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Creeku...
>>575423140
Early reminder for the thread that Laurel is in no way torensexual at all. If you have planned to pull for her, don'tShe won't fuck you
Creek is messee up!
>>575422538Damn i need to hoard money for selectors too then
>>575423140I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy!
wahey
>>575423068
Propagandists hard at work
if you would please consult the chart did this ever get updated
>>575423350Which ones
With the selector coming soon, which should I pick?S.Maru to hit LB3?Or S.Creek to hit LB2?
>>575423358>did this ever get updated>last updated Jul 1anon?
>>575423420Lb2 does nothing for creek, so maru
>>575422014all these things work the same way in jp althoughbeit
>not even blue text or gold outlinedKEK
Mayano Top Almond
>>575423274Yeah its kinda steep. I only buy carats during annis. One big pack gives enough paid carats for a daily roll between the half and full anniversaries. Thats what I have been doing. It works oit well with the sped up schedule.
>>575423493but I didn't download the image in July?!?
>>575423493july 1 last year?
Time to play in the dirt anons. Come practice with me!31830573>3183057331830573>3183057331830573>31830573
>>575423358i dont remember what the blue or gold means.
My heroes
>>575423336Everyone knows.
>>575423676>xoguriyeah no lol
>>575423517So none of the QoL features that actually make parent grinding bearable are disabled in background play as a feature rather than a bug, is what you are saying?And, despite this being known, NONE of those experienced on the JP side of things chose to disclose this information, allowing players to potentially waste days and days of grinding in auto for parents that would not happen?For what purpose? Petty gatekeeping?
>>575423742why does cb do that with her arm
>>575423742and Narita Brian
>>575423735iirc, blue means they become very affectionate/warm towards you, and the gold means that the relationship between you two is much more than trainee/trainer
>>575423742>my 2nd (boy) wife>my main wife>my 1st (boy) wifethe perfect trio, all of them
>>575423889dantsu's warm squishy boobs..
>>575423836It's called posingHave you never done that?
>>575423140FPBP
>>575423910wtf I can romance Bocchi??
>>575423810They didn't know, anon. JP is so tech illiterate, it's crazy.
>>575423742>all Triple Crown winners after Brian have been Sundayman spawns
>yet another 3* mile from autoHoly shit, three 3* mile and two 3* turf, I need fucking medium.
>>575423889But I am hungry and only had a ceral bar for breakfast...
>>575423358I still don't see Marvelous Sunday on this chart
>>575423910nvm, yellow means writing for career is top notch
I'm asking this because this is my plan for game as newcute>roll Tomamo Cross>Roll Narita Brian forma del Blaze>save for Ramonu and El condor>Buy one or two selectorsBut i need to know who is the selectorIs it ok plan?reposting here
>>575423810Japanese people generally can't speak English. Did you go looking for Japanese information?
surely I will get a good grandparent today
>>575424070Isnt that you?>>575423274
>>575424070how new? you started gl?
>>575423910>>575424062So blue text is they are affectionate with their trainerAnd gold border means the person who made the chart likes their career?This seems very opinion based... especially considering some of these umas arent listed as affectionate with their trainers when they very much should be
Rollan Even famiresOdds cheap restaurant without a drink bar
>>575423350
Are you supposed to buy a bunch of songs before the 4th concert or before the end concert?
>>575424070seems pretty good if those are the umas you likein terms of carats I'd think about the style you most like playing, because after El during L'Arc there's very important wit cards for each style except front coming outif you get Ramonu you don't need them but it's very good to have so that you can borrow more specific cards
>>575423810>broken event chainschains still finish, they're just not guaranteed (just like in manual play)>broken spark inheritance chances[citation needed]>broken skill choicesexample? all my skill choice priorities work just finejp doesn't care about global. all info we get from jp are from globalbabs, who are just as clueless now as when they were playing jp before global launched. global also just hyped up independent training just as with every new change like mant dying so that it could never reach expectations.
>>575423676Runaway suzuka giving Falcon a tow till she gassed at the end is funny as fuck. Rickey really has no midgame huh?
>>575424264stop posting this slampig i've already jerked off 5 times today
>>575424010that's what happens when you flood the market
>>575424252>some of these umas arent listed as affectionate with their trainers when they very much should bei think its sticking to those that are super heavy handed with the affection like nice natureor they just didnt play their careers/missed it cause now that im looking at the chart Fuji Kiseki doesnt have blue text
>No Jap autoed with Gold City or Yaeno Muteki so global were the ones to find out their auto'd events were bugged
>>575424479Shichibros...Jobbertekibros...
>>575424264I could go for a corndog rn...
>>575424479holy FUCK you're so fucking stupid their version of auto wasnt even remotely in the same position ours is code and game balance wiseours is literally untested so no shit it broke
>>575424273the quicker you get more TE, the better, but you gotta analyze your currency and see if you can keep pushing for more before stopping and waiting for another concert period. Just remember to have 18 songs before the final one/Hello giving you Girls Legend. you don't get that much use for your bonus after the last concert (5 turns?) but you can still get crazy numbers if you're lucky, just not worth putting all of your eggs into that basket
>>575424557it's ok Yaebro don't cry, we'll go with that version
I fucking hate all of you
>>575424252the opinion was based on the threas consensus when it was being made iircalso it might be >>575424439
don't call her a boy
Would you eat uma curry?
>>575424612same desu
>>575424367Five is nothing compared to what I do to my Mirako tenga on the weekend >>575424537Just one?
>>575424658but she calls herself boku already
the great trainer lu bu and his super uma red hare
>>575424736Yeah just the oneMaybe a glass of water too
>had to skip uma oshi banner due to metamaxxing>gets her in random ticket pull todayI can never imagine spending a spark on uma banners
>>575424753so that's why they're called bokumanko...
>>575424661that authentic uma flavor...
>>575424661Is it made from real umas?
>>575424563Is the 19 song bonus really that good?
>bro chain events are broken bro everything about background auto ishow come CB keeps giving me daring strike every run then? Tachyon also gives out gold attack stance all the time
>>575424929that's the reason people fall her boy uma!!!
>>575424898I had to spark OG Flash, but all things considered it wasnt so bad. I got 4 new umas plus Flash in the end. One of them being Falco, which was cute
>>575425009doesn't count>t. a retard
>>575423413
When will she get an anime main role?
>>575425245This is an onahole
>>575425190wtf I'm falling for propaganda now
>>575424307NTA but,>chains still finish, they're just not guaranteed (just like in manual play)At the very least, chains are significantly less likely to finish than they are in manual.>[citation needed]yeah I agree with you on that.>example? all my skill choice priorities work just fineI have been using Light Hello with both Pace Savvy set on my priority list for my last 10 or so runs just to test this. I have gotten See You later every time, but have only gotten a hint for Pace Savy once or twice.
Strongest cpechud in the universe
do i still need to run creek on medium CMs? Seems like power would be good for lates but idk if i want to spend a gem to uncap my pasa
>>575424985Oguri is way more huggable. Especially in her fat state
>>575424201Yes, i have little umas i need atlest some>>575424249Yes>>575424301Ty bwo
>>575425378see you later is from dates and for whatever reason it's coded to always finish dates (i guess the reasoning is dates are recreations, not events), while savvy is from enabling dates during junior year, which is not guaranteed.
>>575425504For this cm with no downhills creek is recommended yes. Unless you are playing the hog with a bunch of recoveries
>>575425525There is a selector tab in that very carat calculator. It has everthing you need to know already built in
>>575425559Vexie pretty
>>575425245not before Norn
>>575425559I'm going to make Vivlos and Chevachi into aunts.
>>575425504power fucking sucks to click and you're reaching 1000 power while trying to crack 1500 speed anywayjust use creek
What do you call my protege in a car? An aw-Teio-mobile
>>575425431I've seen stronger CHUDS
>>575425702raping you (not rudolf, but you the poster behind this post)
>>575425614>>575425696what about guts
haven't upgraded my TT roaster haven't done my acesjust autoing all day long until my umas turn to gray ashes
>>575425559Shina kissed me again...I have to stay professional
>>575425764>the poster behind this postThat's Rudolf
What stamina should an Xogger be at? 650 with 4 recovery? Gourmand?
>>575425789What about it? Meme stat
>>575425378It would be really easy to test the citation needed one, just track your expected spark inheritance vs actual spark inheritance rates over a bunch of auto runs
>>575425614>For this cm with no downhillsgametora seems to have updated the old CM pages... I wanted to find a map of the old courses that were uphill on both sides, in memory of the good old days...
>>575425789You'll get all of the Guts you need from hitting the stam button with Creek
>>575425378Pace savvy is a skill only obtainable if you start dating before classic starts right? Bots can experience late start dating RNG like manual plays too
>>575425789outside of niche situations, guts build has always been f2p cope only possible due to trackblazer items.
>>575425897Yesh they always update when the gane does. The gpod old days... (not really)
>>575425895gwo never took high school statistics
>>575425826What if she likes to see you squirm?
Have you played at least one career with all your umas? I haven't.
1 POINT away from TIM OPERAIF I LOSE AND HAVE TO WAIT AN EXTRA DAY I WILL UNINSTALL THIS GAME
>>575426218you will win
>borrow fuku>parents now hit SSit really is that simple huh
>go to bed when there's verxina propaganda>wake up and they're still postingWhere the hell did you guys come from
>>575425431Not sure what you think I'm supposed to be impressed by here.The number of gold skills is nice, but if your aim was TT, I'm sure you could have gotten a better skill list than this with the hints you were given.Why did you buy Angling?I cant be bothered to double check what win QED does, but I'm pretty sure its shit. Pace Savy shouldn't be double circle either.Also your stam is too low for Pace Chaser Medium with 1 Gold recovery.
>>575426176rapists, one and all
next jiggie https://jiggie.fun/odgZG3>https://jiggie.fun/odgZG3https://jiggie.fun/odgZG3>https://jiggie.fun/odgZG3https://jiggie.fun/odgZG3
>>575426176I did Sweepy's career last night. I really liked it.
Where to train devuffers? Unity or gc?
>>575426504Only wit matters so unity
>>575426176about half of my stableprobably going to run maya later when i get home because of last thread
>>575426371>Also your stam is too low for Pace Chaser Medium with 1 Gold recovery.Fuck i knew it...>Why did you buy Angling?Isnt it a good skill for pace? Maybe i'm retarded
> Surely I'll get some some stamina recoveries from skill hints during my GL run!> Familiar ground x2
>>575426636>Isnt it a good skill for pace?it's a good skill for very specific paces like El (whose unique activates when duelling in 1st or 2nd) or Xoguri (who doesn't care where she is)most paces won't want to activate it because they need to be out of range of their own unique to fire itit also wants you to have groundwork because if you don't get promoted it won't go off
>>575426371don't be too harsh on the newcutie
mmmm tasty
>>575425431more like SpeChump
>>575425609>>575425956Oh shit I forgot that wasnt a date event.Yeah, it makes sense that the clanker wouldn't unlock dating until after jr year. Especially since it has so much trouble with chain events. (The event to unlock recreation is a chain event).Just for fun, I should do a run with Maverick set on the choice priority list and see if I can still get See You Later.>>575425895You'd have to do it for thousands of runs, and even that wouldn't be a good sample size. Plus I'm pretty sure we don't actually know the spark inheritance rates for sure to begin with. I think those were all just taken from the data some Japanese anon did a few years ago.
>>575426931>single target debuffnever won't be funny
>>575426748Confirmed status: JOY
>>575426371>the average unemployed /uma/ player
>Made another brick
>>575427079anon's daring tact gf
>>575426359Yeah, Tachyon won by a Distance. Activated her skill animation and everything, it was a kino race to watch, everyone else was screens behind her.Now I'm gonna have a hard time learning to raise Tim Opera but I wanted her since the beginning so it will be worth it
gn
>>575427242You can't post that
>>575427079daring coalburner
> The average CM17 room
>>575427258Have fun with your emperor bro
If I remake umas in TT, is Unity strictly better? Maybe I just use 3 wit in GL?
>>575427460it's much easier to bullshit stam requirements in unityas in you can just run 6 wit (or 5 wit and Riko if you don't have 6 SSRs) and hit stam targets pretty easily by choosing where you pop bubbles, but you'd never hit that in GL because you're punished for not clicking rainbows
which uma is made in ohio?
>>575426748>>575427043I wonder when she'd stop saying master
How much stamina do you get from taking Riko to GL? I'm like 200 short and considering all options.
Big
>>575427684Old man...
>>575427043mating press
Brown
>>575427792>>575427684old men look like THIS?
>>575427651are you really gonna cuck Light Hello for that anemic ningen?
>>575426636Angling is mainly only for front runners, because it only activates if you are in first place.It can be VERY strong on a Pace Chaser with the Groundwork set up if you enter a race with no front runners in it though. So it does actually have some use in certain CMs where you fronts arent as common. But in a race with 2 or more fronts, a Pace Chaser will never activate Angling.
>>575427595Skibidi Rizz
>>575427651Just take a stam card
>>575427595Skibidi Rizz is has achieved wins as the Ohio chaser
>>575427840Bullying an old man!
>>575427970But you have to waste turns and energy with a stam card
>>575427287umasumi
>some anons were horny (/fat?) posting about Taiki last thread>eh, why not, it's not like I can run this scenario properly yet without exchanging sparks>went from barely managing SS umas and getting useless songs to 22k>stam sucks but finally getting decent songs and rainbows was nice>cowtits stronkbrb I will now masticate to plump Taiki porn
>>575428027not it that stam turn has good coin selection
post something sleepy
>>575428027outside Unity Riko only gives like 100-120 stamina without including the random trainings. you'd get about the same from spending those turns dating her by clicking a stamina rainbow, while also getting tokens (although yes, it does cost energy instead of giving it)
>>575428126
>>575428078Whenever I'm having a bad day, hearing her say "I'm... WIIIIIINNER!" makes it better. Enjoy the masterbaiting sesh, bwo.
>>575428126literally not a single FUCK givenogurin just sleeps
We fucked
>>575427840they look like this
can she actually win races or she's just a meme and emotional gutpunch in season 2?
cute
>>575428310she's also an emotional gut punch for your dick
sex with mares
>>575428310she exists to fuck with ooniger mains
>>575428285that's a gun
>>575427306and 2 more cms after thatunironically the cms would get a dramatic increase in variety if XOguri was banned or ceased to existsuch a fucking mistake of a character
>>575428078>>575428207Her body is obscene.She has to cover up or I'm going to lose all morality.
>>575427721>Called Samson Big>Is a small loliDid Kojima make this?
why are yuri fans always final boss of LARP?
>>575427287It's not night for you yet V
>>575428279Remember to be kind to your elders.
>>575428310I've almost never seen the NPC place top 3, but I'm assuming when she's actually available, people will do well
okay what if i take Rice power and then get songs that have stam bonus with it, hows that?
>>575428465this is blast one piece...
is it really impossible to get 3* sparks from making auto parents?
Why does Oguri look so retarded here
Grand Order sounds confusing with the Tokens and prioritizing which Song + Skill or buff to target first. Lotta moving parts.I'm sure auto Grand is doing way worse than a manual play but... it's over my head
>>575428773no it's just lucklets complaining
>>575428773No?
is it really impossible to get 1* sparks from making auto parents?
>>575428773Possible
>>575428894dick?
>>575428773
>>575428823i'm lucklet, that's me>>575428826fuck...
>>575428539can't speak for the others but the soul just feels lighter while reading yuri, it's not that deep
>>575428667No it isn't
>>575428773I got two so far. Still waiting for that 9* stam Ryan parent
>>575428773isnt it like a 5% of 3* at 600 stat and 10% art 1100?just get lucky and have the spark land the 20% on the stat you want and then the 5% of it being 3*
>>575428951OGURI YOU ATE ALL THE WHITE SPARKS OGURIIIIIN
>>575428454There's some rumor of evos getting implemented early but it sounds like bullshit
>>575428784no glasses, duh
I like cute face of smart falco, it's look kinda unique
>>575429036The only 3* Spark I got was Stamina, but her Legacy had a 1* Wit and a 2* Guts so it was a waste anyways.
>>575428773The fuck are you talking about?
Wife Nature propaganda still going strong since day 1
>>575429157you could still use her as a grandparent, no?
>>575429156*running to smooch you*
>>575428773I've had several, just not with good whites
>>575429164i've been running autos every waking hour for the past week, and i have yet to get a 3* grandparent...
>>575427460For sprint mile and dirt you certainly want GL, just bring a few stam sparks for mile/dirt.For Medium, GL will give you much better high rolls, but if you just want to get your TT umas made quick and easy then Unity is fine.For Long.... I'm unsure. I havent tried building a long Uma in GL yet. But at the very least, you should be able to get retention with unity umas for the next few weeks at least.
>doing TT aces>get this shitwhat a waste of luck
hag hips
>>575429238NO SMOOCH ME!
>>575429213I don't even know how to build a parent a grandparent is way too many layers too deep for me.
>>575428984Taiki's Umerican brutality on my cock thank you
>>575428773I got like four 3* blues from autoplays ever since it's out, with shit whites unsurprisingly
>>575429381I want to have drunk sex with Light Hello, accidentally impregnate her, and marry her while the grand concert happens
>>575429381she legit has an insane figure
>>575429157I play since day 1 and these are all 3* stars I have.that Maru is 9* stam but ancient with shit sparks and affinity
>>575429479She’s got child birthing hips
>>575429407grandparent is just an uma with a bunch of whites and a 3* blue and good pink with a unique thats nice to have, but not mandatory. Oguri for example is a classic gp uma.Basically just the same as making a parent but it's 2 layers of grind instead of one.
Chrono Genesis and naked men!CHRONO GENESIS AND NAKED MEN!
>>575429381a glimpse into how your trainee is going to look like after retirement...
>>575429292You do know that you need to get the stat over 1100 to have a better chance of it being 3*, right?Of course your luck may just be shit too
>>575429381post that pic. you know the one
Saving my sonwife from dishonor
>>575429512I’ve started playing at day 7 and this is what I got
>>575429682Are they any good? Mine are mostly trashy. I only started to "farm" parents a few months ago
>>575429682the heck happened to that Brian hahaha she dumb
>>575429682I think I have all of my old 3* glued lol
>>575429512I only have 2 3* Attribute Sparks. I'm day 1 but I only did 1 career per day before auto.Both 3* have no synergy with the legacy sparks. It's like random 2* stats so nothing works together.
>>575429512Here are mine. Do you play very little or what? Statistically it seems absurd that you have so few assuming you haven't been deleting the ones with shit affinity (I haven't)
>>575429754Only the S+’s are good due to the whites. Everything else is just there for pinks or to buff up parents for 9*>>575429809I did something stupid and lost at classic year but got power 3* lol
Why is Akebono so cute?
>>575430000BONO BONO
Bwos I actually tried making a CM17 aceIs this glue? I got a bit fucked on the Friendship Training RNG so I could definitely do another run but how is it as a start?
some retarded singapoorian tried to gaslight you into skipping the HOg because muh evo skills will be released early btw
>>575430134looking good anon
>>575429608
>>575430134Your power is looking a little low but it’s usable
>>575430173I skipped the hog because I dont care about her tbdesu. Even bought the ticket at first anni and then just used it on an uma I liked instead.
>>575429950As a matter of fact yeah. I never missed my daily proper career since launch, but I hardly played more than 1 or 2 runs before mant, 1 run during mant and 2 to 3 runs pre auto bot. The game is not that interesting to spent hours daily on it
>>575430134Not great not terrible. I haven't seen a late win a single CM room though.
>doxxgenesis rank actually updates in real timeHuh I thought it's always late by a day
>>575430173shut up swagapino sweepy poster
>>575430000chanko
>>575429682Similar, I've had a few more than this that I've glued. Two of these have usable legacies, none are 9*. (hit 800 careers this week)
>>575430000when an uma is big, there's more of her to grab and love
gamer moment
Sex with Akebono made me a better man
>all these bragging anons showing off their 2* sparks
>>575430251It's still odd, with 2 stats over 1100 and the rest over 600 your chance of a 3* is around 7%. Unless all your runs have been shit, you should have around 40 to 60 3* blue umas.
Is auto-trainer your trainee training by herself or being trained by another torena
Looking at my planner and the uma timeline and after the new year rush there's no umas I want to pull for 18 months...
How many speed cards if it’s a 20% speed growth Uma?And what about Wit?
>>575430439I get okay stat lines, but you know how it is with odds and all. I can live with subpar parents as long as my carat rolls are above average
>>575428927
>>57543058022This is assuming you mean good cards. If you dont have Kita/Tach/Maru you might need 3 anyway
>>5754304647 and I rape you
>>575430464Dober, you're just asking this to fulfill your NTR fantasies. I will not indulge into your shit-tier fetish! Get some better ones!! Your early shoujo work was way better!!!!
>>575430381you do not play the game the auto is doing that
>>575429569Chrono Genesis and one soon to be naked man...
After 190 rolls and only 1 Light Hello, why should I even bother?At least I've got auto parent farming going at work.
>>5754306807 and I walk you home gently
>>575430464training by herself + people from your deck sometimesthis is why auto training is GIGA shit
Having to race less then ending up with a level 3 ultimate at the end of the run feels bad
>>575430429Rape
>>575429512I started during the first KSB banner, I think I have only deleted 2 3star blue legacies so far.Only 2 of these are worth using as grand parents though(the maruzen on the top left, and the XOguri on the far left of row 4), the rest are all shit due to having bad whites.3 of these were made by the clancker.
>>575430701
>>575430885HAHAHAH I'm so glad someone actually drawn this joke, amazing
I'm so goddamn horny so post some big uma honkers
>>575431023
>>575430253There were a few Late Rickeys that won CM rooms
>>575430882Forgot my image like a retard.
no gw and head on award
>>575430885Based donkey hitting that degenerate with a tactical TRVKE
The fun part is that I have ran zero careers to earn this
>>575431106>donkey
>>575431121those whites and pinks are pretty shit. what are you even trying to do here
I'm starting to suspect that a sizeable population of /uma/ are twitterfags based on post style
>>575431143Not that donkey!
>>575431143>deepthroats Ayabe’s ear while molesting the other
Now that BA adopted Hoyoslop's pity 50/50 system. Only time will tell when JP gacha also adopt the same pity system
Everyone called her the Beach Monarch.
Is anyone here actually going to roll for Teio?
>>575431286I'm intentionally skipping the next 40 pulls to make a statement
>>575431253>Now that BA adopted Hoyoslop's pity 50/50 system.How does that shit work anyway
>>575431286My next wit cards are Bobo and McQueen, I'm even skipping Ramona.
>>575431253we'd be well off with having that honestly
>>575431327Instead of getting to pick what you want, you'll get a guaranteed featured character but random
>>575431253Nips have realized that battlepasses make more consistent money. And Uma has like 3 different ones
>>575431023this artist is so good
Eh, if I fished around more, I probably could have broken 950k again but this is fine for tonight. I do feel encouraged to revamp my sprint and mile team after free pulls on Hello/Tachyon are done tomorrow, though.
>>575431350Really? Would you be happy to roll 200 times and then dont even get the card you want?
>>575431327Imagine you start pulling for the Ticket Taishin banner.Halfway through you get a coinflip with a 50% chance to give you them, or a random rainbow.You fail that, get your 8th Rice Shower and keep pulling. You get Ticket at pull 190.In peak chink fashion, your pulls reset and you start sparking Taishin from 0. This would've also happened if you succeded le 50/50 coinflip halfway through
PLEASE THREE GODDESSES LET ME FUCK JUNGLE POCKET AND FUJI KISEKI
>>575431373The fuck, why would anyone adopt that
>>575431468what's the difference now
>>575431373Sounds awful
>>575431517looks player friendly for lawmakers but allows them to juice players even harder
>>575431517
>>575431208MSN fiend here, I wish I could spam you bwos with winks. Things were never the same since it shut down... sigh...
>>575431121All 3 of those are decent grandparents individually, but altogether they make for a bad Maruzen parent.
>>575431532200 rolls so you get your human right hag tits, but instead you get tachy by the pity.
>>575431517EA Exec became the CEO at Nexon
>>575431517Make things look more friendly when it isn't. Also, the chairman is a former EA executive lmao.
>>575428773Nyo
>>575430853if auto training is giga shit then explain this
NEW DATA AVAILABLE AIIIIEEEEE WHAT CHANGED
>>575431608>EA Exec became the CEO at Nexon>>575431631>Also, the chairman is a former EA executive lmao.Holy shit can't make this shit up
I believe in Cygames, Mr. Monkeygate, to not adopt into such scummeryalso I've seen someone on twitter say that the 50/50 is good actually because it makes the company squeeze the players more
>>575431487I'd rather get another Rice than those two
>>575428773I've gotten 3 but the whites sucked
MAYANO NERFED
>>575431608>implying Nexon was literally ever player-friendlythey're basically responsible for the concept of the Korean MMO in the west
>>575431251this is the only way to defeat umas
please go below 25 degrees celsius soon
>>575431743I'm telling Ms. Hayakawa
>>575431703Nyes I know all about the Nexon scandals like the fake rates and shit but I think it's funny that they hired an EA exec, then this gacha update goes live after.
>>575431764I'd rather it go above 12 degrees celsius soonwanna swap?
>>575431764Go buy a portable aircon. I bought one and it's been peak comfy
>>575431189>>575431307>>575431424Thank you, appreciate the support
>>575431517If you're a lobotomite casual you'll be very happy you got a shiny.>>575431695When you were going for Rice you got Teio and your BMI doubled.You also got a sixth of a Rice Shower because chinks love compartmentalization. Imagine you pulled a new horse but you got a fifth of the stats because we got rid of account-wide support cards and everything is character specific.
>>575431904I'll buy one during the coming winter. I'll tough it out for the rest of the summer. I build a mosquito net frame that at least allows me to sleep with an open window
>>575425378
>>575431764>77f>hotIt's going to be 89f 31.6667c as a high today. Get a window unit, and if you're living in a cucked state where you can't open your windows all the way, get a portable unit
why did I never notice thiswhy did no one ever point this out
>>575431517Correct me if I'm wrong but I think on paper the idea is actually meant to be player friendly>normal standard is 200 rolls to pity the featured character>50/50 system (between the featured and just general pool I think?) triggers at 100, so there's a chance your rolling ends at 100>if not/if you wanted an additional copy then you just roll to 200 as you would normallyBut then they completely kikified it >50/50 system whiffs at the 100>say you then hit the featured character at 170>your pity completely resets meaning going to 200 at this point is the same as rolling 30 fresh>this also does completely overlooks the fact that banners with multiple featured characters existsSo imagine rolling 100, getting Shakur'd, rolling to 170, getting a Light Hello and you can't roll to 200/pity for a Tachyon
>>575431960Doesnt appreciate the hag huh....
how's everyone's parent looping going
>>575431253Thank FUCK I stopped "playing it" end of last year
if I'm just starting to loop, how many skills should I be aiming for?
>>575432064Shit's taking so long I sidetracked myself making 9* stam parents for the cm with whatever whites
Can you let me fucking nap?
>>575432082Funny looking uma
>>575431195>what are you even trying to do hereTried looping the ura skills on the other two, dipped into grand live for a career to see what stats look like.
>>575432064I've gotten some nice blues and some nice collections of whites but never both together on the same grandparentGot an ok copable wi/power mile parent though in the process.
>>575432057I appreciated that hag but she's looking even better in this one...
>>575432064working on my second GGP so I can make GP's for my P's
>>575432137So true! I love Kitasan!
>>575432053I think I would quit playing uma if they implemented that here. I doubt I would even play a gacha with such a jewish pity system, if rolls are already quite restricted as is.
>>575432064Still waiting on that 4 whites 1.5% hit
>>575431532>put in 100 pulls, have a 50% shot to get the rate up. Lose the 50%? Well, now it's guaranteed at 200>However, once you get a rate-up, pity is resetOkay, not that bad, you say at first glance. However, here's the old system>You get one of the two rate-ups within 190 pulls? Sweet, go to 200, use your points to exchange for the other one.But with the new system>You get one of the two rate-ups within 190 pulls? Well, fuck you, pity is reset, you want to potentially get the other rate-up? Be ready to throw another 200 at most if you don't luckshit it before then. Yeah, spark system or points are completely goneEven if it's a banner where you only aim for one of the two rate-ups, it just feels bad.
>>575432098personal choiceaiming for more skills in your lineage will be harder but the payoff is having those skills easily availablemy list is 3-4 core skills and a few nice to haves and while I can inherit them all in most runs, getting them to stick on sparks is much harder
7h until mommy Tachy comes home
What did the various Umapasses do again in JP?
Bros who is the best starter uma for mediums TT and to increase her potential to lvl5 with med shoes?
>no racing spirit stamso close and yet so far
>>575432270>>575432270QoL in SEASON PASS form. Imagine the bullshit Paradox pulls with it's DLC filled to the brim with mandatory to have QoL features, except it's a monthly payment.
>>575432378golshi
>>575432270Free spark rerollFree locking of a colored spark to a specific type (you pay for the two of these on the first month of a scenario)Increased speed at which you collect blue vouchers to trade in for old cards+some other stuff
>>5754320982 is easy, 3 is okay, 4 is quite difficult, 5+ is absurdReduced if you can get a gold version of the skill since those have higher chances of becoming sparks
>>575428773just get lucky gwo
>>575432417She needs long shoes! I already wasted 400 and i have ZEROOOI thinking Daiwa or Grasswonder bro
>>575432378Seconding gold ship. You probably dont have any other end closers (running 3 different styles is good in TT) and her recovery means you can be cheap with stamina. Her other gold is also easy to trigger which means free points (even though it does nothing)
>>575432428Are any of the old cards even worth picking up with Blue Vouchers?
>>575432517Fuuuuck i need 200 long shoes again brooo
>>575432469>17504 rating>589 stamPlaying with fire there
>>575432476Daiwa and Grass wonder would both be fine as well if you have the shoes and sashes for them.
>>575432563Shichi speed maybe
>>575432158>+Bwo...................
>speed/dirt 2* Oh yeah, it’s all coming together
>>575432563All of them if you plan on waiting five years before you get to play the game
>>575432563is fuku still insanely good for auto in jp?
>>575432626she's not in the video... it's basically just all the meta cards
>>575432428Whats the blue voucher drop rate? Is it a similar wait period to crystals or are they faster to get
>>575432064My stupid plan for late surger Brickey is beginning to grow roots. 2-3 more solid loops, a good 2* late surger spark in a grandparent, then I can try to see if I can get a crazy Ryan parent by the end of it.
*coughs blood*At least I'm not doing it manually....
>>575432579Set up a few autos where you queue up a ton of long races and go play other games while asking your club for them, your danchou needs you
rulership is stacked
Guys I think I'm fat.
>>575432864HOI HOI
>>575432864>that rate of S+ runsRework your dick bwo, youre torturing yourself at this point
>>575432836your umastan…
>>575432864earning rewards without workingit's what Seiun Sky would've wanted
>0.03mb update out of nowhere
>>575432940ugly horse and evil horse...
>>575430885>Still In-Still would NOT lose to an old man with a hypnosis app
>>575432892Empress genes are strong!
>>575433021Suzuka's tit's sized patch
>>575432701By the point we get blue tickets, the cards in the shop will be way out of meta. Shichi SPD is still relevant only because she gives you Keen Eye for debuffing.
>>575433106>Suzuka's bust was increased by 3 millimeters
>>575431248
do you think cygays will do the kfc collab with global too
>>575432940howa
>>575430173i didn't say that tho
>>575432997Don't have Digitan so can't try to do Superstan shenanigans, and despite Uma Stan being a skill I made a priority, Seeking the Hag hasn't been simulated in a run for the auto to choose it. I debate on throwing her in, but I never got good stat output from her when trying that early on
>>575432993nta but i keep getting S+ with this deck plus fuku borrow
>>575433273l*m*n…
>>575433338
>>575431350>>575431327>>575431695Another thing with the 50/50 system is that the SSR rates are complete dogshit (lower than FGO) because it's under the premise of >no you see it's guaranteed to get the rate up character you just need to scrounge up the max pity amount each time you wanna roll on something
>>575433382what if i dont have smaru and mlb light hello
>>575433560is "rate up" actually 0.3%? The 0.75 in uma is already a piss take
>>575433560ok but you get happier pulling your character with this system doe
>>575433382I run this and get SS with Speed/Power +1100 +90% of runs, those 2 guts cards are very good at stabilizing Speed and Power plus Urara just gives a fuckton of spCopy this but keeping Marv instead of Nishino and set it to balanced
>>575432921post tummy, the architects in this thread shall declare if you're fat enough
tonight i will finally redeem my pity to MLB tachyand then another pity to get LH to 2LB
Please don’t post. Just post cute umas as God intended
>>575433809Lucky you. Unless I get a rate up from the final tenner I'm doing the same but only 1lb Lh
>>575433809bro yesterday was the last free pull
>>575433809SIR DO NOT REDEEM
>>575433809Nice. It will take me until August 10 to do mine, and then I have to spend 2 crystals on it. On the other hand, I only did like 150 pulls on the banner.
>>575433809SAAR THE TEIO PULLS WHAT IF YOU GET SPOOKED
>>575432881I can get like 18 long shoes a runSo i need to do autos for like a full day, it's insane out there
>>575433809With my last free pull today which gets me a spark, I managed to get MLB Tachyon and MLB Light Hello in 400 pulls
>>575433809keep tachy at 3lb and bring LH to 3lb instead
>>575434025I believe in the you that believes in me
she is always eating something during her chain so this was bound to happen
>>575433632Yes, trying to get the character you're actively rolling for in the banner was a 0.3% chance AND that doesn't even include any other bullshit you need to roll like more copies of the character or a separate weapons banner that specifically they need which shares the same rates.
>>575434387I cant say I give a shit what other gachas do since I dont plan on playing another one other than uma but man I hope that shit never makes it here.
>about to hit 2nd pity>plan was to have mlb tachyon with the 2 pities>currently 0lb tachyondo i just cope with 2lb tach or pull until 3rd pity + the to be sure copies of tach
So for great grandparent dirt sparking it's enough to get two 3* dirt parents with good G1 affinity and generic skills like Uma Stan and Nimble Nav and a bunch of scenario sparks, then from there build more specific grandparents with specific length and style sparks?
Was is cheating?
morning
>>575434496Tach needs at least 3lb to even be worth using. Ideally MLB because it makes an actual difference too.
>>575434547hi cute stuff
>>575434547Good morning bro
I miss the good old days... Now it's just angry newfags whining about everything
>>575434037Insane bwo, Bakushiiiin
>>575434496Got crystals?
>>575434496Do 2 tach pities + crystal and pray you get another spook on teio freebies or save up another crystal
>>575434496Surely you will get Tachy today from the free pull
>>575434287mr fat ass
>>575434547Irish boomer
>>575434606go back holofag
nyext jyiggyhttps://jiggie.fun/eOroza>https://jiggie.fun/eOrozahttps://jiggie.fun/eOroza>https://jiggie.fun/eOrozahttps://jiggie.fun/eOroza
>>575434690Let's not talk about The Troubles yeahkeep this thread civilized(ish)
Any cute nonnies here?
>>575434606I admit, Kaela and Reine uma autismo was fun to watch. Too bad Kaela gets bored quickly with games, and that CM rape certainly didn't help.
>>575433079Still LOST to an old man with a hypnosis app!
>>575434732Trying too hard to fit in.
>>575434804what's with the line on her mouth
>>575434803>spoilerHAHAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS LOSERsame
>>575434875One of my pubes got stuck in her mouth after she gave me a hypnosis vacuum blowjob
Imagine if you had bad luck on the Tachyon/LH banner and then you get 2 copies of Teio on your first free pull for her
>vturds can't help about announcing their presenceAnother day it seems
>>575434831>thinking we care about vtumorsgo the fuck back to your "gacha" thread on vg
>>575434803The 7 8 9 incident is forever burned into my head
whose trainer would lose to a hypnosis app?
Rice on my dice
>>575434951Worthless since Im out of 'rats so I would never get to pity
>>575435027Rice Villain would do this
>>575434946>long earsall that she would've needed. small ears are like flaunting your small dick
>>575434951what's so good about teio
>>575435027Dober would never do this to me right...
>>575435138raping
>>575434287mr chubby belly
Good enough for now. I probably need Rickey grandparents to pass good greens for an upgrade.Will Rickey keep failing turf races if she only has turf F during auto?
>>575433809tonight I will pull 4 Tachyon so that I don't have to borrow her forever
>>575435045Urara is tagging along
>>575435209>we're now bringing 2 gold recoveries on Xog of all thingsI HATE EVIL NATURE
7 and I rape the next Uma posted 0 and I get raped by the next Uma anon (You)’s me
>>5754352637 and and you become the next uma posted and I rape (You)
>>575435027?All unc did was treat her kindly
>>575435218That image is not relevant to dice in the slightest
>>5754353057 and I rape you
>>575434951I pitied Tachyon twice to MLB and then got 2 extra Tachyon on my last free pull. I could have pitied Light Hello instead and had both MLB but I'm retarder
>>575435027shichitore
She is talking about the next Uma below this post
>>575435256With 600 stam, yeah.
>>575435314She desperately wanted cock, Curren would do this to Torena too.
>>575423068>>575423336
>>575433560>0.3>lower than fgo>RATE UPholy fucking shit my sides. besides fgo for a few weeks, my only other gacha ever was BA, and I felt SPOILED playing that due to foresight and the "high rates". I pretty much always got what I rolled on, easily.
>>575433663what if you want specific skills from events
Give me a (You) or I rape Buena.
>>575428773its like 10% to get it
the only gacha system i liked was azur lane because they just showered you in FREE SHIT that you can just mag dump every banner and get them easily
>>575435209>600 stamlol
feels bad that her banner is so close to the big Tach and Hello brickening...
its crazy how every single uma musume did bbl, those arent natty butts
Me after this fuck ass shift
>>575423994her og design's massive tits are the breast
>>575435680she doesn't even show up in the event story gaze on me btw
>>575433560>Dogshit rates>You're unlucky and quit the game>You somehow get the thing you wanted>Demo version, roll for the weapon then grind skills and do the quests and whatever shit these slanted eyed kikes can come up with>Completely invalidated next month
>>575435680this is Curren's fault btw
>>575435524Just accept youre not getting SS thenOr maybe unlock a star for the uma youre sending into the parent grinder
Semen retention status? Use your RP before Tallying.>next week it will be over 900k
Why does Durandal larp as a knight
>>575436093980k, I got redo my TT team next week
>>575435496
>>575434529Team Spica had her, so it was fair in the end.
Theoretical hoard situation:>lets say i roll my favorite uma >i have 200 rollls>i get her on 150th roll (and tons of offbanners)SHouild i roll 50 more to get pity dupe?
>>575436206no, that would be stupid, use your statues
>>575435027Where is this image from?Where can I get the app?
>>575436093I miraculously got promoted to class 6 so I assume I'll be raped for the next week
>>575436206if you don't roll on uma banners often, then yesotherwise no
>>575436206only on those limited banners
>>575436093idk like 920? I mostly still have mant umas in there with a few new unity ones thrown in. Going to do a full overhaul starting today when the free pulls on Tachy end. Only fater that is done (and I get the support ticket) will I start doing my singular ace for cm because I need that ticket for Neicha wit dupes.
>>575436093Only remade 6 out of 15 and that got me 951k
>>575436093923k. I'll drop next week since I'm still making stamina parents.>>575436206Nah, just save the 7500 carats. This happened to me with Piss Falco a few days ago, but I got her at 180 instead. Pulled the last 20 just because I like to gamble umas.
>>575436292>today is the last day of Tachy pulls>no magical multi Tachy spook will happen on the last day
>>575436206At 150? Nah.I did this recently at 186, and it was wasteful but I just went for it
>>575436384If it does you should grudgepost yourself
>>575436384It's not over until it's over bro....
Guys I'm a loser poor unattractive chud how do I get an uma wife?
>>575436384I don't want Tachshit though, give me 2 Ligh Hellos
>>575436490stop being poor
>>575436490unleash your AURA
>>575436518>stop being poorHow to achieve this?
>>575436564get a job
>>575436490I guess there is always creek
>>575436251https://exhentai.org/g/3902563/33d464d6e2/>Where can I get the app?I'll be releasing the alpha soon™ on umachan
>>575436490by bettering yourself instead of asking grown ass men on the internet what to do when a woman wouldn't come 10 feet within any of you. or settle for a mob uma.
>Someone named "Oguri Pad" applied to the clubThere are some weird af names out there
>>575436384I'm at 375 pulls right nowAt 310 I had 0LB LH and 1 LB tachyonI told myself that if I don't roll another copy of either tachyon or LH I'll quit after the month endsWe'll see in 6 hours if I quit or not
>>575436618>get a jobHow to get a job???
>>575436490You are designated Sirius or Super Creek
>>575436694Did you use your pities already?
>all this shit>no med sparkevery fucking time
>>575436636Yes...Yes!!!Damn I already had this favourited but I never got around to reading it
Tachyon is not worth 600+ pulls how did so many people here get 0 or only 1 tachyon copy in 200 and decide to keep going
>>575436093Barely safe with 906k but I remade 3 umas since then, think I'm going to retain for the next... two weeks? as well
>>575432378I wouldn't recommend raising ANYONE to potential 5 until you get more umas to potential 3. Its much more cost effective, and you have 15 slots to fill on your TT team. Potential 5 sklls arent any better than potential 3 skills, they just cost more.But once you DO get the resources to do so, prioritize getting Goldship, and Maya to potential 5. They are both really strong for CMs, and Goldship really needs that extra heal for Long TT.After that, Nature, Vodka, Ryan, Grass, and Creek are next. They all have strong skills for their 5th potential. Who you get first should be based more on who you plan to enter into Open league CMs rather than TT though.After that, comes Tachyon and Scarlet, they both have good recovery skills for their 5th potential, however you will most likely be running Scarlet on mile TT and Tachyon on Medium TT for now, so they dont need the extra recovery. If you plan to run them in a CM where they will need that recovery, then you can bump them up to the above tier.Next get Ticket, Grove, and King's 5th potential. Their potential 5 skills dont anything but they are cheap and guaranteed to activate so they are good for TT.Fukukitaru's potential 5 is unlikely to activate. But buying it will bring you good luck, so its actually more important than any other skill in the game. Buy it right now and you will quadruple your chances of pullomg Tachyon and LH on your free 10 pull tomorrow.Potential 5 for Pasa, along with Urara's 3rd and 5th potentals are good skills but not for those umas. Dirt TT is only on mile so you dont need the recovery, you will have better things to spend your SP on.Do not buy Bakushin's potential 5 either, it is impossible to activate, its a terrible skill for any uma.
>>575434628>>575434629>spend my two crystals+pity on tach to mlb>was planning on spending 1 crystal on finmo to mlbguess finmo still isn't going to mlb for a while
>>575436810when you view a card as 600 pulls you really start to realize these early cards are dogshit to pull.
>>575436810It's statistically impossible to not 3LB on 400 pulls and then you use your rainbow stone.Getting only 0LB after 400 would never happen.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>575436490unironically, topro goes all in on you if you're the first to scout her
>>575436917I can understand being willing to go 600 deep on Ramonu, 600 deep on Pasa etc... but Tach really isnt worth that.
>>575436789No
>>575436868>>575432378>Fukukitaru's potential 5 is unlikely to activate. But buying it will bring you good luck, so its actually more important than any other skill in the game. Buy it right now and you will quadruple your chances of pullomg Tachyon and LH on your free 10 pull tomorrow.This is true btw. I also always learn it on my Fuku runs for extra extra luck
>>575436965You fool.... every pull happens independently of the last. 200 pulls and 0 tachyon copies doesnt mean you'll suddenly start getting them in the next 200.....
>>575434949can you extrapolate?
>2LB hello, zero Tachy>250 pulls including free rolls>unredeem sparkDo I go for 400 or nah
>>575436965
>>575436810I still don't know who gaslit people into going all in on a 1 scenario wonder like Tach
>>575436972Just use crystals for those cards gwo
>>575437124do you think you'll somehow get 3 tachyon copies in the next 150 pulls?
>>575437150but she works for 2 scenario
the "BLO click to see le FULL IMAGE" interactiveslop on xitter is fucking pissing me off
>>575436993Well then, roll to 400, use both pities on Tachy + crystal and you have MLB Tachy at least. LB0 LH is useable, if you have to borrow a specialist card. Now stop dooming.
i hate it when my 80 spec prio and 2 sp bonus speed card is suddenly dead after 3 months
>>575437172Unironically what cards are you guys planning to spend your crystals on? Or are you guys just hoarding them as backup to MLB
>>575437224You're forgetting the useless skills she has
>>575437191me too I'm pressing not interested in all of these
>>575437150She's more than a 1 scenario wonder tbdesu and she's def better than ntr or fuku so many people were waiting for her to be their second speed SSR (me included)But If I hadnt gotten 2 copies in my first 200 I simply wouldnt have rolled for her and suffered for one more scenario and went for Pokke instead....
remember, if you pull for tachyon that means you will miss out on divine speed
>>575437217>Now stop dooming.mmnyo I don't think I willI've been looking for a reason to quit anyway so this is it
>>575437307That piece of shit card comes late into the scenario. Perma borrow for me. Is it even usable at low LB?
>>575437282yeah i hate it when my +3 hint gold velocity midrace skill is suddenly useless after 3 months
>>575437279Not saving them for specific cards but specific scenarios. I'll use a crystal on any card I want to roll and mlb on if I am 1 copy away after 200, 400, 600 pulls etc because rolling for just one more copy feels kinda bad.
>>575437279They love to hoard but don't realize 30k carats is worth more than a crystal
>>575437279Basically I'll use them if I get raped on a banner hard
>>575437387>Pace only goldAka the worst running style in the game for now
>>575437349that's very cute, she's so serious about food
>>575437490i knew it i shouldn't have pulled xoguri!
>>575437307everyone is borrowing this
>>575436889We get a selector in a few days with all cards up to speed maru allegedly
>>575437279Ramonu and Pasa are the best crystal cards, because it's non stop rape with banner after banner of human rights tier cards that will happen around that time.
finally got a stamina/medium parent brosd-don't look at the whites
>>575437302Ntr is useless but Fuku is really good for Auto runs.I think Fuku sees some niche use in GM too since you might want 2.5 Speed cards for some umas there
>>575437605No one bounces like this
>>575437307I didn't even roll for Light Hello
>trying to build aces in GLmiserable>playing Bakushin, Fuji and Taiki in GLcomfy hors hoursIve seen the light and I accept second place in B Finals
>>575437562>in a few daysIt's today, you only need to make an uma with the scenario spark and you get it.>>575437603>2*stmYou can still keep cooking that Tachyon!
>>575437546Won't be OP anymore after this scenario
>>575437610Fuku being good for autos was something we found out like a week ago, I dont think that should count in the card evaluation. More of a lucky coincidence than anything else.Also I dont think anyone will be using in Fuku in GM. That scenario has bigger trainings and actually a lower speed cap then GL so 2 speed cards will be the norm again even for low growth umas.
>>575437605succubus
>>575437603>XOguri nigger
new wahey dropped
>>575437340Sweepydev spotted in /bag/
What is the Class 6 retention line right now? I'm in class 5 right now, so I cant check.
>>575437839just below 900k basically
I need an Uma wife who is dependent on me and has low self-esteem that she actually thinks she needs me.
>>575437779Wish my high schoolgirl trainee would stop hitting on me...
>>575437839896k
uuhhh currenxisters what is this
> Got LMB Nakayama wit> Apparently a really good stat stick according to math> Special priority is 0> This scenario rainbows are really importantHmmm
>>575437957Curren is into kinky shit with her torena
i ran a smear campaign on my trainee earlier because i thought i could farm some (you)s defending herhow do i get her to forgive me?
>>575437359You dont get to doom, when you got all you need to play game. Especially with auto nowadays.
>>575437727For GM I heard some sloptubers say you might want 2.5 Speed cards on 0 Speed growth bonus umas. I have never actually played GM so I have no idea how true that will be.
>>575437804Not surprised. I used to browse /bag/ for 4 years.
>>575437957thats a stallion
>>575437804so the bot the abandoned frfr
>>575437605I HATE CURREN
> 40 more days until I can redeem AgnesMy parent loops are suffering, I cant get all the whites and also enough dirt to get Maru to B
>>575437804that's not in /bag/ but fgo tho
The people saying a card will only last for X months are the same people who thought Fuku speed would die mid MANT and that throne died in less than a week.
>>575437804>pedo posts in /bag/color me surprised!
>>575437279The crystals are when you get raped by a banner which WILL happen, it's not if, it's when
Curren should wear a leotard like the slut she is
SEX
Guys I want to fucking mating press Bouquet'dor and impregnate her so bad.
Bed breaking sex with Taiki Shuttle.
>>575438285vivlos CUTE
>>575438136Just seems unlikely to me due to the things I mentioned. I'll also be rolling for Pokke though who has 3 speed bonus so maybe I might just be priviliged in GM to never have to do 3. Also havent played GM so we'll just have to wait and see.
>>575438227>people have started calling Digitan, Agnes too
>>575438293
people still play shadowverse?
>>575436868Bwo it's half TP and x2 drop rate, i will do it, but i would take time, but insanely less time than if i do it later>I wouldn't recommend raising ANYONE to potential 5 until yBut isnt gold skills important for TT? Also i already have 4 Potential 5 umas, two for LONG (lmao)>But once you DO get the resources to do so, prioritize getting Goldship, and Maya to potential Yeah, i got it, i started autofarming LONG boots again and i need long boots for MqQueen, so i need 400 of them (insane)>Fukukitaru's potential 5 is unlikely to activate. But buying it will bring you good luck, so its actually more important than any other skill in the game. Buy it right now and you will quadruple your chances of pullomg Tachyon and LH on your free 10 pull tomorrow.I will do it someday for the memesInsane info bro ty, So Maya and, Goldhi>>575437040I like fuku postersi have MLB Tachi and LH im newcutie but with a bought starter account
niggas be like agnes
>>575438481>those leg marksDigitan is a cutter?
>>575438285Umamusume is a pedo game
>>575438480>spoilerHonestly probably best way to go about it. Hope you have fun bro
>>575437727You're forgetting about the secret luck mechanic. Do you actually think Fukukitaru being good for independent training happened just by random CHANCE? No, it was luck.See >>575437040 it always pays to invest in Fukukitaru. People who believe in Shiraoki-sama and got Fukukitaru to MLB, all got MLB Tachyon in 200 pulls.
>>575438481AGNES THAT'S MY OSHI
>>575438481>>575438570Hot...
>>575438571I want Mayano to give me a suck.
I think Agnes is ugly.
>>575438587>Hope you have fun broI really like this game and cute posters here
>>575438682trve
>>575438682fuck you Agnes is my aunt's name don't say that
>>575438571nah, feeder/hag gameworry not, Maya is getting there someday
>>575438334You are getting mating pressed instead
>>575438626I already officially apologized to every Fuku roller in this thread for being smug about skipping a card thats only really good for 1 scenario. The cult of Shiraoki obviously knew something I didn't and it was foolish of me to question their ways
>finally hit a usable agnes>forgot to put a dirt* as grandparentsfug
>>575438741>cute posters herestop it anon don't make me blush
so why did sweepydev abandon us?
>>575438571she's a child bro
>>575438334
>>575438741You're plenty cute youself!
>>575438898Out of 10!
>>575438227You only need dirt C to do dirt autoJust use mayano top cun
>>575438895If you did what he did you too will feel great shame for your actions and quit the game
>>575439026How many ejaculations am I allowed today, Flash-san?
MANT>>>>GL
>>575439149Is this sweepydev
>>575439149Nishino... Deflowered...
Watching hundreds of Main/Uma stories I skipped, which all focus on friendship, understanding and rainbows, while my Uma runs through her career 40+ race career al-... Independently I'm gonna glue her anyway
>>575439012> Dirt EThat's worse
You will NEVER get a Pedal to the Medal + Uma Stan + Racing Spirit Stamina or whatever other autism skill EverEVER
>>575439026How many times do I get to cum and where should I cum today?
>>575439280Yeah but I'd be fine with just uma stan and racing stam for now. Every time I've managed to get those whites on my gp the blues and pinks have been shit
>>575439261You dont have a single dirt gp?
>>575439280I just need gw head on and ura unity skills
>>575439280just put the stam*3 in the bag bwo
Watching pakalive game of life had me smiling like a dumbass. I need more of tama’s kansai dialect
>>575439295Flash wouldn't be able to manage my ejaculations properly if she dressed like this...
>>575439502Idk if she wants me to cum like a fountain then that outfit is doing exactly what it is supposed to
Flash is not that bold
>>575439280Nah, three skills is doable.
>>575439572today's schedule is to blueball you torena
>>575439621FUUUUUCK I hate blueballing days>>575439617She literally shows off her cleavage with every win. She'll do whatever it takes to conquer your heart
>>575439617
I don't like Flash.
>>575439756We trainers have human rights. We will not be pawns to our trainees
Hehe
>>575439502you'd have to hold it in and nut at the exact moment she tells you to
>>575439787Stick to the schedule!
Sex with flash and her roommate
I love Flash
I will never love a g*rman
>>575439280>You will NEVERThat's right. Auto will.
>>575438334The fotm boost is over...
Flash sperm management...
Death to Germans, death to Nazis.
>>575438898Stupid brat
>>575439917hoeh
Flash is cute
>>575438480>But isnt gold skills important for TT?Yeah, but you have 15 slots to fill. 3 potential 3 umas can activate more golds than 1 potential 5 and 2 potential 0s.>I have a bought account and not a fresh one.Well shit, you should have said that earlier, I though you didnt have resources. I'm surprised you dont have more shoes though. Sure buy whatever you want if you have the gold.But back to TT. Golds are important but they arent THAT important. Activating a gold skill is worth the same as activating 2.4 white skills. Getting a potential 5 skill gives you the ability to buy the skill, but it doesnt give you hints for it. A lot of the time buying 3 skills can be better for TT than buying a Gold because its cheaper. Of course you also have to pay attention to their activation requirements, some skills are harder to activate than others.
>>575439993>>575439901>>575439868>>575439860>>575439694>>575439617>>575439295Flash doesn't act like this.
Just booked a flight to Germany and back after seeing all these Flash posts
>>575440129She sure is :3
>>575439280just believe
>>575439917>>575440035
Falco isn't sex
eishincord raid
>>575440209Falco is also cute
>>575439998>>575439958>>575439787Nein...
so have you guys figured out GL yet or are you just autoing still
>>575440209Falco doesnt seem to be happy with this sleeping arrangement. Perhaps because the umapyoi kept her up....
>>575440297TAIKI SLUTTLE
damn Mayanowhy do you get to have so much SP on any run
dirt love
>>575440317i haven't done a single manual GL run
>>575438862Just borrow someone with a Dirt spark, Oguri only needs 1. Medium sparks are more imortant.
the fourth reich...
butt scratcher umas...
>>575440170>and back
Interrupting the Eishin epidemic with a beautiful brown
>>575440403Flash wouldn't want that...
>>575440317It's MANT but you're chasing 5 currencies through training instead of one currency through races
He is still a handsome horse
>>575440379>>575437804we got some dirt sparks made in house right here
I am a lefty libtard. Which Uma is for me?
>>575440540God bless this artist
>>575440608Stay Gold
why did they stop giving the full 100 free pulls on a single banner?
>>575439149is it pedophilia if she wanted you to fuck her?
>>575440608
>>575440684The only time it happened was an anomaly when we got global-only extra pulls on Riko
Her song is such a banger. Cant stop listening to ithttps://youtu.be/aOeBte28eWI
why did she do it bros
Fuku told my trainee that microwaving a 3 pound lobster in the student council room will help us win the next race, so we're each going to do one so it doubles the luck
Uma for retarded tankie larpers like Hasan?Uma for gross chud like Asmon?Uma for liberal capitalist pig middle like Destiny?
torenas will not expect the surprise Shakute
>>575440842She couldnt take the banz
>>575440784
>>575440950golshi for all of them
>>575436810Well, I only got one copy of Tachy in the first 200, but my LH was at 1LB already, so I knew that even in the absolute worst case scenario, I would still have MLB Tachy and 1LB LH if I spent my rainbow crystals. Did that obviously knowing that it is unlikely to pull +200 without getting either of them, also. I don't gamble when it comes to those stupid support banners, if I'm pulling it's because I will have what I want no matter the cost.
>>575440608All of them.Umas don't care for political agendas
>>575440842Told Suzuka that a relationship with her trainer was doomed to fail.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MgXGSCWNmLE
>>575441165
AAAIIIEEEEEEE THEY ADDED REAL DIRT UMAS INTO MY FALCO CAREERTHEY ARE CAUSING FALCO TO KWAB RANDOM RACES
>>575441165what a hag
>>575423068Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
I was just remembered that Gentildonna is dead...
>>575441396proof?
>>575441464life is hecking short...
>>575441464She lives on in our hearts....Also it's either I was reminded or I remembered eslbro
>>575441464>last year saw 2 triple tiaras die
>>575441464She won...finally...
I just remembered global killed Urara
>>575441464I always knew Falcoturds were ESL
>>57544153016 years i feel is a tad short unless they died of an accident or colic or something like that
>>575441629Jesus christ I didnt know it was this bad
>>575441690And Ass Wonder
Many umas you care about are alive
RICKEY NOOOO RICKEY YOU ARE BRICKEY MY CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRAAAAAAAAAAA
>>575441806name one
>>575441464more like gentilgoner am i right lol
>>575441779Me? I'll be comforting Shina on yet another 2nd place finish, telling her that's she's number one in my heart.
>>575441359Yeah mine
did my first grand live run. haven't played since unity. can i cap speed with just kita & tachy? am i supposed to chase light on trainings?
>>575441903
>>575441903Light Hello! You can't die if you never existed!
>>575442015you want to rainbow train as much as possible since it doubles the amount of tokens you generate
>>575441903Ai-chan
>>575442067
>>575441690>>575441789and soon Doto
>>575441903Chaos reigns
Remember we used to get 1500 carats gibs randomly
>>575442216LET CHAOS REIGN!!!!
>>575442203Golshi will die faster
Umas are infected with parasites that take the form of their ears and tails, they are running fast because their bodies cannot compute how taxing it is, they lack free will and you should not trust them
Yeah okay but this is Ai as well
>>575441779At least she was consistently strong 2nd and eventually placed above Gentildonna in some race(s). Unlike Lucky Lilac whose placements kept slipping and she then spent the rest of her career dodging Almond Eye after the tiara.
>>575442392Almond eye's outfit doesn't fit her at all, you are not a skateboarder
>>575442257>1500 caratsew wtf>50000 moniesCYGENEROUS
>>575441690kek the funniest thing was that people were in denial
>>575442257you can get that with auto in 2 weeks now
>>575442576...over what?
Part 3 today?
7 and I rape Ai0 and I get my ass beat by Joshua “Ai-Chan’s Toreina” Graham
retard award for this post >>575442632
>>575441690Don't remind me...
>>575442632over killing her
>>575442571Mambo is deranged
>>575442686I have no idea what the mechanics implied are here
>>575442632Haru was already old and sick by the way
>>575442672lmao
I'm confused with the "I wanna win with you" skill, it says users fans, is that meaning, not the trainee's fans?
>>575442706you wouldnt get it
>>575442761160k career fans for your uma
>>575442761your trainee is the user of that skill
>>575442761Remember your danchou telling you to do 10 MANT runs a day? Turns out he was trying to look out for you. You didn't listen and now you're fucking bricked bwo
>>575442761Uma's fansThe ones you got in the career
7 and this is the next op
>>575442751Why are mares like this
>>575442826Wow they finally added the multipliers, fuckass gametorah.
>>575442706Yeah...
7 and this is the OP
wtf why do I have an umafans
7 and i shit and piss my pants again
>>575442893If trainers are popular with girls why am I not???
>>575442802I dont get it, maybe never will...
>>575442359reporter-san...
>>575442860nyo....
we need a GLUG op
>>575442946You're secretly popular with uma musumes called Matikanetannhauser
>>5754430197 and I rape this Suzuka
>>575442864Umas can do whatever they want, they let you believe you have a form of control over them because they like toying with human heart, try saying "no" to an uma and see how they react
>>575442984Lets rerollll
7 and you stop rolling for 7s
Who's the anal uma?
>>5754430197 and she keeps glugging
777is that all you guys can say
started an auto without changing agenda awardWhy doesn't it just save the last agenda like it saves parents?
7 and I get a smooch
>>575443194for the funnies and -15 tp and potentially -1 borrow
>>575443160If we aren't 7 rolling, we're talking about club drama or the fact that trainers don't have rights
7 and we stop doing 7 posts
>>575443149Kingu
>>575443256Does she do ass to mouth?
Seven
If this post is a 7, not a single one of you get a copy of Tachyon or Light on the final 10 pulls.
>>575443248we NEED an /uma/ club reshuffle every month
shai
7?More like 67!!!
Doing anal with Kingu because she wants to save the real sex for after her graduation
kill all fukufags
More like 7 more main dishes.
7 and I get two Tachyons in the last free 10 pull
>>575443379Why are her clothes torn
are we seveningi guess we're seveningthere's a seven right there!>>575443357
>>575443447you better post the rolls
>>575443447GREEDY SPE
>>575443447May my club be half as blessed as you
>>575443447>7I hope it happens!
>>575443447Better post your rolls, bro.
>>575443442Name favorite 7 dishes
baker-san! onegai!
>>575443447we WILL be checking
7 and that anon will not get his 2 tachyons in the last free 10 pull
>>575443630I'm at work so no baking
>>575443534>>575443560>>575443565>>575443570>>575443595>>575443637I will post rolls
>I luck shitted two tachyons with my free 10 pull and the 1.5k I got after the free 300 dailyThis means that in order to mlb el condor passa I will need to spark 4 times.
>>575443747>7
>>575443747>another 7Holy. It has been ordained.
7 and he will get nothing
the evil spechud has been defeatedlong live good specute
>>575443627>Cordon Bleu with fries>rolled roast from boar>roulade with thurigian dumplings>pizza tonna>pasta in garlic creamy chicken>roasted chicken breast with steamed broccoli and wedges>german meat loaf with mashed potatos
7 and i get Maruzen today
>>5754442747 and I transfer my luck to you, 4 and I am struck down by Shiraoki-sama
>>575444152Damn that's some good food
>>575444152>roasted chicken breast with steamed broccoli and wedgesI'm eating this today but grilled chicken breast instead
I can feel itWe will have a mega massive TRIPLE SIMULTANEOUS BAKES
when is the paka live
>>57544456746 hours from now
>>575444593>>575444593>>575444593
>>575444415I make that with my air fryer, so its technically roasted>>575444392my favorite food stuff even!
>>575444621:(
>>575431253Wouldn't be a problem if nip gachas didn't do double featured banner slop
