Blazer Month EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch Xbox releasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDV1sLJUGPE>Localization Update For Dispatch- New Localized Subtitleshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2077070372063563778>Dispatch cosplay guideshttps://www.adhocla.com/dispatch-cosplay-guides>Summer Cosplay Contesthttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2079712247769931802>Dispatch at SDCChttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2080857508848308244>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file pathPrevious thread: >>575476351
Golem? Seems like a cool guy if you ask me. Did I get first post?
My life for Mandy
>>576202996you did, nice job guy
Mechablazer <3333
MechaMandy <3333
Waterboy!!>>576202996I love Golem he's a bro.
Flambert <3333
Phenomamech <3333
>>576205405I just realized we don't have a Waterboy equivalent for these. >>576204929>>576206124 >>576207630
>>576208396If I was good at digital art, I would absolutely contribute.
Invisimech <3333
hoooooLY FUCK the wekeends over. gdnight sdn i love u all i really doo
>>576212934goodnight visiholic
>>576212934g'night
>>576214915why is Beef so holdable
He fat.
I have it on good authority that fujo is secretly a mossad agent
took a nap and dreamt of Mandy's breast milk
took a nap and dreamt of Flambae’s breast milk
>>576226745that's not breast milk
>>576227454science told me men can lactate if they tried hard enough
Don’t open this unless you’re a
>>576227593what kind of science papers are you reading
>>576230010It's rare but not impossible. Depending on certain factors. Whether it'd be through steroid use or dysregulation of horomones, to name a few.https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu6zcmbLs5W/
https://x.com/theWEBZlNE/status/2083063145937965291
Masters of the Universe was okay
>>576238312Still haven't seen it. But from what I hear as you said it's alright. Which is too bad since it didn't make its money back. Much like how it was with Transformers One or D&D Honor Among Thieves. That aside I wasn't sold on the premise. Yet again we find Adam on Earth, this time he's working a desk job. How long is it until Adam gets to Eternia in the movie, if I may ask?
season 2...
>>576242723NO
>>576244509YES
I ate too much ice cream again :/
>>576245538fat fuck
The Odyssey was a masterpiece
>>576248352I disavow this opinion
>>576248568That's too badAnd I thought I was the 'chud' around here
Nolan's The Odyssey is a tale about the return of the king and return of the father, as well as the divine order of succession that's tucked inside a post-modern Trojan Horse
>>576249072ok but then why is a sheboon larping as a greek
>>576249398Do you really want my answer?Nobody really likes ugly boons. Their inclusion is often performative. I'm not going to tell you it's "not woke" to raceswap. But it's par for the course in 2026. If you've seen the film or even read the poem, you know Helen doesn't actually matter during 'The Odyssey'. That's a character from The Iliad. So Nolan just tells you immediately as soon as she arrives that in this version, the sex slave who ran away from Menelaus was never really central to the Trojan War at all. Her "face" never really launched any ships.Inside the context of the story, with how little she appears, and within the subtext that's being sent to the audience about what a healthy/loyal marriage and relationship looks like it actually makes some sense to cast a woman that is completely different visually than Anne Hathaway as Penelope. There's only one woman who is core to the audiences perspective, and it's Penelope.That actress is the only dark "BLACK" skinned woman in the entire movie, and she also plays the sister Clytemnestra, the person who kills Agamemnon in his homecoming. So in every brief moment that this actress is on screen, there's a negative connotation to the scene. IMO there's very deliberate contrast and juxtaposition between light and dark that's being communicated. Agamemnon wears black. Menelaus wears black. They both have the darkest of black wives. They both abuse their black wives in completely different and terrible ways.
>>576250214sounds pretty gay
>>576250339You're posting in /SDN/ playboy
>>576250405True. This place is pretty gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-15G6KQnZgA
>>576250627Sure isAnd I'm posting about how it's good that Chris Nolan places the loyal White husband/wife and dutiful White father/son divine order at the center of his billion dollar epic capeshit blockbuster, yknow instead of shoving in a ton of gay shit like master morality based gay sex with the young boys (historically accurate behaviors)
>>576250838she has special eyes...
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>576251614g'night
>>576251614night BlazerGOD
>>576251817Mandy would be one to wear those weird spa masks to bed...
>>576251884All of her cosmetics are organic and expensive (she got them for free from sponsorships)
>>576252007Imagine all the ad money she's getting
>>576252317Yeah but she has expensive taste and lives in Los AngelesIt all balances out, she's not rich-rich, she's just comfortable
>>576252364I imagine she uses enough to live comfortably and then just donates the rest to a charity or something. Mandy's not the type of person to hoard wealth
>>576252624Not sure about that but I'm sure she does plenty of company and brand sponsored community outreach
>>576127935
I wonder if all this fujoposting still makes the BBjeet seethe inside or if he's gotten over it
Obsessed
So it does.
I miss Mandy.I assume there is still no info about a potential S2?
>>576263918>I miss my wife
>>576263918Season 2 will happen... Soon(tm)Trust the plan
I saw that
>>576270881same lol
he's right tho
>>576273038I agree.
The Jeet picks the strangest times to make a comeback. Truly a once in a blue moon type of event.
>>576275208The Jeet Strikes BackI don't mind him when he's like this, it's one more person to talk about Mandy with
>>576253452Nice
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
Herm dying of black mold poisoning!
>>576279574based
>>576279975Noooo :( Stooop drawing sad stuff, dumb fujos ;(
>>576279574Cinephile but cant even name 5 TV cops!>>576280169Lol it's a reference to someone asking to draw their furry oc dying old black mold poisoning
>>576280320She's too poor to own a TV, but she can go to the cinema for free
Why are fujos such fucking masochists? They’re ALWAYS drawing their favorite boys crying or in pain. They’re ALWAYS coming up with unnecessarily dramatic and emotional side stories for maximum emotional angst. “His father beat him him to a bloody pulp for being gay and his mother got beat up too for protecting him, straight to the point of death. She got literally whacked in the face with a cast iron frying pan, blood and brain matter splattering in her son’s face. He’s never gotten over it. It’s why he will never cook with cast iron frying pans.” Um. Like wow. I bet they totally excelled in drama class in high school
>>576281450>“His father beat him him to a bloody pulp for being gay and his mother got beat up too for protecting him, straight to the point of death. She got literally whacked in the face with a cast iron frying pan, blood and brain matter splattering in her son’s face. He’s never gotten over it. It’s why he will never cook with cast iron frying pans.” Beautiful Stealing this for my Flambert fanfic
>>576281676Jesus Christ, NO you fucking won’t, you massive man hating sicko.
The fuck is a wabi sabi
>>576281984something you put on your sushi I think
>>576281984https://files.catbox.moe/4q0t2b.mp4
KONIIIICHIWAAAAA
The z-team goes to Japan
>>576284425gyaru visi...
Making Courtney watch through all the episodes of Cops (to make sure she knows how stupid criminals look)
>>576285635Most of Cops is faked. Real cop cam footage on YouTube is a lot more real. Like the father who realized his infant son was eaten by rats.
>>576284425Mandy in a kimono...
>>576281450Male suffering is hot.
>>576285976Cops walked so youtube police bodycam videos could runhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhrwC2BoAkE
Get in loser we're going shopping
>>576259752AssASS
Robert would #backtheblue
endless dispatch mode is still coming right?
>>576301003NIGGERMAN ANSWER ME
doko...
>>576303810It's coming.
Fujo!The horn has sounded!
The Fujo wishes to press the snooze button
The horn will sound louder and louder until you do the thing
>>576317785that's not how snooze buttons work
What's going on? Have we got any news?
>>576321461/sdn/ self-destructs as soon as we reach #101
>>576321745
>>576322608unless, of course, news is announced, in which case everything will be good and dandy
>>576328153chu
>>576328153mwah
>>576329343>>576330308this is a christian general. There is no kissing allowed here
>>576330731Even between heterosexuals?
>>576330947only allowed if they are married
>>576332005
>>576332005Why are Robert's eyes so twinkly here?
>>576333151he's looking at a queen
Prism is such a catty bitch
>>576346407Is this when Beef is being ransomed
stargazing with Mandy
>>576347634yes
Would Shroud have even done anything to Beef? I think he would have just taken him in as his own dog.
>>576347886no because he knows the moment he loses his hostage he's fucked. It's his hail mary to try and convince Robert to hand over the pulse
>>576347886>>576348740It can probably be factored simply as poor writing for the sake of raising stakes. But how did Shround get a hold of Beef? His spider robot crashed on the roof. There's no way Beef was hanging around up there. Last place we saw him was in the infirmary.
>>576296389fuggin nice Blazer saved
>>576351246I swear if adhoc does nothing with these swimsuit designs...
sipping on pina coladas with Mandy
https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1vey5iw/anyone_else_felt_like_the_last_two_episodes_felt/
>>576355419he's right thoepisode 7 and 8 kind of suck
>>576356398Agreed. I think most of us here have came to that consensus long ago.
>>576357129g'night
https://litter.catbox.moe/hykqi0cjvf4kqpfj.mp4
Niggerman save us you're our only hope
Mandy's green eggs and ham
Mandy's non-kosher strudel with cream
>>576379204Courtney is a bad influence
>>576382065:(
Cutieful boyfailure
LEAVE ROBERT ALONELEAVE SONAR ALONELEAVE WATERBOY ALONELEAVE FLAMBAE ALONE
>>576384338I will notI will draw them suffering and enjoy it
And you will DEFINITELY leave Phenomaman alone…. >>576384414You’re on my list. Prepare for the worst.
Mandy's homemade tortellinis
>>576388336Now do one with Flambae
Mandy's frozen chicken nuggets
Smelling Robert’s vinegary feet
They knew what they were doing putting those two under the mistletoe.
>>576394550ragebaiting people into arguing over whoever is closer under the mistletoe
I think it’s over…
>>576397604Noooo I just got into the game...
Endless Dispatch mode in 30 days or I'll eat my shoe
>>576394550Yeah, and they even made them lock eyes.
>>576397604If we reach #100 and there will be no news, only then it will be truly over.
>>576398061With each other
Would Chase listen to rap
>>576401574don't they all do?
>>576402137Hol upWhat do mean, they all do?https://youtu.be/xPxs0Qh72kY?t=30
>>576395406I mean...
>BBjeet is literally counting pixels on a fucking christmas art to deduce WHAT ADHOC TRULY MEANT kek
How much do you love Courtney? Or Mandy? Or Malevola?Would you still sleep with them even if they didn’t shower for a whole week?
>>576405167visifags destroyed by FACTS and LOGIC
>>576405167cope
>>576405264bitch, one of my recurring fantasies is to be stuck on a deserted island with Mandy and to have filthy unprotected sex with her like savages
>>576405264Stinky ass summer sex with Courtney in a cheap ass hotel that has no AC.
How much do you love Robert? Or Flambae? Or Waterboy?Would you still sleep with them even if they didn’t shower for a whole week?
>>576409541nah I'm good man
>>576409541Stinky ass summer sex with Robert in a cheap ass hotel that has no AC.
>>576407512Robert…>>576416805Courtney…
>>576414292Based fujo
>>576419526We will get him one day.
>>576419526junk food is a questionable substance
>>576419526>wags butt at you tauntingly
>>576424810>wags butt at you tauntingly
>>576425746Mandy's butt is dangerous She could kill a man with it
>>576428467I can’t decide. Flip a coin.
>>576429279Tails.
>>576429734Shiieeeet…..>>576430343You haven’t bonded with your bro until you’ve pressed your sweaty abs against his sweaty abs
>>576430501>Shiieeeet…..You should've gone with your gut.
>>576429734Is it tails because it's going up your tailpipe?
>>576432530Wouldn't that imply heads is getting head?
wow this thread is gay
Waterboy + Robert + Flambae = Spit Roast
I’m not gay I just like to glaze men ok
>>576409541Waterboy is self-cleaning so hell yeah
>>576433764Nah. That water is all sweat.
>>576432884The gays keep us alive. Thank god for that.
>>576434835Ngl, hot.
>>576440715>>576441785Flambae's nightmare about Robert's heroic suicide that he couldn't prevent. Dying to the very thing he controls--and should have been able to control. "See you next time" is really to mean "See you on the other side". RIP.
>>576443858........ >>576281450 was right .......
Robert gets cursed by a wicked witch and only a kiss can save him.
>>576444654This looks like a job for Phenomaman!
>>576444440LOL that was me. I love playing the role. I do.
>Chad I'm dying please stop beatboxing.
>>576445818See this is what I'm talking about. Did they have to draw up a scenario of Robert dying from mad cow disease? No they didn't. But they did anyway.
>>576446176who says it's mad cow disease? Maybe it's just AIDS
https://x.com/telltalegames/status/2084674501468369001what are the odds we get news here
>>576446470Maybe for the Wolf Among Us 2, if we're lucky. Is there any info as to which dev teams are attending?
>>576447761PUT THEM DOWN
>>576448082no
It's extremely cute how Blazer floats herself a little closer to Robert on the billboard.
>>576449216she gets extra confident with a little booze in her
I think this may have been talked about offhandedly. But it is interesting we hadn't seen any telepaths in Dispatch. I mean technically we have if we're counting that Red Ring member we see in the last battle, Psychic. Still she gets stomped on rather easily. But I wonder how much of a menace would they be in a setting like this if they were as powerful as like Jean Grey? Mainly bringing this up thanks to Spider-Man Brand New Day.
>>576452889Psychic should be a new Z-team candidate in season 2
>>576452889I absolutely despise Telepaths. They're always handed and written poorly. Sometimes they're some vague mystic shaman voodoo shit predicting future and other nonsense. Other times they're holier than thou absolute psychos that mindrape people into getting their way.And worst of all, the writers have to come up with excuses why they can't use their powers to their full potential to solve the issue.The only type of Telepaths I can tolerate are those that can only read minds without the ability to control them.Double the hate for each time the Telepath explores their victim's mind and sees events in third person instead of from their point of view.
>>576453751yes but consider: telepathic mindfuck blowjob
>>576453751Yeah I feel much the same. X-Men in particular being the worst example you can get from all ends. Xavier, Emma, and Jean being as ruthless they can be with their powers. Yet all the while writers make them sympathetic despite it all. Less so for Xavier but that aside. I am cautious for season 2 and how they could explore other superpowered characters. Whether it be as allies or foes. Roping us into plots that are played out for convenience or manufactured drama. One being Winter, ie the love triangle/infidelity angle. So if we were to have Psychic in season 2 as part of a larger role. I worry she'd be as broken and insufferable like Jean.
yey new futurama episodes are out
>>576455694It's still going?
>>576455751rather them than the simpsons
>>576456004Good point.
Flambae entering a hotdog eating contest. And winning.
>>576457302of course he'd win. Does this look like the face of someone who'd lose a hotdog eating contest?
>>576457553He also eats wieners for a living.
The old fashioned hotdog. Wieners and buns. With mayonnaise and ketchup (and sometimes a little surprise of relish) on top. The national dish of gays everywhere. Mustard? Yuck.
>>576458507>The national dish of gays everywhere.I thought it was Quiche or Tiramisu?
>>576458507Are you comparing relish to shit? Not all relish is so shitty; homemade is better.
>>576458739Lol no. Fruity metrosexual foodie gays who insist on making pretentious dishes don’t represent gays everywhere. It has always been wieners and buns. >>576458826If the relish is overly sweet, it’s ruined. Relish should be mild and a little bit spicy, with a little bit of sourness as well.
>>576459676Mandy likes sweet relishand ketchup on her hotdog
>a general thread on a harem builder with a straight MC>it's colonized by homosexualsY'know Niggerman predicted all this.
>>576462415we need to spread more Mandy propaganda to balance out the gay
>>576462415Oh they aren’t catering to gays, they’re catering to women. They knew exactly what they were doing with Flambae.
>>576463669most of the ethots I've seen playing dispatch don't actually like Flambae thoughfrom what I've seen Waterboy is the fujobait
he's right, we need more Visis
>>576463943You’ve been watching Disney addled princesses who like sweet timid men, not real masculine men.
>>576464062>you wanna hear another joke, Robert?
>>576466412g'night
I just like pathetic boys that make me feel a strong urge to protect
>>576466412nighty night BBfren
>>576466710That's ok.
>>576462415I'm a homophobic chud by nature but I don't mind /ourfaggots/ at all, in fact I like them.
>>576464192>who was in Paris, Robert?
>>576468143Awww. Thanks anon.
>page 10o v e rver
>>576482719/sdn/ needs more eurocucks to handle these hours
>>576484313>eurocucksthe last few hours has been working hours for us. so we would need asians i guess? dunno if there are any here besides hopium.
>>576487303>he doesn't post on 4chan at workpathetic
>>576487601i'd have to phonepost and my phone refuses to load captcha for some reason
>>576488782have you tried using a different browser? I know firefox periodically gives me that issue because of how it blocks cookies
>>576489315yeah i've tried but it didn't help . i'm guessing it happens because that phone is old as hell and has an outdated system. many apps and websites don't load at all.
>>576490034roughI couldn't live a day without phoneposting while procrastinating at work
the fujo is asleeppost visispost blazerspost malevolas
>>576497279I post all the women
>>576497279>the fujo is asleep‘eepy
>>576468912The N-words
Z-team needs to go on a roadtripAnd then get stuck on some random highway in Nevada
I wonder how Blazer would have felt if she saw Malevola rubbing her tail all over Robert.
>>576505669If Robert rejected her date? Nothing, she knows how to respect boundaries
>>576505669If malevola was coming onto him while he's already taken?
>>576248352and other dog shit opinions.
>>576509552Cute and canon
>>576509552Not cute, not canon
>>576509552Very cute and very canon
>>576509552Subjectively cute, canon in 1/3 of the universes
>>576512034Heterosex is so lame and gay
>>576512239>using gay as an insultYou're halfway there, anon. Just take the final step.
>>576512239yeah well I bet you kiss girls faggot
Every day I thank god that we don't have schizos on the same level as other generals
>>576518592LOL you couldn’t be more wrong. I legit believe I’m being watched by aliens at all times. I simply don’t care. I bet everyone is being spied on. Even you. Oh well. I believe that Earth is a comedy simulation run by aliens. Things are just too conveniently funny. Nothing feels serious. America is run by arguably the biggest and most successful troll to date. Places like Britain bemoan the Epstein files while ignoring the Paki rape gangs that are 100x worse.I am creeped out by how humans aren’t able to think critically, or can’t do double standards, and it’s almost like they’re robots or something. I don’t think Indians and white libtards (anyone who went to pro Gaza parades and supported literal anti-west terrorism deserves to be deported or violently re-educated or just killed).I, no joke, got a migraine after listening to the voice actor of Samurai Jack, a black man, saying only black people should voice act black characters. Coming from the black guy who is voice acting a Jap. It. Is. Fucking. Creepy. These people are fucking creepy. There are brilliant Chinese mathematicians in China who still worship Mao in their bathroom shrines. HOW DOES THIS ADD UP?I realize now that my post devolved into /pol/ territory, but that’s just a consequence of my brain being shaped funny, and everything is connected to me.
>>576520425 (literally me)In my rant I forgot to complete one of my sentences: I don’t think Indians and white libtards (*) are conscious human beings.
Ah sweet we got one
Every day I thank god that we only have 1 schizo
>>576520425> anyone who went to pro Gaza parades and supported literal anti-west terrorism deserves to be deported or violently re-educated or just killedBut they were brainwashed and manipulated don’t hate them ;(
>>576525718I low-key disowned my niece for going to one lol. She knows my partner is Jewish. I’m not fond of her anymore. I will never say it to her face, though.
maybe I shouldn't have said anything
>>576527339It’s entertaining. I’m bored and my workplace sucks. I am tired of having to explain to old people why they are being charged twenty dollars. Occasionally tabbing out to /sdn/ on my work pc is the only joy I get here.
> I am tired of having to explain to old people why they are being charged twenty dollarslol
FUJO SAVE US
>>576528778Alright.
>>576529114yey
>>576527339You just had to jinx it.
>>576506264That's a bit harsh.Malevola is one of Blazer's most vocal supporters.
>>576529483A schizo plague has been brought upon /sdn/
I too believe in little green men
>>576495949All those burger calories are going to her thighs Then she'll explode
How do I go full blown schizo? How much weed do i have to smoke? >>576533581>”the real one is lying right next to you, you know?”
>>576534379He can’t be mecha-man. He’s not in the suit.
>>576534379just get caught up in some extremely petty bullshit and make that your entire life for every waking hour
>>576534379>>576534671You think they roleplay as their alter egos when doing the deed?
>>576534893Yeah, and they wrestle/“wrestle” in bed like they’re still archenemies
Oops I did it again…
>>576537502I played with your heart~
>>576537502I hope you don't catch that parasite.
>>576537502Im worried for you anon. You shouldnt have that more than once or twice a year.
>>576537502now you've made Robert hungry for tacos
>>576537502C r u n c hAlso I hope you got the new baja blast variant (midnight or whatever)
>>576537993WhoEatsTacosLikeThatIt’s going to scratch the upper part of his mouth.
>>576539230Robert Robertson III is a strange guy.
A game set a hundred years in the future. Robert Robertson VII. He’s also brown.
>>576540424no offspring of Mandy is gonna have brown skin
>>576540424It all went downhill when Robert’s granddaughter got seduced (scammed but then fell in love with the scammer) by that no good Rajesh at “tech support”…
>>576541608“I am totally white and male you bloody bastard”
>>576540424Chase would never allow it.
>>576543415>capeNo capes!
Looks like we were really active today!
>>576543415Lol, imagine a shy and super friendly Flambae.
imagine a bitchy and uptight Blazer
Fem!Robert!! Would her name be Robin Robertson?
>>576544941Roberta. Sure it doesn't roll off the tongue but Roberta is the female equivalent to Robert.
>>576544515I wonder how long it will last?
>>576544915actually nevermind that's kind of hot
Eating spaghetti!
>>576544915>>576545339Then it's not Blazer anymore?
someone stole Mandy's spaghetti from the break room fridge again
>>576545390>>576545493Visi...
I bet Mandy wants kids.
>>576545737She feels the biological urge to procreate before her eggs dry up
>>576545910What if the Amulet made her infertile?
>>576546143impossible, the amulet makes you even more fertile
>>576545737I wamt to have Mandy's kids
>>576546478that's kidnapping
why this game even has a general? inst just a simple singleplayer game?Do you just sit around having teenager discussions about waifus, sex and being gangstalked by aliens?
>>576548082yes
>>576547791No, I mean she knocks me up.
>>576548390Wait, you're giving birth to them?
>>576548630Yes
>>576548942boys cannot get pregnant
I got ice cream again
>>576553558What kind?
>>576553739pistachio and smores
>>576554849Not exactly my flavors of choice but good for you.
>>576555178I like to live my life dangerously
Was Mandy a mahou shoujo in middleschool?
>>576537502FAT FUCK
>>576548082Yes
>>576556004no but she cosplayed as one once
Dispatch alternate universe where Courtney is a shy and demure shut in and Mandy is a haughty rich bitch
>>576560691And Flambae was the exact same except he's straight
>>576563105OC?
>>576563306Robert and Mandy
>>576563589What I meant to say was this something you drew?
>>576563792Nah I'm not that talentedhttps://x.com/grimrosearts/status/2085026044738683113
Blonde Blazer wishes that you KYS (keep yourself safe)
>>576575732g'night
Hello? O:
>>576577703What's up, Malevolant?
>>576577797>What's upMy blood alcohol level
>>576577954I see. Well g'morning to you. Hope you take it easy.
>>576578050>Hope you take it easyFor sure, I have another shift at work today
I finally got around to play Telltale Batman, once again I will be able to romance a double-dealing thief voiced by Laura Bailey
>>576588913And to think she was almost blonde blazer
>>576591782I can imagine her as Blazer, but can't really imagine Erin as Visi.
I hate homeless people so muchI swear every time I drive through my city there's another street fire because one of those cracked out mentally ill retards have no semblance of fire safety
>>576575151Herm spotted
god its so hot. good day>>576594958if they start fires they are retards. but u shouldnt hate somenoe just cause they are homeless. many are just down on their luck for reasons beyond their control. i sometmes hang out with homelss dudes in the park and some of them are nice and wise. dont hate people.
>>576594958I promise that if I ever end up homeless I'll be the one selling drugs, not doing them.
>>576599525here where I live the homeless are some of the dumbest motherfuckers you've met. Just doing actively stupid shit that makes you go "wow, no wonder they're homeless".
>>576593529yeah Erin is always good as the by the book one ala Snow White
>>576622190Jesus, no. This is just fucking silly. There was no short-haired tomboys in the 40's.
>>576625537well there were in the artist's imagination
>>576625819Blonde Blazer would have been a better fit
I could see Robert becoming a detective thougheverbeit
>>576626149visually, yeah. but i can't imagine her smoking. or being a femme fatale kind of character, she's fundamentally too nice for such a role
another waifu war thread has been posted on /v/
>>576599830That's how they end up being homeless. By doing drugs. You never see drug dealers being homeless.
jesus my somtahch hurts. goooo dnight snd i love u all. really i do. hope u all alright
>>576645150goodnight visiholic
>>576645150g'night
>>576645150Oh great, you've developed a stomach ulcer. Might want to check in with the doctor.
jesus guts hurt i cant sleep>>576645262>>576645902gnight brosalso whate fuck i looked in mirror and my eyers are fuckng yellow; what fhe fuck?
>>576648364Hospital, now!
>>576648364bro
>>576648364You’re turning into a lemon!
>>576652524Hai fujo
>>576653194hai
>>576656624>>576656912Whoa…
>>576648364Your liver is fucking dead. Congratulations.
>>576659114Give Courtney a chance!
>>576659408I refuse. I am happily loyal to Mandy
we are being slandered at /v/, again
>>576660119No surprise there.
>>576660119Our fujo is famous
>>576660119I mean, they are not wrong.
>>576660119aww sweet another /v/ shitflinging thread featuring the usual /pol/cels
angy >:(
>>576648364It's jaundice. I'm sorry anon but it's over
>>576663071wat
>>576665785mwah
Oh god damn it>>>/v/744850445
>>576668669nah we just finished bumping one to the limit, bbjeet can fuck off with this bait one
I forgot the plastic fork in the ramen cup and it melted...
>>576668871retardo
I think BBjeet secretly likes us and he's too shy to say it
>>576672154literal whore behavior.
>>576648364Please go to the hospital
>>576673530She's only a whore for Robert
>>576659408NTA, but I always romanced Mandy.I recently went for Visi and I hate this romance arc.You need to be such a ridiculous simp for her, it offends me.
>>576673581it's ok he is polish
>>576679004based
>>576665785mmmm
>>576685026g'night
>>576686349how much can bat sonar liftmore importantly who wins in an arm wrestling contest between him and malevola
>>576685026nighty night BBfren
>>576686682If he gets his flight license. Sonar can carry any Z-team member to the destination of their mission if they're tagging along and can't fly themselves. So in terms of weight quite a bit. How much does Golem weigh again?
>>576690730Everyone wants to touch/feel him
>>576677174I thought he was Russian...?
>>576693239chu initiated
>>576696246love burns, it’s hot, it hurts, but it’s okay bob-bob…
Hermpeon!
>>576712463showing waterboy vaporeon rule 34
>>576713193You're gonna give him trauma, dude
>>576725094yes, that's precisely the plan
What about... mecha blazer.
>>576726074this gives him cancer
>>576726361
No sleeping on the job, sluts.
>>576751503sorry I was busy making spaghetti
>>576751925#boneappletit
>>576756794looks like one of the people you meet in No I'm not a Human
>>576726074Too much power.
Too sleepy
I hate you, /SDN/, it’s all your fault
>>576766487Don't be like that.
>>576766487What are you, my mother?
>>576766487Why ;(
>not muscular enough to cosplay as Blazer or Malevola. Guess I'll be Visi.
>>576769595You silly, only girls can cosplay girl characters
>>576769653Who knows what I am.
I'm starting to forget Mandy's voice...
>>576712463Aw he’s so cute :)but he looks scared ;(
>>576769973nevermind I just watched a clip of her. I'm good
>>576769595you need to get the nose ring or otherwise it won't be authentic
>>576638169another Dispatch thread has been posted on /v/
>>576772882SighLink?
>>576773148>>>/v/744915539
>>576774786you jinxed it /v/ jannies don't actually like it when people talk about video games
THEY DELETED THE THREADTHE MODS HATE US AGAIN
Oh shit, this general is still alive? Nice.t. XCOManon
>>576775153I'm sorry.
Do you think Courtney wanted to be a cheerleader in high school?
>>576775836She strikes me as the type to think anyone preppy or who was into school spirit events as lame. So probably not.
>>576776029What else would a girl named Courtney be into?
>>576775836Courtney probably beat up cheerleaders in high school
>>576775787it’s over
>>576776189Petty theft. Much like how she is now.
>>576776189she was in a band that exclusively played paramore and my chemical romance songs
>>576762573Hand holding?? This is too lewd.
>>576776440The only thing she steals anymore is hearts
Do you think Flambae was one of those awkward gay kids as a teen doing very awkward experimental gay things like sticking lubed carrots up his butt and then hiding it in the closet like an idiot until mom finds it and disposes of it quietly leading to awkward dinner silences
>>576778778That sounds like an oddly specific scenario you described. Anyhow, I doubt that.
>>576778895https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1gnop0p/my_mom_found_the_carrot_i_shoved_up_in_my_ass/
>>576778778I choose not to think about that scenario at all
>>576779594Kek
Why carrot? Why not cucumber? Ask women everywhere.
>>576769931A faggot. GOT'EM!
Eggplants
Watermelons
Flambae should shove a durian up his ass
Do your reps today for Mandy/Courtney/Chad/Herman/Malevola
>>576784003
Robert's favorite music is dad rock and you can't convince me otherwise
>BB threads on /v/>reaches bump limit twice in one day>Visi threads on /v/>deleted in less than 50 posts
>>576786563There’s a jeet in the mod staff
>>576786767imagine if BBjeet got janny status
>>576787153He does it for FREE
>>576787321We should TRIPLE the Jeetty's salary!
Little bit of an update on the last pop census, 1 more guy voted after the thread ended. We've hit plateau. We don't ever go below 10, but neither do we ever reach 20 anymore.
>>576788627>Another fujo has hit /sdn/
>>576786767Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>576789560And I just spotted it
>>576786563>/v/ mods weak to the gremlinpathetic
What are SDN's policies on killing in self-defense?
>>576797142I mean if they're left with no choice...? What else can the hero do?
>>576798430defensive rape
MY POWER DIED FOR FOUR HOURS ;((((
>>576802127Sorry to hear that anon. Was it a blackout or a power bill overdue?
>>576802535g'night
>>576775381Somehow, yeah. And I remember your mod
>>576802613Blackout
>>576802764Damn. Well at least your powers back. Hope nothing in your fridge spoiled.
today is international cat day
>>576807587
>>576808786
>>576810431
>>576810936
>>576811139>>576810936>>576810431>Taakeee onnn meeeee.....
>>576807587I will be celebrating with my kots
Milf Mandy
Sex on the beach with Mandy
Picnic sex with Mandy
Phone sex with Mandy
hey what happened to fanart fridays
>>576836404I guess they ran out of fanart
What's the plan today /sdn/
>>576838876making a new thread soon, keep on coping, not dying.
>>576841428you know what helps me cope? News about endless dispatch mode
Season 2 is released and you only get to choose 3 of the original Z-team to returnVisi is not an option due to story reasons Who do you pick?
>>576844586SonarGolemPhenomamanJust bros being dudes
>>576838876The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!
>>576844586FlambaePhenomamanPrism
pool sex with Mandy
>>576856094>Marco....>Polo....>Sexo
>>576578749>>576578050>>576577797This is me again, currently drinking vodka and eating pizza... God bless weekends
>>576856838what kind of pizza
>>576857256double cheese Margarita
>>576857741fatassgive me some
>>576858869I am not even slightly fat, and I can't give you some -_- (even tho I want to)
>>576857741Nice.
>>576859428just put it in the mail
>>576861257>>576861016>-_-
>>576857741not a stuff crust cheese meat lover's supreme deep friend in battercan you even consider that pizza
>>576569238
>>576864162Flambae has a hairy assyou'd get hair in your teeth
shower sex with Mandy
>>576865239free floss
>>576867214I didn't need that mental image in my head
>>576867148this but with Visi instead
I guess I'll make the next thread if no one else is interested.
>>576871436we're like 40 posts away
>>576871436>>576871909Make it a gremlin thread
>>576873978
>>576871909We'll be there soon enough.
>season 2 >Robert mentions that he's furnished his apartment out due to have steady income now>opens his door>place has been burglarized and he has to start from scratch all over again
>>576878574Fuck...At least he has his mech.
>>576878752>courtney blows his mech up (again) in a freak accident
>>576879098COURTNEY!
>A place like the Sardine exists where supervillains just casually gather out in the open>It's not immediately shut down, swarmed by heroes, or infested by undercover agentswhat bullshittery is this
>>576880053Maybe it's a sort of safe haven or neutral zone? Think Switzerland.
>>576880102> villain safe haven>in the middle of LAthen again that shithole is infested with bleeding heart liberals so it's not too far from the truth
>>576880501I guess SDN doesn't want to get hit with litigation more than they already are.
>"Well it's part of the job. Heroes get hurt all the time.">"Not the good ones, Robbo. Not the good ones.">He said, with visible signs of injury Is flambae saying he's a shit hero?
>>576881942He looks down on normies from what I can tell. But remember, when Robert calls out the injury. Flambae said he had fought with an "actual real, actual hero".
>>576880437Such a pretty face...
They don't call her Mandy "Hip Shatterer" Robertson for no reason
Niggerman here Just finished the season 2 script
>>576887254Well? Flambert.
>>576887605Flambert fans are gonna love it :) we wrote in a joke kiss scene before killing flambae off
>>576888201but for real I can 100% see them writing in a joke scene just to piss of Flambert fans
>>576888882Yeah. I can see that panning out as well.
>>576873978Perhaps.
Come on guys! One last push!
>>576894831I don't need to take a shit right now...
>>576895056Just take a deep breath.
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>>576896397GO GO GO!>>576896421>>576896421>>576896421
