Summer Skin Edition>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450?emclan=103582791474686175&emgid=688635449342696590>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>573452875
Tried paradox for the first time she is really fun and I want to fuck her so bad.
>>573534648>Fucking Paradox>She swaps position with a dude outside your window>Now youre fucking a manAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gay sex with apollo!
>didn't get to play him a single time this patch SAD!
>cajun man shits bed>feeds repeatedly>throws a tantrum>blames everyone elsewhat causes this?
>>573534648any hero where you can just waste your ulti is automatically trash
>>573534927also sub 50% winrate heroes arent even worth learning even if you played optimally you're still a detriment to your team
Silver needs huge buffs
The goyim Venators I get>30 minutes go by>no, I cant help with rejuv I still have to farm>most souls on the team>60k souls now>I still have to farm, dont pick fight yet>gets killed by Calico in jungle every time>least dmg on team as an M1
I have been watching E6 streamers amd the gameplay is no different from my arcanist lobbys now, what the hell is going on?
>>573535137how do you even get picked just take out your crossbow that does a million dmg and shoot her
>>573534927>>573535012Meta slave post, this poster unironically watches Joe chuck
>>573534923Classic spektrus
>>573535118>silver needs huge juggsagreed
>>573535216its up to valve to balance the game properlyyeah shiv can be 44% for all i care but if a bomb throwing whore is 47% shes BAD
>>573535203They itemize slightly better
>troonver gets one (1) patch with a nerf>immediately buffed
>>573534648Her accent is so hot
>>573534483let's see what this dick can do>>573534648this will blow them to hell
Silver is still the worst hero in the game and even if they revert all the nerfs she received in the last three patches she'd be mediocre at best.
I played paradox for a while and was basically an assist slut for the whole match in every match and then I picked geist and immediately started raping people in duels after minute 20.
>>573534648t.
Does the deadlock general have no drawfags
If I have a banned hero, it should match me with players that wont use that fucking hero.fuck niggers who use drifter and fuck niggers who keep feeding him!
can someone get me a screenshot of drifter saying "i'll rape you nigga", or something to that extent, in chat?
>>573535913too busy doing ivy porn
Coming from TF2, which characters are closest to>Demoman>Scout>Soldier
>>573536008May I see it?
>>573535913If there are any in /vg/ I’m going to take a wild guess and say that they are all contained in either the gachashit or undertale generals.
>>573535913There's been a few show up but none that consistently pump stuff out.
>>573536037They need a hero who can reflect projectiles desu
Rem is an active participant in an ongoing warzone whioe carrying a weapon and assisting the enemyswhat im trying to say is that lil nigga is 100% being kidnapped and sent to a OSIC interrogation blacksite where they will pull out his finger nails and waterboard him to find out what "lots of things" his helpers have done
>>573536037>demomanNo close comparisons. Closest is Holliday or Viscious.>ScoutHaze maybe? Goes real fast and runs on the ground a lot.>SoliderHolliday again.Really not much overlap between the two games other than "Shot gun"
>>573536037>DemoAbrams (Demoknight)>ScoutBilly (Crit a cola + Atomizer)>SoldierHolliday (Mantreads + Market Gardener)
>>573536542Holiday did feel like a tf2 character actuallySo her whole thing is jumping and throwing barrels at people? Kinda cool >>573536592BASED, ok I agree
>>573535118>>573535310Her wolf form could stand to have some noticeable tits at least
What's with all the Venators that do nothing but feed all game despite having low kill participation? The hero can't be that bad.
Shiv didn't get nerfed enough
one thing marvel rivals does right is that it will put feeders into bot games so they dont hurt anyone else and they get to have fun
>>573536752boosted subhumans carried by their main, same thing as wraith mainsThey need the most broken shit possible with a 10+k soul advantage or they go 0/10
Kelvins ult should also damage enemies so it stops being a complete meme
item that hides you from creep minimap vision when?I want my lil helper creeps to not just get vaporised by the lane janny seconds later cause they saw me on the minimap
>>573535913get a grok sub unctato
>>5735377460 reason it doesnt also atleast have a arctic blast effect when fully upgraded
Kelvin's ult should give him unstoppable while inside it and also disable his gun and increase his melee damage
>>573535913i draw stuff here and there but my art isn't very goodpictured my first attempts at drawing ivy
so why does doorfaggot get a 15s ult timer if someone escapes his ult?
>que as vindicta>literally every game puts me up against characters who in some way hard counter fly in laneis this on purpose or what? they aren't swapping into me it's just the default matchmaking
>>573538045lovely hideous creature>>573538145
>DUH HUNT BEGINNNS
>>573538397HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU DO THAT
drifter question: do i go for the 4.8k spirit burger or do i take these 2 purple items out?
>>573536037You mean in function or aesthetic? I will assume function.>DemomanClosest would be a grenade focused Venator, you're backline artillery that's strong agains groups, but you'll likely not be as agile.If you're a demoknight then Abrams or any melee character.>ScoutEither Viper or Apollo, there's plethora of characters with mosquito like playstyles.>SoldierIf you mean bulky combat generalist, probably Warden, maybe Shiv for m2 movement.If you mean jumping around and dive bombing people, either Holliday or Celeste, maybe Viscous.
>>573535205calico is pretty insane right now
>>573539060calico is pretty insane right now or the calico was up 15k?
anytime I think a bit about boxes and statues I realize how stupid they are and should be removed from the game
>>573536454Wouldn't you like to know, fed boy? Wait 52 years and maybe you'll find out!
when playing support is it bad to pocket the carry
>>573539549Kill yourself
They should port over Trolldier to deadlock
>>573539753That's Viscous.
>>573539753All troonment heroes should have to trade health to troonve
>>573539669explain to me how souls and perma buffs just sitting there all over the map with no PvP or PvE interaction to acquire is good for the game.
https://litter.catbox.moe/x8wpn2dhs4icabpy.mp4
>>573538045Do you have any drawings of The Lash?
>>573539898>gets people to leave lane>roamers can still farm while staying out of sight which makes them scarier
They should port over kunai spy to Deadlock
>>573539898It's a MOBA, retard. Have you played a MOBA before? They're free, if you are farming them you're nerfing yourself. Calling them an unfair advantage just puts your own retardation in the spotlight in wanting the game to be dumbed down to your level. If you don't like it, maybe Overwatch is more your speed since you clearly want a hero shooter.
>>573540010holy fucking earrape
>>573540126>*if you aren't farming them you're nerfing yourself Goddamn autocorrect
>>573540010Fucking volume warning next time please
>>573540123>>573540126valid points but outside of maybe mid and the teleporter tunnels there is no cluster of them and no reason to contest them because you can just go almost anywhere to find more. atleast if they were only found in certain areas then maybe they can be purposely contested instead only by accident.
>>573540258>>573540329wasn't even that loud fucking zoomers
unironically i think they should bring in the Merasmus mechanic from TF2 to Deadlock
>>573540392the point is to make you traverse the map to maximize soul gains, which puts you more at risk
>>573540258>>573540329Pussy ass bitches
what do I do as billy when the enemy decides to just deathball and using any of my abilitys just gets me RAPED and GAPED?
>>573540392So the idea is you /can/ get them from that but they're inefficient compared to team goals, walkers, sinners, or items like Golden Goose Egg. You aren't going to be getting much out of them compared to those methods but they help bulk you up. By your own logic all of those need to be removed from the game which would basically turn it into a hero shooter, which this game is not.
>Win a match>Enemy goes "sweating in a closed beta is a bigger L than losing a match">realize he's right>soured my win
>>573540591TIME TO GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
>>573540028no i hate the lash
>>573540758thats the problem though! I just eat every cooldown and CC the moment I ram rush in then die
>>573540951did you put the point in your ult so you get 40% resists when you channel it
>>573541054yeah but using my ult on the deathball seems counter productive as I either bring them all on top of me or I chain drag em into my team
squeeze rem as he screams in pain his entrails bursting out of his body hahahahah
>>573540436>>573540486kill yourself nigger you scream like a girl getting rapedyour parents await the day you either move out or kill yourself
>>573540476>Mid-Boss has arrived!>Truce! No enemy damage allowed during the truce!
>>573541620I bet you don't even know who vagineer is you ear virgin zoomer
>>573541224well you're supposed to have people backing you up with that and you dont have to engage deathballs alone
add a new objective where you have to complete resident evil like puzzles by collecting artifacts from around the map
>>573541528this but instead of rem its my penis and instead of entrails its my semen, also its silver doing the squeezing
patch all the gay inconsistent movement bugs
>>573540010kek
My favorite characters :3>Viscous>Holiday>Bebop r8 my taste!
>>573543139you are literally a biological woman
>>573543139Hang yourself immediately
Should I be maxing bell and then door first as doorman? Im starting to realize the cart and ult isn't that useful early on while the door allows you to play around the walkers while they're still alive.
>>573543729max door first bro#joechuck#epiccheck out my tik tok compilation
is there an easy build for viscous or is he always hard
>graves buffed>for no reason>despite being a S++ pickYup... That's 80+GB of free space on my PC
holy fuck i got a dream teamprobably best deadlock match i've had yet, we had full communication at all timesthat was real fun
>>573541962>hidden curse event>amogus order puzzles in a life leeching area>find and quell the curses in time or your teams souls are unsecured for 2 minutes>winning team has 2-3 but losing team has 1>each room curses 1 player>each death lowers the count if cursed
yea....
FIYAH BURN EM
>>573544423my worthless drunkard werewolf wife
>>573544091Savor it. Very rare to see it.
>>573543929Rescue beam and a ton of splat spam items.
pizza skin for viscous when
>>573541620You tagged two different people, and I didn't make the MP4, retard. All I was saying is you're a pussy ass bitch.
killstreaks like predator missle and ac130 would spice the game up i think
>>573546245i should be able to noobtube my way into a nuke as well
>>573543729Maxing cart first is a meme, it once was good when you couldn't dispel it. You get way more value by getting two points into bell first, max door so you can pressure walkers constantly.
They should add a third objective but this one is also for broolers. But it's a 1v1 brool in the sky in a mini-arena with hidden king/archmother themed aesthetic. The point of the 1v1 is there is a super buff which is basically a limit test for your two most fed players on your team whoever wins the 1v1 or if it goes uncontested will get +2 permanent buffs and a 160 mega-steroid bridge buff that combines all bridge-buffs into one. Yes, it is a snowball mechanic we love this in deadlock.
>Go into wolf form>Cant dive into themWhats the point?
Could you imagine if the next hero batch has fathom/wrecker/trapper/raventoo kino for yoshi unfortunately, will get 4 mina clones instead
my objective idea: a large breasted anime woman descends from the sky descends upon mid bridge and spawns a power orb located within your base. Upon delivering the orb to her, she takes off her bra and allows you to smell it while breastfeeding you and saying "yosh yosh babu~~~" and "mommys here she loves you"she does not grant souls or buffs otherwise
Who is the best rooflock abuser?
I genuinely had three matches in a row where someone on my team left the game, i'm cursed
>>573547770>i'm cursedbuy debuff resist tard
Maxing out sandblast first on mokrill is freelo
>Splatter nerfed>Puddle punch nerfed>Goo ball nerfedOkay I guess I'll uhhh I guess uhhhhhh yeah I guess I'll
Graves ult reworked>no longer spawns zombies>now has an aura around it which prevents allied players from going below 1hpSimilar to wraith king ult from dota, thoughts?
>>573549212cube is a free rejuv for anyone on your team
>shiv all-around nerfed>still retarded op>set shiv to avoid>still get shivs in my gameyoshi tongue my anus
>>573549807Oh yeah I forgot I'm glad they made a really fun hero and then chained it to eshift for anyone on his team and then raped his other three abilities in service of it
>>573550158they also paid thousands for a A list voice actor and put a tranny filter over it
I genuinely don't understand how the entire community doesn't hate Rem. Everything about him is so extremely anti-fun>Laning against Rem>Wanna get the healing trooper>Too bad the healing trooper was healed to full hp just as you were about to kill it, its now also extremely tanky and actively trades damage with you>Trade positively or even with the enemy lane>Too bad, they healed to full hp (30 sec cd)>Eight minutes is here, hope you're ready to run around the map and get your sinners because in 1 minute Rem will have stolen all of them>Also its midgame now so there will always be one lane permapushed by his helpers, hope you don't lose rift because he can buff the black troopers and instakill your walker>Also never try to do midboss if he's alive because he has a gigantic, unstoppable teamwide stun that guarantees it gets stolen>Oh and btw this is all with him spamming support items on you that are 2x more effective and making his team's Abrams have double EHPcancer fucking character
>>573550595>Rem goes to steal sinners>Overextends in his greed>Go kill squishy character with zero ability to escape anyone or anything outside of an ally coming within range>Get a free bag, usually 1k+I hate Rem, when someone else is playing him because he keeps feeding fat bags to the enemy.
am I griefing myself by buying Enduring Speed on 99% of my builds?
not enough mina artwork in these threads
>>573551510ill tell you what made me stop using itits essentially a crutch item for bad movement, learn movement slop and you free up a slot for something better
I will probably die of laughter when they nerf tankbuster, the worst item in game, in the item rebalance update just because its bought by 90% of the playerbase on every hero
>>573550139Shiv is never going to be anything other than overpowered since he is one of the dev's pet characters, alongside Celeste. The only reason she isn't currently picked much is that she sucks at AoE slop fights for the rift.
>>573551954>AoE slop hero sucks at the AoE slop fightwhat? she can spam tons + her ult
>>573552070She's bad at actually holding down the rift area, since it requires you to stay inside of it and Celeste's entire character is flying around the entire map like a gigantic faggot. You can't do that in rift fights.
When the fuck are they nerfing that sandnigger mirage
>>573551918the only thing I can't really do is edge/corner boosting, and the pixel perfect zip tech.
>>573552162Never, they're too busy tweaking Shiv (he's going to be even more overpowered next 'rework')
>shiv surviving in our spawn by constantly dashing>kills 2 people in our spawnawesome character
>>573552203Edge/corner boosting is honestly completely retarded and should be removed alongside most of the 'advanced' movement tech that is also just bug abuse.
>>573552380like crouch spamming and the wall slide? I consider those bugs that will be patched. what happened to the slowing you down when you spam crouch that was the hotfix for infinite ammo?
>>573552495Honestly, they just need to gut the movement in this game. It's got so many retarded little things in it that there is a wiki (operated by transexuals) that details every single 'tech' that is just another bug to abuse. It's so tiresome.
>>573552156ok? all she needs to do is drop her tranny ball and win the fight automatically without even being in the zone. much like poocket
>>573552625The ball is pretty obnoxious but it's still nowhere near as broken as Affliction, since it doesn't turn off healing entirely and you can just go hide in the cuck corner if the ball is targeting you/on you and it gets canceled.
>>573552683exactly so if your team has to flee the koth because her balls are on you celeste can win the koth easily
>>573552793It's nowhere near as powerful as Affliction, even if it can force a person or two out of the area, it also doesn't last as long as Affliction does.
>we have Chain Frost downplayers nowi wish seekers would just stop posting
I am Dynamo player, I am Haze player, I am Wraith player, I am Geist player, I am Vindicta player. Ppl said that I should be banned in 130 countries
>>573547238they could literally add sex to the game and yoshi would find a way to ruin it because some pocket main complained about taking too long to get his turn on the girl
>tfw you make a Venator rage so hard in laning phase as Vindicta that he rushes phantom strike and solo ults you all game
>Shiv is awful to play against>Mirage is awful to play against>Yamato is awful to play against>Holliday is awful to play againstWhy do I still play this shit
I'm playing wraith and going egg>monster rounds>qsr>cultist>ricochet every game
>>573540010you have to be 18 to post here
>>573553906And infernusAnd billyAnd sinclair
Shiv was fun for like a week before they threw him in the trash again.
>>573547157all of those except for trapper sucked ass to play in the 'abs and will look unrecognizable once they release (aka the calico treatment).
I hate the rift so much. It ruined the game. If you don't get it the first time you lose the game.
for some reason the rift interface doesnt appear for me anymore
I highly encourage that you watch at least part of this matchhttps://youtu.be/w1uZhMsLbCIThis is the most oracle looking E6 lobby i have ever seen. Its just so bizarre. The enemy team is borderline intentionally feeding, zero coordination, their comp is completely awful. Vegas is laning into viscous paige. Its genuinely baffling to think about how any player in this lobby is genuinely still better than 98% of all players.
>>573554881buy an ad lil blud
>>573554881ranks are fake. e6 are just oracles with 3k hours lil gup
I think doorman should've been a doorwoman instead.
>3 stack with friends>two of us are Eternus>other one is low Phantom>any time I get the Phantom as my lane partner he's on Haze and does 0 fucking damage>never ever stacking up fixation, only taking trades if he lands a dagger. otherwise he's passive as fuck.>lose every lane with him for obvious reasonshow do I tell this guy >hey, just fucking shoot them and keep shooting them until they fuck off to cover or you get 40-80 fixation stacks then just shoot them to deathwithout sounding like a cunt
>>573555695give him a pre-game blowjob to put him at ease
>>573555695thats exactly how you should phrase it, maybe minus the swear
>winning the game>pocket and GT refuse to group up for 20 minutes (it's already 35 minutes) >get repelled as we try to end the game>lose because it's now 55 minutes and the game is a coinflipstupid fucking teammates
>>573556062ive won many games because the enemy wraith literally never teamfights
>>573555695>>573555859You could also add that he needs to be more aggressive and he's giving up way too much space to the enemy team. What you're saying is literally only a problem if you sound like you're tilted as fuck when you do it rather than earnestly trying to give advice. Or if he's a complete aimlet, is being passive because he sucks, and can only play ultbot Haze. But even then he'll only get better by trying.
>>573555859Idk, it sounds kinda "elitist" and backseaty...>>573556350he was a fucking GM Widow main, I know this dude can fucking aim. but he just sits 9 miles behind me and never abuses how disgusting haze fixation is on off angles.
>>573556441thats because it is, but if its driving you crazy then its the only play
dead serious whats the fucking counter to shiv.slowing hex does fucking nothing to stop his 30000 knivs and healingsilences just get dispeledbloodletting makes him fucking impossible to kill even with %bleed damagegenuinely more braindead hero than fucking mo & krill
>>573556441>GM xister GM in rivals is literally oracle level, anyone can get to GM even with a 45% wr
>>573535913only watersports art
Dead game lol.
The Shiv player I know keeps downplaying...
>>573557287>play in NA>always can get a batch even at 4AMSucks to be a South American
>hook up with a trans woman >talking about vidya>"Yeah, I like deadlock! What rank are you, anon?">Tell her i'm ritualist>She fucking laughsFUCK YOU FORCED 50 VALVE AGENTS FOR MAKING A TRANNY 5 WHOLE RANKS ABOVE ME FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOOOU
why exactly did they buff mirage ult cd lol, he has his permanent Diviners Kevlar shit gimmick available again
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N37Fk82vFIUI don't care what anyone says, Bomber Ivy in late game absolutely rapes. I will enable my team and there is nothing you can do. When the enemy team starts getting PTSD flashbacks you're doing it right.
>>573556886get in a fight with monkewait til he throws like 3-4 daggers in youpress dispel magicdo not chase monke into a hallway
>start game of deadlock>side lane both die before first wave even arrives
still insane how yamato can fly through buildings with her 2
>When she arrived stateside, the contact her brother was supposed to meet greeted her and her retinue. Unfamiliar with the gender of Japanese names, the man addressed her as Yamato. She thought to correct him, but decided that the best way to keep her brother's memory alive was to take his name and live out his dream.YAMATO TRANS CONFIRMEDYAMATO TRANS CONFIRMEDYAMATO TRANS CONFIRMED
>>573558787The animation is deceptive to what she's actually doing, think of it more like a blink than a grappling hook..
>>573557287Waited 10 minutes in queue just for our blue lane to be mossad agents personally sent by Netanyahu and Ben Givir.
>>573559175>playng multiplayer games in dead hoursyou asked for this
>>573556886There is no counterplayAntiheal is copeJust run away from the monkey unless hes alone and youve got numbers on him
new rivals season out tomorrow probably 5-10% more people will leave making matchmaking even worse
>>573556886curse
>>573543729max bell then cart>maxxing door 2nd to spliti dont think its necessary since there are better heros to split/put the nw on, you can catch waves but i like roaming w/ him. if no one else is farming the waves i guess its fine? i feel like sneaking a walker doesn't really matter unless you cant do anything else (which you can on doorman)
>>573559601cope
Remove the melee damage from Bebop's hook, it only serves to make any kind of melee build on him useless.
>>573560390>free crushing fist stack is.... le badlifestrike and snatch already get triggered by uppercut (light melee ability) so if you wanted these 2 items, they were garbage anyway
>0 objective damageHow? How do you not even accidentally graze a tower at some point
>>573559210>your fault for playing when normies are at work>your fault for playing when normies got home from work>your fault for playing when normies are sleeping>your fault for playing before normies wake up
>>573561396Yes. You need to learn some personal accountability.
Flopping tranny deadcock.
i bought trans cooldown for my echo shard (imbued upon sticky bomb) and tankbuster
https://www.twitch.tv/vegas/clip/OriginalOnerousTildeImGlitch-MlwVTosp5yOjcppd
>>573562095eternus 6 awaits you
>never look at rank>never one trick>pick a new hero every time I get bored of the current oneThis is how you have fun in Deadlock.
>>573562812t. arcanist
>>573562095blueberry iv awaits you
>>573562879Nope, not gonna make me look.
>- Urn talking frequency increased from every 8s to every 6s>- Urn talking sound distance increased (easier to hear a nearby Urn Runner)
>drifter mark nerfed>drifter gun BUTCHEREDI don't understand, what THE FUCK DO YOU WANT YOSHIHE'S ALREADY DEAD, PLEASE STOP
>>573563674Welcome to Deadlock 'balancing' we pick a character with a sub 50% win rate and buff them to be a rapist for a week or two then rape them in a dark alley afterwards.
>>573563730if everyone is op no one is xd
Paige is built...
>>573563730theyre gathering DATA bro how else would they know if u give a guy 100x damage he becomes good but if you give him -100x damage hew becomes bad bro????
>>573563856Yeah but they're not even doing that because 1/2 to 1/4 of the cast exist as rape victims waiting for their turn at the peak of the rapist cycle.
>>573563925they're doing some real serious thunkin' over there
>>573563856the most recent patch was all nerfs though besides small graves buffs
how do hollifags feel about their keg nerf?
g..gomenesai......
can we mass report this player for toggling aimbot on infernus after throwing massive hissy fit in game: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199167712495
>>573564052>NerfsThe nerfs in question>Lowered value by 0.01% :^)
>>573564052they lowered mirage ult cd, so you can have permanent diviners kevlar barrier againhe unironically buffed mirage for no reason
>>573563058
how come people don't build radiant regeneration on seven?i often see people pickup a 3.2k survivability item on him like fortitude, radiant regen seems like a good fit
>>573564180they nerfed drifter's gun growth by 15% retard
>>573564448Fortitude works better if you are constantly farming
>>573564108Marvel rivals has 10 times better character designs because the chinks understand that women only look good when they're sexualised.
how do you hit anything with sinclair's one when everyone is zooming around the map
i thought my giant hitbox would stick out
>>573564565Okay Wang you can stop samefagging now
>>573564614enjoy gooning to whatever this abomination is I guess.
>>573564582point blank echoshard>muh dubble wubble wabbits!yeah 2 hexes is op
>>573564725>admitting he only plays rivals to goonshameful chang
>>573564725>>573564565>sex sex sex porn boob penis sex ass sexdo you want to play a video game or watch porn? by the way this site is 18+
>>573564870>>573564886Seethe
>>573564937I wish Miku still looked like this
>check patchnotes>see picrelOUR PATCHES ARE MADE BY ILLITERATE INDIANS
>>573554727rift barely matters anonhalf the time i just push the opposing walker
Dota 2's Behavior Score system is also in deadlock by the way, just not visible to the player.The lower your behavior score, the more you are matched with similar low behavior score ''people'' (this translates to a LOT more losses)
>matchmaking is based on skill and you're le only constantWrong.>matchmaking is based on punishing people who have a history of criticising Israel by matching them with IDF mossad agents and troglodyte farm animalsCorrect.
Yoshi is actually a retard why buff haze when there's no way to counter invis
>>573566351that means there's a lot of russian mossad agents
>>573564448Cause he's not actually fighting fort lets him run away faster. radiant also does not help him after he ults which is when he wants the most sustain since he's sitting there in the open getting molested
>>573566512>radiant also does not help him after he ults>50hp/s regen on top of lifesteal doesn't help
>>573566443and now you finally see the truth
>>573564789>giving the enemy not one, but two movement speed buffs to get away from your sissy punches
>>573566432It's because Zerggy was seething about how shit non ult bot Haze is on stream, fixation stacks on landing the dagger is the exact change he was asking for.
gunshit ruined deadlock
is fortitude or veil walker on pocket goodi find myself resetting often and i feel like that cuts into my map presence, being able to heal without basing would be nice but idk if that's been tried and there's a reason i don't often see it
is silver back?
Who is the best hero for roof abuse?
why buy fortitude when you can just buy extra health debuff reducer enduring speed
>>573567072No
>>573566686Then remove her ult, it's retardedly strong right now genuinely no counterplay. Cant gank her she sleeps you. Cant defend against her cause she rapes anyone alone. Cant see where she is cause invis. Cool
>>573534483She will never ever ever ever ever have a costume like that in game ever because valve is a jewish, feminist, liberal, anti freedom, anti free expression, pro censorship company and deadlock is jewishly designed censoredslop for feminist liberal subhumans with an assembly line fetish.
>>573566616you kinda get the same hp/sec from spirit lifesteal, which is half the price and builds into infuser
>my calico constantly dives and dies>lose gamek
>>573567029No, you don't need them, you can clear waves with literally 0 possible counterplay from the enemy team on Pocket and get solo heals from creeps that way.
>>573567723If they were good dives you could've followed her up, but they probably weren't.
Mcginnis, Viktor and Pocket, among others, just get to have retardedly strong guns for no fucking reason.
>>573567831why do you think they should have bad guns?
>>573567883not that anon but its a little silly that some heroes get very straightforward guns to shoot and some heroes get props from wild wild west
i cant stand this fucking spirit slop garbage
>feed Silver in lane>wait until she gets cocky and starts doing retarded shit>buy disarming hex and farm herIt really is that easy.
>check what I died to>whole damage recount is 10 different spirit abilities tossed in my directionAt least shoot at me a little, this is getting silly
le passive spirit dmg
>>573568562erm have you tried pressing shift before he throws a knife at you???
>>573567831McG gets a strong gun because she's a fat slow area denial character and if her gun sucked they'd have to buff the rest of her kit to compensate(noone wants this, any time turrets and ult are overtuned the game is miserable)The raw dps numbers are misleading anyway, the fixed windup time and shit spread means if you're in a situation where you have to do any movement that spins you down or have to shoot someone outside of spitting distance her actual damage plummets.
>>573568665
why do people praise Valve for being a genius game developer when they can't even detect that a Level 0 Account made a month ago is a fucking smurf? surely even a child understands that an account that ones only one game is going to be a smurf and not some fucking Roblox player who finally decided to install Steam because of Deadlock
>m1ggers trying to pass the blame to spirit againFuck off to CS.
>>573568979There are actually new players that only make a steam account to play deadlock. They do have some detection for it but it's impossible to correctly calibrate instantly. Even if they are a smurf and valve knows it... smurf for what rank? THere are dumbfucks in seeker who make alts
>>573569238they should just instantly ban someone who has two accs on one hwidi dont give a fuck about some 13 year old kid sharing computer with his brotheradult people have tons of games on their accs so its fine
>>573567723>play literally any hero>enemy laners both low>possibly one already dead>pressure them up front or pincer them from behind>my ally just sucks off the guardian the whole time>what would've been a free kill for both of us and granted additional lane pressure has now turned into a 1v2 as the lane reinforces and my partner is off in buttfvck nowherei'll be the villain to >>573567791 and say you pussed outi've seen enough comatose paraplegic passive lane partners and hyper aggressive trenbalone fvck machines to know you went weak tiddy on him and fed him to the wolveseven if it's the worst dive you've ever seen, you should be ride or die for your lane partner, none of this wishy-washy iced green tea latte sippin "lemme PvE all game, uguuuu~" baby shit
>Shiv gets to not be a throw pick for a week>Immediately nerfed into a gutter after streamers complain
>N-n-no you HAVE to throw away your life for some dumb fuck rando
>>573537783Casting spells does not reveal, only m1 does. Creep do have vision but it’s pretty limited, you can also just cast helper from behind a veil and it won’t show. The invis also hides from creep so perhaps veilwalker rem is a thing so you can rotate stealth after placement
>>573569507you could've intervened, saved his life, and been the hero of the storywe could all be fvcking slobbering over you right now as the lane partner we wish we had - the goddamn gigachad who throws down and knows how to hustle kicking ass and taking namesbut NO, you're just a doodoo crybaby, go sit behind the walker and play with your DOLLS
>>573568562>13s in the thorns You were afk
>>573570490thats like 2 sec btw
theres literally nothing yyou can do against a vindicta
>>573570657go inside??? hello?
>win 3 games>gain 1 rank>lose 1 game>lose 1 rank>win 1 game>dont gain a rankthank you fletcher dunn for your chatgpt matchmaking
>>573570657Flight is pretty aids in lane but it’s a per hero thing, if you haze dagger or bebop hook she’s basically trash. Just swap if your a shotgun hero
>>573570657Just buy three knockdowns bro
>>573571353she has like 30s flight a billion dmg 10 charges ultia root that does a billion dmgi dont know what crows does honestly but everyone also buys titanic mag and she just flies over new york like its 9/11 and shoots you no matter where you go
>>573567079Sinclair>>573567181Slot limit
>>573571463like every guide buys fortitude after gun spike so at most you're sitting on 5 items with 3 1600 gun, 1 1600 green and fort but its likely a cultist in there so 4 slots wow
>>573571590>every guide buys fortitude after gun spikeproofs?no one goes past extra health, period
Half the roster right now have kits that are so obnoxiously frustrating to play against that they're not allowed to ever be balanced or good.Graves and Infernus are probably the worst offenders.
>>573566351this anya tranny actually lost his mind for being reminded that hes in fact the only constant
>>573571353bebop hook doesnt interrupt flighthook from mid-long range is also pretty reactable, and flight has high air control and movespeed so you can just dodge the hook for free
>>573571937>Anno Domini 2026>people still seethe at Infernus, the most straightforward and easy to counter carry with both his dash and m1 buildsthe only M1 who's simpler than him is Venator what the fuck are you niggers smoking
hello laning buddy you have full hp why arenty you helping me kill the 10% enemy heroes
>>573572227t. nigfernus main who's downplaying him. you are a boosted seeker currently in oracle
>>573571937Press Q dumb nigga
>>573572317i'm farming bawkses lane pardnerwe can kill 'em later
>>573572317meanwhile my lanes:>hello laning buddy you are 1/3rd hp and just used two stamina why are you trying to trade the full HP Drifter
buff graves gun dps why does it tickle compared to like warden or venator
>>573572490>compared to like wardenwarden's gun was overnerfed, now he's just a tank
>>573572227Dash infernus single-handedly made games miserable a few patches ago. In fact he was so broken that I only realised how free he was when I tried him myself.
>>573572557Seekertard...
>>573572227Ven only appears to be simple, if he was actually simple like seven then he wouldn’t be permanently sub 50% wr
>>573572227he has the same issues as wraith, where sure on the surface theyre just an m1 but the fact they have such a strong escape tool allows them to shove and farm with little danger without a very coordinated gank
> Stopped playing when KOTH urn became a thing> Geist still not buffed or viable
>>573534648her voice is pure sex
>>573572636He’s right, you are anchored to old warden, nuwarden just builds beef and locks people down
>>573573019Seeker-kun...
>>573573019Geist honestly needs a cleanse, pros say her scaling is good but that’s only because of malice, you can only spam malice with a lot of healing, ergo anti heal cucks her to death
They just need to make Geist's drain an actual ability. Maybe give it 2.5x spirit scaling or something.
Anti-heal items should show up as effective damage in the damage charts so people can see how effective/ineffective they are
Make geist's ult work in AoE and succ everyone in range for a duration, making all her other abilities ignore anti-heal and have no health cost
I FUCKING CANT DUDEPARTICIPATE IN A FUCKING KILL ONCE IN YOUR USELESS LIVES
>>573573512ALL debuff contribution should show up in stats
>>573573807This looks completely average
>>573574695to seeker's eyes, yes
>>573574950Let's see your 8 kills you opted to crop out
>>573571992Obsessed.
i cant dude im playing with bots enemy team is walking into mid everyones alive both sides and they just walk around like creeps
Anyone who plays this game is a censorship supporting kiketard
Get to the part where you cry about parries
>spirit bebop>put bomb on someone>...>you now do nothing for the next 9 seconds???
>wraith, haze, gun warden, vyper, infernus, seven and venator still shitting up the gameGun nerfs when?
>"maybe now I can find piss"is Victor into waterworks?
not a single rank was gained here
never because gun is only overpowered in pee elo where nobody punishes retarded positioning so you get to stand there shooting your gun in the enemy's face for 15 consecutive seconds if you play m1ggers in human elo and you're out of position for 1 second you get stunned and explode
>>573575890You run around like a lunatic and melee people, positioning yourself for good uppercuts and hooks.t. just topscored as bombop last game
>>573576361match id?
yes yes very balanced yoshi permaflight nigger with infinite range and a machine gunfuck just give this dogshit character an ana type gun
surely ill get out of emissary soon
>>573576658Your phantom strike?
>>573576872yep let me just jump into 5 spirit niggers
>>573577075Your spirit resist?
I'm one tricking my two negative carrot mina
>>573576802Glicko’d
>>573576530I'm an ascendant noob, go watch better players like Notselfaware or whatever spirit Bebop eternus games you find on statlocker. The general idea is that when you're in the shit and can't hit and run, you yank and uppercut people in obnoxious, disorienting ways. I personally love short range hooks and then spinning them 360 degrees at the end of the reel in. I also run bomb on mousewheel down with instant cast. Witchmail should be your second tier 4 after echo shard.
delicious borgor
guess his rank
>>573578397in his defense abrams gun is so awful for denying orbs. i can more reliably deny as paige than abrams past 15m
whys my nigger shiv afk with full hp when they dive me? hmmm yoshi
>>57357868698 brool games :^)
Name 1 (one) reason why Sinclair is MVP and I'm not.
>>573579229>gun sinclairHe got it for being more based than you
>>573579229>gun sinclair lobbySeeker-kun...
>>573579336but he was feeding during the lane phase like a motherfucker, like 1-8-2, and we were loosing because of him at first
i like this, you like this, we like this
>>573579416I dropped from Oracle to Emissar in a few days, you can't tell me Yoshi didn't do nuffing with the matchmaking in recent days it got worse
>>573579229Game winning off meta ult theif vs the stat padded
IM SO SICK OF AFRAID RTETARD REFUSING TO GO KILL LIKE IM 12 DEATHS NAD I HAVE SAME NET AS YOU DFYING 4-5 TIMES WITH A BAG WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING
>>573579649It’s better actually you deserved emmisary
>>573579864Surely they won't parry your 13th attempt at heavy meleeing the first enemy you see, Billy-san!
I still remember the goosebumps I felt when they added the hidden king and archmother. First game I loaded in as victor on the hidden king side and the music and voice line were orgasmic>WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR VICTOR? YOURSELF, OR A STRANGER?
>>573579552Corner boosting and edge boosting has got to go. This shit looks ridiculous
>>573580112>aaah help me I'm tall and strong I can't live like thiswhat's Victor's problem?
>>573580085not even worth getting into why im right these people have no map awareness or understanding of how strrong their heroes are
>>573580391Too much pussy syndrome, without the thrill of the chase he is perpetually in an existential crisis of meaning
>>573580391he is a fantasy personification of a mutt having crippling identity issues, it is actually a deep critique of a modern multi-ethnic society
>>573580391His creator forgot to give him a penis so he can't take advantage of his good looks
another win another no rank up fucking christ valve im 6-1
new gamefirst thing my abrams does? gets parried on his literal first actionon his second attempt to be useful he goes in 6 fucking creeps and no spellslegit hes 3 first and just goes in
>>573579552Whenever I see some specimen like this I just rush Phantom Strike, literally point&click.So far I have never had a game where there were two of them on the enemy team.
>>573577759>gifdid he died?
>>573564440
>>573582518Dating range, KDA is 3 numbers.
>come back after weeks of not playing>first game is a 2 and 8 doorman throwing the gameevery time i come back to this game I regret it
>>573553906More than half the cast are not fun at all to play against, it's a complete design failure on the part of the devs by powercreeping the shit out of half the cast and ignoring the rest. Powercreep never ends up being good. Ever.
i give upabrams players are legit the worst thingg ever 0 impact 0 lane 0 late
paige is legit op why does no one mention that?
>>573579229>some retarded fuck playing bomb geistyou're barely even a blip on the game's relevance think about that
>>573556886Shiv has no counters, he has never been balanced, and never will be. Your best bet is to simply stop playing the game until the balance is less atrocious... so check back in I dunno, 100 years?
>>573583121she's often piloted by retards and women so it balances out
>>573563730Except characters like Shiv, Mirage, Wraith, Ivy, Kelvin, and Victor, who are allowed to stay overpowered due to being the favorites of someone on the dev team.>>573563856Yeah except for the fact that like half the cast is dogshit and the other half are rapists.
>>573583121
>>573580112IM LOWKEY EVIL
>oh boy time to play deadlock!>on a losing streak>hm I wonder why>check games and in almost everyone of them there's a smurfing retard duoI hope this game loses all its players these devs just spin a wheel on who to buff oops a character that isnt wraith haze victor or shiv is above b tier? hit them with a nerf these devs can go keep smoking crack
>>573564582You don't, it has been powercrept by movement faggotry.
>>573567831>>573568618McGinnis has a terrible gun though. It used to be good but then it got nerfed over and over again and it's only useful in laning now.
>>573572227Venator is not simple because he doesn't have some retarded movement ability that lets him teleport out of any danger for free every 15-25 seconds.
wow i love it my teammate abandons me in a 2v2 whjen i chunk 80% of their health in 2 sec
HOW CAN YOU FAIL AT BEING USEFUL WITH THIS BUILD I DONT GET IT
>>573579552Corner/edge boosting is so fucking retarded that it really should just be removed, it doesn't add anything to the game besides making it obnoxious to shoot people.
>>573584029It floors me how Venator has one of the strongest overall M1 kits but he still ends up being one of the worst winrate M1 heroes just off of not having a get out of jail free card for when you position like a retard
>>573584525>>573584029Sirs your warp stone?
>>573584525It's because he, like Seven, is an actually honest character. The difference is that Seven scales with spirit and has gigantic AoE stuff so he's always going to be relevant, while Venator's only AoE requires you to land a really weird grenade.Also his traps are mediocre so he's basically playing with -1 ability half the time.>>573584590Warp Stone is an item, not a part of his kit. It also isn't anywhere near as good as Wraith's stupid teleport, Celeste's overtuned movement, Haze going invisible, Mirage having two tornados that make him invincible while flying across half the lane,
What if ivy had armored core dashes and like a gabillion stamina?
Lol this game never changes no matter how much times they le nerf shiv le buff this character +29 to cooldown le tier 2 is now -10 seconds the game never changes
>>573549507Graves ult reworked>no longer spawns zombies>now has a stink aura around her feet which knocks out enemiesSimilar to rem ult but it spreads into a wider range
>>573583382It's life drain Geist and I can 1v3 you dingus
>>573584214surelky hues on line soon maybe hell get phgantom strike agaisnst vindixccta
>>573561338why did you even bother posting this KNOWING that you're the worst player on the team by far?
>>573585184but it's an alpha, you can't complain about atrocious balance!
>>573585234great post man really A tier stuff keep it up man
I'm a pigma male:pensive:
>>573585184What is wrong with Haze niggers in shitlo? Rem has almost twice his souls and he is trying to assassinate the him in his jungle with all other enemy players missing.
Fake fliers need to be taught a fucking lesson, lash and celeste and holliday and GT all these motherfuckers
FUCKING NIGGER GAMEI GET FUCKING STUCK IN NIGGER MID PIT BYY SSOME RETARD MECHANIC I DONT EVNE KNOW WHAT
abram
>>573586291AND WOUJLDNT YOU FUCKING GUESS IT GOING 3-1 I LOST MY RANK AGAIN STUPID FUCKING NIGGER GAMEHOW CAN YOU STAY AT RANK FOR 2 WINS AND LOSS IT ON ONE
>>573586291>SSOME RETARD MECHANICHey, her name is McGinnis and shes very smart
>>573586403fuck this reddit ass hero
>>573579552>gains more height and momentum from schmooving than any stamina item will grant youi'll be honest, i suck at schmoovementbut even if i was really really good at it, i feel like this would still irritate the shit out of melike i swear you could noclip hack around the map and no one would bat an eye thinking it's some obscure retarded new corner tech, that's how stupid this is
>>573580391Imagine one day you wake up without any memory and you have the face of a tranny
>>573586473hawhahahayzehnesdazwhqawfheaszdxgrfhedfthnh im losing itive gone 3-1 at this rank twice it just deranks me as soon as i lose then refuses to rank me up
>>573586403>the melee fakeouts vs celeste>waiting out her double jumps to catch her with chargechefs kiss abramsbro
>>573586775>my team's abrams>>573586403>the enemy team's abrams
>>573586619no anon its random that on your rank up game you get an abrams going 0 and 12 no anon its random that when you lose one game you're suddenly thrust into seething russian central and now will proceed to lose 5 games in a row its random its a beta its an alpha its a pre-alpha its a prototype its a concept stop complaining
>>573586775Melee just requires too much mindgames and conditioning to be effective with and even then it's 100% impossible to be completely consistent you can only swing the odds in your favor by baiting enough parries to make them question if they should even go for it
>>573586291just got stuck after dashing into the wall iggreat game yoshi im sure it'll do well
>>573587064alpha testpress escape and unstuck herodon't forget to report it on the dev forums with the match id and timestamps, if you care about these things being fixed, that is
Is the game legit fun or you are all just 20yo without a job and infinite free time?Only two people I know who play deadlock are exactly like that. Keep pestering me to play with them. Maybe I gotta try, at least to understand half the memes they send me.
>>573587064oh and my abrams didnt ulti the rejuv wcyd too hard too play this hero i guessfeeds in lane with the fattest body in the gamenever charges anyonesomehow dies with permalifesteal
>>573586403>enemy team is complimenting you>your team is silentyou had silver on your team so you probably lost this anyways and silver probably blamed paradox or something while going 2 and 12
>>573587264yeah imma unstuck while im getting gangraped by yamato and silver thanks anon im sure wasting a rejuv and losing the game cuz i wasnt albe to play was a great experience
>>573587451my team was actually going crazy in voice comms saying echo shard needs to be deleted from the game and also we won
>>573587324>Is the game legit fun or you are all just 20yo without a job and infinite free time?Are you implying having spare time necessitates someone playing something they do not find fun? That makes no sense.
>>573586403
>>573587324It was kind of fun but nonstop bad patches have ruined the game and only dedicated autists or retards with sunk cost are staying around.
>>573587324i like itits fun
>>573588456hey alrightand thanks
>>573588530BAGOOSH get parried bitch
>>573587324I mostly play street brawl but I hop on almost every dayI will play the main mode when it's a bit more complete and polishedGame is good otherwise
Adding negatives to make a positive makes no fucking sense "Yeah, bro. Just add two things that don't exist and then you have something that exists." Deadlock
Name one (1) hero where buying sharpshooter AND point blank is actually pretty good on
>>573589076Negatives are a direction lil gup if you turn around twice you're facing front again
you know what's funnier than a haze debuffing you and pressing ult? her hitting 2 daggers and you just die with 5 headshots
>>573589327its crazy that daggers do so much damage on top of the fixation stacksthey really need to remove the damage if theyre gonna add 15 stacks (especially since echo shart exists)hope on day they change her ult to cash out fixation stacks as opposed to applying them too
>>573589076You don’t add them stupid you multiply them. -2x-2=4
>>573536752I had a venator dog bark at me for getting anywhere near his solo lane while the walker was getting wavecrashed constantlyhe was 20k up on everyone else at some point and still did nothing
>>573589243None imo, either way you have one doing nothing, it’s probably not terrible all things considered but to me it seems like -1 item handicap at all times. With one or the other you can force yourself into the effective range
I think Haze's ult should go back to being a sphere instead of a cone
>use drifter ulti out of siight>enemy hero starts shooting directly in my directionhmmmm
>be Rem>entire team is on one lane>spam walker because its being sieged out the ass>no one comes>spam it harder>ENTIRE team shows up when theres a sliver of health left>all to kill 2 people a Rem cant handle alone>our blue walker dies because no one was defending itif you do this, I will AFK.Its that simple
>>573590502I agree, nerf the damage or evasion idc, it was just better as a press 4 for retards
>>573590660There is a projectile for the ult my dude
>>573589243sword boy with all of the bullet velocity items
unlucky i guess
>>573591138yeah im sure that 5 sec later you know exactly where the drifter is with 0 vision retardjust say you cheat
>>573590660you can counterspell his ult really easily
wew another lost gamethanks lane buddy for engaging with the game
>>573591693no one has coutnerspell retard
>>573591882you can also literally see the projectiles moving from him to you
>>573592051ok bro whatever u gotta tell yoruself
>>573586403enough, nerf warden and shiv
>slark is one of the main characters in the current dota event>lots of deadlock symbols and talks about the confluence>slark... slork...slork confirmed for deadlock.
>>573593441Hoodwink is not happening. Slork is not happening. Rat King is not happening. Raven is not happening. Boho is not happening. Wrecker is not happening. >Trapper is not happening (already reworked into Graves)
>>573593441Hoodwink is coming too, the entire event so far is about multiple universes and shit
>>573538045pretty
Well bros?
>>573594879>gun 5>full support5>pillow1>buying tankbuster/torment pulse/trophy collector1>full splitpush5
>>5735948795, massive skill issue at all ranks
Nerf Lash into the fucking ground.
>>573595719very beautiful handwritting
unlucky ig
>>573596035Another proud disciple of Joeschmuck.
>>5735948791. extremely weak hero do not listen to seekershitters on /dlg/. excels at nothing
>>573596224>his character is too fat to go in the tunnelsskillet cope
why is graves so weak? I'm picking graves but I'm not automatically winning my games. why does yoshi hate graves so much? why is graves never allowed to be good?
>>573595937It's hard writing with a mouse...
>>573591882stay madstay baddriftards btfo
>carrying as calicowhy am I banned from having good teamates?
ah yes my doorman nigger saves people by carting them away instead of letting everyone hit after my point blank timed silencevery good nigger
>>573539665you should shadow your carry. go do boxes and shit but primarily try to stay in range to react but not in range to leech souls. it's to your benefit he farms twice as fast but you shouldn't ENTIRELY leave them alone. also don't be afraid to soak SOME networth if you're close to items. just try not to be doing it all the time. if a lane is just open you should react to it if a carry can't react without taking a bunch of chip damage. stay until someone asks for solo or you feel like you have enough to fight with, then go ask a carry to take over from you. and unless your team is trying to do something and they need you try shadow behind your carry.
my nigger teammates didnt wanna mid after 2 free piockoffs shjshahsahahahahah LETS STAND MID LIKE RETARDS ON WALKER AND PLAY ARAM AND DIE
>>573572185>flight has high air control and movespeedNo it doesn't, lmao. Try playing Vindicta for a few games.
>>573576176Not to mention people's movement is trash and they don't use cover well so you can just dome them 24/7.
>team refuses to contest urn>then rift...>then another urn>have a quick 30 second melty to say that we can 100% win the game and are winning fights but we're handing the enemy team free comeback gold for literally no reason and need to just grow a pair of balls >team stays quiet>we start deathballing urn/rift finally>literally start snowballing 18m onwards from simple instructionsometimes all it takes for a team is a simple prompt and people actually listening. it's the guys that never listen that are the problem.
>>573589327>>573589685>Why does the assassin character have burst damage so she can assassinate me???
>>573543729you're supposed to literally just take a value point in door for duration and use it as safe while your team sieges walkers. you're supposed to max bell so you can rape rift fights. then you're supposed to max cart so it does anything. then ult so you can be obnoxious in mid-late. the gulf between 25-49k and getting your next T3 maxed out will unfortunately largely invalidate kidnap style play but it just demands you actually fight alongside your team mates instead.
>>573544091>get western europeans>have funit's literally that simple. eastern europeans/balkans/russians are all sour pricks with paper thin mental and they will literally int an entire match because someone in the game let them down once (ONCE).
>>573590673>next game>be calico>see one of the shitters from my last game on enemy team>beat the everliving shit out of them and their garbage ass team>did it even while carrying another set of retarded baboon teamatesI deserve to be in a higher skill rating
just how hard is the losing streak gonna hit me
>>573556886You're fully expected to buy curse to do anything to him
this is after standing next to ba blackhole btwgreat job pocket nigger
they should just remove the innate damage penalty from curse and make it so you personally do 50% less damage to the target you cursed for the duration. it would rape ultbot haze players to death and not punish supports with permanently worse damage.
>>573565760now does that mean they will happily queue high behaviour vs a low behaviour team?
>>573598289fucking nigger just lost the game
>>573573512they do this on statlocker I think which just shows you the information is literally available. they should just have the simple stats as they are now but allow you to click on an advanced scoreboard.
winrate goes up, rank goes downchatgpt matchmaking at its finest thanks fletcher dunn
>>573598256Like 8k somalians being imported to a small white village of only 200
>>573583121it's literally because actually good supports escapes. ivy, dynamo, viscous, kelvin, mo. paige players either get run down and raped by 4 people who know to focus her or she just sits in a cuck corner being ignored. I feel like she was in an okay place with the fast stam animation when you'd build stamina mastery on her. now with the slow stam animation it feels fucking hopeless regardless.
>>573587324I'm 30 yo without a job and infinite free time. This will last until September because then I'm getting a job. I'm trying to hit e6 before then.
>>573564448radiant regen dosent helpw ith 4.8k hp spike
>>573597172I think pocketing the frontline is way better especially if you have heals, they are more likely to have resistance so your heals do more and will actually peel for you, plus your power spikes align more closelyJust let the carry sideline solo and wait for lategame
>>573597696>peague terminology
>>573587324im a 31 yo laid off auto worker waiting for the lesser evil party to take control of the mutt house to reverse the pedo tariffs in september so the NA auto industry doesnt get eaten alive by the asian exports and get my livlihood back.until then im playing trannylock
>>573587324I'm 32 with a full time job. I also play a lot of other vidya.It's fun to me, it's a combination you don't find anywhere else. I have to play it a bit sparingly though, with 40mins games on average times flies by if you to actually do other things.
>>573599841Lmao
>>573599841too real
>>573599841>He doesn't knowSorry to hear that pablo but all production is being moved to domestic USA.>>573587324I'm 32 100% VA disabled and I find this game fun. I enjoy when people get angry in a closed alpha game for not running a meta build.
>>573573019Geist is good if you dont go full spirit. You just need berserker. Most tards just like throwing bombs and farming damage numbers that actually do nothing
>>573599841this is exactly why i dont play the competitive mode and stay in RNGshit mode, you guys are all fucking losers and have 75iq and im not devoting and entire hour to play with you
>>573579552Movement trannies must be purged for da emprah
>tiltproof>does stupid shit assistant melee punch tps and gets parried>dies>4:45 swings around and tell him I'm going to get bridge buff>he immediately starts diving the enemy tower and dies again>"gg ivy braindead"what a fucking clown
>win 2 games>instantly my account is marked with a death spiral and I will get 0-15 players on my team into 4 stacks for the next 6 games
>>573602146peple with pma wouldn't need to have a pma themeed name
>I can shmoovethis game has so much skill expression and freedom>I can't shmoovethis is boring and imbalanced, remove from the game
cant tell me matchmaking is working as intended when you get this on your teamstill won btw
>>573602671>player of your skill level decides to do a troll build>WTF MATCHMAKING BROKEN
>>573602441I still remember when they nerfed bunny hopping in cs, I was pretty salty ngl as I didn’t use scripts and put a lot of hours into it
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1uscqts/basically_the_match_i_played_10_minuites_ago/the hoovies have arrived in deadlockits just a game get over it :)
>>573602671Objectively Viable build
the kidnapper
>>573602854>troll build
>>573603081now post The Napper webm
>>573603081>guys it's totally fair and makes a lot of sense to have a portal from walker to enemy walker
>>573602891Correct, it's an alpha test. Let people have fun.
>>573603178it's funny thofun things should stay fun
>>573603105I mean she's ratting for space. It's not even troll, it's just cringe. She shoves sidelanes and then runs away when people show up. I wouldnt mind someone good at splitting doing this cause it lets me brool
>>573603319ratting with 6.2k obj dmg? nah
>>573603105Which item is bad? That’s right, none
>>573603415>12800 souls to run awaywow very good
>>573603471>>573603415sorry i mean 19200 he buys cheat death after
>>573579521could it be the game considers dying late more valuable than dying in lane, so his deaths didn't impact his MVP rating that much while your later deaths gave you a bigger negative rating
daily reminder that whenever a haze chooses to not build active reload or titanic mag, an angel gains their wings
why is there no witchmail for bullet damage so i can rape m1ggers
>>573604217titanic mag on her is just completely retarded. wouldn't the play be to just go opening rounds slowing bullets swift striker
Gun Mcginnis is fun
>two of our walkers are destroyed while half my nigger team is in enemy jungle chasing a calicoI hate this fucking game so fucking much
>>573605550>In the jungle chasing a black womanIt was blood memory, anon. Give him a break.
>>573535913I can draw a bit if there are requests but nothing fancy
lowest player count ever considering the game is split into 2 modes nowwill probably be shut down quielty and never released to save face
>>5736065122 more weeks
>>573606512who is counting all the players???
>>573607026Amba Singh
>>573604771That’s witchmail, half of them deal hybrid dog and super late it’s hitting the threshold ez
bodied the freak
>>573602441This looks retarded and I am glad it was removed. Now they just need to remove corner/edgeboosting and all the other retarded movement tech.
>>573534923>>573607201What's his fucking problem
>>573606512just like in november and december and january right?
>>573602441god the game was fucking ugly when it had that clay look, holy fuck what were they thinking
you are all newfags i remember when walkers would just get up and walk away at half hp
>>573607886lighting was betteralso bring back 4 lanes NIGGUH THE MID BOSS SHOULD NOT BE UNDER A LANE IT SHOULD BE IN THE MIDDLE INBETWEEN THEM IT'S IN THE FUCKING NAME
They should have two bosses in between each of the lanes.
>>573589243I wonder if it's possible for doorman to trigger both at once
i feel threatened
>>573608539he'll know if you are lying
>Shiv nerfed AGAIN>Holiday nerfed despite being trash past 20 minutes in anything but trashranks>Mina buffed despite having a consistantly high winrate>Doorman nerfs being fuckall changes to himWhat the FUCK is Icefruad actully doing? This stupid vampire bitch doesn't need buffed
>>573608883>holliday>badAlchemist kun...
>>573608883great takes eternusGOD
>>573603105I mean it's working
Half the time I see a deadlock clip its just a slav cheating, like they dont even try to edit the HUD to hide the cheats.
>>573606337Draw Geist being a bad bitch
>>573608883>Shiv still completely overpowered>Slightly tweak his numbers so retards like you think he's nerfed
>>573608883can you at least post your rank
You guys said Trophy Collector couldn't be fixed, but seems pretty fixed right now?
>report the most obvious vyper aimbotter>get report bannedwhy even have reports at all?
Imagine if Mina had a big red honking nose lol.She'd probably feel so embarassed haha...
>>573608883Minas was 2nd worse last patch idk about now
>>573609480Wrong it’s s op as shit
I just hit seeker!
if you're whining against yam grapple yngmi
>entire enemy team is dead>whole team goes rift despite the fact only one person needs to get it>whole team ignores my spam pings to do midboss>enemy team respawn and do midboss>wipes the floor with our team and winsThere should be a knowledge test before anyone is allowed to install this piece of shit game.
>>573610571I don’t blame them it looks buggy as hellShould turn it into a Spider-Man swing
>>573608883>his stupid vampire bitch doesn't need buffedyeah she really did, she was a borderline throw pick>BUT IN MY ARCANISTahhhh yes
>>573606337can you draw celeste with a massive (i mean gigantic) _bag
>>573610185The only characters who build it rn are characters with roaming potential, seems like it's exactly what the item was intended for.
>>573609709>see someone with good aim>get fucking pissed and chimp out>get put in report prisoni assume this is a common issue for you since your skin is brown
>>573611042NTA but>he thinks there aren't cheaters
>>573610992It's great on Rem!
>>573609709I've seen what people on this website consider cheating. You definitely deserved it.
>>573611218most supports who get a gorillion assists make good use of it
>>573611176That's a completely different statement than what he said, retard.
>>573611475you chimped out just because he said some guy in his game was cheating
>>573611637That's not me, dumdum. And I'm pretty sure it was less him saying he ran into a cheater and more the part where he's reporting so many people that they took away his ability to do it.
>>573609943sauce?
I despise this game I just dropped from Arcanist again I hate this game I bloody hate it
>>573609943dude can you just do some research on your own nigga just go on rule34 and search MINA HAAAAAAA its literally like the 3rd result or something i just checked it myself NIGGA
>>573612135meant for >>573612050
This game is the only game I feel is an active waste of time I never feel like that with any other game every time I play this game I feel like I could've done LITERALLY anything else and I mean that laying in bed and scrolling instagram is probably a better use of your time
>roll unstable concoction>good thing i saved my reroll!>shadow strike
>Take Graves advice and listen to the dead>They all do vidrelFuck you Graves
>>573610710yeah, we need to discard as much of deadlock as possible and turn the game into an amalgamation of things we've seen in other concurrent gamesthat is indeed how you make a worthwhile game
>>573610992I think that assists are way too generous and you can reasonably max it on anyone which makes it an extreme value buy in both slot and soul efficiency. Just try to imagine a worse case scenario, your a sidelaner getting no kp, doesn’t matter that your down an item and the moment you come online it’s maxed. Even the opportunity cost is fleeting because of the soul generation. There is a tiny window to punish them, it’s risky and can backfireBasically it’s too cheap
>>573612414why would you reroll concoctionyou're not a kda gamer in fucking brawl of all things, are you?
>>573611273>t. thinks rileycs didn't cheat
>>573612824because every other legendary besides shadow strike is more fun
>>573612660Yea no your right we should keep the retarded animation that appears to go through walls
Slowing hex 3200 souls item, now undispellable, duration from 3.5 to 3
>>573610571>6 point and click teleportsyeah no fuck that
>unironically complaining about shivJust spam mokrill
Lets just go back to 2024 and restart fuck this game
>unironically complaining about wraithJust disarm lmao
>paige>no healing>no damage>nothing>bought knowckdown>never used itoh yes my designated defeat thanks Yoshit
lets make it scifi again
>unironically complaining about the abrams getting parried 9 times in 5 minutesjust get a five stack
>>573613261how about no
>>573613261that setting fucking sucked man and the designs were atrocious
>>573613261Neon Prime looked like the bastard child of Overwatch and Monday Night Combat. No.
lets make it actually occult new york again with the kino lightning and museum midboss
>>573613579no
>>573611949You're pretty delusional if you think there aren't plenty of reasons to report people on this game. Griefing, smurfing, cheating, flaming. It's all extremely rampant.
>unironically complaining about vindicta Just get stamina mastery and go rooflock mokrill
How about a day and night cycle
>>573612898making the animation not look jank is not going to be difficult, but it IS going to be be one of the last passes this game receives
>>57358732433, full-time job. Fun game when you get even matches. Everything else is fine. There's tons of small stuff you can constantly improve upon which makes it addictive. Good variety of characters too.
>>573587324play streetbrawlboot up aimlabs for 10 minutes a day
How about dynamic weather
Melee hits should be able to do headshot damage if you aim the melee at the head
how about if 50% or more of your recent (12) matches are m1ggers you can only matchmake into russian teammates until you're back below 50% again
>>573613684If you truly think it's happening so often that you're getting unjustly report banned then you're a complete retard for playing a game you think is flooded with cheaters, smurfs, and griefers. But the reality is you know on some level that you're just coping.
Valve is busy working on HLX. Once they hit a milestone there, they will release the final update of the Deadlock alpha, beginning the open beta period.
>unironically complaining about m1ggersJust spam mokrill
>>573614614i dont play nigger heroes
>>573614672Nobody said anything about Seven bro...
graves is embarrassingly weak right now. why does yoshi hate graves so much? she does no damage and has zero impact, and when she's buffed to barely being ok she gets nerfed into useless trash immediately.
>>573534483Um jannies? It’s still up
abrams is actually garbage lmfao I don't know how any of you seeker retards think he's strong if he can't shoulder charge you he literally cannot do anything to you just double jump and hold s
>>573615627alchemist kun...
dead game dead g so long gay yoshi
>>573615693concession accepted
>>573614547My fuhrer...HLX...
>>573615805post you are rank
yes i like the color red
What is the anti gang-rape item?
>>573616683eshift
>>573616683uninstalling the game while accepting that EOS is imminent
>>5736169542 MORE WEEKS
>>573616954waiting to see how you cope and shit yourself when the playercount goes back to >100k after the big update
>>573617156what goes up must come down
>>573617156>6 digit playercountNot happening unless gunslop is removed from the game.
its funny how they barely buffed shiv but its only now that people are bitching about him
>>573617282this nigga cant aim lmao
>>573617314People actually started playing him en masse after the buffs.
>>573617314He's always been obnoxious.
>>573617314How new are you seriously Shiv has been complained about since 2024
>>573617314speak for yourself, I have despised Shiv at his every iteration
>unironically complaining about shivJust spam mokrill.
>>573617969see >>573614672
ty yoshi for making me viable <3aimfags get fucked <3
I don't care about shiv because I can outrun him
>>573619282Why does she look so fucking mad
>someone is playing gravesjust play mo and krill
>>573619447rape bait
>>573612383This game is just another valve skinner box.Go watch the youtube videos telling you why you need to quite Dota 2 and you'll realize it's the exact same shit here. Get out before you end up losing 10k hours you could have gotten a doctorate with
If you didn't watch any streamers what characters would you say are the most OP right now?
>>573619282Thanks for being such a good target for bomber ivy since your CC can't hit me while I'm flying while I melt all your health
>>573612383>>573619665Imagine being such a retard that you need other people to tell you to stop playing a game you don't find fun.
>>573619691I don't watch any streamers, strongest character right now is Pocket
>>573619447no dick
>>573619691Graves and Silver
>>573620636(You)
>>573617592oh I remember release shiv but I also remember for the past like 3 updates people whining that shiv was extremely weak and only good on certain pros
>>573619691Geist (POWER GAP), pocket, GT, doorman
>entire enemy team but two are dead>have rejuv>max boon, 45 minutes into match>retarded teamates abandon push to do riftAFK TIME!!!
fuck it I'm not trying to play carries anymore, it's supportsissy life for me now
interestingyou just die in a sleep dagger now huh
SENDING TORNADOFOR THE DJINN
>>573622040buy reactive dumbass
we need to buff rem
>>573622407we need to kill streamniggers and ecelebs
>>573619691Pocket and Shiv, since they have never been meaningfully nerfed and Pocket's ult is still more of a teamfight winner than Dynamo's ult.
>>573622407rem is good in streetbrawl this bitch must be retarded
>>573622040Haze players are so bad that they need 15 free fixation stacks for landing one of the fastest projectiles in the game.
>some people saying Geist is unplayably bad>other people saying Geist is the strongest hero right nowWell, which is it?
>>573621084those are called downplayers and they're rampant in this game
>>573622746It's neither. Geist is playable but not overpowered
There should be an indian hero whos quest from the patron is to be redeemed
>>573564093I love it, it makes barreltroons (i.e. most Holliday one tricks) extremely sad. I could have told the retard designing this game that barrels are a braindead ability that should be removed and replaced, which is hopefully his next step.
>>573622746>doesn't have a retard-proof get out of jail free card like Wraith, Infernus, Mirage, Haze, Calico, Shiv, etc.Nah she's just balanced. Any hero that doesn't have a 'teleports across the entire lane/on top of a building' move is going to never be any better than just balanced.>>573623653The balance in this game is so fucking bad, they need to rework well over half the cast, they keep nerfing Viscous for no good reason (probably some streamer whined about Splatter being able to do damage) and they keep 'reworking' Shiv and just making him more OP. I wouldn't be surprised if they just revert him to release Shiv.
post stats
>>573616683magic carpet
my hidden mmr should be through the roof i win 3 for every 1 loss derank surely ill be eternus soon right yoshi you fucking phony faggot
>>573621084Shiv has literally never been bad.
>>573535913give me a good idea that isn't holliday's ass
if you parry with counterspell it should stun as if you parried a melee
>>573624032Geist ass
>>573623768What's Haze's retardproof teleport button?
>>573609448>>573610928apologies for the wait I hope you guys see it
winrate keeps going up, rank does not ive raised this shit from 56 to 60 and i cant get out of emissary
>>573624198>Geist celeste artCute, the two shotacon heroes finally interact
>>573624198woah mama that's a huge bagthank you drawfren
>>573623768>calico>haze>teleport across the mapwhat the hell are you talking about jesse
>>573623936Even when he had two stamina bars?
>yet another episode of Silver pressing w+m1 all game and winning in 20 minutes>no counterplay because she can just buy UnstoppableThis shit is even worse than Victor
>>573625380>complaining about the worst hero in the game
>>573622407Please don't use my wife for bait.
>>573625380how's seeker been so far
>be abrams>doorman saves his ult specifically for me.>be in a teamfight>surrounded by teamates>doorman dives in and ults me>surely he's a deadman and my teamates have my back right?>leave baroness and surrounded by enemies>die>check minimap>they're in jungle chasing a geist that's been throwing the whole gameWhy am I punished for this?Why is there no way to be put back into obscurus to be placed in a rank I deserve?
>>573625740not him but see >>573625805
>>573624415is that your statlocker winrate or actual in-game winrate.unless you're uploading all your own matches, statlocker could be missing a lot of your games so your winrate is probably lower.
>>573626059im uploading alldont ask me why but im obsessed
>>573624198thats cute
>>573626059this is my in game but its like 100 street brawl games too
>>573626206>uploading allthat just means you're an honest anon rather than cherrypicking games you did well or excluding losses>>573626652i really wish you could filter by gamemode in the stats menu i'm surprised it isn't an option
can anyone explain in complete sentences why gun doorman was nerfed
>>573616683Playing viscous
>>573627153getting hit for 1k off one headshot wasn't particularly fun or interactive especially when he has a pretty potent stun
>>573627153people being punished for playing a character the wrong way
>>573622746freelo hero just press 2, spam 3 on CD and hold m1. actual braindead fucking character
>game lasts an hour because retarded nigger teamates refuse to push the advantage>some of the worst builds I've seen even for seekerI NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELL STOP FORCING ME TO PLAY WITH THESE NIGGERS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>573631890>game lasts 20 minutes because my retards have absolutely no clue how to play and we wind up like 5-40 and I have 4 of those kills>my team literally went 40 deaths and only managed a single kill in all of that>ETERNUS 4 LOBBY AND THIS STILL HAPPENS
haha imagine mina having to take a piss in the alleyway and getting disgusted at herself
>>573632343I'd rather 20 minute losses than an hour long win.>have rejuv>most of the team is dead>can rush mid lane to kill the shrines and weaken the patron>all of this and enough time to retreat if need be>nah instead lets ALL go rift at max boon instead of pushing anything
deadlock true facts: viscous is made from graves' vagianal discharge
>vagianal
i mispelled it so bad that the correct word wasn't in the autocorrect so i just left it>>573633313
>>573601378>production is being moved to domestic USA.cool, when is that happening?oh wait.
>enemy buys knockdown>I just buy Dispel and Unstoppable>they buy like 4 knockdowns>I also get Indomintable>mfw they literally wasted a slot and all I did was slightly modify my build with a contingency incase they were smart>roast them at the end of the game for being retardedI dont need cheap tricks to win when my team is a cohesive unit that doesnt rely solely on me to win. Even if you pick me out I still got the Abrams going 10/0 in lane phase you CANNOT win.
yeah that's kind of the problem with vindicta
>>573633921indomitable was definitely a choice they madenot a good one, but a choice
subscribe to my tiktok for more rejuv steal clips
>try holliday>realize shes bad>go back to one tricking as the best sleeper character in the entire game>win 6 games in a row
be honest, how many times have you uninstalled and reinstalled since you started playing?
>>573633921>just 20k worth of items to counter one thing
>>5736348080, i refuse to become a compnigger
>>573634808once I think.back when there were 4 lanes, I got really pissed off at a lash when I was playing vindicta because they went out of their way to pick me off from the back line and my teamates either couldn't or wouldn't do anything to help.I uninstalled the game and only reinstalled shortly before the Old Gods New Blood update because I saw that the game underwent MASSIVE changes.Part of me is still happy that lash is no where near as good as he was back then and I appreciate the shop being updated so you're not forced 4 gun, vit, spirit and flex slots.Although the game feels like you're incentivized to build a hybrid of all three still for the 4.8k spike
>>573556907>rivalsOverwatch 1/2, not rivals.
>>573556886>slowing hex does fucking nothing to stop his 30000 knivs and healingDebuff remover, retard. it cucks knife shiv to oblivion.>oh but he just throws morestop using it like a retard and dispel when it's doing ACTUAL damage, not just when you have a singular knife in you/decay.
>>573634947>NOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU GET 20K SOULS AND SPEND THEM FREELY AND UNBOTHERED BECAUSE YOUR BUILD IS GENUINELY GOOD, MEANWHILE I NEED TO GET 100K SOULS JUST FOR MY BUILD TO BE RELEVANT LATE GAMEseeker chad...
>>573634808Like 2 or 3 timesNow I just take long breaks instead of uninstalling
>>573556886Tanks and Supports are the most poorly designed things in this game.Tanks being able to kill a DPS without even being fed is retarded game design. Neither League nor Dota allow this to happen. But people like Shiv or Abrams can just fuck you into oblivion if you get picked out which is really dumb.Supports also are basically useless, they dont heal or do enough actual support stuff to be useful. I'd rather have 2 DPS in a lane with CC then have 1 support character.The only support I actively want in my game is Dynamo and thats because his ultimate and escape abilities are fucking insane, NOT because hes actually good at healing or keeping me in lane longer
another game another echo shard tornado mirage on the enemy team woo!
>>573636987i literally just won a game because our grey talon was really low health but healing nova + tether + healing tempo kept him alive throught mid fight
What elo does rooflock maxxing stop working?
>>573637905well yeah, in seeker it matters. in higher ranks not so much
Fuck this item.
what elo does healing nova rem stop working?
>>573638753I hate when Apollo escapes my sex dungeon
>>573638753>Fuck this item.This!
>Comes over uninvited>Starts working out
>nerfing drifter while victor & graves continue to be way stronger and completely braindead to playwhoever balances this game is an actual chimp
hey sims poster youre in the wrong fucking general fuck off
hey sims poster youre in the right fucking general fuck on
>>573640784>complaining about Graves in the current metaSeekerkun...
>>573640713Why are you, as a grown man, playing the sims?
who keeps banning apollo in street brawl fucking stop
>>573638490?
>>573636987>Tanks being able to kill a DPS without even being fed is retarded game design. Neither League nor Dota allow this to happenThis is maybe one of the most retarded things I've ever read, there are tons of """tanks""" in dota that are a real threat to carries at all stages of the game, and plenty of matchups they can solokill.
>comms restricted until saturday>unironically fucking me over because I can't convey important information>all because a team of tilted nobodies reported me for trying to keep them from going AFKFor context, >>573267943
>spirit ivy now does more damage than shivthis shit is so ass
>>573641512>muh metaunironically kill yourself
>>573642883i was getting flamed by a 4 stack and called one of them a fag and got put in comm restriction recently and i think at least 50% of my losses would have been prevented had i been able to open my mic and tell my team we can go midboss
mcginiss ult bravely asks the question: what if bebop's ult was actually good?
>>573554881If you already got gud at other games deadlock beta lets you run over gay retards for free in most ranks. People are actually fucking dogshit at this game they don't try to improve they just hit play expecting results but all the improvement is done within 2-3 dozen hours in training mode.
>>573644000The game badly needs a solo-only queue.
>unga objectives as Vyper>8 wins outta 8 gamesit really is that shrimple
>>573645797I have to unga objectives as calico because my teamates are fucking retarded baboons that can't fathom a life outside of jungle.They HAVE to moshpit a single ivy obviously doing laps around them on bridge for 15-20 minutes.They HAVE to.
>rem player larps as rem during the gfamekino i love it
>I hug you!>You make me feel safe>I have friends>They love>They do lots of things >We did itI love this little critter he's so cute :)
Did the hand always have a glow?
>>573647352That's so hot
>>573647595yes
REM is so fucking reddit
is this the perfect abrams build?
>>573648614>>573648614>>573648614>>573648614>>573648614
>>573623936shiv has literally never been good* always one of the lowest winrate heroes
I - I don't know what to tell you, I'm just better at this than you!
>>573650149Kill yourself
>>573643559oh that explains why i saw one in street brawlwe fucking stomped his ass and he raged at his team then DC'd before we killed walker LMAOget fucked furnigger>>573645030it also needs a non-ranked queue to contain all the turboautists and jewtuber watchers
