Previous: >>576262364>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>576283770cute taiker
Digitan LOVE
Wanna hear something funny?
wahey
remember to hydrate
Happy Muv-Luv Monday my fellow /uma/dacchis! Now that Grand Live has been out for a bit, what do you think of it? I'm a big fan of the set dressing and concert animations though I definitely understand why people said this would be a really RNG heavy scenario. At least if you're feeling burnt out there's always maximum comfy mode and just autoing some fans/parents and playing uma as a glorified idle game since there's much better stuff to look forward to in the future (and this cm in particular might just be the worst one yet). It's the beginning of the month so of course, in addition to a quick and easy class 6 retention score, I hope all clubs recruiting fill those empty spots and that everyone who is looking for a club manages to find one that'll welcome them!No fancy segue into my funny off-topic reading recommendation this time (I know most of you filter out my post anyway, mentally or literally), so I'm just going to just say go and read Muv-Luv. The Steam sale ended just a few days ago but did you know they put Muv-Luv on switch? I sure didn't, but hey, I guess if you prefer reading on that thing then it's an option available to you. It's even on sale on the eshop right now, because there must always be a sale somewhere. I guess they're really desperate to try and get new people into the franchise considering the new publishers are trying to semi-reboot it with the tactics game coming out next year so um.... give it a try! Please?
>>576283990just did, thank you
Tachyon LOVE
What did we learn last thread?
uh oh uma.moe got shut down
>>576284195that ur gay
I got raped
>>576283978Is it my social security number? If so, no thank you
>>576284232NYYYYOOOOOO MY DRAMA MACHINE
y'all just nonnies to me
>>576284080Smoochable
>>576284347I took it down
>>576284259Rice doesn't rape.
I'm not reading all dat
Mambo!
>>576284447I want to pry so badly
>>576284429Yes she does
>>576284232THIS WONT STOP ME DANCHO!!! KICK THE 1 CAREER DAIL*RS RIGHT NYOW YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!
>open Umamusume>hear teio on the title screen>uninstall game
>>576284538Machitan!
>>576284589Just do it
>>576283990GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Who do we blame for the current hours?
hydrate to remember
>>576284843Rice Shower
>>576284843You.
so uhuuuuuuu wheres the free stuff
>>576283770I want to be balls deep inside Taiki
To all keiba fans in this thread, what's the newest picture of Tap Dance City (the horse)?He's a pretty old horse and I was wondering how is he doing.
umarape is the best
>>576285023Uma hands typed this post
A quick refresher on the benefits of brown (and drinking water)
>>576284232They were pushing the cm/titles update (it's out btw)
those STINGY NIGGERS at mixue gave me such a small portion of their sundae
>>576285118Grass's ear tapping on my cock
>>576285192nyooooo i missed some titles because i didnt play them i swear im not a mcnyoobie
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>576285253They're doing you a favour fatty
>>576284980the newest ones are from 2022/23 after that, it seems that the people taking care of him 'banned" posting new photos on social media
sag hex
>>576285631Fellas I think I love adult women
>>576285631There's like, 2 young students there
I don't understand mentally ill umas
>>576281769700 is the maximum amount that counts for skill activations and preventing rushed I think All other wit after that is for activating downhill mode.
>>576285775its 900, game is playable at 900 wit i won countless cms with 900 wit in jp
>>576283985Weigger
>>576285883>countlessCan you try counting them anyway
>>576285631
neat
Independent training is op for getting carats. Surely they will patch carat drops out
>>576286212
>>576285631Bed breaking sex with light hello
>>576286212You can only get 100 carrots daily, is not that op
>>576285942>he doesnt know about the secret 4 speed deck
>>576285740Get off 4chan maru we know it's you
>>576286334You would never actually achieve that extra 100 a day without the independent training though
>>576286334200*Only during double rewards tho, the actual limit is carat rewards from races 20 times, not 100 carats
Gold City farts in my mouth
https://x.com/kingsyobo_n/status/2084251244244410793^tsuyoshi rolling aroundhttps://x.com/meisei_0/status/2083793084580868359^someone coming to visit him, only finding out he had just died after arriving
>1.5k speed>900 powerHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>576286608It is time to invest in sparks
>first turn>1/1/1/1/0>-1 borrow
CM niggas when afkers get more carats than their A finals attained with blood and tears by just clicking on auto a couple times a day
Howdy, queers!
Was global a mistake?
>>576286780You use Auto for CM prep.
Wait. That much? How many autos to cap the daily carat limit? Is 10 enough? I already do that
>>576286608you know you need to use 3 speed cards or 4 guts cards right
>>576286883at least attach some dogshit twitter post if you're going to ask that
>>576286334that's still 3k a month, which is almost 20 free rolls
She's so pretty. I love her
Bed breaking sex with Aston Machan in her dorm room while North Flight tries to ignore what we're doing
>>576287159North Flight would bring her trainer back to her dorm room forgetting her roommate was in that night every night
>>576287093Realistically you need to use 50 carrats or so a day if you want to run enough autos to get all rewards
Bed breaking sex with Eishin Flash in her dorm room while Smart Falcon tries to ignore what we're doing
>>576287441
Hello friends…..
>>576287503Tanukis are so fucking ugly holy shit
Trainers aren't allowed in the trainee dorms. Tracen isn't a love hotel.
Was global a mistake?Better now, senpai?
See ya later!
Bed breaking sex with Smart Falcon in her dorm room while Eishin Flash tries to ignore what we're doing
>>576283905I bounce like this fwiw
>>576287589Yeah, this works
>>576287582They're adorable, Shit-taste-san.
>>576287582Not a good week to say this….
>>576285386Quadrillions have said this.
>>576287586Then why are trainees allowed to enter the trainer dorm?They treat it like a brothel for umas...
>>576287589why are you asking as if we are the problem? stupid nigger, you just want to start shit here because you're bored.
Aww yee. It doesn't have the skills/Power of my last one but at least it won't die to debuffers
>>576287805I like Vexie
>>576287656No you dont
ORENJI
>>576287930Verxina...
>retention line already at 900k>spent the last 2 weeks farming parents so my TT team didn't change since GL released uh oh
>>576287930Or is it Shina?
>>576287916what the hell it didn't post the full thing...
>>576288025Happy she got her wish. Now she wont be forgotten any time soon.
>>576288025Soul..........
>>576288017Don't care it's cuteShe's cuteI want to do things to her in front of Cherval
>they dont know about the 4 speed 1 wit 1 pal strategy for INSANE sp
>>576288025>and she must have massive thighs and her boobs must be bigger than vodka's
>bring 1 wit card to slot in a stam card>hit 900 wit and okay stamina>drop the stam card to bring 2 wit cards>hit 900 wit and negative stamina
where's da support card stat for autotrain spreadsheet
>>576288492https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNE/edit?gid=483333646#gid=483333646here
>>576288550not giving you my email address, faggot
Daily carot pull is neat.
>hit inspiration rng>decent rainbows>kita and suzuka don't finish their chainsi'm upset
>>576286608900 power is enough for this track
>>576286780But "CM niggas" also use auto
>>576288025>make sure to make her plump and soft too okay
>>576287886This problem wouldn't exist if global didn't exist
>>576286780I'm probably at a deficit cause I keep rerolling sparks
>>576288061Side piece energy
ngl I had already forgotten about Aston Machan.
>>576287639
>>576288968Terrible thought...
>>576288550damn it actually got updated
>>576288891and you wouldn't exist if your mom had been a little smarter but unfortunately we aren't so lucky
>>576288025>>576288325>>576288824basedi'd totally do that too if i owned a racehorse
>>576289081If I had a famous horse, I'd ask for her to have a flat smooth chest with perky nipples that poke through her tight shirt
Phew
>>576289257ID? I could use this parent/gp for borrows
>>576289257>no Restraintbricked
VR Horse Simulator Malfunction IncidentThe sudden malfunction of the VR Horse Simulator was caused by the rampage of an AI known as the "Three Goddesses," which had emerged within the system.As a countermeasure, the academy formed a volunteer rescue team, but the system responded to these efforts, and the situation continued to deteriorate.In order to stop the rampaging Three Goddesses, the academy's staff and students, along with the wisdom of URA executives and the Satono Group, came together to develop a "counter program."
>>576289295Falco looks a lot more alluring here, very uncharacteristic
>>576289257Igwit, DD+PP doko?
wit bourbon's stat output isn't good enough and I've stopped considering taking the lead to be worth it unless you have to deal with non-teammate fronts
my nigga salthyde joined bricked junior
>>576289349>>576289375it's loopslop
Falco is alluringTeenage pregnancy idol uma
Umanko.
I need a club. Anyone have a slot? Please and thanks.
>>576289615I'm trying to loop racing spirits atm
what if i had sex with brickey
Tama MARRIAGE
>>576289540Holy flatlining, is this a Mambo graveyarrd?
>>576289540now ask him why bricked made a fake drama about kicking him
>>576289868It would brick your furniture
>>576289540At least he's not in a club full of cucks anymore. Maybe bricked danchud actually did a favour.
Super Creek MARRIAGE
>>576289915In my defense, it was really really funny
>>576289881>>576289940Ogurin MARRIAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbofk0Y2Y4Q
>>576289540Good on him honestly, one of the few good clubs here
THIS CARD NEVER FINISHES HER CHAIN, IT'S THE ONLY CONVENIENT F2P CARD WITH A RECOVERY AND SHE. NEVER. FINISHES.NOT EVEN IF SHE STARTS THE FIRST CHAINNOT EVEN IF YOU BOUGHT CARDS WITH SUPPORT PRIO EVENTSNEVERWHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
Rickey doesn't have a sexy body, she's not even that cute, and her weird facial proportions make her stand out in a bad way compared to the rest of the umas, yet she's one of the most lusted after umas in here. Why? Because she's a pedophile?
Lemon Pop big ass in uma when?
>>576290092Put it in your third deck slot
>>576289881my micromanko chud wife...
>>576289643We would if dancho kicked the low earners!!!
Imagine living for 31 years with feet like these. And get sick often. And DNF in some races. Yet still manage to outlive all of your rivals bar one. They need to make Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi have 100% Guts growth rate.
>>576290092wait this card is f2p?wh... why dont I have it then
NOOOOOOO
>>576290295>lust provoking image
I'm not really hitting the statlines I need with Camping Taiki despite having decent sparks/presumably decent cards. Am I playing wrong? What's this I hear about needing to hit 55% Friendship bonus in the first half of third year? Feels completely impossible since there's no way to control what song you get and you can realistically only afford 4 songs per half year. Or do I need to use 3 speed cards 1 Creek 1 Finemo and go witlet?
>>576290052
>>576290215That's a very rude way to refer to your wife
>>576290295MANT skipper bro...
>>576289392I like this series RIP Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
>>576290446IT WAS DURING MANT?I PLAYED LIKE EVERY DAY DURING MANTWTF
Creeku...
>>576290360Finemo is an instabrick if you dont get early priority songsYou are unironically better off with Daiwa SR+CB than Finemo in most runs
>>576290468air jihad is still alive
>>576290542Kissing Creeku.....
>>576290543I have 3LB CB and MLB finemo
>>576290437she's my cute little chuddie and she knows I mean it affectionately
ikuno............dictus
DAAAANNNCCHHHHHHOOOOOOUUU TELL THESE FAGGOTS TO PLAY, AUTO TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE
>>576289932obsessed
/uma/hjong is looking for one new Umadacchi. We are an A+ club with a 30m monthly quota. Please reply to this post with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile. Knowing how to play mahjong is optional.
didn't get restraint passed down sadlybut, I'll take it
>>576290103If there is no ass kissing (literal) in her career, then Cygames needs to explode
>>576290724thats all?
Umas that would enjoy the Chinese cultivation media genre?
>>576290587he is, bless him
>>576290649/uma/club has 2 flatliners too... danchou help...
>>576290719You guys should stop hoarding the jong rooms and post them in the thread
>>576290791man FUCK YOU
>>576290092why would you use this dogshit card>m-muh blue recoveryfucking borrow creek and use sweep
>>576290719>Knowing how to play mahjong is optionalSo it's a larp club, got it
>>576290649he just joined gwo give him some time...
>>576290587May he live long
>>576290934now THAT was a good fucking show
>>576290649Make a statement in club chat
AIIIIEEEEEEE
>>576290863they play Riichi City... we're playing jantama here
>>576290601Run CB+Daiwa if you have her, the way to play GL is to get as much energy regen from wit as you canYou need both of your wit cards +80 by october/november junior and Daiwa starts at 40Then you max priority from songs and hit as many +15 energy wit turns as you can
>>576290649This is my last month here if we don't figure this out
>>576291041Also known as statementblazer
>>576291072>Riichi Cityok nvm no thanks
Jong room?
>>576290746now that's a big ass, but why did he kiss it?
>>576290991Which is better?
whats better as a gp? duty of light or vaudeslop?
>>576291091You may as well leave now. The rules wont change and I dont know if we can hold onto A+ till next month. Its gonna be a close one
>>576290839S+ btw guys totally making it
>>576290903It's not just him, so many people are below 5 million. Literally an auto when you wake up and an auto before you go to sleep is more than 5 million in 3 days. What the fuck are they doing
>>576291159
Lotta people here obsessed with clubs they arent in
>>576291208Must there be reason
>>576289643post your id bro
>>576291373I need to dual cultivate with Rickey to reach qi refinement
>>576290839>>576290649>doing auto runs is literally the biggest carat income in the game right now but flatniggers still won't care
>>576291214me on the right
>>576290587that's good but I'm still sad about tsuyoshi tho
>>576291265I know, I just don't want to preemptively and I do like you guys
>>576291320The others fine but I'd give newcuties some slack
>>576290649yeppy@yeppers is a nonce squad user beware
>>576291078I can run Daiwa but Finemo gives NN, Fall Runner and Right handed!Either way my problem isn't usually energy management, I think it's being unable to get past 30-35% Friendship Bonus before the 4th concert. How do people manage that, am I missing something? How do you "aim" for songs that are entirely random and you have to buy one before the shop refreshes?
>>576291603We gave another newcutie some slack twice in a row and look what happened to him>>576270948
Holy shit, I just noticed that uma.moe takes a long ass time to actually count fans compared to Chrono Genesis.The newcutie on my club barely shows up in the former compared to the latter.
>>576291603>newcutieCome on now, he came from /Uma/Club. It's not like he's new to the game or doesn't know how to grind for fans. Literally just came to flatline
>>576291549My hope is if we dip into A rank, some more mambros gonna do a their auto runs. I not gonna bail as for the time being. A rank is still good for my pull plan and I want to see how it will develop without double rewards and half tp costs
>>576290643how I cumo treats me when she's alone with me
Do people still use the race simulator thing? I have 2 sites saved but they always seem outdated and lacking features from one another.
>>576291975why does this look like charles
OC designs for horses yet to get an uma version are a great way to check if someone has done their keiba reps
>>576291660> How do people manage that, am I missing something?Its just RNG but never having to rest from getting wit friendship energy is the easiest to stack the deck in your favor since you train more=you get more tokens=you get more songs early
>>576291939That's mostly what I'm waiting for but we'll see. I'm in no rush to leave with this scenario being what it is anyway
>>576292087ThanksI may give DaSca a shot, at least Taiki doesn't really need the greens. Rickey on the other hand...
Ok so xoguri need 750 stam with 2 golds and 2 whites? I was winning lobbies with 600 stam with 1 gold and 3 whites. How greedy is that statline?
Hee hee
I bounce like this on my clubbies laps~
DON'T STOPDON'T STOP TILL
>>576291159Stego cute.
>>576292115Looks kinda cute but I'd still kick it away
>>576292364
>>576292236Calc it according to your own risk tolerance
What's the secret sauce for this stam? I ran this exact build with 15* stam parents and i barely got 700
>>576292509genuinely just run 4 speed cards
>>576292509You hit stam training in both summers, tokens be damned
>>576292509No rainbowssummer is a good thing sometimes
>mfw no nonnies online
Marche's got some fat tits for a muppet autist
>>576292765Autism is stored in the breasts
uhhhhhh anons, does keen eye really work in this cm? I have been testing it in practise and I see no one getting debuffed (the red effect) when it triggers
>TM OARASHI (Sen 33 years old, sire Secret Faster, dam Fuji Azami), who was stabled with Tsuru Maru Tsuyoshi in the same Nibun Hisao stable and achieved 3 heavy-weight wins including the Kabuto Yama Memorial GIII (nostalgic!), has been announced to have passed away on the same date as Tsuyoshi, August 2nd. I hear that the two horses spent their retirement years in southern Kyushu thanks to the connection with Trainer Nibun from Miyakonojo. (Memory a bit fuzzy)>From November 2011, he became a retired champion racehorse at the Minamikyushu City Forest Horse Park in Minamikyushu City, but when the facility was to close, he moved to Asahigaoka Equestrian Club Schwalbe in Kagoshima City and returned to riding (with subsidies withdrawn). *Taken in 2015>In May 2024, he once again became a retired champion racehorse (meritorious horse). He was the oldest surviving heavy-weight winning horse receiving support from the "Meritorious Horse Maintenance Support Project"... palms together in prayer *2017Rough day for the Yoshino farm, T.M.Oarashi was a descendant of Secretariat, grandson to be more exact
>>576292509it might be easier to inherit standard distance and oi and double circle both why did he buy fall runner lmfao
>>576292861Makes sense
>>576292920>wait for me nigga!
>>576292921Because speed greens are good
>>576292920
>>576292908That's because the target bitmask sent to the client for a skill only includes effect 1, which in keen eye's case is the heal. You won't see debuff particles on mile races for that skill either.
Is the Wining with You skill good or bad
spending my entire day off cleaning out my veteran list
>>576293241oh ok thanks
>>576292921i think you need to farm specifically for it, the stamina greens. fall runner is from tenno sho spark or just a fall runner spark. im farming one standard+oi+stam mood right now. then going 4 speed or 4 guts 900 wit. im gonna cook so hard
>>576293263You have been looping the white version, right?
>>576293374A cute
I made Late Ricky, i wanna test it, go lobby??Come bring your Xoguris7082302370823023
>>576293474Dunno should I?
>>576293489no that's eishin flash
>>576293307that's why im too lazy to auto
>>576293307Just put a sticker when you make a good one then mass delete the ones without stickers bwo
Is there even a point to training long Umas in GL
>>576284080>tranny hag
>>576294026How hard is it to sort by Pace Chaser pink
I'm lonely.
>>576293520Still kinda weak huh
Can't wait for Lala
>FM is le bad in the right handed, fall CM where you're forced to run 1 wit if you want to use creek
>>576294084Dirt Long for Urara
A common case of 0 double rainbows on wit
>>576294160Join the club.
>>576294179You summoned every late Rickey player in the thread instead of xoggers somehow
post something cute
>>576294134what if it's loopable or something
>>576294272I am the club.
>>576294250At least I got a full purple squad now (couple of these could do with some improvement though for sure
>>576294304At least i got average lvl of Rickies here
>>576294329It isn't.
>>576294307
All of you "you don't need more than 800-900 wit bro!!" faggots are gaslighting me. This Xoguri has hit her ult exactly ONCE in 10 scrims.
>>576294205finemo kinda good
honse?
>>576294507you just got unlucky
next auto will be better
jp gawds were right btw, you use 1 wit card in gl
>>576294081i have a billion umas i have to unfavoritelooking back man those were the good ol days of having no fucking idea how to play the game lmao
>>576294596
witlets aren't human
parent luck so bad I'm rerolling sparks on autoruns...
>>576294615hey
sex?
>>576294698Prostitute
>>5762947826 autos per day and I'm still waiting for one good URA run to even start looping
>Light Hello hangout unlock the same turn as our 1st training togetherI'm in.
>>576294525One last scenario hoorah before Ramonu
Rickey isn't sexy, stop the astroturfing
>THERE IS NO TIME FOR RUNS OMG CMS ARE SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER>is a looper
Is worth to spend billons of money in lv up r-sr cards for that 0.1% TT bonus or is better grind UG and TT skills? or I should do both for not being a perma 5.5?
>>576295131>umalet
Why won't a Currenposter ERP with me?
>>576295239stop hoarding retard
>>576295239Both. I would not be easily retaining without my 20% TT bonus
>>576295239if you got the monies and sp to spare, go for it. Every little bit helps
>>576295256The cutest.
>>576295339>>576295357I am not hoarding, in fact I just spend all money I had and still have 12.1% TT bonus
>>576295219Yeah but my inspirations look like this
>>576295394Lala is FUCKING STACKEDPretty as a princessPolite and ladylikeNice bodyCrazy internal monologue I love her!
>>576295563Lala love, marriage and intense comedy skits!
why are you here instead of playing the game?
obey the formulado not question the formula
>>576295689auto is playing the game until it made me mile parents
>>576295394>Point Flag raped that
>>576294912I'm not a prostitute
Is it possible to drop the deck to 1 wit and still get 900? Like 3spd 1 wit 1 stam 1 lh. And just hope for nutty unity cup inspirations...
>>576295445>inherits straightaway adept and a shitty green at hint lvl 2
>>576296010You're not?
>>576295689I still need to figure out looping so I can make a good parent for Falco to then take into the CMAs well as getting one with the correct whites AND enough Dirt sparks to bring in SMaruIts just sooooo boring though!
>>576296030if your uma has wit growth sure
>>576296010skill issue
Fast. how I do play this mode? I had no time until now and I have no idea how to play this, at best I can get is 1350/700/1000/400/900 in 5 runs. with tachyon mlb and hello 1lb
>>576296070Then I door and start againHaving both parents lets you reroll until you hit a good run
>Today, staying at Versailles Resort Farm, I took a stroll around the grounds.After 6 PM, while taking photos of the cats, from the grounds of Tanino Gimlet-sama>BANG!!!>a dry popping sound...>He did it!>As expected from the God of Destruction!>The top fence is about 160cm high...
Will you still be autoing all day when the half cost goes away? t. not your danchou
>>576294841It's called dual cultivation, junior. Get it right
>>576296354nyopers
>>576296352Whats his end game?
Quadruple cultivation with Rickey, Tarumae and Acute!
I fucking love running triple speed and never ever ever ever seeing more than 1 on speed training at a time
>>576296481Slut
>ran out of stam juicesIts fucking owari da... Do I just spend carrots at this point?
>>576295680What I love about this stupid game is that characters I might ignore due to their looks I end up loving do to their personality.Calstone is another example.
>>576296030if finemo is in a good mood, yes
>>576296547my wife
>>576296474For now, teaching the art of destruction
>>576296571still carat positive til you hit the daily limit
>>576296328You did not loop many real skills did you
>>576295338hey
>>576296585Kinda looking for this kind of build. But I wanna replace sweepy with 1lb smaru. Is 1lb sc fine or just go with the welfare biwa?
>>576296746hey
>just high roll bwo
>>576296746alright that's actually pretty funny
>>576296937even better is to not use biwa. and go 4 speed
>>576296972spend better actually
>>576296937you would have to test it out because my creek is lb0 so I didnt even try
>>576297019300 hours in paint>>576296971hey
>>576296746>>576296971>>576297183Hayor better yet alfalfa
>>576297183*rapes you*
>>576297149yeah bwo I really love spend only one type of tokenretard
>>576297285you dont need to sign your post, you already made it self evident
>>576297276*pecks you on the cheek*
>>576296972>witgod specifically told you not to waste Vi because it's the most used currency>wastes ViSasuga
>>576297283*rapes you back*
>>576297367oh a newfag! here's how things work in 4chan:if I quote you that means everything I say is directed to you, I'm telling to your face you're a retard, because you actually arehave a nice day
I don't get it
>>576296354TP regen allows for exactly 5 runs a day, i have 5 borrows, shrimple as thatif dancHOE wants me to do more ask cygames for a TP bottle giveaway
>>576297552I do
>>576295338YOU DIDN'T REPLY???????????
>>576297552>>576297727hey
>>576297551sorry I struck a nerve hope you can figure out how to play eventually
>>576297443>don't waste vi tokens bwo>your choicesnice one bwo
Stop posting porn it's making me hard
One day cygays will release the wit debuffer
>>576297823shut the FUCK up and let me ride you, cunt
>>576297956kys
>>576297785
>>576297785wei
>>576297956this post smells of yuri autism and i dont like it
>>576297808>UF2 recordI'm fine bwo, you should worry about yourself
>>576297276
>>576297998you first incelcuck
this scenario is worse than MANT in terms of gameplay
>>576296710These are actual parentsStam, Power, Restraint, Umastan, Mood were my main targetsNot sure what you’re talking about
Cant get more than SS+ on Rickey with this deckIs MLB Sirius makes such difference?
>>576298178most scenarios are
Apparently BOANE is getting screenings in Europe but instead of UK, Germany, France they're in Poland, Czechia, Romania, basically most of the ex-commie shitholes.Do people even live there? Nevermind Umamusume fans
>>576298184>4 * restraint 5 umastan across 6 charactersOk bwo nice loop
HOLY SCHIZO HOURS LETS GO
>>576298178alright then go back to mant, RETARD
>>576298235The missing sirius limit breaks should mostly tank your wit. What speed/stam do you usually hit?
>>576298402
>>576298337Say that again once you actually make your parents.
>>5762984461400 +700-800
>>576298254Co kurwa zdziwiony że tera to ciebie ignorują a do nas to dają co?
need to be groped
>>576298481Soulless
anyone got the "air crier" meme thing?
>>576298502Keep gaming, that should be able to hit 1600/900 on a good run. Most the missing score is in the speed clicks not rolling high enough yet.
>>576297956I finished to this
>>576298669good boy.do it inside next time~
>>576298649Waiting till another 5 guest resets
Surely this'll be enough...
>>576298787kys
I just fucking BOMBED an Oguri run.Holy shit I hate this Concert bullshit!
>>576298738How did he fuck that up so bad and not realize it
Heliosfag is getting cucked again
>>576298616yes
>>576298959for 3rd in group b? more than enough
>>576299057thank you
>>576298963seethe
>>576299007Tawake moment
I love her casual outfit so much
>>576299159love blob umas
Which one should I mlb using the selector? 3 lb fm or 3lb kitasan? Kinda quit during mant so I fucked up not getting the anniversary selector... Also saving my rainbow crystal for spd pasa I guess..
>>576299394they're truly meant to be together
>>576299405>dating the prostitute
>>576298254licensing there probably costed like 3 dollars so they did it
>>576299552You cant just call trainer a prostitute...
>>576299496
>>576299159np bwo
>>576299552She is not a prostitute and never was. She is my dearly beloved wife.
why you niggas erpinggrown ass men btw
Look at this fucking FATASS
>>576299706why have people been calling the Trainer a prostitute lately? I know he trains a bunch of umamusume at the same time and has to split his time and body between all of them, but calling him that feels a bit much...
>>576299501Kitasan for sure
>a """""""man"""""" being THIS insecure
Sex
>>576299957>I know he trains a bunch of umamusume at the sameCheaterWhorePhilanderer
>>576299846report and [-]
granny love
what if my wife is a prostitute
>>576300193this is what they took from me
>>576300251>black horseEw
cm17 status?
>>576299957Yeah that's rudeHe's more of an escort because he goes through an agency/academy to get money for his services
>>576300410uh
>>5763004103 SS umas
>>576300146doesn't do shit, they're literally at it every single day
uh oh incel melty
>>576300410I tried going Rickey route but all of my attempts were disgustingly weak compared to my shitty autoruns so I said FUCK and I'll go Xog double dom because I hate everyone
>>576300471then just insult them and [-]or only [-]
>>576300430the trainer's for the streets
>>576299501Kitasan probably, unless you're swimming in MLB speed SSRs
>>576300463this cant be real
Good night friends. I will learn to move on :(https://youtube.com/watch?v=eww9WN-YCjQ
every time I see anything of Fusaichi Pandora or hear her voice lately I get a warm, fuzzy feeling insidewhat's up with that
>>576300783
>>576300410Got one good XOguri and that's it
Rare uma sighting
>>576300928just fucking oshihen for her already you weirdo
>>576301015What's that moonspeak
>Yesterday easy SS>Today same exact build, only halfway through S+???
>>576301041oshi (favourite) hen (tai)
>>576301104Inspiration low roll?
>>576300830Babuposter... Goodnight
>>576300995
>>576300870In universe uma fansEvery single time
>have 9 medium, 5 dirt and 1 turf>only S I get is turf
>>576301041It means to change oshi.
>>576301218Kraft sexo
>>576300692I'm filtered by GL
>>576300410It's still a stupid CM with like 2 strong umas but I do like Rickey so I ended up having an ok time building a team for her
>>576301195
>>576301285You lose a testicle each time you do this however
>>576301015I can't for 2 more years still
>>576300193
I think about this a lot
>>576301481How does that work for women who change oshi
>>576301195Dorija kusogaki...
>>576301424
>>576300830
CM18 status?
>>576301402go open league then, SS for this CM is a legit chance of not even reach finals
>>576301583women are not real
>>576301583Either gain a testicle or lose an ovary, 50/50 chanceThat said, women are incapable of love, and therefore cannot have an oshi
You are Fan maxxing for Danchou right?
>>576301691isnt B finals guaranteed even if you lose all rounds
>>576301691It's alright this is a XOgger CM I'm fine with my participation awards
>>576301657
I've gotten so many triple stacks already
>>576301839Group B round 2 is always guaranteed. But if you don't win a single match during round 2, you don't go to finals.
>>576301864wtf is this kuso manga kek
>>576301839you need a single win in round 2 to reach B finals
>>576300410xogger and 2 dominators ready
>>576301583sacrifice an ovary or a breast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce4IzbEQyNo
>>576301931Not my Calstone
GRIM
oops
>>576302046The prostitute isn't going to fuck you.
>>576302128play the game
>>576302187Ruby would say this
>the schizo is slandering Pandora now
jong?
RIP
Basically most important advice is not to waste Vi tokens? So not buy guts?
>>576302143Very lewd
>>576302356post a lobby code and I might join.....
>>576302164You cannot cheat on your trainee. They are just your trainee. Nothing more.
>>576302307>now
>>576302046let's fuck
>>576302586this nigga first in line to be raped by his trainee
>>576302128Loooooser....
>>576302581Someone should tell Ramonu that slamming her pelvis into mine would help her lose that weight
>>576302694Trainers have rights
>>576302732As her trainer, you are obliged to be the one to tell herTracen has a strong medical plan, by the way
>>576302581Stop eating KFC you fat fuck
>>576302638>Falco and Maya watching the illegal camera footage of me in the shower
>>576302774They have the right to be comfortable during each non-consensual intercourse
how can I have this THREAD without my JIGGIES?https://jiggie.fun/jbWuPf>https://jiggie.fun/jbWuPfhttps://jiggie.fun/jbWuPf>https://jiggie.fun/jbWuPfhttps://jiggie.fun/jbWuPf
>>576302694I keep a strict, professional relationship with my trainee. I have full confidence that Still In Love will remain a professional Umamusume and keep a professional relationship with me.
>>576302732https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11917220
>>576302567Sure, I am eating so there is some time for anons to joinMajsoul Friends Room 83631(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=83631
>>576302774>trainers have rightslollmao
>>576302864
hi
Carat status?
>>576303075White woman pleasant surprise!
>>576301563
>>576303108Gone
>>576303075American womanStay away from me!!!!American womanMomma let me beeee!
>>576302846NO!
What was the point of Dantsu Flame and Manhattan Cafe in BoaNE? They did nothing. They could have remained in the background instead of having lines.
>>576303136always ready huh...*smooch*
VF said you need 901 stam and 2 gold recoveries to survive CM17
>>576303235CUTE
>>576303279How can a woman be so perfect...
>>576303108
>>576303321Of course!
Did uma&co have a discord meeting to make this general as miserable as possible this month?
VF said you don't need groundwork during Pisces and lost to an S+ bourbon
>>576303434No, but Mambo did
>>576302774top 3 things a trainer would say before getting raped
>>576303323Probably reasonableA lot of people are going to be bringing debuffers since no one wants to actually build aces
>>5763029713/4
>>576303429you're lovely
I'm making fried chicken. Which uma would share food with me?
>>5763031083k and 1 ticket
>>576303596And so are you and the cute images you post!
>>576303434Prettysure it was Hayashi and Brick
I need a Fuji Kiseki in my life.
>>576303302retard
>>576303598Mackie, but she'll leer at your every bite
>17 years old
Man, really?
>>576303707
>>576303434That was /uma/ Club
>>576302971I keep missing jongers
>>576303817of breeding with me
>>576303929Yes *kisses you*
>>576303989What goes on in their dicksword chats?
Which Uma does this image make you think of?
>>576303075One of these days we need to send you to straight camp...
>>576304313Dantsu
>>576303886he's absolutely right, fighting against an uma is pointless. You're better off not resisting, otherwise you might end up getting hurt
>>576304313air jihad
>>576304313Manhattan Cafe's feet
>>576304313
>Koganeno Sora, daughter of Gold Ship, banging her head inside gate 11 but as soon as the gate opened she locked in
>>576304313Dantsu cow
>>576304428This
>>576303434pictured, the bricked executives making shit up for literally no reason
>>576303706>yuribait
>>576304485/umagrok translate that
>>576303817I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>576304559That family is a fucking shitpost in flesh form and still manage to win... I kneel
>>576304732there is a thing as too old
>>576304785She didn't win she got 2nd though
>>576304785kitaling won but she was very close
>>576304816You got more?
>>576304816
>HagpostingStop. We like fillies and colts here.
>>576305224I would survive a single day of Dia's temptations
>>576305101based
fixed
>>576305485SEX
>>576305101being into ryona isn't that bad, actually
>>576305340
>>576305485HOLY CUTE SEX
>>576305485starting a family with Palmer
>>576305528We just need more
>>576305295I would survive the day but if a night battle were to occur...
>>576305528Sadly there is no good uma ryona. Like ardan is right there, go break her legs.
>be urara's trainer>don't get rapedIt's that easy
>>576305968They're hard to find for sure
>>576305995kys
>>576305756better start buying skeb commisions then because twitter artists know they'll get flamed if they ever make any uma content that isn't #wholesome
>>576305995TEIOBRO BTW
>>576306072
>>576305743SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>576306091surely umagrok can generate some?
>>576306195What about BBC
>>576306059If you're Urara's trainer it's your duty to rape her you coward
>>576305743>mcqueen the spinster
>>576306276nahh
>>576306059UraraTore is rapebait for NPC umamusume
Why are we not @/uma/ just like there's @VF
>>576306613I'd rather be @CumSlut
>>576306613>wanting a tramp stampwhy are whites like this
>>576306613why would i want to associate myself with you "people"
>>576306418Racist
>when he grabs my ass in public
>>576306613you're all uncs and I don't want to publically be associated with you all.
>>576306613I better not catch anyone with @/uma/ buying the wrong skills
>>576306894YWNBAU
>>576306059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQrUuRPDbwo
>login>there is ERP in the club chat again
>>576306995Fuck off, Yoshi P.
>>576306938What is she getting at?
>felt sadder over Tsuru dying than haruThat faggot tanuki spammer ruined me.
>>576306941Thanks Soth
>>576305528it's a tad grotesque
>>576307032Yet I've never seen anyone post it
>>576306941...but.... cacao is a recovery skill....
>>576306613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC_OA5NnUEA
>>576307032uma&co bwo...
>>576306990the boys treat me like one though
>>576307032Which one is this? Planning to jump
>>576307032club ? i need a new one
>>576306941what a retard
I love Orfevre and I can't wait for her to come to global. My favourite Uma.
>>576307126sure, I guess. at least in an internet context, it's tame-ish compared to the other shit people get off to
I'm naked on the bed with a fan pointed at my balls and I still can't feel relief from the heat. We should have listened to Greta and Al gore, bros...
Hit me up with info about Tamamo Cross and Inari one festival form? As i understand Tamamo Cross is a lot better than Inari One? Right?
>>576307067she just wants to show you the wonders of being a responsible adult
>>576307415
>>576307067She wants to clean your room and wash your penis you dummy
>>576307238This time we cant even deny...
>>576307710What does brickey mean by this?
>>576307751Proof?
>>576307601no, Helios, I don't want to go behind the rocks. I'm already exhausted, and my body can't take anymore
>>576307751What
I feel bad for Dia-chan's trainer. Having to be stuck with some middle school girl with saggy tits must suck.
>>576308003she's rich
Feeling cold and no joy. Not feeling sad though, but emotionally flat, going through the motions, not feeling like I'm investing my energy on something
>>576308081Most of these girls are rich and well-off. Only Tama and Opera are super poor.
>>576308237Ines...
Doto slipped and my dick ended up in her umanko, seems bit suspicious that it happened so perfectly.
>>576308003doesn't seem too bad
>>576308230
>>576307902as if your trainee would let you say no...
WE need to kill xoguri
>>576308230go see a therapist
>>576302971gg~ thanks for the game!
>>576302971Thank you for the room!AND I'M SORRY
-1 borrowhundreds of practice runs never happened once
I thought Mejiro Ryan was a donkey when I started playing.
>>576308392at least I tried...
>Nysos retired early for no reasonCan we kill Coolmore?
>>576308556It happened with me today to, i doing rickey as lateBut after this loss i started to use Rickey as front on this race
>>576308330Thanks for the laisu>>576308447Not needed, I am only sharing how I feel so I can start a conversation to put some of my brain power into
>>576308740Hope you start finding joy in things again bro
>Inuyama Nanami hasn't drawn Maya in a month because she's too busy drawing commissions for vtumors
>>576308740anyhthing I can do
I appreciate this artist drawing a lot of Kris S but she looks unhappy in so many of her drawings
>>576308603Wait what?What the hell...
>>576308556This happens to me 1/3 times with GL Falko
>>576308796I already do! It isn't depression I'm just feeling "meh" today, nothing really catching my attention>>576308991Share whatever fun thing you've done today or last week I guess
>>576309017we need to kill Coolmorehttps://coolmore.com/en/america/news/nysos-retired-to-coolmore-america/
>>576308927maybe if you send her pictures of Maya crying, she'll change her mind
>>576307592Bump?
>>576309110>already doGlad to hear it
>>576308807that fucker deserves all the pain in the world so it's fine, actually
>hairyumanko.jpg
>>576308230It happened to me when i had little sleep bwo
>>576307592>>576309210Tama is more universally good (she kinda wants to be a medium pace chaser though despite her og being late/end)Inari One has the best end closer skill in encroaching shadow so she'll be better whenever late race is on a straight (next cm for example)
bread NYOW
>>576309167Wonder if they are underplaying whatever changes they saw on the scan or something
>>576307592Opposite, Tama is mid and Inari is top tier for long
>>576309210Festival Tama is just a generic PaceFestival Inari starts becoming irrelevant once Encroaching Shadow starts being printed on cards
>>576289540at least half of exceluma is ex-bricked membershmmmmm
>>576307592Both look pretty good. I want Tama because I'm a paceGOD and this version of her is pace-coded
>>576309579>Festival Inari starts becoming irrelevant once Encroaching Shadow starts being printed on cardsWhat kinda doesnt make sense? You can put other card on Inari with other skill?>Festival Tama is just a generic PaceI heard she has insane skill though??>>576309442>>576309562You kinda saying different things bwo...
>>576309735>>576309735>>576309735
>>576309718Her skill is a Anchor for paces. I don't know why people is downgrading it, it looks insane to me
>>576309718>use other cardswell the issue is that encroaching shadow is so good and printed on the best end closer wit card so by using another card you are using a worse one. Right now having that skill is an advantage over other ends (a big one) while in a year it'll be pretty whatever.
>>576309110>Share whatever fun thing you've done today or last week I guessoh well just that I got mostly everything I needed done so that's nicelike I'm still WAITING but I don't need to do anything so can relax a bitplaying some more games and all...anything on your end??
>>576310131Image limit reached...I have been reading some sci-fi manga and getting plenty of outdoors time, been exercising and planning on getting a jumping rope next.Otherwise I don't play many games and I have been mostly studying or watching YouTube videos in my room, what games have you been playing?
>>576310515mostly just SLOP like cod and stuff...I want to be outside too but it's so boring on my own can only ever do it with someone elseENVYING rn
>>576310980I also go outside on my own, I've been a huge loner my entire life, yesterday I had some lemon flavored ice cream though, it was tasty.COD is cool, I remember enjoying the modern warfare and black ops campaign
>>576311821>buff swole tall handsome male is a lonerimpossible.......
>>576312309I think you replied to the wrong post... That's probably (you)
