# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[JULY 2026] development "paused due to legal matters". However, Burial is confirmed to be the next episode. Nemlei to sponsor a "Coffin-likes game jam."https://steamcommunity.com/games/2378900/announcements/detail/702146248223754712# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>573159018
I just realized that Coffin is no longer set in a fictional Northern European country. The post where Nemlei says that is the same one where she says the game is set in the late 90’s early 00’s. But that’s now impossible. Meaning we no longer know where the setting is
First for bitey Wrenshttps://x.com/soooftnana/status/2074834795851653470
Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for anal breeding!
>>573375308The setting is timeless (or some shit)
>>573375318
>>573375127
>>573375549>wren lu babyAndrewcels...
https://x.com/moninna2010/status/2074771079902765320
>>573375549>posting father wrongIf posting Doug is wrong I don't wanna be right
>>573375549>Shota Thiu Works JerkingPoor thiu
>>573375549Wren already wordcloud mogs Julia, lol
>>573376131Glorious.
The Wrenvasion will continue until morale improves
>>573375549>julia post wrenHis #1 fan
>>573375549>ashley posts route
>>573376504Ashley becomes a /calg/ poster route. Ashley building a reaction folder of Andrew busts!
>>573375496Based Andrew proving he's a bigger piece of shit than Ashley
>>573375549>might sns daughterBut they don't have a daughter...
>>573376972yet
Wait doesn't incest give horrible genetic defects to the children?Why does wren look normal ?
>>573375549>julia wrenIT'S HAPPENING!!! JULIA WILL SAVE AND FIX WREN TRUEST OF TRUE ENDINGS CONFIRMED
>>573377635He got a cataract
I think Wren looking like Andrew but with Ashley's eyes is the best visual design Nemlei could've come up with. Even better if only Ashley and Andrew know he's the product of incest. The dramatic irony will be SO sweet.
>>573378015That's it?>No significant mental retardation >No near fatal medical condition >No deformity >Just a shitty little cataract
Is wren andrew ashley son? I missed some threads
>>573379763Ashley's child spawned through parthenogenesis.
>>573378907>>573377635Even the most pessimistic estimates on inbreeding risks will tell you that a child born from full-siblings is more likely to be healthy than deformed or suffering from a genetic disease.
>>573379870Where did she get a Y chromosome from?
>>573379763nah bro
>>573380004Demon magic.
>>573380004Google Chromosome
>>573380131Those are some very fucked up nipples
Then who the hell is wren?
?
>>573380635they got sucked too hard :(
>>573380851He's our kid, retard. We have to pay child support.
>>573380851https://youtu.be/F_y-ehJjZSE
Wren is the next episode?
>>573378907The more extreme cases of inbreeding you see usually come from serial inbreeding, and/or from inbreeding with already sick parents, first generation inbreeding will not really provide much of meaningful deformities, even cataracts is kind of far fetched.
>>573383187Yes.
>>573383187It's not labeled "episode-preview" so probably just a vision IMO
>>573384139Makeup is clearly set in Burial, yet it's not tiled as episode preview.
The Cataracts video is 100% a vision and not some LU induced dream
>Page 9
Watasi wa...Tokimi desu. Kore wa.... Coffin desu.
>>573390445Why is that husser on top of Andrew?!
>>573381065
>>573390725
>Hahhaha!! Nooo, it's too silly..!
>>573391972Whoops, forgot my Julii
>>573384139Mother's intuition and Voicemails are visions and say episode preview
>Nemlei could have given the inbred character all manner of physical and mental defects >all he has is a cataract, which can be fixed through laser surgery>the only problem is that Renee doesn't want to pay 5 grand to ensure a healthy grandson>literally the only thing wrong with inbreeding is that society is prejudicedI fucking KNEEL to Godlei. This is even more based than SnSdrew saying the inbreeding risk is small.
>>573392572>Zoo-wee MAMA!! OOOUUUUCCCHHHHIE!!!
>>573391898Moments before Wren’s conception
>>573375549>chapter quality incestuous Guys, I've come up with a new review score system to replace the outdated one game reviews use.
>>573392716“God”lei could have just had the baby be born normal. Fuck Hacklei
>>573046197Days late posting, the eye question is a non issue.All Nemlei did was make her OC cooler by giving her incest son a cool eye defect and an actual reason to look moody and mysterious.>inbreeders stay winning
>>573393015>a feral New Coffinlander attacks Ashley>Andrew kills it with his cleaver>Ashley is so relieved and happy to be saved she takes him on the spotA modern Saint George and the Dragon, truly encapsulating the current ethos.
>>573394279>>573392716I've been saying this since day 1. Minor defect that neither cripples nor disfigures is good character design for an inbred. Yes, yes, brother-sister inbreeding will create healthy children the majority of the time, but>Is this outcome the highest probability one IRL?...Is not the most relevant question a dev should ask if they care about making an interesting game.
>>573396025
>birth defect goodI’m being completely serious when I say you need to stop coping. You’ve lost the plot. Wren having a cataract is not an epic win for incest no matter how many scholarly articles you post (that nobody will read)
>>573392762Don't use my joke for this faggot
Why is *it* more prevalent and frequent particularly after the Wren reveal? Post Graves family for thread quality please.
>>573393491So true!
im assuming most of u guys played it when it was an itch.io thing
>>573402910One man's sistertrash is another man's sisterwife or something
>>573401679Contrary to what you may assume many in /calg/ are actually newbies like you, freshly arrived newfag kun who types like a discord foid for the last week.
Have you hugged your sister and felt her pregnant belly today, anon?
>>573405395Ashley arching her back until it breaks just to show Andrew that new pregnant/mother ass... Take a day off, woman!
>>573405240am i that identifiable? also sry if its annoying ive always typed like thisalso yea i thought i had missed the boat on this game big time but thats good
>>573406332NTA but it's never worth worrying about people who can "identify posters". I really only notice it's you when you talk about cosplaying
>>573401679I watched YT playthrough of the game since ch. 2, but only actually started playing the game myself like a week ago, when I was bullied into buying it.
Been thinking about it all day, and the Wren bit is definitely from a Vision, it's not any kind of LU induced scene
Most of the game was a vision they had when they were starving in the apartment. The only real part was the penny for your thoughts scene.
so what changed ashleys mind about having kids?was it because she saw six eyes as the perfect partner?
Reminder that the Wren bit is Nemlei baiting people with incest hype because she knows everyone wants it, but it's going to be a tainted scene that probably isn't even real. We'll get something better in an actual ending that isn't spoilered.
>>573408420ok thats not so bad then..im glad i ended up here its fun to see the theories for wren im so looking forward to the next update in 2029..speaking of cosplay i have a top almost like ashleys already but it doesnt have the low back like hers so im gonna need to mutilate it>>573408796i bought it like half ironically bc im into the sorta demon/cannibalism/blood thing but then apparently i like incest now??
>>573406332Don't be sorry, you haven't been a nuisance. As you can see not many people speak like you around here and I just wanted to make a joke about it.>>573411241>cosplayDidn't know you were the same as that anon. You better be hot.
This my ideal body DESU Fucked up that aging is a thing
>>573412563*ΤΒΗ
>>573411241This scene makes me hard as diamonds. Taking Ashley in what I can only see as an anal scene after she failed to enjoy sex the first time only makes me harder.I love that she let herself be fucked as Andrew wished.
>>573412563>>573412716LMAO newfaggotMoot wins again!
Kiss your cute sister and watch her cheeks slowly grow red like a tomato!
>>573412982IDK who moot iswould molest him tho zero hesitation
>>573413675I need Renee to grab my balls HARD then spit in my face
Me and the baby sister fixing to move out West, do some homesteading. Find us a nice plot of land, dig some holes, scatter some seeds, and see what grows. Running a farm is a lot of work, of course, so she and I are going to get right to the baby making. Going to need a lot of strong boys and girls to help run the place. We're doing this purely for financial reasons, nothing more. The incesting and romancing are just icing on the cake.
>>573413845Douglas, please. Now's not the time.
>>573413845Douglas my man, your children just had a child.
>>573396116The cataract is only an issue because Renee is a boomer. Anyway Andrew and Ashley should totally sacrifice a soul in exchange for fixing Wren's eye.
>Wren is just a vision>The child with poor vision is just a visionBravo, Nemlei...
>>573412776werent they just hugging at the door did i miss that...i felt bad for her that she was just doing it out of obligation to keep andrew happy i hope she genuinely enjoyed the drunk one even if she says she didnt>>573411563oh good! and yea 15 odd years of tumblr and ao3 does that to u i suppose hahai wouldnt say so but i suppose everyone says that abt themselves dont theyis ashley using a push up bra i think she is
>>573375318Who is he biting? Julia?
>>573397773context?
>>573351687Extremely cute, I'm gonna steal this one.
>>573416005>i felt bad for her that she was just doing it out of obligation to keep andrew happydo u think it was rape?
The last time I got drunk with my sister I told her "I love you more than family", whatever that meant.
>>573417542You know what to do
>>573417508Andrew is a well known rapist! >>573376698
>>573418262The jury voted against it in the last census, he's in the clear.
>>573418794I didn't vote in the census, he's a rapist.
>>573419014>has a opinion>doesn't vote >wants it to count anywaySorry bud, not how it works.
>>573419262>don't show up for jury duty>I find him guilty!>okay but you're not on the jury>But he's guilty!Derek Chauvin flashbacks.
ΤΒΗ >>573418794Wait, we were voting on if Andrew raped Ashley?I thought we were voting on If Ashley raped Andrew
>>573420519You'd know what was being voted on if you took the census, but it was whether Andrew raped Ashley, the answer to which was: Not Guilty
if anything ashley raped andrew and andrew raped ashley in self defense, they raped each other
>>573420597I took the census, and thought it was asking if Ashley raped Andrew.Checkmate liberals
>>573420773It literally had a picture there of the exact scene it was referring to, you have to be literally retarded.
>>573419262I am not ruled by retards, Rapedrew.
>>573420997You are a retard. The people voted.
>>573421136The people are retarded, They do not rule me.
>>573421229They do, however, overrule you.
>>573421256Nope.
>>570672368>make prediction>literal opposite happenspottery
I don't even know what the question is or what it's about, because I didn't take the census, I'm just calling Andrew a rapist.
>>573417542>whatever that meant.you know exactly what that meant.
>>573421728Acquitted by a jury of his peers.
>>573420870I haven't done SnS in a while, so I must be misremembering. Isn't that the scene where Ashley forces herself on a drunken Andrew, while he repeatedly explicitly states he doesn't want to fuck?
>>573421982Did you even take the census? If you did, saw the picture, and construed that, you straight up did not play the game
>>573421819Nah. You're probably talking about something else that was never rape and the question was incredibly stupid and loaded to begin with. That's why I don't bother with the census, too much dumb shit.
>>573422061Joke's on me, I guess.
Thibkeg about Julia
>>573422497Need to rape Julia and make her my plaything.
>>573396115>Andrew>Power drillDo the math
>>573417542But how did she react?
leybeybu... is THIS economy?
Two lovers, entwined, passed me byAnd heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>573426946Necessary purchase
Fear and loathing in Coffinland
Will we get any update before the end of the year
Hey, it's really nice out. I say grab a six pack and your sister and head on down to the river. Chill on the shore in the shade and watch the college kids jump off the bridge. If your sister catches your eyes lingering a little too long on the college girl in the tiny bikini with the thong bottoms and chastises you for it, that's a good sign. She probably jealous. If she wears something skimpier next time you go to the river, you might have a future together.
>>573430708Almost certainly.
>>573430708Ask again.
i hear sisters are getting fatter
>>573432986Well, we know for certain sisters are getting cuter; for some that means a lil' jelly in the belly.
None of you pirated Nemlei's games and caused her to lose two leylillion dollars right?
>>573435678I don't pirate based games.
>>573435678Death to those who pirate Coffin
I haven't played the game since july 2024, I plan to catch up on it tomorrow.I heard there were some changes on chapter one, when was that? My game hasn't been updated since december 2024 so do I still have the original chapter one or not? If I'm on the original I'd like to play it again before updating to see the difference.
>>573437180>so do I still have the original chapter one or not?The 2023 Steam version was already very slightly different from the itch.io original (I think it just added indicators that an object can be interacted with). Episode 1 remained unchanged ever since up until the April update this year which added some new scenes to Episode 1, none of which I like.
>>573435678I pirate all games.
>>573437509Thanks I'll do a playthrough offline first then update the game and play again from the beggining.
>>573438426I wouldn't waste my time playing Episode 1 twice in a row, just save at the end of Ep1 and update the game. Also make sure you keep the batteries in episode 1 by turning on the TV via its control panel instead of giving the batteries to Andrew
>>573438426>>573438921Also, watch Andrew butcher the neighbour! And when Andrew is with you in the neighbour's room, inspect the jacket and share the money with him.
>>573438921>I wouldn't waste my time playing Episode 1 twice in a rowBut I want to see what changed first hand. I mean I already played it two years ago but I want to see the differences back to back. To better it in.
>>573439097I did share the money with him when I played :). I also remember buying the soda for Ashley.
>>573439115*better take it in
>>573426389Beybey..
>>573441570pronounced bay bay
>>573428546It's always a stab in the chest.
>>573428546do not be jealous of their success, instead find hope that you may one day reach their level
>>573442398NTA but it isn't jealousy. It makes me happy to see happy couples, then suicidal once I realize that will never be me.
>>573442636>I realize that will never be me.it can be you, if you believe that it can be you
If anyone wants to play around with it, here's the Julia I've been working on for Koikatsu. There's a bit of clipping with the hair, but I can't be assed to try to fix it right now.https://litter.catbox.moe/ihrrh3.zip
>>573444587>uncompressed PNGwhy
Hello
>>573447270Not quite understanding what you're saying. If you're asking why I didn't just upload that pic, it's because it's an Illusion card that holds character data, and this site strips that all away if you just upload a pic normally.
Would you encapsulate the current ethos?
>>573447975Ah, I thought it was just a 4MB PNG.
>>573375127Heavy are the balls that breed the sister.
>>573448459Much too brown, gay, and jewish for my taste.
How do I claim warranty on my sister?
>>573417508umm i suppose it was like coercion in a weird way but also she kinda pressed it on him when he was drunk so they r kinda both guilty?nemlei give me my sober violent sex and my life is urs
>Actual incest babyIt was funny when it was ironic and they wanted to turn it to soup.What the fuck happened? How did it become unironic?
>>573452047>How did it become unironic?Always was. We have been marching toward Total Sister Breeding since 25/03/2023.
>>573451392You don't lol, better hope someone wants a aftermarket sister or you're shit out of luck.
>>573451392I will gladly take your "defective" Ashley off your hands.
If I were Nemlei I would be continuing to work on the game in secret but simply state publicly that development was paused in order to claim more damages in court.
If I were Nemlei I would be furiously masturbating while groping my own tits instead of working on some fuckass game
If I were Nemlei I would be furiously destroying my husband with Bad Dragon™ products instead of working on some fuckass game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W2MVrEFOv4Pretty good to be desu
>>573455494nah
>>573455494I'm Australian, do zoomer men in America actually talk like anime characters irl? Whatever happened to the chill millennials on Xbox Live who were like "duuude!"
>>573455494Aster&Fenrir-tier lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ajjZn90pZQ&t=20
>>573456653Aster and Fenrir were actually good because Andrew sounded somewhat like a real person instead of an anime character
>>573456714He still does the gruff Batman thing in the reworked version and Aster (Ashley) is even squeakierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ajjZn90pZQ&t=4553
I want William Shatner to voice Andrew.
>>573456939>even squeakierI liked how she had a deeper voice than that Anise chick. Even in the new version she isn't that graitng
>>573455494Sounds like a high school play. Maybe it would be better if they would talk more cartoonish sounding like in spongebob or simpsons or whatever current cartoon, instead of edgy anime dub >>573456653 this is a bit better, ashley's voice isn't fitting though.
They should've been canon.
>>573417508Anon xe's an actual woman let her think it's rape
>>573442280
>>573458551>ashley's voice isn't fitting thoughI like it, Ashley should sound like a girl having fun
>>573458959I would like to see more adventures of the rambunctious twins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdVnhvqabIEGuy Cihi (James Sunderland in the original Silent Hill 2) is my preferred Andrew Graves voice because he just sounds like some guy. Moreover he perfectly comes across as someone who is dissociating, without being overacted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZhvK0lZFxo
>>573463426what andrew sees in his dreams after brutally raping her
>>573463827A require a gif of Andy chasing Leyley.
Nemlei really likes Silent Hill>a guy named Mr Mason looking for his missing daughter>dreamworld manifestations of people's psyche>an ending where you drive off a bridge with your spouse to drown>Room 302 being pivotal to the plot >demon-summoning cult>artsy fartsy subconscious symbolism>incest
>>573435678I downloaded it from Itch for free back in the day, but I purchased it on Steam
>>573444587>>573447270
Let's say there's a brother and sister. They're not in love, they're not secretly dating, they don't kiss and they don't commit incest. But they both have exceptional genetics, and they both want progeny. So, they agree that inbreeding is in their mutual interest. Hence, they go through genetic screening to confirm that any children they might have would be 100% healthy, and then they use IVF to legally inbreed.What would normgroids find wrong with this?
>>573465186>Let's say there's a brother and sister.No
>>573465360Time for rape!
>>573465186The problem with that would be two people who don't love each other and don't want children having one out of some inane notion like genetic strength
>>573464506>spoilering the spoiler
>>573465186How many times do we have to teach you that the normalcattle are irredeemable, old man?
do any of u have sisters
>>573468778Yes but I wish I didn’t
>>573464506Very cool, Nemlei!
>>573472074Cute 'drew but it looks like he's got a candy cigarette kek
>>573468778About 2/3rds of /calg/ seem to have opposite sex siblings, if the censuses are representative.
>>573465186>What would normgroids find wrong with this?The problem with making hypotheticals like this is that you're applying theory of mind to something which fundamentally lacks sapience. Being for or against "thing" is not a logical stance derived from adherence to a set of principles for the goyim, the goyim are programmed and execute accordingly, and only by administering alternative programming consistently, subtly, and for extended durations can you supplant it. You can't out-logic goy positions.
>>573472074>heart tattooImagine if it was a
>>573475621>was a
All tattoos suck.
>>573473545wth not fair
https://x.com/valI1en/status/2075225207913029704
https://x.com/kennyidk7/status/2075238309220205020
>>573466779>>573465186Reminder that Renaissance and early modern Europe praised Artemisia II's devoted love for her brother-husband to the extent that over a dozen renowned painters made their own version of the scene of her grieving over his death. Yet that same Europe would have imprisoned or executed them for their marriage to each other had they lived in their era. Human capacity for cognitive dissonance is limitless. You could have the most picture-perfect example of a brother-sister couple, the average person will even acknowledge it as beautiful, but then they'll turn around and tell you it's still bad because it just is, okay?
>>573480374We luv our fart cloud
Trying a coffin like rimworld playthrough. Incest mod, cannibal ideology, demon summoning and probably will sacrifice the parents later. Now I need to find a cat.
>>573486032That's so cool! Any chance that can be tried in Skyrim or Stellaris?
>>573484295She's so cute
>>573486032>Lover>not Husband0/10
Wren will have the book smarts of Andrew, with Ashley's social awareness. That's a rough combination because you'll just come off as an obsessive nerd.
>>573488302>StellarisDoesn't that game just have pops? Not sure how you imagine incest occuring in a game without character interactions. Flavor text and events on the local going-ons in your colonies?>SkyrimI recall there used to be a WIP mod attempting to give the Dragonborn a family, but last I checked it went nowhere and it looked low-quality. The problem with modding incest is that the modding part is a lot of work on its own, while modeling a convincing family dynamic demands an entirely different skillset and is also very demanding if you don't want to end up with an incredibly tacky result. So it all compounds into a very big undertaking that only a very small amount of people have the capacity to pull off and even less would be willing to do so for free.That is why the best games for incest (aside from Coffin) are those where the bulk of character interactions are abstracted away: Sims, Crusader Kings, Rimworld. That removes by far the most difficult part of making incest believable.
>>573491742Just be an obsessive nerd about something normies actually like and respect
>>573492258>Flavor text and events on the local going-ons in your colonies?Basically. Also I think it has an infernals mod
>>573478902Julia is eating good
Would Ashley be a 4channer? I love how degenerate she looks here
>>573497386Yeah she goes on /s4s/
>>573497567What's even the purpose of /s4s/? Why does this site have so many /b/ clones?
/calg/, what do I do? I don't have any interest in dating because I love my sister so much. I couldn't bear to tell a woman she will always be in second place. I feel so Andrewan right now. I don't know if I'm in love with her or not. My sister has a boyfriend too so I can't even be exclusive with her.
>>573501337u just have to blow up his phone w/ voicemails telling him to kill himself and stuff until she breaks it off w/ him then thats ur chance..r u sure u dont just love ur sister not that ur "in love" w/ her
>>573501337Being real, accept that your crush on your sister will never go anywhere. It's not over though, you can meet someone and in a year's time you'll wonder how you ever got by without her, you just have to give yourself a chance.
Why does Momshley make me ferociously horny?
>>573468778I do but I practice opsec.
>>573503968>why do I love the idea of a loving, pretty young wife and mother?It's arguably weird to like anything else desu.
>>573501337You might just be mistaking your love for her for being *in love* as you said. Pretty common thing for autists to mistake and be confused about their emotions.You are on 4chan, consider the possibility.
>>573503968Same. Particularly the idea of Ashley as a single mother. To take care of her in her used goods state fills me with lust.
>>573507674Ashley as a single mother is the best thing Nemlei could have created
how do u pronounce renee then since she doesnt like being called renée? wren-knee?
>>573509918Run-yay
>>573509918Renny
>>573509918Rennie, rhymes with Connie
She is such a slutty girl
>>573509918Randy. Their game is called "The Prenatal Impregnation of Randy and Laslas."
>>573512031its andrews fault that shes like that he should apologise
Andrew should have just raped Ashley she'll probably cry while he does it but it would probably solve so many problems
>>573512518I am writing that shit down
The oldest Coffin fanart on my drive, saved on 22nd of May, 2023. Over three years, man.
someone is making chokers on etsy but they only ship to the us its so over i found the one they use as a base on amazon ill just make my own >>573516259what was this place like when the game first came out i remember it being the big game of the month at one point eeeeveryone was talking abt it
This, is not Leyley
>>573518250Lmao
>>573468778Yes but now I'm progressing towards leaving behind my unhealthy and one sided obsession with her and trying a normal relationship. Sorry to disappoint you karugo... I'll still live and die by ep3 though.>>573458959I already miss them and they weren't even canon.>>573466779Unironically good read, should function as the basis for a delphic school program. Idk, maybe associating sibling love with purity or loyalty.
>>573379930Mostly the risks go up the more genetic defects or lurking recessive traits they might have. If you had 2 genetically flawless super humans maybe there would be no risks at all.
>>573518185>what was this place like when the game first came out i remember it being the big game of the month at one point eeeeveryone was talking abt itBefore Episode 2, it was cozy but slow as shit and always at the risk of falling off Page 10, though that never happened thanks to the vigilance of several anons. We just lived off posting 1-2 pieces of fanart we'd be lucky to get in one day, game discussion, and when that mostly ended up exhausted, incest discussion.
>>573475317Is the catley mod worth playing?
>>573468778Yes. Any questions?
>>573466779Is it really so difficult for normies to say that a highly specific, idealized scenario might not be morally wrong but that in real life incest is so often a terrible idea (beyond just genetic repercussions) due to the high potential for power dynamic imbalances, grooming, and family dysfunction that we should consider it something 'bad'? A better word should be risky, or not worth the risk of normalizing it in society.
>>573492258>Not sure how you imagine incest occuring in a game without character interactions.Could also work as a perk like selective kinship, but ideally interacting more with events, life expectancy (maybe reducing it without gene clinics in exchange for more happiness, idk). Also I highly recommend Imperator Rome as it implemented familiar marriage and it actually does impact the gameplay a lot and the inbred trait makes sense (you can have a whole run without any of your delphic characters catching it, like th Ptolemies did).>>573497386She'd ragebait all day long.>>573501337You will eventually find a (hussy) gf anon, like I did...
>>573488302You go for Stellaris and not Crusader Kings?
>>573518250So she'll love her inbred kids?
>>573521274You have a long lurking to do to get that internalized delphobia out of your system anon
just bought two leyley patches from aliexpress, fuck nemlei gonna do about it?
>>573524092You picked the wrong cat, foo.
>>573524092You're dead and you don't even know it.
>>573466779>traveling together in francememory unlocked of something I read in the 1300s? about sibling incest in france
>>573526530The Ravalet siblings perhaps?
>>573526530You're probably thinking of Margaret and Julien de Ravalet, one of our local sibling saints that we venerate.
>>573526530Read and weep.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julien_and_Marguerite_de_Ravalet
>>573527495The patron saints of delphism...
>>573527757The king's based for "incest is fine, it's the adultery that's wrong".>If the woman would not have been married, I would have gladly given her pardon, but as she is, I could not.
>>573528593Sometimes, on very rare occasions, the french are okay.
Newfag here, but let me get this straight - correct me if I'm wrong.A Millennial Finnish jewess makes a 'game' (actually a VN, but /vg/ doesn't like to call it that for some reason) where the last several 'updates' are essentially "ypepol should abort their children because of my own incest fetish and subversive jewish tendencies". Christian grandpa is le evil patriarch. Men are useless doormats, and women are the driving force of the narrative. AND, she never intends to complete said VN, but will gladly drag /calg/fags along, pretending that 'development issues' isn't just an excuse for taking your money and leaving. And /vg/ LIKES this shit? Again - Am I wrong?
https://x.com/lewd_apple/status/2075243013090005208
>>573528593The king is a WHORE for not accepting the father's confession that she had been married under duress.
>>573527958While we're at the topic, let's make known some of the saints of the /calg/arian church. Elizabeth Nietzsche is one I have always appreciated. She was the one twho look after Nietzsche when he couldn't look after himself and her efforts was how we got Nietzsche's works today. It's very unfortunate and unfair that fucking liberals make her out to be the real villain of the story because she supposedly changed things about her brother's writings to make it hecking ray cist and miss ojinist and antiseptic (as if Nietzsche wasn't a full on chud, they're painting it like she changed his wholesome chungus books into Nazi pamphlets) even though there is absolutely zero evidence for it. So despite the lack of delph in their lives, I think Nietzsche's sister deserves the position of sainthood for her works. Saint Nietzsche, pray for us!
>>573528848didn't even try lmao
Genuinely what did Nemlei mean by this?
>>573528973P.S. plus she's cute.
There's also a 2nd case of brother-sister incest in France about a hundred and fifty years before the Ravalet.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_V,_Count_of_ArmagnacUnlike them, he easily could have gotten away with plowing his sister as a Count. but he decided to be a retard by rebelling against the king TWICE.
>>573528848>Newfag he-Lurk moar.
>>573528973She's a reminder of the sibling spirit. Her brother chased unthanking hussies who never gave him the time of day, but the homegirl who was always there for him was his sister, sticking by ti the very end and even after the very end.
>>573529094The cat is trying to inform us of the truth
>>573528804I always thought this is some fucked up freaky ass Tom you keep posting, I never even noticed it's supposed to be Nemlei.
>>573528980>>573529259No refutals, eh?
Do you anons ever read books together with your sister for fun as a subtly delphic sibling activity?Or do you spend all day sitting around here looking for bait to reply to?I personally do the former.
>>573530023I can't read
>>573530023No, but we do recommend stuff to each other at times.
>>573519218>Unironically good readI've had it on hold from my local library for about a month now, I'm really looking forward to reading it once it's available. Beyond just the delphic angle that aspect of psychology/sociology seems genuinely interesting.>>573521274I think most normies are incapable of differentiating on a case by case basis. If we could have laws and societal norms that differentiate between long term grooming and genuine love that would be ideal, however the average retard is gonna look at that and utterly fail to understand it.I think a realistic system wouldn't necessarily be full legalization or status quo, but rather destigmatization and a shift of concern to things like grooming. It's not a perfect solution, but I feel like it's more realistic than most of the other options.
>>573530131Based and Illiterateshley-pilled
>>573468778Yes, and my life is better for it.>>573530023I wish she was a bit more into reading, I have some books I think she'd love. We do recommend each other papers sometimes though. This one was a recent funny one https://arxiv.org/pdf/2606.22748
>>573530473The realistic goal is that close in age opposite sex siblings who truly love each other should not only be "tolerated" but praised by society, as we praise interracial couples or troons for being le so brave nowadays. It should be praised and propagated by the state like how they celebrate Pride Month and how they slowly made 20% of Gen Z identify as non-heterosexual over the years. Basically everything they do but for delphic romance. I will NOT settle for anything less.
>>573521274>high potential for power dynamic imbalancesGirls OUT
>>573531074All these cooties and... talks about power dynamic imbalances. Girls are so icky.
Power dynamics are in most cases retarded excuses that people (mostly women) use to attack relationships that they don't like, but you're never gonna convince me that there isn't a massive concern about abuse when parents and children get involved in incest. Very specific outliers like early separation and reunion after the child reaches adulthood being excepted.
>>573531000You could also just move to New Jersey where incest is completely legal, Anon. This land was promised to you and your sister 3,000 years ago.
>>573532952>You could also just move to New JerseyNever ever ever do this
Ohio for American chuds, Rhode Island for American libs, New Jersey for guidos. There's a delphic sanctuary for everyone in the United States.
>>573528848Yes, it is none of those things.
>>573533405Where is the hussy sanctuary?
>>573533105Correct. Move to Ohio instead.
>>573534174They're what people need sanctuary from.
>>573534174The craters of Mt. Etna. All hussies should organize a flight and parachute themselves into one. I heard there are a lot of brothers to steal down there.
>>573532952Is that what you got from my chudposting? What good is it if it's legal but still frowned upon? I want the normalcattle to be fine with it, at least the very few ones we will be interacting and socializing with day to day. I want them to BOW to the INCEST MACHINE. I do NOT want to be bothered with petty shit like being dehumanized and called a degenerate for loving my sister, by plebs who think their gay neighbours are wholesome, in my otherwise peaceful delphic life.>>573534307Fuck Ohio or New Jersey, or Kit9 in Oklahoma. We should start our own commune instead.
>>573534751Its not really a hot taboo fetish if people arent going to kinkshame you for it, Anon. Normalizing it would just make it normal, and where's the fun in banging your sister then?
>>573531000How I wish I could agree with you anon, but the homosexual propaganda isn't sustainable. Sure, 20% of zoomers might be non-normal, but for every one of those there's another one that's just as homophobic. The zoomers tire of the "so brave" propaganda. We need long term sustainable delphism, so that siblings can couple for generations to come.
>>573530023My sister lent me her hardcover copy of Dracula 3 years ago and I still haven't read it.
>>573535113>taboo>fetish>where's the fun in banging your sisterThere are so many wrongs in your post I won't even try. I would love my sister if the entire world hated me OR loved me for it.>>573535601That's why we have to shift the culture in a certain direction without force and slowly it will be the norm. Trust me, it will sustain itself like any other cultural practice and the fuel it will use for that will be modern people's desperate need for real intimacy and deep romance, without the supposed "oppressions" of traditional marriage and family life. Incesting with someone you've been raised to marry and be lovers with will provide that current need very strongly and solve the birth rate crisis globally, world governments will theorize better ways to utilize this, /calg/ will have a seat in the UN security council. It's like how monarchies and slavery was normal for so long and now everyone at least idealizes/LARPs as fans of democratic and liberty. It's all quite doable, just trust the plan anon.
>>573535113>Its not really a hot taboo fetish if people arent going to kinkshame you for it, AnonGood riddance. Who cares if it's taboo? Loving your sister is more important than getting off.
>I wish I could bang Ashley, but I'm not kinkshamed for it so what's the point?..
>>573537142I think tabooniggers have a humiliation fetish
How do I make this happen irl?
>>573537210>>573537142I've had no dogs in this race until now, but as someone who enjoys the taboo I have to point out that trying to pretend like doing something society considers illicit doesn't actually have a thrilling aspect to it is just being absurdly dishonest, it's practically normie-tier considering I see the same kind of sanctimonious virtue signaling on social media. I don't think personal sexual gratification is a good reason for the societal taboo to exist, but you definitely can find a silver lining in the fart cloud even if one's personal sexual excitement doesn't obviate the fact that incest is infinitely less harmful than the shit western society not only tolerates but outright applauds. Sex. With sisters. Is key.
>>573539381>I have to point out that trying to pretend like doing something society considers illicit doesn't actually have a thrilling aspect to it is just being absurdly dishonestNot either of those anons, but I think their issue is with the sentiment "there's no point if it's not taboo", which is an inane sentiment because it shows that the individuals love of incest is just that it makes them hard, not because they like sibling love
>>573539726I agree that "there's no point if it's not taboo" is completely retarded, but it's not interesting to refute something like that because it's genuinely so stupid it basically refutes itself. I prefer giving the 20,000 foot view and try to drag the reactionary position back to a sane spot rather than see someone take a dumb stance because it's the opposite of another really dumb stance. Nuance is real, and it thinks sisters are cute.
>>573539726Familial, sibling relationships shouldn't have romantic elements normally. The platonic dynamic is something unique in and of itself, the way a parent and child relationship is unique itself. To include romantic and sexual elements is to pervert and warp that relationship, making it something in-between or wholly different (than the love between a man and woman who aren't family).You could theoretically view your own sister as though she were a completely unrelated to you woman, and have a romantic relationship with no context of your childhood together or any sibling bond, but then is that really incest (outside of how close your genetics physically are)?
>>573540578The problem is that you're operating on a binary. It's either your sister, or some random foid you scooped up off the street and married. The presence or lack of a taboo does not fundamentally alter the fact that you are siblings and will necessarily have a completely different dynamic than some meet-cute couple married out of high school or a tinder hookup. I didn't grow up with my sister, by all counts of your definition me being extremely friends with her doesn't count for completely arbitrary reasons; in fact the very idea that they're arbitrary might not make sense to you if you don't have a sister, or if you do have a sister but assume that sibling bond exists because of the shared experience of growing up rather than something much deeper and more convoluted.
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>>573490476Ashley looks so cute like this. Single momshley is the best
>>573542914The cutest and trashiest single mom ever!
>>573539726Sisterfucking makes me hard, but not because it's taboo; I would love it just as much if it weren't a taboo.
The Wrenaissance will continue.
The other day I was driving to my brother's house and I stopped for a pair of urban deer crossing the road. A mamma doe and her little Bambi fawn. Very cute. Made me think of Ashley and her youngin'.
just bought some coffin merch off some mexican fella on the side of the road, fuck timlei gonna do?
>>573550395Are you a woman
>>573551875Protect The Work.
>>573551875I'm using your IP and archived live satellite imagery of the area (courtesy of the Bogdanoff family) to identify you and the Mexican. A hitman will be dispatched to your location within the next 7-14 business days.
>>573554082>>573554927Archive footage of Kit9's Ashley engaging bootleggershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLIbbD_b9WY&t=10s
Andrew claims Ashley understands him.And then they spend most of the game yelling at each other because of misunderstandings.Make it make sense.
This Wren creature insists upon himself
>>573555991>make it make sensehow about I make you make your own grave
>>573550395Always loved how the Wren one has an eye covered
>>573556260>alwaysIt's barely been over a week.
>>573552991Maybe. There's nothing going on between me and my brother if that's what you're thinking. Not that I haven't thought about it, though... Really, I fantasize most about getting together with our sister. I think that would be hot. Anyone else have impure thoughts about a same sex sibling?
The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is officially GabeCube Verified.
>>573558290I daren't care, schizo.
>>573556730There was homoanon except not really but I doubt he's still here.
>>573556730You had your chance to be gay last month.
>>573558591
>>573559531I don't need a schizo to tell me an rpgmaker game is compatible with a computer with an operating system newer than Windows Millennium.
>>573558290CoffinOS is coming along nicely.
>>573558290I wonder if Cat6 bought one?
>>573559343>*Wrens wreningly in your path*
Who would ever want to have sex with this deformed freak?
>>573563694Thankfully he was raised better than to consort with hussies.
>>573563845Indeed, he consorts with strumpets instead.
>>573558650>except not really I appreciate that>but I doubt he's still here.I never left
>>573563845>ashley indoctrinates wren from birth to never ever dally with hussies>doesn't give him a sister
>>573562330>>573563694Extremely groomable.
Nemlei, you know what to do...
>>573564707Wren getting groomed in a Chatango room...
Nemlei Wrenuinely cooked
>>573564849Wren getting shot to death in Coffcago
Wren deserves anal
>>573567147I'm so lucky I got into Coffin towards the end of my time in college. Because this game and general has given me such homolust I might have actually fucked a dude
>>573568771I think you're just a closeted homsexual anon...
>>573569264No, I like women. But then you guys start posting about Nemlei boys and I get the urge to fuck one
>>573564707COS TUNOIGHT WILL BE THE NOIGHT I WILL FALLLL FO YEWWW
>>573568771>the game about the heterosexual ideal almost made me gay oh my godWhy are faggots like this
>>573569701Thiu is no longer topping the Nemboy chart
>>573569950>the heterosexual idealWhat's ideal about toxic codependency?
>>573569868Teen!Wrencore would 100% be emo-pop and nightcore editshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZT4tPfWxfg>NOTICE MY HANDS BEGIN TO TWITCH>UNPROVOKED ASSAULTING OF MY CONSCIOUS WIT>ME AND THE TV ARE ENEMIES
>ironic le hecking taxi cow dependencyGo back
>>573571274unironic*
>>573571274NEVER ask a "play the game" tryhard if he's ever played the game himself
If you please ignore and post cute sisters
>>573538142Sisters are a weapon more dangerous than the fucking atomic bomb
>>573570574Would Nemlei have enjoyed 2010s yaoi MEPs set to Get Scared's Sarcasm and other such tracks?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ahN0f0r9JQ
>>573571545>If you please ignoreYou need a comma after "please"
>>573572316You need a comma up your ass!
>>573572497If you insist
>>573499732Very cute
>>573499732>>573528861I love this new wave of wholesome Ashley. To create new life is such a magical thing and I know in my heart of hearts that it would heal Ashley.
>>573572497Andrew shoving his comma up Ashley's ass...>>573574096It would heal all bitches. Motherhood turns you from a bitch (cringe) into a woman (based).
Banish Trashley to the Shadow RealmThis is Renee thread!
Is it sass posting hours?I will post sass anyhow.
>>573575884I'll post sass too just in case...
Are there any other games like this? Nothing hits the same I need my dose
>>573578457There is none. Play the game over and over. I have over 300+ hours on Coffin.
>>573578457Careful what you wish for
>>573580314It's Coffin, but shittier
>>573580314Damn, it feels souless
>>573578457Omori is the closest comp that I’ve actually played. It was really goodI’ve heard other anons say Slay the Spire (or Slay the Princess, I forget) is great too. But I’ve not played it
>>573581152Thiu derangement anon is gonna kill you for saying this
>>573581248Wh-what? Why?I guess I could add Better Half to that list, I’m one of the longest tenured BH fans. But I kinda assumed most people wanting more Coffin have already played Nemleis other games.
>>573581248If he won't kill himself first.
>>573580314I've played the Renee mod, you can tell that its made by an amateurStill enjoyed it tho
>>573581662>>573581680I'm talking about the one dude who has a vitriolic one-sided hatred of the thiuanons, not the thiuanons themselves
>>573581662Are they any good?
>>573581910Oh, I thought you were talking about the blogposter. Both of them need to give it a rest>>573582385Nemlei made them. What do you think?
>>573578457There was a semi-active modding scene at one point, but they're actively trying to kill it to the point of prioritising lolsuits over developing TCoAaL itself. You can say you're interested in the Coffinlikes game jam idea and maybe they'll do it.
I like the Coffin of Andy and Leyley
I despise that and it clearly shows what yalls priorities are. Your ethics start and end with your acess to incest porn, not genuine child safety. It just happens to be something you begrudgingly have to adress because you dont wanna look bad in front of antis Im ngl I high doubt anything is going to change. It's happened too many times at this point. So until shit changes trust you won't see me give any of yall a shred of sympathy when people spit on you for interacting with them as a tcoaal fan
Anyone who falls for the bait is a subhuman IQ retard
>>573587809
https://x.com/MiaLastBreath/status/2075596409504702514
>slept like shit>can barely stay awake at workI was going to follow this up with “fuck my stupid Douglas life” but I remembered that he has a lovely wife to go home to. I’m doing this shit just to come home to my hand fuck this shit
>>573586975Me too
Sisters are getting tastier
>>573595440She’s stealing Julia’s look
Cowley
Perhaps It's a tad ooc, but the idea of Ashley trying on fetish gear to mess with Andrew sounds somewhat like something she would do.
>>573596146Ashley probably does know Andrew is attracted to her, but ahe doesn't consciously acknowledge it because she knows he would feel self loathing about it.
>>573581910Is there really a person like that, or you're just making up a caricature by exaggerating one or two posts you saw once?
This thread is terribly lacking of some ass
>>573596337>doesn't consciously acknowledge it because she knows he would feel self loathing about itWell she certainly knows how to weaponize her looks to get Andrew to go along with her bidding.
I want to put Julia in cow print and make her moo as I grope her tummy and call her a cow (lovingly) (sexually)
>>573596953Sisass*
Anyone know why Catbox isn't working?
https://litter.catbox.moe/bror05uwbchp6hq7.jpeg
Have you caught your sister on the toilet?
>>573598436
>>573598023Why is he the wrong color?
>>573598436Why doesn't she shit in sand like a regular cat?
>>573527491>>573527495>>573527757yesss thank youuu. also side note im surprised nobody has made crossover art of these two set.
>>573597485Sisterass, sisass...Sass.
>>573602567sistass
>>573602567>>573602660You can't... just say that!
>>573602941We haven't seen much of Teenshley's lower body and I already want to fuck her cute butt that is barely developped.
>>573602941Brocock.Brock, if you will.
>>573603343@brock is this true
Slow calg.Slag, if you will.
>>573603161https://litter.catbox.moe/ikt14ukh78dch7th.jpeg
>>573588582Why did Julia do it?
>>573603851Why is this fanbase so good at drawing buttholes?
>>573603924The strong do what they will, and the weak suffer what they must
>>573602567>>573602660I don’t have enough cock to get past that
>>573603924To measure her abilities.
>>573603851Oh yeah the princess shirt, that's supposed to be Teenshley. The ass is so big I never even considered that lol.It may be hot, but for me the appeal of Teenshley is her wit, innocence, and petiteness. So I'd prefer her with less booty.
>>573603924Because he was there
guyssss i just got home from work at the library and we have this book called "hale" in the romance section that looks so interesting but i was too embarrassed to check it out in front of my coworkers im trying to work up the courage lol,, do u think its worth the risk i might just get it on my kobo
>>573604462That's because you weren't written by a female
>>573604742You still haven't adjusted well to the fact that we're mostly NOT girls here, have you?
>>573604824oh my goodness gracious
>>573603343Poor Andrew's brock must've gotten so pruny with all that sisterspit and sisaliva after Ashley sislurped it for hours throughout the night.
My personal favorite Teenshley
>>573604742Feet or GTFO
>>573605312I know right, naked females! Unless you mean the penis, in which is case you are gay.>>573605487Again, never noticed that was Teenshley before. These fanfartists should really incest in some acne and cute because I can't tell otherwise.
>>573605723>misspelled "invest" as "incest"I swear to God I did NOT intend that lol
>>573605446Part of a brother's obligation towards a sister is to let her use his throat tickler for her sloppy joe sessions every once in a while.Speaking of which, here's an eye candy: both sislatio, AND sistush (repost because I forgot the link last time)https://files.catbox.moe/jvsvhx.jpg
>>573605129oh ik i was just excited>>573606382whats she doing to him is she helping him put his zipper up on his trousers
>>573554082https://x.com/reisenmari/status/2075654287955259529
>>573604742People read viler stuff than that, don't be afraid!
hug it out
Get yourself a double-sister with this one neat trick.
>>573608735Now look what you did
My sister was being cute before I went to work and I’m already mad because I just know she’s going to up to some BULLSHIT when I get in
>>573609026Sprite sex hhnnnngghhhh
>>573608803Will be stealing this to make it a ritualpost from now on, thanks.
>>573613969God Almighty Lord in heaven above... I still can't get over how hot chests are to me since noticing the transparent chest part of this picture. Yes, breasts are hot. But the flat skin and bone part above the leyleys with the cleavage... That's so fucking sex. I have a chest fetish now.
https://files.catbox.moe/nzq3db.jpgFuck sisters. Impregnate sisters. Mating press your sister into the mattress. Bend your sister over the countertop. Feel up your sister in her sleep. Finger your sister in public. Make out with your sister in front of family. Spank your sister for disobedience. Push your sister up against the wall. Rip your sister's clothes off. Eat your sister out. Shove your dick in your sister's mouth. Cuddle with your sister. Pat your sister on the head. Do a full body massage with your sister. Suck on your sister's tits. Mark your sister with hickeys. Whisper sweet nothings in your sister's ear. Slip fertility drugs in your sister's food. Bridal carry your sister. Sleep with your sister. Grab your sister's ass. Creampie your sister.TOTAL. SISTER. BREEDING.
>>573614501ChokerxFlannel or whatever the fuck Teendrew fucking Adultshley is called is very hot. I really like that type of age difference, even though I like small age gaps like that in Coffin. There's something about a younger guy manhandling a familiar slightly older girl. No haggo.
>>573614846Nigga thinks he's subtle
>>573615647He hasn't yet learnt the professional art of subtly groping his sister's ass like picrel, please give him time.
>>573619256That's one shiny shirt
>>573614302>>573613969>semi-transparent wimplesDon't let the Catholic Church hear about this extremely dangerous technology.
>>573621502Has the Church not heard of the Reformation? That every sister shall be a wife and sisterchesters are under no oppression of even transparent hypocritical popish idolatry?? Sisterchesters, such a bounty of God, how shall they blaspheme against the Lord so!
https://x.com/i/status/2075676134033752171
I hate Wren.
It's Fat Bitch Friday
>>573623646Renee mad
>>573625571It's Fat Tits Friday.
>>573627165Atrocious image. Women and demons have no place in a traditional family.
>>573628814True, sisters aren't women. They're sisters.
>>573629634Yep, it's science. Thankfully /calg/ understands this.
>>573613969>>573614302Slutty nuns are so sex
>>573613969>>573614302Slutty nuns are painfully overrated
>>573632454My wife Noelle isn't overrated though! Isn't she so pretty!
>>573629634Does that mean it's gay to fuck your sister?
>>573614846What is the age gap here, 2 years? 4 years?
>>573634259>What is the age gap hereNot enough
>>573634259Andrew dated Julia for 4 years or something right? They broke up during the quarantine so 4 years before Andrew was 22 is 18, that could lead us to believe the Teendrew and Teenshleys we saw were 16 and 18. But regardless, the Teendrew in the image could be anywhere above 14 as a highschooler, so I'd like to imagine he's 16 and Adultshley is 20. Again, not like a huge age gap, but just enough to tickle my IRL likes in older relatives be it sisters or cousins (substitute sisters).
>>573635271>Andrew dated Julia for 4 years or something right?Don't remind Ashley
>>573635960More like don't remind Julia lmao
>>573636491Don't remind Andrew either. Better for everyone to just move on.
>>573627165
>>573636754no
>>573635271That IS a huge age gap in that specific time period of human life.
>>573636754CUTIE
>>573637113Maybe if you're a FAG who can't get some of them good ol cougar sisters.
>>573638593I'm reminded of that one green from ages ago about Ashley getting aroused by Andrew brushing her teeth.
I can never get over how much this album cover looks like game fanart
>>573638743Found it. The post below is supposed to be the start btw.
I think it's very selfish of Andrew and Ashley to not give Wren a sister.
>>573644019It's ok, Julia will take care of him
>>573644534it's interesting, i never really noticed that image is technically from Ashley's perspective
>>573644534How do you even escalate from 8 to 9? Is there a higher level of Round Two I'm too sisterless to know about?
This man loves his Grandson and that's a good thing.
>>573638621Who said it was a bad thing?
lovr dadas
>>573647367I did, when I said the age gap was in fact "huge" contextually to the ages.
>>573648372Yeah well you're a fag. I mean yeah if the sexes were flipped it'd be weird, but a college-age chick rocking her high school brother's world with more feminine confidence and bigger tits than any of his classmates is super hot.
>>573648636Your fetish has ruined you.
>>573648705Many such cases.
>>573644534That's Pt.2, made after Episode 2 released.Here's Pt.1, made back during the days of Episode 1
what if andrew had more melanin?perchance maybe, what if ashley had more melanin?
>>573649081Bonus French version.
>>573649127Why would they have more melanin?
>>573475317
>>573650147more?
>>573649127>The Teen Takeover of Aundre and Ashy.
>>573649278Because my son fucked a NIGGER
>>573651424Yes
>>573648705What
What happened to Friend A?
>>573657589Likely Douchebag, he lost the indifferent moniker when he showed interest in Ashley and badmouthed her.
>>573657661Can't be, Friend A knows Ashley is Andrew's sister but Douchebag doesn't.
Would Andrew love Ashley if she were a worm?
>>573659779She is a worm
>>573659779If she's a worm and he can't change her back isn't she basically just dead?
>>573660605>she basically just dead
https://x.com/_intothecoffin/status/2075731030758072596
>>573657589Death by smashed potatoes
>>573662039julia gets to rape him and not me, what a cruel world
>>573662237That's stupid.
>>573662253I hope Wren with glasses does not become a trend. Glassesless >>>>https://x.com/valI1en/status/2075702719168266291
>>573663025I DO hope Wren with glasses becomes a trend and that he gets touched by older girls.
>you see a fujo on the bus wearing thisFavorite piece? What would you ask?
>>573664665>fujo
>>573664665>What would you ask?May I seed your eggs?
>>573664665I reject the premise that I would talk to a fujo.
>>573664665>kitbag>kit
>>573665086More for me
>>573666208Very sweet!
Sisters need to be slapped
>>573669576Only if she likes it like that.
>>573375127Was reading old comics and I guess Hussy was a commonly used word back then kek
>>573670292>back thenSir the game takes place in 20 fucking 10 now thanks to Retardlei.
>>573670292I'm reminded of how the English version of Final Fantasy VI once received criticism for its use of modernisms like "floozy" in a fantasy setting; 30+ years later, the word has become so antiquated that it's no longer seen as anachronistic by new players.
>>573664665>Do you really have endometriosis?
>>573670292Oh right and this comics somehow is wincest related since that 'hussy' is revealed to be his cousin Supergirl
>>573671548What if she says yes?
>>573649127Andrew does have more melanin, his skin tone is ever so slightly darker than Ashley's.Picrel is how Ashley would've looked with more melanin, ie with Andrew's skin tone.
>>573671858Cousins are basically NBR.
>>573673443Confirmed by genetics!
>>573665373kit kit?
>>573673443Than why does everyone I know moralfag over me wanting to fuck my first cousin?
>>573677771Do people actually give a shit?
>>573673181>Andrew does have more melanin, his skin tone is ever so slightly darker than Ashley's.Actually, that's because of testosterone. Both testosterone and melanin darken your skin. Men have darker skin than women overall because of test
>>573681014Just another way that t is awfulI wish there was something like hrt that didn't break my penis, and make me grow tits
Sisters are for spanking!https://x.com/i/status/2075910959047303652
More teenshley
>>573684242>shleyLEY. The suffix is "ley"!
https://x.com/dawgravesss/status/2075340871013450192/photo/1
>>573683957What the fuck is he munching on, void? Dark matter? Deep space? If this is a censored version I want an uncensored one NOW
>>573685012No way fag. -ley makes it sound like it's suffix that denotes NemLEI, so it's AssHley and not Assley.>your filename says Assle--My filename is wrong.
>>573684242Single mom teenshley makes me the hardest. I want to pump and dump the bitch!
>>573688358GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>573688830Post Asshley for thread quality
>>573375308Its clear it takes place in post-soviet Russia with the crammed apartments and rough people.
Funny how the "Andrew and Ashley are Slavic" Anon and the Anon obsessed with Ashley being trashy always show up at the same time.
>>573689126Why are slavs such animals?
>>573689685Eastern Europe is a sad, sad place. Buggery is named after the Bulgarians, and slaves are named after the Slavs. I wish I were making either of those up. They are animals because they are ultimately beasts of burden, be it for anal sex (many such cases) or other tasks deemed useful by Europeans.
douglas talks to his neighbours too much for it to be russia surely
>>573689126Russian girls can't be trashy, they're supermodel tier!
https://x.com/denden_draws/status/2075895073641038250
>>573692425>cultliaMisread that as Cutelia because all lia's are cute!
Truly the purest form of love
>>573692708
>>573693635He is so adorable.I'm afraid of what Nemlei is gonna do to him
>>573695054molestation
Renee raising Wren and doing a good job at it just to make Andrew and Ashley enraged
>>573693635>>573695054Julia is going to rape him as revenge for what Andrew and Ashley did to her.inb4 Julia learns what Andrew and Ashley did and Wren ends up Nina'd
>>573695054Same. I wonder what she thinks about everyone's reaction to him so far.Hi Nemlei if you are reading this
>>573695554They are so cute together
One for the Julianon lmaohttps://x.com/YamIv0ry/status/2073599226294960139
Assley for thread quality... or something I don't even know anymore
>>573700512Sisbutt always elevates threads.
>>573701432>>573700512Sisbutt and anal is the best
>>573702240Anal is actually kind of mythologized, it's not THAT great.
>>573685012Sleepy Ashley.Sleepshley, if you will.
>>573704729Can you repost that image here?
>>573700421That audio is what plays inside Julia's head 24/7
>>573704848Or I could do it myself, on second thought.
>>573665373Nembutt.
>>573703201What?!? I've actually managed to enjoy it and really it feels the best. A woman is so tight down there and the scent is simply amazing I drool at the idea of sticking my tongue deep inside Ashley's anal cavity.>>573635271Ashley should be 16 when the game begins. Her personality would make more sense.
>>573695554Cute on cutie violence. You hate to see it
>>573705021Top sister sexologists are trying to figure out how sisters are rapidly getting cuter before it reaches crisis levels.
>>573705021Ashley looks so cute with such clothes. I wonder what made her choose the shorts and black outfits instead of frilly princess style stuff.
>>573709020To look more adult
andrew showers w/ his sister to conserve water when they r in the first apartment
>>573710310I always wondered how they dealt with that. Or Ashley running out of tampons. Or Andrew feeling pent up while stuck with Ashley.
Men are making their own hussysonas now
>>573710487i think she amanorrhea or w/e the spelling is bc of being malnourished no? im sure she had plenty left bc the cabinet was well stockedim sure showering w/ her helps w/ that
>>573710487>Ashley running out of tamponsIf you check the closet in the bathroom it says it is full of toiletries, so probably didn't run out
>>573711206Fredrik mogs the boring office bossman
would wren get along w/ renee and douglas
>>573712864Depends wether he hates his parents or not.If he finds out he is inbred probz
Which one of you is posting /calg/ screenshots to the sub?
>>573713532I hate plebbitors like you wouldn't believe, so not me, slav anon.Imagine going to that shithole, honestly plebbitors should be hangled by their balls and left to rot.>>573712592Wren is such a zoomie, crying and shitting himself over the dumbest stuff. A shame he isn't a stronger man like his father or chad grandpa Graves.
>>573713532Search the name in the archives. I don't recommend giving him attention.
>>573711489Who is Fredrik?
>>573714013I mean Wren has a solid reason to cry.
>>573715346Why? I'd rather live in a commie block than spending time with plebbitors. Hell, the gulag is better!>>573713314Is Wren more similar to Andrew or Ashley personality wise?
>>573714759A fake character invented by /calg/ that >we would ship with Hussysonas. There are a few edits out there. Typically, someone would post an image from twitter where some artist replaced Ashley with their hussysona, the someone would replace Andrew with Fredrik, a bald salaryman
>>573714759
>>573715709>I'd rather live in a commie block than spending time with plebbitorsThat's because you're old and jaded. Wren wants his Nintendo Switch like the other kids, goddammit!
>>573714759/calg/ OC donut steel fat and balding ojisan who was designed as a counter to hussysona OCs some female fans paired with Andrew.>Some girl on Xitter lazily edits in-game art by replacing Ashley with a female fictional self-insert character to be with Andrew>Someone would edit the art so Andrew in turn is replaced with Fredrik. Or even make original art of the hussysona and Fredrik being happy together.He reached peak relevance when one of the anons convinced Watasi (before her disgrace) to make art of him. Eventually everyone just kind of forgot about him.
>>573716473>>573717290aww he at least looks like a nice guy desu
>>573717290>>573718572From the Coffin folder, here is one such piece of art.
>>573721174cuuutee
>>573721174It really sucks that Watasi had to go full retard.>Both prolific and skilled as an artist>Very passionate about the game>Unlike a significant portion of the fanbase outside this place, liked sibling incest in general and didn't whine about how it's only okay in fiction
>>573722347What happened to him?
>>573722491>himWatasi just shot herself
>>573722491Watasi tried to sell merchandise with her coffin art on it so Kit9 sent a cease and desist which led to her famous response of "fuck Kit9 in Oklahoma" /calg/ turned on her after that (she's 100% in the right tho, Kit9 and Nemlei are being greedy controlling assholes with their IP)
She is also a Korean 4B schizo radfem
>>573722491Her (XX-chromosomes). She got a c&d notice for selling merch from Kit9 and instead of ceasing, she continued IIRC saying she had to fulfill the orders already made. This led to an escalation, with further takedown notices. Watasi got pissed and tacitly encourged review-bombing the game on her discord, which didn't do much -- the recent reviews dropped from like 97% to 90% positive at its worst -- but it was enough for to further raise the temperature. She eventually got taken to court and is now legally bound to not interact with the game at all. Thus ends her saga.
>>573723425Women, am I right?
>>573722690raaahhh where is my brother who is extremely grabby w/ me her art is so cute come back
>>573722827>>573723425Kit9 did nothing wrong
>>573722690Sweet weaves, bro.
>>573723683Buy 40 more copies for CAT9 IN OKLAHOMA
>>573721174>>573722690Cringe OC. Would be tolerable without the INCEST label.
>>573724057the hairband idea is rly cute
You know, despite being one of her most rabid detractors during the whole saga, I kinda miss watasi.
does she have any more cute art
>>573724558What are you talking about? It's completely sane and 100% grounded in reality to walk around with a peice of clothing that says, "INCEST" across it to overtly advertise your fetish to the entire world.
>>573725608You'd be surprised
>>573725889>neck tattoo
One of the top 5 funniest things that happened due to coffin
>>573726076For me its the "ruin me" tattoo that does it. I hope Ashley gets herself a tattoo and Andrew goes ballistic
>>573726092But did she and Kit end up actually fucking? In Oklahoma?
>>573726076This is a pic of Ethel Cain btwhttps://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1lunb8y/ethel_cain_has_been_receiving_backlash_for/
>>573726092>FUCK NemleiYES PLEASE! I wonder if Nemlei looks like Ashley
>>573726976Take a pic of my fuckin balls bro
>>573381395I love Ashley and her smaller than advertised fabulous FAT TITS and ass!
>>573730537God I fucking love ass so much
>>573731172Same. Ass and A-N-A-L are the best gifts God has given humanity. That and sisters.Andrew is in his God given right to take Ashley for his personal use provided he takes responsibility.
>>573725889ok incest is legal now what
>>573731515Does Ashley have a cute pucker or a starfish? How tight is it? What is its internal scent? Damn I need a girl like Ashley Graves so badly.>>573375920Doug can hardly be classified as a man.
>>573703201I know but I'm a coombrained degenerate and wouldn't really care for buttsecks in real life (with my sister) (who exists) anyway.
>>573722347She was actually into her IRL older brother few know this
>>573725889Goddamnit Ashley stop fucking up your shirts with this all the time!
>>573733067If you haven't tried it, you're truly missing out.>>573733437Does Renee get Ashley the buy 1 get 10 for free shirts or she does care about her daughter?
>>573733682Don't reply to me faggot.
>>573733865The more negative attention you feed him, the more he'll feel compelled to spam trashysinglemomtattootrashyfeetwife shit.
>>573734387I actually say it as a joke more than anything, it sounds funny lol. And if he spams his shit even harder all the power to him, he's not nearly as annoying as he thinks he is.
>>573726976You can buy them, apparently
>>573734387>>573734750Not every post you dislike is an attempt to troll or annoy, you massive bitch
>>573735380Your posts are garbage, but I don't think you do it to be annoying on purpose nor did I suggest you do it on purpose. You post absolute garbage because it's your default state, that'd be like saying a dog shit on the carpet to annoy the owner on purpose.
>>573735638Lmao I'm not the anal poster
>>573735771I didn't say you were.
>>573732590Like half of the world lives in marriage where an adult brother and sister can legally have sex. More interesting is legalizing sibling marriage. Extremely interesting is total normalization.
>calggers are now attacking each other unprovokednemlei better release something soon or this general might wither away
>>573736785Anon, the general is already dead, we're just soultrapped.
>>573736736>Like half of the world*Like half of the world's population lives in countries where an adult brother and sister can legally have sex
>>573736904>the general is already deadWrong, we are currently experiencing a Wrenaissance.
>>573736785Stop being dramatic and stirring the pot (did the reddit reposting callout make you mad? xd)
>>573736904>guy trying to pick a fight is also a Fifth ColumnistToo predictable
>>573737478>muh fifth columnistYou know I'm right. The purpose of this general is to discuss The Coffin of Andy and Leyley. The so-called "Wrenaissance" is a complete misnomer because all interesting discussion actually pertaining to the game was almost immediately supplanted by crackshipping and masturbation, a pattern that follows basically every other topic of discussion since everyone with a scrap of dignity interested in talking about the game has essentially fucked off at this point leaving the thread to people way too dedicated to it for their own sanity and people who have at best a passing interest in the actual content of the game beyond it being a vehicle for their fetishes. I'm still here, which means I'm included in the list of people who have no self-respect, but you can't pretend like you don't notice that anything resembling halfway decent discussion is being spaced further and further apart by "filler" posts designed to keep the thread bumped or because some guy refuses to stop embroiling everyone else in his elaborate ERP.
What is the problem with Wren?
Use case for metacritique?
>>573738032NOBODY is reading allat chief, cut it down to three lines
>>573738389Nothing inherently, the issue is the discussion surrounding him. Most of the interesting, or at least topical discussion was rapidly droned under a flood of "wut if julia was single in her forties and was wren's teacher and she fucked him and den and den and den" and "wut kind of muzik wud he lissen to I bet he'd lissen to [my favorite bandz]"
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
Guy who goes on vg for serious critical analysis of video games
>>573738389He doesn't have any siblings yet!
>>573738032Imagine thinking I read any of that. /calg/ is awesome and will continue to be awesome. Cry about it
doug x andy or doug x wren? hmmm...
>>573739227LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that's too funny
Don't forget, you're here forever :^)
im reading a smut book tonight abt a brother and sister in love and it is sooo insanely hot i was never into this kinda stuff b4 but andrew and this game just changed me idk
worst general ever
>>573739620this happened to me too
>>573739494Doug x Anders
>>573739620>>573739702Y'all got off easy.Better Half made me gay
>>573740152>Better Half made me gayI think that was the abject lack of female contact. Otherwise known as prison gay.
>>573739685BUT IT'S REAL
>>573740152>Better Half made me gayMany such cases!
>>573740152
>>573735771He's not "the analposter", do not lump us honest sisbuttesecks enthusiasts with the likes of it.
>general dead all morning>everyone wakes up at the same time and hops in
>>573740454Hivemind
>>573739685maybe you should go back to the Simpsons general then-- oh, wait.... nevermind
>>573740454Did you think I was joking when I said this general was me, you, and my army of proxies?
>>573740607>sisternet internetInterley!!!
>>573740454Everyone from Kit9 studio in Oklahoma just finished work, that explains the activity
Has Ashley ever farted in front of Andrew?>>573739540F-fuck yeah!
>>573741225>girls fart
>>573741574My sister must be broken because she stinks. Can I get a refund?
>>573742927Tell her about her odor in a subtle way, give her a lovely gift basket of soaps and lotions (don't forget summer's eve)
>>573743174But its only when she farts, she once farted on my face as a prank and it made me want to puke. She has always been a bit of a tomboy and its annoying
>>573742927Real women are disappointing and disgusting things
>>573743385>She has always been a bit of a tomboy and its annoyingshut up, shut the fuck upsome of us don't even have sisters, alright? let alone tomboy sistershow dare you complain about being given literal gold, you ungrateful cocksucker
Does anyone know where I can find the complete soundtrack online to download?
>>573743946but I wasn't given gold, I was given methane and literal shit particles.if I could, Id gladly give her to you
>>573744349NTA but I feel that. Some sisterless anons forget that not all sisters are adorable angels like Kinomoto Sakura. Some of them are three dimensional
>>573744851All sisters are cute
>>573744080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blhsx3L9720
>>573739620rarrghhh
>>573745181No I meant if someone had them so I can download the tracks directly. I was able to find them on some places like Soundcloud, but that was only what was in the game from Episode 2 era. I can't find the entire soundtrack anywhere online.
>>573745281Use the application named "Burial", you can encrypt everything in the game using that.
>>573745208This general smells so much of pussy since you've come here. Can you flick your bean a little less violently next time? I can here the slimey sounds of your sessions inside my eardrums.
i see you
>>573745208Damn that's an amazing book. Would you recommend it? Also I am betting he got huge hands just like Andrew.IMAGINE how Andrew towers over Ashley and could take her whenever he wanted.>>573745775Nah, if anything her presence has improved this shitty thread.
>>573745208This book will get you stoned to death in Australia
>>573746093Rightfully so.
>>573744349a small price to pay for tomboy sisteryou are still an ingrate in my eyes
>>573746153Imagine being pro-censorship in /calg/Deeply cringe
>>573746663Sorry but that writing is so gay and self-indulgent that those who willingly partake in it must be executed.
>>573746093Based Mousetrailia
hi! artfag here once again, and this time i made another dada fanart with the bunny plushies but more in a WAY melancholic style! so what do you guys think?
>>573745775sry i just got too excited i just think abt andrew and ashley when i read it ill shush now>>573745974i definitely would its called hale and its by k webster u can read it online for free i think! im nearly finished and it took me only like a couple hoursits nice bc it jumps back and forth between the brother and the sisters pov >>573746093australia sounds gay and boring?
>>573745654This helped a lot, thanks. I was hoping someone uploaded everything to a folder somewhere but that's alright. Just extra stuff for me to work on. I wonder if any art fags made a conniving looking Coffin OST cover, I'd like to use it
>>573746895>australia sounds gay and boring?A truth few wish to acknowledge.
Moot was right about Austrialians
>>573746882Nigga it's 2:59 in a dark room, I got fucking jumpscared.
>>573747057There was talk of many things regarding a Coffin OS something something computer stuff I don't understand. It was quite nice, maybe the nerds and dorks who did it would spawn to tell you about it.
>>573747826I now realized it said Coffin OST and not Coffin OS.
>>573747826Who the FUCK is Kate, Anondy?!
>>573748008It's okay, dumbo. Easy mistake. Just trying to add Coffin's Soundtrack so I can play my favorite songs into my music library, Can't wait for the tonal whiplash of going from Black Metal/Death Metal to oldfariytales
thread theme?
>>573748146Julia. It's always Julia
>>573748146>>573746882
>>573375308Baltimore, Maryland. They kill themselves across the street from the BMI.
>>573748146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YkrDcpfW-4
>>573748359no, fuck off
>>573378907It's because you have been lied to by the jewish media that brother sister incest produces mutants.
>>573748485because of this microaggression, I will bake it with this image out of spite, suck it faggot.
>>573748579oooh you sure showed me, I already knew it was going to happen since that's what you did the last time you posted your dogshit "art," I don't care enough to make a stink about it next thread if that's what you're hoping for.
>>573748791>>573748791>>573748791
woah hey dude, please don't insult our drawfag like this. this is the exact reason why this place has became so dead nowadays
>>573748842We have actual drawfags you know
>I don't care enough to make a stink about it next threadbut you cared enough to insult the artfag for no reason, huh?
>>573748809Danke Doktor
>>573749008>You cared enough to do one thing>but not enough to do anotherImpressive deduction
>>573748985no you don't lmao
>>573749137>n-nuh uh>the only thing you have are my dogshit mspaint comps>you need to worship the ground I walk on
>>573748140You could also buy the soundtracks the songs originally came from, they might also contain songs nemlei uses in the future.
>>573746895>its nice bc it jumps back and forth between the brother and the sisters povNeat! I committed the crime of being born with a penis but I love romance novels.
