Previous: >>580010502>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Flicker Jab joins Biko Pegasus and Believe as a Centaur Stakes winner
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHH BROWN BELLY IM GONNA TRAAAAAAAIN MY GUUUUUUUUUTS
Where is Exceed?
Digitan LOVE
I'm your new trainer
this is now a uma tummy generalpost uma tummies
>>580038398>12holy late start
>>580038451Predicted (not confirmed) to start in Rose Stakes next week
amazon is still sending me the same "out for delivery" email for a package that was delivered today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EYZ_PW27NE
>>580038451Most likely going to Rose Stakes
I'm a proud Nishino butt lover.
>>580038349Symboli... LOVE
>>580038652no one wearing flat shoes stands like this
>>580038652If your legs and ass don't look like that you should leave /uma/
>>580038153STARTING
>>580038520orenji tummy
Fuji Kiseki
Sometimes I get the urge to exchange dickpics
>>580038747Whats she so smug about?
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
Shiroaki-sama please let me win all my games today at locals.
german tummy
dream core kwabbed
>>580038891What kind of locals?
Congratulations to Master Soarer
Master Soarer wins G2 Shion Stakes at Nakayama
>completely forgot about centaur stakesDid my Rob Roy spawn win? I forgot to bet too
>>5800388917 and you make it to finals, 4 and I quit my club and don't join a new one, anything else and the thread is butter on rye
>>580039009I will be playing card games of the bushiroad variety.No it's not Palworld.
>>580038652>fat ass>she's only 76Imagine how fat is Stinko's... MUH
We fucked
>>580039147Even hiplets like journey have nice butts in this game.
>>580039170Man what the fuck happened with hoyoshit
>>580039027sex
Stopping for now, there's still 3 races for anons still watching so the best of luck, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better, as one anon mentioned yesterday the Centaur Stakes is considered a trial race for the Sprinter Stakes and the Shion Stakes is a trial race for the Shuka Sho so maybe Flicker Jab and Master Soarer will appear on the respective G1sNothing more to add, as always have a marvelous sunday
If I get 10 carats from a fan run, that means I have another one fan run for free! Good for me and for my club!
>>580039086
>>580039147
>>580039025>2 3 and 9 were all ganging up on 8
>>580039093Thank you Fukuposters you always brighten my day.
>>580039290BITE BITE BITE BITE
Princess Power!!!!!!
>>580039161Fr fr?
>>580039280>top fav wonI should have expected. We'll get'em next time Rob Roy spawn
>>580039353there's still so much time left in year for absolutely nothing to happen
>>580039476Maybe so, but Neo a cute
I love my genius wife!
>>580039539exactly, and she's still so far away
brown...
Korea Sprint G3 (American Stage (JPN)) and Korea Cup (Diktaen (JPN)) G2 soonhttps://www.youtube.com/live/zbr2bBRv4gY
>>580039672Sexy chocolate
Where can you find a heroic trainer when you need one?
>>580039863I rather join a shitter B club than the jew club
>>580039863can I say neigha or will you ban me like that one anon?
Is it true that in the US "Happy Holidays" is more used than "Merry Christmas"?
>>580039124Hmm... Weiss Schwarz or Hololive?
King Halo wants to spend the day inside with (You). Will you accept?
>>580038652Still.... is erotic?
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/6gRUcf>https://jiggie.fun/6gRUcfhttps://jiggie.fun/6gRUcf>https://jiggie.fun/6gRUcfhttps://jiggie.fun/6gRUcf
>>580038652I look like this
>>580039742hell yeah
>>580040062Jewish propaganda
>>580040062No, it's the opposite.
>>580040082depends on if she'll accept me spending an entire day cumming inside of her
>>580039975noo...>>580040010I don't think anyone has been kicked for bad behavior since I joined in january. Afaik wishing for the death of xoggers has been fine...
post something sleepy
>>580040221The terms are acceptable.
>>580040295
I really am starting to think brown is good for me...
>>580040407Drink more chocolate milk.
Wish some umas had a once-in-every-career chance to go over their max energy. You had a chance to stock on an extra 30, 50 or something like that. anyways tummy
>>580040070Cardfight Vanguard
>>580039863>meanwhile my 30/30 club is not even top200I'm tired of being danchode...
>>580040407
>>580040010qrd?
>>580040573I'm sorry... good luck though
Prove that you don't eat slophttps://scrandle.com/
>>580040082I'm the one who'll be inside. She can be beside
>>580040656A dude got kicked. Complained about it in the thread. Circlejerk about "adult people not saying n-word" broke out. Turns out n-word was "neigha".
YADA YADA
>Gayabe[-]
>>580039160stealing that
Dirters are carrying Japan’s international reputation
She's skilled at spinning pens.
She's skilled at spinning penis.
>>580040683>5/10Hmm. Maybe I should rethink my eating habits...
>>580040407It is!
You should be able to use poison in Team Trials
>>580040462HISHIAMA SEXOOO
Dragon Welds wins the G3 Korea Sprint
good morning I HATE Curren
nice game
>>580041272
G2 Korea Cup should start in around 40 minutes
>>580041330you know what? I looked back to my actions and I want to apologize... FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FUCK YOU CURREN
>>580041318shoulda run a power card lol
>>580041451
>>580041341My life savings on Sunday Funday
AHHHHHHHHH
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>580041341>sunday funday
>>580041616i hope your run EXPLODES
>>580041663another proof that the uggo Brian is the bane of the earth
>>580041617She's gonna be the greatest for sure once I'm finished with her waistline.
I'd be glad to!
>>580041663brian would be a ds era fag
>>580041330I HATE CURREN
>>580041415my umawives
>>580041797>woman >depressed
>>580041451>>580041845BASED LAISU
>>580041298Chrono sex
>>580038349such a lickable tummy.....
sex seven
>watch Korea Cup>it's all Japanese people
wow 5 consecutive posts of fugly girls
>>580042108korean umas sound dangerous...
It's Our Big Show
>>580042042NARITA TOP RACK
>>580041797name me one uma who is like this and people calling her mommy.
>>580042220Haru Urara
>>580042220agnes
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>580042220symboli
>>580042220Creek
>>580042273It also happens a lot with Musume
>>580042273>agnesWHICH ONE
>>580042220narita
>>580042337>WHICH ONElarpwe all know who mommy agnes is
>>580042220Mejiro
>>580042220daitaku helios
>>580042323>Creek>depressedThe thing she has to get through is not depression, and she actually manages to get out of her issues during her career
>>580042220tokai
>>580042074I HATE HELIOS
depressing my COKC into creek's BAGINA
>>580042453She is mentally ill, not depressed.
>>580042410You're right. It's obvious.
me when i larp and there is NOTHING you can do about it
>>580042606Cow wife number one....
Do NOT do the early senior dirt G1s in Oguri runs, worst mistake of my life
>>580042558having to deal with temporary issues that then they're resolved through the career, cannot really be classified as mental illness
mou
>>580040295someday but not today
>>580042703I consistently choose at least one of those and they always go finethe more dangerous choice is waiting for the Takarazuka Kinen for the second one. You'll get 4th.
>>580042703skill issue
>>580041693Will you take responsiblity for this glue?
>>580042606>>580042760over 20 years on this site and these are the most disgusting posts I've ever seen
How am i supposed now to reroll sparks after finishing a career if i cannot afford another clanker career? I don't see the point now of rerolling
>>580042856>Let's Pump some Iron
>>580042943just admit your clitdick tingled when you saw those
>>580042972You can't gaslight me
hey nonny
>>580042416>>580042426Mejiro what
>>580042963Hit everything? RerollHit nothing? No reroll
retarded jpigger
>>580040759Can I get a link to that post?
>>580043064You will definitely be 6th with daring strike and minimum 4 debuffers in the room. And if you are 6th you most likely lost
>>580043090hey mommy
>>580042943UGGka...
>>580038451>>580038565>>580038641Confirmed for Rose Stakes
men?
>>580043220Also first Kikuka Sho trial race
Should I just cope with Pace Xog? I don't have the stamina and end parents to get 600 stam on end and Pace means access to Gourmand
>>580043170Well I usually have spare SP anyway and this Ryan is the best borrow I've found so whatever
>>580043263Yes, Dober. Men. You're man too, deep inside your heart.
>>580043336You should kys
ugh...
>>580043408
>>580043353If you still have spare SP it means you should be looping better parents bro
>>580043375hmmm no I don't think I will you faggot nigger
>>580043454now we are talking
>>580043263
Diktaean wins the G2 Korea CupHe also won this race last year when it was a G3
>>580043454SNIFF SNIFF LICK LICK
>>580042784>>580042763My end xog keeps jobbing to 7th-9th place in those dirt G1s. I probably should change her to pace so I blame my lazy ass
>>580043468Whoa thanks for the advice bwo I'll get right on it
>>580043521absolutely first rate
>>580042856all according to my keikaku
>>580043521>lord gaylordkek
>>580043268what if she lifted the bra and revealed two pieces of kraft singles covering her areolas?
>>580042606Wanna larp together?
>>580043521>Sunday Funday finished secondWow jap horses dominated that race, pretty cool
What do you mean KYR broke time records again while carrying 61kg?
>>580043521based progeny
You guys don't actually hate me, right?
>>580044014mejiro palma and the average teiobro
>>580043820I need a translator's note
>>580038831Wanna do it now clubdacchi?
>>580043843What else would be there?
>>580044136Keikaku means "plan"
>>580043316>basse terre>going to skysave shadai station...
>>580043454HOOOOOOLY FUCKING YUCKOLA
>>580044247I'll take a potato chip... and eat it
Zero is where the center stands.
>>580044269you're gayer than lord gaylord
>>580043336shakur speed works, has levelheaded gold
I hate all of you
>>580044301So Inari One can never stand there, unfortunate.
people die when they are killed
>>580044417
>>580044393None of the Heisei Big Three can
>>580044356w-wow my d-daughterino...
sex with slow metabolism umas
bored
>>580044356>>580044504urara is a mare....
>>580044621jigg
>>580044621SLUT
>>580044621Learn how to play mahjong
>just exercise and you'll have so much energy brooomy body feels so heavy and sore now I can barely lift myself out of bed
Sweaty Cap
>>580044791No pain no gain
Have you been Buono?
>>580044762Would rather learn how to operate a firearm
>>580044653who never scored
>>580044791now you can't fight me off
If you could swap personality of two umas, which ones would you choose?
>>580044791keep doing it for a week and you will see results
>>580044173You're not in my club...my club has no dickpic enjoyers...
>>580044916Mayano and Brian
Why are there so many gay fags in a horse racing game
Finally lost my UF virginity to Hishi Amasexo. I think I will wife her up.
>>580044990Good character designs.
>>580044948How would you know that?
>>580044916Like a Freaky Friday esque scenario? Bakushin and Ayabe
>>580044762make a room r***o
No sex before marriage
>>580045058I asked...q_q
>>580045093>>580041210
>>580045169And what did they say
Jong room?
>>580045093I like Hishi Amazon posting hours.
Nobody even pulled for Hishiama
>>580045082>r***oHuh? Genuinely no clue what you mean by that.Anyway...Majsoul Friends Room 51663(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=51663>>580045261perchance
>>580044948I'm not falling for this, you're the guy with the 8 incher and I would feel like kms if we exchanged pics
>>580045356Mr. R....
>>580045314And I like Hishiama (sexo)
I absolutely pulled for Ama you fag
>>580045349Hishiama spooks everyone eventually
>>580045231that they don't want to exchange dickpics...whhich is sad, cause mine's apparently a pretty small size
>>580045349The Amagenda has worked on me and I'll pull on the wedding banner
>>580045349I wasnt even playing the game when her banner was on
Stop posting brownies
>>580044990just [-] them
>>580045440> they don't want to exchange dickpics.Smart move. Because they'd have to leave if it's below minimal allowed size.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/6gRUcf>https://jiggie.fun/6gRUcfhttps://jiggie.fun/6gRUcf>https://jiggie.fun/6gRUcfhttps://jiggie.fun/6gRUcf
>>5800453563/4... can we get one more?
>>580045365But that anon isnt me because I am me I think
>>580045540comiiiiing
>>580045540>>580045356Started!
THREEDAYS UNTIL TAMA
>>580045593I don't think therefore I'm not
>>580045365Why not feel compelled to suck it instead? While wearing skirt preferably
Tosen Borgan
>jong>jig saws>horse racingwow this is the oji san general
why are you gay
I don't think they're coming back...
>>580045756I don't like giving money to women.
>>580045756Its not gay if its with a clubbie
None of you would actually act gay like this in real life
>>580045805The memories you made with them will be cherished for ever
>>580045756Sharing is caring
>>580045869Like what?
>>580045869This is real life
sssh daughters are sleeping
>>580044791Man I miss that feeling. Once you've been doing it for awhile you're lucky if you get sore for even brief periods. I went on a run for the first time in ages last night and it was invigorating and I fell asleep genuinely exhausted. My weight lifting sessions don't do that to me at all anymore.
>>580045742Her greed is sickening
>first clubs have monthly fan quotas>now they have monthly dicksize quotasCant have shit in this economy
>>580045756show me a real woman that's worth not being gay for
>>580045742whoa whoa slow down and save some for later
>>580045742Wahey
>Buy End Closer hints>End Closer Savvy>Strategist>I Can See Right Through You>LevelheadedAt least Levelheaded doesn't require you to be sniffing the Uma in front of you's ass anymore...
>>580046254
>>580046254Fuku's or Kirs S VAs
>>580046202how can I grow mine quickly, before the september inspection? I absolutely need those carats for my pull plans
Give me my 8k back you WHORE
>>580045756bwo, your oshi's seiyuu?
>>580046556meant for >>580046254
>>580046556>our King Halo VA is trans.jpg
>>580046394>>580046438>VA fagslol rumao
…
>>580046668>fagfagrofl
>>580038349My doctor told me that brown is bad for me
>>580046668She is hot and I want to have sex with her
stepdad must have caught and beat him for putting on a dress again
>>580046529Should have kept it in your pants
>>580046701hngh~
>>580046668t. Lord Gaylord
>>580046759wtf!
I respect VAs as artistic talents but I'd rather not be reminded they exist that often and most definitely do not see them as any kind of real life analogue of the characters they playactual VAfags, like idolfags, are deranged
>>580046184But her waistline isn't. Where is all that food going anyway? Her butt? Her hair? Not her brain, that's for sure.
>>580046710He lied!
>>580045994Did I miss anything from this artist?
How come we swapped from thirsting for the Suzuka VA to Creek's?
>>580046813nobody asked
>>580046759Do this to Dober in private and she'll love it...
suzuka's va is menhera
>>580046847i don't have the webm, but her tits jiggle just as much as creeku's would
>>580046820swapping her umako shirt with umanko shirt.
>woah is that character...>voiced by...>fucking HONDA SUZUKI?!?!?!?!?!>who also voiced Toyota Daihatsu in [insert quirky japanese cartoon here]>who also voiced Nissan Subaru in [insert another animu that you probably don't know but i am gonna say it anyway just because HONDA SUZUKI had a role in this and i want to impress you with my VOICE ACTOR KNOWLEDGE]>who also voiced Isuzu Yamaha in [look at my voice actor knowledge i am so smart i literally watch animes and play games just for the voice actors even though i don't really understand what they are saying lmao]
>>580046862nobody asked whether anybody asked
Charlie Kirk S
I need Rice Shower to get funny ideas on forcing me to do what she wants me to do to her
Deranged reaction[-]
>>580046896yoooo chat teioGOD just dropped another banger post
[+]
Anons having a melty finding out that this is a 2.5d franchise
>gaylord asks us to post a real woman>a real woman is posted>gaylord: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>580046896Teio isn't rapeba-
>>580046759UGH, pathetic first load of the day. Doesn't even taste good. You better step up your game for the rest of the day.
>>580046896teiobrvs… we can make good posts…?
>>580047005That's because you drained me all night
>>580046896yeah but MACHICO THO
suki
>>580046837Maybe?https://litter.catbox.moe/ap3f5niydiiadblt.jpg
>>580046529shouldnt have talked that shit...
>>580047092machico kinda ugly tho
>>580046896Good Teio post for once
>>580047123Dabhy a cute. Glad I got her alt
>>580046896mediocre post to be honest
>>580047291howaa?
Gonna watch some local horse racing in a bit
>>580047125Holy fugThank you
>>580046896Forcing Teio to orgasm over and over again until the pain she feels from orgasming too much circles right back into pleasure
What did shiraoki-sama mean by this?
>>580047342Hand of Wisdom and Action
We hate Teio here
>>5800474397 inches and up only
It's time
>>580047395777 spark is happening!
>>580047439manaita kawaiiiii
>>580047523it's time to redraw that face
>>580047439
I'm clubless
>>580046837https://catbox.moe/c/890mkh
>>580046941What she wants you to do to her:
>>580047662Need to suck on Kawakami's titties
>>580047662Join Mambo
>>580047439SUPER erotic Teio wtfI love Ai now
>>580047439>slop
>>580044870There's a non 0 chance her caretakers fucked her
>>580047439Teio isnt that meaty
>>580047793I don't think there's any uma more dedicated to national socialism than Laisu.
>>580047807japs aren't as degenerate as american hillbillys, anon. much less ones who brag about it on 4/2chan
>>580047793>muh slop
>>580047815
>>580047797You niggers kicked me right before the Club rewards, fuck you
>>580046896Finally some banger post
>>580047660derb…?
>unfunny teiorant>teiosloppateio hours suck ass
>>580047909the raped
>>580047909You are not Mr. K
>>580046896weird thing to have a melty on
>>580047909Woah you cant say that, were in 2026
>>580047909flatl*ners have no uman rights
my danchou has given up..
>>580048137mambwo...
>>580048137Mambro...
>>580047909You had the choice to play the game or travel the world
>>580048137Does he want to join god's chosen?
Today i will exercise for her. Five pushups minimum
sucking teio's ass
>>580048197lmao
>>580048197You gotta start somewhere
I get strange looks back at Tracen...
>>580048197kekdon't snap your elbow kid
>>580048197You can do it anon. As long as you don't skip a day starting today.
>>580048197>7Such is the will of Shiraoki-sama
RESPECT Smart Falcon.
Hey when I started I couldn't do a single pushup
Reminder to delete Sm*rt F*lcon from your account.
>>580048419How can I do that? I just wanted my wife and Falco spooked me...
re-sex falco
>>580048351I'm liking Shiraoki-sama's will
>>580045356ggs! thanks for the fun games
>>580045356Thanks for joining and GG! It was fun as always
>>580048390>>580048419You are unable to delete trainees from your account!
>>580048471Would Shiraoki-sama really do this
>>580048564Why are you telling me that...
>>580048582Its more likely than you think!
>>580048564I'm going to have to live with Sm*rt F*lcon for the rest of my life...
List all clubs that ERP as umas in their discord. I'll need that next month
>>580048728
>>580048274Happens after every date
>>580048820I can't read
Why is Red Teio a good parent this cm?
>post a tiny bit more words to capture your attention span>""""melty""""
>>580049014She's always been good but nobody's gonna bother since Brian/Oguri/Rudolf is easier to loop
>>580048274>>580048830What a fat fucking sow
0% complete:https://jiggie.fun/EhpAT5https://jiggie.fun/EhpAT5
>>580049061Take. That. Back.
>>580049098speedrun any%?
>>580049106hmmmmm nyo
>>580049061How rude.
it's getting harder to find easy candidates for transfer
>>580048471Is this her tactic to get married to her trainer? Just make him nut into a senseless mess???
>>580049232Cygays needs to raise the legacy cap asap
if only teiobro could melty that fat off of his obese form
>>580048582nyo. shiraoki is benevolent and wholesome, and wouldn't encourage fuku to cross the forbidden line between trainer and traineewatch this 7 proving me right
... i didn't mean that...
>>580049424We like him that way. Easier to spot him amongst the schizo crowd.
>>580049172menheras are.... cute?
>>580049195Rice wouldn't become like this
>>580049202I'm sorry, my love feels all wrong
>>580048471Starting to like Shiraoki-sama
>>580049232It's easy actually. follow this in order:>no 9* blues - transfer +1>no distance/surface - transfer +1>worse whites than competition - transfer +1>not used in TT - transfer +1First you glue transfer(4), then you glue transfer(3). Transfer(2) is waiting room to become transfer(3), transfer(1) is there to stay
>>580049630Rice would forgive you
>>580049630https://youtu.be/DOTFVhfDBCk?si=zkwCW_H0sp-S4HtB
>>580049701Obviously talking out of your ass instead of based on actual experience since if you ever had to scrounge for space you'd know that you can't transfer anyone on your TT roster
Less than 36 hours till Tama bwoooo
>>580049797Is OG Tama better than her?
>>580049797I already have Tama gwoooo
>>580049857they're the same person bwo
>>580049857Idk probably not
>>580049437
I'm not your bwo, guy
teiogods always have that extra big cock energy when they bless this general with their posts
>>580049973sis...
>>580049857bit hard to compare since festival is a dedicated medium distance pace chaser while the OG is a long distance late surger that can also play end
Hmm I think I'll come to Teio today
mare bloomer
if you don't pull 1488 tamachvd you should go back to umeddit
>>580049437Umazing.
>>580049857Just treat her as Goldship but not restricted to any style
I'm saving for Nakayama
>>580050029>in a thread about girls>reads posts and thinks about big cockshmm...
>>580050182I'll pull your skirt down and ram my hard microdick inside you
The Sneedbolis
>>580050219Every single post has someone with a cock behind it
>>580050219>thread about girlsYou wish, cuck
>>580050345and you can't get them off your mind?
Fucking Wonder Acute is like being balls deep inside your grandma
we already know teiobro is homosexual (and obese) and can't stop thinking about dicks
>>580050418off my mind and into my mouth
>>580050465
In Poland they say a hungry man has bread on the mind
>>580050465No it's not...
>>580050501I don't get it
>>580050465yeah, and?you've never had wet dreams about a thicc gilf?
>>580050559Cute + literally me + Yama rape.So fucking glad summer is pretty much over.
Fucking gaijins stop raping someone's family you creeps
My trainee keeps leaving her dirty clothes in my office and for some reason Tazuna keeps saying she's busy when I complain about it
>>580050342I want milk
Pony-chan race!
>gaijin—[-]
>>580050761>Chuckle arenaHeh...
>>580050734DID SOMEBODY SAY RAPE
>>580050783>emdash
>>580048795i dont know about discord but uma&co definitely erp in the game chat
>>580050734yet i see jp umaporn uploaded on ex every day... curious!
>>580050738What flavor though
>stop raping...
>>580050734
>>580050734goofy ahh salaryman ojisans are so melodramatic
begin raping
For me? It's uma drama
rice rape
I don't give a fuck what some norm posted on x why don't you stay there
>>580050734>>580051093getting mixed signals here
almost 1pm and I still haven't gotten out of bed
>>580051093>rararararararara
>>580050859Rice milk
>>580050734but it's ok when umas rape you huh
>>580050734Oh yeah? Rape this
Rape isn't funny or sexy.
*starts raping eminem*
rape is funny
>adciddentally posted two times in a row with the same personality and typing styleAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm going on hiatus for 3 hours
>>580051279one in two people enjoy rape tho. 1 in 10 as far as group rape goes. Thats good numbers
Tosen Jordan, 33 years old
Repulsive INCELS have fantasies of MARRYING TEENS. Why won't anybody do anything about these future rapists and shooters?
living is futile umamusume
>>580051365built by borgars...
Um, that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg.
It's fucking over my account is bricked
>>5800513655 kids minimum
>>580051365just like me fr fr
yea i'm a shootershooting my cum in my uma's womb
>>580051486L O N D O N
it's time to start a new fan run, bwos
what hours are these
>>580051365holy sex
>>580051628sunday is free for all
>>580051365My feet in Tosen Jordan's mouth
>>580051628sexy meek hours
>>580050734isn't japans comiket pretty popular for their fanmade eroticashow is this any different
>>580051628everyone's hours
>try doing 1m fan runs yesterday>see my graph goes ERECTUS DISPENIR todayI might get addicted....
>>580050501No i co? to że mamy tu kilku pedałów to wiedzieliśmy już od dawna
Great weather here at the swiss turf
>>580051734This is literally the only reason I'm doing fan runs. My club rank's just an icing.
>>580051357you messed up the joke prez, it was 9 in 10...
>>580051823This character is LITERALLY me
>>580051905*literally cums in u*
miggu
>>580051778Same here, enjoy swissbro
torena...
>even the characters that are supposedly most for (you) just give a brief gender neutral show of appreciation on valentine's and that's it>everything is left ambiguous so anyone can headcanon anything they want>there will never be any real satisfying romance in this game What's the point?
>>580051712There is no difference, comiket is a gray zone and if IP holders wanted to squash fan works of their IP they can but Instead what happened is that IP holders said "fine, you can do all that but if any of us put some sort of guidelines for the respective IP then you need to comply with it, if you do that then we won't sue you all into oblivion and japs went "sure, seems fair"TLDR japs prefer being constrained in what fan works can depict rather than not being able to make fan works at all
>>58005136533 year olds shouldn't dress like this
>>580052124skill issue
>>580052183why not
>>580052150I will now join Mambo for sex
Who's that nigger?
>>580052220it's a bad influence on my son
>>580051046Those mob umas in the background look very cute!
bwos, don't give (you)s to yurischizo. That's all
>>580047668Thanks, been trying to find some of his deleted stuff for a while. I assume there's still a few missing?
>>580052309Doto would accidentally say this
>>580052072Yoo thats looking nice. Have fun.
>>580052318ah you're raising him to be gay, i see
>>580052327Xe has a point though
>>580052124>What's the pointcute sexy umamusumes
>>580051823I've seen this hors's umanko
>>580052361no you don't
horrible hours
>>580052358No, Doto would not accidentally say this. Don't ever imply Doto would ever do something like that, she doesn't even know the word exists.
>>580051712because it's being done by FIRSEE GAIJIN PIGGU who are not under the threat of regulation in any form by Nippon, Yakuza, or Cygames
Umas I hate for no particular reason
>turd world kitafag is complaining about hourslaff
Digitan love
>>580052482Thank you for your input Special Week
that's it I'm going to the better thread.
Who will win the negro price?
but i like when umas kiss each other..
>>580050734Isn't that how fathers feel when they find out their daughter is pregnant?
>>580052482rigatoni sex
Anons I hate for no particular reason>>580052482
Palmer>Ardan>Bright>McQueen>piss>Dober>Ryan>shit>Ramonu
>>580052584I prefer Rudolf x Sirius myself
>>580052482I dont know a single thing about Darley but I can just imagine Her teasing me while I desperately try no to cum too quick
>>580052627I'd piss on Dober
these really are homosexual hours
>>580052627pama girlfriend wife
>>580052359You too! We have the St Leger 2800m race later today, so it'll be fun to see some stayers while my Maruzen is clanking out million fans. I like your special pull carriage(?) races, never seen that anywhere here.
>>580052673Shes +200 years old bro, you would probably turn her to dust
>>580052482>no ThiefCrowfake and gay
>1 mil with 7%Damn
>>580052584>>580052635This December your favorite umamusumes will shred the vestiges of liking men and boldly reveal how their hearts beat only for each other's vaginas.
sweaty sexy meek hours
>>580052627Ramonu > Ardan > Mcqueen > Palmer > Dober > Bright > Ryan
>>580052806*umankos
Happy Miku ain't got alla that
>>580052806We are so fucking back
Is it gay for a stallion to love a mare
It's been some time since he last spammed his shitpostI wonder for how long will he do it this time
>>580052821
>>580052482Still missing that one Australian horse in Cingray
>>580052719pamas gf is helios though
CM19 prep discussion is so bad and nonexistent that the schizo takes this thread over during indog hours.
>>580052720Oh yeah we usually hold normal flat races with sattles, then we got the harness races as in the picture and then obstacles races. The obstacles races are the most exicitng ones for me
>>580053053>CM19 prep discussion WHAT PREP BRO? WHere is your oguri wit? Where is your Mejiro Ardan speed with pace chaser gold rec?Wtf bro?? WTF i'm doing 9 stam parrents, can you pls be quiet for a bit? OK?
>>580052124Pearl literally flies you to her penthouse suite and fucks your brains outshe even says that her parents are out of town so it's just her and the trainer even the ingame text says that you had a romantic evening with pearl instead of generic dialog
>>580053053I'm remaking my endguri parents since I got a better gp
Name the best stamina sr for this cm
https://umapoi.moe/lets do this once more?
>letsNo.
grand cunt insert
>>580053054Steeplechase obstacle races are the most exciting yeah, I'll be visiting Velká Pardubická here which is probably the biggest race in the country next month
>once moreno lma
>>580053185Bro theres no point in making Inari's, just use the godborrow and get your end sparks from another source
>>580048193Theres an opening on TamaLove?
>>580053335Yada yada desu
ummm ok if you guys dont want to do the quiz then does anyone want to see my uma tier list maybe?
Fucking hellYasaka's Air Groove Fine Motion doujin is too hot
>>580053335>the godborrowI don't know what that is but if there's a good borrow it's almost certainly already full
>>580050878>>580050734
>>580053197wtf
>>580053471Its this one884098782442Oh yeah it did fill up again, it has spots from time to time
>>580053296Yeah they are. Later today is the swiss grandprix and its a 4'200 m steeplechase obstacle
It is acceptable to rape in self-defence
>>580053459>draw an elementary school child>give her developed ass, waist and legs
>>580053197Hmm I wonder what uma correlate with these answers
i just had sex with nishino flower
>>580053589some blossom early you know
horse
>>580053445>190+ pageI ain't reading allat
>>580053604>the overlord
>>580053589>draw
>>580053680You can take it in bites, it has several arcs. But reading everything is hot as fuck
>>580053589She s not real bro, that's the whole pointInsane bro i know
Umaboys.
>>580053197got this random ass uma
>>580053561https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12136907
NOOO AHHH DON'T OVERPOWER MEEEEEEEE
im skipping my 10k run this weekthe haze is getting bad and im not feeling it todayfuck you indonesia
>>580053558Dope, hope everyone does well!
>>580053558your final challenge, tell us what inherits work on this track
>>580053197surprising result
>>580053967Fuck you for bringing haze in my cunt too nigga
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>>580053197I don't really see it
>danchode just removed fan quotaBWOS????
>>580053974mcafe has a bird
Good milening!
>>580054107mambro...
>>580054107Mambro...
>>580054087No thanksI have popcorn ready when you finally end up in A+
>>58005136533 years old and she's still a slut?
>>580054107>Israelis he going to /uma/ club next month?
>>580053197Can't say I didn't fall for the Stego propaganda as soon as I heard her sing so this is nice
fixed
>>580053053Truly bad pedo hours
>>580053197Still autistic. Fitting though.
>>580054081we are not the ones burning SHIT RETARD we don't even have forests to burn over here
I would literally never stop creampieing Sweep Tosho
>>580053197i don't get it
>>580038349Nude mods where?I want to make normies seethehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUun7KAFkys
>>580054351you wouldn't be the first
>>580054018The usual Ogurin OG and Ryan for lates.Technically Dobers too, but at this length with the obstacles there is a high chance for getting rushed
>>580053197>>580054370according to that site if you got a 6 or higher on the autism exam, there is 85% chance you actually got the 'tism if you get yourself checked
>>580054351She's over 25
>>580054386We don't support those
>>580054391
>>580053604no idea King HaloKawakami PrincessTaaboBoboTM Opera Ono ideawho?Nice NatureSeiun SkyEl Condor Pasa klan warrior?
>>580054087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcyBnC80XKITHE WINNER
>>580053197>only ever go to library to read manga>but only jjk is listedfucking gaye choice of manga title to put in there
>>580051365Tosen Jordan.Slut.
>>580054569ao haru ride is also a manga, both jjk and that is for women tho
>>580054536LAISU IS SO FREAKING COOL
>>580054346I thought you're cursing your own seapy broFuck this haze
Oirish
>>580054497i've done this thing like 3 times and get a different uma every time, but i always get a 6 or 7 for autism
uma personality quiz be like do u like le flowers??? uhh like le cooking??holy shit im nishino flower???? NYO WAY
>>580054569I haven't gone to the library to read manga since I was a teenwell, not even then, since I checked the books out and read them at home
>>580054732an old man typed this
Wait a second...
>>580053197
>>580054732forgot your sweepy pic
>>580054697>6 or 7 for autism
>>580053974I hope so too. The first race I saw today was won by less than 1/2 length
>>580054732an old man was raped by this
>>580054871Hit me up on discord holy sex with this anon
>>580053197I am literally a woman
>>580053197Fuck off
Which is better for xog? Stamina to spare or Preferred Position? Didnt get corner and straight recov..
>>580054497It's trying too hard to prove I have autism which I do... but I just wanted it to tell me what uma is literally me.
Spent an hour and a half edging & felt bad for wasting my time being a degenerate but when I look at /uma/ I feel better about myself
managed to get out of bed before 2pm
>>580054971sim it
>>580054971whichever's the cheapest. i hope you're playing oguri + 2 debuffers.
>>580054145
>>580053197>100% autism matchwhat the fuck
>>580053197i get oguri everytime...and i do have autism, so its right there at least
>>580054949>anon is a coal burner
>>580054949please anon let me have sex
>>580053197uhhh videogames where?watch anime?watch stream?Uhhh???
>>580055120also apparently im literally marche
>>580053197Im quite simply the GOAT
>>580055171>eat. a lotteiobros??
>>580055257>filename 41% yourself
>>580055257go on, post your autism score, pussy
>>580055170only if you become my manager>>580055152just sometimes
>>580055120>autism 10i kneel
>>580054536laisu poster this is really cool but i'm trying to recruit right now! i will be inspired by this laisu vid though, thanku
>>580055120Autis/uma/GOD...
not all Teiobros are fat you know
>if /uma/ club fails to recruit 1 (uno) member they won't make it to S this month and everyone will jump ship10 days to go
hashifuck
>>580055345Didnt even notice that under the imageIts surprisingly low
>>580055470Time to poach
>>580055467That's right, some are bald
>>580054536my HERO
>>580053197????????
>>580055350>ERPing
>>580055470more worried about my club not being able to recruit someone and not making A+ this month
>>580055467Prove it
>>580055594I took them already
>>580055585You don't go full retard
>>580053197The first time i did this quiz, i was Gold CityNow thiswtf
>>580053197>from Nakayama Festa to Mr. C.B.This is my 3rd time taking this test but the shift is actually funny
>>580055710gwo got the tism...
image slot -5
>>580055467what is that torsokek
>>580055710bwo... your emotional stability...
>>580055710>autism increased in each test
I want to experience sex as Mejiro Ardan and feel my trainer dominate me until his last drop
>>580053197i am..... retarded?
>>580055773middle schoolers can have crazy flexibility you never watch gymnasts
>>580055467no teiobro has passed the scale test to this date. And now that I think about it, this uma personality test is bullshit because it's not sniffing the teiobros that we know frolic in this thread
>>580055376You could play up the villain club bit>>580054646>>580055584Join the hero/heel club of /uma/
not all teiobros are fat, in fact some are obese.
>>580055710>emotional stability fell>autism risedzwo... u ok?
>>580053197Who?
>>580055829>>>/d/iscord
>>580055903Ryuuko from critically acclaimed anime series Kill la Kill
>>580055929Drop your ID and I'll add you
>>580055438yeppers, i gotta make sure my dacchis have an autistic leader
>>580055746>>580055816>>580055819>>580055898I don't even know what changed or what happened for my stability to drop but still funny
>>580055903She raped Rudolf
>>580055829what if i'm a trainer and i want to get dominated by Mejiro Ardan until my last drop?
all teiobros are just a part of the same giant mass of fatty flesh
All these clubs recruiting I can't decide which one I'd like to join.
what's with people whose line on chrono looks flat for a day until you check the numbers and it actually went up by like 600 fanslike you could login and do a team trial or something but you couldn't be bothered to set an auto run?
>>580055834Retarded racist
>>580055874/Uma/Club is the hero club tho because they are the S favoritesThe villain would be some 3rd club like Mambo that somehow manages to finish higher than them
NO I'M THE ONE WHO USUALLY PICK UP NONNlES HERE YOU CAN'T DO IT
>>580055903Kitasan Black (post timeskip)
Do not forget your daily runs
>>580056068join this*unzips*
>>580056041Too bad, assume the position
>>580055979I can do that in a different thread
>>580055701You're gay
>>580055903Kitasan Ace
>>580056169shut up roundy
>>580046883
>>580056131My brain automatically added -rate after the 3rd...
>>580056068Join Mambo, we're chill and despite everything still A+
>>580056281
>>580053967is this seapydev where is update
>>580056357Mambo is at serious danger of being backstabbed by its high earners this month, I wouldn't join
Ever since i found out teiobros are fat, I can't imagine how much ricebros and nishinobros weigh.
>>580056348>ugly brat
>>580053967What even started that haze? Meanwhile we're literally drowning right now
>>580056440That's not true...
>>580056131>/goy/club>heroesthe heroes will be umadash or dacchis if they manage to dethrone them this month
>>580056232I need to grope your heavy tits
>>580056375no im not seapydev i don't think he comes here anymorehey seapydev if u are around drop ur phone no i will paynow you some dosh (not doxx i swear)
The fact Mambo is still A+ even after losing all their top earners every month is just proof of their strength
>>580056357I feel like our members are slowly pivoting to /v/ma or their clubs and we can't stop this
>>580053197Why
>>580056657You know why
>>580056657>high agreeablenessLibcuck spotted
>>580056528I want uma&co to be the club to take the crown after /uma/ club becomes yet another A+ club it would cause the funniest results
>Mr cut balls
>>580053197wtf, how am I similar to Bamboo
>>580056746>>580056746>>580056746
>>580056528why are you obsessed with jewish people? you've started this weird "jew" thing lately unprovoked and there's no humor to it.just seems like you're angry at something very vague like s rank existing or getting more carats but it doesn't really have any rhyme to ityou should do some self-reflection
uh oh melty
>>580053197This was my results from 5 months ago
struck a nerve huh
>>580056750Stop being open
the goyim are getting uppity again
>>580053053>use hog>winThere's your CM19 prep discussion, bwo.
>>580055979join #umacord on rizon
