# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes game jam."https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>572959316
>>573159018So true!
Seems to me that /calg/ is undergoing a Wrenaissance.
Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for anal enjoyment>>573155114What would be in Ashley Graves browsing history and hard drive?I'm thinking plant growing tutorials, flash games and microbiology courses?Also I like what this anon proposes >>573155382
If you're in the mood to facepalm, someone made a 16 minute cope video claiming that Andrew isn't Wren's father: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yCQrcPwC2QIt's like he never left us...
>>573159303I differ though on the porn part. Ashley seems to abhor sex according to SnS at least until she gets over her hangups.
What do you hc Wren's voice as?I just read his lines in ben 10's voice in my head
>>573159561Wren to me has my voice
>>573159303her ao3 backup folder
>>573159029Finally, some BAKE D'NOUVEAU
>Renee didn't really care if Andrew and Ashley were fucking as long as there weren't any unplanned pregnancies>Now that there actually was a pregnancy she still isn't exactly screaming at her kidsW-were we wrong about Renee? Is she in fact best mom?
Have the americans finally recovered from their July 4th alcohol coma to explain what they did to their sister/brother?
Wren.py is so fucking adorable. It should be illegal to be this cute.
>>573159561Nigga he's barely a character, it takes 1000 lines for me to humanize a character enough to imagine a fitting voice for them in my head. Hell, I have only thought about A&A and their parents, I've never even considered Julia or the Surgeon or Leader or whoever. I've thought of Grandpa though kek.
>>573160017>racialThat's no way to talk about Julia.
>>573159875Indifference towards whatsoever your children may be doing is not best mom.>>573159978They all SnS "raped" each other, as is American tradition.
Don't look up Wren on AO3
>>573160252Thank you for reminding me to read the Wren fic linked in the last thread: https://archiveofourown.org/works/87985416
At long last we're getting Ashley pregnancy and trashy single mother art!
>>573160629>At long lastThis has been a thing forever
>>573160753Yeah but now its about wren. Nemlei made the shitposting into canon and I'm loving it.
>>573160987Yeah, true.I really didn't think she'd ever give us an official gravecest baby.He is the cutest thing to ever exist in the history of the universe
I can't believe Nemlei just keeps giving the fans what they want.Like literally everything the people want, she just gives to them. The whole game is nonstop fanservice.
>>573161414Don't get too comfy.Just remember what happened with olive branch.There is a non-zero chance in the actual game Wren in picrel is reading a DNA test and kills himself, or leaves them for Renee shortly after.
Wren is too cute.Is Nemlei aware how large the female fanbase for this game is because she's about to cause a baby boom with suspiciously high inbreeding rate.
Probably best she waited to reveal an official gravecest child until after lust_coffin lost her password
stretch out wrens shota bussy or andys shota bussy, decisions decisions this is a hard one
What route do you prefer.>Wren shocked to discover his uncle is his dador>Wren shocked to discover his dad is his uncle
>>573159018
>>573162789>Faggot accepted
>>573161874>Is Nemlei aware how large the female fanbase for this game is because she's about to cause a baby boom with suspiciously high inbreeding rate.Abe would be proud. Trust the plan!Also Nemlei should be exported to Japan to produce some big games and anime. She would singlehandedly reduce the Japanese crisis with the side effect they'd all be incest babies.
>>573162789>Love baby truly
>>573159861She doesn't seem to be big into literature. Would probably be happy being a housewife and cleaning up while watching TV slop all day.
>>573162789>american leyley
>>573163363Hell yeah! Would she be Patrick, or Andrew would be Patrick?
>>573163506Andrew would be Squidward.
>>573159978Bro it’s 11 am on a Monday. We’re all at work. God I hate working I hate this I want to quit never stop being a NEET. But I didn’t do anything with my sister. I stayed home while her and mom went to celebrate with friends
>>573163028Man I miss Abe.In the original Danna Ga threads back in 2014 it started with jokes that the anime was Japanese propaganda to get people to start families to reverse the declining birthrates. And then because Abe was prime minister all the jokes became about him. Then over the years the whole world just associated him with breeding. Now he's gone.
>>573161414You cry about it while I cum about it
>>573164971One man's cry is another man's cum
>>573162789>Julia Nemlei routeOh Boy what if Julia is here self insert?
>>573165141Then Wren really is in danger
>>573162789>pay gay free deothiu this is a new low
>>573162395Latter since dad will be Andrew's actual role while uncle will be just a technicality, so it makes more sense to just go along with it. Kid won't ask questions once he sees other kids having dads like he does, but he would ask questions if he sees kids with dads while he's the only one who has an uncle who for some reason is just like a dad.
>>573165278When was "deo" said? And how often that it ends up in the word cloud?Actually that's another question, does the word cloud have all the words in the thread? That can't be, right? How many times does it have to be found to end up in the cloud?
>>573165278Ðeo for free?Don't mind if I do
>>573165841Deo means god, it was used 4 times in the context of various graves family mottoes >>573082575>SPES MEA IN DEO>My hope is in God.>DEO, NON FORTUNA>Through God, not by chance.
>>573164536I know, the memes were amazing too.
>>573163028>no bush peaking out
Expert Sister Sexologists are saying that sex. With sisters. Is becoming the new norm.
>>573162789>inbreeding bad sonfuck you word cloud
>>573162789>Sorry inbreeding bad son since makes thing>sibling days>douglas riskwhich is it?
Is this worth getting? It's only 8 dollars and I have been consuming a lot of gothic media lately
>>573168950Coffin is arguably one of the best works of incest fiction in history.
>>573168950Yes
>>573168998>incestNevermind
I wonder how long we're going to have to live with this same basic bait premise. A week? Two weeks?
>Ashley: Julia would never give our child a grade lower than B... *psycho smile*because of the implication.
>>573167654So subtle, so professional. Andrew... you fiend. I kneel.
>>573169101How did you not know that the game synonymous with incest has incest in it?
>>573170420I'll give you a hint
>>573170159Sounds more like something Andrew would say. He is the detached cold bastard who will feel forced into threatening Julia so he can look like a caring father.Ashley would simply relish the chance to kill her or act in impulse, if she cares about grades at all.
>>573169174Hi anon I've never read your post, I've been thinking about reading your post, should I read it?>rinse and repeat at least once every thread
>>573170419She has NO idea. Andrew, you're a fucking master at this.
It's a good thing Ashley had a son and not a daughter. Not only would the daughter probably be a fuck up like her and Renee, Ashley would probably fight with her daughter all the time over getting Andrew's attention.
>>573170620We're at a weird point in the trolling meta where niggas don't even try to bait you with the content of their post, but rather just keep posting the same fucking thing over and over again until somebody fucks up and says something about you endlessly posting the same thing.
>>573171063>Ashley would probably fight with her daughter all the time over getting Andrew's attention.A shame as I kind of wanted that dynamic. Will the son inbreed with Ashley?
>>573170159The implication is that Wren is the father of Julia’s baby
Wren should wear an eyepatch. The girls will think he's cool.
>>573171590eyepatches are cringe
>>573172264Matey, those are fighting words! Walk the plank!
>>573159018Guess you can say whoever made that image was a... Wrenegade
Dropping an official gravecest child the same day as the delay was a smart move.I see minimum 20 Wrenposts for every one complaint about the delay.
>>573173189Anyone complaining about the delay is a fake fan, so I doubt that was the intent.
>>573162789>ashley love babyshe WILL be a good mom
>Drunk Ashley coming on to Wren (she thinks he's Andrew)>She realizes her mistake and is horrified>Andrew comes back from work wondering what's wrong and why they're so quiet
>>573173506Why the FUCK would I take time out of my day to do something like that?
https://x.com/sukiscoffin/status/2074135011503071666
>>573173585Don't worry employed-kun I'll do it for you. Watch what I do to this nigga >>573173468
>>573173506Mass reporting does nothing. Reporting a post puts it in a queue where a mod/janny will then deal with it. You’re wasting your time and need to get a life. The internet isn’t that serious
>>573173714I don't even work, I just can't imagine taking the time to do that for absolutely nothing to happen because I... didn't like a post? These garbage pan-incest fetish posts are not new, and they're never truly going to go away. Your best option is ignoring it, because if the goal is to upset you then whoever posts that stuff now knows that you're mad enough to waste time mass-reporting something that doesn't break the rules.
>>573173751Wouldn't it help if multiple people have reported a post though? Do jannies care if it seems like most people in a thread are annoyed by a post?
Wren becoming a 4chan regular.
Global wrenule 7
>>573173506I personally reserve reporting for those who post extremely abhorrent shit and are clearly only here to try and get a rise out of people. Assuming you don't exclusively post on mobile, I'd recommend 4chanX. You can literally filter these retards and never have to see their posts.
i have a question, at what point would these two even want a child?i ask because with the parents alive and not sending hitman to finish the job, i'm assuming this is a vision where ashley successfully moved out while andrew was in college. or maybe there'll be an option to opt out of killing the parents and reconcile with them, but has this happened before with updates to the story?i started lurking this general in late february so i really have no idea
>>573173751That's not true... Votes matter, we could stop all the wars in the world if we petitioned it hard enough! It's demorcasey....was that what it's called?
>>573173506BIG NEWS FOR THE UNEMPLOYEDbut seriously you know you can just hide/filter a post if you're going to act like a little baby bitch right?
>>573174397Andrew, it's hard to say. He seems pretty well spoken about not wanting a child. However, Ashley clearly wants to be housewife. A major thing of that is some longing to be a mother. So many if they come to some sort of agreement where Ashley does a major bulk of the parenting, and Andrew is just slightly less absent from the child(rens) lives than Douglas was for them (easily achievable) I believe it's possible in the best possible scenario for the two.
>>573174149Jannie’s can’t tell how many reports a post has. Its binary. If a post is reported, it’s in the queue. More reports might move it up in the queue, but there are rarely more than a few dozen posts sitting there at any one time anyway. The main reasons posts don’t get deleted is either A) nobody is looking at the queue or B) it’s not against the rulesIt’s the latter btw. I know someone will seethe and call me the fetishposter, but those posts aren’t against the rules. Saying something sexual about Ashley does count as on topic because it’s about the game. And it’s not trolling just because it rustles your jimmies. “Trolling outside of /b/“ has to be extremely flagrant (e.g. “im trans btw” or Blackedposting). Anything in the margins is allowed (mostly, jannies can be fickle)
>>573174149Jannies have zero power beyond deleting a post and giving somebody a 15-minute time-out. They adjudicate a post and then it gets forwarded to the moderation team who do nothing with it because the moderation staff on this site consists entirely of lazy do-nothings who don't care about the site or actively dislike it. Let me put it to you this way:>be me>be moderator>some janny (who does it for free) forwards some post to me for off-topic, or trolling, or whatever>it's about some bitch named Ashley coming onto some fag named Wren because she mistook him for someone else>tell the janny to stop bothering me with stupid shit>go back to masturbating to on-model TADC pornBy all means, report posts that break rules if you dislike it, if that keeps your vessel afloat, but mass-reporting something is not going to get you the results you want just because you happen to not like a post.
Depressed Julia thinking she should died instead of Nina.
>>573174379Can 4chanX filter every post made by a certain IP? If not I'm not sure how it would help since I don't want to filter certain words and miss possible non-b8 posts that just so happen to use those words.
>>573174621>child(rens)Chilld Wren
>>573174334People keep saying Wren is gonna be gigawoke tumblrite based of his emo appearance, but he lowkirkeniunely got the leafyishere look going on.
>>573174465Shhhhhhhhhhh don’t worry your cute little brain about it *smooch*
>>573174697>certain IPWe do not have that power, sire.
>>573174823>People keep saying Wren is gonna be gigawoke tumblrite based of his emo appearanceThat's because this general is filled with millenials who haven't seen just how racist an average gen-Z male is nowadays. Hitler 2 will literally hail from the zoomers and these niggas have no idea.
>>573174697>Can 4chanX filter every post made by a certain IP4chan itself doesn't give users the ability to see IPs, that's reserved for Jannies/Admins. On certain boards you can filter User IDs on boards that use them (/pol/) though that's really only effective in the thread you're posting in. Luckily for us though, most of our resident retards are extremely predictable and have a habit of recycling the same images/phrases. Two things YOU CAN filter. You can even filter certain sentences so that it'll auto filter them if they're written in thread.
>>573174823>leafyishereXx_WrenGraves_xX getting cancelled!
>>573175090Jannie’s can’t see IPs, only mods and higherAlso how sensitive do you have to be to mass filter? It’s just the internet bro lmao close your eyes
>>573175150"Look at this stupid emo's fucked up eye! He's hiding it with his hair. HAHA, pussy" t- chinlet.
>>573174697You have this thing called a brain, or at least I hope you do. The power of sapience bequeaths a certain degree of control over your thought processes. You can see a really awful post about someone's NTR fetish or someone shipping Wren with Ashley, because they don't actually like the game beyond it being a vehicle for their fetishes, and just... ignore it. Who cares if some faggot is getting off to being annoying while posting about the things that get them off? On a long enough timeline, if their posts have nobody interacting with them, they're probably going to fuck off. Well, most will save for the most severely and terminally mentally ill.
>>573175208>mass filterAgain, it's reserved for special retards. You don't NTR/scat/abhorrent fetish post? I'll more than likely see it.
>>573174860Damnit! I thought CIA (Cister Intelligence Agency) or some shit could find any IP. I need me a deep state level reverse-engineered alien technology to filter posts, it's TOO tiresome.
>it's another calggers acting like redd*tors episodetiresome
Look at my newborn!!
>>573175541>Acting
>>573175541On the other end of the spectrum from the guy who feels compelled to waste the staff's time mass-reporting posts that don't break the rules, is the man who gets very upset at the prospect that people are not obligated to look at his posts.
>>573175596My only problem with this is the fact that someone hasn't edited this to include a something indicative of her birthing a boy, and just using pink color for the motif.
Wrennit
>Renee looks at Andrew and Ashley>She takes a sip of her drink>Renee: I should have swallowed.
>wren accidently rapes ashley and not andrewi feel for him
>>573175989I must learn how to accidentally rape. I keep raping on purpose.This is a joke! I'm a virgin.
>>573175702
>>573175926This is the first time this joke was ever made btw.
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationallyYou are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a boy for at least 18 years solely so he can go and get ravaged by another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy, reading him stories at bedtime, making him go to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually get fucked by him in every hole. Raised the perfect son? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to be fucked in her pussy by his big dick every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised him. As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a man for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>>573175702What the fuck I never noticed that. That's heckin sexist, I will save and only post this >>573176218 from now on!
>>573176441ashley...
>>573176473I'm quite the sexist, I have much sex. With my sister. In her ass.
>>573176660Same energy
>>573176841>wow you helped me with my psychological issues>yeah, I'm quite therapist
>>573176660>In her ass.Heck yeahhttps://files.catbox.moe/rjxaej.jpg
>>573176986>I don't get it. What's a quiet therapist have to do with anything? Is whispering part of the therapy or something? Your jokes are too convoluted Andrew...
>>573177294That's Ashley's joke, anon.
Wren getting angry when he learns the abuse from Ashley and Andrew made Ms. Julia cut herself. Wren would do anything to make Ms. Julia happy, even if that means killing his parents.
>>573174762>children>child wrenNo, surely not surely Andrew didn't call him wren because of a pun and him being too lazy to think of anything else...The horror!
>>573177294Wren getting annoyed when one of them misses the joke!
>>573174646>“Trolling outside of /b/“ has to be extremely flagrant/a/ *annies abused this to an incredible degree so I think you're wrong.I was always sincere. I said things that were on topic for the board, and yet if you touched on yuritardation or gook webslop you got mass bans
Wren should realistically be suffering from strabismus
Andrew handing Wren the janitorial mop!
>Principal: Mrs. Graves, we're calling you because your son got into a fight with a fellow classmate.>Ashley: Did he win?>Principal: Well, yes, but->Ashley hangs up
>>573177890/a/ is notorious for that kind of thing. /vg/ is an entirely different beast, because each general has its own thread culture contained within the board, things like "off-topic" and "trolling" become harder for the average mod to determine when the definition of those things changes within each of the recurring generals.
>>573177890/a/ jannies in particular fucking suck. I’ve caught bans for using images like “desire to know more intensifies” because it’s “not anime or manga”. Yeah that’s technically true, but it’s a super common reaction image, fuck you
>>573178138Something was really fucked up during the solo leveling shitfest, you'd see thirty people getting banned for saying one negative comment about it and raging on desuarchive.I think they eased off because you don't seem to get instabanned for telling Mario to go assfuck a cactus like you did but maybe he killed himself.
>>573177503Sequel game where Andrew and Ashley get off screened by a vengeful Wren who then talks about the reasons why incest is wrong
>>573177730Wren with that surly teen knowitall vibe...At some point Ashley would retaliate and tell him the truth to shut him up.
>Wren has the beta Graves eyes like his grandfather and great grandmotherHow much of a shy boy is he?
What did he mean by this?
>>573179489he's about to go down on thiu
>>573179489>Wren bf
Nemlei gave me baby fever. I want a little Wren with my sister, and if that doesn't work, then I'll find a depressed emo hussy.
All this family posting in the last few threads really leave longing for the desire of being a father, but that would entail marrying a woman and by GOD I do not tolerate women very well, the longest relationship I had was for 2 years and it felt fucking MISERABLE at times, it makes me wonder how the fuck did our ancestors did it for an entire lifetime It also doesn't help that modern women are disloyal trash and that divorce rates are astronomically high, I just can't help to be blackpilled bros
New trend>I want an incest baby because they're just so cute ya know, everyone whose anyone is having one>but no eww I could never fuck a relative like wtf, why do I need to fuck my senpai to get an incestbaby, that's icky.
>>573176441You just genderswapped the copypasta...
>>573180765>It also doesn't help that modern women are disloyal trash and that divorce rates are astronomically high, I just can't help to be blackpilled brosMarry your sister and you get around most of that.
>>573174823Lowrenuinely*
>>573181121Sisters do be cute
>>573181004The solution: incest roleplay. Play Sweet Home Alabama to make it more authentic.
>>573181004>senpaiah f a m is still filtered
>>573181829Fake incest babies are so hot right now.
I'm genuinely curious if Andrew and Ashley are going to raise Wren as their son, or if they're going to keep up the Mom and Uncle facade... I mean, besides Grandpa, Renee and Douglas, who else would their be to keep appearances for? Maybe once their parents kick the bucket they'll move somewhere it wont be a problem on the off chance they may run into someone they knew? Also, I don't see anyone talking about how in the CG we get of Wren, it looks like he's unloading stuff from moving boxes.
>>573177337Ashley couldn't help with anyone's psychological issues for shit
>>573177730>>573179489Toto? Artstyle seems similar.
>>573184673having a woman that loves you does wonder for the mind and soul.
>>573169101Retard pleb filteredGo back
>>573180765You had a relationship? Next thing you're gonna tell me you've had sex like a wicked sex-haver.I hate women so much I never had a gf. I've flirted and talked often and joked and did all the initial ritual stages of a possible relationship but never went further because I never loved any of them and I knew that they would certainly hate me once they spend more time with me. I'd much rather date my sister.
>>573184928Grabbed them from https://x.com/Alicia_Tarou/status/2072492872105111569
Maybe we'll get a choice like:>don't keep it...>keep it, trust the trinket>[SAVE GAME]
>>573183080>They run away and live as a couple>they put their son into school>Julia is teaching there
>tfw wife is due to have our first son in about 2 months>she's not even related to me.>never understand all the blackpill people making themselves miserableIt's not a competition to be as maladjusted as the characters in the game you know, guys.
>>573185672Some people have a harder time than others. Congrats, but not everyone has it good.
It's important to remember that, in one of the Decay endings, Wren gets ABORTED.
>>573171590kill yourself, posting garbage>>573172264kill yourself, posting garbage opinions
>>573185281>>573180765very embarrassing, try r9k
>>573184928We were fucking ROBBED
>>573185672I'm inclined to agree that most women are good people (especially your sister ofc) but I think issues occur when women have bad influences from their friends. The vast majority of women I've known have been great people, but put them together with others who reinforce their delusions and it gets bad fast. I think this is where most of the blackpill stuff comes from, people observe women's echo chamber and believe what they see. The alternative doesn't seem too appealing either though. Most of the women in my family don't really have friends in the same way my peers do. They mostly just keep to their family, which is a tough sell to most young women. The blackpill has nuance. Something something date your sister, also congrats on the baby anon!
>>573186557It's an observable fact that a woman's friends will (intentionally or unintentionally) sabotage the unholy fuck out of a relationship, especially a good one.
>>573186557>but I think issues occur when women have bad influences from their friends.Social media amped that up to a crazy degree. even a asocial girls get caught up
sex w/ andrew at the campsite phone while he is talking to julia
>>573186557I personally don’t pay attention to a single post on this website about girls or relationships. I trust none of your judgments
>Wren getting a job as soon as he turns 16 to save money for Cataract surgery
>>573190870If he still has the cataract after 18 years his sight in that eye is permafucked. The only reason to get surgery would be for cosmetic reasons
>>573190870>jobWhat kind?
>>573190870wouldn't it be something the northern eruopean "free" healthcare would pay for? Unless the setting actually one of the baltic states
>>573191013He probably would do it for cosmetic reasons>>573191132Fry cook at Wrendy's
>>573187196That'd be so hot. Ashley would totally want her to notice.
>julia ntr good>ashley ntr badyou retards can't just pick or choose what kind of ntr is acceptable, all ntr is disgusting
>>573194709Actually, NTR is awesome and I want Ashley to cheat on me with Andrew
>>573194709>>julia ntr good>>ashley ntr bad
>>573194709NTR is only good if it checks out with the canonical characterization and doesn't make them do stupid OOC bullshit. Also Julia was better off with someone else besides Andrew, let's be real.
One thing that has been reliable between updates is the gradual escalation of Andrew and Ashley's incestuous dynamic.>Episode 1: Possessiveness is the centerpiece of their dynamic, but sexual attraction is only implicit, left for the player to pick up from interactions such as the bed finger-biting scene and off-hand remarks>Episode 2: Incestuous attraction is openly acknowledged via the Burial vision, but physical escalation is only mild, going no further than fondling>Episode 3A: They kiss, twice in the Cliffhanger route. S&S route they have sex and Ashley gets pregnant, but baby slated for abortion>Episode 3B(?): They have a baby carried to term.>Episode 4(?): ????
>>573195052>Actually, NTR is awesomecalggers showing their true colors...
My name is Ashley Graves. I'm 20 years old. My apartment is burnt down.https://x.com/AraAlessia/status/2074206743803183566
>>573191132Grandpa's company...
>>573195762Cheap gore in fanart is always lame. Why not just draw something wholesome like Andrew feeding Ashley uncooked bloody human meat while she's orgasming for some reason?
>deletedwas just bants friend, you can report posts you don't like if you want to
>>573195471>Episode 4(?): ????Children as many as two soccer teams as is the /calg/ prophecy.
>Andrew and Wren playing catchball outside>Wren gets bonked in the head more often than not because his depth perception is dogshit
>>573196250Nah it got jannied obviously. I have no reason to delete that post.
>>573196346Cute! It's a shame the whole fanart side of Coffin fans are all foids, they only draw cute Mothershley and never some wholesome Dadrew playing catch with his son and such. But I guess they're the target demographic so it's only natural.
>>573196662>son and suchNemleian. This WILL be the name of that route
>>573195358What you're referring to is just cheating. NTR is never good, it's a humiliation fetish for people too pornsick to get off from standard humiliation.
when is nemlei going to add time travel into the story
>>573197171Sons and Such! Bravo Nemlei...I just realized just how many reaction images we have concerning "absolute cinema", "kino", "peak fiction", "kafkaesque" etc.
>>573194709andrew is a terrible boyfriend to julia hence he should marry and sex his little sister
>>573197338So you haven't heard of the recent news...
this is the first time ive been stumped by a puzzle in this game...think i might be retarded?
>>573197732i had to look up a youtube guide
>>573197732nvm i got it but i still dont know what i did lol
>>573162789>must incest
>>573179964Andrew gonna rip Thiu a new þussy
>>573177948Extremely molestable, Julia's eating good
>>573198704ashley mistaking wren for andrew and molesting him is more believable than pure julia doing anything so evil
>>573199045It's not evil! Wren is asking for it.
>>573199363Hardrive check now
>People making fun of Wren because of his eye>"Death perception, pal. Look into it!"
Kylo Wren BUST when?
>Andy I'm home!>no response>Andy?>ashley walks into the living room the tv getting louder>there's porn on the screen and a bit of hair covering the bottom of it>ashley sneaks up and quickly grabs hold of the cock thinking it's andy>it's actually wren>they lock eyes as he cums all over her hand
>>573200065Who the fuck in their rigjt mind jerks off by the family tv sitting on the couch?
>>573200270the dvd/vhs players were kept in the living room growing up
>>573200040>Wren: I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?>Andrew: Yes. Anything.>Wren impales Andrew>Wren: Thank you.
>fictional europeanland>no state-subsidized healthcare>american-style car dependent suburbs>no public transit except buses>guns are readily available>completely unregulated plutocratic corporations >Ashley doesn't have to get her fingerprints taken by the govtMake it make sense
>>573200697It's an alternate timeline Russia where Putin didn't take the reins in 2000 and the mob is still the dominant force in the country
>>573200065Reminds me of that one Reddit copypasta of the kid in the hospital iykyk>>573200270me
Reminder that the devlog preview is not a good ending and will either be tainted or just a vision.
>>573198704But anon, Wren is the one that will molest Julia
nemlei goatse
>>573200270Lions
>>573202352Threatening Nemlei with a good time? Lets see how that works out.
Post cute wholesome happy little families for thread quality
>>573200065Why the fuck would Andrew be masturbating and why would Ashley quickly lunge to grab whoever's cock instead of checking who it was and what they were actually doing before reacting like literally every human in existence?
>>573202545I have a sneaking suspicion the thread is so shitty because of that idiot letting the whole thread exactly what pisses him off and to what degree, and the rest of us are now paying the price for it.
>>573202545Right, if /calg/ was represented by most of the posts made around here we would we disgraced...
>Renee going absolutely mental thinking Ashley and Andrew are having an incest relationship, and that Andrew is Wren's father>They genuinely have no idea what the fuck Renee is talking about. Wren's father is some guy Ashley had a one night stand with. Ashley and Andrew are just close
>>573202545Post the original cute happy little family please
>>573202545One day we shall see a happy Ashley sprite. I'm sure of it.
>>573203005>didn't play the game awardThis is just further condemnation of that scene btw, because we know "happy ashley" is a real thing and Nemlei deliberately didn't use it.
>>573201832I'm fully expecting Wren's story to be a repeat of what happened with Olive Branches.I'm not prepared for what Nemlei is gonna do to this adorable little gꚙber
>>573203117It's three pixels of difference in a sprite, and you're out here accusing him of not playing the game because he forgot about that. It'll be a good day when the next release happens and we get an influx of semi-normal people to balance out the turboautists.
>>573203005For the love of GOD lurk some MOAR
>>573203297I'm not interested in the opinion of a tourist.
>>573203297NTA I bet you'll have a lot of fun with your normal plebs who will talk about how wrong incest is and how they wish Nemlei made them childhood friends or some shit...
This thread fucking blows, man. This is why you don't tell people that you're butthurt enough to spend half an hour cycling IP's to mass report posts.
>>573202630way to out yourself
>>573202995Of course, the OG happy family. I still don't know who made this AU, y'know the one with Audrey. It was a local /calg/ger wasn't it? Or am I remembering wrong?
>>573203528I am speaking from experience. What of it?
alright i'm taking a break from this place, the quality has gone really downhill
>>573203932for real man fuck this
>>573203521I mean I don't do that I was just saying. I didn't even know if reports helped anything. I would definitely get a vacation when it was jannied if I hadn't use that method though.
>>573203975The fact that you even suggested it is the problem. I'm not the type who thinks every shitty post is somebody deliberately trying to annoy somebody, but after I read that post even I got the sudden impulse to fuck with you, and I don't even have that kind of personality. Some of you niggas need a thicker brain-to-keyboard barrier.
>>573203521Did I miss something? Mass deleted posts...? Of what exactly. I shed no tears for a specific type of post.
>>573203932>>573203969See you in an hour, crybabies. You haven't seen what a shitty thread looks like.
>>573204191It was your typical "helpful" PSA about reporting posts because anon didn't like the theme of one of the posts, except it was one step further and was a harebrained method to mass-report posts. Mind you the post didn't break any rules, as garbage as it was, so it was literally just a case of "I don't like this." Thus the thread has been basically nothing *but* the theme of post he loudly announced he didn't like.
i'm gonna start posting ashley x bbc stuff if y'all don't get your shit together in the next 30 minutes, you have been warned /calg/
>>573204258This. Back in my day our ONE (1) individual (single) troll would shit up a thread BY HIMSELF for HOURS and all he did was ERP with himself. Now that, was an honourable adversary. Just kidding fuck him.
>>573204469>If the thread doesn't get less shitty, I will proceed to make it infinitely shittierLiterally the cancer killing /calg/
>>573200697>no state-subsidized healthcareThe existence of state-subsidised healthcare does not mean the state subsidises every single procedure >American-style car dependent suburbsWe've been through this. It's perfectly Finlandic suburbia.
What the FUCK did I say? Post cute for thread quality. Words words words! What are you guys, nerds?
>>573204674>??? cryingI will be vindicated on ???, just wait.
!!!
>>573203654The username on xitter was "matchaukarp".>It was a local /calg/ger wasn't it?I remember something like that too. If they are I hope they're still around. I was gonna check what matchaukarp's last fanart was but the xitter account is private.
>>573205185Damn it's a shame they privated their stuff, these used to make numbers 3 years ago. I'm finding stuff I hadn't seen before.
>>573205543>InkyNo fucking shot, the artist was a /calg/ger confirmed? I don't think any other "fans" besides us make references to InkyInk anywhere.
>>573205709Anon, the cat is called Inky becuase it is black
>>573205824Personally, I'd call him Nigger
>>573205709I've always liked their simple stuff. Mothershley is so peaceful and comforting to my soul.
>>573205824I hope the cat has three siblings: Blinky, Pinky and Clyde
>>573205886One of the verified recorded historical usages of the word, it was a common name for black coloured pets as well.
I would donate all the money I earn to ensure the baby is cured of its cataract
>>573205893>Mothershley is so peaceful and comforting to my soul.I know right?? I truly understand picrel now, there is really few things comparable to "the mother of my children"... Ave Ashlia!
>>573159445How does someone come up with something this fucking stupid? Is he genuinely having a psychotic episode? I'm serious, because I can't fathom how he mustered 15 minutes worth of argument toward such an obviously retarded thesis. This guy is a fucking idiot and should feel ashamed.
>>573206257Based, I would too. We should raise money for the beybey as devout fans of Nemlei and as /calg/. I don't have much but I'll give it away regardless.
>>573206462Btw Beybey is pronounced baby which means Leyley is pronounced Laylee
>>573206462C'mon Nemlei you're not fooling anyone...
>>573206319>Ave Ashlia!Full of grace.
>>573206319>AshliaWell Latin didn't have a "sh" sound and many "sh"s were usually transliterated as "ss" in writing. Ergo, Ashley in Latin should be ASSLIA.
IS IT ASSLEY POSTING TIME??
>>573207069At the time Latin was spoken, the Germanic languages didn't have an sh sound either; a Germanic name like Ashley would have had sk instead of sh at the time, and would probably have been Latinised as Asclia.
i hope the anon(s?) that helped me w/ the shots and such ending earlier r still here, if so tysm it was a crazy ending but i think its a bad end even tho its kinda what i wanted..
>>573206361You balk at it, but that's actually common discourse in the social media sphere saying that Coffin demonstrates the horrors of incest. I don't see eye-to-eye with the jews on much, but they're 100% correct about goyim.
>>573205886You shouldn't say that word
>>573207338Did you see what happens if you throw the ring away?
>>573207328Asclea, Asclia, Aesclia, Aesclea, Asclea, Asclaeia, Aesclaea, Aesclaeia. It'd be variously written like these.
>>573207069I really love this Assley because her butt looks extremely soft, like the kind of thing that would feel amazing planted on your face.
>>573207328That's what the anti-sistush propagandists want you to think. (((They))) are trying to erase sisbutte from history and you're helping their cause anon. Wake up and embrace the ASSLEY.
>>573207370>but that's actually common discourse in the social media sphere saying that Coffin demonstrates the horrors of incestAre you telling me there's masses of people who think Wren isn't Andrew's son?
>>573208546There are lots of people who "think," or claim to think, things about the game that are even more retarded than that. It's a horrific combination of the usual suspects in the "media literacy" crowd with at most 90 IQ.
>>573208867Luckily, this is the only place I come for anything Coffin related. I am too young to die from cancer.
>>573208546Andrew where are you looking at
>>573209191At least the bad takes here are just quibbling over minutiae or trolling, other places have people saying the most brain-melting shit imaginable loudly and without irony. I'm hoping it's just virtue signaling, which is definitely possible because it's social media.
>>573209350Andrew's scoping his sister's sisters.
>>573209352>minutiaeOkay Julius Caesar. What's next, sisterbuttae?
>>573209538As the romans would say: look at the shitter on that critter!
>>573209538That ass could've been so good but it's so terrible. It looks like a male biker's muscly butt. Kinda like picrel honestly. Female butts are round and wide, not boxy.
>>573209639The Romans did NOT say that
>Ashley: Andy, stop jerking off to imported Japanese cartoons when you can have sex with me!
Which one of you is posting Ashley in the USA vs Belgium thread?
>>573205185>>573203654>>573205709Matchaukarp posted on /calg/ in the months after Episode 2 released to post uncompressed versions of their art via catbox, but that's the only time we know she was here. Not sure if that qualifies her as a /calg/ger. I assume they were a brief visitor who came and left once the initial discussion died down. No reason to believe they posted here either before Episode 2 released or long after.
>>573211759>her/calg/, why? Why do we keep getting taken over by foids? Us sweet and innocent and pure hearted young males are being surrounded on all sides by hordes of wicked females who seek only to corrupt. It's so unfair.
>>573211759>she
>>573211098KAM ON MERICASCORE SOME FACKIN GOWLZ!
>>573211098Not me, I only post Ashley in NFL threads because I don't watch divegrass. But it's always nice to see her getting posted
>>573211098Not me, I'm russian
>>573209915In Egypt around 20% did.
>>573214830That's why those 20% were slaves.
The highlight of my day is jerking off to Ashley and Renee
The highlight of my day is jerking off to Ashley by using my human-sized fleshlight. Don't want to make a mess so I use condoms still.
>>573211759Ah so that's how. Does anybody know what she's doing now? I really wonder about it for some reason, I hope she makes now-canon Graves child art someday.>>573211970>>573212083I was the original anon who was asking and even I was sure it was a female but couldn't decide so I just said "they" lol. I don't know whether it was made clear here or I just instinctively figured it out in my subconscious foid detector system.
>>573213149Not looking good
>>573213149I don't know why everyone's suddenly pretending to care about sports. For the past decade we all acknowledged sports are dead.
>>573218562>we allAnon...
>>573213149
>>573217704Not jerking it to Andrew. Deeply cringe SΜH
>>573213724>I only post Ashley in NFL threads because I don't watch divegrassInstead you watch EggNog
>>573219019I actually don't think I've ever had egg nog before
>>573218736I'm not gay so I only jerk off to boys who are kinda girly. Andrew is too masculine. I mostly jerk off to Ashley, but lately I've been enjoying Renee too. She has some good stuff out there
>>573219424You should masturbate less
>>573219504I wish I could masturbate more. I've always lamented how masturbating hurts after a while because I want to do nothing else all day. Pulled myself off to Ashley and Renee thrice yesterday and twice today. Something about Coffin porn hits a deep need for me. I've been so obsessed with this game for so long that fapping to it makes the cock and heart happy
>>573219424Suddenly cut off masturbation and everything else in life will start feeling enjoyable.
>>573219424>Andrew is too masculineFirst time that has ever been said
>>573218159Wish I knew. I'd follow her but 95% of the time protected accounts won't accept follow requests unless you already have some sort of rapport, so I never do it to spare myself the mild embarrassment.It'd be surprising if nobody from /calg/ had followed her, since her art was quite popular the brief time she was active. Maybe the population turnover was too great. Only reason I never followed was because I keep my X account publicly SFW.
>>573211970New foid fanart dropped. You can even smell the estrogen and cunt liquid on it still.
>>573219717Not jerking off isn't going to make the kafkaesque horror of my desk job go away>>573219934Kek true. But being truthful, Andrew is a masculine guy. He's also a faggot, but a masculine one. I just don't get much out of seeing him get sodomized in girls clothes. Trust me, I've tried
>>573213149Fuck
The more I wageslave, the more I understand why it took the soul from Mom and Dad. I unironically think the parents are pretty relatable
>>573221020Stop waging then. Save some dosh, look into a small business loan, buy a carwash or laundromat.
>>573221020Yeah I totally get why they elected to end their bloodline, you should try it too
>>573217990
How old is Wren when he's reading that test thing?
>>573223717Probably 13/14
>>573223717Reading what test? Image is of him looking through boxes.
>>573220182Fuck, I would love to be the one saying that to Ashley as I totally make her mine. I want to OWN Ashley's asshole!
So what happened to Wren?
>>573224619Had his eye fixed via demon and now he's going to sacrifice his parents and become a cult leader.
>>573223717Drawfags make him anywhere from 9 to 17 lol
sisterkissing is growing more popular.
>>573226092Many are kissing
Would Wren protect Ashley if Andrew tries to tenderize her?
>>573226092I know, isn't it great? Wouldn't it be lovely if someday kissing your sister was the rule, rather than the exception? Like it was expected that brothers and sisters did a bit of smooching and maybe more? Ah, progress!
>>573227989What if you and your sibling just aren't a good match? Or (s)he isn't marriageable?
Has that one Anon hugged his little sister yet and told her he wants to be a good older brother
Has that one Anon fugged his little sister yet and told her he wants to be a good father
>>573230521Well, at the very least you'd be expected to give her a respectful peck on the cheek. That would be the bare minimum, just to acknowledge your familiar ties. But for those siblings that do get along well, the sky should be the limit. They should be allowed to smooch to their heart's content and even fool around.
I come bearing wonderful news /calg/. I've been trying to fine-tune an AI off our godly and brilliant posts, and it's showing progress. Admittedly I've fucked up the formatting of the training data, and I think that's part of the reason why it sounds so retarded and schizo at times, but overall I feel like it sounds somewhat like one of us. Further developments on calGPT will be made, do not fret.
>>573231649>I come bearing wonderful news /calg/. I've been trying to fine-tune an AIStopped reading there
>>573223717just post the image you're talking about instead of being vaguestop being a lazy worthless fuck
>>573231649Why, so we can be spammed with content free botslop like this is /pol/ or /k/?
>>573232057Have you read the devlog, retard? It's kind of what we've been talking about for the past week.
>>573232152Keen observation, I am actually a CIA plant tasked with preventing Coffin or Delphism from going any further by making these threads even worse than they already are. Nah, in all honesty I just want to see how much worse I can make the sloppa by training it off here. Maybe it'll even say something funny every now and then. At the very least it can't be worse than many of the posts here.
Wren x andrew when
>>573232496Never.
>>573232368see >>573232057
>>573232587Ok well then when do andrew and Ashley give wren a sister so hes not lonely
>>573232736I don't think they want to turn their family tree into a family ladder. The incest is going to stay in one generation.
>>573232736Never. He will stay lonely for the rest of his miserable days
>>573232736He's going to turn to demons for "friendship" in the devblog preview vision/route.
what dumbass name would they give their daughter if they had one? piper?the adventure of pipy and reny
>>573232663Here's your image:
Don't fuck with us Coffin fans. We don't read the devlogs.
>>573233310The adventures of rin and wren
>>573231649Played around with it some more>Prompt: What makes a work Nemleian?>Nemleian is a term used in fanfiction, particularly among fans of the "Naruto x The Coffin of Andy and Leyley" crossover, to refer to works that feature both Naruto and Coffin protagonists in some form.It also has a tendency to go off on random tangents about incest. Just like this thread.
has this been coloured yet
>>573233310Leah, so someone is named after Ashley too!
>>573233839I'll do it later
If you didn't have enough reasons to hate Renee and Doug, this unbelievable bitch and her literal cuck husband refused to pay for their grandson's cataract surgery despite inheriting a fortune.They escaped justice. And that's just terrible.
Tried to do something with that Julia and Wren babble. Didn't turn out as funny as the idea first seemed to be.
>>573236329>Ashley gets a quitting from shooting her son's molester Gotta love Texas.
>>573236639>quittingIs this new slang
>>573236760acquitted* Im stupid
>>573178428>>573177890/a/ jannies are based just for keeping frogs, ꜱoyjaks and other spam out of the board.I know the lack of moderation is one the selling points of this site but at some point you gotta start culling the retard population or the place just won't be fun anymore. /a/ is the last board on this site that still feels a little like old internet.Also you could have used pic rel as your reaction image.
I bet wren being born really threw a wren-ch in andrew and ashleys plans!
>>573238586>andrew and ashleys plans!You mean having hot incestous sibling incest sex until they're dead? Seems like it's an easy work around.
>>573238586I think Andrew intended it so he could flaunt the obvious to his resurrected parents. And Ashley has been victimized by his derangement.
>>573207930i did it was crazy but i figured there would be an ending like that, maybe its a good ending? this game is rly good at making u feel conflicted abt all the endings i think..i need them to get together and be happy and demon free but i dont know if it can happen for them so excited for the next update soon
>>573238586Oh, Pundrew!
>>573220182raargh i need andrew in my life >>573227989andrew shouldnt be smoking its bad for his health if he needed stress relief his sister is right there
>>573238791If anything Andrew is not nearly deranged enough.
>>573220182Did someone say foid?
>>573240074That's what Burial and Cliffhanger is for!
>>573240118Why is she n_ instead of w_?
>>573240902Her OC's name is Niya
>>573240043Yeah, he should. If he needs a dopamine fix, he should get an Adderall prescription.
>>573240118>posting random ocs
>>573241146>randomThat's not just any foid, that's Miss Niya Sweet Weaves to you, sir.
>>573241175Ok yeah sure lets post random characters and pretend they're coffin related, cool
>>573241146>random
How does calg feel about SystemD?
>>573241290Kit9 and Nemlei acknowledged Watasi's work as Coffin-related by sending her a cease and desist and thus canonised Niya in the extended Nemleiverse
>>573241473It's bloat.
I just noticed, is Watasi's handle an alternate speeling of "Watashi Tokimi"? As in, "I'm Tokimi"? Have we been refering to her by the wrong name all along?
>>573241290When did you first get here? Also, Cat6 legal drama is on topic as it affects Nemloid's development cycle.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/watasi
>>573241941Hory fukkko...
>>573242026About a year ago but im not a regular since the Convos here are super cyclical
>>573241473>That's....uh...the orange drink the Americans like, right? Yeah...!
jerking off to wren getting molested by julia right now
>>573243559Share
>>573243559Why do you hate Julia?
Wren in doubt, assume they're trolling
>>573242602
>>573242602>drink
>>573243559>molested byJulia would never. Jerking off to Wren seducing his teacher Julia, however...
Surely this screenshot is from Decay Part 2, right?
>>573243994>seducingJulia would never because she's a married woman and already got enough life experience from Andrew to not fall for that.
>>57324434799% decay part 2, yes. Andrew has "returned from the underworld" as a snarky cunt way of saying he's gone through hell because of LU and he's going to make Ashley his. Likely of dubious consent or methodology mind you and it probably involves LU with the best route denying further dealings with him instead of whatever LU is planning to do.
>>573244864It's weird because I thought LU offered to take away Andrew's thoughts he wish he didn't have. Is LU referring to Andrew's incestuous attraction, or to his restraint?
>>573244925Doesn't matter, he doesn't want LU stirring around his head anymore. Andrew is being coerced/manipulated into going along with a plan that probably ultimately ends with Ashley being turned into a Demon at some point. Just like the trinket warned Andrew of in the car. What Andrew gets is either going to be an enormous monkey's paw or something that will give him unimaginable amounts of regret.
>>573245749>he doesn't want LU stirring around his head anymoreI got the impression that LU successfully seduced him.
>>573245805That's not literally stirring around his head like the previous 30~ minutes.
>>573245893Right, but I didn't get the impression Andrew holds a grudge against Something Kind.
>>573245972Were you just not paying attention? He quickly realized LU was after Ashley and became defensive of her. He doesn't want to go with LU but knows he has no choice because he knows LU has some form of mind control powers and will force him to anyways.
>>573246129>Were you just not paying attention?Mate. Yes, he realised LU was after Ashley, but that was BEFORE he had his little mental breakdown which LU relieved. Between "Suddenly you understand why people join cults" and LU's screen name changing from "Something Terrifying" to "Something Kind", it's pretty clear Andrew is hoping for a saviour figure in LU. The question isn't what Andrew realised previously, but what Andrew currently gives a shit about, which is absolution.
>Ashley uses her left hand to hold things>her handwriting is terrible>her drawings are terrible>her aim is terrible>the one time she actually landed a shot (4 of them in a row) was when she used her right handAshley's is the tragic story of a right-handed girl who was conditioned into adopting a left-handed lifestyle, but never succeeding...it's almost too Nemleian for me to handle. *sniffle*
My wife Noelle is so pretty!
My Wren bfffff (>>573179489) is so pretty!
>>573244347Didn't Nemlei say that Burial would consist of completely different locations from Decay?
>>573248723The hairstyle in the fanart is a lot more flattering than in-game. The fanart leans into uwu emo boy but the real Wren is dishevelled and gets no bitches
>>573249058He has potential. He just needs an invested older woman like Julia to groom him----I mean groom his hair.
Why wasn't Ashley breastfeeding Wren in the new teaser?
>>573249339Is the fanbase now just Julia self inserters targeting cute innocent shota boys?
>>573249858The hussies won the long game!
>>573249858Julia nation won in the end because our love is pure>>573250252I always knew history would absolve us
>Ashley dropping her spaghetti all over the floor
>>573221270Am I saying the parents are good people? No. Am I saying that if I had to work some shitty dead end job every day then come home to my useless NEET daughter and her lazy pervert brother, I would reject a life changing amount of money and a fait accompli? Also no. >end their bloodlineRenne has siblings
Out of the loop.Who is the author trying to sue so badly that she can't do her ONE FUCKING JOB?
>>573253550It is not too late to let go of your hateful heart. You CAN be saved
>>573232851They will do it occasionally to keep the bloodline pure and purge defects as they should. One generation sibling breeding, next generation cousin breeding to balance things out (raised as if they were siblings), another generation sibling breeding again or maybe one outbreeding (with a childhood friend that is like a sibling to the kid so that marrying random stranger hussie floozie sluts is never normalized) and so on. This plus demon magic and mayhaps future technology will ensure the safety of their bloodline.
>>573254363>will ensure the safety of their bloodline.>first kid was born with a defectAnon, it's over. Nemlei gave the first Graves baby a birth defect. You can argue till you're blue in the face about the likelihood that cataracts is caused by genetics as opposed to some other factors, but stats will never trump the eye test. Nemlei fucking HATES us. There is no happy ending
>>573238791>And Ashley has been victimized by his derangement.Arr narrrr! PLEEEEASE don't forcefully cum inside me Andrew PLEEEEEEASE I do not NEEEEEED it! Don't grab my Fertile Crescent and spread your seed inside me, oh the HORROR!
I just realized Julia and Wren have the same eye covered up
>>573252730/calg/ has seen many reens regarding this subject. Y'know, back when we had greens.
>>573254771Because Julia is Wren after transitioning
>>573255259>Ashley yells autisticallyShe does that often
So Andrew wants to fuck Ashley and Ashley wants to fuck Andy?
>>573254771>Julia is the fatherHoly shit
She was an innocent delicate flower who dindu nuffinhttps://files.catbox.moe/1r549n.webm
>>573221259>stop waging and start waging
>>573244864What if that's the mirror to the "Bitch in a box" ending? This may be total Andrew's victory over Ashley just like that one was total Leyley victory over Andy.
>>573231649Let me guess: Qwen?
>>573248579We get it Yule
i want to make ashleys polka dot lingerie for a cosplay and i couldnt find an equivalent online so i think ill just use fabric dye on a plain black setmaybe the polka dots arent necessary but i feel like i should
>>573262298Post tits once you make it
Is it foid summer again on calgee?
>>573262613in the bra u mean?? gonna get dye at the weekend i think, luckily ashleys outfit is like 90% of my wardrobe styles anyway so i just need to make her choker and get contacts and so onnever done a full cosplay before so i think shes a good place to start since its easy lollove that pic btw they should kiss on the mouth more??
>>573263837Keep in mind that you're shoulder width and the authenticity of your supposed tits will be thoroughly examined.
>>573264335thats fine theyre not plastic!! i just thought itd be cool to show off a cosplay and get attention at the same time
https://x.com/i/status/2074504591639491065
>>573056581Thiubros...
>>573264928Whore.
>>573267364That makes >her PERFECT to cosplay Ashley!
>>573265493Tom Cruise would feel nostalgic at Club 6FU
>>573265961That was quick
Is there really anything wrong with fucking your blood related love of your life in her ass? Especially if it's too sexy and fuckable to resist? I mean, it's not even actual incest.https://files.catbox.moe/i5ylqv.jpg
>>573267842why does she have her armpit out tho..whats that got to do w/ her bum
>>573268831The artist wanted to serve multiple audiences at once if you know what I mean
>>573268831> why does she have her armpit out thoWhy does the sun shine?
>>573264928Based. Also yeah Ashley's cosplay is great for beginners
>>573269048i see..andrew needs to buy her a new top then thats rude!>>573269068to keep me warm?>>573269329i think so im looking forward to trying
>>573267842Sorapoi draws the best Ashley!
>>573265493
Ashley wearing nothing but her Princess shirt makes me diamonds!
maybe silly question but why did lord unknown not say anything to andrew in the basement of 6fu? maybe that was like a secret non canon thingy since i was meant to go to the hotel and i ran back to the buildingi know he couldnt find a way to communicate but should he not have pulled andrew into the spirit world like in the flashback?
Did Leyley win or did Ashley win?
>>573271689LU was being tsundere
>>573271086This will happen after Andrew discovers that Julia is Wren’s father
>>573271689he probably doesn't bother, as it's mostly those annoying cult members who try to summon him. They aren't special, unlike Andrew
>>573271994what is milf soap
/calg/ im on my lunch break, wake up and be more active so I have something to do
>>573273847One of the many varieties of calgee soap we had produced.
https://x.com/_Abara/status/2074532264210231737
>>573273904Are you having potatoes with dill
>>573274143No. I’m not telling you what I’m having on the off chance you’re one of my coworkers
Did someone say free food and coffee?
>>573273847>>573273974The is also son soap from the Wren pic, but last time I posted that the jannies got mad
>>573276420Why do jannies hate him?
Now that Tenor is shutting down that one guy who made it his life's mission to spam the Tcoaal tag with bizzare hate gifs is gonna be lost media
What's Nemlei's Wrengame?
>>573274726...We're sacrificing this one aren't we
Coffin fans July 2023: Wow that was kind of cool, I can't wait to see where the story goes.Coffin fans July 2026: Lowrenuinely I'm very excited to see if Ashley's pregnancy was because of LU's mind rape.
>>573276742I wish all my enemies were like this
>>573276742"So I looked him up online. Thank god he's dead."
>>573277135Indeed. As a time traveler, I was very surprised when I traveled to these threads for the first time.
Imagine going back in time and showing Inky this image.
>>573277556Except that isn't the case because Renee and Douglas are dead regardless of route or branch.
>>573277759Bro didn't watch the new Kit9 video
>>573277135I mean to be fair when it started we only had a general idea of what the series was about: 2 kids trapped in an apartment trying to escape and a nebulous conspiracy outside.Now its quite personal and Nemlei has given us a deep look into Ashley and Andrew's life and family. If anything, I'd say Nemlei could have ignored the personal family drama and focused on the conspiracy and demons and it would be a very different game.
>>573278806>Nemlei could have ignored the personal family drama and focused on the conspiracy and demons and it would be a very different gameLuckily that wasn't the main purpose or theme of the game because Nemlei fucked the plot with what little she had written already.
i thought the family drama stuff was interesting
https://x.com/belovedgore/status/2074545566940365218
>>573279901That's a good Wren. I'm not saving any Wren stuff though since I have no space on my fucking phone anymore from all the other cute sibling pictures I have saved. I wonder how big the contrast between our depictions of Wren and his canon self, once more is revealed of him, will be.
>>573280283how many pics of the siblings do u have holy
https://x.com/kennyidk7/status/2074118180415705115
>>573279901>belovedgore is one of the rare remaining hussysona faggotsA shame really. With the constant Andrew fangirl-ery and brother cucumber drawings I had thought she was a real one. At least she knows how to draw a good sistush. Why aren't those circulating here more anyway?
>>573280630AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthe middle one
July status?
>>573278806
>>573280630hugging all three of these especially right
>>573280545I literally have all the games assets saved on my phone, so I can play it with the Tcoaal launcher app, and It only takes up like 3 gigs. Either he has a phone with no SD card slot and VERY limited storage, or he has the library of Alexandria for Tcoaal fan-art on his phone.
>>573283875does ashley use linux mint
>>573280630I want to teach him how his body works
>>573280545You made me wonder so I went ahead and actually checked it out. I counted every image on my gallery that isn't related to Coffin, since most of my gallery is Coffin related. Out of 4790 pictures 3286 were Coffin related, which is 68.6% of my gallery, since the second week of January 2024.This is after I had to delete all the CG's which I had up until a couple months ago but had to delete them all and transfer them to my Drive to open up space, before that I had done the same with all my family photos. So basically my phone is entirely dedicated to posting on /calg/ now, I will probably delete even more things unrelated to Coffin to open more space in the future.>inb4 muh phoneposterI can't always be on my PC, in fact I usually can't. So I'm bound to phonepost un4chanateleyley.I did see a lot of photos of my cute cousin crush on the way though, which made me start grinning like a retard uncontrollably everytime I saw them. So thanks for that.
>>573284895How do you organize the pics?Tagspaces?
>>573284259Spoiler:It doesn't
>>573285267I don't organize I guess? I have a folder named "bro and sis" that has 1100+ photos in it since 2024, another for /calg/ with 780+ pictures. Aside from those it's all over the place really, half of my Downloads and Twatter folders must be Coffin related too I think.
>>573253617>Renne has siblingsConnie is dead
>>573276742Time to archive all the inkyink gifs
watching the bonus vision room stuff now and goddd i cant w/ this game sometimes they are so cute>>573284895i love how much u love this game its v cute good for u
>>573286571How do you find a specific image you're looking for?I only got 140~ pics in my secure folder on my phone, and I'm already having trouble finding the pic I'm looking for.I got 3k pics on my pc, but there all tagged, so it's easy to sort through them
>>573284241Only because Andrew forcibly installed it on her PC after reading a 2013 Reddit post claiming it's Linux for noobs (Andrew himself uses Gentoo). She has been complaining ever since about how ugly her computer is now. Good brothers give their sisters KDE Plasma, folks!
>>573287791oh i have linux mint bc my friend said it was good if i was sick of all the windows nonsense,,the only thing i struggled w/ initially was getting things to run well, some of my games suck now but coffin ran great thankfully :) is kde better? uhhh sex w/ andrew
>>573286883Oh yeah, lol. Still though, Renee did her part. She had kids and raised them to adulthood. It’s not her fault the deadbeats refused to move out
Do you think this is connected to the Wren route? Ashley and Renee did seem reconciled.
>>573288865I think she posts previews without giving much away. Renee is dead so it's already weird to see her alive again. Though this could also be from the massage parlor job period from Ashley's pov. Maybe renee is drunk and that's why she apologies
>>573288865this happens after ashley confronts renee about being a shitty motherwren turns out normal and starts a family of his own completely breaking free from the generational traumaashley is the hero in this story and andrew is a selfish horny retard
>>573287645I am known as the filename anon, for I have distinct and sometimes seemingly odd filenames seen on my picrels. I've put a name that includes the things I would think of when trying to find an image when I search for them in almost all my images, though not all Coffin related ones which I should get to at some point. I've been doing the same for every new image I save too for the last 6 months or so.If you're wondering, picrel is my longest filename.
>>573289425>Maybe renee is drunk and that's why she apologiesWhen intoxicated and showing her true colours, would Renee be a worse mother and double down on her bitchery or regret everything he did wrong with her children?
>>573288865It makes me think the whole thing is an illusion presented to Ashley of a "better future" that she is going to have to break out of in her mentalscape like what Andrew went through
>>573291415It’s not. It’s a real event and Ashley will forgive her mother
>>573290529>Infinite trainY u gotta remind me of that?Now I'm sad
>>573290529Are you the same guy who names all the post chapter 2 busts?
https://x.com/i/status/2074588461613604961
Now that Coffin-likes are officially a Nemlei approved genre, what are some good examples you've seen? I posted this one a while back and it looks interesting, the creator has made some TCOAL fanart in the past as well.https://youtu.be/yqG-Jnn6Reo
>>573295432There's that one game made by the hagmodderWillows: A Dream Of ShadowsWhich I cannot find steam grids for :(
>>573295432
>>573294352No that was another
>>573296142What game is this one?
>>573295432Nemleivania. Contrary to popular belief Nemlei doesn't lurk here and isn't aware of the heavy-laden Coffin related cultural discussions that take place here, so she made up a retarded name for the concept. But we shall keep referring to them as Nemleivanias God willing.
>>573295432>YuriPass
>>573298713>Contrary to popular belief Nemlei doesn't lurk here and isn't aware of the heavy-laden Coffin related cultural discussions that take place here, so she made up a retarded name for the conceptOr maybe she isn't narcissistic enough to name the genre after herself
I want to marry her and never let go
>>573295432Mogege
>>573295981
>>573301757oh hey, Coffin but shitter
>>573301757>We have Coffin at home
>>573254771>it's real
>>573302706so ashley x julia confirmed?
>>573303772I can't believe Julia actually fucked Doug and Andrew...
>>573301757I always thought that fangame was somewhat original but I should have expected it to just be Baker Bros without the traced spritesHonestly the latter might even be more original as the artstyle for the walkaround bits looks somewhat different from Coffin unlike this
>>573246597Damnation for Andrew and a bad ending it is, then.
>>573304434She's really trying to take over the entire Graves bloodline.
>>573304434>fucks your brother and your father and you son and also youHow can Ashley stop Julia?!
>>573303772This but with Ashley and Julia instead of thiu
>>573302706when are we going to get an edit of this with wren in place of ashley?
>>573298896What the fuck a based Thiufag??
I feel like Nemlei is lying about the lawsuits and just making an excuse to delay the updates til 2027 because her lazy ass hasn’t done as much as she said
>>573306440why do you hate Julia?
>>573306768Because you reply with this everytime anon
>>573301757Let me guess, older sister who actually turns out to be his mom for maximum edge?
>>573307050Ted Bundy ass story
>>573306753She is too busy having sex with Thiu
My best guess on why the parents are alive in the new video is that this is a vision showing the siblings (or maybe just one of them) a world where they never killed their parents and kept pretending to be normal while simultaneously trying to start a family with each other, Andrew working, ashley being a good mom etc., while still hiding to both Wren and their parents the truth of their son's conception, but the vision will show how playing pretend will eventually be their demise, Renee being a greedy cunt is gonna be why the siblings kill her for inheritance, and Wren (who's going to be asking who his father his) will also end up deeply resenting his parents, and thus the cycle of parenticide continues The only way for them to be happy is for them to accept that they are incestuous murderers and move on, what do you think?
Oh no... Did they.. Did they actually give birth to the Antichrist?
>>573306848Define "every time".
>>573307517Don't worry about it. It will only happen in that specific route because of Andrew's hubris and delusion.
>>573307517'Tis true. Al-Grawesiyyūn family ushered the coming of Dajjal (curse be upon him), who is this wretched Wren newly revealed. God protect us, amen.
>>573307517
>>573306193realistically speaking who could stop her?lord unknown? six eyes? i think maybe only her sister can stop her...
>>573306193>>573308927>getting used as an onahole is a victorycoping foid mindset
>>573308083oh shit
>>573295432ib is a foundational Nemleivania.
>>573289430Based and true
>>573309396>sex badGo to bed, Ashley
>>573311450Would Wren kill Andrew if he ever finds out
>>573311450Is it so wrong for siblings to be friends?
>>573311684No and Wren should actually get a sibling!
>Nemlei adds an extra choice to chapter 2 where Ashley doesn't pull the gun out on Renee and the siblings part ways with their parents somewhat amicably>this unlocks the Wren route in the visions room
>>573311684>Is it so wrong for siblings to be friends?For Andrew and Ashley, yes.
>>573311778I will leave a negative review on Steam if Wren is an only child.
>>573311684but Andrew and Ashley are not friends, they're more like sitcom archnemeses with very pent up sexual tension
>>573311778I will leave a positive review on Steam if Wren is an only child.
>>573312002I love a good fight-or-fuck response.
>>573311881Do we know if Wren is even a real child?
>>573312116Yes Wren is real and non-binary
>>573307050pregnant at 9 is pretty young
>>573312116as opposed to what, an adult pretending to be a child?
>>573312116He may or may not exist in a real route though I'm leaning towards it being a vision because I don't think Nemlei would just straight up spoil an ending like this.
>>573312473That just means the siblings starting a family is only the tip of the iceberg.
>>573312116Only canon Gravecest child is the aborted one as of now
>>573312473The cataracts video will be a vision of a world where A&A left in the night. Teen Wren will be the good end of Burial.
in dire need of stretching and filling wrens little boy pussy with my cock, inshallah
>>573311450Once again I ask how the fanartists will navigate the dad/uncle relationship.Some will have him call Andrew dad, others will call him uncle. some will remove him altogether.Which path offers the most creativity?
>>573312574That would have to be a pretty rushed "resolving" for the siblings' stories for it to jump to a probably-dysfunctional family route. But I guess it could be done as an Andrew SNS where he gets his way where nobody is very happy but things are being strung along to Andrew's will instead of Ashley's.
>W-Wren, we can't! I'm your teacher, you're my student! It... it's wrong
>>573313191julia will get lost in the moment and start hate fucking wren because of what she had to go through with those siblingspoor wren isn't going to be able to sit properly
>>573313462Juila won't realize who Wren's parents are until they're already in a committed relationship. At which point she will tell Wren the truth of his family and their crimes, making Wren hate his parents
>>573313191Julia is married not Anon. Cheating whore.
Change the name to Hussy general already...
>>573314004Welcome to /hug/
>>573314156Literally the perfect name for a Julia general
>>573313704This will lead to Wren sacrificing his parents and marrying Julia. Ending the generational trauma cycle once and for all
>>573311450I haven't seen fanart depections of Pantshley. Someone draw Mothershley full body and with leggings NOW
So, here's my attempt to theorize as to what's going on with Wren:I think we're seeing what will happen during Questionable Burial:Andrew and Ashley go back to the city, Andrew wants them to join the cult.They do, despite Ashley being wary at first, and being confused as to how Andrew is acting, neither Andy nor Andrew(Burial Andrew is more like how he imagines Leyley would want him to be, so he's sort of her mirror).Ashley becomes noticed by Six Eyes(It's Okay to exist), becomes higher ranking in the cult, which starts making Andrew more envious and insecure.He sees Ashley put on makeup, goes apeshit, you see the TV thing go off, and he decides to kidnap Ashley, putting her in a car trunk.Either after that, or suffering whatever he has in store for her on first night(we did see half naked ominous Andrew before, though it could've been Ashley trying to soothe Andrew's worries by having sex, like the Vision in ep2 showed it).completely trapped, Ashley retreats in her mind and thinks of a "what if" where things didn't go so wrong:Namely, her and Renee reconciling, they make peace, leave the parents alone, have Wren, and everyone is on decent terms, to the extent Ashley can imagine it.I think then this illusion will fall apart when we get to Wren's POV, he finds out the truth, and Andrew murders him, which prompts Ashley to wake up back to her reality.
>>573312473>I don't think Nemlei would just straight up spoil an ending like this.Why not? It's just one child and doesn't even imply any conclusions yet.
draw me sleep deprived baby screaming ashley or not I'm not your mama
>>573314762Could be. Big if true. But I don't think it will turn out to be true because nothing ever happens.
>>573314762>Yet another chapter of these two fucks being a disfunctional couple on the verge of a murder-suicideDefinitely fun, but man I wish we could see them try to actually work their problems out and be happy for once
>>573315147They will, for ONCE. Exactly ONE (1) route— because Nemlei hates us, but they will at least in one route. Chrust the plan
>>573313191>5 minutes later
>>573313191
>>573314251
>>573314762I'm not sure about that theory but a bunch of things are plausible though personally none of them are probably going to be "good".But I could see Andrew mirroring his Mothers' behavior and seeing Wren as more of something to manifest how he wants things to be instead of how they actually are. Like how Renee saw the children as proof that her and Doug were normal, Andrew could see Wren as proof that he loves Ashley. But they otherwise pays minimal attention to them.
>Look at the tits Andrew.>You can't ignore, I know you want to look at them.>Now count to ten...Seriously why did Nemlei add sistit hypnosis mechanics into the game? This is what they spend their whole time and energy on, really? First the hyperrealistic chains in SnS and now this...
>>573315768>>573315879You just know Wren has an even bigger cock than Andrew. It's Douglas tier
>>573312349Enby femboy Wren is who I wanna be when I grow up
>>573314762I'm still all in on Wren just being a vision like olive branches was
I am once again reminded that thread quality would be much better if Nemlei showed a daughter instead of a son.
>>573316278>Andrew could see Wren as proof that he loves Ashley. But they otherwise pays minimal attention to them.That really fits Andrew Bateman, unfortunately.
>>573317465>cringe misandryThis is a strictly misogynist general
>>573314762Anon, the Wren video is going to be a vision that you unlock by leaving the parents house after dinner in Ch2. That's it
>>573317465Anon they MUST the Graves family name prease understand
>>573316473It was absolutely necessary for the plot.
>>573317731*continue
>>573317651/calg/ has always been a misandrist establishment. Men are pigs
>>573317715nta but when what? How would the story just end there and then? I would think it is a vision you unlock to see WHAT IF they left after dinner.
>>573317912Go back to Xitter WatasiNobody wants you here
>>573317919what if they left after dinner in that scenario* but that would inherently mean they never confront their problems and just pretend everything is fine and move on.
what if julia and jane spitroasted wren?
>>573318267Reminder that the male OC there is definitely based on Watasi's real older brother which she simultaneously hates and has a secret crush on, and has seen wet dreams of. We lost a REAL one... FUCK Kit9 in Oklahoma.
>>573318714That would be more of a sandwich than a spitroast
>>573317465lmao
>>573317919>I would think it is a vision you unlock to see WHAT IF they left after dinner.Yeah, that's what I said
>>573319897No, the way you said it is if they actually left after dinner and then you get the vision. Not a what-if scenario of what could happen if they did leave.
>>573313462>poor wren isn't going to be able to sit properlyWhat is he getting pegged?
>Anders... It's not your fault.
>>573320543I'm sure it's incomprehensible if you have autism, but anyone who can discern information from context could figure it out
>>573314762>he decides to kidnap Ashley, putting her in a car trunkRomantic af. Every woman wants this deep down
>>573321048Or you could reread what you said and just accept how you worded it wrong.
>>573321038>Don't fuck with me, alright! Don't fuck with me Dad, not you...https://youtube.com/shorts/NV79Oe1GNPA
>>573321038>>573321403To think the kids would've turned out fine if Douglas were man enough to bitch slap Renee
>>573312126That shley has no business being so cute
>>573321558I saw that
>>573311450>book at handAwww just like his fathe- I mean, uncle!
>>573311450Momley makes me so happy
>>573321971>You too now, Mom? Why does everybody keep doing the "fathe-- I mean, uncle" thing whenever they talk about Uncle Andy??
>>573321867I forgot to attach the picrel...
>>573322152>Uncle AndyOld McFloozie had a farmHee ha hee ha HOE
>>573318786Watasi would ruin her brother's life if they got together. She's fucking insane.>oh god but that's so hotYeah until she cheats on him over the slightest perceived slight on his part.
>>573311450>chest covered with turtleneck undergarmentI can see it, seems like a simple stylistic choice Nemlei would choose to subtly hint that she no longer feels a need to flaunt her awesome fats on Andrew's face. Would be cute design wise too. Pantshley + turtleneck sweater with no shoulder-shley... Ugh, so perfect. Nemlei take notes.
>>573322737Did you just resize that image just to post it again after me lol >>573286571I don't blame ya, those sisters are sisterin'.
>>573323001No, that's the original resolution.
>>573322848Finally, some good mature Graves.
>>573321196Makes sense to me. You're just stupid
>>573323764>>573317715>a vision that you unlock by leaving the parents house>BY leaving the parents house>implicitly stating that's the cause of unlocking the vision>not something part of itI'm not here to try generously interpreting your posts into something else that makes sense.
>>573324136Yeah like I said, only a problem if you have literal autism and can't immediately discern meaning
>>573324880What you wrote is what I am interpreting. Try writing betterer.
>>573324915>Try writing betterer.Nyo
>>573202545>something like pic related is possible nowThank you, Nemlei.
Sisters are getting cuter.
>>573325928>that was almost 3 years ago TIME STAND STILL
>>573327417You are growing older.
>>573325928Saw this one today while going through the greens, thanks.
>>573332464>the ghosting in that gifnext time download it as a webm
>>573332538It's called SPEED blur.
>>573333425it's called dogass encoding.
>>573333468You're called twinkle-toed faggot
>>573333701
>>573333887Sisters do be saying this.
Is Lord Unknown meant to be Yakub or Mephistopheles?
>>573334823Obviously Mephistopheles. Yakub is a force of good, even if he is a trickster, represented by ???
>>573334954??? ain't Yakub because that would imply ??? has goals greater than sustainable soul intake and random curiosities.
Ashley will be a good mother
>>573337804But not to Wren.
>>573333701>twinkle-toedToph is so Ashley coded.
It would be so funny if Nemlei reveals they raised Wren as their kid and Andrew isn't some weird uncle, but his actual father. Would make half the fanart null and void
>>573338205Toph was my first fictional crush as a kid. Now Ashley is my waifu.
>>573339340
Haggots' downfall is coming soon, Nemlei told me.Bookmark this post
>>573339609Nemlei doesn't even acknowledge their existence.
I will have sex with Ashley.>t. Not Andrew
>>573340565
>>573335789>sustainable??? is basically a crack addict.
in my mind. Wren is conceived at the same time in every single timeline
Is Nemlei a hack?
>>573340965No?
>>573341062>this means they aborted Wren in SnS
>>573341062Who's to say they would have named the child the same? And DNA doesn't really work like that. Wren is Wren, he's not interchangeable egg and sperm.
>>573341119>kills everyone who summons him>and everyone nearby>doesn't give a fuck if its golden goose (Ashley) gets killed or arrested, just wants more souls as fast as possible >will get rid of Andrew if it can because he's an immediate obstacle despite the fact Ashley can't function without him>fails to realize this even though the parents' souls give it an example to learn from??? is a fat retard. Simple as.
>one day Wren is about to graduate college and get accepted into a ivy league university >talking with Andrew and Ashley before ceremony >hugs Momley >looks to Andrew>"You know, Uncle Andrew. I know I may have been kind of a little shit. But I love you too. You're like a father to me">"I am your father">"what?">"what?"
>>573341928>kills everyone who summons himThat's not true, he's just very autistic and and protects his golden goose because he doesn't need anything else.
>>573341928>get rid of Andrew if it can because he's an immediate obstacleBecause he's an immediate threat to Ashley* which everyone can see except Andrew himself until Shots'n'Such where he heavily considers running away to protect her.
>>573342229kek
I look forward to this wrenergy
>>573346614i need art of ashley molesting andy and wren asap
>>573346760Please no
>>573346614m8 they most likely didn't even care to fix his cataract properly and I'm guessing Andrew probably sold him out to a demon
>>573346795yes please, ashley WILL stuff her tongue in shota mouths and there's nothing you can do about it
>>573346873Tongue kissing isn't even molesty...
what someone ought to do is go back to previous devlogs and see how well the previews hinted at the next chapterthen look at the current devlog and determine if it can be reliably said that the previews are from the same route, in chronological order, or total msidirectionssomeone else should do it, not me, I'm lazy
if they had a daughter wouldnt ashley kill it for stealing attention from andrew and vice versa if they had a boy?
>>573348530I don't see how a girl would take away attention any more than a boy.
>>573348530Ashley kept the child.Andrew took responsibility.Their biology overrode their mental illness.
I'm tired of assley posts fat awesome tits
https://x.com/kennyidk7/status/2074770030307500477
>>573350082blocks the tv
>>573341110Know what? Fuck you*Unponies your tail*
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>573348530Leyley would see a child as competition. Ashley would see it as proof of Andrew's commitment.
I accidentally called my sister "dearest" and she giggled and thought it was super cute. I think my little Freudian slip might have earned me a couple points in little sister's eyes and not on the platonic score board.
>>573351687>Could you pass me the salt, sister dearestAndrew Graves ass
>>573351687why do u get a sibling and i dont dieee
>>573351687>Thy will be done, beloved!
God i love sisbutt
>>573353989Post full cowardhttps://files.catbox.moe/ko0ob7.png
>>573159018I regret giving money to that mentally ill freak
>>573355687I'll buy 10 more copies for you :3
>>573355687What
>>573355687Watasi upset that Tcoaal is pronatalist
>>573355815>Buying licenses of a game that will never be finished to own the chuddies
>>573355907KEKUnlimited genocide upon BPD Koreans
>*transparentizes your julia*
>>573356813Huh?
>>573356910>>573356612 is j_smile[BUST].png with a black background lol
>>573356813Julia struggles with words longer than 3 syllables
>>573317096>>573357412Wrulien
>>573357412Funny how Julia went from the molested (boy) to the molester (teacher).
>>573357458Only female teachers can get away with molesting their students. A male one would go to jail
>>573357412>>573357535How quickly a general forgets...>>573357539It's so unfair, male teachers should be allowed to do it too!
>>573357539True, I had a chill PE teacher that would occasionally give me a lift if we crossed paths during my morning walks to highschool, turns out he may or many not have been fucking some of the freshmen girls too, I only learned about it years later when it was a big local scandal, but he never tried to molest me, probably because I was large, mustached senior, so I guess that's something.
>>573346760lust_coffin
>>573358227>but he never tried to molest me, probably because I was large, mustached seniorDamn, we're the ones who truly suffer
Julia dates boys 20 years younger than her
>>573317715I think it's way too long just to be a mere vision, we're already seeing like at least 3 different scenes in that continuity, visions are typically contained to one setting. not a timeskip across 10 years..
>>573360495That's a fair point, but when else could the point of divergence be for that scene if not right after dinner at the parents house? I guess I just don't by the "grand LU induced alternate reality visions" that people ITT keep bringing up
>>573360495True. Nemlei is keeping the long timeskip option for the inevitable, undoubted, CANON and GOOD ending Epilogue™ (trust the plan).
>>573360842I think it's just Ashley retreating into her mind after being traumatized by Andrew, imagening a scenario where things worked out better and she reconciled with her mom
>>573353989i would at least turn my plushies around when i was having sex w/ andrew ashley come on
Would Julia molest Wren, thinking she can save him from his evil mom
i got a great find today for the shorts they just need a bit of editing>>573360465no she doesnt shes a nice christian girl
>>573364315Do Christian girls only date older men?
>>573362546Julia would do it for love of the game
>>573364315You should cosplay Julia instead you stupid floozy whore. And make sure to show your armpits too
>>573362546Can she molest me instead?
>>573367410im not floozy...i dont see why i cant try julia as well i just need her silly arm warmers and yellow contacts
*AHEM*
>>573368113Nemloid will ensure that we get to see Fem!Wren in the Realm Inbetween Between. I'm all in.
Does Julia have yellow eyes from acute liver failure due to her crippling alcoholism
So, one thing I kind of lost track of, Nemlei claimed the story is late 90s, early 00s, meaning Graves were born somewhere in 1980s, but a more recent post with newborns had the date be 00s, so does that mean coffin is set in modern day now or did nemlei just forget?
>>573368178Her “freckles” are actually liver spots
>>573369157What's a liver?
>>573368787I think nemlei just misunderstood how time works.
>>573368787>>573370454We signed up for stuff like this when we became fans of a game made by a female dev.
>>573370454>Time is a construct.>Mirrors let you move through time.>Update never ever lol.
>>573370650>Mirrors let you move through timeEsoteric posthttps://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Kozyrev_mirror
>>573370454All Nemlei had to do was change 8 to 9, man, we were so close to having consistency
>>573371004she probably rectonned the time period, if Ashley is born in 1990 it’s 2010
>>573371004>coffin>consistencylollmao, even
>>573371086Problem with setting it in 2010s creates so many problems with their tech, like lack of cellphones, outdated cars, etc
>>573369596A “liver” is what Julia is, because she will live in every timeline >>573371687Coffinland is a shithole, there, plot hole filled.
>>573370454Schizo theory but I unironically think Nemlei is mad at us for all the nitpicking. Part of me thinks the legal stuff is a convenient excuse for her to step away from the game for a bit. Not that it isn’t real, more that Nemlei COULD do both but is choosing to put the game development down for a bit. I have literally no evidence for this beyond the fact that Nemlei hasn’t corrected the image (which would be trivial) which makes me think she’s just a bit done with fixing every little mistake
>>573372458imo the hiatus in the game is more because her and kit are expecting a bebe
How long until Julia finally gets souped?Prob gonna be next update, or the one immediately following
>>573373850Never everAlso, someone bake. I’m at work
>>573374147on it. Waiting for 300 seconds to end
goddamn it, it reset. Why is 4chang like this?
>>573374775It's Julia's fault. She keeps touching herself while thinking about her student Wren.
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