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ryan LOVE
>>579357129>>579357175I see, thanks
>>579357112You guys are throwing your races after qualifying for A finals for easier Finals lobby right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIPpS5KGT84
>>579357175after
villain thread...
>>579357239There’s also Uni wit for Mediums
Ramonu is a skip BTW
Fuji Kiseki
>>579357252No, I lose naturally.
>got this second attemptOk I guess
>>579357285>tfw rolling for Neo Uni as well
Fucking Rice in the behind
just got a nat 1mil, pre-win bonus off of 4 wins and no parfait dopingfeels good to be semen retained until the next scenario
>>579357292You get 120 free rolls, go ahead and skip them
>>579357350>No uma stan>No NN
>>579357350EXPLODE>no nimble navKeep mining actually
Anons, I've just had this for five runs in a row.>Gold City does the first chain event early in the run>literally does not show up again for the rest of the run, not even for non-chain eventsWhat is going on? Does the card specifically do that? I'm fucking mad and I refuse to believe that was just random.
Share your day 1 round 2 win rates anonmines1-40-54-14-1got fucked by debuffers all round for the first 2 but zero for the latter two
Why should I spend karats on cards instead of uma? CMs are frustrating, stressful and not fun. Uma are cute and have funny stories. If I pull Uma I get a nice smile on my face. If I pull cards I am frowning because not MLB and stuck with shit 2LB and now I am broke.Seems like pulling Uma is just winning.
>>579357350>Two skills that consume HP>On a mediumOh no no no no
>>579357395She prefers it from the front
Tachyon LOVE>>579357292The entirety of Grand Masters is a skip, and you would be better off saving your carats for the specialist wit cards released in L’arc since decks go down to 1 wit. Open League does not require optimal decks and gives 90~% of the carat gains of Graded.
"Oguri Cap is pressing up the inside... Seuin sky is holding a strong lead... Wait, from behind, th-that pressure, this can only be...?"
>>579357417Don't need uma stan, it's for goldshi. Nimble nav would be nice though, but I can get it through finemo or borrowed parent sparks
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting two new brickbros interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579357292what wit card are you using in gm and l'arc
>>579357612The worse Matikane
>>5793575082-32-32-33-2all my 2-3s were 2 wins at the start and then 3 straight losses
>>579357631I'm going to rape you
>>579357336thank you, AU opera O
>>5793575082/3/3/5A little dissatisfied but TOMMOROW IS MY DAY
>>579357631>drama-free
>Fronts are still winning in Round 2I can't believe everyone fell for the Hakuraku meme data
who at cygames loves camping taiki so much to give her both t pulse and golden head on
>>579357659Just borrow
>>579357631damn kicking niggas hours before cutoff? they're gonna be malding lol
>>5793575082-34-13-2Not going to bother paying for the last round since I already qualified for A finals.
post your best headline pics today
>>579356728https://youtu.be/kqW2SsvFnK8?t=689this guy says it is
>>579357742>believing ((((hanukkaku))))
>>579357252I've gotten as low as 3k in A finals, I don't really race outside qualifying
>>579357826Those niddles are thicc
>>579357826
Plaing KingHalolaughing.mp3 on repeat and stroking to the tempo
>>579357252just so you don't watch it, he says in the last 30 seconds that all that data was for nothing and your winrate doesnt matter
>>579357742All nightCompletely rawNo stopping until I break the bed or my dick
>2/3>1/4>0/5>1/4what do i do now
>>579357415neo galaxy brain
>>579357997>Pla[]ingPlapping an mp3?!
>>579357292Kita banner coming up>Kita is a skip btwFinemo banner coming up>Finemo is a skip btwTachyon/LH banner coming up>Tachyon is a skip btwRamonu banner coming up>Ramonu is a skip BTWThe gaslighting never ends. Excited to see the speed Pasa version
>>579357659First CM of Larc? You borrow the good Scenario Link Festa
>>579357790to be fair the people who generally get kicked in that sort of scenario are flatliners who don't have nor deserve human rights.
>>5793575083/5/3/4there was a really weird win where my Seiun got denied A&S but somehow just walked to first place against the Suzuka anyway
>>579357952every time I join a lobby of a game that has voice that I hear varaiations of this in all manner. Im happy I picked something unique and dumb sounding
>>579358104Sorry, typoPlapping to*
>>579357631>>579357728
Creek rerun is a skip btw
But fronts are... le bad..!?
I love Rice
>>579357742I know what you are, frontfagsI know I have to play meta because you still exist
Do you use the card? it's goodDo you not use the card? It's badCreek is always good though
>>579358149>pasa instead of speed with style gold ELEMEFFEIEOU
>>579357661*Fires a c-beam at you in the dark near the Tannhauser gate*Nothing personnel...
>>579358082you join me in B finals!
>>579358082have sex with your personal favourite trainee until either one of you passes out.
>>579358236I know this is not Umama because she wouldn't get a podium
>>579358294>seething because I autistically crafted a parent to have all the skills I need to take the lead
>>579358082learn your lesson and wait for shitter hours in the next brackets
>>579358246>and this is my so- uhhhh, daughter's room
Never listening to you niggers after you told me to skip the 1st FM re-run
Uhh, do they ever allow you to do more than 100 spins in the future…?
>>579358432I for one told you to roll on Curren Wit/ZRR Speed instead
>>579358432I told you to roll for her just before MANT gwocho
>>579358354ok! i won't bring any debuffers!>>579358372vodka here i cum!>>579358404idk that strat has never worked for me
>make 3 UG7+ spe lates>none of them can consistantly place above 5th and only 2 wins>make 1 UG8 pace spe>dominates my entire bracketlate surgers are a fucking joke and a gaslight position
You NEED to pull for creek zwo Think of the singular longslop CM 2 years from now
rate day 3 of cm18
>>579358082You save a couple of tickets for late tomorrow, and hope you hit some lobbies of people sandbagging because they fell for the ELO gaslight
>>579358473why is the CIA trying so hard to hide this truth?
>>579357305Sex
>>579358578They're called late gamblers for a reason
>>579358559post more SS umas
>>579357305prove it
>>579358579Seriru uses MLB ZRR to this day on global
WE FUCKING DID IT
>>579358763
>>579358579>saying this when she's being used for 2 mediums this scenario so farRoru
next timetry to only do one round or two to qualify for FinalsThen you tell me that elo doesn't exist cause you're fighting against literal bottom of the barrel 1/XXXs
It's time.
>>579357826This miracle she pulled off from 6th place to win
>>5793575082/2/3/1. Since I qualified I decided to use the last ticket to see how 1 debuffer goes.
how did that newfriend so? you know who you are, this was your first CM, right?
>>579358579>You NEED to pull for creek zwobut i already have her mlb'd?
>>579358936>>579358082
>>579358731theyre also called clown runners
>>579358828BY A FUCKING HEAD
You go Mr Oshi Runner, I guess.
no early lead no groundwork ssky and team trials fucky kisucky into A final
>>579358951oh well, at least it wasn't 0/40.... maybe you can cheese finals A by queueing during SEA hours
>>579358852>>579358763>>579358559I need more for the folder these are too good
>>579359020gz onee-san
This has been like 90% of my lobbies, I am very happi
I drank some coffee in the morning and Cafe kept sniffing me
>>579359167don't look up the haru one
>>579359172thanks
>two golds>conc>900 stam>1k powerhopefully doable, 20% speed gain is pain
Mun!
>>579359174WOOOOOOOOW AnonSo surprising
yay
>>579359323This one ran their oshi and lost
>>579359202
>>579359335Triple front bro goodjob
>>579358578In almost every race my late surger stays in 9th place the whole time including when there are S tier debuffers or end closers. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with lates.
>>579359468a gaslight position people tell others to use for a joke and nothing more
>>579357826Crazy face.
>>579359167dozo
>>579359371>Dark parts around the toes>Seam across the crotch>White panties underneathI will now train this uma
>>579359370do not post this image again
>>579359217sadly, there isn't an SS Harusadly
>>579359468You are supposed to bring 3 lates. They are like fronts. Bring 3 and one WILL hit p and win
>>579359671What is Bakushin speed?
>>579358763>>579359167jawohl
>>579359671
>>579359696Palmer is the sexiest Mejiro
>>579357790one flatliner got kicked and somebody else missed quota by 15mil with half tp so they'll be gone after reset
>>579359671What is Searching for Unseen Sights
>>579359716wait a second... you're right... they can't ALL be 9th, even if they're fighting for it one of them will HAVE to be uhhhh... 7th? FUCK
I wanna hang out
>>579359671What is Seiun Sky Power?
>>579359826Everyone is saying this.
15/20 today, 4 of the losses were from missing Festive
>>579359623
She's so hot I really want to pull for her but she's a front and I'll have exactly 0 of their cards or parents by the time she drops. Guess I'm never using her in CMs and she'll just be the lobby wife
>>579359671Footkino Dictus.
umasumi
>got medium S and all skills I need on classic year inspo>above average stats so far>important skill chains already finished somehow>in classic late mayHow will this career be ruined?
>>579360035night
>>579360035MAMBO
>>579360052Welcome to the Summer of No Rainbows. It's so good we'll do it twice!
>>579360052under 30% friendship bonus by second summer
>>579359676don't look
intercourse with the (fake) homeless
>>579359671what is Duramente speed
>>579360184
Remember: TALLYING...
>>579360184I did this
take this /uma/
>>579359974The ball should be replaced with something
I will post this every day until Cygames makes it real.
no nonnies......
>>579360390that's not a support card nigger
>>579359671Underrated few times I get to use it can't help but go damn they're huge each friendship training
>>579360207But that's not Rulership.
>>579359931the only correct answer
>>579360483Excuse you that shits Balenciaga
Front taiki put on a brutal raping
>>579360458they had no business making her taikis this big in that card art
>>579359852I just think of this whenever I see this card
>>579359671None of the responses have even come close yet
>>579359671what is Nice Nature welfare ssr
>>579360796WIFE NATUREIFENATURE
>>579360637>UF nice nature >but she's 2*what the fuck are they feeding the newcuties these days...
>>579360003Do it.
I'm worried my club will demote, why does this have to be a nigger 31 day month
>>579360796
has Vodka ever acknowledged the fact that after she was born, her parents looked at her and both agreed>Yes, "Vodka". This is what we shall call our uma daughter: it is the perfect nameand does she think this is okay?
>>579359671What is Jungle Pocket Speed?
>>579360052oh look there it isI failed a 3%
>>579360848He's actually just built different.
>>579360979Nigga her real dad, who's in the fucking game, is named GIMLET
>>579360979do you seriously believe that Vodka thinks? at any point?
>>579360910mambwo...
Sunday Silence, scary horse with edgy name, yet the most successful progenies on his early years are those with silly names>Marvelous Sunday>Bubblegum Fellow>Special Week
>>579359371>bodystocking Only a huge pervert would wear something erotic like that
>>579361089show me a picture of this """GIMLET"""
>>579360003Similar for me but with the ACE. Could wait for her stronger New Year alt though that's a long ways off.
>>579360962have some more goslingbwo >>579359048
>>579361139
>>579361273THAT'S HER DAD?
>>579359048>>579361256literally me
Lost to someone from an /uma/ club and won against someone from /v/ma.
>>579361056oh ok. so its not a new player its just a fucking freak who never once in his life upgraded nice nature even though hes likely gotten 99999999 dupes of her so far. jesus christ he probably wouldve won if she had her upgraded unique...
>>579361056with no pump?? newcutie oh nyo nyo nyo (do they at least have leap forward)
>>579361314Yes
>>579361425he's borrowing kitasan...
>>579361513DELET THIS
>>579361425going off the kitasan borrow i'd say they really might be new-ish or started during MANT
>>579361425wait i just realized hes borrowing kitasan but using MLB tachy. what the fuck is going on here...?
>>579357742but I look into hakuraku and told me 2fronts 1debuffer was ok, it wasn't wrong
when I lose CMs it feels like I'm getting raped in front of my umas
>>579360962
it would be funny if Gimlet's dad's name was "Glóin", so then he could be Gimlet, son of Glóin
>>579357742The data was right, if win rate is close to play rate then the style is good, this cm is balanced
>>579361595easy... they started recently
>ywn be a roided baby whale scaring the shit out of /uma/ trainerswhy live?
when I win CMs it feels like I'm raping my opponents in front of their umas
>>579361680Fucking nerd.
>>579359671these 2
You only like Nice Nature because she's nice
>>579361786All I want is a woman that is nice to me.
>>579361661cheer nature has many, many more for (You) adorable homescreen lines
>>579361786you only like mayano because she's the top gun
sex with overly theatrical umas
>>579360443Well it should be.
>>579361747>Silence Suzuka secret 2: She keeps several identical pairs of shoes just in case.what did cygames mean by this
>>579361786She's a GFE uma. I like GFE umas.
>>579357742People don't understand how much shitters fuck with the data.V is a statistic in haku room data, that should be enough to realise it's trash
>>579361994christ, her head is fucking MASSIVE
>>579361821holy misogyny. Go be a chud somewhere else
>>579359891holy SEX
>>579361770The rape bus...
gin is fucking awful desu, trash tier spirit
>>579361425>not a new player>borrowing Kitasan but has MLB Tachyanon.........it's a newcutie.
So which of the whores will need MLB for their scenarios to be playable?
>>579361929
Take a look at this Rudolf
Cygames PLEASE
Stop gangstalking newcuties
>>579361867I have recorded all but 2 - the one when I first wake up and the one when I am about to go to bed. They only happen on login and I am typically not awake enough to remember to have OBS rolling on launch.
>>579362258Nice tummy
>>579362167Just drink beer, whiskey, or tequila like a normal alcoholic
>>579362228but horses don't like water...
>>579361821>cute, kind, caring girl who's fun to be aroundshe's too perfect
>>579362203none, only Tucker needs 3LB
>>579362285I think the newcutie that's using my uma is part of a small bot network, but they aren't doing anything smart so he might really be a newcutie
>>579362214Sounds of Love
>>579361994she's so cute bros
>>579362425did you say this about Light Hello too?
>>579362473You're mainly rolling for TachyLH is just a bonus
>>579362473...no? what
>>579361985Probably because loads and loads of semen are shot in each pair.
>>579361786everyone likes Neicha
>>579361786I like her nature too
>267 replies>155 imagessir...the image limit...
Shina is trying to flirt!
Married life with Fuji Kiseki is... interesting
>>579362459Actually Mayacchi will be making love with her torenahusband
>>579362203allegedly Tucker needs 3LB to have a scenario link. So I'm either skipping that scenario or just accepting B finals because FUCK THAT I am not dumping 60-90k on a GODDAMN FUCKING PAL CARD THAT'S ONLY USED FOR 90 DAYSNot when I need>Wit Daiwa>Stam Shakur>Speed Falco>Speed Still and around 4 umas in 2027. This will have to do.
>>579362459>still get flashbacks to when I was in elementary school and I sniffed some random bowl of ravioli that was sitting out on a table and the girl whose ravioli it was saw me and said ew
>>579362589oh i figured it was because her girlyfeets were so stinky and vinegary that she needed multiple pairs of shoes everyday
>>579362604wtf is she eatingsquid on a croissant?
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
+1 to the image limit
>>579362362my favorite is vodka, unironically. I can drink vodka like a motherfucker, have to sip everything else.
>>579362203Quite literally only tucker. All the other ones are serviceable with a 0*
>>579362794That too.
>>579357742The team win rate for Xoguri is like 40 and fronts is 37, why was anyone acting like this was proof fronts are bad unless you can't read data for shit.
>>579362659Shina is failing miserably! Her sisters hooked up with their trainers but she can't!!!
you're pulling for her, right anon?
>>579362697Yea but consider that you would already be rolling for the best Power card in the game anyway
PLEASE HELP I DONT WANT TO GO TO GERMANY AAAAAAA HELP HELP HE
>frontkeks getting uppity on day 1 of round 2
Men...!
>>579362203Most of them get much, much better at 1 LB, so check before you roll, but yeah, Tucker is crazy if the scenario link thing is the case
>>579362968I'm definitely pulling something to her
>>579362898Suzuka has the best feet
>>579362836Stego cute.
>>579362665Fuji's trainer is so lucky.
Really cool how Tamamo Cross introduces you to her parents and then forces you to marry her at the end of her career
>>579360029
>>579362983Tama power seems to have a similar situation to Ramonu where a generalist card gets very quickly powercrept by specialists. lasts only 1 scenario for fronts, and less than 2 full scenarios for pace, then 2.5 scenarios for late
not bad i think, decent 50/50 chance to win
>>579362995>denies budding blossomheh nothing personnel
reminder
>>579363236>sub-50% WR after 1 day of round 2let's go get our A 3rd together nonny
>>579362167trvke
>>579362467https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UO_8i3A4Zw hnggggg
post something cute
>>579362983>roll the scenario banner>still have to borrowcuck the card anywayyep it's clanker time
>>579363374The first CM ever I giga stressed out and had an 80% wr goldship but I got 3rd in finalsEver since I was like fuck it, not worth it and just aimed for A finals. Only 1 CM I didn't manage to qualify for A finals and won B finals.. But I did win like 4 Platinums so it's not badThe only CM I really want to win is Scorpio because it's my zoodiac sign and I already won the first Scorpio one so having the star would be cool
Umama status?V status?Where's the uppity niggas at
>>579363390Ruby and her boyfriend KS Miracle are so cute together.
>>579363131The luckiest man in the world
>>579363420How is she going to fit that into her burger pocket?
>>579363573Having esex in the Uma&co cord
>>579363573go be brown somewhere else
>>579363573Winning more than the staygoldtranny ever could
Made it to A Finals.
>>579363328ToT
>>579363771i knew two fronts and one debuffer was strong but i never considered two brians and a debuffer...
>>579363478
>>579363617I envy him.
I need delicious uma ntr
Dober told me she's apprehensive of men
cow musume
>run out of borrows>"oh i can make it work with stuff i have in my own stable. ive done some clanking.">do a career without a 9* stamina crutchoh no no no no NO NO NO NO
>>579364053I'll do you one better, I'm going to get kissies from all the cuties before Chiyonoposter gets them leaving only the ugly nonnies
>>579364053I don't think you're gonna find it here.
Debuffers are actual fucking cancer. I hope anyone using them burns in hellfire.
>>579364589Nishino would NOT say this.
sounds of fuck
>>579364142M-men, you say?
>>579363735StegoCHAD is way better
>>579364589I'm only running debuffers to spite the people using oguri crap
>>579364589shorry i couldnt be bothered making a third ace
>>579364589when I saw the first JP CM that had debuffs banned I was just thinking "damn was it that bad?" and now I know better
Taiki stocks down, Suzuka stocks up this round.
>>579362798How could you not know about her squid thing?!
Well?
>>579364391Her teacup is great.
>>579365110what it say
>>579364589xoggy want double dom dom
If I can't reach A finals just because I was learning how to build aces for graded league and had to rush my parent farming I will run Xoggers plus 2 Debuffers from now on. FUCK. YOU.
>>579365145ねい茶
>>579365012they get executed in the world of umamusume
>>579365287now that i recognise the last chink character from being typed i can guess the rest
Her hair is orange from the carats she ate as a child.
>>579364365
>>579364589let poors be poor
>>579365287>recognized the last kanji BROS WAGOTABI IS WORKING
I love my genius wife!
>>579365453worst thing about friend scenario links is lack of plushie income
>>579365624goodfucking annoying whenever I did fan runs back in urastill hate them
>>579365704kill yourself
umas in the Senior Division shouldn't be acting like this
>>579365523Went to check this out but it seems fairly basic. The big problem with this language is going past the basics into reading random complex bullshit.
>>579365763>malding mark
>The Pace Taiki I got from saving the Legends Races stars a month ago dragged my sorry behind to Grade AAnd there was that one weirdo on here who said it was dumb to unlock Uma's this way.
>>579365964Don't say that. I'm slowly becoming japanese I can feel it.
>>579365987>Uma'sYou're still a dumb phoneposter, but that's a different conversation
>>579365964i got to N2 by just doing kanji reps and jacking off to eroge for 3 years, it's not that hard
How does Taiki Shuttle feel about your lust felt gazes?
>>579366293wife
>>579365964Reading is particularly hard. If you're willing to work at it, reading manga with a dictionary handy is good practice.
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/nPUx16https://jiggie.fun/nPUx16
>>579359567But I'm a creek...
>>579366450how does one use a dictionary where you don't know the character you're looking up
>>579366526OCR nigga
>>579366526Clankers
so what did we learn?
>>579366526Google translate lets you write the character by hand, or you can look it up on an online dictionary using the radicals if you recognize those
>>579366126ikuno.............dictus
>>579365453Why can’t Chiyoposter get kissies?
>>579366463Yes ChronoI promise we can go watch Croix's race after this
>>579366450I'm not going to ever remember the kanji for dunno, "absorbency", just because I found it once in the wild
>>579366632I will NEVER learn Japanese
>>5793666323 speed 2 wit slop reigns supremelmao @ niggas getting memed by a power card
Maybe a language shouldn't have a unique letter for every word.
>>579366526Start with something basic, like shounen.In a perfect world, I'd suggest a bit of training on kanji separately from that, working your way up through primary school. That also helps you learn the basics and radicals, so that later on you know how to look them up.If you want a shortcut, there are apps that could translate straight from a photo, but I'd actually suggest you try one that lets you draw it in as practice.
goodnight /uma/good luck to all the SEA hours queuers
Palmer you piece of shit
>>579366738The fire inside Grass' heart is so intense...
>>579366126Honey I promise I wasn't trying to look under Neicha's skirt...
>>579366770No, but you may start to remember common usage kanji just by sheer frequency of use, even if they're out of depth for where the rest of your learning is.
1 day until Tamalove and Autisuma merge
>>579366632We didn't learn anything today reallyNothing we did not already know
>>579366793In a perfect world, the Japanese language would not exist.
learn Chinese and not a bastard shit language that looks like shit from combining a billion different glyphs
are debuffers even good for this CM? keen eye is an early-game debuff aka shit, while dominator is a pure gamble off of 564. stamina debuffs do nothing, frenzy is a buff. is it really just hesitants + intense gaze?
>>579366632
>>579366783That's why we have radicals, so we can reuse those! Umazing!
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Most transcoded uma?
>>579367175Radicals are giga cope.
>>579366931I don't want a Ryanfag in my club
>>579366989In a perfect world, Japan would have adopted Romaji during the Meiji Restoration as some attempted.
>>579367240Ryanfag would carry your asses to A+ though
>>579367205probably the one with the most videos overall
She's UG7 and won 13 g1s btw
>>579366989But 日本語 does exist in 日本
>>579366931I think all the clubs that dropped out of a+ this month should actually merge
>training options restricted>pre-debut, max energy, great mood, nobody on the 1 training facility i can use while there's a rainbow on speedok well fuck you too
>>579361985Suzuka has no real hobbies other than walking and running, so her shoes wear down extremely fast.
>>579367375So... tamalove and autisuma?
Zero is where the center stands.
>>579367325Like he carried your asses to A+? That faggot is a detriment to any club he's in for the sole reason that he's a Ryan fag. Nobody wants to be in a Ryan club
>>579367135Chinese sounds like literal toilet noises tho
>>579367489You just know autisma danch is leaving for greener pastures
>>579367489gwo... 2ma... hjong..
FARUKO ZETTAITEKI CENTER MEZASHIMAAASU~!
ching chong
>>579364589no you dont understand we have to abuse debuffers so cygays accelerate the ban
>>579367432she's clearly in heat
>>579367524STOP POSTING THIS AIIIIIIIIIEEEE
>>5793676072ma isn't even an /uma/ club at this point. Those niggers have been recruiting from Discord since before their original Danchou left
>>579367393 (me)IT HAPPENED AGAIN ON MAX ENERGY AND MOOD IN CLASSIC EARLY MARCH WITH A RAINBOW ON SPEED AWARDfine motion please don't make me hate you
>>579367654>Cannot add a new answerGay
>>579367654>PC gamersEmbarassing
>9 late lobby>one trainer brought Cafe + Urara>almost bricked because of the accel position fightingProbably one of the most psychotic lobby lineups I've had in CM ever
>>579366829My daughter Mayano is allowed to wear as little as she wants around me.
>>579367553Hey bwo calm down, I'm not in autisuma But I can't deny Ryanfag is a valuable asset to any club if he is doing 400M per month
>below average and unsatisfying performance in round 1>absolute kills it in round 2Anyone else been going through this for the last few CMs lately? Is it really just because you tend to get blocked more if your uma is strong vs shitters?
>>579367654what the fuck are any of these
>learn Chinesesorry but I don't live in Vancouver or LA
>>579367654Never heard of any of this shit. I'm looking forward the OoT remake, Johnblow's sokoban bullshit, and the most recent game I bought is Sovereign Tower.
>>579367843And nobody wants to be in a Ryan club, which is why despite the fact that he farms a lot all Autis/uma/ did is drop rank since he became danchou. He can be a normal member if he wants to merge or he can stay in Autis/uma/
>>579367716I just stalked the club list without learning of the history..I kowtow to this senior brother who enlightened me
>>579367654That whole list sounds like someone smashed a keyboard over and over.
>>579366781what the fuck do we do in a long cm then
>>579368149
>>579359671Bono in her natural habitat>free Plan XAIEEEEEEE
>>579366632-Lightning Surge is 100% necessary and you're going to pay the tax if you want to win-lmfao at oshigaming if you don't have whaledeck-luck is the best stat by a huge margin
>>579368149die
>>579367654>No Ace Combat 8you disappoint me buddy
>>579367654are these all chink games
>>579368149unity
>>5793681491500 speed is enough
oh hey. broke 1m for the first time today. then did it again a few hours later. I havent changed any of my TT umas in weeks. v0v
>>579367654You made up all these names, didn't you?
>>579368149Exclusively use uma with recovery ults
>Machan activated Budding Blossom and dueled to the end with BoboCool
>>579368042https://uma.moe/circles/908210590You can just look at the members here, most of them don't have /uma/ in their profile and most of them joined from non /uma/ clubs
>>579368149You run stam/pow supports and sparks until you can hit the stam cutoff, and just try to squeeze out as much Spd as you can, even if you don't hit the cap.Also, get your fucking greens.
>>579368460maybe it's just in game applicants
Air Groove (white) looks majestic when she runs toward the statue magic to inspire you.
>my trainer said no when I asked for sex
what's more unethical>double/triple front>xoguri>ace + 2 doms
>>579368575Fronts aren't meta according to the Jeet site albeit
>>579368149i was always an oguri main
>>579368575Triple front is the true sovl strategy.
>>579368149Have two gold recoveries.
>>579368460Last time I saw them recruiting here was in november. I know because I was tempted to join them at the time
all my cards are levelled so i might have to start trying in tt
>>579368539I was in their club before it imploded and they were already recruiting friends from discords so I'm hesitant to give them the benefit of the doubt
>My trainer said "he doesn't feel like doing it today..."
>>579368183glad you can't run her on sprints
>My trainer trained me to win races
>>579368575Hannukaraku says that triple front is the most honest teamp comp
>>579368575training people not to win and only drag others down is not in the spirit of the umaverse
>>579368632What jeet site?
Not looking hot for our queen…
>>579368575Triple front is extremely honest.>I will use 3 umas to compete and make each other stronger, and only one will have a win condition, good luck
>>579367683stfu curren
>>579368913But that's...literally all umas except deboofs
>My Trainee said she wants to "Rape Roleplay" tonight
>>579368828>>579357742
I love her winning pose the most
>>579369045cute cf
heh... nothing personnel.........
>>579369004It literally isn't.There is only one angling and scheming. OYL and NN mean almost any pace can win. Budding and SFV let 2 umas win, realistically others can also just not perfect proc it. Straightaway spurt has no positional requirement, moving past and beyond lets 2 umas get it with perfect proc, descent has no positional requirement, festive miracle lets oguri win from wherever she wants.Only one front ever has a real win condition to take the race by the time the late race has started, that one is all but decided.
>bringing UG and above umas to group BYou did not win
>>579369052>Hakuraku>JeetAnon...
>>579369004Paces usually have 2 positions where they can activate all of their accels. Same with backliners (even then they can just hit everything and ignore that)Fronts have only one position where they can win, the rest just die
>>579369004No? Look at all the accels
>>579369240retard
>>579368575Oguri is the epitome of soulless
>>579357508For whatever reason i went 5/5/4/4 despite the fact my day 1 was 2 /3/4/4 and day 2 was marginally better with 5/5/4/3
>>579369045My CF is NOT that big! Tho I wish she was!
What the FUCK is going on
>>579368460>>579368539>>579368717they were basically just "grandfathered in" to the /vg/ club list probably because they were the big club on the block before /uma/ club and they were still involved in recruiting here and "faking it" back then at least.it's probably fine to remove them now
>>579369402Luckslop
>>579369381hmmmI like Vivlos' puffy socks
>>579369318Actually cingray made her sovlhttps://youtu.be/kuMQureM-kA
>>579369052>EVERYTHING I DISLIKE OUT OF SPITE ARE JEETbig racist dont you think, faggot?
All these non frontkeks seethingsprints plancha p1-2 when applicableKita black is p1-2 for longsKita blanco is 1-4 for medsjust because AnS is absurd most of the time doesn't mean that fronts only win at p1, let's see at chukyo
>>579369279
what the fuck man
>>579369402Welcome to mile slop
>>579357742My Nishino is performing greatly now that fronts exists in round 2
>>579369381Cutie
>>579369691idgi
>finally ran into someone from /uma/
You made it to A finals easily, right?
>>579369553It's literally not made by indians though
>>579369537We are talking about now
>>579369537>0.1>0.1>0.05Kitasan black is one thing, but 0.1 on sprints is fucking nothing.
>>579369537Plancha is dogshit compared to what pace or late got (nishino/cheer halo), not to mention their gamble accel (OYL/Neck and Neck) are way stronger than front's (second wind). Machan is the only viable front in Chukyo 1200m and I'm saying this as a frontfag
>>579369771...fuck I'm retarded
>>579369771same guy>>579361423
>>579369691One day I'll learn War in the East
>>579369769sry I don't speak FAGGOT
Every time you run Xoguri in CMs, you're saying NO to Allison
I knocked up Light Hello fuckkk
>>5793695587% BY THE WAYFUCKING STUPID WHORE
>>579369948Does that mean... Anon...I think your gf... Might be a little into you
Miles are gonna be fun for fronts when she comes out.
>>579369537>Unironically larping as a front mainYou don't play the game broAngling is still the accel in JP to this day for fronts
>>579369537frontkeks gonna be real quiet next CM
>>579370106frontfags are always the loudest people here
>>579368149*spurts you*
>>579370024
>>579370106Then gets uppity again when kitasan blanco is out
hilarious how much /uma/ seethes over front even when they are supposedly shit and non-meta. would love to know what causes this derangement
>>579370106You niggers say this every CM
I got insanely lucky with my CM comp about an hour ago. Every win was barely over a single length. Thank you for carrying me Suzuka and Inari, now to get 3rd in the final
>>579370260Front is the whale style so browns get extremely mad at frontfags
>>579370185That's dangerous, she should take a shower...And go back to the campus, if she caught a cold it'd be troublesome for her training and studies, I'll call an uber
What if, instead of banning red/debuff skills, they changed it so that debuff skills also affected teammates? Wouldn't that be really funny?
>>579370260People are mad at anything that makes others happy, that's why we have the bucket list of copes about why your wins don't count if you don't play triple ace with dogshit umas and bad cards and queue within 5 minutes. For every "congrats you did well' post there are 20 posts eager to discredit anything people are proud of.
>>579357728>>579366141>>579366738>>579367372>>579366884Grass Wife
>>579370418>she should take a showerWhat a waste
Front heavy rooms are just unfun, that's all there is to it.
>>579370537If you use Xoguri or debuffers your win genuinely didn't count THO
>>579370418if you really care about her, you will join her to make sure her back is propperly washed!
>>579370537it's a moral obligation to discredit xoguri wins
poorfags will seethe even more at fronts when whales start spamming them in LoH desu
>>579370274Ines wouldn't wear this
>>579370260/uma/ doesn't like being reminded that front is the most fulfilling and skill intensive style,
Isn't Killer Tunes bad for Lates? Why does Ryan get it Innate?
>>579370185Why is this fat bitch out of breath after a short run
>>579370649Just grab nimble nav, second wind and teio step
It sucks insanely hard to lose to fronts. You just sit there being like JUST FUCKING GO IN FRONT OF HER YOU LAZY RETARD but then your Uma just does nothing and you lose
Speaking of fronts, in a hypothetical all front runner lobby are there front runner skills that would help your front move up if they get unlucky and end up behind? Aside from Second Wind and Restart.
>>579370623>>579370691You're right!As her trainer I must make sure her hygiene is appropriate, therefore the best course of action is to get in, heat the shower, and...Call Aoi to help me with this situation
>>579370758She's pace A though
>>579370853when i know a CM is going to be front heavy i add nimble nav and it has saved my ass on several occasions
>>579370758You might want to check what innate skills Bono has.A few of the umas just don’t have the right innate skills.
>My trainee is being silly
>>579371105>We purposely trained her wrong, as a joke
>>579370274I'm a frontfag and I'm not touching a single front next cm they're genuinely fucked
maybe you should just go faster
>>579371105Jordan with OYL and race planner...
>>579371147I wanna do silly thing with Sirius
Uma for this feel?
stam for ants
>>579371231calstone and bakushin should be swapped
Serious
samson small
>>579371342Cheval Grand
>>579371530>wears a shirt that just says bigWho is she trying to convince
>>579371231The most confusing to me is Seiun Sky>ooo she's so trickyIt's a fucking race is she doing Dick Dastard style traps and we just don't see it?
cm19 small tester202669512026695120266951
>>579368575Xog + 2 debuffers >>>> Triple front > ace + 2 debuffers > runaway usersIn terms of which is most soulless. If you employ any of the above tactics you should have your trainer license revoked
>>579371530>Bigguwhat did she mean by this?
Tried making tamagoyaki, added too much seasonings. Tastes okay though.
>>579371530sex
>>579371605Incredible answer
>>579371529Oh dear. This is official localization levels of bad.
>>579364225my paizuri slave
>>579371662I mean, yeah, she has to grab the lead in order to set up the trip wires and pitfalls.
Cheval Grand wouldn't try to stop you if you suddenly started groping her ass
>>579370794Now you know why Cygames doesn't want them to be meta since they don't interact with the lobby like the other styles which make you feel like shit when you aren't playing one and have to deal with traffic, blocking, positional RNG, etc
>>579371530biggie smalls
RUN xog + 2 debuffsNEVER read uma career storiesIMMEDIATELY LOOP umas I got from daily legend race
>>579371667please
>>579371662Her trick is "run like a big nige but not really"
>>579371810>doesn't want them to be meta>they're meta in 4 of the 5 categories of cmLmao
>>579371667I havent made any 19ers yet bwo
>>579368149Fanta Grass with millions recoveries
>>579371872Fine but I don't have anything useable other than my Bourbon
Why are fronts bad next cm? They were able to compete with hogs on the dirt sometimes, why would it be different?
>>579371667Chill out dude I'm still looping. Wait until the registration period
>>579371970thanksgonna get ready for bed in the meantime, hopefully someone joins..
>>579371987they're bad because...THEY'RE JUST BAD OKAY???
>>579371987They aren't bad
GIVE ME SEX NOW
>>579371987They're bad because they're not xogIf you're not the very best, this generation of losers think you're bad
Next CM is HERS
>>579372112no
>>579371221Post your highest wr front for this cm right now and timestamp it using the notes bro
>>579371667nvm someone joinedthanks for coming
>>579372112FUCK YOUDIE GOONER
>>579366632kamen rider zeztz was a good story even though the show had some pacing issues... oh you meant about umamusume? we learned nothing tonight
>>579372167My CuM is hers too
Thoughts on Tap Dance City?
>>579372112NO SEX UNTIL YOU DIET
What's the retention line going to be?
Shinko Windy is a hero who wants to be a villainRice Shower is a villain who wants to be a hero
>>579372259Shet
>>579372167I'm gonna try angling + festive miracle since she has so many innate recoveries
>>579371987It's pacekeks trying to convince you to not bring fronts so you don't fuck up their accels
>>579371987Paces have too much stuff this time
>>5793719872200m is actually decent for fronts since they can use festive miracle as a secondary accel which I won with during the other CMs.
Curren is a whore who wants to be pureFalcon is pure who wants to be a whore
>>579370785she already peaked
>>579372405>literally just determined descent this reminds me of the retard that claimed paces has loads of accel like speed star for the next cm
Rooms while I eat29868583
>>579372259I want to meet her for a hookup once a week. no strings attached, just silly fun and sex
>>579372259Sex, more formally known as sexual intercourse, coitus, or copulation, is an intimate social activity typically involving the insertion of the erect male penis inside the female vagina and followed by thrusting motions for erotic pleasure, biological reproduction, or both.
>>579372350Pace has no positional accel this time though, the most you can do is bring a rabbit to deny this skill from wit Oguri but a pace with a strong midrace like festive tama will have no problem keeping up
>>579372235I think you can try running 2 Speed and a Stam card on Kita. I'm gonna try and build her with Seiun Stam for the extra gold after I get a good enough Bobo
>>579371662The main inspiration is the horse/jockey slowing the pace down midway to make the competition think they had gassed out and it was their time to push up, but then accelerated again anyway and ran away with the race.
>>579372415
>>579372632you lost me
>>579372632What's that gotta do with tap, dance or city?
>>579372343That's the planwith the right loopa (or luck) any front can proc Xog ult with triple 7s.V. Bourbon ult + Creek gives two recoveries already, luck shitting or looping triple 7s is a must thoughbeit
You're now thinking about Satono Diamond
>>579372563I'll join one>>579372652can try I guesslots of options that are all viablein that case I wanna borrow tachy
>>579372659i like doing this in Gallop Racer
Dorkshttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/2094259514136793469
>>579372847Correct!
>>579372632that sounds incredibly disgusting
>>579371987Paces have a free 0.3 accel with descent + neck and neck/head + nsm/nimble + festive for oguri. Any of those can run double dominators, and likely will, while fronts need at least 1 slot dedicated to making sure you pace up.
>>579372898SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>579372563https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=k98wIVt-eFtxgdaGK8onVds-97646455
>>579372978breaking suzu's legs is a small price to pay
>>579372939That's your wife!!!!!
>>579372915
>>579372978Just mutate Nice Nature into a front runner so you can pace up and still have a 2nd debuffer
Guys, I'm scared.
i need to have sex with daiichi ruby
>>579373037wrong image and link https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=qitSdlubjoD_01_7X8rdrqOT
tracen should have eating competitions like in season 1 but the umas also have to race right after
>>579372978>head onlol retard
>>579373063God i love fenomeno
>>579373086BELIEVE HARD desu
>>579373063SHE BREACHED CONTAINMENT
>>579373069You could always do that with Rudolf, and I have before on more balanced cms. But it's one small part of the puzzle. 0.2 accel vs 0.3 minimum and potential 1.4 (not even optimal at that point) is too much of a gap.>>579373149The very reason head on is "bad" for paces is because they're inundated with options.
>>5793731326/9
I can't wait for retards here to unironically kill themselves when LOH arrives
>>579373063is this event literally fenomeno taking care of children? cute
I train runaway suzuka specifically because I hate frontfags so much. Some smug faggot with a UC6 seiun queues into your lobby with his vbobo right behind her but they just do nothing because your runaway stole their angling procs. You get to watch them run allllll that way forward and then just sink back... Into oblivion. Just like all the money and time that smug faggot spent on his account and his surefire hakuraku data supported strategy for getting an easy plat. God it feels good. Suzuka is right the view from the lead is beautiful.
>>579373349If you can get podium in round 2 group A, LOH should be a breeze>>579373438Nt nigger but I run second wind + nimble nav
>>579372910The annoying part will be getting high enough Power I think since Kita has no Power growth.I guess I could also try Pasa Power for her Gold.Using 3 Speed does feel a bit overkill for a 20% Speed uma but fitting a Power or Stam card also feels a bit awkward. Kind of a weird scenario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
>>579373438lol
My trainee politely requests sex and accepts it respectfully when I say no.She's not like the other girls.
>>579373405dunno but it seems like itfenomeno is a sweetheart
>>579373304https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=MdSghVagzMyj0gXpQY4mBnMZ40497230
>>579373529No you don't. You just lose and there's nothing you can do about it hahahahhaa faggot
>>579373438FDS (Front Derangement Syndrome) is terminal in this poor fella
jp has numbers now?since when?
>>579373591
>>579373646Didn't work back then when runaway first came out, ain't gonna work now
>>579373591Verxina is a pick-me? What a loser. An uma takes what she wants.
>>579372112
>>579373618https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=rc45-0Xjcs7Z1PLzudWngwbl88136316
>>579373802It does work though because it keeps working for me over and over. Seuin trainers are literally built for getting raped.
DURAMENTE FUCKING DIED WHAT THE FUCK
>>579373778I'm not sure what Shina meant by this. Why did she text me her new bikini after I said it was too unprofessional to have sex with her.
>>579373906it's real, wow
>>579373906
>>579373995>>579374070>>579373906He died a long time ago
>>579373906Kitasan will pay for this
>>579373906>It's real
>>579373871https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=7nciYrU1JfALtjhjxz9B5QB433033182
>>579373880Front users will say it doesn't work and runaway users will say it works, because you're experiencing things through the lens of your own team, which is typically stronger than whatever you queue into. Strong fronts will overtake shit runaways and strong runaways will destroy bad fronts.
>>579373213Had to type a long Youtube comment.
>>579374124Yeah? Did anyone ask lil nigga? We're in mourning here go fuck off to your ERP club chat.
>>579374256What the fuck is that thing on the right
>>579374306Should've mourned earlier, it's too late now
>>579374070yet another horse Dober outlivedBELL-CHAN SUPREMACY
>>579373438There is direct counterplay to this but I will not say what it is because /uma/ always calls me retarded when I do.
next jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/hIh12g>https://jiggie.fun/hIh12ghttps://jiggie.fun/hIh12g>https://jiggie.fun/hIh12ghttps://jiggie.fun/hIh12g
>>5793742056/9
>>579373213based
>>579373086>>579374256>Icon is maru and Rudolph>So is his teamWait does it always do that???
>>579374337That's Curren-chan! The cutest umamusume at Tracen!
>>579373559
>>579374432Looks ai generated
>>579373906>check wikipedia page>isreal>check stud record>one Triple Tiara winnerDamn
A moment of silence for Duramente
>>579374337The #cutest and most #devilish umamusume in the Libra Cup.>>579374426Yes. The career mode UI elements do too.
#RapeCurrenChan
>>579374636If by "rape" you mean "kill and murder" then YES!
>>579374398https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=n1IXb0GPtuxtYiYxo3sbAlH1getting slow to fill and finished eating so last one10803239
>>579374636>t.
>>579374828Bamboo memory almost fucking got me. Goddamn man you guys are nuts.
>>579374828https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=FTlkNuNIitT51-_Pb3pWGEWFmaybe double front was the answer all this time. i shouldn't have abandoned it.
Am I safe in class 6 if my high score is 7?
>>579374636many are on the edge of doing this
>>579375173
>>579373906SHE CAN'T STOP WINNING
>>579375145Double front backliner. If I had good late parents I would have gone with late teio
Next thread will be ________
whenn does guts become good?
>>579375246>Hokko's Tarumae is apparently as big as RudolfThey look so much bigger tho...
>>579375493Yesterday
hocock tarumoe
>>579375513Probably because she's shorter.
>>579374371Doto will goof up and end Dober
I love this cute little spin fenomeno doeshttps://x.com/umamusume_kami/status/2094261102733590939
I'm in!
>>579375513Zeno Rob Roy should have gigantic tits yet she's smaller than the other 2 Paizuri sleeves due to lazy modeling.
>>579375493On any track with a long enough final spurt for dueling to matter. I won Libra 1 with a gutsmaxxed suzuka who fell behind and then dueled a maruzensky and rocketed back into first place. When it works it works really well.
>>579362983>>579363234Do you guys already figured out what style to specialize in? I know piggers can do more than 2
>>579375513machan owner be like cygames I beg you to put my horse in the game so she can be immortalized and remembered by all oh and dont forget to give her massive fucking honkers and the squishiest thighs you've ever seen
>>579371683IT'S BURNT
>>579375798Late for completely unknown reasons
>>579374393Yeah but the opportunity cost of building specifically to counter/profit off a single type of niche counterpick is greater than optimizing your build around the actual average lobby.
>>579375902Honestly, I think it's just the correct way to train umas right now, but you guys have dismissed it and called me a retard enough times already.
>>579373063
>xog with deboofersFucking nigger
uhhh Dotobros? Care to explain?
>>579376090/uma/ will call you retarded for both right and wrong reasons. what isn't important isn't whether they're right but whether you're right
>>579376283Finally, shotamusume
I'm literally shaking right now
as shrimple as that
Well, will probably end up having to ticket months from now Meno but at least I did get Windy.
>>579376369>tattoosstraight to the trash
>>579376541good luck
No Currenchan, Maruzensky is the ace. You're supposed to let her pass you.>>579376384I know that I'm right, which is the thing that makes it annoying.
>>579376561
>>579375819it was overcooked, but not burnt
>>579375813Seriously why are her thighs so fucking lewd? Have they ever made an uma with thigh highs and skin dents like that before?
>>579376417Did somebody say shota?!
>>579376283>rickey's newest victim
>>579376612You'll grow to realise the truth doesn't matter to some people, especially /uma/, for a number of reasons. There's a lot of strategies you can run in in uma but many people pigeon-hole themselves to only meta comps.
>>579376601>i have racing spirits, second wind etc>opponents have lane lagerderman I'm in brooosss!! Ty for lobbies t.newcutie
>>579376651Assyabe...
>>579376553Wow I should probably stop posting while half asleep because this post makes no sense.Anyway, unfortunately, Cygames really is just going to be incredibly Jewish about the ability points. Outside the battlepass this seems to be tthe only amount that'll drop for story events.
>>579376090I was thinking more of a Daiwa Rocket kinda tech but with that choice of umas I can sorta see what you're going for. I don't have either the hag nor the succubus so I won't opine, but there's a lot of fun combos like that that you really have to test out to believe.
>>579376369That's a man
>>579376785Grats bro!! see you in grand finals
>>579376369
>people trying to vaguepost about secret tech and strategies in uma musume Stop larping immediately you don't know secrets you aren't smarter than me you didn't figure it out.
Only I know the best combination of two skills to make Summer Goldship always win
Speaking of secret tech, I saw this guy earlier... What is he cooking?
>almost perfect a ticket against a ton of debuffers and holiday ogres>regular ogre does me inCan't escape her
>>579377143The umama special
>>579377143he fell for the runaway stamina requirement gaslight
>>579377026anal demon
>>579377151Apart from getting rushed and dying of a heart attack my losses so far have all been to decent but unremarkable umas like grass and original oguri. Never count out the classics.
>>579376369>tattoos and clearly not fat enough to be dotoyeah nah
>>579377151
>>579377026Silly dork
>>579376612>I know that I'm right, which is the thing that makes it annoying.nta but what's the counterplay to Rabbit Suzuka? I've never used that strategy and never will, because she's my oshi, but I'm curious what you think an effective counter is.
>>579365919>>579377026why does she always direct you toward her ass?
>>579377274STOP HANGING OUT WITH FENOMENO
>>579376541I think I matched against you in my first entry. There can't be more than one or two people with that team comp. >>579376757Trvke.>>579376812You could replace Maruzensky with any frontrunner for my team comp. The thing that /uma/ gets its moldy panties up its crack about is the fact that I sacrificed a bit of speed to run a POW card for power conservation. I know it's a boring answer after being so cagey, but I've had the argument about it ITT like ten times.>>579377285See above. It's not a magic bullet, but I've beaten a few rabbit + pace teams.
>>579377297She knows what she got
>I think I matched against you in my first entry. There can't be more than one or two people with that team comp. Did you win though??
>>579377297Dirt A
>>579377249Doto isn't fat
>>5793774202nd probably. I lost to Rice Shower and two Hogs in that entry.
>>579377443She's fat on in the tats, but has no tats, while the 3dpd has tats but no tats
>>579377340meno is tracen's designated babysitter. it's not wimdy's choice to make.
>>579377525>>579377525>>579377525
WHERE'S THE NEW SCHEDULE
>>579377383>Power conservation Huh?
>>579377340Why? Fenomeno is great.
>>579377383Oh yeah high power fronts are kinda slept on and capped speed is a gaslight. Mostly it's just people haven't tried it enough because of how much it fucking sucks to run a power card, especially in GL. That's a lot more real than the gimmicky shit I was thinking of, lol.
>>579377554You get essentially a free acceleration if your POW is 1201 or higher. If you've ever seen "Fully Charged" pop up on your uma's portrait that's what it is. They added it in the Nunity patch and /uma/ didn't notice or care.
>>579377554Mechanic that converts your power over 1200 to acceleration but only when you start the final spurtThe formula is known, the additional acceleration is almost irrelevant with the current power numbers
