Previous: >>576000871>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>Get fast learner early in the run>Get all the golds I need (Prof, Unstoppable, Gourmand), 22 skills total>1500+ Speed, 1300+ Wit>Dirt S>Highest rated Uma I've trained thus far (UG8 23,210)>400 Stamina Fuck it, I'm still running her as my Ace this CM
Mambo, the Mambo has two spots for two new mambros! We are chill, despite the shit posting! Just remember to do your auto runs...
Live damn you
dozo
Join Autis/uma/.ONE (1) spot.Active chat.Friendly dacchis.Shoes.A+.Reply with your ID, or apply after reset in-game with /uma/ in your bio.You will be added asap, after our retiring dacchi takes his leave.
It's the last month of uma summer. Don't fuck it up
I love seeing strong gray horses
>MAMBOGEDDON>MAMBOGEDDON>MAMBOGEDDON>FOR REAL THIS TIME>FOR REAL THIS TIME>FOR REAL THIS TIME>SURELY>SURELY>SURELY
I'm glad people are realizing Air Groove is actually really attractive
What is your problem.
UH OH MELTY
>>576024861We nearly dropped out but the system was just lagging a little and we weren't in any real dangerDanchou will probably smite one tomorrow
>>576025807lol
>>576025840Mirako's FAT TITS and FAT ASS
>creates a scenario so complex that even your own bot can't fully utilize itHow is MANT so powerful
>>576025846yeah that dude hasn't done a run in at least a week. he logs on and does TT, requests boots, and logs off. definitely getting kicked.there are a few more deadweights near the bottom who do basically nothing, but I doubt they get kicked
belly
KI MI TO YU ME WO KA KE RU
>>576025934more like GL is easy, you just buy songsMANT is only medium difficulty propped up by limited clocks per run and weak early game
im giving up on virgo cup
good morning
MANT was a real videogame
I will save Mambo.
no one is joining mambo LOL
>>576025686the umas will fill this thread with life
>>576025997NANKAI DATTE
>>576025982to be fair there is no quota, there is an implicit white man's agreement to keep the club in good status I assume, like /uma/ club but for people with a job
My time is neigh.I could use a club for that matter, ideally not one expecting some 60m quota or anything ridiculous.544668220510
>>576026048imagine watching laisu play in the pool before she walks under your umbrella and sits her cute butt on your lap to cool off from the sun
>>576026215b+ is comfy
so which clubs have a discord so I can avoid em
Layback Spin wins Ryuto Stakes at NiigataI am going to work now, will be back later
>>576026215The quota is 1 auto run per day. Even if you don't set extra races that's a minimum 100K. But yeah mostly we run on the honor systemI wish I could do better but on the 3 days I have work I lack the time to babysit auto
>>576026286so long as he doesn't mind getting a little wet
>>576026215that only works as long as 3 people at the top do like 10+ pure fan runs a day though. You can easily do lazy parent farming and get 5m a day just occasionally checking your phone. No fan runs even needed, just parent runs with a proper G1 schedule. but even that is too much for some.
>>576026323Later!
>>576025794objectively the sexiest character in the game (global, so far) whether one likes her or not
>>576026040>Dirt CM>Dumb FAlGon gives upPathetic. Here we see the strongest Falcon fan.
>>576025934have you looked at the sp, skills and stats that the bots spit out? especially based on the deck? It'd be borderline impossible to achieve the same manually most of the time, especially assuming youre running a lot of races. They dont actually *play* the scenario. MANT was no doubt just straight up ignored or purposefully attempted to be forgotten. Was pretty obvious it killed a lot of peoples enthusiasm, CM had barely any casuals in A anymore
/uma/ is a pro-flatlining generalthat is why mambo is still 28/30
oh no I replied to the wrong guy...I'm so stupid......
which clubs have the most erotic roleplay so I can avoid them
I am leaving /Uma/ Club. Who wants to take me in?
I've started to develop severe carpal tunnel and crippling back pains uma for this feel?
>>576026257if b+ is ok i can invite you after purge
>>576026539Uma&Co needs a new soldier
is this typical for MTG unity? (havent done any IDTs outside of GL)
>>576026539*unzips*
>>576025982Think if we were to set a quota based on this month it'd be 30m+, which would mean having to replace 6 guys. Not saying we should do that since it'd be unfair to them because no hard number quota was ever implemented. But it'd help relieve our top earners a bit, especially our hard carry.Just glad that we made it and that one of the new guys is part of the group thats carrying their weight (and then some)
>>576022410Looks like I still got it. Got my scenario spark and 1201+ wit so I'm outta here
>>576026458it's ok laisu, onii-sama knows what you meant to say
>>576026592Typical for some. I can do a fair bit better than that on Maya in Unity. If I wasn't so hellbent on stam I'd be churning out consistent SS rank Mayas there.
>>576025504I need these two beautiful women in my life. They could fix me.>>576025794It took a while for her appeal to reach me, I'll be honest. She's a 2* sprinter so in terms of gameplay I ignored her in favor of the fancy 3* units, but with the recent Grooveling shilling I have come to realize that maybe the beautiful domineering housewife with big tits actually is fucking awesome
Guess the Blue & Pink spark : )
I miss when clubs had 2 quotas with 1 of them happening mid month, dick inspection day was a good mechanic
>>576026914PWR, Leap Forward AND Slick Surge? Haha yeah enjoy your 2 speed 1 late surger
>>576026914mmmmmmm 2 guts 1 turf
> Missing ignited WITInto the trash it goes
>>576026960where you going next nonny? Please be our club's bicycle next we'd love to ride you
I miss when FineMo posters were seen as helpful and kind instead of being bratty drama posters
Sex with boys?
dober watches me masturbate
>>576026803i didnt put much thought into the deck, suppose ill try some more stams in there.
raping spirit
I don't want to do the 1200 guts challenge...
>>576025794asking this mother if she wants another
>>576027127while we do unspeakable things to her
>>576027186i just saw that theres 1200 challenges for each.. hopefully can just stack the auto deck. The scenario sparks are just the Ura Finale etc i hope..?
Fuck all this A+ slop. Where are the A and B clubs' recruitment posts?
FAT SEX
>>576026257What could we expect from you?
are these skills good enough?
>>576027117making babies with boy uma
Tamalove and autis/uma/ are oddly similar clubs, huh...
>>576027260I got my TS climax spark in 2 autos
When's club tallying begin?
>>576026803how to get ss mayo unity
>>576027260stam and guts are pretty hard to stack for because of how it prioritises stats. took me a few runs with mcqueen + 6 stam to hit that one
>>576027276Good enough for what? Opression is a meme, single target skill.
>>576027340when danchud finishes masturbating
>>576027264check reddit
>>576027393Whoa thats a nice grind, 1 didnt get the inside line and the switch to the outside took awhile
Cat Tail wins the Okurayama Tokubetsu, last race in Sapporo today
>>576027264Mambo has 2 spot and depending on who you ask we are a B to C club.
Reading Nishiyama owner blog, it's kind of saddening because the way it's written is as if he has give up and ready to die anytime. Finding out about Summer Seiun Sky did actually help him go through leukimia treatment. He's supposed to discharge in August, ending his 6 months long leukimia treatment. Hopefully he can still healthy when Nishino Franken hits classics and win G1's...https://ameblo.jp/nybokujo/entry-12974423185.html#google_vignette
I don't know what you heard about meBut my Toreina can't get a dollar out of meNo Triple Crown, no Tiara, you can't seeThat I'm a motherfucking NPC Uma
>>576027493You do know that quota clubs are the most Reddit thing there is, right newfag?
Just finished my final fan run of the month, I hope danchou is proud of me
>>576027356just run the strongest independent training cards and buy gold skills. There's a spreadsheet out there. you definitely want to use the pal card for the scenario you're running. borrowing Throne is also worth a ton of SP and good stats.
>>576027563words only a flatliner would say
>>576027563quotas are discord acksually
>>576027508>Believe It>Bury the Hatchet>Pretty Persuasive
Sex this, sex that.. No sex for any of you!
KICK THEM NOW DANCHOU PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
>>576026458stoopid
>>576027508thats an obscure blue parent
>>576027623>t. thirdworlder barely doing the minimums every single month
>>576027393>Hayabusa Ohimesama got blocked at the start of the last stretch. Nyooo, at least she did well
>>576025634See you in group B
>>576027783me on the right
Bros, I am so happy. I have managed for the first time to achieve UG rank. Any recommendations to achieve further ranks, please?
>>576027549Hope he pulls through, Nishiyama is an owner who's really just in it for the love of the game.
>>576027831get good parents
>>576027783The evil horse wouldn't do this
>>576027831get luckier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAt1f7A6B0Mkino
>>576027831lower distance umas are easier to achieve high ranks with
>>576027117Why does this boy have such a fat ass
>>576027831Unironically get luckier. There's nothing much you can do in GL
How are you guys getting 9* stam 9* racing spirit parents, i cant get shit
>>576027876just good advice in general tbdesu
orenji
>>576027989Have you tried pulling the gacha lever harder?
>>576027563I member when you had like three options for clubs in JP and you had to choose between tryhard quotaniggers, casual quotaniggers or anything goes
>>576027972>in GLThat's in every scenario ever since the game released. Which is why Witgod shills FB, Initial Friendship, and Spec Prio a lot. At the end of the day, all that matters is your luck so your cards should not be helping your low rolls but should be helping your high rolls. It's the last pill to swallow.
B B Closer Grandson of Agnes Digital and Great Grandson of El Condor Pasa wins the Nisshin Tokubetsu
>>576028109I'm still learning
>>576026969>>576026971Pink wasn't bad but the blue...
>>576027783me on the left
>>576028264oof, sorry bwo
>CM is on 5th not 8thAIEEEE
>>576027989I got this in about a weeks worth of auto run. Now I LOOOOOP the good stuff into my late parents
>>576028367it does begin on the 8th, on the 5th you register
>>576028426Your umastan??
>>576028426the only thing good about this is the blues
>>576028464oh yeah, forgot about thatstill I don't have an ace...
>>576028426wtf is this none of those skills have anything to do with each other. bro is looping NOTHING
>>576028673He's looping for danchou (me)
Sweet Orange Daughter of Gold Ship, Granddaughter of Stay Gold and Great Granddaughter of both Mejiro McQueen and Admire Vega wins the Tsubame Tokubetsu
>>576028838sweet orenji
>E sprint is enough>but F dirt is too muchOK buddy--
>>576026140>>576025686
>he looped... NOTHING!!
cute
umamusumei likeumamusumes
>>576029032Nigga you are running C mile AND Dirt F. 40% chance to win.
>>576024861Cozy with my dacchis
>>576028426>no uma stan>only one nimble>no pedalYou're not looping enough
>>576029057>big sisuh huh
I'm tapping out, races are still going for everyone interestedAs usual thanks to Keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go betterTomorrow there'll be two G3s, the Queen Stakes (full name Hokkaido Shimbun Hai Queen Stakes) the race that Yukino Bijin and Hishi Amazon won, and the Ibis Summer Dash won by Calstone Light OIf you keep watching the rest of races I hope you enjoy
>>576024861Kicked by an asshole
oh yes yes little cuck and bitter faggot suddenly become faster and stronger for no reasontell the cyfaggots devs to get real that stats are there no fucking way the shit ass NPC suddenly gained an extra 500 speed hell half if their skills are not even usable in the distance ype they run in
>>576029292>the Ibis Summer Dash won by Calstone Light OTHE KINO KINO KINO
Uma Musume is actually is just Trainer's dream. Trainer fell from an horse and went into a long coma. All the Umas and NPC appearances are based on Trainer's friends and co-workers...
>>576029324Mambro (former)...
>>576029324>check club>nobody got kicked
>>576029386does it have to be a specific horse where is it
>>576029035
>>576028726>>576028838>Realize Luminous 3rdHow tf this year's Oaks close 4th finisher Realize Luminous bottled this one...
this is the most amount of whites I've gotten yet but they're so useless, same with the blue
Loop this!
Almond Eye if she were chinese
>started a run without Light HelloI need to sleep
how much of a coin flip is it to win races with a C aptitude?
Succesfully looping my invisible spark with consistency, try not to get too jealous.
>>576029714sounds like you need hello darkness my only friend
>>576029292They should've just promote Ibis Summer Dash to G1 as third Sprint G1. It's the race everyone looking out the most ib sunner along with Sapporo Kinen
>>576029730with auto? piece of cakewith you? pray
I give up on trying to get a 3* stam Oguri this dumb fucking white whore is cursed I hate doing parent runs with this satanic cocksucking faggot demon of an uma
Do you still get your free gibs if you get kicked after tallying but have no logged in to claim?
>>576029714>spent my 5 borrows resetting xog runs that didn't have a tach parentme too
tm umanko o
It's up
>>576029324How many fans did you earn this month, anon?
>>576029956No idea. It stopped counting after I got kicked
Does anyone have the Suzuka the goat gif on hand
For your >reddit tachyon needs
This probably the best grandparent I've made using auto so far
>>576030097based racist mood believer
>>576029819there is already talks of sapporo being bumped to G1 in the future because they want more summer g1s, maybe if ibis dash keeps up the prestige it will be next
>>576029645
>>576029904I think you have to be in a club by the tally is over to get gibs
>>576029324more danchuds should do this to flatliners
>>576030146
>>576029819They should promote more races to G1, especially sprints and long, but in the end we’ll probably just get more medium G1s
>>576029819>>576030125>more summer G1splease noyoure bricking future uma careers
>>576030270Kill Yoshidas Behead Yoshidas
>>576029939RUBY HATE
Mesumu
>>576030146this one makes sense considering the real horse
No med S + chains didn't finish... At least i hit the stam goal haha...
Guys I really want to impregnate Ardan.
>>576030162I mean if someone gets kicked after the rewards after given out
>>576030432cute squintress
>>576030457There better be a gold stam skill in there gwo
>my trainee showed up with another man
I'm Asian and I don't like you guys being racist.
>>576030457>late ricker
>>576030541Yes. But no professor or OYL...
>need to start throwing Taiki parents against a wall until I get something good for CM18>she can't race medium or long so mooootating is neededbetter start now, getting stam*3 or wit*3 with mile sparks is going to be fun
>>576030432
>>576030606isnt her unique inherit bad? Thought it's a spurt track
>>576030606You only need C ranks for the independent bot to cheat in every race
>>576030524Yes, the gibs will wait in the gift menu until you log in to claim it
>>576030352I’m glad Lovcen and World Premier immediately killed their stupid idea of shortening the Tenno Sho Spring. Stayers only get one G1 to show what they’ve got, so don’t take that away from them
>my trainer showed up with a job application
>my trainee became a horse
>>576030606I tried doing taiki parents, but she never managed to properly hit 1100 stam, so it was nearly impossible to have 3* STA from her.
You guys are fucking retarded.
How am I supposed to get stamina this scenario my Mayano keeps losing
>>576028467Next time (: same goes for pedal and all the other goos stuff. >>576028516>>576029256Good enough for now, since I used no borrows for it. Im looping with good borrows
>>576030636it's a downhill corner, go away taishinfags
>>576029645>>576030146
>>576030067i love this artist
>>576030457Deck and parents? Also stam threshhold is 900 bwo
I'm joining my first /uma/ club today!
>>576030712haha thats right, im retarded>
>>576030584lumping all asians together is more racist
>>576030516Proof?
>>576030791Just remember that it's seen as impolite to not reciprocate when someone starts erping with you in club chat
>>576030760the only jap looking uma
>>576030703you only need 600 stam to play the goombling machine
Still if she was evil
>>576030809>my umasNo, those aren't yours.Those are mine now.
>>576030952>if
>>576030846Jokes aside is it even possible to erp in the club chat with the filter and all
>>576025504I want the uma police to arrest and fix me so much.
>>576030348You're not supposed to race in every single races, there are horses that excels in Summer like, hence Summer Runner is a thing, it's to give them a chance to shine.
>>576030749feels like you might have wasted time since you do the whites first
I need to stop masturbating to Eishin Flash too often.
>>576030981She's a nice girl
What do you guys use to check for stamina checks other than umalator? Is there anything else that's more advanced like also taking in debuffers into calculation?
>>576031005I want to cum inside Rice's loving and welcoming umanko so bad
>>576030990Uh there's a website that lets you check what'll get filtered and what wont, and as unsexy l33tsp34k is, it can get the job done. I think the character limit per message would genuinely be the bigger hindrance.
am i missing something crucial or is this good enough?
>>576031069I just go by vibes
>>576030669Sorry Jordan, this racing career thing isn't working out, but don't worry, I found just the right job that you'll excel at!
>>576030871Bwo your grass wonder?
light hello's fat jostling belly...
>>576031086>Uh there's a website that lets you check what'll get filtered and what wont,That one misses a lot of shit
>>576031049She would accept you for the horny dog you are
>>576031071Same
>>576031005
>>576031087>am i missing something crucial Your dignity
>>576031087that is good enoughI'd have bought a 5th heal (shake it out) since you're understammed
>>576031087Aside from groundwork missing, looks good enough.
>>576031206This, she wouldn't really mind, especially in senior year, just make sure to schedule it correctly if you need. She will totally understand it (after all why do you think she has such outfit?)
that scene in the storymode where spe just randomly looked grass in the eyes when she said she's proud to be a JAPANESE uma musume was really strange
>>576031035Eh its fine. No biggie
>>576031245
>>576031259Kitasan if she were chinese
I have a 3* stam taiki parent but its 3* turf and 3* ura finale as its only white
>>576031206I need her autism in my life.
>>576031370big heavy dirt umas are the best
>>576031005>>576031268Rice's little butt wrapped up in a tight skirt...
>>576026539Why? What you dislike here? Isn't it a cool club or something.
>>576031087You used Oguri Cap instead of Tosen Jordan. It's an easy mistake to make. Anyway, why not start over with that in mind? Just be careful, and you won't slip up again!
any club drama or do I gotta wait another seven hours
>>576031471ricebutt
>>576030753>downhill final cornerIT'S OUR TIME
>>576029518Motherfucker, bitch gonna be immobile with a belly like that. You're taking your fetish way too far.
>>576031602my danchud is a currenWHORE umafans SLUT
>>576031602Club drama happened last thread, sorry sweetie.
>>576031071>>576031262Rice Shower wouldn't say that
>>576031602All the A+ clubs that were close to deranking are safe now
>>576029601what is your definition of uselessbecause the only not always useful stuff on there are the greens, otwtod, and corner recovery. the rest is shit you will buy on every single front every single run
>>576031648I wish. Front Runners shouldn't be allowed to use Downhill Mode. Combined with A&S it's turbogay.
>>576030753>downhill final corner
>>576025504I want Dia-chan to join the umamusume police, so she can arrest me on fake charges, handcuff me and have her way with me before transporting me to a prison cell (sex dungeon) on Epsatono Island, where I'll be serving my multiple life sentences.
using Jordan for the only thing she's good for
>140 careers>half of them were also rerolled>only 1 3*Yeah, I don't know how I'd ever do parent farming without auto. God bless Cygames. The Western publisher would never have been able to implement QoL early
>>576031706shonna...
>>576031698Yes you would if you guilt trip the fuck out of her unintentionally (I read the doujin)
>>576031773gyarus are meant for treina breeding
>>576031682Mambo status?
>>576031773Getting your nails done...? Are you a femanon?
>>576031706My club was way on the verge of falling out from an A+ range, but autoplay propelled us to the high heavens. You can see on graph every flatline suddenly jolting back to life.
>>576031720good thing I have a dominator+keen eye grass wonder, maybe she can help
>>576031841jodan would have more hair
>>576031838I think the story is kinda dumb but damn it's hot
>>576031861Everything is fine in Mambo. We are all happy in Mambo. There is no cause for concern.
>>576031838>>576031968
>>576031862no...is that disqualifying?
>>576031904Gyarus shave don't they...
Stop lewding Rice
>>576031884But Keeneye does nothing if you aren't running fronts in a mile?
>>576031425There's a couple of things of hers I need in my life. Her massive tits. Her juicy ass. Her succulent umanko. But all hornyposting aside I do really like her personality too. Love Flash
>>576032079but laisu is one of the lewdest umas of all time
>>576031668mine is one too...or maybe we just have the same whore of a danchou
>>576031884What's the point of running a weaker dominator?
>>576032159you use both so it's a dominator plus
I'M LOOPING
Machan was supposed to be on the 30thAre we accelerating again?
>>576031698If you don't understand how much Rice Shower loves her "onii-sama", you couldn't catch any hint in your life.
>>576032116This. Can't deny that she stood for being hot af at first, but her entire personality is genuinely wife material.
>>576032078gyarus laser or wax
>>576032283What does her loving her trainer have to do with what she would say?You're a filthy secondary that jerks it to OOC slop, kill yourself.
>>576032079Gotta be honest anon, I didn’t like Rice that way at first, but for some reason she turned out to be one of the umas with the best lewds out there and I ended up falling for it
>>576032268I should be saving until Ramonu but Pearl and Machan are tempting me...
>>576032093>bring a runaway Suzuka ace (with Mile Maven)>bring a Nishino (with Determined Descent and Head to Head)>bring a Keen Eye + Dominator + 564 debufferI have solved CM18
>>576032268>I will soon brickmy account by sparking and gtting a 0LB Palmer
I clap when its a Nishino cm and i boo when its a Xog cm
I have forgotten when was the last time event chains had finished. Constant mood downs. Fucking lost debuts two times in a row. Can't build even a single fucking ace.FUCK THIS SHIT RIGGED FUCKING GAME
Consider brown
gwos for my lates should I use rob or jordan? even with the slightly better stats I think maybe jordan gives more overall. hints tooonly problem is the agemasen potentially, have you gotten fucked over often?I did once not get speed star from fine at 1.2k wit but that was a one time thing and yapyapyap>TL;DR 1LB ROB ROY OR MLB WELFARE JORDAN>>576031713sorry I just meant the blue because I wanted stamand medium pinksno gw is also one too but ye
>>576032268what's Machan's appeal?
>>576031648pace Nishinopace Taikiand a freak of nature Rickeymaybe I'll replace Taiki with an end Rudolf debuffer type shit
>>576032517I want to get plapped like that
>>576032206Miles are actually worse now because you can guarantee dominator + keen eyeon meds it's a bit of a coinflip because 567 can proc early on Dom and wasting the keen eye proc
>>576031661being so pregnant that she's nearly immobile is ideal THO
>>576032508The agemasen is dependant on speed, which you're obviously usually pumping. If you already have a good speed card to rely on then I'd take Jordan, otherwise ZRR. The guaranteed speed green from ZRR is also very nice
>>576032519fatcutemeta
>>576031648and by our I mean Oguri's
folks... y'all are a-rollin' fer me an' usin' me in the vergo cup, right? i'm a dirt uma too, y'all...
>>576032519Key story
Nutting to Dober tonight
>>576032759
>>576032759I think I will pull for Yeppersshe's awfully cute after all.
>>576032685yeah jordan is with kita and maruright-handed *is* nice, but I tend to get right-handed every run anywayand while her gold is guaranteed it usually comes at full price so you lose a lot of value
>>576032759I'll throw some tickets at her banner but I need to save my jims
>>576032517MIRAKO SEXO
I hoped the manga is edgy enough to kill her off during her last race like her real counterparts
>>576032821Yeah if you're using her a third speed card with Kita and Maru and dont need the speed green then just go Jordan imo.
>>576030606>say I want wit*3>get wit*3ugh, not like this
>>576032759i wanted to save tickets and carats for MachanI don't know if i'll pull for Yeppers... even if i probably need her for the CM (she's cute, but for a dirt runner i'd rather pull for Hokko because i love fat girls)
>>576031350Aruv acting like she's any better.
>luckshit SS auto run>hit my desired minimum combo>???>nothing in sparksEvery fucking time. Looping is no longer fun...
386156821561250 million fans, looking for a new club, probably something in the B range since that's where i was before
>>576033008>class 5
>>576032268The fuck. I set my PTO to the end of the month to enjoy Machan and it's on the 25th?
how the fuark do you get UF? is there a trick with the songs? cant i just buy like a tard
>>576033060You need to get the sp songs early in classic and get as many friendship TE songs as possible otherwise.And then ofc high roll with rainbows.
>>576032865uma musume are not horses it would make no sense for one to die because of a broken leg
>>576033008>250 million fansThis doesn't matter. Post your monthly fans instead and how much can you realistically do.
>>576032508i would use ZRR just because i can get right or left handed off her, savvy and NN but jordan is probably better
>>576033049
>>576032993You saved 50 minutes of your time, just click 2-3 buttons and bot again
>>576033060It's a reroll angle if you didn't get 5 songs in the first 2 half years each
A LITTLE BRAIN ACTIVITY FOR YOUwhich would you pick?both give 20 currency
uma feetfeet uma
>>576033008>less than 1MAt least we have auto now
>>576033060You play again and again until the planets aligned then the game decides to give you UF
>>576033205speed for bond
>>576033205I reset because LH hasnt let me date her yet
>>576033060Unironically reroll until everything lines up properly. You made a second parent, right?
>>576033235I say this
>>576033205friendship + 20 tokens tip from LHLH > single rainbows
>>576033039i've been rebuilding my team... i got demoted to class 4 during my break>>576033239i wasn't playing for a lot of june to be fair, i was completely burnt out by MANT because it was unpleasant to do the runs while exercising
I still think about Maruzensky's tits
what goes well with mega retard MLB guts turbo build?
>>576033296okay this is probably the MOST right thing to do but I wanna test jordan, she's doing pretty good>>576033257>>576033340alright cool, I normally just spam rainbows but it's good to be cautious incase it's on wit where it's halved anyway
What's the realistic monthly quota for the A+ clubs now, if we're just looking to solidly stick around ~300 range?
>>576033235thats fax bwo
>>576033393If you're not resetting then yeah I agree with the others and press speed
>>576033375okay, chiyo
>>576033398I say your club needs to get 115 million fans daily115/30=3 mil fans per member daily
>>576033473me on the bottom
>>576033550That's really easy though. 3 auto runs
>>576033375Same
Musumeisho Doto
>>576033635ok but everyone must do it, every day
>>576033049Wish they gave her alternative hairstyle, or at least altered it a little bit, like they did with Eishin Flash summer (curls on her side bangs). It just a carbon copy with slightly different hair accessories.Though Sei is a lazy fuck, so I guess it kinda fits anyway.
jordanbros...
>be horse>Stomach works for shit>Legs are made of glass and kill you if they break>Have bad anxiety and can die of being scared>Short hair thin hide and huge veins, bleed 20 gallons from any small cutWhy are horses so shit evolutionary? They die from literally anything. Like giant rabbits.
>>576033703>>Stomach works for shitthat's everyone, lil bro
>>576033703they are essentially giant rabbits, yes
>>576033701JORDANBROS!!!!!!!!!already have meds too
>>576033703they just need to survive long enough for an umapyoi
>>576033703I bet we can blame humanity for altering their physique to fit our needs.
So what do I do with clocks now?
>>576033875Eat them
>>576033839we can put the blame squarely on evolution this time
>>576033875save for Almond Eye
>>576033798>already have medsfinally
>>576033875save for larc
>>576033948I'm more sane without them desu
>>576033798c*mming all over myself
old video but yt algo, lulhttps://youtu.be/1vI3CTMbb3A
>>576034085*shuts door on her*
>>576034094me next?
Jigg optionshttps://jiggie.fun/lDUolYhttps://jiggie.fun/vW9Exi
>>576034149ok
>>576034004terrifying if true
>>576033782Rabbits you say?
god i love short but big umas
>>576033235>>576033414so true
>>576034328no one says this
what if i tell her i can use my body heat to warm her up instead?
>>576034094
>>576034589literally me
>>576034443Trainer license lost and banned from Tracen grounds.
>>576034624you're not supposed to self insert as the uma
>>576025504Is such speed truly obtainable with a diet of only carrots and trainer cock?
the gaki who rakusor something idk
>>576034701You are if the uma is Agnes Digital.
big
I haven't logged in in 12 hours (12 autoruns or 12000000 fans) what will my danchode think...
I still don't know how to trigger perfect grand concert, I thought you need 19 songs but sometimes it triggers sometimes don't
>>576034817Mambro...
>>576034875it's random
speed lowrolla
>>576034875you need 18 songs before senior november
I miss when I still had faith in humanity
>>576032918
>>576034817I was wondering why my club dropped to 27/30
>>576035008I, too, miss being 8 years old
>>576034248What decides Uma ear length? I compared IRL Special Week and Rice Shower, and their ears look about the same. But in-game difference is almost x2.
Ai-chan!!!
>>576035008Collectivism is a retarded idea. You can have faith in yourself or in certain people, not in fuzzy groups.
>>576035187
>>576035085terrible sloppa
>>576035187Ai-chan...
stop posting mare propaganda
>>576035187>>576035297god I love them
KEEP posting mare propaganda
Why is Light Hello a mare?
>>576035297Mogged...
>>576035239I have faith that ningen are ontologically selfish creatures devoid of any true morality or dignityExcept meI'm a good guyJust me though
>>576035418maybe she was born that way
It's like she's checking the condition of the track as she runs.
you could swap new Ai with Jordan and it would work
>my trainer showed up with my mom
I love my trainee so much.
>>576035414Mares are...sexy?
>>576035447Makes sense
>>576035503Taiki is a very good girl
>>576035135>What decides Uma ear length?The character designer. It's arbitrary.
I think they should fast-track base umas so global can enjoy more umas
>>576035503Nobody bounces like this
>>576035603We need to accelerate faster. Many have been saying this
>>576035654
What U.M.A. could they fast track without breaking the game balance?
>>576035691Bakushin hairs down is too cool and powerfulI love this outfit.
>>576035620Why is the nun lewd???
>>576033703Domestic horses are not wild horses. Of course a pug doesn't make genetic sense compared to a wolf.
They should start releasing one new career scenario per day.
Any buhis pulled the scam banners yet? How did it go
>>576035808I got no Tachyons
>>576035808no i am the sales executive from cygames and i have to report that absolutely zero people pulled on the scamcha it is a disaster
Mambo status?
>>576035808Nah not this anni. I have pulled on the uma banner before but there arent that many I would be happy about getting that i dont already have
>>576036003Attachment to trainer...
>>576035990Still recruiting if you're asking because you want to join.
>>576035771silly alt when
>>576035808yeah I got cafe (new) and uhhh...don't remember what the ssr was
>>576036037I'm already used to the only people who show interest in me being incapable of love so she's perfect.
>>576036136
I gave up on Dirt CMWhats the TLDR for Mile CM next? Which parents should i be building other than the usual Ryan?
>>576035808I pulled during NY with monthly paid carats and got a dupeNEVER AGAIN
>>576035808I can't remember. I think I got Satono uma and some irrelevant SSR.
I am finally playing the new scenario for the first time.
>>576035808i'm nyot spending my paid carats until step up (then i will get raped in said step up but a bit less)
The world would be better off without Hoguri.
>>576035808I got OGuri cap
>>576036152Yeah, that's the good stuff.
>>576036195It's another Taiki/Nishino track. I think XOguri end closer for some reason too.
>>576036195Can you not post umas with fat tits, I can't even read your post
>>576036339because there's a downhill right before late racesame reason nishino is relevant
>>576036195nishino flower and taiki for paceA&S for frontsryan for late/end
What is your opinion about tsunderes?
Sympathy would be so much better if it only required 3 uma to proc
>>576036467Garbage.
>>576036515what about only requiring 1
>>576036467I love tsunderes a lot.
>>576036467I love them when they start getting posessive after realizing their tsun is overshadowing the dere so they morph into a yandere
>>576035808I'm waiting until the absolute last minute because I have to pretend I am responsible with my money for now
>>576031071I want to hug Rice Shower and pat her head because she's a good girl and she deserves all the love in the world.
>>576036056I'm sorry I only had shitposting in mind
post something sleepy
can I leave my club now and receive rewards?
>>576036656
>>576036709why are you in such a rush
>>576036725I giggled
>>576036467I like tsunderes, but i prefer Espoir than Daiwa because i think this one is too bland as design and character even if i prefer big fat cows.However, i'd totally love to be in this trainer's place...
>>576036725raisu
I don't like Rice Shower.
>>576036686
>>576036726Sowwy...
sorry mate, I would've given you sashes but I ran out of donations for the day :(
Post something green
>>576036530i. fucking. HATE. gold shitty.that fucking bitch has the hott3st fuckimg design in the game, AND YETcygays refused to make her for youi mean, what the actual fuck?constantly insults you? offers a photoshoot as a christmas present? gives a skincare set for valentine's? and when you try to be supportive she's all "hurr durr you're so fucking cringe"SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. YOU DUMB BLONDE WHORE
>>576036878>
>>576036776It's a shame then that her little hat will be the last thing you see before the blade slips into your heart (from below, nicking your stomach along the way, because she is short).
>>576036878
*wheeze*Come closer my fellow anons*hacking cough* I needI needI need seeking the pearls musty hairy pussy on my face right now or I die
+564 and Keen EyeIs this how you debuff? Never done this before
>>576036983yeah, looks goodwhat's the dick? it's easy to get the speed debuffs but squeezing in so many stam debuffs on top of that is impressive
>>576036878ears>>576034085
>>576037028The only debuff I had in my legacy was a total of 5* Tether which didn't even activate
>>576037070Unity run?
>>576036998My beautiful Irish princess
>>576036878best green
>>576035808I got vanilla Maruzensky but I already had her summer alt so basically I got nothing.
>>576037092Yeppers
why do you have to click so many fucking tmies just to finish a career
>>576037094
1 million auto parents glued0 usable parents
>>576037153What did she mean by showing her trainer this
>>576037140I think now would be a good time to update your team.
>>576037217That's not her trainer she's looking up at. Her trainer is a beautiful lady and is only slightly taller than her. Instead, she is looking up at giant Daiwa Scarlet, who is about to make her a woman.
>>576036878Green is good
>>576036635...while cumming ropes inside her free use pussy
blehhh~
>>576037115>>576037138>>576037327don't wake up my cheerleader kink
>>576037348I started taking zinc and eating brazil nuts but I can still only cum dribbles
>>576037324Can giant Daiwa turn me into a man instead please
Bed breaking sex with Light Hello
>>576037397I have powerful splurts as a fat balding ojisan, it just happens when I think about impregnating young girls
>>576037397I don't believe you, let me see.
>>576037389It's a good kink to have
Umamilf
>>576037537https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4WsrtLrqE
Ai-chan if she were my trainee
>>576037596>Reuploading is PROHIBITEDANON NO
>>576037389no you're just horny in general
>>576037641the roundest of falcons...
>>576034114god suzuka is a cutie
>>576037596Ai MARRIAGE
milk is still fine a day after it expires right
>>576037501this is an especially good one
Can I still get kicked now?
Forever Young to Enter Hakodate Racecourse on the 8th – Trainer Yahagi: "There's real value in keeping him at Hakodate this year."It has been announced that Forever Young (5-year-old colt, trained by Yoshito Yahagi) will enter Hakodate Racecourse on August 8. Trainer Yahagi revealed the news on the 1st at Sapporo Racecourse.This autumn, the plan is for Forever Young to begin his campaign in the Jockey Club Gold Cup (September 18, Belmont Park, G1, 2,000 meters on dirt), before attempting to defend his title in the Breeders' Cup Classic (October 31, Keeneland, G1, 2,000 meters on dirt). He is currently training at Northern Farm Hayakita in Abira, Hokkaido.Trainer Yahagi said:"He moved extremely well again this morning. There's real value in bringing him to Hakodate this year. The only thing this horse really struggles with is the heat, and the difference in temperature is significant. We'll decide when to send him back to Ritto while keeping an eye on the weather there, but we're planning to keep him at Hakodate for about two weeks."Yahagi also revealed that Shin Emperor, Forever Young's stablemate (also a 5-year-old colt), will accompany him to Hakodate. Shin Emperor is scheduled to race in the Joe Hirsch Turf Classic Stakes (September 26, Belmont Park, G1, 2,400 meters on turf) before competing in the Breeders' Cup Turf (October 31, Keeneland, G1, 2,400 meters on turf).Regarding Shin Emperor, Yahagi commented:"We're planning to bring him to Hakodate about a week after Forever Young. His race comes eight days later, after all. We'll take them both back to Ritto together, and they're also scheduled to depart overseas together."
as if I'd get married to anyone here...haha
>he rested?>give him the food event
>>576037641Damn she looks super cute with long hair
>>576037813nyes
>>576035808I pulled for Falco, it wasn't worth it
if my danchud kicked me, i would track him down and rape him
>>576037838is ebayan the first uma to be added to the game while still active
>>576037628call the cops, they can't unmarry us>>576037784SO true she deserves it
>>576037854Yeah, ME
>>576037949I mean a priest can tho
>>576037408Obviously she can and will do whatever she wants to.
>>576037938if you mean just present in some way in the game then no, Daring Tact was first
>>576026336retard umama lol
>>576037963The church kneels to a government marriage registration form
>>576037963why would I care what another man thinks when there are THREE goddesses?
failed a 9% double rainbowfeeling like melting a bit
>>576037859>100 energy>every +energy event next turn
>>576038120melt into my arms babe as I whisper into your ear that everything is going to be all right
>>576038013It's been over FOUR YEARS since Tacto appeared in the gameShe's already made her appearance in GLOBAL for god's sakeYet there is still no sign of her trainee debut what the HELL is Cygames doing
We need a bigger bracket to match the autoing
>>576038187humiliation ritual
>>576038156My trainees are scaring me...
>>5760381875.5 Anni in 3 weeks vro trvst ze pran gro, ze pran blo cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope cope
>>576038187It makes sense for unpopular umas to be relegated to Support card slop for eternity
>>576038156That just means you'll hit the next 91% fail double rainbow
we are cygames inc have considered it and have decided to make another gold clan spawnling into an umamusume please look forward to it
>>576038187Saving such a cute design for EoS
i ate a whole box of vanilla oreos and 5 sliders tonight, uma for this feel?
>>576038269>unpopular umasUmas that are unpopular?Besides Ryan. We all already know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3ac-FWehO8
It's a trainer's duty to help with his trainee's hormonal urges and breeding season
>>576038427>vanilla oreosholy shit taste
>>576038313What's with this meme outfit?
Melody Lane uma when?https://x.com/Cl0xh43505Vt/status/2083469806205059458
LUCK IS A LIE!!!Everything is balanced. Your GOOD fortune today, means that HUGE misfortune is right around the corner!
>>576038269Heh...sorry buddy they make those into alts now.
>>576038534what about it
>>576038695>>576038534>>576038313sex
>>576038534jirai kei cute
>>576038826Grass wouldn't wear that...
>>576038826Need me a white woman like this
Now that I don't need to spend 5 hours a day on uma doing manual parent runs are there some good gachas coming out soon? Ideally without boring ability spam combat
uma for this feel?
>>576038826i didn't know that's the style's nameIt's really one of my favorite.It's both perfectly cute and sexy, super feminine.
>>576038953ZZZ has their anni I guess
>>576038953why not use that time to play an actual game. Or maybe read a book or watch anime idk
>>576038901Would she be annoyed if I insisted on speaking English to her
Almond Eye gave birth to Gentildonna tier ripped off filly lolhttps://x.com/i/status/2083412985834508589
>>576038953It appears on my feed many times Silver Palace, give it a check, it will be release soon i think.There are interactions with characters like dancing, headpatting and you can also handhold em and going around.
>>576038953Me? I'm playing OPPAI Succubus Academy Sucky and Busty, Demonic and Lusty!
Your pretty derby. Post it.
I play this game to hurt myself. No woman will ever love me as much as these pixels on the screen. The saddest part? My trainee was likely written by a man.
Finally my own 9* stamina
Kitasan Rack
>>576039387gyo your racist spirit sparks?
>>576038976duh
>>576032865careet resignation is better imo, also tachyon should've been also shown with a torn heel and get prematurely told off by URA safety division
>>576039156
>>576039662>17 years oldLet the grandpa rest jesus
>>576039096a new one released this week bwo
>>576039734He is not racing anon, he is fucking mares
Ardan is a stallion not a succubus
>>576039852She is both and my penis is helpless against her
>>576039812he just like me
waheyI might be screwed it's the 1st and I still have not a single acemight just do digitan only and 2 debuffers this CM is looking bleak
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>576039852>puts your head on her lap without your consent while you're nappingUhm....
>>576039962Cm isnt for another week, you can continue being lazy for a bit
>>576038953No. No new gachas. Ever. Genshin killed the genre.
Why is there an uptick in Ardan propaganda recently
Please remember that quota is going up to 85m today and you have no excuse now that auto is out
Trainer-san 5 manual MANT runs doko
I have begun training open league dirters
>>576039387congrats you can start playing GL
>>576037537Gyarus can't be good mommies
>>576040062i'll do them at reset
>>57604001685M is not even close to enough for A+ cutie
>>576037537>>576037591>>576040102I just woke up, please don't make me break my dick
>>576039387>front runner straight away>late surgerbro is just buying anything
>>576040121retard
>>576039967that's normal bro stuff
>>576040160
thinkgen about ditching my club for da juicy A+ carrots
>>576040232After the TP boost ends it will be enough, this month it's nowhere close to enough
i got a juicy carrot for you right here
>>576040338if even Mambo can stay A+ then there's no excuse for being in an A club
>>576040163And still have skill points left.
ButtSweat's recruiting one sniffer!A B+ casual /uma/ club, a career every three days or so is fine. Just play the game now and then and it's all good. Will be a lot easier to stay motivated now too with the changes, thank God.We have people who know what they're doing and are happy to help in club chat! We also have the usual complaining about RNG or missing chain events or whatever, if that's more your thing.Respond with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
>>576040437Mambo were around 10M fans away from deranking, they will lose A+ next month unless they find another retard willing to carry them
Reminder that Hayashi lostBricked WON
>>576040527>Mambo were
>>576039967>leaves to go live in chinaNever love Ardan
>>576040587...the cuck award
>>576040727Yeah that's what you won, Hayashi
>>576040479Happy in my current club but do you have any more sweaty butts to sniff?
We need more players until B+ clubs gets pushed to down D+
>>576040657Double love Ardan
Haythere stocks still rising
I will not masturbate to Ardan.
>>576040268I'm really fucking weak against this uma.
>>576040752/Uma/Club is better than Bricked in every single way tho, he moved up and you're stuck in his sloppy 2nds club seething about him everyday like you're a bitter ex that got pump and dumped
>>576040936It will genuinely never be funny seeing you run damage control and talking about yourself in 3rd personYou'll always be a lolcow Hayashi
I JUST JACKED OFF STOP HORNY POSTING ARDAN
>>576040763I'm not part of that club, I just felt like posting that because I like them. Buttsweat is my pet.
>>576041010>doesn't try to deny anything I said
Fine, more for me.
it's a good thing my danchou will never be a lolcow because he is a spineless pussy ass bitch
>>576041041Cute butt!
>>576041069please damage control more Hayashi
>>576040883You say you don't want to destroy your dick again but you keep posting her summer outfit
morning
>>576041123I'm erect now, it can't be helped
>>576041121I'm not him tho and you still didn't deny anything I said
tfw i will never be a 140cm tall japanese umamusume trainer who gets molested by umas
https://youtu.be/p8PYHBEc2nw
>>576041223yeah bwo, it's totally not you! :^)>>576041096that's what Hayashi is and he is a lolcow though
Reminder
tfw i will never be a 197cm tall umamusume who molests her trainer daily
You faggots have been going on about this for a whole month now
jesus christ you people are insufferablethe females at my office are less catty than /uma/
super creek is ruining my fucking decki can't make it with stam parentsCM is in a week
tfw happy with who I am and have a lot to look forward to in my life
>>576041251But you can get reversed Blacked by big american umas
>>576041351close your eyes and say outloud "murmur isnt real"
>>576041283>that's what Hayashi isi didn't say that my danchou is retarded, he's smart so he knows how to hide
>>576041297Another proof he lives in a mudhut>>576041376You live in a 3rd world country
Hayathereshi is recruiting
>>576041350I still have no idea what he did to them to make them seethe this much.I doubt it's larpers like a lot of the Mambo drama too since nobody outside of bricked knows who hayashi even is
>>576041376I would be happy too if Suzuka were to show up to cheer me on in that outfit
>>576041351>he fell for the stam card in GL gaslight
Umama...
>>576041215Maybe start thinking about things like the beautiful legacy of Japanese mares. It will make your dick flatten
>>576041453why are you talking about yourself in 3rd person trying to damage control
>Prudent positioning >Dodging dangerThat's the difference? Looks like the same skill to me
the background straight up looks like outside the natlan city or some shit
>>576041410Hey America still has a few good years left
>>576041573it's the same skill
>>576041638But it's two separate skill though
mfw overcapped speed by like 150 with halved gainssupposed to click it for pwrthis reaches 1200 at least with wet + great mood
>>576041635Tits too big
>>576041551I'm on the verge I'm afraid
>>576041553cause I'm not him.So again what did he do for you faggots to hate him so much
>>576041573One goes from inside to outside.The other from outside to inside.Get both and it helps you zoom to the front epicly maneuvering past the frontd who are blocking you
>Have a generational Bourbon run with Speed training at lvl 5 on classic summer>Random Long race oneshots meohi always forget about those
so the trick is to just reset if you dont get 5 songs by classic summer?
>>576041680Got it, there's nothing you can do now
did someone say big tits
>>576041695You'll always be a faggot living in your SEA mudhut running damage control about yourself in the thread every waking moment
>>576041573Dodging danger is fronts only
>>576041776Are you a bot or an idiot? Look at the picture I posted if I was Hayashi it wouldn't be white
>>576041705Ty bwo
>>576041754I wait until first inspo and reset if it's not great
holy brickschizo
>>576041695retard
>>576041297that's fucking disgusting
>>576041765Thanks for understanding
>>576041662imagine if you could fire the same skill twice one after the otherpretty cool isn't itnow imagine it happening thrice with ignited wit
on scale to 1 to 5, how buhi is grand concert?
>>576041297>my ex-danchou lived like this
>>576041765HOW THE FUCK ARE THERE IMAGES NOT IN THE E-HEN KMYB GALLERY Fucking shit.Also someone please update the gallery its 2 months behind
>>576041956Umama
Why are you replying to the schizo?Just filter and press the funny buttonThat faggot will talk about mambo, stego, V, umama, and now hayashi if you reply to himHe is a pathetic indo with no lifeIgnore and press the button
Doriimu Jyaanii
>>576041981bro is not using the kemono replacement...
>>576042041>furfag websitehmmmm nyo
>>576042041>no fantiaIt's useless.
>>576041949It's more of a time played than wallet check imo. Any launch player can be running 5+ SSR decks right now if they spent their carats wisely. Newcuties are kinda screwed though
>>576042041Bro THERE'S NOTHING THERE FUCK OFFFFFFFF
>>576041297What's wrong with this image exactly? Is it supposed to be a Suzuka shrine?
>>576042017to be fair hayashi deserves it
>>576042017they all deserved it
>>576042261>they all deserve itwho are you even you're just pathetic.
>>576042017Am I doing something wrong if even an indog shitposter with no life wouldn't even recognize my existence?
>>576042127you don't even need to spend your carats optimally as a f2p. I have 50 umas + 15 alts and I'm running MLB Kita, Tachyon, FineMo with 3LB Light Hello and 1LB C.B. if you've played since launch you can snack whenever you want
mambo is the most persecuted club on /uma/
>>576042313im umama
Riveting thread
CAN UMAMA PLEASE JOIN MAMBO WE BUILT A NEW FRESH DISCORD JUST FOR YOU. PLEASE HELP US HIT A+ NEXT MONTH
>>576042041He posts everything on discord now
>WATCH OUT GUYS! POOPDICKSCHIZO MADE THIS THREAD! DO NOT REPLY TO HIS SCHIZO MELTDOWN!>wtf are you talking about>LOL POOPDICKSCHIZO MAD HE GOT CALLED OUT>literally who the fuck is that>STOP PRETENDING, WE ALL KNOW WHO POOPDICKSCHIZO IS, HE'S RUINED THIS BOARD! off-site archive link>actual poopdickschizo shows up>EVERYONE WHO CALLS ME OUT IS PISSBUTTFAG>who are you people dot jpeg>EVERYONE IGNORE THIS POST IT WAS CLEARLY MADE BY PENISFARTANON BECAUSE encyclopedic knowledge of a specific anonymous user's posting habits
CAN UMAMA PLEASE JOIN AUTISUMA WE BUILT A NEW FRESH DISCORD JUST FOR YOU. PLEASE HELP US HIT A+ NEXT MONTH
>>576041297what am I supposed to get out of this pic?
>>576042468>>576042495Proof ?
>>576042525diarrhea
>>576041297Half the people here have piss bottles in their bedroom, this is nothing
>>576042494I actually think like this
>>576042568You're a cucksucker for hayashis cock
Any other namedrops or callout posts you guys wanna make to get it out of your system or can I post pictures of cute umas now?
bread time?
I think Umama should go back to /uma/club
>>576042568join us and you can see for yourself cutie
schizos do not open
Isn't it soul-crushing that Donna won't be able to pass on her transcendental beauty and strength if she marries a womyn?
>>576042623Cute Umamas you mean
>>576042601I don't think there are that many teio fans, I barely see her posted nowaday
>>576042525Bro is still running damage control
>>576042623I don't think /uma/ is ready to address the horsemeat issue yet.
butter?
Do you guys actually have a beef against mambo? Every time there is a club discussion you always say >mambo... mambodancho did x, mambo this, mambo that, mambo fell off, mambo flatlined, etc.What the fuck is going on in that club?
>>576042694I wish she would, we're pushing for S+ this month after all
Don't make me tap the DNI list...
we ran out of butter
>>576042832No, it's just mambofags shitposting their own club for whatever reason. Just hide and ignore next time.
>>576042832the best part is that 99% of it is stuff that never happened
>>576042832designated shitting club
If I "quit" after reset, how long do I have to wait before I can join /uma/club?
Mambo poisoned my water supply, burned my crops and delivered a plague unto my house!
>>576042715If she's okay with it she can resort to artificial insemination
>>57604299724 hours if you quit0 hours if you get kicked
I like Teio posters
leave Mambo alonebullying is wrong
Name ALL the /uma/ posters you know.
That moment when your danchou has a guy ahh name like Allen or Tyler
>>576043187teio posterand uhhh the guy who always asks me why I'm not spending x token during Grand Live
>max token heuristic gameplay spamming on hello>junior yr natty fast learning>3 songs.yeah im thinking slop tubers are retarded
>>576042884Same actually
>>576043223One of these two is a woman too
>>576043187Mamboribus Astronauts A Vicente V. horsemeat Wool 終わりだ nene Buddy Torena Dignitarian Animous Tilly El Mysterio ~*Mike*~ Kiunai Goblin yeppy@YEPPERS Yuji Deffie Tertul Cupcake Vattic Spook Neth Ting Shou doberwife
>>576043278>>576043278>>576043278
sometimes I think about leaving my comfy B+ club because I'm tired of carrying them but the dramaposts set me straight
>>576043292all me btw
>>576043303There's A/A+ clubs that no one really talks/cares about that are chill.
>>576043286kill yourself hayashi
>>576036467i-it's not like i like them or anythingbaka
