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>Global Game News
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Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle
Current CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/Good
Current Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg
08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon
08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/2000
08/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle
08/13 - New Legend Races
08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer
08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event
08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky
08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600

>JP Game News
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New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

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henlo
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>Umama lost
>Umama lost
>Umama lost
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>>577483028
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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>>577483028
Man i love older woman is insane
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>>577483143
new thread who dis
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Laurel waiting room
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>>577482998
Her eyes are one of her more striking features
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next jiggums
https://jiggie.fun/YiNbJo
>https://jiggie.fun/YiNbJo
https://jiggie.fun/YiNbJo
>https://jiggie.fun/YiNbJo
https://jiggie.fun/YiNbJo
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>>577483201
and they're awsome
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mirako's vagina
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>>577483192
why didn't they put brian in laurel's animation?
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Digitan LOVE
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>>577483192
CUTE
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>>577483192
Is she a power ranger
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>>577483284
very much so
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>>577483405
that drop of sweat looks like a nipple
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Crushing the gnome with nonsprinters.
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>brown hours
>brown umas
Checks out
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mirakomanko
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>>577483192
sekkusu
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>>577483405
belly should be fatter
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damn
yes I used the hog
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>>577483519
HISHAMA SEXOOOO
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>>577483192
She summoned that Sakura like it's a Rho Aias.
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>>577483319
too ugly to be included
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sex with my mentally frail and elegant son
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>>577483665
Yanko always stops and poses for the cameras...
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>>577483321
oh my god she's even got her bow on the sun hat

Digitan is so cute it's illegal
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>>577483519
Nice
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fuck, I'll take it.
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>>577483519
Why would browns like browns?
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I had a dream today about Lovcen. It was entirely about petting him and playing with him. He even play-bit me a couple of times
Is it over for me? Am I too deep into Keiba?
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I have lost both Ms Victoria CMs
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my trainee raped me...
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>>577483904
Us?
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>>577483909
yeppers. that's what uma does to a dacchi
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>>577484021
no
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>>577483950
I wonder if she's got a cold?
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Northern Lake Old stable vs New stable
Doto and friends at their new home... I'm crying bros i donated a few too back then. So this is how it feels to see my money actually put to a goo use... I should donate more
https://x.com/i/status/2088095500495183915
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Hell yeah. Ez
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>>577484142
Nice!
You're gonna user her next cm right?
RIGHT?
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anyone try overseer, thoughts? saw someone made a hachimi extension for seeing which event branch will actually proc
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Nice shop flip
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>>577484253
I'm not brown so I don't use cheating tools
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>>577484062
Nice, happy for the old horses. The old stable was rundown.
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horses use their tails to swat away flies. What's the evolutionary reason for an uma to have a tail constantly swinging around?
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>>577484142
You don't have what it takes to handle this blonde
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>>577484416
To swat sex offenders
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I wanted to run spechud pace, but I'm also running endxog and made a parent just for her to be end ready
but spechud is also end C
I can run spechud as an end closer too, right? or do I need a 2nd pace to help my Flower ult?
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>>577484416
Attracting a trainer.
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>>577484253
nah I prefer the rawness classic dumpy
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>>577484416
balance
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>>577484490
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fusulicky pantywhora
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>>577484416
mating rituals
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>>577484658
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>>577484658
why is she smiling like this?
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>>577484416
Marking their trainer with their stank.
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>>577484765
Narita Top Road
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>>577483887
The other Kris S liker said he was black, so.
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>>577484852
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Break my body Gentil
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>>577484864
Oh?
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Break me
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what makes spechud meta in the upcoming long slop
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Turbo.
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>>577485332
arima kino track
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>>577484658
This is a cucumbers mother
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>>577485332
Read her unique skill and maybe you'll manage to figure that out yourself
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>>577485375
A cute
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>>577485332
she runs good
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Starting from 8/14 (Fri) 12:00, we've added a feature to search for representative Uma Musume you want to rent or training support!
You can search from screens such as the inheritance Uma Musume selection screen before starting training, the training support selection screen, and more.

Jp gods...
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>>577485429
Based
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VODSCA(Aka Vodka×Daiwa Scarlet), is a terrible ship that doesnt compare to the beautiful and intentional romace implied by cygames with the ship of Eishin flash and Daiwa Scarlet, the two racehorses mated and produced a foal named Umbrella date in real life, which was even referenced in the manga. In my opinion Daiwa and Vodka look and feel so out of place as a couple but Eishin flash and Daiwa feel right to see together.
I can truly feel the love between the two of them
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>>577485429
>reading
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>>577485747
Vodka x Dasca is just cygays pushing their own crackships like Teio x Mcqueen or Rudolf x Oguri
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>>577485916
>Rudolf x Oguri
I've read all of cingray, this was never a thing. cap and cross was more pushed than this
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For me its digitan × digitore
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>>577485916
Rudolf x Oguri isn't real, kaichou raped her
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>>577485987
Rudolf x Oguri almost canned the IP
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>cap and cross
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>>577485332
Her ult is "If you activate a skill on final corner, run good. If you activate a skill on final corner of Arima Kinen, run gooder"
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>>577486048
wtf I've never seen this before
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my favorite horse, Tamale Crocs.
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>>577486048
>deep impact gone FOREVER
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>>577486201
first pv of the game, it's 10 years old now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
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>>577486201
Original trailer from 2018
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>>577486201
The initial pitch of the game had a lot more uma yuri.
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>>577486231
>roid impact
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https://youtu.be/ddFNnP2fcqQ
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where the hell do i get pedo to the medal
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it would be even funnier if Deep impact won and got DQd anyway a BILLION years of humilation rituals for japan
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>>577485327
Shina isn't into that...
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>>577486348
mant
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>>577486314
>The initial pitch of the game had a lot more uma yuri.
season 2 laid it on thick with teio and mcqueen. season 3 was even weirder with cheval grand actually saying i love you to kitasan
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>>577486348
Consult the GameTorah, goyim
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>>577486348
vodka
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>lightning surge is unhinged as fuck for this CM but needs ruby power
>i'm a natielet so i can only borrow one or the other
Grass ace, carry me home for another CM...
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>>577486365
>all the gay events during MANT
umamusume only became uma x tore after the mare era began in the game
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her story doesn't really say french teio at all
it sounds more like french mirako the fat fuck that wins out of nowhere
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WAKE UP
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HO HO HEE HOO
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>>577486314
and a lot more focused on idolshit
https://x.com/umadesuwayo/status/2087900504609173548
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>>577483028
So whats the verdict, does Overseer werk?
https://github.com/Remezzo/Umamusume-Overseer/releases
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>>577486526
benis
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>>577486473
end xoguri is meta tho
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Auto is more fun bwos i'm actually facing auto umas vs auto umas in b finals
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>>577486565
nyes bwo
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I don't like Gentildonna.
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>>577486565]
>yes it works
just watch out, a lot of umatubers have been talking about it so cygays might actually do something
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>>577486725
kekshina..
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>>577486725
Wrong.
>>577486762
Also wrong.
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>>577486725
t.genxina
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Tachyon Love
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>>577486565
>using random vibecoded programs
I guess cheaters are umaroller f2p browns who wouldn't mind losing their accounts anyway
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>>577486348
>he isnt looping medal to pedal for weeks now
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>>577486779
>Also wrong.
it does work, I tried it on my school laptop on a wholly separate account just so my main doesn't get flagged
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>>577486858
No,
>cygays might actually do something
is wrong.
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https://x.com/i/status/2088189263213199647
no Tact VA
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Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here
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>>577486565
I'm not bricking my PC with vibecoded slop
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>>577486883
>>cygays might actually do something
>is wrong.
when umatubers started crying about botters in the top clubs, cygays actually banned them
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>not liking gentildonna
How gay are you?
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>>577486909
Where is the picture of the cast as umas. I cant dont know any of those hoes
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>>577486909
>>577487140
>Oguri
>CB
>Dura
>Buena
>Epi
>Logo
>Pisa
>Taiho
>the two mystery umas
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>>577486598
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>>577486348
You inherit it, duh!
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more like gentilgoner cuz she dead lol
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>>577486963
the arms race is on again, so we'll see if it was just because enough normies complained or if they're actually willing to stick to their stance
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>>577487292
FUCK YOU
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>>577487296
I want to pull already
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>>577486725
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>used hog to secure my finals
>my oshi wins the ms victoria
>solo debuffer for comfy
wow, this is how you're supposed to play this game huh
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i looped my restraint sparks on my late parents (idk maybe MPB is useful again (1% chance per cm btw))... only to use said parents on sweep herself
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>>577486909
do duece soon
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>>577487238
>oguri
the first third alt of the game...
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>>577487238
thx bro
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>>577487238
>>Oguri
>>CB
>>Dura
the final boss trio of uma autism
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>>577487506
i've seen restraint or any of the meme ura skills everyone is loooooooooooooping on exactly 0 winning aces this cm
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lane looping be like
>oops, no dd
>oops, no ignited wit
>oops, no pp
>got them all? lol here's a 1* gw
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>>577487616
because they all drain stamina and no one had enough stamina to start with
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>>577487523
windy...
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ouuuuuuuuuuugh i'm looooooooping
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I SHOULD HAVE LOOPED MEDAL TO THE PETAL I LOOPED UMASTAN (useless on miles) AND THH/PTO INSTEAD WTF
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>>577487506
I never wanted to loop restraint but she's on many of my parent or grandparent candidates
slut skill likes to loop itself
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>>577486909
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>>577487715
Surely on the 6th anniversary...
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I am an unmolested bear in a world with Daring Tact
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>>577487798
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>>577487673
just get all of them
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guessing these two will either be
>Do Deuce
>Phalaenopsis
>Genuine
>Hokuto Vega?
>Contrail
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>>577487673
>>UMASTAN (useless on miles)
>smilingoguri.png
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>>577484416
tail huggin the husband
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>>577487616
My Brickey has Restraint and had the highest WR for me
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>>577485175
I want her to bench press me....
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>>577488020
restraint reduces the chance of being rushed which is bad cause you'll never run out of stamina on a mile
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>>577488210
It's good if you want to proc MPB (lol)
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>>577487982
Jihad
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>>577487673
midrace is extremely good on miles if you're playing out of position backliner
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Rushed is just a mid race velocity skill that costs stamina, like the new skills.
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>>577487715
Why didn't she help bust Tact out of prison, is she evil?
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>>577488282
... with a 10% proc rate
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>>577488282
Why isn't there a green that increases chance of getting rushed?
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>>577488345
It's on every uma so it's understandable
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DARING TACT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>577488003
truuue
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>win finals
>wanna record my race on pc
>get stuck on ''Now loading...'' after login
>mobile works normally
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>>577488282
you're so right
but if I optimise for rushed then I won't activate the other 25 skills I have
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Your trainee now knows every single thing you've ever masturbated to.

How ruined is your life?
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>>577483028
>Release uma with no forms on censorship gimmicks
>Extremely non meta
Why are Cyjews like this
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>>577488615
Nyo...
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>>577488615
OH NO
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Rushing costs you like 10% of your hp...
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>>577488615
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>my trainee showed up with another man
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>>577488624
???
Wouldn't it be more greedy to poweercreep with every new release
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RylstrRFqt8
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>>577488624
no one's going to pull that uma for the gameplay lol
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>>577488615
Stop trying to blackmail me fapping over some cute trap ningen
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>>577488615
i went through some really really bad phases im not proud of

i might need to leave the academy and go work on an oil rig or some shit atp
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>>577488615
my trainee asked for a goon sesh with me
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>>577488615
My bro already knows I want to cream her succulent umanko
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>>577488615
Welp. There goes my career
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>>577488752
Stop trying to destroy Chiyo's reputation
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>my trainer needs to go to the toilet
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>>577488764
>i went through some really really bad phases
Those being?
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>>577488615
Forget the cops, the mob was called on me.
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are we winning
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kissies?
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>>577488615
My trainee is just glad she is on the top
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>>577488738
#1 in my heart
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>>577488897
always
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>>577488615
She might get jealous of her mom. I hope her mom's single
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>>577488873
i was really into being abused both physically and emotionally, which had some extremely violent cuck shit involved like her burning me with lighters before going out to cheat on me in my fantasies
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>>577488923
You're not a cutie, sorry nonnie
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>>577483192
I thought I wanted Laurel for the le Team Alkes meme ensemble, but this Carot economy is making me doubt if she's worth it, or if I'll even have the funds to pull her at all. I'll need to see more of her actual personality before I call it.
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Fusaichi Pandora is a fraud
Kawakami Princess WON that race
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>>577488923
A bit depressed you can take advantage of me for today
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>>577489008
>unprompted uggokami seethe
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>>577488615
>"Ara... you really like this?"
>"Do you really want to get crushed and smothered by big girls? Wouldn't it hurt?"
>"Well since some of those girls have the same body of mine... eheh"
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>>577489008
Why does everything have to be about race with you
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>>577488972
gold city bwo...
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>>577488972
I will not cast stones, as I would just be throwing them at myself
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>>577488615
oh nyo she's going to be sho disappointed haha
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>>577489084
HASHIRE HASHIRE UMAMUSUME
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>>577488972
>extremely violent cuck shit involved like her burning me with lighters before going out to cheat on me
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>>577489253
espo wouldn't do this
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>>577489227
>monstergirl milf
Based taste.
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>>577486814
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>>577488615
I think she'd just be weirded out a bit but ultimately I'd be able to explain how my fantasies are simply extremes of very normal desires.
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>>577488615
I am not ashamed of my hyper male furry phase even if I grew out of it
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>>577488615
I don't have a main trainee ngl
But teenager me busted his nut over and over again to anime girls with huge tits and twintails
I'm sure that's pretty generic not to be considered as "degenerate"
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>>577488615
>my trainee started calling me daddy
I'm a sucker for father-daughter and brother-sister incest, don't even have to be blood related. The feelings have to be genuine, that's what's important.
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I will forever regret not being able to roll for Nishino Deflower
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>>577489436
while that's true, suzuka/mcqueen/vodka will still hate you for it
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> A million theories about stamina requirements for runaways
> The actual truth is "just don't get into a duel or you'll die lol"
It's all about how likely it is for other people to use the same strategy
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>>577489454
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>>577488972
Oh... Without the cuck stuff though thats actually kind of hot. Imagine having a trainee who'd physically abuse you whenever she lost a race but afterwards she'd heal you back to health telling you how sorry she is and that she'll be better in the future
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>>577489454
>incest, don't even have to be blood related.
thats not incest then retard
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>>577489518
SEX JOURNEY
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>>577488615
I've beat it to every female archetype from Maruzensky to Mayano Top Gun
as long as they don't have a problem with me being a whore they're desirable to me(unless they're Seeking the Pearl)
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Abusive women are a turn off but then again I was born knowing my mother so I don't know in the end
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>>577489454
I didn't know the Habsburgs posted in /uma/
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>>577489316
HAGnes Tachyon!
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>IRL Orfevre was bullied as a foal
If it happened to the Uma, those kids are dead, aren't they?
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>>577489643
yeppers
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nishino flower was a woman who may have become a mother to me
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>>577489513
if only hogs are the same
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>>577489643
It did happen to the uma
Why do you think Journey is such a siscon (older)?
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is this enough stamina?
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>>577489532
>finding high maintenance wives hot
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>>577489643
Orfevre is bullied as an adult too
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>>577489684
Now THIS is a woman.
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>>577489196
why is she tilted?
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>>577489721
Dont judge me.
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>>577489035
did you lose
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>>577489532
>abusive relationship is hot
foid moment
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>>577489627
>he doesn't know
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>just saw this on my algo
>a group finals
some people are just too based for this world
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>>577489780
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>>577489268
yeah i was pretty aggressively self-hating i grew out of that stuff tho
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>>577489834
That's the post I was referencing
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>>577489196
Why are her feet the size of her entire torso?
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It's so fucking hard to get right sparks
>almost all runs i have needed skills
>they not sparking
bwos...
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>>577489914
my bad tahbo...
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cognitohazard
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>>577489968
it's just banging your head against the wall
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>>577489713
Build?
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I will fold to the first person who shows affection
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>vodka gets pedal to the metal hints for her secret event
>needs you to run the arima kinen so you need tons of long sparks
fuuuuuck
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>>577488615
Dont worry my dear, I'm just reading it for educational purposes on how to treat you right
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>>577490015
hey
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>>577490015
meowdy
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>>577489983
AAAAIIIEEEEE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
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>>577489713
>1700 speed mile S
how fast is too fast?
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>>577490015
I would assume they want something out of me and it would never be genuine
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>>577490015
this is how you get groomed and abused anon
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>>577490015
don't do it, NIGGER
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>>577489983
I now want to join TamaLove
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>>577489856
>>577489829
I-Its different, okay? Its not the same. You wouldn't get it even if I explained it to you..
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>>577489890
I love cuckoldry but not the self hating part
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>>577489983
tamama cross and super cunny
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>>577489983
This looks like dogshit
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>>577489983
>Look'it me, Creek. I'm da mama now
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Ugh… MEN!
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>>577490004
Is there a way to imporve it?
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>>577490023
is this ntrsloppa? i dont get it? the "chad" seems like a decent guy. Isnt the wholr point for him to be a threatening, crude slimeball or something
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>>577489773
It's too complicated to explain, would take hours
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>>577490205
>is this ntrsloppa? i dont get it? the "chad" seems like a decent guy
nyes
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>>577490137
aiiiiieeeeeee
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>>577490186
dober pregnant
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>>577490071
GENUINE MENTIONED
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>>577490205
most of them are from the pov of the woman
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>>577490190
There isnt really a way to improve your odds of getting the white skill spark. There is no gold version of stuff like racing spirit stam, so it really is just gambling over and over.
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>>577490205
It's a certain subgenre of NTR where the guy who's doing the stealing is actually better to them than their original boyfriend.
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>>577490137
Tracen is a matchmaking scheme
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>>577490117
How does that work?
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>>577490186
dober finding out about all my sick fetishes as I cry and beg her forgiveness
she only begrudgingly accepts because she's actually far worse, but keeps it well hidden so she can act purer than her torena
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>>577490287
you mean most of them are explicitly written by women
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BUENOS DIAS MAMECHIN (you guys wont get the reference but that's ok)
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My 15% winrate Digitan saved me from total defeat
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>>577490205
the point is whatever makes you feel bad about the wimpcuck. All it needs to do is to defeat the lesser male biologically. Total genetic defeat
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>>577490341
Always weird to me that some guys have such an inferiority complex that they get turned on by it
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>>577490368
but I did though
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>>577490380
brutal desu>>577490380
>>
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>>577490307
Insane bwo... and it's only grandparrent and it 1/2 TP even, how i gonna do it without 1/2 tp
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>>577490465
NTR really is just masochism.
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what the fuck is going on in here
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>>577490368
imbecil…
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It's fine, I only need one win anyway
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>>577490493
very slowly
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>>577490475
that comment was specifically written to bait anons into giving me a (You)
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>>577490503
Just talking about best girl
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>>577489713
its not enough stam i just tested
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this is hilarious, too bad the sparks are shit though or i would have kept for the joke
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>>577490186
Dober is into way weirder shit than what I like
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>>577490503
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>>577490636
who said you could shave
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>>577490503
Oh you know
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>>577490503
this is actually better than how it is when the schizos are running about
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>>577490550
curren would do this
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>>577490665
Both her racewear and alt flash her pits...?
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>>577490186
dober pretending to be disgusted at my fetish list while hiding her own doujin favs list
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>>577490636
is shaving a weird fetish? it's kinda normal
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Make it so LH gives tokens on a fixed NO-YES basis instead of a 50% chance and you fix 90% of the problems with this scenario

God I hate this worthless fucking nigger cunt whore bitch schizo piece of fucking shit cant wait until I never have to see her again
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>>577490347
You get off to girls cheating on you? It helps that I have a small pp so I can self insert as the cuck
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>>577490498
im a maso and it confuses me too desu
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nice paren gwto
wher did du get iat frome?
THE LOOP STOER>?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>577490550
7 and you die for this
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>>577490591
I had an older version of that happen a long time ago
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bruh neck and neck is better than determined shartscent
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>>577490827
>let's reduce randomness in a casino
lol
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>>577490636
Using my futuristic camera to zoom in on Dober's exposed shaved armpits during the race to take screenshots of her stubble in 128k resolution.
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>>577490867
who cares, both are for pacekeks but late is meta for this cm
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>>577490665
>>577490897
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>>577490835
are you having a stroke bwo
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>New data
They must've fixed the cheater mod already! Surely!
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>>577490829
cute desu
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uma for this feel?
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>>577490867
>random on the slope that's 25% midrace and 75% late race
vs
>first half late race
who woulda thunk
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>>577490896
>lets bring back the glued run % back to MANT levels instead of making a dried up eggs dumb fucking whore the sole deciding factor you quit your run before classic year

Yes.
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>>577490984
you probably
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uma for this feel?
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>>577491050
Dober
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>>577490984
kingu
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>>577490851
beautiful
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>>577491073
need fanart of this now!
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>>577486348
You either pray for the late surger hints in Glue Live, or you go back for more MANT kino.
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>>577490370
Also idk how these people were in B, unless the rankings list doesn't just include B groupers, there are many more when I scroll down the list
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>>577491073
>>577491145
@umagrok gen this now.
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hoko tarumay is telling me to go to tomatomai
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>>577490829
I mean how do you pretend that that's not hating yourself.
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Just woke up, had a dream about Suzuka's futa cock, what does this mean?
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uma for this feel?
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>>577491331
she told me that feng shui is fake and stupid after kicking me in the left shin
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is /uma/ on team "pull for daiichi ruby power card" or anti-pull
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>>577491375
no futafaggotry in /uma/. this is LAW.
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>>577491398
it depends
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>>577489713
unless you have a couple heals in there...
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>>577491398
why do you need our opinion, punk
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>>577491398
im on the "fuck my 600 pull 3LB tachyon retard life" team
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>>577491385
she's forcing me to go to tomokomai
I'm going to tomalomai
tomakomai
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>>577491398
it’s all relative
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>>577491384
gold chitty
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>>577491346
Acceptance is the 5th stage of grief
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>>577491437
beautiful
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>>577491458
i just want to see which propoganda we fell for
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>>577490867
everyone knew this, but neck and neck is stuck in a power card
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wtf oguri stole my Victoria Virginity
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>>577491318
chatgpt fucking sucks
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>>577491398
what do you call "skip but ticket + crystal later"
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>>577491523
i'm always on witgod's side
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I had this idea of going to a con cosplaying Pokke.
The only issue is I'm 34, out of shape and hairy
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>>577491572
me saving sirius overseas
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> Checking fall Rudolf unique
> Speed on a late race corner
What fucking track is this for? You sort of need it to end on a corner
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>>577491572
That is not Dober...
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>>577491557
I'm always a used goods by the time I win with my oshi
>golshi took my first plat
>taiki took my first ms victoria
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unfine stationary
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>>577491525
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>>577491318
This is what my umagrok came up with.
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>>577491698
how dare you
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>>577491678
wtf, Tarnished Uma?
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>>577491660
Long tracks all have late race corners
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>>577491714
hey not bad
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now that we're in comfy hours let's say one nice thing about each other
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>>577491714
Much better
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>>577491678
i wish ass wonder whose ass is a wonder would stab me
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>>577491674
I never found out where this is from
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>>577491786
Doto's tits are big and beautiful.
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>>577491758
Ah I see now
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Don't go to Paris...
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>>577491786
Nice cock bro
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>>577491869
Well now you do.

Thoughts?
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>>577491920
I like it
Just as I like Dober
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cygames beating up the intern who suggested putting neck and neck/flash forward on speed/wit cards (they will be put on stinky power cards)
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>>577491786
ummmm I think you're pretty cool :D
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>>577491920
Wouldn't Dober's butt smell bad
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>>577491997
It was an attempt at making power cards relevant
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i had a dream with physical contact with a female and a dream about umaggers making fun of my club because it's being carried by a few I'm not sure which dream was worse
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> Don't have Mr CB
Seems I can't put daring strike on my endhog unless I luck into a 0lb ruby or something
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>>577491997
They're trying to create asymmetry to make you think about your actions. If it was a speed/wit, it would be a no brainer. But now that it's power, it's really making you think, huh? It's a cheap game design trick.
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@umagrok generate the airport kiss
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>>577491920
>Thoughts?
I think her buruma should ride up some more so I can see her bare butt
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>>577491786
/uma/ love
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remember when /uma/ were hating on dober before her debut?
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>>577492123
I think I have only ever seen this image with a different book.
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>>577492123
No? We've always wanted to fuck her. The only gaslight was she hated men, but we never hated her back.
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>>577491251
I know you can see Group B players in Group A
If you click on the i button you can see their profile and also which title they have now, so you should see a few Virgo plats, and maybe some stars
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>>577492074
CB is way more important than Ruby, just create a passable leap forward parent
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>>577490984
Ciel is ugly and Akiha shouldve gotten a good ending
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>>577492105
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>>577492193
Well the other gaslight is that her unique never works, which also isnt true.
Dober love!
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>>577492123
No, that was only twitter
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>>577492101
I tried lmfao
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>>577492323
kek when are we making our own vn
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>>577491786
Some of you guys are dicklets but thats okay and I still love you.
Manlets on the other hand..
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pls don't make me train a dober ace....
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we love dober over here
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>>577491786
I like that the babydachi is still around
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>>577492203
Oh ok that makes sense since there's a lot of very well built teams/hogs/debuffers etc. on the list. That just makes me wonder what the rankings mean then?
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cheating on dober
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we HATE dober here
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>>577492369
what if i'm both?
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we love dOberon
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We love Dober here

We marry Dober here

We PAMPER Dober here
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>>577492369
5'11 (5'10.5) counts right?
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>>577491997
power cards are so fucking bad pacers will switch to a GUTS card for neck and neck the second it drops lmao
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I don't even like Dober, but she seems to like me for some reason to spook me like that...
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>>577491786
/uma/ fags are actually a really nice bunch of people
>be me
>post about rolling anxieties during dia's banner
>got a lucky 7 from a fuku poster
>pulled her using only tickets
i hope you guys give me that same rng buff when my wife's banner finally drops
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>>577492595
FUCK
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>>577492595
What the fuck...
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>>577492225
Hmmm
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>>577492369
I'm 179cm, but I hit the big 180 that every woman has as a minimum requirement with shoes on!
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>>577492637
>post ends in 7
Shiraoki has her favorites...
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>>577492595
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>>577492571
this, but with shichi
i'd trade you my shichi for that cute foid
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>>577492595
curren POV
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Nice gp loopa with gw, risky business, racing stamina and a bunch of random front junk.
Surely this will be the one
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>>577492595
stay put on the chair falco
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>>577492595
Roundhead lmaoooooooo
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>>577492571
We have established that she is tsundere
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>>577492760
>Now wit, no dd
Rip bwo...
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>>577492882
j-jokes on you she hit 1* wit 1* pace chaser!
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Trainer must really appreciate his uma! Every time she's in his office, I hear him clapping for her!
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>>577492802
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>>577492369
I'm 5'7".... Thats pretty tall isn't it?
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>>577493017
evil howarse I hate you
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>>577493017
This slut...
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>>577487982
Arisa Kouri 香里有佐
https://nitter.net/arisa_kori
-another million live alumni
-another UMAoni production affiliated
-ramenfag, even has a stream dedicated to it

Haruna Asami 浅見春那
https://nitter.net/asami_haru_
-another UMAEarly Wing affiliated
-not many roles to speak of
-also big ramen enthusiast, proud fatty
-has a credit as extra voices in Umayuru !

Be nice to the new seiyuu
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>>577492637
Kindliness is next to holiness
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horses are lame
cygames release the greyhound spinoff
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>>577492595
why the fuck do i find this sexy?
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If I don't get cafe I'm killing myself
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>>577493017
save me from Dober fatigue...
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>>577492973
We also sing
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BROS THIS IS IT?
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>>577493057
Bright isn't a slut and also has zero sex appeal.
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>>577493092
>give him goldship
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>>577493156
where's leap
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>>577493057
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>>577493092
should have ordered 3 bozo
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>>577491786
Anyone who likes cute girls can't be a completely bad person, probably
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>>577493028
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>>577493191
you get it from a card now bwo
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>>577493092
FUCK
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>>577493156
>1* guts
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>>577493156
what is it
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>>577493191
idk but is it ok????
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>>577493156
Looks good. What are the blue and pink?
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>>577493221
>>577493092
i wish i could die by suffocation from cafe's fat ass
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>>577493221
I think you got someone better
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>>577493205
what does that say about ryanfags?
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>>577493221
You got the only good gold clan member, nice!
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>>577493172
Thoughts?
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>>577493221
What da heck!?
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>>577493237
>>577493264
looks like my first grandparrent

>>577493235
how do you know
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>trying making an end closer parent
>mutated the parent to be an end closer
>started the auto with the parent running end closer
>get some other bumfuck style pink spark
Why is this a thing
Also is the GL scenario skill worth getting for the mile CM or is it not worth it ever?
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>>577492595
falco wouldn't do this.
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>>577493221
show us the food bro
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>>577493202
>t. Teiobro
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>>577493156
You gotta start somewhere
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Genuine question:
Since there are cases where horses can run and finish first place without the Jockey, why do they keep using Jockeys and not estabilish racehorses without them? They would run faster without risking to hurt their back and legs too much, also it would cost less becuase you will not have to pay and train someone to ride an horse.
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>>577491786
Even if I dickmog all of you, most of you are still better than me at the game
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>>577493320
cafe got fucking NOTHING down there
she's got fuckign NOTHING everywhere, actually
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>>577492637
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>>577493350
I do not know what you mean, Ryan is cute thougheverbeit
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>>577493092
>>577493221
>KFC gacha
the architects at cygames are gonna fatten up the whole country
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>>577493552
Genuinely you did not think for a second that a loose animal is dangerous and unpredictable
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>>577493384
this is not canon, all of Bright's outfits in game are pretty conservative we should've gotten this though
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>>577493552
I'm assuming it's to prevent a horse from having a melty which leads to everyone having a melty and getting someone hurt or to prevent one from being retarded and nearly getting itself injured by flipping itself over the fence like Silver Sonic did at the 2022 Tenno Sho
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>>577493590
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Aptitude test is so garbage.
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Fuji Kiseki
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>>577491786
>>577492637
These people are right, people are very helpful here and they are cute and like to post silly things
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>>577493739
Bro just run bakushin once
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>>577493739
bro just do the test on your clanker runs
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>>577493621
>>577493724
It's not like a human can do anything to stop an horse from getting crazy, especially when we're talking about racehorse jockeys which are pretty small
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>>577493814
I want a Nice Nature wife.
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>>577493814
I think Nice Nature is very cute and i want them to make her as not debufer but as an Ace
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>>577493589
And that's a good thing!
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>>577493757
She isn't that big tho
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>>577493814
Uma attack!
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for auto, do I borrow throne or fuku
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>>577493792
>>577493795
But I want infinite borrows.
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>>577493853
I'm not in the industry at all, hence the assumption that jockeys serve mostly as an attempt at a preventative measure
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>>577493928
throne if you have fuku, fuku if you don't
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I consumed 40 carrot juices and I still have zero grandparents
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>>577493909
She's good at every size.
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>>577493928
Can you make it to 600 on all stats without Fuku? Throne
Cant make it to 600 on all stats without Fuku? Fuku
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>>577493552
That's a terrible idea. Just think about it for like a 5 minutes why. The horses you see on the screen are the creme of creme, with selective breeding, training program and specific diets to adjust their weight, and accidents still happen because they are animals after all. Some are docile like Oguri was, some are not like Tamamo was.
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>>577493814
>uma attack
>torena ACK
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>>577493916
Holy fuck.
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>>577493853
Bro they are trained animals
Jockey can stop a horse cos they are trained to obey commands
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>>577493968
I was at 100 juices at start of 1/2 tp event, now i'm at ten and i also using carats now
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>>577493525
can't you just ask them to not give you the chicken?
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>three oguri caps
Soulful lobby.
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this is a very based OP and now I feel like consuming some Oyakodon and I have no idea why
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>>577494094
Look at how happy she is!
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>>577493897
New Year Nature is pretty good
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>>577493092
>KFC gacha
>Those pictures on the box
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>Mayano coming in hot
>saved by deboofer's Keen Eye
phew
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>>577494306
would, would, would, ew ugly creature, would
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>>577493214
:,)
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>>577494170
dude she's saying ow stop hitting her
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>>577494019
>they're trained horse
>he thinks you cannot train them to go from point A to point B
If you think about someone who cannot be trained properly, you just don't make it run because they can't, simple.

>>577494003
But you can avoid horses to race if they're not docile enough and they cannot keep calm and focus on the race.
The problem is they're throughbred and so most of them have mental issues that makes it harder.
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>>577494368
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do we have Kitasan cryer?
I wanna test something
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>>577493552
gigachads like admire terra are outliers, horses arent that smart
if riding without a jockey was allowed what would happen is that jockeys would jump off in the last spurt to allow the horse to go faster but they'd still ride for the rest of the race
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>>577493590
wao...
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>>577494540
you mean a supiki?
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>>577494417
5'7" is super tall, I am also the same height
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>>577493513
It's just a normal 2 piece KFC meal with a chicken tender as well. Is it worth 1500円? No, you could get a full combo for 980円。 ウマ tax is real. I will play this gacha every day until I get a signed cafe card.
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>>577494540
shut up
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>>577494617
Cryer, because they cry.
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>>577494540
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will my biko pegaSPEED ever be great again?
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>>577493552
>They would run faster without risking to hurt their back and legs too much
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>>577494707
oh yeah? and tell me which character was these "cryers" based from?
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>>577494780
anon...
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I LOVE PANDORA!!!!!!!
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>>577494810
We call ehm cryers and that's that.
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>>577494810
kys speaki apologist
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>>577494810
From Umanko, When They Cry
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>>577494810
Speaki
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>>577494908
no one likes you Ner
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>>577493552
Take it you never had a dog pet or something?
While those fuckers can be pretty CLEVER (not exactly smart), they're very much pack animals and they'd go rampant without a leader to go with, for very obvious reasons.
Horses are the same way, except that they are super retarded, and without a lead of some sort these GIANT FUCKS might go panic mode, which results in everyone going panic and PEOPLE getting hurt, if not the animals themselves due to their own retardation.
Instead of "pack animals" they are "OH SHIT THINGS ARE HAPPENING RUN AND KICK AWAY IN PANIC" retards.
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orenji
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>>577494797
What a retard. I bet he felt super dumb!
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>>577494810
they're from the cryer game
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>>577494810
Rabi
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>>577495000
>trips
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>>577494810
On a character people ask to make as a cryer? Duh
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i wish i got good stats during summer
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>>577495190
i wished you did not
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>>577495150
What does that mean for the current state of things?
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>>577494780
it'll be an ok cope stat stick for GM I guess. Worse than Kita/Tach/Maru/Pokke though and obviously worthless once Pasa comes out
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>>577495228
Rice would say this
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>>577494810
It's /uma/ OC
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>>577494810
some Korean game
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good morning

>>577491786
I like when a funny trend catches on like the cryer, or that every uma is a rapist. silly stuff like that
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>>>/a/290128475
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>>577493552
Horses are prey animals. If they saw/felt other horses running at max speed they would never look back and just keep running until they escape or break their legs.
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>>577495000
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Even an uma may cry when she loses a race, don't you think?
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>>577495319
god horses are SO FUCKING STUPID HOLY SHIT LMAO
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>>577492637
Fukuposters are very nice and pleasant to be around. I would trust my life with one
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supicryayo
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>>577495451
Maybe so, but really cute as well
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morning
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>>577495451
>>577495319
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>>577495350
And it gives me a boner evrytiem
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Sex next week.
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>>577495376
Well done Xoguri chad, you did alright
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>>577495557
morning, CB chad!
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There should be a gag where whenever a loud bang happens half of the umas in the area try to run the fuck away
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>>577495284
I don't understand people who watch anime at 1.5x
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>>577493092
>>577493221
If the labeling and boxes are already in English why not just sell this in the States...
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>>577495713
I don't quite understand people that watch shit beyond 1x speed period, except if the video has an EXTREMELY slow speaker, maybe. People either can't keep up attention, or don't actually care for what they're watching, which you see a lot in the reviewer area on YT when they want to review something terrible.
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>>577495713
I watch between 1.5x and 2x. Maybe even 3 if it's something I *really* don't care about
>Why?
Some scenes are simply too dragged out, like I'd rather just read atp than sit through their dialogue. I rarely watch anime these days because of it, and no I don't read manga either
This is perfect for sloppa shows for instance, like an isekai mega duper super sloppa where you just care about the action scenes, or whatever
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>>577495713
they're not people
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AAAIIIEEEEE IT WON'T GO AWAY NOW
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39321596
Is it too dead to host a lobby? CM18
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>>577495940
me and digitan fucked
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>>577495284
i recognize that seat handle in the op
is op a sinkie
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>>577495923
Thats peak
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>>577495879
>I'd rather skip through things at 3x speed when it's boring me
BITCH JUST SKIP AHEAD TIL THE SCENE IS OVER, not as if you're focusing on the damn show you pretend to watch anymore.
It's literally what I'm doing whenever I see shit in a show or movie I don't give a shit about, I simply skip ahead like a normal human being.
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>>577495713
Genreally same, but I always skip flashbacks and obvious padding scenes. Some anime are insane in that regard (Exiled Knight, My Hero Academia, etc.).
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>>577495923
so they fixed it then broke it again?
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>>577495859
because even though we pioneered fastfood we fell off hard, our fastfood tastes worse, and our collabs suck compared to the rest of the world (Asia)
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>>577495940
Still making aces parents, but I'll send a team for fun
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I watch anime at 1.5-2x speed if I’m just catching up to something I watched a long time ago.
For example, I’m trying to get caught up on SAO, so I’m watching everything up to GGO (where I last stopped) at 2x speed.
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>>577495940
bwo... I'm full looping 20 runs a day for my great-grandparents. I don't have an ace nor I will have it any time soon
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>>577495940
gimme about 30 more minutes
making an ace
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1.5x speed le bad niggas when i tell them to watch all of their cm races at 1.0x speed
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>>577493552
1. Safety - This is self-explanatory
2. Motivation - some horses, despite being very good, will simply not run at 100% because they don't feel like it. A jockey can properly motivate a horse using various tools
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Are you guys zoomers or just adhd
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>>577496089
>SaO
just watch a recap you autistic freak
>>577496158
we know it's both
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>>577496063
nah it's back to normal now
maybe
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>>577495861
>except if the video has an EXTREMELY slow speaker
That's most videos. I've reached the point of putting them at x1.5 and wondering if they are intentionally slowing down the videos before uploading them to achieve better monetization or some shit
Movies and series generally don't suffer from this problem, and have very little "dead time" unless they are bad.
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>>577496158
Yes
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>>577496006
Take this anon for instance >>577496089
If you just *skip* ahead then you're gonna miss scenes entirely, you can still read and follow along (maybe not as clearly, but still) with it sped up. So you're not missing context for later scenes
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>>577496158
Some both, some only the latter, a few normies who are neither sprinkled in.
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Three or four entire threads full of peace and this is all because two plagues reeking of shit have left for awhile. It's amazing how much damage to the threads they've caused alone.
They need to lose more CMs
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uoooooooggghhhhhh I'm fast forwardiiiiinnnnnggggg
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>>577496147
I think yourshould eat yor vergetabel
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>>577496147
i only watch finals
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Holy hell, every mile loop just ends on fucking turf. Third fucking time every time I get 3* blue with important whites I get pink Turf.
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>>577496228
>That's most videos.
Stop watching terrible creator
>if they are intentionally slowing down the videos
You're autistic or schizophrenic, like the creator that isn't able to pace his damn video by cutting things when needed
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>>577496158
I'm a 28 year old zoomer
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>>577496257
don't stop don't stop till finiiiiish
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I watch uma main story on youtube on 1.4 speed
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my casual/shitter friend just got his first plat ever since CM1
the reason?
he has XOguri now
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I skip sex scenes
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>>577495940
>>577496084
Angling whiff...oof
Thanks for the room
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>>577496240
you can guess which ones to skip and what info did you miss if you have a high enough powerlevel
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>>577496147
I only watch finals at normal speed cause that's the only race that matters
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>>577494997
I would like to add to this that in the context of races, every jockey is the personal pack leader of their individual horse. Every horse and their jockey make up their own "two-man herd", with each horse looking for guidance from their own team leader.
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>Don't like a scene/Think a scene is boring
>Do a little bit of spoiler related
WHEEL_UP no-osd seek 2
WHEEL_DOWN no-osd seek -2

Wow so hard... It's what we've been doing since the days of the damn VHS, if not before even.
Instead now, zoomer and ADHD riddled retards pretend to "have watched" something completely while ignoring 99% of it at 2x speed.
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I'm a frontfag and all I've gotten on my loops is a 6-star racing spirit stamina and mood chain with shit pinks and blues
Get me out of here
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They should have a racing category like greyhounds running after a rabbit lure but instead its big dumb horses running after a moving carrot LOL!
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>>577496397
I've done this too with unreleased trainee stories, it is so god damn slow, and since it's using the in-game engine there is no imagery to really stimulate you. For event stories and such I'm constantly skipping dialogue as well
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Its still crazy that my double S late Inari dabbed on a lobby fully of UF/UG umas in the finals
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>i won in lobby while being project to be 7th place
HOLY
>>577495940
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>room has 5 deboofers
>completely locked out of accel skills
latebwos...
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>>577493552
Horses that get loose on the racetrack regularly go and find things to impale themselves on, track wounds and even the need to put a horse down happens in those scenarios.
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Damn you umaggas brains are fried
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>>577495451
thats why horses are not livestock. They are friends.
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>>577496679
just speed read the text version then lmao
read at your own tempo that way simple as that no reason to rely on any GAY ASS VIDEO or "text engine"
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Seeking the Ring
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>needing stimulation to keep on reading
ISHYGDDT, dont tell me you have some kinda of dopamine machine while reading umachan
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GLOBAL TOMORROW
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>>577496147
>increasing the speed at all
That shit looks goofy as hell
I either skip or watch the race/last spurt
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I have skipped all event stories except the fantasy grass and pasa one
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I play a video while doing my uma runs
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>>577496341
>Stop watching terrible creator
Lmao. It's all of them, where the fuck do you live.

>You're autistic or schizophrenic
No, you're retarded, watch time literally drives all their metrics, the entire youtube business model is about padding shit, why the fuck do you think they wouldn't extend things? Sloptubers are routinely posted in these threads with 20 minute long videos that could be a single fucking png and convey the same information.
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>>577496679
yeap, most games just have an animation where they cross their arms while talking and it takes like 15 seconds with nothing going on and that gets boring fast
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>>577496820
Gulp
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>>577495612
Logotype soon
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>>577496891
I play 1 min chess while the clanker makes my parents
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>>577496851
I keep telling myself I'm gonna catch up on all that, but I never do. Only read my wife's story and anything she has a bigger role in.
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>>577496639
>want to try late surger this cm
>forget I have like 30+ front parents, but not a single end/late one, and I never did a Ryan career.
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Pama Sama
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Why are you guys borrowing throne? Isn't light hello better?
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>>577495861
I remember when people would make fun of the youtube videos were specifically 10 minutes and 1 second long in order to be eligible for ad revenue and had nothing of substance for 90% of it
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>>577497258
bwo your own LH?
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>>577496683
Inari bro i wanna be as cool as you, but i gonna roll for Inari forma festival
Is it good do you think? Better than og?
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>>577497289
THAT IS NOT A RABI YOU RETARD
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You now remember you need to eat
Let's go grab something RIGHT now

>>577497258
Most of us already have Hello at 1LB or higher, while maybe 1% of people here have 0LB Throne at best.
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>>577497031
Just clank the Ryan runs. I have never done a manual run with her
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Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really relaly really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
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>>577495557
Good morning
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i want to use hakuraku to see how i do but i don't wanna install the hachimi shit...
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>>577495713
They are just actual brain-rotted retards.
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>>577497361
Thanks for the reminder
Time for a smoke
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>>577496820
What did she meant by this?!?!
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>>577497559
You're not gonna get flagged, or banned. You see how incompetent Cygames are at handling even the most blatant botters with their sweepy or whatever
And please do yourself a favor with Hachimi, 30 fps is so laggy, I can never go back personally
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this is who you can blame for the game's localization
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This is the best thread I've seen in months
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>>577497648
what the fuck did Taishin mean by this?
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>>577497320
My Light Hello is only 3LB so I borrow the MLB one instead
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>>577497685
We already knew this and literally had shitposting about it, fuck off
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>>577497648
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>>577497325
Festival has a better kit for longs, her ult kinda similar to the OG. OG is better for meds/dirt and fest for longs. I am rolling for her too and 1488 Tama
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>>577497559
hachimi has been around for years nothing ever happens
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>>577497831
Tama is not like that (to anyone outside her turf)
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>>577497685
This was talked about like a month ago, go away
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I shan't talk about global translation again
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>>577497719
I need to get a pillow that looks like this.
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>>577497724
She means that if you ever become a parent, your kids are going to find you super annoying since you're so hot-blooded, meddlesome and a total worrywart.
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>>577495343
*FATS*
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Imagine getting invited to your trainee's wedding
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>>577498001
That's fine, she attended my wedding with another trainer. So all is well
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Hi /uma/, i've decided to create a translating group for fan art and doujinshi of umamusume for the guys in here, you can now request for free to have anything you want translated, either through this thread or twitter DM's
We are looking for someone who knows chinese or korean tho, we lack that
Follow the twitter
https://x.com/BoneWaffenTL
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That Flash tits groping gif? I need to do that with Inari
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lates are shit actually and lightning surge is shit
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>>577498057
very cool
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Who's the next meta end closer? Festival Inari?
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>>577498086
>lates are shit
>when moving past and beyond doesn't activate so you uma doesn't move past and beyond 9th place
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>>577498057
We have already translated this
https://nhentai.net/g/671735/
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>>577498251
I did this the other day
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>>577498057
All I can give is my well wishes to this project
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I feel like I'm watching anime at 1.5x speed with these 60fps concerts
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>umaggas: globo trannylations... le bad!!!
>also umaggas: omg yeppers is so cute zoinks jinkies gee whilikers creepers etc
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FPS cam in global when?
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>>577498251
Please get a new typesetter.
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>>577498419
It's fine, autists will be autists
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>>577498086
Lightning Surge is NSM but with a less strict proc condition (minus the lane movement)
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>>577498419
it's ok because its yeppers
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>>577498251

4 WHOLE lines? Damn don't overwork yourselves anon!
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>>577498251
Saving Light Hello from her trauma by marrying and starting a family with her.
I just hope she won't drink during the pregnancy.
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>>577498449
I learned how to center text dont worry
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>>577497831
So i need both (and Both tamas though)
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>>577497361
I'm overweight, I can skip a meal or two or three
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>>577498419
I'm allowed to not like the part where they censor christmas and romantic subtext while also liking the way they translated country bumpkin speak
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>>577498251
my recommendation is that you don't use the same font for everything
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>>577498541
That's the point nigger, I was bored at home and wanted to do something quick
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>>577498610
>I can skip a meal
telling lies?
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>>577498419
it's ok, global is not canon
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>You now remember she's not called Christmas Oguri but Holidays Oguri
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>>577498631
Do you know any other good fonts?
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>>577498812
more like the voice line saying Merry Christmasu but the text says happy holidays
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>>577498889
https://mangadex.org/chapter/60acd7e0-111f-4d07-8ba8-c5f92306f5ac

check those
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>>577498889
there's heaps of fonts guide by searching on google (some were made by /a/utists)
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>>577498251
She's singing in the toilet...
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>>577498947
All my E rank Makweens from before autoruns...
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2002 called, they want their war on christmas discourse back
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>>577498601
Keep in mind 1488 Tama is a pacer and not and end anymore
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>>577499030
that's kinda rude
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>>577494598
>what would happen is that jockeys would jump off in the last spurt to allow the horse to go faster but they'd still ride for the rest of the race
The point is making them race without jockey from the start, also a jockey doing that is too risky.
It's a rule set, no jockey allowed, it's not a rule about "jockeys are optional"

>>577494997
>comparing dogs to an horse
Wrong correlation for various reasons.
Dogs are far more controllable with a leash if they get mad, because they can be smaller than you and they weight way less than an horse. Also Jockeys are smaller than standard humans, so you can point out that you have less strenght.
It's not something you can compare, an horse that can go mad can be horrible with a jockey or not.
The only point i can understand is how a jockey can have such a bond with an horse that can calm it in any situation.
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>>577499030
Tested for what
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>>577499196
for deez
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>>577498624
Thanks for reminding me to seethe again
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Wait so are people already doing the 120fps trick?
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>still not even halfway done with the 1.5th anni challenges because I never manually run careers
damn...
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I overheard my trainee complaining that nobody follows her Umastagram, and later I checked it only to find out that she has nothing but out of focus shots of food and barely comprehensible complaints about school
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>>577498889
>>>/a/thread/290111504
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>>577499371
qrd?
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>>577497361
No I cannot, i'm at 10% BF so that I can FEROCIOUS SEX with my wife Oguri Cap when anime is made real
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>>577498419
yeppers is sovl
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>>577499371
yeppers, anon posted about it three threads ago
>>577499470
don't worry about it
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>>577499371
>120fps trick
Did you mean hachimi?
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>>577498947
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>>577499437
Link that works
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/290111504/
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>>577499660
Is that how umas get pregnant?
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yippers
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>>577499635
No, they're talking about Overseer, the latest hack suite by Remezzo, found at his github
https://github.com/Remezzo/Umamusume-Overseer
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>>577499746
special transfer
*burp*
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List your favourite global localization
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>>577497852
>>577497667
i did it, if i get banned it is what it is
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sweepy
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buy an ad
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>>577499896
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>>577499660
>>577499869

is there more uma vore?
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>>577499861
hell yeah finally, I can now make my aces
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>>577499510
dam new ace sarcophage
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>>577499724
Thank you
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>>577499861
what a let down it turned out to basically be a gametora overlay
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>>577499861
>they couldn't get dumper to work
KWAB
gonna enjoy my free plats in the meantime
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oguri brap
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>>577500021
i dont have any more
post it if you find some
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>>577500196
>>577500196
>>577500196
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>>577499510
>>577500050
Does anyone else in /uma/ train solely for their waifus?
I'm 187 pounds and 6'1 all for Oguri Cap
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>>577500383
I started going to gym like week ago



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