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>>577426590is this the butter thread
its 4am here in SEA its not our fault
wahey
Lets discuss why older women are better
CB what are you even doing here thus is Ruby's support card
let's be nice to each other
>>577426791swagapino sweepy poster..
>>577426590wife
>>577426791>4amTbh, it's a prime time for weirdos to shitpost. Your brain is fucked because of your sleep schedule, so chances of them being some weird schizo increase exponentially.
The world is your oyster anon
Jigg menuno rotation:https://jiggie.fun/FXOAHOrotation:https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS
>>577426854I agree
Dacchis... I did it. I finished two satisfactory loopas great-grandparents with most of the good stuff. Now I can mine the actual grandparent until I hit 3* turf.
>>577427146
>>577427146Umama isn't gonna like this...
All night long bed breaking sex with Kawakami Princess after winning the URA Finale.
>>577426840Your keiba reps?
>>577426791Why aren't you sleeping, Anon?Don't you have work tomorrow?
>>577427146>grandparents with most of the good stuff.Such as?
>>577426718>playing less makes the game betterMakes you think
>>577427146Pasa or Sei parent for Falco?
>>577426840they have the same dad
>>577427265Bold of you to assume any of us here have jobs when some of us gloat about being f2p and oink at each other for paying
>that is all for now. I just want to have fun but for some reason everyone gets hyper obsessed with me, not sure what I can doeven when I'm not here for the whole day I keep getting mentionedMaybe if you weren't insulting people randomly in the thread calling them cucks and retards and other shit nobody would schizo out on you?
>>577427429You need both anon
Is there a way to know is Light Hello unlocked recreation? I dont know if i got or not
Today... For sure...
>>577427383Tbh usually I wouldnt mind doing it but I have a massive headache today and nothing seems to be working so far so let stuff run on auto is a godsendAnyway, I'll go try sleep it off
>>577427541there'll be a little icon above recreation
>>577427146wtf are you guys looping for? ramp up, thh, corner adept?
>>577427541There'll be an icon on your recreation button. If it's not there then she hasnt shown up yet.
>>577427510I mean which one is anon making
>>577424930>>577425414>>577425825>>577426061>>577426457>>577426729>>577421346>>577422372>>577422372*cough cough*
Tachyon LOVE
>>577427541Damn>>577427624>>577427637oh right, i'm retarded
when does the deboofer meta end? I want to make multiple aces without hamstringing myself
>>577427509Ignore it, just typical tranny antics>*shits all over the floor*>erm i didn't do anything to hurt anyone why does everyone hate me>im trans btw
>>577427738As expectedMake an another collage
>>577427738Make the collage
https://youtu.be/a9F7SNQFPl0
>>577427738Jesus christ finally
>>577427738oh boy! another collage!when will this faggot learn
>>577427772NeverNot until they get bannedYou can make three acesThere is just no point, since it is more time intensive
Ryan LOVE
Gold City smile in my heart
>>577427429Sei parent, Pasa GP>>57742737315* racing stamina, 10* risky business, 10* groundwork, some sparks here and there of ignited wit, pp, dd, playtime's over but I don't care, that's for another time
>>577427772contrary to what jewslopers say debuff is only meta on 4-recovery xoguri tracks
>>577427772debuffers are only meta if there is one uma that is consistent and miles above the rest. Otherwise 3 ace will always be the better strat. It's "meta" because it's the laziest option and people are lazy.
>>577427738I mean is anyone really surprised
>>577427261>30 minutes of naming sires ordered by number of progeny>Name every triple crown race winner in chronological order, then in reverse>15 sets of identifying G1 winners by the sound of their hoofs>list Take races 'till failure or loss of vocal chords
>>577428017many are saying this
>>577427982I don't care about it being time intensive, I LIKE playing the game and building aces. I just don't like it being objectively worse than ace + 2 debuffers for two CMs in a row
>>577427185Remember to put this one in the collage too
>>577427738>Proof your shitposts before submit Hayashi. You are literally doing what you are accusing me of doing. I guess your tiny SEAtard brain cannot process the incongruence of this.Brown ESL sentence
>>577426590orenji!
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>577428017>>577428198this bitch mad ugly
>>577428521I prefer Nate Higger, the room hosterHaven't seen him in a while though
>>577428552dont say that...
I WILL make Ryan a woman
>>577427636Uma Stan. Everyone needs it but no one has it on a card that's good.
>>577427738WOOOOOOOW WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
>>577428552Ryan is peak tomboy
>>577428859
>>577428859nobody bounces like this
>>577427738based jannies. i kneel.
>>577427738There is literally nothing wrong about what he said, is this another raid happening?
>>577428859Nipples don't bounce like that
>>577428552Your soul is ugly
>>577429082ban evaded already I see
>>577422768>>are the rewards worth the amount of effort?nyo>>should i even attempt winning pvp or will it just drain my enjoyment of the game?the later, just don't be an autistic retard from the third world and you'll be fine>>am i expected to have my aces with all stars, skill hints and potentials unlocked?3 star is human rights, skill hints are whatever, some potentials make your horse>>how am i supposed to ever reach the recommended statlines? very carefully>>even when using meta cards mlb every stat is -200 than the recommended statline, is the blame on my parents choices?probably>>how do i actually choose skills?very carefully you open a third party website and take a look at what works
>Finally speed cap fine mo>Only got it because senior year second half was basically 2-3 friendship speed training nonstop with energy lesson chains.Holy hell the 0% speed bonus Uma is fucking unplayable.
I DON'T WANT TO LOSEKACHITAI
>>577427738Jannies literally get taken out back and shot when they ban posters for anything that isn't offensive to advertisers. Let's take a moment of silence for the janny we just lost.
>>577429354>literally lying
>>577429306>the later hello thirdie
>>577429342GANBARE, FARUKOUnless you are in my lobby, then BECOME POULTRY FOR MY XOGURI, FARUKO
>No Mile SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>577429342I want to fuck falco wearing her casual outfit and a randoseru
>>577429432It's true, I was there. I had to stop his family from trying to pick his pockets.
Can I sacrifice a flatliner to improve my odds of wining?
>>577429309just high roll gwo
so what did we learn?
>>577429810Umama and V
>>577429797Front runners suck and i dont know how to win last spurt with them
>>577429810>she's making a mess with that icecream, it's all over the floor and her clothes. I wonder if my training regime is too harsh... I should tell her to take a few weeks to rest while I lock myself away to reconsider my training strategies
holy FUCK you NIGGERS need to get your FUCKING WIT UPYOUR TRAINEES SHOULD NOT BE THAT DUMB, 1000 IS THE BARE MINIMUM FOR IT TO NOT BE ULTRA COPE
>>577429462>become poultryimagine plapping falco and repeating this in hentai text instead of GET PREGNANT
>>577429309And she is somewhat bricked because no gold skill chains fucking finished.I guess I will back to her later after other aces are done. This one is worst since GL started.
>>577429797Hog is stronk, Ricky is bricky
>>577429797I learned auto is the best thing to ever happen and I should settle with subpar parents because I'll never have good ones like the ones posted here
>>577430020i'm new and i dont have good wit cards bwoooI will become wit god with ramonuGood night bwos
>>577430080LAY AN EGGLAY AN EGGLAY AN EGG
>>577430020My 700 wit solo ace is going to win A finals
>>577427738
>>577427185>>577430228Need this one and it's perfect
Falco cloaca...
>>577430293Deleted timestamp was a little off but added
>>577430020Just keep winning the 20% checks lol
>>577430504why did all these posts get deleted? aggressive samefagging?
>>577430669yeppers
>>577430669NyesNot the first time either this "anon" has had this happen to him either
>>577430487
>>577430669Same schizo here. Ignore the sad loser neet schizo
me attempting to start a mile ace run only to hover to the auto button again
YESYESYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>577429354rip in peace jannie, you will not be forgotten
Thinking of using a crystal on Nakayama Festa, since I have the card 3lb and it's one of my better wit cards (wit Nattie is okay but doesn't give me any useful skills as I don't play lates)Not sure though since it's a card I'll only be using for the next 3 cms, but of a waste maybe.
>>577431012you seems to be really happy as someone that is about to get raped
1 hour until finals, post your READY face
>>577431012Don't do it anon.... you're going to wake up the next morning with a signed marriage contract and no memories of the previous night
>>577431012death by umapyoi
>>577431129You are correct, it's not worth it.
>>577431164
>>577431164don't car
>>577428859I understand Creek fans now.
>>577431012>t. was never seen again after leaving for Epsatono Island Resort
>>577431163can't rape the willing
LightBirb has a nice late legacy
I love my orange wife.
>>577431805This specific gif evokes the image of fat loud women at the airport spouting "memes"
>>577431921who?
>>577431163>>577431191>>577431209>>577431574If she knows what's good for me she'll keep me alive
>>577431582mare love!!
52 MINUTES UNTIL YOU LOSE!
Is the SR Speed Pasa decent enough for a budget build for Pace Chasers cause of the Speed and Power bonus?
>>577432030>mareDo you really Believe that?
Describe your oshi's search history
>>577432129It's decent yeah. Solid SR
>>577431987a somebody. Friends with the uma whore, iirc
>>577432197Ban evaded already?
>>577431164UWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH MAYANO TOP GUN PLEASE WIN IT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>577431950this is me but in B Finals
I want to have sex
>>577432208My umawife does a lot of online shopping
>>577432203Not really. Mostly because this thing REALLY emphasizes the 'boy' part of boyumas.
>>577432519what does tachyon get...
I'm going to take a nap
>>577431164i made it to finals without debuffers or xoguri/brickeyim at peace
>>577431950maroon 5 goes harder than this
>>577432635
>>577432635Sleep well
Great game oh wow its like we never left Dirt at all
>>577431164I hope I lose, and it's not me being>teehee, I secretly hope to winI genuinely hope to lose, because I've put shitty Xog that I've stamped out in like 2 runs and put 2 really stinky debuffers beside her, who barely took any effort as well.I'm still deep in parent mines, so I needed something quick and lazy. And that kind of malarkey shouldn't be rewarded. Getting into A finals was already enough.
>>577432627Sketchy chemicalsShe is banned from Simga Umaldrich
>>577430669none of this is samefagging you absolute retard
GET ZEROMAN NAKA MEZASEGO TO TOPICHIBAN TE GATTSURI KACHI TOCCHAU!RENSEN RENSHOU NOTOPPU U M A D O R UUUUUU
>>577430020900 is a solid settle for this scenario.Makes hitting the other stat lines more consistent and comfortable
>CM finals into a weekend (Keiba watch time)This is the perfect setup for comfy keiba
Winning CreekSeeking the ShipGold WeekFine NatureNice Flower King PrincessRice CafeSymboli Symboli
>>577432607I am sure she is as trustworthy as a Stallion then
>>577432786>Seiun sky that highbut remember guys, she's only good as a parent hohohoho
>>577433268The people running Seiun Sky as an ace are probably running her with other weaker fronts so she gets her 0.4 accel off.Most Seiuns lose to a competently built front
>>577433268Good parents are still being loopedFronts with looped parents will rape Sei trust
This mare rapes you when you are unconscious, goes to America for ??? time and then comes back with (you)r daughter and wants to train her with (you)
>>577428028This is Ann Takamaki
>>577433531But he said he didn't have a dicksword...
>>577433686are you sure that kid is mine
>>577433531So he lied about not having discord huh
>>577433686goddamn look at how flat she is
>>577433531Now check if he interacted with Umama
>>577432681Maroon 5 was good before they stuck a stick up their ass and stopped being an actual band
>>577433894Yes
>he's still going>they're still engagingYeah this thread is doomed
>>577433686that's a boy bro
>>577433531V is going to freak again
>>577433531>black discord theme
>>577432786No, you're not seeing the fact that us Doberheads actually get to use Dober this CMDirt CM fucking sucked
>>577434083V won
>>577434289Couldve used Dober during the sprint cm bro
>>577434289Wait for patch day
>>577434168>bringing in fans>NEETBasically, he's accusing an high earner from his club.
30 minutes before I laugh at xogkeks losing to the xog
>>577433686shoutout to biritore for deciding to go to the US to meet her grandfather without even being believe's official trainer. amazing level of dedication just for that bokumanko
Rickey will win!
uhhhh?
>30% room winrateMaybe I'll win, maybe I won't
>>577433531
>>577432786>ogurigoku when dobeerus enters the room
does this count as rape?
>>577434952Can you blame her? She's a maiden in love
16 minutes until the truth.
I want to win I want to win I want to win I want to win win win trainer trainer trainer trainer I’m r…a…c…i…n…g….
>the game FORCES ME TO PLAY the gameLET ME AUTO THE FREE TEST
>>577435550
Post your waiting face
>>577435825>LET ME AUTO THE FREE TESTyou can though, in fact im doing fan runs on it and im still getting 30k points per run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARIrDYn9aIs
>>577435913when I blindly set up another run right now it fucked me and threw me into a manual runnow im ANGRY cuz i have to play the game
>>577435882On one hand, I want that plat. On the other, I really don’t wanna drop 200 buckaroos for Mayano top gun porn
>>577435882KYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LUCKKKKYYYY POWAAAAAAHHHHHHH COME TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
Can i make the stakes lobbyI don't Wanna fight for a spot
*coughs blood*My mile S... My pro curve... End mile xogger gets like 0 skills to buy...
9 minutes....
>>577436256Your loopas?
>>577436169Steaks?
>>577436256Looplet
>>577436310hot
sex
Umama status?
SHOW ME YOUR GAME FACE FOR SLAYING HOGS
>>577436256you're supposed to get literally all your hints from your parentsshould've put in the effort
>>577436316>>577436365I'm looping corner recovery and after school stroll and uma stan and also need to incorporate a 3* end
I guess I'll take itI guess...
post nice nature 5 RIGHT NOW
>>577436504Then borrow skills
Time to preemptively put on the virgo bronze title so that the other two guys get their hopes up
wtf are you guys looping for mile? there are no mile skills>muh furious feet
>>577436751That's devilish but also tempting fate
>>577436751You mean silver right? Unless you're in Group B.
>>577436661>4 end>2 mile>also needs corner recovery and after school strollthere ain't shit out there man
warming up obs for my girls
>>577426590Fuku is actually kind of hot when I think about it
post your triple late start face
>>577436809EXPOSED
>getting hyped to get raped by HogReally?
>>577436875With V?
>>577436875>oguri warming up her IBSplease anon the deboofers are enough i dont need "dust cloud" on top of it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NqM4YRSaBM
>>577436794>>577436809counts bothI don't know, man, whichever means I lost
>>577436813The answer is obvious but you are avoiding it
I already know I’m going to lose because I struggled for 3/5 but I wanna win ;_;
My only regret is that Taiki doesn't have S distance. Otherwise I'm pretty much done with the next CM
only 5 jigs left in the gigajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS>https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZShttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS>https://jiggie.fun/QYUoZShttps://jiggie.fun/QYUoZS
>>577437083get that mile s taiki bwoski
>>577436974I wouldn't mind getting fucked by the hog
IT'S TIME
did you win
>>577436974Xog should rape me and steal my semen, yes.
>>577436751>>577436809>>577437038Great idea. Just barely made it in time.
>>577437083>1400looks like you're not done yet
>hog double dom x2I was expecting better. Shouldn't have done that.
>expected third place>got secondI won
>1660 speed xogyeah I'm think it's over
2nd is okay.
>OguriwinslolNice game, umatards.
What a beautiful sight!!
>Double Dom Uf2 Xog teamOh no
bets on how much i got raped by HOGURI fat fuck bitch...
>second Sounds about right
I FUCKING LOST TO SHIT FALCON OF ALL THINGS ARE YOU SERIOUS FUCK DIRT CM SHE'S ONLY FUCKING GOOD ON DIRT FUCKING SHITTY UMADOL
>>577437316She's just a half-assed end debuffer. I do need to replace her with end rudolf with proper debuffs though
V CM status?Umama CM status?
its over
lost to rickey by a nose...
GL all my friends!!
>>577437410>honest team>4 niggersYou're the winner in that lobby. Regardless of what the title says
Didnt even proc pulse.Oguri>Xoguri
3rd place here i come
THE ASHEN BEAST
>they still haVen't fixed the Ms Victoria bugREEEEEEEEEEE
>3rd placehow do i cope?
The moment of truth. HOEHHHHHHHHHHH
Random jobber uma stole 6th place so no pump...
>3rd place>didn't even get pearl with the spoilsThis day is the worst
>>577437629>EstrogenLordUmama changed his name?
Absolutely peak! 30% room winrate Fatguri brought it home.Victory concert time
My opponents? two 75% winrate xoggers, what else?
Damn.
Hog victory (and Falco)
>>577437428Expected. Actually would have won if I used dom debuffers too
>Won open league A group with AUTOMATED fan farm umaslmao okay
Post your current emotion
yeppers missed everything...
I struggled hard this cm why is the number that high
>>577437629TELL ME YOU WON HOEH ENJOYER
2ND PLACE YEAHHHHHH
>>577437707>didn't even get pearl with the spoilsShe gets a rerun next month don't worry zwo
>>577437903
>5th all race>deboofers at 3/4>bumped into 4th just before late race>finish 4/5/6dirt C was the biggest gaslight of this CM, actual sabotage
XOguris = Defeated
>>577437994Those funds are going for Helios
>18kWhat the hell? I'd never seen it that high.
A Finals 2nd place, but I lost to a Spechud oshi gamer (peek his title). His Spechud took first place. He deserves it.
It's so over
>>577437903Won plat with a xog made in 3 tries
>>577437563 (me)yup. managed 63% wr without xoguri or debuffers but it was for nothing. good riddance worst cm in uma history
>>577437629>>577437980Don't cry... don't cry... don't...
>60% WR>still got a 14k WR% lobby>xogged.comnyooooooo my xogurin lost.......
WHATEVERITS MILEKINO TIME!!!
>>577438038I think its cause of the new scenario. I thought 17.2k was high but I was wrong - Uma strengths are way higher
>>577438146LET'S GO RICKEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! WOOOHOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S MY CLUBBIE
If it cheers anyone up, my 78% WR Oguri double debuffer lost to a 66% WR Rickey.
>>577437903Expected B finals, was able to get second in A finals. Better than expected but still a little sad. Oh well, time to prepare for commander night
POST ROOM MATCH LOBBIES COMING UP SOONBUT SHOULD WE ALLOW DEBOOFERS?https://poal.me/wzggidhttps://poal.me/wzggidhttps://poal.me/wzggid
Don't worry guys I killed two of those xog + double debuffer abusers in my finals
If I brought a dominator I won... fuck me.
nightmare fuel for frontrunner sissies like myself
>>577435114every time I look at I want to dry hump her leg like a small chihuahua
>>577438215>>577438146Kill yourselves discordfags
>>577438124bigger....?
FUCK YEAH. FUCK YOU OGURI DESUWA
>>577438124
3?huh
>dominator carryoverHoly shit that was nasty. Fat Wonder is truly evil
Genuinely better than expected, i had 0 expectations and just skipped after i saw 2 xogs and a bunch of red things to her side
>>577431164https://youtu.be/Yu_xocSG8IIKACHITAI!!! KACHITAI!!! KACHITAI!!! MAKENAI!
>>577438135nyo...
>>577438305yeah, 3, newcutie
>>577438215>>577427738>proof he's a shitposter>you still praise himIf this isn't proof you both are coordinating shit here I don't know what else isYou're just as bad as him
>>577438043Souless
>>577438249>crucified Brickey decorationsthis is really funny shot.
>>577438236this might be the funniest picture ive ever seen
>>577438135>asswonder and rudolf visible in the backgroundYOU WON AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED
>>577438424I don't get why anyone would praise V
> Matched into a Hogless lobby of people with uncapped speedBlessed
I can't believe /uma/ is a bunch of useless jobbers.
only the first ms victoria matters
>>577438124sauce me up
>>577438305She is 3 tickets tall
Virgo is the first CM that I've missed both plats on
>>577438305I don't see it. Do I have to relog?
>>577438507Ask Umama, he's the one who is fiends with V on discord
>>577438305That's how it always works
>>577438532>15kstill pretty low
She won
>>577438320beautiful race
She then proceeded to proc 2 more skills and then her ult.
I always get put into 5 digit lobbies nowadays
>Miraculously got a room without XOguri>Wife from Kentucky winsHoly shit.Ignore Rickey, I couldn't make Grass Wonder in time.
>>577438579Yeah, I had to relog
HERE WE ARE AGAINPOST CM LOBBYONE UMA FROM YOUR FINALS TEAM WHETHER YOU WON OR LOSTNO DEBOOFERS ALLOWEDYOU WILL BE DOXXED IF YOU ENTER ONE177488671774886717748867
>>577437903FUCK YOU XOGGERS
>>577438697Congrats LJ
>>577437903I won...With a pace promoted HOG, my yeppers came 3rd
im not even gonna bother recording the replayi got fucking raped
>>577438320Does Dominator carry over? I thought you gain back the speed instantly?
>speed over 1300>power and wit over 1000>3 recoveries for doberAyup, I'm done with mile aces
falco dude got it at least
It's xover...
>>577438038>>577438214A lot more people entered this time it seems, especially with the auto umas
>>577438153imagine the smell...
>>577438714Kill yourself V
It is done
>>577438697CONGRATS LJ
>Rickey gets all 6 passives>activates her ult ages before the final spurtGod you fucking dumb bitch
>84% wr>9k placementWtf did I get in a jobber lobby? Thanks for the plat I guess
Alright that's enough xogdirt cm, start the next cm gaslights.
>>577438320A few weeks ago I determined with some people in the duck pond that carryunder isn't actually a thing. After a debuff ends you snap back up to the speed you would have been at instantly, no acceleration. hakuraku is showing average values for that moment, if you look around the time the dominator buff wears off you'll see their acceleration value exceed what it should normally be. Like I've seen xoguris jump from .64m/s^2 to .99m/s^2 without activating any skills during the time dominator ends.
MMYYYY VICTORYYYYY-copa
Yeah I went XOguri and double debuffersNo I will not apologize I have jack shit for Dirt umas.
TOTAL XOGGER DEATH
>>577438825>he doesn't know
>>577438369>>577438471both had 2x dominators... at least the 85% xog lost to the 70% one, take that
https://youtu.be/79t_gmfue54?si=JJp6ol_r9Z4Bwi7PCopano + Oguri, colorized. >nobody bothered to NSM the medium
>>577438667BASED FALCO CHAD
EAT SHIT DEBUFF NATURE USERSYou don't deserve her, always in 9th place...I hope you have to spark your horses forever!
I made a huge mistake
Hopefully the next CM will be better.
>>577437903>Independent train my debuffers>only 4 attempts of manual x.oguri>68% win ratio + winner final
holy melty
I LOST!NEXT CM IS MINE THOUGH!
>>577437903Won plat with medium A late xog
CALVINLOKIMAMBOCCHIANONCHAMAFUCK YOU
>>577437557Oh anon...
>>577438978Oshi gaming room
I HATE LOSING
>>577438865>Rickey on my dickey win>doubledomkeks obliterated>virgo star titletoday was a good day
Where is my BNW nigga.
I still don't have a single star platinum kek
MY FUARKING PRINCESS
>>577437903I am glad to be done with Dirtshits, but not so happy that next cup is Mileshits.
>>577438948
>>577438714>yeppers winThere's still some good in the world...
>>577438841same outcome hereonly two of four competing aces were medium SBut i was wondering if i was clubbing seals in qualifiers anyway because i hardly saw medium S even in round 2 let alone shitstomper XOgs instead of half-built ones
Absolute kino
If you tanked a xogger, that means you've spared another player from them
YEPPERS?!
>12 days
>>577438714HOLY YEPPERShttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=YZs8qVW1X-QlMddgvi-Hp7MRNEXT ROOMPLEASE WAIT 3 MINUTES FROM THIS POST TO JOIN IF YOU WERE IN THE LAST ONE922445729224457292244572
>matched against an umaDASH memberapologies fellow anon but i had to go all out this one time.
>>577439049based
>>577439215this would be true if ghosts weren't a thing in finals. In the past people lost to GHOSTS of all things, meaning an entire lobby didn't have a winner
>>577439250>people hate dirt slopMile CM are worse
Do meta slaves who pick the most disgustingly busted OP character in the game despite not even giving a shit about her actually celebrate when they win? Like holy shit dude, congratulations, you opened the current tier list, scrolled to SSS+, copied the exact same build as everyone else, and let the game play itself. I’m sure this was a deeply earned and personally meaningful victory.Congrats man xDDD
>>577439172based princess enjoyer
the hog fears the country bumpkin
I'm never getting my 10th plat it's over. I should stop playing
>>577439212
>>577439337Oguri Cap is my oshi thougheverbeit
>>577438626I still have no clue how it's calculated. WR was almost 90%, so maybe some average of uma ranking? Which would mean taking debuffers is not only the best strategy for the CM, but also for the finals because their scores are ass.
Only 5 more CMs until I unbrick myselfLosing does not matter
>>577439212>>577439397HISHIAMA SEXOOOOO
>>577439260>he skipped yeppers the hog slayer
>>577439337>Congrats man xDDDThanks :^).I won't use Xog next CM though
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
>>577439317It's like being told Santa isn't real
>>577439337>people like winningmore news at 9
>>5774379035 runs of xoguri and 3 runs of rickeygot plathappy but not happy
I'm so fucking happy bros
>2nd placeFuck this game.
Alright. Fun's over. Get back to farming fans
>>577439337I had that same thought. I'm sure there are people that genuinely like Oguri, but doesn't it get boring after a while?
>my double front + Hog beat a double debuffer + hog>but my own Hog cucked my Falco out of Ms. VictoriaWhoops
what's after Champions Meeting?
>>577439514It was a mickey mouse CM anyway
SO CLOSE... SO CLOSE!!! AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>577439490>that statlineMalnourished pig
>>577439550the next Champion's meetin
>>577439550Champions Leaving...
>>577439404Let me guess, Oguri (End) instead of Oguri (Mid)?
It's my first time ever placing 2nd in A group, and I very much understand this soundpost now >>577431950
yosh! ikuyooooooooooooooo
>>577439337gg ez
>>577439643You won all your other CMs?
>>577439490>UG>with those cardsCan read a guide yet can't play the game. That or eternal lucklet Imagine putting thousands of bucks into this game and this is the best you can do
>>577439337My oshi? It's Hoguri.
>goldship forgot to proc From the Brinkfuck me Hishi amazon got second
>>577439490>kita and teio witwhat was bro cooking
fuck you all
>>577439260>my wife whiffs anglinghttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Gno53Z4b4xRLUzDcYI3luKNL
The feeling of victory does increase
>>577439337Now type that without crying
>>577438894holy based
>Top 10Better than usual
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>577439718double the hintsdouble the discounts
>brickey fucking dies>shes so far ahead that she still winsthank god the game matched me against shitters
>>577439337Yes.> You only win for real if you gimp yourself !Are you retarded? Do you apply this philosophy to all facets of your life? "well you can't celebrate you got a good job because you went to a good university". Fucking sour grapes guilt ridden leftist jewish bullshit I swear to god.
Why are power cards supposedly bad? Aren't they better than stamina for sprint and mile? I don't think I've ever hit power cap when I ran only Spd and Wit + scenario/pal card.
>>577439337The soulless sheeple did not like this post
>>577439690No, I'm your resident jobber that always places A 3rd or worseI got lucky twice but we don't talk about that as resident jobbers
>>5774396433rd feels waaaaay worse.2nd is a half hour mood ruiner.3rd is a daylong mood ruiner.
>>577439260GOOD OLE OGURI CAP, NOTHING BEATS HERhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_N-yrmfehvti8iC6KJWaSN7KNEXT ROOM2317078123170781NO DEBOOFERSYOU WILL BE DOXXED IF YOU SUBMIT ONEPLEASE WAIT 3 MINUTES FROM THIS POST TO JOIN IF YOU WERE IN THE LAST ONE
>send clanker squad to Open>winsoh, the days where they said it was full of minmaxers...
>>577439803Because you get all your power from sparks + speed training
>>577439650NOOOOOOO
Dedicated oshi trainers are my fucking heroes, getting umas from Dirt F to A and then winning CM is fucking amazing.It's nice to see those fellas winning.
>>577439650I actually won!!
Now thinking back the partner Xogs I had always won over my umas in rooms so being second is not that surprising. Didn't expect 4 debuffers either so... maybe I should be happy I wasn't 3rd.
I lost I didnt believe hard enough
>>577439803You get more power out of clicking a speed rainbow
>Hoguri>Grass Wonder>Rudolf>Hoguri>Grass Wonder>Nice Nature CheerVery soulful game, fantastic CM, thank you CyGames.
>>577439884truth nuke
>>577439798>>> You only win for real if you gimp yourself !It's about using your beloved oshi but you wouldn't get it since you have no sovl
Where are the sloptuber finals?
>>577439803they're bad because you don't want to click them too much in scenarios that you have to click to level up facilities, taking away levels for other facilities while giving meager stat gains in the meantime. It's a double whammy
>literally lost to an autorun umait was the most retarded shit i've ever seen.
>>577439803They dont increase power enough or have good enough skills usually to actually warrant slotting them in. Especially this scenario where you click speed so often to reach the 1.6k cap that it's basically impossible to end up with under 1k power
Hogs defeated in A finals!
>xmas ogurin is my most played CM uma (with Teio)>not a single CM win with herMaybe next time my fatty...
feng shui KILLS soulless hogs
>>577439889Nice congrats
>>577439987the AI replacement has begun.
>>577439803There's this ongoing nonsense in this game that cards that are only good when you highroll are bad cards.
>>577439987MAYA????
>>577439854Holy shit, I actually won one of these?
>>577438440Danchou... I'm not playing today
How to fix CMs:Ban the top 3 most used umas that qualified for A finals with the highest overall WRs from B finals. Ban debuffers from B finals as well.Let the sweats have their A finals pigsty while us working class proles can enjoy B finals with our honest non-piggy umas.
>>577439534No, I'm running her in every* CM*longs pending until Kris S card comes out
>>577439889
>>577439997holy shit
>>577439854>No Light HelloIs this the strat?
Why is Ms. Victoria still bugged on mobile?
>>577440004Kino feng shui
>13 plats, 2 golds, 1 silverHow are you guys doin?
>>577439987ikuyoooooooooooooo!!
>>577439337
>>577439997Holy shit LMAO
>>577439987RAPED
>>57743985410/16231707812317078123170781
>>5774401361 plat erm we dont talk about the rest
>>577439997the xog kneels for the mayacunny
>>577440115Imagine being sorted against something like this.
>>577439967The only uma I like is puppet autist and she's not even released. Most of the dialogue in the game is a slog.
>>577439997Wow maya woke up
nyup it's kino
>>577439997OMEGA BASED
>>577440115>MLB Falcoyeah, for wallet warriors maybe
>>577440225>Most of the dialogue in the game is a slog.
>>577439987>lost finals to a ClankerWE HAVE A FIRST GUYS
HER FUCKING GAME. COPE, SEETHE AND DIAL8
>>57744013611 platsMy main regret is that I failed both Leos.
Virgo Cup 2 status?https://poal.me/bhsv6rhttps://poal.me/bhsv6rhttps://poal.me/bhsv6rWhelp I've won B Finals in the cheesiest way possible, getting a Golden Victoria is way better than trying hard in A only to get Xogged.
>2 CMS>2 Oshi Picks>2 Ms. VictoriasFuck yeah, loving the Grand Live era
>>577440206>filled again
>he won with a OguriPeak SEA.
>>577440115you just know he owns tachyon too but he picked it as borrow because it's the quickest one on the list
Quit for 3 months, came back to WIN.
>>577440416Don't respond to honest winners V, you do not count
>>577440306sovl...
>>577440115It's a whale thing and for people that are chasing high scores. You lose the stability from LH for a stronger deck
>>577439987HER history.HER victory.
>>57744013610 plats, 7 golds
>>577439987I was kinda joking when I said someone here would lose to a clanker but to actually see it happen...
MARUZEN SUKI
>>577439987MAYA!?
>>577439994>or have good enough skills usually to actually warrant slotting them inI constantly slot in LB1 Falco for guaranteed Groundwork. It hurts.>>577439879I don't have all needed parent combinations with just power sparks. I had to sacrifice a lot to get Maru to dirt A/S.>>577439981Eh, I get it. I noticed I hit 1400-1600 Spd only if I get Spd training to 5 extremely fast.
A trainer in my open league match raised his Suzuka from G to A and she won the lobby. This shit is like the wild west down here
>>577440430gold slutty wide open mouth spread legs
A Finale 2nd place with 3 independent training Umas. Pretty good.
>>577440225Have you considered reading Falco's story? Falco has what it takes to be your oshi, kamioshi even.Cafe, Ayabe and Natie have great stories in my opinion
>>577440454Based Yeppers chad
>>577439987yosh! ikuy-ACK!!
let's fucking go, beat 2 hogs in the final
>>577440454YEPPERS
>>577439987This is funnier than the time my clubmate lost to Urara in a turf mile
>>577440520good job, bro*coughs blood*
Feng Shui is fake and gayAll hail great Shiraoki for rushing this 985 stam rickey and letting her die at the endI never thought I would won a CM thanks to Frenzied front runners + trick
>>577440479Are you schizoposting again, or was that template made by V?
>>5774401368 plats. I don't think I participated in a single MANT CM aside from the very first one
>>577439854RICKEY LUCKY DAI SHOURIhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=eQdlNcYgl-J0sR87-8_IkmnVNEXT ROOM457535524575355245753552NO DEBOOFERSYOU WILL BE DOXXED IF YOU SUBMIT ONEPLEASE WAIT 3 MINUTES FROM THIS POST TO JOIN IF YOU WERE IN THE LAST ONE
Wee
Multiple XOgs in one concert shouldn't be allowed
>>577440454I'm thinking BASED, yeppers
>>577440454based and deservedyeppers
Did you winned?
>>577439987YOOOOOOOOSHIKUUUUUUUUYOOOOOOOO*loses to a boy*
Honestly, triple Oppression was probably one of the best decisions I had in terms of CMs.
>>577440689No :(
did he survive the xoggening?
>>577440689I didn't winned.
>>577439987>S+ hog roomThat should have been me
>>577440689losted
Fuji Kiseki.
>>577437563 (me)man what the fuck. the 2 xoguris that beat me in this finals lobby both had under 50% wrshit cm shit game
>>577440639ty bwo, thankfully it was against a greedy xogger who bought two murmur instead of dom
condor... the podium...
>>577438978lol
>>577440609kek, very satisfying
>>577439987
>>577439987>Lost to AI Digitalanon, your back on the wall please
>>577440665backliners don't win these rooms since they're super crowded
>>577440661Why not? MANT was comfy to make aces in.
did the newcutie that qualified to A finals on his first CM win?
>>577440665wtf u fucks r all gigapigs
get ready for MILEKINO
>UF4 xog>my solo ace digitan didn't active OYL
>>577440569I don't have falco. I watched the intro segments where it's a bunch of back and forth about her wanting to run turf and was not entertained.
Very happy that I won this cm. I need the carats to offset my club falling down to A
>>577439337The biggest redpill is realizing that most people are mindless cattle with no individual thought. Not even as a joke or being mean. You'd think posters here would have some awareness but we unironically have these thoughtless golems posting among us. They can't think for themselves, they have no opinions of their own. Their umas, their cards, their scenario schedule are all centered around whatever brownoid youtubers tell them. What a grim existence.
>>577440689I got anally molested by Ricky
>>577440797>end oguri is hard to make they say
>>577440935
>>577440925Sorry anon, do you mind writing that post again? It shows up on my screen as "waaaah waaaaaah I lost the CM" for some reason
>>577440797End Xoguri is so fucking strong on this track, I don't care if it's not reliable, if she hits she wins
>wait for CM to be over to roll for yeppers>her banner is gone
Leave the hogs to me.
>>577440817damn, no wonder my rooms felt hard
>>577440935lmao he sucks
>>577440689I kpet my dignity >>577440797please end it already
>>577440935V only has 3 plats total. He sucks at the game
Reminder that Virgo and Libra are the most important titles to Star besides your sign since they have never rerun 3000m Long and 2000m Ooi Dirt
>>577440980disgruntled colleague, please stop airing the company's dirty laundry in public
>>577440665>D>D>D
>>577440665SAAR PLEASE RESUBMIT ONLY 1 UMA OR I WILL BE FORCED TO REMAKE THE ROOM
okay time to retire my yeppers
>>577440868Yumekawa janai
Is shake it out as a backup recovery for end XOguri next CM just cope?
>>577440668
What will it be?
>>577440851Game has been out for over a year bro
>>577441179Yeppers
Umama status? Did she win?
>>577439490im f2p and have the same cards it hilarious watching retards who can't plan pulls think this is an oinker deck
>>577440925You know being 2nd can kinda fuck you up with the "what if" scenarios as I can't dismiss the idea away if I only used a 2x dom debuffer I would have that plat.
>>577441048>3 plats>only
>>577441104She is strong for the next 2 CMs still, use her while you can
>>577440935Wow he truly is an oshigamer, he runs rickey in this, previous CM it was taiki and nishino, TRULY a real oshigamer
>>577439337i used xoguri because i fucking HATE dirtslop and i want to make sure everyone else hates it too so we can go back to sovl TURF gaming
>B GroupThe B stands for Brian.
>me and the other person's S/S+ umas are matched against UG Hog + debuffer"fair matchmaking" my ass...
Im so sorry bwo... Imagine all your umas literally sharing last place kek
>>577441254Ask V I guess>>577441069No kill yourself a, atleast until you kick V
>>577441048Remember when he gave shitty advice everyday?
Plat #4! I'm very happy. That CM was total nonsense, too, but I'm glad I stuck it through. It's funny because I didn't miss a plat for a Dirt CM yet. Gonna keep working hard on them then.
>>577440797Retards here were telling me next CM is not hog game again and anyone can win, kek
>>577441179ERRRRU CONDORRRU PASA
I lost to a Japan man that used Mayao, McQueen, and Falcon. I'm okay with him winning.
>>577441404when was "fair matchmaking" ever said by cygames lmao
>>577440454Yep..pers?
My solo ace nature hit nsm but got blocked by a debuffer for the entire late race and got 7th. It's ogur. Fuck cap.
>>577441289b-but my nonce squad...
My Digitan won. I'm very happy.
>>577441421damn that XOg might have been murdered before even the final straight
>>577441243Yeppers
>>577441278Each dominator is -0.6 length to the opponent
>>577441532Nice, anon
>>577441437He really got mindbroken after all these things that outed him and he doesn't even pretend to give advice now
I got paired with baby torenas. I don't like it. I'll give graded league a try next time but my lack of good Wit cards scares me...
>>577441421The Kaela Effect
>>577440665GOLD FALCO COULDN'T KEEP IT UP BUT MAYACCHI ON THE PODIUMNEXT ROOM402074104020741040207410NO DEBOOFERSYOU WILL BE DOXXED IF YOU SUBMIT ONEPLEASE WAIT 3 MINUTES FROM THIS POST TO JOIN IF YOU WERE IN THE LAST ONE
>>577440797bobo's back!
Can I use Rickey in the next CM? She's cute
>>577440665>in a sea of Chinese and HogsIs this what Hong Kong is like
>>577441680You can use her in pretty much anything, it'll just be harder to get all the greens.
>>577441556Yeppers!
>>577440758Fuji Titseki
>>577441680If you have the necessary autism to get her turf up while still also fishing for Mile S, yes
>>577441680You have to gamble on turf spark inspirations but yes
>>577441437Remember when he stole screenshots from xitter?
>>577441680You can but finding her greens outside of dirt track will be a huge pain in the ass
>>577441462The jap I got paired against was an ultra metaslave. They have their own server, they should have fun on ours and not metaslave.
>>577441680Give her some time off with her shota>>577441451The difference here is that super casual people can't make an endguri for next CM, they need the proper parents
5% win rate pasa locked in for the finals. Swept the podium for a very kino Ms Victoria
i've probably lost out on >5000 carats at this point to bullshit race seeds in group A finals
>>577441680Getting a turf spark on B is one thing, losing your natural greens is what you'll have to worry about
>>577441756Close enough!
>Didnt activate Festive Miracle>Wins anywayThats my Cap!
>>577441629>first Xog in the pack>this happensGood thing it didn't happen in my finals lmao
>>577440797Meh, I bet you'll barely see proper End Xogs in actual CM.
im a turbovirgin
>>577441785He still does that
>>577441587>xoguri in open leagueDo you also like to beat up babies and steal their candy?
>>577440980which discord is this?
>lost my sign twice but won super hog CMs twiceWhy is this game like this?
>my clanker XOg wins by 6LIf anything this CM opened my eyesI shouldn't try anymore, just use the autocareer and winWhat am I even "playing" for?
>>577441837Very specific parents. 4-7 end sparks, rest mile PLUS after-stroll recovery sparks.
I'm at 14/17 CM plats when I should be at 17/17 this game isn't fair
>>577441557Shit I really should have bought a dom debuff then.
>>577441989>What am I even "playing" for?Your oshi
It happenedSomehow got the lobby with no XOguris and 4 fronts
>oshi is meta next CM>but I want my other umas to win because diversity since she won once alreadyoh well
>>577441978>He's marked and he doesn't even know it
>>577441883aside from a small lunatic fringe
>>577441989Enjoy playing the game after Grand Live nigger
>>577441629TWO MCQUEEN BLANCOS IN THIS ROOM?GET IT FILLED SO WE CAN RUN IT8/16402074104020741040207410
I'm at 0/17 CM plats when I should be at 17/17 this game isn't fair
its been long time since I use Finemo for a CM, I have both there is any hopes for next CM?
>>577442072Awesome
oh man, beating two Xoguris feels GOOD
>>577442115She's really good next CM
>>577441989Is this A or B?One of my clubmates seems to be having an existential crisis because his Clanker Hog got him second in A
>>577442072UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH DAISHORI
>>577442076You should work in HR
>lose chance at getting to group A finals (where i would've got my ass handed to me) cause i couldn't secure a 3rd win in round 2>nearly lost 1st place in group B finals to a guy who independently trained all of his racerswhat a kick in the fucking nuts that would've been
>>577442072BNWBRO?!
>>577442039There's a few decent parents out there with 7 end and after-school stroll (and a few of them are Narita Brian so you get Shadow Break) - only problem is the blues arent perfect but 40-45% chance for afterschool stroll is decent
>>577442159A
>>577442102desu wa
>>577442072Good job, anon's mother!Don't tell your son you won another plat
>>577442039Wyell I got the parents done in a day of borrows and made my mile s end Oguri ace in a single career run without borrows (though she can still be improved). If it turns out to be that easy for everyone else then the playerbase is in trouble.
>"holy gee crackers I won a CM">check the lobby>they're all Independent Learners
>>577442072Damn you REALLY lucked out anon.
>>5774420393* mile on the main parents
I want to do runs but the clanker is clanking
>my clanker Brickey I made just to deny lucky pace to other Xogs actually beat a manual Brickeyguess feng shui couldn't save his shit RNG
>>577442279Yeah but at least you weren't this guy >>577439987
>>577442072Well, i mean, it IS the Japan Dirt Derby after all...
>>577442102Fine, I'll enter my shitty swimsuit mcqueen
>>57744210214/16probably the last room
>>577442386It filled. I opened my client for NOTHING!
>>577442351sauce me up on this sloppa PLEASEare you also the one who posted the scarlet paizuri?
>Not even in the top 4 favorites >Didn't proc the Ult>There were two oguris and debuffers>The madwoman STILL PULLED THROUGH BECAUSE IT'S NOT HIP TO QUITI cannot impart on any of you how much I love this hag, I don't even care if it was a jobber lobby
>>577442246Tbh if you won A then im less worried about you than the other trainers that had to see an Independent Learner epithet over the winner of that final lobby-->>577439987oh shit
>>577442335also the maya belongs to this club, i kneel
Bro... don't post that.
>>577442115wedding finemo seems to be performing really well, atleast in the testrooms I was in
>>577442464https://hakuraku.moe/
>>577439337>Paypigged too much>Still have a melty over a f2p character Lmao
>>577441520Isn't Yeppers in elementary
Why the FUCK does the transfer request ask for an uma with a meme epithet? Am I forced to do a m*nual run for this bullshit?
>>577442351God I wish that was me
>>577442575how do i download my race?
Xoguri lmao
Mobilebros... Am I the only one who got the 1st place screen cap still on fast forward? It's still a FUCKING FRAME
>>577442619https://hakuraku.moe/racedata
>>577439337fact sis
>>577442651It's the same for me, shit sucks
who won?who lost?
>>577442351>>577442352the hyper futa Golshi slop above the gallant Gold Ship fanart feels like a huge whiplash
>>577442726hachimi is cheating
>>577442072I fucking kneel
>>577442636My Brickey totally fucked up and late started for Finals, Falco had to do all the legwork for once
>>577442583>>577442737samefag
Getting raped this CM only makes my resolve stronger. Falco will sing Ms. Victoria next time
>>577442352>>577442301And it's long been said:The fastest horse wins Satsuki Sho,the strongest horse wins the Kikka Sho,and the luckiest horse that wins the Derby.That goes for dirt too, right?
>>577442072
Umama plat status?
>>577442787>I am poorftfy>>577442834meds
>>577441629LOOKS LIKE RICKEY IS THE FAVORITE OF /uma/I FUCKED UP THE LAST FRAME THEN EXIT OUT BEFORE BEING ABLE TO REPLAY (WHY IS REPLAYING ONLY AVAILABLE AT 1 SCREEN)ONE MORE ROOM938074979380749793807497LET'S TRY SOME DEBOOFERSYOU WILL BE DOXXED IF YOU SUBMIT ONENO WAIT TIME FOR THE LAST ROOM
>>577442763YOU DECIIIIIIIDE
rare doto plat win
>>577439987KWAB
>>577442072i am kneeling. holy shit.
>>577442651Happened to me on mobile too, worked fine on Steam
>>577442864>luckiest horse licky!
>>577442946This would've been fine if not for ms Victoria
>>577442964I wish I had the patience to mutate doto, congrats anon.
>>577442930She started all the way in the 16th gate but still she managed to get herself blocked by hugging the inside rail and bracketing herself..
>>5774429463rd doesn't hurt as much as 2nd thoughliterally that meme with NTR crying in the middle of 2 Xmas Ronaldo receiving their platinum and bronze
>>577442907>>577442737Umama melty
what did he mean by this
>>577442964RAPED THEM GOOD
>none of my deboofers did shit until halfway through the last corner and into the final straightit's honestly a miracle that I was able to win by 1 length
>>577442907>4chan X>pretending to be unaware of the (you) toggleYou replied to me twice by the way
I fully expected to place third in A finals, so second is a win for me!
SEND /ourguy/ YOUR ENERGY
>most soulless CM possible>looks inside>Tickezo>MCKWEEN>NATIEwhat gives?
>>577443169>poor reddit from a shitholeI seeand yes obviously but you're not going to believe no matter what because you're mindbrokenthose statements weren't even the same(?)
>>577442351what if I use a razor to pop her ball vein
>>577443147Is Oguri the LeBron of Uma?
>>577443147>indistinct whine
>>577443219He's going to win
>>577443249You lost Umama
I've never gotten a plat since I started playing during the Kitasan rerun at Unity and spent my carats on trainees and not support cards since then. Now that I got 3LB Light Hello and MLB Tachyon I may attempt to get a plat next CM.
>Brickey late started>had the highest winrate in my team for this CM>Xog had to cover for her and win Oh well
>>577443147This is how my finals ended upExcept it was double ace in 1st and 2nd and my deboofer in 9thi need to make it up to her by running her as an ace next cm
>>577442930A FUKU HAS ARRIVED6/16938074979380749793807497
>>577443249Touched a nerve?
>did Charles win?>what did Charles mean by this meme?>what did Charles mean by this post?
>>577443329It's him...The Umaroller...
>>577443336Grass Wonder should have had Oguri's personality
>>577443296His husband won, now it's his turn
>>577443219>podium>no xogsis this b group or something
>>577442816 Double keen eye proc at the end of the race dragged the smart falcon back. I laff
>>577442964oh hey it's you. I want to thank you, anon, your MLB Biko helped me win Capricorn 1
>>577443290Oguri is too dumb to get it in her head that she should Take Her Talents to South Beach and develop a heel personality around itOguri's meta-chasing trainers however...
>>577443249uh oh
>>577443329My one plat was sprint gambling
you motherfuckers don't understand how much this means to mei was starting to doubt my abilities after losing the sprintbut now, i feel more worthy than ever
Imagine getting your umas a podium win then ms victoria plays and the other 2 shitters perform the song instead of your other 2 umas. Literally why?
>>577440980>whiffedhe means falco got overtaken before late race and the debuffers pushed digitan too highin other words, skill issue
group a
>>577443219LightBirb stocks soaring lately.
>>577443445>taishin>yaeno>digithe game rewards you for not being a metaslave
>>577437903>2ndbetter than expected for a half-assed hog and 2 doms at the last minute before cm
>>5774433437/16starting in 5 minutes since the game will close entries by that point
>>577443573wrong
>>577443529Good work anon
>>577437903happy, I beat two xoguris with my oshi
>>577443736Did you already post them being backup dancers for your oshi
>>577443529Nice
post numbers
I will make her my ace even if my only MLB SSR cards are wit Sirius and a 3* Light Hello
>>577443529cowbro I kneel
>>5774437977k
GRASSU! GET YOUR FAT 9TH PLACE ASS OUT OF THE WAY I WANT TO SEE THE END OF THE RACE!
>>577443529>headthese are the most tense ones
I'm really confused anons, I had a 65% win rate with my inari one, my finals were kinda easy Xoguris with UG4 and UG3 and I got 1/6800, never had I been so low, did I just get lucky with my races? lol
>>577439987Damn anon, damn
>>57744379711.4k
>>577442930LESS THAN 1 MINUTE LEFT UNTIL 15 MINUTE SIGNUP CLOSES
>>577443946nah, I had 67% winrate with my brickey and was 1/11k, i don't think final room number has anything to do with room difficulty
>>577443946You're probably winning against shitters and losing against the good ones
>>577443946you probably beat way too many losers this CMdid you play during reset?
>>577443946yeppers
>>577439889Good job anon
How does SR wit Boy uma butt scratcher compare to other SSR Wit cards?
So who is a good Uma to get the 18 songs before that final December?I'm thinking Oguri as I think she doesn't need that many races and just needs fans that can be gotten from the concerts.That or I just do a Suzuka run, say "Screw leveling her main ability" and just train the whole run
>>5774437978.8k
>>577444221>>577444221>>577444221seiun bwead
>>577444051Did you win
>>577444120best wit card for fronts right now, second wind is an alright gamble accel
>>577444192Brother??
>>577444074I always play around 30min or 1h after reset
>anons still trying to claim how Lobby sorting worksOguri_smile.jpg
Hello?Images?
