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Post shirtless torenas
>>576475590Mayacchi SUPER cute
>>576475590Maya!
>>576475590>HAVE LIGHT HELLO ON 3RD BAR BEFORE CLASSIC YEAR>DOESNT START HER EVENT>ENDS THE CAREER WITHOUT TRIGGERING THE DATING EVENT EVEN ONCE >HAPPENED TWICE ALREADYWHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS CARDWHY IS THIS ALLOWED
>>576475686I wish that was my penis
>>576475686The ningen FEARS the uma.
>>576475681u rike?
>>576475635https://files.catbox.moe/xgho8n.jpg
>>576475681i love grand live
>>576475590The worst character EVER created.
>>576475767
hi I'm up now
stop spamming jp umas
PLEASE NO YAMETE
STALLION
>>576475986My bro wouldn’t misbehave online…
>>576476076That's Bricked
>>576476076We need this kingu sticker in global
>>576476083that's my bro
>japs saw this and were instantly one shot
please stop posting transcendshe's ugly as sinonly closeted homosexuals like her
>>576475962me on the left
>Maru has given me a groundwork hint 5 runs in a rowIt's really feeling like increased chances for me
This is the anglo-spanish thread. Please keep discussion about oriental uma musumes contained to their dedicated thread, partner.
>>576476161>kingu
if you HECKIN think about it if a jap bets on an uma and won it would be a rare moment where a video game character has litterally given you money
>>576475681sorry she's too busy having umapyoi with me
>>576476250hi mommy
>>576476236Kindly stop using my precious little sister to spread hatred on the internet.
>>576476303bereSHIT stole my money pay up chrono
>>576476236wrongI'm openly homosexual
Brown
>>576476346hi princess don't tease the boys too much today~
I NEED her.
>>576476401did the real horse really fight ai drones during his career
>>576476437yeswindy-chan sugoi
>>576476428maybe they should stop being so DUMB then
>>576476653no way her ass is actually that plump
>>576476729alll flat girls have plump asses, everyone knows this
Janny should do his job
Almond WIFE
what job schizo
My bro...
>>576475767The only thing that an uma fears is another uma
>>576476236Curren SEX
>>576477013I wish I was Curren Chan so I could be a free-use slut
Is it just attention-whoring?
>>576477115heyyyyyyyy
>>576477149Come for a taste?
>>576477140shiny...
Sex with nerds
>>576477242The light always shines favorably on her beauty
>>576476552boy trouble?
>>576477403
In this world you are either bricked or bricked up.
cowes
>>576477552Need a cow like this in my life.
>>576476807rape
next bread will be butter
>>576477552Based
>>576477403cutewa
Biwa love and marriage!
Last Thread
>>576477817Love uma game…
I want to live inside her tits
>>576477903I LOVE YOU BANCHOU
>>576477817uma gf need
>>576477817Which gang are you? Fat Teio or Fat Fuku?
>>576477817>Second WeekHolly shit they made a sequal to special week?????
>roomates wiki>No CafeWut? I though Tachion in same room with Cafe?
>>576475986MY BRORODE THE JETSKIS
>>576477445no actually
>>576477987
>>576478106You dont bounce like this
>>576478063anon?
>>576478106I bounce like this for what it’s worth
>>576478106I deny that I bounce like this
>>576478187Is this famous Yeppers? Holy is Cafe based?
>>576477972for me, it's fat teio
>>576478063Tachyon rooms with Digitan.Cafe rooms with Yeppers.Tachyon and Cafe share an old shed that they use as a laboratory and storage room respectively.
>>576477817>fat teio okmy dream is to fatten her up, don't rub this in my face
>>576478273It's not a shed, it's an unused classroom iirc
We need an uma voiced by chiwa saito
>>576478273I thought it was an unused classroom that they decided to share
>>576478257We're married so its fine.
>>576478360white woman pleasantly surprised
Is pace Rickey better than front Rickey for the upcoming hogslop CM
>>576478526Rickey BRICKEY
>>576478360My ass is a wonder>>576478360
>>576478526Late > Front > Pace
>>576478460
copa
More like ickey
>>576478724I NEED THEM
It's been a week spamming 1100+ stam independent runs I still got no 3* stam
Fuck it, medium S 800+ stam Digitan, you’re about to be my ace
>>576478828I got two but they have style pinks and the most dogshit whites
Rice Shower has a big bum
Tachyon LOVEPokkute
I'm putting together a squad. A boy squad.
pokkute as in prostitute
>>576477297Rape is not allowed in Tracen
>>576478886>out of nowhere
>>576478817Why is everyone mad at Cafe
Are LB1 LH and LB3 Tachyon usable?
Is it better to go Grand Live for this CM or just use Unity? >>576479087I fap to this doujin once a month while putting on the nsfw asmr scarlet’s va did a few years ago
>>576479308Unity can get you to B group but if you want A group you need GL aces
>>576478418the room originally belonged to Cafe, then the student council decided not to give Tachyon a room of her own, so they made them share it
>>576479087Is sex with your wife and daughter good for you
>>576478828well odds jump from 6 to 10% when you hit into stamina, which still equates to a 2% chance whenever you open up the spark screen that it hits stamina and the 3*.
>>576479359Oh nyo
>>576478257Tazuna probably isn't even surprised. Situations like this are probably more common than people think
>>576479298>LB1 LHYes>LB3 TachyonMLB is worth enough to spend a cystal
Speaking of Pokke, if you are in yurop this is the last day of Boane screening, go watch it if you can.
>>576478817Evil
>>576479298Your LH is perfecrly fine, your Tachyon really wouls prefer to be MLB. She's usable though at 3
>>576479298bro... just autotrain for Grand Live and save for Ramonu
>>576479087Actual oyakodon
i have 10k caratscan i make it to 60k for Ramonu?
>>576479536Where in Yurop is it? I saw nothing about it
i want to crawl up her skirt and die
>>576479140Flower's fat ass
>>576479364I see
Did you know? Cows really love her.
>>576479623Basically this, maybe a couple more in the region
It takes 19 seconds to finish a career if you're mashing as hard as you can.
>>576478256god I wish I was teio here
>>576479298>lb1 lhsubpar but not a big deal>lb3 tachit's copeable but you should just crystal it
>>576479737heyyyyyy
>>576479725ulala...
>>576479789are you fat AND old?
>>576479708Oh I live nowhere close to that, shame how they treat us Yuropoors
>>576479725I forgot that we can lock camera to our trainee, would be funny seeing their dying faces this CM
>>576479505>>576479552>>576479747I see, thanks, I just want to save as many gemmies as possible since my Super Creek is still LB0, I wanted to pull on CB+Creek and Ramonu to fix everything, so I am savemaxxing my gems, unless MLB Tachyon is that necessary, I have 2 gemmies soon to be 3
>>576479857haha… wanna find out…?
Your saving for Ramonu starts today after you roll for Yeppers.
>>576479992>>576479857Stop being gay
>>576480063>roll for Yeppersnopers
>>576479550sex
>Twitter showed me this VA on my "for you" page>She is into keibaWhat are the chances she will voice one of the newumas that will be revealed on 5.5 Anni?
>>576479984if tachyon is your second speed ssr with kita then I recommend just biting the bullet and using your crystal. You'll be using her for 3 whole scenarios
>>576480063Sory bwo i'm rolling for these
>>576475590>not a global umago fuck off back to /vm/ and kill yourself already
>>576480154I think you're very brave for openly admitting to rolling for the basic blonde bitch anon.
so that's it.... they just... gave up. They didn't even put up a fight.... like a candle in the wind...
>>576480063i need to pull festival inari one and brian forma del blaze though
>He can't identify Mayalol
>>576480170It's Mayano Top Gun blind schizo-kun
>>576479623>>576479908The problem is it was completely under radar as the screening was the same time as the new spider man movie. A czeh distributor picked it up, so its in slovakia, poland, hungary and czeh republic. The only way you would have known about it is if you follow anime related accounts in these countries. Some other distributor might pick it up later this year too for other countries. Its absolutely worth to watch it in a cinema, especially for the sound and visuals.
>>576480224Narita Top Chad? She is cool
>>576480110i wonder how much of a bonus being into keiba is to being an Uma VA
>>576480154gwo you dont even have the carats for pasa...
>>576480250>>576480275Maybe he thinks alts aren't on-topic
morning
Paizuri
>>576480337Yeah but it's low roll, without daily carat packs etc And i will buy them and i probably will skip summer banner yeah
>>576480420Morning bro
wahey
>>576480240Imagine the top earners leaving for A+ in droves...
Oh cafe I’m sorry but this dirt slop cm is getting to me
umallo
>>576480240sucks to suck
calstone really does look like a villain
>>576480240We should just stop that cap and reform to make another s club, be so fr
Kind of crazy to think about that there's zero players (max followers included) that have 9* stam 9* dirt on the database. After all the autoing by thousands of players and not a single one. Simply impressive RNG.
>>576480620This guy is so dedicated to his niche fetish
Okay but I really really really really really reallyr eally really really relaly really really really really really really really really relaly really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really relaly really r eally really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>576480335I would assume it's a big bonus, as a VA that is into keiba already understands the "romance" that keiba has
all right any other ritual posters that want to show up or is that all of them
>>576480719Call them out
>>576480719*rapes you*
>>576480719it's hot give me a break
KIMI NO AIBA GA
>>576480719windyfag misssing
Banchou LUST
>>576480719no one here actually wants to be an uma.
Digitan LOVE
>>57647568610% Power growth btw
>>576480821YES
orenji
>>576480634*steals all your top earners from that club until you derank to A*
>>576480170larp larp larp sahur
I love her
>>576480839
>>576480719ok but how do we make this thread worse?
Btw bwos, does Carat calculator counts free rolls? Lets say i enter 600, does it count it as 500 mine + 100 free, or it counts it as 600 mine?
>>576480654i mean i could probably make one but i'd rather have a 7 stam 8 dirt with actually usable skills
>>5764807197 and I rape you
>>576481027It counts them as part of the max rolls you can do on a banner, yeah.
Okay we got the ritual posts out of the way. What now?
Mambo!
>>576481078ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
lewd uma cunt
>>576481061Ty, that's kinda bad... but ok
>>576481047>7Nice...
>>576480654you need more than 1000 careers to have good odds to get one of those, gro and that's if you were trying for 9* dirt in the first place (nobody does)
Trainer-san 5 manual mant runs doko
>>576481101I want to pick her up
>>576480240Why did cygames' approved clanking defeat /uma/?
>>576480751Nyo I dont actually have a problem with any of them, it's just banter>>576481047AIEEEEE
>>576480240Wasn't Mambo top 200 like 3 months ago...
>>5764811947 and I rape Shiraoki 0 and I get pegged by Shiraoki
>>576481303Lots of anons are lazy
>>576481303It exposed how lazy people are. Can't even show up once every 2 hours to send the independent training out.
>>576481303the clubs that fell simply dont have the balls to kick the bottom earners
>>576481386they lost a 300mil earner gwo...
>>576481386Our top neet fan slave left for the jewish cabal 2 months ago.
>>576480719Tomorrow will be worse
>>576481078wanna erp?
>>576481536No
>>576481521It always is
>>5764813867 and Mambo dies for real this month.
>>576480240>rank 721Falling that much is a code red. At least with the other clubs they can live with the frustration that their efforts are enough to border A+ but not good enough to actually make it.
>>576481521taabobros.. I get it, now
>>576481606this pic made me burst out laughing the other day
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>576481536Stop being a retarded faggot.
>>576481709It's a great image. Glad you enjoyed it last I posted it.
>>5764816707 and I rape (You)
>>5764816707 and you must save Mambo!
You are supposed to use 7 for good, not for evil
I don't know what to loop anymore. I got all the ggparents for >restraint + gw, >umastan + nimble + spurt>leap forward + umastan>racing stam + speed + powerIt's just a matter of banging my head on the wall until a 3* blue with hopefully good whites come out
>>5764818657 and I fuck Shiraoki in front of Fuku
>>576480240Situation might improve again when half tp is over.
>>576481865Their evil ways will be punished in due time
>>5764816707 and i get raped by fukukitaru until i'll pray and believe in Shiraoki-sama as my new and only god.
Feng Shui is better anyways
Finished my CM19 ace
>>576482029FENG SHUI IS FAKE AND GAY
>>576481947The flatliners aren't going to suddenly start playing when runs are carat negative past 5 a day again.
>>576482059>CM19>speedlet
fuku would try to rope you into an MLM scam
>>576482059You need way less stamina there and way more wit since downhill is back, also speed
https://twitter.com/lykheiss/status/2083806430528745905they are the same uma
>>576481931Start combining loops and your grind time will be magnitudes higher.
>>576482146
>>576481931you're supposed to have a single ggparent with all of those
>>576482228why do I need less stamina? it's a 2200m race with an uphill too
Wait is this Yeppers is literally made for Cm18?
>>576482098No but their flatlining might matter less when otger people can spam fewer runs
>Peoplw getting mad about cheating in a single player game
That is bait
>>576482374Yes, umas are designed to be good in the CM right after they release.The really good umas get to be good in one or more CMs afterwards.
>>576482237i mean
cygaymes won't do shiti bet 20 uma bucks on it
>>576482374she's made for 18CM
>>576482508why is ardan wearing the outfit we have sex in during the race?
Which uma has the best Torena career storywise. Not necessarily in terms of skill/race results but who could salvage the biggest trainwreck and/or put up with their trainee's bullshit
>>576482463>How much for 2 hours?Brutal
>>576482374>yet another pace chaserBUT I NEED A LATE SURGER OR END CLOSER FOR THIS CM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>576482491sorry best i can do is 8
>>576482374>gutswhy is she made for breeding?
>>576482508so unbalanced
>>576482554fuku's trainer has shiraoki descend on earth to ask him to PLEASE take care of her clown
>>576481303auto is boring i like manual
>>576482554personally, I really like how Taishin's Trainer handles her, especially when he deliberately gets under her skin
>>576482554Mejiro Ardan's torena is a rizzgod and was able to make her race properly despite her health issues.
>>576482697Manual is faster fans than auto though...
>>576482554Machan's torena.
>>576482652Fillies...
>>576480240depending how lazy are the flatliners in my club this month I'll move out to a club with a quota this is embarrassing
>>576482591FukuTore fixed a lot of her problems
>>576482554ok but who has the worst trainer?
>>576482554Doto’s trainer has the patience of a saint
>>576482980Bakushin
There's something about Trainer x Scenario NPC coworker that hit harder than Trainer x Uma despite having far less screentime... I guess because Cygames don't have to hold back their writings when it comes to adult characters
>>576482979I kinda like it tho, makes discussion funny
>>576482554Fuku's trainer spends a chunk of the career trying to keep her functional provided you aren't playing into it
>>576482554MayaTore has to resist an umachild that tries to have sex with him in every event.
>>576482554
>>576482554Sweep trainer has the patience of a saint.
>>576483043sorry, but here we like to smash young umas
>>576483043nah, it's the opposite for me
>>576483186nah im just a lolicon desu
>>576483043I don't like alcoholics
>>576483269you should become a kindergarten teacher
>>576483235we like em young yes
>>576482376I think it'll get worse. Other clubs might get used to running auto more steadily. I wonder how it will look like in 2 months
>>576483330My beautiful wife Suzuka is so sexy...
>>576481085Orf the cutest. I will make her behave.
>>576483359shimaidon and oyakodon
>>576483412Nobody here is 195cm
>>576483359
The only thing I know for real is that a himba would never be this smooth
>>576483320He likes lolis not children
>>576482980Ruby
>>576483491>marked
>>576483412mindbreaking Orfe with love sounds funny
Biwa backshots
>>576483545What happens? Ruby torena gives up because he thinks he isn't enough for Ruby, but Ruby cares a lot about him?
>>576483556
stallions....
>>576483569
cute chud wife
Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>576483601I think Ruby's trainer suffers from a combination of imposter syndrome and being retarded.
>>576483708GOOKBROS... DON'T LOOK...
>>576483661what happened here?
I am trying to figure out if I want pull Yukino or not. Does anyone know whether she prefers cock or pussy? That is the dealbreaker for me.
>>576483708Oguri Game
>>576483802why don't you find out for yourself
EVOL
>>576483802At the end of the day, it's (You), not us who makes the
>>576483778Permanent Erection Syndrome too
>>576483996Understandable
>>576483996
>>576483992slut
>>576484115>>576483996that's a literal juvenile
Which /uma/ should I goon to today, /uma/? I was thinking Maya but I'm open to suggestions
>>576483556Can't wait to get her.
>>576484157She's a mare born in 1987
>>576484149Yutaka saaaan
>>576484229
>>576484157isn't that how americans love their girls?
Is Late Rickey actually good?
where does seabiscuit take place in the uma musume cinematic universe
>>576484449Yes, get either OYL or From the Brink, Pump, MPB, enough stam, 4-6 greens and you're good. Medium S too obviously
>>576484431burgerGODS living rent free inside some poor person's mind, love to see it.
>>576484157out of 10!
>>576484449They usually get raped by front brickey and xogsMaybe she does better in no front lobbies
>>576481303Flesh is weak
>>576484563Seabiscuit's classic year would have been 1936, which is 5 years before Saint Lite
Mambo deserved it
ok I'm trying this with 16 stam sparksyosh! ikuyoooooooooooooooooooo
7 and I use DAHBY for this cm 0 and I just throw random bullshit
>>576482554>reddit tachyon
>>576484674Daiwabros, our response?
teens choice award best kiss winner Seabiscuit
Might just stick with this, thoughts?Basically the most amount of healing I could possibly ask for with this build
>>576484904>sexhattan cafe
>>576484952I'm going to double dom you and win with my xoguri unless you give me kissies
>>576484952If you can hit a statline like that I think you'll be fine
>anons say pace is the style that get the most free pulls>the only specialized wit card to not get free pulls is wit mcqueen>next pace free pulls after speed tachyon is power ardan right before 4th anniDo anons think that because they got free pulls on speed teio then power finemo after years of getting none? Also I noticed pace, late and end got 4 specialized cards with free pulls while fronties got only 3.
>>576484952What deck?
>>576485084I don't think anons were talking about specific style cards, more like generic options like speed Tachyon and Pasa ended up benefiting pace more which is why it's "easier" to main
>>576485058thanks for the affirmation I needed it>>576485052better than murmur cuckery>>576485190here, copa.17* stam
>>576485150>figure of Whoren Chan>bends over easily
>>576485073
>>576485160
>>576485150>Curren Jackson
Bros, here's a real story for you. I dreamed about Kuren-chan last night — she really wanted me to hug her and wouldn't let me go anywhere. The funny thing is, I don't even have Kuren-chan on my account, never did, and I know absolutely nothing about her.Wtf is this? Should i pick her from selector on 2nd anni? Is this my destiny
>>576483708False image I used Memeship for the first year before I started xogging out :)
Aoharu or GL for debuffers? Also did anyone try auto train them?
>>576485420If you do, get her wedding alt. It lasts longer.
Best inherits for pace normal Oguri?
>>576485420>marked
>>576485262Tachyon yes and I consider her a specialized card. It's the same as speed Teio who's just so strong you sometimes use her with non pace umas.But Pasa is a pure generalist that gives Curvature>but Check!It works for both pace and late surgers. That accel works only for the Derby and L'Arc and for these CMs lates are stronger than pace until Gentildonna. The uma everyone shilled for those is Neo Uni and she's a late surger not a pace chaser.After that Dura is a generalist but she gives some end hints. Orfevre is a generalist and so on. I think it's another damaging gaslight just like the gaslight that evos killed XOguri
>>576485420It just means you read too much currenwhore posting on /uma/
>>576485584redshift and sfvcan't wait for our first global CM
>>576485420She isn't a super interesting character, because she reacts to pretty much everything the same way. But if you like her, sure, go for her.
>>576485641Which Duramente are we talking about here because I thought you were talking about speed but then you mention Orfevre who is guts
raped by quad murmurs...
>>576485420>>576485516
>>576485646>It just means you read too much currenwhore posting on /uma/What maybe the truth, i only see Curren here, yeah>>576485718>>576485516Nah part about selector i a joke, but everything else is realAnd btw i never had dreams about umas before, weird
>>576485809>murmursAre they using two golds, or just 564 + murmur?
>>576485701stop thatred shift and moving past does look right tho
>>576485809This WILL happen to (You) in the finals
>>576485850I think it was 564 + murmur + ASE
>finally get a 3* stam>its a late sparkFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK GOD I FUCKING HATE ALL YOU LATENIGGERS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING USELESS RETARDED WHORES YOUR FUCKING STYLE NEEDS TO BE GENOCIDED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH KILL ALL LATE UMAS AND LATE TRAINERS
>>576485084>"ohhhhhhhhhh the pace wit card isn't getting free pulls, I daresay it's over for pacechads yep it's not the cheapest style" (at this point a black woman materializes just to agree with this fag and you hear her make an "uuhh humm" noise) >"oguri being the cheapest and highest performing horse? ummm ano eto sumimasen but I hafta go"maya posters are so fucking retarded
Pump Iron works this CM? Why didn't witgod say so?
>>576486068larper
>>576486068 how's CM1 anon
>>576486068He probably did just nobody understood him
>>576485991chill bro, damn
>>576485852bwwwwwwooread my post before replynng
>>576486193I know I just wanted to be an ass
the only Gold Sneedy card I can find to borrow is lvl30
Who is witgod??
Does spurt work this cm
>>576485789I'm talking about cards with free pulls in general. Duramente guts doesn't exist. Just wanted to point out that pace chasers being favored by the devs is a gaslight. They just think that because currently in global and JP pace chasers are being favored. But after 2nd anni it's actually late surgers, then end closers and fronts.>>576486023Yeah currently until 2nd anni lates are favored but it will change. Literally all the top meta after 3rd anni are late surgers bro>XOguriThey will stop doing CMs where she can use U=ma2 post 2nd anni. And after that you either use her as an end closer or late surger. I can't wait to see you bring your pace chaser XOguri in the next 2400m CM lmao
>>576486302nyo
>>576486251an asslike a donkeylike a noncelike a nonny
>>576486302Yes, but it's a bit late
>>576486346>until 2nd anni lates are favoredpaces*
you're lucky bitch
>>576486510I'm thinkin', this is a 5 greens run with medium S but no gw
>>576486068pump works but pump also fucking sucks because you're never 6th
>>576486587why would I need so many greens
>>576484607if this is how you want to be remembered and seen, sure buddy.
>>576486640Oh I thought it was a rickey brickey run
>>576486640Greens are tasty
>>576486698nop gonna make a 2 gold heal oguri now that can steal wins if everyone explodesdigitan is already 'done' but that was made with my own parents so she's last
>>576486802You've won the internets today good sir
>>576486068>yes I want to use Let's Pump Some Iron, a skill that requires me to be in 6th place in a CM where there is a near guaranteed chance of at least 4 dead runners in every lobby
>>576486068
>>576486863It's why you run a runaway blocker + a front dominator, at least one of them will naturally fall behind
When will they address the obvious bug in the new scenario that causes no friendship training to ever appear on the same option?
>>576487031what
>>576486995does it still smell like her? This is important
>>576486940>front dominatornani?
I can no longer find a Gold Sneedy card...
>>576485150
>>576485324You DON'T mean that
>>576487256It's just dominator but you put them as front. Front F will naturally make them fall behind around the mid-race
>>576487272371 results found
>>576487062You can run 3 speed cards and see no double rainbow trainings in a whole career, CLEARLY something is broken
>>576487343I dont know what that is, but that looks like cheating
>>576487316I HATE CURREN
>>576487457idk mine are working
>>576486802Thought this was the Silent Hill 4 apartment from the thumbnail
>>576487398Ai would buy me a switch 2 so we could play together
Can someone make this the next OP?
>>576487336Also has the nice side effect of denying lucky pace and making hogs run on the outside
>>576475590Mayano Top Love
>>576487521Dantsu would rape me
>>576487575WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ONE
>>576487693that thing has no games
>>576487693reddit almond eye
wait the zenno rob roy card gives Lie in Wait?WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME?
Anyone else just auto playing their debuffers?
>>576487693it doesn't have any games that interest me
>>576487714Justin Timberlake would not do this
>>576487756>>576487815idk even then I barely played any old switch games because the console was so trash but with the 2 I've gotten into splatoon for example and that's fun
i started an auto and now i have nothing to dothis is why auto sucks
Rickey!
as a Trainer, would I still earn royalties from my trainee's merchandise even after she retires?
next sparks will be better
anyone using remezzo's bot? is it safu
>>576487930copa
Yae
fuck off botcuck
>>576487693I'm a PC fat.Umas that are for me?
>>576487930ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>576487872I'd only really be interested in a new zelda game but only if it's actually an old school zelda game and not the open world bs they've been doing recently.No, another OoT remake doesnt count as a new game. I've played that one before.
>>576488106bamboo memory lookin cute
>>576488049Link it and I'll try it out for you on a burner account
>>576488279some uggo like TransCend probably
>>576487971Don’t trainers only get a cut from racing? Merch is solely between Uma and Tracen (who probs act as a beneficiary for their students for merch contracts and the like)
>>576488385Stop being so catty
>>576488204breeding my trainee
>>576488047actually is there a way to straighten out sausages so they cook evenly but without breaking the casing
>>576488385Me and my best friend/sex friend/girlfriend/wife
I need to stop masturbating to Eishin Flash.The german boobs are too good looking.
>>576488468I think you should continue, actually
>>576488528VID??????????
>>576488418that explains why Trainers are so broke
>>576487930Cute art
>>576488341I just went to pixiv to see if there was any new art under the Bamboo Memory tag and the newest result was Yaeno Muteki porn
>>576488557kys
>>576488783mald
>>576488828umama really is anglo innit
Good enough
Damn, the Brits are poor. No wonder when racing is dying there
Yae is actually very cute and at times sexy
waiting for auto gives me more time to think about kicking club members
>>576488915Still!
>put on an auto run>my parent deck is dogshit but I have to fit all the cards in>end run with a shitty statline, great hints though>repeat the entire day with nothing to show for itI'm tired boss
>>576488956many people are saying this
>>576488897the mud hut is calling you
>>576489050do it or your best members are leaving next month for a club that cares
I pee on Umama
https://x.com/kero_zn6/status/2084966316981829931I imagine this is the kind of analysis you do as a trainer of a full team
>>576489129this is b+ comfyclub
Trainers don't earn shit. They get paid a fixed salary and Tracen takes a cut of whatever wins they get. They can barely afford a one bedroom apartment. You've seen rich umas. Now I ask you this: Have you seen a rich trainer? I don't think so.
>>576489129There's no point in the 500-600 range clubs kicking people because there aren't high earners there to replace them
>>576488915Were to what BITCH
>>576489237hello flatliner
>>576489212You're supposed to marry your rich trainee, stupid.
I feel bad for the newcutie that joined mambo.
dia there is a jinx where marrying your trainer...
>>576489329Just disheartening to see how strong the umaxtore agenda in tracen is
how much hp does the racing mood skill give? like in %.
>>576489203yeah, this kind of analysis is absolutely necessary, no matter what Tazuna says
>>576489316I'm danchou
Nice
>>576489557hello allen
>>576489212according to Aoi, both her father and her grandfather were excellent Trainers. At the very least, it's obvious she's pretty wealthy since her family owns its own hot springs. Though it's also possible her grandfather married a very wealthy uma
What ult do I take on late/ends this cmRyan good?
>>576489748Dober better
>>576489748ryan + doberbut I HATE ryan's. Other then that the usual auxiliary 0.25 ult + shooting star because lol current speed
>>576489748You take Ryan and Dober
>>576489763I don't have dober so I'm stuck with the ugly mejiro
The whole world knows "trainers" are just trophy husbands
>>576489842Can you not just borrow a dober or are you relying on your borrow for dirt sparks?
>>576489683Well looks like the alternative to marrying a wealthy uma is marrying Aoi then
Need a trainer that can lift me up and fuck me in every position in the Mejiro mansion
>>576489842There are some decent Dober with dirt sparks out there my dude
>>576490068I'm first
>>576489212Marrying into my trainee's rich family...only for financial reasons of course.
>>576489683Besides marriage, good trainers probably get lucrative contract offers that pay better than a standard trainer position
>>576490068Vile temptress begone. I will not become your breeding bull
>It's been a year and we still have F2P browns obsessing over their club's monthly rewardsrelax fags missing out on $4 in free carats isn't going to kill you
Stop doing this you stupid donkey
>>576490068kys
>>576490319retard
>sirius wit is agemasenwhy exactly are niggas in rooms borrowing this card over nature
yaaaay another glue run
>>576490368Diameter matters more than length for anal imo
TIL that there was a story + concert for 1st anniversary buried in the extras that I just never read because there was no special mission for it.
>>576490395
>>576490448sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>576490470newcutie...
>>576490434Hmm good to know but I'm not particularly impressive in that regard either.
Oh god I'm gonna loooooooooooop
>>576490673nonny...
>>576490476>>576490395I'm gonna remember those thighs
>>576490739It is simply joever for me. I'll have to settle for straight sex with a disgusting w*man. Fate is truly a cruel mistress
>>576490716Borrow the Hayashi GGP and use that to make your own busted loop line
>>576490568
>>576490880>namedropping yourselfembarrassing
These niggas going straight to B+ at this point. This dumbass Danchou managed to kill the club
>>576490903I am not Hayashi
>>576490926>autists>A-rank and declining lmao
>>576490926typical ryanfag behavior
>>576490890Once I step foot into the Mejiro household I would never see the light of day again. I would be locked into Ardan's bedroom, constantly breeding her and providing the family with new Mejirolings. The thought of escape would never even cross my mind, for I would be happy.
>kill clubI dont get it. How you can kill club?I just playing game, dont reading chat and ask for shoes t.top 10 earner in my club
>>576488913Do you have one for the French G1s or atleast a link or resource for these?Your post gave me an idea to I'm match the races in Gallop Racer to its IRL equivalent
>>576491043
>>576490926Why do you care, faggot?
autis/uma/bwos...ganbarre!!!
>Allen is now a top earner in /uma/ clubThe power of auto
>>576491114She's so loving, so tender.... What I wouldnt give for Ardan as my wife.
>>576491163His parents must be dogshit
>>576491059By putting the ugliest character ever released in the game as your club profile uma>>576491138It's funny
>>576490926what happened?
>>576490926It has been said time and time again. If your dancho doesn't DAHBY the bottom earners (sub 2m a day) the club won't hold A+, it's that simple. We're 10 days from the mid month cutoff so they have no excuse really
a good run and it's ggshouldn't need many borrows
>>576491294>faggots have less than 10m fans this far into the month>danchou does nothing
>>576491258>ugliest character ever releasedAnime character cant be ugly bwoUgliest anime x10 hotter than 3d
I want to try a run without Light Hello
My wife(that I love) and daughter(that I don't actually like)
>>576491071>Do you have one for the French G1sno but you could try looking up the races here https://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-racing/thoroughbred-racing/stakes-calendar?sortOrder=date OR https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_French_flat_horse_racesBoth should have the races you want with the same information as the UK list
>>576491479It's possible to highroll really hard without her but you're basically going to have to glue every run without her tokens and energy
>>576491479Nah i tried it's a bad experience
this is how my trainee reacts every time I ask if I can scout new umamusume so I can become a better Trainer for her
>>576491492shit (the adjective) post
>>576491071>>576491506 (me)And I want to ask what do you mean by "match the races in Gallop Racer to its IRL equivalent", you can change the races avaible in some way?
>>576491205
old lady still pretending to be young, which Uma and VA I just described
>>576491641rubybro...
danchou, I've been doing fan runs so why is the club rank still tanking
>>576491431>less than 10mA third of them have less than 5m kek
>>576491479It's miserable without the extra currency, energy conservation and her big fat +80 energy event
>>576491723Yayoi
>>576479536in my country it's the first day of screenings actuallyunfortunately i can't go but i hope i can next week
>>576491712this artist is so good
>>576491712There is no way to aptly describe what I feel when I see her. The love, the lust, the desire, it all culminates into a longing that is like nothing I have felt before.
>>576491834>kick a third of the club and club dies>do not kick a third of the club and club goes to B+There is no winning
>>576492056You can just start kicking 1 or 2 as a warning and see if the rest start playing
>>576480310>>576479708romania too, first screenings are today
>>576492056The winning move was kicking the leeches a few months ago before half the club was infested by leeches
>>576488385>Transcend>uggoI gladly plap her ugly fat ass and bury my face in those big fat ugly tiddies
>>576491956Not even announced here in Monkeyland (and not looking like it will...), meanwhile I saw some Peruvian dudes mocking the movie online and calling it cringe. Fucking pricks. They don't appreciate the classics! How come a bunch of alpaca fuckers get it first!?
my cute wife
>>576492198The club had its leech infestation when they were desperate after og danchou left for /uma/ club, they lost 8 or 9 members iirc. Then they panic recruited a lot of low earners just to be full, which worked in the short term, but now they're paying the price
>>576491853>>576491634>>576491582On a trainee with an early charming event, I think it could be possible if you were willing to reset until you got a really early charmingOtherwise, you just pretty much never get the snowball rolling, really
>>576491956>>576492159I get it now so that's how they do it, when it ends here in your countries will begin. Still its kinda shitty how there is barely fuckall to notice people about it, and how unorganized it is instead of just doing it like they did with burgers, but at least they do it.
>>576491778Mambwo...
>Yukino BijinNo one is rolling this shit
>>576491778Better start working on your resume, autisumambro
Please tell me Grand Masters makes getting stamina easier. I can't take this speed speed speed and more speed hope you have perfect parents
Inari RUNT
>>576492908sex with shortstacks
What if we do a super autismbo club?
>>576492868Just gotta survive 2 more stam slop CM after this
>>576493050Where is the mergeanon, he found a supporter to the cause
One option to have one of the dying club to poach all the top earners of other clubs and leave the leeches suck on husks
Just make a club and state your goal. There is no need for deep planning
It will be funny if Mambo and autis/uma/ merge, the top earners all leave and only the flatliners remain
>post miletard cropped porn>safe>post sirius cropped porn>banned for three daysjannies have favorites, huh?
Who the fuck asked for this to be changed?
>>576492330My wife
>>576493362It was me
>>576493362I asked. Do we have a problem?
>>576488435You put it on a rotating grill like they do at convenience stores.
>Mihono Bourbon SSR WITIs it must have right... but i dont have rolls probably
>no longer the bottom 5 earner YEAH DANCHUD SHOULD EXECUTE THESE NIGGAS LOL FUCK EM
>>576493315i can only hope to not get culled
what if you were an uma
>>576493362me
>>576493473
>>576493362and you're complaining because...?
>>576493519I'm literally an uma
>>576493628based fuku
>>576480240Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and skill hacks and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>576491702Tecmo doesn't have permission to use the racecourses and race names so they use different names for such. But the tracks are based from IRL, this are the Triple Crown races in game. The race name and track name changed but its absolutely Nakayama, Tokyo and other such real life equivalent tracks.
>>576493519middle one looks kinda cute
>>576493628
>>576493362The previous training made it plausible that they had another trainer helping them. This place was already filled with cuckshit to make it sound like you were handing over your uma to another trainer.This clears things up that the uma is training alone and makes the mentally ill cuck fags fuck off
>>576493696sasuga grand live
>>576476401cute stinky
grand life?more likegrand deadLMAO
Am i gonna make it?
>>576493964use THAT
>>576493739Huh, in Champion Jockey: G1 Jockey & Gallop Racer the Jap races are the same as IRL and only EU and US races are renamed
>>576493696My favorite copypasta
>>576493964surely you didn't just waste your gems...
>>576491702>>576493739what I mean to match the race to irl is because of the mismatch of racecourse and race names, the only clue I have are the race dates and racecourse on that date. Didn't even know that the current Dubai racecourse was made in 2009 and the old one (in game) was demolished in 2008uma is dragging me to play horse games and keiba...
>>576494040being her trainer must be funny
>>576493991suip tosho
Would you accept any of them in your club?
>>576493964did (you) have good LH/Tachy pulls?if yes,you can highroll again comfortably. just, don't have a melty when the game decides it's not (you)r banner this time aroundotherwise,you can cope that the scales of rng will tip more towards you this time around. make sure to save up crystals just in xase thowhat website?
>>576494109I would think so too.
Isnt wasting gems ASAP optimal thing to do? Example:>You roll Ramonu>you got two gems>you can save 400 rolls at worst scenario
>>576494037Weird then, I haven't played champion jockey series before but in Gallop Racer thats how it goes. Maybe I'll give it a try after winning the post game dream series but I've only started on breeding my own horses so it'll take awhile.
Give it to me straight: is B finals possible with Unity?
>>576494282Probably, you'll see some really poorly build GL umas (mine included)
>>576494164i got 2 LH + spark and 0 tachyon so my karma is charged positivelyi also forgot to add that ramonu has free rolls on her banner, i think its 100 or somethinghttps://pull-planner.umacarats.com/
>>576494282Im too retarded to play GL, I dont know how people are making great umas
>>576493964is this the vibecoding youngsters talk about these days
New day desu!
>>576494282The difference isn't that high but Unity umas can't compete now because they can't get more than 1300 speedMaybe B finals is a good bet but I still think it would be the same as trying to win B finals in previous CMs with a 900-1000 speed uma, it's doable but still hard
new gay
big uma agenda
Konbanwa.
>>576491667Almond Eye a shit
>>576494736flat and sexy
Time to do more auto run, this time for sure I'll get gw dd pp wit restraint on 2* stam medium
>>576494625Lalarge
>>576494227The funny thing is that both G1 Jockey and Gallop Racer are now under Koei Tecmo, same with Winning Post in which all the tracks and race names are the same as IRL (but in japanese)
My club fell below 1kIt's over
>>576494150Any of them joining could probably put us back in A+, two of them would surely do itDanchou, make an offer NOW
I'm starting to like this family thing
>>576494396this might be way better than that spreadsheet one
>>576494967Honsefunbwo...
>>576494967Autisuma bros...
Jesus I thought you guys said MANT was supposed to be the /uma/ killer, not GL.Why are we so dead?
>>576495382I'm playing the game broAlready gave up my first run after failing a 5% training with all 6 of my support cards on it
>>576495382Normies are more autistic in doing bot runs than /uma/ playersWhat went wrong...
>>576494625most umas are barely above 5 feeteven athletic ones like palmer and brian are midget tier
>>576495382MANT did kill the game. GL is just picking off the people who are left.
>>576495414Tachy cute
>Can't use "Debuffer" as the name of my debuff deck because it contains "Debu"Stupid fat, fattie fuckfaced nip pigs!
>>576260241>3LBNo fucking way... SURELY Shiraoki sama isn't generous enough to give me another LH in the remaining 2 pulls...
I have not managed to get a single SS Falco yet...
>whole club is farming no less than 10 mill fans each a day>barely in S rankwhat the actual fuck
>>576495489>>576495382GrandLive is a worse scenario than MANT>Too RNG in songs, with no comeback mechanic>Light Hello is a bitch that dont give those bonus notes and dont even adtivate dating events
>>576495382sorry, bwo. coming off of a 3-day ban, couldn't spam post my oshi
>>576495509Verxina deserves trainer kisses
>>576495647the problem is just that the game has no indication of how many small songs you have to buy or teaches you that you cant just spend to 0 everytime. theres also these random npc that join you but who knows what the fuck they do
how much extra stam do I need for Runaway?
>>576495552Spefat
>>576495749holy moly
>>576495382
>>576495748>theres also these random npc that join you but who knows what the fuck they dothey dance in the final songim not kidding, that is their role
>>5764957671200
>>576495749kiseki doesnt have allat
>>576495382/uma/ quit in disgrace after Mr. Smith in his 9 to 5 job casually started throwing up better fan numbers than the supposed "autists" of /vg/.
>>576495871but...but that's the CAP
>>576495878proof?
>>576495647MANT's problem has always been that it took too long, the gameplay isn't actually bad tbf. At least much better than Glue Live.
>>576495382We're very alive, thank you for asking
>>576495382i'm "playing" the game broanyway, what should i play while i wait for my auto to finish?
I...It'll get better when half TP and double rewards ends....right? Our comfy club ranking will return, right??
rulership is such a fuck up. I love it.
>>576495998
>>576491114now post the alt version
>>576495382Did you think those "our future is being /umajp/ 2.0" posts were a joke?
>>576496075sea of stars is really good
>>576496082>comfy club rankingA/B+
>>576495859im almost certain they boost the tokens when they land on the facility
Biwa sounds so much like kermit the frog that everytime I hear he say>EVENTU MISHHONI laugh my ass of
>>576495382No one wants to talk about the low effort xog + two debuffers they're building.
>switch to 9* stam pasa>finally back in 100 points club againoooooh yeah
>>576496082quit now, you can still join an A+ club and get gibs. Next month there will be tens of people leaving Autis/uma/ and Mambo so it will be harder to find a club
Is it my imagination or do the VAs sound different between the game and the anime?
Still? STILL?
>>576496075that fuga2(?) character looks kinda cute
>>576495518They don't fucking know we call umas fat with affection!!
>>576496474idk, probably a different voice acting director
I'm getting real tired of these style sparks
>>576496474Anime Golshi is handsome lady-killer Golshi. Gacha Golshi is retard Golshi.
>dacchis already wishing back Mantblazer
Drop 200 rolls on her, yeppers.
>>576496639rape grass
>>576496004>the gameplay isn't actually bad tbfMANT is a fucking trainwreck of game design, it's blatantly broken and playtested to the bare minimum. You think Cygames expected every dipshit playing this game to spam a dozen at awful mood to coinflip shop item refreshes and reporter mood ups?
noppers
>>576496075Deedlit in Wonder Labrynth is kinda quick to get through. I'd go for that one.
>>576496639The only thing I wish for is this white woman
>>576496494more like she got in heat
>>576495382I kept telling you guys Grand Live killed JP but I was called a doomposter by Cygames cocksuckers
>>576496639
>>576496075they made a deedlit game???? since when wtf
>>576496571>>576496494I want to cocktease (pussytease?) a mentally ill 15 year old girl.
>>576496639I will destroy Grass ass tonight
falco's kneesocks are kind of erotic...
>>576496639lot of shit you're talking with that large ass
>>576496728grass is japanese.JA.PA.NESE.have you seen her racewear? it's the only one from her generation that has an omage to the culture of glorious nipponand that demure nature of hers?PEAK yamato nadeshiko energygrass wonder is a japanese uma, through and through. even more so than that so-called "commander of japan"puhthat bitch can't even pour tea properly
>>576497107Hmmm idk I like grass wonder but I hate yamato nadeshikos so I think she's a white woman, actually.
>>576497107Shut up Grass. You're from Kentucky and you have a big un-japanese like ass
>>576497107japanophile from kentucky
is there a good parent parser?
>>576496075Rain World is good at being quick: 1 hour in and I wanted to kill myself already (the raped, the filtered)
>>576497107explain THIS then
>>576497292i can parse your parents iykwim
>>576497348SEX with Grass' fat Umerican body
>>576497107Japanese uma do have that outrageous waist to hip ratio
>>576496824the deedlit metroidvania came out in 2021
>>576494215based low iq instant gratification simpleton
>auto'd mant for fan run before reset>reset>do ace run>accidentally started on mant>-1 parent borrow
>>576497657schizo bro...
>>576497727>>576497727>>576497727
Pearl for next OP please!
i'm not using that threadsomeone make one with fat tits
>>576497743kys faggot
>>576497658>any day now I will start mant fan run with zero races scheduled and not realizei am already prepared for the pain
Someone make a non-vandalized thread
>>576497743retard
Damn, what a fag
Pride month was June you stupid retard how do you not know what part of the year we're in
>>576497743lol kys
chuds are getting uppity...
nice new thread umaboos
>>576497980>>576497980>>576497980
Make this the next OP
>>576497982
Umazing
Can you retards not make 5 threads
Shakursisters why do they hate us
>>576497996>>576498026bravo
all it takes is a little uma yuriand everyone goes INSANE!!!!!
