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RICKEY BRICKEY
Chinese uma love.
Haughty umas like Almond Eye, Gentildonna, Halo and Orfevre need humbling.
>>580305493Rickey is the cutest dirt runner.Rickey has a real religion unlike Fuku's gypsy scam bullshit4 and fuku fucking dies
My lunch plans have been derailed so now I have 2 options between pizza and Chipotle. Which should I get?
Mambo's got a spot open for (You)! You too can be a mambro!
>>580305790Chipotle and make sure to ask for extra rice
>>580305812>You too can be a mambro!what a spooky thing to say
Cant wait for GL to be over so I never have to see Hag Hello's dumb fucking retarded whore face againYou stupid dumb bitch, you are supposed to give me tokens one out of every two trainings, not once every eight
>>580305881Mmm okay
>>580305882Nothing wrong with being a mambro
>>580305812Kill Mambo (Machitan)Kill Mambo (Bird)Kill Mambo (Club)
>>580305493LET'S GO RICKEY
Why does leddit love mant so much and shit on GL everytime?
>>580306125you dont mean that!
What's (You)r favorite racing style and why?
>>580306608creek mama..
Digitan LOVE
>>580306775I like pace chaser umas but I like end the most because end umas go nyoooooooooomxmas cap does the same as pace so I love her for that too
>>580303941Star Anise is going for Sprinter Stakes so I doubt they will send her to Shuka Sho too, probably Mile Championship after Sprinters Stakes
Trainers have rights.
>check public rooms>people are understamming and stacking on recovGL is cooked
>>580306028Had a code for free chips
Tachyon LOVE
>>580307435I told my trainee that and she just teased me..
>>580306775I originally leaned towards front and pace because I hated getting blocked but my favorite umas were all late so I ended up a late surgers player
Rice is lowkey erotic.
>>580307408Oh, short distances may suit her better, best of luck for her
I love my genius wife!Her solo song is so cute!
>>580307474Tachyon LOVE until I get tired of her annoying redditor personality and move on to her significantly hotter friends.
>>580306775Depends on my mood. Normally it's front runners because I've loved pic related for the better part of 10 years, now. But sometimes end closers just get unbelievably hyped races, like Orfe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXHtadsETOkeasily top 3 most hype races I've ever seen in keiba.
>>580307685your genius wife looks like a slutaren't you worried she's too easy to be fooled by strangers into sex ?
Uma&Co has a spot open for one trainer! Friendly, fun and accepting community! A+ comfy!
>>580307804that stranger? me, her daughter's bf
>>580307641>short distances may suit her betterI mean, when a horse wins 2 1600 meters G1s and gets raped in a 2400 meters G1 it certainly says something
>>580305812Eww
>>580307838A little too accepting...
Banchou cute
>>580307767Tachyon is super cute though?
>>580307838quota?
>>580306775late surgers are cool because they go NYOOOM the hardest
>>58030807950mil a month
>>580307631she's one of the few female villains that isn't erotic
>>580306775fronts and endfronts are doing their bestends are just really cool when they sweep through the whole pack
>>580307976nothing wrong with that >>580308079~40-45m (less if joining now of course)
>>580307876I actually thought she had it on her but goddamn watching it live was rough, not to steal merit to Pie-chan that race was amazing
>>580307876I think she should have run in a prep race for the Sprinters Stakes, but I hope she does well
>>580307804nobody has more ugly bastard aura than me
>>580308141>>580308174hmm nyo I wanna play the game not auto farm all my energy
>>580307804Well for one she doesn't look like a slut.Secondly, she's a genius. Like actually really smart and nobody would be able to fool her like that.
supiki
>>580308141I already did that, can I flatline for the rest of the month?
I have a spot open too!*spreads ass*
I love my flamboyant wife.
So I just get OYL and nimble right?
>>580308413Let me put this inside real quick
>>580308456Your From the Brink? Pump? MPB?
>>580307838is this the one where they erp in club chat?
>>580308643wanna join in?
Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678OFFER ENDS SOON
>>580308710hmm… i’d feel bad if i ditched my club now…
>>580308714>OFFER ENDS SOON"out of stock due to HIGH DEMAND" looking ass
https://files.catbox.moe/5bo9ge.jpgfinally found someone who's actually horny over Haru Urara
hi
>clubs still looking 7 days inGlobal EOS soon
>>580308643only if you want to
>>580308873hey
lynch all 1988 gen uma posters.
>>580309000idk what to do
Didnt get a single mood down event last run. But I guess it's bound to happen when you get a y1 fast learner
>>580309097you can stop or
Damn. I might have diabetes
>>580309278oguri....
>>580307776holy shit what a run
>>580306775Late because they only had accel kino for the longest time.
I have 40 million fans this month already.Should I leave my comfy B+ club and upgrade to A?
>>580309265meant as in like recreational activity...but this'll do too
>>580309403yeppers, join uma&co
rice shower is an evil succubus
>>580309403for sure, fuck them leeches
>>580309097Fap to hors yuri.
https://jiggie.fun/2pHgQghttps://jiggie.fun/2pHgQg
>>580309569
>>580305493Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>580309403kill the flattie dancho
>>580309781Only if you promise to get to A+
>>580309278Mcqueen...
>>580309428a kiss and a nap sounds good as a recreational activity
>>580309403join mambo
>>580306775Runaways are the funniest. I love the idea of winning the entire way through or jobbing. Nothing left to chance, all or nothing.https://youtu.be/N-fUP3ghLgA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>580309679FAT FUCK more like FLAT FUCK
>>580309278teiobro...
>all this yurishit and erp in the threadbut god forbit there's umama name attached to it
Her heart can measure the volume of the wind
>>580309974it does...would lay all day if I could have that.
>>580309828Make the change you want to see
>>580310371watch thisiya~ my tight little bussy is aching to be fucked todaycum, anons, cum inside me onegai~>t. not umama
>>580310080What a good horsie. She just ran and ran until she won.
>>580309828Somewhere in upcoming years we will reach A+
How many GL runs did you glue today?
>>5803107200 still parent farming
>>580310547Bro I can't carry an entire club by myself.>>580310667Hmmm..I dunno....
>>580309781HAYTHERE WILL STAYTHERE IN B+ IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE LEECHES DANCHUD
>>5803107203. One of them was a fast learner + med S run too but it was all fucked, I made sure not to post here to avoid jinx too. I'm tired
>barraged by mood down events>horrendous song rng>terrible rainbow rng>chains didnt even bother finishingYep, just your average fast learner run
Who should I save for next?
>>580310508yet we can't have that, not here or now. a kiss to you and until the next one
why did she do it?
Threadly reminder to do your legend races
>>580311052Zoomers never stood a chance.
>>580310720none. i always made it a challenge to salvage a run as best as i can just to spite the rng up until the first week of mant, where the sheer length of the scenario was just too much
>>580310923Any particular reason you're using the scot?
>>5803107203, I dont even know why I kept going in the other 2 since medium S didnt trigger but I guess I wanted to get some fans
>>580307776DID SOMEBODY SAY LEGENDARY END RUNS?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC9fJn8MsVw
>>580311301ZRR? For her gold recovery and guaranteed right handed
>>580311256
>>580310720if you make me think about glued runs I'll end up crying at least 10
>>580311393Neat idea, if I had enough Stam sparks I'd use her on my eishin
raisu good uma
>>580305493Just lost to this>UF4 pwr with 0 power cardsWtf are power cards a meme?
>>580311587geee, umayon, john cygames lets you have FOUR songs????
'zensky
>>580311623>speedlet>witlet>powmaxPOW WAS ALWAYS GOOD SPEED AND WIT ARE GASLIGHT STATS AAAH
>>580311623In more confused on how they got that much stamina
>>580310865We don't have that many leeches, most anons do more than one 1mil run per day.. New guys are kinda lacking but I'll give them more time before kicking them.
>>580311528Yeah I'm running 17 stam sparks, though that's really cutting it close. Still have to prioritize it on every career choice and when buying stats in the song shop. And as you can tell 3 gacha speed SSRs still wont guarantee you anything close to speed cap
>>580311765>>580311623Yae was bugged when Independent training came out
>>580310969*mwah*alrightyyy
>>580311623That uma was made with a clanker bug lmao (already patched)
>405 affinity>0 medium S triggers in five runs>50% chance of medium S per inspirationAre these numbers in chrono genesis real anons? did I just get unlucky?
>>580311801I borrow Smaru myself for speed, but I'm a staminalet so I have to use my Creek and sack a wit card.
>>580311893You are unlucky but it also depends on the other parent as well, do their races match too?
>>580311893put it into the affinity calculator with your other one and switch between career and inspiration a couple times to check again
>>580312003SMaru would obviously be better yeah in terms of stats (the lack of power bonus on ZRR blows)
>>580311893Per career but yeahCould also be a bad seed day
>>580306775END END END GO!I’m getting festa next week and making her end btw
Its her!
>>580312182Sexo with the winner
>>580312328>it's her
>>580312070>>580312076>>580312121I added my parent properly this time with the ID thing and the chances... went up by 1%... what a day huh
>>580312328f-fuck
finally a good raisu
>>580312450and with my own legacy it went up to 60% aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
also only sexo umas in that card
>>580312557Toa...
>bf still asleep
>>580312328Asians and their sensed auras... OOOOHH I CAN FEEL A POWERFUL KILLING INTENT!!!! WHAT IS THIS??? THIS BOY IS NOTHING LIKE WHEN I MET HIM LAST! HAS HE DISCOVERED THE STRENGTH WITHIN HIMSELF??!?!??!?
aura farming battle
>>580312761Curren would have more than 1 bf
Golshi has 564 boyfriends but they are all different kinds of lobster
>>580312762>you now remember that Narita Brian canonically shouts BEAST MODE three quarters of the way through the Tenno Sho before accelerating to the lead
>>580312762Yeah!
Thoughts?
>>580313071I haven't run her career yet so I didn't know... that sounds kinda cute though
>localizers didn't call golshi's skill 567 escapades
>>580313118baby
>>580311369>easily 20 lengths behind the leads>nah, I'd winholy fuck, Golshi..........
>>580313118Creeku is rapidly approaching
>>580313260It would have made perfect sense, as well, to rename the character Chicken Jockey, since English speakers do not normally know what a gold ship is
>>580313398I too, threw popcorn in the theatre during that trend
>>580313197I thought that was Buena VistaWhy the jockey has the same color?
>>580313486>throwing overpriced popcorn awaydo burgers really
>>580312967this is true, i'm one of them and i'm a nephropsis perexigua
>>580313581Free refills gwochabwo
>>580313572Both owned by Sunday Racing
>>580312735brown sexo....
>>580313118I like her dancing with Daiwa.
>>580313581they did, at least when I was a kid. I'd loot the trash cans outside each theater when I'd go to the movies with my family, and got tons of free popcorn. My mom said I was disgusting, but I figured>not likely to see a movie when you're sick>it's free popcorn so yumnever got sick from it, btw, and always had tasty snacks for the rare times we went to the theater. Tama-chan would approve.
>>580313867hobomaxxing as a kid holy based
>>580313071I would shit my pants if I was an uma musume and heard Narita Brian shouting Kaibutsu or whatever it is behind me
Good night friends!!
>>580313071She’s so FUCKING cool
sirdon't throw the popcorn aroundsiiiiiir we have to clean afterwardssiiiiiiiiiir
>>580314052Good night weirdo!
>>580314052Sleep tight babydachi
its nice to be wanted
>>580314302I've been waiting until the 2 guys that somehow use my unity borrow stop giving me 100 crowns a day so I can update my borrow with any of my affinitymaxxed parents but so long as they are happy with that I gues I can't
>>580314196Tosen Jordan doesn’t know how to form a coherent sentence
>>580313990>be 19 at the airport going home for Christmas break>delayed flight 5 hrs>hungry>man comes into gate waiting area with fresh Reuben sandwich he bought from the sandwich shop I can see from here>takes a bite, looks at it, wraps it up and dumps it in the trash>think for 5 seconds before seizing it and devouring>hear "Mommy what's he DOING? from next to me>5yo kid is staring in wonder at the hobo goblin next to him>mom is staring too, but in disgust, not wonder>grabs kid and puts him on the other side of her>farther away from me>I regret nothingbeing economical is important, as tamamo cross knows.
>>580313336>>580311369It was more impressive for the power in cutting across the wet turf while accelerating, you can really see how hard the inside was on lead horse.Another end run, Arima Kinen 2012.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stxE99MCzJo
>>580314302I know what you mean
>>580314579she's literally meexcept cute and less retarded and umamusume and pretty
Would Jordan offer blowies in exchange for burgers
>>580311369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv8x9x5A49shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud_XPH6Eix4
>tama raided the airport trash bins for food again
boys...
>>580314671Please be in TamaLove
>>580314701it's just bonkers how he could just........decide to win. That 2012 Arima Kinen? You can tell the jockey wasn't expecting that accel, look at 2:18, how the sudden acceleration throws the jockey back on his seat from the 2-point position, and Golshi just monstrously accelerates, as if the others are practically standing still. what an absolute legend
>>580314957fingerblasting teio until she pees herself
>>580314728I mean maybe I can see her giving you a burger to let her suck your cock but I'd let her for free
>>580307408>>580307876>wins Juvenile Fillies and Oka Sho>attempts the Sprinters Stakes after jobbing Oaks
>>580314942>oguri told tama there's food in the trash bin she hid a pipebomb
>don't want to play>start a fan run for ol' danchud>before the run begins it shows me the deck>it was my clanker deckfucking hell I'm not restarting a fan run
ROGAH! Strong-chief MAMBO (379642070) call for ONE ooga-booga-brother for big bone crushing tribe!Beat chest! join fast. Give stone with secret number to or sign on club cave!
>>580314701TSUYOOOOOOOI
>>580312328m-masaka.. it cant be... not her....*turns around*Symboli Kris S..??? *Gulps*
>>580316089
>>580316089biggu
Ohh, I finally got the event that spontaneously cures Fatty Metabolism. That's fun.
>>580316153>*thunder sound*hehomoshiroi...
>>580316264fvaaaaaaaaaaaaark
>>580316228it feels a bit more common these days. usually i can get it off in about 2-3 turns, sometimes it's the next training immediately.
>>580315935Sometimes I wonder, if you are actually a mambro or just do it for the love of the game
>>580316089>named Samson Big>is one of the smallest characters in the castBravo Kojima
>>580316228I liked it in MANT because fat fuck syndrome is cured racingI MISS MANT
Guess it's time to lock in
Kris S is super cool though...
>>580316478>fat fuck syndrome is cured racingno it wasn'tunless you meant with shop items
>>580316369isn't it more fun to not know for sure
>>580316531wahey
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/YEimGu>https://jiggie.fun/YEimGuhttps://jiggie.fun/YEimGu>https://jiggie.fun/YEimGuhttps://jiggie.fun/YEimGu
>>580312328
>>580316521Your chains will not finish
>>580316531
>>580316582what was cured by racing then? slacker? I forgot...
how much acceleration vs mid race velocity do late surgers need? how much accel is too much compared to what should be spent on speed skills?
>>580316559She is super cool. She just also makes my dick hard
>>580316997racing doesn't cure any bad conditions
>before GL20% speed umas are the comfiest to train>GL20% stam umas are the comfiest to train
>>580316264dios mio... aura monster...
>>580317286No they aren't, 20% speed umas are still peak comfy cuz I can run 2 speed cards and cap anyways.
>>580316997IIRC racing didn't cure any condition at allyou could get rid of slacker by doing extra training (-5 energy) or by training with Otonashi sometimesnot sure if the unique skill level up in April also cured it
>>580316531>"THIS IS CAN OF CAMPBELL'S SUCKS"god I love Helios so much hope she spooks me when I spark CB.
>>580315935Good post
is camping dober better than normal dober for inheritance this CM?
I think physical abuse is treated as a joke whenever El is victim of it....
>>580317459No.I try to get both though.
>>580316307>>580317291...
>>580317073Track has a long stretches before and after accel zone where you can gain lengthsDueling is strongIt depends a lot on who you are playing and what you are doing
I loaded up the game for the first time and it's stuck like this every time. Do I have to check game files?
>>580317425>when I spark CB.BASED
>>580315935winig ticket
>>580317073My rule of thumb is +1.0 accel (excl. nimble navigator), then speed, then any decent gamble accel left. I'm aiming for OYL, take the chance, Ryan + Dober inherits, potentially dropping Ryan if I get good speed skills
>>580317505Physical abuse against umas IS a joke anon
>>580317569if I saw this creature I would turn and run, how could one train something that has such murderous intent. you could faint from the aura alone.
>>580317650How many times do I have to tell you to not post CB propaganda? People here are strugging resisting it
Leave Doto to me.
these are the numbers required DAILY in your clubs respective bracket to not be considered a filthy leechSS 13,5mS+ 10mS 7.5mA+ 3,33mA 2mB+ 650kSurely you aren't one of them, anon?
>>580317412>>580317248what the f am I going retarded I could've swear you could cure at least one of these two by training and I'm positive it was slow metabolism are my sweet mant memories fake
>Spe's grandson>4 wins / 118 startsgrim
>>580317496Stop liking older women
>>580317650How many times do I have to tell you to post more CB propaganda? People here are strugging resisting it
>>580318148Slacker could be cured by Etsuko
>>580318192Biwa is NOT a hag!
>>580318062half of tamalove is below that and we love each other (no homo)so no fuck off
>>580318232by training I mean racing I'm indeed having a retarded episode
>>580318148training, yes. racing, no.
>>580305493Rickey is so cute, bros...
Alright here I go.
>>580318062based and real>>580318282t. filthy leech
>>580318182>118 startsExploited and enslavedDon't they know the darned consecutive races are bad for stats and mood!?
>>580318346you can do it newcutie
>>580317569THE SUPER STRONG S
>>580318008>>580318210
>>580318346Have fun new friend.
>>580318282Most TamaLove members are above the 650 fan quota needed for a B+ club tho
>>580318282>tfw no longer a top earner due to run reset addictionIf danchou hated me I would understand
Oh, it's an SLG. I've played plenty of hentai games just like this.
>>580318346Welcome to Gehenna, rook.
>>580318062None of the A+ clubs are asking for 3.33
>>580318447I thought they said ビール at first.
>>580318483It's ok, I wasn't doing a lot last month but am now
>>580318659Light Hello-san...
Is there a way to have my girl wear gym uniform as well? It feels awkward for her to stand out so much.
>>580310351aaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee
>>580318447rice VILLAIN
Anything I'm missing as a late-tard? This is excluding crystals I am expecting to need to double MLB Duramente + Satono Wit for example
>>580318396
>>580318787I'M FINE
>>580318829yes, it's in the settings somewhere (no racewear for non-G1 races)
>>580318829Options>Career>Trackwear in non G1
>>580318928I owe you umapyoi
>>580318829Yes in options you can turn on trackware for non g1 races
women can kill their husband or children and get away with it
>>580318876Tamamo or Kris S
>>580318876Are you a creeklet? or why are you sparking soe?
>>580318272How old is Biwa?
>recycling old dramaYou can tell he's schizo and unemployed
I don't particularly like anyone in this list. Do I just pick whatever?
>>580319317if you don't mind anyone, pick oguri cap she's the easiest uma to play and one of the strongest
>>580319317Pick one you don't have so you can get more carats.
>>580319317Hold it, if you are unsure. Favorites will become clearer
>>580318062>be me>consistently reach S+/S amount of fans>stuck in A+/A because danchou is too much of a pussy to kick the leeches.I'm tired boss.
>>580319317>he doesn't like Rice, Rudolf or SpeFUCK you
>>580319274Yeah, no Creek>>580319251I am considering sparking this Tamamo banner but I am unsure if I can afford it. I dont fully trust the carat calculator's monthly gains yetWill just get her with the 2 anni selector otherwise
>>580319317Pick Oguri Cap (as in peak). You shan't regret it.
>>580319317Special Week, Taiki Shuttle, and Oguri Cap are the best picks because their unique skills have value when passed down. Oguri cap is good for parents in general too.
>>580319317You can always watch season 1 of the anime if you want
>>580319317Oguri Cap is the best character in the gamejust trust me on thist. picked mcqueen and had to buy oguri
Dancho, snipe the newcutie.Now.
>>580319453if you care about that just quit your club
>>580319317It's easy enough to get recommendations for an 'on-meta' pick, but so much of the enjoyment of this game comes from liking your trainees that it can make more sense to wait until you get to know the cast a bit better.
>>580318601they should thougheverI posted it because of the delusional notions some people had about "deserving" S a couple threads ago80% of A+ members in this thread don't even deserve being there and are getting carried by a handful of chads like the Dacchis danchou
>>580319464You gonna end up with 2 brick stam cards on 200 pulls only. Skip SoE, put those 200 on Shakur. You can borrow a stam card, since you roll on the scenario banners
Oh this is Mizuhasu, that makes her instantly the best girl.
>>58031966950% of S club members are not hitting your retarded quota either
>>580319453>why is the A/A+ club I joined stuck in A/A+???Have you ever considered joining an S club if you want one, retard
>>580319453/uma/ club was recruiting for days bwopipi
>>580319569I picked Oguri & if I could go back in time I'd pick Rice
Man these girls are so thirsty right off the bat. Was hoping for a bit more of a slow buildup.
why is air shakur such a bitch?
>>580320058Thats the number 1 rapist for ya.
>>580320058You've seen nothing
>>580319304projection
>>580319918>I prefer a dumb evil villain over CAP AS IN PEAKfaggot
>>580320058Adolescent hormones are very powerful.But also, you're a catch, right?
>>580320149I want to bite her lips softly and press my teeth on them until they bleed a bit
>want to run late>you need OYL FTB pump MFPB nsm gold recovery 1400/850/1200/500/1200 medS fall runner right handed firm conditions and light hello
>loaded up the wrong scenario and used the wrong deck award
>>580320270I want to do that to you except instead of softly I bite them hard
i remember redeeming teio from the 3* freebie when i just started the game because i thought s2 was cool
>>580319840hence /uma/ club is struggling to maintain S, if not for the handful of people that absolutely spam runsit's also not "my retarded quota" it's just the reality of the situationThis is what it looked like just in July just before auto released btw (which was already painfully inflated from the top 30 clubs just clanking)SS 5.7mS+ 4mS 2.7mA+ 1.5mA 1mB+ 500kB 350kC+ 233kAs you can see, S got more competitive than any other bracket
>>580320331I do that on half of my autoruns. It's maddening.
>>580319453Me when I LARP
>>580319781I had planned to use 2 crystals alongside the 200 pulls on Shakur for a 45% chance to mlb and play my chances but you're right that I can just borrow a stam card. At worst I can use one of the welfare stam cards by then
I'm getting sleepier...
>>580320343That's asking to get bitten back on your lips, cheek, neck, shoulders
The sauce! no Ketchupnone!just sauce! saucy Raw SauceAh! Yo! Boom!Ahthe ting goesWUB WUB WUB WUBpah! Kaka boomWUB WUB WUB WUB WUBah!WUB WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB
>>580320403>because i thought s2 was coolIt was!r-right?
>>580318876youre tamachud power??? the single best power card for backliners?
>>580320142I wouldn't stop pumping cum into this horse.
>>580318008It's a true test. Is CB wholesome enough, free-spirited enough, incredible enough, to break down (You)r barriers even when you're not maining ends? You could be (like me) a frontfag, but it doesn't matter, because CB. She is worth it, she just bursts onto the scene and steals (You)r heart, because she's just that good. Look at this entrance, and tell me there's a better introduction of an uma who becomes your trainee who becomes your wife. CB is unparallelled.
>>580320494You should plan at least 400 rolls for a card in a usable state. I also gonna roll 200 on cafe wit, but I plan on using selectors to get her up to speed.
>>580320515Mambwos...
>>580320436The worst feeling for me is starting an auto before bed and forgetting if I set a schedule...
>>580320515mambro...
>>580320430/Uma/Club danchou has been trying to teach people basic math with his quota here for months and some people still don't understand how it works. You're wasting your breath trying to teach these retards
>>580320604this is what that anon meant when he said having club drama be bannable on sight would increase the quality of the thread
>>580320716STOOPPPPPPPMY HEART CANT TAKE THIS
CheeBee Love
>>580320604Good post
>>580320628forgot to add it to the calc, thanks400 on that pull>>580320731I heard that card was just a bonus for whales, is that not true?
>>580319317either pick someone meta like Oguri or Taiki, or wait until you learn more about the umas and develop your favorite.
>>580320921it amazes me how the idea of a fan run makes some anon shriek in agony as if they are being stolen of their souls by doing something for the club as a whole
>>580320959No it wouldn't shut up
>>580320921>Quota that he does not hit himself for months
>>580320739She's already gone, you have to let her go...
>>580321093>some anonMore like half of every A+ /uma/ club anons
>>580321054Cafe wit is a borrow for most people yeah. I'll also be pulling but thats because she's a valid selector ticket for the 2.5th anni so I can roll 200 times and then get her 3lb+ which means I can borrow SoE for eample for longs for my late surgers, since otherwise Cafe would be locking down your long borrow slot.I also have a stash of like 170k so I can afford it, most people will and should skip her.
>>580321114That's why we call it /jew/ club :^)
Guess I'm building Mayano for this CM. 20% stam is easier to work with for 3 speed 2 wit. Just need a better run.
>>580321114the real quota is always 1 fan more than your danchou, if he complains he can go fuck himself
https://x.com/Nov1527_/status/2097290555969712394
>>580321273full stam sparks?did you click stam at all?
The uma I was borrowing got replaced award
>>580320716>>580321000
>>580321310How does that work for autis/uma/?
>>580320149She's a sweetheart, but had to toughen up to survive living with this demon
>>580321054Its a better card thats gives claw forward, that one goated long late skill from kris s stam (kris power later). I wont roll for Kris cards, since I cant use ehm on Kris herself. I planned for the card to give me more breathing room and at some point you gotta go for the specialist cards, if you go balls deep into a style, you know.
>>580321517it's a humiliation ritual, they can't do as much as their danchou? oh no no no bunch of leeches sucking off from such a nice guy
>>580321093if I can't contribute enough fans by parent clanking (60-90M fans per month) I'll drop my club level until that's acceptable. I'm not going to no-life the game by spending any carats on runs, period. And to get 200M+ fans per month, you have to spend carats on fan runs. Fuck that. Fan runs do not make good parents, so it doesn't strengthen your account at all. >you don't deserve A+ club, thenmaybe not, but 3M/day is about the most I can do.
>>580321114yet I doubt anybody inside the club actually caredhe has that lovable autist rizz
>>58032144214* stam, nothing crazy.Yeah, if the TE cards line up there.
>>580320184Rice Shower is a HERO
>>580321694I wish everyone @ club made 3M a day
>>580321453cute, pretty, sexy, hot, beautiful, all in one playful, free-hearted uma. She's too perfect
>>580321694How often do people have to tell you retards that fan runs are carat positive
I come here as a shameless beggar, does anyone have scans of this "ウマ娘 プリティーダービー 5th アニバーサリーブック" (Uma Musume Pretty Derby 5th Anniversary Book)It's just photos from the VAs but I like them so I thought I'd take a look
>>580320586That too is a part of my plan. That way I can squeeze and grope you as hard as possible and blame it on the fact that you're biting me
People check their phone every time they get pinged for a Xeet or Umastagram notification but are surprised that people can output a loop auto once an hour
There's so many events where I go on dates with humans. Is the game trying to steer me away from lewding the horses?
>>580321881
>>580321754lol
>>580321832that 3M/day is 5 careers at ~600k fans, and that's only when I'm running parents. I did 2 weeks of ace training last CM, and was getting 250k/career max, my fan rate tankedbehavior like that is probably why my danchou is quitting
>>580321883No they aren't.
Don't look at the club fan counts
>>580321971In that scenario you work together with a ningen woman. The current scenario has an uma cake
>>580321694please join my club
>>580321971lmaooo dis nigga's name is ONII-CHAN
>>580322058>but the coin landed on tails 5 times in a row how is it 50/50??????
>>580321883>how often do I have to lie until you believe it
>>580321971yes it is. It is also very, very unsuccessful in doing so.
You owe me smoochies.
MACHITAN IMPREGNATION SEX
>>580322184I'm THIS close of making her my sub-wife...
>>580322256hey
>>580322256I gave you one yesterday and I've yet to see the money
>>580322184It is too early to start the Tap Dance propaganda.
>>580322264I'd ei ei mun her too
>>580321883>2% chance to get 5 or 10 carats for winning a race>fan runs usually have 40-45 racesyeah.....that's not consistently carat positiveand even if it were, refer to >I will not spend carats refilling TP.
How the hell can Torena even resist a school full of beautiful (except ryan) girls in heat
>>580322352>Shit!You just know SHE won't let this one pass
>>580322237That's not fair.
>>580322379What's stopping you?
>>580322460he can't resist
>>580321832>>580322051I plan to reformat my current club to do this. We'll be purging about 15 members so if there's huge interest to have a collective that gets 3M and no stress on the target rank I'll purge all next month.Otherwise I'll follow what another anon said to do, a slow purge over a few months.
Quotas are almost certainly going to start being necessary in A+ or higher clubsIf you are not willing to queue an auto run at least every couple of hours, there is a club full of others that will beYou have to decide whether you want to be a chill club or an A+ clubWhen a fan run takes 30 seconds, you can no longer be both
>>580321991
i'm being mogged by my own independent training because it's starting to make consistent UG that i can't do, how do i cope?
>tfw can track the newcutie by his screenshot resolutionthis'll be fun
>>580322421it's 5% not 2%
>>580322579PLEASE BE MAMBODANCHOU
>>580322579Autistamambwo...
>>580322587Anons still haven't understood chill is now B
>>580322653Run more races, loopa harderIf you cannot taste 17.5k every run you are not affinitymaxxing hard enough
>CM is next weekhuh? that can't be right. where did the time go?
>>580322653lol same.
>>580322698if true, slightly better. Not really consistently carat positive, though, just fairly cheap. And it doesn't really change my argument.
>>580322869stop lying
>>580322583WE ARE XOGGY KIRKWE CARRY THE FLAMEWE FIGHT FOR THE CARRATSWE'LL HONOR ISRAELS NAME
>>580322869The 19th
>>580322984Isn't that when it opens and the real cm starts 3 days later?
>>580322579I'm not in your club, but assuming you're danchou, are you sure that's wise? Going to 15/30 when A+ clubs are struggling to recruit anyone seems like a great way to instakill your club>t.not a danchou, only contributes 70M+ to fancount monthly
can you guys stop acting like faggots?it's a bit annoying
>>580322583whose face is that supposed to be over oguri's? also why is nature there
anyone else want to brutally fuck nishino flower against a wall
>>580323105You start whiny troon
Is she an uma?
>>580323105I'd rather talk about actual game stuff than post softcore porn talking about masturbating to anime girls.
>>580323068Yessir so 2 weeks
>>580323086It's simple, we merge TamaLove and Autis/uma/ to create a next generation club called AutisTama
>>580323086That's why when I posted this issue a few threads ago they said purge like 3.But it seems there are a few anons who just want their members to equally contribute. Which is what I want too.
>>580322939It is objectively carat positive in the long term if you win more than 40 races in a career anon. It is the most basic of Math.The only downside is that you can only get 100 carats a day so on average you will only be able to do 9-10 autos a day before you run out
>>580323228...
>>580323228Hey hey hey, buddy, calm down, keep your voice low when you ask questions like that
>>580323186ME ME ME ME
>>580322649
>>580323228>tazuna ssrdid you do account rerolls?
My club doesn't deserve me, good club that doesn't just randomly flatline and joke about dropping a rank?
>>580323228N-No...
>open up game to see results of auto run>no career is done>I forgot to start it up
>>580323383never seen those slick threads, etrian odyssey lookin ass horse
One day I'll stop forgetting to do these in a timely manner.One day.
wahey
>>580323228
Question for Xog Inheritance. Is it better to foregoe parent accels in favor of more mid and lategame skills like TP and Barcarole?
>>580323459I did not, and have not done any gacha.
>>580323512it's a fancy festival outfit is why, worn for special occasions. just like rudolf and city during the last autumn festival event.
>>580323228she's my wife
>>580323584did it say friendship increased or didn't go up at the end?
>>580323515If you don't use them till after the event ends they get automatically used and the rewards will show up in your gift box
ASS Wonder
>>580323685bullfuckingshit
>>580323581Do you have good Groundwork loops? Then secondary accels might not be as necessary
>>580323667My cards are on the right. I just pressed auto.
>>580323685Where's your oguri
>>580323491early dementia must suck
do you guys think recruitment will be easier with the new scenario bringing in people or is shit gonna be fucked until L'Arc
>>580323602its the perfect look for tama.
>>580322460>resisthuh?
>>580323846Uma will never be as straight as this...
You can run 4.8 runs a day without spending carats or drinks.Let's say you do half parent runs and half ace runs.Each parent run is between 500k-700k fans per run depending on deck and dirt G1s.Ace runs give between 200k and 350k depending on the uma, let's say 200k per ace run if you're making a Bakushin ace. At minimum, you should be making 1.68 million fans per day, which means 50 million fans per month at minimum.
>>580323581I'm doing Dober/NYO. Ryan feels kind of bad with how clogged things can get with debuffers.
lol
So I kinda managed to get some footing but I need some tips.I've been running the career manually and some with the auto but I keep getting A's and A+'s rank vets. I'm guessing that other careers are better than ura for that but I'm guessing parenting plays a bigger role as well. The problem is that I have no clue where the fuck do I start with that. Also I'm not sure if I should be running the same cards or the time or swap them around for skills based on the distance/style the uma I'm training excels at
i hate this fucking horse so much
>>580323751>>580323792You can test it out yourself, just keep 10 roulette chips unused and you'll get the reward in your gift box
>>580323946Or you can do 1 fan run and get 1 million and use the rest on parent/ace runs.But also just use your fucking carats for an extra run a day, losing out on 10 isn't going to kill you.
>>580323772Auto suggesting Tazuna borrow is kind of funny. Just enjoy the game for now but know there's a lot of autism for you to discover when it's time.
is anyone training the chud for the CM? are you using a stam/power card? I find myself overstaming if I use creek but not enough if I try my 1LB rice or another power card
>>580323824Kill yourself
>>580324080No, she fucking sucks dick
>>580323986that new ardan card at MLB will be good for auto
>>580323986Sort by Uncap level
>>580323357>equally contributeI think that's a fantasy. I earn towards the bottom of my club's quota (60M), but some anons make 350M+, almost six times my fancount. It's bonkers how much some guys like doing fan runs. The best you can hope for is to make the quota 60-90M if you want to comfily stay in A+ range. Pretty sure everyone has to hit 175M+ monthly for S, or close to that.
>>580324048Nope, any unused tokens get converted to monies. I know because I let 5k tokens go before.
>>580324103visit your doctor for a check up bwo
>>580324048I will dox and kill you if you lied to me>>580324204Time to dox
>>580324204my gaslight....
>>580324278
>>580323365>It is objectively carat positive in the long term if you win more than 40 races in a career anon. It is the most basic of Math.barely. On average, 5 or 10 carats (don't know the RNG here) every 20 wins = 10-30 carats per career on average of 45 won races, so at best it seems carat neutral.
Damn, how is she running with that getup?
>>580324176Illness
>>580324172Anything else with high uncap is just Rs and Eishin Flash SR at 2LB
Is unity better for aces than grand live?
Are the clubs in the OP up to date? My cool down is up in 2 hours and I just need a b+ club or something for the carats. I typically do 2 or 3 autos per day.
>>580324341all the fancy racing outfits are actually just holograms over the standard trackware
>>580324431Unity is easier, but GL makes stronger aces if you can handle the lack of stamina and power
>>580324431shhhhhh
>>580323420
>>580324431If by better you mean worse then totally
>>580324238You are beneath contempt
>>580324508
>>580324478join mambo!
>>580324485Don't lie to the newbab
I already reached this month's quota, so sorry danchud but I'm going on vacation, see you in 20 days and I am certain I still will be a top 10 earner by then
>>580324431only if you use 18 speed sparks to pump the cap to 1450 and get 2 double circle speed greens, sure
>>580324534I'm amazed you remembered how to quote and what those words mean
>>580324556I tried yesterday and I'm on cool down cause I didn't notice it was a random club and not /uma/ -_-
is red teio or blue teio better?
>>580323986Get the Ardan Speed welfare card ASAPGet the Suzuka Speed welfare card ASAPthose will help a lot, you desperately need speed cards, if that truly is your deck.
>>580324339Getting an extra chunk of 450 carats at the end of the month makes it carat positive
>>580324341It's a mysteryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh3FU5NoCzQ
>>580324534I just hope you don't forget my suggestion later on...
>>580324478If you can hit around 40m per month then you can join Uma&Co, we're comfy A+ every month
>>580324339You can get close to 50, this is the run I just finished. Even if it's just carat neutral, which it isn't, without doing fan run you're gonna end up in an A club and lose out on 450 extra carats each month unless your danchou lets you leech
>>580324431*runs naturally 10% faster than you*heh, nothing personnell
>A+ clubs jumping on the newfriend like a pack of birds of prey
Oh so this is the parent thing that I've seen people talk about.
>>580324959>implying thats a real newfren and not someone trying to bait them with a joke id for the 147381810th time
>>580323982>using juicyai
>>580324371>everyone looks to be hitting ~200M>sweats are hitting ~400M>this one nigga hitting 600M+what the actual fuck, how? genuinely how? >13 careers at 1.5M fans/career minimum, every day for 30 daysgoddamn
>>580305812how is mambo still not full bwos...
>>580324673Benzo...
>>580325091botting
https://x.com/Nebooler/status/2097326476890702131so true
>>580324080Try Amazon pwr SR
>>580324673the mambo ID in the club list is correct THO
>>580324535time for marriage
I have no good cards to make a deck for my ace I give up on GL
>>580325162I like it when someone posts the "COPA" which I assume is from this same artist
>>580325178I recognize that name, #1 TT guy, right? maybe got tired of the cheating there but I'm probably wrong
>>580325265Personally I prefer it when they post Meisho Dotō beating Shakur with a bat but yeah lickey's cool too
>>580325178>last post is about losing to a hoggerI don't blame him.
>>580325257so trueeeeeeeeeeee
>>580324840everyone hitting 3M+/day is enough for A+, and you can reach that without spending carats on fan runs easily. Hell, you can reach it just clanking parents.
>>580324026to the tasty-as-glue factory.
TSUKAME IMA WO KAETAI NARAEGAITA YUME WO MIRAI NI KAKAGEOSORENAIDE IDOME
>>580325173This. Since auto released people seem to have forgotten that it's still possible to bot 10min fan runs the whole day if you want to.
>>580324738>replying twice...
>>580325517BUT I DONT WANT TO
*coughs blood*W-Why are you so hard to train Yukino Yeppers Bijin...
The real spirit of Mambo. Danchoo has Mambo as pfp
>>580325376Toreina and CB sitting in a treeKay-Eye-Ess-Ess-Eye-En-GeeFirst comes loveThen comes marriageThen comes baby in a baby carriage
>>580325523>becoming a schizo toooh no...
so whats the verdick on solid strike?
>>580325173>>580325517Yeah, the in-game botting, 20M a day is totally doable if you're an autistic jobless retard that spams on refreshReal botting with external software looks more like picrel
>>580319460good taste anon
>>580325523But I only replied once...Senile and schizophrenic? That'd be sad anon...
Silence Suzuka looks very aerodynamic.
boysex
>>580325481She lost the sleeves and 70% of her sex appeal
>>580325684Great if it hits the 1 in 6 chance to become Christmas Oguri-lite. Otherwise, it's just a good midrace speed boost, you still want to hope you get Straight/Determined Descent for consistency.
BasicallySS - Perma fan run botsS+ - Carat refreshes and fan runs are fairly common, be prepared to set a timer and clank out MarusS - Auto in the background with consistent carat refreshes, but can just loopaA + - Loop out your borrows and do a run or two, would still have to carat refresh unless playing throughout the dayA - Maybe just do your borrows, might have to refresh once or twice simply due to timeB + and below - natural TP is enough, no need to worry really as long as you just play out your runs
>>580325481Dia Sex
Ok even as a first timer I can tell that I fucked up here.
>>580325379If you loop everyday you can get it but your Ace run days will fuck you, especially if you quit runs after a failed training or shit inspiration
>>580324959he'd have done the same...
>>580325684oguri wit is now the best card in the game, finemo and cb wish they were that goodsolid strike is good too
>>580326086I do get the urge to press that disband button for fun
Does anyone have Bright's wei desuwa webm?
>>580326025I made that amount last month, won plat in Libra, and didn't do a single fan run or spend any carats doing it (did burn a few TP pots, though)so it's doable if you're fairly serious about playing.
>>580326019its ok, you can manage your energy better the more you play
>>580326208mambro...
>>580323842it's straight downhill from here brochaco
>>580326086mambo has so much OC in this thread its pretty hilarious
>>580326208I've read the same thing tons of times, everybody is a pussy and never press the buttonStop being an attentionwhore
>>580325897Then why do I find her pretty hands and delicate fingers so hot?
How much stam for pace?
>>580326251The game recommended me to go to a race right before the vacation.
>>580326375850+gold
>>580326336no nigger
>>580323842there's no recovery after auto
>>580307838I will never betray my club, I'll keep looping here
>>580325715Oh absolutely, all top clubs are 100% botting. I just have my suspicions about anyone trying to pass as a legit "unemployed neet" player.
>>580326375900 + 1 gold lest the Naties get ye
>>580323842>new scenario bringing in peopleroru
>>580326232But last month was half TP
>>580326091it's a sidegrade/slight upgrade to Finemoaner, only roll if you're a whale, borrow that shit.
>>580325660running out of (easy to find) images in my folder, as I'm a lazy bastard and busy.>>580325893SO TRUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE
>>580326340nta but I was never a fan of the sleeves. I much prefer her alt, I think. Her hat is super cute.
>>580326501oh yeah, it's borrowcore of course, but it's still better than the other 2 50 special priority is absolute top tier
herp derp look at me i'm an officer and gonna press the disband button hehehe.... maybe i will? maybe i wont?? hehehe 7 decides what should i do hehehehe please notice me umama
>>580326476It will bring in Sega fans
Personally, I love her stupid face
>>580326340I LOVE GLOVED UMAS
>>580325715I dunno why people keep sperging about jobs, I can open my phone and do an auto whenever I want at work, I just don't do it every hour cause I'm lazy and my club will stay in A+ anyway
>>580324571Dacchis would kick you for this by the way
>>580323842I expect at least one club to fully dissolve in the next 2 or 3 months and I'm not even shitpostingThere are too many clubs for us atm and they're only holding on our alts/spies for now/uma/hjong almost was that club but some anons thought it were a good idea to "save" it by creating some botting accounts
>>580326496I know. I was burning through parent careers like a motherfucker and rerolling sparks because fuck you 1* Guts
>>580326717But can you do it 20 times a day for 30 days in a row?
>>580326403for the Shuka Sho fan req? you could've done that after summer, not everything the game (Tazuna) says is the word of truth so you can push the limits some more
>>580326810It was Takarazuka Kinen I think. It had a little notebook marker on it.
>>580326850I love her.
>>580326506I have 300+ CB images saved.
>>580326664Officers cannot disband clubs bwochachoBelieve me, I tried
>>580326879You really deserve a (You)!
Ardan has no TE but if I want the speed card for the gold recovery it should be better just because it's not agemasen
I came back to only get 2 copies of that free Str card...
>>580326879
>>580326895wait I thought Scarlet doesn't have Takarazuka as one of her required races
>>580326954yeah, figures.
>>580327032idk i got a really high score using ardan over bobo. the mood is that good
>>580326736Are americans really THAT big?
>>580327032How the fuck someone reach 800 STA with no stamina cards? Even with sparks you're going to sacrifice turns to click for a pitiful +14 stamina
>>580326879mambro... NO
>>580326637I think her silly sleeves are cute and they always make me smile whenever she's doing those winning the soul gang signs>>580326715Gloves are hot
>>580326879do it I fucking dare you danchudfucking do it right now
>>580327126Not a required one, but things like this.
>no mid race>barely survive according to the stam calcsBut I got the steam solidarity epithet and she's mostly built for sex anyway (not pictured is mpb)
>>580326697Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
>>580326879umadashbwo nyo...
>>580326879Coward
>>580327258Please tell me how to get something of this result with >>580325259
>>580327128this one just WRECKS ME >full throated triumphant roar of victory>flashes everyone joyous victory>sees (You)>glomps (You) immediatelyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
which uma would give me a kiss
>>580326879Remezzo you already did this 2 times... we don't care
>>580327182Its better to click +14 a few times than bring 2spd cards and be cursed with single rainbows
>>580326802It's 17 not 20, I wouldn't wanna do it because it's annoying having to check my phone every hour but it's not hard to do it or time consuming is my point.
>>580326006nobody below S has to carat refresh if they're not absolutely retarded
>>580325259borrow tachyon
>>580327256oh shoot I don't even know what that logo even means but skipping rest into summer is still not worth it for that I think
>>580327182click STA if you don't get rainbows in summer
>>580327182click power/stam during summer if you have shit rainbows and TE cards on power/stam
>>580327347Next time you post this please sort your cards.Also your have the inventory of an impulse roller....Anyway the other anon gave you a good deck recommendation for a pace chaser. For late surgers you can swap out ardan for your 1lb zenno rob roy. Both decks require 17-18 stam sparks though
>>580326375800+1 gold is the sweet spot imo. Above that you'll be safer, but you definitely will compromise.I'm not afraid of naties, I'm more afraid of double doms in 2nd round because even mediocre end closer Xoguris have ridiculously good spurt at the last corner.
Bros? What happens now that I can't borrow both Oguri Wit and Nishino Wit at the same time?
Small story about Marche Lorraine>Oisin Murphy was set to ride Loves Only You at the Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare Turf>The Japanese didn't like he was convicted of a crime (drunk driving) so they put him on Marche Lorraine instead, implying they moved him from a horse with a chance to win to a horse with none>She entered the race with a 9th favorite spot and won beating Dunbar Road by a noseShe made history by becoming the first Japanese Horse to win the Breeders' Cup DistaffLoves Only You also won the Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare TurfIf you want to see the storyhttps://x.com/WHR/status/2097384201813147722And the racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m5SpF7JAbo
>>580327935your descent loopas?
>>580327182> Take sparks> Maybe click the button once or twice on summer, or jr yearHave you considering just trying?
>>580327649Thanks, I will try this>>580327871>Also your have the inventory of an impulse roller....You got me. And I do wanted to make a late surger for this cm. I don't have to worry about stamina sparks but the whites on my parents aren't all that great.
>>580327935You'll have to settle for Straight Descent from your parents or from a Oguri Wit hint, because that's at least passableThe white version of Solid Strike, however, is quite bad
I've almost finished with the "training the trainer" missions. Are there any like hidden missions or items to get other than the star pieces in scenarios?
>>580328085>That level of gigabuhiyou wouldn't survive if teiorageposter was still with us
>>580328085>have you tried being a pig like me bwooo?
>>580327182fallback policy on shit turns, or tie breaker using passion tokens
>>580328085Ayo this neigha ain't using Light Hello
what would I even be looping for as a front playerI just borrow the biggest monster I can find and then take my least worst parentworks 99% of the time
>>580328085>MLB NTR>MLB NN wit>MLB smart falcon for some reason>MLB Festa>MLB smarujesus christ anon
>>580328004>you can now ride Orfe's daghter because you were drinkingheh japs.
>>580327256That means there's a mission that needs you to win/place in that race, it is not required
>>580327559NTA but isn't that the point of keeping it under a certain amount? Cygames only bans retards doing shit like 200m a day, if you keep it low enough they can't prove that you're not a schizo.Those dumbfucks at Eclais and other top clubs have been doing it for months but every time someone accuses them they'll pull out the "it's technically possible therefore it's legit dude, trust" card.
>>580328597frontendies have been loopa their shit since day 1. your seuin sky groundwork inheritance line? your ddpp? your cost reducing extra hints for ttl/escape artist? your second wind???
>>580328056I have a need.
That's a lot of tits. There's also Einshin Flash back there who looks really nice.
>>580328720Cygames bans fucking nobody
>>580328004The casters piss me off every time I watch this. I don't give a fuck if they wanted Dunbar Road to win, at least have some fucking respect.
>>580328085goddamn anon, is there a card you DON'T have MLB'd?
got fast learner
>>580328870dumb uggo
>>580328864His V-card
Do I have any cards Im not using I should level up? Should I look into using any of my statues or anything?
Why did they give me Fast Learner right at the end of the scenario? Was it just random?
>>580329042so then hes lost it?
>>580328720That's more of an old excuse now. Back then it made sense because doing runs 24/7 was impossible. Now if you're unhinged enough you can set an alarm every 50 minutes and do runs even while you're sleeping.Only people getting banned are the NFlight retards because they make it completely obvious that they bot
>>580329219That event has like a 5% chance of randomly giving you fast learner.
>>580329248LB 0
>>580329169>400 cloversYou need to play a different genre of game, gacha might not be for you. Statues dont matter much but consider leveling up the golden tachyon and sunday cards.
>>580329390i don't know what clovers do
>>580329042taking neicha's V card...
>>580328839Were you not following the Eden drama before? Remezzo and Iruzze's alts were banned and their club dropped by 100 at the end of the month
>>580329219>Was it just random?yes
>>580329248I think a lot of people here just cleat it
>>580329324I want Mayano to watch me have sex with Brian
>>580328864I rolled on like 6/7 banners, I don't know what you guys have been up to, I imagine not playing since day 1, or having shit luck. Got some lucky offbanner results that are likely impossible now that the pool is a lot bigger.>>580329042I'm actually married
Wait... I just realized the first uma you train is daiwa scarlet. She's number one... Oh my god.
>>580329530when you have pulls left on a banner they get converted to clovers. Basically I'm saying impulsetard spotted because you should only ever pull when you have a pity ready.
>taking my trianee's V card>she mentions she's not a virgin
>>580329664nobody asked for this disgusting image
>>580329559>banned: - )
>>580329770What a Cow...
>>580329390What's wrong with clovers? I know they are useless, but if I get what I want from a banner before 200 rolls then I will get clovers
>>580329790>MLB card at 110 pulls>stop pulling>ANON UR SUCH A RETARD LOL XD?
really bored of this "haha brian posted time for maya pedos to act up" gimmick
>>580329259Well yeah, that's what I'm saying, ever since auto released we got into "plausible deniability" territory. Just because it's technically possible doesn't mean that people aren't botting.
>>580329983don't listen to seanigs
>>580329758where is your air shakur bwo
>>580329983>mlb a card in 110 pullsbecause that happens SO often
>>580329830>you report to the guards that you were raped in your sleep by your trainee
failed a triple speed rainbow
>>580330090see I knew you were retarded because the same applies to 310 pulls
>>580330073Fucking up my other pulls is where she is
Well, I lost at the semifinals. Was doing front but had to change to pace midway due to no available healing skills.
>>580329758That's some pretty insane off banner luck anon. This is the kind of off banner shit I got to MLB instead of just being gifted NTR and smaru...
>>580330298You reached quite far despite not leveling up your cards lol.
>>580330314Forgot my image...
Do I now just try other modes, raise other girls, do the event, or pull gacha? I feel overwhelmed at all the stuff they throw at you at once due to me coming in late.
>>580330456Marusexy
>>580330298She's still number 1, in some way or another
>>580330298I feel like your first career got way further than mine. Nice work anon.
I need to see some GL decks because I clearly don't have the right setup. I thought it was just 3S/2W/LH or 2S/3W/LH and the ones you pick (besides Tachyon) are just the ones good for what you're building.
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/X0Uhtt>https://jiggie.fun/X0Uhtthttps://jiggie.fun/X0Uhtt>https://jiggie.fun/X0Uhtthttps://jiggie.fun/X0Uhtt
I love Rice
>>580330589Did you do URA finale? You can grind the current event just by completing careers in any scenario (including auto runs) and it gives an OK speed card. What you do next is up to you really, though ideally you amass a roster of solid veteran umas to fill out your team trial team.
>>580329559I was waiting for this
>>580330717Damn this guy is literally me
>>580330526F. Yeah I got pretty lucky with the FMs / Falcos. Plus the ocassional anny ticket / crystal to finish them.
>>580330589You try the jiggie!
>late senior year>stats are on pace>med S>all white skills needed>all relevant chains finished>food event at 60% remaining energy>slow metabolism hits>hit rest by mistake>infirmary takes 2 turns to work>end up missing 200 speed and powAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SHOULD'VE JUST NOT RISKED IT WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
>>580330772loving the uptick in riceposting because she's meta this CM
>>580330206it is more likely that anons having 400+ clovers is due to banner snacking than hitting <20% odds multiple times.
>>5803307172/2/pal/1 stam if you need to
Oh shit I didn't know I had these tickets.
>>580330589Completing the event (at least far enough to get all five copies of its free card) is the thing that involves the most time pressure, but as long as you do a bunch of runs (automatic ones are fine) I guess you'll probably handle that well enough. What you're SUPPOSED to do is blunder around trying whatever you want until a daily routine naturally develops in your mind and you become fully addicted. After that, you're supposed to open your wallet and surrender your life. Just do whatever you want, anyway
>>580330857It's Cygames fault that people like us exist
>>580329838Nobody asked for your opinion Mayano
>>580330918What uma were you running?
>>580330717That's just what it is though. Thing about GL is that it's so incredibly rng dependant that I can hit UF2 and SS+ with the exact same deck as picrel. Growths of your umas also matter a lot now just because of how hard it is to hit 1600 speed.Also it's a whale scenario. If you have more than 2 SRs in your deck you will suffer.
>>580330010Yeah but right now it's a lot more possible to farm a bunch of fans legit than it was before auto.If I really wanted to I could pull off an all nighter and get something insane like 30M fans in a day. There's no way I was gonna do that with manual runs.desu I think part of the reason we got auto so early is for normal players to be able to compete against botters. So at least something good happened from all the bot drama
>>580331116is it weird that I like this kind of gamedesign, I don't like seeing numbers and math on screent. good at math
>>580330717if you run 3 wit cards even just for fun you will actively struggle to keep your energy low enough to finish Light Hello's recreation chain.What you actually do is run 3 speed cards, keep your training effectiveness handy, and run an assload of stamina sparksand then when you don't have good rainbows but you do have a passable training on stamina you take the stamina training, also focus on stamina gain songs when you can.If you can manage that you will always get at least 800 stamina.
>>580331060>MetaNot really. She just has a use case.
>>580330589Here's a quick rundown:Ura: you know those racing spirit skills you got from battling happy meek? Those are goated if you can get them as inheritance sparks. That's what ura is for.Unity: fun brainless mode that also has some semi useful sparks (ignited spirit). Trackblazer: do not play this mode for any reason. Or try it once at least, to see why.Grand concert: newest mode, highest stat gain, incredibly sovlful idol concert at the end.If I were you I'd go do ura a few times with other umas, read the stories, see who you like. Get some currency and level up your cards, it makes a big difference. I have no idea what kind of new player gacha stuff there is but the current banners are... Not really good ones to dump on.
Filthy
>>580330717i have been doing Tachyon, Kita, (third speed card depending on the uma),wit card, wit card, and depending on my trainee and the track i will add a stamina or power card or third wit. LH is optional since speed growth or not, reaching 1600 speed is really hard and i don't feel like throwing away a perfectly well built uma just because i had to bring that dumb hag that supposedly gives you coins
>>580331405Teio is so small
>>580331484
>>580331116Read the torah m'goy
>>580331191the reason we got auto "so early" is because cygames is full of niggers that won't ban cheaters
>new race missionsnice, almost started doing fan runs without seeing them>all comerswhat a funny name for a racr
>error 394>new missions (including G2 races)
Is she a pokemon? She keeps yelling her name.
>>580331765>>all comersEven me?
>>580331815she's cute and smart
>>580331815She is a best girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u6SIInNtPkFucking terrible run but a good sneak peek into Grand Masters
>>580331638I'd rather have botters and auto than no botters and no auto tho
>>580331603Tamamoberg...
>>580331638i specifically quit because there was no auto. Absolutely egregious how you had to manually do each race, team trial, and especially the fucking bingo cards one at a time. Fuck all that shit.
>>580331116I think it was intentional to be vague because they didn't want players to be super sweaty. To which I say if you didn't want that, WHY DID YOU INCLUDE A FUCKING PVP MODE?!
>>580331969I'm getting high UG/UF in GL as F2P what is this
>>580331969what the fuck is that accent
>>580328870Natie didnt finish her chain and I got a single rainbow in y2 summer (wit). 2 FL runs today and both ended in disaster.
>>580331969But I'm already reaching UF in GL as an F2Poor
>>580329886I don't mind sloppa but this ain't it
19 rooms?93687334>9368733493687334
>give newcutie advice>My loopa finally hits after 74 attempts Everyone rub his head for good luck
>>580331815Bakushin!
fellas where the fuck is the half tp ura
>>580330589If I were you, I'd play URA for a week or so, earn some monies, play around with umas, see who you like, gradually level up your support cards. Finish the event (at least get 400k event points), and you'll get the welfare Ardan speed card, which will be very strong for you for awhile. Then start playing around with Aoharu if you want. But mostly, just relax and fuck around enjoying yourself, reading uma stories, doing careers and help cute horse girls make their dreams come true. Uma Musume is a magical place and the girls are unbelievably incredible.
>>580332232pic?
>>580332198That's 3 not 19
>>580329886>lipoedema
>>580332307Do you really wanna dedicate 40 days of your life to autoplay fan runs
>>580332412i already do that
>>580332412No but I want to make up for my failed ace runs and farm some carats with double rewards
>>580331116wish I had the post about good skills vs. bad skills, where good skills was>I throw grenadesand bad skills was>wall of text like Uma Musume fuck me that ragepost was funny
retention: cummed
Now my Bakushin can sweep with her Moxie ability.
>>580332387That's 1x3 not 3
Is the best thing to get from daily races the support points instead of monies?
Fakeass burger Chinese
>>580331815If I understand correctly, "bakushin" is not her name; it's just a word and it means "explosive advance" or something like that. It's sometimes translated as "dash" although that seems a little weaker than the actual meaning maybe. Her name is "Bakushin O" which means "dash king" or something like that. She says bakushin because it's what her whole life is about. She's named Bakushin O for the same reason, presumably? The question of how her parents would have known to name a baby after what its future personality and life philosophy would be is something you can work out yourself as you learn more about the vague and fluffy lore of this setting.
>>580332545CLICK SPEED
>>580332138it's just a retarded jortt engagement farmingI'm f2p and get high UG/UF every 10 runs or so. Getting UG is consistently easy now.
no surprises here81941650>8194165081941650
>>580332552but 1x3 is 3
>>580332561For a new player support points can be a pretty big (and important) bottle neck, so yeah probably.
>>580332561Once you know you don't need any more monies get support points
>>580332476>>580332479this covers cm19 and cm20, you cant rly cut into those parent runs
>>580332780im not playing ogurislops
Can I get 20k carats by January 8th?
>>580332780I will simply reuse my 8* stam parent idk
>>580332606Google "Nominative determinism"
>>580332848Impossible
>>580330589keep playing URA, do the event for support points (slowly level up your SR cards, not the R cards,) and enjoy training cute girls.
>>580332336It's not incredible but I had literally not gotten Uma Stan and RSS on the same Uma for 73 runs so I'm taking it.
>>580332690>no debuffersHealthy umamusume pretty derby racing
>>580329983This is kind of what happened. I was really lucky on the Uma banners, and drained my savings without a 2nd pity on kitasan, getting 4 copies.
>>580332882I don't think that's the reason though.
>>580331191I agree, Cygames is too incompetent to ban botters so they released auto so people would shut up.What's funny is seeing people who complained about botters "not playing the game" but out of a sudden they love using auto and...not playing the game.
>>580332848You'll get like 60k bwo
>>580332940grats bro
>>580332951theres a runaway and a debufeer in the 6/9 right now81941650>8194165081941650
>>580332709>he doesn't know REAL mathWhat? You gonna tell me 1+1 = 2 next? Pfft
>>580332196I'm not sorry, chief
>>5803331071+1=3
So for open leauge, what do you actually roll for? I never see any priorities for this sort of stuff. Like clearly ramonu and scenario cards arent nearly as important... so what is?
>>580333178CorrectNow, tell me what's 2+2
>>580333272umas you like
>>580332924what's the lowest amount you get per month if you do dailies?
>>580332545Protip: When your support cards are high enough level to actually give you meaningful training, and are good enough support cards in general, only buy skills at the end of your career, or at the very earliest pick up some, just a couple, recovery skills before the Tenno Sho Spring if it's one of your goal races.And never take Iron Will. Aoi's family techniques that she passed down are fucking BAD.
>>580333042Th-thanks y-you too
>>580333167Bigger...
6+7=?
>>5803332835 because if you flip 2 upside down its 5
>>580333347Iron Will is good shut up
>>580333272I think the acupuncturist card because it gives negative skills to lower your score?
>>580333272Once you have like 2 good speed cards and 1 good wit card you literally dont need shit else for open leauge
>>580333383WRONGIT'S FISH
>>580333354>you too
juan more21456483>2145648321456483
>>580333410Happy meek pls go
>>580333272For open league, you simply run whoever you want.That's it. You're free.The only thing you will have to do is plug your hors into a calculator to find out how many and which skills you're allowed to take before you push yourself out of sandbag A+ range.
>>580333501>doxxing
Cygames released auto because they had to release auto, if they didn't we would still be making parents in MANT and everyone would hate it. They don't give a shit about cheaters and will only ban them when they go too blatant.
>>580333501YOU DOXXED ME
>>580333501DOXDOOOOOX
>>580333343Probably around 12k/monthHave to factor in random drops and rewards
>>580333501dox...
>>580333593Shut up and keep grinding fans
>>580333501DoxxGOD
>>580333630Somehow I've missed out on all these 100 free pull events. How often does that come up? I only know about new years, what will be the reason for it otherwise?
>>580333501used the wrong snip oopsie doodles
>missed the room matchesit's so fucking over>dodged getting doxxedwe are so fucking back
>>580333575you don't know what that word means, trannykys
>>580333652just queued up another ryan run
>>580333747Can any uma compare to OperaTM if we're being honest?
>>580333593make a daring strike + NSM end closer Ryan if you do ace runs instead of farming fans I'm sure you will be able to kill Oguris I'm sure your clubdacchis will have your back
>>580333808
>>580333790
>>580333826>make a daring strike + NSM end closer Ryan if you do ace runs instead of farming fans I'm sure you will be able to kill Oguris I'm sure your clubdacchis will have your backi guess ill break out the 0lb yeppers ive got...
>the snip folder didnt update and it moved the right one to the bottom when I doxxed everyone
>>580333726Annis or just vibes usuallyWe get 80 free pulls on Bourbon Wit for example
>>580333501
>>580333726New years and annis/half annis are the most common ones. Next free pulls will be I think as early as next month with the NY Kita/Dia banner and then obviously 120 pulls on Ramonu in December
>>580333952just windows tings
>>580333950redshift can also help you btw since you will be only using Dober as main parent, you can squeeze Maru in there too
>>580333910Oops
>>580333910kek
>>580333910WAIT A FUCKING SECONDIs this a motherfucking No Country for Old Men reference??
>>580334069Please use Oguri if you're going to make posts like this, it's rude to attribute rickey to these sorts of posts.
>>580333910holy BASED Doto
>>580334146unc....
>Luckshitted Happy Meek duels so hard she got to max lvl and raped me out of 1st on ura finaleT-t-thanks.....
>>580333808Almost all of them are better. I've literally never seen an opera cm win screenshot here.
>>580333272if you want to stay in open league or just mess around casually, it doesn't really matter. But having good cards will make training aces more enjoyable and more consistent. If you eventually want to try Graded League or become serious about a certain style, then you do the following>join a club>do 1+ career a day>save your carats and roll for the major speed cards and umas that you likeFor a newfag, I'd recommend saving for Ramonu and then Speed Pasa. Or skipping Ramonu if there's umas you want along the way. Pic related is a lot of information, but some form of pull plan will help you out, and it will help you think about what cards will benefit you the most.
>>580334215Fuck I want Meeku to rape me.
>>580334163I'm being extremely serious thoughbeit, it has a 83m delay but end closers can use that. I like Ryan danchou and I want him to win because he puts dedication into his oshi.
>>580334069>>580334305i havent done any ace runs today so i'll give it a whirl once the current clanked run ends
is it true that Helios' career and story is all about her simping for Ruby?
>>580334384I've never read the career because I'm an EOP subhuman but yes it's true
>>580334305Isn't that TOO much accel?
>>580334240Will we ever have a season of Guta meta like the nips did?
>>580334469no such thing
>>580334146unc...Probably. https://youtu.be/TvXgqP7BTOQ
>>580334305No one actually likes Ryan though
Anything to save these for or do I use them to buy shit for umas I like?
>>580334564dont say that...
>>580334495every now and then anons will say>guts meta is herebut it never isSo I think no, we'll never have guts meta.
>>580334240Vivlos is such an awesome generalist Speed card, it is such a shame her banner is at a terrible time
>>580334585didn't attach the image award
>>580334706Guts meta is real on some tracks but it's better for me if people don't know which ones.
>>580334564I like Ryan, I just don't like her hair, fashion sense or fanart that makes her look like a troon, but she's a sweetheart with huge tits
It's cute seeing new room hosts dox in their first or two roomsbeen there done that toot. your /uma/rival room host
>>580334803I'd hold until you have enough to unlock the next LB
>>580334803those are solely for star unlocksyou need around 3000 for a 3* to 5* conversion
Why does her scenario make her race during the summer camp?
>>580333952you are forgiven because you arent running debuffers
>>580334843mating press
>>580334803Beeeeee yourselfThere is an argument for using them for Commander Spe and TiaraKraft since you cant Gacha them though
>>580334843you ever doxx someone on purpose because it's funny
>>580335035>>580335035>>580335035
>>580324080Mayano SR is a decent roamer, likely to get you to your limit, and has Non-Standard Distance, Nimble Nav and the generic velocities as hints.
>>580334495>>580334706In next scenarios you use a guts card when you aren't using a stam card. Only one thoAlso guts meta was real for Gemini and Leo 2, sorry if you are weak trainers but that was the easy way to get a high winrate
>>580335004I used to on non /uma/ club invaderssometimes in/v/aders come too
>>580333985Nature's comment should be altered too.
>>580335050>roamerShe has 65 speciality priority
