Banana Edition>Latest patch:https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450?emclan=103582791474686175&emgid=688635449342696590>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/https://deadlock-api.com/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/https://www.deadfrag.com/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>574393031
when are they going to buff mirage? he's an m1 carry that sucks at holding m1 and can't carry lol
>>574486178I'm looking at what Yoshi just did, which was change the power curve of the game to induce more stomps by making whoever gets to midgame first have a significant advantage, which benefits Silver too.
Buff Graves gun dps and autoaim range already.
>im hard stuck in the "just spam mokrill" eloIts over....
>>574486446Hm...no.
>>574486398when they remove like half the bullshit from scarabs and tornado
>>574486446>rangeno, just make it able to get ven traps
eido ABANDONS team oh my science
>A game where you have to push lanes to get into their base to end the game>Look inside>Actually a TDM where you can only do anything once the other team is dead
The simple fix to this game is adding wards.The enemy team that is 20k ahead can't deathball in your jungle if you have wards.
>>574486718>the humble troglodytes with poor macro on my team losing a walker while right next to them in the jungle:
>>574486949just use a esp qol mod
STOP TAKING MY SINNERS
gay sex with apollo!
>>574486374silver mains have to be the worst and softest players in the entire game. and we all thought it was going to be celeste troons
What are the best heroes to carry with if you know for a fact you can't rely on your team at any phase of the game and the enemy will have no problem focusing on you in every teamfight and gangbanging you in your own jungle?
borgor
>>574486949How would you even implement wards in this game?Like they see everything they have in los 30 meters around them? Adding invisible wards and invisible ward clearing would put a massive strain on an already stretched thin item system, so they would have to be visible too.
>>574487613streetlamps can light up and provide vision in an area once you do a small objective, like killing all the t3 camps in the area
Silver needs buffs and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>574487613They already have the model for wards in the game Mcginnis turrets. Make them work just like that
>>574487613have an angry crowd of new yorkers throwing cans and things
>>574487529>we all thought it was going to be celeste troonsPeople started campaigning to vote for other characters first purely because Silverfags were already being annoying.
>>574487529Silver mains are high T and call out retarded tranny streamers (which is bullying(which is based))
>don't like our game? heh....you're probably just dimwitted to enjoy a MOBA unlike a reddit gentlesir like myself.....go back to your little marvel rivals and league little kitten.....>OK>w..wait!! now 50% of games are smurfs, party boosters, and cheaters!!! hh..h..elp me yoshi!!!! YOSHIIIIIIII HELPPPPPPPPPP
>>574488325>don't like our game? heh....you're probably just dimwitted to enjoy a MOBA unlike a reddit gentlesir like myself.....go back to your little marvel rivals and league little kitten.....Damn, you took getting called filtered personally, huh?
>>574486949Wards would do almost nothing, there is no fog of war in first person >>574488308This, silver is f tier in almost every elo except eternus she becomes low B tierIt’s an honest main
>>574488426indian
Buff Mo, Kelvin, Mina, Bebop and Graves already.
>>574488551You're indian? That sucks, man. Hope you get better soon.
>game doesn't give me my high prio hero>boot up a yt video in the background and just int on autopilotjust another day as a one trick
>this thread says eternus players struggle to climb on alt accounts because the matchmaking is rngyep so true
>>574488669my non prio heros are victor and graves so i can just wm1 and still do ok
>>574488503>except eternus she becomes low B tierlol more like low c tier at best and thats if the enemy team is all phantom
>>574488731Doesn't count because uh...your hardware seed is clearly for eternus. Yeah.
>>574488829this but unironically>>574488731also to any new players browsing this thread: the vast majority of the playerbase has left for better games and the majority of your games as a new player will be against high elo smurfs that have 10+ smurf accounts. You will not have fun, you will not learn anything. You have been warned.
>>574488731I thought it was the opposite, that smurfs have an easier time climbing
>>574488950>better gamesName 12
>>574488970nta but I've read in this thread, even very recently, that E6 players can struggle to maintain a 60% winrate to Eternus on a smurf account
how it feels to not play in the last month but read the subreddit filtered on controversial every day
>>574488731It's easier to climb playing a game every few hours than spamming games. As the game's EOMM wants to play more games after the first one so it gives your competent teammates and mouthbreather enemies.
>>574489412those 53 games were probably like 10 play sessions total
>>574489165>that E6 players can struggle to maintain a 60% winrate to Eternus on a smurf accountHell, I've seen people say they wouldn't make ascendant on an alt. Also people saying that oracle to eternus is basically the same rank. On top of all the other posts insisting that every game they get in alchemist is literally uncarryable and they can't make it out despite supposedly playing perfectly every game.
>>574489685the idea that oracle and eternus are the same is just laughable oracle games are easy af and it stays that way until high ascendant
>>574489165If they’re solo I can see that, 1/12 means they are like 8% of a lobby, pretty easier to get unlucky
>>574489284its funny how all they do is complain about victor
every single one of my phantom/ascendant games has had at least 2 smurfs in. It's getting very annoying
shitlow is hard to cl imb because its more team dependentwhile middle of pack low is more personal skill than team reliant because there everyone is better tha nshitloweternus is tossup of who has more streamers on their team
>>574490085if you dont like it quit, they may do 1 ban wave every 2 years but thats it. valve game.
>>574490261No it isn'tIf I play Drifter in an Archon game I get 30 kills and become server admin
>>574490261>shitlow is hard to cl imb because its more team dependentThat's some serious copium.
>>574490261people in shitlow dont even know what sinners are
>>574490367>>574490329>>574490503my bad i mean middle of pack is more team dependent whiile shitlow is more skil bcause you can carry ah gaem at that level jsut by playing wraith ahav 30k mroe susl than the lobby of fuk i think im havine a stroke ga
>i get a enemy mokrill every game and he just rapes my team non-stop Might start having to use my ban on him
how does rem move from ally to ally during tagalong if he's sleeping
>>574490619ANON NO
>>574490503this is not truei was hardstuck ritualist in march-may and every match the minimap was completely clear of sinnerseven if it was just 1-2 people doing them they were consistently cleared in all of the ritualist games i played
>>574490713Sleepwalking
>>574490713Because he's a slut.
>>574490820>even if it was just 1-2 people doing them>1-2 people doing themso the smurfs know what sinners are, amazing discovery
>>574490901>smurfs in every single ritualist gamemight as well concede that the game is dead at that point
Game 1 of objective gaming as Silver has me fucked up
>>574490974not every but 50% at least. and yes most players agree this game is dead
Initiate is the only real elo btw
>>574490990that's not silver my niggaidk what that is, but it isn't silver
Lower your tone when a PHANTOM GAWD is speaking.
How important is gun investment on supports
https://streamable.com/ce61k5arctic blast is a better item than I thought
>>574491578you should probably consider 4800 just for for economy but it's fine to go a bit over if it's for slowing bullets or something useful
>>574487529people will call silver mains soft while people with SDS (silver derangement syndrome) claim they are being literally assaulted when silver gets downplayed lol
>>574490261>eternus is tossup of who has more streamers on their teameternus is more like who has the win trader selling the game
they should release a white female hero who summons dogs
>>574492302you JUST know
i think i'm starting to realize after 2k hours that this game is just inherently poorly designedthe game is only fun if you snowball which means:1. you are wasting at least 20 minutes of your enemy's time while they wait for their inevitable loss2. even if the game allowed for comebacks, that now just means the team that clearly should have won now had the game stolen from them, 3. the conditions that cause you to snowball are frequently outside of a player's own control. depends more on lane match up and who the matchmaker decides to give you on the team. you can do very well and still lose just because another lane fed someone a bunch of stacks, making the game almost impossible to come back from late game as they scale much better than your own hero
>>574492448Spam mokrill
>>574492448i have FUN every game because i play BOMB BEBOP AHJAHAHHAHAHAGOT SOMETHING ON YA MATE
>>574489160Final Fantasy 1 to 10Fire Emblem 6-8
>>574492448I have a solution to this, actually>no hero should explicitly have a shit laning phase, rebalance baseline kits around this>remove "I get extra free damage just from shooting you" passivesOR>half the bounty of kills during lane so it doesn't just automatically end a game because some duo sucked dick for 6 minutesI do find the game fun when it's competitive, snowballs are pretty boring.
>>574492953feeders exist not because some lane matchups are bad but because the player themselves are shit and don't know how to play passive
>play street brawl to have some fun>get vyper>shiv on the enemy team gets enhanced rusted barrel as his first item>then enhanced metal skin the next round
>>574493141No I feed because my teammate is bad and they deserve to get raped by a fed enemy.
>>574492448welcome to the skinner box. deadlock is being designed so much like dota it's almost redundant.the entire game preys on your human need to problem solve and control the outcome. when you lose you're more likely to thinkyour build sucks, or you need to aim train or learn macro or whatever, but the truth is you are actually less than 5% a part of the total outcome.the cherry on top is everything is so heavily compounding that your personal skill is almost irrelevant because it's all down to stat checking.the shooting and the movement are largely just preformative mechanics used to entice dipshits into playing the game, but the game hides itselfso poorly that even they will figure out what the actual game is quickly. that is why this game isn't going to make it unless they drastically make changes.
>>574492953the real solution is unfortunately to make the game a hero shooterim starting to think street brawl might actually be more fair than standard, at least in that game everyone is equally lucky/unlucky
>>574493403>>574488731> less than 5% a part of the total outcome.so this smurf is just very lucky i guess
>>574493215Just shoot someone else?
>>574493619only based on the gameplay alone, it doesn't touch on EOMM which is a whole barrel of worms and just fucks the game up and turns it into slots. as for that smurf, who knows what's happening there, but i wouldn't worry about it too much as there will always be outliers
>>574493848>Shoot someone else >They die>Look back>team is fighting shiv>Go help>If by some miracle we dont die because he pressed 4 his team is already zip lining back in
how can you even "downplay" silver when she is, and always has been, the weakest hero in the entire game? her human form does no damage and her wolf form is so short rage it's basically just a 16 second debuff. she has always sucked how do ecelebs think she's good?
>>574493403>the cherry on top is everything is so heavily compounding that your personal skill is almost irrelevant because it's all down to stat checking.this is my realization, if your team is 60k down you are just not going to win all things being equal, you are either need to completely cheese your way to a win (better draft) or hope the enemy team has a collective stroke and completely fucks up for the rest of the game (completely outside of your control)>>574492953>I do find the game fun when it's competitive, snowballs are pretty boring.my problem is when games are even past 30 minutes it just turns into walking around with your team in jungle hoping to catch someone off guard and get a free killthere have been times where both teams are doing this for like 3+ minutes and it's so fucking boring. the game is just a coin flip at that point of who makes the first mistake. god forbid you have a retard on your team who pushes up by themselves for no reason>>574493141every day i encounter at least one player who will bumrush the enemies in a clearly lost lane and then blame me for playing passively because they think they are the main character in a team game
>someone in my game named Niger HaterFuckass racist incels fr can't wait for valve to take a hard stance against these faggots
what draws in these annoying people to silver, both upplayers and downplayers
>>574494429because most trannies who like silver are just autistic white men who are some of the most annoying people in the world
>>574494429Waifufags
>>574494318No one downplays her, there's only silver upplayers and silver realists.
>>574494425im actually suprised valve got no major backlash during the woke era 3-6 years ago when it's literally the only major gaming company that doesn't care about racism or slurs at all
>>574491342Edgelord Silver
>>574494639I hope dark woke becomes a thing. So valve can fall especially with the Rothschilds having Gavin in their sights.
its time! for deadlock to add cirno! hooooooray!
>>574494058>who knows what's happening there, but i wouldn't worry about it too muchYeah, I don't like thinking about things that prove me wrong either.
>>574494980Haven't you had enough of that streamers dick down your throat?
>>574486248>boring picGraves is rolling in her grave
>>574495108What the hell are you talking about?
>>574486718>t. cuck who can't macro
>>574495193sorry cant hear you over all that GLOK GLOK GLOK youre making
>>574494980here's another account for yourigged eomm that you are less than 5% responsible for the outcome of btw
>>574494425>seething this hard over a randoms nameLooks like someone's getting her panties in a twist!
>>574495349Schizo moment lmao.
>>574495412Okay, but what rank is your main though?
I'm sorry for being dead weight I'm still learning the game
>>574496175REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKILL YOURSELFKILLYOURSELFEOMM AGENTDIE
>>574496175Spam mokrill
>>574494501thats right. and if you're mean to me at work i'll get you fired from your job >:3
>>574496256owarida...>>574496259But I don't want to play as mokrill
>>574496603every game you play you're ruining the expeirence for 11 other people, hope you're happy
>>574496827I live for the day when I will be one of those 11 other people while someone else ruins our experience.
I made a bot that runs at the enemy team. Let's see how long it takes for Valve to ban the account. Probably never.
ahem.Threadly reminder.Deadlock has lost nearly half of it's daily players since the release of Old Gods, New Blood at it's peak.That is all.
>Every character has extremely high mobility because wall jumping and movetrooningYou'd think the company that made TF2 would understand the value of limiting movement between characters and said mobility coming at a drawback.
>>574496603every game you play youre fulfilling others wishes and your own to enjoy spending some time with 11 other people, i hope youre happy
hero concept: guy that just eats fried chicken and rapes people
WHY IS EVERY SHIV ON MY TEAM DOGSHIT AND WHEN THERES A SHIV ON THE OTHER TEAM HES SUDDENLY THANOS? WHY DO I NEVER GET THANOS SHIVS ON MY TEAM WTF IS THIS BS
>>574497546whats with all the rape rising from its grave?
>>574497714India got internet access
>>574497773it's 100% the whitest term
>>574497546Infernus
>>574497328Yeah, they did limit the movement between characters. Some get to abuse the entire system to an absurd degree due to having abilities that are get out of jail free cards, and others can't do shit with it. See Shiv, Celeste, Holliday, Ivy to a lesser extent, Wraith, Mina (doubly so between the umbrella and the disjoints) and Pocket.And would you look at that, basically all those characters are overpowered, or were recently overpowered and are only maybe kind of balanced now.Others are like Venator and Abrams who basically have to either learn all the movement bugs or they can't chase or run away and just have to play really well otherwise.
>>574497937infernus is an uncle tom. probably votes republican and has a white wife and hates "thugs"
>>574497341:)
>tft pbe delayed 2 weeksI CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I DONT WANT TO PLAY MORE DEADGOCK
>>574497328You must not have been around when they gave tanky characters 5% slower dash speed and people threw a shitfit over it ruining the game.
>>574498093Why did you describe me?
Where is the graves rework?
what if graves fought not using zombies but by using her womanly charms?
>>574500793She would one shot me
every single match just feels like a one sided stomp, when I win its a complete stomp and when I lose its a stomp, always something like 13-42
>>574501268yup even pro games have 50k leads by 20 minutes due to urn changegames dying and yoshi doesnt give a shit
>metal skin countered haze>Yoshi decides he doesnt like that>makes her into some daggerbot spirit nuker>who also is a m1I'm going to be honest they need to take the game offlines and rethink what they want to do with this game. Because I personally have no clue what exactly they're trying to do. All the M1s in this game except Venator have insane survivability/escape. Let's not even mention tanks that not only are tanks but can rape you simply because they outlast you.
>>574501906Metal Skin is a bad item anyway.
I hate seven
>>574502514Not an unreasonable position.
where are all the bebop complainers? this character is so powerful
What elo does magic carpet mokrill stop working?
deadlock news: pedophile negro "lacari" has nearly reached ritualist while playing graves
>magic carpetI keep forgetting that item exists, who is a good magic carpet abuser?
>>574503024>pedophile negroRedundant.
>>574503024Just because the porn title is called "Hot teen blowjob" doesn't mean he's a pedophile. Everyone grew up jerking it to that stuff yet all the actresses in the porn videos were legal adults. WHile you zoomers grew up jerking it to roblox and fnaf porn. Kill yourself pathetic loser.
Remembering why I uninstalled in the first place
>>574503753fucking pedo. i bet you think metro, a 21 year old, talking to a 19 year old CHILD is normal too. you disgust me.
>>574503983Wait a 21 year old talking to a 19 year old? Holy fuck get that man in jail IMMEDIATELY. What kind of sick fuck takes advantage of a 19 year old!?!? Metro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>574503753>>574503297>>574503983ironic
https://files.catbox.moe/tupmbs.png>mods are finally getting goodwhen valve turns this off we'll have lost something special
>>574504317This better be porn I swear to god
Since when does Victor 1 hit the entire fucking length of the lanewhat retard made that change
Why is every infernus player a giga carry
>>574503849whiny little pussy cant carry himself out of dogshit ranks
>>574506086Is everything ok at home?
they should remove the spirit scaling on warden barrier but give it charges
>there are riot shills on this site
I hit phantom rank and I guess just everyone buys dispel magic now?
Which game lets you play support and actually have fun
>>574508274Hero shooters cater super hard to support players.
>>574508274you can build supports in this game to actually do damage so i'm not sure what you actually wantif you want to just pocket heal a carry the whole game you can go play ow
>>574508809I just don't want to feel useless or watch all my effort evaporate into mist because the guy playing a carry got gaped in a side line from pushing too far. I especially don't want to be the latter so the least I can do is make sure people don't die and can secure kills
melee creeps bros.....
>>574508274marvel rivals unironicaly
>>574508274TF2
>>574510491medic is the lowest skill ceiling, most boring healbot of all time and no one wants to play him for that reason
>>574510084>saiah was the problemno.... that can't be true.....
>>574510084>>574510887What happened? Another NA team disbanded?
>>574509018Play Rem and AFK push all three lanes at once with helpers?Play Doorman and send their problem player to the baroness every fight?Is there even a full list of who counts as a "support"?
WM8HJ inhouse 6/12tap in
>>574510574Good thing there's more than one support to choose from
>>574511168Eido and dew left
>>574511353>already seeing discord stacks formingfuck off
>>574511353>asia serverwtf
>be valve>release hero that stuns and slows the entire team upon dyingwhy
>early game goes insanely bad for one team>30 kills to 10, 1 more walker>usually have to concede second rift because of the resistances>look at the souls>150k souls to 145kliterally every single time I cannot believe people play this game and complain about snowballinglane basically doesn't matter, kda before 20 mins doesn't matter, incremental advantages are completely nullified by insane comeback souls
>having a good time chatting with the enemy team >retard starts flaming me just cause I take 2 seconds to type every once in a while
>>574512623Gives the bottom frags something useful
Why am I always singled out when I am doing better than 3 people on my team Just because I have a personality
>>574512925It does kind of bother me when I have a shitter on my team stopping out in the open to type his gay joke or to flameOf course if this is below phantom you could probably just go "who the fuck cares"
Need 4 for inhouseWM8HJWM8HJWM8HJ
>>574513074t. person that plays for k/d/a and never actually does anything useful
Kelvin would be nowhere near as cancer if his ice path wasn't so janky
Why the FUCK is focus lens a 6.4k item?
>>574513632compared to silence wave it's unmissable, has 50% more base duration, and buffs your damage/shreds spirit
>>574514148Just being able to have it be dispeled so easily makes me wish for a two tier dispel system like dota
>>574508274Seconding marvel rivals, that agme allows supports to be broken as shit because their playerbase consists of 99% monkey subhumans or egirls and that's the only way to keep them at 50% winrate
>>574510345Marvel rivals has the most dogshit support designs of the genre, most of the characters are the most one dimensional healbots made for lobotomites and the ones that aren't get gutted to throw pick tier.
i've noticed doorman players are generally terrible at the game (especially when theyre not on their boosted character). i myself am actually a doorman player, is there a character i can play to litmus test if i am as bad as the bots who play this hero? so far ive been playing bebop but i dont know if this is a similarly boosted hero
almost every game I get stuck as lane janitor and I'm fucking sick of it. I push to mid then rotate for the fight and then by the time im half way through jungle, some dipshit pushes the lane and makes me backtrack and if i dont instantly turn around they push and take the walker 100% of the time.should i just let the walker die and go to the fight, this is actual insufferable chore work
>>574514502gigaboosted animals>seven>ginnis>graves>wraithlist of boosted heroes>bebop>ivy>lash>drifter>hazelist of HONEST CHAMPIONS>shiv>venator>mohammed>rem>mina
>>574508274literally any game with supports, they're always broken garbage with the most agency in the game because otherwise the support sissies won't play them
>>574514843>list of HONEST CHAMPIONS>>shivpost hidden
This game is far more enjoyable with comms turned off.
>>574512123this. fuck niggerhouses
>queue as Random>bottom player damage, bottom objective damage, most deaths, 0 killsYep, it's gaming time.
>>574507269By God I am imagining the smell
>>574512441the indians have arrived in deadlock.
>>574515281me too and it's like microwaved vomit
>>574515352retarded faggot brown hands typed this
>>5745152811. Dogs do not sweat, neither do wolves2. If she were actually wet, then much like a dog she'd smell awful.Wet dogs do not smell good in any way.
>>574515281
>>574515396Smells like bourbon to me>>5745156461. Thankfully she's in human form2. Thankfully she's in human form
>>574514843Where does warden fit on the list
One more... just one more game...
>>574515816>has dog ears>has dog arms>has dog tail>has dog teeth>has dog hair>is a human
>>574516721Only half of those are trueAnd to that half, I say yes.
>>574513463Path should be skating and ultimate has breakable sphere walls. Doorman doors should only be usable by himself and carted enemies. Doorman ult should be a stun and brief ultimate silence on 1 enemy.
>>574501906retarded streamers keep giving awful feedback
Doorman's doors should cost souls to pass through for his team. And it should cost Doorman souls when he's carting people through the doors.
>>574515281Wet dog
Sex with Venator.
>>574517000carting enemies is cancer it's never going to be fun to deal with just rework him
>>574518934Doorman should do bonus damage for shooting through / throwing bells through doors and be more designed around such than carting.
>>574518934If he has his unmissable teamfight destroying ultimate removed then door carting isn't a big deal especially if he's the only guy teleporting around anymore. All the shitters use doormans ult like a crutch to kidnap a single enemy. Whatever they do make him way harder to play.
>>574519383would be cool but it's a janky code nightmare
>>574519719Vortex cart is 10x more cancer than ult cart, the latter at least maybe a guy on your team shows up to scare him off of the kidnap, the former gets retards who refuse to counter buy or position around their Doorman killed on cooldown.
>>574520463Can doorman players even vortex cart below Eternus?
>>574520716Yeah but only when they're on the other team
>>574519719I literally dont care about his ult which is single target and has a fixed damage number. Carting someone to walker or spawn is way worse and can kill someone twice unlike his ult
they should remove bonus range on doorway and replace it with +1 charge
>>574520917>rapid recharge doors
>>574520917They'd still walker cart by connecting two sets of doorways together but at least it'd require a little more effort
>>574520917actually would be better than braindead hold door for 10000s until someone comes by
is buying egg and cultist both trolling?
>>574520818this is the kind of shit with the matchmaking that makes me really schizo>Doorman on the other team plays a comp meta build and is clearly very good at the hero. Doorman on my team? Joechuck kidnapper faggot who camps blue all game and only lands a single kidnap>Paradox on the enemy team plays echo shard bomb and midboss/rift is completely unplayable. Paradox on my team? Gun/Carbine build>Rem on the enemy team builds full support with Echo Shard and makes his frontliners nigh-unkillable. Rem on my team? Tankbuster, Reverb, Spirit Burn pillow nuker lol.I could continue typing this for like 5 more heroes but you get the point. It makes me fucking schizo
>>574521548It's really just that these things stick in your mind when they're a problem, I've had good kidnapper and bell Doorman players on my team and failed Joe Chuck clones on the other side.You need to take the time to live, laugh and love when their Doorman wiggles back and forth for the most obvious cart in the world or vortex webs no one or you'll lose your mind.
>>574521548> comp meta buildyou mean he builds spirit slop and just throws bells at people?
>>574521859yes
>>574521548Ever since I made a smurf I love seeing Joechuck wannabes. It's the most obvious shit ever in shitlow.>have low hpdoorman pushed to their guardian>standing still by bridge pillar>doorman opens his door behind me then throws the cart>by the time he does all I've already mounted his door>but he runs towards his door>he's critical hp>goes through the door>hide behind the pillar and angle my camera>see him standing in his door but on the other side>heavy into the door and kill him
Maybe playing support is actually... fun...
Why does Paige sound like she took it in the ass when she dies?
>>574522380Sorry I penised her too hard lole
>>574522310How is this shit not fixed yet?
>>574522434valve doesn't care about deadlock, too busy working on dotaslop
>>574522434>>574524285
>>574522310>no healing novaare you sure you're a support player?
Valve should add a Chinese lady to deadlock.
Healing nova is the ultimate goycattle item if you're buying this shit on a support you're throwing the game and/or a woman (throwing the game biologically)
>>574525985Bro? Ivy?
>>574526023lil zoomie doesn't know what hes talking about and is trying to fit in, cute!
>>574526350Cattle out of its pen
>>574522380anal queen
>lane feeds drifter 7 kills>game is now impossible to come back from because drifter has a permanent advantage in every fight onward that will continue to build upon itself>now have to spend 20 minutes in the loss waiting roomwhen will icefrog just add ff or make characters lose a number of stacks on death like glass cannon
>"let's do midboss">it's a terrible fucking idea>it's going to get us killed>do it anyways because I want to hear the guy who called it get mad
The only non support I found fun was Silver because turning into a wolf and mauling people was a cool concept but then they nerfed her so that wolf form is a side effect of her gameplay rather than the end goal
>>574527281Virgin midrank "gg Drifter is fed we're gonna lose" vs the chad pisslow "let's all group in the same lane and rape him with ults and vulns"
>>574527281As i keep saying almost every thread, the solution to this is just going afk in fountain. Your team will lose in15 minutes tops, just move around every now and then. Even if everyone reports you nothing happens, there's no punishment.
>>574527347if they had any guts there would only be the wolf form and she'd be a melee focused hero
>getting shit on, but team is back up>enemy has one walker left, teammate insists we must fucking push this goddamn walker, everyone should be on green>already on my way, he's right, I need my fucking slot>get there, just me and him, other 4 are on the other side of the map for no reason>he silently takes urn and leaves>gets ganked on the way and diesi hate myself so much for installing this game
>>574528215why are you listening to random nigs?
>>574528215Your fault he died to gank btw
>>574499620>and people threw a shitfit over it ruiningtank players are subhuman and should not have any input on game design: see early seasons of overwatchvalve made a great mistake reverting that
>be emissary 3>win streak>playing maingame still put me in ritualist 3 liobby for some deranged reason
>>574528572i play a lot of it and mine takes less than 2 minutes? maybe your secret mmr is just really low
>>574528709>tank players are subhuman and should not have any input on game design: see early seasons of overwatchYou could say the same for supportfags if you're going off OW. You'd be right.
BEHOLD the worst item in the game
>>574529042sorry wrong image
>>574529042>single-handedly neuters m1s well into the mid game
>>574490820skill floor is rising. even still, your average ritualist is NOT clearing sinner's on or near nimer
what is the point of the "playtest" when they don't even read the feedback? why don't they just require a minimum of 20 viewers to be able to play deadlock since the only people they seem to actually take feedback from are streamers?
NigfernusInfagnus
Nigfaganus
>>574527790you say this but i get these kinds of people in low prio all the time
>>574527517you really think the average player is good enough to make a coordinated play like thatmaybe in asc but in phantom players are still retarded
Where's the megapatch.
Will Valve realize that they need to do less woke designs of their characters if they want this game to sell? You can't have a hero shooter and make all the characters super safe and boring in design.
>try to take yellow while my team is on green>cursed>knockdown>disarm>wraith ult>paige root>cursed again>still get away>during this my team gets 4 kills and a walker
>cube someone who is at like 20%>they mash space and cancel it in 0.5 seconds>immediately die>four people do this and keep doing itget in the cum chamber and stay there what the fuck is wrong with you
what if the cube can be destroyed with 2 heavy melees
>>574530489You have to wait for your matchmaking and item rework patches first
>>574530716>Will a washed up studio from seattle stop making DEI sloppa?gee anon, IDK.
>>574488731>17:30How do I have games that last this long? Even If I feed like a goddamn zookeeper, these animals never just finish the fucking game
>>574531489Those are mostly rare one sided stomps. Like if your teams wraith gets 10 kills in lane its so overthe higher up you go the worse the enemy mental since they all have ego for reaching eternus on balanced heroes like Seven
>>574531489Have everyone on the enemy team leave at the 14 minute mark
Characters I don't play because they have an ugly model and need a complete redesign: Calico, Wraith, Haze,
>>574521548Comp slop should be more fun, then. I'm not gonna play spirit nuker Rem because that's not fun. I like dancing around my team and pissing off the enemy with 12 second silencesIf they made the good builds more fun, you would see more players using good builds.
Where's the megafart
>>574530716there's more porn of ivy than any other deadlock character and she's not even fucking human
>hair away from losing but holding on>retreating from the entire enemy team, trying to pick our fight>graves bumblefucks right in and tries to 1v6>says "????????????????" in team chat when he diesit's losing streak night, I give up
Wraith can just delete walkers and leave
>>574533658wait till you find out sinclair can do it in 2 seconds and leave too
>>574533883Sinclair requires actual braincells to play though
>>574534224LOL
>>574529042>if there's one miku on the enemy team and I'm playing Infernus I HAVE to buy Unstoppable so that my firerate doesn't drop to 1 bullet per minute when I'm getting raped by her turretshonestly my mistake for not going dashfernus...
Beside Celeste who just gives compliments to other heroes, why do they need to force each hero as being gay by spamming the headcanon. The argument that the heroes didn't explicitly stated they are hetero is abhorrent And Valve is probably listening to these people with eisoptrophobia.
>>574529042I've been running a tempo victor build rushing this + cold front and mystic slow early gameWorks surprisingly well, most m1 niggers expect you to just insta die but you can out burst them
>>574535160Or you could just buy swift striker, the best counter to -firerate is just stacking more +firerate which almost every m1 wants to do anyway.
>tempowhat's this and why did everyone decide to say it all of a sudden
>>574535424its reddit
>>574535656I'm already running Burst Fire (and Spritiual Overflow late) instead of Swift for Infernus afterburn. With suppressor and juggernaut on Miku it's enough to cuck me of building DoT fast enough on moving targets.
>>574535735Not that far off from the usual definition of the word, a tempo item gives immediate impact and lets you kill someone or do something on the map, a tempo build is entirely focused on buying tempo items. Term only comes up for carries really because you're building tempo as opposed to farming for shit for the mid/late game.
>>574535910Yeah, I kinda gave up on building pure carry items on victor because lane starts mattering the higher you goIt doesn't matter how well you scale if you feed the enemy wraith or venator 5 kills in laneDoesn't mean I won't go carry late game obviously, but getting that early game snowball is critical. Recommend other victor players try it out
>>574536278i odnt think abhrams can even kill victor
>>574495328>t. lowbie retardyou cannot split unless you're 10k ahead and can 100-0 a walker in a second.the enemies WILL react to the shoved wave and WILL 3 man rotate on you and kill you.but probably not in your shitlow KEK
why doesnt hook cancel vindicta flight is yoshi a braindead nigger?
>>574537752i mean pretty obvious with the recent changes he is
>>574537895>the reward for landing an extremely hard skillshot is... the blue nigger just flying away again and dispelling the bomb anywayburn yoshi's mom infront of him
>>574538206yeah thats why most bebops buy slowing hex
80% of this gennie comes off as pisslows coping about their rank and never reflecting on their own gameplay
>>574538247slowing hex doesnt cancel flight
>0 singularity damageheres your dynamo, this game IS winnable!
>>574539539Forgot image, i'm so fucking tilted
>65% on 'vy in high Emissary/low ArchonWhen does it stop working?
the best part of shiv is you can ignore farming, macro, objectives, and still be the strongest tank with the strongest dps
running around with a slowing hex as silver is the funniest thing no one seems to know what this item is and the best part is all monkey think they can win a 1v1 against the wolffuck all you shiv niggers im running you down
>>574540601>dispels magic
Reminder that you need to buy these items every game just to play>Cultist>Toxic bullets>Healbane>Dispel magic>counterspell>Spirit Resilience>Stamina mastery>inhibitor>Slowing hex>decay>Disarming hex>Cursed relicThey all cost at least 3200 souls each or more and take up all your slots just to affect the enemy for 1 second :)
>>574541620retard
>>574541757We don't sign our post here
>>574541791retard
unfortunate huhguess you cant win too many in a row
>>574542073do you also document the times your opponents went 1/7 and 3/11?
>>574542191heres the other lane bro just for youits a 20 min stompevery game i win is because of me
>>574542379whoops overwrote the screenshot
>>574542379>every game i win is because of mehttps://statlocker.gg/profile/6311459/matches/94400990/summarynah. 6/13. try to stay humble and remember that you too have days like these
>have this kind of record>disband after ONE losswhy do NAggers have such weak mental?
>>574543024Was watching the buff enjoyer coach and he explained that all the NA retards are kda farmers who are terrified of having a bad stat lineYou are MEANT to have bad games. A tank should be expected to go 2/10 if they lost a game. A tank who tries to keep their KDA positive is throwing the game and a waste of space
>>574542073Hey, I remember that IZO retard. Archon, yeah?
I just realised McGinnis is literally just an easier, stronger Graves>Higher consistent damage output>shit load of range>Wall can't be simply jumped over
>>574542191lil bro thought this was a rebuke LMAO
>>574543024When the game finally releases and Valve kickstarts a real comp scene with some seed money, NA scene is going to disappear completely after EU, Slavs and Asians decimate them.
best character to play when toy are really actually sleepy tired irl?
>>574488950Should I try overwatch? Don't like mahvel much
>>574543603it is though? sometimes you get the bad teammates, sometimes youre the bad teammate and sometimes the opponents are bad. if you dont understand this and its implications for mm you should play singleplayer or 1v1 fighting games
>>574543338this is why deadlock sucks you ask people to stop playing to lose and fight for map control instead of jungling then they act like you called them a slackjawed faggot (they are). They'd rather lose and die 1 time just playing safe the whole time as they slowly widen the enemy soul lead than actually try to make plays and risky dying. Fuck deadlock
>>574544185had a game where i ran down like 6 kills on warden and ended at 40ki was genuinely worthless for like the first 20 i cannot stress enough how game losing it is to attempt FUCKING NOTHING
>>574543621Please not again. Please this one time.
>>574543410unfortunately emissary lost like 14 games one day with 5 leavers on my team but im winning again
>>574543621What competitive game NA is genuinely better at than rest of the word?
>>574544323Secret hitler
>>574544323PaedophiliaBut even then they have to bring in jewish smurfs so does it even count?
>>574544469>PaedophiliaWhites are universally good at it
>>574543621>and Valve kickstarts a real comp scene with some seed money,bro this ain't 2012 no more valve isn't gonna put out a million dollar tourney again after closing down shop for the TI and ghosting people on that million dollar shartyfact tourney
>>574542073>losing as LaS+hhow?
>>574542191another one for oyu
>>574544323they are usually on par with the rest of the globe in fighting games although it depends on the meta and specific game
>>574544889https://statlocker.gg/profile/6311459/matches/94404567/summaryanother for you6/12 #12
>>574544872>He thinks a million bucks is anything for valveits literal chump change to them anon
>>574543338the fundamental flaw is that dying will give your enemies an advantage in the next fight which will compound and continue to give them larger and larger advantages the more you lose>>574544251i had a game earlier where i was 1-4 in lane, team lost the first walker, and we were down 15 kills. just solo farmed enough to come back and by the time i joined team fights i was up enough in souls i could snowball the rest of the game for a winfeeding will just make the game end faster which may be a good thing if someone fed a scaling hero
>>574544889>russianouted as a dumb euro or someone just unfortunateshoulda dropped the 'why aren't you fighting in the war cyka'
>>574545046he's swedish btw
>>574544889If you want to solo carry don't play silver
>>574544981>thinks it's about the moneyhow the fuck do you miss the point that hard? genuinely asking. like holy shit dude
Are there stats of like 'most played heroes per region'? Or at least top tiers.
>mina does less than 2k damage in lane>35 minutes into the game has less than 6k total player damage>ends an hour-long game with just over 30k damage>as MINAwhere is yoshi finding these people man
>>574543621That’s not how valve operates, the pro scene has to grow on its own with third parties, think of it like a test. If it doesn’t grow then clearly the game is shit and players don’t want to play it. Paying people to play it doesn’t signal success for them because it’s a constant liability
>>574545439such is life when zoomers and browns are allowed to post on 4chan
Someday shiv will get a real nerf, not today, not this update I'm sure, perhaps not this year or next but some day far from now Shiv will finally be gutted, half his skills gone, his auto kill, gone, perhaps just remove his gun all together, he would still be strong but on that day he will be balanced for the first time ever... the shiv mains will shit themselves in fear, leave the game in mass as they have no idea how to play the game if they cant just walk forward and hit R on everyone. But some will stay and deadlock will know peace from then on.
It's ok to be jealous of my excellent hair.
>>574547197>the council of shiv players deciding who has the tastier bootyhole: paige or graves
Thoughts?https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3765218889
>>574545140another one for you
>>574548730damn i mindbroke you. thats not the anon you think youre replying to.
>>574548730>third most>third most>third most>mvpYou get mvp just for being able to win on this dogshit hero
>>574548730https://statlocker.gg/profile/6311459/matches/93337859/summary
>>574549403great find brother you found the absolute best example of how trash this matchmaking iswanna share your profile with the group? i can find your 0-15 games easily if i go through 200 games too
>>574549648if you have matches like these then for sure you can expect your matches to have other people who sometimes perform like this too. we all have bad days
>>574549789i had a fine game but i had two duos on my team that were 2 new players going like 0-10 combined in lane making their opponents roam and cuck my lane and two turkish idiots just sitting afk sidelane on graves (in fact i got matched with this retard again and he did it again)it was so terrible i vividly remember this game
>>574549909https://statlocker.gg/profile/6311459/matches/93324181/summary1/13
why cant gun paige and melee celestes ever be on the other team
>>574550001AHAHA literal elo terrorist
>>574550057careful posting these the thread bully might post your statlocker
We need a muscular black-gold Anubis anthro character.
>>574550616Next batch of heroes should be anthros only
>>574550464>thread bully?
>>574551230resident /d2g/ poster if you ever post a screenshot of your game he will use tools that finds the game based on heroes even though you have a private profile and then post it for everyone to laugh at your rank
>>574551348Then people ask why I cover names when posting screenshots on 4chan
how is this guy real dude
>>574551348Oh yeah that schizo
>>574551460Yoshit is the one to blame, those people should derank and settle in Arcanist or Alchemist not stay in Archon.
>>574549403>>574550001>me unga team bunga, me unga team bunga, me unga team bunga>look inside>him actually bungaEvery fucking time.
>>574551921it's possible to have a mechanical level far above alchemist but make such retarded decisions that you only win 40% of the time when you're put with other people of your skill level, and you get stuck eternally ping-ponging between badges
>>574546927Why would Shiv walking forward and reloading be a threat.
>>574553847Sounds like eido
Just got out of ritualist playing Viktor AMA
>>574554901>i got into 50 IQ elo from 45 IQ elo, AMA!
>>574554901Good job anonHe kinda sucks in high elo since silencer cucks you so hard.>Single bullet makes it so you deal -25% spirit damageseems balanced to me!
Making it so that you can't use mobility abilities to get out of Warden's cuck jail is the single most AIDS patch change this game has ever had
Idk if anyone here remembers the elo autism from threads back but it triggered me into making thishttps://claude.ai/public/artifacts/31f7ada3-593e-4505-b22a-f4267cc9b0fbhttps://claude.ai/public/artifacts/211136f7-9602-42f3-9f48-00e6305c43c5The companion piece covers what the first paper leaves out on purpose: cheaters and manipulators, like smurf accounts made to stomp weaker opponents. It assumes players are honest and hands catching bad actors to a separate enforcement system it then builds out. Punishment comes in graded steps rather than just nothing or a permanent ban, how strict a response is scales with how hard it is to undo, and rules apply equally to everyone regardless of spend or tenure, though longer standing accounts get faster appeal reviews since their history gives reviewers more to work with. It also plans a way to measure whether visible anti cheat policies actually stop people from trying to cheat, not just catch them after, using decoy accounts and comparison groups. The newest addition covers insiders, reviewers or staff who could abuse their own access, borrowing a principle from Counter Strike where no single person controls detecting, judging, and punishing a case alone.On a side note idk how sci journals are gonna deal with the slopocalypse
pocket will only ever be balanced if the item balance update gives a new 6400 item that purges negative effects in an aoe so you dont have to spend 38.400 souls to counter 1 button press, but only 6400 souls from your support (the item should have outgoing damage reduction like curse)
>>574530852>tell a guy on mic I'm coming to fly him out>get in range>pick him up>he immediately drops out and gets finished off in 2 seconds>starts flaming me for not flying him out>inform him that he himself canceled out of the ult and I was not responsible>starts telling me "you can't even leave ivy ult by yourselfeternus player btw. legitimately hope the matchmaking update realises these 1.5 KD macroless talentless shitters belong in seeker and not top rank because they abused a FOTM to get here and *sometimes* teams can carry him here and keep him afloat if he's the only retard on the team>>574531010would be completely balanced because you could simply break out and parry people if they actually tried. I legitimately think you should be allowed break dome if 8 heavy melees are landed too.
>>574555379aint nobody reading that bro
>>574537752arctic blast cancels flight btw
>>574551348>be eternus>he can't laugh at my rank now
>>574555379yeah seconding the no reading reply but i remember the autism convo. im glad theres this type of autism around and that we have people that actually get what matchmaking does>>574554901did you get out of ritualist by falling a tier or by going up a tier?
So the trick to staying out of low prio is to play a bunch of street brawl and mass commend to satisfy the arbitrary system?
>>574551348genuinely who cares if some shitter retards on 4chan know what rank i am?
>>574556459It took me like 2500 games before I received my first low prio because some guy cried I was playing spirit ivy and got the entire lobby to mass report me because I was forced to lane janny/push cause everyone else was BROOLING and they claimed I was afking on purpose. I then got low prio immediately after my third game without even griefing because the systems sensitive and will literally just take your word when you report someone that just got out of low prio. You don't need to play street brawl. You can just work on having better communication and spam commends to every player in the lobby. Like, I will literally check people's farm and be like "hey infernus you can come take this sidelane if you want I'll roam. you need money."Hell, if you REALLY want to game it you can just go through your entire match history spamming commends on random people. If they're online they see you commended them and they're given a prompt to commend you back. They usually do.
>>574555097idk why silencer still does that. it should be a build up.
In light of this game's balance and MM being complete shit, I will now be running a 400% weapon damage glass cannon luckyshot build on every single character I play, and yes that includes Holliday, Kelvin, Ivy, and even Dynamo and yes you can literally suck the cum directly out of my balls if you think I care. I will out damage you, I will not play my role, I will have max souls, and I will not contribute.Glass cannon summer baby
how do you know if you're in low prio?
>>574557004Do whatever you want in pisslow, you're never going to be anywhere near my ranks for me to care.
>>574557016It straight up tells you. There is no shadow pool. There is no loser queue. Sometimes you just have a shit day and the conditions for having good games aren't there on a particular day.
Deadlock EOS is announced BUT Yoshi and anyone that worked on it gets blacklisted from the industry
>>574556862oh so it all boils down to YOU getting commended.Now that I think about it, that makes sense.Problem for me is at a certain point in my match history, it stops showing names.it remembers the match details but the names are replaced with blanks so only recent match history will suffice.guess I really do gotta street brool
>>574557168oh huh i've never had that happen in 800 hours of playing
I'm actually looking forward to this shiv remodelI'm not sure about the gold chains but he looks cool with the dog tags
Okay I'm back from my global ban to share this wonderful midlane I had the other dayHow do you die 20 and 15 times?!HOW!?
I'm tired of every fucking fight being an AoE spam CC slopfest while people dash in every direction
>>574557513because it doesnt happen to normal people. it only happens to insufferable assholes
why yes I WILL tell my teammates to fucking kill themselves for the rest of the game if I feel like they're griefing and the game is unwinnableno, I will not get bannedyes, I will be low cortisol next match and carry
>>574558371Hell, even then, my friend can be a bit of an asshole and the worst he's ever gotten is comms banned.
>>574558238excoose me sweaty but this is le MOBA and without 1000 CC people might actually [move around] and [play the game]ItS maDE bY thE SaMe PEOplE whO mAkE DOTA so it HAS to BE thiS waYY
>>574558516>feel the need to post this>low cortisoldoubt.jpg
Matchmaking update will include remodels for the heroes who still have placeholder models
>>574558516>yes, I will be low cortisol next matchI don't think even you actually believe that.
>>574558516keep lying to yourself shitter
>>574557570The monkey face needs to stay. It's iconic.
>>574557570It's not official, no? Thought this was just some redditors project
Who would you rather have on your team?Bellman, Gunman, or Hotelman?
>>574558926should've clarified that it's a fan project yeah>>574558826I wish that they'd commit to giving him more monkey adjacent features, but his lore and in-game appearance without any mods is kind of a mess of ideas
>>574559162Bellman because even if they are inting they will atleast do damage and slow the enemy team
>>574559162Hotelman with phantom strike.
Im tired of buying slowing hex/silence wave against their wraith/pocket/lash/dynamo/mina and every other similar faggot, they just dispel it because im the only one buying the itemsI'll just follow my L>R like every other subhuman is doing and see how it goes
>>574556856idc either really but its annoying he shits up the thread as soon as you post a screenshot
>>574559981you should just buy a casual slowing hex and not worry about silence wave then. it's 1600, really how much does that hurt your build?
What elo does dashfernus stop working?
>here's your ivy partner bro>proceeds to buy extra charge, healing rite, spiritgod for fucks sake this isnt dota 2
>>574560491based based basedthat's my wifegoyle
>>574560491>check profile>600 games>48% winrate>only plays saport>from kyrgyzstan>average 7.8 mvphow can you be this terrible STOP PUTTING THESE INITIATE NINJAS IN MY GAMES YOSHI
remember when they had those funny map icons for heroes for a day?they should bring it back and see how it's received now. they were closer to the dota mini portraits.but dota also uses different portraits for map and for stuff like kill feed. and those funny deadlock portraits were closer to the kill feed portraits than the map ones.
>>574560817of course everyone in the game babied him too because he plays SAPORTfucking christ i hate humanity
Who is the best witchmail abuser?
>>574560491>>574560817>>574560954Why the fuck are you (You)'ing yourself multiple times you god damn samefag animal
>>574561263kys tranny
Who is the best magic carpet abuser?
>>574543951shut the fuck up bitch
Silver.
>>574561373haze
>>574559162I’d rather have hybridman
>>574559162i dont want redditman in my game regardless of his build
>>574561373Vyper.Yoshi fears the flying cobra
>>574556373Yea I figured almost nobody would read it, it’s just a framework for a matchmaker with all the maths for each requirement mapped out and citedThere is surprisingly not much public info on these systems, they are all private blackbox patents, most with ulterior motives like eomm. This was just my crack at an mm with what I thought of as the correct priorities
>>574560817вo-пepвых, нe saport a support, eбaнинa ты кoнчeнaявo-втopых, c тaкими пocтaми тeбe и этoмy кыpгызy игpaть нa oднoм paнгe пpocтo cyдьбaпшёл нaхep oтcюдa, ypюк
I kind of hate street brawl
>>574561007Melee bebop/melee apollo/melee abrams
>>574562616its mickey mouse mode for weeniesonly good for trolling or first timing a hero if youre too much of a pussy to first time it in the real game
>>574561469Love Silver Love Rem
Dead game
wow i sure love getting a team at e6 that have a shit lane and decide the only course of action is to continuously run it the fuck down and feed non stop.
>>574563686ranks are fake until mm update fixes them
>e6 players think silver is opMakes sense that a bunch of furfags would insist the furfag hero is op.
>>574563815Erm, silver is op okay?
rate my setup /dlg/
>>574564232>no numpadyou're a gay faggot
Is the normal m1 of silver in ult form bullet damage or melee damage?
>>574564232trandows/10
>>574544323Only games that are so fucking bad and revolting no other region even bothers like marvel rivals or fortnite. This is actually a positive sign since deadlock is fairly bad and revolting.
>>574564232>shows next to your TV>absolutely NO surface space so they put a happy meal box ontop of their fucking PCObviously this isn't your pic
STONE FORM!
>>574564232The little cunt who choose M1 by vibes and cant aim. This is the agent who will join your next match.
>>574563815>>574563886My wife Silver is not OP or UPShe's perfectly normal, she's just a little winrately challenged>>574564429bullet damage
>>574563686You knew what you signed up for when you hit find matchYou only have yourself to blame for choosing to play this shit
Describe your sex life only using voice lines from the characters
>>574564821i hate my life
>>574562518käften din lilla ryssråtta
>>574559162I welcome any and all Joeschmuck disciples.
>>574564821>"I don't like being alone..."
>>574564882haha bög
3rd game in a row i have to lane with an invalidfor the love of god delete any fucking support trannies from the gamebuy a fucking gun item in lane
>>574564821In a few seconds, it will all be over
>>574564821*pained groan* ugh...firing!
/comfy/
>>574486248Its kinda insane how toxic this game is i am e4 eu i sometimes perform bad and people immediately start spamming commend like idk i never thought about commending someone to get on their nerves i know its moba culture and all but it just seems weird
>>574563686Somebody needs to study why mid rank player are unironically better team mates than top rank
>pushing a lane with team>One enemy shows up>Start attacking>Another enemy shows up>Getting 2v1'd>stun raped>Where the fuck is my team>Die>Spectate>They're walking half way back to spawnEvery fucking time
trophy collector has to be secret op on apollo he likes all the stats
>>574565485Lower expectations
>>574564821“Introducing the spectacular Savannah… to her new bulls!”
>>574565634Needs a bit more context. Sometimes I'm the person that's going back to spawn: if we have no vision of the enemy team on the map I am not pushing past an imaginary 2/3rd median line on the map. I'm not pushing their Walker when we have no idea where 5 people on their team are unless we are also at least 4 and have a good teamfight comp.
I got to E6 i genuinely just want to derank to Phantom i wanna turn off my brain and enjoy the game its genuinely not fun when half of the matches in E6 are pure luck hoping u get the better draft
So at what point in the game do you focus on farming?
>>574565963Fair enough.
>>574566023We warned you several times and you still went and done it...
>AH YES I'VE FINALLY GOT MY TANK BUILD ONLINE AT 10 MINUTES. TIME TO FEED. IT'S MY JOB, AFTER ALL. NO I WON'T COMMUNICATE ANYTHING. NO I WON'T STOP FEEDING. I'M MAKING SPACE BY FEEDING THE ENEMY HYPER CARRY WHILE HE JUNGLES, YOU SEE.
>>574566023if it's pure luck then why do you need to use your brain?
bad venators need to be shot its literally the easiest hero in the game and i see people just shotgunning people away from me
abrams has the worst ult in the game
>spam nigger in chat basically every game for weeks>nothing>mention Paige's fiery red pubes just once >"uhhhh that's kinda creepy bro you why you say that?">comms restricted 3 dayswhen are we tackling the woman question?
>>574566023No anon the game doesn't need draft when there are around 7 characters that decide the game if you get more of them on your team.
how do we solve the snowballing problem?
>>574567198Reading comprehension is really important since you are slow let me explain i said half of the matches were pure luck due to the draft and the other half require me to think and play which isn't as fun as doing random shit as Ivy with my brain turned off in Phantom Stupid Nigger
>>574567701>easiest hero>Has no get out of jail free mobility tools/cleanses like Wraith, Haze, Mirage, Infernigger, or Mina
>>574567958built for knot
>>574568068Is it a problem in other mobas? How do they handle the issue?
>>574568068Stop making objectives like rift, midobss, and urn that are all win-more mechanics. Remove gay infinite scaling shit like Drifter and Mina and Mokrill.Of course that's too much to ask for Icefrog to do, so we instead will get another patch that adjusts Pocket's ult cooldown by 2 seconds and adjusts Shiv's knife scaling by .001
They really need to rework melee and by rework I mean buff it and add more items for melee that aren't trash
>>574567958a racist is finea sex pest i cannot abide
>>574568068don'tjust let people fucking win, make it less easy to drag shit out forever
>>574568369this retard wants 2 hour long gameskys
yea it’s cool no patch seven months bro yea fun man
does lash really need this muich dmg
>>574568968Listen it takes at least several weeks to decide if we should change the scaling on Shiv's knife bleed by +.0001 or -0.0001>>574569046Considering it is his only real source of damage since they made his gun shit, yes.
>>574569046>-14%
why the fuck does shadow weave still have a 50 second cooldown? make it 22 seconds already so people will actually buy itits a direct downgrade from veil walker
Is healing tempo Dynamo W Faps or Problematic Media?
give active items their own special slots and make them unlock at the same rate as flex
>>574569194It’s pretty good but I’d double down on the aoe firerate by swapping headhunter for heroic aura
>>574569136Shadowweave better winrate
>>574569129i had spellbreaker and res wcyd
>>574569046what is he gonna do after? shoot you with his pea shooter to proc headhunter and flog?that is 80% of his damage retard
>>574570309he doesnt need to to anything he has the best ulti in the game he should be like enigma in dota
>>574569129Graves is so cute...
>>574568068First you need a defined goal, lane winning game is bad but so is lane not mattering at allSo the goal imo should be lane translates to a win 65% of the time. You don’t want it 50% because that means objectively it doesn’t matter, and you probably don’t want it higher than 75% either
>>574565715Tc is secret op in general but imo range is very overrated on apollo
>>574569641But the headhunter damage...
>>574570656it makes it so easy to hit 1 and 3 even against super adhd mobile movement troonsid imagine it also extends the range on your riposte but im not sure.
Haven't played for a month (when they started reowrking urn), how is the meta now
>>574572457the literal exact same
TF2 IS GETTING A CONTENT UPDATE BEFORE DEADLOCK IS HAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>574572502Nice
I just had a female-sounding bebop completely carry our team in a high phantom game. What's the % chance this was a biological female?
>>574572870Source?
Valve should add a Kumiho hero to deadlock.
>>574573069https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354
sex with silver immediately after the ritual before she cleans up
>>574573364update on the update situation it's totally coming before the major deadcock update. total nothing burger extreme if quickplay isn't back in
>lifestrike is ba- ACK
>>574574901Imagine Geist finger fucking her until she squirts
>>574573364this reads like a shitpost but it's notgod i hate tf2 devs
>trophy collector is... le BAD, actually..
>50 and 40 minute gamesseekerGOD....
>>574576149post you are rank
Ivy's big milk jugs>she pops colossusIvy's mountain milk jugs
>>574570859The heal is bigger deal imho and dynamo velocity kind of butt, regardless heroic aura is worth way more if you consider the resist also
my dynamo has watched the enemy take mid twice with ulti ready, just standing menacingly next to it
>>574568068>solve snowballingYou substantially lower the power ceiling by diminishing the soul accumulation rate but make up for the lost pacing by increasing consequences for failing to contest all objectives (longer death timers, locking map movement, increased trooper power, etc). The goal being to increase emphasis on time as the most important resource instead of a huge item advantage. You can mostly equalize soul accumulation rate by adding sided farming area which has no tactical advantage near bases and even by letting players farm there while respawning. You can go so far with this that the winning team only ever has a t4 item advantage if they stomp which means the losing team theoretically never gets power scaled out of the game. So you're still rewarded for farming efficiently to keep up and every objective has an extra purpose to stave off degrees of intangible punishments.
lash's wish is to rape ms shelley in front of bebop
When are they adding neutral items from dota jungle
>>574577605this has to be the most retarded take i have seen
>my doorman never used his doors the entire gamerename this nigger to bellman or something im done
>>574577605>words words wordsall you said was increase the comeback soulswhich is retarded
Heroes that Vyper petrifies should immediately fall straight to the ground
>>574570859Headhunter is just kind of okay, it's not great on Dynamo anymore since they neutered his damage.
>>574578554but muh movement bug abuse!
>>574578554and they shatter if their velocity is too high when they hit the ground, dealing giga damage
my fault ig
>>574579173Or landing could hurt surrounding enemies only, like when you get telekinesis damage on Rubick
>>574579352It your fault for being in that rank in the first place, hope this helped
>>574579487They could make it work like stone form, stunning
>>574579591damn shouldn't have been in E7
>>574579173Yeah because Vindicta doesn't have enough counters already that make her one of the worst heros in the game.
>>574579796Even worse, you could choose any rank and you picked the one with most toxic manbabies
>>574579982just make it so her 2 keeps going while she's STONED
who do I que 3rd with shiv and victor
I just love it when you get matched into the unbeatable steamroller team of Rem/Infernus/WardenMight as well fucking just go next because if they ever get a lead they just hold W and win
>go from eternus to phantom>notice the lobbies in phantom feel the same as eternus>post match half the lobby is literal no pfp level 1 accountWhen is valve going to crack down on the smurf problem
i cant handle playing silver anymore i dont understand OTPseven when im winning i get tired after 20 gamestime to tank rank playing new stuiff
>>574570859>click on guy's head from across the lane>do a small burst of damage>nothing happens, no fight, no one dies, you both go your own way>repeat 20x over 40 minutes>b-b-b-ut the damage is so good guysThese are the same people that think Tesla is good because they zapped 3 people for 40 damage a few times
>>574579982Vindicta is free wins is pisslo because people don't know how to play safe in lane or buy reactive barrier though.
>>574580683going by cs2: nevergoing by dota: 1 ban wave in 10 years
>>574572954>worst player in the lobby makes shotcalls at crucial points and winds up losing us the game over it
How can they realistically solve the issue where 80% of the hero pool feels niggercancer to fight against>mirage>victor>wraith>mcginnis>infernus>pocket>dynamo>sinclair>grey talon>vindicta>doorman>geist>holliday>mina>kelvin>ivy>shivHow can they un-niggercancer these?
>>574575696VERY LE BAD
>>574582271shut down the game
>>574582271dynamo is fine, kelvin is fine, ivy is finethe only really annoying characters there are mirage, wraith, infernus, vindicta and talon
>>574582271if it's really 80% the easy answer is just remove the last 20%
*holds w into geist*WOOOOW THIS HERO IS OP
>>574569095>Listen it takes at least several weeks to decide if we should change the scaling on Shiv's knife bleed by +.0001 or -0.0001This is so true. Can't wait for them to nerf the op characters by 0.001 next patch.
Tankbuster?? ova heeere
>>574582271>no warden>no haze>no venator>no seven>no drifteri know what you are
just got healbotted by a paige and viscous it was glorious i was "soloing" people on bebop
honest character for honest players
>>574585212>paradoxPrime rape meat
Worst legendaries?>Infinite Rounds>Electric Slippers>the extra charges one
>>574531472>>574530716>>574532494>Porn addicts when the artists wants their female to look unique instead of Generic Asia Female #329406721482356873
>>574585697>blacks and browns are unique even though they are 90% of the world population
Did you know that the hero with the lowest base gun dps is Mina Ha, at only 32 gun dps. The highest (and its not even close) is Viper, with 90 gun dps at soul level 1.
>>574585746>Muh real world politicsThank you for admitting you dont actually care about the game
>Presses 4: ここに適当な日本語風のジブリッシュをたくさん:あいうえおかきくけこさしすせそたちつてとなにぬねのはひふへほまみむめもやゆよらりるれろわをんアイウエオカキクケコサシスセソタチツテトナニヌネノハヒフヘホマミムメモヤユヨラリルレロワヲン漢字混ぜて:東京桜花火祭り山田太郎先生の授業は非常に興味深い内容で参加者全員が感動しました。宇宙旅行計画が成功すれば人類の未来が変わるでしょう。SEVENTH MOON 猫が突然踊り始めたので驚きました。もっと長く:>すみません、これは完全なる意味のない文字列です。 量子力学的な猫がスーパーコンピュータで寿司を食べながら哲学を語る夢を見ました。 富士山の頂上でピザを焼く方法を研究しています。 ドラゴンが自転車に乗ってコンビニへ行きました。 さらに:わくわくドキドキハラハラキラキラピカピカキラッキラ ねこねこいぬいぬぱんだぱんだうさぎうさぎ 電車が空を飛んで雲を食べて雨を吐き出す不思議な一日でした。 これで十分ジブリッシュ感出てるかな? もっと欲しい
>>574574901I want paige to sit on my lap and BLAST big stinky farts on my cock and balls...
Is there a mod that changes billys bat to a BGC? (Big Goat Cock)
what are useful voice command keybinds
>>574587085I'm not ready for a teamfight.We need to press the advantageSorry.
>>574586253seeker melty
5 phantom strike yamato existing might honestly put me off giving a shit about this matchmaking update desu
>>574587558Bro, I'm making a joke
is tank Seven a thing? I keep seeing them build green but it never works. Is this some new meme build?
>>574582271Remove Geist, Sinclair, and Dynamo from this list, instead add Haze and Drifter and Yamato.
>>574582696bro...phantom strike?
>>574587772Lets you Survive longer then you are getting focused during your ult
>>574535424Celeste is 100% a lesbian the same way Storm is gay in Dota 2 - it's just something in the background. That's the way Valve usually does shit, it's the same way with Pocket but it's way more obvious because the pronoun shit makes it so it HAS to be incredibly forced simply due to how language works. Every other hero either has no confirmed sexuality or is straight. Silver funny enough despite how many trannies and lesbians latch onto her is one of the few heroes actually confirmed to at least have interest in the opposite sex with how she flirts with Abrams.
>>574587085You're Welcome
I don't think it works very good
>>574585843>90 gun dpsGawd damn
>>574587085What's the plan?
>>574588284it bothers me with pocket because there's absolutely no reason for half the cast to be respecting their pronouns since they shouldn't even KNOW who they areso they should realistically either be calling pocket a he or a she because NO ONE uses they for someone they're speaking about who they got a clear visual on. if you didn't show the lore to someone off the street they'd just say pocket's an anime asian guy
>>574585540shadow strike
>Silver summer skin>She accidentally replace the smell of bourbon with wet dog when she went swimming
>>574589024Shadow Strike itself is awful but I wish Shadow Weave worked like it does instead of taking an active slot
>enemy leaves>2 people on my team leaveyeah crazy i love playing the emissary lottery of 1st game or 600th game
>>574586305Why is her leg leaking?
>>574587456>>574588369>>574588668what keys should i use
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1v10izj/my_mina_cosplay/why are yts like this
>>574590734>predditors whining in the comments about troon hate
dead general
lock general
>>574592276
why did deadflop flop so hard?
So in just under 5 months, Yoshijeet halved Deadlock's entire player count, and the next significant content update is coming out whenevergood job icenigger
Doesn't Apollo suck?Why the fuck does he make everyone seethe so hard?
>>574593236haha i stun you for 3 seconds every 10 seconds :)
>>574593236Three mobility/damage options that do fuckhuge damage.AoE slop mobility nuke. Parry that can teleport to and stun an UNRELATED enemy halfway across the map, stopping multiple ults on a short cooldown while having insane melee armor shred. Egregiously large nuking ult that hits around cover and walls and gives him a pseudo unstoppable that also doubles as a free mobility get out of jail free escape.He's not overpowered but his kit is so insanely overtuned and his abilities make him extremely unfun to play against.
>>574593236there is always a big gap between skill to elo gain ratio among heroesSince the riposte changes, this is the largest with apollo where you have to be very good to rank up with a hero with no free escape and less scaling. As a result, shitters get frustrated when they come across the apollo who actually works him well and snowballs correctly. Even if it happens rarely in their pubs, it is memorable to the shitter because that game feels like a stomp despite being clearly skill gapped
>>574587772Secret Floridian technique, metro trained there, build greens on carries because you will get focused also they are more efficient for trading
>>574593517>hero with no free escapes>apolloLiterally every single ability of his doubles as an escape and mobility tool wtf are you talking about
>>574593413>>574593431>>574593517yeah but he said Apollo was Hitlerthen he asked if i was blackdoes he not know Shiv exists?
>venator loads in>presses 2 in lane>heavy melee>gets parried>repeat 4 times until i parry and tell him how the game worksemissary people
lots of love for ivy
>>574587772You pretty much always have to go green on Seven if you don't snowball. 55% bullet res is great but if Yamato is nuking for 3k in 5 seconds with her wombo combo you have to get spirit res and some extra HP items
patch where
having a conditional ult cancelling stun on a 10 second cd is fine
what the fuck this is so overpowered!
>hit e5>instantly expected to baby sit phantom retards who will randomly decide to feed 10 kills to the enemy carry in laneoh so this is why people smurf...
>>574596128what the hell is smurfing supposed to do when that's every match ever
forsaken mmr mani had to solo mid boss twice because they apparently dont know what it is
>tanked my rank because I tried to learn new characters>now I can't climb back with my mainsAAAAAAAAAA
>>574578554it's retarded that this doesn't happen honestlyat the very least have like a pilar to the ground or something. or cancel their fucking momentum, no?
>>574597732join the club brothernew matchmaking is around the corner
>Shiv is never in team fights>Warden is fed but keeps initiating fights we can only win if they ARENT under walker>Only me and S*lver can do anything every teamfight>Eventually Warden starts just randomly jumping into 1v4's he cant win>We win a good fight>2 are down>Ping mid boss like 7 times>nobody listens>we lose a fight we 100% could have won had we taken midboss 3 minutes earlier>Warden complains that nobody is talkingholy fuck dude, you willingly ignored my pings to take mid then you get mad when we lose the game cause your dumb ass thought going 11/4 wins you a 1v6...These comeback mechanics are gay as fuck dude, they just punish the winning team until we fucking lose, it's not fun to objectively be in a game we should win through and through and then lose because if we dont get rift they get 7 SUPER TROOPERS BECAUSE THEY ARE 1K BEHINDit's asinine dude fuck you yoshi
>get 7 kills in lane as Apollogg
the super troopers are completely harmless to players and only serve as objective busters. the rift should also spawn 1-3 mage troops that have an AOE that works like t5 geist bomb
>>574598574would be based.These mage troopers should also instantly kill base towers and shrines and have the same range as Sharpshooter.hell, im surprised yoshi's dumbass hasnt added that already
>>574598574>let's put in even MORE aoeslop
>>574600225>mage troopers is the same as victor ult, pocket ult or paradox echo shard vortex web damage amp bombs
alright echo shard needs to gofuck this ivy aoe spirit slop perma stun untargetable bullshit
>keep seeing builds where you don't get an investment spike until early midgameare there characters that don't benefit as much from the spikes or something and just build a variety of item types because i see this more frequently than i'd expect
>>574601523they're trying to trick you into losing
>>574601219ivy stun is the bridge too far for you, not paradox bomb or haze dagger?
>>574601714>paradox bombjust walk away>hazereactive and spirit shield>ivy90% slow, root, alchemical fire, escalating into double stun that you cant do anything aboutyeah im going with ivy
>>574601714>you have to complain about literally every single thing simultaneously or it doesn't count
>>574601714or god forbid mirage tornado
>>574601886>just walk away*kinetic carbines u**swaps u*
>>574602174i just dont think paradox is that goodlow skill ceiling, high floor, 50% winrate hero that needs 100 games to be decent at
>some polish guy starts seething in voice after he loses us the game with a bad fight>sounds on the verge of tears>"kurwa"kwab
>>574602287paradox is quite good. she has one of the best objective contests in the game, clears camps faster than seven, has one of the best walls in the game.
>matchmaking is fucked>balance is fucked>insane network jitter every single game>feedback on anything completely ignored on the forumsI fail to see the point in any of this when everything gets worse and they don't even care about feedback anymore. just shut the playtest down then save some money on server upkeep and actually work on finishing the game
>>574602990works on my machine
YESSS PLEASE QUEUE INTO MY GAME AND THEN DISCONNECT 5 MINUTES LATER YESSSSS MAKE ME LOSE A GAME FOR NO FUCKING REASON THANK YOUUUUU
>>574602760why are we just completely lying? everything you just said is a lie. go into the sandbox and test it out if you want. none of that is true
>>574544323Grand Strategy (we control your country, your politicians are all backdoored)
What items do you wanna see reworked or modified? Personally, for me. Tankbuster. I think it should be a unique 3200 with no buildup, and change it to dealing pure damage. >whyIt already ignores Spirit Resistance and can always proc spirit burn as a direct result. This makes a lot of abilities that can’t normally proc it like Lash’s lash or mystic shot able to proc it when they really shouldn’t. Then add a new 6400 item that upgrades Mystic Burst called Spiritual Annihilation that ups the bonus damage to 100 and has no cooldown. Also grants spirit lifesteal and a little bit of spirit shred like 10 and 6 respectively.
>>574486248do doorman players all abuse bugs? just had one that was constantly sending us into bugged walls where you'd get thrown under the map and then fixed into the subways and underground. he got one of us into the tunnels and he had to unstick to get out and was immediately killed
im gonna be honest i have no idea what billy does i just trade into him and win 95% of the time
>>5746042156400 item with 100 flat damage on a 14s cooldownretard
>>574604656
>>574604656It would be pretty bad on a 14 second cooldown that’s why I said it should just not have a cooldown as a way to get a little more damage on hard hitting late game spirit nukers like Geist or Yamato or Apollo
dear god, something needs to be done with refresher victor.>Dies>revives with all his HP>Dies>revives with all his HP>Dies (with rejuv)>revives with all his HP>Repeat every like 2 minutes
>>574604523me either, i click his head, hold the S key, and use stamina to dodge attacks and he cant do anything unless his team is there
>>574604748ok, you're right, it just does 100 flat damage, 2, maybe 3 times a fight, against that shiv with 5k hp who's bleeding you for 500/s and about to blast you across the map with a 3k nuke
>>574604859Wrong. Something needs to be done with refresher.
>>574604859literally just ignore himhe doesn't do shit
Had my first difficult Graves game, I get why people say she's shit now. If she gets focused down you can really hinder her effectiveness by killing her before teamfights and she's very weak alone so there's some babysitting needed before she gets shorter ults. But then when she hits ult she starts snowballing fast with constant lane pressure and zombies swarming around your team to hurt frontliners. She's shit right now, don't get me wrong, but you need to be able to work within Graves' limitations and coordinate your minions to overwhelm enemies. Perfect lich character; physically weak, but the moment they get their spells off you're in for a rough time.
>>574604954Geist can proc it every 3 seconds just with her 3, can proc on multiple people with it even. Her bomb every 7 seconds also probably on multiple people. Yamato multiple times in 5 seconds, Apollo can proc it 6 times if he does his full combo, Calico burst combo also adding 300-400 damage, Shiv would love this item. Holiday would also love this item. Anyone with high base damage but bad scaling would get more value out of this than boundless, and heroes that do buy boundless it would be their second best damage option. Only heroes like Kelvin or Seven who do more DPS than burst would want Escalating actually.
hello i am a rape victim
>>574606192canon
>3/11 Silver in my green lane as our only frontline vs. Billy ViktorHmmm... I wonder if I won that game
>>574606327Literally what do you do as Silver vs Victor
>>574606297this really bothers me with the age gap and how the whitoids colonized south ixia
>>574606768he's 16, he's legal
>>574605984Yoshi here, heard loud and clear but we're going to listen to the reddit/twitter crowd instead and nerf her some more!
>>574606768it's ok because ixians are known to enjoy human cock
>rends you for 1400 damagenothing personnel kid
>citadel_region_override 1does this still work if i'm russian and wanna play without russians?the servers aren't that bad, a lot of the people are chill, but i'd like to play with foreigners tooi get them once in a blue moon
When are they adding a dragon hero do I can evil maxx properly?
>>574606920holiday barrels do 1k each and she has 4 of them
>>574607109And hopefully they nerf both
>>574607109holiday barrels do not do 1k each
What elo does lighting scroll graves stop working?
>>574607250Nightshift 7
how do you unlock green rem after beating the walker stage 4 in the pve update?
>>574606642Maybe don't go 3/11 in her lane?
What elo does Diviner's Kevlar warden stop working?
>>574606182anon buy sharpshooter + weighted shots on doorman and shoot abrams in the head and you will realize what a nothingburger 100 damage really is
>>5746089831/7th of your health early game is nothing bro
>>574607886Anything short of her being laughably ahead is a losing fight
>>574606642stop being a fucking furnigger and play a real character
>haha DOOD I'm playing Page... WITH GUN ITEMS! XD The enemy team is absolutely not going to expect that lol!!! Dood dood I got MVP!!! Even if I only bought rapid rounds then made a regular Page build and leeched assists off my Victor! I'm such a quirky little chungus uwu
so is it not possible to talk shit in this game without getting comms banned? I've gotten 2 in a week this shit is gay as fuck. I thought it would be more like CS2 where you can say whatever, but it seems more like league where saying idiot can get you banned
>>574610229trans game trans rules chud
>>574582271Make everyone do 50% less damage so teamfights aren't over in 3 seconds from burstslop.
>>574610229i literally type "TND" at the start of matches, call caligo and wraith niggers, mirage a sandnigger, silver a furnigger, etc etc etc and have never been com banned, wtf are you doing?
>erm since Deadlock is still in beta and doesn't have a dedicated competitive queue that means I don't have to put any effort whatsoever into the game>like... bro... you care about winning? Bro you're so unemployed. People with jobs obviously don't care about their leisure time being sabotaged>going 0/10 before any guardians go down just means I can spend more time posting painfully unfunny zoomer maymays on allchat
>>574610392I dunno, I guess faggots keep reporting me because I call them dogshit when they are 1-8 on infernus
>>574609562>6400 item>early game
so tired of scourge meta
>>574610229>>574610392>start match>some dynamo: "whatttzzz up nigaaazzzz">black guy playing victor: "aww hell nah man, this white boy LARPin as a black guys man, you can't be like that bruh">i type "its all incomprehensible babble to me">black guy pissed off "oh so it all sounds like gibberish right? we just talkin crazy right" thinking i'll back down>use "Affirmative!" voiceline>black dude: "that's wild cuz">match goes by, all walkers dead, pretty even split>dynamo dies in a teamfight without using ult>black guy unprompted: "white boy down, you cant be sayin it with a "Z" at the end, you gotta be sayin "Niggaaa", like with an 'A'">I type: "What about with a 'R'?">black dude no response>black dude left the lobby>we end up stealing mid and winning the game without himDiversity is our strength!
Argentinians being real uppity in my Remling Sinner simulator game general
>>574610526You captured these people exactly what I imagine them looking like
THIS HERO IS NOT BALANCED I THINK BUT THATS JUST ME
https://old.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1v10izj/my_mina_cosplay/okay i changed my mind deadlock is not a dead game it's getting some cosplays
>>574610024If I can manage to go 0 deaths on Silver in lane then he can tooThe problem is he wasn't buying any fucking greens so he fell over to a light breeze.
Healbane?
>>574612504no i think it was the enemy bebop running it down
>>574612627I don't understand how people who don't go their green spike end up in my gamesSaw a haze with literally 0 vitality or spirit items 12 slotted
>>574612816Yeah idk. Silver bought his first green at his 6th slot-ish, Healbane, and then another at 8th-ish, Phantom Strike.Like we can't be serious
>>574610526its true though, who cares? are you making money? no? the shut the fuck up and enjoy your videogame
>>574612816Bro I just have to play better. If I don't get caught then not having any greens doesn't matter :)
>>574610635Learn the optimal box patterns
>get Victor graves dynamo haze infernus in my team>wow finally an easy win>meanwhile, 3.8 light years away>one star goes supernova and collapses into a neutron star>the cataclysmic explosion sends neutrinos across the vacuum of space at superluminal speeds>beams of invisible energy pass through earth, perfectly angled to strike through my teammates's heads and causing severe, irreparable brain damage>lose
>>574614140>graves>easy winwut
>doors>takes setup>borderline meme strat of tossing people into a walker (weakest turret across all MOBAs)>repeatedly gets nerfed>Hotel Guest>uninteractive point and click>can only be countered with T4 items>annoying even if you've mastered movement tech and can reliably escape>repeatedly gets buffedI don't understand the balancing philosophy here
>keep catching enemy Rem with 1.5k+ baglol
Oh boy I'm about to get a double kill! I sure hope my teammate Sinclar doesn't show up and uses a spell to reduce their hitboxes and gives them increased movement speed so they can escape!
>>574614906skill issue
>>574614906No sinclair we are not allowing rabbit hex downplay of any kind around here
>>574614906this but doorman
>>574614579>walker>weakest turret across all mobasleague opinion detected, ignored
When are they gonna split Street Brawl stats from regularI don't like my trolling games fucking up my hero stats
>>574615490>turretthat's all you need to hear to know its a retarded league of legends player.and weakest lmaothey don't understand that you protect towers, not towers protecting you.its why they never make use of tower auras to win fights
>>574615545Oh and I forgot>you can use le third party sitesNo. Ingame. I want it ingame.
>stop playing for a week or two since victor was buffed>occasionally think of deadlock but realize every game will be bad so dont play it againNot a single fun thing that will happen if I play. The heroes are boring, it all comes down to which team isnt afk jungling. No strategy matters except death balling then doing boss
>>574615731all third party sites related to rank, builds, and patches should be DMCA'd, regardless of whether information is provided by the developer, for every online game in existence
>look at haze account on statlocker>had an s+ performance ranking in the match>she was on a previous loss streak where she performed at a d+ - e ranking consistently>she’s actually 2 ranks higher than I am>inspect my team’s statlocker rank>they’re one or two lower ranks than I am>check haze’s team in the match>equal rank to heryuuuuuuup. This game doesn’t have any sort of EOMM whatsoever. No siree.
>>574615490>>574615729rent-free
>>574616747Statlocker thinks I'm like 9 ranks away from where I am ranked in game, bro.
>>574616747statlocker ranks are all made up
i hope the matchmaking update is:>actual eomm>if you lose a game you get put into a bot game like marvel rivals>banning anyone who says slurs
>you see me on the lane>you try to escape>punch you into guardian>punch you into walker>punch you into مُحَمَّد وَكَرِيم>punch you into AWOOOOOO>punch you into wraith/haze ult>punch you into dwifter>punch yo- *parried*>punch you again>punch you into my team again>and again
>Apollo hits me>I type "harder, daddy~" in chat>He replies "what the fuck">Apollo leaves the gamePsychological warfare, lads.
>>574608983The item should be a niche way to add damage when you've capped out your ability to otherwise gain in damage and want more, and are playing a pure spirit hero. This item would be pretty bad on Lash, that's ok, it should be. He'd still be able to add ~200 damage to his kit on initiation and every ~10 seconds thereafter. Holiday would get a lot of extra damage, Geist, a lot of extra damage, Apollo, a lot of extra damage. You're really underselling the fact it's just adding a flat 100 damage every time you throw out spirit damage that hits for over 200. Count out how many times Apollo or Geist is hitting a hero in a teamfight and then add 100 damage onto each and every type and you're easily hitting an extra couple thousand in a fight with this. It would also proc on Mystic Shot, also proc on Spirit Burn proccing, it would proc twice on every single hero Shiv hits with a dash AND the followup repeat dash and that guy can chain it 4+ times in a fight easy. +100 damage per ability is roughly 50%-200% of real the value of Spiritual Overflow, heavily dependent upon the character getting it. Assume 1.2 Spirit Scaling with 65 raw spirit and tier 3 in the Dash for +50 raw damage. This gets you to 203 base damage on the dash. Boundless gets you 30 Raw Spirit then an additional 15%, with your 65 Spirit you get 95, then 14.25 for 109 total Spirit. This takes your ability damage from 203 per dash to 333. A 130 damage upgrade. Contrast to proposed Spiritual Annihilation, you would get +100 flat damage and 6% Spirit Armor Shred. The item proposed is designed to NOT be better than Boundless, but rather more supplemental to it, and specifically for people who have poor scaling. For instance, Mina is all about Burst, but jer scaling is poor. Her base numbers are pretty high though.
>>574614579Walker's are weak not because they don't do damage when they hit you but because they rarely fucking hit you. All their damage is % hp based and chunks fucking HARD but you have to be a mongoloid to actually ever take serious damage from them. They really should have a much larger activation range, or activate much faster, or the fucking fire throwing animation should take 0.5 seconds and not 4 seconds before they start fucking shooting oh my god. They also should never throw fire unless 5+ enemies are present within 20 meters of them. Them throwing a bunch of dot on the ground against a single hero is utterly retarded game design.
>>574618835>tankbuster shouldn't be procced from mystic shot>while this new item without cd shouldwut
>>574616901
>>574619185Tankbuster is pure damage, you can proc it and thus Spirit Burn even if the enemy has 100% Spirit Resistance. This only procs if it does more than 200 after resistances are applied. Mystic Shot itself also has its own CD.
I think infinite scaling mechanics and unique hero-specific scaling is bad for game design and bad for player mentality in said game. I think if there were zero infinite scaling mechanics the game would be better and easier to balance.
Is this item a meme? It seems strictly worse than Knockdown
Nerf Ivy
>>574620269It's for the AoE ults that need CC to be most effective and also to disrupt enemy ults. Good on anything with a big hit also good on anything that already CC's. This + Infernus ult is just fucking mean, but it's really damn good on Warden ult, on Haze ult, on McGinnis ult. The question is just is it better than other options?
>>574619491dude I see your passion for the item, and it sounds good for lategameHowever, it will never see light of day because these nigger devs don’t add content to this stale ass gameYou could make a forum post I guess
I've arrived at the conclusion that i'll never be good at this game and will never surpass Ascendant simply because my mental is not good. I just get so fucking mad at everything in this game dude, i play two matches and i'm furious even if i'm winning
>>574621717The game being horribly unbalanced probably doesn't help
>>574621789Nah its honestly on me. I know for a fact that i should be opening my mic for comms, i know i should be saying "don't worry guys we still got this" but i'll always be the guy calling my 0/8 wraith a stupid nigger, even though i know for a fact that actively reduces my chances of winning
>>574621898you can target your rage in more logical ways, for example, i've realized deaths before about 18 mins literally don't matter so i don't give a shit how bad my laners dobut when the venator pushes solo at 25 mins and we autolose the game i'll still call him a nigger you know?
>eido left MLCOh hell nah. This dude was all like>We're going to make MLC like SKT T1
>>574623103Someone here posted a screen cap that not only did that fag leave he left without saying a single word and the guy thought he was his friend. How evil are people
>>574593929Anon did you make this lmaomore
>>574623103he's making an asian only team
>>574621717try therapy
>>574621898>fragile mental>extreme racistEvery time
>eidos dream team is half of the team that destroyed MLCWhat a strange choice
>>574623908By 4chan standards i'm left-leaning, if anything. I'm not a racist at all, its just that sometimes you gotta call someone a nigger
>>574619073>manage to get an enemy under walker>it doesn't stomp>it doesn't laser>it throws fire doing nothing>free kill is gone and enemy escapesor >enemy kills you and takes the walker that won't attack them
>>574612504This has to be an incredibly low rank match given these builds
Apollo is my favorite ride
>>574621898>>574623908I consider myself to have a very strong will even thought I will throw if I get called out or insulted.Why does this make me strong willed?Because I will do it at the slightest thing at the earliest time.You call me an idiot for missing an orb or something minor and the entire team is muted and I'm boxing/farming til match end. It's patience like a rock.
>>574620269It's great on Silver.
>>574624562Just turn off voice chat bro its way better that wayAside from the team shitter calling you shit in text right as the game is ending but you get key player so the insult means nothing
>shit game, shit happens man>def not my best performance, kept overcommitting>rest of the team is at the very least trying to play to win and I'm doing my best with what I'm being given so vibes are a-ok>suddenly abrams starts crying in allchat about wanting to forfeit, switches to team chat to complain about the team, then silver and I's K/D>runs directly into our patron and then dies>all I do is point out he's dead atm>but your K/D, seven is OP (?), you suck>I say "but you died on abrams">game ends>get a few comms or whatever>close gameWhy are people's mentals so fragile? No I don't wanna lose but if I'm gonna lose I'll try to do it gracefully instead of whining like a slapped bitch in heat.
>>574624715It makes the game more boring if I perma mute everyone. I do occasionally get funny players or actual good shot callers every now and then. I think those times outweigh the bad.
>>574624756ok now explain what trans cooldown does
>>574624957More Infuser uses
>>574624815I did like those moments as well but they're rare and as a schizoid its not worth putting up with listening to tarb babble most of the time
>>574624756everything he said is true
>>574624305Worse than a racist, you're an edgy redditor
>>574612504>dogshit Ven build>MERC MAG MINA HOLY SHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOO>Cancerlow dynamo stomp build that isn't viable above fucking emissary you have no idea what is balanced or not, ritualist-kun.
>you will now remember 500 souls infuser>you will now remember 500 souls infuser spirit abrams>you will now remember 500 souls infuser mirage
>queue bebop>don't get bebop>this is my bebop
exploding people with mystic shot on spirit drifter is really funny i understand why people are bandwagoning it now
>>574624756You were in the wrong
>>574626351>does 1000 damage>runs away so they can heal it backheh that'll teach 'em to mes with dwiftuh
>>574626330>haze stolen from me>dude is running jewtuber spirit build>goes 2/12>my average is ~10/3 with a proper gun buildi started soft-throwing my ascendant games when i dont get her, fuck you yoshi you nigger where is the match making fix
Really enjoy how in Street Brawl an enhanced Trophey Collector allows for 99 stacks.I rarely see matches get 15+ kills for a team but neat.
>>574626537>>574626330It is probably worth investing in at least learning the 3 characters you play or if you don't like the 2 find 2 you do like.If you cannot find 3 stop playing.
>>574626492>stay in geist's face so she can swap you to full hpheh that'll teach 'em to mes with seekuh
>>574626665nah fuck you and your shitlow opinion, i play the character i enjoy or i throw your match, deal with it
>>574626712kek'd
>>574626330>that purple barGOT SOMETHING ON YA MATE
>>574626712What I'm saying is you did nothing.You're bragging about doing nothing.>>574626745you probably would have thrown on haze anyways, bad players are always one tricks
>>574626409I was in the wrong, yes, but then he started crying like a child
>>574624756>lowest obj on sevenafk farming =/= good farming
>>574626801thanks for your input arcanist, i'll just keep playing haze in ascendant/eternus however and you can be the cuck who "fills" once the new matchmaking comes out
>>574625878What's wrong with Venator's build?
>>574626537How is the matchmaking fix going to change this, you're still going to be competing for the #1 pickrate hero.
>>574627007they'll also nerf the fuck out of her knife (never should've listened to that streamer faggot in the first place) and hopefully put her back to mid-range pick
>>574626849What's a better way of farming on Seven then? I spent a lot of that game killing camps and hitting boxes to make up for a rough lane
>>574627007update may let you one trick heros who knows
3200 souls item that once you've been CC'd the next CC within 10 seconds is automatically blockedbalanced/broken/shit?feel like it'd delete ult bot haze and pair really well with indomn
THE HIDDEN KING CUMS FOR US
>>574626801In any other situation you stay and kill them because they aren't playing the hero with an uno reverse swap the purpose of the webm wasn't to show epic frags it was just to show the burst output of spirit drifter I hope this helps autistbro
>>574626330I get it though. Bebop is the hardest character in the entire game.
>>574627106push wave outif the enemies are occupied elsewhere hit the towerif not move back to your side of the map, farming along the wayrepeatObviously you have to know what your hero can get away vs their heros so you know when to play safe vs push your luck but you should always be looking to apply map pressure.
>>574627248>instead of doing anything useful I'm going to attack the one character I cannot kill then clip it and act superior
what is the name for the type of player who will die in lane then play hyper aggressive in an attempt to make up for their death only to continue to die anywayi don't know how you can be so tilted to where i told him we can contest midboss if he ults and stuns the room and instead he goes off in jungle and tries to fight the fucking abramslow prio is something else
>>574627158both redundant and broken. don't expect any less cc from yoshi, in fact the game will become even more cc heavy with the next two content patches
>>574627535>escalating resilience on infernusarchonPROPHETS...
>>574627546You will buy dispel magic, unstoppable, and indom on every hero regardless of drafts.
>>574627736>>574627546Ice frog loves this shit. He gets off whenever someone buys a BKB.
>>574627632this matchmaking update can not come soon enough
>>574627946unironically, what if they just straight up lifted statlockers ranking system?
>>574627984>our shit system sucks>what 0used that equally shitty system instead>great idea gay ben
>>574627480>>instead of doing anything usefuli dunno personally i thought running towards the nearest heartbeat is how you are supposed to play drifter but I could be wrong or maybe there is a trick to know when the heartbeat belongs to geist idk
>>574627984ppl would just damage pad
>>574628135>lowest souls on the team>that build>up 60k and bragging>bragging about stealing a kill too
>>574628135Why do people still play warden he does no damage now
>>574628291That Infernus, despite being full health against the 1/3rd HP Warden was going to lose. You can see him cower behind the pillar.
>>574628294I couldn't tell you, I stopped playing him since they made him bad, but have left Shiv and Pocket overpowered for months.
>>574626351>>574628135I tried playing this shit today and it is a very fun assassin playstyle. Allah smite me for drawing this connection but it feels like playing Rengar
>>574627984considering he was the same rank as me i don't think it would make much of a difference
>>574628291>hey guys spirit drifter is really funny>OMG YOU'RE FUCKING BRAGGING! YOU'RE BRAGGING RIGHT NOW! YOU DIDN'T EVEN KILL THAT GUY!I'm sorry copegod I will make sure to clip every single kill next time
>>574628410Well he was 2/3rd HP there until mystic shot did a full 1/3
STOP MATHCING ME WIiTH NEW PLAYERS VALVEI AM SOLO CARRYING GAMES
>>574629058everyone else quit
CQ/Point Blank on Graves, yes or no?
>>574629193I used to run it when Graves was playable and her gun worked. Not anymore.
another one
>>574582271Revert the item shop update. That would go a long way.Also get rid of Decay, straight up.
>>574629305Nice
>>574624756wtf is that abrams build?that nigga allergic to resistances or something?
>>574582271That's not a real criticism, you're projecting your personal frustrations onto the game's design.
>>574582271remove all the overtuned bullshit on ivy for starters
>>574604215Tankbuster should be removed. Mystic burst is fine as a t1 without upgrade.
>>574604215>Personally, for me. Tankbuster.just fucking revert it to max HP, that's all you need to do.
finally. the last deadlock thread. goodbye everyone and thanks for playing
Just realized this post implied it's not even all coming out at once. The fucking devs are going to release some minor dogshit patch and then still have months between the others. LMAO
>>574585697>implying graves and silver arent generic gacha slop goon tier heroes
Gachas have better designs than floplock, anyways.
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>come to gank a lane as bebop to increaase my trophy stacks and get guardian>engage enemy>get 1, die>notice my teammate has left the lane and went to my lane>"i thought you wanted to swap lane"this is at like 10 min, the guy has 700 hours in deadlockyeah we lost the game, yeah he had the worst stats by far
>>574631483>Matchmaking this week maybe>Two week gap at minimum>Some sort of item update>Two week gap at minimum>Content updateSee you in October vro
>>574631686theniceolet
>>574631686because asian countries aren't run by negro-worshipping troons
>>574631582>Projecting
>>574627984i get B+ in games where i was feeding but still farmed objective damage
>>574631686They really dont. They all start to blend together>>574632059Not every female character needs to be a porn addicts idea of a woman. Sorry.
>>574632381>ermmm yeah the necromancer hero is a schoolgirl with perfect makeup >totally not for coomer pedo creeps btw
>>574632638>Doubling down on his projection
the last /dlg/ ever...
im afraid of making a new thread because someone else might make one at the same time
I would make a new thread but I am playing marvel rivals instead
i'd make one but i literally do not have a single deadlock image saved
how do i decide between fortitude or veil walker
>>574633909If you want to be a fat pig you pick fortitude if you want to go faster and jump people pick veil walker
>>574633851there are about 150 images in this thread brother
>>574633909are you haze, bebop or drifter? go veil
>>574634049my statement still stands
>>574634094lazy shits, didn't even update the edition
>>574603594>he doesnt know about echo shart bombs on T3 campslmao
