Previous: >>576159071>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Is rulership us?
Y'all rollin' on my banner, fellas? please... I'm down on my hunkers beggin' ya... jus' one itty bitty pull...
Tachyon LOVE
wahey
>>576176045rrrrrrrrrip the last of the luna line ;__;
>>576176171Gonna do some cheek pulls but I won't get past 50
>>576176171Noppers!
>>576176171Yeppers!
>>576176128no she's jp
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/02OFNOhttps://jiggie.fun/02OFNO
any A+ clubs still hiring
>>576176293I think brickedcucks have a spot
>>576176187wtf
Which autoplay is better? The one we have or the three goddesses version that we'll get later?
>>576176214>troona
>singing on turn 1MOTHERFUCKING STUPID CLANKER
>>576176045>dancho already lowered the fan requirement he's going ERP with his discord boy friend isn't he...
>>576176373Yes.
>>576176356uhh anyone else
>>576176373the one we have
>>576176409Why are you clanking Taishin
>>576175993He was designated as Chef-De-Race a few months ago. Candy Ride is pretty good
>>576176373Both shit3whores is better for fan runs
is mambo recruiting?
/uma/hjong is looking for one new Umadacchi. Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile. Knowing how to play mahjong is optional.
>>576176416Mambro...
>>576176568mambo has 15 spots
Jordan borgar!
>>576176373They do different thingsThe one we get later can finish out shit runs in progress so you don't have to door
Danchode do something, our new quota is 6 mil
>>576176409auto should become slacker sometimes and do recreation whole career
>>576176416Club?
Digitan LOVE
>>576176568we're full but you can post ID anyway in case someone flatlines
What if you were doing umapyoi with Tsuyoshi and she started fucking dying?
>>576176171Bijingnu... I need you for my loops, please come home, in the first pulls
glad my boyfriend is in a B+ club and kind of bad at the game so I can keep him all to myself...
>>576176770wait is tsuruchan another pitslut
>>576175415Yeah that would work, the problem is that - >>576175993huh, didn't know that, in that case I should be able to find somehorse>>576175468too longゴールドシチーフィートit's too long by two kana, the limit is nine kana
>>576176770She would want you to finish
>>576176673Damn, and that thing effortlessly fits in her ass?
>>576176749
dating my trainee
started watching this show yesterday and it's pretty obvious the author wanted to make his own version of umas but in a more "realistic" waycatgirls are a literal invasive species (they came from space 1000+ years ago) and whenever they reproduce with human males, the result is always a catgirl, meaning they can replace the human race in a couple of centuries of non-stop breading. how did they stop this from happening? catgirls were forced to do all the factory work and other low income slave-tier jobs to make their existence depend entirely on government programs if umamusume was realistic, umas would have been forced into exhausting physical labor and would have never been allowed to race
hot period, do your rolls NOW
>New Condition: Slow Metabolism
>>576176981>>576177054lots of family art today
Banana cutie
>>576176879what is the probleem aieeeeee
>>576176980It's a good thing then that it is not realistic at all!!!!!
Today is the one day I can shill for Tsuyoshi
>>576177113>lots of family art todayanon...who's gonna tell him...
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>576176373background always takes 50 minutes but you can close the game and do whatever else you want, perfect for japanese people whose electronics are only their phone and a TVthree goddesses auto is slightly faster since future scenarios don't last longer than 30 minutes but the screen must be up at all timesboth give similar results but are for different people
>>576177146my POV
>>576177164bitch im well aware of the horse having died I was here last night when it was SUPER FRESHLY posted
>>576176931stop that
>>576177164Let him be happyEveryone is just really big fans of Throne SSR
Sometimes I always think how fucked up it is for cygays to not have an in-game function to search for borrows of other players for how robust and complex the spark system is. Did they intended for players to exchange their trainer numbers through manual contact like 'oh shit you got this spark? gimme your number bwo'? Fucked up
>>576177241whoa there take a chill pill bro
>>576177318don't be friendless maybe?
>It's Sunday
https://poal.me/7baitshttps://poal.me/7baitshttps://poal.me/7baits
>>576177119Gold City FeetゴールドシチーフィートGorudo shichi fitoゴールド = 4 kanaシチー = 3 kanaフィート = 4 kana4+3+4 = 1111> 9too many japanese hieroglyphs
>>576177178More like free drama club
I got the hotspring ticket for Brian, but apparently I didn't have enough stam for the tenno sho and got fourth 4 timesso, no hotspring for Brian
>>576177402
>>576177118>buff umaCringe
>>576177318What you're describing is what Trainer IDs were intended for, even if they do not actually fulfill thatAlso there is technically the recommended tab, even though it sucks
>>576177435>7baits
>>576177368NEVER
>>576177516>kitasan>some scary guys will visit
>>576177580I have to imagine my followers found me from the recommended tab because my outdated uma still gets me 100 cp every day when there are thousands better out there
>>576177435She is purple
>>576177516king lovemaccie lovefine lovepalmer lovekita love
>>576175854Yeah I do have Tachyon and Maru and I play front a decent amount. But for next CM I think I might want to actually try pace+end xog since that looks kinda fun. Guess I'll think on it a bit longer
>>576177481Based, tomboys don't deserve a vacation
>>576177727You didn't know? Kitasan is a yakuza princess.
>>576177789Brian isn't a tomboy wtf
>>576177469Oh i thought you were saying that Plap Candy had a problem. My bad sorry
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11910953
>this girl is 20
>>576177332Giving Chiyono many cute sisters.
>>576177946young in body and spirit, old in mind
>>576176409I'm not sure, but I feel like auto career always starts with a recreation animation.That said I'm also pretty sure the animations during independent training don't actually mean anything.>>576176498If you want to build up spurt sparks for looping, she's the one you want to start with.
>>576176931wife
>>576176980>meaning they can replace the human race in a couple of centuries of non-stop breadingBased, I'd take part in that ningen zero keikaku>how did they stop this from happening? catgirls were forced to do all the factory work and other low income slave-tier jobs to make their existence depend entirely on government programsMen don't mind marrying down as much
>>576177918>yurislop
I watched Battles Without Honor or Humanity recently but I couldn't follow the plot at all
All of us can agree that Bijin is the best Uma to settle down and have kids with right? NSM+Head-on+Determined descent+20% guts aptitude is a monstrous combination that would let her milk any man dry in bed. As she's a country girl, nothing would make her happier than settling down with you in an urban home post career. A very successful mare in real life equates to her being extremely fertile as an Uma, you will have at least 4 kids with her, and she'll be able to support all of them with you easily with how popular she is in the racing world as a beauty. Yes, yes "she's not meta" but if you think any other city girl can compete with a true tootin rootin lady, you are just overloading on cope. Yeppers.
>>576177332Calling Maru expired is so fucking homosexual wtf
>>576177789all of the umas are tomboys because all of them are athletes
one time these kids made fun of me after school and after running off I saw a white van follow them around the corner and when I went to go look both of them were gone and I never saw those kids again
>>576177934why is she sitting on my face?
>>576178093missed your /tv/ exit there buddy
>>576178158This Taishin looks weird.
>>576178178I thought we were talking about nyakuza
>>576178126and then the nearest adults started clapping!
>>576178097trve
>>5761763733 goddesses probably wont be able to win dirt races with E aptitude, so independent training will be better for sure.
>>576178086>two girls next to each other means that they want to fuck
>>576177923oh, no the - at the end meant that the next post I replied to countered my point so no reason to write it outI should be able to find a descendant so I just need to breed some of my mares to him and it should be fine
Gold City is my favorite.
by the way, did they ever explain what happened to Gentildonna?
>>576178306
>>576178126Umamafia...
>>576178306why?
>>576178306>t.pajeet
*spreads ass*
https://d.uguu.se/UTxDtpGM.mp4
>>576176045First rate club Basashi (850734315) is looking for 2 more members. With your help we can reach A next month without having to become a tryhard club.We keep it pretty chill, just do your auto careers and request hoes.If you're interested send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your trainer ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>576176689>glueing but no wastageThis sounds great
where's that screencap of kitasan saying that there are always a ton of men she doesn't know at "family gatherings" that her dad hosts and she doesn't even really know if they're related
>>576177516Dia please lend me money to triple spark power Ruby and wit Ramonu I'll do ANYTHING
>>576177986I want to suckle on Cafe's mosquito bites.
>>576178306I love Shichi
>>576178306I'm saying this
>>576178110Feminine umas still exist.
>>576178482Did you catch this Anon's application? >>576151859
>>576178429I need this in my life.
it doesnt take long to find real horny art over tachyon but for someone like Eishin Flash its all bogstandard all the way down
Usually when I get an olive garden craving I can defeated it by looking at the prices. But not this time...
>>576178643""""""""""""""""""""""modeling"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>576178370She's kinda right though.She's the only uma who calls torena out on his stalker antics. If anything, its the other umas who are weird.
>>576178626Scorching hot paizuri
>>576178552becoming Dia's trophy husband
Gold City was very handsome
>>576178370the hell is wrong with her and trainer?
>>576178569>>576178597No
It's literally impossible to not love Ai-chan
>>576178810
>>576178738Yes, Shiti-chan insides needed some remodeling guhehe
>>576178723can you ask the staff to bring you some tinfoil?
>>576178723Usually when I get an Olive Garden craving, it is just for the Chicken & Gnocchi.
>>576178429>raped all mares >raped Seiun Sky
>>576178871many people hate AI for some reasonthey call it AI slop or something like that
hmmmmmnyes
stop being so mean to gold city please
"Fuji Kiseki has big boobs" is one of the oldest global gaslights
>>576179047
>>576179061I just think she has nice boobs. Her and Fuku.
is it sexist to be into ryona if i insert as the girl
>>576179045
Mfw I just had a dream of there being an Uma that the global audience was looking forward to named "Christmas Chris" but she got localized into "Holiday Muhammad"...
>>576179047She's going to cheat isn't she? The WHORE
>>576178921Why would I do that?>>576178938Yeah I was craving both soups, gonna get chicken and gnocchi for the refill
Would you a single mom of two?
>>576178314smothered to death by Gold Ship using a comically large pillow
>>576179286I'll make her a married mom of two hundred.
>>576179286Not if it's Air Shit.
>>576178791I prefer Taiki Shuttle
>>576179286I would a single mom and two
>>576176362You're getting cucked
>>576178871
Soon I won't need unity cup and a support card for screenshots.
shimaidon
>>576178370Shichi's tsundere here aside, Shichitore is an unironic stalker.
>>576179352Not even Air Jihad?
>>576179409>tranny hagKill yourself
>>576179286The Groove Clan needs to be expanded
>>576179061Fuji Kiseki has amazing boobs, they don't have to be big to be good
>Ask my club whales to share their UF xOguris for testing>I lose to one of them by 1LHey I think I stand a chance with my inari one if I use debuffers anons, how can I make the best debuffers to go against the ohg? keen eye + dominator?Also is it possible to get debuffers done in auto training? I dont think there is "wit" focused training lol
>>576179352
>>576179607Prostitute
Would you a chud dad of two?
test https://files.catbox.moe/hjq91a.mp4
>>576179286She's not a single mom, that's my wife and kids
Gold City is that 10/10 bombshell who gives terrible head, awkward hand jobs, and lays there like a dead fish
>>576179701Spe seems like a good hearted yet very incapable mom
test
>>576179771>he married a hag
Would you the milf?
>>576179634Auto sucks at debuffers because you need to finish gold city chain for keen eye. Dominator + keen should be best against xog, if you wanna go the extra mile you can borrow oppression sparks since it's a debuffer heavy CM, so it's likely to hit an enemy xog. Bring hesitant debuffs as well, naturally.
>>576179771I'm going to breed one of your daughters
>>576179850Why did you censor Tsuru
>>576179634just because theyre UF doesn't mean they're good. If that shit doesnt have groundwork combo, 4 recoveries, and 5-6 midgame, its pretty bad
>>576179826I don't know, country girls are most of the time really good moms.
Don't forget to update your TT team because at the same time as the Halloween event story the team rank cap will be increased. And now the rewards will be 500 carats per rank
>>576179820hell yeah
>>576179759this is my POV and I'm a fat balding ojisan
>>576179820Fuck that sounds like my ex but she wasn't a 10/10
/v/ma had more club drama this month than us
>>576178663I did see that post, but he hasn't applied.I'll send him an invite now.
>>576179820>defending this
Hayahide should have gotten the steampunk alt instead of Taishin
>>576179884Why does she have three stallions in her harem?
>>576179884that's a gilf
Hello Trainer, human reporter from UNN here, what are your thoughts on rising trends of Umausumes pretending to be human females in order to get into relationship with human males or the infiltration of organization in order to push for more pro Umausume agendas?
>>576179884>Special Week - Grandson>Rice Shower - Grandson>Winning Ticket - Grandson>Curren Chan - Great GranddaughterThat's a GILF!
>>576179993
>>576179894thanks, I guess I will try to hone the hog killers
>>576179906I'm already doing that
>>576180034wtf i love coal city now
banchou LOVEcan’t wait for il forma del blaze…
>>576180039Yada
it's a new month and my club still keeps dropping in rank...
>>576180039her boobs are amazing
>>576180075>haremanon those are her descendants
just realized that mobumas have trainers too
>>576180124I wonder how many generations of Maru spawn you could get in a single race
>>576180121>repopulating the white raceBased
bro is dumping his sloppa
>>576180267mambro...
>>576179926>rewards are now 500 per rankdoes this shit rollback
An uma's past doesn't matter
>>576179935Thats me right there
>>576180315yeah, me
That me right there
>>576180267The first 2 or 3 days always fluctuate wildly. It should stabilize after that.Although now that I think about it, that might not be the case anymore now that we have independent training.
>start getting into parent farming>realize it's another avenue of whale fiestaOh yea, I should pull out my Gold City and Inari One for dirt loops, get myself Dober, NY Opera and other quirky umas for actual parent runs, my Throne, my Fuku and other off meta parent SSRs for easy SS ratings and hints.Fuck this game. Where is that weird cope comes from anyway, parent farming is the only area where whales don't have advantage my ass?
>>576180402i'm scared
how do you do more than 1.2m?
>>576180402what's with the censorship?
>>576180315Do you not watch any of the uma stories? They show up all the time in those.
>>576180267danchuds really need to get aggressive with kicks, start harassing yours to kick the bottom feeders
>>576180321Maru, Chiyo (son), one of the grandsons, Curren Chan
>>576180435>feminazi
>>576180536If you cant do dirt loops dont do dirt loops, its that simple. The tradeoff is easier SS parents for less affinity
>>576180075>>576180086>>576180124GILFGodILoveFuckingMARUZENSKY
>>576180618What if half my club are bottom feeders
>Go against xoguri my friends easily made>My hard grinded uma oshi cannot win a single timeThis is kinda demoralising, never happened like this, I guess I am just going to add 2 dominators
>>576180431It's just for SS and higher ranks, previous rewards stay the sameAlso there's only 5k pts between two ranks now so it's easier on top of giving you more carats. And if you use the caratscalculator this isn't even taken in account in the estimation.
>>576180693well start with the bottom of these bottom feeders
you didn't see anything weird shut up nigga
>>576179514I refuse. Stay upset.
>>576180690The hag has no eggs
>>576179993Yes yes please tell us more we like hearing more about about them
>My casual club went from rank 4000 to 1900 since auto training was addedIt's really that easy
>>576180570Just do 2 runs.
>>576179514don't say that...
>>576180536This is actually a pretty reasonable takeParenting does require resource investment that does get criminally downplayedAt the very least, most of the meta inherits that get used are either already in the game so you can get them by spooks or wait for their legend racesIt will get better, slowly, but it will get better
>>576180121well, as someone who avidly assaults and harasses women it's gotten increasingly difficult. Notice the cast I'm in, as just a few days ago I was fondling and squeezing the rear end of a "woman" feeding ducks in the park and she stomped my foot in response. Of course had she not been wearing a hat I wouldn't of tried it.
A trainer's past doesn't matter
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11911504
>>576180913dark side of the doxx
Seeking the Pearl has literally no positive things to say about her
>>576180795Even better! No risk of pregnancy!No risk of making more umachuds(like spetard and whiny ticket)
What if umas said "Nyeigh~" as a vocal tick like catgirls said "Nya~"
>>576180761
>>576180820>>>/vm/2789730I'm too lazy but basically>guy said he wanted to jump clubs a few days ago>it's frowned upon to jump clubs in /v/ma>people call him a Larp or a shitposter>he actually jumps clubs>his club doxx him, people seem to think it was the Danchou
>>576180973>the brat
>>576180986me and him
I can just let auto remake my entire TT team no?
>>576180994
>>576178723ZamnWell hopefully I won't have this craving for a while
>>576181174You could
>>576180536>everyone tells you to pull parent umas>refuses and cries when you need to make parents but you don't have any good parent umaSeiun is free now if you don't have her btw
>>576181110it's frowned upon to do that here too
why is Curren such a bitch?
does the position aptitude affect skill activation rate? I want to put my ass wonder as end closer but I am not sure if the wit reduction matters or not for skill checks or only the other things wit does
>>576180973the only confirmed whore trainer is Royce & Royce's trainer
seeking Seeking The Pearl's pearl
I jump clubs once a weekBecause I flatlineYou can't do anything about it
>take your trainee to the beach>they assume you are her fatherHow do you avoid making this uncomfortable
>>576181214You literally make fun of Uma pullers every time card banner comes up.
>>576181168All for (Me)
>>576180536Your Oguri? Your Pasa? Your Maruzensky? Your Mayano with aptitude sparks?
>>576181168
>>576181218We have danchous getting poached almost every month I don't think people here care if a member jumps clubs
>>576181303You fuck your trainee
>>576181246me and umommy
>>576181378Ok hayashi
I'm not feeling anything from masturbation anymore
>>576181110>all this melt down over club poaching this late into the gameThey really are like the cavemen version of us huh, it's like watching them hitting a new age milestone
>>576181378my danchou was the top earner in my club last monthshould I be worried
>>576181303umapyoi in front of everyone to assert dominance
None of you are big enough to please umama
>>576181502just get a gf and have sex bwo
>>576181326We only make fun of retards who gamble all their carats on umas then have a meltdown when they can't even finish a pity on the scenario card bannerUma is a hoarding game and we have 5 years of knowledge
my pure aryan family
>>576180535It's poetic that Calstone Light O's record breaker name is "Puro Magic". After all, pure magic is needed to surpass physical limitations, to be faster than light.
>>576181218Only the flatliners frown
>>576181558Air groove thighs...
>>576181303ferris bueller move start making out with her in full view
>>576181013>cute>trendy>sisterly to others (like guitar girl from her support card events)>wants others to have fun and succeed>kicked frenchie assThere's plenty to love about her.
>>576181543Nah she would crumble the second I put it in her
>>576181626I will NEVER have sex
>>576181502Just summon a gf and have sex bwo>>>/x/
>>576181558Only the gorilla and the yada loli are shit
>>576181630perfect family
>>576176171I need to save for Ramonu, sowwy...
In the current yuro heatwave it's way too hot to use my PC, any cooler designs that work in these conditions, Sea bros?
>>576181558WAIT KINGU HAS A WEDDING ALT?????HOLY KINO
>>576181502Do you at least cum?
>>576181669enough about Maru, now post about Pearl
who the fuck is umama
>>576181502Change the way you grip your dick with your hands
>>576181630>western artist
>be Maruzensky >beach date with trainer>people assume he is her son>young, human bitches flirt with him>umapyoi right there to assert dominante>pelvis fractured>date ruined
looping for front skills + restrain + ign wit + racing skills is pain
>>576181873She's in your club...
>>576181696have you tried not being homosex?
>>576181502Stop fapping for a week or more.
>>576181247Not skill activation chance, at least, from what I understand
>>576181942no need for restraint on front
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we7_GkpyWGY
>>576181880>>576181502Or get an onaholeBut get a good size, I bought two but my dick was too big to use them properly
>>576181942You have to start being cosmologically lucky if you want to hit 4 skills or more
>>576181880>teiobro doesn't suggest sex toysWhat happened to them? They used to be way more unhinged
>>576181927>date ruined????
>>576182090it's a green skill that activates no matter what, it's worth having on your groundwork looped parent
>>576181957Tacuteyon
gotten to the point where some days I can't get it up without choking myself
>>576182127sex toys cost money and you need to clean them up like once a month or something if you jerk off daily
>>576181558Curren's is still criminally sexo. Cafe is great too, but I would marry all of them.
>>576181597>>576181695>just get a gfNot easy for me, girls are repulsed by my image if I act even a little friendly towards them.
>>576181990>defending this
>got perfect green skills>perfect stats>for some reason didnt get all gold skillsI hate this game
>>576182332thats not true anon, post pics
Look how flat Suzuka is!
>>576181769Maru never kicked frenchie ass, anon.
bwos i just saw the ramonu concept art... holy moly...
>>576181110I jump clubs, I've been in 3 different /uma/ clubs, however I only did it because I get kicked from the club, not leaving by my own l
>>576182273>once a month
Late bros, what are we looping? Currently going for uma stan, NN, pilfer, racing stam full throttle, pedal to the metal
>>576182385Do not do this
why are you guys like this
>>576182407>mole under eyeUgly hag
>>576182332I'm implying you should summon a succubus>girls are repulsed by my image if I act even a little friendly towards themI know that feeling, I just don't try anymore
>>576182028thanks
>>576182090>guarantee free WIT and lesser chance of Rushedisn't that good for any strategy?
>>576181942I've been trying for dirt pinks + racing stam + ignited wit in the entire line for more than 100 runs now starting from nothing and I'm finally just looking for the dirt pink, but umas in the entire line have all the white sparks I want. I'm not sure what to do after this
Early good night friends….
>>576182483you want restraint if you're taking mpb
>>576182345the wide Gentildonna theory
I present the pinnacle of my creativityForever Young's daughter - Forever Date
>>576182581gn babuposter..
>>576182483Restraint, RS: Stam, RS: Power, RS: Mood, and Umastan
>>576182541rushed is a buff for fronts
>>576182407>the Mejiro family has fallen on hard times and now they can't even afford a second stocking for Ramonu
>>576182227you should choke your cock instead
>>576182491
Does CM count as Collaborative Graded Race?
>>576182385a-am I kawaii anon?
>>576182584
>>576182732Sexo
>>576182673I used to be able to get the head in but I think I fucked up my back and neck doing that so I don't anymore
>>576182606Glue factory, now
>>576182575You move to grandparents and parents.
>>576182667retard
>>576182704This CM does
>>576182796I wasn't talking about self-succ but sure that works too
>>576182541Anything is good if it was free, but it's a 160 sp base cost green with a small effect compared to buying say another velocity skill. Unless you have a unique that relies on not getting rushed, getting rushed is only a negative if it blows through more SP than you can afford, otherwise it's pretty much strictly beneficial since it makes you auto succeed pace up wit rolls.
>>576181558Rolling for whom I will marry.1 = Mayachi2 = Cafe3 = Curren4 = Finemo5 = Amazon6 = Kingu7 = Taishin8 = Cesario9 = Ramonu0 = Gentil
>>576182936I thought you said choke on
>>5761830097 and I marry Fuku4 and Fuku dies
>>576183009Dry pussy
>>576182345Is gentil a wop like me[\spoiler]?
>>576181218only if you're the dancho
>>576181558How did she get both the best wedding and halloween outfit?
>>576182975>through more SPThrough more HP
>>576183037mating press
>>576182427im sorry horsemeat
>>576183109character design team love cunny
>>576183037Ugly boy
>>576183172how can you apologize to horsemeat after everything he did
Women hate aura?
is 0LB S. Maru usable in anything but parent farming?
okay but did you guys know totopo isn't in autisuma anymore
>>576183258>Dope Impact
sometimes you niggas get too gay
>>57618165699% of the thread will have ZERO fucking clue what you just said
>gold agemasenwhy do we like this card?
god I wanna suck the bokumanko
>>576183369An uma with a big ass to crush your pelvis
>>576183447niggas got brainwashed into thinking TE is the most important stat any support could have
>>576183310You want 1LB for the power bonus, ideally 3 for the hint levels. Probably worth borrowing and running a different front parent card.
>>576182093>everyone slowly vanishes>goes to sleep in a field>turns back into a happy babyfuck me
lol speed star is not even a good gold skilldont worry about it
I hate Chiyono and chiyonoposterI fucking hate them
>>576183334who the fuck is totopo
>>576183447TE is the most important stat any Support can have
>>576183624
>>576183624but why
>>576183626totopo dez nuts!
>>576183447It got really good since we can artificially get specialty priority from songs
I hate the poster below me
>>576182796I find the idea of this is so hot, but it looks disgusting when I look it up because I'm not gay enough. Is it worth the hype or should it stay a fantasy?
The poster above me lies
>>576183447Free right handed and nimble nav>AgemasenShan't be running paces
be nice to each other
do you want me to jack you off or something
>>576183832You're a faggot
>>576183915fuck you
>>576176171Only my ticketsIf I get you I'll become a pace main
to make debuffers, unity or GL?
I think umama should help the pent up anons here relax
>>576182796let me help next time nonners
>>576184029Autoplay
>>576184039>>576184054Uhhhh
>>576181942I just settled on this as the grandparent. The ggps have plenty of these sparks so hopefully the parent grind doesn't take too long. No dirt races, I want to do ace runs asap
cant you make tripple murmurs then win by stam diff?
>>576184071but with autoplay event chains dont finish...
>>576183832you're probably not flexible enough anywaybut it only looks disgusting when you look it up because a male is demonstrating it and you aren't a fagit's the sort of thing that's only sexy when you do it not when you look at someone else do it
>>576183915I can't there's only one nice
My trainee touched my weewee...
>>576176171You look slightly interesting now after knowing you can be a dirt looping slave
>>576184158>smartest debuffcuck
>>576183939Wanting to suck my own juicy cock doesn't make me a fag, retard
>>576183915
>>576184158best is to just double murmur and then slot white debuffs in your ace
>>576184192Be nicer
rolled another 3* guts when fishing for 3* stamina again award
>>576184342but i want to only use auto to make them its an alt
>>576183919
...how do you loop parents
CM18 eludes me and kachidev doesnt help much aside from saying "Budding Blossom is good !!!!" which we all already knew its a fucking mile
I havent even posted my BWC lately why are you being so gay
>>5761843812 debuffers + wedding Maya ace then
>>576184192>tanCringe.
>>576184520can you post it again pretty please
>>576184598kys
>>576184653Laisu does this instead of waving when she gets 1st place.
>>576184494The Koreans already solved CM18https://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=292609https://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=292446>>576184473Pick something (or somethings) to loop firstIf you have an idea of what to loop, it is easier to explain
Just spent ~550 statues to 5 star Maya.
>she got EVERY white i could want>3* speed>long pinksREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>576184685>stick dick jealous of nonny's bwc
>>576183915I fixed your car deartháir you should check it
>>576184520You don't even play the game, you're just here to post cock ...
adopt her
>>576184926literally me
what in the botted shit is that 45m fans a day
>>576184940Once we go to France, sure
>>576184926
>>576184532gaylord
>>576184598https://gofile.io/d/XQBQ06There you go>>576184869Im unironically my club's top earner
>>576184940>best Uma stuck in NPC jail
>>576184926>aislop
buuuuuueeeeeeeeeeee~
I miss the time when ace runs were also parent runs
>>576185163>ywn experience relationship like that
I could really use a cute finemoposter right now
>>576185065>cow
post speed here is really high atmdid something get announced?
>>576185382no, just faggots out in full force
>>576185382a real honse died
>>576185382We are just colossally boredAuto is handling our borrows for us nowadays
>>576185163>dress has no tail holeart ruined
>>576185382Anon just posted his huge cock that's why, you should check it out
adopted
>>576185553sorry not into dicks, I'm into overweight women
>>576184730I was not aware of this website, koreans are a lot more helpful than EN or JP players in this respect
>>576185382Start of month club shitposting plus irl uma death.
>>576185548Vexie a cute
>>576185548>black horse Fuck off
>>576185563Who's this new oshi of mine
How many months till most fuck off and this becomes a comfy thread?
>>576184730is there one of these for cm17
>>576185618Yeppers, anything that Translate does not automatically give you like images, just plug into Google LensThey also have resources for this CM if you still need them
>>576184756the Wedding Maya, right?
>>576185563
>>576185293Don't.
>>576185754how many times have you posted this man
>>5761857542 months and 17 days
>>576185748Benis
fuck you
>>576185817three? maybe four
>>576185780https://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=291773
What deck are you using to autotrain you long TT umas?This is the best I could come up with but I'm not sure
Need maid altsNeed body suit altsNeed stripper altsNeed male swimwear challenge altsNeed nightwear outfitsNeed cocktail dress alts
>>576185897>can't run twice in a rowYour fault for rolling the shitty uma
>>576185846Is something going to happen?
>>576185809please please please
>>576185993your wit is going to be sad, you have to deal with one stam only
nyo..
>>576185897pace on my chase
>>576186050It's how long the Doctor gave V to live
It's over . . .
>>576185792nope, a regular one
>>576185993Dont use Biwa SSR, that card is ass for autoMayano SR is better
>>576186050It's sooner for you
>>576185993Long TT is bricked for GL. At most you can just do the usual- oh you're doing auto for TT carry on
>>5761860361. I did run twice and a row and nothing bad happened, because it was before her event race2. I didn't roll her on purpose: i got spooked by her3. I'm not even trying to race a lot4. FUCK YOU
I have a mighty need to roll for trainees, but there's no one worth rolling until Tarumae in like 4 months
>>576186136w-what?WHY?
>>576186078>>576186158Noted, I'll replace Biwa for a wit card and wish for the best
>>576186237but She Never Goofs Up?
>>576185949>No late Rickey>Front Rickey in the same tier and end xoguriSo it's about as good as any sloptuber speculation
>>576186249your blaze Brian? your white Kita?
>>576186237doto turning my T into an H
>>576186301Falco posters are known to be stupid
>>576185082thank you nonnyughhhhhhhhhhhhhh I need ittttttttyou should make some noises...or maybe you want someone to get it out of you
>>576186237HAWAWAWA IM SORRY TORENA IM SO CLUMSY I ALWAYS GOOF UP
>>576186350>white kitaLmao frontchuds are dead in our server
>>576186396Hey you saved my OC!
>>576186301I need to squeeze every last bit out of my Umas to get SS on auto runs.
What is the best Daily Legend Race to farm?
Hit me up bros, is this ok now?
>>576186478sooo you'll reward me, right?
>>576186342Lates were apparently not really considered usable at that point in time on the Korean or Japanese server
>>576186237Haha it's fine oh look out *take her to my bed* haha this is uncomfortable good thing the cushion whas there but wait be careful *insert my cock inside her umanko* this is awkward totally indecent behavior let me fix it *rearrange her insides* just a little more wait *cum inside her* haha sorry looks like I goofed up haha *repeat with her umankoshiri*
>hobo horsehttps://x.com/i/status/2083836626544067009
>>576186610unlock Taiki Maru and/or Suzuka first
>>576185163You only have 1% chance bro...
What is your Club rank?
>>576185163>>576185285suffering
>>576186610Obviously the Umas you don't have. Now what you need depends entirely on you and your plans.
>>576186780S+
>>576186382owari da
>>576186640Noppers, did you run 2 speed cards? Get 3 next time
>>576179820Stop, stop. I can only get so hard.
>>5761869261600/800+/1200/600/1200 or brick
>>576186050
>>576186926Yeah, but then i wont have enough stam bro...
>>576186237That's okay Doto. We can get divorced once we're both around our 40s and have done irreparable trauma to our kids.
>>576179820She's so perfect...
>>576186382that's just untruefalcoposters are very smartthey're very informativeand they give good advice
>>576186973I still have to watch CG. They animated City's only G1?
>>576186610obviously cap as in cap
>can we go back>back where>...home
>>576187061I can't believe Buono'd make fun of the Korean stock market situation like that...
>>576183334Poor guy was kicked from bricked and now from autisuma
>>576187113MARVELOUS
>>576187167https://youtu.be/Ya5Aoy9gmPA
>>576187113hehe marvelous sundae
>>576187004You have to sacrifice 1 wit for Creek, not speed. By having 3 speed you also can bring up your power because that looks grim
>>576187061Umama did this to me
why are Chiyoposters still tolerated
>>576187365but how the fuck do i cap wit with 1 card?????
>>576186973Small tits
>>576186453erm her unique is also used for pace bro
>>576187449They are invaluable targets
>>576187365Ok i will try, again
>>576187449small and cute things MUST be bullied
vma is bigger than uma lmfao
>>576187628WHAT??? NOOOOO!!! HOW COULD THIS BE!?!?!? AIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
fanfare more like fuckfare
cafe with wide hips and a big ass
>>576187085I want to slap her left cheek so badly
>>576187463:)
>>576187965how can a trainer even resist
>>576187849Call me the bull because I'm running towards these red flags!
>>576187628>vmaoh yeah I forgot about themhow are /v/ma clubs doing now that we have auto?
pic related it's literally me. Give me an Uma wife.
You only like Finemo because she likes ramen
>>576188152Ryan
>>576187061She's not making fun of penises, this is literally how tall her trainer is
>>576188071>when your trainer wants male umas
>>576188152V
she raped me
Finally.... but fuck those eyesore 1*s
>>576188185I like ramen
>>576188152Vampire Laisu
>>576188185You only like trainer because you like semen
Sweet Posho
>>576185163
>>576187061Did SK lose their minds?
>>576188334I like (You)
debuffan
>>576188152Gold Shitty
>>576188143They are having a major melty due to someone being doxxed for leaving one of their clubs
>>576188574kek
Would any of you guys donate money to umama
>>576188538loopadorf
Becoming abundantly clear I need a vacation. Do any of you live somewhere cool you'd recommend?
Someone said Fuji Kiseki has amazing boobs. I would like to see some proof of this claim.
>>576188574how weak...
>>576188674No but I would collab on her onlyfans for mutual monetary gain
I NEED to cum on Gold City
>>576188772yeah man come to nepal
>>576188674I've been donating money to a south korean asmrtist for years in hopes of her opening a OF. Don't try me.
>>576188772Sardinia and Sicily are nice
>>576188813
>>576188772https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/age-of-consent-by-country?trk=public_post_comment-textI like using that to find holiday destinations
>>576188574>>576188817would they survive an /uma/ club? lmao
>>576188772go to Thailand and get facesat by ladyboysBest thing it will ever happen to you.
>>576189060Ok... I liked her before but now... Damn
>>576188152Akebono because I think you need to gain some weight
>>576189098depends on what's "doxxing", maybe he meant actual doxxing since they may have discord clubs there idk
Ines Fujin is cute
>>576188271familiars can't be raped
God I want her so bad.
>>576188772The alps are very nice. Hiking, castles and great cheeses.
>>576189162Fatty fucker
>>576189195refer to >>576181110
my 24h cooldown is over which club wants me
>>576178946Explain
>>576189162
>>576189125t. McQueen poster
>>576189328She's not fat, she makes YOU fat
>>576189060I require more photo evidence.
>>576189162>>576189470Would you guys let yourselves be fed by her? I'd fold desu
>>576189372salthyde...
>>576188871I would. There's cool stuff everywhere.>>576188950The constant prospect of being robbed seems worth it for the food.>>576189125Not that kind of vacation but Thailand still has a lot of appeal regardless.>>576189320Good shout. I can see the place Ramonu is named after...ty guys
MY CLUB IS FALLING APART
>>576189196freckles are my biggest weakness
>>576189607I felt very safe in Italy
>>576189571
>>576189632brickedbwo...
>>576189396my beloved
>>576189512how do you explain this to your ningen gf?
>>576189607Tourist spots are safe, it's everyone living outside those places that's fucked in europe
>>576189717I'm starting to see your point of view, but I could use another persuasive argument.
>>576189512why are women like this?
jiggin outhttps://jiggie.fun/CwerDb>https://jiggie.fun/CwerDbhttps://jiggie.fun/CwerDb>https://jiggie.fun/CwerDbhttps://jiggie.fun/CwerDb
>>576181110>>576188574I don't get why would you doxx someone from leaving your club. I don't think even we do that
>>576189571>>576188813
>>576189821
>>576189865We do if it's a /uma/ club poach, but in this case it's justified
i actually need a club somebody please save me
>>576189574Nah, I'm trying to lose weight. I'm like 90kg right now
I thought /uma/ hated Fuji
>>576189632cute daiwa
>>576189865We're not lacking from clubs and we have trainers that club hops for fun
>>576189956yes please
>>576181110/vm/a seems like a chill thread until you remember it's full of /v/ redditors.
>>576190043
i like long ear umamusumes
>unironic tranny "art" in this thread>alongside literal slop
>>576190042It's impossible to hate her
>>576188328your movement combo?
>>576189975It's only for well known people like Mambocchi or Danchous. /Uma/Club poaches random high earners almost every month often and nobody cares
>>576189196haro haro
shut up nonny
>>576181110I'm pretty sure we namedrop from time to time but most of it are ironic. I doubt it's ironic in /v/ma's case since they seem to take clubs more seriously than us despite lower ranking than ours.
>>576190147they like you too
>>576189060>>576189717>>576189878>>576189882>>576189956Heh... they fell for it...
>>576190042
>pace chaserWHY YOU STUPID CUNTwhatever she didn't even get a head on white or gw so I shouldn't get mad
Is it true that the Chinese server got this instead of Wedding Hishiama?
>>576190254Who did UMAClub add this month?
>>576190320cute gorilla
>>576189975How is it even justified? Why would you doxx someone just for leaving your club?Are they all obligated to stay in their clubs there forever or what? We have anons switching clubs monthly and no one bats an eye.
someone post THAT screenshot of fuji
>>576190459Ralkos, I think he was the top earner for umaooo before he quit
>>576190139I love my cow
>>576190029Do you honestly think you could resist her (or Taiki's) advances? You are getting fed
threesome with my trainee and her tulpa
>>576181218not if you just say it and act like a normal person
>>576190431>tailof course not
>>576190485
>>576190484it's not justified at all, it's even funnier in their case because they're literal A rank shittersI have absolutely no idea why they melted down over someone saying he wants to move clubs, he even gave a warning beforehand lmao
>>576190485No.
>>576189865Now it's hard to judge the full context but it seems like he pissed off the dancho by calling him out and when he left, he pointed out that the guy bitching was most likely him.
>>576188449>cuckshit
Stop trying to make me want to fuck Fuji Kiseki
oh yeah finally
>>576190914Okay.
>>576189060>>576188935Whores
>>576190974Careful, anon... you can't undo this...
>>576190857Feels like it was the right choice if your danchou would doxx you over something like that. We have danchous here poaching other members and one even refusing to kick a shitposter. The only danchou to ever come close to that is Hayashi
i've done more jiggies than careers (including autos) this weekend
>>576190857Imagine the damage an opera o sticker and leaving could do there
heh
>>576190974yay>>576191059I'm ready to be hugged to deathmaybe I'll try to make her for this cm
It's coming
>>576191189Mambros... Our top earner and the real Mambo oshi trainer...
I'm glad /uma/ finally realizes how hot Fuji is. Could you post some more fat Kisekis?
>>576191248cease sad posting at once
>>576191324>boyuma>yuribait>hotFuck off
>>576191114imagine dahbyposter being unleashed there... it would actually cause a clubpocalypse
>>576191189He has more fans than all of Mambo combined
>>576190857We call out our danchous here all the time. Especially you neth fuck you neth
>>576191408Fuck off with your bait. Everyone knows she is for (you)
>>576191324I still want Fuji Kiseki to ruin me.
>>576191408>trannposterfuck off
>>576191114See you guys in a month
>>576191457what did she do....
>>576191507this is sexual harassment
>>576191520>cucked by a lazy fuck
>>576183172>>576183231horsemeat is probably my favorite mambo related posts because of how it was born from being randomly selected by RNG
>>576191520>smart enough to realize it was bait>still dumb enough to fall for itAnon...
>>576191063That danchou is the one that called xerself based?
>>576189981>>576177178>>576177178
>>576191732The best part was he was in mambo for like, 3 days since he left autis/uma/
>>576191909According to >>576181110>>>/vm/2789730Apparently, yeppers.
>>576191189
Fuji's tits in-game are honestly too small, she has big-tit energy, she should be 3-4 cup sizes bigger. Thankfully most artists do this
>>576191663complete refusal to let me give tummy kisses
IT IS TOO HOTTŤ
>>576192075I love her at any size.
>>576191973It didn't stick as much but just enough to still come up from time to time. Just the right amount
dober's vagina
>>576192075pregnancy can fix that
>>576192329>misandrist
>>576192150could be worse
>>576192047>mambo pfpDanchou, you know what to do...
>>576192439>mambo pfpOH SHIT YOU ARE RIGHTDANCHOU WE COULD GET OUR OWN MAMBO BACK
>>576192215Post moar>>576192354I thought tits after pregnancy deflated, can they permagrow?
Would T.M. Opera O still be autistic during sex or would she be normal?
>>576192339
Bros, hit me up on Second Wind skill, is it good?
Uma for this feel?https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147939675https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147937550https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147954822
>>576192624gamba
>>576191909Someone screenshot their own chat messages then posted>based danchou telling you to stfuYou would think that's an obvious false flag, because nobody is that retarded, but in the full picture your can clearly see the name ends with y, just like the danchou
>>576192587She would try her best to keep up the theatrics while choking through moans and whimpers
>>576192587she'd fold instantly and let you do anything you want
>>576192584You want more Fuji Kiseki?
>>576192420Feels good living in a Nordic country
>>576192793...that's hot as fuck
I wish I was Gold City so I could suck trainer dick
>>576192847No flat umas
>>576192569we're full gwo
>>576192624It is completely randomIt is okay
>>576192587she'd start out awkwardly trying be theatrical, then refuse to let you move her hands from covering her face
>>576192747It's actually worse. He posted it while his own message was highlighted.Glad I saved this when it was posted here.
>>576192706Gamba in a sense you can waste stamina and die?>>576192951How it is random?
>>576192842I mean, no shit, sherlock. You fuckers get nothing BUT coldness, kinda the fucking point.Having said 30c daytime is literally just you typical summer, nothing noteworthy about it. The annoying part is the 20c NIGHTS, not to mention the 40c heatwave shit.
>>576192895YWNBAU
I wish my fat, old, balding ass could be Gold City's trainer.
>>576192840Yes, I love Fuji with fat Fujis
>>576193114
>>576193009random/gambling in the sense that rarely people have the exact amount of stamina/hp necessary and the hp burn is not real if you have some surplus
>crash and burn on this banner>do a carat calculator thing>can only roll on my uma wives and strictly necessary human rights banners>will crash and burn in 3 years anyway if I still want to be F2Pmy banner snacking... nyoooo
>>576193009You want accelerations to proc as close to the start of late-race as possibleSkills like Head-On and Slick Surge/OYL only proc randomly in the first half of late race, which makes them gambly, but a worthwhile gambleSecond Wind can proc at ANY point during the late-race. This makes it much less likely to proc at an opportune time. Does that make it worth taking? Sometimes
>>576193208Fat Kisekis*
>>576193317Credit card, goy
>>576193007His club calls him based danchou, it's basically the same as the Mambo danchou calling himself Mambochou here. It's not really as cringe as you think
>>576193410Oh, I will
>>576193549>His club calls him based danchou>It's not really as cringe as you think
we love ballroom events reight
>>576193549>his clubOnly your own messages appear highlighted
>>576193549bwo his club doesn't call him based danchou. He himself was the one that started that based danchou
>>576193845>all stallions Gay
My danchou calls me a donkey, even though I'm a stallion
Fuck. I forgot to requeue my auto an hour ago when my last run ended
>>576193868>>576193881No I mean it's basically his nicknameIf I say Mambochou here I'm talking about the Mambo DanchouIf I say Based danchou on /v/ma I'm talking about the /v/ma Danchou
>>576193920>remembering which horses actually had dicks in real lifeCloseted gay
>>576193935No
>>576192705No cygames would never be so based
>>576193993is he shrek
>>576187028My parents did that and I turned out ok
At least my danchou is cute
>>576193549Thanks, now I think it's even cringier.
why is /vm/a drama being posted here, fuck off you guys stink
>>576194065I'm not from there but I doubt his nickname is based danchou
>>576193374Whatever, moar
>>576194072>he doesn't know
>>576194072It's not okay to fuck a stallion
>>576194065I thought they started calling him based dancho AFTER that to mock him
>>576194072The mares are giga fucking whores that get raped by 10s of stallions
>>576194218Rude.
>>576194072clueless newcutie...
>>576194389You don't have to be so jealous
>>576194487>literal housewife
>>576194615>>576194615>>576194615
>>576194409Didn't mean it to sound like that sorry
>>576194212That is his nickname I don't know how it started or why>>576194376Nah he was called based danchou before that
>>576187028would the trauma be from having divorced parents, or would the children already be traumatized before the divorce?
>>576194701It's okay.
