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Guys my trainee keeps stealing my jacket and talking about how she wants it to smell like her every time I put it on, what is she talking about
narners are heavy
>>574399186Because
>>574399367She has beautiful eyes
Ayabe's VA is CUTE
Kita...
>>574399456both are chopped
>>574399257why is she doing that with the banana?
>>574399463even the horse knows
Tachyon LOVE
Since Power is so much more important now and training Power also gives you Stamina which is very important for GL and clicking Power gives you the GL currency that you don't get from clicking Speed and Wit it's better for most people to run a good Power card and skip out on Light Hello to save 60k carats.
>>574399515You strike me as a Zendaya fan
>>574399515just like Special Chud
>>574398032>his star pick wins the Takarazuka>meanwhile his lowest-ranked pick fucking died on the track>and there was rain that ended literally the minute the race didWhat did he mean by this?
You guys made group A right?
>>574399257>did you know? she can eat a banana in 5 secondswhy did they want me to know this? who timed her?
Reminder to practice song calls if you're going to the concert!
>>574399463
>>574399463It never ends
>>574399632You gotta keep your gaslighting more concise and properly formatted bro Most people dumb enough to believe this didn't read it after seeing the utter lack of commas
>>574399779You should sneak in a chinpo in there before posting this to xitter
>>574399738Post winrates
>>574399738You know it
bleh
>>574399945
>>574398032
MANT doomposting was actually understatedThat scenario was complete dogshit on every level and I’m glad I never need to play it again
Bigwa Hayahuge
> There's a cap to the max energy increase you can get during a runHuh
>>574400068He'd still be here if MANT never happened...
>>574399640
>>574400098+20, or 5 increases
>>574399640why doesn't she hide her ears
Mant is over, I have 90k carats saved, and I made it to A finals, but I have no choice but to quit this game today, because of how this game worsens my mental health: I cannot handle the fact that my trainees are Iesbian anymore. All I ever wanted was an uma wife that would like me.
>>574400131Pouring one out for the eternal danchud tonight
>>574399632trve. Don't forget that Tachyon is just a slightly better sweep SR and it's only "good" because of its sp bonus, speed bonus, priority, rainbows, scenario link, and pace skills but besides those, it's pretty bad.
>>574400134A cute
>>574400098Yeah it caps out at 120, you never noticed it during TB runs when using the +5 energy, +4 max item?
Digitan LOVE
>>574400223If you are into down syndrome you do you
You know what? I'll impregnate the uma.
>>574399605more like Tachyon EARRAPE
>>574400210>see this>open by sub page >literally there's a video posted an hour ago whose thumbnail is that exact EoE reference2spooky
>>574400131bwochacho it wasn't even MANT's fault. It was his club members' fault
>>574400289I could REDEEM Agnussy- I need her for next cm, and I think she looks and acts kinda cute, BUT her gimmick being her obsession with jewish propaganda makes me want to stay away just out of principle. If I were to REDEEM her, it would signal my support for ballrooms and other such hellish horrors.
Logi Crown wins the first race (2YO maiden) at Hakodate
>>574400131*****cchi would still be in the club too...
>>574400131he betrayed us gwo...
>>574400131it's all of mambo's fault he gave up
@574400442seek help
>>574400391>>574400463>>574400486AND YOU THINK ANY OF THAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF MANT DIDN'T STRAIN PEOPLE TO THE BREAKING POINT?!
>>574400445Right I completely forgot about the debut races, but I'm eepy... BUT I wanna gamble too
>>574400368Uh oh. That was not a good idea.
>>574400569I'm literally M*NT biggest hated but that nigga literally flatlined for a month straight in unity cup
>>574400203
>>574400569No. His activity was already dying down because of his members' constant complaints and shitposts about the flatliners.
>>574398418post team
A club that fails their danchou is a club that is failed by their danchou
>>574400531Just filter him anon, there is like 5 key words he uses in all his shitposts, alternatively you can filter his images too
>>574400569He was already showing signs of being fed up against his members even before MANT drops, and the dicksword message he sent clearly shows he just hated of what Mambo have become.
>>574400447him leaving was a net positive
>>574400651she looks exactly like her uma wtf
newfag here from /vt/ but what's the difference between the /vm/ and /vg/ uma threads?
>>574400569mambo deserved it tbqhwyf
>>574400701So Autis/uma/, Brick, Mambo, any others?
>>574400682>"danchud do your one job">doesn't do his one job>silent quitsWOW MAMBO MEMBERS ARE SO UNGREATFUL WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM
>>574400839please leave, I'm sick of Falco posters shitting up the threads
Seiun Pursuit wins first race (3YO+ jump maiden) at Kokura
>>574400651I would marry half of these women in a heartbeat
>>574400569Guy just wanted a comfy chill club. It used to not have any rules or not implemented, but everyone from Mambo kept throwing a fit, and his activity from then on went on a downward spiral.
>>574400640Nta but in his defense, Unity 1.0 was indeed shit and people were glad to see it gone when TB came out, we just didn't realzie how much worse things could get. Sure we laughed and made memes but no one liked losing out on stats because "lol you had double circles on everything and get WIN LOSE WIN LOSE LOSE anyway"
WHERE THE FUCK IS HER FANG?????
>>574400839We have a discord
>>574400979I stole it in a kiss
>>574400935Mambo to this day still has no quota nigga
I'm waiting tough guy.
>>574400839I'd assume different thread culture, but I've never been in the /vm/ threads
Do your CM runs. What are you so afraid of? You have nothing to fear but fear itself.
>>574400839If you want a straight and answer you could understand then, /vg/'s like /vt/ but usable, and /vm/'s like Tower.
>>574400979Fang Shui
Before we go back to club drama can we talk about the falling out of our /uma/couple Umams and Sweepyfag? >>574211691 >>574211932
>>574400839/vm/a is mostly made up of /v/ posters who got booted off the board because the jannies got assblasted at them for being the wrong kind of thread
>>574400839You go on /vm/ to complain about /vg/ and you come on /vg/ to post porn, gaslight people or ERP
Chiyo needs to be raped
>>574401164umama really was the biggest schizo all along
>>574400839/vm/ is more casual and has hall monitors that have a melty if you say "bwo"
>>574401164bwo really is jealous of these two
>>574401098I have gone >>574401164LWLWL three times in a row
Which running styles will reign during GL and which ones will struggle?
>>574401164I skinwalked half of this
>>574401164Is it even confirmed it's the two of them? How?
>>574401373insane image
>>574401376I skinwalked the other half
sweep ended up being pretty viable for this CM, If I win the final I hope it's with her
>>574401262>bwo is a dog whistle nowbwos...
My Kami Oshi (Wife) just landed me a spot in A FinalsShe will win there too, and then we will have post-concert sex with the purpose of bringing the next generation of Umamusume to this world
>>574401404The voices told him
>>574401434It's like their trigger word. It activates the sleeper agent within them
>>574401404found more starting >>574085701
>>574400935Hmmm nyo. He was a fag. He deserved everything.>"i will kick flatliners">doesnt kick flatliners>erm achtually what is a flatliner really? we may never know>ok dancho lets make it so a flatliner is someone that hasnt played for 3 days>doesnt kick flatliners>um dancho?>*crickets*>DAAAAAAAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYY!!!!!>*quits*>doesnt even have the decency to actually exit the club just leaves it on standby for weeks
>>574401404being bunker'd by umama is a rite of passage
>>574401560why are you looking for these interactions that's weird
>>574401373xoguri >>> front > end > pace > late, as per usual
>>574401636Hush David
Day 1: 3/3/2/3Day 2: 5/4/5/3Day 3: 3/3/2/3Can't tell if I should bother trying to replace Furawa or not.
Shonan Haave wins first race (2YO maiden) at Fukushima
>>574401164sex with that laurel
Teio is cute, but are Teiobwos cute?
>>574401623His only mistake was not disbanding the club
Yes, I do need to touch Inari One's tits for scientific purposes.
>>574400839/vm/ or /vmg/ are weenie hut jr, /vg/ is the salty spitoon
>>574401761Oh nice, Stay Gold AND Daiwa Major in the lineage.Why the fuck do the parents have similar names though
>>574401696GIVE ME YOUR KAWAKAMI BUILD BWO
7 and I fuck Fuku, 4 and there's a nasty breakup that leaves both of us ruined, anything else and nothing happens
THE OGURI SLAYER
>>574401893all three owned by the same owner, he seems to use Shonan as the crown name
>>574401801if you're into 400 lb short balding ojisans yeah
>>574401623That conversation he had with officers is burned into my brain
>>574400839/vg/ has fags/trannies, slopjeets, and schizos. /vm/ has autists and retards.
>there's a long JUMP track todayMaybe I'll stay up for that
Rate vma danch
>>574401761Where are you watching it anon?>>574401893Same owner, same crown name
>>574402220Would have been if weren't for the fact he called himself "Based danchou" while pretending that he only screenshotted the danchou's message not realizing it highlights your own message.
>>574402220>836
>>574400839If you're from /vt/ (of course you are) you will be picked on at random and you won't understand why (you smell bad) this thread is very hardcore (lol) but if you want a comfy experience and more fun community (reddit) go to /vm/abe careful if you join an /uma/ club you can't go to /vm/a afterwards
>>574402187You mean this? That's pretty short for jump races tho, The two G1 jump races in Japan are Nakayama Grand Jump at 4,260 meters and Nakayama Daishogai at 4100m
>>5744022205/10, bubbles not yellow enough
>>574402220He's really based honestly
Today’s a good day.
>>574402078No I've figured it out, that was just misdirection. The real Teiobwos are cute twinks.
>>574402220he's like former bricked danchou but not as retarded
I bought hachimi (TL note: hachimi means honey) a few months ago and never used it. I dug it out of my pantry just now and it’s solidified. Why did teiobwos not warn me about this
>>574402284>Where are you watching it anon?Well, BoldogHos is asleep or something so I just F5 netkeiba result page for races until he starts streaming
>>574402310>>>/vm/2732889
>>574402448
>>5744020394 and Fukuposters are gunned down like the dogs they are
>>5744025074 and you, personally, get hit by a truck, but you don't wake up in another world.
>>574402507>7what does it mean
>>574402482Damn, we’re in the same situation then. Thanks anyways bro
Memory Days wins 2nd race (3YO maiden) at Hakodate
>>574402321Barely worse than /umajp/ who have autoplay https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9E%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA&jp=
>>574402507Your anger will be your undoing my friend. Please find Shiraoki-sama lest feng shui hardens your heart to the truth
Fuck I want Rice Shower why didn't they add her race with this batchRice Shower....
>>574402078>>574402395what if I am a teiobwo AND into 400lb balding old men?
>>574402507holy fuck ricky is so cute. ugh fine I'll do a 10 pull for her
7 and Fuku and Rickey give me tagteaming fortuneboosting sex
lickey the rickey
7 and fukufags never get a 7 again
>contrarian hourswtf is wrong with fukupostersare they that scared of being mogged by this cutieso weird
kingu wuv
orange love
>>574402852Jealously that 7 and Shiraoki is fake and bullshit.
>>5744027687 and you can have a 7 as well, friend.
>>574402078SAY NO MORE
>>574402650/umajp/ gets bullied for not playing the game too
First try, baby.
>>574402650It's funny that with that amount of fans they would be rank 47 on global
>>574402220As someone from /v/ma I refuse to let that post go unhumiliated >>>/vm/2717855. Wish I saved the compiled post of it.
>>574402852thigh bands sex
lol
>>574402927>7Say it ain’t so
>>574402946I run like this
>>574402946NOBODY runs like this
>>574402220>>574402991Gotchu senpai
The Daiwa Major kids be like "Hope you're watching up high pops, we're doing this for you!" today
>>574402927>feng shui>focuses on your well being and quality of life>fortunte telling>a literal scam lmao
>>574399463>>574399839Just like that one doujin where guy gets NTRd fucks the NTR spawn daughter
>skipwin>skip win>watchlose>watch lose>watch lose>skip win>skip win>skipwin>skipwin>watch lose
>>574402927>7You pulling away those who would ruin the faith will be rewarded, however unfortunate it is that they will not see the light
>>574403040Damn thanks saved
8 months since gentildonna's death. can we make it to one full year without another uma death?
Found someone running a sovl team. Unfortunately, they were not as strong as the BNW guy from this thread.
>>574403154i didn't know she was sick
>>574403040I honestly migrated to /v/ for a while because it was so unbearable here but they really have become what we are
>>574403154Gold Ship will die from cumming too hard on September 7th.
>>574403154Can you shut the fuck up instead of jinxing shit
>>574402220>posting drama from an entirely different boardyou can't seriously be this starved for drama
>>574403223it became worse since our faggots cross posts there now
>>574403154TICK TOCK SWEET DOTO
>Someone mention the 2011 teio sho as being one of smart falcon's best showingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STzWw_d80d0>What, the horse is front running but it's not that-->mfw falcon starts accelerating>mfw he continues to accelerate even more>mfw there's like three pacers hauling ass to try and barely keep up, everyone else may as well not be in the race anymore>Won with such a big fuckoff lead that it looked like something out of the gameWhat the fuck was in that horse
>>574403040We really are just sibling threads
>>574403287scroll up anon we have plenty to feast upon
>>574403287I agree, we should instead talk about the same 4 people here instead
>>574403329Show respect to the Silence Suzuka of Dirt.
>>574403329HOEEEEh
>>574402351Yeppers those races are always fun to watch
>>574403316umama unironically does the same thing to their rooms and they just let it happen and then just whine about the rooms always being full instead of calling out the problem
>>574402996What thigh band? those are her bloomers
>>574403154Only Global umas matter so Gentildonna does not count. I think Grass was the most recent uma death
>>574403329>he doubted the UMADOLalso>2011>still a 4:3 old ass cameragod bless japan
>>574403287You're right, we should argue about which is better between rolling for 7s and rearranging furniture
>>574403329>What the fuck was in that horsewell it certainly wasn't torena's dick
Nishino Franken 2nd race (2YO maiden) at Kokura
>>574403329bro hit A&S
>>574403223What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. (MANT, schizos, etc, etc)
you really need 400 rolls for Tachy MLB and LH 2LB huh
4/2/4/4, 7 wins attributable to Suzuka today today, way too many random front Falco and Bourbon and front Bakushin ruining some of my Suzuka runs. Thought group A was gonna have fewer fronts.
>>574403574That's the magic of NAR
NISHINO FRAUD
Doto is immortal because I said so.
>>574403620>forgot to write "wins"Fuck
Just so you knowI fucking hate all of you
>>574403316I'd say it's not really our fault, but just indirectly. Some of their people unironically have a hateboner against us and would melt down any time they spot us, mentions of "bwo", or even just people joining rooms. They have always had bigger problems among themselves. Kind of our opposite, since we can't control anything happening in here, while they try so hard to control what SHOULD happen in their threads. Like how they had back-to-back breads of melting down over a single ritualposter, meanwhile we're filled or used to be filled with ritualposts.
>>574401529we have something similar here too
>>574403824So you're saying we aren't friends?
>>574403786nuh uh
7 and
>>574403837>OgurivsOgurivs(probably)OguriHoly soulless
>>574403483umama barely joins rooms there and they started complaining about rooms being filled up fast long before umama started joining them
>>574403943Doto dies tonight
>>574403858I think we're just better at bullying retards here unironically
>>574403223>>574403858Turns out it's not a board problem but a site problem, huh
>>574403953That's every other CM for the next four scenarios btwAnd most of the half that doesn't have hog will be regular oguri cms
calling all jiggershttps://jiggie.fun/_FueM2>https://jiggie.fun/_FueM2https://jiggie.fun/_FueM2>https://jiggie.fun/_FueM2https://jiggie.fun/_FueM2
>>574403329It's funny how all the NAR dominating horses instantly lost the possibility of being "Strongest Japanese Dirt Horse In History" the moment JP horses started winning international dirt races
Trainer-san fan run doko
>>574404043le heckin site hack revealed the answers yet people still refuse to believe it
>>574403858"bwo" isn't even from us, it's an /e7g/ thing
Any frontrunner mains jumping the ship?
bros...
>>574403992Host 5 rooms at onceAsk people to only join oneIf people make a habit of joining all of them before others get a chance to join, cancel and recreateProblem solved
speaking of rooms can we play some
titshot
Vip Venus wins 2nd race at Fukushima
>>574403574>he doubted the UMADOLSecond time I make that mistake, when playing her career I thought the plot was going to be "Falco tries too hard to focus on victory and can't deliver, but remembers to race for her fans anyway"Imagine my fucking surprise when the only way to get through the third year is to actually just never lose. Smart Falcon, saikyo umadol...
>>574403992How would you know umama
>>574404262For what?
>>574404206the people who whine never host shit so it doesn't matter
>>574404337fun
>>574404313I KNEW I should have gambled on the Rob Roy spawn but the odds was so low
>>574404305she'll be pulling it off later
>>574403154there's a non-zero chance that you will die before a uma
>>574404313(2YO maiden)*
>>574404351
>>574404125The real answer is 99% of anons are good nuggets and it's 1% of nutjobs that ruin it for everybody, because they follow retarded philosophy of>everyone else is so good that I can afford to be a little evil.So inevitably, either whole place becomes infected or iron boot stomps out the everybody, no matter of their involvement, so the place is no longer what it used to be.we unironically need to doxx and kill them
>>574403745What's the win condition with Suzuka? Unrestrained?
How come all horse names sound like stands? Shit sounds cool but all of them are just nonsense words put one after another
stop forcing 7s
>>574404206Some guys do that but the people that complain about rooms being full are usually people that don't host rooms. I don't have a problem with rooms being full cause I host myself if I feel like it or I join public rooms if I'm too lazy >>574404335I post on both boards
>>57440426279430522
>>574404547whoa
>>574403620Nishino ojisan has been on a good streak lately, I remember there was a time when I only saw his horses lose
>>574404547HOLY SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>574404547>>574404585happened like 3 times already... susaf
>>574404472Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>574404538That and debuffing like 3 meters or smth out of paces.
>>574404542What else should they be called? Shit sounds cool so I say let them do it
>>574399456FACT: Kawakami Princess has the cutest seiyuu
>>574404682holy fucking based
>>574404506Starting with the staygold poster
>>574404696Already better than uggos like Admire's Seiyuu
>>574404729I look like this
>Win first 2 lose next 3>Win first 2 lose next 3I have a bad feeling about the next one...
>>574401696Your Princess having a higher win rate than mine pisses me off. I guarantee you I put in 100x more work than you did.
>>574404552I used to host rooms but the enitety of /uma/ club would crucify me if I said "uhhh please don't join umama" and call me a schizo
>>574404772by the power of this 7 you shall win
>>574404772win first lose next 3 win last
>frontfag mains explaining their wincon>(they don't have enough SP for it)
>>574404756just say you are trans already
>>574404756Aruvu did nothing to you for you to say this.
>>57440457819612132
>>574404847i'm about to have a basic fap to those basic tits
>>574404772Stop queuing early dumbass
MY UMA HAS EXPLODING KNEES
>>574404772Worst feeling in CMs is losing the first 3, winning the final 2 and then winning the first 2 and losing the final 3
>>574404869>WinconIt's a race nigga haha the fuck do you mean just run hahaha like, be fast bro. I tell my wives to run real fast and they win
River Sonic wins 3rd race (3YO maiden) at Hakodate
>>574404801You would be correct. I did exactly three runs for her and hit Sprint S on all of them. The last one just happened to also hit Turf S.
>>574404552bwo I also visit them from time to time and the times their rooms aren't full because of the usuals not joining, it stays unfilled for a long while until someone that already joined before, rejoins the room.I'm pretty sure the ones complaining about the rooms being full are like ours. Anons who don't join rooms or have no plan to.
I got rickey after 150 pulls...that wasn't very auspicious...
>>574405042based calstonne chad
>>574405042>t.
which one would you pick if you could only choose one?
>>574404924So you are not doing anything weird like riding a dildo as usual?
>>574404917When people ask what was the biggest gaslight this CM I want you all to know it was Uma Stan41504820
>>574405126Sick lie bwo!
>>574405095
>>574405193Twin Tabooooooooooooooo
>>574405150Now you gotta grind out like 20+ careers to unlock her full potential and then do autistic affinity maxx dirt rotation parent looping to get uber parents.Chop chop.
>>574405294Cute Tama
Next day will be butter
>>574405193there is only one correct choice
>>5744048691 - get the lead2 - hold the lead
the biggest LIE Uma told me is calstonne is straight and flat
>>574405193Katsuragi Ace, no question.
>>574405193You can't make me choose between Palmer and Helios.But Palmer
>>574404869If you are in the front you win.
>>574404882Took a gander at... >>574400134
>>574405193Hard choice. Tap Dance could be fun, but so would most of these. Suzuka would be the boring safe choice. Ace the "calling her cute makes her blush" choice for boyfags. Helios and Palmer come as a couple so there is no choice there, besides going for Palmer for money and cute reasons.
>>574405251Just in case you're not le trolling, their host usually had to bump his own rooms with "6/9" after a while and the ones that usually joins it are those who already joined before.
>>574405347I like this pic
>>574405193Please do not make me choose. I don't know much about the ones not on global yet, but choosing between Helios and Palmer as 10/10 gyarus is cruel. But it'd be Palmer
>>574405309wait like actually?fuck
ExcelUma (27/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)
>>574404817whenever umama got asked not to join rooms nobody cared and he didn't join >>574405126Yeah I get that feeling too sometimes might be regulars that don't like hosting too to be fair
>>574404506I find it hard to believe that only a select few are responsible for everything bad in this general, even after the recent revelation. I'm sure that some of our regulars just don't attach images to make consequence-free shitposts.
>>574405241>she will be in 3rd/4th surely>2nd/5th every time.81307764
>>574405193Tap speaks to me in a spiritual level. Japs truly have a shit taste, considering that she is not really popular. Maybe global will change it.
>>574405309there's a second, darker, path to getting your sashes...
>>574405428Yeah in the middle of the afternoon when everyone's at work? He hosts every day and he's chill
>>574405476no retard he's just salty
i hate your club
>>574405309>autistic affinity maxx dirt rotation parent loopingHow do people dirt loop? Kind of a pain to figure out the optimal way to do it with so few dirt horses
I used to host rooms but why even bother when CM is a gachapon machine anyway. and data from hakuraku means I can make use of everyone instead
>>574405193>fr*ntrunners
>>574405476yeah, you need to obtain sashes from new dirt races and her unique needs 6 green skills to actually work. Which means you really want to get high affinity parents with lotsa white sparks that give you specific greens.
Can Cygames stop halfassing their global initiative I'm tired of spending money on proxies or forwarders. Like they can just sell it here and upcharge and still make money.
>>57440550538272046
Satono Rosalie wins 3rd race (3YO maiden) at Kokura
>>574405573It’s lowkenuinely not worth it. Just run all the turf G1’s you can and it’s enough. Epithets no longer count for affinity so don’t glue your Uma if she jobs in kinky sho or Tenno sho
>>574405616To get practice partners, to help others get practice partners, and just generally participate
What's stopping me from simply running triple front runner at all times and just winning due to Perpetual Spot Struggle Umachine?
Pregante or just fat?
>>574405616watching umas run is fun
>>574405193Ace is the most sexual personally
>>57440512395% of these are ace runs, sprint parents for Kawakami, or attempted looping shenanigans for the upcoming dirt when I thought I was going to say good enough before I went back on the sprint grind. And not shown are the ones I had to transfer to make space as well as runs ended early due to bad inspirations.
I do not own taiki, flower, base oguri, or curren so I should be allowed to abuse double dom
>>574405573Kinda updated this for you
>pregnantebro
>>574405736Finally....82430535
>>574405882
>>574405882based autist with huge skill issue
>>574405193taabo
>>574405886If you don’t have oguri pulse, then who did you use your starter 3* ticket on
JVSTICE FOR LEMON
>>574405882Holy shit
>all the good blues and pinks suddenly appear when I'm at bad moodI'M LOSING STATS HERE !!!!
>>574405976I wouldn't really say it was a skill issue but a luck issue. Leap Forward parents are sparse, they have shit blues, and Lates need to spark grandparent uniques to be truly great.
>>574405616beating Umama is fun
>>574405376exactly my point
>>574405907skips mentioning that you need dirt sparks on GGG(G)P so that you can get dirt sparks from oguri/pasa
>>574405809Nothing really. Fronts do eventually get powercrept in CM from what people say but for now, most of the time they're either the strongest or second strongest strat
>>574405882imagine if you had to do this during MANT
>>574400329beat you to it
>>574405193Palmer and TDC for me
>>574406082>>574405959then join BITCH
>>574405907Do I need to loop among the Dirt GPP's or is it a one-and-done?I understand the concept but I don't see how it's worth it? There are many parents that need a different aptitude raised, like Nishino, Taiki, Ryan, and Dober.
>>574405809The part where spot struggle ends and you either need hella guts to extend it a tiny amount to the point that it's just not worth it. Also spot struggle doesn't gain anything from 3 vs 2. Read race mechanics.
>>574405959L*m*n-chan how did you do in Round2?
>>574406161But I did do that during MANT. Every CM.
>play Cafe's career for the first time>Tachyon is an actual character>she actually goes along with her 'plan B' and retires after Satsuki like the horse>has a really cool Sundaysibling mentor relationship with Cafe>even going as far as accompanying her and Torena-san to L'arc, then singlehandedly talking her out of it last minute>she finally reaches her goal of 'pushing the limits of umamusumehood' through Cafe>has a breakdown over it, and not being able to achieve it herself, showing that she did actually care about racing and for a less stupid reason than le power of friendship and torena's limp dick like in her own career>overcomes her own veneer of strict scientific materialism, embracing a deep-seated and raw emotion, indirectly caused by Sunday's ghost via Cafe, whom she earnestly calls a 'friend'. >they have a kino Arima face off that inspires Tachyon to keep on running as part of her new 'plan C' (as in Cafe kek)just fucking remove her OG career from the game at this point, this is it.
>>574405882I'm sorry this happened to you. If it makes you feel worse, I'm actually a front fag and my only usable parent was a 1* Power 2* Sprint Taiki that had few usable skill sparks. I'm talking 1* Summer Runner, 2* Corner Adept, 2* Productive Plan, 2* Shifting Gears, 2* Pace Chaser Savvy. This game does not reward effort.
>>574406231you got a lot of plats, right?
>>574406202>Also spot struggle doesn't gain anything from 3 vs 2But I'll have 3 horses going real fast. That's better than two, since it's a race.
>>574405882based neet
>>574406194don't tell me what to do whore
Should I skip Light Hello if I won't bother with graded league during GL? Open League won't allow S-rank umas and beyond anytime soon, right?
>>5744062103/3/1/2Not the results wanted but at least I get to go to A Finals unlike last CM...
>>574405907How much worse will the affinity be if not doing the dirt autism and just doing turf g1s
>>574406336openbabies can do whatever the hell they want
>>574406335don't make me hit you again
waheyslept for like 15 hours didn't do my round 2 yet
>>574406001Rice shower because I liked her more.
>>574406302I got 2 during MANT. At the end of the day I'm still training Kawakami even if you make one that's absolutely cracked she still a Uma that basically does not have a unique in 90% of the races she runs which hurts her a lot. >>574406321I'm not a NEET I just have no life so I go to work and I come home and I play Uma.
>>574406241You do understand that there is no way to adapt Tachyon's career that follows what happened IRL without straight up just banning the player from training or racing for 10+ turns?
>>574405907i don't understand the point of this at all
>>574406415>15hthats not healthy wei bro
>>574406409you never could you lanky faggot
>>574406508affinity maxxing requires dirt looping
>>574405907Wait, is Kitasan or Bourbon the ace there? Also the dirt spark needs to be "somewhere" in the lineup, but in-game only sparks up to grandparents are counted for inspiration right?
>>574406548work was kicking my ass
>>574406451Based free thinking individual!
Genten wins 3rd race (3YO maiden) at Fukushima
>>574406363about 50% more affinity by adding dirtsseems like your winrate goes from 100% at A/B dirt down to 50% at D and about 25% at G, but you're not only gambling to win those races, you're gambling to win the SAME racesbasically you'll be losing most of the affinity boost by not having dirt sparks even if you gamba on running the dirt races (which costs you nothing to attempt)
>>574406645
Shiet, do I roll for Rickey?
>>574405959Aieee...87826165
>>574406704I snacked during MANT and now I'm gonna die going into GL
>>574406491So was the 30K(?) Carat journey worth it?
>>574406556wow he's cute
>>574403090how does it focus on your well being and quality of life? made up magic bullshit? oh ok
>>574406407How many scenarios does spd Tachyon last? I won't be able to perform properly during GL but perhaps things will change later
>>574406810grand live and grand masters
>>574405294>>574405095
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>574406664I misremembered, 50% is for D/D aptitudes, you get ~80% at A dist/D surface or vice versa
>>574406787that... is a boy
>>574406874And L’arc
>>574406198You want to loop the dirt GGPs until you have a good legacies of whites you want. And then you need to start mixxing and matching between Dirt -> Mile (or whatever distance) -> Dirt so the umas are able to run and spark that distance if possible. The opera is kind of an example of what you need I think Nishino you just bring Medium and Dirt high enough to run the Tiara-Dirt route. Updated the image again to make it make a little more sense?You can use this to plan out your umas and what sparks you need: https://design.u-ma.org/>>574406567Kitasan is the ace for Medium track. I just did one side of the bourbon parent.
>>574406797>ignorant third worlderhow surprising wooooow
NYEEEEEXT JIGGIIIIEEE
>>574406953FUCK I FORGOT THE LINKhttps://jiggie.fun/OlD3ME>https://jiggie.fun/OlD3MEhttps://jiggie.fun/OlD3ME>https://jiggie.fun/OlD3MEhttps://jiggie.fun/OlD3ME
>>574406762>878261656/9last for me
>>574403786he's immortal because he absorbs the life force of other horses, but if he can't steal their energy he will slowly wither away
Ho O the Royal win 4th race (3YO maiden) at Hakodate
>>574406887I wish her dialogue had more aviation autism
If Sprint is the most RNG CM, why is everyone getting 5/5 rounds?
>>574406362Any response to you and *m*m*s falling out??
>>574407127this track is less RNG than the last sprint CM
>>574407127you got gaslit retard
>>574407127The best I got was 4...
>>574407127I went to church
>>574406887Brine clears.
Bitch.
>>574407127luck is a skilljust get luckier
>>574406567You're right there. You're building up the lineages one level at a time
>>574406932What you said is nothing new to me, but looping is already a monumental task even without Dirt. Look at how few people actually build a proper Tiara Nishino or Crown Dober parent. I only started looping because of spark reroll and Unity+. Prepping a Tiara Nishino/Taiki parent was already exhausting for me, and I don't know if I have it in me to add Dirt into my prep.
>>574407182Well that's good because I also got 5/5
>>574406664Doesn't auto get fucked by 4+ races? You have to sacrifice something during fall/winter or it just dies and you'll probably drop dirts right? I counted 16 to 8 if you take the 5+ race chains, which is fine in manual careers I suppose.
>>574407240The feelings were really distant
Never thought I could 5/5 round 2 in a sprint CM. Training an underrated ace pick and seeing it performs always feel so good
>>574407473>underrated>see her every other lobby
>-3000k yenITS JOEVER
>>574407308It's an investment for the future. Auto-career and spark rerolling makes it easier too.
>>57440676226746989>>574407148My domestic relations attorney has asked me not to comment any further on the matter
>>574407127Because you only take note of the people who post about going 5/5 and ignore everyone else
>>574407127It's rng because people are picking a bunch of accels and hoping they satisfy the conditions or they activate at the right time on at least one of their aces.If you aren't even building properly to meet that you're not gonna win with any amount of rng.
>>574407470You only drop the JBC Classic
>>574407473I only saw mayano 1 out of 50 lobbies so far
>>574407470if you shrimply don't run JBC you don't have to worry about that
>>574401696BASED PRINCESS
>>574406932Cute chibis
>>574407127It's way more consistent than the last sprint CM, even for my fronts consistently second...
Wait you don't get the outfit if you get the Lvl 10 affection? Bummer
>>574407470>>574407618>>574407597
>>574404847Nice burka NTR
>>574407108Ho O the Royal is a helluva name
>>574407547it's okayyyy let them know how you feel!
>>574407674I think I'm gonna replace Victoria with Kashiwa for the sash
>>574407127>he believed it was RNGLmao. The first sprint CM was NOT RNG, and this is not any different.
>>574406948it's exactly the type of thing an ignorant third worlder believes in, yes, gold star for you
>>574407673It's 11.
>>574407729>>574407547What's the scoop. UMZ demands to know
>>574407127It's because of the RNG that I could get 5/5.Most of the wins for this round were Spe-chan, so that felt nice at least.
>>574405616haku data is fine but it's infested with shitters. uma.moe needs to doxx everybody's plats already so I can filter out platlets
Valletta Kazuma wins Soleil Jump Stakes (OP)
>>574407836FUG HOW DO I ESCAPE THE 2/MAX
>>574405820both
>>574407827Idk man my CM9 team was I think just as strong as my current team but I was like 60% win rate there and 80% win rate here
>>574406493yes I know, frauds shouldn't be playable characters, but here we are.
>>574407827>>574407987>CM9>PDM >loselol
>>574407127The first sprint CM had ZERO workable accels and only gambling on velocity carryovers, it was a bad first impression. Not anymore
>>574407547That is a very threatening Suzuka...91742662
>>574407970Wait until a later patch when they add more casual outfits.
Why are the shilling an old concert
Fuji Kiseki and Daiwa Scarlet should trade outfits.
>>574408095Rice....UghRice..........RiceAh..
I like the "7.2 mil Yen central earnings" joke for Yanko
>>574408072Damn Oguri stole Suzuka's thunder, would have been an easy win if her unique skill didn't pop right in the acceleration zone.
post rices
>>574407127When people say Sprints are RNG they mean going for a 100% win rate in Sprints is harder not that every race is a crapshoot
>>574407827>Rushing Gale! and Turbo Sprint: The CM
tiny hats are stupid
>>574408267
>>574407827>>574408206Didd you niggas forget that pace promoted El was auto win?
>>574408165how did that delinquent make so much...?
>>574408191
Curren!
>>574408072MY LATES26262210
>>574408267ikr
tiny hats ARE stupidhowever, I will still love and fuck the shit out of CB and luna
>>574408206Not him but I had a better winrate on the first Sprint CM..
>>574407828you're broke and always will beback to the factory you godumbass man
ENJOY B RANK FINALS ASSHOLEYOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>>574408323I wonder...
>>574408363This creature is too Feng and too Shui
>>574408375she does look a lot better without the stupid hatand with munch I guess
>>574408419>heart bookmark icon for past CM aces sovl
>>574408431Shut up umama
FUARK MY HERO
Why did they have to create this extra raped version of haru urara for career mode? I found her playing ECP in the new dirt mile g1 that's on the same turn as the hopeful stakes. Why did they do this... Is there lore?
Ridere Cuore wins 4th race (3YO maiden) at Fukushima
Post donkeys
>>574408314>mutating pre-mant
>>574405193Palmer love!
>>574406797The supernatural bullshit is just psychological studies in disguise because people back then didn't know any better. But arranging your environment neatly does affect your mental health. Feng Shui is one of those things people apply unconsciously.
>>574408662
>>574408614Because it's haru without a good trainer in career
>>574408431Keep spitting facts Umama
>pace promoted flower, no angling>perfect high spirits carry over>defended herself with beeline burst from creeping lates>win without activating accelI hit the jackpot
>>574405193I am not helping you pick your next avatar
>>574399340
>>574408662Rickey's ears look bigger
>>574407127Its extremely rng. My chansformed opera stamped 4 wins on a ticket today and then didn't win any besides that. The thing is that most people seem to have been confused this cm so the competition is unexpectedly weak sometimes even in round 2.
>>574408791thanks nonny~
>>574408821Strong pace will still win if pace prmoted
>>574408191Rices (plural)
>>574408910Just say it like it is, bro. Your uma is TRANSformed...
>>574408957one of them is a VILLAIN
>>574408925die you freak stop SOPTPPPRPW FIFKXSKL
>>574408996
>>574409007Don't say that
>>574409010only when you do bitch
>>574408614she canonically has never won a race in her life even her "best" aptitudes would not ever be near A if we need to be accurate to real life
>>574409032>her VA also isn't coming to LA
>>574409103ok let's do it
>>574405193>See thisWhat you do?
>>574408973NO. this is 4chan, we don't mutate here we chansform. I did not forcibly gender transition TM Opera O into a sprinter.
Haru Urara has not been in a single legend race since the game started.
If you could stop the time, what would you do in Tracen academy?
>>574409186post your w2
>>574409007*six of them
>>574409192>>574409204Only real ones get her to 5 stars
>>574409165she's a cutie
>>574408442Gonna get that 1st place at B Finals mmmmm
what the fuck? Uhhh bros are we nightlooping?
LET ME CLOCK THESE RACES AAAIIEEE
5/20no A finals
>>574409245stop dodging
>>574409216Rest, so I have energy again after Creek keeps draining me
>>574409032mommy
>>574409419I am in the position of power here
>>574409350>UE1HOLY SH--->5 1 meme deckBOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>574409216Take off Tazuna's hat
I'm not looping i barely even make parents
>>574407127I went 2-1-0-2. I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe I'd have had better results if I'd run pacers, but I'm a f2p frontfag, and my favorites are all fronts - Hag, Suzuka, etc. second favorite is CB though, just 5 more months
>>574409216Scout a really shit mobBut I use my time stop powers to make them seemingly teleportTo everyone else it just looks like they hit some super powerful Da Zone potentialI would even pretend alongside the fans and admirers that I was awed at their runningBut they know, deep down, they did notThey know they are still the same terrible runner and now a fraud
I have been enlightened as to why so many find Light Hello to be a top tier wife.
>>574409350That's nice but it'll get absolutely clapped by a mid tier Oguri.
>>574409439bet you can't even pin me down and have your way with me
>>574409506Make it look like Dio in SBR where he was "teleporting" when he was catching up to Zeppeli.
Delete Oguri Crap from the game
I'm still waiting for your team.
>>574409176
>>574409726sex
>>574409409Come back at 6:30 tomorrow and hopefully you'll be facing me and my outdated A rank Sprints from last CM.
>>574409610This sweepyfag?
>>574409610I like my women with a little bit more meat
BoldogHos stream is up with races
>>574409726super creek...
I'm in
big rig jig gigshttps://jiggie.fun/_5pXT_>https://jiggie.fun/_5pXT_https://jiggie.fun/_5pXT_>https://jiggie.fun/_5pXT_https://jiggie.fun/_5pXT_
>>574408431incorrect on all counts except that I am a mannice try, thirdie turdie
>>574406734Yes, Rickey is strong this CM even
>Delete Oguri Crap from the game
nonny more like NOOO NOT IN THERE AAHHHH FUCKKKK IT'S TIGHTTTTNMY GOOD YOU RE FIILLIBG ME UPP
Hello
>>574409921YOU DIDN'T WIN
>>574409726I WANT TO GET HER PREGNANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>574409929this is nothing new...
>>574409947wow daring today huh
>>574409929this made my dick get hardhuh????
You should be married by now
>thinking of doing a nice nature for the dirt cm with keen eye so I can have a dominator debuffer and a stamina debuffer>remember natie needs to be able to SEE the other umas for her venom to reach themfug
>>574410025let me have it let me have it let me have it let me have it LET ME HAVE IT LET ME HAVE IT PLEASE ITS ALREADY READY JUST SLIDE IT IN PLEASE PLEASEEE i will do amANYTHING
Ho O License wins 5th race (3YO maiden) at Hakodate
>>574410165Lemon...
>>574409726the egg carton is almost empty but there are still a few left in the back, just waiting...
>>574409817It was about time
>>574410048Stop triggering mood down events
>>574410165Laurel avatarfag typed this
where are the new rabis
>>574410292Tel Aviv
>>574410048saving myself for the right one
>>574410292fuck you
>>574410228There is an easy solution to this mood down event
>>574410358can I get the Vodka one, pls?
>>574410404>that much gap between the racersIs that a shitter lobby? Everyone is so clustered in my lobbies.
>>574410353last thing every trainer says before getting raped by their uma
>>574409726She's only 10 years older than me.
>>574410209WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME I'M THE BOTTOM
>>574410524
>>574410358oh nice there are some new ones
>>574409204She's not a legend.
>>574410395I'm scared of methanol poisoning so I don't have any hard liquor right now
>>574410646bwo...
>>574410292
>>574410657thx my kAng
>>574410542You can tweak the view window's width so that there's no overlap between racers
>>574410646I do not think you could ever top
Win Galahad wins 5th race (2YO debut) at Kokura
>>574410729Gay is one thingThe BOTTOMNoooo way
>>574410739
>>574409391Not a single CM has taken place at night, none of the night-time Dirt races have ever been in a CM
>>574410857Not a single whip, pretty impressive.
>>574410646I'm umama's top hater but come on bwo
>>574410857powerful name
>Weather reports kept saying that my place will get another heatwave at the end of the month, tho at least it will be very short (2-3 days), after which it falls down a cliff again>Now I see the same days being super cold instead on most sites, only a few going that it's still getting hot on those days>One weirdo website even talks about 37+ temps for 1-2 days for some fucking reasonI know weather is disgustingly complicated to math out and extremely volatile, but holy shit
>>574410646Your dick barely works...
>>574410869See >>574410842If I were to match you with the fake gay Chiyoposter, he would top you, you have big bottom energy
made it to A finals, but at what cost
>>574410897Yeah, noticed that too, pretty interesting
>>574409726She knows her way around the "industry", if you catch my pitching.
>>574411004>sprint casino>two? fronts without concentration
yamete
>>574410950If it makes you feel any better where I live the entire sky is covered with wildfire ash and we have a tornado warning all day
>>574410975THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO START TAKING *IT* UP ME>>574410989NooooooooooooooooooooNeverEVER
>>574411068
>>574410872goodness gracious
>>574411089>Wildfire ash mixed with Tornado WarningsNot even a American, but what hell state is that happening in right now?>Playing WoW last night, and some Detroit dude had to dip out for a sec cuz some Canadian wildfire is wrecking havocThat was something.
>>574411190no sloppa....
>>574410872Wifeshin
>>574411206people still play wow?
>>574411206 unironically ohio
>>574410872>>574410739God damn she's flat
>>574411158Everyone in /uma/ can top you. You'd be in the middle in /vm/a desu
>>574411047I'm running bakushin pace. Maru and Bakushin O are there solely to fill space
>>574411272Private server (free), plus nostalgia is a thing, so yes. No idea what kind of ""people"" play retail these days.>>574411285>Right under DetroitHeh... Guess that explains the ash then.
>Vodka is the bike autism uma>Maruzensky is the car autism uma>Mayano is the plane autism umaWhy is there no uma with train autism
I think a jp anon caught this one
>>574411374IT'S COMING FROM CANADA AND I FUCKING HATE CANADIANS FOR MAKING MY LUNGS HURT
>>574411371>Solo frontExplains MY WIFE's winrate
>>574411453I know, I get it, that's the point. Calm down, I think Canadians are faggy bitches as well, and I'm a eurotard.
Weirdos
>>574411529Thank you for your sympathy, I can die with my house being torn apart by a twister in peace now
Cirque du Mars wins 5th race (2YO debut) at FukushimaKyaaaaaa!!! Sakai-san!!!!!
nyeeeeext jiyigyiehttps://jiggie.fun/NQFn9b>https://jiggie.fun/NQFn9bhttps://jiggie.fun/NQFn9b>https://jiggie.fun/NQFn9bhttps://jiggie.fun/NQFn9b
>>574411341Latching on like a cookie cutter shark
>>574411624NEXT MONTH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I WANT MACHAN ON MY HOME SCREEN.
>>574411624
>>574411624love this oddball like you wouldn't believe
>>574411773why are stallions like this
>>574411773>>574411754
Good enough for the finals
>>574411405
>>574411926>>574411773what is wrong with her
>>574411885machan is aMARE
>>574412004Who
>>574411657wait, I just checked and with this win Sakai won all three races he run till now (1st, 2nd and 5th races at Fukushima)KYAAAAAAAAA!!!! SAKAI-SAN KAKKOII!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yanko is so lucky....
>>574411926
>>574411206I saw that thread earlier thought it was some retarded post by leafs to piss off burgers but didnt expect for it to have that effect
>>574412004why are anons like this
it's cool how if you get pace promoted you just instantly lose
Why is the thread so horny on a Friday night?
>>574411657I was rooting for Nishino Kifujin to pull off an upset, but she stayed dead last the whole race. Cirque du Mars was my second favorite, so I’m happy anyways
Did I miss the hornygayposting
>>574412056
>>574412154You are not invited
Shonan Multi wins 6th race (3YO maiden) at Hakodate
>>574411341She won't be when she's pregnant. Except her tits would still be flat lolololololol
Bros my CM rejects are getting me like 850-870k points on TT, I got demoted for the first time in a whileHow do I make good TT umas? I was looking at high ranked teams earlier and most of them didn't have all that many gold skills, only about 4-6 with no Escapades for the most part.
everyone is invited when umama is involved
>>574412190
>>574412134People are pent up over the week and friday/saturday is their chance to releaseI am also a bit horny but I like to wait until THAT Uma gets posted
>>574412332that's all
>>574411383Are there even female train otakus? All pics I seen so far have the typical spectacled guys with heavy cameras.
>>574412089da hog doesn't
>>574412078because they are female or female at heart
>>574412457Thank you for the dose of Machan.
>>574411383We would need for a CEO of a train company or something like that to start owning race horses
Any umas afraid of the blacks?
which uma is the >if winning lose uma
Machan is fat.So be careful.
Wtf these new dirt races give hints really often when you beat them, I'm... I'm NIGHTLOOOOOOOOOPINGGGGG
>>574412469Railways are a man's passion.
Rebuilding Biwa was 100% the right call, she's doing a lot better now
sorry I got it out of my system now
why are we pretending to like... uh... whoever the fuck this is again?
>>574411383you take the supreme autist Symboli Kris S to an amusement park in her story and she gets really invested in how the roller coaster is constructed. that's close.
>>574400839/vm/a have drawfags/uma/ does not
>condomsthat's a skinwalker anon RUN
>>574412690Her fat tits need to drain the semen from my penis
Keep Shining wins 6th race (3YO maiden) at Kokura
>>574412928what happened to her clothes
>>574412636Why would you be afraid of Cesario
>>574412980>gets really invested in how the roller coaster is constructedwtf literally memaybe I judged her too harshly
>>574412690Fat uma
>>574413000>trips of lies
all this update did was give everyone access to the shittiest SS/Ug umas ever what the fuck are these stats in CM
>>574413242It's the "i finally hit SS for the first time guise ive been playing since release" uma
Mambo status?
>>574413242>speed sparks
Tfw no nonnydomme who findoms me and then forces me to watch them stream as they use my money to go to pity on dogshit offmeta banners
>>574413359I look like that
>>574413304Rank 400 and dropping. The four kings are still standing but for how long? Only time will tell until they are betrayed from within for the final time and the soul of the club evaporates like keb...
>>574413000i draw but i haven't picked up my pen for the last few weeks
>>574404696She's funny and that's super charming.
>>574413469Ex-AlmondLove is barely hanging on
>>574400839I will tell give an answer depending of which thread you are from in /vt/
>>574413304I really enjoy NTR porn and I'm not afraid to admit it.
are they ever going to announce the third season of oguri's anime...
>>574413668nooo I like tamaloveif you guys can survive till next month I'll join to help out some
>>574412928what are those little red boxes?
>>574403329HOEEEHHH ARIGATOOOOO
maachan is quickly approaching reddit uma status
the best thing about this update is the skip race button its fun to watch the first races but after that it would get so fucking painfully tedious
Squeeze Out wins 6th race (3YO maiden) at Fukushima
>>574413689Its kinda ironic when anti-NTR posters have seen more NTR porn than me
>>574413000>make art for a living>posting it woud be nuclear levels of self-doxxing>literally can't share uma fine art with /uma/ broslife is complicated
Cya chuds, I'm going to watch The Odyssey.
>>574413801as it turns out, people who complain about ntr consume more ntr than they care to admit
>>574413242Be glad you're fighting those instead of highly optimized buhi paces
>>574413849don't come back
i finished 1/5 in 3 tickets, am i cooked chat?
>>574413689She does have very nice breasts
>>574413849Chud here. I hope you get run over by a truck.
>>574413849>I'm gonna consume hollywood slop to own the chuds lol goodbye ok bro
>>574405348She is straight, but has nice curves
What's the deal with nooki spe being greedy?
>getting upset over a movielol
>>574400839>/vg/Designated general for all things uma musume, the central hub for all discussion around the game, franchise or whatever off topic topic of the day >/vm/ The former /v/ threads with a different culture and userbase than us, slower (but not dead, they can sometimes outspeed us rarely), very notable casual and hardcore divide, kind of strict about posting standards and trying to mantain a high quality thread. That's pretty much the only difference, lots of our guys crosspost there.
>>574413689Would Curren indulge my NTR fetish?
>>574413757Playing cards decks. They're going to play Black Jack all night.
>>574413849>Funded by SorosYou might as well use Age of Mythology as base and just imagine it
I had a dream that I was drinking with Maruzensky and got her blackout drunk and I started groping her but when I stopped she suddenly opened her eyes.
>>574413012Folded neatly to the right
>>574413984ntr has the makings of an ntr body
>>574407779My bro...
The weak should fear the strong.
>>574413982To be fair them having high posting standards prevent attention whores like the staygoldtranny from posting there. Wish we did the same.
>>574413932NTA and I'm not ineterested in watching it because of the bland dogshit casting choices alone, not to mention Nolan's fake depth is something you outgrow after high school, but is there a TLDR on why it's "woke"?Did they cast a person with a higher level of melanin than perfectly accurate or something?
>>574413984No.
Kincsem would dust all you niggas
>>574413910B finals is not that bad if you win
>>574413984yes
"curren does not like to cheat on her trainer or fucking old men she loves her trainer, her fans and being an idol and thats that"
>>574414178lollmao
umasumi fuckboys and fuck trannies
Why is there no good Curren Bouquet porn?
>>574414135I don't visit them often because I like the speed here but I've never had a bad interaction there desu.
>>574414140>but is there a TLDR on why it's "woke"?it's full of browns and a troon despite being a medieval movie or something, pretty much every modern american media is like this so don't get why people are surprised
>>574414140They cast elliot page and seeing him try to come off as a big masculine warrior would be funny if it wasn't supposed to be serious
Paradise Faith wins 7th race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Hakodate
>himyou forgot the chiyo image
>>574414370>Medieval Retard
>whoreren
>>574414421
>>574413984No, she loves you
4-14-13-24-1
>>574414476bbbbbbbbbbased
>>574413842Nobody will recognize your art style anon unless you're Akira Toriyama's ghost or something
Why does CB have an agemasen for corner recovery
>>574414552could be worse
Why would anyone from /vm/a even post here? Mind telling us bwos/bros?
>>574414594Just killin time while I wait for someone to make a new thread. I'll leave as soon as theres one up don't worry.
>>574414594Didn't the windyfag get driven out to here because of a schizo
>>574414503sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex >>574414594Why would anyone from /v/ even post here? Why would anyone from /vg/ even post there? Not much else to do
>>574414460only things I've seen about it is a guy with an spartan helmet and people complaining the cast is full of brown people, I don't care what the setting truly is bro
>>574414594I'm just at a point where I currently find the circlejerking and schizobabble there somehow more annoying than the ERP and drama here. I'm sure I'll get fed up with you all soon enough.
>>574414664Why don't you make it yourself
>>574414421I see secretariat
>>574414438It's beneath me to be like>"""""'him"""""""Or some stupid shit. If you know enough to know why it's a bad casting call then you're already thinking of the girl from Juno or Inception anyway.
>>574414727Laziness.
>>574413849>AceCHAD watches hyper slopI like Nolan as much as the next, but that movie is pure hollywood slop, something he never did before, esp not to this degree. Enjoy it, I suppose, maybe it's better than the dogshit translation it's based on.
>>574414724I thought only we had schizobabble? Give me a qrd on /vm/a drama
>>574414370>medieval>American hours
orenji
>>574414763just say her
>>574414724You guys got it good, I was lurking for the past couple of days and you guys run a tight ship. Honestly wish sometimes we did as much community stuff here.
>0-1-0-3A finals here i come!!
>>574413849I laughed so much at the "Helen of Detroit" meme that it felt like I got the full experience of watching the movie. I would have fell for it like you if were not for that.
>>574414276Umasumi
>>574414874Im not a /vm/a native but from what ive read, there's an extremely autistic guy that wants to dictate the thread to be what he wants and everything else is a falseflag or janny operation that everyone hates.
>>574414919We're too torn... The battlescars from the club wars have turned us against one another...
>>574414704they seem to be banking on people not caring about it as much as you
>>574413984>>574414516>literally seduces other umas' torenas
>bro did you hear what /vm/ did bwo omg dude they're SO full of schizos man it's crazy
Supreme Realm wins 7th race (3YO maiden) at Kokura
>>574415130>>574415130>>574415130
>>574414919Danchoucup...
>>574414919the hunger games when things were down for maintenance or whatever was fun. so was jeopardy. jiggies can be a good time. I'm afraid to join a jong game since I have no clue how to play.
>>574415004yeah he's one of /v/ma's danchous my danchou
>>574415126What a name and another Kris S/Cesario victory
This thread would be fine if the chiyonooposter and the Staygoldtranny fucked off entirely
>>574415030I'm never watching it so I don't think that's a good idea
>>574414874It's mostly just shadowboxxing. Anytime something negative happens in the thread, people start throwing out accusations that the thread is being raided by bwos, being falseflagged by the scatjeet, or thinking the mods have a personal vendetta against them. Plus, people there bite bait way too easily.You can even check out >>574403040 if you want. Some guy complained about the thread, got called a concernposting troll, and when he pointed out that he was an actual OG, his danchou attempted (unsuccessfully) to pretend to be a third party calling him out.
>>574414594I post in both /vm/a (formerly /v/ma) and /uma/ since I'm pretty much an outsider to both places (not in any of those clubs)90% of the cross posts are shitposters looking to stir shit up, no one should engage with them
>>574415365Kinda weird cuz I'm looking at their thread and honestly, it's a very good one? But I guess everyone must have drama no. I suppose grass is always greener.
>>574415494Yeah, the thread right now isn't bad, but a few over the past week or two kinda wore me out is all.
>>574411341
>>574415349the movie being made was not a good idea
