Previous: >>579540068>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR MaruzenskyCurrent CM: Libra Cup - Hanshin Turf 1600m - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600Current Event: Days Flying By>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Firm/220009/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
ryan LOVE
Should Updrafters be in my loop rotation?
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>579557968Every time I see zhim it's either a melty or a shit take lmao why would anyone trust his opinion
>>579559590can someone reply to my post I thought it was a good one but the bread just ended..
genuinely think I might just sit out GM and clank for the whole duration of that scenario doing nothing else
>>579542910Any slots left? I want to make sure before I tell danchud to kick me.
>>579559715even when I can get it from songs I don't buy it
Digitan LOVE
seiyuus are awesomesome of you niggas are way too miserable
>game extends into the status bar area nowthey sure did this quietlywe're finally living in 2021+5.8
wtf
>>579559783Danchou is very pleased
Alright it's decided. I'll use selector on Kawakami and grind the remaining 50 Dober pieces for my mare parents
oh shit
/uma/hjong is looking for new members. A Club looking to get back to A+. Quota is 60m. Drop your ID or apply today!
>>579559858it's some actual boring jaded shitters who think they're too better and too proud to like seiyuuwithout them their favorite Uma wouldn't be who she is
I walk my horse she ride on penis
this game sucks
>uma dates
>went from 0/5 to 5/5 what the fvck... these dorks can run (sometimes)....
UMA SANPO WITH MY KAMI OSHI (WIFE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
92 more days
>>579559858I don't particularly care much for them but Kris S and Gimlet's ones somehow manage to nearly always stay in character and it's awesome.
>>579560047Almost as if RNG was a big component in horse racing
qt
>Final race of qualifiers>It's against a Mile S End XOg posted to Gate 1 with a 73% winrate>Despite getting Gate 1 she swung wide on the corner anyway>My poor FineMo that has won only once in 39 races actually has a chance in this final race against the most dangerous threat this CM>Mile A Rice Shower on XOg's team pops in front of everyone in the end anyway>Shower oshi
>>579559715Not a priority skill as it is phase_random (vs phase_firsthalf_random for slick surge)
login in?
adorable
>no one posting rollsIt's overEOS soon
sex with this particular uma
OH GODOH FUCKIT'S dupe brickey
>>579560196i can't roll bwo
>>579560258GIWTWM
I love my wife
>>579560148Dating sim mode is here
Where's the love hotel option?
I am throwing a pity party. Feel free to make fun of me.
>>579559796we still do have the slots open!
I sure hope clanking counts as doing a career for outings
I CAN'T LOG IN
Tachyon LOVE
7 and I waste all my pulls on zephyr
>no dialogueI guess I expected too much
Sweepy's casual clothes are so good
Anyone else getting error 390 when trying to login right now?
YES
send me to jobber room please
neat, didnt have to go to pity for oncealso got a summer golshi as a spookalso am I the only one rolling for her?
Fuji Kiseki
Yae>>579560504Yes
>>579560320Someone out there won no races at all
post em
baga
>get zephyr>have a trillion statues so brute force her to 4 stars>the animation zooms in on her cleavagew-woah...
>>579557387Even without half TP fan runs on average will generate you enough carats from race rewards to pay for themselves, so if you LOVE your danchou you WILL have a clanker running 24/7
>>579560320
Adorable cutie
>>579560504>yet another pace miler with fat tits
>>579560627I spend so much time and effort on this game that someone who won none is still far less pathetic than me.
>>579560759Her and Taiki will sandwich me
>>579560326I just applied!
>>579559617First rate club Basashi ( 850734315 ) has 3 open spots this month.We keep it pretty chill here, but with the advent of independent training we do have an official quota now: 15million.If you do an average of one auto career a day, you will hit this without even having to think about it. With your help we can reach A.Anyway, if you are interested, send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
V status?Umama status?
>>579560759I love the Japanese and their ability to design pace chasers with huge tits.
WHAT DO I DOCARAT, SHARD, BOOK?HELP MEEE DO I ONLY GET 16??
for lates next CM, assuming all else equal, run Neicha wit or Sirius wit?
You can immediately tell that the summer break is over lol
cuteyono
>>579560746I love her
Is uma&co still looking for members
>>579560628sovl squad
cute hag
>>579560989No, V got too fat and he takes 3 spots now
>manage to get 6 greens somehow>no pink sparks land>turf b medium akusogeback to the brickey mines i go
Gold City smile in my mouth
>2 times a day>8 daysSo you get 16 choices? What? Wtf?
>>579561079I need this Gimlet to leglock me.
why did they give Urara wide hips in RTTT? it's like that image of Oguri with an H cup from the movie
>>579560956
>>579560885This.
>>579560901Always carats
There is NOTHING to pull for until 2nd anniversary... I'm so bored...
>>579561091yes? obviously you can't date all of themyou're not supposed to be a manwhore you know
>>579561091well there's only 15 rewards
>>579561149I need Air Groove's fingers in my mouth
>>579561150800 carats vs 16 gold shards or 16 gold hint books?>>579561186Isn't it 16? 2 a day times 8 days.
>>579560937The skills are the same but Natie is a better card
>>579560989Yes Uma&Co has 1-2 spots open
>>579561197
>>579561173white Kita is next month bro
Holy shit
>>579561091The horse that breaks your theme park/burger joint/shopping mall virginity matters the most
>>579561240yes but there's only 15 rewards, 5 per location and there's 3 locations
Do these outings get saved somewhere ingame after the event ends?
>barely anyone rolling zephyrumamusume, the dystopian gacha where dickrollers are oppressed and the metaslaves rule with a hellish regime
I still love you yae, even with your 30 dollar tracksuit.
>>579561335You don't get the choice per uma?
>>579561280Umama has an axe wound so it's 3 open spots actually
So who are you running for Arima CM since next CM is already FUBAR
>>579560628
>>579561282This is why she's the best. Just hearing tawake makes me happy
>>579561240>the only currency that matters vs literally useless vs basically uselesshmmm
>>579561280Good
WATASHI NO ZENRYOKU UKETOMETE*50 carat roll*
>>579561363I want her and Flash to give me double paizuri.
>>579561381
>>579561436Bobo + Kita + Onige Paama, that way I only need to train a single parent for all of them
>>579561406Pretty sure you can choose different umas
>>579561286Not a frontfag. And I don't need blaze Brian either. Nothing until Ramonu Wit and CB
>>579561429Why are you stealing Mambo members
>>579560937Run neicha and buy medium skills on GL shop instead. Other than clairvoyance and all my soul, it's all backliner intended so you probably land take the chance in no time.
>>579561543sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>579561524nyooo
>>579561280This bitch is ugly
forgot image oopsbrick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>579561436if I get inspired, dobahif I'm lazy, digitan from cm17either way I'm definitely not pumped enough to be running more than 1 real uma
DO NOT DICKPULL
>>579561610Ardan spooked me when rolling for Machan as well
I miss when brick danchou used Jordan
>>579561662why are you stealing Mambo members
I love my genius wife!
>>579561282i love long gloves and thigh highs so fucking much
Zephyr is a really cute uma, (You) should roll for her.Not me though, I'm broke.
>>579561436Oguri. Who else did you expect?
>>579561436My fuarking hero xoguri, one of the few that can bear the cost of lose yourself like eminem
tell me about zeppers, what is her personality like? what are her defining character traits?
I need her boobs in my face.
>>579561814I think you captured her personality pretty well right here
>>579561601Sex?
>>579561814sorry i was distracted by two big somethings can you ask again
>5000 carats>85 ticketsI like flatties anyway
>>579561436kitasan and probably ballroom seiun
>>579561814Tittys Zebreasts is... plenty
>>579561814Two BIG personalities if you ask me
>>579561814She uses wind terminology at least once per phrase.
Why does love hurt so much...?
>>579561864this is not very mejiro-like
>>579561891
Can you guys tell which clubs anons are in based on their comments
I impulse rolled 120 times on Aston Machan's banner and all I got was Summer Spe twice I want to quit the game and kill myself
Is Blaze Brian actually meta? I can see her ult being powerful in longs and miles, but is she really everything people are making her out to be?
>>579561698I'm gonna dickpull when granny acute comes out so I'm holding out
oh hey is this the event from that one fan comic?
nexto jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/OI7kbZ>https://jiggie.fun/OI7kbZhttps://jiggie.fun/OI7kbZ>https://jiggie.fun/OI7kbZhttps://jiggie.fun/OI7kbZ
>>579561931That's the feeling of Rice's dagger stuck in you anon. Shouldn't have trusted a villain
>>579561978You can't beat her on Longsas simple as that
>>579561978no, skip her
>>579562042I'm Rice.
>>579562080That's your leg then
>>579561978she's really really strong in long distances but long is slop so who cares about her, same reason no one is rolling for stamina Kris S
>>579562050*gets raped to death by an average Runaway*
>>579561967please be in mambo
>>579561937Yeah, but who cares?
wife at the disco
Jerk off before rolling
>>579562080I'm sorry I can't love you back, Rice.
>>579562020
>>579561978She's unbeatable unless your opponent put Palmer. Shit just kino. It's like when superman meets kryptonite.
it's over
Burg.
had a date with Teio and it was so cute I put her on my card
>>579561436I want to run Fuku again because Lucky Armor Fuku can actually compete as a long late surgerAnd because long lates got a buff, apparently NY Opera O is also a good pick in surger position too and i havent run her in CM since Scorpio If i get a third backliner it might unbalance things but i can't field fronts..
>>579562257>Twitter tards DEMAND a tweet to have TWO images and the source in brackets>theyre ALL TEH FUCKING SAME>winning live 07 as the 2nd imageHoly fuck I love how lazy these dog shit news tweets are
No I know, that I can't make you stayBut where's your fansBut where's your fansBut where's your--And I know, there's nothing I can sayTo make you farmTo make you farmTo maaaaaaake-So many A clubs that are recruiting, which should I joinWill any take flatlining, I want to leechA club that's so demandingI get so weak A quota that's so demandingI can't speakI AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LEECHINGI AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS GAME ALONEDANCHOU, IF I STAY, I'LL BE FORGIVENNOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN MAKE ME DO FAN RUNS
>all these oguri "oshi"s>not a single oguri sanpo posted
Date with my girlfriend Dia
I wanna cum
She said the word!
Yada status?
>>579562430Really makes you think
>>579561072I know its supposed to be a hamburg steak, but it just looks like a chocolate doughnut.
>>579562551why did they give the gamer brat huge zephyrs
I love Rice
>>579562257It's still here bwo...
>>579562430My Oguri is bond level 11 please understand
>>579562551Don't have either of them so I #DontCare
>>579561747Such is the fate of Mambo
>>579562456She's so cute
Sex with Zephyr on a breezy plains.
>>579562652Gap moe
shorry zephyr, i'll roll you in the dedicated big tetas banner
>everyone posting their wives>mine isn't released yetOne day...
>>579561814gimmick uma that becomes forgotten like windy
Wife Groove date!
Bwos...
>>579561814She likes wind(s)iirc she also has a canon tail hug event in her career
>>579562746
>>579561436Festive OguriFestive VodkaFestive Biwa or Festive Daiwa
Did you roll for the uma whose breasts are so violent that cygames censors them like in an Austin Powers movie every time she's in promotional material?
>>579562912
>>579561814must've been the wind
>>579562929Knock up the chud
>>579562827Puppy-chan...
ExcelUma (588536995) is recruiting new members! we also updated our requirements, but it's still quite comfy>5m fans monthly>10 days max of innactivity unless done great contribution send us a request with /uma/ on your profile
>>579561814I want her to blow my gale
Gotta eat big to get big! COME ON!
>>5795629957 and I give her a ten
Always forget how fucked up the rates are in this game. Hopefully Festa comes home in 50 pulls.
>>579562683>>579562678Why does Creek get more rice?
My dick won...Paizuri Princess acquired. I don't even know what she does.
>>579563062>Bricked-lite
>>579560078Fuck off, Taro
>>579563156pace miler. still have time to slot her into your finals team and be soulful
>>579562903>self-debuffOh no
windbwo
>>579563156I think she runs and probably bounces
CLEAN YOUR FOLLOWER LISTS PLEASE!!!JUST A COUPLE INACTIVES!!!ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!!!
Mambwos....
>>579563178Ok, I willIn 92 more days!
My umawife is already bond 12, outings unlock a unique scene right?
I'm waiting for Helios
HOT TIMEHOT TIMEROLL ROLL ROLL
>>579560628I feel kinda torn between registering Flower or Machan...
Wow cygames great event: thank you, really cool
>>579563353good, below b-rank does not deserve carats
>>579563435this is why you stick with the 3 you initially enter with
>>579560263You realize you cant make it to Ramonu at this point anon?
SANPOOOOOOOOOO (sanpo means fuck)
>>579560320that was me last CM and the CM before. It happens. I bet you have more than one plat tho, so it's fine>t.1 plat
>>579563062I have yet to see a ExcelUmaâ„¢ approved spreadsheet
>>579563131She’s a BIG uma.
>>579563490Even if you have 0 you still can make it as long as you do good on CM and you are on a A-A+ club
>>579563506No it means to walk or stroll.
>>579563490scam card, I'll wait for Queen Wit
>>5795634317 and I roll 4 and you're a fag
>>579560628OmmmmmNo Camping TaikisOmmmmmNo Seiun Sky'sOmmmmmNo XOgurisOmmmmmOmmmmmOM!Prayer complete
>>579562746>>579562929beach sex with my needy chud son!
>>579563563>yurislop >rape
>>579563435Oguri and Nishino standing on boxes.
>>579561149>no bonook
>>579563490yes I can
>>579561363Bro I had to roll for one and machan is REALLY hot
>>579563658if this is a 7 then the prayer comes true4 means you will get both teams made up of all 3any other number and i must do a cheeky ten pull
>>579560885>Taiki>Creek>Ramonu>Gentildonna>Machan>Zephyr>Fuji >Daiwa>Ardanis that it or am I forgetting someone?
>>579563658UF wedding fine motion it is then
>>579562430I can't afford the food bill
>>579563659Zamn guess all those gamer snacks went somewhere
>>579563696bwo... you retard... you have the kita white and valentines banners at 0 pulls...
Why do you look like that?
>>579561450Danchou is that Haru still Turf B?
>>579561436I'm thinking Kita/Regular Grass/ DebufferThis is the first time in a looooong time I can actually use Kitachan
cafe love
It didn't work out.
>>579563737Praise!
>>579561363I AM EMPTYMY BALLS AND MY WALLET ARE EMPTYGIVE ME 30K AND I WILL ROLL FOR SOFT TITTIES AND EXPOSED BACKS EVERY DAY
>>579560746>Fat carrot plunged into hole of meatDober, you're not being very subtle
>>579563860no i know... i'm just undecided and wanted to see if i could roll them if I wanted to without impacting my ramonu pulls
>>579561436>Hakuraku You fags already got humiliated when trying to talk about front runners though
Uma has to be the lamest waifu gacha out there. 99% People skip sexy and cute girls to roll for meta.
>>579563737YATTA!!!!!!!LETS FUARKING GO
Mambo is dying.#SaveMambo
>>579563750quite a lot bro, your gametorah filter knowledge?
>>579563860>max pulls 395>max pulls 476>max pulls 844
Gold City I was naked when I rolled-what the fuck did you mean by this
>>579541475I get you. The humor were also much funnier in S1. But it's impossible to be as funny as Uma S1 and Umayon again due to direction change to be more respectful after KMR took over when og Uma producer left. I watched both Uma S1 and S2 in real time, in fact, so many hated S2 back then. Since the kind of gaijin Uma fans back then were idolfags and SOLfags with 0 keiba knowledge, many didn't like the change to a more dramatic tone in S2 (See MAL forums). I didn't even know Uma S2 was THAT popular in Japan even breaking Eva's decades BD sales record. The popularity disparity of Uma S2 between JP and outside of JP was crazy. Only after the game came out that gaijins started to appreciate Uma S2. The anime's MAL rating also sky rocketed from 7ish to 8.34 now.
never used hakuraku and never willnot gonna rely on potentially skewed datathe sim and torah is enough
>>579561141>it's like that image of Oguri with an H cup from the movieanon? Are you misremembering? Oguri wasn't in the movie
>>579564072bwo you had months to save mambo
wtf i did a cheeky tenner and it actually worked
>>579564072If you're not in the discord leave while you have the chance, Danchou was talking about disbanding after I told him I was leaving
>>579563097bono rabu
Didn't ask
>>579562662post link
>>579564126>potentiallyIt is Known that lobby meta != CM meta, and it has been known for a very long time
>>579564032Post your pulls
>Hakuraku tells me Xog is going to pee on everyone>Go into room>I'm indeed getting peed by Xogdamn fuck
Calm down, Mare.
If I include the fadeout at the beginning you get to see the bite but at the same time the white flash is ugly for thumbnails
I got the wrong one..
>>579564246That's what he said!
>>579564246spherical smooch
>>579563552I do. I have two plats, and I made A finals for every CM after I actually started really playing the game. I also had a 90% winrate on my main ace this cm in first round. So when round two came along and I literally couldn't win 3 to save my life it was shocking
>>579564257https://ayakamods.com/mods/completely-nude.2551/
I asked
I shouldn't have done my daily and legend races before Umapako. I'm bricked!!!!!
>>579564347That suzie looks like she got his seed first time in the morning and will receive it again before sleep
>>579564425wtf is this site
all the umas I want to go on outings with are already maxed at 10 bond....
sanpo on her umanko
>>579561978she's allegedly pretty strong in Longs and no where else. And XOguri is still monstrously powerful on longs, but there's other powerful options with useful accels, like Kitasan.
>>579564032Blame the card system. In other gachas you roll for the actual character in this one you roll for JPGs to make the characters work.
>>579564521Nexusmods without the Pozzed Admins
>>579564347This didn't happen. Not because spicaman would be opposed to railing one of his trainees infront of the others, but because no sane person would ever fuck falco over suzu or bobo.
>>579564521idk I never used it but it's the site mentioned in the tweet
>>579564560They don't call 'em cyjews for nothing
no more pointing up falcos please
>>579563871She was never turf B, she's turf A and I posted it 3-4 days ago. Unless I'm not (You)r danchou
>>579564648
>>579563232isn't this just ardan's story
>>579560628My sex appeal squad will triumph over meta
>>579564296Call me bricked hunter. I'm bricked for hot umas and I keep rolling bricks. I went to 200 rolls for doto and she never won me anything. Still satisfied.
>umawife is already bond 12>metafagging this silly event means being bricked on her unlocked "events"
>>579563863>tranny hag
>>579564614Who says he didn't bang them before Falco
>>579561091what are you? a WHORE?
>>579564521the only based mod site out there
>>579564648Why not?
>>579556916https://exhentai.org/g/3892649/77db1030bf/sorry for the late reply
>>579564614He clearly fucked them before this. This is likely a harem addition scene.
I'm no sane person
>>579564767you missed my post tranny bwo >>579562575
Love your trainer.
>>579564597>Nexusmods without the Pozzed Adminsoh, it's THAT sort of "people"
>>579564118
W...what..
There has never been a good Falco post
>>579564932Sounds based to me
>>579564932>THAT sort of "people"you mean normal?
>>579564980
kaze...
>>579562675I was so happy when I pulled Maruzensky. Got spooked by Summer Hag too, ran her for the next 6CMs in the red uniform.
I am creating a paizuri team. Suggest me umas with examples.
>anons don’t know about the cygames research facility in Beijing
>>579564970
>>579564032what's the name of this big booba uma? She gets my pp hard
>>579564932I feel like something went wrong along the way if someone feels the need to make engagement bait posts on twitter to advertise their site.
>>579565179you can roll her RIGHT NOW
>>579565139Dozo!
>>579565083basedcringebasedbasedbasedpost the rest
>>579564017Yeah man those frontrunners... really tearing up those rooms... yup...
>>579565139god why did it take so long for marvelous sunday to become playable wasnt she present in the game since launch
>culture war subhumans have appearedyeah, its burger hours. go donate to israel some more and stick a flock camera up your assumamusume
>>579565179Nigga just log to the game she's on the banner
>>579564134she was in it for like 4 seconds in the background
>>579565139
>>579565245Fronties play the parent game more than the ace game.
>>579564980Sounds good to me, I hate most umas in Global
>>579565265YWNBAW
>>579564396that.........doesn't seem very likely at all. You really got raped by RNG if that's true, huh. Sucks
>>579565265
>>579565265Unfortunately liberals won't solve that issue either Pretty derby
>>579565245Post your win rate
>>579560241result of sex with that particular uma
>>579564425>need to sign up to check out nsfw stuff>okay, that's fair>start typing in account creation info>get to this>follow linkwhat the hell is this
>>579565139>Not including THE paizuri horse.
>>579565236
>>579564075Oguri, Grass, and Special Week do not have "Huge Tits," anon. Spe and Grass aren't primarily pacers either
UMA SANPO WITH MY KAMI OSHI (WIFE) 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>579564521>wtf is this siteif you look at the rules page it's fucking hilarious to say the least
>>579565303is she pregnant
Paizuri is one of those things that's hotter in principal than in action
ok I got the two outings done I'm gonna go play a videogame I actually care about now. I'm free.
>>579561291Explode
>>579565472>>579565546Bro's trying to hold onto my data harder than google, what's his problem?
>>579565546jesus christ
>>579565262yeah and the most annoying part is that they changed her outfit to one that's significantly worse on release
>>579565421You want to see my SO\/Lful team? Dozo
danchou we're 28/30 still..
>>579565292>>579565226you guys still play the game in the clanker era?
>>579565516Can you read? I didn't add those filters yet.
>>579565472who cares neigha just use a throwaway like you're supposed to use for most things anyway
>>579565570I’m a virgin gayboy I don’t care I only have sex in the metaphysical world where it’s awesome
>>579565678rape
>>579565472you are using a throwaway right? who cares
>>579565380This is what it looks like after a whopping 11 total wins in round 2. :p
caught myself smiling ear to ear
>>579565630lots of Fronts here with a better win rate than that
>>579564032Why isn't your Uma sexy and meta?
>>579565546What's even the point of keeping people's accounts hostage? They still had the download history data whether someone deleted their accs later or not
>>579565634He's considering disbanding, stand by:>>579550970
>>579565843she does not have that but i wish she did
>>579565707>>579565832internet was too new for me to learn opsec when i was young so i've given up, in but in this case yeah i'm using a burner
>>579565546>our need to track you supercedes GDPR et alIf I cared more I'd try them on
>>579565707>>579565832>I don't care when people I agree with do it
>>579565970There's a lot of porn data brokers
>>579550970instead of loitering in the club chat you should be doing fan runs stupid danchode
>>579565634It could be worse. Haha...
>>579563038don't mind if I do
>>579565853Oh is this the part where the conversation ends?
So the bond cap is still only at 12 in JP?I'm surprised they never raised it again.
How do you flatline when we have auto training now?
>>579565513you can get to 5000/max without the sanpo event right?
>>579564118>Since the kind of gaijin Uma fans back then were idolfags and SOLfags with 0 keiba knowledge, many didn't like the change to a more dramatic tone in S2hahahaha I didn't know that. I dropped S2 a few times but that's because I wanted more Suzuka story and wasn't interested in another set or horse girls to focus on. Eventually I got over that dumb hangup and really liked S2 (especially the Kitasan and Dia foals). I'm still not the biggest fan of S3, it feels like Kitasan got fucking robbed, she never felt powerful or dominant, her victories felt like flukes not the result of overwhelming will combined with talent.
>>579564032Where there is PVP there are people that only play for itEither way I don't care about uma just for her body. Unless there is something in her story that I really want to see, I don't roll (with the exception for cute alts), I rolled for Yeppers. I rolled for Machan. I will roll for Acute
>>579566161Yeah it just takes forever even with Umasanpo (it's permanent now in JP). If you don't have your girls in your TT team and stuffed in the national tours it's even longer.
>>579566097where else is it supposed to go
I don't care about either of these umas... what a disappointment
>>579564614uhm anon........Suzuka has clearly just been fucked in that image, and she was likely first.
>>579564335brian would order her burgers plain wtf is this?
Holy baste decensor mods
>>579566049SHACUTE
>>579565887>mfw her beta design had a thicker figureinb4 they gave these thighs to Machan
>>579566118there's no reason to do so other than for a secret umapyoi scene
>>579564032balance is important. Machan is my one non-meta pull since Dia. I won't pull purely for liking the girl again until NTR.
>>579565857If I had to guess, the site owner is injecting a tracker into mods you download so that if they show up elsewhere he knows who reuploaded them. The whole>*starts finger waving* "you can't delete your account unless I say so"is probably to keep your information in his servers for longer, or maybe he's just an autistic retard.
Yanko cute.
Imagine having an Umawife that doesn't double fist the burgers lmao
>>579566345>fatty jordan who loves burgersthe jews stole this from us I'm so sad
luckily for my dacchis, uma became my latest autistic hyperfixation, so i will stay aboard this ship until its well and truly sunk
Do trainers have rights?
savecaratssavecaratssavecaratssavecaratssavecaratssavecaratssavecarats
>>579565513sex after eating meatkillbitten by(sex)sexMEGA SEXdont trust religious peopleraped bybakushin?autistBRO SEXprobably raped byMY CUTE CF>no one asked shut upI asked I care eat my ass
>>579566503mambwo... the ship has already sunk...
>Check my uma star levels>The closest one to star level 5 is agnes tachyon>I have never used herMaam stop eating my stars you and ryan both
I got mejiro bright as bycatch while going for windmilkers. Is she good for anything.
>>579564614Bro, just look at the imageCafe is touching herself, preparing for her turnSuzuka and Bobo are behind Spicaman, all flustered because they got dicked already
>>579564932>>579565546>fiction is not the same as reality>d-data? delete???>NYOOOOOOOOOO!!1! THOSE NUMBERS BELONG TO ME!!! He seems awfully concerned about some random bytes. What the fuck does "accountability" even mean in this context? Are they going to sue someone who downloaded and modified a mod?Fucking dumbass.
>>579566585She was my first 5star, no way around it
>>579566570I won't be tempted by that because I already have the same thing in the form of WINNING TICKET (deliverer of dreams)
>>579566284double fuck you twice until Sunday, I want both of them. GIVE THEM TO ME
>>579566570maybe I don't need Ramonu wit after all
>>579566440true
>>579566570Anon, think of the paizuri you will be missing out on!
>>579566345>Chubby gyaru
>>579562160>>579562675>>579564072>>579564169>>579566573
>>579565139Serious Marvey is one of the sexiest things in the planet
>>579566689I'll never understand feetfags unfortunately, but the pantsu is nice
>>579566570Remind me how is dickpulling going to brick my account again?
>>579565139I second Kawakami.
>>579566503Bwo... it's owari da
What rewards are you getting from the outings?
>>579566610She is adorable.
>>579566689weirdest foot I've ever seen
>>579565558yes
>>579566831You're gonna lose a 1% chance at winning your cm matches that new cards provide
>>579566795AAAand it's a chink fag, fooled again
>>579566464well, there's always a Plan B to get that Jordan back: grab a pencil or a mouse or worst case scenario, gen some slop
>>579566284Jordan is cute and stupid, and her obsession with nails is a reference to how the real life horse had sand crack (vertical splits in their hooves that need special shoes and care to avoid injuring the horse, as well as long recovery periods). One of the oshi umas I'd love to get spooked by.
>>579566768But I already have Fuji Kiseki though???
>>579566795Never trust footfagsTheir taste is shit and are most likely actual unironic criminals>>579566882Might be AI generated or "enhanced" if not just disgusting genetics
>>579559862>>579562690>>579564032>>579565570>>579566768>>579567026They all owe me paizuri
>>579567026WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE HER UPSET?!
>>579566689>>579566795>>579567030But that is a disgusting foot
are any a+ clubs still recruiting?
>>579566570this is surprisingly effectiveI need to leave /uma/ for a few hours and calm down I will not dickpull. Dick-pulling is the mind-killer. Dick-pulling is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my dick-pulling. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the dick-pulling has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
>>579567121Counterpoint: Zero is where the center stands.
>>579567121It's a male's foot that's why.
>>579567139only the discord tranny ones
>>579567052
>>579567157Boobs tits bounce jiggle milk nipples you will get lucky
>>579567139/uma/hjong is still recruiting. Apply with /uma/ in your bio or drop your id
>>579567112I didn't do anything!
>>579567236URARA SEXOOOO
>>579566718>>579566841Everytime I press rainbow with her power card, I get jumpscare by her boobs.
>>579566689Rickey rapes little boys with THAT!?
>>579566998AND had the autumn tenno record until Equinox (the best horse in the world) took it. Pop AND Polish.
>>579567139Why does Aston Machan have fat thights
ayo seggs update?
>>579567307my paizuri princess...
rate my tt team
RICE CUTE
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/OI7kbZ>https://jiggie.fun/OI7kbZhttps://jiggie.fun/OI7kbZ>https://jiggie.fun/OI7kbZhttps://jiggie.fun/OI7kbZ
Does it matter who you choose for outings aside from where you want the bond to go? As in, does anything else get unlocked depending on who you choose?
>>579567462Why isn't Mayacat one of your reps
>>579567350She has a lot of stupid looking faces but the short Pop and Polish animation is cute
>>579561436Hard to say.Maybe Helios, Taishin and Mambo?
>>579567462>he didn't roll Stego
>>579567361No one remembered who she was until she put on some weight.
>>579567587why would i want that>>579567632that's a shota not a loli
You already have the titcow that came free with your account you don't need another one
>>579567157Meta is temporary Dick is eternal I still remember the faps I had to gacha girls a decade agoI can still crank out a load to Jean alter despite dropping FGO a decade agoI don't remember any meta events or shit.
>>579567361
I have been told to get Director Akikawa's favor during GL but I don't understand why
>>579567725Dream Journey isn't a loliInari One isn't a loliRob Roy isn't a loliDigitan isn't a loliTaishin isn't a loli
>>579567365hmm nyo...That's in 2 years when they made this a permanent feature
Is this a good wide shaped ggp?
>>579567462forced
>>579567530WTF I THOUGHT SHE ONLY EATS BREAD!?!
>>579567763you need her at green for one of the unique level increases, the one around senior year valentines day
>>579566345Fucking hell, that's hot.
AOOOOOOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNAI'M GONNAI'M GONNAI'M GONNA DICKPUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLL
>>579567795Rudolf is a loli
>>579567795Journey feels like a lolibaba to me.
>>579567848She prefers bread for breakfast, but that doesn't mean it's the only thing she eats.
>>579567840Its okay, preferably would be on a dirt spark
/uma/hjong is disbanding. 1 year, 4 months going from B to A+. I appreciate everyone who was a member and best of luck on your CM's.
Who here runs Lone Wolf on their aces?Just checking
>>579567462>shitter filename
>>579567462
>>579567725Because Mayano Top Cat is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>579567870She wishes she was.
>>579567872Daiwa Scarlet is a daughter not a wifeDaiwa Scarlet is my daughter not my wifeDaiwa Scarlet is my precious little angel and I shouldn't look at her with lustful eyes
>>579567927Journey, much like Stego, Taishin, Rob Roy, Digitan and Inari One are womanlets. Not lolis.
>>579568030Ruby HATE
>>579568006>/uma/ clubs are getting rice showeredone day, we will be /umajp/...
>>579568030Me, I run Taishin every CM
>>579568046i always leave glaringly obvious clues for people like you
Is Mihono Bourbon one of the best singers?
I just read Christmas Daisca's skills and it looks pretty solid, how come she's never talked about as a good runner? It even looks like she can run everything that isn't sprint or dirt
anyone know where the photos you take are stored on pc? I can only find it on my phone
>>579567840FAT FUCK
Easy
>>579568006>/uma/hjong is disbandingpost a webm of you disbanding the club or fake
>only 2 outgoings a dayLAME
>>579568006That's the picture for mambo disbanding
>>579568006if this is real why not just pass the leadership on to the next anon that is a good fit?
>>579567601
>>579567998oh yeah. maybe i can make my own ggp with dirt sparks.
>>579568287Not dancho but here's part of the process that I've witnessedt. top earner
>>579568006>is realholy frick I thought it was bait
>>579568316>>579562160>>579562675>>579564072>>579564169>>579566573
>>579568303Even when it's permanent that's just how it is. You get one for logging in and one for doing a career. Sometimes they do a campaign where you get an extra one.
>>579568332
>>579568382oh...
>>579568382fugg, that'll be mambo soon
>>579568006This is cause you fucks didn't invite anons to your jong rooms
>we have an actual club disbanding for real>WAIT NO PLEASE TALK ABOUT MAMBO NOT THEMseriously?
>>579568243The bigger, the better!
>>579568006But why?
>>579568332>>579568420
>>579568382I appreciate the free drama but why tho
>>579568112I'll be impregnating your daughter 11 times in a row
>>579568271>40 points
>>579568382its fucking over...
>>579568193taishin actually unironically
HACHIMI
>>579568420
There is some good eating if a bunch of anons are now clubless... danchou... I wouldn't mind if we cut off a little more from the bottom...
The best jordan face
>>579568006 >>579568382JONG TARDS LOST AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>579568605LEWD
>>579568030Not me, you're safe bro (Lie)
>>579568569basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORCz8YU_kLU
holy baste
copano rickey naked
>>579568545
>search /uma/jong on a doxx site>this happenedO-oh... My condolences
>>579568603I betrayed you guys, and I'm homeless now. Who's laughing now.
>>579568006jiggers we can't stop winning
>>579568693in front of shotas
>>579568710>everyones flatliningDANCHOUEXECUTE THEM
>>579567112Maruzensky's driving so bad even Machan wants to forget
Jiggle bros beat Jong hoes!
>trannies having a meltdown over cyjew telling google to kill modder over GOONER SHIT... okay? so what? you call nintendo based whenever they C&D someone, yet this is bad cuz you wanna goon while gayming? stop playing if you dont like the game without nude mods like its the 90s
>>579568652They should make a mod that replaces holidays with Christmas
>>579568652buy an ad
>>579560628It really would be something if I won without Mile A on 2/3 of my team
>>579568789>anyone calling nintendo based over their shitLooks like your community considering you're still defending the poor little billionarire corporation
>>579568006
Club anon, do your thing and update the info graphic!!!
nyo... it should have been mambo....
i'll download the nude mod once espoir city is added.
>>579568928where were you when /uma/hjong was kill
>>579568236Depends if you reinstalled the game since the QoL update 2 months agoOld location is: C:\Users\<YourUsername>\AppData\LocalLow\Cygames\umamusume\screenimageNew location is the steam game folder: UmamusumePrettyDerby\UmamusumePrettyDerby_Data\Persistent\screenimage
>only 2 uma outing daily>there's 3 selectionsCYGAMES YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>579568928>>579568954why not give leadership to someone else? can you even do that?
>>579568991Consolation sex with tahbo
>>579568006WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!!
>>579568985playing jong, it was a bombshell on us too
>>579568382That's brutal. My condolences.
sex?
>>579569030>can you even do that?yes, i was promoted to danchou before our og one leftand even if the danchou just up and leaves without promoting someone, itll just randomly select someone to be the new one
>>579568716It's sad to see active members leave, but I do understand we don't do much besides morning sticker rush and cm results..Hopefully can find somewhere to settle in
>>579569113>sex on the beach with a big tiddy beautgod please
>>579569016thank youmaybe it's time to reinstall it just so it's easier to find the screenshots
>>579569040I wasn't in it, but pain shared is pain halved
>>579569035
>it's realwhy jong bros? why not transfer leadership?was it discord drama? it's always discord drama...
>>579569238That's an ugly trainer.
damage report /uma/
>>579569030>these people have never been a danchud before
>>579569154If you want you can just make the Persistent folder yourself then move all the stuff from the old location
>>579569030Because dancho is an attention seeker and wanted things to be as dramatic as possible
>>579568232she's fine but now that we're this far in the game having some innate skills locked out by distance is a downside that is starting to become too noticeable to ignore. take smaru for example who has a gold and innate locked to mile, and a gold recovery. she's basically dead now since 1/3 of her kit is useless on medium and gold recovery is useless on mile.
Reminder that nothing good comes from mahjong
>>57956926350 carat pull and my monthly tickets from the cleat shop
>>579569258Word in dicksword is that dancho was upset of losing too much
I hated jong in yakuza I hate jong now
>>579568006>>579568928BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>579569113
do any of the other /uma/ clubs have giant voids in membership? where are the mahjongers going to go?
>>579568006>>579568382yes yes yes yes yes yes yes it's not mambo but I can goon to this
>>57956926350 carats. 0 zephyr.
b+ two spots reply with dox
>>579569428We just filled, but if you're willing to swap a few days in, since mins might need to go up for A+ again
>>579569263+80 carrats from reading her story
New club forming from the remnants of /uma/hjong is going underway. New leadership and higher quota.More info to be posted. We will have open spots, but most of our top 10 earners are returning.
>>579568006So we have at least 29 bwos looking for a new club now? I think it's a perfect time to create a new club or hijack your non-/uma/ club to make it an /uma/ club
ok mambodancho just kick the bottom5 flatniggers we've a bunch of refugees to get in
He clicked the disband button after all
>>579569315Isn't it good enough for her unique being very generic and her golds being front runner focused?
>>579569238get dantsu away from that filthy austrian p*do
>>57956926340 pulls>1 Digitan dupe>1 Zephyr
>>579569428they'll make a new club and switch to chinese mahjong
>>579569575>p*doi didn't know she was based
>>579569381>dancho was upset of losing too muchlosing is fun though... it feels good having a losing streak and finally breaking it
>>579568651she's actually so goodi really love her vibratohttps://youtu.be/ZkWfwdfNusg?t=111
>>579569539>higher quotaas in higher than 60?
>>579569539>higher quotabased
>>57956953970M quota for A+ btw
>>579569315good enough you can run her and do well, yesbut she's not stand out enough to be top tier
>>579569684>>579569697>>57956973470 may be too low
>>579569539higher than 60 for A+?? ((((they)))) won't like this
>>579568193sexpoir slutty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFCz04G3Lfg
>>579569684>>579569697We are starting at 60 Mil and going from there as needed. Most of our core memebers will easily surpass that. Right now we are just reforming.
>>579569539I hope you keep all your members.I don't want the dying clubs like Mambo and Autis/uma/ to get an influx of trainers who will delay the inevitable
>jongers are organizing without utilizing club chat or the generalnyoooticing
>>579569263Zephyr after 3 tenners + 5 monthly tix. Still had few thousand carats left to luckshit Nakayama Festa later.
>>579569263Cyge already robbed me of my oshi(s) and I won't be supporting them by impulsively dickpulling mashallah
>>579569840lmao shut the fuck up you drama skink. be better.didn't i tell you to be a better person already. goddammit
>>579569886clearly you're pretty bad at nyoticing since they openly say they have a dicksword multiple times
>>579569539Will you at least have other anons play jong with you? Can't really leave Allen.>>579569886Discord was always optional, how do you think the start games?
>disband club>remake club with the same guysWhy did they disband then? This drama is smelly
>>579569839So why not just hand the leader role to someone else
>>579569840On the other hand their top earners might take this oppoetunity and leave for a club with an actual A+ quota. That would be nice
>>579568006IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER PLAYED JONG
>>579569936
New jong club id: 711038579
>>579569971the danchou looks like he stopped playing. he decided to light the ship on fire and take every soul with him.
>>579569971you can't pass lead from what i've seen? The only way it would work is an inactive club lead or something
BWOS
Is there anything else in particular you people want to be catty about since we're already doing this
>>579569971If the leader rejoins it's fake drama created by /uma/club
of course Curren would like the drama, I hate Curren
>>579569539I just left the old one just before it disbanded and I am on cooldown.I was on the top earners on he previous one could you invite me when my cooldown ends?
>>579565083>>579566161>>579566265But don't you stop getting rewards? The last one is the 50 carats at 12, right? Why hit 5000?
>>579570018wait questionwhy have a quota this month seeing as you cant get any gibs until november
>>579570083mambo
Can someone rescue Lescue from Exceluma?
>>579570075I WAS IN THE POOL
>>579567307Is Kawakami SSR Power actually good? The stats look very mid
>>579570139warm up month
>>579570139slacking is bad practices
>>579570013kek i'm just joking buddy, you're cool in my book.hang in there champ
>>579570139>no gibs for a monthwas the drama worth it?
So you're switching to another game now that it's confirmed that jongers have no honor or integrity right?
>>579570139That's a different and an old club
>>579570124There's no reason to, it just ends up happening eventually especially if you put the same Uma's in TT. I'm at the point where I can finally breathe because I am safe in class 6 now so I'm planning on swapping my regular ones out weekly to raise the bond of others.
>>579570139
>>579569994i don't think there is an /uma/ A+ club with quota higher than 60m
>>579570229Thanks bwo have a reward
>>579570102Sure thing. I am not sure which one you are though. G or A?
the wrong club died today.
>>579564425>>579564597Ayakamods is dogshit since it banned loli
>customs notification pops up on my phone>134.84% tax
Ruin has come to our family...
>>57957029660 might not even cut it, it's looking like 80.2 fan runs, 2 Aces
Now that was something. I still feel nothing about it.When is the Almodlove + Autisma merge?
>>579569756
>>579570367Tamadanchou woke up early kicked flatliners and filled the club again so don't expect any drama from here
>>579570309GThanks the cooldown should be over around this time tomorrow
>check future umas i like>consider them to pull so they may be forever placed in cm teams>read unique>IF THE USER OF THIS SKILL DURING THE BEGINNING OF A DOWNHILL AND WAS PLACED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACK FOR EXACTLY TEN SECONDS JUST TO PASS ANOTHER UMA FROM THE SIDE THREE TIMES IN A ROW CONTINUOUSLY WHILE THERE ARE 4 UMAS ON THEIR FOV, IF YOU'RE NOT RUSHED OR PASSED FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE RACE AND ALSO USED 10 SKILLS THAT INCREASED VELOCITY DURING A DUEL, AFTER USING EXACTLY 3 SKILLS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE RACE AND IF YOUR OPPONENTS DID NOT USE COLLECTIVELY MORE THAN 2 SKILLS, THEN AND ONLY THEN, IN THE LAST SPURT increase acceleration
Don't you guys think you're being too hasty on these new quota limits you're setting?We're basing it on the fact that we basically just had a whole month of half-stamina runs. Your autobot runs are going to be significantly cut in half and you're not going to get as much fans.
Shut the fuck uppppp
>it's this hard to coordinate a rebuild with dickswordsurely anons aren't retarded
>>579570367no one left in autis/uma/ and we have a hard quota now, so nothings changed on our front
Didn't do the stupid thing in not getting her med distance to A, so I beat Wonder Acute and Rickey and it wasn't even close. Now I just need to beat Seiun and Suzuka.
>>579570491they're jongers, they don't think.
>>579570491Sounds like something a Decepticon would say!
>>579570474you have to check the pvp event in that release date. the unique usually just means "win this cm"
You know things are awkward af when they had to censor Zephyr's zephyrs in her splash art. Eishin Flash's boobs are just a little less naked yet they were never "censored".
Ignore any posters that post Admire Vega (Japan #1 disliked uma)
>>579569962ask "trainer #1" to start jong nights, he loves the club members so much he'll figure out how to do it well if there's interest
>>579570491You natty get 4.8 runs per day. Fan runs are on the lower end with 1.1M. This gives you an upper natty limit of 160M.60M is not even half.
>>579570491if you don't want to bot parents then you can just do fan runs since they are literally free. you get enough carats from race rewards to make up for spent tp
Nothing like doing Curren runs, thinking about doing her secret event....and then realizing in Unity that sacrificing 3 Days of training just is not worth the +15 to Speed, Power, and Guts
>>579570635>Fan runsWay to brick
>>579570635yes but we have to assume that the average player does not do 5 runs per day, and instead typically does 1
>>579569280>Comes out right after Sunday and GimletThere's no way I'll be able to afford her
>>579570601Uma year one was wild and greatAfter that it lost it's balls and got toned down greatlyNow I hope it's back considering swimsuit Pandora got the greenlight
V and Umama did this
let's go ahead and dispense with the notion that anons are doing fan-runs; no one is doing fan-runs.
>>579569830>from CAMPING ANIME SONGS to thishell of a (dream) career this woman went through
>>579570718The average player is not in A+>>579570706That is the upper limit anon. Use your head and think where 60M would put the group. A reasonable expectation is 70~80 collectively. 60 is probably fine if you have a huge carry
>>579570591It's disgusting, if only there were a list of generalist umas, or umas to avoid because their entire kit is tailormade for a single race and will be unusable outside of itDid that trend start during the time the game allegedly was leaking players and was in danger of being shut?
why do they keep doing this
>>579570635i'm using my tp on borrow runs nigga
>>579570782i do nothing but fan runs...
>>579570635>Fan runs are on the lower end with 1.1M.>on the lower endAnd I thought I was balling with my schedule
>>579570841To make you "play" more
>>579570841So you can have 2 bricks instead of one!
>>579570841Just run Kita and Fuku once
>>579570782I do fan runs. Especially when I'm working. It doubles as a bond farm so I swap out whoever I'm farming with even if it's worse and there's an Uma I have that could get a good amount of fans with ease. Hell half the week I fan farm and only when I'm home and feel like it do I do regular runs. Which has fortunately happened more often now than usual.
>>579570841really doesn't matter anymore in the age of clanking
next CM I will actually play the game and make sure I have an ace ready before registration starts. But for now I'm counting on my 15% WR taiki to give me plat
>>579570819She is not bad looking either
>>579566543
>>579570996Good luck
>>579569406impregnating this officer while she's on duty
>>579570996>anon loops for weeks>builds umazing ace(s)>still gets 3rd
>>579570996>taking a xoguri cm seriouslygood luck gwochacho
>>579566543evil horse I hate you
>>579571025meek...
>>579571014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFMo9PULMtk
>>579571065retard
>>579570996I've been saying this since November
>>579571146that's not me
>LOL IM GONNA BRICK MY ENTIRE CLUB AND PISS ALL OVER THE CARATS OF ALL MY MEMBERS OVER A STUPID AS FUCK MELTYShould be blacklisted
>>579570726
>>579570996wait a second i did that and my taiki is 15% too
>>579570996You are alright, don't come to the finals tomorrow.
>>579570474Thank god my goat has a easy to understand unique
>>579570782>1950 runs with an average of 670k fans per runI only farm fans.
>>579571217hag supremacy. they're allowed to be lewd since they aren't underaged.
>>579571206Who are you quoting? ____________________________________________ ______________ _____________
>>579570635Nigga, we still have CMs where people actually want to play the game and actually use their runs to make Aces(which means they'll run as little races as possible and end up with 200k fans per run).
>>579571206pic related is you. welcome to the 2026, where everyone thinks he is the main character
>Tried some more CM19 rooms incase the xog slop was just silly unfortunate timing>It went exactly as expected yet againDon't bother next CMShit's too ass. Xogs are even getting Angling & Scheming since Festive Miracle pushes them so hard to the front on the last corner they get 1st place and are literally unreachable past that.
>LOL IM GONNA BRICK MY ENTIRE CLUB AND PISS ALL OVER THE CARATS OF ALL MY MEMBERS OVER A STUPID AS FUCK MELTY
>>579570628how...? would love to play with anons but mjg seems daunting
>>5795692630 carats1 load
>>579571206Was it really because of a dancho melty? What the hell happened? They were recruiting a few hours ago.
>>579571392you were told to pull/selector her.
>>579571412
>>57957129280M is achievable with half fans half aces. Not to mention some will refresh their free carrats to meet the quota imposed.
>>579570534I wanna slap espoir's titties just to watch how little they jiggle
>>579571286explain cat Mayachi
espoir city spamming anon, you are very close to converting me.
>>579571481supposedly jong rage
>>579571392end xog is even stronger
>>579571424>>579571590I just want to hug her and kiss her and tell her everything will be alright
>>579571540>1mil*3runs*7days*4weeks=84Correct!
>>579571412What did she mean by this?
>>579568652This would be neater if he didn’t melty over data hoarding and whine about account deletions.
*sips*
fucking how almost 10k races already
zephy's FAT ass tits in my mouth
love
>>579571292that doesn't matter because of >>579570654you are not limited by tp when a fan run on average gives you 10 carats from rewards and running two of those a day takes literally no effort or time
here's the plan jongers>design one guy to make the new club and afk by his lonesome>the others join some gayass club for a month doesnt really matter>???>join yak/uma/nonly one guy loses his rewards for the month instead of all of you
>>579571934sex with dirters
>>579570910If you're using MANT for fan runs you're behind. You can get 4/5 races in a row without penalty by abusing goal mechanics. If you ignore it, 1.1M is the lowest you'll get without gambling on 4 races in a row.
/v/ma would really need some players if Umajong's not remaking their club
>>579571887me and my bf do this
>want to do outings with my favorites to unlock the cutscenes>they're all at bond 11What do I do aieee
>>579572053it's 50 bond points per outing bwo, it's nothing.
>>579572053Fuck it, she deserves it
Guys, I think I’m starting to burn out. My club noticed, and they kicked me too
>>579572053the cutscenes don't even stay unlocked past the event uptime, read the fine print.
>>579572053I still did mine anyways though 50 points is huge
did he really disband because his ass got don riichi pon king kong in a game lmao
>>579572189nothing goes unnoticed by dancho
>>579571415how...do you ask dan to play with you or make it a club event? be brave? he's nice.the only thing i'll say is make sure your really love jong specifically because he'll probably do his usual "fail upward" thing and work overly hard on it so treat it as your magical "one wish"
>>579572192My instinct to record random shit like this has been vindicated
>>57957204641% winrate
>>579572189with the advent of the clanker, this game is loopmaxxing for weeks followed by ace-building for a few days, a week if you're actually taking things seriously. if you're not having fun then just drop the game, uninstall it. you'll feel a lot better about it tomorrow.
when do we unlock the character stories chapter 8 sex chapter
You will never be ex-CUMA
>>579571695She's a real cutie
>>57957232760% actually
>13x long-shot star in a rowI am now officially quitting umamusume forever. I was an active schizo here, so the threads will inevitably die without my contribution. Goodbye.
>>579571850Bobo...fuelling up!
>no eligible umas for trainer requests because all ive done is clanking
>>57957243760% chance? Thank God
>>579572465see you tomorrow.
>>579570819You forgot the banger Higurashi OP.https://youtu.be/q4RpRR3oe4AAsaka is pretty successful as a singer already, Espo's solo is also so good. Maybe she became a seiyuu so she can join Uma because she love keiba so much.
>>579572286I mean I'm not in the club, I just want to play with horse fuckers
>>579572508finals are coinflips anyway, could be 80% like other cms and still explode. but we'll see
Sex
>>579572465we all know you arent doing that teiobwo
>>579572387whenever uma starts losing the hype and cygames wants to milk out every cent that they can out of the game
>Finemo MIA again, fucking over my witThis BRAT.
>>579572471So Bourbon can make scary faces as well
>>579572656she has never ever been MIA for me, only speeds are at times
>>579572546>spoilerwhat? you mentioned his name. i'm talking about the club you are in, presumably
>>579571972I.. uh.. hmmm. You're making too much sense.
>>579572192Do these ever get added to the photo booth thing?
>>579572465bwo you can't quit what if you get really lucky on the next banner?
>>579572465i went about 220 pulls without seeing a 3*I havent seen a 3* since at least Copano Rickey's banner
>>579572528>>579572605I have already uninstalled and left the thread. It's over.
>>579572707why not just have someone make a burner account to hold the new club till next month instead
umahjong dancho here. ((((they))))) forced my hand
>>579572551An 80% chance to self destruct sounds about right.
>>579572465if it makes you feel better I got a single non-longshotstar in the 20 ten pulls I did for Machan (one favorite star), and it took me 600 pulls to max out my Tachyon SSR and get LH to 3LB
>>579572741
>>579572741see.you.tomorrow.
>Tits Zephyr career is sprintslophave to do an extra race for the fansfuck you
>>579572541Only one way to find out. All I know is that I adore her history behind becoming part of Uma, it's so damn adorable and a wonderful success story.
>>579572707in the meantime you can join Mambo
>>579572741yet you replied.... curious...
I miss Daring Tact
you already had a sprinter why roll for 1 more
>>579572734230 now
Who?
what the fuck is "bofa?"
>>579573000I need three sprinters
>>579573060Breath of Fresh Air
>>579572964she's not even dead yet
Zephyr breast erotic.
Don't let the troon bake.
>>579571972>leeching off other clubs for a monthDANCHOU BLACKLIST JONGERS>curren.jpg
>>579572696I just use that as substitute to mean another 4chan S club. I guess I could see if anyone is interested in mine, jongers are everywhere
Dia-chan milked me until I peed and cried again...
the dough has poofed.it has been scored.the oven is preheated.
>>579573161Too late, I kicked our flatliners for them!
>>579573212That's your fault
make the next op jong related
>>579573318Musuderb
>>5795730003 sprinters = 1 long ace
(You) are the raped.
>>579571014She's super pretty off the baseline.I really liked how she looked in Espo-mode.
>>579573536>>579573536>>579573536
>>579573330please be mambo
>>579573554not using this onesomeone else bake
>>579573578have fun by yourself
>>579573413By who?
>>579573578no one else was baking bwo
>>579573609>>579573692>enabling the bake troller
>>579573749it's literally from an anime, what else do you want
>>579573205Bro you're scaring me. Ask your (our) danchou, the S-club one, if he would play with you or that you really like it and see if he will make it a thing.Now go back and re-read what I said previously with this context. I've been talking this whole time about our club not the potential newly formed jong one. Obviously the old jong danchou was not "nice" bro he disbanded his club cmon now we're talking about the s-club
