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>>575948438posting in the obese chud thread
Hey, (You)!The renowned, widely known club Autis/uma/ has ONE warm, comfy spot open just for (You)! Yes, THE Autis/uma/! Isn't that incredible?Unfortunately, one of our esteemed dacchis is retiring. However, that also means (You) could join our fun club!What we offer:>active chat>friendly dacchis>non-stop shoes>A/A+ gibs>a danchou who actually does something and cares for the clubInterested? Reply with your ID, or apply tomorrow in-game with /uma/ in your bio.Our danchou will add you as soon as possible after our retiring dacchi takes his leave!
i haven't done a manual run since the start of the event
>>575948210How do i apply for the kitasan gay sex?
Digitan LOVE
>>575948681Buy a kitasan cosplay and wear it?
Tachyon LOVE
Brown
>>575948539I thought ryanchou said he was leaving at the end of the monthA rank might be a bit too optimistic
KIMI TO
>>575948539i aint reading allat
this one
LOVE Ryan
Last Thread
>auto gl umas get 20k but my manually made umas get at most 18kbrb kms
>>575948812KACHITAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4WsrtLrqE
This is so amusing to watch. Which one will kill the other? WIll they both do it?Will they both fail?Which one will be the laughingstock for august?Stay tuned to find out!
>>575948603>reddit tachyon
>>575948915
>>575948812ZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOOMOI
Kumiyabe vs Sasa who's our GOAT?
>>575949052have they ever made a new 3d outfit just for a support card before?
>>575949206Who's Sasa?
>>575949276vivlos last year
>>575948790Don't believe everything you read, anon.
>>575948915>rape skyGladly
Mambo is recruiting two neighas interested in a drama-free A+ club. No strict quota, just be active and use your TP.Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
GL so boring Im gonna have to start posting my cock again
gotta admit that"Whether it's springtime or summer or autumn or winter, Burn with hope and ambition and run"is bars part of the song
I, I, I love tall, brunette women with smug faces who walk around with their big asses and big tits bouncing around like they're in a fashion show...
Worth spending my selector to LB1 Fuku speed so that i can start borrowing some other card for independent training? I'm still struggling to hit SS consistently.
>>5759493921 Career every 3 days?
>>575948790SURELY not even goyma club would be this evil to pull that twice in a row
Taiki Milk
>>575949276For now they did it for NY and Summer twice and Halloween once
>>575949392Adorable picture for an adorable club
>>575948539>a danchou who actually does something and cares for the club
>>575949502more like 3 careers every 1 day
>>575949502Rumor has it the rules are changing.
>>575949657>tfw I have to press a couple buttons 3 times
Now that all free pulls are done, are you going to work on your aces?
hi I'm out just saying hello hi hiii!!!>>575948550thanks no that was all thank youiuuuuu
>>575949778honestly.nyo
>>575949332>>575949585so it's pretty much guaranteed that summer pandora will eventually be playable
>>575949484Fuku isn’t really needed
>>575949778>aces>pluralheh...
>14 career races in the training focused scenarioNot ideal
Don't set your quotas too high when 1/2 TP ends
>>575949784Alright, no problem! Let me know if you do end up needing something. Know that you are seen and you are valid.
I just deleted all the crapano shittey I've ever trained. Shit ass uma. I'd delete her from my account if I could. I'll just run xog like everyone else.
>>575949852they wouldnt make a model for nothing, in fact they separated it from the summer boyuma banner because they know it will easily mog it
>>575949778I didn’t even run in the last cm, no
>>575950054I told you Feng Shui isn't real.
IN NO WORLD IS THIS A GOOD SCEN WTF
>>575950054por que no los dos?
>>575949778yea
>>575949852Of course they didn't make her for nothingI think more and more story events will get 3 alts to address the fact that at this rate it will be hard to give 2 alts to everyone. Not even talking about potential 3rd alts that will definitively be a thing at some point (you can't seriously believe Kita, Spe or Teio will never get another alt)
>>575950054nyo...
>Next CMs are medium mile medium long>No anon, you NEED to loop racing stam
>>575950129your hog might be retarded
Everyone's hero, Oguri Cap.
>>575949784hi can you bounce on me like this?
>>575949962YOU ARE KNOWN AND SEEN TOO SORRY FOR BEING SO SELFISH I CARE TOO
to think the game will only get worse from here
>>575950320Lore accurate oguri
how do I go from making loopslop great-grandparents to actually getting a usable parentI can't get good blue+pink+white to save my life
>>575950381Glad to hear it!
>>575950381You're the most selfish person I know here
>>575950319It's for future investment dumbo
>>575950482Proof?
to think the game will only get better from here
>devote your whole life to meRickey...
Based on how many fans the 500th club got in the past week the minimum for A+ right now is 140M fans each month
>>575950345Look at those norn aces
>>575950452you put the ggps together on an uma with a desirable ult until you make a gp. then you do it again. then you put those gps together to make a parent
>>575950610what did she put in the chocolate...
>>575950625The jpfication of /uma/
>>575950457ehehehe......
Boane is in the movies right now in middle yurop this week. I got ticket for sunday. Will you guys go to see it too?
This card has been very good for me when training Umas with built-in recovery. Makes it possible to hit 900 Stam without any Stam cards and the 15% Training effectiveness is very good.
>>575950625we're on half tp
anyone else grinding for URA sparks
>>575950452Bring loopas. Bring good cards. Borrow Fuku. Auto GL for SS for guaranteed 2*+
/uma/bf who will sit in my lap while he plays and get really excited showing off his account this month for sure
>>575950625I am in that club...
Theres too many umas I like a lot. I cant have an oshi pick. I love them all.
>>575950896this is me every morning that's how miserable everything feels
>>575950896Yes. It's been 3 days. No good parents yet. My new job starts on Monday. I won't have much more time.
>>575951018someone flips your skirt every morning?
Can I meme deck guts in Unity? 3 guts/3 wit sounds like the plan
are wit cards actually gaslight for grand concertwit cards do not benefit from LH energy reduction
>>575951018qrd?
>>575951018People say it gets better but I have yet to see it happen
>>575951018you look like slender man though not kitasan
>Hating my club>Currently top1 earnerAny poachers...?
>>575950764A lot of the thread is Umerican
>>575951210Mambwo nyo...
>>575951101they let you farm a good amount of tokens while recovering energy what the fuck do you mean
>>575950054You are weak. Go back to training easy umas for weaklings.You don't have what it takes to be a RickeyChad and grind dozens of careers for the perfect run.Have fun with the hollow experience of training non Rickey umas now.
>>575950896Hell no. I'm not skipping out 3k+ skill points and 1.1k on the stat I'm hunting for a shitty meme inherit
>>575950319>usable in everythingWhat's the problem
>>575951254bro rainbows with LH cost like 10 energy
>>575951317Why do you want to kill yourself?
Should I just make my aces in Unity seeing as how GL gives you fuckall for stamina? You need like 1k stam minimum to not get raped by hogs
>>575951260>a shitty meme inherit/uma/ will say this then complain about not getting enough stam in gl
>>575951210ryandancho...
>>575951082he does yep>>575951128I want to>>575951193wrong>>575951179I laughed out loud and everyone is hiving le looks nownrick you
>>575951413If you want to have 200 less speed than all the other umas sure.
>>575951260why are you retards still grinding for URA skill sparks in URA, you should be getting them from parents
oh. both Admire Vega and Mr. C.B. give daring strikeso I shouldnt be taking my 0lb Vega when I borrow the latteryes. I understand now
>shitflinging about clubs>hating on the new scenario>hating on CMs>depressionposting>anons deserting their oshisthis never happened before the agpcuties went extinct...
Hello friends!!
>>575951385Why are you still playing manually?
>>575950970that /uma/bf? meHaAHAHAHAHAHAHH DIEEE DIE DIE DIE FUCKING DIEEE GONNA TSBSBSD DIEE
>>575951671Are you retarded? Read what racing stam does again
>>575951638Hello bwo
>>575951638sexy little baby
>>575951413Wasn't this about looping?
>>575950769>-30 energynyoo
>>575951638running a train on tsuyoshi
>>575948438Spe wife
>>575951242I know, but it doesnt hurt to try.
>>575951726there is no need to have a melty
join /Uma/ Club
>>575951638
wahey
>>575951870this is what happens when you give lolcows a safe space
join Uma&Co
>>575948915>card need mlb
>>575951210Id?
>>575951890I can't get 20 Billion fans next month
She took my virginity.
>>575951959Umama is not a lolcow she is in high demand and everyone likes her
You can call girls "kitten" or "puppy". What's the equivalent of that with horses?
>>575952080Maya took mine...
I didn't think getting 2 ssr on the paid banner could upset me, but when one is an already mlb dupe and the other is also a dupe in a run style i rarely use, yeesh.
>>575952168>she
>>575949319Sasapoliton
>>575952168I learned through therapy that these kinds of affirmations are actually dangerous to your mental health
Which uma has sucked the most cocks?
my kingdom for end closers with built in speed growth
>>575952216
>>575952234BRIAN SPOTTED, HI BRIAN AWOOOO
>>575951890>>575952023Fuck off
>>575950479I saw a translated vod of this, was funny
I wish to make sweet love to Fusaichi Pandora
>guts 1 medium 2 unique 1or >speed 3 turf 1 unique 2White sparks are almost identical. >why consider gutsMainly because I trained this one for medium sparks. Ryan btw.
I grinded 110m fans since auto dropped...
>>575952374>Fuji>yurislop
>>575952234scammed
>>575949556
>>575952615What a coincidence. So is my penitz
>this thread got like 10 4chan adjacent clubs>every club has 30 members>300 people atleast playing uma musume and visit this threadIsnt it insane? I thought we have here like 15 posters
godrolled
>>575952642Is there one of these with Curren? I'd like to jerk off to it tonight if there is.
>>575952679Kill boyumas
>>575952707I love this girl from Kentucky.
>>575952913we will end you instead
>>575952480
>>575952790There's clubs like Bricked and Uma&Co whose members are mostly recruited from Discords
>SS rating>1100+ stam/power>30+ racesHow do I do this consistently in independent training? Can I just drop speed cards entirely and just bring 3 pals + 3 power cards? For now I get SS consistently with fuku + 2 speed + 3 pals
cute
does anyone have the good parents for each style chartonegai
>>575949206Sasa has a better artstyle but Kumiyabe is hotter
>>575952642Super scammed.
>>575952963>we
>>575952790ExcelUma is full of our alts. There are spies in various other clubs as well.t. Danchocord member
>>575952790Many of those people are not active in the thread. We do have a decent amount of posters though
>>575952332me
Would Spechan have sex with me?
>>575953095
>>575952480rulership is a pitslut?
>>575952790200 of them are my smart fridges
>>575952790Threads like this have hundreds of posters yesIt's even more if you count the lurkers
Club Spot Onegai~
>>575953203How many carrots have you got?
>>575953016>200 gyarus in the schoolCringe
>>575952794Why is ass scratching Seiun good again?
>>575953018holy jealous
>>575953243*squints* okay does anyone else whose phone doesn't automatically resize images have it
>>575953243Cat Maya is one of the most used pace inherit currently and she's not hereBullshit
>>575953083Those requirements are too high. Even 1100 stam alone usually requires substential stam sparks.
>>575953186
>>575953396If you blow me I'll give you a spot in /Uma/ Club.
>>575953243S tier late, next to Brian - who's that? Gentildona?
>>575948884If you do, why put her in the grandma outfit?
Honestly I feel like this general has gone into a very weird direction as a result of me doing some bored gaybaiting. I'm not saying I'm solely responsible for the AGP anons but it feels like I enabled them.
>>575953495Get a pair of glasses, cuck
>>575952937
>>575953186>>575953604white woman jumpscare
>>575953018All 30+ Uma&Co members are from this thread. Doesn't matter how much you lie about it. Incel.
>>575953623
>>575953604the face I make after having pleasured 20 /uma/jisans in one day
you will never get a smooch from me
>>575953720you can't have 30+ members
>trust me bro flash is for (you)>trust me bro falcon is for (you)>meanwhile they act blatantly homósexual???
>>575952480>>575953271someone edit in the licking chiyo
>>57595324390% of the SS are already in global...
>>575953432What if "we" (frontGODS) had wit cards that aren't complete ass for fronts?>Why is ass scratching Seiun good again?10 TE 1 Skillpoint, and the possibility of getting level 3 groundwork hints
>>575953841Please?
>>575953635It's the other coal burner, Gran Alegria
>>575953495Oh damn did not notice it was so crunchy, sorry
Im using independent training to try and make a Suzuka what has stamina, medium, groundwork, and a bunch of greens. Then maybe I can drop some shit green getting cards from my Rickey deck.
>>575948438Hey Toreina!/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie will have 1 (one) spot come August! ~Reply to apply
Gonna save my future self some time and just ask now. So after 400 pulls I have Ramonu at 2LB, do I blow 2 crystals to MLB her? Don't have any faith she'll come in the rest of the free pulls.
>>575953898>>575953432
>>575953928Whore
Well, 400+ pulls and only one copy of tachyon and light hello, probably will continue to dump whatever i get till the banner goes away.Any advice on how should i spend the 2 pitty+crystal i have?
Anyone using Taiki Shuttle in this CM is a good person and a friend!
>>575954081Allen, it's spelled giveaways...
>>575953860zwo looked at the discord member count instead of the club's
>>575954175what about everyone that used taiki in the last CM
>>575954164Get hag to 2LB save the crystal
>>575954086At 2lb keep pulling. Stop at 3lb and crystal if you arent close to the next spark.
>>575954234I can see that happening
>>575954081>using a bisexual uma as your mascot Yada
>>575951957wtf why didn't I realise I didn't post a webm
My og late oguri has won one room match. This is good enough, I'm done with this cm.
ojou brat needs correction
>>575953930There are so many mudshark umas like city and jordan. Is there any bwc exclusive uma?
>>575954081givaway the discord retard
i dont know how to play this nigger scen and i dont think you need stam sparks lmao
>>575954350Dont even have your hand as an excuse anymore. You're washed, unc
>>575954081Why can't you use heterosexual uma for recruitment?
>>575953860You just don't get it.Uma&Co is a community not just a club.All our members are allowed to stick around even after they retire from the club.
>>575954370Mejiro Family
>>575954164If you're not making it to another 200 pulls then stop pulling.If you REALLY like pace chasers then spark tachyon and double crystal her.Otherwise just b urself lil bro enjoy b finals
>>575954227h-how do you know this name?! who told you this?!u rite u rite, thanks! I'll fix it for the next post - what a dummy i am
>the chud thread won over the ogu/tama thread
>>575954352Anyone bringing oguri of any kind deserves to be buried in a septic tank
>>575952790There are currently 21 /uma/ clubs above B+
>>575954081I thought we already recruited someone, or are we getting 2 new people this month?
>>575954493>golshi stam
>>575954717Mambocchi is being kicked for being annoying
>>575954334>>575954540show me a single uma that isn't bisexual, schizos>>575954081>discord freehot fucking take
>>575954081Whats the early forecast for monthly fan gain required to retain S? 90m? 120m?
>>575953652Shutup it's the best. You have no fashion sense.
>>575954698I should have rolled on Digitan. But I didn't, so my dirt uma roster is Oguri and El.
>>575954818
>>575953901no
>>575954868i don't know!we don't really have a quota but i get what you mean, the minimum you have to do to stay in the club failry is keep up with the bottom s-clubs' average
>>575954717two new ones total>>575954868i just did the math, it's ugly but the required effort/time invested very is low compared to how it used to bego see in the club chat
Why did they make Light Hello Lêsbo Hello?
>>575954992She fucks cats
>>575954967Do a tenner!
>>575955059Can you give me a non copy and paste response you've said this multiple times
>>575954164Rough. Get LH to 2LB and save the crystal
>>575955115EVERYONE IS A LESBO YOU TROON
Good afternoon Trainer-kun...Are you lively today? Ara-ara
>>575955059that means I can flatline like you do every month?
>>575955225>>575955303that's a skinwalker. this >>575955093 is the dan
>>575955254No hags
Which club has the most spies?
>>575955115All women are designed to be attracted to other women so they don't fight each other when a man forms a harem
>implement a new rule>all the low earners will get whipped at the end of the month>whipping session is on>only one person shows up>it's the top earner
>>575955059HISHIAMA SEXOOOO>>575955093Im not in /uma/club, I was just curious.
>>575955273
I can tell this guy's black or underage because he couldn't properly get past the filter
>>575954772Nyoo...
>>575954081>mambocchi mogging even the whole S clubWhat is wrong with that guy
i have never masturbated to an image of smart falcon, she is probably the most unsexy uma in the game
Any uma with childbearing qualities that isn't in the market for carpet and instead wants to marry a man?
>>575955368LOL would you look at that...if you aren't a hagCHAD, then you don't know shit about video games.
>>575954772I can see that happening if he's still like he was before
>>575955254Yes, I am feeling quite distressed. I fear I require you to stroke my penis while suffocating me with your breasts to calm down.
>>575955485Based Racist
>>575955551He used to be in my club and he said he was unemployed and had nothing to do
>>575955595You forgot the #Hashtags curren
>>575955626see >>575955254
>>575955595Pico Pegasus sends her regards
>schizos gaslighting each other into believing "SPIES" are a thing like this is EVE FUCKING ONLINE where spies not only have an actual meaningful purpose, but can result in a metric fuck ton of in-game cashhaving "spies" in a hyper casual fun game would be hilariously retarded and mentally ill, but completely believable considering how ill the modern youth is
>>575955254
claiming these feels like stolen valor the bot did all the work
>>575955628>he plays western slop
what hours are these?
Why is Mambo so filled with bitter and evil posters? I never saw anybody else get this mad about a member leaving. Even clubs who got their danchou poached aren't this vile.Truly a disgusting club
>>575955254Does Ramonu even say ara ara?
>>575955939schizo/troon hourspeak US hours
>>575955773>h_ndh_ldingITS TOO LEWD.
>>575955985For normies if it has big tits it says ara ara
The spy could be anyone of us... it could be you. It could be me! It could even be da
>>575955846Spies are for knowing the happenings of each club and to sow seeds of drama every now and then
>>575955595I can't say the same
>>575955974I'm a spy sent from /uma/ club
>>575955974white woman jumpscare
Umas with exceptional abilities (global only)Manhattan Cafe: able to see ghostsMarvelous Sunday: can use Marvelous Domain Expansion Copano Rickey: has feng shui magicSmart Falcon: able to inspire anyone with umadol powerKawamai Princess: super strengthSuper Creek: super durabilityHisi Akebono: ability to grow in sizeTaiki Shuttle: has a gunMatikanefukukitaru: blessing of ShiroakiCurren Chan: mind controlRice Shower: luck manipulation Am I forgetting anyone?
>>575952269>bathing>but with the towelwhat in the nippon logic is this?
>>575955974most of the shitposters aren't even in mambo, I doubt most of them would hate the guy that carried them for so long
I only lay hands on myself to my oshi. anything else would be considered cheating
>>57595597499% of mambo shitposting is entirely manifactured by niggas that arent even there
>>575956114
>>575955595Speaking of dirters, the chinks have caused me to lose gallons to Rickey.
>>575955974all me btw
Official unsexiest umas>Oguri>Gold ship>Ryan>Stego
>>575956072Super Creek?
>>575956232Special Week: deepthroating carrots without gag reflex
>>575956164Umadol thighs are exceptional
>>575956232you forgot Manhattan Cafe is also a werewolf
Official tranny list:AnonAnonAnonAnon
>>575956514You forgot umama
>>575956514You forgot nonny
>>575956483I thought that was Satono Diam
>>575956514You forgot (You)
>>575956480
>>575956232feng shui niggas be like: "waow my Qi is so powerful, my room isn't dirty anymore after I cleaned it" if that's magic then my bidet is the genie lamp from aladdin LMAO
>>575956718Dream wouldn't act like this.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147845931https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147861092https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147841531
>>575955595I jerked it to her umadol tummy and swimsuit with Eishin
it's that time again
>>575955974Because most of them are leeches and only a few of them are actual Mambros
You guys sperg out about spies, but I never saw one in my club
>>575956718
Why the fuck do you guys play lesbian horse game lmao are y'all trans
should I do Agnes or Symboli next for legend races?
>>575956436>handicap uma
>>575956650Candlejack is now part of the Satono gr
>>575956436https://streamable.com/fmld42
>>575956936Is your club relevant
>>575956718>peace signkek
>>575956757>Qi is so powerfulTrue...
>>575956936sounds like something a spy would say....
>>575956757Tarumae is seething in Rickeys career that she can win all her races while focusing on dumb shit like shilling feng shui.
I might go 400 pulls after all... Seeing those 60 free pulls in 260 feels so wasteful
>without feng shui Rickey is just another Dotogrim
>>575956757Based dabe
>>575955846The funniest thing to me is that they consider themselves spies and not gossiping teenage girls
>>575956436Would Biwa still love me even if my banana wasn't that big?
archetypes we still need:>conspiracy theorist uma>daredevil adrenaline junkie uma>uma with a boat>doctor uma>australian uma>mentally stable stallion
>>575955846Don't trivialize our horsegirls' dreams!
>>575956423Gold ship is very sexy without that dumbass hat
>>575956718>>575956969Wow women are scary
>>575956423>not adding Gold City and Gentildonna >>575957679It's okay to friendzone your uma, trainers have rights.
>>575957759>Daredevil adrenaline junkyMaruzesnky?
>there are zero good URA spark GPs on chronowhat are you neets doing
Spies aren't needed here because I can easily make things up about other clubs if I wanna create drama
>>575957979who tf is grinding for ura sparks
>>575958035true, Yeed
>>575958035Curren would say & do this..
You tell em sister! Girlboss gaslight
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11897209
wonder if my club has any females
>>575957979>the most useful scenario spark will be forever stuck on A+ umas at 1* qualityWho designed this
>>575956232gold cityyaeno muteki>uhhh they no longer countgrudgeposting you when you lose your finals to someone's afk farmed 1200 stamina goddess
>>575958035https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11897806
>>575958373I act like a girl in chat so people will like me more
>dudes pretending to be girls to get free shit and mass attention in wow back in the day were simple FAGGOTS>guys doing it now days are obvious TROONS or ""people"" close before doing itsome things never change, by which I mean that young people love to pretend they're woman
>>575958510Mambo!
List of anons who me sex:UmamaVLemonKebChiyobro
I think I found the deck for inari, now its a matter of highroll since this run was pretty bad, I will beat the hog with her...
>>575958568That's a boy
how much wit is too much wit?
>>575958781yeah 807/10!
>>575958846
>>575958754Hogs are getting 1500 Speed,1200 Power, 1200 Wit dude because they ignore Stam. I'm not using sovless Hog either but you have to be realistic.
man this retarded fucking gaslighters were wrong, youre suppose to use wit sparks and bring 2speed 1 guts pow stam with halo cause halo gives you discount on rainbow. fuck these retarded sloptubers frrrr
We love Specute here.
being in Mambo is greatI can shitpost all I want and get away with it just by saying that all the shitposters aren't even in Mambo
>>575958734skipped a word award
>>575958807for this track, anything above 900 has dimishing returns, the lack of hills makes wit matter a lot less, so 1100 is already overdone, 1000 is perfect, 900 is just enough
>>575959165the weather looks nice in seattle today
>>575959234thank you anon
>>575959054
>>575959112that inari is just a test, I barely got wit rainbows and failed to get some songs, I will keep trying until I get something that has a chance, otherwise I dont know, it's all I can do
remember pokke
>>575959164>t.Grass Wonder
>>575959546literally the most forgettable character in her own movie lmao insane how much aura she doesn't have
>>575959164Dumb chud
>>575959396
>>575959653who is this girluma
>>575959546I will remember her every rainbow training in like january when her suppoert card releases
Tamabros... are we going to make it?
>>575959927It's already over, B rank freefall
>>575959710Uma Musume C>>575959965SSEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX
>>575959927just jelq bwo
>>575959927we will never stop making it, except when its a dirt cm, then we take a vacation
>>575959546who?
>>575960051I dont need you doomposting in the thread in addition to the club chat bwoThe fluctuation in rank is KILLING me
Any SR wit is better than Nice Nature for raw output/special priority in GL if you are not training late?
frontbwos... our wit card situation is .... humiliating ....
Just fucking run the bots how hard could it be
>>575960351but everyone else is also running the bots...
>>575960351considering how many flatliner my club still has? VERY MUCH SO it seems
>>575960307only 4 more months bwo... I hope you have 120k carats for Ramonu and Bobo
>>575960246daiwa seems to work fine
>>575960451*coughs blood*
>>575960352>western artist Woke trash
>>575960245Honestly, we're probably safe, a lot of our gamers log in later
>>575960245STOP PLAYING MUVLUV AND FARM FANS AAAIIEEEEE
>>575960352Imagine the gorilla grip
>>575960676Actually you can do both
>>575960246Mostly SRs that have a good combination of high Initial Friendship Gauge and Friendship Bonus.I usually go for Daiwa+FineMo for wit cards. Only if I really need On Your Left is when I'll replace Finemo for Nice because I prefer to at least have one wit card that can go into friendship training early.
I don't like how auto has changed the club metaI didn't mind setting aside some time to grind farms but I'm not interested in being glued to my phone all day every dayI have a life you know
>>575960676make me, reddit horse
>>575958734chiyobro name is a
>>575960616
>>575960676WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING>>575960616Yeah I've noticed our lows are typically around daily mission reset. Since tallying ends a few hours before that we might be OK. Here's hoping
>>575960813bro got sniped before he could spill the beans...
>>575960786>they don't know I'm reading WA2 and being a top earner at the same time
>>575961096based??How is WA2, I've heard the mc is insufferable
None of the umas would accept a 4 incher like me, it's over.
>>575961214I thought 4 was the average
>>575961096Don't know what that means, because I'm retarded, but based.
>>575961350It is in SEAland
>>575960815this is based on the fact that the real tamamo cross had a micropenis right?girls with a small one suffer a similar face but the other way around than guys
is club rank really that big of a deal?
does anyone have the rulership melty soundpost
>>575960743Might try those next time.Running both 35 special priority is a bit too gambling for this scenario.
>>575961208I personally love it for its realistic depictions although at the end of the day all the girls are still cock sluts. I'm almost finished and the main routes are definitely worth a read. The whole point of the VN is that mc is indecisive though but he's also a serial cheater.The writing is still really good though imoUmamusume
>>575961585Just search for it on the archive
>>575961619Thanks for the review but sounds like it's not for me then. I was mostly interested because I think the black haired girl is really attractivePretty Derby
>>575958384What are their powers?
Inari Won!
which uma club should i join??i can do about 4 million fans per day when its not half tpi have a max tamamo but the tama people seem like perverts and badpostersi also play mahjong so maybe those guys?? idk
>>575961710I don't know what the filename is
>>575961715It's basically school days minus the schizo murders and other shit, it's like a K drama
danchou can you please crack down on the tards requesting annoying sashes every single daythanks
>>575961881Good thing you don't need the exact filename when searching by filename
>>575961873join mambo
>>575960352I wonder if Cingray going to buff her up similar to what they did to Tamamo.
>>575961585>rulership meltythat isnt very specific, retard
>>575962215no reasonable person would characterize going "eh" as a melty
>>575962018danchou can you please crack down on the brokies bitching about sashes every single daythanks
>>575962321she doesn't have a back up puppet?
>>575960545>>western artist
>>575962071sorry i dont want to join a crew named after a reddit meme that's too embarrassing
>>575962345no reasonably smart person would think that was meant to be a melty post to begin with you troglodite
kwab
>>575961873I'd suggest Uma&Co but your fan gain is a little too high
>Ehhh, you are seriously challenging me?>You think I will lose, me?Seiun has become too cocky
>>575962564it's a chink meme though
>>575962435>there are sashtards in other clubsgrim
>>575962682>there are flatlining brokies in other clubsgrimI have THOUSAND of shoes, I have nothing to gain from asking for more.
>>575962597unlike your post right now LMAO
>>575963038
Power gain songs only boost gain from power training, right?
>>575962652>instant loss>mating press
>>575963038>>575963093I love her dead eyes so much, she's just like me fr
What is it about umamusumes that inspires such a titanic amount of lewd fan art? It a lot in a short time compared to most other series
>>575962435meanwhile I haven't seen something that wasn't a Medium shoe in over a month
>>575963106
>>575963264The game has been out for 5 years thoughbeit
>>575961873please go here anon >>575954081 august is a good month to join too because you will at least get a free daily carat pack for joining an event raceend me having to read these threads kek
>>5759633865 years is not that long. There are series out for decades that produce a fraction of the goon art.
>>575963264uma musume is over a decade old bwo
Specialty Priority songs might be a trap
>>575963264people love to lewd students
>>575963309Sounds nice, I’m lucky to see half of the requests even be shoes
>>575961873I don't see anything wrong with the Tama posters or the Jong poster, you should join one of them.
say something nice about my dirt S daiwa scarlet
>>575963705will stam out
>>575963705I love her huge tits
>>575963705She’s got guts to show up to the hog cm
>>575963705Why not double circle?
>>575963487It's also a decently popular gacha game, so yeah the lewd fanart content is going to mog most other games
>>575963491Dont pretend uma doesnt create absurb amounts of high quality fapbait
>>575963264westoid garbage and chink/gook shite doesn't count there is very little japanese lewd umamusume fanart if by lewd you mean r18 because the japs actually have a sense of honorI personally jerk it to non-r18 only slightly ecchi fanart
>>575963705I wanna see her swinging maestros bouncing all arround, they should do uma mudfights btw.
>>575963981ran out of sp
>>575964029Umamusume has double the amount of entries on pixv compared to Genshin Impact.
>>575949920Too late my danchud already cranked it up
Oguri pls. Get a Dirt Spark. I've been autoing and giving you every G1 Dirt race possible. Please just stop getting Turf
>>575959683I want to hold cafe while we watch scary movies together
>>575949920Quotas will not be going back down
>>575964307You did give her dirt A aptitude, right?
>>575956232You forgot Bourbon's ability to nuke electronics with a touch.
>>575964307arma kinen
I got a problem guysMy ace falcos are kinda retarded
still cant decide, dom or murmur against hog?
Autis/uma and Tamalove top earners should merge and start a new club
>>575964490>stam debuff against infinite staminaLmao
>>575964490dom+keen
>>575964414I want to play vidya with her though. Maybe it works if she's wearing gloves or we wrap the controller in foil or something.
>gutsNOOOOOOOOO
Autis/uma and Tamalove top earners should marry and start a new family
Red spark picker when, I love throwing out 4/5s of runs or more on one arbitrary dice roll.
>>575964610Meek, you can't be that retarded
>>5759626595th grade Daisca uoh...
>>575964610
>>575964307retardwe don't get dirt genes until l'arc
End of month....you would be wise to join my club.
I like my club
>>575964646many are saying this
>>575964490You run a set-up with 3 murmur uma and mutate them all into end closers.Then you hope everyone else brings 2 murmur's. That way the whole lobby gets nuked by murmur's and then you clean-up at the end with a bunch of end-closers coming up from behind with the basic bitch pump and moving.The goal is to kill every single uma on the track.
>>575950054okay soulless faggot
Rebricked WONHayashi lost
oh was I not supposed to make a mummer debuffer?1200 speed is enough for end closers right? lole
>i-is that 15TP???>I'M GONNA AUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>575964272
>>575965180Hayashi and Mambocchi ran away together to elope and are now happily engaged
>>575965187>no 564
Will you keep autoing all day when it goes back to 30 tp?
>>575965305Mambocchi left Mambo like a normal person, Hayashi is a pussy weak-willed faggot
>>575960451>ramonu AND boboWhen's Bobo coming?
>>575964610The carrot economy must be huge in the umaverse.
>>575965357but I have more than 564?
DO I EXPLOTE BROS
Don't Overdo It!
>>575956232>Falco thinking she's part of the club
>>575965365Only if my club is close to derankingso yes ;_;
>>575960307your wit seiun and ines?
>>575965180>hayashi lost by getting more monthly gibs and club giveaways
>>575965452wait what the ever loving fuck is this shit manwhy didnt anyone tell me?
>>575962435just keep requesting them lmao
>>575965619>750 carats and useless cp>now the thread clownWAOW
>>575965619stop talking about yourself in 3rd person
>>575965619hayashi you need to be less obvious when posting
>>575965647Iirc they basically stopped giving debufffags in jp more tools to work with after this mistake.
>>575965396January-February
>>575965647
>>575965619hmm nyow that's interesting... how are they doing carat giveaways... without discord?
>>575965735I don't think most people in the thread care about him gwo. And I don't think he cares what people in the thread think either
>>575965660>have 2k+ of every single shoehmmm should I continue requesting shoes, or sashes that I have less then 100 off...
>>575965865uhhh just when everybody's sleeping and not in the thread!!!
I need to stop masturbating to Eishin Flash.
with all the club drama and namedropping I think that former Autis/uma/danchou deserves more hate than he currently gets
>>575965961I love that you spend sleepless days staring at this general to do damage control on yourself when people talk shit about you
>>575964610>>575964801She fucked a kid
>>575965983yea? just keep requesting sashes and let him have his melty
>>575966093Nein, musst du nicht.
>>575965865e-mail
>>575965961stop talking about yourself in 3rd person
TAMALOVE DANCHOU SAVE A SPOT FOR ME
Rudolf is very pretty in this part of her career
>>575966220That's a nazi
>>575963434Ok. My friend is already in your crew so I will apply after rewards for this month and have him bug you or whatever to press the accept button.
>>575966246I can post a screenshot of an email draft too if you want
>>575966330MY nazi
>>575966359please do
>>575966157what did the guy even do to you faggots for you to be so mindbroken about him a month later
We need to talk about Biwa Hayahide
>>575966310Hags aren't cute
>>575966273Follow the danchou in game with /uma/ in your profile and he'll send you an invitation (assuming you aren't a flatliner)
>>575966220Milk Maiden
>>575966430
Is CM18 gonna be Taiki again?
>>575966613No, hoguri endslop
>>575966465Shit horse
What happens if everybody brings 3 murmur's to the CM and no recoveries with 300 stamina?
>>575965619Hayashi lost by living with trash inside his SEA apartment
>>575966763>loliNo
>>575966713Don't shay that.........
>>575965865Why speculate? We have room, you know
>>575966359Low IQ retard, it doesn't matter if my e-mail is a fake draft or real. The point is that your danchud can easily post his burner e-mail in club chat and you can easily send him your Steam profile link.That's all you need to send someone a gift on Steam
>>575966697How? Isn't 777 too far to carry over?
>>575966465What about her?
>>575966763
>>575965865>no you dont get it. you NEED DISCORD>YOU NEED DISCORD FOR EVERYTHING>THERE IS NO WAY TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT DISCORD>NO OTHER WEBSITES BESIDES DISCORD EVEN EXISTyou are so obnoxious. /uma/ club danchou has a method for everything the club does without signups because surprise surprise you can post links in the club chat and use specialized sites for everything
>>575966814Speedwalking race
>>575966890Yeah, and you can just as easily use discord and then come to thread and say you don't. Retard
Game play hour is over now it's club drama+schizo hour.
fixed
>>575966908It's a straightaway spurt track so they dont need a super perfect ult timing to still just wreck shit
>>575966493Let's be reasonable, please.
>>575966713>Shit horse?
7 and you have to talk to your doctor about that weird recurring pain you've been having
>>575966959
>>575967060>playing the game
>>575965865Damage control went crazy after this post
Why are we talking about clubs the month isn't over yet?
>>575966991Ok but why would you use club chat instead of an app that isn’t cluttered by requests, doesn’t have a word filter, you can post images in?
>>575967128>boomer-ass uma
>>575967290Discord sucks
>>575967052The question was >how are they doing carat giveaways... without discord?Is my email solution a viable alternative to Discord?
>>575967161I've been to like half a dozen doctors some of them half a dozen times and none of them have helped at all
>>575967403It’s better than club chat, and there are other options if you are allergic to discord
>>575967137>jobbed to Teio and Ticket
>>575967290he just doesn't think the club needs a discord and he's right. that shit is basically social media and it only brings drama. if he can do without my bring it in?why do you care about discord so much?
>>575967420Did you email hayashi to join your club too or was that just a coincidence that he left his club randomly with no explanation
Every month I decide to leave my club after gibs, but then I chicken out and end up not leavingIt's been 4 months like that
>>575967562stop asking questions
>>575967592Mambwo...
>>575967128Cutedolf is ready to settle down and breed with toreena to produce many Teios.
>>575967570Baby Hag
>>575967592brickedbwo...
>>575967548I don’t, I’m not the original guy you replied to. You can do without a club at all but it’s nicer to have one than not. Similarly it’s nicer to have a discord than not, because you can communicate way easier.
>>575967592>o leave my club after gibsWhy?
>>575967818Stop posting yuri
>>575967493You probably sound like you're drug-seekingUnironically describe what you're going through to an LLM and have it spit back a doctor friendly version that you can paraphrase during a visit to a new doctor
>>575967818What did Maya figure out here?
>>575967562How should I know, I don't recruit people
>>575966198That kid? Me.
>>575967562stop noticing
>>575967964Keep pleading the 5th then retard
>>575967818
I have literally never been helped by a doctornot counting my birth and that one time I got a UTI when I was like fivebunch of soulless hacks
>>575967818I thought all umas were naturally able to detect other umas via scent and marking
>>575967838I believe Danchou likes privacy, he didn't even want me to post my Steam in the club chat for the giveaways. I don't see him ever making a club Discord even if it could be a convenient solution for some things.
>>575968362Yes, except Tazuna.
we all know mambo is the only club with a cord
All clubs have a discord because we are all part of the /uma/cordYes, ALL of us
>>575967176god I love puffy loli cunny
if any club here had a discord they'd have shrimply leaked the links by now since it's a free 100 gorillion (You)s
>>575968685tazuna, your outfit looks a little different than usual...
you mean I actually have to play the game?
>>575968839You're just seeing things.
>>575966310LUNA IS ALWAYS VERY PRETTY also she is super punny
>>575968479If Danchou cared about us he would kick sash requesters
we love luna hereI'm trans btw
>>575967176I WANT TO DEVOUR THIS GOLDEN FRIED RICE
I'm a club spy, AMA.No, im not in mambo. I was though.
I was only really burning my natural TP but if i burned one tp pot per day on autocareers i wouldn't run out until like next Marchshould i be doing that
>>575969179Aethelred...
>>575969046There are no sash requesters, everybody is forced to request Mediums
>>575969179One of Mambo's Four Kings here. Exile was clearly not enough for the likes of you. You will be found, you will not receive a trial, and you will suffer greatly at the hands of your hosts before succumbing to your injuries.
NYOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT REQUEST SASHES!!!!! I ---HAVE TO--- CAP MY DONATIONS 0.0001 SECONDS AFTER RESET I CANNOT LOGIN LATER TODAY I SNEED THEM ALL RIGHT NYOW!!! I CANT BUY THEM ON THE SHOP!!!! JUST DON'T CLICK ON IT?! IT'S A REDEEM ALL BUTTON I HAVE TO CLICK IT IT'S IN MY INDIAN BLOOD SAAR! STOP REQUESTING THEM I'M GETTING BRICKED 2 TENNOSHO SPRING SASHES AT A TIME!!!HUH??? I OWN 200+ OF THEM AND I GET 10 OF THEM EVERY DAY WITH JUST AUTO RUNS?? I...UM... WELL...I... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
>>575967818If LH had no idea then this would risk her feeling like even more of a never-was loser because she'll think now she's as slow as a fucking human lmao
>>575969454I think like this
>>575969435Holy cringe
How's 2spd on 10% uma? Can someone show me a good ace?
I have a feeling a lot of people are leaving my club tomorrow after gibs
>>575969217Right now is the best time to be using TP potsHalf TP/Double rewards gives you the most carats per bottle
>>575969598Do TT umas count or do you mean specifically for this cm?
>>575969625Mambochou...
>>575969625Autis/uma/bwo...
>>575969454Based
>>575969625nyo tamalovebro...
>>575969665This CM, but could be TT if it has high stam too. I just want to know how achievable is 1500+ spd with 2 spd 2 wit
>>575966273I'll invite you after reset tomorrow.
>>575968754kek don't tell conspiracy theorists that keeping a secret between 5 people is impossible let alone more>>575968479he's a trapped social butterfly that wants to be real friends with everyone but is simultaneously held back with the responsiblity of the club being built on the anonymous crapshoot of people that is 4chan
>>575969761ah I have none of those since I am mostly doing shorter distances rn and training all my 20% growth umas for a comfy time.If you have Kita+Tach it can work but needs a big highroll.
wtf
>>575970129
>>575969660Right, i guess i should actually pay attention to 1/2 hp stam consumption events nowSo like... use 2 pots every discount day?i was just thinking in terms of parent farming and not resource and carat farming but i guess since we're farming the new dirt G1s the sash income would be better too
is stamina siphon good?
>>575969715I love making Orfe mad
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11871072
>>575969991Thank you, already followed you
>>575970210The debuff aspect is pretty negligible. It's mostly just a gold heal.
>>575970209The event goes on for the next monthJust use them as much as you wantNo point in hoarding them while the event is going on
>>575970424Onahole
>>575970424I'm actually really fascinated by how big she is where it matters
does this count as a green for Brickey?
>>575970378Okay but when will the artist draw Tamamo getting gangbanged
>>575970048https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11875597
>>575970601Yes and it is a recommended one
>>575970686It's a wit check tho
>>575970210It is the only Gold stamina debuff you can gamble off 564 to up your damage output.
>>575970251-t. Venus Paques
>>575970767Believe in feng shui
>>575970814She knows how to wield those weapons of hers, huh....
>>575970775Good debuffers only have Murmur as their gold with 567
So... that was the end of the free pulls then?
>>575970601Would not count it for your 6. You should take it anyway.
ah man I forgot to make coffee today >the ever helpful cafe:
>>575970916
>>575970835WAAAHHHH I told you I don't drink coffee!
>>575970649Small pussy
I get the feeling my A rank crew is going to be a former A rank crew soon, half the members are barely doing 1 run a day
>>575971135Artist made one of Manhattan Cafe, so obviously they could make one for Tama
>>575970969That is dumb.You take both Murmur and ASE and Siphon to potentially pump out enough damage to kill a XOg. If you're running a Stam debuffer anyway, you have to gamble as hard as you can to get the most effectiveness out of them.
>>575971229Cafe can take it, Tama can't.
>>575967562what really happened was I went 0/400 on smaru and ragequit then uninstalled, that's when I left the club when I came back I saw /uma/club was recruiting, so I appliednone of it was premeditated from either side
>>575949778I've been running auto so much I forgot how to play
>Only 2LB Tachy and MLB'd the hag after 400 pullsIf I main Pace should I pull or just use 2 SSR Crystals since the only banner I need to pull is the CB/Creek rerun (Has no good SSR Wit and Stam cards)? Looking at CM18 and 19 it seems like that you basically have to borrow Nishino Wit for Determined Descent
>>575971360>Tama can’t Fake and gay
>>575971420You only got 1 copy? If so use crysrals because your luck is fucked
post something cute
>>575971576
>>575971461
>>575971503nice wrong reply dumbass
>>575970424Is Inari the most normal member in this group?
I want to rape Tokai Teio not because I like her but hate her. I want her to suffer and feel trauma.
>>575971461>>575971642
>>575971426https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11891775
>>575971710>Helios' cumrag
>>575971712
>>575971859time to become a dad
jigGOD returnshttps://jiggie.fun/bh9XzA>https://jiggie.fun/bh9XzAhttps://jiggie.fun/bh9XzA>https://jiggie.fun/bh9XzAhttps://jiggie.fun/bh9XzA
>>575971712>>575971891
>>575971082
>>575971387How much jong have you been playing in between auto run
>>575971891
>>575971653>>575971372Okay Maestroz
I think it ends here bros... My PC has died and that's the last device I could play this on. I'm a neet so I can't get a new one.
>>575972075Jong? I've been jacking off
>>575972140if you have a crush on me you can just confess to me directly you know, I won't bite
>>575972008God I wish that were me
>>575972314Also valid
>>575972227what are you writing this on nigga
Wouldn't yang energy be more useful for Rickey's cultivation, so why is she a Iesbo?
>>575972082>>575972210so damn cute
>>575972441granny love
>>575972552correct
>>575972336Tell me which dumpster you live in and I will come confess
>>575972384A 70$ phone that doesn't have the specs
>>575955254Redpill me on Mejiro Ramune. I got her on the Which Uma Are You Quiz
>>575972697Cute cafe
>>575972720please never post this again
>>575956232Seiun Sky: Angling and Scheming
>>575972764she's a supreme racist
>>575972314I jack off to my jong characters while playing. I highly recommend it.
I just went 200 rolls in the tachyon hello banner, should I MLB light hello or 1LB tachyon
>>5759730841lb tachyon does nothing. Mlb LH doesnt really add much to her either I guess but Tachyon really needs at least 3lb to be good.
hey look the tranny aislopper is awake what joy!
>body stocking Hot
>>575950452I hate that spe is kinda sexy. Like I REALLY hate how tight and athletic her back is.
>>575972673I live in taiwan bro, it's a long way from the west coastyou sure you can make it?
>>575973448how small is your penis
>>575973448>lives in TaiwanI'm sorry to hear that
>>575973448Cool I'm going to Taiwan soon see you there
>>575972774Every Cafe is a cute Cafe
>>575973448grim
Rickey's 11 dirt g1 event isn't worth it in grand live, right?
Chebully
>>575973643cafe doesn't have a fat ass this image is lying
hayashi is the vF shill??
>>575973770probably, hes a sneaky sycophantic asslicker
>>575973448Even if this is skinwalking that's a sad reality
Is restraint even inheritable? I want to stop breeding sweepy already
>>575973975Yeah it is. Just get luckier
>>575973975Just breed with a parent from uma.moe
bread?
>>575974142MILK MILK MILK MILK
Cafe bread mayhaps?
>>575973757
>>575974170Borrow is for ace/TT.
lickey rickey waki
>>575973975>I want to stop breeding sweepy alreadynobody says this
>>575958510Is there a bigger lolcow club than that one?
Baking bread is cool, but we grill around here.
>>575974446Yeah, make a grandparent that inherited it from a borrow run
>>575974650>>575974650>>575974650
I'm too lazy to bake all day sorry bwos
>>575974446NGMI
last time i tried to bake i announced it and someone sniped me
