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waheyI don't think this is staying
>>573838521What is the problem?
nano
>>573838776other generals get away with OPs like this >>573822143
>>573838924Yeah but we've had tamer stuff deleted before. Probably because some umas look more child-like
Tachyon LOVE
>>573838924>full nudity with bare ass focus vs technically not explicit coomer picthe only way this thread is surviving is if they just delete the OP's pic
Jignological explorationhttps://jiggie.fun/2VSOWdhttps://jiggie.fun/2VSOWdhttps://jiggie.fun/2VSOWd
>>573838902haro haro~
>>573839076
>>573839076Tachyon next to Maru has probably the most sexo shoes.
>>573838357Like other bwo said, two do, two don't. I have to go back to see when the overlap happens, but if you still want a consistent dirt route, you add in the one before February Stakes and the one before Tenno Sho Autumn. You can be super risky trying a JBC race in Senior Year, but with 6 races in a row, you can try that manually, but not with the upcoming auto since that many races will tank your chances to win.
If i try to play other vidya i no longer have enough energy or time for CM prep..
>>573839446put your pants back on bitch, damn
>>573839446Tachyons tights are in the wash, please wait warmly>>573839450Impeccable taste
>>573836053Starting Sprint race!
>>573838357overlap is Zen-Nippon Nisai Yushun with Hopeful Stakes and Kashiwa Kinen with Victoria Mile
>>573839531
Today will be the day I get a cutie
>>573838683Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573839838did you invite the guy last thread
post something cute that isnt WHORREN or creek
sex with mirako
>>573839787Nope
>>573839878Yes
>>573839730Curren chan wins the Sprint race this week!Next race, Mile in 10 minutes!
>>573840085Tap says Shit
>>573840085whoren chan stealing the win from Falco.... typical
can't wait to eat shit on the next banner
>>573840085The strongest and the cutest does it again
>>573839973evil uma
Horse babu auction soon
>>573840238it's ok bro we're both getting her in the first 10 pull
>>573840304Devilish.
>>573838683
>>573840317rolling on Copano will depend only if I even get some spare carats after MLB Tachyon if that even happens
Bros if this is what I can do with Unity how fucked am I for the actual CM?
>>573840742kinda hard to tell when you're not running an actual deck for sprints
>>573840697
>>573840742you're not really playing a reasonable aoharu deck if you're bringing just 2 wit
>>573840085Mile Race Starting!
>>573840916*slaps you*>>573840979Just 2???1000 Wit isn't enough for a Medium anymore????
what the hellwhich one is the real bamboo?
>>573839973Cute Journey
>>573840921Cafe is so cute
Cafe sexo?
>>573841186red is sus
>>573840742don't worry, you won't be running aoharu for next medium CM
>>573840985Seiun Sky wins the mile race!Medium in 10 minutes
>>573841324I know that but stillJust what kind of omen is this...2 Spd/LH/2 Wit/(flex) is the deck right?>tfw I don't have MLB Nice Nature
>>573841340Nice thighs.
>>573841325>marvelous sunday wins the marvelous sunday
>>573841364Ayabe sexy
>>573841340
post something sad
>>573841325hooo sky activated everything on the first frames of midrace that's tough
>>573841651Anon...
>>573841340we have kitasan black at home
>>573838683smacking cafe's tanned bum
>>573841340Just a couple more months …
>>573840742That looks like most of my attempts when targeting long TT. Go either 3 wit and highroll or swap sparks around.
>>573841149this kills the riko...
>S+lel I got abandoned by my wit cards during and after second summer, oh well. Even if those white sparks were 2* or 3*, probably would have made it more exciting, I'm just glad I hit 3* dirt in her minefield of A aptitudes. Got a long way to go to get things set up for auto.
I got 79k carats. this enough for next banner?
>>573841717
>>573841325Medium Race is starting!
>>573842053>79k carats
Friendship with Air Groove didn't go up.
>>573842209Sonic adventure 2 ass animation
I thought CM was today
>>573841340Funny, I happened to be listening to Katsuragi Ace's theme and decided to check his race records like 10min ago. Mr. CB cucked him hard but at least KA managed to beat him a couple of times. Also, Rudolf had his revenge during Arima Kinen that same year, where KA placed 2nd.
Good enough for this week I hope?
>>573841952I would if the Dirt Dober I am borrowing didn't have shit sparks and wasn't also the only Dirt Dober in existence Also the only 2* Dirt Uma I have is 2* Speed so I have to work with what I have...
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>573842369this one maybe lol
>>573841771I may be drunk and retardrd
>>573842209this yes or the no?
>>573842197Symboli Rudolf wins the Medium Race!Longslop in 10 minutes
Rare Uma sighting
AHAHAHAHA MY EMPEROR TAKES THE WINMARVELOUS!
it begins
>>573842597a kancolle
>>573842568So fucking based.....
>>573842461desu once the new scenario comes and I can drop my carat stash I'll be fine. I'll be able to finally spend some SP to get more bonus score again, and I guess I'm fine with training to replace my TT umas as long as the scenario doesn't suck.
>>573841717>>573841717
>1 Guts>reroll>1 GutsHow the fuck is this even possible?
I didn't even realize I got last second bumped out of class 6. Back to ping ponging between 5 and 6 unless I can get my Short/Mile Distance Uma to do better than they currently are.
Surreal to see this on the main screen now.
>>573842746Nyo
>>573842879now THAT is some QoL
Rickey banner when?
>>573842773Mating press Ramonu
>>573841871She's so cool!
>>573842134Why did they nerf her ears?
>>573842568I am kneeling..
>>5738429794 more days. You also posted one of my favorite dirt uma artists, shame he got chased off of the internet.
>>573842776you're genuinely asking how one of the most common outcomes hitting twice is possible? >>573842791ah, what's the req to go from 5 to 6 this week, I haven't been in 5 for a long time but I might end up falling if I don't use items for it.
>>573842776>1 gut and 1 mile yesterday>reroll to get 1 gut and 2...late surgersome days are better than others, I had trash like this yesterday, it improved a bit today. I believe in seeded runs not only affecting career but also what you get at the end.
>arrive home from wageslaving>open /uma/>thread 3001# has just been madeBut it's okay! To commemorate thread 3000# ExcelUma will be hosting the first Calstone 3000, and as a goodbye to MANT it will be in the same format as the Twinkle Star Climax final races:>3 races (Lumiere, Idaten and Ibis)>18 participants>1 winnerEach stretch race will have different settings with good mood, pick one uma and register her at each of the three races, placement rewards will be the same as MANT. The uma with more points by the end of Ibis Dash will be the first winner of the Calstone 3000!>Lumiere Autumn28132125>Idaten Stakes96591567>Ibis Summer Dash13367839The first race (Lumiere) will start shortly (30min) after the Marvelous Sunday races ends as to not overlap with them
>>573843026pitbull owners amirite
>>573843201huhshame it got so bad that he had to make a gacha eos-like post as well...
>>573843247>the most common outcomesi wouldn't say anything it was any other stat, but 2 times the same one with the same spark is absurd.It's not like Guts has more chance to appear compared to other stats.
>>573843347there's no need to believe in conspiracy shit, we can see the code. you just didn't get lucky. which isn't the same as unlucky, it's normal to get 1 star blues because they're common as hell. once you're getting 4+ runs a day thanks to auto run then it'll speed up how often you get 3* blues but you'll still be seeing lots of 1* and 2* because that's how math and probability works.
>>573843438What happened was people linked him to a locked account where he posted NSFW umas 3 years ago, and there are some japanese players whose hobby it is to enforce the content guidelines at all costs.
name my dirt parents
Copano Rickey is
>>573842568Longslop is starting!
>>573843617agnes tachyon and mejiro dober for your acesummer golshi for the rest
>>573843247
>>573843469>i wouldn't say anything it was any other statyes this is what makes it a bias. you don't even think about it 4/5 times, but the 1/5 times it happens you go "wtf how did a 1/5 chance thing happen". start writing down your results in a document and you will see long-term that it is truly 20% like it says, but your bias makes you fixate on the "memorable" outcomes and forget the times when it's been 7 runs in a row since you've seen Guts at all.
>>573843348>Force Indiasovl alert
>>573840478kill all tachoblins
What do you mean league selection is today? Isn't the sprint cup in 2 more weeks?
imagine if we had to run MANT for sprint CM
>>573838852Oguri and Ardan won G1 sprints?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLrOiWzyqzA
>>573843714Double Kitasan black for Longslop.The last race, dirt in 10 minutes
>>573843894Teio...
>>573843894
>>573843884It wasn't a G1 until 1996, and before that it was also a medium (2000 meters), not sprint.
>>573843469>but 2 times the same one with the same spark is absurdThat's not absurd, it's something you should expect to happen pretty often. The odds of rolling guts doesn't go down just because it hit guts the first time, it's still going to be 20%. If you do 2 runs with double spark a day, then 20% will be first roll guts and 20% of those will be double guts. In that scenario you'll most likely see 2-3 double guts a month. So seeing 1 is the opposite of absurd, it's going to happen one way or another.
>>573843894whats her fucking problem
>>573838521every uma has one of those that tends to force you to go for their canon path. switching running styles is something the real inari one did.
>>573842670... in 3 days.
>>573843894SHIN KIKOHO
>>573842670>Made ZERO aces
>>573842361could make for a good rudolf focused story
shortstack has an opening for any anons interested in a B+ casual club. No quota and a reasonable log in period, just make sure to notify if gone for extended periods.Apply with /uma/ or post here.
>>573843814We're already in half july anon...in 2 more weeks we will have GL.
>>573842361cb really shit his pants in that japan cup, didn't he?
Select Sale is starting soonhttps://www.youtube.com/live/eDOCTo32JNE
post nookis
>>573844015where are the falcobros...
>>573844654CB was kinda burned out in general during the latter parts of his senior year, and could no longer reach the heights he could during his classic year.
Tried making TT Long aces but medium S inspiration hit
>>573843591what a bunch of faggots
>>573844702
>>573844415on the bright side, this CM is probably the least competitive one of MANT's entire cycle because lots of people made no aces or made shitty ones, and there's so few umas worth building for this one so a lot of people will run dogshit. just send your best urara or whatever and you'll probably get into B finals at least.
Blue?
>>573844894what does this gesture even mean
my club has 2 AGP posters and I'm convinced they ERP on discord without the rest of the club
>>573844702no one dances like this
>>573844864shame
>>573844983green would murder them but red would lose
>>573845035uma&co...
Would a C.B. / Ace / Rudolf CM team be competitive
>>573845039her trainer never taught her how to dance
>>573844983my favorite color
Stego cute.
>>573844015Dirt is STARTING NOW
>>573843348I registered 3 different umas for all races like an idiot but I fixed it
>>573843413Interesting, that makes it look like it's probably worth slapping dirt sparks on your turf only parent runs just so you can get them like 80% chance of G1 dirt wins. It's not like you care about getting S on a horse that will never be an ace.
>>573845034Your heart knows even if your mind doesn't.
Mihono Bourbon looked at a seashell and her skin cleared up.
>>573845135>Uma & Co>Uma and co>Uma n ko..........................This whole timeThis whole FUCKING time
>>573845038dangerous fusion
>>573845363I only had this realization like two months ago and it blew my mind
>>573845180Not really, but it wouldn't be awful at the very least.
>>573844630>Spend a few weeks making sprint aces>Lose track time>Sign up date announced>Going to be out innawoods for the entire eventThis. This was my stooptardedest moment. I have had many since this game started, but this takes first place.
>>573844702k
This dirt cm is the worst thing imaginable if you aren't the sleaziest meta whore
>>573845203Results!Thanks for participating in this week's Marvelous Sunday.Have a good week!See you next time!MARVELOUS!!!
>>573841717taiki crying hurts my heart
>>573845219homosexual male sex? this is what jordan wants?
>>573845358that's how seashells work
>>573845135wait how did you know...
>>573838902Where do you get this plush I love Fujin and I hate how she gets 0 merch
why are so many umas named after niggers? jordan, shakur..
>>573845561not really, most people aren't so we're on a mostly even playing field of all being losers together. just take a comfy B side victory or be ok with a low chance of winning in A.
>>573845517someone post the og inheritance animation
>>573845585Thank you for hosting!!
>>573845585I finally won one, sorry Falcobwos, this is Inari One territory now
>>573845782jordan was named after a winery in california and shakur was named that because the owner liked rap and you can see some of the other horses he liked with similar names
>>573845586Id fold to uma tears in realistically all scenarios
>>573845561The usable pool is so shallow you can't really blame people for hogging out.
>>573845585Thanks for the races broHave a Marvelous Sunday!
>>573845761It's literally the erp club containing the biggest faggots with a few anons held hostage and forced to watch.I feel sorry for you in a way
>>573843348Lumiere Autumn starting in 30 minutes! 7 spots lefts
>>573845905*owned not liked
>>573845586Taiki crying hurts my ears
>>573845893yeah my falco can die in 1600, 1800 is guaranteed deathgrand live will make her stronger
>>573845585Thanks for hosting bwo!
>>573841112Why are you bringing both Creek and Riko for medium?
>>573841124All on my face
What's Marvelous Sunday's career like? I need to know if I want to marry her or just fuck her.
>>573842053You'll have enough for 600 pulls easily
cm16 status?
>>573846541I got a Sprint S and Turf S Fuji and literally nothing else ready.
>>573846541Ready as I'll ever beDidn't manage a single Ace with IHS though, I hope Light as a Feather is enough
>>573845194STEGOCUTE
>>573845905wait she was actually named after tupac
>>5738465411 good ace. 2 need to be rebuilt.
>>573846752
>>573845951wait its medium not sprint?
>>573846929I think Air Eminem was also from the same guy
>>573846929yeah, the owner's other horses are like air eminem and air shady
>>573845206Ugh. I didn't read that part. I hope there's time to fix
>>573844515Rape
>>573846541new dirt g1s killed my desire to grandparent farm so i'm just trying to hit sprint S on taiki with medium C
>>573847050I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news
>>573846985I wanna fuck preggo stego
>>573845951
>>573846985This is the only good Stay Gold pic
>>573847203What's your wr?
>>573847352Even more reason not to try
>>573845951McQueen is Dirt E!Huh. McQueen is Dirt E. Hmm.
>>573847050yupGonna be an even worse shitshow than any other Medium
>>573847453apparently this
>>573846179More speed = more stamina lossRight?/uma/ said soI wasnt gaslit, right???
>>573845951I will run a late surger Oguri (original) with double doms and if I dont win then I dont win
>>573847696At most you're losing maybe 50 stamina.
>>573847764Wtf /uma/ LIED to me....
>>573847686Lmao, enjoy group B bwo
>>573847390true, this one is is alright too tho imo
>>573847918thanks gwo
>>573847585>PaceIt's over.
>>573845951>>573847585 brings up a good point. Here's everyone you can technically use with minimal malding. Taiki requires the most work (10 med 1 dirt), whereas everyone else just needs 1 specific parent.
wouldn't introducing more miles and dirts G1s mean the only noteworthy parents will be umas like El and Oguri Cap that can run in practically everything with sparks to improve their sprint aptitude?
>>573847941Who is this womanHow did she impregnate Stay GoldSomeone study her balls
>>573845951my oshis? copano rickey, smart falcon, and oguri cap (holiday)
>>573848361>oguri cap (holiday)That's my main oshi too! And my two other oshis are Grass Wonder and Symboli Rudolf
>>573847203bwo your 9* dirt parents?
>>573848361I say this
>>573847941who the fuck is this supposed to be
>>573843348Lumiere Autumn starting in 3 minutes! 3 spots left
>>573848310are you retarded?
>>573848361It's called Christmas Oguri Cap, fag
>>573848520Yes
>>573848247Yeah but it's 2000 medium and u=ma2 works
>>573848458its umama when shes off her cosplay
>>573848503who the fuck wants a square pizza dio mio!
>>573848361LETS GO RICKEY
>>573848260
>>573848602>u=ma2 worksi hope you're lying, i already don't want to play the next cm
ikuno................dictus
you could also skip CM
>>573848539>christian larp again
>>573848247gonna run Digitan + Pasa (Paizuri Monk) + and a third I haven't decided on yet
>>573848458Jane Woman
>>573845035wtf how'd you get this pic of me x2
>>573848539this
>>573839730>missed the rare sunday dahbyIt's never been over
Lumiere Autunm has started with 15 participants, since the winner is decided by points, you can still join the other 2 and win by luckmaxxing
>>573848783My beautiful mommy..
>>573848659Haha...
Reminder
>>573846541I'm satisfied for now. Sad Nishino missed two 8% wit trainings when she could have at least been above 1100 wit, but she does well enough. Turf S Taiki, but double circle Right-Handed and potential Lone Wolf should make up for the speed. Curren is the one I'm aiming to fix up, inconsistent access to Fully Charged and she never gets there in a bad mood, below 1100 wit, no S in either aptitude. Skill set is neat, but that's it. I can still cope with that Curren if I can't get a better one in three days.
>>573848650
why did no one tell me bueno guts has dd?
>>573848310>>573848458her torena. stego pregnant by me but because I don't live in japan she needs to satisfy her carnal desires in sapphic sin.
i have no obligation to tell you anything nigga
>>573848746
>>573848503>>573843348i won
>>573849193yes you do
please Taiki, I need speed...
>>573848936>750 stam with no gold recovery from the deckGood luck with that unless your uma's got recovery
>>573849438it's 2000m retard
>>573846541we gamble, I don't care anymore
>>573848996This is thr second time I've seen Cafe and Sunday sexually assault their Trainer.I kind of hope it's the last.
>>573848908
>>573848260Nope, especially with the new auto runs. See this chart? It's your odds of 1st for each G1 based on aptitude. Notice how if you have A in distance, you have 50% chance to win even with G in ground type. It will be the new standard to use dirt sparks to get 80%, maybe even 90% or 100% 1st odds on literally every auto parent, then just run all the races you can on all the umas. Auto runs will never make aces, so you don't care at all about getting S aptitudes on them, only about aptitudes for parent maxxing. A in 1 and B in the other is already guaranteed victory as long as you're not on 3+ races, so you don't bother putting a spark on your B aptitudes and just raise your worst aptitude with the most races to gain.
>>573849545With no downhills, and with >1500 speed stat
>>573849545with stamina requirement like a 3000mno downhill and everyone is bringing murmur
what's air groove's gyaru outfit fromit's not just her casual fit right
>>573849697
Pasa's pasas
>>573849634Can I actually kill people with murmur/ase + goldshit unique?
>>573849860You have my attention
>>573849863My wife is so pretty.
and the Lumiere Autumn is won by Curren rank°20128! the next round (Idaten) will start in 15 minutes. no one lost to NPC umas this round
>>573849875If you bring 2x 564 murmur anything but xoguri should die on the spot, but xoguri will probably be too popular for that to be worth it unless you really wanna grief non xoguri players
>>573849875only dumb people that try to skirt the line. oguri cap will be the scariest opponent and she has essentially unlimited stamina due to all those recoveries, so I wouldn't bother.
>>573849316You won the race, but was it worth using that whore Curren instead of Ryan?
Safe!
>>573850126currens nice though...
>>573849875it kills copano rickey and smart falcon, doesn't kill xoguri, so 2x dom might be better for the final if you expect a xoguri lobby
>>573849863This looks like a girl that just wants a rich and handsome husband.
>>573849856thanksboy i sure have never heard of bubblegum fellow before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcA-tpxMn3M
ive got a 4chan april fools day jokethey say nothing, but just add the stringent filter from uma to the site
>>573850217
I did have a terrible classic summer but I failed to meet the stats for the open league (over training WIT too) with this deck something that did not happen with Falco who I trained with a variant of this deck ( swapping Jordan for S Maru 0LB) should I change my borrow or wait until I'm not as unlucky? What's the best SPD card for sprinters?
>>573850385filter jokes have been done like 10 years and they always suck because they're funny the 1st time you see them and then just make communication annoying as shit for the rest of the day.
<20 minutes until babu sale
>>573850217>betrayalonly 1%
Trainer-san Sprint Uma run doko
Soon...DIGITAN RABU
>>573849965End performed way better than I expected, damn
>>573848247If you bring 10 dirt to fix you already lost. This isn't sprint where distance S doesn't do much (although it does matter now since this track has so much acceleration), you are going to run again someone with medium S and get smoked.
>>573850217Okay but what if the transfer student was also secretly a childhood friend?
>>573848746Yep. This is the sort of propaganda that is effective.
>>573850237If you win this with her, you have to put her as autis/uma/'s representative uma for at least a weekSorry but it's in the rules
>>573850720?you obviously still get medium S on your ace
>>573850720Okay thats it I'm going to Open League this CM FUCK IT ALL see you for the Oka Sho
>>573848503Idaten Stakes starting in 3 minutes! 2 spots open
>>573848936Wonder if late Xoguri is actually as strong as pace
>>573850883So you are going to need to build 10 dirt and 6 medium (at best) and hit an extremely low% of medium S while hog players run a 80% medium S set up on an already bullshit rng scenario that is grand live. Look I'm an oshi player most of the time but the next cm is looking insanely bleak.
>>573851202HISHI AMASEXOOOO
>>573851202My trainee AND my wife
>>573850939I agree
I'm giving swimsuit Mack dirt sparks so she can get dirty like Maru.
>>573851202That one guy's trainee AND his wife
AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TAZUNA-SAAAAAAN DIRECTOR-SAAAAAAAAN TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>573851202mating press
>>573851421
SEXWITHDIRTER
>>573851487I AGREE
>host won the race
>>573850373I thought this said White Girl Bible
>>573851148as long as the lobby is filled with debuffers, late can be stronger, since you still get u=ma^2 to trigger unique and have a higher speed coefficient. pace does get an additional gold skill from tachyon, but late has its gold accel on a much better card, if you're going for that
>>573851475please I beg of you, do something
>>573848936The slop sheet raises a good point here, if you can make it to 1500 speed on the 2 speed deck to slot in creek, the course bonus will bail you out against 1600 speed opponents and you're way more secure for HP
hors tumy
>>573851421>>573851629>going to the beach at night with only your trainee aroundIt's your fault
>>573851487
>>573851421just accept your destiny
5 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/live/eDOCTo32JNE
>>573851821Are we buying a horse?
Guys I keep seeing multiple copies of my trainee and her friends off in the distance even when they're standing right next to me and I'm starting to get worried
>>573851027and the winner of the Idaten stakes is....My Curren! the Ibis Summer Dash will decide the Calstone 3000 champion, starting in 15 minutes!
>>573851590Feels like it should be pretty hard to trigger u=ma at a good time with pace Xoguri and Rickey being meta
>>573852091
>>573852091nyo... my dox...
Tokai Teio desires a honeyade.
Curren Chan is one of the most #ForYou Umas ever. Calling her a whore is a forced meme fueled by envy.
massive stretch dox.... should i even delete it now
>>573852091AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>573852091>doxxedNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAVE ME DIRECTOR
>>573852084
>>573852091I recognize some of those names
>>573852091My danchous gonna kill me when he finds out I'm racing instead of grinding.
>>573850939
>>573852091I now do not regret forgetting about this event
>build maru for dirt mile>has mile s>1300 speed>1400 wit>20 skills>loses nonstop and is one of the lowest scorers on my whole team
>>573852113if you bring late xoguri + 2 debuffers and there are 3 other debuffers in the race, then you're in 4th place, if both bring double debuffer, then you're in 3rd, so either way it works out perfectly for u=ma^2you can bring dober, oyl and shake it out for backup in 5/6 if you miss triple 7, so you still get decent accel and your uniquebut you do miss out on an inherent gold recovery
sus
>>573851487She's a dirty, dirty girl.
>>573852091ExcelUma dancho first oopsie is doxxing the whole thread... Ibis Summer Dash starting in 5 minutes! overall winnner might be doxxed too...
>>573852532>Doesn't post her
>>573851487girls who roll their Rs are cute
>>573852632if i win im doxxed? nyo...
>>573852091Making some calls right now
>>573852037cow
>>573852764Dia makes my penis so hard that it's sometimes physically painful
She's just so cute.
So easy
>>573852494That skirt is kinda short...
>>573852953Same
>>573852992it's too late Aruvu, now I have to scout another cute uma
>>573852875It's not psychosis, it's enlightenment
>>573853037It's a feature
>>573852992
>>573853120
>>573852632Ibis Summer Doxx starting now, the winner of the Calstone 3000 is about be decided!
>>573853260>late startedits over
>>573853079
>>573853394I want the cute ningen that appeared in the first second
>>573853338silly creature
>>573853394
I love when Uma's who sing aggressively get put into silly songs. Nakayama as the center in Tracen Ondo, doing the "dododododo-sun no do--sun no?" is great.
hagssex with hagshag sex
i will not fuck my trainee
A little bit sharp, let's fix that.
>>573853123She looks so retardedly cute, in a retard kinda cute way... how long does her banner last
>>573853757sex with cb sex with cb sex with cb sex with cb sex with cb sex with cb sex with cb sex with cb sex with ace sex with cb sex with ace sex with cb sex with ace sex with cb sex with ace sex with cb sex with ace
On the sweltering Summer of '26, a trainer of Tracen Academy was found raped in an empty classroom; Director Akikawa has expressed her deepest condolences to the trainer and his family but has stated no actions will be taken due to a lack of evidence.As of now the trainer has been confined to his trainee's room for his own security.
>>573853835umas in rain sexoooooooooooooo
>>573853381"I don't wanna train, I wanna spend time with McQueen"
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>573853916Absolutely abhorrent, the fact that they're not going to do anything will just embolden future incidents. Trainers deserve rights and the time for peace is over
>>573853916>Trainer in the uma dormsSo they have chosen to silence the trainer...
>>573853916That Satono girl always seems to be hanging about in the after-hours. Awfully suspicious, you know...
>>573853680you don't get a choice in the matter
>>573853916holy corrupted system
of course i get a 3* when im going for completionist lole
Bros the streets are fogging up. It's going full silent hill...
Everyone love fillies but why not colts?
>>573854654perfect time to practice tulpa-making
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YHA0qf1OuEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YHA0qf1OuEIT'S UP
>>573854713can I make two?
>>573853706Very natural.
>>573854862what is, your weight?
Me: *Drinking a Monster Energy Lo-Carb* Mmmmm, I love this drink! It tastes like stinky sweaty cheesy vinegary Uma girlfeets!Bakushin: Sh-Shutup...! (Does it really taste like my feet...?!)
>>573853338did that dog died
>>573854919
>>573854862
>>573855058giwtwm
>>573855021>UG1 currenoh shit, thats methanks for hosting exceluma bwo
>>573854654While we're getting there, at least I dodged another 40c heatwave, or even 35c, as 30c is the peak so far.
>>573854957goddamn what an ugly bitch, I can't believe someone used to avatarfag her
>>573855021So we've got the second fuck up now huh
>>573855072report it then faggot
>>573854661I call all the shorties Fillies because the word fillies makes imagine filling their bellies with my fillies
>>573855021gwo........................
>>573855021Danchou...
>>573855148god I wanna fuck that stupid zoomer so much
>>573854889Wait, no.
>>573855175did V finally kill himself? thank god, no wonder the thread looked a little better today.
>>573853260doxxers die in the rain! the Ibis Summer Dash ends and with it the calstone 3000. the overall winner with 17 points is UG1 curren!thank you for participating, I'm planning to do a single stretch race weekly from now on, and have something else planned for next saturday>>573855195>>573855330>>573855331I'm having one hell of a time editing the results on my 4x3 monitor...
Babu Sale is startinghttps://www.youtube.com/live/eDOCTo32JNE
>>573855465thank you again for hosting, bwo
>>573855465Ty for hosting!
>>573855503shouldn't you advertise this completely non-vidya slop somewhere else, like /sp/?
>>573855503>Forever Young mentioned
>>573855465>S+ Akebono in 4thSOVL
>>573855465>Last placeI will prep better for the next one. Thanks for hosting.
>>573855503what are these creatures
>>573855870weird dogs
Dia-chan is so cute
>>573855503>Seresta
>>573855503hahapoop
I absentmindedly bought my trainee a tail brush because she was complaining about the old one breaking and she started acting extremely weird
>>573855503poor horsies being held like that.... they look uncomfy
>>573856183I don’t get this one
>>573850427
>Pay 10 grand for lord kanaloa's cum>get 800k from selling a yearling later ondamn man
>>573855465>>573850798
>>573855503God that Staygold grandosn is ugly as FUCK
This one looks cute
>>573856556King SRSweep SR
>>573856556hard to tell but you can try borrowing speed bakushin instead and go 3 wit SR's like marvelous fuku and daisca maybe
that horse is gonna kill someone
>>573856812
>>573856581recuso
>>573856812Someone still shelled out half mil for him
>>573856846Huge Lad
why won't we buy a horse
>>573856959Do you have half a million dollars lying around?
dookie
>>573857041i have half a million yen lying arounddoes that count
>>573857084No, but it would be a start
dam of this one is a sister to Almond Eye
am i crazy or does that horse just not want to show his left side at all costs for some reason
>>573857286Ariana Grande of horses
The filly is throwing a tantrum
Why the fuck have i been watching a japanese race horse auction for thirty minutes
200milInsane
>>573850427Replace Urara and Jordan with Sweep and Marvelous Sunday SR
>>573857448You will like ze KeibaYou will like ze Honse
>>573854654based, that's the best time to go for a walk. pretend you're in silent hill or bloodborne.
I expected a real steel baby to sell better
>>573857448In 4 years they're going to be added to the game, in 12 years you're going to lose to some nigger's "Pondering" an uma which looks like a 2030 vtuber
>>573857682i was about to saythat one was dirt cheap next to all the ones before him
>>573857682Someone knows something
>>573854957
>shits mid auction
>>573857041I have 120k carats, will that suffice
>>573855318filling a filly with my willy
This one is Daisca's grandson
how do you guys feel when you see a horse that may become an anthropomorphic horse in 7 years
>>573855318There's only one filly there
>>573857630mating press
>>573857959I am going to rape you.
>>573857905they shit 24/7 because they eat 24/7. like honestly if your horse goes 30 minutes without shitting it should see the vet. sometimes they shit mid-race, I remember memes about one letting out tons of shit right into a horse running behind it.
>>573858031Horny
>>573858031I hope ovr HERO godmire terra is hot
>>573857987Eishin Flash fucked Daiwa Scarlet to get that horse's mom
Less than 100 grandwhat was wrong with that one
>>573858031excited
>>573856191they're future race SLAVES so they better get used to it
>NOT A SINGLE JAPANESE PARENTHuh
>>573858079Can you encourage a hoers to poop sooner so they can hold it in laterat this rate the auction pooper scooper will have taken up all the soil in front of the auction podium lol
>>573857241>Panderingto who?
>>573858409to YOU!!!!!!!!!!
>>573858031Pissed, they announce umas then wait years for them to be playable. I’m still waiting for Daring Tact
hoehHAYhoehHAYhoehHAY
>>573857682>>573857719>>573857826forever young is STILL the only real steel spawn to be successful, everyone else is a jobber
>>573858497Could say that they're daring you to remain tact
If Daring Tact were going to be released from gay baby jail this year, she would already be getting traction on social media2027 at the earliest
>>573858172It's hard to explain, but it's based on the general feeling people have about the potential of the horseThat is based on the pedigree (including how horses closely related to the one on sale are doing in terms of race success) and physicality seen of the yearling
>>573858479
Damn almost no bids for dark bay filly?
>>5738586375.5 anni, trust.
>>573858654I remember talk about how ppl thought TM Opera O was ugly as hellNow im wondering how much was paid for him at auction
First Eclair spawn
Nice thread globaltards
>>573858160hot. imagine all the german cum flowing into scarlet's umanko and congealing into that horse's mom
>>573858365you can feed them stuff that makes them shit weird but it's a big risk because if they spray diarrhea on the auction grounds people are gonna assume the horse is in poor health, their normal diet gives them pretty consistent shit normally unless they're sick or not eating properly at all. if anything them giving a nice healthy shit on the auction floor is a sign they are doing ok to potential buyers.
more poop
>>57385878210,5 mil Yen
>>573855410yeah, the thread has been a lot comfier since he left. I just wish he took his butt buddy with him, but he was the worst of the posters here so I'll take it.
>>573857630S-Sex...
>>573858439>>573858535will an artsy anon please explain what program gets lines that sharp? I've never seen such sharp lines in my life geez
>>573859013he was a cute horse... he not ugly...
i want to umapyoi with dantsu flame
>>573859098He's definitely shaped weird
>>573858782>I remember talk about how ppl thought TM Opera O was ugly as hellit's true, major case of ludwig eyes
>>573859013So like 65 grand in 1997 dollars? maybe 120 grand today?
>>573859098You have to understand that people hated his ass because he kept winning. They use any excuse to hate him despite him being just a slightly weird looking horse.
>>573859070
CANON ugly horses operabig headhidetama
cawfe
>>573844702>>573845001>>573845038>>573845241>>573845517>>573845613>>573844908Is that mega with all the tanukis still around?
>>573858282Older Teio is crazy...
Horses all look the same to me, the only difference is the color.
>>573859307I'll die on this hill, Hayahide during his racing years looked fuckin badasslike his head was a skull and he was an undead warhorse
>>573859073It looks like a fairly standard round pen tool, but they just made their lines really cleanly. Then they set a larger border around the outline of the full drawing.
He popped all over the floor...
CLEAN IT UP UMA JANNY
>>573859265>>573859070>>573857630
>>573859471that's actually why people thought he looked ugly
>>573859052If only the staygold poster would follow him out
I think this is the list for today?270+ horses? danghttps://www.jbis.jp/seri/2026/11H1/sale/
>>573859707lets be real that fag barely posts and it's trivially easy to filter his few images and fewer text catchphrases because he never discusses the game. it's your own fault if you see his shit, unlike V who would egopost and give shitty advice to people asking questions and always attach random images.
>>573859671I suppose the meme about Japan having shit taste extends from anime to horse aesthetics
>>573859497i think you're right. it wouldn't even look right if it was stiff and not gestural. i think i just got too close to the screen and the high resolution made the sharpness look insane due to pixel count
Teio?HANDSOME horse
>>573859236he's got CHARACTER
>>573859707>SAAAR
>>573859964Erorfevre
>>573859998he's got eyes with different postal codes
>>573859671fuckin' morons, as david lynch would say
CHESTNUT FILLY AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>573859707Your izzat is gone, please leave the premises
>>573860136lynch would fucking kill you for playing uma on mobile, he only plays on pc fullscreen.
>>573859596
>>573860069STOP BULLYING HIM
>>573858439what uma is this? I don't recognize her
>>573860069Ryan Gosling is a more well-known example
>>573859964The Orfevre propaganda is meant to start later…
>>573860253>>573859596Cutie
>>573860220i think uma in proper fullscreen without the menu panel taking up half of it would be a fucking godsend i could actually play it on my oled without a bright white static image killing half my screen
>>573860220if you don't rent out a theater's auditorium to play umamusume all day, what the fuck are you even doing?
>>573859964DUMB HAIR
>>573859860>Never discusses the game Which is why he doesn't belong here. His blogposts about whatever event is also cringe as fuck
Sorry but I wanna embrace a soft mare
>>573860360menu panel is cool but yeah it sucks that more than a third of the screen is literally nothing.
>>573860308Dia looks great in anything
>>573860447So are V's retarded posts and constant shitflinging, curious how you're not saying anything against that
I thought horses stood still to poop but some of these ones at the auction are just spraying it all over the place. I also thought their poop was more solid than that.
Do I make pasta for dinner or order chinese?
>>573859860I'm pretty sure V still posts here, just without the images now. The last thread autism where someone tried to convince the thread that you should skip tachyon and just use sr sweep was worded incredibly like his posts, and I remember him giving very similarly bad "save and skip GL because scenarios speed up" bullshit before.
>>573860447Hey, thats my /uma/gfs posts you're talking about
>>573860536why would I he's already gone
>>573860550danon "the cannon" decile pooped on croix during last year's japan cup
>>573860563Order Chinese that has a side of pasta, or pasta with a side of Chinese
>>573860563what kind of pasta do you have and what would you order from the chinese place?
>>573860610He does, he's the one who's gotten banned like 3 days in a row for talking about Indians
>>573860550they prefer to stand still but if they're nervous or agitated they let it fly, and these are young horses that aren't used to being surrounded by a crowd of people and cameras and shit. it sometimes is more solid but just depends on what they're eating.
>>573860672hmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with this umabadassss
>>573860680I have a craving for pasta alla zozzona for some reason, so I'd make thatBut also craving some beef fried rice and chicken wings (saving half for leftovers)
>>573860563You got food at home nigga, why waste money
>>573860672based... so fucking zased...
>>573860563why dont you make chinese now and order pasta later?
>[Deleted]Wowzies! Some shitposters died hard.
>>573860672some of it hit the jockey in the head, lucky they have helmets.
>>573859414>>573859414>>573859414>>573859414anybody?
I'm done with my midterms tomorrow, should I buy sushi or go to burger king?
>>573860672how will umamusume adapt this
Do umas poop standing as well?
I don't want to post about how distressing the yüri inclanations of my trainees are, I just want a soft mare
is V in the room with us right now?
>>573860983it's what really happens when debuffs skills trigger
>>573860819I'm in the position where in terms of meals, I can get I want if I want it. I'm trying to allow myself to get what I'm craving instead of just saying I can make something at home
I posted a "Passed (by a store in Shibuya) today at 31" with a black and white image of myself on Umastagram and earlier and saw that I missed 54 calls from my trainee and a bunch of texts, do I respond?
>Satono Diamond mood down because Sega arcade machines are unreliable pieces of shit>back to back>5x in a run
>>573860978sushi >>573861074make pasta
>>573860983
>inclanationsHm, no, Agnes is coming with me tonight for that one
there's 270 of these and they are only at the 28th
Bidding on some of these, as a joke, to ramp up the price until it goes through at which point you have to come up with 400k USD and also a stable in which to train them in
>>573860978>midtermsbwo i already finished my summer classes
>>573861039here's your mare, bwo
>>573861098Well what do they say?
my POV
>>573860293Tamamo Cross
>>573861406Only registered owners (or their approved proxy) can bid anon
>>573840309Chunky
>>573861198kek
>>573861451
>>573861202Forgive me>>573861434Too manly
>>573861437I told them it was a joke and they said it wont be. Do you think I can salvage it?
>Kitasan Black
>>573861850>Kita Spawn almost $2 million
Mejiro Palmer feels upset after her last race. What do you do?>Hug her>Kiss her>Tell her to suck it up>Breed>[Glass Her]
>fucks your marewife
>>573859414im still hereill post nooks
Kita posts are either AGP, (E)RP or Cuck postingWhy is that?
>breeds you
>>573855503god damn youi've had this playing in the background for over an hour now
Hello. Where is my Cinderella Gray season 2?
>>573838683Sauce?
>>573862128my pov
>>573862006but I don't want them posted I want to download the tanukis myself
>>5738555031 of 14 Kita spawns soldnext ones are 64, 72, 77, 86, 100, 107, 115, 124, 129, 145, 150, 170, and 18
>>573862093Collectively Mindbroken by Duramente
A deal is a deal Trainer-san! You gotta suck my nipples!
>>573862201im just posting what I have and saving other people's like collectables. you should do the same
>>573859976How so?
>>573862274duramente gets replaced by Still in Love a few months later btw
>>573862274>10% fan bonusDanchou won't be happy
>>573861713sorry bwo, the horse is going to own you now.
>>573862201https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CGjjUv6lF8--9wxIs7tn5LCewE6OJRBZ/view?usp=drive_link
Is it erp hours yet?
>>573862274duramente has 0 sp bonus, not really worth using
Gonna name your horse "Search Results"
>>573861442I've had this reference saved for so long I need to commission my Umawife in a similar pose with visible wedding ring
I don't know what agp means but it sounds like an activity 30 years old balding men pretending to be women partake in
>>573862364True, and just like Kita, absolutely useless unless shes MLB
the 3 day sign up window is retardedmake it 24 hours
>>573861962>PERMANENTLY stuck in support card art jailthis world is so unfair
>>573862582Who is the Umawife?
>>573862457Much appreciated.
>>573862594>3rd anniversary support >no SP bonus dead on arrival, even speed Pokke has it
>>573862283https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB6AxMq1Fic
>>573862621summer maruzensky shows support outfits can be made into skins and i suppose viceversa
>>573862587Someone has to tease me
>>573862621Life is not fair to those who appreciate Mejiro Palmer.
>>573862182>CygamesPictures is busy with KagurabachiBest case scenario, We will get teaser trailer at the end of this year.If not, 2028.
Hayahide: Anon. You never talk about how smelly my feet are.Me: W-Well--Hayahide: Quiet. My feet smell like cheese and vinegar. And you know it.Me: Biwa--Hayahide: You never tease me. You never say I have stinky smelly girlfeets. Am I nothing to you?Me: No! Not at all! It's just--Hayahide: *Peels off her sweaty stinky cheesy vinegary socks* You are going to find out firsthand what cheesy vinegary girlfeets ACTUALLY smell like. *Pushes up glasses and smirks smugly, her face now red and flustered* I hope you brought a change of pants.
>>573862598the 3 day window is there because in JP players don't know years in advance what the next CM will be, so it's important to have enough time to rush out aces when the last warning pops up. the event wouldn't come sooner if they just removed 2 of the heads up days.
>>573860343Verxina wouldn't do this
>>57386258730 year old balding dude here. I can assure you I'd rather be inside Kitasan, as in nakadashi, than that shit.
3 days until the RNG CMeastern cultures consider luck as a buildable skill like intelligence and strength etc. how do you feel about yours?
>>573862587autogynophillia some hot shit
>>573862621Bubble Gum Fellow got her alt outfit despite it appearing in an SSR support card, didn't she? There's still a chance...
>>5738628863 days? I still haven’t done my 3rd ace. Should I just bring a debuffer, and call it a day
>>573862860>everyone else's beta racing outfit was a sharp difference from what they got in the final release, with tama being the most different>oguri's did not change at allKinda funny.
>>573862645Kawakami
>>573862886I feel like I never shouldve won the mile CM and came dead last in the last CM as payment so hopefully my luck is at least neutral by now
My trainee keeps calling me onii-chan even though 16 years isn't even that big of an age difference
>>573862886From 1 (lowest) to 100 (highest I think my luck is like a 55 to a 65
Nakayama card kinda fun
>>573863132Excellent choice. I'd go half-in with you if I could.
I want to be scolded by an angry Mackie...
>>573862869You don't need to know it years in advance, each scenario only lasts 4 months and JP does know all upcoming pvp events for the current scenario. it's not like the details are only announced a few days before the event starts.
>>573863063It depends, Unity is pretty fast and building aces for a Sprint CM is relatively easy so you could probably push out a 3rd ace before it starts.But if you're gonna be too busy in the next few days then yeah just make a debuffer
I want a /uma/bf so bad...
Which uma would beat me within an inch of my life for simply speaking to the ningen waitress at a restaurant
>>573861434vodka's a cute feminine girl!
>>573862876Same
after tachy/light whats the next banner to pull for besides s.maru/fm? anything before ramonu worth pulling (umas or cards)?
>>573862865w-why would he need a change of pants?
>>573863541Vodka is beautiful and sexy
I'm so weak to tsunderes
>>573863532Furawa
>>573863581you want to save for ramonu and the pal that releases a few weeks after her. both want mlb iirc.
>>573861708you get vodka or boney ass, angular, no fat on her at all, sweepy
Did someone order a sweaty hag?
>>573862457>32k items
>>573861945it'll probably be a shitter
>>573844074that's teio?
>>573862283>>573862715>it's been a decade since the dealpost sticky
>need to do 3 more MANT runs for the eventCongrats, Teio! You get to fill in for Makween today!
>check Umapyoi Densetsu's lyrics on an umamusume en wiki>check the available English translations>there's the in-game English translation, the official English version sung by El Condor Pasa, King Halo, and Grass Wonder, and an English fan translation for the whole song>the full fan translation is sourced from an imas wiki???????????
>>573863795SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>573863737No. Please take her back.
>>573861962the fuck does glass her mean
>>573863795>>573863860Wakamo is a better foxwife.
>>573863604
>>573863894wolf among us
>>573863831i have to get myself diagnosed for autismi am physically incapable of compelling myself to throw careers and make umas sad on purpose
I'm fucked fornthis CM, I haven't got a third Ace yet...
>>573863948cuz she has giant fucking tits, however izuna is the better gf in the long run
>>573863581seeking the pearl, kitasan NY, daitaku helios, valentine ines fujin are all good umas that come out during GL. kitasan white is top of the meta on certain tracks, daitaku helios very good on mile, valentine ines is a legendary LoH horseno particularly amazing cards, but ruby is good for backliners and k.s. miracle for pace chasers, both are used on sprint/mile tracks for a while, but not really worth pulling for if you're not a whale (miracle is decent even at 0LB though, if you're focusing on pace chasers)
>>573863795>>573863860weird looking kitasans
>took an extended break from uma because my absolute shit luck from rolling SSR C.B. made me lose motivation to continue playing 60k carats gone, had to spark her twice>new scenario coming up>finally got interest back again after finally finishing MLS and passing my BOC>apparently everyone expects you to have 60k already for MLB Tachyon>only have 20k Carats and no rainbow crystalsShould I post my deck to see if it's possible for me to catch up assuming I buy the guarantee 3*/SSR packs? It won't look pretty, but anything to get back into the game and so I can get my dommy wife Ramonu her MLB card, or SSR Condor I guess. Not like I have anything better to do as I'm waiting on an interview I had two weeks ago to see if I got the job, but I'll start applying to other positions in the meanwhile. That and I'm playing Dragon Quest V on my 3DS
>>573863737Yes. Please put her in my mouth.
>>573864080my PRECIOUS CUTE DAUGHTER WIFE
>>573863990That doesn't really sound like autism.
>>573863963never played that game so i dont get that reference
f2p wallet check
>>573864205It took just two weeks? Dober is so easy...
>>573863990Surely it just means you're immersed in the game and don't see careers only as a means to get platinum titles.
>>573864178aAaAaAaAaAaAaAa
>>573864281You've never played Tetris?
>>573864159>Gamble>Have shit luck>Quit gameWhy would I help you out when you're going to quit again in 2 weeks?
Tap Dance City
>rolled speed star with sub-400 wit
>double S>shit training>TRIPLE AGEMASENI'm going to break
>>573864281zoomers these days don't even know tetris...
>>573864468her song is greather tits are greater
>A wild bidding war broke out!>The Kitasan Black × Pretty Gorgeous (by Lawman) colt sold for $1,975,308>His dam was named Champion Two-Year-Old Filly at the 2020 Cartier Racing Awards, Europe’s annual year-end racing awards.>Danox bought him
>>573864391>>573864490i actually watched the movie, great spy thriller, but i dont get what soviet business dealings have to do with glass and women
>>573864451Cute Umama
>>573864490Aren't zoomers good at classic tetris or something
>>573864605It's explained in the manga
>>573864485>Watching Trash Tastereally....?
>>573863894Glass (him/her) means to take a glass bottle and smash it into someone's face
RAPED BY UMA MUSUME!!!!!! UNTIL I CRY AND CANT GET IT UP!!!!
>>573864436I'm stubborn as fuck and stupid enough to dive back into the umaddiction, and also I have an MLB Kitasan and Fine Motion, with Creek at 3LB
Next thread will be boobs
>>573864596someone post the image of kita watching her son win the arima kinen and diamond tells her her breeding scheulde just fully booked
>>573864678Why are middle schoolers like this?
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>>573864652i dropped it around volume 240 when it started to become just filler>>573864706now thats fucked up, no one should be smashing glass bottles into any uma's face
>>573864721>I have three things everyone hasCool! If you throw in a credit card and use daily pulls and scam banners you'll be ahead of most players in no time (you'll still lose to whales) as long as you aren't a retard that dumps $800 on a banner that gets a rerun every month.
>>573864468those are some Grade-A American jugs
