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>>578757319El a cute
this is the thread
Tachyon LOVE
>>578757319eru wa… sekai saikyou DEEEESSS2nd alt when
as shrimple as that
>>578757593When a Japanese horse wins the l’arc
I hate Special Week
>>578757016>>578757016>>578757016>>578757016
retard here, please help. if im running an oonige... my other fronts dont need groundwork or early race skills, right...?
>>578755423
>>578757319where is tsuru as chibiusa
Digitan LOVE
Are you rolling for Machan?
>>578757662what makes you think that?
>>578757703
I don't get what Power and Guts even do
>>578757770Nah she’s boring and gross and also a froid
>>578757770yes
6 more hours until Machan.
>>578757796well the oonige is going to win the early game regardless so there's no reason to contest it
Reminder that sex with hags is good for you
https://x.com/LyonmanX/status/2092195548472426902Wait, every trainer in Career Mode is CANON????
>>578757770All 30k
Mejiro Ramonu is so disgusting looking
yes bro my oshi is mejiro ryan
>>578757770Carrying around a giant plushie of yourself is kinda narcissistic so no
sex filly
>>578758006Uh.. duh?
How many people are gonna make the same >wtf why is there no new banner??? joke in 5 hours and 40 minutes
>>578758146I will make this joke
>>578758103We're beating the Mariners today mark my words
>>578757770ye
wtf why is there no new banner???
>>578758006Obviously, no one ever mentions otherwise
>>578758006It's over for harem trainers
we finally made it
I have 0 aces ready...
>>578757974groundwork does more than just help fight for the lead. any advantage in speed/accel front runners can get translates into pure lengths gained since they aren't affected by pdm
I got absolutely fucking nothing of value in the banner that I actually pulled in so I'm gonna assume it was machan's fault.
What if Macha sat on my face after the sprinter stakes?
>>578757770I have 0 front parents or cards so nyo
>>578758006>Bue called her trainer onii-chan in private>Trancend called hers torechan>Pisa called hers trainer-sanAlso>Trancend teasing Bue with Osanajimi stuffCute, cute, cute. I can't believe they're finally branching off from the usual event
>>578758006Is Sirius trainer even still alive in current JP? Would be good news if they stashed him because team trainers honestly fucking sucks.
>>578758462Main story mode trainers are in a different canon continuity compared to career mode trainers
>>578758295Man how can one not stare at her boobs all the time?
I cant win CM's anymore and my TT team can no longer compete. I have peaked, now its time to retire
>>578758617Please be V
With only EN this list feels wrong...
>>578758686He would never admit that, he's just going to get banned one last time and probably move to a different general
>>578758006you thought whenever other trainer is mentioned they are training an NPC uma?
>>578758006yeah, iirc during Aruvu`s career, Still`s trainer is also mentioned
any nonnies?
Tawake is canon
I won't be raped by my trainee today.
One uma trainee is already pretty high maintenance, idk why you would want multiple
>>578758006Yeah it stands to reason that they still have a trainer even if you're not playing their campaign, though whatever girl (You) are training in the moment is the "canon" campaign, since not every ikusei can be canon at the same time. Though to be fair other trainers are rarely mentioned directly, off the top of my head I can only think of Aruv's campaign when Still's trainer is directly addressed, though I know there are a few others.
too late
Why does Taiki Shuttle have 10% wit growth? I thought she was a moron
>>578759109Do not use my wife for your shit posts
>>578759213no, that would be you
>>578759213She has potential to be less retarded
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>578759213She knows both Japanese and English.
>>578759213A moron doesn't just win JRA Horse of the Year
>>578759109no.
>>578759251kek
when things get hard i just get harder
>Bakushin tore gaslighting is canon and realWHAT THE FUCK???
>>578759213her thoughts are extremely fast in her head in english
>>578759251I’m actually incredibly intelligent.
>>578759213YOU'RE A MORON
>>578759229I'm being for real, I need a man.
https://x.com/nov1527/status/2092217104347152560
torechan
>>578759109need someone to call me nonny
>>578759414Proof? What's the Powerball numbers gonna be
>>578759213Those with wit growth are rarely smart
>>578759448Good luck finding one but consider looking elsewhere.
>>578735036You can't make me act right
>>578759213Why do you think she's the only doto adjacent uma that doesnt get injured or traumatized in any way
>>578759567Pic unrelated
Here she is!!!
Taiki is smartShe just doesn't understand Japanese very well
>>578759543uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>578759397Yes, because Bakushin has gullible written on her forehead
>>578759448I'm not horny at the moment, come back in like 3 hours
>>578759567>everyone except seiun is well versed in raping youso this is wit...
>>578759542don't get too intimate, or else the D word will replace it.
Natie I'm sorry..
>17 years old
>>578759151yeah me and I can make her cum by being an imbecile
goodbyeee finemoooo
>>578757319>people will defend umapyoi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cebIC4YhUk4
Tachnes Agyon.
rolling to be raped by0 admire groove1 rice2 verx3 natie4 dia5 gold ship6 logotype7 matfuck8 copa9 seeking the sperm
>>578759841The D.. word?
>>578759971You got lucky. Rice couldn't rape anyone
>>578759971Rice would never rape...
>>578759971Mods and jannies ban for rolling bro...
>>578760086maybe that is who he wants to get raped by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp4YOBD3WfY
>>578759974I sure Wonder which one I'm referring to
having some awful borrow runs today bwos
>>578759971haven't seen these since my time in /b/
>>578759971
>>578759974DA WEI
If 7 you fags stay virgins forever.
rice is a good girlshe would never
>>578759952Fake and potentially gay. Half light would've told the trainer that the drink is poisoned and tachyon's trying to kill him.
>>578760253If 4 Shiraoki isn't real and Fuku fucking dies!
>>578760147if you're referring to daddy, i prefer nonny, it's cuter, also daddy is too much of maledom for me while i'm a femdomfag
My furakin hero will win me this cm for sure
>>578760365why did he do it
Rice is a villainThe most evil uma in the entire series
I wanna join an S+ club but I gotta see first if my loop autism dies down or not once the double TP/reward is over
>>578760447freedom
Can you guys stop ERPing, it makes everyone in the thread uncomfortable
>>578760563Nice Nature would never say this.
>>578759971Anyone but seeking
>>578760431i think you posted the wrong image by accidentthis one clearly depicts a villain
>>578760563Just filter them. It's incredibly easy to do
>>578760529Please be in Mambo
Umama status?
>>578760752burger pocketed
>>578760679>raped by the tranny hagSucks to be you.
>>578760086dam didn't know see you guys in three days
>>578760628Seiun Sky would say this(>>578759109)?
>>578760702RICE IS A HERO!!!!!
Ashton come home....
>>578760563No can do, Natie. You would NEVER want us to stop EntertainingRudolfPuns
>>578760679oh nonono
>>578760718but why would i ever want to filter umama
>>578760679Get fucked>>578759971roll
Raisu is a VILLAIN!!!!
>>578760876Totally
>>578760679Hoping for a 6. Love my plaingirls
>>578760838does this bitch do anything else
>>578761089She's really cute. Suffers from not being as in-your-face as the other umas, but I like her.
>>578759971rape is bad
>>578759971copa copa
>>578759971rollon donaire
Stop talking about umama. Always going on about umama but you never talk about upapa or their uchildren
<====CERTIFIED RAPIST
>>578759971Hopefully not Verxina
I heard finemotion wit gold skill is not so good. You using FM as stat stickIs this true?
>>578761220>>578761234>rape is bad>instantly rapes the next poster
>>578735036It takes way too much time. First time I actually finished one. Here, take it.
>>578759971i'm ok with anyone
>>578761185>gorilla
I kinda miss Riko, gwos…
aieee I'm sorry I'll never do it again
>>578761410
>>578761324Her regular hints are good too.But yeah, often times speed star isnt great. Her value comes mostly from the stat output.
>>578761324Speed Star is great, getting FM to trigger it is not reliable
>>578761179I REALLY like her soft voice and her singing is great.
>>578759814She actually won by 1 length, but that's a little detail
is cygames kinda getting weird lately...
>>578760447he saw his groomer went away and got lonely and tried to follow him
>>578761284That's literally a man in drags
>>578761645suzuka autism real?
>>578759971My trainee needs relief
>just realized green Cafe alt is a whole year awayOhIs the wit CB card still in use by then?
5 hours to machan
>>578761185Why didn't she just kill this boy when he's constantly bothering her? Is she stupid?
Gumbo for lunch
>>578761484Ugly tanukis
>>578761697lates will use wit dia and ends wit taishinidk if the cafe alt is before or after those
>>578761687Prepare yourself
>>578761738zamn
Why do we get a Gyaru only banner?
>>578761806It's insane how all the creatures JP made are hideous and then Global comes out and we make cute creatures like Rabis and criers almost instantly
>>578761975You know why.
>>578759567>rickey with 20% wit>no fukushiraoki might be a fraud...
Seeking The Pearl Relationship Seeking The Pearl MarriageSeeking The Pearl SexSeeking The Pearl Impregnation Seeking The Pearl Impregnation Seeking The Pearl Impregnation
>>578762124True luck doesn't rely on stupid bullshit like Wit
even if her career is not as For (You) as I would have liked I still love my genius wife!
https://youtu.be/Y_BYiSDZvoYNow that's fast. I didn't expect a translation already.
>>578762265sloptards and seatards are fast at spamming out slop
>>578759814
>>578761683https://youtu.be/7At7nWCVC8A?t=424as he was being led to the starting gate he was actually already trying to turn towards his groom moving away from the track to follow him
>>578762265What's the verdict? Do I like her?
>>578762056>hags and whores >>578762184Faggot
>>578762209>luck>didn't get lucky in looks>didn't get lucky with her voiceUgly ass orange donkey
>>578759567Why does marrying Finemo make her smarter?
>>578762320oocBakushin is truly that stupid
>>578762184Are you me?
>>578761975Otaku loves Gyaru
>>578762331I do.
>>578762265she actually just looks like a literal chestnut what does spe think about this
>>578762261>prostitute
>>578761975I can't wait for Gen Z Week
>>578759971>no daiwashit list
>out of characterholy mongoloid hours
>>578761975Golden Week
>>578762532what a massive WHORE SKANK SLUT
>>578762056A bunch of beautiful umas and Doto.
>>578761985and unoriginal
>>578758146That's meI am going to make this joke
>>578762587>Kentuckian
>>578762621
>>578762572you're right she should be number 1
oissu
>>578762779Fake ass
>>578761985>Rabis and criersThese aren't originals thougheverbeit
>>578761089Were in this together brochacho
>>578760628What would Nice Nature say?
>>578762587HRT hours
>>578762624>>578762834And what other gacha community copied tanukis? That's right zero because they are fucking hideous
>>578762587sorry for not enjoying your shitty fanfic
>>578763017Why would anyone want their creature to be copied?
>>578760395I-I see...
Need
>>578763017trvth nvke
sex with umas that kinda look like guys if you squint a bit
I like Essex edits more
>>578763017>other gacha communityWho gives a shit
>>578763308>>>/y/
>>578763269I used to have this poster and then my brother ripped it in half and I think I cried
how do u guys get stamina on ur horses w/ 2sp 3w? just sparks?
>>578763017oh no umadacchis we are completely isolated from the other gacha communities what will we dowe will never get respected by the grey blob of hoyofags
>>578763243immitation is the sincerest form of flattery
Tazuna won't let me enter Tracen Academy anymore unless I give her a peck on the lips every morning. Last month it was just a quick hug. Before that it was a handshake.I tried sneaking in, but she always catches me. This is unacceptable and I'm going to report it to Rudolf and Akikawa.
>>578763308I really fucking hate when they paint insides of ears with unnatural colors.
>>578763482nyes
I like the Currem Doros
>>578763370Based Spe-chud
Training a front right now. My deck is:2LB SmaruMLB FinemoMLB KitaMLB Bobo wit(Borrowed) MLB Taiki speed+ obligatoryLB3 Light Hellopeople say tachyon is literally required for this scenario, should i swap kita for her?
>>578763527It's natural she's just dying of a brain parasite and has necrosis
>>578763589>>>/u/
>>578763547there's barely any of them
Do I have to bring Falco or something? Why did I even build groundwork parents?
>>578763523ur gayI'd love me some daily Tazuna
currenshit
i will not stand for tanuki slanderlet's get along together
>>578763485Hoyoshit doesn't even have a popular chibi creature thoughbeit
>>578759213reminder that bakushin also has 10% wit growth
>>578763852the fusus are pretty gay and annoying too
bored
>>578763528nyokay
>>578763852True, just because Tanukis are uglier than Rabis doesn't mean we should hate them
Gookuma when?
>>578763398lmao cope schizo
What about this Rice. Is that unique Uma-only design or adaptation of another rabi-doro-whatever creature?
>>578757319Of course Mars would be the sexiest bestest
>>578763758That's enough power
>>578763758Gwo your Light Hello?
>>578763527it's the new hip and cool thing at tracen. you wouldn't get it, ojichan.
>redditshower
>check new missions>shuka sho>I'm forced to play a m*reUGH
hey
>>578762530nothing because spechud is just a tourist headcanon
>>578764152>western stallion
>>578764273why are straights like this
>>578764181this is tickezo erasure
>>578764318hey
>>578759660>no. 1uh oh, does he know bros?
>>578764143why are there no other umas versions of these things
>>578764273Actually that is Tiara umamusume
>>578764347>middle eastern stallions
>>578764014>gookako
>>578764412There's one with Ulala but she's also with Laisu
>>578764405hey
>>578764438I don't like these LGTV terms
>>578764387it's unintentional tickezo erasure because I did just completely forget about her weird ears. I'm a fake fan. it's over.
>>578764523hey
>>578764553
>>578764447Grass would do this
>>578764538The Tiara agenda wants to destroy the American triple crownIts a grand conspiracy
>>578763758she has 15% speed growth broshe can cap with 2-3 speed cards, borrow LH
>>578763920Kinda like you and we tolerate you fag
>>578764694It's wrong to fuck your bro.
>>578764694I prefer transcend with the glasses, thus her without the race outfit.
>>578764826It's not if we both say "no homo" we don't
>>578764859Is it retarded
>>578764703We need a racist uma
>>578764694
>>578764859dumb fuck.
>>578764694Your fat tits and the ear piece.
I keep forgetting how casual most players are when I see UG1 GL Umas with 1300 speed posted on xitter.
>>578764960Hungry crek
>>578764960Never
>>578765075why do i never meet these niggas in CM tho
>>578765075Most people only play for cute horse girls.
The rabi hey chains always end when I respond
>>578765194NO REASON SPOTTED
wahey
>>578765205I saw a lot of clankers last CM
>>578765237Because it's code for the dicksworders
>Vivlos was named after a Greek village
NONONO
>>578765213>posting an ugly gorilla
>>578765313Fuck this game is unplayable now
I can work with this. Also clanking Kingu is comfy she can run all distance and can take guts card
>>578763527They literally dye it. It's a fashion thing.
I find it funny how they now released a speed card for every single style except late surgers because late surgers are the top meta anyway Like Gran, Still, Wedding Cafe and Aruvu are literally the strongest umas for their CMs while having worse decks
Did you know? Cheval Grand means big horse
>>578765337But I didn't post Genti....
>>578765420What are you talking about?There's no materials to dye hair in our world either! Impossible!
>>578765313nyo...
Did you know? Cheval Grand is the biggest horseAt least among her sisters
>>578765548stop doxxing...
>>578765442Late Surgers still have Eishin Flash, Aruvu and Air Groove (For mid distance). It would be nice to get a new one but it's not entirely necessary. It's been a year and a half since fucking Dream Journey Speed card, so the replacement was necessary.
>>578765442Pasa was technically a Late speed card
>>578765313
>>578765313My 200 carats a day... gone...
Uma esports live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN4_UTb9E28
>>578765442>top metaLaughs in brocked
>>578765442They will get one. Different banner. No free rolls. After a lot of people started investing in them while they were strong. You rike?
>>578765468That tracks
>>578764631Where can I get this
fuck uma
Imagine you only had to meet a fixed amount of fans each month to get Max rewards instead of this gay rankings, the threads would've been so much better.
>>578765987On it
>>578765075I saw someone get called a whale for having 2 SSRs (1 borrowed) in the deck showing what a good statline is like
Is Chronogenesis not following the requested sparks for anyone else?It shows me parents with 1* Groundwork when I ask for 3*
>>578765637Flash is 1 sp card so it doesn't fit the standards of new speed cards and the two other cards are locked to mediumIt's just that nobody is asking lates to get new cards because they are already broken enough>>578765645Pasa is a pure generalist with an pace/late accel for 2 cms a year>>578765794You think Cingray Oguri can compete with Ohamile and Still lol?>>578765820Unless you are a starving end closer lover or a pace cuck who has to pull every single banner to stay competitive this banner is 100% skippableLates with much cheaper decks are beating your piggy paces kek
I want to fuck this boy's brains out
Cheval, as in
operation caca
>>578765794dude we aren't in year 1 anymore
I don't want to fuck an umaI want an uma to fuck me
>>578766320>uses fraudgray oguri as comparison instead of the good onesGay Bakushin and new Taiki destroy them
>>578765606hahaha i get it because there's an anon named "nyo..." that plays the game
>>578765979What do you mean by this? The rabis? https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>578765757>online tournamentsthe only umaesports that matter are live in person tournaments like at fgc events or anime cons
>>578760529we're going to have a spot open in /Uma/ Club but we may not be S+ again for a while as our coordinated + efforts aren't constant.which could be good if you don't want to loop as much anyway
>>578766618too small
>>578766268I never thought someone could make the Johnny Bravo dance sexy... And here we are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CySllSPeYVE>when an introvert gets a max level annoying extrovert as a roommate
>>578766736Now you understand why she sticks to her shed.
>>578766618Ruler sheepishly trying to get out of doing the batsu after losing a gameThe reward for one who has endured dozens upon dozens of sulky losses
>>578766307Same. Tried various options, always keep showing 2* 1* stars, when I requested 3* star on main Legacy.
>>578766628Why do you guys always have a spot open? I'm not trying to imply anything, not being malicious, but it seems the S/S+ life is very demanding
Epi's head looks biblically accurate
>>578766521my /uma/rival...
>>578757770wish I could, but I have to sink 200-400 rolls into hag/Finemoan rerun. And if it only takes 200 to get what I want, then I get to spark VFujin in November
>>578761975For my penis.
Who's my /uma/rival?
>>578766912they pump their earners until they burn out then they dump them to flatline in A clubs until they're ready to come back
>>578766998MaruShe's way hotter and faster than you
>>578766998Xitter admins
>>578765313Now watch half the clubs crash out and kick half of their members because they're not making quota.
>>578723401she's not, though. easy 7/10, 8/10 on a good day. Very prettyfor a ningen woman, I'm not much interested in them, anymore
Yanko has many fans you see
>>578766374
>>578766736I feel so bad for Rulership if Epiphaneia was my roommate I'd kill myself.
>>578761985It's called SPEAKI
>>578766493>ONEGAI CHUDGAMES JUST ONE MORE CARDS SO WE CAN COMPETE WITH THE FILLIES
You guys don't actually hate me, right? It's all jk, right?
>>578767451I want to rape her so bad
why did cygames fall for the mare propaganda
>>578767573This post is a false flag to get (you)s
>>578767643
>>578767230
>>5787675737 8 9 lol
are we still pretending that epipi is ugly
I wonder if I even need to buy clocks from the daily store anymore.
>>578768148you don't
Epi ebi steals Torena cum and plasters it on her hair to attract mares
>>578768148Bonjour
>>578768148*stands in your path*
>>578768128There are people who think she's ugly? She's a dork, sure, but ugly? Hell no.
>>578768148Click buy all and don't think about it, you should be swimming in gold
>>578768326i want to fuck the shit out of french teio
Benis Park won't steal a thousand clocks from me. It's not possible.
>>578768148In JP they added the agility to clock independent trainings.
what if I FUCKED epipi so hard she couldn't stand with her legs straight anymore
>>578768412haha benis barg
>>578765313Someone give me some copium that 100 carats a day on 30 tp is sustainable without burning carats.
>>578768494>AgilityAbility... I swear I'm not dyslexic.
You are not immune to French umamusume
I regret being a pacer... This shit is miserable
>>578768412Better luck next generation, nihonjin.
why are mares like this?
>>578767559>Suzuka being that highgarbage tierlist, who makes this retarded shit? fronts are trash unless you're an autistic whale
>>578766912>alwaysnot always. there is a person who hasn't logged in a week. if they don't log in again by next month we'll have to clear their spot. i hope they're okay and they haven't said anything so I don't know what happened, they've always been a happy active participant>very demandingyou can clear the rank minimum in about seven minutes of total time per day now that independent training is out.yes, 30 seconds to set up a fanrun when you're not playing throughout the day will be too much for some and absolutely no big deal for others.I'm not going to argue which it is on the basketweaving forum as it will come down to an individual.we do not "pump" our earners like the other anon believes. everyone is always welcome to do the minimum even when we go for S+. the club is full of warm joking and has a laid back attitude. if anyone ever can't make the minimum they are given a free pass multiple times before a kick is even remotely considered as long as they show they care by bringing it up in chat.the club has fun weekly races, events that give away carats, monthly music sharing and quirky other comradery stuff that make it a far cry from a "silent grind club"I will say this again a hundred times because, as obvious as it is, it seems to escape anons: people lose interest and burn out at every rank.Every single rank has clubs recruiting. Every month.
>>578767230nepo hors, other cope without any fans, or get some 1 dinky fan that is falling apartthis motherfucker hogs all 3 fans for himself, even got AC or whatever
>>578768772Gwochacho? Your evolved skills? Suzuka has groundwork+concentration in one pink skill
orenji
>>578768775
>>578768775nta but seems pretty reasonable to me. My club didn't have anyone leave this month, which is the first time that's happened since August 2025. And we're not even S, just A+burnout, flatlining niggers, etc happen at every level, I guess.
>>578768775Hi Allen
>>578766441A lot of people don't get how powerful lates are in the game. Literally the only pace chaser in the history of the game to dominate CMs was XOguri and pace chaser isn't even her best styleAlmost every single CMs will be dominated by late surgers after 2nd anni
>>578768980and no midrace and no reliable late-race accel. Pacers will eat her alive
>>578769156She would turn them inside out and wear them again
>>578768775That was enough yapping jew.
>>578769221what makes them good anyway? just characters with good uniques/kits? or do they get new overpowered cards and gold skills?
holy smokes
>>578769221aren't pace chasers the dominant meta in JP CMs right now? Not late surgers?
>>578768775>weekly races>music sharingoh I wonder where all of this happensnice discord club Allen
>>578769361wife
Would you really fuck a Fr*nch uma?
My favorites are all late surgers, thats why I go for those supports
>>578769524umama...
Im fucking BOOOOOOOOOORED can CM start already
>>578769568
Soon...https://youtu.be/6j6U2uoV7QY
You can music share with your club RIGHT NOW, by putting Falco's song on the jukebox.
>>578769660brown wife
>>578769379The race mechanics of the game+good skills and umas. Fronts, lates and ends have actual perks. Pace chaser is literally the worst style because you have a low late-race speed without creating a big gap with lates and ends. Unless the uma is way stronger than the others she won't dominate>>578769437There's some very good pace chasers but there's variety. It's never been "if you aren't using this uma you lost" since XOguri. Meanwhile Gran, Still or fronts in long are XOguri tier in term of broken
>>578769603Cons>smellyPros>smelly (erotic)We must conquer the L'arc
3 and a half hours until someone's banner
Should I plan for Still Speed SSR when I already plan to pull and play her a lot?
>>578770139it'll be the best speed ssr together with almond eye for every other trainee so yeah probably
>>578770139YesJust borrow a distance specific speed when training her
>>578770139no, you can hold your pee until almond eye
thanks...
anyone watching gamescom
>>578769187heyyy-w-WHAT?! where did you hear this name?WHO LEAKED THIS INFORMATION?WHO ARE YOU?!>>578769524image and data entry links in chat. ancient and forgotten technology, stolen from the civilizations of yorenot part of the franly boring pro or against discord war though. we just don't have one.
>>578770139Yes, by the time Still uma is released you don't use speed Still anyway
>>578769524Umama says, while being in a Discord club himself.
>>578770358I'm still waiting for that "email" to join the club next month
>>578769681>>578770523I thought she was in /uma/ club before?
The cavalry has arrived.
>>578769524
>>578770358sure bwo let me just post this music link to my spotify in the club chat, surely the filters won't be an issueah.. and good luck copy pasting itjust stop telling lies about the discord
>>578770764>>578770794
>>5787707296 Yaeno Mutekis???
>>578770002>There's some very good pace chasers but there's variety. It's never been "if you aren't using this uma you lost" since XOguriso the game actually gets.....more balanced? wtf? anons said everything except pace turns to shit if you're trying to win CMs>inb4 anons liedwouldn't be the first time, I guess.
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>578770716She?
>>578769974Holy, falco with her hair down is a goddess
>>578770794spotify? you guys don't listen to music on youtube?
>>578770962Rudolf wouldn't say this
post smaru/fine motion for good luck on the banner
>>578770875Yessu!
>>578771026it's 2026 not 2016 bwo
ok
You HAVE to choose one.
>>578771026poorfag lol
40060664CM18
>>5787710527 and everyone has to hit pity
>>578771161but I pay youtube premium
>>578771241retard
>>578771283retard
>>578770358I'll be seeing you soon dancho2dancho~
>>578771328retard
>>578771241I pay for premium and still use spotify but I have the cracked app on phone to have premium unlocked for free there
>>578771125I choose the hag
>>578769270They buffed her unique gwo
Umama is acting up again...
>>578771052
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/IyW3wI>https://jiggie.fun/IyW3wIhttps://jiggie.fun/IyW3wI>https://jiggie.fun/IyW3wIhttps://jiggie.fun/IyW3wI
>>578771052Everyone's rolls shall be blessed! 3.5 hours!
>>578771406that's so ghetto, would never used a cracked app on a phone that has my card info
>new update >game hangs at 60 percent loading at the main menu and i have to restart to fix it>random crashes when i never had any beforeanyone else getting these problems? bear in mind im a phoneGOD so steamcels probably wont have this
>Spotify>Youtube premiumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ERqZYRhlc
>>578771235Stop that!
Love SheBee
>>578770716>>578771464Why umanma attacking Umaclub?
>>578771540mine doesn't have my card info though
>>578771125No I don't. I will have a sevensome, and you can't stop me.
>>578771241bro there's a whole suite of apps that give you premium features and more for free
>>578771459yeah, when they buffed everyone's unique a few months ago. Now it's just marginally better, a decent velocity mid-race but only if you're in 1st place, which is hard for Suzuka because no midrace etc
>>578771689NTA but I pay for premium because I use yt on like 5 different devices and 3 of them can't really have adblock/cracked apps installed like my tv or my work laptop
>>578771626then how do you top up paid carats?
>>57877116450752959
>>578771689where is my infinite carat apk for umamusume free mediafire megaupload winrar
>You need velocity!!>You need acceleration!!make up your minds nitwits
>>578771623He is cranky because he is suffering from hrt withdrawal
>>578771052god I need good luck today
>>578771052Good luck rollersShan’t roll on a Fr*nt cardCan you believe there were people who ACTUALLY recommended SMaru as a generic stat stick?At 1LB???Wow.
>>578771614NINETY NINE DAYS UNTIL CB COMES HOME>NINETY NINE DAYS UNTIL CB COMES HOME
>>578771776I'm FREE from thatalso steambux from selling cs2 skins
>>578771614
>>578771783V losing as usual
>>578771878It's proportional to your strategy, the closer you need to be to the front the more you need velocity
>>578771974>Can you believe there were people who ACTUALLY recommended SMaru as a generic stat stick?>At 1LB???They were right THOUGH?
>>578771974WE are right
>>578772008>>578771783LMAO
why do all my sprinters have End Gno Urara doesn't count
>>578772298your kingu????
>>5787717836/9Where is the anon that asked me to make rooms yesterday...
>>578772298Why would a sprinters choose the worst strategy for a sprint?
>>578772468IT'S NOT THE WORST
*virile trainer spotted*
>>578771783>>578772008>he joined a room with spectator enabledLiterally asking for schizos that don't play the game to schizo out.
>>578772587My dick is small leave me alone
>>578772626>don't play the gameseems like they are playing
>>578772298You need dog
>>578771974just say you're poor
So do I just make grass wonder with gold ship summers unique and a bunch of “fuck end closer” skills if I have my ace?
>>578771783Cracked Falcon15159403
>>578771346really? aww sweet, heck yeah, heck yeah, that'll be excelent*pretends to know what you're talking about*
>>578772561>>578772736So what's the deal with this bitch (female dog)? Is her ult 0.8 accel or something? How does she make end closer work on sprint
>>578772883can you post some hishiama artand go and watch bakemonogatari already
>>578772883As a whole I don't care for Genti, but I really like how fluffy this guy's Gentidonnas are.
>>578772938No clue. But she is part of the tard squad and needs lots of praise and headpats.
>>578772883What's your opinion on this creature?
>>578772880pacechachos latedeities ovr narrative...
>>578771776I only do it on steam because it's cheaper if you are a yuropoor
>>578771052a good omen for us bros
>>57877288057632392
>>578772939>>578772791>>578772251>>578772006>>578771994>>578771614CB manages to look both cute and sexy at the same time.
>>578773143
that artist taints my image of cb if anything, just bad heteroslop.
>>578773290LOLIS ROCK HAGS SHOCKED
>>578773343calstone light sounds like a shit american beer
>>578773316CB stands for Cute and BeautifulIt also stands for Cheeseburger
>>57877329058514631
incels are fucking unbearable falling for women who happen to look their way
>>578772938>If you overtook someone during the Final Corner, then during the Last Spurt, your speed will increase; if it's a Short or Mile race and you're in the middle of the pack, it will increase greatly (5s, 0.35 Target Speed or 0.45 in Short/Mile)She also has a relevant pink>Short/Mile・If you're about to overtake someone during the Final Leg, your acceleration will increase; if you're currently on the Final Corner, it will increase greatly (2s, 0.4 or 0.5 on Final Corner)
>>578772626>Pretends to be good>Disables spectator and never posts results>All LsKWAB
real cb hours
>>578773669https://youtu.be/sqHy2bTD-WUEFFORIA!
Good night friends!!!
>>578773343She is the most based retard in the game
reddit hours
>>57877366083691081
>>578773832
>>578773986hagbros.....
>>578773986>independent learner 3rdlmao, thats sad
>>578773290I really need to find the motivation to remake Taiki with more stamina. If ppl will be running fart debuffs then this is no good.
>most characters in the game are pace>”uh yeah pace is the worst style in JP lol”Gay gay gay gay gay
>>578768775I see. Thanks for answering. I'm sorry for bringing this up because the thread is always asking for drama but I was genuinely curious. I like /uma/ club, you guys are cool, but I probably won't be leaving my club anytime soon.
why are we spamming
>>578773143Rude. Believe isn't a tard. Say sorry to her.
Shinko Windy is a fucking BITCH, like god DAMN.
>>578774191Sorry Believe, you're not a tard, but the tard wrangler.
>>578774191Yea, looking at her sig racewear I do feel sorry for her
>>578774148worst style is end and it's not particularly close (heh, it's closer...)
>>578774129Many excuses never accountability
>>578773802>gay shit>>578774065Fuck off, Taro
>>578774358kill yourself shitter
>>578774268
>>578774129CoPa...
>>57877398677632609
>>578774347IT'S BALENCIAGA THOUGH
>>578774376I don't get it...
>look guys I won my 6k final cm race you cant call me dogshit at the game anymore!!!!Cretin
>>578774574Post the whole results pls
3 more hours until the unbrickening.
>>578774626Cope, seethe, mayhaps dilate
>>578773832Good night babydachi!!!!
>>578774320Good. Just wanted that cleared up.
>>578774626you are nothing.
>>578774626did you win tho?
>>578774403V knew that they cannot change itself. So, instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beasts
>>578774626>being this mindbroken
>>578774732>>578774776woah... you're really mashing that refresh button
Scenario cards are such a shitty idea actually, just another cygames ploy to drain our money
>>578774810meds now
>>578774910
>Debuffs are banned and we aren't releasing and gold debuff cards except Cafe stamina because people violate the spirit of competition by making debuffer umas>But also if you're only qualified for B finals and get into Group A, you can fail, you should instead give up at 2 wins during round 1 and violate the spirit of competition in CMPick one Cygames
You guys are fucking retarded
>>578774626789
The schizo is making me like V he doesn't even spam anymore so there is no reason to dislike him anymore
You just know V is brown. Brags about his small accomplishments when most of /uma/ have more plats and don't bring it up. Typical brown behavior,
>>578774574I guess I can unterrorize that one as well but maybe host when there isn't a guy joining with 1 uma
>>578775046yeah seriously
who even are any of you people
>>578774810He got mindbroken by the 7 8 9. Nobody is ever gonna take him seriously because of that and every time he gives some shit advice people will post that image
7th8th9th
>>578774129>If ppl will be running fart debuffs then this is no goodYou both were lmao, I was the one using 3 aces and I still won, but honestly I may drop ballroom Kiseki, she has the least stamina out of them
>>578775094
Starting early today are we
>>578774598she's jealous
>>578775103nice projection
>>578775151>>578775167>posting using two devicespathetic
dolly parton diedumamusume
>>578775196
>>5787741297 8 9
>>578775046>Everyone that hates V is a schizoFind a new slant>>578775176Typical V. Makes excuses. Hypocrite. This is why everyone hates him here. Learn to be more humble
>>578774993tsk tsk>debuffs are banned on the tracks they're good in because people arent buying the shill umas they're just sending whatever with 2 deboofs for easy A finals>also, you have to go through a humiliation ritual if you don't buy the shill umas that are raping you in group Ahope that helps
>>578775284nice projection
>>578775305>Allison
gacha games will never be honest or goodgacha gaming is bad for the soul
>>578775284calm down Mr. 789
>>578775176Eeeh I was running a keen eye dominator for sure. I meant stamina debuffs, should have clarified that. That Natie hits my Taiki with 2 gold stam debuffs and kills her spurt rate, need to remake her.
>>578773015okok>>578773176i don't have an opinion just a very very strong desire to squeeze it and fluff its little hairdo, does that count?
you just know the haters here are poor
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12064139
>>578775567HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>PULL THIS TRAINEE NOW>PULL THIS CARD NOW>BUY THIS PASS NOW>GRIND THESE MATS NOW
>>578775137Yeah I don't really know what his business isIf you are reading this one Uma guy it would be considered polite to join with 3 Uma so other anons aren't inconvenienced so please try to join with more Uma next time...
>>578775567>DEI umaKill yourself
>V acts like a faggot per usual>Gets hate>MUST BE SCHIZOS OR POORlol lmao
It's always super snowballed run when the distance S did not proc.
>>578775741this but unironically, such is jealousy.
why are the resident schizos having meltdowns
>>578775741he is talking about the game while you're schizoing about himnice headcanon tho
>>578775741Unfortunately we all like the poor here, right?!
>>578775536you are 7 8 9
Doctor: A fungal infection in the lungs...how on Earth did THAT happen?Me: I was, um....huffing stinky Uma girlfeets.Doctor: *Raises hand for fistbump*
>>578775901I bet Mambo is behind this
>>578775741It's hard being as retarded as he is, gotta respect it
>>578775901I think 789 lost practice rooms again and is having a melty about it
>>578775372I'm pulling on Orfevre no matter what which is one of the biggest shill umas but ok
>>578775901FR, can we go back to real drama? this schizo is giving me SEA fatigue
>>578764553granny noooo
>>578775791Before GL this would have been A finals winner, but 1600 speed without distance S is instaglue
>>578775790>DantsuFuck off
>>578775942Isn't calling someone poor typically an insult in a 3rd world country? If somebody called me poor I wouldn't take it as an insult at face value
>>578775913>helol
>>578776113Is distance S like +80 speed or +160 speed? The 50% penalty past 1200 is confusing
>>578776128I don't know if my country is 3rd world but we just all accept that we are poor and it is what it is
I love you Mejiro Palmer
Guess know how old V is
>>578776234160 pretty sure
he won, stay mad brokies
>>578775901No idea and I don't care either wayNot my problem
>>578776343>t.Helios
>>578773316cute, sexy, beautiful, hot, pretty, charming, fun-loving, mischievous, warm, bold, this lanky free-spirited tomboy can do it all
>>578764859>tarded boy umaat least rulership feels like a tomboy gamer girl
Is winning CM really that big of a deal>t. won 4 A finals and like 7 B finals
Konbanwa
>>578776598It’s like sex, it doesn’t matter unless you’re never winning
>>578776449Ugly uma
>>578773956heavy is the head the wears the crown
>>578776449
>>578776598It is when you are V. You need every small win in your sad 3rd world life.
now that i think about it do stamina skills start to become irrelevant in sprints/miles maybe medium CMs when eventually everyone starts reaching almost 1k in all stats?
>>578776598there's people that have been playing since launch and still haven't won a single A finals
>>578776756 (Me)I'm sorry I made a mistake and misquoted I meant to quote >>578764859
>>578776598At least he can get a plat unlike the staygoldfaggot
>>578776867No tomboysNo boyumas
>>578776757
Quickly. Which white sparks to loop on ggparent before double TP is over?
why can't I take sweet pea to the classic takarazuka kinendid something happen irl
>>578776598No since actually winning finals is a diceroll dependent on a lot of factors all outside of your control.Some mentally deficient people try to use platinum titles to measure how good you are at the game though despite it only being a measurement of how lucky you are.>t. won the last 2 cms by pure chance with minimal effort
>>578776598I'm very casual and have won 5, winning plat feels good.Never been on group B tho, don't know what's the skill issue to end up there.
>>578776997who would be more like to call Umerican umas neighas, so to speak? Calstone or Spechud?
>>578777115neither
>>578776853Yes until they add more stamina drain mechanicsFor the 3rd year l'Arc and Arima CM you don't even need recovery skills
Regular Fine Motion or Wedding alt?Neck and Neck seems more reliable for accel timing but regular gets 15% power bonus
>>578777056Racing stam, racing mood, risky business, uma stan are the SS whitesAnd then the style specific ones according to your needs
>>578776598speaking as someone with a single plat, yes. It feels like a very big deal
>>578777115spechud is canonically racist irl
>>578777194wedding fine mo rapes mile races
>>578776776Please stop. I am heavily struggling with CB propaganda and have limited carats.
>>578777304why did she let her daughter marry a neigha then
>>578777304
>>578776867Rude. Don't bully Spe's grandson.
>>578777342Can confirm, I spent 10% of the time I did on my nishino aces on a wedding finemo backup and shes 95% as strongI think her fast learner event is glitched as well, I swear it has like a +50% chance
>>578777115Calstone would betray her race and country.
>>578777376https://mangadex.org/title/4f7df7b8-6981-4eaf-91c4-01a11980303f/uma-musume-pretty-derby-100-nichigo-cb-no-tanto-ni-naru-tore-nahttps://mangadex.org/title/b370c855-0dc0-4895-ae9d-247e157e41bb/uma-musume-pretty-derby-sen-ichi-yo-cb
>>578777443i-is Ramonu secretly the Racist Overlord?my god, my penis can only get so erect
>>578777448he deserves it though. he's very cute but he absolutely deserves it.
>>578777448>Kuck S
what was the CB propaganda that made you fold?for me, it was this manga. I haven't gone>oh SHIT this hard in ages
>>578766493>Gay BakushinBut she's stronger as a front tho since her unique requires her to be top 4 at 50% of the race
>>578776598Winning is nice, it's not that big of a deal for most thoughI'm in it mostly for the gibs
love this racist
>>578777410uhh are you allowed to say that
last night i was thinking how badly they handled stam and guts i noticed that my objective in all careers is to press stam as little as possible and i avoid stam cards like the plaguemaybe guts should have been a way to prevent debuffs and late starts and wit should take care of stam and skills
>>578777891>Taromarunnn Fuck off
>>578778054uh oh brockie melty
>>578777889The true harem king.
>>578778156>he fucked the black horses and gorilla KK is shit.
>>578776006its close to 4am here
>>578778412didn't ask brokie
handsome bokumanko
>>578778412can you do tricks
>>578778476Still have not posted your bank account
>>578778412swagapino...
>>578778509she's actually so fucking hot it's incredible
>>578778509That's a boy
>>578778476dont call me broskie bro
>>578778476white woman jumpscare
>>578778584Yes, and?
>>578776598>considers B finals a victoryLmao
>>578776598If it isn't something you can brag about to your family without being beaten for the amount of time you spent on it instead of a job application, it's not a big deal.
>>57875777098 tickets, and 17k carats.
What we thinking?
>>578778640>>>/y/
>>578778145just ignore him, watching schizoids melt down when presented with something beautiful, joyous, and wholesome is a real treat, it's like watching a melt down in anger about Clannad or something
>>578778412SEANEETCHUD
>>578778412What's it like to be a NEET in singapoor
>>578778412>it's 4am gwo SEA is sleepingsays the schizo SEA awake every night at 4am
>>578778720Sex with all of them
>>578778790But enough about V
>>578778764Clannad was pretty shitCB is cool though
You're useless
>>578778720Festa is dead, Skip her banner
>>578776397Us.
>>578778790Why do they even need to sleep they don't have a real work lmao
>>5787788782.16-18 was a beautiful sequence of reconciliation in a family, but I'll agree there was lots of retarded shit in it too
>>578778773>>578778790it will change one day gwo when i finally find a fucking job with my stupid chemistry degree
>>578778883i know...
*coughs blood* my wit.....
>>578779154retard
>>578779067Can't you find a job cleaning for white people or something
>>578779063
>>578779063this is literally nishino flower
Why is V melting down again
You wouldn't an 88yo granny, right /uma/?
>>578779067unironically just apply for mcdonalds it pays more
They should make an anime about this game
>>578779279Typical no life brown NEET behavior
>>578779067start streaming gwoif that singapoorean VF can do it, so can you
>>578779205how Palmer reacts when she finds out Light Hello invited me out for drinks
>>578779314every npc hag bar build your own island scenario has me turning down all these teenage umas
>>578777602She has an extra event that can give fast learner so yes she gets it more often
V umamatotopo
>>578779314in my country there's a saying, the older the hen the better the broth
I kinda look like this
>>578779732hi lol
>>578779314Every day of the damn week
>>578779314She fucks fat, business men
>>578779067Are there quality control jobs in the food industry in SEA? That’s my bullshit do nothing entry level science job
Im taking a shit and it looks like its gonna be a long oneRooms?
>>578779957
>>578778720Umazing tier is Kitasan White btw
>>578779067seanigger here, and same. but for me, it's a bio degree...
>>578779067just get into pornespecially the gay stuff if you want to make a fuckload of money
gross hag
>>578779067Not SEA but also have a useless degree, become a teacher. It sucks but it's income and work
heard Machan was today but I don't see Machan, where da Machan go
>>578780250whenever my trainee's tits are out like that, i shift the focus of my gaze away from her. not too much that she thinks i'm looking away, but enough that all i'm looking at is the wall behind her. works especially well when she invites me to her modelling photoshoots
>>578778720>all umas i wanted to roll are low tierOh nyooo
>>5787804182 hours
>>578778476Why do you hate SEA so much Umama?
>>578780624>>578780624>>578780624
>>578778720>tfw GM tierlists will put my oshi in higher tiersstop making me work double time on gatekeeping her away from you faggots by slandering her
oh no, the image slots! whatever shall we do?
>>578780927I will spend them on Laurel ryona.
>>578780927No cuckshit
>>57875777040 tickets, 112500 caratsI’m F2P and want to pull for cutie traineesWonder Acute, ZRR, maybe Ruby, maybe HokkoShould I pull on SMaru FineMo?I have 4LB Kitasan, 0LB Fine, 0LB Creek, 0LB Tachyon, 2LB Light Hello R, 4LB Sweepy SR1 SSR selector ticket, 1 rainbow crystalI know we are supposed to save for Ramoaner but we get 120 free pulls, is she supposed to be MLB?
>>578765313Goodbye blue, Hello again barren greyIt would be nice if there was a way to decorate the home screen
Fine is so cute and pure, even though she has balls inside her tummy. I don’t want to use that courtesan Ramonu.
>>578773176Imagine if they created real lapdog umas like this.
So... where is Umastan on the world map?
