Previous: >>580128768>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru TsuyoshiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Uma Outing! Event>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg09/01 - Yamanin Zephyr (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi09/01 - Uma Outing! Event09/03 - New Legend Races09/07 - Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno Muteki09/07 - Hark Back Run Forward Story Event09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
German posting stops now
UMA-1
Better Germans than Indonesians/Philippines/Indians
Samson hour
JP posting starts now
>German Aussie hours>>580145860SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STOOPID CHUD
When are we making the next S club?And who is to blame for the fall of /uma/ S clubs?
bros the loopacord godborrow kicked some inactives
>>580145937>When are we making the next S club?hopefully never>And who is to blame for the fall of /uma/ S clubs?making an ace
>>580145926Is Flash weak to ningen trainers???
>>580145937It doesn't matter, and no one cares
wahey
>>580145958Which one there are so many
>>580145860You can not stop us, ve are inevitable
>>580145958I don't use dicksword
>>580145958how about you post the ID here instead of being a vagueposting nigger
>>580145172Insanity74997293One more
7 and someone from this thread will visit Tomakomai in their lifetime.
>>580145985Now I have to post something else, fuck you...>>580146012Would long hair Flashu work?
>>580145860what about other different euros
>>580146050how about you join their discord?
>>580146079Here is another cute Flash image that you could have posted, but I got to first
One day, the french posting will happen. One day.
>>580146068I'll go late next year early 2028. MAYBE April 2027 if I see a good airfare deal.
>>580146093
>>580146128Symboli Gold...Rudolf City...
>>580146140That thing always looks like slop to me, so I don't like it>>580146141THE FRENCH ARE AFRAID OF ZE GERMANZ
>>580146079She'd be able to make it work for sure but I think her lenght suits her very well. Perfectly frames her pretty face.
>>580146119skin too pale
>>580146141We don't want /uma/ to stink of cheese
>>580146119I am in the discord and still have no idea what you're talking about
>>580146118and what kind of yuro are you...
>>580146026>>580146050mph... you are so mean884098782442
>>580145793We'll need to kill some of the texts to fit in the next banner, or make the new banner short as possible
>>580145860https://youtu.be/whVtvsZksps
>>580146284a good mixed one I promise
Enough.We need to start posting Americans.
>>580146293I was already following him useless Teio brat
>>580146118>>580146358
>>580146293
>>580146389You posted a Japanese uma though?
>>580146064AieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeThank you to the participants
>>580146410That was a really stupid film in pretty much every respect. The only part that was kinda interesting with this bit.
>when she sees your dick
>done parent running>try out my first ace run with 15* stam 3 speed 2 wit>couldn't reach 800Fuck. I really need a stam card, huh.
a German will look me dead in the eye, mix his beer with Coca-Cola, then have the audacity to call ME fat
>>580146224>>580146495Correct! It's propaganda bullshit, written by a retard.
>>580146518What's so funny about above average 7 inch dick?
Less than 18 hours till my waifus BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOsss, i'm not sleeping today rolling on reset
>>580146389True...>>580146358Sure, anon. Sure.
>>580146293Nigger
>>580146554A russian will look me dead in the eye, mix his 1l of vodka into coffee, put ice cream on top, and then have the audacity to call ME a dunkard.>>580146595ACUTE LOVE ACUTE SEX ACTURE MARRIAGE
>>580146595pol/ger is a good mix
>>580146563>long haired FlashI am now going to Germany
>>580146554
>>580146525Where else would you be getting your gold heal from?
>>580146525Depending on how close you were you could always just hit stam once or twice during summer whenever a high TE card like Kita or FineMo lands on it.>>580146563Yeah looks good but I def prefer what we have now.
meh
I tried to help but this is the last time I do
>>580146830Typical rude euros and seas
>tried failed
>rapes orfraud in ur path
>>580146525wish that was me but I'm still stuck on 2nd GP
>>580146830I wanna look up Teio's skirt
>>580146068i will at some point for sureall my dumb friends wanna go to cracker mecca but i just wanna go to hokkaido to eat fish and look at cows
>>580146518
>>580146873euros are just direct...
>>580146554diesel is one of the more heinous european concoctions and i will never forgive the krauts for it
>>580146873Sea = Will openly lie to you, badlyEuro = Will try to help you, or be very direct once they smell your fear and retardation
>make pizza>is ok>put hot sauce>is better, still ok>try putting maggi.tm liquid seasoningwow, a cheap ticket to flavor town
>>580147008Like hell they are, retards can't stop smiling even if they hate your guts.
>>580147073maggi is swiss based>>580147121because you're ugly and dumb as sin, which his funny as hell
>>580147163>because you're ugly and dumb as sin, which his funny as hellYou wish, you're just being Japs lite. Maintaining """social harmony"""
>>580146873Because Burgers expecting others to endure their autism gets annoying
>>580146909She's like an erotic Teio...
>>580147279the average brit cope
>>580147163isnt that basically germany ________:^)
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/1mM2SPhttps://jiggie.fun/1mM2SP
I don't know who else besides Doto to build for the CM..
I want to roll
>>580147382umm grass wonder and eishin flash
>>580147382Scarlet
Time to sleep. Umasumi, eurobros! Schlaft jut, ihr stricher.>>580147341It should be, but it isn't... ANSCHLUß 2 WHEN!?
>>580146495Yeah, I was surprised at how little of the movie was good. I had seen that scene beforehand, which sold me on the film. But that part, plus the part where they're trying to avoid a sniper are literally the only good parts of the whole thing. Felt like a bait and switch.
Why do the bri'ish turn everything into a pie?I was doing the daily scrandle and I noticed most of what the bri'ish post are some mysterious filling pie and mash
>>580147432
>>580147432Umasumi bwo
Everyone has forgotten about Machan...Her tits and ass and chubby thighs weren't enough...
>>580147473Yet you are the second person to make reference to her in this thread...
Teio is growing on me......
>>580147560She's barely the 4th best uma in this image though?
>>580146518Curren was right, Falco is MEAN
>>580147462Just an easy and efficient way of packaging things innit
>>580147560you should get that checked out
I was gone for like half a year, I heard Auto has been implemented, how good is it?
>>580147731very good
fuck off dude i’m a grown man
>>580147382Might as well go double murmur/dom if you're gonna play the evil uma
>>580147560Took you long enough
>>580147731It saveruined the game
>>580147073Maggi on rice is good too. I like wet my rice with a dash of it and some mayo/hot sauce
>>580147731It's acrually very nice QoL and can make decent parents for your umas.Ace making for pvp should be done manually though
>>580147560that's just your gut teiobwo...
>>580147560You should see her anime to truly understand her, the game for some reason just shows the bratty side of her and not much of her cool side.
>>580147731it has made the parent grind bearable
just ran Sweepy's career for the first time after getting her off-banner a while ago. why the hell was Yamanin Sucre kept as an offscreen npc and not just umafied to give sweep a single genmate
>>580147850>cool sideShe's a midget voiced by MachicoThere's no cool side
>>580147731Made parent farming not a no lifer task and your daillies can be finished fast too now. It did inflate fan earning for all clubs tho. So you kind of need to run a bunch of auto runs now, if you want a higher club rank.need a club?
>finally get a healthy 8h sleep schedule going >go to sleep tongight>wake up>oh is it morning already>only 2 hours>check umamusume game on steam>forgot to set up a fan run before sleepoh danchou, you didn't need to wake me up through shiraoki sorcery I'd always make up to you if I forget to do this
rape is not funny, brosgetting your pelvis ground down into a fine powder by a much smaller woman with preternatural strength is no laughing matter!!!
>>580147937Your choice bro, You're missing out.Real horse was also a midget but had a legendary career.
>>580147995no one's laughing
>>580147382>Mayaposter >doesn't run MayaPottery
Any fellow pink ticket enjoyers
>>580147959Whorren wife
I'm running anime teio for this CM
TAMA IS TOMMOROW RIGHT
respect Smart Falcon!
no
Mamboclopse
>>580147937the last episode of s2 singlehandedly negates that
get bent dumb turkey
>>580148184green with envy
>>580148102I know I shouldn't, but curren's pussy sounds like heaven on earth. I need to go in her
>join the loopacord>a bunch of insufferable niggas believing they're some kind of archlords of umamusume>90% of their borrows are mid at bestNobody here is missing anything
>>580148308no one except you thought they were
you guys doing anything fun for the kirkiversary?
Extra mild for white Umas
>>580148307Curren's pussy would be loose, but in a comfortable way
>>580147419>>580147775I guess some combination of hybrid Cheer Nature, Luna, Bride Maya, Grass and Valentine Flash is an option.>>580147429Scarlet is a joke>>580148076She jobs hard every time I try her
>>580148308retard
that african japanese ai music from the last thread kinda fucking slapped
>>580148392Curren is anal only
>>580148308>joining a SEAcord>gets SEA retardswoah
>>580148308you're the type of boomer that yells at kids at parks for having fun
>>580148425>>580148492feeling personally attacked huh
>>580148523no need to tell us how you are feeling bwo
>>580148308>he fell for it
>>580147937Teio is the coolest
>>580148425we don't sign our posts here bwo
>>580148662i thought that's why we type bwo
I just woke up
gwochacho nacho
its really late and i should go to bed but my loopa is almost done...
>>580148686>>580148662zwo?
>>580148149In 14 hours or so
>>580148686>i thought you shouldn't
>>580148749Good nonny...Danchud will be happy
I love my precious little sister!
The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
you're all wrong, Twin TAHBO is the coolest character of S2. Everyone wanted to be an emo fag but SHE never gave up!
>>580148620Despite how pathethic she looks here. I think she was the coolest in this moment.
>>580148662>we
There is no fucking way that support card event rate is the same in GL as other scenarios. The "boost" just returns it to normal or maybe slighly above at level 5/6
>>580148693morning V
>>580148893teio embracing the teachings of taabo-sensei, to be cool you need to be randomly kinda nice
We did it guys, even though some of you didn't believe I could do it.Thanks to the ones that did.Should have stopped after getting Rice Shower (the machine had pity and did a full strength grip the first time) instead of trying to grab Tamamo Cross too.
Laurel Blossom anime adaptation but it's only Brian being edgy
>>580149004lets fucking goooooooooooo
>>580148940Go play Unity right now and then complain about the GL support card event rate, I dare you
>>580148940There has got to be some fuckery with how many scenario events compete for slots or something. GL isn't great but unity has got to be the worst it's ever been.
>>580149004cute hand, do you moisturise?
>>580149004Could have walked to the store next door and get them for less but congrats
>>580149004Nice, good job anon!
>>580149004I always believed plushie anon!
>>580149030>>580149031Wait a fucking minute, are you telling me scenario events block support cards? Whose retarded decision was this?
>>580149004Cute!
Are (You) pulling
>>580148873give it a rest already, pal.
>>580149036Not my hand. Another person holding them.But actually yeah, I do moisturize.>>580149048Didn't see them when I was there in all the big Akihabara shops.Also I didn't mind, getting the crane machine experience once was worth it.
>actually look up numbers behind parent farming>20% base chance to get white skill spark>each instance of said skill in parent lineage increases it by ~2,5%>can be bumped up to ~35%>double circling gives another 5-10% depending on parent sparks>gold version of skill gives additional 20-35%>but you're mostly dealing with 35% in perfect scenario because most loopable skills are white at this pointneigha, what??? Grim fucking numbers.
>>580149126They didnt improve support card event rate until like this year in JP btw. And I intentionally say improve and not fix.>>580149140Nyes, I want to set up my late surger wives for success and have a very healthy stash.
>>580149004CUTE
>>580149140no
>>580149140she’s like a month after ramonu, right?maybe if i get lucky
>>580149215The rate is one thing, I'm talking about being denied events because they happen to overlap with something else because some limp dicked nip programmer can't figure out how to stack events in a single turn
>>580149154ok...
>>580149020>>580149070>>580149135>>580149073I love you guys.Reinstalling when I'm back from Japan, haven't played since CM #3.I know the most recent career is always the best one, but is it worth experiencing the other ones at least once?
>>580149182Did you also get to experience asking the employee to move the thing around or make it easier
>>580149214yeah this game is an evil ass skinner box that constantly tries to distract you by throwing the cutest possible girl shaped horses at you
>>580149329Pretty much if it's an uma you're interested in.
>>580149214>He fell for the LOOOOOOPPING gaslightjust get lucky on normal parents, blues and pinks are worth more anyways and double hint cards will fill in excess SP generation down the road
Shiraoki-sama? Feng shui?Believe in these.
>>580149329Do you mean scenarios? Unity is fun to play and has a cute story with some fun NPCs and an overall good cast. Trackblazer has nothing going for it, steer clear.
>>580149256Yeah the timing is the worst bit. Ramonu and Pasa are both more important cards and if you like one opf the very meta late surgers coming out in GM (NeoUni and Laurel) then you'll be down another 30k potentially. And that's not even mentioning the other popular umas like CB and Kris S.I have 1400 pulls planned during GM lol
>>580149414>blue and pinks are worth more草
>>580149351Nah, there was nobody around and it never got into a completely hopeless position. The whole thing was over in less than 10 minutes I think.
>>580149140I will do 200 pulls then use selectors and crystals
>>580149329I think (new) Aoharu/Unity is cool and fun, I'd def give that a try.Mant/Trackblazer do one run if you want to read some of the funny scenes because your uma's story is replaced by a bunch of effectively little filler episodes. They're pretty neat but honestly with how long a MANt run takes I wouldnt recommend grinding it out to try and read them all.
>Dancing Brave was an American Horse trained by a bong>won the L'arc>there are several other american horses just like thisHmmmm I'm nyoticing.
>>580149214You just have to spend 100-200 so careers to loop 4-5 core skills on a 8* power, then that's enough
>>580149494Yes, distance S is a requirement. They are worth more
>>580149579>ignoring the blue partlol
>>580149571>100-200You're missing one zero bro
Loop or dont loop. Just do your fucking runs
>>580149401Guess I'll do all of them with Oguri Cap at least. Thanks!>>580149469Whatever the modes are called that turn your uma templates into raceable jorses/parents. I remembered it as "career". It's been a while.
>>580149645You first
Mambo was better before the matikanefukukitaru mafia took over
>>580149802>took overthey are roommates.
>>580149486yeahhhh i do want neouni quite bad, and there’s also a few uma banners i might wanna pull before ramonu…
>>580149710Now get to it
If I had known I'll be borrowing Fuku every auto run for idk how many scenarios I would have pulled her to have a better time in MANT
>>580149802Does it matter? The shitposting will continue until the club vanishes
>>580149857Nyo
Maling babies with tanhauser
>>580149856I'm thankful that I have the kind of autism that makes me super selective with the things I like so I can go sage mode and hoardmax more easily than the average gacha player ruled by impulses.Without these carats I would be skipping Pokke too
>>580149895I haven't borrowed Fuku in so long... I took the Riko pill and I now only clank 1100 stm+ umas
>>580142153do you like being penetrated by men?
>>580149645nyo
>>580149985Why not?
>>580150059do you mean sex or getting stabbed, this is a german question so it may mean something oddly specific
>>580150053I already have more sp than I know what to do with most of the time so idk how much value I'd get out of borrowing Riko (or throne for that matter)I also have a 8* stam Dober already (with shit whites) so I'll be able to cope well enough for the next cm and arima. I wont be winning anyway without the hog so no real reason to lose my mind over maximising stam spark odds
silly symboli when
>>580150084No other Fuku can tell me what to do
>>580150175Silly o'clock on 5/64/2029
go do your runs
>>580150301Bourbon does it for me
>>580150158It can be both. Now answer the question
>>580150332She really does it for me too
>>580150301the clanker is doing a fan run I made 10M fans today
With so many potential debuffers in lobbies for CM19 should I consider inheriting Shooting Star instead of Pump?
I want to date, go steady with and eventually marry Tokai Teio.
>>580150479Don't we all...
>>580150479>go steady withOkay unc
>>580150471That won't save you from her
>>580150479
>>580150512Rushing doesn't contribute to a long lasting relationship, zoomy. It's actually detrimental
>3 stam>2 long sparks Damn i think it's pretty good og McQueen for longs in future
>>580150479Tokai Teio potentially career ending pregnancy into emotionally manipulating her into getting the abortion so she can continue making race money for me to gamble away!
>>580150479same but with copious amounts of sex before and after each of these steps
>>580150635No one says 'go steady' anymore.I'd know, I was around to see it vanish.
Help I stayed up reading the mushoku tensei LN for like 4 straight hours since I couldn't resist spoiling myself after today's episode and I still have 3 borrows to go and if I go to sleep I'm probably going to sleep through reset
I remember buying carats had awful value when the game launched.Is this still the case?
>>580150697Time to bring it back then
>>580150680Teio would run while pregnant
>>580150680Unlucky Teio...
>>580150727yesbuy the monthly pack if you want but anything else is literally pissing money away
I don't care about mediumSLOP
This thread is some boring, whats the latest drama?
>>580150727Yeah the only okayish (cope) deal is the monthly packThe $20 selectors at annis and half annis are ok value
>>580150713your google timer meta? give up on one of your borrows gwo, leave one cooking while you sleep and set up an alarm before reset you can save 2 of themthough reset is in close to 6 hours, you can sleep 4 and be fine
>>580150802check last thread
>>580150713Rickey told me that she identifies strongly with the protagonist of Mushoku Tensei
>>580150785Thanks. I want to play this again, but I have some serious catching up to do. I had grwat supports ehen the game started though.
>>580150802Umama left Uma&Co (just like i said he would)
Lest than 13 hours to my wifeI'm gonna post here all my 200 rolls and you cant stop me
Did any more funny erp chat logs get dropped
Uhhh so what do paces want to inherit for this CM?
>>580150872Sending good vibes to your pulls bro
>>5801508728 and you get her in a single pull7 and you are forced to sparkanything else you explode (non lethally)
>>580150917festive miracle and angling
>>580150862Consider going Open League for the foreseeable future, until your deck is decent again. Open League goes to A+ now. You wont stand a chance with subpar (old) supports
>>580150917barcarole and festive with 777
>>580150971I anyway thinking of doing 200, because i need BOTH>>580150924Ty bro, you have a good day too
>>580150872hope you get spooned!
>>580150479This but tanhauser
>>580150916
>>580150869Where did she go to
>>580150846kek
>>580151078back home to /uma/ club where she belongs
>>580151043She's kinda cringe though
>>580150916>>580151073we need to accelerate
cringe can be cute too
>>580150825I'm going to try knocking out 2 before I pass out and hopefully the goddesses will show me mercy and let me door at 2nd inspo and I can save the last one.
>>580151172
>>580150992I only won the first pro-league in CM #1.Didn't stand a chance in the second one and don't think I would have ever again even if I kept playing.
we're all pulling christmas vodka
>>580151234CUTE!
Tannhauser love!
>was prepared to lose CM18 since I don't have XOguri and didn't prep that much >win>have won every mile CM (including dirt) so far>now feel like i have to keep up this streak
>>580151032You too!
>>580151326i'm pulling christmas vodka's stockings off and putting coal in them
>>580151326i REALLY want her but knowing my luck i’ll have to spark
>>580151349
>>580151357>>580151326
>>580151316Its not so much about winning, than getting into any finals. Its a healthier for your psyche and you'll get most of the gibs. You should try graded again, if you caught up. No point in letting a good portion of your income on the table
>>580151350The only distance streak I have is Sprints
/uma/ jokes be likeRapeSex I wanna fuck the umasDrama
Is this game fun as a casual f2p?
>>580151172>>580151283Shes just being herself
I have decided not to scout Yamanin Zephyr. She is pleasant, but I already have a Bright at home.
>>580151504>uma>fun
>>580151504sure but you'll only be competitive once every 2 scenarios
The insatiable greed...
>>580151407evil uma
>>580151472>i wanna fuck the umasthat's not jokes, this is just ERP
>>580151472what drama do I get from fucking my trainee she raped me it wasn't my fault
>>580151510
>>580150916She's not that big.
>>580151197I have been saying this
>>580151504Yes. The mechanics are good enough and the stories and characters are very charming. It eventually becomes burdensome because of how much it wants you to play it, but it's still at least somewhat fun even then.
Felling kinda sad for Uma global Xitter>made a post>get like 1000 likes on itI feel sad for person who doing these posts...
>>580151504For the first six hours or so yeah
>>580151581I will NOT have lewd thoughts abould tanhauser
>1.90mb updateTama is that small...
>>580151504yeah the pvp is the worst part of this game, if you just keep pulling umas instead of support cards and do their stories it’s a pretty chill game
>>580151581>>580151670Good thing Machitan isn't lewd either. Seems like the type of girl to have the guy she likes stolen from under her nose.
>>580151472I usually ponder how Umas can be exploited for economical gain
>>5801516911.9inch update
>>580151504it's basically a management game with a bunch of rng and a strong visual novel element via character stories. If that sounds appealing to you then sure, give it a try. You can also use the auto career function to continue getting your daily gibs even on days where you dont feel like playing.
Flash's fat ass on displayhttps://x.com/roooou__/status/2096611977124876700
>>580151715This is powerful propatannda. Fortunately we already have her! What a great girl
>>580151504It's a bit of a chore with how time intensive it is.
>>580151831Achsually it's more like a princess maker game
>>580151848Machitan needs propaganda to show her eroticism too I think...
>>580151504Is anything fun?Just play and be distracted by the cute girls
>>580152129Never played those so I'll just take your word for it
>>580152129It's more of Tokimeki Memo but PM is closest one the burger known
>>580152161V got cheated on kwab
i found a stash of my trainee’s handwritten comics (i think she calls them dough jims?) and they all feature one of her original character, who looks a lot like her, getting rawdogged by another character, who looks almost exactly by mehow do i best tell her that i’m uncomfortable with this? i want to keep things professional between us
BROSTHOSE GROWTHS....
>>580151692why aren't u telling him that you need to place somewhat good in the CMs so that you can have enough carats to pull for the umas u want?
>>580151692PvP is the true horse racing experience
>>580152410>why aren't u telling him that you need to place somewhat good in the CMsthat's not true lmao
>>580152268First you gotta invite her out so her friends don't see it, any place that's away from Tracen will doThen enjoy the evening a little bit to set the mood and only then break the news to her.
>>580152419Sensei...
>>580152371power or wit would be better than guts but aside from that they're pretty goodgrowths will matter less as the game goes on though keep in mind
>>580152268it's just fiction, anon. you're a weirdo if you think any more of it.if you want, try saying onenof the lines shebwrote directly to her face. her flustered, bashful reaction will quickly remind you that you aren't in some eroge because she doesn't strip and spread her legs for you in that way
i already saw my oguri (vanilla) sing ms victoria TM in b finalsi have nothing left to gain
The Racing Spirit sparks with a + are bad, right?
>>580152547yeah because they count as separate sparks to just regular racing spirit ones so you dont get the increased inheritence chance
>>580152547yes
>>580152584>>580152593Dang!!!!!!!!
Having 9* stam parents is actually completely gamechanging in this scenario holy shitWill GM and l'arc have mandatory autistic maxxed attribute sparks too?
>>580152720using a stam card is less of a debuff in future scenarios
Nobody says this.
>>580152720GM reduced speed to 1400. But the scenario should give you more stats overall.
Danchou I'm going back to DeadlockI will probably forget about setting up a career every hourGood luck tho lol
>>580152778It might have been a mistake for me to skip her.
>>580152787They realized they fucked up with 1600 huh
>>580146518>when she sees your dickit doesn't matter the size for her, she only cares if it's hard and throbbing
>>580152863it's 90% the players' fault
>>580152812I've been playing Deadlock inbetween setting up clankers as well. You can get 1.5 games in with the 50 minutes.
>>580152137
>>580152863Eh, 1400 vs 1600 is like 100 SPD in actual practice. It's good but not gamebreaking. Fast Learners that can spam more late race skills will still win.
>>580152863it's 1500 in gm but yeah. 1600 was originally supposed to also be even a quarter as a effective vs half like it is now but people cried too much. So now we're stuck with a player-made hellscape of having to use only speed and wit cards
>>580146518this is currenwhore falsflagging as the incresibly considerate for you umadol, falco, btwyour top umadol would never do that. she'll love you just the way you are
>>580152863>1600 didn't give that much more speed>nips complain>they changed how it works>years later we have to deal with it
>>580152787Is it worth using speed sparks to increase cap there?I assume we will use less speed card there?
>>580152812Is this game fun? I wanna get good at a videogame again and I was pondering Dota 2 or this…
>>580153031>100/100dancho kill this retard
>wake up>lost on 8+ hours of club drama
Alright I guess I'll give this game a try. I live near a racetrack and was recommended this game but I don't like idol songs though.
>>580153048Very fun, but matchmaking is dogshit and Icefrog is washed up retarded. The fact that the public server is no longer the playtest server while the streamers dictate game balance and direction adds to it as well.
>>580153048costs you nothing to play a couple games and find out
>>580153113scroll back, retard
>>580153039Gm will be back to 2 speed card meta, yeah.idk about speed sparks I assume power will be better because of the 1500 cap
>>580153048No its notNever play MOBAs
>>580152720remember when niggas said we would need speed sparks this scenario lmao
>>580153039Speed spark to increase the cap is rarely worth it unless you can easily max pow and wit all the time while hitting stam breakpointsA double circle speed green has more value than 100 speed past the cap
>>580153113We exchanged dickpics without you, gomen
>>580152942mambo a cute
>>580153048it's fun but already kind of minmaxxed
>>580153048>MOBA or MOBA-likeI foresee mental illness in your future
>18 stam sparks>Mejiro Ardan free cardYour pace for next CM is done
>>580152859I didn’t pull her, she spooked me on the halloween banner.She’s very charming though, definitely a good spook.
>>580153278Why should I use Ardan?
>>580153197So it's always 9 power or 9 stamina parents then.
ugh... sex... trainee... breed... umanko... cum inside
>>580153347She is free speed card with Gold Recovery skill bwo
>>580153278>using a free card
>>580153153it's not the same.............
>>580152942Tits too big, fat and saggy
>>580153374Hmmmm, may actually swap her for sweepy since the bitch never gives me charming
>>580153353Blues will matter less and less once skill spamming with fast learner is the meta. You just want the correct pink and then all the whites you can get for the skills and discounts.
>>580153362not being very subtle with your sbuliminal messaging, Dober
>>580153379>he is not using sweepy tosho as third cardbwo...
>>580153374>35 specialty priority with no TE
>>580153124>>580153127>>580153258I’ve been trying to get my friends to play it with me but they keep telling me to kill myself. Guess I’ll load up a few games after work tonight.>>580153184>>580153259Too late for that one, bros. 30k hours in Dota 2 and probably like another combined 15k in WC3/HoN/LoL…
>>580153278Couldn't find any pace won against my end Xhog in scorpioSome roided UF5 oshi end won against mine but no pace so far
>>580153465gacha isn't free
>>580153048if you were gonna play dota2, might aswell try deadlock. It's basically dota2 but perspective shifted from isometric to 3rd person, with a pretty deep movement mechanics.
>>580153481>~45k hours in mobasI'm so sorry
>>580153481anon...they might not be your friends...
>>580153456>Grinding for Fast LearnerSound like hell unless they increase the proc chance.
>>580153278What if I just use burger pocket instead?
>>580153031what are some things you can learn about on the internet?
Hello? Uma musume?
>>580153481I miss HoN so much bro...
>>580153573idk i dont have one
>>580153579aphids
Umm please play CS2 instead of MOBAs
>>580153573you're missing out on mood effect, anonyou will about 1500 points worth if speed less than a pacer using the ardan card
>>58015357360 Mood Effects means she will give you more speed from training with her
>>580153642basid
>>580153496You cant make pace YET, you need oguri wit bwo...
>>580153667>>580153680Makes sense
>>580153048>is this game funThe autistic minmaxxing of boxes runs while maintaining lane pressure to buy key early game items is good enough to be distracted from my teammates just feeding Pocket or Drifter on the side lanes.So yeah it is kind of fun, but also no.
>>5801535732 power is worth way more then 10 TE with how much of a powerlet you're gonna end up with 0 power sparks, plus 60% ME is also helping to break even. Adran also isn't agemasen on the Gold
Cows absolutely love her.
>>580153278>Got into 6 FR room>DeadI fucking hate Preferred Position/Race Planner holy shit.
>>580153362Dober isn't a horny cock hungry bitch...
If somebody tells you to play a moba, then they're not your friend.
>>580153896You're welcome gwo
>>580153259Uhhhh, whats going on in that image???
Shiroaki-sama please give us DMC news this up coming Capcom showcase.
>>580153656>cheater strike 2nah. i'll aimbot my sperm into nishino's womb instead
>>580153896>Gourmand is universally better skill>Never appeared again in JPThey realized it was mistake.
>>580153998Fuku teasing handjob. You've been wanting to cum for hours but she won't let you until you become her trainer.
>>580153031>in my quest to become refined>I've learned to call people I don't like retards and/or faggotsthis is (you)r fault
>>580153598midwars great
>>580153535I’ve gaslit myself into thinking I enjoyed my time spent in those games, so it’s okay.>>580153536Nah that’s a pretty reasonable response to a grown ass adult asking you to play a MOBA with him.>>580153598Shame they botched Reborn!
I love playing league but I wouldn't tell someone to play it. That's evil
Umama I'm sorry. Come back please. I miss you. I miss it. Please give me a second chanceI'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
>>580154128I wouldn't even bother shit talking your sorry ass
>>580154039If you download an anti-cheat and play on a 3rd party platform, you can solve that issue that Valve doesn't care about!
>>580154064it's a skill for fatties and there aren't any other fatties
>>580154064You will never be free
So I'm watching the OP and this girl looks the cutest.
>>580154128Meds nonny
>>580154064I'm pretty sure wide-shaped is also available only to these umas
>>580154128should have posted cock in chat
>>580154191>just play ValorantNah. I don't want Rickey arranging my computer's bytes.
>lusting after 3DPD when there are dozens of 2D goddesses in-gamengmi
>>580154251That’s the director of the academy the game takes place at.She’s great, but not playable.
>>580154310Don't call it Val*rant
pleeeaaassee
>>580154251>he wants to fuck the unattainableanon...
>>580154128you can just join /uma/club too!!
Is running Ardan really worth it for paces over Creek?
>>580154392I think you have bigger issues than getting 29 (14) more speed
>>580154392Anon you'll cap speed with I just race and LH event at the end of career
>>580153943Awesomenauts is the one exception, I claim. Too bad it has mostly died
>>580154392
>>580154251Understandable choice
>>5801544351000 wit is enough
>>580154251>ningen fucker in this uma gamethis is not the game for you bwo
>>580154498>ningen
>>580154498>NingenOh yeah if she's really human she can lift up her hat
>ningen
>>580154251That's a child...
>>580154128You should leave her alone for now
>>580154486pain
>>580154498Anon didn't say anything about fucking her...
Reminder there could be Umas among us
>>580154496700 stamina isn't
>>580154614>700 stamAnon, DID YOU KNOW NICE NATURE HAS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH All seeing eyes and mistifying murmur
fgsfds
I fucking hate laning against Venator
>>580154695>>580154689how much stam does she need with 4whites and miracle
How much stam does a Pace need for this CM not to gas out assuming you get stinky nature's in lobbies
>>580154809900+1 like in every medium CM
>>5801548091000+1 like in every medium CM
>>580154793800+gold+3 whites if theres a fully evilmaxxxed NN
>>5801548091100+2 like in every medium CM
One of the greatest characters ever created.
Ama wife
>>5801548091100+1 like in every medium CM
>>580154842>>580154867>>580154883>>580154891who do i believe
>>580154580
Mambo is recruiting! Post id to.... yknow.... nevermind.........
>>5801550041200+2golds in case there are 4 perfect stam debuffers
>>580155062Mambro...
The director is human, stop being a doubter
>>580155004Just b urself
>>580154892Easily in the top 8109311145141919 characters, yeah
>>580155062it's mambover....
>>580155004me
>>580154809800 and 2 golds, anonyou can get away with 600 if you take pace chaser disorient to keeo the debuffers further back
it's a xog cm there won't be stamina debuffers
Btw i like posting "mambro..." in thread even then it's unrelated, i dont even know lore of mambo clubBut they looks alright to meWish people post this about club i'm in
Ok so I looked through the wiki and it looks like Rob Roy is the cutest playable character I can see.
Whoa!
>>580155191Join Mambo and it could be truuuu for you too>>580155062mambro...
>>580155237how can you say that when this was posted right after you >>580155243
>>580155062mambrio...
>>580155037
>>580155247Nah mambro... i wont leave my club... even if it goes down to B or something
uoooh ningenmanko
Becoming addicted to lovey dovey umas is bad for youIt leads to Terminal Gosling disease as you will never realise the love
>>580155237She’d be better if she took off those dumb glasses and styled her hair though.
>>580154915HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>580154809Definitely not 600 with no gold like this Xog
So when does the mergening happen?
>>580155310die
my dick is about to merge with dober's umanko
So, for non-Hoggers. The statline is>1400 speed>850 stam+1gold>whatever power>600 guts>1000 witIs that right?
>>580155404Maybe
>>580155243shichi's physical attractiveness is negated by her bitchy personality, and even further tanked by her not being willing to spread her legs for you
I'm going with 550 stam, it's my final offer.
>>580155404>1400 speed
Oh no, not the color filter of Implied Rape!
Uhh where are my looped white sparks?
>>580155237um, hello? There's no way you didn't see #Curren-chan, the cutest umamusume at Tracen! Who paid you to say that?
>>580155404
>>580155404Sim it
>go into club>post you all so nice Kris S sticker>never talk with people again for todaySocializing is fun... bros...
This CM is going to be very very bad
>>580155562based....
how long is that URA 1/2 TP event gonna last?
>>580155562Kris S...
>>580155562so fvcking trve…
a member who had a month where he fanned 100k is now one of top fans that's funny
>>580155404Up the speed then sure
>>580155619D*ck?
Is straightaway recovery good now that it's midrace only?
Gimlet is so hecking cool
umamusume pornography
>>580155680t.vodka
>>580155648
Wouldn't everyone look at you weird when you as a trainer have one of the younger musumes under your wing?
>>580155404This is the statline
DANCHO.... THIS IS MY LAST TP.... TAKE IT!!!
>>580155562I'll make heavy use of stickers but don't really send text
>>58015572420% stam must be nice.............................. how many stam sparks did you have?
>>580155237she masturbates with her anus every night
i can't remember the last time someone sent text in my club
Are mares evil?
>>58015575312 Stam 3 spd. Stam stats from her choice events are more important than 20% growth desu. You get like 60 Stam if you pick stam choices on her.
>>580155729Uh, no? Retard?
>>580155735DAAAAAACCHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Mein Fuhrer... Steiner is in the soup...
>>580155729just how far removed are you from actual society
nice desu neigh
>>580155729idk what are your thoughts on male gym teachers
You can actually interact with children of you are not a nonny creep
odds run a pace + xog+debuffevens run a front +xog+debuff
>>580155452She looks like she fucks fat old balding men
>>580156007Gay as fuck
>>580155729no because I'm male. A female trainer would strangle them to death
>>580155729No, but I bet Mayano's trainer gets a lot of uncomfortable looks because of how she acts.
>>580156068i’m the fat old balding man
Maya is so annoying the least she could do is shut up and fuck
?
>>580155729
…
>>580156224No one wants to fuck this brat tbf
One of the characters created.
>>580155729early childhood educator bros......
I saw a trainer massaging his underage trainee's legs, too close to her umanko.
>>580156293Yes they do!
>>580156224i want to fuck this brat
This is what feng-shui does to you
>>580156192
I was just giving Nishino a normal massage you perverts.
I think all loli characters should have huge breasts.
>>580155729>apparently men can't be teachers/coaches because they'll be looked at funny>women can't be teachers now either because they'll strangle the kids
>>580156427Hopefully they'll match your size cutie
>>580156260Dober subconsciously licks her lips whenever she thinks about men
>>580156440Non binary teacher are the way to go
>>580156440actually, preschool and elementary male teachers are actually looked down upon by their colleagues
Men?
My dream life... is this too much to ask?
>>580156408i love tubes
>>580156408Nishino chest massage with her clothes off
>>580156565Sex outfit.
>>580156476>>580156515Ugh. Gross.
Nonce status ?
a chestnutter stole my bike!
>>580156331spicaman...
>>580155729Only the ones that press themselves upon you in public like Maya...or maybe it's just Maya.
>>580156331Every triple crown uma knows the secret to victory is regular umanko massages by their trainer.
>>580156515The only reason to wear something that slutty is to attract men...
Club drama report?
>>580156758Its empowering, chud
>>580156838These girls raped me...
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12145396>Spe-Chud
>>580156514It is a problem, it's not an easy field to comfortably enter as a man. Because of the perception others have.
>>580156738>>580156569>>580156408
>>580156893what the fuck is that plot lmao.
>hololive drama brewing We'll be slow and comfy in an hour
>>580156312Correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oah0I9HaNNM
>>580157079can't wait for that
>>580157116Man we need more playable brown goddesses
>>580155734>Medium S-let>on this statlineRate your pain on scale from 1 to 10.
>>580156893some people really need to jack off less
>>580157079spill the drama sis
>>580157116
>>580157079And why would you know that?
>>580157169A solid 8, but I did it to myself setting for a med/turf parent on one side. The one I ended up settling on missed bourbon chain instead but I'll just pray for low enough front presence that it doesn't matter, her matchup into xoguri in rooms has been solid.
>>580157054Female artist
*improves your loli uma*
>>580157079
>>580157296What's your gold?
>>580157313
>>580157296>Seiun>not using mid-race skills parents
>>580157340Restless via mayano speed
end xog isn't real
>>580157313Just post Marvelous Sunday instead
>>580157320
>>580156926Furawa is so much more erotic than Hishiama it's not even a fair competition
>>580157417I lost to a completely dogshit one last cm though
>>580157079>look it up>related to ID merging/dyingnigga who cares, they should have closed that branch down long ago
>>580156893Am I the only one that prefers a faceless fat bastard in uma smut over the weird tatted up Tore that she draws?
>>580157432umanko
>>580157404Alright, so I'm guessing you're running>Tachyon>Kitasan>Mayano Speed>FM>Barbin Wit>LHI really regret not pulling for Mayano Speed when I had the chance. It was a damn good front specialist card. High spec prio with a gold stam? Fucking crazy.
>>580157178you know that one girl, in that one gen? Yeah I'm her boyfriend, it's been leaked
>>580157424good idea
>>580157460>faceless fat bastard>t.Gold City
>>580157501Almost, Smaru speed over Tachyon
faceless fat bastard? where??
>>580157531Yeah. I was about to correct myself, I didn't see Top Runner.
>>580157561heyyyyyyy
>>580157531What the fuck, are you running 18* stam parents with TS Climax sparks?Got lucky on summer with stacked roamers on stam?
>>580155729Are you actually playing the game or you're a tourist?In the game there are multiple times interactions with other people while you're out with your uma, and no one gives mean look or mean words because you're basically dating someone "younger" than you. Remember the game is an utopia, so no wonder people doesn't really care about it.Plus some people actually ships you with the girl or gives compliment of your relationship, like Nice Nature.There are some cases like Super Creek, when someone says that it may be bad for her to have so much free time instead of training, but Super Creek says to not worry about it and that she trust her trainer.
>>580157561'suppls be an uma other than city. i hate being baited by an uma i don't want
>>580157675The umas control the media and has gaslit the world into thinking trainer x uma is heaven's mandate.
Why are y'all taking Restless (agemasen) instead of Trackblazer (no agemasen)? Retarded torena here. Does it proc festive miracle and stuff?
Faceless fat bastards and gyaru uma are like peanut butter and jelly, it's understandable.
>>580157748>y'allgo away
>>580157675Friendzone your Uma
>>580157748just on a better card
Umamusume B
>>580157561Is this why I was spooked by City the other day?!
>>580157675and arguably, even the cunnymas parents themselves are pushing you ti have an arranged marriage with their daughter (i.e. furawa)
>>580157786but it bricks so many runs by not finishing the chain...
>>580157771American!
>>580157785If a girl says something like this to me, i would have such a raging boner that i would stand still spacing out for 1 second because all the blood got down there
>>580157748restless is not an agemasen also>y'allfuck off
>wake up>it's still all dark FUCK
>>580157776y'all is a redneck term, faggot
>>580157920that's even worse anon
>>580157882>wake up>it's still all dark
Y'all niggas need to chill out
>>580157920It's AAVE
yallay yallay dazeh
>>580157785shichi wouldn't say this, what the fuck?!
English is confusing not having a second person plural
haha umana transfer
You will never leave Tomakomai
Say y'allahi.
>>580158085Sweepy is a dangerous girl...
>>580157880I meant about 2-3 of your SSR cards will not finish the events and if maya doesn't, it's instant brick
>>580158090>y'all will never leave tomakomaihillbilly uma?!?
whores
ruby didn't finish she needs correction
>>580158183gwo why are you preparing for dirt cm
>>580158071you is the second person plural
>>580157785What happens if you revealed that other girl was also an Uma?
>>580158057She wants cock
>nigger[-]
>>580158183you're just going to have to finish in Ruby as punishment
>>580157859rare these daysnothing compares to the cancer of unity
>>580158217>niggerposting
>>580158168
>>580158262we also just have more SSRs in our decks on average which people like to forgetIn unity I was running 2 SSR decks, now I'm fully blinged out
>random melanin enriched individual[-]
>>580158226it's actually>youretachi
>>580158230
>>580158250>>580158306this is a blue board
CONGRATULATION GIRLS YOU WON UMARICAN IDOL
>>580158306Spechud, no
>>580158364IndeedA blue boardNot a black board
Latebros are we going to update our aces with the Flash speed card (borrow)?
>>580158429Damn, havent seen this one in a while
y'all wanna jong?
>>580158460Why is every Late card looking borrowcore?
>>580158353this ooc, actuallythe one time i went out with shichi and flirted with a brunette cashier, all she said was "oh, so that's what you're into" and ended up dragging me into an hour of window shoopping at a hair dye store
>>580158453Post blue umas
eishin flash her umanko
>>580158494poorfagmaxxing running style
>>580158460Well, it might be too late at that point
>>580158486>pedo lover
>>580158486I'm already playing that strip mahjong game.
>>580158486Maybe later but I'm busy rn...>>580158494Because these cards are either very niche and only good for the gold (Ruby, Kris) or will powercrept in a single scenario like Flash
>>580158494Because they just need to have generalists until speed Pokke and Dia wit
Is uma musume a white-coded hobby?
>16songs bought>25% TEouch
All umas should look like this
Kita would do this
spechuds mare wife
>>580158486I'm at work......I can in 3 hours
wish budding blossom did something on mediumsits so hard to nonce squad outside of sprints/miles
>>580158661Need to see this without that blue and white top.
mihonhon bonbon
>>580158561>>580158680see y'all later then, 1h before reset for a game
>>580158604Yes.>>580158661No hags
>>580158645Lose some weight fatty
>>580158735I could probably make that work, yeah
>>580158735see you then
>>580158661>boyfaggot hagworst combo imaginable
When is the 1/2 TP again
>>580158661i really think she needs glasses it would look better
>>58015882311h from now
>>580158842>mutt>created the ugly gorilla No
HOEH, remember to pull Wonder a Qt! She's a strong dirt runner and we have lots of fun spreading the love for dirt races together.Arigatou gozaimasu
>>580158860Got it thanks
>>580158786Based taste
why is there so much half tp
>>580158943is she a front
All umas look at me like this
>>580158989pacer
>>580158943No one is pulling for the granny
>>580158943>pace dirter>G turf>these growthsgrandma pussy can't be that good
>>580158943Sorry but the only dirter I will be actively pulling is summer Hokko and that's because she shares a banner with my German wife
>>580158661post more shichi pls
>>580159135No
>>580157984falco sleeps without her ribbons, and with her hair down.
>ACKSHULLYshut the FUCK up NERD
Autumn event atmosphere is kino
>>580158718iirc wedding Nishino's ult is basically just a Triumphant Pulse so there's an avenue back into using her for longer CMs
>>580159105Loopgawds look at this mutation potential, we can make this an universal grandparent
shan't be taking a F*lcon poster seriously
Reve goes to fuck mares at the same place where his dad does it
>finish buying skills>GWO BWO ZWO YOU HAVE LE 60 SP TO SPEND GWOOOOOOOO RED INDICATOR TO REPRESENT URGENCY CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT BWO DON'T WASTE YOUR SP BE LE EFFICIENT SPEND YOUR SP RIGHT NYOOOOOOOOOOOOW>sympathy
>>580158943>>580159105Pace dirter without being as busted as XOguri and Summer Tarumae is literally asking to be raped
>>580159167pretty pls? i want to erase that inferior all-tsun-no-dere blondeshitter from existence
nobody takes whores seriously
>>580159135
>>580158786what's "boy" about tap dance city?
>>580159359Is she going to be doing the raping, or am I going to be doing the raping?
>>580159359I read that as "without being as busty"
>>580159365hngh~
RETARD AWARD RETARD AWARD RETARD AWARD RETARD AWARD RETARD AWARD RETARD AWARD RETARD AWARD RETARD AWARD RETARD AWARD
>finish a clank run>stats seem higher than usual>"Wow, UG2? This never happens in my clanking runs, can I reproduce this somehow? I'm usually barely SS">see final screen>9 races completedno....I was so excited...
ningenpyoi
>>580159365now you remember the oldest zoomers are hitting 30 next year
>>580159397she has the aura, which is also why only women like herthis game's female audience has the same taste as touhou's female audience, they only like evil bitches no men would touch
526068066975Is this a good borrow for Pace OGuri and Rice? I think Im gonna run them both + NN debuff
>>580159468check on your club bwo don't you like them
>>580159475retard
>>580156068Don't call me that! It's mature men!
>>580159536>no men would touchspeak for yourself that uma is going to let me fondle her all over unlike her bitchy name-impostor model whore
>>58015946840 races in a fan run and you recover these 45 carats, may need to do 2 fan runs but then it will be 100 carats
>>580159649Curren is an unc hunter...
>>580159575>stamina*9 + medium*6good>no straight descent / nimble / head-on on main parent, only 1 nimble hint on gpnot so goodyou better have a good pace chud parent of your own
>>580156893>Has a Yakuza driven umaverse with his OC as a part of itIncredibly strange.
>>580159336>literal who>>580159362No hag
>lets go see cows lol
Palmer>Ardan>Bright>McQueen>piss>Dober>Ryan>shit>Ramonu
me and my clubdacchis all of them because i love them equallyeven the flatlinerswer're a happy b+unch
>>580159536Evil women are insanely hot though???
>>580159739And that's a good thing. All maidens should follow her example
>>580159887literally no one likes Bright, less popular than Brian
>>580159887>t.Helios
>mejiro RMAOnu
>>580159870
>>580159784I have head on+GW parent and Rice has descent innate, will probably borrow Nishino Wit for Oguri FatIf theres max 1 front per lobby I feel like it could work, steal Angling for my paces then go zoooooom
And don't forget Samson
>>580159896Need Suzuka to hug me like that....
>>580159870>did you know? cows absolutely love her.I can only wonder why...
>>580159994>Kentuckian
Holobros...
i still can't believe those filthy city whores corrupted my innocent country bumpkin
>whale deck is literally generalists everyone will pull+a borrowed specialist cardI like this thing in the carats calculator because it shows how all of you exaggerate with the "you can only use one style" gaslight
>>580160003sounds good to go, yeah stealing angling is the strat since fronts are dead this cm again (they aren'tl, hakuraku is trash)
>>580159935we like Bright here
>>580159932>Curren>Maiden
>>580160051She WANTED to be corrupted, longed for it.
>>580160123No, and her swimsuit alt is shit
>>580159994that's my cowgirl and we're going to have 1,000,000,000,000 children
>>580160080yeah that starts to break down by the time we reach Onsen and they release a specialty card every single month
>>580160080if you want aichan you can't have still in meds at the same time unless you drop moneythey idea of planning ahead is to give f2p players whale decks tho
>>580160040Many such cases
>>580160146Wrong
>>580160131Still a maiden until she becomes a hag
>>580160080What changes where running a guts AND a power card is preferred over more speed or wit?
>>580160146>>580159935remember these posts when Bright becomes meta for the next longslop CM
>>580160242>ugly tomboy
>>580160195We know when the big squeeze will be happening.Just dont snack and you'll be fine
>>580160265It's ok to be wrong
>>580160181You guys said it would start during 2nd anni and now the big shift is reported to post-4.5 anni?>>580160195>if you want aichan you can't have still in meds That's like saying you can't pull for both Tachyon and Ramonu except Still got more free pulls and in general JP gets more carats and way more crystalsThe carats calculator exists bro we know you are gaslighting
>>580160263Fucking dilate
How are people getting 850 stam on 12 stam, bro.
#clublist i'm pretty sure 2MA・ヤヤヤ (formely umao formerly raped) isnt an uma club anymore. idk what happened but they rebranded 2 months ago and they havent been recruiting since
>>580160330The game is always shifting towards P2W bullshit it never stops, dude
>>580160256You being able to max speed with just 2 carda reliably.You getting enough stam by clicking power and power cards becoming significantly better.Getting enough wit with just 1 wit card.That leaves guts and orfe guts is the first actually good one (scenario banner next year).Basically scenario and card powercreep means you have more flex slots that arent dedicated to speed and wit than we have now.
>>580159336our satono HERO....
>>580160351if you feel like you're getting 1600 speed no matter what and you got 40%+ friendship bonus by second summer, train on stamina when there are no with rainbows on
>>580159870why is yeppers dressed like a sheep
>>580159536>she has the auraYes, the aura of an old ladyHuge auntie aura
>>580160351Event choices? Clicking on summer if LH or 2-3 cards camp sit on it? Stam tokens?
>>580160438Because I'm gonna ram her
>>580160390I literally showed you that an f2p can get the same deck as a whale after 4th anni, what are you on?
>>580160323No more boyumas
>>580159870absolutely, my cute and wholesome trad umawife
>>580160458And she's ugly
Nyes, I know that when I said guts ayabe and urara and yeppers guts were super meta, that was a dud. But trust me when I say orfevre guts will be a truly good meta guts card
My funny wife Lala
>>580160626>Orfevre's bastard kid
>>580160625Starting the gaslight a bit early, are we?Also unfortunately anyone with a bit of game knowledge can look at Orfe guts and go "damn, thats good"
>>580160609i'll gladly fuck this "ugly"
>>580160697anyone can look at Ayabe's 15RB before MANT and say "damn, that's good" I will use all my yellow stones here
>>580160810>with a paper bag to cover her face
Actually guts and power cards being dogshit wasn't Cygames' intentionIn the newer scenario you are forced to use more card types which makes them more money since they can now release a generalist for each card+specialists
>>580160843Ok Curren-chan go ahead and skip her then
New bread?
>>580160947>jobber
posting in the final /uma/ thread
>>580160985dozo>>580161035
>>580161042>>580161042>>580161042
>>580160867i want to see her "ugly" face during umapyoi times
Bravo
>>580161052>>580161065BRAVO
>>580161071But can she tap dance on my penis?
>>580161052>>580161065bravo
>>580161052>>580161065bravo retards
