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>>574415126
Digitan LOVE
I want to be the raped
My best result.
>>574415291hey
Rice LOVE
So when do we start our nightly /vm/a raid? They're fun it's like going to the girl's dorm and throwing toilet paper at their windows
>>574415130Your Ms. Victoria will marry Mr. Victoria
Kakkoi Windy!
Curren stole my trainer!!
>>574415440
Tazuna is still not beating the allegations
Tachyon LOVE
>>574415498Suck Here, Windy!
why do umas do this randomly
>>574415498Stinko!
What inherits are good for cm17... Everyone is going to be hogging and ricking right? Spurt doesn't work so ends are out. Should I try latecoping? I don't even know...
I want to cum, can people post obscenely huge uma tits?
>>574415612When you start smelling strong uma pheromones and they're blushing heavily
why the hell is my sprint C dominator no1 fav
>>574415697>Spurt doesn't work so ends are out.i remember when people were saying this during CM13
>>574415697Create a miracle dirt A goldship
No
>Dia fell off from the top 20 of the fuck chart
>>574415787Biko is cool
Ashes of Rose wins 7th race (3YO maiden) at Fukushima
>>574415775I never know why people say it. I guess because the final straight is short?
>>574415803>Dura still at 10 despite being dead for a couple of years now>World Premiere hard carried by Lovcen
>>574415498>>574415787
>>574415880Man I really like how Sunday Racing names their horses, such cool names
>>574415697I will be running a late OG oguri with pedal to the metal/uma stan/nimble navigator/latch on/racing stamina/shooting star + double dom
Admire crown name = Mental illnessWhat the FUCK is Ayabe's problem
>>574415768Recovery skill (unique)
>>574415993...That ain't Biko.
For my next magic trick, I will perform my iconic "5 borrows 0 aces."
>>574416052They admire you
Post uma ass pls
>>574416052Mentally ill uma wife...
>>574416070
>>574416128
>>574415965Gold Ship was right next to Orfevre and Tabaru's Takarazuka Kinen win pushed him to the top 10.
WHAT THE FUCK!!! QUEUE NOW!!!!
>>574416118Aruvu...
jigg>ieJIGG>IEhttps://jiggie.fun/oro4Lh>https://jiggie.fun/oro4Lhhttps://jiggie.fun/oro4Lh>https://jiggie.fun/oro4Lhhttps://jiggie.fun/oro4Lh
>>574416318Cute doting oneesan
>>574416273I just lost 3 matches go fuck yourself.
>>574412316long post because I'm bored lol4-6 is still enough though the current optimal umas should be able to have up to 8-9 golds, but although you get scored pretty well on gold skill procs, you also still get a good amount of points from podium or at least getting top 5, and the high ranked and especially whale teams are going to statmog some torena who gutmax'd to get to SS team rank if they're doing TT on cooldown in the span of a week, it's law of averages. Any golds they proc are going to be a bonus to them but they're probably also winning by huge distances which also has its share of points.But on the note of making TT umas, just golds, high wit of at least 1k to 1.1k minimum, slightly beyond capped speed, and stamina to finish the track is all you need. And as of now, you should be seeing if each team is able to do something like breaking 175k each minimum then factoring in your win bonus mine is currently about 23k bonus for winning at least 3 of the races which would get you about 900k. But if you high roll well enough on most of your team, you get something like what my Ayabe and my long team did here. 9 gold skills procced because despite 8 golds, Curvature has a cooldown and 564 lucked out with proccing that after enough time passed. But just playing Neo Unity, you're always guaranteed 3 golds there, add in Riko and your cards finishing/innate uma abilities and even getting at least 6 shouldn't be a problem. 564 does help in the long run, if you don't want to rebuild immediately into Grand Live.
>>574415803Holy moly is Lovecen really boosting world premier that hard? Man it's cool seeing a horse rise to fame like that in real time
>S aptitude>No greens for GW
>>574416502
>>574416621uhmmmm gwo you're focus + shrewd step + descent as GW trigger?
>>574416128Everyone's Oguri Cap's ass!
>>574416118>this happens>try to call Air Groove for help>told me she is cleaning an apartment>told me I am an imbecile>hangs upWhat the fuck am I supposed to do
>>574416646pool
>>574416680Oguri's not used to wearing skirts...
>>574416128Kingly ass!
>>574416668I curse you with a 100ms late start.
Flower is pissed
>>574416754spank that butt like a drum
Meiner Zeus wins 8th race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Hakodate
UmaGrok give me a random Uma wife.
>>574417098dogai deio
>>574417098
>>574416680cute, slappable ass
>>574416801W-What's that in the background
>>574417085nige for the win
Your sashes. Hand them over.
Fusen wins 8th race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Kokura
I don't have any sashis
>>574417192No.
>>574416754Ngl, kumiyabe gave me an NTR fetish, he draws some top tier shit.
>>574417138
FUCK YOY FGUCK YOU YOU ARE ONLY WINNING BEACAUSE YO FUCK LUCK SHITTERS HAVE SPRINT S THAT IUS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET SO FUCK YOU TUCKING YOU FUCK YOU
>>574417045Then again I'd be pissed if I lost like this too
>>574417309Have you tried facing your auspicious directions via gua number while queuing/making an ace?
>>574417295>kumiyabeYou will acquire the 2nd fetish soon enough
>>574416521My bad, lol....
I wanna set my ringtone to something uma-related that won't be 100% cringe if it went off in public, what should I set it to?
>>574417512I already like the contrast of the pale umas though
>>574417743the BGM from crane game
Coq au Vin wins 8th race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Fukushima
>>574417743any of the orchestral/chiptune versions in the OST
>>574417295>he got brainwashed into liking a shit tier fetish by shit tier art
alright which one of you is this
Should I be building parents in MANT for Ricky because winning races gives you so much greens?
>>574417743There is a lot to choose from
>>574417743https://youtu.be/KgXRBka1tbA
>>574417920you get a lot less skill points in MANT compared to Unity
>>574417949The fumes coming from Creek would be intoxicating
>>574417743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI-9qnTavCgPeople will think it's just very cool and pleasant sounding beats.
>>574417845>shit tier artShit taste, literally look up how he draws when they cum.
Does anyone has the Creek version
>>574418116You should do yourself and us a favor and post here again.
>>574417856459751636097
>>574418205neve postr*Now I look I retarded
>>574417969Cringe
>>574417309You need to sit upright, bwo.
Dogwood wins Yunohama Tokubetsu
only 3 more days until I never have to do another parent run...
>>574418256what primitive language is this
tomboy smile! i want to hug biko and ruffle her hair!
>>574417401lol did she block herself for good bit?
>>574418426Malay
>>574418426Malaysian and he has a swastika in his name, so he's probably a white nationalist.
>>574418343Don't say that...
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
so its better to pop the spirit balls asap now?
Himawari Sho in 1 minute, First Open race of the 2YO's this year
any cuties around?
>>574418568
name a better feeling than nakayama doin this
Let's go, Rickey!*slaps her ass*
>>574418950that's the purple ball doing that, anon...
Your first lv 11 won't be Oguri Cap, right?
>>574418950very cute post>>574418776SEXO
>>574418979oh fug you right but when it happens in URA is also a good feeling (ive been playing too much URA)
>>574418912Sex
>>574418676I find purple bursts is rarer than blue bursts. Blue you can still keep them around until it lands on a good stat, if you skip purples no one knows when it'll activate again
Caeli Lux wins Himawari Sho and becomes the first of her generation to break into Open class
>>574418560Why does Still need to keep track of my social media activity?
the daytime fodder is down, send in the eastern reinforcementshttps://jiggie.fun/oro4Lh>https://jiggie.fun/oro4Lhhttps://jiggie.fun/oro4Lh>https://jiggie.fun/oro4Lhhttps://jiggie.fun/oro4Lh
>>574419105>Shitskin
old fags, what was the old champions road like? ive never seen gameplay of ithttps://youtu.be/0FnDn2t6lrc?si=_0U07Jy60uYCUa_Y
>>574419105Feels good to see a horse I watched debut go on to win, it really makes me happy. I hope Lieve can rebound too
>>574418947>>574418568I'm getting seduced by Shina...
>>574419057yeah i'd do the same
sex with hagshag sex
>>574419057>>574419258Let's go
>>574418465She needs a lot of room to fit her head through
i just failed a 1% during summer i want to beat a cygames dev to death with a horseshoe
Bobo keeps looking at me like this...
Cutie.
Is medium C good enough for Taiki's medium races?
>>574419156AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>574417856What's wrong with manju?
>>574419446Yes
>>574419483sunday silence a cute
>>574419543Thanks, I also got boosted to Medium B on the 2nd inspiration
>>574417743maybe this? https://youtu.be/kPEteYmIofI
Wait what... How did my dominator win? Did she debuff my team too?
>>574419446it surprisingly is, just make sure to have stamina
>>574419407So precocious, perfect for rape.
>>574419640EL EMPEROR
>>574419272
>>574419809
Luxe Patrol wins Kaiseizan Tokubetsu
Any cuties around?
>>574419928Pokke... forgotten...
>>574419683>perfect for rapeYes>precociousThat's Maya
>>574418447
>>574419915
>>574419987hey
Imagine the smell.
Fr*ntniggers how is your farming going?
>Somehow didn't achieve a S+ rank team
>>574416607also the highest so far for newcomer sires (this is an baaaad year for 3C Contrail)
>>574420074I've stolen your Chiyo
Appassimento wins Shiosai Tokubetsu
>>574420485BAKUSSHIINNNNwas it a sprint?
We fucked
>>574420485
>bitter glasse keeps activating all of her skill with the shit ass sub optimal wit she hasmhm yeah sure and i dont activate none of them with 1200 wit
>>574420485bro got a nice pedigree
>>574420361>early race accumulatetimeLet me guess this has the mile maven bug
>FM, Maru and Kita didn't finishAt least I GW and Sprint S guarantees an improvement over what I had previously
>>574420463Which one
>>574416607Just look at the stats in 2026, 3 starts in Graded races (all Lovcen), 2 wins (Lovcen in Satsuki and Derby) and AEI of 8 point fucking .5also 561.66 mil of the earnings this year are just by Lovcen too
>>574420681Pace GW is underrated in this CM. I have a Pace Taiki and she has a 90% chance of proccing SFV/Blossom and all that. Midrace is very short that even pace promotion can't generate that much of a lead so what happens is my Taiki is guaranteed to come 1st and just drops down to 2nd at the perfect time before the accel proccening part of the rack.
>>574420646It shouldn't because it doesn't have>&phase_random==0as a condition. Funnily enough, Intimidate/Adored by All still has that.
>>574420865>underratedall the sloptubers were talking about it gwo
>>574420865I'm running two fronts and if it's a pace heavy lobby she's just permastuck at 9th even if she had >1200 power and 2 OO power greens
Wide Krieger wins Kumamotojo Tokubetsu
>>574420760phoneheadbros....
>>574421085It's not so bad
how many chiyoposters do we even have
Fat umas make my cock hard
>>574421189poodolf is whtie!?
>>574421215about three fiddy
>>574420920>Intimidate/Adored by All still has thatAnd when's that getting fixed? Or does Cygames just hate Curren?
>>574421085The Black Mountain sends its regards
>>574421457I need her...
>>574421286that's tree fiddy too many
I keep getting S+ rank on unity parent runs
>Fag's debuffer kills the other team's star Air Groove
Does Gutsmaxxing still work in Unity?
>>574421457u mad?
>>574421778guts memeing is dead
this dialogue makes the animes canon
Morino Amigo wins Yonezawa Tokubetsu
>>574418110>another Salty trails chadBASED! I've had it as my ringtone since like august. Such a good song
According to my data there is a 1% chance that I win plat
>>574421352>check JP server>it's still the samethe latter
>>574417743https://youtu.be/9Ov1swHlPIYTheyll just think you like Linkin Park
There is at least a 2% chance that Ballroom Fuji wins the Group A finale for me. Should I make her my home screen Uma if she does?
A high schooler
>>574421457heh, another jordan mouthflip poster
>>574422153Wife
>>574422153fat ass
posting feet
>>574417743the actual pre race songs the bands play before races duh
>>574422260
>>574422260Im not a footfag, but for Suzuka, i might as well be. Fuck i love her
>>574422153this guy should finish drawing her legs, shit is so unsettling
>>574417743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZbOFCgDuQ4you just know any uma players will turn heads
>>574422231holy boobers
Wayward Act wins Marine Stakes Presented By Del Mar Thoroughbred Club
>>574421697
>>574422550w-what is she going to do with my drawing?
I like this body type.
YOOOOO
>>574422669I will always gun for her tummy.
>>574422741congrats anon
>>574422472I have stolen this Chiyo too
Koseki wins Teleq Hai
>>574422550I like Dober, she can join me and Digitan for a threesome.
The desire to kill myself is tickling so hard right now
>>574422908You got a method or plan on how to do it?
donate dirt sashes
With sprint being as variable as it is, there surely won't be any instances of any torenas hitting the dreaded Group C this time...right? In any case, may Shiraoki-sama allow them to avoid such a fate.>>574422741good stuff, bwo.
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=mXM-G0yTm_jLrTl1L2B3YfvP
>>574422471evil horse
>>574422949stabbing myself is what I usually attempt I only need to stay put for a while and the thoughts go away
For me it's "average bush"
>>574423314golshi would shave
Training or sprinter stakes?
>>574423461Train>pasa powerumadachi...
Mirabilis Magic wins Abukuma Stakes
>>574423461train, only do senior sprinter stakes it's a hard race on classic year
>>574422956i lost to S ranks (not that i win a lot, but unity is free SS) - so, yeah. Doubt any will miss B
>>574422231Taiki is so cute
does this say the red uma is on average .24l better? is this even accurate?
>>574423824they literally even color coded it
>>574420007pokke is right there, what are you talking about?
>>574420485double big red
>>574423314>neatly trimmed Ayabe Yes >cafe with bush YES >Brian unshaved SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX
>>574419135
>17/20>17/20>17/20Whenever I have a high WR like this I just know I will lose CM
>>574424229why is Suzuka passing a Dynamite to Special Week?
>>574424306Part of Japanese culture. Relay batons always have a fuse, although it isn't normally lit, and never (these days at least) attaches to any actual explosive material
>>574424306kek
>>574424297Eishin is the last WHORE who should be giving out dating advice.
>>574422231
nice game blizzard
>>574424630cygames are bunch of retards and i hate them and going to buy more paid carats soon
>>574422908I would prefer it if you did not do that
La Mia Mente wins the last race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Hakodate
>>574424526I like when they goU U U U U U U UMAU U U U U U U UMAU U U U U U U UMAUMA IN AMERICA!!!!!it's so adorable please help me.
New York to East CaliforniaThere's a new wave coming, I warn ya
>>574424630>no nishino flowersovl
>>574424781If only Brian stopped being mean to Mayano maybe I would like her
maya no
Day 10 of parent farming: Yet again I'm showered with an absurd amount of whites while somehow missing all the ones I actually wanted
Bad Ragaz wins the last race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Kokura
>>574424230Same...
Imagine these lyrics but with "Horse"
>>574425326>>574425479He is a 3YO so I hope he does well, I really like Real Steel as a sire
>>574425494I just listened to it. Extra funny when she sings ithttps://youtu.be/Mos4ft9j8oA
>>574425612is this some kind of ritual for good luck
H H H HORSE!
Got banned for posting my penis on /sp/, which umas would laugh at that?
>>574425704Urara, although she wouldn't understand what had happened
>>574425704small pp
>>574424784A heat wave?
>>574425805I'd rev her engine.
>>574425793No, it was the biggest in the thread...
>>574425704I once saw a vid on /sp/ of a guy masturbating and cummingthe penis size was half an inch
>>574425805
>>574425612And the source?
>>574425886post it then
>>574425887Nishino would NOT say this
>>574425887Oh I know the vid you are talking about, it looks like someone popping a zit
>>574425046Maybe Maya should stop being annoying then.
>>574425803
Royal Spire wins the last race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Fukushima
So lore question, given that our trainees are 4 or more times stronger than us, how the fuck are we supposed to spot them when they're doing barbell training? Even an uma like Suzuka could easily bench 400kg, the fuck are we supposed to do to rescue our trainee's if they slip?
I told Aruvu that I'm leaving now that she's beaten Still in Melty and its senior year. She's been acting weird ever since.
>>574426075>DOFF THE DAHBY
>>574426086Trainer-san has super human strength when it counts. How did you think we could withstand uma abuse without being turned to red mist
>>574426086These are there for a reason anon
>>574426112Admire Donkey a cute
>using the front and default epithet debuffThank you so much
>>574425987She's not annoying Brian is just BOOORING
>>574415130Rice cute!
Maya sex.
Rice sex.
>>574426178Rob Roy works out in the libary tho
All races for today are done, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go betterTwo G3s tomorrow, Hakodate Nisai Stakes and Kokura Kinen which actually had a horse added to umamusume win it, which is Dream Journey
Tachyon my GOAT!
>>574426864MR ADVERTISER, GET DOWN
>>574426864You can't post that..
>>574426864AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHINCHIN
Sometimes I go BAKUSHIN to cafes with friends.
>>574426864Don't try this with Windy, you'll get a very different result.
>>574426864
>>574422260uummmmmmmmm Anon? Girlfeets stink. Like, real bad. Like cheese and vinegar...
>>574421938lol "moanin"
Kitasan Black (real)
Guys I need the trainer dorm security guy holding the newspaper that says "rapes up 300%" or something.
how did the fat reduction surgery go?
CURREN CHAN JUST GOT ME INTO A FINALS
>>574422857If I had a horse I'd name her "Cheese Soup"
>>574425281mama spending time with her daughter
>>574427336Yay!
>>574426112Clingy Aruvu is cutest
>>574423314what the fuck is festa like down there to warrant her own category...
>>574427336Mommy Tachyon???
>>574427396she's pretty derbulent
so i rolled on the yeppers and feet banner and only got 1lb feet. and now i have 7k carots. card roller shills really scammed me
>>574427151I like that the dam line for Moanin goes Purity -> Chaste -> Giggly -> MoaninIt goes through slutification
>>574426864OOCMy cock is half that size and circumcised
>>574427460Why would you roll on this banner?
>you can only feel good if you're brown
>>574427538It's what she deserves.
>>574427534because yeppers is the only source of nsm and 15% rb cards are non existant in the game.
>>574427538Being inside Browns feels good
Forgot about the new dirt G1 before kikuka and ran 8 races in a row award
>>574427494Inch?
>>574427494>circumcisedMy condolences
>>574426864English teacher
>>574427613You no longer need RB for the rest of the game bro and Yeppers is good enough at 1LBAre you just skipping Tachyon and Light Hello?
>>5744276414!
>>574427413As in Daiwa's mother and my wife
>>574427479horse pedigrees are the perfect vector for longform jokes
https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2078389661769367630
>>574427709i have el condor pizza sr and maruzensky
>>574427735>4!(factorial)>24 inchesAnon you're not human you're a stallion
>>574422360SUPER stinky and cute! <3
I have to admitSpechud's voice is cute
>>574427785You still need Light Hello retard and you bricked yourself by rolling on two dogshit cardsYou could have used your voucher on Yeppers and Feetctus is literally one of the worst card in the game now. We told you to roll on good cards not the first card banner you see
>>574422368Fun/Cute Fact: Girlsocks are usually smellier than cute stinky girlfeets! Because they absorb the stinky cheesy vinegary sweat! Girlsocks are pretty much girlfeets marinaters when you think about it!
>>574427771He was the best...
>>574427967man...
>5/5 one ticket>1/5 on the nextle casino...
>>574427785>>574427909The only reason people used Feectus is that she has 15 RB but she's genuinely worse than free guts YeppersAlso you won't use guts cards in GL
>>574427798Umas that are size queens?Umas that prefer small cocks?
>>574427909i will get light halo for free
>>574426373Mayachi...
This new doxogenesis UI sucks what the hell
I used to be self-conscious about it but thanks to Tamamo Cross I am now okay with myself
>>574428078You still used 30k carats on one of the worst card of the entire game retard. You will literally never use guts Dictus unless you want to make MANT aces
>>574427735Im twice your size, wanna frot?
>>574428229it's not the end of the world bwo
>>574428204
When are they going to add Potoooooooo to the game?
>>574428298patch after gay marriage
>>574428274At least you take it well because I know I wouldn't
I only use it to pee so it's not like it matters
>>574415130
>>574428229quite projecting cause you are dumb and bad at the game buddy its one of the 9 15 rb cards in the game and only source of nsm in the game. if you have ikuno+vega youre set for sp and chains. i rolled on nice natty too but got literally 0 copies. thats why card rolling shills are liars and gay.
>accidentally made to ABrother, I needed B to see my girls sing Ms VictoriaIt's so overFUCK
>>574428372You don't masturbate?!
>>574428397Rice wouldn't do this
mid race navigation is actually so important for lates because I'm getting blocked so much....
When's the last time you played a non-gacha game
My Ryan got the junior year dirt G1 trophy! At last
>>574428404>calling me bad at the game>while he thinks 15 RB matters after MANTPost proof you really dumped all your carats for guts Dictus or you are a troll
>chrono has shit UI>umamoe's partner code lookup doesn't fucking work holy hell
You guys did make group A right? Even shitters can luckshit a win in sprint.
>>5744285345 minutes ago
>>574428534Like seven hours ago
>>574428397This is AI
>>574428404bijin is so ass for stat output that the gain you make from being able to buy NSM over nimble nav is negated. It's especially true now because of how many alternative accel options are available compared to unity when everyone was getting it for free anyway
>>574428628Of course~
>>574428646Still came
post something sleepy
>>574428669Don't worry his 70 RB guts build will save him
>>574428810Gentil is sleeping...
why is palmer always talking about her mom?who's her mother?
should i take gw if i can only activate it with uma stan/straight descent + sunny days and right handed
>>574428885Mommer
Seiunfags, what's the lowest Dirt affinity you've managed to clear Dirt G1s with?
>>574426864>it's still up
>>574428810
>>574428957apparently D
this is the best skill in the game
>>574426864Umas that are cock hungry?
Imagine if this was a good run and had fast learner...
Seeking the Pearl naked erotic body sex
>>574429260>activation: witcheckThe fuck
>>574429341No one wants this.
I now have all G1 trophies for Ryan once again
>>574429341I want, need, think and say that
Grass Wonder face sitting
Shinko Windy love bites
>>574429517grass wonder more like ass wonder
mature umas....umas that are not 17 years old....hag umas....
>>574429594Yes
brap wonder
will admire terra be schizo like the rest of the admire clan
>>574429636why is it sweaty
her ass isn't that big
>>574429710I've been biting and drooling on it.
>>574429781why is she tearing up :(
Fat ass
>>574429825I bit her butt too hard...
umas with the big brapper...
>>574429390It puts it in line with Lucky 7, but it's still much stronger since you have more chances to roll on two different moods then if it procs or not in the Finals then being in bracket 7.
I prefer Digitan's flat chest and flat butt. Unappealing bodies erotic.
>>574415130Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
>>574429484Rape
Stop talking about rape
>>574429873keep your mouth away from her butt
I want Rice to rape me.
>>574430220grapehttps://poal.me/acuen1https://poal.me/f83ne
>>574430234No.
>>574430290
>>574430256Biwa and Fuku are rigging those poals
>>574430220Rice's friends will protect Rice.
Laisu definitely has a desire to participate in compensated dating.
>>574430385cute
>>574430406
>>574427624>>574427648HISHI AMASEXOOOO
>>574430385Rice will protect Rice.
Around mares, beware.
>>574428646No that's Rice Shower
>>574430665Beware of what?
>>574430693
>>574430895Taishin!
>>574430756Being marked.
The farming is finally paying off
when's autoplay coming
Thinking about WEI!
>>574431243what are you trying to loop
>>574428534I don't suck only at uma, I've been failing the harder runs of Mewgenics as well lately
>>574431313Im just making generalist pace parents
How do I make Vodka competitive? I really like Vodka
>>574431243Is it thoughI really need to write down exactly what I want when auto comes so I don't ene up completely aimless
>my Flower didn't ult>enemy "if losing, win" behind her>accept defeat>win>rewatch the race>won by a literal fingerBros I think sprint is... fun
>>574431250Soon bwo. We are all going to make it.
>>574428534Yesterday. Why?
>>574431391You wait for her Christmas alt, run her in the Derby themed CM, curse Xoguri for existing, and go back to wondering how to make her good.
>>574431421Nishino's hitbox is larger than she is btw. If it was accurate she would lose duels like that all the time.
so I should wait after my first spark to see if I should go for mlb Tach? how many lb is enough to decide
>>574431402>Is it thoughnta but while parenting feels like nigger work it should be far better than what it used to be (mant parent runs were cancer). If you're completely aimless then you should be affinity maxing hybrids because those can really abuse G1s
>>574431591you expect 1 on-banner SSR every 120 pullsif you're below that, give upif you're at or beyond that, keep going
>>574428534finished SMT 5 last week, great game, prob gonna play AC4 (og) nextpirate uma when
Are these racing spirit skills worth it? Because I'm getting kinda tired of URA
>>574428534Yesterday, was playing custom campaigns in SC2
>>574431784Some of them are still used to this day in JP, but you should do whatever is fun for you
>>574431784Mood is always goodStam is soft-required on short mediums and shorterThe rest are fine, basically copies of skills that come on cards
if you don't already have stacked ggps at this point then autoplay parent farming will take ten times longer than if you did bother farming ggps beforehand
gps
>>574431905Okay?
>>574431591it's 60% to mlb. Most likely you're going to have to use a crystal anyway
>>574431905but I've also spent a tenth of the time so far farming so it evens out
Whoever you both were...
10 children
>>574432121I'm so sorry but...
>>574432121>>574432174get pulsed lmao
Do I ride the Wit Train? Or skip it and hope I get those Purple Flames on something else? I don't understand Unity Cup.
>>574432121>>574432174Oguri is either blocked or just winsi'm her n1 hater.
>>574431905post yours
>>574432250kingu needs to ride me
>>574432250Thats a lot of wasted energy bro. I wouldnt hit it
>>574432250yes, and by the looks of your training facility levels you WILL need it
>>574432250Three on wit seems a waste especially with full energy. You want power.
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>574432250>already in senior year>517 WitMight as well, your King is glue anyway because she isn't reaching 1200 Power.Purple flames come after blue flames, but they are random and they are not consistent. Purple flames will make any training succeed 100% even with 0 Energy and will give you Ignited skill in the training you did it.Ideally, you want the purple flames to show up when you're low on Energy so you don't spend a turn resting, especially during Summer. But again they dod not consistently show up so you take them when you can.
>>574432334
>>574432121hey, I also raced the bottom guy >>574422985
Yesunlimitedimpaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>574432250lmao that run is already brickeyd do whatever you want
>>574432250You should. +90 stat and +60 SP while giving you full energy for future turns.
I WANNNAA ROLL FOR TACHY ALREADYYYY
>>574422985>>574432121wtf redditship fans are... sovlful...?
>>574432524gwo your dirt?
>>574432250Personally I wouldn't because you're overcapping energy wasting it, however, this run is already behind the curve. If you want advice for the next run, click wit more while there's no bubbles to pop on it unless you need the energy and there's nothing better to click, and pop on power and speed more.
>>574432121Ogurifags could never
What do we think about the orange overlord today?
i told yall maya would be THE sleeper pick for cm16 but you niggas didn't listen
half TP dokodouble rewards dokothis half anni is shit
sweet doto the UG slayer
>>574432742i can't be bothered to run tenno sho spring and hanshin daishoten
>>574432742I believed. She's strong as fuck although a little prone to get blocked. I weep every time someone's fat ass causes her to walk backwards after perfectly ulting
>>574432751retard
>>574422985>>574432529Oh shit. Here's minehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=B5EDR09b58DKy6VkERdORPJi
>>574432845faggot
>>574432742sleeper because she's sleeping through the race just like she slept through her anime
>>574432742I don't have that Maya
>>574432808800 wit lets you survive and even win them at 400 something stam, especially on late
>>574432174negative soul on that team
>>574432742Where is urs and the winrate??
I'm considering Gold City front just to continue my dirt-turf G1 loop..
>fail two sub-20 trainings in a row>recreation energy +10>fail again>practice poornigger
>>574432948Do it, it's not like she gets useful skills anyways
>>574432948no reason you can'tyou might miss like 2 white sparks from race results if you don't run front
I'm not feeling good bwos, maybe I should see the doctor
>>574432948you doing it in MANT or smthin?
>>574432645i will simply make dirt ggps in autoplay after im done with cm17 parents
>>574432896Negative soul is Taiki Flower Oguri.
>>574433040Teio wouldn't say this
>>574433050yeppers
>>574433009Free slipstream is pretty nice
>>574433087why though way less skill and skillpoints
>>5744330742/3 is still abysmal
Dear everyone,Rice HATEThat is all.
>accidentally got into A finals>16%, 13%, 11% winrateOwari da
>>574433131firm resolve and a bunch of other skills that i'll run into
>my trainee isn't real
>>574433159It's a sprint. Your finals will be RNG. The shitter with a 100% winrate can lose to your bullshit.
Thanks for the advice, I failed King Halo...Last Beach Episode had no Rainbow trainings and I never saw those 3 Purple Flames again :^) but she is still my strongest King Halo by far.
>>574433142
>>574433159That's better than my usual A finals winratesOf course the one time I go 60% in round 1 I go 4/20 in round 2Sprint is just like that
They gave Teio her own sho? Which channel is it on
>>574433135Nah. Already encountered one 564 triple Dom lobby. I'm running an honest race.
>>574433142McQeeen would say this
>>574433159I luck shitted a MANT plat with a total WR less than 30%. I can only imagine how mad that one buhi in the lobby must have been. He was from a S rank club too
>>574432742I tried making one but she keeps never getting Sprint S
>>574433309VBourbon will never be soulI don't make the rules
>>574433357I'm sending her in for dirt. And debating sending Laisu with her.
>>574433142type in hindi please
I swear I never met other Bamboo Memory. No one rolled for her huh? I swear everyone is sleeping on her, she carried my ass in Round 2. Maybe the only Late Surger that can actually win in Sprints.
I'll probably take a break from try harding CMs starting on the next 2 scenarios and just do daily chores with automode.
>>574433516Are you sure?
>>574433523I saw a bunch in my rounds. Gonna ticket her later. I like her archtype
Oha-mile.
>Maruzensky's first event gives you +15 friendshipI thought it was +5
>>574433523the only late surger that can win sprints and also the only place she's usableis why no one rolled on her
the pink sparks proc rate is so fucking low, I thought these high affinity parents were supposed to be helpful?
>>574433631nah thats because she looks ugly
>>574433620Oi that's my deck.
>>574433418Soul if true
>>574433668>1 on the direct parentYou're supposed to aim for 2 preferably 3 star because gp chances are halved
>>574433668>1 starYou want at least 2 stars which triples the proc chance btw
>>574433762Bigly true.But I luckshitted Copano Rickey and she's going too.
>>574433668>3* dirt 1* medium with 1* dirt on the main parentyeah no shit the rate is low, and that's only across one side of the lineage and per inheritance so even then your real rate of hitting is higher than what it shows you
>>574433523>>574433631I run King Halo Late Surger in this CMAnd she's winning
>>574433523Sweepy, Halo and Oguri can win as well, late isn't bad this CM
>>574433523My late Mayano has 40% WR
>>574433892is the affinity on this parent still helping the proc rate of the other parent's sparks?
Meek is too strongthis is like my sixth loss in a row
>>574433523literally 2 total people rolled for her here
>>574434193must be the Iron Will
>>574434183there are some minor considerations with regards to GP-GP and P-P affinity but the main thing to consider is just that overall affinity number - anything built in MANT onwards will be fine as long as most of the G1s are shared
>>574433523dunno man my sashi Air Groove gets wins fairly regularly next to my Taiki and Curren
You wouldn't steal the bra of your precious trainees, right?
>>574434616She doesn't wear any
>>574434616it's not really stealing when she's forcing me to take it
pace chaser momentsweep won
>>574434653because Kawakami is dumb and ugly
>>574432742
>>574434653Gorgeous and genius uma.
>>574434789don't shay that...
THIS IS IT BROSTHIS IS THE RUN
>>574432742>Got good stats>Lose on Tennosho Spring
>>574434653she's really asking for it
I love cryers
>>574433523>I swear everyone is sleeping on herAnd we're going to keep sleeping, like a fucking log even.
>>574435009same
>>574435009they're called supiki, my guy
you should su my piki
>>574435126supicryers
>>574435126supicryer?
I'm going for some exercise fuck you guys.
>>574435126They are called LatinX now
>>574435123is tickezo that big
>>574435232'fraid so
>>574435232surprisingly yes
ok but where's the oguri cryer....
>>574435270only loser umas cry and Oguri is not a loser
My trainee keeps writing extremely lewd fanfiction of me and another trainer because she ships us, how do I get her to stop
>>574431784Racing spirit stam has been really good this CM, but might be harder to use in GL with the stam drain
>>574435232nyes
>>574435342have sex with your trainee
>>574435126We call ehm cryers around these parts, buddy
>>574435232While that is a standard inflation in fan art, she is still quite stacked.
>>574435342kill her
>>574435342impregnate your trainee so she can't focus
>>574435407no they're not called like that here>>574435185>>574435190ew
>>574435334Don't watch cingrey season 2
>>574435381>wet towel textureholy based
I'm a loser give me an Uma wife.
shut the FUCK up dober and bend over right now
>>574435557
>>574435507doba a cute
>>574435334Bro...
>>574435232She's actually bigger.
What's threesome with machitan and nice nature like
>>574435667Helios don't look at the digits
>>574432742Don't forget to reset until you get fast learner btw
>>574435643Crying because you're going far away from your husband doesn't count
>>574432250>62 SP>Full energy for the summerOf course you should click it
What is the rating of most useful blues?1.Power/Stam (depending on track length) 2.Speed 3. Wit 4. Guts ?
>>574435126tourist detected
>>574435798
>>574435968yeppers
I was promised a smooch if I got 5 wins in round 2
bro how the FUCK did TWO UG teams lose to this half of these skills literally do NOT work wtf
>>574435974must've activated when you got closed to the detector
>>574435126cosmo-yelling-at-timmy.jpeg CRYER
>>574436067cheeky cat
>>574435731you dont need it desu
mejiro ryan
the oguri cryer will never be made because it's way funnier this way
>>574436263DEATH
Uma for this feel?
specky
>>574436064post your winrates first
>>574436064no one promised you that, i know your post.
>>574436064I didn't promise you that but I'll give you a smooch anyway *smooch*
>maya! mana link!>yosh ikuyooooooo
>cope focus, Kitasan finished, dist SGood enough
I think I'd like Star Blossom more if the story wasn't told in the most schizophrenic way possible
>>574429484Imagine raping her while she moans and screams for help in Frenchthis slut is asking for it
the cryer maker delivered on my request so i trvst he'll make an oguri cryer one day
i like cryers (tourist will attempt to correct this post)
the oguri cryer will come after the almond eyeclops
I'm going to make Tamamo sooooo fat
>>574436767this is only possible if you get her pregnant
>>574431879Oh I thought the focus was speed and power, good to know.
Bed breaking sex with Mejiro Ryan
tamtam...
What the fuck is her problem
Mant is over, I have 90k carats saved, and I made it to A finals, but I have no choice but to quit this game today, because of how this game worsens my mental health: I cannot handle the fact that my trainees are IéśbÃáń anymore. All I ever wanted was an uma wife that would like me.
>>574436924Do not quitI need you to keep playing so your mental health gets worse so you end it all eventually
>>574436767The evil horse isn't this big
Gambled on a fart and I almost shat myself, uma for me? I daresay Nakayama Festa but I also feel a hint of Tokai Teio.
>>574436989fuck you I chuckled
>>574436972>evil horsethat's not the menace of Tracen, Mejiro Bright
>>574436924See ya bud
>>574437025but Mejiro Bright is big
>>574436972doto is even bigger
>>574437071But she is the mad dog of Mejiro...
Now rigging...
>>574436924Why are McQueen'S SCLERA BLACK AND PUPILS WHITE? IS SHE A DEMON?
>>574437101true...
>>574436838Ryan SEXO
I did not make it into A Finals
>>574437158Bwo...
>>574437035Why are you this evil?
Super Meek
Verxina is ___
>>574437320mare
>>574437230We still got tomorrow bro
>>574437309trying to grind a URA gp and basically never face super meek because she crushes my balls every challenge so I can't level her to max
>qualified for group Bh*ck yeah
>>574436690Her name is Luna
>>574437451Luna... Doto?
wahey
>>574437375i never had to grind ura because i just borrowed a parent with fucktons of racing stam parents and just started grinding in unity instead
>>574437569Thats the smart way to do it
>>574437479what races did this uma even win
>>574437569I'm out of borrows...
>>574437654gwo...
Feels like taik, curren, maruzen are underperforming this cm. Granted Maru is only good if there 3+ fronts in, which never happens.
Why are so many uma named after negros? Jordan, Shakur, Kita-san Black..
>>574437715Taiki is my biggest winner
>>574437756Africa is the birthplace of mankindAfrican Americans are the birthplace of modern culture
>>574437715OG Curren ult timing is RNGshe either does something or nothing at all
>>574437756Cheval Grand means Big Horse
>>574437756dont look where racehorses came from bro
>>574437756Meanwhile the negromusume
if you think about itall umamusume are muslims since three goddesses are arabs
uma hood
>>574437979where was this said?>but in my moonrunes jp server...doesn't count
>>574438013tits too big
>>574438013tits too small
>>574438061"All modern Thoroughbreds trace back to three stallions imported into England from the Middle East in the late 17th and early 18th centuries: the Byerley Turk (1680s), the Darley Arabian (1704), and the Godolphin Arabian (1729)."
>>574438061do your keiba reps gwo
2 pm in umasreal
>>574438013tits just right
9/11 was orchestrated by Yayoi Akikawa
>>574438061history books
Cool headcanonMy uma descended from Tesco Boy
>>574438106>>574438114>>574438259Not all ME are muslim you fucks
>>574438334I didn't agree that they were muslim, just that they're descended from arabs
Crazy to think that keibafags had solved the theory of evolution centuries before Darwin
Byerley Turk is a Turk which makes her 100% white and european
https://files.catbox.moe/amokb0.png
>>574438334umashallah you shall be punished
>>574438472keubafags were just the Crusader Kings players before CK was a thing
I want to umaypoi with the caramel ancestor uma and make sure future umas have a chance to be born
>>574438628not funny, this is how tamamo cross got her genes
im a lazy donkey
>>574438706Sorry, but it is my destiny
https://x.com/i/status/2078100466676965566
/uma/ is fucking dead
Hello?Everyone preparing to bake?
>>574439220we did it
/uma/ is fucking
>>574439220And this is a good thing!
>>574438887Dantsu bouncing on it
>>574439220everybody is waiting for bread
>>574439220first we take out /uma/, then we take out /vg/
>run in to a lobby with 4 front runners>1.8% WR>.5% WR>0% WR>0% WRHoly fucking grim.
>>574439280lol retards mine is amazing
>>574439336>>574439336>>574439336
>>574439220/uma/ is deadlove live /uma/
>>574415787forgotten....
