Previous: >>577500196>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. MiracleCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3, Trainer Aptitude Test>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Good/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Fusaichi Pandora (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>MayanoShit uma
when spooky mayano releases then she will become my oshi (from time to time, track dependent).
Brown
how are you fellas keeping cool in this heat
>MayanoBest uma
>>577521161your AC gwo...
Digitan LOVE
>>577521023The greatest character ever created.
Tachyon LOVE
>>577521138who is your current oshi?
>>577521161It's warm and windy here, so I just need to have my window opened
>>577521161My AC is set to 75 but honestly I think it could go higher because I have a vent pointed right my computer
>>577521261end closer christmas oguri
>>577521176i live in a historically significant (i.e. rickety old ass) building and my government forbids me from getting ac installed
bricked...
>>577521161i'm not in yurop, we have ACs and fans here
it is midnight, my dudes
>>577521161Always have 2 sets of clothes in the freezer for a few hours and pop a cold one on. Go hang out at a resturant nearby that has an air conditioner. Ice your balls gently.
i missed you nonny...
>tfw no ardan trainee
Hags Love?
>>577521156More like Steal in Love
Let's not beat down each other for being first or third world, or brown or whiteWe all have similar problems, we don't need to shit on each otherJust like Michael Yackson said Oh God, he's taking Demerol hee-hee
>>577521161i just suffer through it with a dinky fan as my only relief.i'd prefer to strip off my clothing entirely but my physique is an embarrassment. i am convinced that even my own dog cannot stand the sight of it.
>>577521523Hag Love
>>577521523We love older (in actuality our peers) women here
>>577521161I simply live with the pain
>>577521161i don't
>>577521630umazing post grass bro
>>577501442I like that some dacchis probably followed this account and now you can check them in the followers list
>>577521335orfevre is stronger anyway and you need to make your entire team around her for her to winmeanwhile you can run orfevre+double debuffer and win easily like christmas oguri
>>577521456the first bit does sound effective but also mildly psychotici have an ice pack that i sit on so i guess that constitutes for ball chilling
huge fucking brat and mayano top gun
>>577521161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H514-w6ttNo
>>577521023smooching Mayacchi
what will you do this CM anons, ace + 2 doms/keen eye or 3 aces?
>>577521630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2AitTPI5U0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1pqi8vjTLY
It's time
>>577521630
>>577521912meta-chasers that are running double debuff for cm18 will regret it.
>>577521161AC is literally the only way to live in south florida without having to take a siesta every day
>>577521023Meisho Doto Moving to Northern Lakes New Stables: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-afityQbac
late maya for cm18 over end?unfortunately flowery maneuver is kinda ass
>>577521816take that back
>>577521984no violence!
>>577521912triple speed eater fronts
MYSTERY NIGGAS!
>>577522054Pace and you get speed star for speed carryover with her unique. After the buff it can even activate on the final straight so it's great
>>577522093Kancolle spotted
>>577522093permanent ramen experts booth
>>577522091same as this nonny >>577522091
>>577522054CM18 is a pace fest like last sprint no? My late maya demolished that CM because she easily overtakes the failed paces and gets free 0.4 accel
>>577521912double speed eater + keen eye late to rape pacekeks
>>577522038looks great, happy that the old fuck got to experience it still
YAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>577522054Pace or late and you grind for fast learner
>>577521813It's the best option you have. psychotic would be wetting it a bit before doing so
>>577522245I think late is ass this time because the ult can fire wayyyy too early unlike in the sprint CM. Back then the ult triggers right before late race
>>577522360enjoy your boy
does cheer king unique work in CM18?
>>577522245the final corner is so far away from the accel zone this time
https://ts7th.umamusume.jp/en/losangeles/anons, we're attending right? we cannot allow cygames' first venture outside of japan to be a colossal and humiliating failure.
>>577522523I unconditionally love and trust my sweet little sister.
>>577522563nyoppers, I might, maybe, go for the >London one
>>577522553then make her a pace chaser with budding blossom, head-on and determined descent
>>577521161I don't wear clothes and it helps a little, but it's a difficult time of the year
>>577522093I wonder if we're going to get even more VAs eating ramen.
>>577522360>just got my first hotspring ticket with Skytoday is Seiun Day
>>577522091>>577522235oguri.png
>>577522787You are not imagining both Teio and Maya naked in their dorm room
late or end sweepy i can't decide...
chrono genesex
>>577522563so... do you all want to meet up or something?
cm 18 room, testing some early aces633522466335224663352246
>>577522929
>>577522563hm nyo not interested in these umas
YO CHILL IM STILL MAKING GRANDPARENTS
>>577523202There is nothing to grab
>>577523135late with oyl won me the sprint cm so i will go with that again
>>577523194Damn, I don't think my CM14 aces will do for this room
why are mares like this
>>577523361
>>577523134imagine the smell in that room...
Who should I farm on daily races now?>new umasCurren(51) and Flash(66) Or >base of alts I haveOpera(11) Maruzen(37) Oguri(45)
>>577523407jesus chill out I need my job
i want to be the doormat of the teiomaya dorm room
>>577523407you don't get to decide when to pull out
>>577523202the seductive sky...
>>577523542whore if you're lacking sprintersmaruzen and oguri otherwise
>>577523764Oguri for looping
guys check out my naruto oc this is osushi uzumaki
uma for this feel?
Is this the most legendary support card that will never be an alt?
>>577523945Aston Machan
>>577523945daring tact
>>577523945Deep Impact
Ah, so this is why we no longer bother with manual parent runs.
>>577523945xoguri
>>577523970sweepy doesn't have allat
>>577523194results>>577523393they are a bit outdated but i am sure they can win if you believe in them!
any more rooms
I don't really feel like this deck can get me anywhere anons, am I doomed to not use tama this CM? I got too comfortable bororwing nn wit and now I pay the price...
Got curious about the JRA Special Award since they're not awarded yearly like HOTY and others>The JRA Special Award is an award issued by the Japan Racing Association (JRA). Unlike most awards issued by the JRA, it is not awarded every year and is only awarded when there is a subject that deserves special recognition in a given yearUmamusumes that have received it:>1973Haiseko, awarded for causing the first horse racing boom>1989Oguri Cap, after the Mile Champ Oguri Cap ended up 2nd on the Japan Cup behind Horlicks>1993Tokai Teio, won the Arima Kinen after being injured>1995Rice Shower, won the Tenno Sho Spring after a bad streak but sadly got injured on the Takarazuka Kinen>1998Silence Suzuka, won 6 consecutive races before an injury in the Tenno Sho Autumn>1999Grass Wonder, won both the Takarazuka Kinen and Arima KinenSpecial Week, won both the Tenno Sho Spring and Autumn>2001Stay Gold, first Japanese-bred horse to win overseas a G1, the Hong Kong Vase not to confuse with the first Japanese-trained horse to win overseas, Seeking the Pearl>2007Vodka, first mare to win the Derby in 64 years>2020Chrono Genesis, won both the Takarazuka Kinen and Arima Kinen>2024Forever Young, 4 graded wins in Japan and internationally plus third place in the Kentucky Derby and Breeders' Cup Classic.
Would you guys name your child after an Uma?
So now that the dust has settledWas dirt CM based or cringe?I didn't find xoguri strong at all, the real demon was RickyHaving debuffers who used their skills in time was more important too
>>577524152farm leap forward parents and borrow Nature Wit
>>577524121>they are a bit outdated but i am sure they can win if you believe in them!Unironically think they could get me to finals if I was lazy enough, I just need to make new ones soonTM>Pasa late start tooIt was simply not meant to be
redshit good this cm?
>>577524254xog being enabled at all means it's bad because niggers can run double debuff + 2 ult trigger oguri
>>577524254cringe
>>577524159vodka was such a cool horse
>>577524254why are you posting NTR
>>577524428I mean she's hot, so whatever
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>577523970>still the only loli in a swimsuit to this dayWtf
Front bros can you post your best front ace which can win CM (or better won)I need to know which white skill in need to have pls
>>577524221Ryan and Brian sound like normal names
>>577524474She's really not.
>>577524069I don't think I've raged harder than during manual dirtmaxxed parent runs in Unity.>randomly explode in G1 races >brocked, rushed/struggled into death, raped by Taiki just because>can't clock them>shit training RNG>you don't have many turns to stabilize your training RNG>Skin Outbreak lmao and it immediately triggers>raped by quirky S-rank teams before 2nd summer>raped by ubercharged Glass/Cock in URA finalsThank fucking god auto exists.
i still dont understand the mambo meme...
>>577524767Real
is this good
>>577524920mambo
>>577524767
>>577524940Post 'eck
>>577524940Any shitty VBourbon gonna rape her.
>>577524940yes
>>577524920the horse does a performance of the song omatsuri mambo during her story mode and the unfunniest people you can think of latched onto it
>>577524920Fool didn't realize that mambo was a chinkslop meme that cannot be understood from the source
>>577524940Looks like mine Suzuka and mine losing badly
>>577525010blue sparks all over the place, pinks are 9*Mile and whites are from my loopas>>577525079not if I build MY VBobo first!>>577525090nyes>>577525230nyoo...
>>577524121how the fuck are you people training UF3 umas...
>>577525291wow get a load of this buhi deck
>1000 google play credits is 10$>1150 google play credits is 2400 carats>2500 carats in game is like 29$Excumst me? Carats are 1/3rd the price if you buy google play credits instead of buying carats?
>>577525291That wit with those two cards is crazy
>>577524254I hated it. I don't have Rickey, Hoguri, or Falco, so it was already an uphill battle in the best of conditions. Debuffers are pure cancer, in Group A Round 2, I ran 80 races and 60+ had quadruple debuffers. It's just not a fun experience.
i didnt make leap forward parents because i thought i was gonna borrow ruby but ruby is a fucking brick
>>577525331buhis. and btw the vf way to play is just wrong. he literally taught everyone to play this scen wrongly. but im just gonna let that slide. whales can hit UF5+ if they played properly
>>577525409
>>577525529What is the VF way to play and how do you play correctly
>>577524351Red Shift is never good, so I doubt it>t.haven't even checked it
>>577525529buy an ad, rae
are there black people who play umamusume? which umas are popular with them?
>>577525596im not gonna answer that because id like everyone to play wrongly
>>577525529>btw, this buhi social media celeb DOCTOR SCHOOL DROPOUT taught people to play the game WRONG on purposeyeah no fucking shit why would he create competition who then show his retarded poorfag ass off online to undermine his "skills"?
>>577525686Mejiro McQueen
>>577525717So just talking out your ass
>>577524221I don't want to fuck my child, bro. But I'll fuck your offspring if you want once they become golddiggers..
>unique skill Lvl 4
is this AI?
>>577524254I got thrown to the wolves with a hog with better stats and a triple ace team that was also better than mine even though my winrate sucked. >>577472520 That'd be one thing, but my whole team exploded and had the worst placement they had the whole CM. Fuck this track, love I never have to see it ever again.
>>577525485>he hasn't listened the true witgod
>>577524940>power not over 1200It's dead, jim.
I need to check my other suzuka in future CM, pls join 4750565247505652
power is literally a meme stat btw. this cm has a fuckhuge downhill so its all wit all the time.
>want to have Muteki and Sirius Symboly Am i gay?
>>577526330'fraid so
Type shit you will only ever get in an auto career
uma bizarre world
>>577525857no but it's the kind of style that's extremely easily replicated by AI
>>577526158slut
>>577526467ayooo sauce me up on the sloppa!
>>577526594I requested it from someone on the /trash/ sloppa thread last year
i hate women
>>577524574Some of the more important ones:>greens to trigger groundwork>groundwork>dodging danger/prudentpositioning/ignited wit>racing spirit: stamina>Top Runner>Playtime's Over>ignited spirit speed/power>front runner straights/cornersand so on and so forth
>>577525857Detector says it's fine.
>>577526702
>>577526745lol
They're adding a third ice skating uma? When is her banner?
>>577525000Trips of truth
air wife
>>577524159Ok where the fuck are the other umas to have won both Grand Prix races in the same year?
>>577525857It's hand drawn by seeing those crispy lineart, but it's definitely traced on AI in some way
>>577525857It sure looks like it was traced from AI at least. Why the fuck is the pillow shining
rapists
>>577525857>look up artistseems fine enough to me
>>577524617No one asked
>>577527260didn't bribe the officials
>>577526445falco will never act like a whore
>>577525291>No Ines wit
>>577527574only in front of me and when I ask her to
>>577527323>ArtistsAI is evil and fake and gay because it trains with our art!>Also artistsTracing an AI image is actually good because... because it just is
>>577527801He didn't say of that you schizophrenic AIjeet
>>577527801Okay, and you're melting down because?>>577524254My xog was too fucking strong with groundwork + umastan that she constantly PDM and blocked the fuck out
falco says all her fans are equal but she only has sex with first fan
>>577528034just like every uma
>>577524159it's the consolation prize for not getting an award in the main categories
>>577522534It's delayed. So it can, but it's not that good
>>577527801AI bad btw
wawei
>>577528413hate this gross chud horse like you wouldn’t believe
The Cygames localizers still badly failing to justify their localization of Maruzensky's official nickname Supercar to Hot Rod, just pisses me off. They dare to rewrite official Japanese horse racing history just because the localizer's favorite 2007 movie was Andy Samberg's Hot Rod. Hot Rod does not fit Maruzensky as a nickname at all, when her racing debut in Japan was considered bleeding edge technology since she blew all the local horses away. Not only that but in-game, Maruzensky literally owns and drives around a real life supercar and not a hot rod car. Hot rod cars are traditionally vintage cars and the most expensive hot rod cars are usually vintage cars that predate WW2. Maruzensky obviously does not predate WW2 and calling her vintage, would be a bad joke when Saint Lite already existshttps://x.com/Cygames_CF_info/status/2088204321959907526
>>577524159I thought ECP won a French G1.
>>577528563Pokke did nothing wrong
>>577522534Pump works better but might be good as one of late race procs for shake it out
>no-lifers are busy farming in their mom's basement >me making bets on the real G's racing>making cash and bank>and farming at the stables>and own my own horses
>>577528583He was American
>>577528574Localizers are never held accountable. The closest we'll ever get is dunking on then when they all get replaced by Grok and expect us to save their jobs for them.
>>577528704>using sports betting as a jobThe stockmarket casino is two blocks down
>>577528704Wow your'e so coolHow's the wife and 10 kids. Or the gfOr the ferrari and 7 sport cars
>>577528505
>>577528583
>>577528975Cygames really has bad luck with American lozalizers. After all, Crunchyroll helped killed off Princess Connect so you expect the company would have learned from their past mistakes about giving too much freedom to American lozalizers
>Chinese person wins with Chinese umaJapan bros...
>>577524152>I don't really feel like this deck can get me anywhere anons, am I doomed to not use tama this CM?If you want to run Tama, or any 0 speed growth late, you're probably better off burrowing NN, inheriting leap forward, and running 3 speed.You could try going max speed sparks if you have them
>>577529261I want to have sex and hold hands after
>>577529541during sex too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH4WsrtLrqE
One of the greatest characters ever created.
this game fucking sucks whys xoguri the only strong uma? wheres the new strong umas?
>>577529786I want to but nails in the back
>>577529845>wheres the new strong umas?still working out
>>577528671pokke pussy...
>>577529828im guessing the short version will just be her shooting the water guns
post something cute
agnes.
Can someone do a wellness check on Umama? I'm worried about how she's taking her CM loss...
>highrolled but did not get 1100 witfuck....... can 980 wit work anons? I saw it coming due the shop being shit so I ended up with 660 stam (late), does that maybe make up for lower wit fucking me over in the downhill?
>>577530195
>>577523067what was oguri about it
Do people actually find this hag beautiful?
sex
>>577529756>trainer will pay for this
>>577530052>mfw this artist just appeared on my tl nowwas too lazy to find their socials so that's nice
which uma count as frauds
>>5775253313 speed 2 wit LH, on an Uma with good stat growths. Just have a decent run
>>577530621
>>577530440unprotected
>>577530621Admire Groove
what deck and runs are you doing for rank A with independent training?
>>577530621too many wins = fraudnot enough wins = jobber
>>577530434Yeah, straight men do
>>577530621makween
>>577530621Doto, she told me it was a safe day...
>>577530746I mean for the event aptitude rank A
>>577530750Did Creek pay Sweepy to use an age spell on her rivals so she can baby them again?
>>577530434Hag onee-sans can't be beat, sadly it's not sad at all, actually, LONG LIVE HAG ONEE-SANS
>everyone was suggesting curren and daiwa wit for GL>fuku mogs them both in terms of stat ouput + starting friendship and gives guaranteed right-handed>but muh 2% specialty prioritywhy is this community so retarded?
>>577530902Doto would never do this on purpose
>>577531058Doto...
>>577530902she just goofed up
>>577531050I too browse reddit
2 speed 3 wit or 3 speed 2 wit on an uma with speed growth?
>>577531120doto tops
love whorse
>>577531337you will have no power with 3 witand you need stam sparks for mile so can't fix it in that way either
>>577529045wrong. It's not luxurious, but the stakes are there for you to actually live life happy with at least a lot of liquid assets and equity in betting and horse breeding. General farm work is harder than most. Wake up 5 am, go take care of horses/feed them/put em out to pasture after a thorough grooming. breakfast then go to work, the hands take care pof the rest for 8 hours, come back, more horse work, ect. It's a lot of work.>>577528993you can make bets on your phone, stupid.
>zamnIm glad Doto moved from that old stable
Is risky business a brick for mile? how much stam does it drain?
>>577531050what site is this saar?
>>577531658dont take it man just not worth it, this track is weird theyll not go full spurt even if they will survive with 10%+ hp
Thoughts?
>>577531357Satono diamond cooling off
>>577531831i got it offered on an end xog with 600 raw stam so it's tempting
>>577531906marriage
>>577531658barely any, it's good
>>577530140
>>5775319063 children minimum
>>577531906Perfect
>>577530303Yeah probably. Doubt it would make that much difference if you crunched the numbers
>>577531923my stupid ass did not read the sign nor the post, I just thought it was a hons cooling offthat's cool though
>>577530195Do you want a gold pearl? A blue pearl? Or maybe...
>>577531906my wife
>>577532205Fishtore...
>>577530998unbirth spell so she can actually be their mommy
Based! Kill all trannylators.
no one asked, back to /pol/
>>577531338doto takes what she wants
>>577532361none of these people play the game btw
rice shower would never assault her trainershe is a good girl
If there was an Umamusume fighting game, who would (You) main? And who are the most vitally important members of the roster?
>>577532649taiki would be a grappler because she likes hugging
>>577532649some ideas; kitasan would be a kickboxer or something and rice like a dagger usermaybe rice
How many followers does everyone have
>>577532361based
>>577532649gorilla princess
Ara
>>577532869300 maybeover half of them is from the worst seiun ever
How bricked am i with 100 speed missing
is Pokke sexy, serious answers please
Mejiro Ramonu is so insanely ugly.
>>577533063megamind ahh head
>>577533063Old lady
>>577533130>mile S>right handjobyou're fine
Who do I run for Oka Sho CM? I was thinking yeppers + sweep + air groove, but apparently scarlet won the thing so maybe I should run her? I don't have flower.
>>5775328695 hundo
>>577533130Did you not play CM these past few days to know the answer?
>>577531658>>577531969Even if you hit the 0.04, it should easily be fine on a xog with that much stam
>win with Xog>let's be cheek>this happensHeh.
>>577533151Give us your answer first
finna send a cheeky tenner on halloween doto’s banner next week
>>577532649GentildonnaTamamo CrossGolshiKitasanFukukitaru
>>577533151Kind of
>>577533273i won most of em so i never paid attention
>>577533234>three maresIt isn't even the actual Oka ShoI know what you are
>>577533158t. Still In Love
>get top ranked uma in event>27k borrows in less than a dayHory shet
>>577533158Still....
>>577532605Enough about /uma/
>>577533536>still only 100 CP
>>577533536is it even that good?clanking atm so I can't check
>>577533293oh that's nothing
>>577533536>2nd place is 175
>>577533536>My trainer turned me into a broodmare
IM GOING TO BE EATEN
>>577532649
>>577533792we're so alike>>577533885what a cute, meat loving boy!
>>577533593There are trainers that don't get 100 CP a day
>>577534071Not with that mouth, torena-kun
>>577533536>people will waste 15TP to get a meme Uf gp
>>577533151yeah
:\ she somehow snuck past right in the end when she was getting blocked, oh well
https://jiggie.fun/cKJqnLhttps://jiggie.fun/cKJqnLhttps://jiggie.fun/cKJqnLhttps://jiggie.fun/cKJqnL
>>577532183>didn't realize it was Satono Diamond
What does Strategy S actually do?
>>577533536>its okay trainer i will be back soon!>yeah these nice trainers just want to talk to me about my racing. thats all.
>>577534323
>>577534361Bricks your positionals unless you're a Front
>>577534361decreases the chance of breast or cervical cancer later in life by up to 15%
>>577533593>>577534145stop calling it that
>>577533382Hanshin 1600 turf is the Oka Sho. So what if it is several months after the real one?
>>577534095I'd pump and dumb gold city desu.
>you need Tachion SSR even in front deck otherwise you wouldnt have enough skillpoints for all skillsWhy didnt you tell me before?
>>577531338
>>577534753this is wrong>t. frontcuckyou have enough for everything
>>577534753get sum hints nigga
>>577533536D*ck plz.
Stupid meta Oguri. Needs correction #
>>577534848Do you have SSR wit cards?
>>577534030>>577534451Giwtwm
>>577534917only fine
The answer is me
>>577535003I dont have finemotion bwo...
FUCKING STUPID BITCH IT'S A FAST LEARNER RUN TOO FUCK
>trainer... I won't show up tonight
wahey
>>577535095you'll be back once ramonu and wit bobo drops then, just hold out some
>>577534848t. frontCHADno you don't
>>577535129
fucking bitch halo the moment i get another sprint trainee im dropping that cunt for good
>>577535184Yeah, but i need my Front ready for cm...
>>577535351now give her bigger lips and curly hair
>>577521023>This is the person in charge of translating your UmaSo now it makes sense why they censor Christmas and heterosexuality.
I forgot Brian has to win this race, not just finish top 3.....Fuck I had such a good run going. Guess I have to click stam once or twice during summer
>>577535572Don't forget a jap gave the ok signal to this crap
>>577535601gwo your 18* stam parents?
fokke the pokkelickey the rickey
Cute Ayabe CUTE
>>577535675Japs has been kneeling to the US since the war
>>577535675I highly doubt they give a single shit for baka gaijins
>>577535601I had such good inspirations... mile s too....>>577535689I have gotten a single 3* stam parent in a fucking YEAR of playing this game
>>577535818a single at all or a single with pinks and whites worth using
nobody cares you /pol/brained faggotfuck off
>>577524121Is Yukino good for this cm?
>>577535940the 4 human rights cards...
>>577535940>front fags went "GET MAUR GET THE HAG GET HER NOW OR BE BRICKED">few weeks later NO ONE is using herno I don't care that she is in the top 10, she isn't in the top 3, if even in the top 5 for most categories.
>>577535902
>>577535948A single at all. Like URA era veteran too. all of my 3* luck is in speed power wit....
>>577535675More like a jewish HR firm in California that hire these fucks.
>>577536050Oops I forgot to add an oguri face to my post, sorry
>>577535902I want to spoil super creek….
>>577531658You can tank it if it procs late race.
You don't hate americans enough
>>577536050>people arent using the card thats specific to one out of 4 stylesYeah... no shit?
>>577536363
Hello, motherfuckers.
>>577533151only after she becomes a mother
>>577532649Sweepy would probably be an annoying zoner. I could see Golshi as a weird charge character. Yaeno Cuteki would be a nice melee fighter.
>>577536687
>>577534095my pov
My standards for a great/great grandparent parent that i could keep are low from when i was only doing one run a day and i cant decide which ones are good enough to actually keep now and which ones i really should pitch to make room when i totally would have kept them before
>>577536687Hello, NPC uma that'll never be playable
>>577536924my solution is to still do only one career a day
>>577535902>ywn take turns spoiling eachother with super creekuit has never been more over
>>577536924Odds are if you did not want to immediately loop it, and it does not jump out to you as loopable, it probably is not worth keepingIn the worst case, you can always remake it
>>577532649/uma/ says fighting games for for blacks
>Little did she know that the wallpaper was a photo of her in a swimsuit.
>>577533792
>>577537150i will probably sperg out and think 'oh didn't i have that one legacy with an extra late surger corners' or 'maybe that one had a better combination with this borrow i found' or some crap like thatloss aversion sucks
agemasenweimambo mommy agnes
>>577537430>Little did she know that the wallpaper was a photo of her in a swimsuitisn't that normal?
MAMBO!
>>577533792>I think if she removed everything about her cute busty bookworm appeal, she'd be a more popular characterHow gay is this guy?
everyone talks about their favorite umas but who's your second favorite?
>>577537549>mommy Agnes Reddit tachyon
>>577537496No you won'tIf you start thinking “well, I MIGHT loop this later”No you won'tThink about the furthest back you've gone in one of your branchesIt certainly was not over 150 veteransThis is me talking from a place of hypocrisy by the way, my boxes are full and need cleaning too
>>577537759these types of girls are a turn off irl
>>577537150>>577537496keep the legacies with skills that are hard to come by, like the racing spirits
>>577537549>mommy agnesthe consequences of WE FUCKED
>>577537801i'm still using a 2 stam 2 mile from unity1 because it's still literally the only one i have after god knows how many clanked runs
>>577537796my favorite's daughter, for oyakodon reasons
>>577537849A fifth of all my legacies have spirit stam at this point
Why is there no Legend race for Daiwa Scarlet?
>>577537928nice mating dance
>>577537796i like oguri but gentildonna is wife material
>>577537829I had one in my class at school, and she was hot af. Too bad she was extremely shy and I was extremely autistic and never approached her.
>>577538316Cute
>>577535981She is alright, not really a meta pick.But she does have inbuilt determined descent and nsm and can get downhill speedster from an event.Also more or less guaranteed head on if you win her career races.
>>577538301>lust after gold city >she gets pissed off >restrain yourself and act nonchalant >she gets pissed off There’s no winning!
>>57753797822132and 136 above my head
>>577537928>>577538205I wish she'd fix me
do you agree with this statement https://x.com/stratospheriae/status/2088271059967791491
>>577538316Apple
what is this weird raid about linking twitter shit about translation
got tired of clanking so I made a test team for CMcome beat my girls811997508119975081199750CM 18 room
>>577538596
>>577533885This entire scenario is such a massive humiliation ritual for Brian, it’s great.
>>577538685The implied statement that I should make use of X, the Everything App? No, I do not
>>577538685yeah, it's funny
just beat the guy whos parent I borrowed for my aces in a room match
>>577538814She's as into as I am.
>>577539014That's nice CasB
>>577539014>censor the first name>leave the rest untouched
>>577535740
Good night friends!!!
>>577539047into what?
>>577539181gn
did they fix mile maven?
>>577539192Grooming.
>>577539014>>577539059>>577539120
>>577539181Good night
>>577539181Sleep tight babydachi
I have never got an uma that gave me 3 stars in anything but Guts
>>577539476Stop doing Guts training torena-kun
>>577537796she is almost going to edge out the competition and take 1st place, honestly.I'm a f2p frontfag but I'm totally captured by her. It's unreal, fucking propaganda works
>>577538762>threw in my clankers >get blocked by two flowers AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>577537796Gold Ship.
>>577539476you have to actually play the game, anon. Then you will (probably) get more 3* uma sparks
>>577539265nyes
>>577537796Banana Friend
SHUT UP DANTSU FLAME
>>577537796Cafe
>>577538762Results.>umas firing everything but permablockedPower is such a meme stat, let's try again.848688348486883484868834
>>577537549There is literally no one ever would call Digitan mommy...
What are the generic skills to start looping over? Like a kit for FR/PC or LS/EC?
>>577539740I really doubt people manually do 10 careers per day
I want to fuck my trainee so damn much...
>>577539014what is this next level retardation casb
>>577540201she would cry before, during, and after
>>577536769
Somehow getting 2nd place A even though I was doing the bare minumum against 2 xguri + 4 dominators niggers. Dont know if I should feel smug for putting little effort or regret that I should have put more cause I was running the chink horse pace medium A lmao and it was the normal oguri late medium s that got me that second
>>577540201Dahby is a good uma
What's the inheritance chance difference between 12* Medium and 18* Medium?
>>577540132DIE
>>577539181Babydachi...
>>577537796my secondary and current wife, king halo—.... eh? why can't i select a photo of other umas?
>>577537549>>577537932>>577540061
>>577539946Results.>shake it out proc for xmas miracle wasn't THAT badheh, good to know, thanks for joining
>>577537796Digitan is my no.2 of choice
Just installed Hachimi and can't believe I played for so long without it
>>577537796Serizawa Yuu
>>577540141why is that a requirement to get 3*? >get 600+ in stats, you can routinely get this by clanking GL>600+ = 5% for 3*>1100+ = 10% for 3* so all things being even, your odds of getting a 3* are between 1 in 20 and 1 in 10, depending on how many stats you get 1100+ in. With spark rerolling, that's 1 in 10 careers. Again, on average. RNG can fuck you over anyway, etc.
>>577540605
When do we get more options for daily legend races? 2nd anni?
>>577540657It's probably for jp?
>>577540391~8% - 43% for 18*, 25% for 12*
>>577540657Congrats for finally upgrading to the first class citizen
>>577540747Should be yes
>>577540761That's not 8%
>>577540282
>trying to do front ace >It's fucking sucksWhat if i change front for 1 late? (for Vodka)
>>57754088935% for 12*
>>577540938which one are you using
>>577521023I want to shower my daughter Mayano Top Gun with affection and love, inside and out.
>>577541014Suzuka bwo
>>577540201GANBATTE MISTER SPERM UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>577540657its literally so good i cant imagine playing without it yeah. the fps unlocker is goated but also the race replay stuff in hakuraku, also uploading your stable to the umalator instead of manually editing it...
>>577541163
>>577541163runaway?
>>577532649Your genre is dead and full of bitch made trans loving fags. Move on already.Rice Shower
anyone have the webm for seeking the pearl's ult?
>>577541247No...
>>577540938>vodkano anon. keep suzuka, go full oonige. then mutate vodka into another front, she has C front by default it's very easy. the issue is you're not committing hard enough, you need MORE fronts.
>>577541224why did he do it
>>577541324non seiun sky fronts need to gamble on final push, second wind to get more accel if that's what you need. por plancha helps a little too
>>577541249Facts
Uh bwos? When is the next dirt cm?Look at what grandparent I got 259709630
>>577532649The entire genre boils down to memorizing combos and the actual mechanics behind the quirky unintuitive animations.
>>577540938you gonna need 2 fronts if you want to use them, for a late not sure if you want OYL or the new ruby power gold, but vodka should be alright since she has furious feat
>muh based localizersApparently, the global audience is familiar with otaku culture but too dumb to understand Helios' nickname for Goldship: Golpippi
I wish my trainee would physically abuse me.
>>577540669this artist captures the 'donna's stare really well.
>>577541514That depends on which game you play. There are plenty where actual decision making is involved, planting seeds to get a reaction, lot of strategy etc etc but you'd have to play around to know that. I will not deny that a lot of them, arcsys slop, revolves around this though. Please do not make statement that make you sound like you are salty your cousin beat you because he watched a youtube tutorial on how to do basic things.
>>577540938Witgod mention this where fronts lose their power from now on. You either make a bobo or you dont front run.
>>577541601The amount of people that actually understand and care enough about "Otaku Culture" is VERY fucking slim, the rest is a bunch of mainstream pretentious cunts. Sure you will hear plenty of people go "bwo I totally love anime" but then all they do is watch mainstream seasonal shit, if even fucking that.
>>577541502CM22, a Dirt MileExplode
>>577541601Erm but pippi is problematic because pippi longstocking is a story that has colonial tropes, racial stereotypes, and offensive language and we don't want people to associate le gold ship with that and pippi sounds like peepee and we don't want the little kids to think of gold ship futa porn that would be problematic
>>577541693you do it on purpose
>>577541523Nah i actually dont, almost always in lobby other frontsand i always losing, well anyway i already asked this here, it's so retarded>waste a a lot of stam to speed up a bitmeanwhile lates>get +999 accel for free>>577541435like this anon said>Second windLmao>>577541841I dont have bourbon!!!!! I'm using 1 front two pace (for now)
>>577541841only weak trainers or metafaggots say this btw
>haha I would love to go out with you Light Hello->ah>I might need a rain check on that
sag hex
>>577541972lates are fun as fuck but they're also extremely gambly>t. digitan who dominated last CM ended up 5th in the finalsif you're okay with that, become a lateGOD and steal kino wins
The newcutie that followed me did 6 careers. Last login 6 days ago
>>577541841I will miss picking hesitant front runners for every cm...Frontkeks, it was fun, but now make way for the true gods, aka lateCHADS
I need all the "localizer hater" fags to show me their plats
>>577538828
I need all the "localizer lover" to show me their plats right now
wtf were cygames thinking with two dirt cms in one scenario
>>577542061I didknow Scarlet was possessive like that.I thought she was an honor student
>>577541972>1 front 2 paceForget about that if you want front ace. Your best bet is 2 front 1 late or 1 end. I tried 2 front 1 pace but its nowhere near as good. The worst is 3 front bar none. Solo front is only if you REALLY hate lucky pacers, but she'll never win.
>>577540657Congrats bwo. Now is probably the worst time to use hachimi since that idiot remezzo released that cheating tool that is based on hachimi. Surely Cyge will fuck us over...surely.
>>577542323I accept your concession, larping faggot
>>577542103Many are saying this.
I need all the Shiraoki believers to show me their plats right now
>>577521023How the fuck did he get to fuck Dober twice?
>>577542452I cant do it bwo, i have only one frontAnd i have insane paces>>577542167I waiting for future rolls i will see whom i will get
>>5775425747-7 a-and *sniff* I g-get plat n-next CM *sob*
>>5775425747 and I rape you
Are there gonna be CMs in future where og dober is INSANE?
>>577542717good luck as always bwo
>>577542746You'll get it next time buddy
>>577541972second wind isnt even badnow
>>5775427467 comes out when matfuck head smack
>>577542623fang love!
>>577542919
>>577541693say no to DV
>>577541841Do we have to establish some racing style power rankings after every scenario or major mechanics patch releases
>>577542926
>>577540657Hachimi is old newsOverseer have those features as well AND MOREDont get left behind by elite trainers using this toolhttps://github.com/Remezzo/Umamusume-Overseer/releases
>>577542910Not really, she already peaked
I don't even remember how playing feels, all I know is I'm letting the game play itself 10 careers a day
>>577542248plats don't keep the game alive, show me your paid carrats
>>577542982My Fuku is brokenShe only gives me 4s and dire omens
>>577543259you do not play the game
>>577542717I mean if you want to front that badly you 100% need seiun as she's the bread and butter, and your main parent candidate. Bobo and S Maru for ace. Suzu is unfortunately quite weak next to them. Like I said if you want solo front put some debuffs on her too, so her main job will be trying to cuck pacers. The problem is end closers, especially xoguri, as she'll do nothing against them.
Debuffers get banned from CMs at some point right?I really dont like running them but they seem required.
>>577543308I accept your concession
>>577540657>>577541206>Hachimi after all this time never got Viramate'd>>577542482>>577543168>until now, when this tool and Hachimi will get fuckin Viramate'd
I accept your confession
>>577542048So did you win CM17 or not?
7 and I use curren next cmAny other number and I can forget she exists
>>577543410yeah but you do not play the game
Confess.
>>577543583I am V...
>>577543408In like 2 years, and only for like half the CMs, and by the time it happens it won't be celebrated because good aces require fast learner by then so making 3 is terrible and you'll be running buffer autumn neo uni instead of a debuffer when they're banned just to not have to farm another ace
>>5775435527 and this anon gets graped by a Curren ace in the finals
>>577543574whatever makes you happy poorfag
>>577543408I think the simplest solution to debuffers after all this time was to just make all red skills 'vampiric'. Cut down the negative effect of the skill but give a positive effect to the uma using it in exchangeThat way it would have just become another set of skills for aces to load up for themselvesI got this idea from just looking at the names Tether and Dominator and thinking 'ok while you hold them back you are also using them to catapult yourself forward'
>>577543583I love Falco
>>577543630This sequence of events feels very miserable
The real solution to debuffers is to stop making them and to start releasing buffershttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/110502-neo-universe
You did WATCH your oshi sing Ms.Victoria one more time before it is gone completely right?Surely you RECORDED the Grand Live in which she singed Ms.Victoria?She did beat the xogger after all
>>577543759I think it's 5 years too late for that, and cygays wouldn't have listened anyways
>>577543583I swipe a lot
>>577543939>in which she singedI know who you are
>>577543930>Surge ahead upon activating 13 skills this race.
>>577544050>>577543939>singed
>>577543583I have fapped to Rice Shower and have her lewds saved to my hard drive the silhouette umapyoi and her umanko shot, to be precise
>>577543939i got mine last cm so nyo, game didn't even let me see the ms victoria for the oguri that won
>>577544120>Slightly
Clubs should be rated on CM performance
>>577544191Luminescence, not Ignition.
>>577544397Which danchou has the most plats?
>>577544397bricked would be at the bottom if that was the case
>>577541073
>>577543583I confess that i won Virgo 2 with The XOg but because i switched to her outfit to the default one all the races, and in the Twinkle Special Issue photos, and the Ms Victoria concert made me for brief moments think i won with the default Oguri even though the other two toreinas, if they bothered to watch the concert, would only see The XOg..
how many whites can i realistically loop before cm drops
>>577536391lets face it, anyone who didnt quit when xmas was translated into holidays is retarded for still supporting this garbage game
>>577544581I got recommended the Daiwa video.
>>577544518Ex bricked Danch Hayashi plats https://www.youtube.com/@maestroz4695/shorts
>>577544397Please don't, my club has only two strong toreinas
>>577544397this would be even more toxic>anon... I see you've tried winning with your oshi in the xog CM... againdanchou! Maya will win next time, I, I promise>you leave me no other choice...>*kick*>Hello guys, Haythere is looking for a whalepig metafaggot who trains XOG, to fill our spots
vodka breastfeeding
GUYS QUICK QUESTIONCAN YOU RUN OG OGURI AND XOGURI AT THE SAME TIME IN CM
>Cingray>Oguri, Inari, Creek>Rudolf, Mr. C.B., Maruzensky>Oguri and Rudolf: interact, mentor figure>Inari and Mr. C.B.: interact, C.B. take interest in Inari>Creek and Maruzensky: *crickets*We were denied this kino duo...
>>577543939Of course my oshi won
>3rd placer got 7 8 9 placementsHoly kek. I would uninstall desu
>>577543924German tits look amazing
>>577544397>>577544865Where the fuck is that chinese panda macro saying 'all trainers need to report their plats, anyone without plats will be removed immediately' or whatever
>>577544970No
>>577544970nyo..
>>577544970Ofc not
>>577544865This actually happened
this might actually be the most important look into modern localization of the past like half decade and I'm really surprised cygames of all companies chose to be so transparent like thishttps://speakerdeck.com/cygames
>>577544716Cygames does this pretty consistently, so I'm not sure if the specific team they have for uma is even at fault. All but the earliest granblue christmas skins are called holiday, global priconne had it as holiday, even world flipper had it as holiday. That's just what things are like now.
>>577543940Japs hate debuffers too, so at some point in the next year or so they'll probably finally come up with a final solution to debuffers and then port the changes to every server.
>>577545079>>577545264
>>577543583I play this game to win and I think "soul pick" is a hard cope to anyone who can't train/pull good meta umas, but I pretend I don't think like this to not be annoying to my clubdacchisI also like club drama and sometimes even start it here, because I'm bored and I love club talk in general
>>577545229>>577545247>>577545262I HOPE YOU'RE NOT PULLING MY LEGBECAUSE UMAGPT SAYS YESno seriously, can you or cant you? umagpt does make a lot of sense
GOD ARE WE DOING THIS FUCKING LOCALIZATION SHITPOSTING HOURLY NOW
>>577545491You can't, i made this mistake with Mayano and only found out by trying it in a practice room. Go and try it you fucking retard. You stupid fuck
>>577545491Live footage is what AI is doing to people's ability to look anything up, good lord
>>577545484Is there ANYTHING good about you?
>>577545491No offense intended, but my honest advice is that you should probably just kill yourself.
>>577545408I don't mean it negatively at all, Uma has one of the best localizations of any video game. For how deeply important localization is, it's not a very well respected artform and the AAA industry outright ignores it and expects everyone to just vibe out the meaning of certain phrases
>>577545510>play trooned game>omg why are people pointing it outyou only have yourself to blame for giving cygames money
>>577545307They also changed the sex of a character in Granblue. The localization director is a feminist bitch and probably jewish
>>577545623kill your petskill your family membersthen kill yourself
>>577545510yes because there's a 400 post thread on /v/ so to feed their anger addiction the junkies come over here too
>>577542919faggot
>>577545491you *can* use the outfit of og oguri in christmas oguri and i suppose vice versa, but you can't use both, and even if you select again og oguri outfit on her alt everyone else will just see alt oguri
>>577545615man, stop being so pathetic
>>577530601Gentle love making with Falco
>>577545510The schizos need new material>>577545491Yes you can, now train both to be the best aces ever
>>577545491bwo... you alright dont kill yourself, but learn a lesson here
>>577543939The sooner I forget this awful finals the better
None of you fags even read the damn slide you just see "WOMAN + LOCALIZER + WAR ON CHRISTMAAAAAAAS AAAAAAAA" And your brains shut off completelykill yourself immediately
>>577545729>STOP THINKING STOP TALKING FALL IN LINE
>>577545825i dont care about christmas but war on gyaru should be punishable by death
>>577545857I forgive you
>>577545825I don't know how can you make a practical showcase of that?Please record it
The reason this discourse has gone on longer than usual is that it has leaked onto xitter by the way.
>>577544518I have 10... but I won't say who I am
>>577545873I mean she is dressed like a wigger
>>577545803Oh no my screenshots folder has all the other finals where I barely missed first place. End me.
>577545825>nyooo don't insult the poor women!!!!What leads someone to end up being so pathetic that they get angry if someone critizes a person who happens to be a woman
>>577545825this anon didn't take his meds, someone call Anshinzawa
>>577545597Probably not. But I am very aware of it, if that helps.
I don't want to be that guy but *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch*
>>577545873you do not play the game
This aint no Bill o' Reily, Fox news conspiracy theory anymore. Umamusume is killing Christmas! They don't even say Christmas on the Uma anymore, they just say "Holiday Uma!", They don't say "Curren sucked off the mall Santa" anymore, they just say Happy Holidays!
>>577546075ok tourist
>>577546014Everytime I close my eyes.... XOGS are there....
>>577545491lmao>>577545679>/v/It all makes sense now
>>577545873in Grubble, in the days before Gen Z solidified into a distinguishable culture, im pretty sure Lowain and his butt buddies became surfer dudes, like 90's California slang I wonder if he's still like that in Versus
>Umama lost>Umama lost>Umama lost
>>577545491gwomini...
>>577546091They're even putting chemicals in the carrots that make the umas gay!
you men can't help but bicker about literally nothing
>>577546142I very am not one, but you don't play the game and you're only here to seethe for a non existant issue>>577545679explains it
>>577546075OMG YOU COOKED FR FR
Mambo
No matter what I do, I can never win.
>>577543583I'm actually annoyed I lost a chance to get a star platinum on Virgo 2 even though I have 3 more chances starting with Capricorn 2. Probably the worst track I could have invested effort into, hoping the future ones are less cursed.
>>577546237>Noooo don't talk about the game nooooo just consume product!!!I have standars unlike you.
>>577546073SELF-CANNABALISM AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>577546149I'm just gonna delete this folder, finish off my bottle, and forget it all happened.
/v/ tourists are raiding once again>>577546324But you don't play the game though
>>577546238tourist and poorfag, what a sad life
We should talk about Daiwa big ass head instead
>>577546334Wait I found a win in here! Not all hope is lost.
mayacute
>>577546238you are free to prove me wrong that you play the game but we all know you are not
>>577546380>/v/ tourists are raiding once againshame
I quit uma when my banners went bad but I do still engage with the art and read the stories through other means. I truly feel free
>>577545615Trvke, these are the same people that have a hateboner against western art btw.
>>577546320Capricorn 2 is the same track as Capricorn 1 at least, and we have more consistent accels this time around to make it a bit less gambly
today isntead of blaming bricked and schizos I will blame /v/
>unironic /v/ raidlmao no wonder they split up when they're faggots>>577546628there's literally a thread there when they seethe
>>577546294Then be the villain and run 3 debuffers.
>>577546536You can still be the uber casual that doesn't engage in CM and rolls only on uma bannersI believe in you
>>577546438How about Daiwa's big ASS lol
What is this subhuman even talking about?
>>577546237>>577546213hmmmmmmm
>>577545484>can't train good meta umassure, training xoguri for virgo was the hardest thing ever lol
>>577546628But V and Umama got banned. There was a brief 16 hour period of peace until this shit kicked in there's no explanation
>>577546707Thats a fat ass
>>577546705nta but part of me feels sure i would be more at peace being a pure uma puller and relaxing with storiesbut the competition keeps calling to me
>>577546967Cute
>>577546967Cute fus- wait
>Replaces the very important nickname Supercar with Hot Rod for no actual reason>Good localizationWhy are you niggers so happy with a shitty job? I don't get it, no one deserve praise for doing the bare minimum, it's their job and they are doing a shitty job on purpose.
>>577546810Yeah, the ban's over
>>577546993Then why not play a different game that actually does competition well?
>Saw a neat Oguri wallpaper on Umatter >About to set it as my wallpaper before I saw that it was made with AI
>>577546810
>>577474305>9 more runsCM result wasn't your faultyou have to let it go...
>>577547078you LITERALLY do not play the game
>>577541175
>>577546619I want to believe, just like how even though my Round 2 went pretty subpar, Shiraoki-sama blessed that finals with my Biwa getting the best Rushing Gale proc she could have gotten while that 65/80 group with the second place hog whiffed her ult. But yeah, I'll need to look into proper building since consistency is pretty key from hereon out.
do NOT type gyaru into the club chat.i warned you.
Why is this retard spamming "you don't play the game" over and over?
>>577547040
>>577541393too excited to start racing
>>577547139you LITERALLY don't even belong here
>>577547123Just set it dude, no one is going to judge you other than yourself
>>577547350I am and I'm playing the game, you're a /v/ tourist and should kill yourself
We need to come together to out the retards
CM is going away in 30minsdon't forget to record your race
>>577547321it's the usual anti JP autist, he doesn't play the game and copes by spamming that, alongside other off topic garbage.
shut the fuck up chudsthe real community that matters loves the translation
>>577547461just press the funny button and we'll get a new .png
>>577547328
>get fast learner>get S>half of the events don't finish even with 2 srGL is the worst. Worse than mant. GL would've been the nail in the coffin if it weren't for clanker runs.
>>577547321Twitter parrot behavior
>>577547321You got called a /v/ tourist rightfully so proving you don't even play Uma and come here raiding about your retarded localization shit that nobody cares about>>577547503not even one of your boogeymen, just proving you're all tourists
>>577546380>everything that I don't like is /v/Been playing since day 1 and following Umamusume since 2016. I don't like my skins censored schlomo.
>>577542635uma chud can't stop winning
>retarded normalfags are easily impressed by meaningless propaganda slideshowsyeah no shit, reddit. didnt ask thothese same people also think that marvel and disney aren't totally super mega dead inside and their latest movies are all super hecking based kino
>>577547613>>577547551>>577547503You can very easily prove that person by posting your ingame TT rank atleast but we all know you won't
>>577547106Because im not seeing the cute kemonomimi girl that i trained up and invested in succeed and be happy at the end of a race, i just see Ryu or Axe or ShooterMans-in-a-Mask
>>577547535
>>577547282But I did now and nothing is happening
populating the universe with neo universe
>>577547740NIGGER
>>577542635their first kid probably did well enough to justify trying again
>>577547691you. dont. play. the. game
>>577547760
>>577540282When she's not crying is when you need to watch her closely.
Mile cm is quite the thing
Oh, it's that third worlder seething again lol
>>577547740>inb4 you're not SS!!!I play, never said I was good at it, schizo
It's funny that this always starts at the same time every day. Really makes you think
>>577547321It's our resident lolcowlizer defender, ignore the subhuman retard for he thrives on attention.
trainee fuck
>>577547830>285klmao this faggot never touched GL, no wonder you're seething for non-issue>>577547985you should not speak then shitter
>>577547797Thats a lot of [BANG]s...
>>577548000it really doesnt because this has been going since DAY FUCKING ONE
>>577547852I see, so agreeing with the trannylators means you are redit
>>577547503>he doesn't play the game and copes by"Copes"... with... the fact that he doesn't play a casual game?? One that is extremely accessible and easy to play and that costs no money????? What went wrong in your brain that made it possible for you to think that made any sense?
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>>577548000The US Timezone is the most homosexual one but not in a good way>>577548039>Xitter is the other way around dude, there you find all the tumblr refugees that love censorship and yuri like you sister
nice general threadchachos
>>577547461Please dont misuse this gif for evil purposes
>>577548130>gets outed as a shitter who doesn't play and deflects with "g-g-g-g-g-go back to plebbit"pathetic
I fucking hate you all
>>577547468>a 12-minute 60fps 4k recordingEven if i use Handbrake or something else i wonder how much i can realistically chop down
>>577547830Mambro...
>>577548258
>>577542717Daiwa is a good front btw and you def have her
>>577548142Gracias Sweepchacha
>>577548142<-- As always, these are your fellow posters
>>577548345She is two star lmao
>>577548250>get outedYou dont know what that word means, I literally posted my rank. And yes, go back to plebbit where they love to "fix" anime to appeal to the gay crowd like you. >that pictureYep, Gen Z rewritten tranny
>>577548264>a 12-minute 60fps 4k recordingya but what codec+setting did you use?depending on that, I'm sure you can cut down a LOT, depending what you wanna get out of it.
>>577548443you absolutely lost, stop trying to pretend you give a shit, you are a pathetic worm
>>577548405those might be disgusting sows, but they're women, so they most definitely are NOT my fellow postersonly ugly oji-sans use 4chanit is known
>>577546091Sex
>>577548197Does love and kindness extend to schizos like
>>577548039>not showing caratsWho gives you permission to speak poorfag?
>>577548618eslGOD i KNEEL
No wonder the JP thread is better.The jewish already took this one by the balls.
>>577548569Fat people aren't men or women. They have their own gender that they all share. (Consequently, every marriage between fat people is a homosexual marriage)
>>577548681For some reason 4chan is lagging on Firefox and it straight up eat my words kek.
Next bread will be cheese
>>577548615uhh you wanna say something more orI know you won't post yours because you're a larping faggot who doesn't play
>>577548791>it straight up eat my wordseslGOD
>>577548613No_ But as good samaritans we should turn the other cheek or something idk
>>577548818it never gets better
>>577548791In English, we would normally say "it had straight up ated", FYI.
>>577548924turning the other cheek is how you get ucked the isase
TT rank matters now? All my TT umas are clankers and I got 1.1m of score.
>>577548850>showing a pic from twitter>not even showing the paid caratsPathetic
>>577548443If you're in an /uma/ club, they can use your TT rank to doxx you
>>577548948I singed this really cool song the other day in English
>>577548948you mean it has did eaten straight>>577548818only Ardan anon will save us
>>577548924He who shall not be named already burned all the good will
>>577548791Next time just say "joder pendejo" instead of embarrass yourself
>>577549017>All my TT umas are clankers and I got 1.1m of score.proof, buhi?
>>577548456thats just the raw recording from da shadoo play>cant post anymore images ffsit used H.264 HEVC
Winning Ticket loves you
>>577549017The truth is, nothing really matters except oshi gaming>>577549132ay mamita, estan insultando a una mujer!! ayudame negro man
I goofed up
>>577548850>Don't have all the club shop cards maxedHOLY LARP
>jannie left us to dieIt's over, /uma/ eos today
>>577549116don't even necessarily disagree but people saying every post they dislike is made by one person is also embarrassing
SOMEBODY BAKE HOLY SHIT
I love Winning Ticket
>>577549307The last ban took a while to kick in
>>577549270who would use those they're all shit besides the brian one >>577549323I AM BUT I'M ON COOLDOWN GIVE ME 80 SECONDS
>>577549185You certainly don't gotta keep it 60FPS and 4K, if you just wanted it for occasional reference. Ask your friendly megacorporation chatbot for an ffmpeg command line that'll reduce framerate, resolution, and compression level in ways you think you might be satisfied with and just try it out, see what it produces
>>577549185>it used H.264 HEVCthose are two different things, you lost the game.264="AVC", 265=HEVC. latter being the goody (tho not newest) one.
>>577549308Ehhh from yesterday they were right 80% of the time.
>>577549446I already compromised with 30fps 1080p for qualifier races that i thought looked cool
>>577549519>>577549519>>577549519
>>577549308To be fair, there's only one faggot licking Cyjews's boots
>>577549394>who would use those they're all shit besides the brian oneYou lost, you don't play the game.Also>Matikanetannhauser Guts is not MLB as wellFuck off, larper.
>>577549482Yeah but it gets thrown around too often to the point where it's really annoying
>>577549469well okay da shadoo play listed those two things with a / between them so i guess it would be one of those twoi had the option to switch it to AV1 as well, should i have done that this whole time?
>>577549638You know what else is really annoying?
>>577549023>>577549614I accept your concession I guessI actually cleated that 1 machitan card because I got gaslit
>>577549708Man I'm agreeing with the fundamental point, I'm just saying it's not necessarily helping. It especially doesn't making the thread any more enjoyable to read
