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>Global Game News
NEW PATCH
https://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skills
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

Current Scenario: Trackblazer
Current Rate Up: Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky

Current CM: Leo Cup - Nakayama Turf 1200m Sprint/Right/Summer/Sunny/Firm
Current Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 1

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg (embed)
07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/1200
07/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 1
07/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky
07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 2
07/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello
07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 3
07/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event
07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Fine Motion (3* alt)
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)
Starting guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Race Analysis Tool & CM Data
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs
Race Simulator
https://umalator.app
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Stories Archive
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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>>574801029
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jiggie is still down
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Baby Making Palma Sex
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>>574801029
thought this was the other Light
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Digitan LOVE
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New lore implications.
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https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator/support-gacha
give it a try!
last time it took me 800 pulls to get mlb Tachyon, got 11 copies of Light Hello btw
did it again and mlb'd Tachyon in 300, fuck these asinine rates
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>>574801230
>horse girls were used in war
H-hot
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I already ate a bad lowroll during the Kitasan rerun, where in one spark, I got
>one (1) Kita
>a guts Spe
>a guts Ass Wonda
I'm still more annoyed at the amount of SSRs rather than the quality. Surely, with 2 and with 110+ pink tickets, technically 3 sparks set up, I can't repeat that.
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Avoid snacking on banners.
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>>574801510
I snacked on banners before now..
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>>574801281
It doesn't even have helios
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>>574801141
there are gacha strategies for inbetween spenders, for some ungodly reason uma musume just doesn't use them. at least not currently in global.
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>>574801230
Well i mean... they outright bring up the hundred years war in her career so...
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Leo Cup 2 status?
https://poal.me/g0mq58
https://poal.me/g0mq58
https://poal.me/g0mq58

This was a rough CM so this win feels amazing
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>>574801510
> Need to get Ramonu, Wit Burboun and the pace wit card
I can surely skip speed cards if I have Kitasan Maru and Tachyon right?
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>>574801510
Rolling Tachyon into Pasa and then not rolling speed cards until Almond Eye.
Ramonu into Rudolf, I will skip on Mackers, get 0LB on ancestors and die.
Already have Creek, won't roll stamina until Shakur.
Inshallah my pulls remain fine and in motion.
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>>574801281
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>>574801510
But anon, I need Aston Machan.
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>>574801029
Light Hello deep tongue kissing me and making me taste her sake-flavored saliva
Light Hello making me spurt for hours between her giant tits until I pass out
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Help me, /umama/. I want an uma wife, but I don't want my wife to be bisexůal.
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>>574801029
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>>574801281
wow, now what do I do with my 2 pity??
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>>574801763
Pretty much. Doesn't sound or look like they release better speed cards than those three for a while.
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>>574801763
>I can surely skip speed cards if I have Kitasan Maru and Tachyon right?
Not Pasa, but every other speed card until Still, yeah you can
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>>574802131
Wasted your luck on a simulator award
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oh...fast learner makes all of your skills cheaper?
EVERY single one?
I thought it gave you an an increased chance of getting skills hints after winning races
I didnt know it did all that
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Mr Loseria
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>>574802264
good, I need a reason to crash out and get /uma/'s attention
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RulerPLAP
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>>574802183
Is it just a better stats card or does Pasa have anything unique?
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>>574801281
never ever
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>>574802332
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Uma wives who would love a failure like me?
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>>574802332
Mommy.
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>>574802461
None.
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>>574802461
None.
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>>574801281
Lol
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>>574802461
Matikanetannhauser
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>>574802461
King Halo
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>MLB SR Sweepy
>1LB SSR Sweepy
which one should I run in my deck?
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>>574802097
I want to embrace my trainee like this, but due to multitude of mental health issues I cannot see biséxual women as women, which ruins the fantasy for me.
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>>574802332
Breeding Sow
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>>574802279
How new?
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>>574802656
LB0 SSSSR Real Mage Sweepy
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>>574802708
haha...
since EN release
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>>574801510
Has this guy made any longer timelines? I want to sort of look ahead
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I swear this track is cursed
It doesn't matter my trainee or stats I've had more gigajobs here than anywhere else since it came out
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Gomen, Falco
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>>574802575
Here's the most realistic results posted yet
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my HISTORY
*uh yeah*
my VICTORY
*yea*
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23 hours left?!
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>>574801510
I already regret pulling on smaru (I went to pity without getting a single copy)
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>>574801230
I'm scared.
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>>574802949
Hahaha what dumbass
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>>574801281
My luck will be bad regardless because I know the game detects that my account has 3 rainbow crystals so its only going to give me 1 Tachyon and Light Hello through pity only
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>>574802461
>"No matter how bad you were, this racer will forgive and comfort you before spoiling you rotten."
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>>574802992
THE RAPED
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>>574803035
why are you bullying me...
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>>574802992
meant for>>574801281
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>>574802992
>more copies of cafe than Tachyon
MARKED
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I'm ready to blow my load on light hello
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>>574803051
this but the game detects I play so much they can give me bad rolls because they know I'll keep playing regardless
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>>574801281
PLEASE BE REAL
PLEASE BE REAL
PLEASE BE REAL
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>>574802949
Point and laugh at this guy
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>574803253
do you use a rainbow crystal in this situation?
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why are you retards wasting your luck on a simulator
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>>574802429
you just wasted all your luck nonny
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>>574803367
Ejaculating between Tarumae's tits
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>>574802461
Super Creek
Haru Urara
Sirius Symboli (just to bully you more)
Rice Shower
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>>574803367
To ease the nerves
Everyone was on edge about whether they would be able to or not, but the odds are pretty good
This is better than spending the next 24 hours stressed out and worried
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>>574803351
I would since there is no real value in copies of lh past 2lb
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>>574801510
I snacked too much... Need to keep buying the annoying daily carat shit
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>>574803367
You're not wasting your luck because you get nothing from using it. If you got any real reward, yes, you're wasting your luck.
If you go and do a parent run now, and you get 3 power or all the looped skills, that's wasting your luck. This here is a communal jerkoff, just getting us off on this website.
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nice thread
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>>574803367
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>he thinks the published numbers are accurate
lmeow
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>>574803504
>the odds are pretty good
literally doesnt matter when you can get giga fucked no matter what the "odds" are
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>>574802371
She gives a choice of 2 golds, between Prof of Curv and Check. Which is a very good pace/late accel on some tracks. She also has an all stat bonus for her unique effect and 2 SP bonus.
Those are the unique things otherwise it's just better stats yeah. So I guess you could maybe skip her if you really wanted to for some reason.
But she is on the scenario tax banner for L'Arc and comes with 100 free pulls. So of all the things to skip she'd be an odd choice
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Kiseki I'm sorry for not rolling for you, I'll get you soon.
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>>574801510
Is doing daily pulls considered as snacking?
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>>574803558
I already got most of the looped skills
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>>574803552
Anyon get in a better club...
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>>574803658
Thanks
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>>574803065
kek
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when are we getting new discounted carat packs
I'm running low on my dailies fund
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>run through entire first year
>almost halfway through second year
>get Maverick from Riko
>Give Up
it's so fucking tiresome...
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>>574803552
stop spending money on game that doesnt respect your money. 7 dollars for 2% an mlb card is disgusting.
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>>574803572
thanks shichi, nice threads!
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>>574803863
dumbass gambler, on a parent run no less
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almost time to discover if i'll play GL or do the bare minimun for 4 months
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>>574803650
This is stupid.
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You all look the same to me.
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>>574803974
fuck you I ALWAYS gamble
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>>574804036
he's probably had to spark (or triple spark for cards) the majority of the banners he's gone in on
like me
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>>574803681
no unless you're putting in $7 a month and doing it in every banner like an animal
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>>574804053
even without images some of our avatarfags are easily identifiable
I miss turboposter
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>>574804036
Yeah well me getting a single bakushin speed ssr in 200 pulls on the riko/rice banner was also stupid but it happened. Once bitten twice shy
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>>574803504
> The next 24 hours
Who even is finishing their pulls before all the free pulls are out? No wonder there's so many people salty about "whales"
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>>574804137
Who am I?
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>>574804176
How many free pulls are we getting ?
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i want to fuck umamusumes
maybe even ningens
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>>574804126
yeah I daily pull every single day on every single banner no matter how garbage it is what about it
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>>574803367
There's too ways to look at it, keep rolling on the sim until you get a sick roll, or keep rolling until you meet a draught. Whichever hypes you up more mentally
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>>574804137
Which one is NTrfag
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>>574804273
>maybe even ningens
fucking disgusting
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what am i rolling for tonight i forgot
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>>574804273
>maybe even ningens
Riko get off the computer
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How many free rolls we getting, 50?
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>>574804435
Riko call me
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>>574804504
As far as we know 60. They might change it to 100, but we'll know when they announce it in game
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>>574804504
it's obviously 100 but the islanders will chimp out at you for daring to say so early.
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>GL isn't today, but still tomorrow
let me innnnn
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my new glasses from zenni arrived with a scratch on the lens already
does this count as bad luck that will transfer to good gacha luck
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Huh
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>>574804735
return them you will ruin your eyes if you use them
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>>574802656
Probably SR.
SSR has no initial friendship, which is pretty rough in GL
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>>574804735
it counts as bad luck that will transfer to me smooching and comforting blind Grass
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>>574803681
scamchas are unironically a better use of your money
guaranteed SSR/3* instantly vs maybe or maybe not one SSR every 2/3 months
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>>574804735
>budget glasses brand
i wear 60€ contacts but those are still some lowball prices
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>>574803552
>McQueen
>Dia
>Earth
dumbass
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The Leo Cup concerts are disappearing soon and some trainers seemed to have skipped them because they were too busy to watch their trainees. You can do them a favor by recording it for them!
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This on everyone
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Is L'Arc the great filter where smart savers and whales start getting way ahead of impulse spenders and casuals?
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>>574804735
the lens should be cheaply made just replace it
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>>574801510
Why isn't Wit Teio listed here?
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Any ERP tonight?
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You know when you think about it if I just get the umas I want to pull for in the first few multis instead of going to pity every time then I can squeeze more cuties into my pull plan.
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Reminder if you log in between reset and new banners tomorrow your first free 10 pull will be on cafe/sky and not the GL banner
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>>574801741
Despite the fact that I won in Graded A I still feel bad for beating the third place Nishino by a nose due to both my Camping Taiki and Oguri ended up TPulse sniping her, Hell I don't even know how I got into a 10k lobby to begin with.
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>>574805040
It's the great filter where lates are finally good
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>In Rura's career, Victoire Pisa can be seen "burned out" after Dubai World Cup
My angel nyoooooo...
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>>574805040
That is two banners
Maybe three if you are ditching Creek
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>>574803678
Groove's gene make out the best baddies
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>>574805110
good thing I'm not in a tryhard club
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>>574805040
You know SoE is a lot better than Creek but if she only has 6 months to live before Shakur as a stamina card I can see why people are saying skip (assuming you have Creek)
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>>574805040
No, actually that's Mecha/Twink Legends
non-hoarders won't be able to MLB 3 human rights cards in a row (shakur-rudolf-almond eye)
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>>574805141
>meta uma 1
>meta uma 2
>Gee I wonder why I have a high win rate
NIGGER SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP
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>>574805016
It's on my looping list
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>>574805016
thanks for the heads up, will try to loop it into a dirt parent
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>>574805075
yeah me and creek (i am roleplaying as her googoo baby
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>>574801281
this is probably the strongest gaslight in the thread
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>>574805040
Think a lot of people with Creek will skip SoE. Whether that's a good idea or not.
Probably everyone but late mains are going to skip Dura, because she's on the Diamond banner.
So it's not as bad as it looks there
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>>574802429
god can you imagine how ecstatic we'd be if that was our luck tomorrow? fuck me
>mlb Light Hello, mlb Tachyon in 200 pulls
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>>574805321
I have a ~70% rate in Round 1 and a flat 50% rate in Round 2 so how in God's name is that high (unless I'm having some misconception of a "high win rate")? And isn't regular Taiki strictly better than Camping Taiki to begin with?
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sex with my chud neet son
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>>574805604
Is Sounds of Earth like Pasa is to KSB?
When would you ever run two stam cards..
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copeano brickey is so fucking sexy it's driving me astray
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>>574805646
would unironically cum, no hands, all over my keyboard
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>>574801741
You are still on that high huh, congrats bwo
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>>574805764
Stam cards are inherently less valuable because you use them half of the time or even less
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>>574805225
Except you use both SoE and Shakur for long slop
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>>574805764
SoE is the direct powercreep, yes. She has sp bonus in addition to better stat output and she also has much better skills.
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does 1.5anni come with a half tp event
these looping runs are draining my carats
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Last chance to watch Ms Victoria.
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>>574805948
Yes
Waow
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>>574805868
not worth 400-600 pulls, I have mlb creek I'm not pulling for her. I need wit and speed cards to strengthen my shitty deck, only non-welfare SSR speed card I have is Kitasan, and no Finemo
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jiggie is back baby
https://jiggie.fun/0jmGY1
>https://jiggie.fun/0jmGY1
https://jiggie.fun/0jmGY1
>https://jiggie.fun/0jmGY1
https://jiggie.fun/0jmGY1
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Heterosexual uma wives who would love a failure like me?
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>>574805040
I'm rolling only 3 of those cards
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>>574805564
She's so gorgeous..
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>>574806032
Whether or not she is worth the pulls is for you to decide. Just aanswered that anon's question as to where she stands. She is a good card and hard to borrow because you're most likely borrowing whatever card gives you your long accel (like opera or cafe wit for pace/late)
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Why isn't spark locking in yet? All I need is fucking Medium on my Tachyon.... I can easily roll the whites I need but it's an rng fest on the pink spark
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>>574805812
Congrats on your second plat NTR anon.
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>my trainee showed up with another man
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>>574805356
Good luck with your MANT runs lmao
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>>574805667
>femcel daughterwife
>chud neet sonwife
which way western man
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>>574806076
Air Groove
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>>574806204
Thanks, but allow me to correct you, it is 8 plats in global.
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>>574806273
how did you know
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>>574805948
What do you got so far
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GL right after MANTenance, right?
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>>574805649
OG is ~90% of the performance for 10% of the effort compared to Camping
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Just save all the paid carats you get from monthly pass and selectors and get the cards you want in the step up gacha
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>>574806415
no
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Can THH / spirit wit proc off your unique?
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>>574806189
yeah. If I had spare 600 rolls I'd definitely do it, but Wit Bourbon is my next target, assuming I can actually MLB Ramonu in 400 pulls without wasting too many crystals.
I'm saving 600 for Pasa because she's important and I want that 94% mlb chance.
FUCK IT'S 24 HOURS UNTIL TACHYON I HAVEN'T PULLED SUPOKA SINCE KITASAN RERUN AND I'M JUST NOW REMEMBERING WHY I HATE PULLING SUPOKA
I HATE IT I HATE I HATE IT YADA YADA YADA
the game could just say
>fuck you
eat 60k of my carats and give you fuck all
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>>574806381
Proof?
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>>574805764
>>574806032
Yeah Sounds of Earth is significantly better, but she drops in between a lot of other banners people are going to want. As well as not lasting that long, still 6 months, before Shakur power creeps her again. Shakur also has about 80 free pulls.
So good but awkward to pull for
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>>574806479
Yes
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I think losing would sting a little less if Miss Victoria wasn't an actually good song beyond simply winning the center stage

The thought of pulling Fenomeno just for the chance to get her to win a CM was a joke in my head when i first heard her on youtube but now.. i think i unironically want to pull to pity for Fenomeno just to see her win and hear her sing
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>>574806479
yes

>>574806381
proofs? anons with more than 7 plats are oddly attractive
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>>574806479

Yes.
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>>574801029
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>>574806643
But I only have 7
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>tfw 6 plats only
it's over
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Yeah, I'm definitely doomed.
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does Ms. Victoria now play for every CM? will it play for Open League?
if so, I want to run Suzuka for Virgo, maybe I could have her win Open at least.
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>>574806728
I said more than so you're still not attractive Chiyo anon
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if this game was good, you wouldn't be able to roll SSRs that you already have at MLB.
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>>574806598
Shakur will save us
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the nightmare is getting a million light hello and only tacky by exchange
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>>574806917
Wish granted. Rate-ups dropped to .33.
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Would you rather have 8 plats or 8 inches?
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Hachimibros...?
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>>574806917
what sort of consolation prize could they add to the rainbow cleat shop to make this feel less like a kick to the balls
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>>574805796
I can't think clearly when she gives me this look.
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>>574807087
I have 15 plats so I will take 8 inches
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>>574807087
having 8 inches wouldn't magically make me not have autism so it would be useless
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>>574807087
I'd rather 8 9
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>>574807128
Ding Dong Bannu
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>Really like her design in the anime
>Happy that she's still going in the manga

>But then find out her entire purpose is to job FOREVER

No....Jobber Royal, how could they do this to you...
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I trained 5 different Stegos, pit them against each other, then started tossing the winner into public rooms. She got 5th place twice, and 4th place once, but nothing higher. I tried other versions that I've trained and they all performed worse. I can keep trying to train her but I'm not sure if it'll ever do better than 4th. I'm scared I won't even Group A this upcoming chanmi and I hate that it's still 3 days away. I want to get it over with.
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uhhh why is Ms. Victoria still locked?
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>>574807320
Banana Falco!
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>>574807139
rainbow cleats convert to rainbow shards
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>>574807381
It took four attempts to log in... scary
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>>574807424
?
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Check your inbox!!
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HAAAAANK
DON'T WASTE YOUR LUCK ON A SIMULATOR
HAAAANNNNNKKKK
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>>574807424
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>>574807414
Are you summoning him
also
>3600
damn imagine it during heavy rain
Or snow would be more dramatic i want another fucking snow CM
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>>574807510
>>574807560
nevermind i just got it, i re-logged in
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>>574807087
8 inches is useless because you need to be able to get women to have sex with you first for it to matter
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>wasting luck
Amateurs.
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>>574801029
How do horses even run races with giant funbags like these?
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good morning
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>>574806330
at least the chud neet sonwife is funny and loves me so much
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>>574807748
McQueens tummy is not this lickable
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>>574807780
I'll have sex with you
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>>574807695
As opposed to 8 plats?
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how much stam do you need per 400m of length typically? 1200/1600/2000/2400 etc. ignoring stuff like uphills, dirt, etc
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I'll only collect because it will expire after 30 days but I don't deserve it
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>>574807780
Good morning!
Seeing Suzuka's beautiful hair reflect the sunlight would fill my heart with joy
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>>574807879
8 plats lets you brag sometimes on /uma/
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>>574807848
It is and always will be
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>>574807917
Calc it yourself
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>>574807917
depends on speed and elevation
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>>574808004
does she get good later
I want to jerk off to her in a CM someday
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>>574807935
Don’t take it then, if you don’t deserve it
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>>574808134
I wouldn't know but other anons have said she is never very good in a mechanical sense, in any form
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>>574808134
swimsuit is good on longs
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oh shit bros check your mail
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i thought you guys said the banner was going to be up now
where is it? don't tell me you lied... lying is bad you know?
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>>574808134
her summer alt is already good
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>>574808210
I lied.
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>>574808210
no one said this
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>>574808156
The plan was to take it only when I win... but with the expiration date, I'll have to shamelessly grab it
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Time to cope by creating concerts for my previous CM winners!
KUYASHIIIIIIIII
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Maint in 6 hours
Over in 10
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>>574808210
Oh no no no nonononono???? Umapiss?
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uhh
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>>574808331
what the fuck
I have 2 hours to play GL before reset??
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>>574808312
>recreating it wont be perfect because you will have cases where you cant slot in umas of your competitors because you yourself never drew them

tch
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>>574808472
gl is on cm reset, same as banners
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>>574808210
keep hoarding
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>>574808472
even if GL weren't on 10pm reset, it would be 6 hours, not 2
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Torena-san... why are you watching these Ms. Victoria rehearsals...? Why didn't you come to the concert yesterday...?
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so is this card any good
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>>574808345
>umapiss
i laugh every time
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>>574808658
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>>574808713
rickey rickey! welfare brickey!
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>>574808713
for what I heard all Bobo's welfares are good
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>>574808713
Yes but you will not use it if you have Lb1 Maruzensky and MLB Kitasan + Tachyon
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>>574808713
Free things are free because they can't convince people to pay for them.
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>>574808713
Pretty good for a welfare card
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>>574802992
Thats what Im talking about were a day away from the greatest shitshow since the Kitasan Diachan banner
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>>574808932
don't show this to forever young
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Cygames why....
Don't give the song to the unworthy...
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>>574808891
Explain Throne.
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>>574808713
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>he's using a simulator
oh no no NO brochacho
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>>574808713
>another card where the named character is in the back
why do they keep doing this
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>>574809116
i mean thats pretty good for a welfare
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>>574808932
so polite and cute I love horsies
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>>574808932
horses are so funny why do they keep on nodding like that
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>>574809116
>>574808713
>4 frontrunners
sex sexo sexity sex
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>>574809116
10 TE
SP +1
Speed +2
looks pretty good to me
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yeah fuck this game
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the cooler falco
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>>574809196
now look at gentildonna's
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>>574809319
>sr seiun
explode
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>>574805040
It's mostly the time you gotta lock-in in terms of the umas and styles you want to train because specialization becomes more and more important
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>>574808713
It's...okay? For a welfare card, you could do far worse. You get skill point bonus and better speed bonus/training effectiveness. Getting actual hint frequency is good as well, though you do trade Taking The Lead for the Trackblazer gold heal, so take that as you will.
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>>574809319
>wasting your luck on a sim
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>>574809116
and then the skills
first chain event can give Fast Paced too
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I love Rice
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>>574809082
Not all things that should be free are.
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What am i expected to get out of tomorrow?
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>>574809082
It did convince people to buy it on it's first run though
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>>574808932
to think that humanity used to ride these goobers to battle...
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>>574809493
>What am i expected to get out of tomorrow?
your account? some gibs off a mision
yourself? a job, nigger
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>>574809531
>YWN HAVE A HORSIE FRIEND TO SHARE A DONUT WITH
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>2* mile spark
Fuck you
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>>574809493
A good dick sucking
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Bare my claws, bare my fangs, my heart's racing
It's the thrill of the fight
As I run and I howl at the moon, i know
I've the strength to defeat any foe, i see
There is nowhere that I cannot go, so face me
Come prepared if you dare, but you'll never bring me down
I'm free! The beast has been unleashed
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>>574800674
>>574800560
holy SCHIZO melty
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>>574809493
60k poorer
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>>574808932
horse lips are funny
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oh god im looooping
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>>574807265
Masturbation with bigger dick is more enjoyable.
Can't imagine stroking a 6 inch micropenis.
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>>574809663
Bro your mood
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>>574809493
>What am i expected to get out of tomorrow?
A deep sense of regret but no lessons learned
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>>574809324
Falcopits...
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>>574809531
>the way the ears perk up
CUTE
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stop talking about bwc it gets me THINKING
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my groundwork...
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But on which banner, Chris Kamara?
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>>574809663
We are entering JP era of sparkmaxxing already
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>>574809675
>cant imagine
yeah I bet you can't. Same way you can't imagine spinning an apple in your head.
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>>574807087
I have exactly 8 plats and 8 inches
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>>574809624
I want to have sex with this beast
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>>574809818
They've changed it to be 100 on the scenario banner for the last two scenarios
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is the new yellow falco worth mutating for turf or is OG falco just better?
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I SAID STOP
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>>574809746
I'm in a pretty good mood yeah
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>>574809836
I never got the spinning apple thing because some people can't but I never know in which direction or inclination and it gets me mad because I don't know if the axis I'm rotating is correct
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>>574809821
Can you teach me how to get hints like this
Even if I have a bunch of whites, if it's time for a real run and even if the parents run both the same races I don't get shit
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bros help im loopcoping. do you get free hints from winning g2s? should i just run every single dirt g2?
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>>574809818
>On one of the currently available scouts
Going to be the JP split
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>>574808736
I need Grass to look at my penis like that.
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>>574809818
What banner comes out on July 22nd anon
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bros...
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do they ever add extra unlockable titles for your favorite uma? the expert title seems to fall short now
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>>574810073
retard
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>>574809997
one word MANT runs discussion over
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it sucks so much you can't pick the NPCs for concerts but they are randomized
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>>574809980
I'm glad
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>>574810073
What banner comes out 6 days after that
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>>574809818
How were the Riko pulls announced? Did they clarify earlier it was going to be 100? I don't remember
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>>574810119
No the retard banner was two weeks ago
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>>574810070
>linked the preview
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>>574810114
Completionist status?
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>>574807087
I'd love to have 8 inches just for the self confidence and bragging rights. Hell I'd post it on /uma/ too!
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>>574810135
That's 4 words bro...
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>He is watching the rehearsal instead of the live concert
You are not doing this, right? You are not a petty loser
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nigga excuse me?
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do you only make grandparents in ura or parents as well?
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>>574809407
But anon he had no luck
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>>574810386
neither, You make the great grandparents in ura
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>>574810176
Its to make sure you can't cheat with a fake Ms Victoria concert
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>>574810426
And where do I make the other ones
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>>574810386
i'm only doing unity and borrowing for initial looping
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>>574810364
you're not going to farm those anyway
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>>574810364
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY NIGHTLOOPERS ARE RUINED????
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>>574810364
Aren't all CMs collaborative races? You enter a team not an individual uma
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>>574810476
wdym I'm talking about picking mob umas, you can pick any other regular uma manually, only the NPC umas are randomized
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>>574810213
Genuinely dont remember. Guess we have to wait for the next announcement to find out how the pulls will be allocated.
>>574810491
With auto grand live since the bot should be able to make SS aces with proper decks. If you're doing it manually then probably mant for the extra skill hints.
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>>574810520
I thought they counted as graded races
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>>574810026
please respond. im trying to get dirt hints by any means necessary that isnt running MANT...
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>>574810520
>t.
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>>574810520
collaborative races are a specific set of race tracks
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>>574809624
Can't wait to give my carats to her, and I'm going to scream out BEAST MODE everytime it hits
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If i get an Oguri like this that has 8* dirt but not so good amount whites it's a fail and i have to try again right?
I'm such a parentet 8* Dirt looks good enough to me.
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>>574810643
Either use parents with the hints you want or play MANT
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>>574810586
Guess that makes sense. Also MANT will make danchou happy with all those fans and affinity I guess
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>>574810364

I almost read this as they nerfed Rickey by disabling one of her greens
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>>574809324
/uma/ is not ready
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>what do we do now?
the sloptubers have figured it out
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should I loop in TB if I already have parents with Racing Spirit Mood and Stamina?
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>finally hit 2* gw on the parent run
>she rolled 2* late and wit
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>>574810810
Buy an ad
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>>574810354
That reminds me, each Ms Victoria uses the winning photo shot on the screen behind to make it unique to each winner.

What does it even use if you play it from the Library?
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>>574810810

Buy an ad

>>574810825

I just loop in Unity, that way I pick up the Ignited skills too. I run nearly all races anyways
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>>574810738
BUT HOW DO YOU GET THOSE HINTS IN THE FIRST PLACE

>play mant

SHANT
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>>574811020
check for parents in uma.moe with the skills
or don't do parents, you clearly don't want to
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>>574810878
gwo your other 5 skills?
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>>574811020
you borrow someone's parent that has the hints you want and pray for inspo. And then pray for the spark to show up
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Flat umas
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>>574810927
nuthin
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>>574811095
Suzie love
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>>574811078
>>574811086
wait are you for real? you just suck the hints out of some borrowed umatits and then learn them and hope your trainee gets the spark? this is what you guys are doing?
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>>574811246
yes? that's why you make great grandparents that only care about inheriting those whites then you loop them to your own
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>>574811246
yes
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>>574811246
That's what looping and parent farming is yes
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>>574810316
all done
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>>574811246
Yeah. Wouldnt have bothered with any of this before auto but it should make the process a lot more bearable
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how long to regen 30 tp?
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>>574811246

Yes? All you need is high affinity and a borrowed parent with the skills on all 3 umas, I get like an 80% hit rate on Racing Spirit skills this way. Only way you're going to get anything done, you loop until you build 2 GPs with the skills on everyone then start spamming for a 3*, repeat until you have two 3 * parents and build your final parent and pray that hits. It's fucking tedious because we can't lock the pink spark, so 90% of the time you get absolutely fucked by running style pink sparks.
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>>574810086
ura sparks are waiting
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>>574811419
How come her tummy isnt tanned too?
But also *ahem*
PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO PERO
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>>574808932
>>574809531
Imagine going from some shitty grains and oats, bland ass grass to a heavily sugary baked goods, candies and soft drink.
That sugar rush and something like a fizzy sweet drink and filled donut must be like a nuke to your serotonin. Pure bliss.
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>>574811463
Hopefully auto makes this less disgusting
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getting a good blue is the most annoying part about parent farming, do we ever get a better spark reroll system
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>>574811416
10 min = 1 tp
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>>574811562

I'm doing this with my Sweepy fork that works with updated Unity and it still sucks, but at least I dont have to play the game to do it. I can't imagine farming these parents manually every day. I'm going to try auto and hope it's better, annoying having to run an emulator to do it
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>>574811641
you should fix the whites first
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>>574811413
Why would anyone use the expert title (zero actual effort just time and can be sweeped) over the completionist title
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the rulership fit
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>>574810810
>all those washedtubers and literallywho
glad to see my chudtuber isn't there
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>>574811641
blues are irrelevant
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>>574811849
my hoodie looks kinda like this but more frayed
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>>574811849
this is designer clothes?
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>>574811849
Zoomers are weird
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>>574811885
maybe in future scenarios because that sure isn't the case right now
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>>574811849
women and faggots will buy literally anything
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post something cute
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Consider brown
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>>574811849
Abstract rubbish art but in clothing form
Do people seriously spend money on this?
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If you compare their careers, NiKo = Stego
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>>574811942
You are just too poor to understand
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>>574811721
wanna know how you can tell someone cheats in uma musume? don't worry, they'll tell you (and still whine about how hard they have it)
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>>574810213
That was announced in advance, but I can't remember how long
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We were doing so well, but then Ikuno came along and Dictus
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>>574812102
the event that almost killed global...
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>>574811807
NTA but I've been considering switching mine off to expert because it looks nicer
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Are you ready to hit every SSR except the ones you want
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>>574812045
dont be rude to my chud wife
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>>574811849
Asking Rulership if she got her 63k yen sweater off a dumpster only for her to start crying while Air Groove calls me an idiot (this time she means it)
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>>574812150

It's not cheating if I built the tool myself :^)
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>Falco
Sweet as honey
>Curren
B with an ITCH
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i hear the pasa speed card is the next must pull
what is it good for? do you need mlb too? what does it replace?
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>>574811849
>steal clothes from a homeless person
>wash them off
>package them in a box
>sell them for hundreds of bucks
What a hustle
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>>574812359
>i hear the pasa speed card is the next must pull
Uhh your light hello??? gwo?????
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I fucking hate borrow shit I just want to play a run not plan out which retards parent I need to find on a search engine so I can start playing
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>>574812359
The next pull is Ramonu, who becomes the best wit card in the game.
Pasa is after her. Both need MLB. Pasa is the direct powercreep to Kitasan since she also gives curvature.
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What's the gameplan for this? Do I have to do a bunch of extra races like Trailblazer?
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>>574812421
you don't need to make parents, ever
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>>574812469
No, you have to follow and comment
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oguri is a fat *sniiffff* disgusting *sniiiiiiifffff* pig *licks her sweaty tummy* truly disgusting she needs to report to my dorm room so i can give her personal training
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>>574812421
>I just want to play a run not plan
guess what
you can
someone post the opera bird in a cage
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The fuck? They just gave out Ms Victoria? I can just listen to it?
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>>574812469
It's the opposite. Never race, always hit friendship training.
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>>574812538
kaichou ...
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lol
https://youtu.be/rk6673YpGsk
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>>574811201
They really should have hader being mildly claustrophobic as part of her character. It maps on to everything else.
>>574811543
In my anecdotal experience race horses are not too keen on sugary things. The carrot thing is 100% true, they love those.
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>>574812469
Grind friendship to get increased point gain, use points to buy stuff.
Race only if the trainings are insanely dogshit or if you need a secret event.
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>>574812550
Oguri if she a useless disgusting repulsive landwhale with mobility issues
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>>574812590
that was always planned nyes, i think even players who didn't participate in CM get it, not sure about future uma players
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>>574812550
She is not fat she is just hungry
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>>574812709
This fan-design is retarded, uma Pilsudski is a sister to Finemo, ergo her design will also be irish royalty
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i don't get it
was the real horse also a yadda monster like swweep?
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There is absolutely nothing sexy about Silence Suzuka.
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>>574812858
why are you asking me I play global bwo
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>>574811942
Rich people like larping as poor people
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Umas for this feel?
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>>574812717
can't wait to see terra streaking for the 11th time again
you can't talk about calandagan in japan without showing it
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So how come you cant just exchange 200 pulls for any SSR card instead of specifically only the rate up one(s)
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>>574812596
wtf i love GL now
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>think about oshigaming next CM
>would have to go through spark rng hell for dirt and med and end
Nevermind
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>>574812975
Curren Whore
Gold Whore
Yeppers
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>>574812183
Rudolf wouldn't make a vulgar pun using a fellow student's name like that
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I am going to do it
I am going to do a MANT run
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>>574812858
he had a horrific late start issue even worse than gold ship in his last race.
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>>574813003
We've had one like that.
I've been told those types of banners are for whales.
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there, fixed
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Next Jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/0cPHRs
>https://jiggie.fun/0cPHRs
https://jiggie.fun/0cPHRs
>https://jiggie.fun/0cPHRs
https://jiggie.fun/0cPHRs
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tracen is full of nepobabies and single mothers Rudolph genuinely believes everyone bought the "these two students are just really close to me and ill just let them in my office at any time" neigha please we know those two are your daughters and your ex-trainer fucked you and bounced
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>>574813003
Because it encourages (forces) you to hoard for specific banners or swipe
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>>574813003
because that would be player friendly and reduce revenue.
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why won't cygames release samson big
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>>574813019
Apparently we're entering in the white parents meta. Getting a good whites parent is already hard enough, getting one with pink sparks for mutating is just an insane ordeal. Maybe the 'auto'-play will help with this but I'm not confident
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>>574813019
>End
Completely powercrept by Lates after the early OYL rework
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>>574812469
it's literally just unity but instead of bubbles its songs
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All this talk about parents and whites and no one ever posts anything good
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>>574813341
I'm still grinding great grandparents
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>>574813234
Next year's 2*
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>>574813341
I've gotten this cope GGGP today. I'll let auto grind GPs
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>>574813194
(you)
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>>574813341
Looplets get nothing
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>>574813234
Once they find the horse
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>>574812975
this is the lore reason why orf looks so different from the beta design
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>>574813341
i hit this the other day but then i found out you don't play copano as pace so it was for nothing
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>>574813341
Enter the final boss of looping
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>>574812717
ok nice, a japanese l'arc winner please?
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>>574813116
Kek THAT was his retirement race? Im surprised he passed Flash after that shitshow
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I'm feeling looping fatigue
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>>574813590
Blue/Pinks?
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>>574811335
>>574811350
>>574811357
>>574811415
>>574811463
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE IM RETARDED
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ExcelUma (28/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B+ club.
>interested in competing for CM
>no need to grind fans with no quota
>into spreadsheet autism

Club ID
588536995
please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)
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>>574813727
You need to loop forward in time then
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>>574813735
speed and dirt 2*, pretty mediocre
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i don't like farming parents i just use whoever ended up with nice skills
i also never take into account if both parents ran in the same races and crown routes
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>all that effort just for your actual run to not get Fast Learner and you cant take all the skills

Does fast learner ever get more consistent or will it always be the defining factor
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>>574813268
So Cafe doesn't need to be an end closer anymore?
I don't actually know why she had to in the first place, I was just following what people said and it was working
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>>574813780
>28/30
Holy, good job!
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>>574813780
>Kicked from ExcelUma
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>>574813872
No, they increase your borrow limit instead
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>>574813837
I would actually borrow that anon
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>>574813872
Even now, Japanese NEETs are euthanizing perfectly good runs because they didn't get the 10% discount.
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>>574813925
Join Mambo
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>>574813872
I think it gets worse down the line because not getting it is an insta reset
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>>574813780
>28/30
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>>574813925
you're fault for fuCKING REQUESTING SASHES
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Is there even any uma that can somehow guarantee fast learner
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umasumi everynyan
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>>574814047
I promise not to anymore if I can come back
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>>574814050
U copii?
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>>574813882
end closers were way more consistent than late surgers and i think cafe ult works the best as an end than late, some may say they were also stronger, the thing late surgers had was the gamble factor that you hit the needed skills to spurt forward
plus the next cafe alt also has A end
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>>574813341
>>574813665
>>574813590
>>574813341
Am I doing it wrong, Im just waiting for to 3* blue stamina or power spark on my uma. I really cant understand what seriru is talking about looping, are there other youtuber than can explain better or maybe some anon give us a good explanation how the looping system werks?
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>>574814050
there are umas with two FL events. mayano is also guaranteed at 500 wit
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>>574813947
Wait nvm it's Oguri my only 2* decent Dirt is also Oguri...
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>>574814050
Mayano, almost
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>>574813965
>>574813979
when does skill autism start to really kick in? i plan to tone it down after zodiac cm stops so i'm hoping things don't get too out of hand. until then.
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>>574814124
spark on parent/grandparent = higher chance to appear in a legacy (if you buy it in the first place). that's really all there is to it.
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>>574814148
>when does skill autism start to really kick in?
11.9 months ago
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virgo is august 8th btw
hopefully you already have god parents ready
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>>574814108
Sash requests are allowed in mambo btw
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>>574814124
You loop umas for good whites. Blue pink don't matter, just hit important whites,any star. Then you use them to hit good blue pink + a few whites passed down
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>>574814135
>>574814128
>do mayano
>get the event
>its still rng

Fuckass game
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>>574813979
Don’t worry there is a card that can give fast learner!
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>>574814246
I haven't even started
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>>574814246
>only 2.5 weeks
wow even more reason to not give a shit about a d*rt cm
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>>574814246
I'm just entering whatever Tazuna chooses for auto select
that or I make a last minute XOguri and a couple dominators with C dirt
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>>574814254
>>574814229
How many generations of looping are we talking about 3 6 9?
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>>574801029
How can regular trainees compete
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>>574814148
Starting from grand live. Your aces will have 4-4.5k SP. Some people are already struggling to spend 3k points. Now add 1000 more to that. You NEED good parents and usable innates or you'll end up buying trashy skills with leftover SP
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>Today is July 21st, the death anniversary of Biwa Hayahide.

>He passed away on this day in 2020 at the age of 31 due to advanced age

>He was the second from BNW to depart, just 3 months after Narita Taishin

>Rest in peace, Hayahide.
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>wasting luck
There's no such thing retards
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Do they really never implement anything like the Scholar's Hat in the newer scenarios? I think we had it better than we thought in MANT...
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>>574814252
can i ask for dirt sashes too?
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>>574814246
>I am a front player
>Without Falco, Rickey, or dirter parents
guess I'm using Dirt B again
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>>574813341
ok is this good?
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>>574814412
6-7
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>>574814452
always surprises me how a lot of the umafied horses died just recently
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>>574814246
>debuffslop
you literally only need like 3-5 days at max to slop out a workable oguri and maybe a cope rickey + the 4 days of round 1

1-2 debuffers can be done in literally less than a day
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>>574814246
I only have 1 3* stam...
Hoguri can cope with it, right?
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>>574814412
as many generations as it takes until you're satisfied with what you have
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Tachyon lab event tomorrow
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>>574814458
7 and I rape you
0 and you get mlb tachyon
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>>574814620
brutal mogging by
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>>574814513
>Stolen from Twitter
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>>574814458
You burn bad luck ahead of time so you can get the good luck when you need it, Shiraoki-sama told me this
>>
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>>574814620
Ugly forehead
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>>574814246
I'm tempted to just try and shove enough Stam, Dirt and perhaps Medium sparks into NY TM Opera O and just be done with it

>>574814452
>All three BNW horses actually lived for a long life

>>574814569
And remember that Dober and Doto are still alive and in their 30s
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>>574814848
heh
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>>574814848
Very good
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>>574814810
who are you quoting?
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>>574814569
I think it's nice some lived long lives in terms of horse years but I'm sad about the ones that couldn't live longer like Rice Shower and Silence Suzuka, there's also that horrible timing of Special Week dying the day the first season of Umamusume released
>>574814889
>All three BNW horses actually lived for a long life
That was nice
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>>574814620
Sex and marriage with the left
Sex, marriage, and mommying from the right
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new supiki..!
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>>574814889
Dober's decrepit old worn out umanko!!!
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GOLSHI IS NEXT
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But at least they have in-house localization, amiright fellas?
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>>574815061
we call them supicryayo
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>>574815141
being a highschool dropout isn't cool
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>>574815061
They're called criers
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>>574812858
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>>574815141
this made me chuckle
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Do you guys think Ai-Chan will get an Alt that makes her a Late Surger?

I'm trying to decide on whether I want to main Late or Pace.
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>>574815337
nyo
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>>574815257
>ferrari pose
omg he turned into a convertible??
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>>574815337
Who? Sorry, i only play GLOBAL
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>>574815438
I'm not asking you, you fucking retard.
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>>574815337
i mean gentil got one so you never know
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>>574815141
what's wrong with this?
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>>574815478
I hate Durandal
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>>574815398
Yes
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>>574815493
Then why don't you ask in the JP thread you mongoloid?
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>>574815438
Almond Eye was referenced in Sweep Tosho's career making her on topic for the global thread
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>>574815530
Loves also got one that changed her from Late to Pace right?
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>>574815572
idk what im looking at
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>>574815493
I'm a guy so you asked me
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>debuffers banned for cm17
how do you react?
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I'm ready to blow my load.
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>>574815257
>His daughter escape the course and jumped into a canal
kek
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Is this first rate
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wheres the banner
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>>574813135
WOAH
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>>574815787
basedbasedbasedbasedbased
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>>574815930
Wdym? It's there
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>>574815787
I FUCKING SPENT 2 DAYS MAKING DEBUFFERS
FUCK CYJEWS I HOPE WE DONT EVER GET TO GO ABOVE 30K PLAYERS ON THE RETENTION LINE
Debuffers is the only way f2p can ever compete against Copano Rickeys
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>>574815787
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>>574813110
>no racing spirits by second inspo
>look at time
>wasted half an hour
I remember why this scenario was bad now
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>>574815761
You are looking at Rura going "YADA!!!!!"
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>>574812858
>>574815257
I fucking love this retarded horse
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>>574815983
thanks i see it now
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>>574816087
Oh I get it now and I can kinda see it now
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So. What have we learnt today?
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>>574811849
My cats can do a better work!
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/vm/a is having a depression crashout. I think we won... nobody here is a sad weepy little faggot RIGHT?
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>>574816215
sex with hags
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>>574815609
It's not unprecedented but not common either. I think the weirdest case is north flight becoming an End from pacer in her ballroom alt.
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>>574811849
>>574812138
>>574812960
Commies are truly weird creatures, pretend to be "one of us", while also being disgustingly rich
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>>574816215
someone is saving my videoposts
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>>574816303
I think you should fuck off, faggot.
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>>574816215
Nothing
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>>574813330
>unity 2
YEEEESSSS!
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>>574815141
This was actually funny though
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>>574816303
hehe my tribe won right le fellow friends???
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>>574816215
I need to paint Speed's forehead white
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>>574815998
no they're not lmao
debuffers are just for lazy hog suckers. Double debuffer on shitty f2p aces are gonna be worse than just running normally.
the real f2p strat is gambling on lates
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>>574815141
I don't get it
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>>574815601
I mean that means Stego is on topic because she's referenced in Kitasan's career.
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>>574816383
Wow, is that true? Say it ain't so!
>>574816319
TTRUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE
>>574813330
>Even CyJew had to realize that MANT was the biggest fucking mistake ever
>The very next scenario is literally just Unity(which is URA), again.
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>>574816562
Teio wouldn't do this
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>>574816489
Yes YES we are winning they are defeated ahahaha HAHAHAHA MWEEHEHEEHE UFUFUFUFUFUUUU
>>574816396
Nyo...
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Where in the OP indicates this is a GLOBAL only thread?
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>You need 1600 speed 1000 stamina 1200 pwr and 1000 wit to even consider being part of the race from now on

Does GrandLive really jack up the stats so hard
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>/uma/ found my twitter account
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>>574816517
wait when? i played thru kitasan's career, it must've gone over my head
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Why is there so much grudge posting in vg? This same shit is happening in another general I post in
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>>574816562
i too enjoy gooning to uma cosplayers from time to time but this one's kind of gross bro
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>>574816562
Teio don't have a big ass
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>>574816693
I don't recall typing this
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>>574815141
golshi is such a great source of reaction images
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>>574812469
Get cards with
>high priority
>good training but ESPECIALLY good friendship training
>a moderate to high initial friendship gauge
and train a lot. The more cards with at least 2 or 3 of those will print you the stage coins and stats.
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>>574816636
you dont need 1000 stam but yes
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>>574816810
Forgot your Oguri
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I fucking love randomly losing races in URA parenting
Holy shit maybe MANT isn't so bad afterall
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>>574816663
The story the ramen shop owner mentions during Summer of Classic year. That's literally Stego.
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>>574815548
What do you think the original line was?

>>574816467
>>574815272
>le improved dry Japanese dialogue face
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>>574816636
Yes to speed, power, and wit.
Good luck getting stamina tho.
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>>574816856
it's 2000m ma'am
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>>574816508
i managed to test it yesterday and won 2 out of 2 races. Not a huge sample size but thats coming from someone with less than 10 wins in /uma/ hosted rooms.
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>>574816775
Uhh why isn't smaru speed here? Was I gaslit again?
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>>574816936
this is original content purposefully made for uma global, though? so how can it be a localization?
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>>574816946
With no downhills and a debuffer meta
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>>574816606
I unironically went to check and they're just planning races and talking about video games. Am i missing something?
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>>574816892
I wonder what it would have been like to be a Keibahead back in the late 90's and hearing Stay Gold won the Hong Kong Vase
like "Really? That fucking psycho of a horse? After all this time?"
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>>574816606
You can smell the skin tone of this poster
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>>574817254
Nah, everyone was cheering him on from the get go. Even as a "psycho horse" he was popular.
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>>574816636
with how big a jump mant was, probably
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>>574816975
if you're winning at all in /uma/ hosted rooms you're going straight to A finals bwo
if you're f2p then wanting plats is biblical greed
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next jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/NcDatL
>https://jiggie.fun/NcDatL
https://jiggie.fun/NcDatL
>https://jiggie.fun/NcDatL
https://jiggie.fun/NcDatL
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>>574815791
I WANNA BLOW TOO
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>>574817343
Even after being wanted for 2 or 3 attempted murder charges?
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>>574816985
20 prio at LB1
35 prio at MLB
You were told explicitly only to roll for it if you played fronts
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>>574816636
and that is why I gave up on CMs, go open, let the game auto pick 3 old girls and pray
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>>574817080
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>>574816985
I'm curious why Halloween Tama power is up there, but not Uokka, especially when BOFA is usable and she has higher prio and friendship bonus. Only weak thing about Uokka is no training effectiveness, but neither does Tama, it's weird.
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>>574817414
Wet chud
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>>574816892
OHHH i'd forgotten about this bit, thanks dacchi
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My trainee had me take her to this restaurant that had a couples discount, and she got really upset when I said that we weren't a couple and paid full price for the meal
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>>574817362
Nah Im taking B group from now on since Im not pulling this banner outside the free ones. I just wanted to see the effectiveness of double dom
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I fucking hate URA so much
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Would Narita Brian be improved if she was 6'4" instead?
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>>574817671
Retvrn to mant
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>>574817671
buy skills asap
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>>574817671
>Meek'd
bwo...
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>>574817762
If only MANT runs isn't so long. It's like 30 mins minimum even without shopping
>>574817786
That's with skills... Even with prof of curv
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>>574817698
>Early phase
>5 (five) songs
Retarded sloptuber, no wonder (((they))) doomposted about the scenario
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NARITA BRIAN YOU HAVE BETRAYED US
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>>574817937
>>574817671
Just play MANT for the G1 races, clock spam and buy hammers
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bringing falco and rickey double front but who should be my 3rd uma? is late digitan the way? debuffers are a zionist invention btw
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>Kawasaki Kinen is regarded as effectively the training race for dirt horses in Japan to prepare for the Dubai World Cup dirt race
>no Dubai in the game
Come on, the Saudi Arabia cup is it
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So are we getting 100 or 60 free pulls?
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>>574818154
60 free pulls on tachyon, 40 free pulls on another banner
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i don't like the new jiggie guy, tries way too hard to get everyone invested
also the lobbies don't have music so its boring to join these
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>>574817671
you should've dropped URA once you got the skills you wanted from it
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>>574818139
They're probably asking too high a price to be included
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GL?
hmmmmmmm nyo thanks i'm a auto chad
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>>574817984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2c2QTIhZEM
Hehe copano bricky pullers will experience high dosage of buyers remorse.
The Happy Lucky Rickey chants worked perfectly as planned
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>>574818230
how is this umamusume related
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>>574817327
I am white!! I'm even blonde and blue eyed anon. I simply thrive on chaos... And on darkness.
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say what you want but dirt CMs feel objectively the least diverse kind of CM until we get way more characters tailored around that distance, and it's still a riot if you're not able to roll for them for various factors
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they confirmed 100 pulls right? anything else notable I missed when skimming?
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>>574817984
>>574818302
Why does this nigga use AI when there's like millions of uma contents already freely available. Even his fucking banner s AI generated
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>>574818302
>buyer's remorse
this doesn't happen if you just like the umas you roll
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>>574817401
Yes
1/3
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>>574818404
I'll believe you if you tell me the year you were born, no bs
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>>574818302
i got her on the free pulls thoughbeit
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>>574817760
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>>574818302
I'm going to use late Rickey and 2 debuffers myself I don't care about not winning as much as an xoguri
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>>574818564
>late Rickey
?
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>>574818450
AI is the future you luddite
>Why does this nigga use AI when there's like millions of uma contents already freely available. Even his fucking banner s AI generated
His youtube channel screams "brown person" with the AI generated banner that looks like shit and his "I've got 99% winrate at the CM casino" credentials waving
pic related, a SEA sloptuber that thinks stomping shitters round 1 and 2 is very impressive (he could've had a medical degree but he dropped out lole)
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>>574816892
No, that's Kin'iro Ryotei
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Reminder that Smart Falcon won a G1 at 7 years old which is really old for a thoroughbred to still be racing.
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>>574818493
Oh sure. I was born in 1988.
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>>574818490
2/3
>>574818139
>the Saudi Arabia cup
Saudi Arabia Royal Cup happens in japan bro, what you are thinking of is Saudi Cup and that one is not in game
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>>574818679
It's slightly better than front but requires more effort, not worth it
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>>574818746
>Saudi Arabia Royal Cup happens in japan bro
Isn't it directly sponsored by the Saudi Royal Family though? I know the House of Saud provides the trophy every year.
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>>574818730
and Wonder Acute won a G1 at 9 years old
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>>574818746
3/3
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>>574818719
she is ms victoria frontier althoughoweverbeitly
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>>574818719
AI can do better than doctors and most doctors are just there to sell drugs being pushed to them by pharma. Vivlos can see the writing on the wall.
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>>574816562
jesus christ as a feet/pantyhose guy i am so glad for this particular brand of cosplayer. or is it just the same one doing this kind of stuff over and over? holy fuck i love them.
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So should I be hoping for Tachyon or Light Hello pulls?
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>>574818915
>Dropped Seiun Sky as soon as she wasn't convenient
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Trainer-san doko
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are we REALLY getting auto today or is that an UMA GASLIGHT
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>>574818719
>AI is the future you luddite
it's cute how even though not a single AI company is profitable and how people already refuse to pay to use them even when they operate at high losses to try and bring in audiences, you still think they'll magically start turning profit and become "the future".
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>>574818958
You have to deeply want Light Hello so you get MLB Agnes faster
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>>574819030
not even whales can oshigame, global is too high level
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>>574819091
They can but they refuse to, to lose even a single time would shatter their fragile ego.
That one guy with the Sprint S Rice Shower, Matikanefukukitaru and Air Shakur is a hero.
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pacebros, it's time
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>>574818958
Tachyon, because you want MLB Tachyon without a doubt but you can be satisfied with like a 1LB Light Hello. Higher is better for Light Hello, but if you're going to do a poorfag cope than it's far easier with LH than Tachyon, who is all or nothing.
>>574819069
"today" as in "when the scenario drops", maybe. technically the announcement didn't claim it was coming with the new scenario start date, and the fact that they didn't mention it coming when they announced the other stuff coming today is a bad sign, so it could go either way.
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>>574819069
yes, it's real
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My club is tripling weekly fan requirements because of the upcoming auto. Is this normal?
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>>574819264
They'll understand that the number should be around 1.5-2x instead of 3x
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>>574819193
none of those are fronts and front was the most raped position this cm
you wouldn't send your oshi into cm just to get raped over and over, would you?
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>>574819072
>it's cute how even though not a single AI company is profitable
Thats the cost of being innovators you fucking retard, like who cares its the banks money or some big jewish investors money.
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>>574818896
idk, I just know that the Dubai races will most likely be another overseas scenario, like L'Arc or Breeders Cup (don't know if they will pin Saudi races under it as well) which will very likely be the one released on 6th Anni (not enough uma to do a proper KD scenario), unless they do some crazy "Tour the world" scenario so that Yanko can get KD, Saudi, Dubai and BC in one for her career
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maint is in a little under 4 hours, right?
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>>574819242
Note how it does NOT say it's coming with the new scenario, only that it's coming "far ahead of schedule". You're making the mistake of reading "this feature is hype and coming early" and separately reading "we have cool stuff for 1.5 anni" and conflating them to mean "this feature comes with 1.5 anni" when that was NOT stated anywhere in the text, they're in completely different blocks of text.

It won't be here tomorrow because there is a 0% chance they're dropping a feature that big without mentioning it in an in game news post the day before when it's not even a big patch day.
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>>574819047
sex
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>>574819202
>it's time
Its still July 2026 calm down
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>>574819264
>Is this normal?
Just compare fan amount for top clubs on JP vs Global
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>>574819439
then again, we had no clue about buffed URA and unity or the skill changes until the patch released. i'll be carefully optimistic
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>>574819264
It depends on how sweaty your club is. In the short term triple makes perfect sense, because on top of auto we're getting half price runs event for a long while. With auto during this event, you can do 8 full fan runs in about as much active time spent playing as it takes to do 1 full fan run today.

Now, after the event ends, it should probably only be like double for most clubs, triple can kinda make sense if like you're going from 25M to 75M if the club wants to use the shift as a chance to rank up though.
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I keep busting out to Curren on the daily
Fucking whore
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There's only one thing I miss about MANT and it's the music. It's so much better than URA or Unity's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIelaoprSDI
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>>574819347
>front was the most raped position this cm
Good thing Seiun has Pace B but don't tell the sloptubers that like her (but only when she's a WINNING TICKET)
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>>574819439
They've dropped massive balance changes and patch progression without announcing them. The fuck are you on about?
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>>574819625
That's a little different because that was a major patch day with lots of more important stuff to tell us about. It would be odd not to tell us autoplay is coming when:
1. that's a hyped feature they know people are waiting for and aware of
2. they announced it on purpose so hiding it at this point doesn't really make it a surprise, it just makes it poorly set up
3. there's not really anything other than the scenario itself that they're hyping up for tomorrow, unlike buffed URA+Unity which came alongside a patch with tons of stuff they DID tell us about
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>>574819703
god I wish I was curren so bad
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>>574819796
they announced patches on those days, they just weren't 100% inclusive in the announcements. it could happen with this but the vibes are off, why would they announce autoplay is coming early only to act like it's a secret surprise reveal when it comes out instead of let that hype carry them?
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>>574819703
based. i've lost buckets to her
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>>574819954
I can come in you if you really want the chan experience
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>>574819769
>lose pace up war (no, not even leviathans can make an uma that will 100% win lucky pace)
>no unique
OK bud
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>>574820070
YESYESYESYESYESYES
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>>574819072
it took 9 years for amazon to become profitable
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>>574819962
I hope you find them!
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>>574819841
>lots of more important stuff to tell us about
buffed URA and unity WAS the most important part thoughever
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>>574820079
Sundayman... The GOAT
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>>574820181
chris chan that's it
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>>574820084
>>lose pace up war (no, not even leviathans can make an uma that will 100% win lucky pace)
What's the matter? GW+Concentration+2 power greens not enough for them?
>>no unique
>OK bud
oshi gayming am i rite?
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>>574820226
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>>574819091
>>574819769
>Tell everyone to pull for Maruzensky
>Fronts are bad, dont use fronts
>Pull for Ricky
What went so fucking wrong
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BY THE VILLAINOUS POWERS VESTED IN ME BY RICE SHOWER
I CURSE AUTO MODE TO BE DELAYED FOR ANOTHER YEAR
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what is with the front seething they were good but most ppl were too lazy to build a proper one
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>>574819072
AI companies don't profit
Big companies that use AI do
Only the really big ones though, so you know (((Who))) it benefits
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breasts, brown hair, horse girl, lips, cleavage
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>>574819091
>>574820287
Oshigame is a losing game
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>>574820351
super creek my beloved
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The daily shops keep raping my wallet
Brickey will rape my tickets
Then there's LH+AT...
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>need only 1 more loop for my debuffer oppression parent
>ran out of borrows
>tomorrow new scenario will be out so I won't be doing parents anymore
agh, so annoying
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The propaganda got to me... I like her a lot now...
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being a front runner main feels bad until I remember that LoH exists
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>>574819439
Read the text on the twitter post that came with it then tell me how you can spin it as it not releasing tomorrow
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>>574820351
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>>574820806
You're at least maining Front with End right?
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>>574820619
7 and your wallet is blessed with 7,777,777 monies, 4 and my wallet is destroyed, anything else and we barely scrape by
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>>574820806
still have no idea what it's based on except you get more points or someting
will be good for me too so not complaining
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>>574820806
>Fronts are so bad the needed to make a separate event just for them
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I think I'm just gonna spark once for light hello and be a tachyon borrowcuck for the entirety of GL
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>>574819242
This isn't even the good auto. It's the "I need to get my dailies done today" auto.
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is banana umadol better than her OG version?
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>>574820984
Yeppers
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magical girls don't say shit, Sweepy
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>>574820889
nah I'm front + late
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>>574820984
No
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>>574820413
But I won CM with my Oshi?
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>>574820984
maybe
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>>574820889
Front + Late is the real shit. Pace you just get to play for free because scenario tax cards come with pace cards too
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>>574820954
I'm double sparking the banner
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>>574821102
same they're just coping shitters
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>>574820984
if you like armpits, sure
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I haven't beat my meat to Falco even once
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>>574820906
uhhhh iirc it's like TT and you want podium, so fronts are the easiest to both win and steal podiums on, since gamblers tend to get stuck in the back if you fail
>>574820925
Half the time, it's a front game! They will be doing 1 CM and 1 LoH alternatively in the future, no?
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>>574820797
HOEEEEHD
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>>574820984
bananadol is better on dirt but lost her turf rights along the way
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>>574821129
uhhh no you aren't
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>>574820186
It took 9 years for people to be aware of Amazon as it built a reputation, and it operated at a loss to build that reputation. The internet was for nerds and most humans were not using the internet at all in 1994 when Amazon started. Which is why they basically just sold books in the early days, they are heavy and sold for almost nothing but it got nerds using the website and talking about it. Unlike you, I know because I was one of those nerds buying books. You see the scroll bar on the middle row? It's because there's a row of 4 more books before that one. So why did I scroll? That single book on the middle row there is now worth $50 by itself and I paid $15 to have 7 books including it shipped to my house back when Amazon pretty much only sold books and iirc was barely dipping their toes into stuff like CDs as well. They lost money to make money in the future.

Everyone knows what AI is and nowhere near enough people are willing to pay for it, even when it's built into every modern phone and most web browsers and most social medias, ect. It does not have the room to expand, it is losing money today and the only hopes for it to become profitable are in sectors like government, you are retarded for thinking consumers will make it profitable with use cases like having AI shit out slop edits of their twitch streams.
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>>574821102
>only 1 F aptitude
Barely counts
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>>574820958
I don't know
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why the fuck did I waste my free SSR ticket on yeppers wit
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>>574821336
gwo...
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>>574820954
that's a good question honestly, should I set tachyon as a borrow, or MLB Light Hello, or should I stick with something like my current Super Creek? I don't have any of the obscure MLB cards.
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>>574821336
To use it for your lates next cm
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>>574821045
>>574821121
Screw you guys I'm running pure Late, I don't give a shit about LoH!
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>>574821226
but I can!!
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>>574821102
BASEDBASEDBASED
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>>574821336
you fell for the NSM gaslight
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>>574821304
Neigha, I ran TWO F aptitude Umas
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>>574821102
hope the sex was worth it
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>>574821336
It was me anon, I made you use a skill that barely fucking works
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>>574821413
wait I forgot about the free pulls!!!!!
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>>574821413
Nooooo you’re supposed to doooom not use the publically available tools to actually confirm where you stand!!! Thats cheeeeating!!!
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I wanna CUM
I am HORNY
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>>574821639
>>574821639
>>574821639
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>>574821102
But thats not a frontunner oshi
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>>574821596
Then go jerk off
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>>574821596
My trainee says this sometimes when we're alone and I'm starting to get worried that she's sick
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>>574821490
There's a universe of difference between Fs and Gs.
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>>574821174
congrats?
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umasex with umadols
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>>574821490
Still a shitter, post them i bet they suck
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>>574821709
NO I just wanted to let you guys know



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