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>>574381789>non-Global uma
How do I find a girl like this without gaslighting or blackmail?
>>574381786HENSHIN!!!!!
>>574381884just bee urself
post JP umas
>>574381884It's pretty eas->without gaslighting or blackmailThey don't exist
>>574381413
>>574381884become a trainer
Cute
>>574381789
Dia is more American than Argie. Don't listen to spic propaganda.
>>574381789SEXWITHDOGUMASEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>574381990rad af pose
Tachyon LOVE
crazy shit going onhe just went outsidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kc9R_XZ1N8
>>574381990
>>574382170>many umas are saying thisis this some kind of ritual?
>>574381884Have you tried going to your nearest Hot Topic?
How do I find a girl like this without joining a gang or dying.
Reminder that brown is good for you
BUT WHY
What's the difference between a sex uma and a sexo uma? Preferably with examples
IM READY TO GET 0 WINS
>>574381884>A prodigy but also an orphanYou don't
>>574382420I think that brown should get an education first.
>>574382489it's like Nishino Flower vs Hishi Amazon
>>574382420But I'm white...
>>574382384become a trainer
>>574381789Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>574381789>cat /uma/ thread>now dog /uma/ thread
>>574382316I don't like watching these because it will happen to me on the banners I want
>>574382596She's working on it>>574382634You know what to aim for then
>>574382384Cute Journey
Bed breaking extremely hot sex with Biwa Hayahide post retirement race.
>>574382683Danchou you gotta update the image, we are almost below 1900
la kreaturas
>>574382820Banana Fiend…
>>574382934biwa would NEVER eat a banan this slowly
>>574382908Beautiful Suzuka....
>>574382934"Biwa your trainer is coming, act normal"
Mambo!
>>574382887Eh, the difference is not that big.
>>574382934banana fiend...
easy on the chanko there, maya
>>574381878
>>574382190Malpensa is a perfect name for Dia's dam so the propaganda can stay
Mambo has room for one or two anons looking for an easygoing A+ club. Reply with id or apply in game if interested.
RICKEYLUCKYMINNA DE HAPPY
>>574383168marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon marry sex oyakodon
>>574383271>one or two
>>574383168Dishonesty is a sin...
>>574382820many are saying this
>>574383326HAPPY UREPIYOROPIKU NE
>>574382316get rekt
>>574382093>Deep Impact loves Latinas
>Dober hates me-
>>574383348nyes
>>574383696can we make it 3
Join Brick-182We have a spot open just for you!Reply with id or in game with /uma/ in bio
>>574383872you really want us to derank huh...
>all the /uma/ clubs still recruiting mid monthUmamusume is... reclining...
>>574383483stupidly unnecessary sexy body
I hope I can win 1 race and get into B finals
>>574384234Maya would never weas something so bold
>>574384176i don't think kicking the guy with 6k fans currently is going to kill the club bwo
Biwa gives of hag vibes so no thank you
>>574384053>moments before jumping their tore-kun
>>574384249just like my hairline!!
>>574384317just imagine the strenght of her leglock
>>574384385Next scenario is the hag scenario, torena-sanHow do you intend to survive
>>574383483>>574384317ticket and taishin are so lucky
>>574384543Professional relationship with my coworker Light Hello not umapyoi
>>574384385
Carat check, /uma/you didn't brickey yourself right before a new scenario did you?
next jiggie abomination fresh out of the etsy cloning vatshttps://jiggie.fun/UPlVSi>https://jiggie.fun/UPlVSihttps://jiggie.fun/UPlVSi>https://jiggie.fun/UPlVSihttps://jiggie.fun/UPlVSi
>>574382000
>>574384656She will not be happy to hear that.
>no racing spirit STA>no racing spirit Mood>only pace skill is Stamina to Spare even though I had a shit ton of MANT pace skillsI need autorun already
>>574384792rickey rickey! Account brickey!
>>574384249not mine
A BELIEVING HEART IS MY MAGICI'M READY ROUND 2
>>574384792I don't understand the question
>>574384792will blow my load all over light hello
Wh-what?
>>574385034tailjobs?
>>574384891More like account fixey!
I'm winning though
>>574384792I got exactly 4 sparks lined up
>>574384792Nah, I pulled Summer Goldship in one 10 pull, Bijin in another 10 pull, and Rickey in 4. I'll have two sparks and change for scenario banner.
would you ride the fukuswagen?
>>574385015indobros don't look
>>574385270That's why I took 10 fiber pills a couple hours before breaking into my tub of ice creamthis way it's an issue for tomorrow me
>>574385270Let me help you unclog your ass
>>574384845What a lovely friend she must be
5 minutes until stage 2post your READY face
>>574384792wedding curren drained me so I've been saving since then
>>574385313>Bijin in another 10 pulltime travel gwo...
yesssss yesssss ahhh brickey yesssss, im so lucky
>>574385404
>>5743854586 7!
>>574385320I would fuku fuku in the fukuwagen
>>574385404If I don't make it to finals A today I will cry>>574385458>67
>>574385438Yeah, there's No Stopping Me, not even with time.
AhhhSuch anticipation I could pee my pants...
>>574385470
>>574385383wtf...
>>574385404AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>574385587Marve...
RICKEY! RICKEY! WOOOOOOOOO!!!GO! GO! LET'S GO! YAY YAYCOPANO RICKEYYYYYYY!
>>574385270when you shit, try to lift your legsit actually helps
I better see a Sprint Rickey today.
>>574384792Doin just fine. Havent rolled on anything since Dia
>No S aptitudes>No greens for GW>Low powerHopefully the next 3 borrows will yield something good
CYGAAAMES
>>574385404>>574384969I AM SO READYI BELIEVE
>>574384792Maru rolls went better than expected so I'm ready
>>574384792
Good luck everyone!
>>574385695Cute horse
Yosh! ikuyoooooooooooooooo
>0/5Oh nyo
fuck yeah I don't care anymore
>>574385947SILLY SYMBOLI NO
ez
>>574385717wooooooooo>>574385786I got sprint S front S if that counts
I'm not gonna qualify to A finals might as well queue now...
>>574385935Cute Ayabe
>>574385756I do that already with my kickstand, the idea came to me while squat prepping
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERYONE'S ON UGI'M THE ONLY ONE WITH SS UMAS
Why has there been more nsfw art of Manhattan Cafe recently?
I'll celebrate today's victories with my aces so I won't be queuing today. No, I'm not afraid haha
A pink Taiki stole my perfect Ticket
I'm getting raped...
>>574385756Squatting also helps with inserting plugs
LETSFUARKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGRAAAAAAAAAH
>>574383167Mambo!
go now and hope to match the botssss
later losers
>>574386416excuse me?
Didn't expect round 2 podiums
>>574386416I did that
Holy fuck
>>574386356I kneel, Bounochadwhat's her winrate
>>574382158imagine the sex afterwards
Somehow, Bobo won 3 of the 5 races
Yay!
Phew...
Inspecting my round 2 opponents after my wins and I'm starting to think the average uma player isnt very good. Mile Maven on Taiki and vision skills as well...
>lost to a /vm/oNice race bwo...
>>5743865591I made her todayShe CLUTCHED the last win though BUONO
3/5, 2/5, 3/5, 3/5My win rate has plummeted from 90% to 55% oof
>>574386671You didn't win
OI TEME
nice
I'm cumming inside you Torena-san, PSSSSSHHHHHH
>>574385947i did it!!!
4/5 first attempt, see you in the finals gwothers
>>574386751
>>574386786Hell yeah bro!
>lost to two rooms of double domms>2/5 in both IM SORRY I FAILED YOU MY ACES
>win the first 2 races>lose the next 3>try again>win the first 2 races>lose the next 3Yep, gonna build a Dominator.
>>574384465imagine the size of her baby's head, simply impossible to birth
>>574386726But it says right there that anon won... doing everything for a win, anything it takes... it's just natural, isn't it?
>>574386726MINDBROKEN
>>574384969TRULY A BELIEVING HEART IS YOUR MAGICFROM 0 WINS ROUND 1 TO THISKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
See you guys in A Finals
aaaaieeeeeeeeeeee
I was gonna remake my team because they're fronts but I've been winning yesterday and today
lets goo
>match with a /v/ma fag>loseI failed us bwos...
>1/5>1/5>1/5>2/5see you in B finals
>>574387149good stuff
I am the one who rapes
>>574387145sexo
>>574387206>0/5>2/5>2/5>2/5Owari da
>1/5 for first ticketfear>5/5 next ticket where I even podium'd two of the lobbiesno more fear, now I can focus back on dirt rotation
>>574387094It's all Ulala. Holy KINO
>>574387359GANBARIMASU
>>574387295going 2/5 is worse than going 0/5
2/2/3/2Suffering but we got in...
Okay my Late Surgers are doing worse in Round 2 so far.
>>574387123Why don't you have a seat over there?
>He used Oguri Cap>He used Taiki Shuttle>He used Nishino Flower
>3 first place>2 second place by a noseMaya love!
>>574384792L-Let's go Rickey!
>>574385031she wants it inside THO
>>574387483i used a debuffersuck my dick nigga
>>574387516same
stop queuing on reset you dumb fucks
>try to train your own umas>absolute rng fuckfest>follow seriru's guide>no S sprint/turf>no fast learner>get thisYeah, I don't know why I keep questioning witgod himself every CM
Just met an absolutely based individual for my final race on the first ticket.... I hope he takes solace in the fact that a fellow Mejiro won.
>6 pacefrontGODS give me strength
>>574387578but I need a challenge
Is auto mode out yet or did they lie
>>574387483you niggas laughed at me when i ticketed titty shuttle with the debut ticket instead of the fat hog so i deserve this
>>574387385She woke up and decided to GAMBARIMASU for A finals I didn't expect such kino. Maybe I was wrong about you sprint CM
IF WINNING, WIN
>>574387582>needs metacucking for this
>3/5>4/5>0/5>1/5sprint CM? kino
>>574387578ii thought it doesn't matter now
>>574387654next week
Worst comes to worse, at least I can see ms Victoria in B finals. R-Right?
>>574387661The only win that matters now is A finals. I've seen umas with worse winrates win thoseagainst me :(
>>574387726yeppers, apparently
you're winning podiums, right?
>Taiki says "OKAY MOM" to Flower in TTLOL
>>574387726if you win, yeah
>>574387513rickey rickey! account brickey!
>>574387258nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
>>574387745>spoilerHow I lost most of my finals desu
>>574387678>needs "soulful" umas to get validation for being "different"By the way you speak, I can already tell that you're brown and poor.
only whales Q on reset
>>574387885Shatterproof would go crazy here
Thank you, Maya
>>574387853Whiffed angling check by my max wit front into the 6% winrate Doto with festive inherit overtaking her..... it was incredibly painful to watch.
Perfect Acquired
>>574387759Of course yesterday
>>574387868does it even matter now that Cygays matches you instantly?
>>574387483Still better than double deboofers
>>574387759I wonder how many anons are running this sovlful trio
voluntarily using shit picks instead of the best ones not because you like any of them, but because you see "pride" in being antimeta, only means you have an inferiority complex
>absolutely fine round 1 wr's>absolutely mogged day 1 round 2hate this semen slurping game on god
This is what I play for. Fuji getting me the win to get into A finals, and her cheering and smiling while her big fat Milky Miracles bounce up and down on my screen
>>574388084Who the fuck runs picks they dont likeYoure inventing ghosts to fight nigga
>>574387868I'm only whaling on my jp account tho
>>574388063sweepy counts as a deboofer btw
>>574388084Literally everyone likes Taiki
yeah this shit is ass
I met like 5 Rickeys here2 of them won
>>574388215no, if you want her to actually win you can't run the endchud debuff here
>>574388229Westoid female slut no thank you
Nice
>>574388282French bwo...
>>574388084We are literally using umas I love though, using the 3 best umas for a CM even though you don't love them that much instead of your favorites is pathetic>>574388215I'm using her as late surger thoughbeit
She's getting it done
>>574387726As long as you get to any finals you see Ms.Victoria. Your position in the winning live still depends on which place your Uma makes, though.
>>5743883832 hot babes in that photo
I feel defeatedsorry danchou but I'm flatlining today
>lucky pace can't wi--ACK
>>574388063If you replaced Maya with Inari One you would have the 3 shortest trainees in the game in one team
*coughs blood*Post them if you got them.
4/5 1/5 4/5 3/5I got fucked HARD by late starts in the second ticket, got a triple late start in one race evenIf I get late starts in finals Im killing myself
>>574388336don't shay that....
>that staminacan someone please pray for me?
>>574388464Tomorrow will be better
>>574387123>>574388063hello fillylovers
>>574388497I guess my Curren doesn't have enough mid-race but i dont konw why shes so bad
>>574388497Dober doing much better than expected. Guess oyl and nsm into pulse is all you need to win as a late
Taiki is a premium western foid, a one in a million chance
>No gw>Pace Chaser is 7thCool!
>>574388497The Oguri is new today, replacing Flala10/20 today
Why did Oguri eat Tama?
>>574388497It is a mess anon with how much I have switched out Umas
>>574388629You're thinking of Grass
WHY THE FUCK IS BAMBOO MUTEKI KICKING MY ASS WHO THE FUCK EVEN ROLLED FOR HER???
I'm gonna switch Curren to Dom on finals
>>574388679If it makes you feel any better that can happen even with GW and/or Uma Stan if the game feels like fucking you over as it has done to me several times
>>574388629I actually meet a lot of really nice girls through my job. The issue is they're ALL taken, because the reality is when you're a catch, someone's gonna reel you in.
>He got 3 winsOH NO NO NOBRICKEDGo to B finals for easy Ms Victoria win with your oshi
>>574388684hungy
>>574387465Okay nvm, the volatility is still high.
debuffers are using skills that I didn't even know existed
>>574388863My oshi would never want a "Group B Easy Win" Ms. Victoria.
>>574388863only graded A finals gets ms victoria btw
>>574388683washed uma only good for breeding
>>574388684>>574388872Do you have the one where she's biting on Oguri's head but it's supposed to look like The Big Bite from FNAF?
love me my gamba cardUma Stan for everyone
>>574388906Enjoy your Mr Loseria because you late started in A finals
>>574388882that's because it's a shit acceleration debuff
>>574388962biting on Tama's* head, I meant
Reminder you still have time to make guts build aces and unbrick yourself from B finals
>>574388807This is annoying me so much too, that bitch just wins any race I see her on who the fuck plays that uma>>574388863loser roach mentality
>>574389104Already have my guts builds
Yes my oshi wife is Taiki ShuttleYes she is meta, got a problem with that?Faggot
>>574389205
>>574389205HOLY
>>574389205Bro you can't post that.
>>574388807>le uma built for sprints is... kicking my le ass?
>triple late start FUCK OFF
>>574389104I already qualified without guts meming!
Seems like I'll need hesitant pace on everyone>"If losing, win">Meanwhile the Nakayama Festa gold
>>574389205those nipples need to be fatter
>>574389205As a BWC toraina this uma was made for me
>>574389285bamboo muteki is a sprint uma???
>>574389205Uuuuuhhhhhh
>>5743892057/10 nipples at best
>>574388807>>574389285hey girls mind if i join
>40% winrate in sprintslopI'm overperformingbetter tank my WR tomorrowor I'm finished
is this a good win rate?
2/52/52/51/5I am the raped
nextie jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/_FueM2>https://jiggie.fun/_FueM2https://jiggie.fun/_FueM2>https://jiggie.fun/_FueM2https://jiggie.fun/_FueM2
I did it bros. I just need a lucky finals win and Bakushin can sing Ms Victoria
>thread hasn't updated in an hour>"weird. let's try to post something">it works>reload page, tons of new posts appearhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>574389205The nipples are fine but the areola and pubic hair need to be darker, still hot.
Orenji
>>574388962probably not what you're looking for but I have this
>>574389567for triple ace? yeah. for 2 debuffers? no.
>>574389205titty shuttle
>dominator hits just before late-race startswow real funny fuck you
how make taiki better bros? 11.3% overall wr, top three 49.1%
>>574389205pretty and pink~
Nishino looks silly running next to Akebono
>>574389893hesitant pace
it is okay for flower to win finals thoit is not metafagginghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owfZXOctC64
>>574389950really?
>>574388536don't listen to them, taiki. stress is bad for the baby.
I'm in. Even if the rest of the tickets are blanks, everything's fine.
>>574389893GW so you dont get fucked early race and get more guts for final stretch duelingYoure way over stam needed, if youre using stam spark parents swap them out
A ticket first finals when I’ve lost B finals three times in a row, Bridal Curren/TAIKI SHUTTLE/King Halo always loses but I love her
>>574389927She's trying to eat them
>>574390119need an ace gf so bad
>bringing dominators
skill issue
>>574389205You can't post that
Hitting better fronts today, they're winning.
>>574389927The diminuitive Nishinos flee, desperate to avoid being devoured by the ravenous Bono...
>>574390119I like to think you're poking or tickling her when she's trying to concentrate
>>574390373Need Creek doing this to Inari
Narita Rita!
SPECHUD
>>574390475how would inari feel if that was done to her?
>>574389927Its like the smurfs running away from the evil chud nigga
>>574390326if i run oshi i have the right to one debuffer
If Losing Wi-ACK
>>574384792Forgot what I was saving for.
>>574384131You'll have another spot open soon
>>574390660If you bring a debuffer it's like saying your oshi is weak and needs training wheels
>>574390715Im unironically leaving if we dont hit A+
>>574390583ANOTHER ONE
>>574390641>curren
>>574390660>if i run oshi i have the right to one debuffer>admitting to being a shitter
CURREN YOU FAT WHORE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BLOCKING LIKE THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL>>574390848uploaded the wrong clip
>>574384792im fucked
>lost to a quadruple nose dead heatI HATE SPRINTSLOP
>>574390604Inari sees Creek as a sort of immovable object as much as a rival, awed by her tenacity and stamina and size, and that probably plays a bit into envy as a fellow stayer who falls on the busty side of things; cradled by the much larger woman, I could see Inari being restless and uneasy allowing herself to be toyed with in such a manner
>>574389205i said i wouldn't goon today but HOLY
>>574390936lmao, amazing AI
>>574389205IT'S STILL UP
Finally. FINALLY MET WITH AN /uma/DACCHI AND WON
Finally... Group A finals after so long... Thank you children.
so what did we learn
>>574389893>there's 6 pace chasers every lobby and the mid-race is too short to overtake? >Who needs groundwork?>and NOO I won't train guts even though it's easy to get 1200 speed/power/wit
>>574390925shitter like running triple metaslop is not the same shit
>>574391142>still upjust like my pp hehe
POST EM
>>574391216I'm brickedI hope Tachyon can save me
>>574391216I learned guts is good if the race is so short the dueling phase is like 20% of it
>>574391215I've been getting into Group A finals the last few CMs and I hate it, but sandbagging into B is not something my Uma would want so I just deal with the losses.
>>574389893get gw, little guy
>>574391308
I love Rice
>>574391251>running triple metaslopcouldn't be meNOW MAKE A DOMINATOR
>>574391216easiest A finals of my life, turns out i just hated M*NT
>>574389893Gwo your Uma Stan or GW combo?
Look at how flat she is. Goddamn that's hot
Okay, I'm front maining and also I'm a F2P poorfag who has made poor financial game decisions. I have lots of umas though so I'm not willing to reroll my account. All I know is that I need summer maru, but I also don't own MLB creek nor MLB kitasan black, I have 0LB Creek and 1LB Kitasan. For kitasan I know I need her at 3LB to be worthile, but what about super creek? Thinking about using my crystal and/or ticket to level her up, and banking on having enough carats to get summer maru to 1LB on one of the next two rerun bannersRight now I'm trying to figure out what are the best 0/1LB cards to chase. and which SRs can fill in the gaps for SSRs I don't have, help me out bros. I don't give a shit about it being cope because I stick to open league, but I still want to raise better umas for TTs and so on.
>>57439130887% WR so far
>>574391506front and poorfag do not mix wellbecome a pacegawd
It feels so good when Deio Sudebbu activates when she's already in 1st place because of the skill patch
>>574391506Ignore both for now. Creek is LB3 or bust. Kitasan should be skippable at this point in the game, don't think about her unless you get lucky with the rolls. I hope you get lucky with the Tachyon banner.
>BWOOOOO YOURE ARE GRONDOWORKO?????I made a Nishino with it and she just retard strength'd to first then lost because she couldnt hit the accelsMy non GW one has 3x the WR
>>574391023I wish I could convey this to the creator in order to procure a reversal
>>574391632>not having 3 paces with GW
>>574391403>Umama won
>>5743913082-34-12-34-1
Thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEAYPD1Fugs
day2 will be better
>>5743884975/4/2/3 todayPleasantly surprised by my King. I think Paces are actually too volatile between having to be 3-4 for Budding and late starts
>>574391615>I hope you get lucky with the Tachyon banner.No nigga you don't understand, I'm poor NOW, if I don't get tachyon/LH in the free pulls I'm shit out of luck because I'm not getting carats fast enough to compensate.Thought I should just wait for the maruensky rerun, but I'll probably just do ticket + crystal to get a 1LB maru and cope my way through grand live
Today's results are weird. I went multiple 0s round 1
>>574391727*kisses you passionately*
>>574391857Reroll your account on Tachyon/LH
>>574391885stop reposting thisoguri isn't sexy
Every time I lose to a Nishino Flower she doesn't even have sprint S or turf S, is she really that busted?
>>574391859yoooo its the anime protag team!!!
>>574390715
>>574391308>Round 1 was 13/20 and 12/20 between the two days>Round 2: 1-4, 5-0 (!), 1-4, 2-3Just needed that lucky ticket, I'm fine tanking my winrate from hereon.
>>574391857>No nigga you don't understandI do, and I'm hoping that you do get lucky.
>>574392068are you beating ones that do have sprint S?
I thought you be guys said SS can’t win Round 2 lol
>>574391308>3 2 5 2Sprintcasino makes me lose jobber lobby. My umas keep running into pace asses and get stuck. YOU PROCCED NSM FROM HER ASS, JUST MOVE AROUND HER
>>574392039
>>574391885oguri plap (as in sex)
>>574392132literally no one said this
>>574392131That's the thing, I have been checking and I haven't found one that does have it.
>>574391878
>>574391710Two paces stay at 1st and 2nd the other stays at 5th or worseIt is what it is
>>574392170
nothing but 1/5I'm going back to play Rimworld
>>574392132Nobody said that. In fact this general has been making fun of retards who only look at the ranks.
>>574392471me and his child
>>574392671YWNBOC
I got to A finals from this ticket. Your move Rickey...
>>574391506Creek has a rerun with CB wit, which happens to be a pretty strong wit card at 1LB>>574391857>I'll probably just do ticket + crystal to get a 1LB maruNot a bad idea. You can try to get her 3LB on a rerun, or just ticket her when GM starts or something.Do you have Sweep SR MLB?
just wait for shitter hours?
>>574391023how would creek feel about doing that to inari? please, I'm close
>>574392892Hello close, I'm Anonymous
>>5743884974/2/5/1CM is at its best when all of your aces can win. That fifth set was beautiful.
>>574392892She would feel reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight by the power of this 7
>>574392068Budding Blossom + Beeline Burst is deadlyHer kit is built for this trackTaiki Joyful Voyage is the only thing that compete with that
>>574392954hello, anonymous
>>574391308>>574388497
>>574390219>>574391239>>574391367>>574391435>front main>finally get a chance to not play fronts>still cursed by gw
>>574392875There won't be shitter hours for finals. I must do my oshi proud.
>>574392875umama hours????
>2-1-0-2>almost made it into A finalsbeing a f2p frontfag is such fucking pain, why do all my favorite umas have to be a strat that only works well if you're a buhi?
>>574392875I'm starting to think that doesn't even matter anymore with how matching was changed
>>574393364Umama is doing better than you though. Do not disrepect the queen
>>574392875>play during shitter hours and get free wins>get sent to a 14k mmr lobby for finals
You all did great today.
>>574393448Yeah I bet
You don't have a lower win rate than a sloptuber, right?
>>574392719I thought human women couldn't have Uma kids?
>>574393547it's a rare drop
>>574393525I don't even have a higher winrate than that Taishinanon's mom
>>574393547They can, it's just really unlikely
>>574393525how does she do it...
>>574393525I will not care for the foid sloptuber until tits are shown
>>574393597>>574393636Can Uma women have human daughters, then?
>>574393509I will let you pamper meI will let you spoil meI will let you feed meI will let you clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let you cradle me in you armsI will call you mommyI will be happy
>>574393697no, human genes are recessive
>>574393678>incel
leave sprintslop to us
>>574393710
>everyone's posting in /vm/a instead of hereHey come back here wtf
>>574393756Literally what use are women on 4chan if they do not show their tits?
>>5743884971/3/2/1Tough day but oshi gaming is pulling through somehow.
>>574393786Sex with Ai-chan
>>574393813explains why the general is always dead around sea time
>>574393813>even the akebono room host is posting there now
>>574393813hello /vm/a agentyou wishnow go back
>>574393658whale deck and she always uses debuffs and she knows how to build umas
>>574393813I do nyot care
>>574393813My fear of missing out has engaged and I'm now leaving this thread.
>>574393658she's good at the game... not even a whale deck
>don't have curren>didn't get ricky
>>574393753This seems like it could lead to a scenario where human women become a minority.
>>574388497
>>574394059Same Teiobwo... Same...
Any teio bros? Requesting a front melty!
>>574394094Umamusume is eugenics game
>>>/vm/2732627>>>/vm/2732634lol lmao
>>574394059Shiraoki-sama has plans for you my friend
>>574393848people. weirdo
>>574394094good
>>574393756>>574390925I need Grass to look at my penis like that.
>>574394163>>574394218Shouldn't we protect human women? Make sure they can survive? Maybe we shouldn't have sex with Uma women.
>>574394094The 3 goddesses made it so the Uma population reflects the real world thoroughbred population.
>>574394185We had a similar episode once, but never a straight call to ban someone from rooms due to him being strong
>>574394196All women are good for are their tits and MAYBE their wombs, once you marry themIf tits are not shown, then there is no point
>>574389354yeah she's a sprint-mile focused LSthat's why her banner was released before the upcoming CM
She did it!
i only just realised on your laft activates up to 4th now
>>574394605Yeah, it's pretty good now.
>>574393109lol
>>574394571>skipped
Easier and less volatile than I thought
my sprint B fuku is killing it in group A somehow
>>574393697unconfirmed if possible or not
>>574394571OMEDETOU>skippingWhat a Villain
>2-3>3-2>2-3>1-4Who else getting their ass kicked?
>TaikiYou didn't win>OguriYou didn't win>NishinoYou didn't win
>>574393786
So that's where all of Oguri's food goes
>>574394196>women>peoplelol. lmao even.
>>574394974>tfw not running any of themI won
>>574394827based team composition
>>574395085>those GIGANTIC ogu tits>those GIANT dants tits>that DISGUSTING PHONE MADE SCREENSHOT OF A TV SHOW (likely streamed)GO AWAY
>>574395167sure you did nonny
>>574394974but I keep winning with flower
>>574395252Do NOT call me nonny while posting smug Buena
yup anon, I'm back and vindicated, 70% win rate still.Sprint is just RNG is the greatest gaslight.
>>574384792Im almost at 200k
>>574395330
bobo finally did some worksee you in the finals
>>574394847Post her
>>574395370NTA but it's because they implemented the fix for pace down mechanics early. If they didn't then I would be melting down all over again just like I did during our first CM that I lost WHICH WAS MY ZODIAC SIGN
Somehow made it to Group A Finals in Open League for my first CM despite my terrible umas. Pretty fun game mode. I got lucky unlocking Maru with my free roll yesterday because she carried one of the two tickets I managed to get 3-2 on
Multiple turns without a single rainbow and Yanko, once again, refusing to ever sit in Wit and not even making Ramen would drag her to it. And then when she's FINALLY in wit, it's when no other trainee is there. Just her. Yanko keeps doing this. I cannot fathom why she hates me.
What is she thinking about?
>>574395370The right mindset. Just because some guy with an S+ uma without the right accels beats your decked out umas with the proper stuff doesn't mean nothing matters because chances are, you'll end up winning twice as much as that guy.Good work for locking in Anon
>>574395627ganbatte, newcutie-dacchi
>>574395556+ uma stan, tail held high, playtime's over, ignited spirit PWR, racing spirit PWR
what no content does to a neighafast and new efficient route
>>574395850>easy modo uma1.2mil is not special
>>574395858For me, its Evil Creek App
>>574395462This is more dangerous..
>>574387206>>574387295>>574387726Group B Finals is easy, you either get 1st or 2nd.its better to race there instead for the experience.
>>574395902didn't ask
>2/4/3/4from 82.5% down to 76.6%
>>57438479296k carats,87 support tickets, 2 ssr crystals
>>574395215*movie
>>574395956
>>574396068why is it ALWAYS 2ndary retards watching the fucking movie? why never s1, 2 3 or even fucking cingay? it's always the fucking movie that attracts you phone posting fuckwits
>>574396071I do this
>>574384792I have 60k carats and 80 support tickets
>>574394974>My Curren having a higher winrate than my Taiki and Nishino combinedI'm clear, then.
>>574396329
>>574396071I have always imagined she's doing something lewd here and I will never change my mind because it turns me on
I dont understand Curren chan's skillShe only proced her skill 4 times in 20 races she won 2 and lost 2 (to Oguri). Im just surprised by this since she had no problem proccing it during Round 1
>>574396297Pretty Derby? More like Pretty DisgustingCinderella Gray? More like Cinderella GarbageRoad To The Top? More like Run To The Toilet
>>574396297I didn't post the thing, was just pointing out that it was the movie. Take a few deep breaths and calm down.
I think I like Air groove now
>>574389205Mods too busy fapping to this BASED post to delete it
>>574394974>Bourbon So I won then?
>>574396691>meta pick>that winrate
>>574396768she's meta?
>>574396297Because a movie only takes 90 minutes to 2 hours to watch compared to a full season of a show? This is like asking why people know the movie version of something more than the book.
>>574395659you can't fool me I recognize that sleeveyou can however fool the schizo
>>574394974What about Ballroom Fuji? Is she okay?
>>574396691>Witness to LegendSure you like her so much you didn't bother to change to a SOVL title, faggot
>>574396541>procs between 2nd and 4th>only procs between 50% (600m) and 65% (780m) of this track>must pass someoneThat last condition is a tricky one to do if you didn't get a lucky corner skill proc or something like Prepared to Pass/Speed Star, but if she hits it, she can zoom.
>>574396946Wei?
>>574397126sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>574397126what's with all the hickeys
I just now realized Helios and Jordan aren't coming to America..........
My southern weeb...
I can die in peace now
>>574397021I do not honestly think I've touched that button before in my life
>>574389205Holy sex
I'm in complete disbelief. I made her for shits and giggles and she decides to get me my 3rd win out of 5 in Graded. She beat an UG Oguri to do it too.
>>574397452
>>574397452>wmayakinda soul>oguri and ctaiki
>>574397393Ayabe's VA is kind of ugly too
I've been in every cm except the first and never gotten 5 wins in round 2. This one was 3x Taiki, 1x Kawakami, 1x Bakushin. But previous ticket was 2 losses then 3x Bakushin win, after 5% winrate for Bakushin in round 1. 1 career every horse.Is this the power of sprintslop? Full on random?
>>574397637wedding maya is disgustingly soulless this CM
>>574397765that's why you see a lot of them right...
>>574397393>Grass' VA is coming to AmericaCONFIRMED GRASS LIKES AMERICA. SHE'S COMING HOME.
PEOPLE ARE UGLYSO ARE YOUSO IS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US HEREthats why everyone hides behind an avatar or their gay ass furvatar shit
>>574397793i've seen multiple, and i have NEVER seen her in any other CM that i can recallshe's obviously hard to build for sprints because of her career stat checks but she is broken if you pass that hurdle
>>574397393
>>574397793She has a haruten skill check but before CM she had the highest winrate in public lobbies.
>>574397931At least Neicha and Cafe are gonna be there.
post HONS
>>574398032
>>574397297My bad
>>574398096
>>574398032GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Just made group A finals with my subpar SS team
>>574398175>>574398186>>574398096>>574398032>>574398192>>574398206what the FUCK are these things
>>574397995>not even top 10 population>with your logic rice shower has the highest winrate there is the most soulless
holy fuck what is this gp
>>574398192its always a woman doing stupid shit
>>574398243we don't know
>>574398243I don't know but they're freaking me the FUCK OUT
Stego cute
>>574389205>still upBASED janny
>>574398254>rice hower>soullesscorrect.
>>574398362I think the vg jannies quit like a week ago
>>574398243i think they're cows but they look weird
>>574395858What happens if I click the Creek Fun App?What happens if I click the Evil Creek app?
>>574397806Her little sister lives in America, of corse she would go.
>>574389205Howdy!
ah... this is so heartbreaking... even just 1 stamina would have been cope-able
>>574398274My next borrowGive code
>>574398557Crazyeyes
>>574398567kimochiwarui
>>574398526
>>574398527One has you playing goo goo babies, the other has you race with your life on the line
>>574397201Sex Wei?
>>574398032What's a hons?
>do rickey career>can only get 1 kashiwa shit per runAm I supposed to run this shit 20 times? That's an assload of dead runs.
>>574392852>Do you have Sweep SR MLB?I do, that one's actually one of my earliest MLBs.
>>574398656these are some beautiful dogs but the one on the left looks a bit weird
>>574398593884098782442
>>574397649you must be vastly gay
>>574398848Start begging your club for them, fucker.
Someone else bake if they wanna bake before the bump limit>>574398243https://i.desu.si/XaPYfDuB.jpg
>>574398923Thank you
>>574398923NTA but sannnnnnkyu brother
>>574399134why is that good again
>>573648018>>573648018
>sexiest_uma_that_I_want_to_impregnate.jpgIt seems that I can't post my image, can somebody describe it
>>574399257>>574399257>>574399257move
>>574399227kill yourself
>doto VILLAIN kills the image villainSHE NEVER GOOFS UP BTW
>>574398923holy whale
>>574398779yes
>>574393330It comes free with your Bakushin guts, retard. Taiki doesn't need Neck and Neck, she either hits her unique and has a ton of accel already, or she misses it and is dead anyway
>>574389205>5 hours ago
