Previous: >>573864828>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Summer Mejiro McQueen (3*), Summer Gold Ship (3*), Bamboo Memory (3*), SSR Maruzensky, SSR Nakayama Festa, SSR Ikuno Dictus, SSR Yukino BijinCurrent CM: Leo Cup - Nakayama Turf 1200m Sprint/Right/Summer/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: Summer Showdown! Story Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg 07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Narita Top Road (3* alt)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
THE RICE HOUR IS NIGH
>>573888756Cute Laisu!
>MANT: Haruten (3200m turf)>GL: Japan Dirt Derby (2000m dirt)>GM: Hopeful Stakes (2000m turf)>L'Arc: L'Arc (2400m turf)I like this trend of starting scenarios with CMs that aren't worth training for so that people can focus on TT right when the scenario drops
>>573888756kicking this dastardly villain in the shins
Brown is best
I don't bake because I'm afraid of fucking something up, and also because most of my uma images I've saved from here are unironically just porn
>>573888756kissing this beautiful villain in the umanko
>>573888843Dark bay, you mean.
>>573888831
>>573888587But anon above said me ask for sashes in Guild, i need them. Sorry desu tachi
>>573888859You could always ask for an image from someone else
>>573888861She is a hero
>>573888859Cute boyfriend material.
What is /uma/ currently playing that isn't Uma Musume? Other than Tibia and Mewgenics, I'm not playing anything that isn't Uma. It's the first gacha since the heartbreak I had with SIF EoS and humiliation ritual, and I don't see myself falling for any others. Curious about others, as someone who hasn't booted in a console in ages.
>>573888843Proof?
>>573889078I have plenty of visual evidence to support my claims
>>573889023Factorio and DeadlockStarted Palworld this weekend
>>573889023I play 5 other gachas but aside from gachashit lately I've been trying to go through my backlog so ace combat 7some friendslop like jump space with friends whenever they're available
>>573889023I'm reading isekaislop novels. Though I'm very close to finishing Pacific Drive, but my desire to find out what happens next in the novel is more than my desire to play vidya.
>>573889023Ground Zeri beta on Steam, Stellar Blade on and off. I also play a random mix of childhood games on my emulation handheld shitbrick
not a more gropable chest in existence
>>573889023The System Shock remake, Hearthstone, custom campaign mods in SC2, SRW DD, probably some other stuff I'm forgetting. I have a lot less free time after getting a job.
>>573889023Monster Train 2 and some fan remakes of retro games (Mario Bros Remastered, Sonic 3 AIR, etc.).Also been playing a physical card game named "Compile" with a friend regularly.
>>573889023MH Wilds on and off. I tried Nightrein recently and I didn't like it.
>>573889174what's the connection
>>573889258Ground Zero*
>>573889023I was playing but Forza but I am getting bored since I reached max level on multiplayer. Trying to finish RE6 with my brother (trash game), and Stellaris. I’m patiently waiting for the new FE, and Ace Combat
La Creatura
>>573889302I dropped Hearthstone during that "build your spaceship" update or whatever, thought it was complete ass, is the current meta less gay? And I couldn't stand Druid being so OP
>>573889023Disco Elysium is the only other video game I’m playing rn, but I play Yu-Gi-Oh! every Friday evening.
I ask for sashes right before reset so campers cant hit the donate all button
>>573889146Is that so?
>>573889023I got into Shadowverse again.Other than that, my friend got FFXVI for our shared steam library so I've been playing through that.The rest are just the things I've been playing for the past few years on and off because I'm a NEET.
the CANON version of toreina is the brutal MANT slave driver my trainee is lucky tazuna bribes me with french vacations to stay my hand
>>573889404Oh I mostly play Battlegrounds mode, it's the only autobattler that I like. As for the current meta, I like the End of Turnadin.
>>573889446I'm sure you'll find my collection sufficient
>>573889404people still play hearthstone?
>>573889535Maybe so...
boy kissing
>>573889565Not just maybe. Definitely
>>573889023OG Arknights, re9
>>573889547You still find matches near-instantly, it just doesn't really have an esports scene anymore.
>>573889361good luck, my brother couldn't even stomach Leon's campaign in its entirety so I had to beat that and Chris' myself. never managed to get past Sherry and huh... Jake...? by sheer boredom
are Kris S bros the straightest posters?
>>573889629Gotcha played
>>573889023I've mostly just been playing uma dota and slay the spire 2 (still need to clear a10 with the defect). I've been wantinf to get into a single player game from my backlog though, just dont know where to start. Or idk play Palworld>>573889219Playing multiple gachas is deranged, genuinely dont know how you handle 5 games that are glorified chores.>>573889304>physical card gameBased, I kinda miss playing more board/card games with friends. It used ti be just magic (until the crossover slop made us at least temporarily lose interest) and now it's all pathfinder.
>>573889764>Playing multiple gachas is deranged, genuinely dont know how you handle 5 games that are glorified chores.NTa but I Straight up only log in when there's something to do that isn't a chore. so story updates, events, etc.
>>573889741Probably, but we can't rule out the small possibility of one of them being an obese bookworm woman.
>>573889741Only because she is brown and brown people hate those characters.
>>573889702I think so, Wesker’s son. We already completed Leon, and Chris. Honestly if we weren’t playing together and laughing at how bad the game is I couldn’t subject myself to such a dull game, surprising they made a comeback after this garbage
>>573889824I guess I can see that but I personally just struggle to play a game casually. If I play something I want to commit to it.
>>573889928a lot of gachas are just dailies and done for the day
>>573889839or whatever Gimlet is
>>573889993I know uma takes longer to do dailies in than many other gachas, but if I'm just opening something for 10-15min a day then am I really playing it? I guess that goes back to the oroginal comment about just waiting for stories/events
>>573889928I can get that, but I've played so many I've sort of just gotten to the point where I've seen the skinnerbox for what it is.If I want to feel busy I'll log in and grind it out, but otherwise it's just a game I keep up with as if it's a seasonal TV show with new episodes every few months.Uma is the same, I don't do CM, I just roll for Uma and cards, read careers and do event stories.
>>573890021i dont know anything about her... chuuni kino?
>>573889023pvz reflourished, tf2, some indies in my backlog, last one is tails of iron
>>573890021A chunni
>>573889954Why are they committed to sending ccp spies
>>573890046You get to collect currency and characters etc
>>573889023Granblue, the gacha, been playing for 11 years. I played the og relink, and while it was neat and I enjoyed the campaign, this kind of action game is no longer me. It got the big expansion recently and everyone in my crew is playing except me. Also play a bit of Magia Exedra. Just reading events and doing daily skips; it's unfortunately really mid even though I love Megucas. I play a lot of board games in Board Game Arena though, and live at clubs. Modern board games are extremely distilled GAMEPLAY. There is 0 fluff, 0 fat, just riveting game decisions every single turn. Just look at it. It's magnificient.
>>573889752ticket would trick her trainer into looking at her nudes
Are waiting for playable Jungle Pocket? Is she good on JP?
>>573889023i like zzz
>>573889023Playing through Ace Combat 7 again. I am targeting the aces and medals this time around; Having to do the Cape Rainy canyon flight in under 2 minutes to get the ace to spawn was nuts.
>>573890482>Are waiting for playable Jungle Pocket?no>Is she good on JP?noshe's good for the CM after her release and fine after that, like every other 2nd+ year uma
>>573889023I'm playing CP again. Maybe this time I'll actually finish the DLC.
>>573890596But whom are we waiting for? Who is good?
>>573890607CHIYO DONT ABBREVIATE IT CHIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>573889023I've played every videogame that was worth playing so now I just jack myself off whenever I'm bored.
Sex...
what the hell
>>573890607The pedophile strikes again
>>573890672i need Marvellous Sunday's big fat tiddies on my face
>>573890630Your oshi
>>573890770Why?
>>573890630I roll for the following umas>Pearl>Rob>Inari+Tama fest>Neo Universe>Kris Sex>Calstone>Jordan Summer (maybe)>Transcend>Fenomeno> Oguri Cap forma del cingrey>Stay Gold>Lucky Lilac>Admire Groove
>>573890672I fucking hate these rancid bug eyed goblinoids that this hack draws
sex with all forma de dotos idgaf
>>573890630Rickey is the last of the must pull umas. You can argue Machan, but it's >sprint who give a shit.
>>573890890Fuck. You.
>>573890630There's no point umapulling for meta. You already spend 90% of your income on cards. Just pick what you like and try to group them in your preferred style
>>573890908Need me a retired uma gf with a muffin top fr
new team.8024 3907
When is she coming out? I NEED her.
>>573890732bamboo muteki SHATTERS long standing tradition by becoming the FIRST tracen academy student to have any fashion sense at all
>>573890989thats my gf
There's no need to raise dirt aptitudes for debuffers, right?
>>573890807i want her to melt away all my worries and be comforted, i want to smell the skin, feel the softness, getting squished between those marvellous sundays
>>573890732he looks like he's about to tell the best girl in her series that she loves the worst girl
>>573891017w-wow. but to be fair I just played her story and it was a whole lot of nothing...
mihono bonbon erotic.
>>573891049>hefuck. i fucked up the pronouns because i was thinking of the reference.
>>573890989nonny
Need a disinterested and possibly scornful nursing handjob from Air - or Admire - Groove.
>>573891092I like the part where she twerks
>>573891151Both care deeply for you tho
>>573891185huh?
>>573891185
>>573890883Isnt stay gold in like 4 years?
>>573891196They can pretend in that case
>>573891261Yeah? What of it?
>>573891196mischaracterizing umas for fetish purposes is all this thread does.
>>573890607
>>573891092If you were looking for actual real racing accomplishments then yes, her career is uh. not the best. She's a jobber but she's MY jobber and I love her a lot.
>>573891261That anon has stated he has meticulously planned all of his pulls
I had a dream tonight and when some crazy nonsense bullshit happened I said: must be AI generated. It's over for me unironically and I hope this never happens to you.Uma musume.
>>573891365but she won the yasuda kinen and the sprinters' stakes
>>573891365sure I like her design alot and didnt expect much from the career, but I feel like it was the same from start to finish (no I didnt get the hot springs ticket please post it...)
>>573891365I think her outfit is pretty sexy
):<
>>573891354Sorry...
>>573889023Been playing Silent Hill Origins lately. It's a better game than I expected, it's just not scary. Enemies look too silly. The camera sucks, too. But it's a surprisingly okay game.
>>573891551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLrOiWzyqzA
>>573890925this bitch needs to draw more umas getting anally gaped
>>573891641She should have had bigger tits
>>573891365Jobber umas are fine. I feel like I'm cursed to always like these types of characters in competitive anime. Underdogs are much more fun.
HOLY RAPED
>>573891641I like her ear ornament and that despite her tough guy act she's a total girl
I really think we should put the Chiyoposter into a wood chipper, feet first.
>>573891505I haven't gotten it either because cygames personally hates me and wants me to die. But it's fine since her dialogue is adorable.>>573891486That's good, sure, but her career did get overshadowed by a certain evil fucking horse that was around at the time..
>>573890989hey, anon.why are you not joining my room?did I do something wrong, perhaps?oh? I didn't?then comecome to the one you belong to.this is neither a suggestion or askyou will come right fucking nowyou do not fuck with me anon. understand?now get in here before you suffer dire concequencesthe urge to k̴͙͙̝̋͐̽i̴̜̪̾ĺ̴̨̛͍̃̃͝l̸̡͙͇̃ is getting to me...oh how nice it would be to dice up your disgraceful selfchop chop chop...into the stew you goone fingertwo fingers.ahahaha...oh god how I've longed for this feeling againfinally someone who deserves it, tooI will join you up there in not too long dear nonnyyou will be inside your mommy as she's leaving this worldtogetherforever.
>>573891871>No Reason mentionedOH YEAAAAHOgurin is not evil btw
>>573891835I’m glad we agree
>>573890672does anyone have all the nsfw stuff that he almost instantly deletes saved somewhere
>>573891901are you okay?
>>573891623played it earlier this year myself, i liked it a tiny bit as well. the soundtrack being more low key was nice
>>573891901I was playing a dota match I can join one now if you want
>>573891871those are bamboo memory's G1 wins haha pranked
Owner Susumu Fujita comments on Forever Young's Arima Kinen challenge: "We'll see the results of the two races in America"Forever Young's (5-year-old male, trained by Yahagi) owner, Susumu Fujita, attended the Select Sale 2026 on the 13th and commented on the horse's autumn schedule. Regarding the frequently discussed question of whether or not to participate in the Arima Kinen (December 27th, Nakayama Racecourse, 2500m turf), he reiterated, "We want to consider the Arima Kinen after seeing the results of the two races in America."Forever Young's schedule has already been announced, targeting the Grade I Jockey Club Gold Cup (September 18th, Belmont Park Racecourse, 2000m dirt) followed by the Grade I Breeders' Cup Classic (October 31st, Keeneland Racecourse, 2000m dirt).Regarding the plan to have the horse race twice overseas and then once in Japan, trainer Yahagi, who manages the horse, recently revealed, "Both the owner and I share that dream."https://tospo-keiba.jp/breaking_news/73622
why does this keep happening
>>573889023
>>573892084>literally the same guy
>>573892183Which ones made you goon harder, fren?
>>573891901The /uma/ plot got really good over night?
wtf my late surger is always dead last when the gate pops. should i have given her groundwork
>>573892240Flatcheez Magical Girl KonohaHero Party Must fallNTR Tales Adventure
>>573891941I usually check here, Panda doesn't seem to have the Nishino sex pic that Gel has from what I could see though...https://exhentai.org/tag/artist:funhttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14344069&tags=xaea_xp
ikuno......................dictus
>>573892403Take off the dumb glasses
>>573892403Must be nice having a 2* as your fav uma. It'll be basically impossible not to have her.
>>573892403Her umanko game must be insane...
>>573889023ERP in FF14
>>573892125MMMMMMMM JUICY CLICK
>>573889023I'm between games but I'm trying to force myself to actually boot up my Saturn with an ODE
>>573892326
>>573889023Winning Post, RimWorld, Total War: Medieval II, Underrail, Stronghold Crusader, EraTohoTW
Tachyon LOVE
This design is perfection
GOOD MILENING
>>573892326Upon closer inspection, Panda did have it.
>>573892616Slag
>>573892420
>>573892590They should just call her Agnes Loveyon already and save some trouble
my trainee gave me a sexually transmitted eyeball change
>>573892125got the fattest wit click ever yesterday on a glue run
>>573892609We need a spin off game with all these side umas doing side uma things
>>573892874ticket looks like this?
>>573891901Nice improvement over the normal Curren.
>>573892874I love this dumb obese stupid fat idiotic corpulent foolish overweight chud
>>573892789I accidentally brushed my trainee's hip with the back of my hand and as a result another trainee across campus who had no connection to either of us suddenly became pregnant
>>573892789Better than super uma rabies
>>573892943I finally got her today after the grinding legend races, can't wait to make her overeat at every opportunity
>>573893003
>>573892757Your dumb meme will never take off no matter how many times you spam it
I started punching my trainee really hard every time she lost a race, as here recently she's been seemingly going out of her way to place last in every race. Do you think if I hit her harder that she'd place better?
>>573892946falling asleep in the middle of her friend's crash out this is why I always fw ceebee
Things are really becoming derbulent now
>>573892960yeah haha...that's why she got pregnant...
>>573893043THE BELLY OF THE FRANCHISE
https://discord.com/invite/X39jA8Uug
Nishino is a good girl.
why is narita brian such a giant bitch
I told gold city I'm going to shower every day and go to the gym but she got really angry for some reason...
I'm not clicking that link
>>573893334that's the uma&co discord invite
>>567486694here you go
>>573893296I made her eat vegetables.
>>573893087>Gran
>>573893343Truly vile
>>573888890Laisu is so freaking cute and coolI love her
>>573891901results?
>>573893373luv me cock ball
>17 years old
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>573893578SEXO!!!
>>573892587Playing the new Plaworld update and Darktide with the Skitarii class. Both will last me atleast until GrandLive turns around which is great
>acupuncturist in turn 2>failed charm chakraNingen hate
>>573893652i am retarded, it was meant as reply to >>573889023 of course
>>573889023Relink
>>573893652I want to like Darktide but it feels like it takes too long to get through a mission or your character to a point that actually feels good I've still put 100ish hours in it though
What if you got a second life in umaverse, but instead of a human you would reincarnate as a door? Every time you would be opened and closed you would get a little bit of exp you could use in a skill tree.
SEX
>>573889023Project Zomboid.Trying to do a no cars run. Only walking. It's a fun challenge but I've restarted a couple times out of annoyance at not being able to carry everything. About to start a Max Fitness and Strength run in build 42.
