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>2800SPI am incompetent
No escape
>>576237751People wasted their carats on the bottom tier scenarios during an accelerated schedule.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5V45xHfx_0
You really should pull for Yeppers you know. She'll be so sad if you don't!
>>576237751send to the pool post haste
I'm here to say that Taiki Shuttle is extremely cute.
Tachyon LOVE
I'm Bakushin here
I'm here to fuck boys
>>576237838>1471 spd with 365 stadon't you like need higher sta on higher spd?
>>576237987fuji wife
I don't see how slowing down a full accel Hoguri by the anti-equivalent of a Professor of Curvature is better than rolling 2 extra times in the positional accel lottery.
>>576238003That's a girl and that outfit isn't in this game yet, but good luck
>>576237987Pic related
>>576238003
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/wQqyKQhttps://jiggie.fun/wQqyKQ
the lion does not concern himself with xoguri CMs
>>576237972>Kentuckian
>>576238478Yeah?
>>576238636Fraud
>>576238665Fraud about what exactly?
Why is uma.moe so fucking broken these days? They are still detecting my aces as created with MANT for some reason.
If only I didn't use these like a retard the first couple weeks of playing
>>576238798genohara...
>>576238894uma.moe parent ui is shit too
>>576238921Same thing here, I took to fucking long to notice that they never actually expire and felt like an absolute retard using them.
>>576238965There's no way she doesn't end up marrying her trainer
>>576238862She'll never be a country girl
I shouldn't have to put up with this behavior. What am I supposed to do?
>>576239049Trainers don't marry neets
>>576238198
>>576238000This Bakushin is so fucking sexo what the fuck
>>576239060Kentucky is a southern state though...Also a very country culture state at that
>>576237948I have no carats...
>>576238965There's no way she doesn't make a family of 8 to play boardgames with
Kitasan didn't give me corner/straight recovery...
>>576239168faggots don't suck cocks, oh wait
>>576239330Tits too big
>>576239383nothing wrong with sucking cocks
>>576239118Quit the career and never train her again.
Laisu
>>576239309Not south enough
>>576239267amazing
>check chrono>TT team is only UGalright, time to stop slacking off and update my team to UG2 for the gibslast 2 digits tell me what do I do1-2 sprint, 3-4 mile, 5-0 medium, 6-7 long, 8-9, dirt1-3 front liner, 4-7 pace, 8-0 backliner
>>576239168I will be the first trainer to marry a neet
>>576238939RIP our favorite wolf...
>>576238921why shouldn't you use them?
>>576239539Not everyone can be from the deep south anon...
>>576239458NEEEEEEERD
>>576239504Laisu may well be the most erotic uma...
>>576239383>neet detected
Running a Cafe with Cafe
>>576239656This is something I can also agree with.
>>576239626Uma from Texas when?
>>576237987rice getting showered
>>576239761>he fucked this
How would you fix GL?I'd make LH proc twice as much but give you less tokens at once
My wife is so cute and pretty!
My uma daughter is just going to be called Sarah or Lucy, I'm not giving her a retarded name like Tokai Teio or Nice Nature
>>576239945this
>>576237751>not a global umafuck off and go back to /vm/ retard
>>576239991Hello father in law
>>576239992Thats not how uma names work anon.The three goddesses decide what your uma childs name will be.
>>576239991>prostitute Anon...
>>576239992you don't have a choice
>1st scene of GL is some mob Uma trying to fucking fight FalcoThis umadol shit get serious
>>576238262
>>576240129She is a sweet, carefree girl. Stop calling her that.
>>576240314>>576238262the cutest fatty. FAR cuter than oguri
>>576239558>medium backliner with good growths for GL and a heal>literally nobody in my roster but MayaYOOOOOSH, IKUYOOO
so what did we learn
>>576239992Satono Sarah or Still in Lucy, got it
i wish i was rich so i could request otochichi to make an akebono x young trainer h-doujin
Nyo
>>576240405V wonschizos lost
>>576240062>>576240441Sunday Silence love
>>576239413just use stam sparks and auto in GL
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/xnM2Eq>https://jiggie.fun/xnM2Eqhttps://jiggie.fun/xnM2Eq>https://jiggie.fun/xnM2Eqhttps://jiggie.fun/xnM2Eq
>>576239991I fucked a whore that looked like this
Nobody cared about Fusaichi Pandora until she put on the bikini
>>576237475Been experimenting with ramen for so long I forgot I had various instant noodles
>>576239992Just for that you're getting Skibidi Rizz.
>>576240630Absolutely based, thanks. I think my best stam sparks is like a 5* or 6* so I'll definitely have to borrow. I also only have a 1LB Riko and 1LB LH, no Matikane or Super Creek or Suzuka...heh...but I'll try to find replacements.Cheers!!
>>576239829
>>576240658
>>576240441>>576240578do you like identical to cafe ss or the weird misshapen ghost version more?
>>576240712True, I didn't care about her until the bikini but it was the motivation I needed to learn more about her.
>>576237987bikini fusaichi pandora pregnant
>>576240726Holy Umanko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we7_GkpyWGY
>>576239991agreed, she really is. I thoroughly enjoy the really girly umas
>Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi newsDamn, RIP. If only I knew more about her other than her being in Thrones to care more...
>>576240862
Hayashi is an offer in Bricked
>>576237987Aldmond Eye freaking out about her trainer being on fire
>>576239991She looks better without twintails tbdesu
>>576240916What did she offer?
>>576237987twin turbo running
NIGGA WTF
>>576240954Officer autocorrect, most likely offered his small penis thoughbeit
>>576237987bikini almond eye getting mogged by >>576240834
>>576240330>stereotypical gyaru Prostitute
>>576237987Akebono and Amazon cooking together
>>576241001Uhum, Uhum, naruhodo*rapes you*
>>576240743Identical at a glance but when looked at closely or from the wrong angle you realize there's something inuma that looks wrong.
>>576241001HOW COULD THIS HAPPENED TO ME>>576241015urara unicorn
copa copa
>>576241137
>>576240870You get it. I am all about outgoing, confident girly girls.She was just a whoma to me until 4 days ago. I knew of her existence but nothing more. Then her bikini alt got shown and I looked more into her and I literally cannot stop thinking about her. It's like she was tailor made to my tastes.
>>576241001How would you even help this? Negotiating with the ghosts seems like the only option.>cafe becomes a host for umas who died without knowing trainer sex so they can have sex with you>you are now their ghost stud
>>576240916Should be a Danchou
>>576240834
>>576241001>>576241079>>576241102
>>576241329Wow that is some crazy bad slop, my god.
>>576241289Ear stroke Pepper spray Breaking legs
>>576241329
>>576241362
Can she goof up and accidentally pass Oguris on the finish line?
>>576240862>Caretakers said he ate fresh grass until the day before his death and “quietly fell asleep” surrounded by family
>>576241329wew
>>576241462>late b>676 witbro unlocked a new styleend surgerlmao
>>576240862>25k viewsJeez
Do you take a gun to the horse head to euthanize them?
>>576241362Hi, nice to meet you *rapes you again*
>>576241565Yes
>>576241479
>>576238789Rest in peace, Tsuru-chan
>>576241584
>>576241362Give me back my cute Cafe
>>576241584Weakling
>>576241565like a big syringe to the head, yes
I keep seeing Hogs in test lobbies just straight up dying, I thought you guys said stam debuffs didn't work on her?
>>576241781/uma/ lobbies do not have debuffers or they are bad
>>576237987Cafe looking at me like I'm retarded
>>576241781not even sloptubers could anticipate how degenerate global meta would become
>>576241208Rickey would never
>>5762417811600 speed is a hell of a drug
I need Light Hello's sweaty musty adult umanko on my face while I fondle her huge meaty sweaty steamy tits and stimulate her nipples
>>576241950I say this
>>576241904VF did
>>576241781people hate the xogger so much that i'm seeing people griefing and joining lobbies with triple debuffers
i consider myself a pretty stoic person but goddamn the tsurumaru tsuyoshi videos and pics unironically made me tear up
>>576241208ohnonono Xiraoki sama bros...
>>576240920
>>576242005proof?
>>576241208Feng Shui > Fraudoki
>>576237987Nishino doing the loli requiem pose
>>576241781I knew Naties were coming but once witgod recommended her it was over for lazy xogs.
>>576242250Why is he T-posing?
>>576242329For dominance.
>>576237987Mayano Top Gun re-enacting 9/11
>>576242136not enough fire but nice
>>576242250she didn't spill her drink, that's how you know she's an expert
>>576241015
>>576241208>apparently>may>seem>if
Stacks
>>576240862RIP
>>576240995
Hot Derby Special
>>576242181
>>576242508>small onahole No
>>576237987Shichi throwing her phone?
>>576241208>she's friendly toward little boys>to little girls tooso she's just pedo then
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>576241732
>>576237987akebono making a BIG hamburger
>>576242806And she needs to be put into a wood chipper
stop lusting over Light Hello. Drunk women are not actually fun to be around and don't act silly/cute, especially if they are utter girl failures
>>576242806just liking little boys makes you a pedo too
I have stopped using debuffers after that one CM and I will never use them ever again.
>>576241075
>>576243003hishiama cooking in high heels lol
>>576241732Note: Cafe can hear you say this while she's being possessed
>>576242979No hags
>>576243003my penis has become...the big penis
>>576242596thank you
>>576237987Bakushin O hitting the Sonic Adventure pose
>>576243128Haven't posted one.
>>576243003>they see your dick
>>576243225>>>/r/eddit
>>576243084>hishiama>naked apron>high heelsholy fucking sexo
>>576243368Yes, that might be a better place for you.
rickey on my dickey
>>576243457You fucking IDIOT trainer
>>576240060How does this work, does the baby just say their name when birthed? Do the parents just know the name automatically?
>>576243623Shrine maiden fuku is good for my soul
>>576241752
>>576243627She's black, of course he'll ignore her advances
>>576243648>Do the parents just know the name automaticallypretty sure its this
>>576243457
>>576243623>3p french kissthis is underrated
>>576243662>Ricefags are mentally illMore news at 11.
>>576241884
>>576243623as much as i find copano rickey sexual matikanefukukitaru has like negative sex appeal
>>576241781Retards think that she can run with sub 600 stam just because she's buying a bunch of recoveries, and some are further retarded by greeding and only buying Hydrate instead of Gourmand.
>>576237987Ace and Ryan blushing, and extremely flustered while reading/watching a romance manga/show. One of them has a hand(s) over their face but peeking through their fingers
Can dominator still activate when late race starts but you are in first and then later drop to 5th?
>>576244149no way fag
M Night Shyamalan himself couldn't have come up with a plot twist this out of left field.
>>576243627Do not cut off the sex uma
one ace donei might be the only one bringing a backliner ace to this cm, but even a worse digitan than this one won multiple public lobbies. hogniggers will paydeck: mlb kitasan, tachyon, creek, cb, marvelous wit, 3LB LHsparks: 8* sta 9* pwr
Jealous Ruby is hot
>>576244386Daiichi Ruby is hot, period
>>576244382I'm gonna sneeze at her and she's gonna die
>>576242245
>>576244386>>576244514that's...a child.
>>576244527Arigatou
>>576244556
>>576244360>gorilla Disgusting
>>576244556sex
>>576244527This is really, really cute.
>>576244525backliners don't need as much stamina as fronts thoughbeit. 800-850 stam is good
>>576244702
>>576244856Not with 1500+S+ stam bonus + 3 greens
>>576244750So this is how Falco won...
>>576245072>long hairthat's the key.long hair falco has unlimited sex power but she's always limiting herself with that yee yee hairstyle
>>576244556she's actually a womanlet
>>576245140
>>576245140that's why she only unleashes it for her husband (me)
>>576245234i kneel
>>576244897She's still black, so no.
>>576242692
>>576245419
>>576245576>Bitch City
>>576245576LMAO 10/10 thanks bwo
How the fuck are people running Creek on Rickey without kneecapping their speed or wit
>>576243953Umazing, I feel like I will be using this one a lot
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>576244556I thought she was just small
umasumi fuckboysI was praised in club chat today, now I can go to sleep in peace
You've got a good set of pipes!
>>576245576Trainer is gonna get raped later for this...
kingu lurve
>>576242898
how long until the half energy is over
>>576245818gn
>>576246029Yeah
Would you borrow my shichi?
>>576246302hmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>576246302>Cute CityYeah
>>576246302>he fell for the speed sparks gaslight
>>5762463027* dirt is nice, but outside of rstam there's not much whites that I need from there
>>576246302for ggp, maybe?
>>576245996very buono!
>>576246421
>>576243215
>>576246846holy based
>>576246846wtf this fits too well
post something sleepy
>>576246302No, keep it real is an useless inherit
>>576246846radical
Independent training saved our club!!
hiare we good now
Yellow Falco banner is still upJust a friendly reminder
>>576247068Already rolled her
>>576247059Hey looks like you two are having fun
>>576247068
>>576247068>feels the need to remind others of her existence despite nobody askingSad!
>>576246846>right arm not under right legimage ruined
>>576247068already got her
>>576247216Curren sex
>>576237987Three wolf moon shirt but it’s 3x Narita Brian and Biwa Hayahide’s head as the moon
I asked.I care.Happy!
>>576247068I refuse.Her original version already disappoint me enough by constantly getting glued in Junior year by losing that G1.Also, Rickey is the better yellow uma.
>>576245759high rolling
>>576239118punch
>>576247186today was fun, yeah
>>576245759feng shui
>>576244067
>>576247398slut
more people rolled for shakur than yellow falco
>>576247327how much enjo kosai did she partake in for this?
any B+ and above club recruiting? 494652414537
>>576247602>more people rolled for a new character than an alt of a character they probably already have!...?
HHHNNNnnnggg....
>>576247398
>>576246894
>that moment when you have so much lewd uma images you can't tell if the image you see is already saved or you are getting a dupe
>>576247563g-girls don't actually watch and discuss erotica or sex amongst themselves r-right?
>>576248019Dia and Kitasan do, specifically about trainer rape
>>576244750how do you say the star out loud?
>>576247732Don't forget she's also>frontchud>arguably worse than the version everyone has>not for you
>>576248019Girls are sometimes more perverted than men...
>>576237987kawakami punching tosho's face tooth flying
>>576248019have you seen the crazy western ero novels w*men write?
>>576248019in closed doors girls talk some really crazy shit to each other
>>576237987this but Dantsu with a Cheez Whiz can
>>576248019don't worry about it babe
>>576248368done for now but heres an old one
>>576248228eastern ero novels by women:>meet a tall cold millionaire CEO>get rapedwestern ero novels by women:>move to the countryside>get raped by the horse
>>576247860Training Falco's guts
>>576248430>>move to the countryside>>get raped by the horseI don't remember that happening in all those christmas movies
>>576248114She may not be for you but she's definitely for me
>>576248019lol
>>576248019I went on a date with a girl once who said she shares everything with her friends. How big his dick was, how he performed, how good it felt etc. Was a pretty big turn off for me
>>576248019They talk about how small their boyfriends' cocks are
I have gone insane
>>576248915Make it 5*
>>576241015Wait a second....
can someone post that umaJP image ranking the scenarios? Grand Concert is so boring, I want to know if this is the worst it's going to be
>>576248975I don't have 1500 statues yet
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/TqoLd4>https://jiggie.fun/TqoLd4https://jiggie.fun/TqoLd4>https://jiggie.fun/TqoLd4https://jiggie.fun/TqoLd4
>>576249165that's a cat
>>576248985The truth provoked a fracture in the matrix...
>>576248985
>>576248813congrats, being utterly disgusted and against this breach of privacy makes you an irredeemable misogynistic chud and literally Hitler. You are now permanently on the Ick List
>>576249248Here's a cat
>>576249489she's very cute
I wish you can remove races in agenda by dragging it down like cards in deck
>>576249489Very good cat
At least we can agree cat umas are better than dog umas
>>576249096WHOREN doesn't even have a song in the jukebox, but FALCO GETS TWOGET MOGGED
>>576249629>that cat horses are better than dog horsesok i guess
>>576246302>No uma stan or groundworkFor mutating a debuffer maybe, but I'm already following a similar Dober.
>>576249629Mcqueen is a dog uma or a cat one?
>>576249489>>576249627A cat is fine too
>>576249629Don't insult Sei-chan with that comparison
>>576249719Imagine the plaps
>>576249779cat uma for sure
We fucked
Anybody know how you can transfer photos from the JP version to Global and not get this error?
>>576249627>>576249489She's so flat man
>>576249629WRONG! Now you apologize to Durandal right now!
>>576249931
>cat uma hours
>>576249590Oguri is...attractive?
>>576249967I know its great
i got my first Ug bono! i managed to roll buono songs and stack up enough friendship trainingits was so fun and buono!and now i keep grinding to get a MED A and DIRT Akeep it buono!
>>576250081Good luck BuonoGOD
>>576250074>>576249967
>he skips Fuku >then he borrows Fuku outside of MANT
>>576249971top dog
>>576250191
>>576250296top the dog? well if you insist
>>576249967>>576250191>>576250320These images just make me want to put my hands all over her...
>>576250252Yes, that's why I skipped it
>>576249943you can try the illegal screenshot method
>>576250383Flat body...erotic
>>576250449I have no idea what that is. All I know is a simple copy paste doesn't work and yet I've seen JP only Uma screenshots on people's club cards before.
>>5762497863 Ultimate = 4 Ultimate = Generations Ultimate they were all fantastic upon their releaseGS > Hammer > literally everything else, you're a colossal fag using any other weapon ESPECIALLY a bow or bow gun
>>576237987Fuji Kiseki forcing Torena to go to bed and sleep (with her.)
>>576250718
>>576250593B-but I like the Glaive...>>576249786Wonder if the 3d fad will come around next decade
>>576250831
>>576250905Erotic
>>576250938
How much -Speed is 2 Dominators?
her name is chan.....
>>576250593Gunlance 4 life bitch nigga
>>576251254where is her sonichu medallion
>>576251048Additively stacking, even if they proc at the same time
>>576251312>I'm a bitch ass pussy turtle niggaFTFY
RIP
Indirect kisses with Cafe
Pama Love
>>576250593Sorry but I will run 2 debuffers and gas you outSorry but I will run LS and trip you next to the monster every 2 seconds
Consider brown
Feng shui isn't real.
>>576251665Cute Bobo!
HotDerbySpecial
>>576250593I like dual blades :)
>>576251707paizuri
>>576251703brown love
jihad bros....
>30/30>rank 495Mambros this is not enough...
For some reason I want to fuck Falco
>>576251420*Rapes you*
>>576250593I like Sword and Shield and Chareg Blade :3
>>576250252Post the spreadsheet
>>576251948Why both kita and teio? No bourbon?
>>576252103forgot my cute image FUCK I am as much of a brainlet as my prefered weapons make me out to be
>>576252201ttl is not worth needing to highroll 5000000x higher
>>576252149post spread umanko
>>576252120Prostitute-chan
>>576252120Chang
>>576251957Love brown, even
>>576252280>>576252301
>>576252413uma butts
>>576252261eww. Only the worst willingly wants to see where a girl urinates from, there's literally no other reason
>>576249096Grandmasters is when the game becomes good
>>576249786monhun on 3ds was peak!
>>576252524I hope she spooks me one day... I cant justify pulling right now I'm sorry
if only I had meds
>>576252120>>576252280>>576252413This is my precious little sister. I love her a lot!
Anyone wanna cuddle?
>>576252586your groundwork proc?
>>576252654oh whoops I had a couple greens tooremaking either way so doesn't matter
>>576252564not sparking is one thing, but not rolling even once for that cute little country girl on her banner is bad for your soul.
>>576252586Yeah you need meds for liking falco. Curren is cuter.
hot damn 160 borrows just today and the day's not nearly over
>>576250593I started GU with SnS but moved to LS when they made it the anime weapon. Never looked back.
>>576252641what a fag
> HItting 1600 speed on a 10% spd umaEz pz lemon squeezy> On a 0% umaThe fuck is this bullshit
>>576252641heyyy
>>576252853You just wasted 1500 CPs
>>576252990Cyjews...
So close to hitting 1 mil
>>576252882Yeah, speed growth is even more important than it was back in URA. MANT had gotten me used to growths not being too important.0% speed growth in GL is like having mile F in MANT.
>>576252875white woman!!!
>racing spirit stam PLUSfuckI'm tempted to just move forward anyway, my white luck has been horrid and this seems usable for a great grandparent
>>576253095You know who has 20% spd growth? That's right, it's Teio!
>>576252607You precious little sister posts lewd shit online!
>>576252876Teio getting ready to punch someone
one (1) lobby795983407959834079598340please come
borrow mlb LH or cb?i have both at 2LB
>>576248019I've sen them gather in public just to discuss werewolf rape novels
>>576253298LH does nothing past 2lb
>>576253092Do not use end closers, it's the secret tech, trust
>>576253298Borrow hello, you'll gain 15!!! speed
>>576252504that's also where babies come from
>>576253196That’s okay. I’m actually subscribed to her UmaFans to help support her!
>>576237751First rate club Basashi (850734315) has one last spot open. With your help we can reach A next month without having to become a tryhard club.We keep it pretty chill, just do your auto careers and request hoes.If you're interested send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your trainer ID and I'll send you an invite.>>576247713I just sent you an invite.
>>576253243ty
Question to all the LOOPersanyone make a good setup for an uma to get SS while consistently hitting 1100 stam?
>>576253480Um... a-account brickey?
>I wanna win with you is just Radiant star without the recoveryYou just know they did that so XOguri can use it
>>576253556Sure, although it depends a bit on parents
Toreina-san, you must continue the Satono bloodline.
I haven't done the new scenario at all and have only been doing auto runs. I fear this is my future as I will blindly roll on every new uma because I still like to experience a new career at least once in URA, I believe every girl has a right to have their original story heard
>>576253617oguri game
>>576253480POST THE LATE RICK
>>576253480wtf front rickey gaslight????
Could you guys stop bullying my uma wife? Thank you
>>576253387lmao everyone point and laugh at this nigga, he doesn't know about the stork. Babies can't be pushed out of that tiny hole it's too small lmaooooooo what a retard
>>576253693>>576253617the move massively sucks ass though, xoguri or notoguri herself wouldn't learn it unless she had absolutely nothing else to learn
>>576253627Okay that seems not ba->IN UNITY CUPholy fuck I was talking about in GL but getting SS in unity is crazy
>>576253736No
>>576253835you underestimate how many skill points we're getting
>>576252853what are the sparks lmao
>>576253617I think the scaling is differentit has weaker accel but very strong velocityand it's easy to max out
Grand live, may be a tad more difficult than I thought.
Semen retention status?
>>576254163grand live is piss easy......until you need to add a single stamina card, then it turns into nightmare difficulty instantlybasically if you're not using spd/spd/spd/LH/wit/wit it goes from comfy to horrid
do any a+ clubs still have any spots, I might have forgotten to look for a new club for the past few days
>>576254328wit cards are for cucksjust go 3 power and get lucky
>>576253657How do I keep Dia out of my room for the next time? One day I might end up waking up on Epsatono Island...
Only 682 days until Fenomeno releases on global!
>>576254314Don't feel like updating my team or refreshing races
>>576254328I have a single mlb creek Shit is whack. Also do you even need 4 songs when 3 is enough for max hype?
>>576254328This scenario is braindead and punishes you if you don't click on speed or wit outside of summer, it sucks
>>576254450the songs (the bonuses from them) are literally the whole point
>>576253810
>want to pull Yeppers>want to pull Seeking the Hag>need to save carats for Fatston MachanI have potentially enough carats to try pull for those, but it's not guaranteed for either of 3 and i'm going to kill myself because then i will not have carats for Wit SSR Ramonu
>>576253617>1.2 second durationBad skill tho
>>576254450not just random songs, you'll have to fish for the permanent training boosts and extra SP
>>576254508just use THAT
>>576254508dude just make more money and buy carats lmao
>>576253902
>>576254493>>576254558Shit. I guess I will follow witgod’s schedule then
NY Kitasan or blaze Brian? Which has the better investment, from a metafag standpoint?
Curren and Falcon are friends. FRIENDS! Stop memeing some non existent beef between them
>>576254664in terms of longevity Blaze BrianJust get Kita Blanco from free rolls :)
>>576254616>>576253902
>>576254664Brian for CM metafag, Kita for LoH metafag
>>576254664Blaze
>>576254616>>576254724Kita isn't even a mareWhat the fuck
>>576254707Oh shit I didn't know there'll be free pulls kitasan
>>576254664Roll on Kita banner since that has free rolls and comes after, hope for a spook, otherwise spark Kita and ticket Brian
>>576253902>>576254616>>576254724Are umas allowed to mark you as theirs this early?
Do NOT roll for Brian. Roll for Kita. Brian is mine. Brian will be my ARIMAKINO win. I don't want any competition.
>>576254913>>576254913
>>576254913Tch, my nefarious plot, uncovered
>forgot which one i have lessnigga...
Roll for Aston Machan, you weirdo.
>>576255147just pick passion
>>576254097this one
>>576255181Another trainer thats an absolute king
>>576254773>>576254707what style is brian for
>>576255181
I FUCKING HATE UMAYONREMOVE IT FROM GL
>>576254913Dont fronts kind of hard counter Blaze Brian though?
I wanna FUCK that Chinese lady
>My Pasa has 1600 speed>My Ricker 1300>Passa has 20% speed bonus>Rickey has guts and wit bonuses >Smart Falco has 20% speed bonuses tooNaruhodo naruhodo Rickey brickey really Is it possible to give Rickey 1600 speed and 800 stam?
>>576255250Blaze Brian specifically is for pace chaser and long.Her regular outfit is better as a late imo (but can do either)
>>576255250Paceslop. She's XOguri but for longs instead of mediums.
>>5762553703 speed 2 power
>>576255370For non-front Rickey you should play 3 speed, lh, creek, finemo800-900 wit on a no downhill track is worth the sacrifice to hit 1600 speed 900 stam 1200 pow
>>576254337post id and ill book you a spot in case dancho kicks someone
>>576255331Fronts no. Runaways yes.
>>576254913Eat shit
>>576255287>>576255181why does he wear the mask
What the hell are XOgs packing for the second unique? Barcarole or MPB?
>>576255442>creek, finemoI can borrow only one bwo...>>576255419Now THAT'S smart
>>576255489>MPBSmartest metasheep
Brian is a predator.
>>576255468Because no one cared who Aston Machan was until he put on the mask
Holy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC_OA5NnUEA
>>576255235Just now realizing this website has some cool fucking display modes
metaslavebros do I absolutely need corner recovery+gourmand+777+u=ma2? Is corner recovery unskippable?
>>576255531I haven't the slightest clue how packed with Rickeys and Falcons this CM will be, ive done zero practice roomsbut considering every one of my lobbies are gonna have on average 2 XOgs on top of those fronts i can only assume positioning is gonna be a shitshow
>>576255605please don't take corner recoveery. those 3 are enough with uma2 giving the perfect acceleration. definitely don't go gourmand + maestra, that would be a huge waste of skill points. 750 stamina is also very good
>>576255605you are not forced to anything!
>>576255536me bottom left getting ready to kancho Brian then immediately pull Ama-nee chan's pantsu down then push her over as she panics
>>576255605Corner rec can be anything that triggers pre-late race and ideally has no extra conditions, straightaway recovery is as good for instance, and if you have faith your xog won't choke hard enough to be lower than 5th then stuff like preferred position works too
This is the wurst
Had to give up all 5 of my borrow runs today due to bad rng very cool very cool
>>576255814
>>576255824We told you for months to have your own parents
el miho bobo wit is a brick
>>576255602yeah idk why the default one is the most useless
i keep reading Vi as vitality
Is there a Tachyon alt that's actually good?
>>576255915Yeah let me just magically go back in time and quit my job so I can spend 6k more hours on this game and then still be at the mercy of a completely rng system you fucking troglodyte
>dump a million runs into a perfect parent>make an ace with her in one trywell what now
2* dirt is good enough
>>576256043Loop more
>>576255915Who's weYou're not part of the groupNerd
>>576256043Make 2 more aces
>>576255814Wait a secondWhy is she going on a date with the race outfit???
I don't like grandlive
I like grandlive
>Top TT horses are auto with full pal deckWtf is going on there
>>576255443549158762676
>>576255814god i fucking hate germans
>>576256212Rigged system for whales
>>576256154To seduce her trainer easier
>>576256212It shows his current team not the one he hit 1.6m with, he hit 1.3m with the pal team against a normal opponent and 1.4m against a padder though. Pretty strong.
>free Bourbon card not giving witWell that's retarded
>>576255814God I hatefucking Germans
FUCK UMAYON I HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD A SINGLE GOOD UMAYON SONG
>>576256338grow up
>>576256212This guy changed team after ranking 1.6m points to confuse people trying to copy him
>>576256295It's free what did you expect
>>576256295I meant groundwork
>>576256230>>576256307Easy way to defeat uppity German umas
>>576256367GROW UP AND SHINE IS NOT UNDER UMAYON RETARD
>>576256392>realizing that a non zero percent of the Tracen population shlick it to Toreina asmr
>>576255536Brian wouldn't do this
>>576256370That makes sense too
>>576256456Laisu definitely does
WIFE NATURE
i don’t wanna bone my trainee dawg i just wanna make them the best possible runner while i rawdog my busty coworker on the side
Is Oguri cap or Gold ship the ugliest?
>>576256678I'll take your trainee then, thank you very muchThanks for your hard work making her the best runner AND an excellent tight pussy
>>576256456>he doesn't know about the underground black market in Tracen full of toreuma paraphernalia
>hit 1.5k speed>800 powerHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>576256728sure thing man as long as she’s happy
>>576256752>he played an uma with no power growthYou can only blame yourself.
Umas making untowards comments about their trainers on umachan!Umas sneaking cameras into the gym during faculty staff only hours to get exclusive candid trainer shots!Umas making copies of their trainers house keys without their knowledge!Umas finally making their move after weeks of careful planning!Umamusume!
>>576254314Cozy, though I may be inclined to refine my sprint and mile team just because the sooner I can start hitting a million, the less I can worry about it.
>>576256752is curren okay
I want to have sex with Dantsu Flame
>>576255181I want to play her story but I don't want to roll for a fr*nt. It's a difficult situation.
>>576256994mama wolf i need milkies
>>576257079That's gross. Dantsu flame is a daughteru not a waiferu
I'm actually gonna grab the winning ticket.
>>576254314Still need to redo like 4 umas but right now we're chillin.
>>576257161be gentle
what if i bring 2 gold recoveries
>>576257161
>>576257125
>>576253902>>576254616>>576254724
>>576257143Gay little nigga , I will marry Dantsu Flame
Allright i wiil do itI will try deck without lighthello
>>576257208Those skill points were promised to double circle medium straights 3000 umayears ago
>>576257334it takes a big gay nigga to know a little gay nigga
>>576257334She would rather die
>>576257405I'm offended. This is medium-sized gay nigga erasure
>>576257484you can't be a fence-sitting gay nigga in the current year. pick a side
>>576254314Never really hit this high in previous scenarios, i could probably reach top-100 once my team is full UFMaybe people don't care about TT these days
>>576256904Why would she say that
>>576257586She needs umapyoi before her eggs dry up
>>576257207Spats sexoWarm spats on my face
>>576257664God I need to be hugged by Maruzensky while she's this sweaty. Just imagine he smell....
>>576246846thanks, looks sick af
>>576256042>what is independent trainingretard
>>576257825illiterate lobotomite
>host a cm room >neigha joins with 1 umawhen will cyretards let me kick such person?
>>576257880>too stupid to use borrows and inherit into your legacies>complains about wasting borrowslol retard
>>576257921You're too dumb to ragebait anyone, anon.
>>576258020Not even ragebaiting. You have all the tools (don't even need to play) but you are too stupid to use them and just complain
Not even ragebaiting, I'm just too stupid to even read the post I am replying to
Your Mcdonalds job won't miss you liltard
>>576258120me on the right
Should I go buy me a burger?
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE MEAN BY THISI DONT FUCKING UNDERSTANDSOMEONE TRANSLATE IT FOR ME
>>576258274no oguri you need to train
>>576258282The important songs dont need a lot of pa/vo, so you should prioritise spending those for lessons vs da/vi/co
>>576258282save yellows for actual songs
>>576258282prioritize dumping vocal because it has the shittier upgrades
>>576258282save Vi for songs, use Vo freelyin reality it does not matter at all
>>576258290
https://x.com/miyumi_shuri/status/2084185590904533122
>>576258120me in the chair
>>576258543I love this creature
>>576258120left is literally me
>>576258120Just imagine how much fun fat faceless old men are having...
>>576258282I love that Witgod is so ESL it's creating a Jesus and his apostles scenario lmao.
my xogger isn't doing well bwos... is missing Unstoppable a brick?
>>576258780
>>576258780spe and sky aren't that big
>>576258780my kingu
>>576258780sei-chan is not that big, retard.
Oh we just postin porn now
>>576258780Seiun Sky isn't that big
>>576258780Kingu isn't that small
>>576257625>That old and still doesn't have a husband Seems like a red flag to me desu. There must be a good reason as to why no one has plapped her
Dober isn't that gluttonous
>>576258780Uhhhhhhhhh
>>576258780I'm back
>>576259430SHE'S FAT
>>576258780me on the left
>>576258780Jannies...allow this!
>>576259720heyyyyyyy
>>576259720UWNBAU
>hmmm i just need one more tachyon copy from this last 10 pull for MLBThank you shiraoki sama
>>576259916spark your lh
>>576258780Their trainers are gonna get jealous..............
>>576259973Nah the two sparks is for Tachyon actually and I already got 2LB LH. Today Shiraoki sama just saved me from using a crystal
>>576259720post your first-rate caboose
>>576260035it's just 9 more pulls for mlb lh then.
>>576258780me on the right
If i have a slate of 3 support chain event frequency choices, twice, in junior year, that's a bad sign right?
>>576260101heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>576260101YWNBAU
>>576260062Shiraoki-sama wouldn't be THAT generous would she...?
>>576260129hmm nyo it would be way worse if they were later on these have some use in junior year
>>5762601291 shop being like this is ok since you usually buy 4 songs, can still hit all 3 friend bonus ones
>>576260181only way to find out
>>576260129you can cope with buying 2/3 rainbow songs and queuing the 3rdif you can't make it then give up
wtf do i use this ssr voucher oni already have ksb, finemo, creek and nn mlbdo i get the last riko lb???
>>576260295You could get throne for auto but I dont know if its useful at 0LB
>>576260295maru, cb, fuku, shichi, throne, riko
I slept with my trainee...
I love it when artists enlarge their Uma wife boobs few times larger than official measurements, obvious sign that they're drawing with a boner. This takiki guy with Dober, that one Ayabefag artist too.
>>576260385>>576259430Dober is large...
>>576260339shichi is a good shout actually, i’ll do that
This event story was terrible.
>>576260462Dober is large, but Takiki turned her into a Super Creek tier cowtits, she just keep getting bigger on each new fanart.
>>576260520what's with the amogus text
>>576260520MALE
>>576260515The only good thing the event stories are for is making funny gifs and webms
>>5762605203___
>>576260515Shit alts, shit story, atleast Biwa is sex
>>576260515UWAAAAAHHHHHHHH DONT SHAY THAAAAAAATTTTT UWOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>576260515t. the DAHBIED
>>576260712may i see these funny webbums?
Umams
>>576260815>shit alts>winning big tickets
>>576260860no
orenji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4WsrtLrqE&t=5s
puppy got caught on her own leash
>>576261228she’s so hot
>>576260385
wei
Does Late surgers have important white skills as big as groundwork for fronts?
>>576261457Nothing is as important for other styles as groundwork for fronts where it's absolutely mandatory. But lates really like uma stan for example to get a bit ahead of the pack early race
I still love Gold City
>>576261457Uma stan
Witgod needs to release the mile cm vid already
hii
>>576261623Whore
>>576260515All event stories are shit
>>576261493Ass city you mean
>>576261648be nice
>>576261486>>576261551Ty.that's it bwos, i'm doing late surger Copano Ricky I need to use Dober as guest right?
>>576261717>>576261623Oyakodon
Is sprint the most kino distance ever?Despite having meta picks other styles can still have a chance to win.
>>576261717Make me
if you fucked this, your penis would never be able to forget it
>>576261837I won with non-meta so yes
>>576261798Yes, Dober unique has a very good proc window this cm and is necessary accel.
>>576261228>>576261623please stop posting herit mogs too much her daughter who was supposed to have the spotlight....
>>576261837>Despite having meta picks other styles can still have a chance to win.That's 2400m Tokyo
this artist draws very fuckable chibis
>>576262090Please don't fuck the chibis, they're too small
>>576262090
danchou sniping me in public lobbies...
Still waiting for my comm desu..
>>576262364>>576262364>>576262364
