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waiting 1 day for finals results will never not be annoying
Tachyon LOVE
Brownhttps://jiggie.fun/RYztj0
>>577259129>>551959854
POV: your finals lobby
>>577259697I love Mejiro Ryan.
Am I going to autistically farm whites on ggp to get all the correct loopas, and then use those ggps to make gps in GL with hard stat decks to get SS to fish for the better whites?
AUTISMAMBOAUTISMAMBOAUTISMAMBO
>>577260053>autisticallyNah you just bot it
>>577260053just don't loopyou only need to put in any effort into parenting if you're a front gamer
>>577260013I'm TANKING that
>>577259895my oshi (stallion) ran what became the juvenile fillies, so that team
>>577259869Game needs to sieve through 9000 matches and find the one where (you) lose
It’s Narita Brian Bwednesday.
>>577260143you're a falko posterhow can you post her without being a frontie
>>577259981I was there but I didn't pay much attention. But anyway my impression was that we had one or maybe a few big Teio fans and at some point somehow or other somebody's image post ostensibly showing that person's feet on a scale got associated in people's minds with one of the Teio fans, maybe because the person posting said he was a Teio fan, I dunno I don't remember. And the feet were fat and the scale was reading some very large number I think? And then the running joke of Teio fans being very fat developed from there (I thought). And I remember seeing somebody say early on that the feet on the scale were actually AI-generated, but who knows. Maybe none of this was actually what happened. But it seemed like it was what happened
>>577260239more like breednesdaybreed brian
>>577260247I am a frontie thoughever...
consider mares instead of ones with ugly noggins
LOVE Ryan
>>577260239
hmmm
>>577260273it was later shown that it was a picture from some other gacha but the damage was done and the other disgusting teioposts didnt help
if i had great mood i would be destroying these xoggurs
>>577260442
>>577259697!!! UGGO THREAD !!!YOU ARE HEREBY ONLY ALLOWED TO POST UGGOS PAST THIS POST
Yanko umanko on my face
kumiyabe is a godsend to the uma community
>>577260610but you posted a fine slampig though?
ryan LOVE
She's so cute and good
>>577260638this guy is so fucking good
>>577260748"cute" wa doko desu ka?
>>577260580Bus tour guide type energyWhich is to say would plap and have her moan over the PA
>>577260610Pearlbro (singular)....what do we do?
>>577260748it’s just so true
Super Creek’s super umanko.
>>577260167Gold City?
morning
>>577260013managed to recover unedited version, enjoy
>>577260638>>577260783Big or smal he got em allMY GOAT
big chrono should have been a boy uma since the horse was constantly mistaken for a STALLION irl
>>577260891Morning bro
where are the gentildonna fans
Ryansex
>>577260585Damn Yeppers is mad
>>577261095waiting for new idonium book
>>577261102Which bad condition is this?
>>577260917really bitch
>>577261102I love her so much
>>577261095jerking off
I'm gonna loooooop
ichiban
no one here actually loops.
>>577260748>MoriokaWhat are you scheming?
>>577261154slow metabolism or chubby/fat in OG
Pandora LOVE
>>577260818There are at least three of us!
what's so gentil about the donna
>>577261290Hayashi is one of the top loopers.
>>577261310She doesn't look fat at all though
>>577261406gentil = gentileshes a very classy lady
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really love Stego.And I might do something very stupid.
more like gentilgoner bcuz she is dead lol
>>577261290i'm looping to infinity and beyond
I SAID NO ONE HERE ACTUALLY FUCKING LOOPS
>>577261239Fellow endXog
>>577261563I'm LOOPIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Looping runs are negatively correlated to penis size
>>577261457the weight has simply gone to her obscenely fat ears
fug
>>577261505Holy fuck is this scalping
>>577261520*rapes falco*
looplet move along its loopchad hours
what are you guys running next cm?i’m thinking wedding groove, el condor pasa (moda el fantasy) and dober (normal)
loop"""chads""" after realizing they've wasted 500 runs looping instead of making usable parents and now they have no time to make aces for any cm ever
>>577261920im running oguri + 2 debuffers for the next 3 CMs
>>577261505don't do it anon>>577261742you get a random card with a special KFC meal, and there's a small chance it's a "signed" versionso not really scalping I guess
>>577261920Suzuka, Yeppers, Taiki
>>577262000>and its all being sold onlinea sad day for umamusume fans
>>577261920my model wifemy irish wifemaybe my model wife's dumb friend
loopchuds having a melty when they are at 260 veterans but but but le whites are so le good THOOOO
>>577261920>and dober (normal)Insnt OG Dober dont work on next CM?
Why are Umas such fucking whores? They only want their trainer or some bullshit who are only using them for their money. They need a better nice guy like me who will take care of them but they instead go for those idiots who abuse them and make them run 30 races so they can make money.Whatever, saving myself for a virgin trad wife instead of those stanks who probably lose their hymen from racing or sleeping with recruiters to get in to Tracen Academy.
>>577259697
Loop this*FARTS*
Remember, looplets are flatliners by nature
>>577262136Umama...
>>577262000But I really want it...
what is it about loopgods that makes looplets seethe
>>577262168i have no idea dawg i play this game purely off vibes
>>577261920Based fellow Dober enjoyer.I'll be running her with Brian (late) and VBourbon
Digitan LOVE
>>577262280His bf V loves looping so it's conflicting for him.
>seething about loopingHuh, why?
>>577262363I honestly have no idea
loopers are autisticinshaumallah i will get the sparks on inspiration if umallah wills it
A trainer can both train and romance two umamusume at once. Its perfectly healthy and ethical. In fact, one could say my improved mood helps my first uma trainee, I'm more focused and energetic.She will understand.
>>577262363flatliners are silly like that
>>577262358Digitan SEX
>>577261290It's literally half the gameplay>he fell for the "fan run" danchou gaslight that doesn't progress your account without actually trying to loop something in the processLol!
Looper was fucking shit. Go talk about it on /tv/ and stay on topic you retards.
>he's looptarded
>>577262282in that case at least wait until the price has stabilizedit's the first day so shit is currently overpriced as fuckor just buy the regular version instead
uh oh looplet melty
>>577261563IM GONNAAAA LOOOOOPP
>>577262562>or just buy the regular version insteadI did. 2 of them, even. Still want the signed one.I will wait though, I guess.
>>577261920Full mare erotic with pearl, nishino and OG groove.
>>577262632>under 600 power A+ umaswhat is bro cooking
>>577262596I need lewds of this Mister! Why are there barely any?!
>>577262726Speed or stamina on my own parents. I'll usually borrow power sparks
me explaining how loopers are wrong in every sense of the word on /uma/TV and after airing everyone understands where I'm coming from and starts agreeing with me
>>577262546could’ve just called him loopy, retard
>>577262785
>>577262330Well i tell you OG dober doesnt work here, bwo
So, what made anons lose their minds about parent farming? Was it the extended chart that took into account grandparent aptitudes to increase the amount of races you could run?
LESS THAN 10 HOIRS
>>577259895easyif I'm running the tiara, I run the hanshinif I'm running the crown, I run the asahi
Trainer-san your loops within loops within loops that prove that even Samsara is cyclical doko
>>577262726To be fair if you're looping a ggp in ura to get racing spirits and get out, the blues matter a lot less. I sometimes push a race schedule that causes below in most 600 stats in that scenario just to sp max and make danchud happy.
Thoughts?
>>577262960yep this
agp?
>>577261396OLEEEEEEEEEEEOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>577262785We have porn for the soul (1000 and 1 nights with CB)
>>577263116why are her eyes like that
>>577263116not many
looping baby making with my favorite umas
Which is more prestigious mile G1 raceYasuda Kinen or Mile Championship
>>577262953it's literally just umama having a melty for some reason
>>577263116I want Tachy to sit on my face
Is light hello a scam? This is better than any light hello run I've done on Brickey.
Enough.Narita Brian.
>>577261920Cunny, Childbride futa, maybe Digitan
Umama wakes up and the thread is instantly shit
1* guts and 1* late B-B-BUT LE WHITES are so LE GOOD THOOOO i gotta le bookmark it and make it a branch or smth (your veteran list is full) AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
Pearl is very meta btw your account is bricked without her
>>577263115It’s hilarious that Japan’s marriage certificates require a witness signature so men aren’t having drunken marriages with random women and getting their income halved from the immediate divorce
>>577261396M-Masaka... that Cosmos!
>>577263303I am literally Buena Vista.
>>577263285Trillions have said this, are currently saying this, or will say this.
I will rape you.
>>577262934
looping son or borrow daughter?
uh oh melty
>>577262953Yeah, it's mostly because of the G1 affinity update. Plus autoruns obviously
>>577261920nonce squad is back
>>577263418The earrings are still ugly
>>577263276You realized this just now?
>>577263405Just for that you will only ever get kissies from Open B uggos
>>577263418this is a massive downgrade
>>577263297I'm a looper and this made me kek'd xD it's so truueee xD
>>577261958>>577262136>>577262417>>577262843>>577263297What causes someone to seethe so hard about how other people play the game?
>>5772634057 and I rape Chiyo
>>577263509sex
I got gaslightI thought loopers were adding like secret infinite white sparks to parents but GP don't carry genes and shit to the future parents
>>577263418this is just spechud
>>577263417LOL
>>577263276don't look up their stat bonuses
>>577263550We call them "terminally online"
>>577263276nice power bwo
>>577263550hrt
>>577263276You need a very strong overtake skill setup to overcome the lack of gold pto
>>577263550ALL ME BABY
7 and gentildonna loves me
>>577263550think it's just spamming/flooding for fun
>>577261520That's it, I'm rerolling just to delete F*lco from my account.
>looping
>>577263276Don't try to come up with your own retarded shit when Grand Live has been solved for years now
>>577263391you are literally a tranny, sit down
>>577263417Good one.
>>577263276retardyou bring shame upon us kitachadsdie.
>>577263550Estrogen
What causes someone to seethe so hard about how other people play the game (xog + 2 debuffers)?
>>577263750kitaposters are not mean like that......
>>577263276>stam growth>creekbwo your sparks and clicking stam a couple times
>>577263750
>>577263790Perpetual group B finalists
>>577263743why are mentally ill troons always the worst shitposters
>>577263713Here's the solution
>>577262684do you use like a proxy service to have it shipped to you?also it seems like the signed cards went as low as 5000 yen but it depends on how popular the uma isfor reference, cheapest kitasan from 2 years ago was 7700 yen but there's only a total of 6 sold on mercari
>>577263881>6 SSRs is the solutionthanks, bro.
>>577263860she's so sexy
>>577263819I thought HRT was supposed to make you less aggressive not more
let's be real you don't get anything like this without looping for a while
The lengths people are willing to go have 1500 speed (actually 1750 that is worth 1300)
>>577263881this wasn't made in GL
>it was actually a tranny
Thoughts on this sticker?
>Umama is back to ERP'ing with V
>>577264018our club uses it a lot, I like itdespite not liking creek necessarily
>my 1400 Speed uma is sure to win because your 1700 Speed uma actually only has an effective 150 Speed advantage
>>577264018im ashamed to say i am its target audience
still like 15-20 years to go for the current generation of troons to rope...
>>577263881>medium A
>>577263975good thing you only like MEN, right?
>>577263886>do you use like a proxy service to have it shipped to you?Yeah, because Mercari.jp doesn't ship internationally. Same with the Cygames store. It's very annoying.>also it seems like the signed cards went as low as 5000 yen but it depends on how popular the uma is>for reference, cheapest kitasan from 2 years ago was 7700 yen but there's only a total of 6 sold on mercariI can only hope this happens for Stego.
>>577264064they're coping being shit
>>577264018i use it after requesting sashes
>>577264050Nobody cares what uma&co does
>>577263881this loses to half built hog
u guys are so fucking mean all the time just be nice
>>577264254I care
holy hell
Is he actually on HRT
do you think mambo would be the type of uma to show her tits to her trainer??
>>577264367yeah, he also talked about fantasizing about groping kids
>>577264360wtf did you do to her
>>577264367Have you ever seen someone on hrt behave normally?
>>577263881Look at that
>>577264440>bricked makes up fantasies like this
>>577263827>10%Stop coping. That ain't pushing Brickey to 1k stam, when she struggles to even reach 800 even with Creek. Heck, Creek is actually terrible for her because she already struggles with 3 speed cards, taking away precious turns to level up stam just screws her over from getting speed. Light Hello's energy reduction doesn't do shit in the long run when you can just buy energy.
>>577264360You gotta give her hugs and kisses now.
>>577264524damn, thats a pretty nice hog
>>577264360>End S
I know umadacchis don't check their opp stats because they would see they lost to a umagga with less speed eventually
>>577264529They're real though
>>577264440That could be any 4chan poster.
>>577264696Proof?
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>577263946let me borrow that
>>577264724Ayabe won't say that
>>577264537she is ok but i prefer her mom
https://x.com/na_na317_/status/2087393512681779321God, I really cant wait until I get home from work.
>>577264529>>577264696Everyone knows she only likes old men
>>577264652Please don't insult him by comparing him to holiday oguri
>>577264775>ugly basic bitch>>577264882>she
i woke up what a terrible dayumamusume
>>577264986umanko bro...
>best card for lates >only 1lb required Kino
>>577263831>jealous
Thread was perfectly fine like 40min ago
>>577265006would be more kino if they gave us 100 free pulls on it
>>577265006Can I get away with not pulling it if I don't have nature mlb?
>>577265006hmmm i kind of like lates maybe i should roll. almost guaranteed 200 is enough. but creek cb is also similarly efficient to roll. hmmmmmmm
Sex with Maruzensky
>>577265097It would be even more kino if they gave me million bucks
>>577265097Would be actually kino if you left forever
>>577265135Well on short tracks you want both golds....
>>577265230
>>577264586But that's Kitasan, not Rickey
>>577265279Maybe I'll just not do lates on short tracks...
>>577265237milk
get in niggas its jobber hours
>>577265350Yeppers!!!
>>577265006Milegods make sure to pull 200 on this one too in GM
>>577265327But that's where lates are good...
Narita
>>577265419Unironically paces are super strong this upcoming cm too though and I have tachyon mlb
>>577265350I went like 19/20 for day 4My super mutant creek still never managed to get her winmy only hope is the final, somehow
>>577263276It's also a tt horse, so I prioritized sp and skill over stats. Stop crying like a retard about power and shit.
>>577265426Would look good without the middle uma
>>577265393But this is a pace card?
i spent 200 rolls on yeppers instead of wooby wtf
>>577265237sex bucket
>>577265587yeppers is a pace why do you care about a late card
>>577265156many are saying this
>>577265367sweaty laisu...
>>577265805im a... backliner main.........
Hello guys new player here and finished the tutorial. What banner should I spend my carats on?
>>577265876then why did you roll for a pace chaser you dumb trainer
>>577265483I made 19/20 after falling to graded group B
>>577265587You made the right choice. Yeppers is cute. Wooby is NOTHING
>>577265897Come back and ask again in 4 months
>>577265897buying an account would go a long way
i roll horsies i like and deal with styles laterI'm ok with some of them not being used for pvp
>>577265958oh I was in open leaguenot about to play hogslop, but I will run my heisei big three
>>577265897Give 5 bucks to some chinese guy for a starter account with some MLB support cards NOW
>>577265350i'd rather tank my winrate for finals
>>577265897Buy a starter account. If you dont want to do that then unironically save for 4 months
congratulation girls you won the american idol
>>577266014why not reroll new accounts to read new careers
>>577263418special ryan
>>577266138women are property and i want to own them
200 rolls on Ruby for my late deck or 200 rolls on Festival alts...7 I roll umas4 I META SLAVE FOR RUBY
>>577264018I did this before I left my dacchis...
Ogurin is so cute bros
i can just lock myself to a ruby borrow as a backdoorer main righti have both NN and CB like a TRUE backdoorer
>>577265983Why? Is there something upcoming? Is kitasan black not in the game right now?>>577265990>>577266049>>577266116I appreciate the advice but I'd rather not bother with that
>>577266292Now I dont know what to do..? I guess I roll for umas and borrow Ruby until selectors
>>577266031Good luck, I believe in your umas. My mutant Bright did much better today (obviously cause it was B) but I think putting a debuffer actually made a big difference, still aiming for a win with 3 aces though. Also there were a lot of decently built UG hogs and rickeys still in B which was surprising, I feel bad for the casuals.
>>577265897>right after tachyon banner ended yesterdayYou just missed the bus
>>577266375All the current human rights cards have already had their banners, and this game doesnt do a lot of reruns. In addition, pulling for a support card with less than 60k carats is generally a bad idea as almost all of them need 4-5 copies to be strong. The next human rights banner is Mejiro Ramomu wit in late November/early December.
>>577264759
>>577266102retard
>>577266375You'd need an industrial scale reroll operation to try and hit enough kitas to be worth keeping the account while she's not rate up
>>577266365you probably want to own her for GM so you can borrowlock ancestors but you can just ticket her at anniruby is only a must if you don't have both tachyon and your style wit
fucking annoying. do i need to do this shit every couple weeks now
>>577266375you just missed the important scenario banner with a scenario card Light Hello and one of the best speed cards for atleast 2 scenarios
>>577266747Weeks? You flatlining?
>pulling ruby>next GL CMs are mile-medium-long-sprint-mile>3/5 usable CMsWorth it right?
why are mares like this
>>577266516>In addition, pulling for a support card with less than 60k carats is generally a bad idea as almost all of them need 4-5 copies to be strongOh so basically I just need to save up my resources? Or is that impossible to do in 4 months?>The next human rights banner is Mejiro Ramomu wit in late November/early December.Is that good?>>577266595>You'd need an industrial scale reroll operation to try and hit enough kitas to be worth keeping the account while she's not rate upSo was it ever possible to get enough kitas for people who are f2p and don't buy accounts or do all people buy accounts?
>>577266982every single piece of dialogue I see from Yeppers makes me want to say fuck it and just pull her
If I were to want to borrow wuby, what cards does it potentially compete the borrow slot with in the future? I run an extremely tight schedule all the way until ramonu, so if I'm going to get a copy I'm likely going to have to cut my Smaru rerun budget down to 200 instead of 400
>>577267128Another specialized wit card like NN or CB. Assuming you already have LH
>>577265897go look for other gachas to play this one might be the one that treats new players the worst
>>577267094just ticket her next time gwo its not worth it
>>577267089When Kita banner was live people were rerolling so hard the servers were having issues
>>577267217hmmmi guess I can borrow her for now. Perhaps selector + crystal later
>>577267358
>>577267445Thats my plan too. Pulling 200 on Ruby would brick my pull plans forever
I call it now but you guys will soon realize that pulling only one style is a gaslight especially since we know exactly what will come out.Even most JP players now don't do that when they have to guess what will come out.Just get the scenario card, generalists and get bourbon and dia wit with free pulls and that's it lol. And if you buy selectors and use step uo gacha it's even easier
>>577266982For a da? What the fuck is a da? The dahby?
Check out this donkey
B-rank finals...
>>577267094Machan will surely be even stronger than her
>>577267089a high end player unironically gets 30k in rolls in a month or slightly more than a month. You can probably make 60k in 4 months yeah, but not rolling sucks because you deck will be pisspoor since rolling is also how you get the cope options like SRs, outside of event welfares. Ramonu wit is good, yesIt was possible to get kitas for f2p because there were rate ups, and people saved for her banner
>>577266982
>>577267569Nah I'd late surge.
>>577267604Yeah, Machan is non-negotiable.
>>577267561nicewe love umarolling
>>577267156donkey who gets horny when her trainer reads her stories
>>577267247Not really though? Open League autism is still a viable option.
>>577266375You started in an awkward time where most of us spend a fuckload of karats on the Agnes Tachyon/Light Hello banner, which is human rights for GL scenario. You have a few options, one is that you buy an MLB'd kitasan account, like other anons suggesrted which is the piss easy way to dodge the f2poor headache. Second is saving up karats (60k), right now there are no important banners anyway.Third is rerolling when Maruzensky/Fine Motion banner drops. Its not that hard to do, but if you don't want to go insane multibox it with an emulator like bluestacks.
>>577267758>Machan card instead of umaTardbro...
>>577267758Jordan is a placeholder at 0 pulls. I might roll for her, if my previous uma rolls go well. If not I'll ticket her later
HARO HARO INES FUJIN NANO
>>577267842Boobies...
>>577267996I fixed that after but never retook the pic. The plan was still pretty tight at exactly 400 rolls at ramonu
>>577267089You can def save 60k in the next 4 months. Just play the game very casually doing events reading stories and letting the bot do your daily run when you're not feeling it. Oh, and try and join a club for monthly gibs.
>>577267713Good for you but I'm talking about retards who go "NYOOOOO YOU CAN'T PULL A PACE UMA IF YOU ARE A LATE SURGER MAIN" when the first must have late surger card after Natie is Dia wit and maybe speed Pokke (a late/end card) kek
>>577268050*slips my hand into your casualwear underboobs
what now
>>577267713My pulls are optimized to maximize her chances of winning
dozo
>>577268359Evo skills!
>>577268298flabbers...
oyakodon
>>577268496
>>577268359Its HER
>>577268794Am I supposed to be afraid or aroused? Because I'm both
according to feng shui, speed is a myth, hogs are food, and rice and ntr are good cardsrice didn't finish but due to game theory it's mostly dominators by nowteam is 2x dominator keeneye with one run as front to deny pace upgradeace parent and ace all made yesterday in 3 careers total
>>577268794>HORSY WANTS TO FUCK
my desire for umas keeps growing, and I'm *this* close to deciding I'm paypigging the 3* uma selectors from now on. Do they work the way the SSR supoka selectors do, you can pick any uma released before the selector drops?
>>577269045They work exactly that way yeahExcept for semi-limited characters
>>577269045 it goes until about a month before the selector releases, you cant get the new new umas
>>577268897>speed is a mythyou have 200 extra speed from greens dude
>late "mains">don't have speed flash in their pull planLOL
>>577268949I let my uma run my life
>done manually training for now>reassemble current auto-training load out>hit start on manual training (no confirmation pop up on manual career thanks cyge)>-15 energy>tap quickly through menus again since load out is already there and select borrow card>flip to independent training>hit start and confirm>realize too late no scheduled races>-15 energy againAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>577269045This is the only method of paying money to this game I would reccommend. Of course I have no self control so I personally buy anni carats but this is the best use of your money
>>577266274need to sniff her post race sweat
SAY HER NAME
>>577269185no thats feng shui
>>577269045Upcoming GM selector lets you choose an uma up to and including NY Kita and Dia. I'm probably going to buy them every time because they're ok value
>>577269210I’m torn between her and pocket
>>577268897>no healDeath
i think im down to accepting that digitan is my favorite uma
>>577269210both flash cards are pretty good but come out at exactly the wrong time
>>577266798>>577266435Damn>>577267247If I'm not that competitive and just wanna play casually will it still affect me?>>577267425>>577267636Is kita like the undisputed meta? Will it ever be not meta?>>577267905Its a bit insane honestly that the option as a beginner is to either buy an account or even have to emulate to reroll easier. Maybe I'll look into buying an account but I don't know yet.>>577268247Do I get most of those karats from free stuff or grinding?
>double debufferwin rate should be ~95% with the amount of clanker umas giving free wins to everyone
>>577269210flash is a good card with a velocity goldshe's great, but ultimately very luxury
>>577269395
>>577269697THICC
>>577269318fuck the butler
>>577269487If you just do your dailies and join a clun you should get most carats available. If you join a club and make copium team trials you’ll get a bit more. You can just play casually for the story until ramonu or just come back then and reroll on her.
>>577269487Kitasan's greatest strength was being a great to at the very least good speed card for 2 years. We're approaching the latter half of her lifecycle and in 8 months we will be dropping her for the powercrept version (El Condor Pasa speed). It'll take a bit but if you are patient with your rolls and limit the dickpulls then you can genuinely start being competitive after those 8 months are over because then you'll have a strong speed card in Pasa and a strong wit card in Ramonu.Carats you get from doing dailies and grinding events. Both can be done by just doing auto runs if you arent feeling like playing.
>>577269365Flash is mid, the gold is just gold late straightaway so it's super expensive and her training stats aren't even that good.Meanwhile Pokke is pretty much a semi-generalist
>>577269370due to furniture rearrangement there will be no mystifying murmur in the final
>>577269487if you play casual then there's not much to worry about. You can just dick around in the dedicated casual pvp zone. But this game is most fun when you can make a really strong horse.Kita is nearing the end of her meta status. I think she's good for this scenario + the next one and then starts to get replaced. 1 scenario is about 4 monthsRerolling and buying an account are both unecessary, despite what anons are telling you. It will be a big help, but ultimately does not matter if you don't wanna sweat. As with most gachas, you get most of your carats for free. You can't even really grind it if you wanted. But a portion of your carat gain will be locked to ranked stuff, like club ranks, and pvp mode ranks
>>577269841My biggest concern is that pocket’s gold can’t be used on mile and sprint and the hints are similarly less generalist. Flash seems like the more flexible card, but it has slightly weaker trainings and a weaker gold (when the gold can activate).
>>577269902
at what point does one kill his self
>>577269902>>577270083This is sexual harassment
>>577270054>pokke goldisn't that bad? why are you getting velocity at the first half of late race
>>577270054The gold for Flash is a lot weaker. Current speed late race is no joke. If she werent powercrept in a single scenario though she'd be a good pull.
>>577270243It’s current speed, it’s always effective.
sexs desuwa
>>577270262I’m aware, I just don’t want to brick myself for sprints and miles.
>>577270281ah rightI forgot current speed becomes more prevalent later
>>577270408Thats what Ruby Power is for bro.
>>577270480But I can have ruby power AND an extra gold
>>577270515I will marry Ruler and continue the Groove blood line
>>577270551Truuu, but you can also not brick your pulls for a alight advantage in mile/sprints
Rickey running always looks so distressed in the CM newspaper thing it kills me
>>577270515Which umas would probably have these kinds of nightmares?
>>577269487You don't need to do any of this bullshit, and you can just enjoy the game casually, which is perfectly fine. We do not represent the average uma player, since we are a lot more competitive for the PvP mode called champions meeting. Its round 2 today right now and soon we have the finals. Even that said CM has a lower graded league where people like you can attend with lower ranked umas, so even if you are new you can still find fun in the whole preparing for CM weeks.Again: the advice you see here is optimizing the game, the best way possible to make a competitive CM uma, and setting up yourself to be competitive in the future.
>>577270156Someone raised a Biwa?And here I thought I was being cheeky with my Ardan.
>>577270868Falco but nothing changes when she wakes up
only starlightbrightest heart
>>577270804>not using that one frame where Tachyon looked like a raging 'jak
>>577271025>nothing changes when she wakes upI get to see her with her hair down all day???
>>577271252No, that would be bad for her imageThink, torena, thinkThat view is only for (You)
>>577271025Falco is currently my hero because she blocks the hog from pace promoting show some respect
Pinning Dotoposters against the wall by their arms and watching them moan instead of fighting back
kita sexooooooooooooooo can't wait for her white version to come out
>>577270868Dober
>>577271571verdad
>>577270804He's not chopped he was pretty cute.
>>577271571I assume the 3 trainers of the student council are also the most influential trainers in Tracen
Curren sucks fuck her
who the FUCK is this?
wahey
should i dickpull for tarumae when she's out
>>577261920daiwa scarlet, vodka, machan
>>577271679why is Tazuna there?
>>577272057Idk, do you want a dirt uma?
>>577271996Ask>>577272052
>>577272057hooker tarumanko the whorism ambassador
Tarumae?
>>577269362nice, that means (since I already planned to pull Blanco) I can buy Blaze Brian or Hokko Tarumae, and if I severely luckshit Kitasan I can splurge and get VFujin too, but still get my oshi picks (Brian and CB) and maybe my dick picks too (Hokko)
There's absolutely zero counterplay against this
>>577270747She knows Fengui Shui is a scam
>>577272398Okay now build her
>>577272398Now make her an End-Closer instead and ditch Descent
>>577265567More Late, it's the upgrade to Furious Feat that On Your Left got, only one year late and in a separate skill.
>>577272537why ditch descent though this is the only time I've seen it reliable
>>577272639read what styles can use descent
>>577272317that's not—
>>577272639So you can have Stroll as a back up for your uniqueUse Spe for NSM as a secondary accel (I think she would be out by the time we have this track)
>>577272317feels like the chest part should be a lot looser
>>577260239you mean ugg bitch wednesday
>>577272783>>577272639Or since you’re an End just borrow Sweep Wit
I havent umapulled in months...And never got shit from tickets
Was Rickey worth it so far?
Well?
>>577270515Ok but I would get stolen by Admire Groove if I met her after Rulership
>>577272398
>>577272398Do you want something that wins the 23% of time she blows at least one recovery, or only against a pretend ideal 100% success rate CM19 xoguri?
I don’t really understand how Summer Goldships unique interacts with cross class skills, like if you have a skill that says “go to the front in the early race (front runner)” but Goldship is an end closer activating it in the 2nd half wtf happens?
>>577272931I also havent pulled on any umas since Dia (0 spooks in 120 pulls).You should be saving your tickets though....
>>577272931Your chance in 8 hours!
>>577272398The counterplay is that I don't care about winning unless it's with an uma I like.
>>577271447I would do that
>>577272398can you even reach 1.3k stam with Creek only?
>>577273076it activates
>>577272946nyes but I'm not mutating her for turf
>>577272419I think small time idols suck and are fat with overly bouncy boobs no one will ever care about you’re tiny port town bitch hope Akebono stomps it some day
>>577273076it activates and does whatever the skill does it's not like going to the front is the actual effect, it's probably like 0.3 target speed or something
>>577273162which part
>>577272946extremely yes copacopa
>>577273185RETARD
>clanked my way into B finalsguess I should manually train my ace at least
>>577273185that's just the default value. getting gassed as an oguri is never going to happen
>>577273230How do you see skill effect (real)?
>>577272398what deck allows that kind of statline?
>>577273178bendy and the bends machine ahh
>>577273329My friend got into A finals with a clanked dober...
>>577273365gametora
>Gambling addicts will never know how this feels
>>577273329>the thread prostitute is a shitterfigures
>>577273443Buhi buhi
>>577272992What a beautiful dressI'm sure her sisters would love it
>>577273462I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>577273232guess.
>>577273629
>>577273890I want to fuck Sweepy so bad
>CM 17 18 19
>>577272370getting my heart stolen by Ai-chan...
>>577273895what the fuck is wrong with your concert button
>>577272370My future ex-wife
Narita Top Road.
>>577274141Is ugly and boring
>>577274108It is VERY excited to be here
>>577273890I'm gonna yada
I'm going to make a clanker front Rickey just to deny lucky pace to any other Xog. I think my Xog is strong enough to win even with one less Dominator. Good idea yes or no?
>>577274108He's on 10x animation speed
Once you get used to it, Grand live is actually pretty easy
>>577261920taiki, chiyono, falcounless i get nishino or something from my machan pulls
>>577261920raisu idk daisca
>>577269447
Doto MARRIAGE
>>577274261way to break the fun retard
>>577261920Falco VBourbon TeiooOoooOoo
HO HOHEEHOO
>>577274569what did she mean by this
>>577274569HO HO HO
>>577274569AAAAIIEEEEEEE
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR40Y8vAJeU
>>577274569Rounding the Final corner of Kyoto 2200 and hearing this from behind you X3
which uma has the cutest racing outfit though?
>>577274569that is a war chant
>>577271384I know it makes me a basic bitch but Goldship is growing on me send help
>>577274569
>>577274569>>577274624HOHOHAHA
easy
>>577274731KawaPri
Why do we hate Biblos already?
>>577274814d2g memes in my /uma/?
>>577274569peak
>>577274671
>>577274489way to break the client cheater
>>577274814>>577274963i havent played dota in...this longis it good again
>>577274945I don't think anyone on /uma/ actually hates any of the umas, they just like to shitpost.
>get a solid run training-wise>yet no groundwork or Mile SI think she still works? I just want her running alongside my paces since they're the ones I'm banking on moreso.
>>577274970she's so cute bros
List of umas I would pretend to be happy with but abandon as soon as a better option was available:Nice Nature
>>577275035i quite literally unapologetically hate xog
>>577274868V-VERXINA IS MY TRAINEE ALRIGHTGO AWAY
Gold Ship keeps sending me TP full notifications but it's not full and hasn't been full for days.
post something cute
>>577274963.>>577275025it's a slots machine, it's lever meant for third worlders to gamble on either hats or elo.
>>577275192golem get ye gone
>>577275072Uma instincts are strongThey can tell when a male is about to fleePrepare to be baby-trapped
>>577275025The last time I played it was in 2020!
>>577275164
>>577274731my wife, of course
>>577274945>wei don't care about irrelevant sloptubers and i want to sex this imouto
>>577275120Good Response.
listening to ms victoria to prepare for finals!
>>577274671So I'll skip all pow cards like Tamamo and Fine?
>>577274945that SEAnigger VF tainted her image before the global server could get to know her
>>577275072you can't abandon her if she leglocks you
10 more minutes until I burn through 5 borrows in under 5 minutes because LH decided to be a fag in year 1.
>>577275042A-Any experts here, though? I'll give you Suzuka's stuffy loafers if you trade me your thoughts.
>>577275412Shina may occasionally get mogged by the Donna, but not in my heart and pants
>>577274671why did he turn up the accent for this
>>577275042>I think she still works?[blocked]Nyo[/blocked]
Aura monster
>I don't need some stupid crutch like that "Festive Miracle (聖夜のミラクルラン)" crap. I just gotta pull as much acceleration as I can from On Your Left and pedal to the metal, and I'll overpower your fancy little tricks no problem.
>>577275042>>577275594It's fine though if you have trouble getting groundwork then you should be looping it
>all these energy up eventsis Light Hello an architect?
>>577269774>>577275042Idk bro looks low stam for runaway bwo and no groundwork
>>577275785What is this flat creature, certainly not a woman right
>>577275761>doesn't show the double debuffers
>>577275042no groundwork means she very likely won't work. Groundwork is progressively more impactful the shorter the race, and even on Pisces, it was quite impactful.
>>577275680Trying to steal the witgod audience by accentmaxxing
>>577275680the english leaving his body after giving up on education
>>577275801Yae
>>577275380>>577275521>literally mindbroken
>>577275953she's my owner
>>577275380her doujin with Curretesan is pretty goodI am definitely sexing this imouto
>ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-1.gif
>>577261920Taiki camp, Dober camp, YEPPERS
>>577275719>>577275792>>577275905>>577275998Thought so. Maruzensky gave me no skill hints that run and inspiration cucked me as well, so time to try again.Suzuka's career is easy anyway. I'm not really intending on making her a runaway either, just a normal front. Feel free to take them.
Single uma winrates aren't terribly important or interesting when team performance is actually what matters. Unless you're running it with 2x G-rank trash to show what she's truly capable of.
What did the trainer to for Taiki to be like this?
>>577275873have you seen her
>>577276071this is a thread for horses, not monkeys
my cow
>>577275986What the hell does reversed master-servant roleplay even mean. Inu musume is difficult to understand
>>577275042Suzuka benefits a lot from groundwork since she needs it to make a fuckhuge lead to win the race.You want Mile S if you don't want to get run down by backliners.Top Runner only procs if you're being challenged or you've been passed by someone, so it's pretty bad on a runaway. This logic also applies to See Ya Later. If you're being followed by someone long enough to activate it, chances are you won't keep the lead for longer.I would want Mile Maven on Suzuka since it boosts her incredibly fast early-race speed even more
New day desuwa
>>577276229
>>577274671>Camping Dober is the only uma who really needs itThat reminds me of that guy who used a crystal MLB guts Grass and said he won't use Ruby lol
>>577276229Trainer has been avoiding skinship because Taiki is mispreading misinformation that they'd be together forever
>>577276353Ah, makes perfect sense. Yeah I'll try again for sure. I didn't think about Mile Maven actually, that's a good point.
>>577275035i actually hate Oguri Crap
>>577276332She wants to be the master in the bedroom
It's a new day!
>>577275973A little sacrifice ain't a thing if it's for the team.
>>577276512?but you're required in your contract to be with your trainee forever after 3 years?
>>577272946I pulled her but didn't use her
goddamn it
>>577275761The finals where the canon event realizes
Rickey asked me for sex
>>577276512in her master trainer event she's "accidentally" telling everyone that you stole her virginity and got her addicted to cock
>>577276746>using a backliner in legend racesdo endkeks really
>>577276660Nothing in the trainer contracts says that. All the information we have is that a trainer must be with his trainee for 3 years. Also if you fail to win any race, by the end of junior year, you're outWith the sole exception of Haru Urara, of course.
>>577276746>losing a legend race
>>577276746>he ran a backliner for his dailies
>>577276746golshi would do this
>>577276871>he didn't see the disclaimer at the bottom rightOH NO NO NO NO NO
I... I fell in love with an uma...I don't care about ningen anymore.
>>577276746
>>577276746>yep yep! 18 horse race better run a backliner #golshigame
>>577277123
>>577276825Because of feng shui, right?
>>577262546>>577262924Wife
>>577276746FrontGODS
>>577276746My condolences
>>577277329
>>577277381Yeah. She said we needed to get hitched afterwards as well cause it'd be very auspicious for our lives.
>>577276229he keeps looking at Light Hello's breasts when they drink together.
feeder wife uma
>>577277201many are saying this
>>577277547Man, JP making a big deal out of new umas being tied to their trainer when this big ass horse bags her trainer for life in 2 eps
HELP IM CLICKING ON LIGHT HELLO BUT SHE IS NOT GIVING ME TOKENS
>>577277493TRVTHNVKE
What inherit should I give Furawa next CM aside from angling incase of lucky pace? Barcarole doesn't work that good
>>577276127W-What happened to her ear?
>>577277710bad seed try again next career
>>577277201uma musume has legit warped my brain. I was outside the other day (har har, shuttup), and a pretty girl crossed my field of vision, and my first, instinctual reaction was to internally say>you don't have horse ears and a tailthere's really no help for someone like me, I'm afraid.
>>577277710Falco grew a pair and told her to fuck off
>>577278000its overyou now need real horse pussy
>>577278000it's so over for you
>>577276871forever is forever
we have spechud at home
Oguri Cirk
>>577278000Maybe she was just hiding it like Tazuna
>>577278000>>you don't have horse ears and a tail>there's really no help for someone like me, I'm afraid.if you had the drive you would've kidnapped her and figured out how to graft those onto her yet here you are, posting about your failures.
>>577278000>mares don't exist IRLshame...
>>577278183Oguri if she Shin from Hokuto
Beef Wellingtons are just big fancy sausage rolls
>>577271867>wooooow he was so fast he was the fastest he was like a particle of liiiiiiiight holy shit he was so faaaaaaaaast>look at the footage>just slightly ahead of the other horsetruly amazing
>>577278168spechud is yeppers at home. and oguri at home. her country bumpkin gimmick is outdone by yeppers and her fatass gimmick is outdone by oguri. the gacha mascot character syndrome is real
>>577278497her agemasen gimmick is still the best though
>>577278151taiki is so precious, fuck
I saw a copa sign while jogging the other day and immediately thought of Rickey...
>>577278408he's potential horse just like suzuka (japs love those)
>>577278000I do this but I also think about how the women are fatter/weaker than my trainee...
>>577278000>and a pretty girl crossed my field of visionbro is running welfare zrr
>>577276746You’re supposed to use a front with concentrate…
>>577276746>Goldship>losing for absolutely no fucking reasonName a more iconic duo
>>577278360?You know that mares rape right.
>>577278648Even if someone (or somehorse) lives up to their potential, all the mystery and mystique is gone. But in the fantasy of what could have been, there's no limit to how good they can be."Potential" is just shit that doesn't get done. Sorry Taishin.
>>577278767what's a welfare zenno rob roy
>>577278898>posts the only mare(that isn't urara) in the entire game that hasn't raped her trainer
>>577278648does Justin Milano get that same treatment these days?
>>577278898pic not rel btw
>>577278960>>577279058>>577278898Verxina doesn't rape? What's her deal what's wrong with her
Should I stop my pulls when I get one copy of ruby or keep going until pity / 1 lb?
>>577279146You should stop pulling after 0th copy
>>577279131Oldest sister, has to set a good example
>>5772791461lbOr wait for the 2nd anni selector to get her
>>5772791461lb if you plan on pulling
>Oguri gets jealous when you cuddle a plushie of herHmmmm....... What if I were to....
>>577278183SHE STOOD UNSHAKEN, A PIG IN THE STORM A GAL OF CONVICTION, A WHALE REBORNSHE SPOKE THE TRUTH, THERE'S NO COST TOO HIGH SHE LIVED FOR CYGAMES, UMAFRAID TO STYWEEEE AAAARE XOOOOOOOOOGGY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRKWE PIGGY THE GAMEWE'LL FIGHT FOR THE CARATSWE'LL HONOR HER NAMEWE ARE XOGGY KIRK, HER WALLET OUR OWNTOGETHER XOGBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE CM BROWN.
>>577279146why are you pulling to begin with?
>>577279131Out of all the 3 sisters she's the only one who struggles to bang her trainer
>My trainer's post history was published as a book
>>577279346I think they missed a page where i accidentally posted uma porn
>>577278898mares are giga used goods. god knows how many miles of penis have traveled through them
>>577279131Verxina is the girlfailure of the trioVivlos did good in DubaiChevacchi beat Kitasan BlackVerxina had to race against the Donna
>>577279317Verxina is a dud...
>>577279298DIRT GYARU LOVE
>>577279302Because I have a healthy hoard of carats and I missed on my tachyon pulls so this will tide me over for the next year or so for mile / sprint
Mambenjamin Nethanyahu
>>577279346
Remember lads
>>577279146I'm stopping as soon as I get my first copy (or hit pity).+1sp at 1LB is great and I'll never be sad to see a second copy, but prolly not worth blowing carats on unless pity is only like <20 pulls away. And I'll upgrade it if ever the meta absolutely demands the sp.
>>577279506based
she cute
>>577279034TAKE ME BACKI WANT TO GET OFF MR. CYGAYS' WHALE RIDE
>>577279597How else is he supposed to win CMs? He invested into Fronts on this server, so he has to sabotage backliners
>>577279527if you already have NN for lates and CB for ends, there's no reason to pull for Ruby over just borrowingif you main one of those styles and don't already have NN/CB, retard
>>577279407
>>577279729>investing in fronts
>>577279570Falcobros...
>>577279250thank u teioposter ur lyrical genius is always appreciated
>>577279759I have 2 lb nature (I got 0 copies in 400 pulls on her banner) and I run nature ace anyways
Here comes the VF drones
>>577279791The early OYL buff moved up his timeline way beyond his expectations I imagineHe downplayed Neicha to try and minimize its impact but it did not work
>>577279791Fronts may lack accels but looping is helping them more than backliners
>>577279570>>577279346
>>577279980but backliners can also loop? it's not even hard now with autoplay
>>577279907We need to uma-fy this somehow
>>577279976Her half-off ear cover is like having her skirt half off
>>577279976Cute Endcloser dog
>>577279850apologies then, proceed neichabwo
>>577280025What is your end goal? An apology?
>>577279791why does Ruby hate front runners so much
>>577280025oughhhhh... surely he wouldn't grope them
>I think the heater has a leak, desuwa
>>577280156She HATES Helios
>>577280145it's admirationhe's posting it out of lovejust like Vschizo simply wanted his attention
>>577279980>RSS>Latch On>Pedal to the Metal>Risky Business>Full ThrottleHave fun getting run down
>>577280156isn't it obvious
>>577280156
>>577280230don't shay that......
Play Deltarune!
Mating press the wei
>best sprint gold skill in the game thats normally a pain in the ass to get>ultra cracked carryover + accel unique which covers the exact weakness fronts currently have (in sprints)Its kind of hard to believe that shes apparently mid in LoH, that doesnt make sense to me considering its fronts: the mode
>>577279850>I run nature ace anyways
Refrigerator-sized horse woman
>>577280120Apology accepted
>>577280480>in sprints
>>577280156Helios is a frontrunner.
>>577280452Already did bro each chapter is only a few hours Also flowery nishino > roaring cafe
>>577280452I will not play deltatroon!
>curren gaslight this>curren gaslight that>no one is ever pointing out that nature was gaslighting her trainer the entire career outside the wanting to win part?
>>577280480Powercrept by her valentine alt
>>577280480Powercreept by her own alt version
>>577280662What did Neicha do?
>>577280668Okay bro we get that in TWO THOUSAND TWENTY EIGHT (2028)Look at a calendar
>>577280628The concept of green and orange being Bono and Biko for the Nishino flowery boss fight has been living rent free in my mind
>>577280628That's good!Both are cool, I also like Opera Flowery>>577280643Nyo... It's good!
2026 is almost over...
>>577280452chapter 5 was ass
>>577280748Her best
>>577280694>>577280668You better not roll on any end closer ever until we get orferve late next year bros!
I'm almost 40 and i haven't achieved anything in life
>>577280452>play "vaguepost blueball" the gameNo.
oissu
>>577280969Same37 and all I ever really wanted was a fat wife I can rest my head on but not even fat chicks like me...
>>577280452I was playing it with the boss rush mod and spent 2 hours trying to not hit rory nite, I'm not touching that shit again for a while.>>577280880Was it though. Look deep into your heart and ask yourself that question again.
>>577269365Flash is a good current gen speed card that releases towards the end of the gen, while Pocket is a good next gen speed card that releases early in the gen. Basically.I think Flash just releases too late to really justify pulling on her personally
>>577280248>Vschizoqrd?
>>577280969Does contributing to the mega structures all over the world count as an "achievement"Like yeah, some of them fail, some of them get built and are a news all over the worldOtherwise, I guess I didn't achieve anything
>>577280969I don't remember posting this...
>JUST AUTORUN YOUR DEBUFFERS BWO>manage like 1000 wit with 4 cardhuman intelligence always wins
>>577280969I know that feel bro
>lost UF virginity>no gw/ppdd>no unrestrained>no ttlso close, yet so far
Should I drop nature and use two dominators for finals?
>>577280284I can't figure out what RSS is
>>577281138Oisu
>>577280969I'm around 35, half of that time spent on the internet.Any thing I sort of see as an achievement was made anonymously.I've had fun, I'm sure you have had fun too, maybe.
>>57728096926 and I already threw aside having to abide what even is considered as normal in today's society
>>577281301Does inherited victory cheer do anything next CM?
>>577281142This but i'm gonna hit 30 soonI just need someone to cuddle me and comfort me
>>577281403Racing spirit stamina
>>577274246If you want fast clanker. Just put falco instead.
>>577280668>og taiki, wedding curren, pearl still that high after years of powercreepwhy is pearl in particular so strong?
>>577280969you could achieve getting plat tomorrow...
Should i glue all my old 3* sparks because they barely have any good whites compared to todays' loopas?
>>577280969I am 33 and doing quite well in life in contrast to the other replies.
>>577281403Really Simple Syndication
>>577281556Dick squat, not even speed. It can't fire.
>>577281436Is this the new best uma image?
>>577281142I've had a fat (obese) woman look at me while doing the hair waving thing and I've never felt more disgusted.>>577281678yeah euthanize that 3 power Urara you made back in Ura you'll have zero reason to ever use it
>>577280920You joke but that has been my plan since the game started.Until then I enjoy my oonige.
>>577281650oguri with good golds
>>577281650Evolved skills transform her into the absolute demon god of sprints/miles no questions asked.
>>577281650I guess great evo skills and good growths?
I think the clanker is better at training Rickey than I am
>>577281882To be fair, you are kind of a retard.
>>577281882The clanker is cheating
As a pace player, which legend uma should I unlock next between Opera and Seiun? I like both so whichever has the better inherit is the one I will unlock next
>>577282223what kind of retarded question is thisget seiun
>>5772817137 and we swap lives.
>>5772817137 and you lose your house to a hurricane
>>577281142I'm also 37. But I'm blackpilled on women. I've accepted that real life women are not like fictional ones. Women like the various demure umamusume simply don't exist. I want something that doesn't exist in real life. I'd actually love to have kids, but at this point I am not interested in having a wife.
>as a pace playerAnd it's literally just using XOguri+ 2 debuffers every CM
>>577282314>>577282380 Thats not nice at all! Still I hope your lives improves regardless!
>>577282462truly the most expensive strategy on the planet
>>577282462I dont have ZOGuri, Im a Nishino Sprint/Mile enjoyer
>>57728096930I mean it's alright, at least I don't have an unwanted kid
would you kill yourself in shame if you lost to a clanker in A finals
>>5772826367 and you have an unwanted kid
>>577282636Because you haven't had sex yet
>>5772817134 and you hate Fuku forever
>>577282734I almost did already. It's inevitable, though, just a question of time.
>>577282763Stop trying to curse others!
my trainee called me a chud…
>>5772829027 and you are forever cursed
>>577282834wait, losing to a clanker or killing yourself
Is Ballroom Fuji Kiseki inherit any good?
>>577282941Shiraoki-sama protects me tho
>>577283031>0.25 velocity increaseyes
>>577282913
>>577282951Yes.
7 and everyone in this thread will have a better life4 and everyone in this thread will face a trial in life
>>577282734I already did in round 2 so I'm safe
I'm gonna live forever
>>577281557hey bby I'm available
it's over
>>577283196Don't die, dumbassDon't lose either
>>5772831094 and not any more
>>577283389same, I've been cursed with a long healthy lifebut I want to kill myself every day
W SpeedW Taabo
>>577283417when aren't you
We need more Uma crossover art
>>577283417how big is your cock?
>>577283528Do we?
>>577282223post-buff Opera ult ain't so bad but it's no tripulse inherit so it's kinda worthless.
>>577283525are you insulting me
>>577283658He's flirting with you, retard
>>577283621Nyesalso any bakers? we're running out of images
Shall I make a thread?
>>577276829>>577277075>>577277315I've used her for like 140 days now, so I kinda forgot to swap her out...She was my best long uma at the time, so I used her to unlock Opera
>>577283621holy peak crossover
>>577283785Sure, I believe in you
>>577283509personally i've accepted that I won't ever be able to live my ideal life so I might as well just enjoy what I DO have.>>577283785i trust you, anon.
>>577283737i tried to bake twice and both times someone else posted their bake 10 seconds before mine so i haven't tried out of shame since...
>>577283185Nyooooooooo
/ourguy/ dropped a new videohttps://youtu.be/-HB4shg6yqo
Bakiiiiing
>>577284005Hapapned to me twice too, but third time was the charm. Just let the thread know beforehand if you want to do it.
>>577284087>>577284087>>577284087
>>577283621Lol but personality wise Yanami is 100% Mirako
AAAAAAAAAAAThis is why I never try to bake another thread
>>577284216Same VA
buy an ad nigger
>>577283832just do one decent manual GL TT run with a front runner and you'll never lose again. Might not even need to be manual.
>>577283417post your lap
>>577281854typical cygames giving ugly unpopular charas a meta boost
