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>>580445394I was gonna reply fat fuck until I saw those were 12 inch pizzas12 inch pizzas are a scam, get 2 proper 18" pizzas
cunt porn umamusume
>>580445839I'm going in
Visit Tomakomai
Unzips here, Windy!*dig pants*
ryan LOVE
NNNNNGRGRRGGRRRRNNOMNOMNOMCHOMPNGGRRGRGGGHGHGHHHH
hey
>>580446026Why should I love Ryan?
Let's chillax.
ryan lube
>>580446032Tamachud...
>>580446071Matikanetannhauser
>>580445952I am no longer asking
What does it mean to be in an A+ club?Even the normies are crying about how hard it is to be in one.
>>580446076shes cute, and nice, and her voice is adorable, and she really just wants to try to be her best self, and thats really admirable :)
>>580446135>normieWell? Stop crying about it then
>>5804461353M fans a day
>>580445952>>580446121Rickey told me there's bad Feng Shui there so I won't go
>>580446135>normiesfuck off normalfag
Can we get an overview showing how the /uma/ guilds are doing 1/3rd of the month in?
Ryan is a mejiro which is already more than enough reason to hate her. Whether you think she's ugly or not is irrelevant.
Inari really is beautiful in her alt
>>580446305>guilds
>>580446324>t. satono
one (1) room920476019204760192047601
>normie>guilds
we love Stegofam here
Can we get an overview showing how the /uma/ jerks it a little every day
>>580446382I closed the game 30s ago...
Thoughts?
>>580446448>3dpd>clankerDisgusting
Tachyon LOVE
>>580446202That's pretty much 90% of all horses anon....
>>580446448eyes of a whore, disgusting 3dpdUnfaithful to the author's intent
>now the 3dpd troonnyoticing. this is why euro/aussie hours are the most and least insane
>>580446448I've really come to dislike a lot of cosplayers over these past few years
>>580446305Wait until tomorrow so Mambo will be below top 500
Hosting the Haru Urara Memorial (September 9) consisting of;Haru Arima 3261026932610269Nambu Hai Free for All1511802615118026See you there anondacchi
>>580446382ty
>>580446557If you really think about it, there was nothing to like about cosplayers to being with if our man ape signals didn't obscure with understanding their true intent
>>580446547but ryans really cute...
>>580446448yuck>>580446557Sex with that Light Hello
Gimme a deck to reach 1100 stam while clanking, please.
>>580446557Cosplay is only good when it's your gf/wife doing it in private for (You)
>>580446448This might be the first and only time i ever say this but I think Light Hello cosplays by those fat white ewhores on xitter fits Light Hello more than average skinny asian cosplayers
does light hello wear pantyhose or not, i cant tell
>>580446758This anon knows what's good
>>580446686thanks for the room. im happy my bright is doing well at least
a cuntsplayer must show either face or cunt otherwise she is a useless bitch
>>580446671fuark I was too busy shitposting, hope I can make it to both in time
>>580446724She's got nice tits and that's it. She's got an awefull casual outfit, talks about muscles while having none, and her hair is ugly.>>580446751
>>580446547NTA but you should love 99% of all Umas, they all deserve it.
>>580446897the race is hosted now but its on a 24 hour wait time
>>580446836She does but I tear them every morning
>>580446913dont say that...
>>580446879high quality post saar your izzat must certainly increase
>>580446856None of these are real rooms gwo
>>580446751Sorry about that other (you) anon
>>580446983Part of a nutritious breakfast
>>580446973cuntsplayer too worthless to crack the can
>>580447042just say you're a shitter
As a newfag, is there a reason to keep doing Unity? Someone told me yesterday to do every old scenario once and spam the new one.
>>580447159>Zero debuffer rooms Okay lil gwo
Fuji Kiseki
>>580446557Same, bestie. At this point, I'm only really impressed with cospalys that feature high effort craftmanship.
>>580447204Not really, no. It's "easier" to build high rank umas there with witspam but that's something that shouldn't concern you at this point.
>>580446751Give up trying to reach 1100Just make sure you get 600 and maximize your chances of good whites and getting SSIts not worth it cucking yourself out of SS to improve your chances of a 3* stam from 1% to 2%, that 1% 3* will always be better
>>580447315I'm more worried about making sure that my plays have meaning, as in I'm making usable parents.
this is a chinese general.
>>580446941Sirius, Ramonu and Gentildonna deserve no love.>>580447030I am not wrong. Here's an improved Ryan
I love rape
>>580447235>metafag marlon
>>580447451if you dont love ryan in all ways, you dont love ryan
>>580447451>improved
>>580447260Those are the only ones worth attention reallyCan't find it but I once say an angewomon cosplay from deviantart that was awesome, and the shot was great too, like, even without knowing shit you knew there was a lot of effort in the costume and the final photograph
>>580447491Machitan would say this
Mambo is recruiting! You can join by posting id and...well..... sigh.... nevermind....
>>580447426NTA but how do I SS with a clanker?
>>580447680Why is Mambo recruiting using Tickezo and Biwa?
>>580447235>he can't win without debuffers
>jp gets two cms in a week spanholy fuck, thatll be like a 3 day turn around for us
>>580447494>Weenie Hut Junior
>>580447437paizuri your big breasts until i explode but then you keep moving them and torturing my sensitive cock
>HRT Henry>"""Reformed""" schizo
I like these mambo recruitment posts, Uma&co and brick needs to up their game
>>580447719ancient /uma/ lore
>>580447437No wonder it's garbage
mambo
>>580447437I need you.
cafe cute
I'm so nice
>>580447715Theres a google drive with the list of the best cards for clanking, just use those that get your stats over 600 and give you the hints you want to inherit
>win against shitters in a rainbow colored room>thinks he's ready to take on CMsasuga /uma/
>>580446671Haru Arima has quite the...interesting...lineup
>>580447976link doko
>>580447769By that time no one cares about CM
>>580447993vm is truly stronger than us now
>>580448058Are most jp players just idlers now?
>>580447993>>580448068>low confidence liamswhat boys you are, no T
>>580448068/vm/ has 2 really good players that join rooms, that's about it
>>580448048A very SEXY lineup!
>>580448049Nyo, look in the archives, I dont have it saved
I love my genius wife!
>>580447715tachyon+light hello + fuku borrow + your 3 best power cards + no more than 20 races in the agenda
>>580448058Why do people care now?
>>580447796>>580447942I'm not THAT poster, bros.
>>580448048They should call it the Breeders Cup
>>580448175It's mostly casual modeLOH is the real shit they train autistically for
>>580448264>no more than 20 races in the agenda>>>>>>>20
>>580448181Best wife
>>580447830well they aint working lmao
>>580448184>afraid of debuffers>somehow he has high confidencelife is easy when you live inside a bubble
>>580448184First competitive anything?
>>580446671what did host-san mean by this
>>580448303nigga RUN they are gonna forcefem your ass
>>580448276It's literally the only real pvp part of the game so of course it's the only thing competitive players care about
>>580448437Why are F*lcocucks like this
>>580447085>>580447426Thanks bwos.
>>580448437cheat falcon
>>580448437>Nambu Hai Free for AllREAD NIGGA READ
>>580448413>>580448414>small wee wee
>>580448303meh boring
>>580448546seanig
Why does Ardan go on hot springs trips with her "friends" while ignoring her trainer?
>>580448546Being into SPH and Netorase while having an 9 incher is a curse...
>>580447254boobs...
>>580448579nice comeback anon, incredible
of course, a f*lco fan would cheat and bully poor innocent uraras for a win.Curren would never~
>>580448586absolutely TITMOGGED
>>580448546No cry if you lose again
so much for being reformed lol
>>580447680I'm starting to feel bad for them...
mambwos....
>>580448303It does not matterALL Ardanposters shall become my property.
>>580448586>Not including CreekuuShame on them
>>580448570Maybe another time, because I'm currently not interested in shitty erp.
What is your opinion on Taiki Shuttle?
>>580448586I can't be having sex with Ardan all the time (inb4 not with THAT attitude), it's only reasonable she does other things too.>inb4 Ardan is cheating on (You)lol nice headcanon, stop watching so much NTR porn
why are umas that are supposedly for (you) blatantly homosexual instead?
>>580448927Best Trophy wife and I'd bear a trillion children with her
>>580448927wife
/uma/club member btw
my wife is so adorable
what clubs are recruiting right now
>>580448927I am particularly weak to her large emotions, wife material
>seething seth
>>580447715Depends on your deck and Uma you're using. Parents with fat blue sparks also help, but its usually a luxury in looping.Stat growths are important there, so adjust accordingly. Like, running 3 speed cards on 0% speed growth Uma, speed is usually the easiest stat to hit 1100+, or adding one stamina card just to get over 600 stam on Umas with 0% stam growths. Card meta for clanking is different, there are some shitty cards that considered pretty good in Independent runs. Pal cards are especially strong.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19C089M1D8MEsQX6MJa0_bZk8bl7FORwER7pOsucWwNERefer to this neat spreadsheetAlso, buying skills, if you're really cutting close to SS rating, sometimes its worth to buy discounted skill that you don't care about, especially Gold versions, or not double circle skills, it's not point effective, basically sacrifices just to get over that final 17,500 rating bump.But don't expect your Oguri Cap clanker hit SS rating, when you're running her for Front loopa, because of her F Front aptitude and Front specific skills will be hit with hefty -30% penalty to score, which can add up.This is my Vbobo 29 race setup I'm running for her grandparent runs, it's a pretty greedy deck, so it's not fully consistent SS printer, one of the obvious flaws is running Kitasan, she is pretty eh for clanking, but I'm greeding hints.
>>580448946>no one mentions ntr and he's on the defensiveProjecting Patrick...
>>580449045he is and you aren't lol
I've been watching Princess Connect during some uma training, and holy damn Pecorine is the spitting image of Kawakami Princess. Blessed super stronk princesses
I'll never have a girlfriendI'll never have a wife I'll never have kids that wasn't fun sperm donationI'll never have anyone that actually cares for meIt's all pointless
>>580449045how did you know?
>>580447680Mambo hungy
>>580449068mambo, bricked, uma&co
>>580448927I'm glad she never attracted the kind of schizos my BA wife (a fellow golden retriever) did.
>>580449068mambo >>580447680
Reformed and ready!
>>580449082buebuebuebuebue
>>580449104he did mention it, though.
>mfw nonners get mindbroken by game discussion
>>580449109Thank Christ I'm not in a club with him
>>580448867Imagine…
>>580449297Ruby would not react like that
>>580449306...
WTF WHY IS THIS IP FULL OF NTR YURI
>17 years old
What is your opinion on boyumas? Are they breedable?
>>580449475>NTR???? What a schizo.
Can they bring back the AI janny Doto? It was comfy for that one day
>>580449581Spooning mcqueen with my dick in her ass crack
>>580445976She'll bite it off bro.
>>580449515Fucking your ass and cumming inside but I'm not stopping
first turn possiblethis run is gonna be shit
>>580449790you won't know until late senior rainbows that's the beauty of ogc
>>580445952>look it up>it's just a shipping port townI don't understand why I'd visit
>>580449475stallions
>>580449872for the tomankomai
>wins
>>580449728Basado.
Trainer-san 10 million fans a day doko
>>580448927She's cute
I wish I could play but I am forced to loop
>>580449121Good
>>580450068I'm at 14M today wdym
>>580450068I'm already over 10M today
Where do you see your monthly fan count anyways
>>580450107I know this is AI but it's funny thinking this is just a really fat cat, even if it does mean a cat is being abused here
>>580450249From Chrono's manko
>>580450203>>580450145So you'll get 100 million fans right!?!?!
>>580450107i am also trapped in the loops. inshallah we will have usable parents in time for cm.
>>580450107Weird how my brain autocorrected loop to slop until I read it again. Some sort of advanced dyslexia going on
>>580450249chronogenesis updates daily, just look up your club and find your name in it
n*nny...? are you there?
>>580450340I'm already over 100M this month Bakushin-san
>>580450340>100 million fans That's just flatlining
>>580450107you can stop looping at any timeyou must escape the cycles of guilt
>>580450410(silence)
>>580449121"All life is suffering." - BuddhaUma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>580450410hey...
>>580450410you're not my trainee
Mares are dangerous, they'll never warn you about their estrus cycle.Approach with caution.
Imagine just being in your office, just trying to do your work while Helios and her squad are doing their gyaru bullshit, go "Wei~ Wei~" and talking about absolute fuckall. But then Helios notices you glancing at her. With a smirk, she starts rolling her hips, wanting your eyes solely on her. You know if you get caught, Gold City and the others will think you a creep and a pervert. Yet you cannot look away...
>
>>580450557my face + her boobs.
I REALLY need to stop masturbating to Super Creek.
>>580450410don't call me that.
>>580450438>>580450415So you'll get 2 trillion like All Together! Top Umadol Project asked us to right
>>580450107Looping is good for your soul tho. Imagine manually playing Uma each fucking day, I'll fucking die from spiking my blood pressure. It's actually refreshing to do Ace runs after weeks of "break", RNG bullshit doesn't hit as hard without accumulated frustration from your every daily manual run.
>>580450714Do you though? Do you really?
Flatlining check.Post your current run RIGHT NOW, if it's clanking post the screen of the uma and the time left.
>>580450438>>580450415
>>580449121It sounds like you were attractive enough that the foid center was willing to take your sperm. That's enough in my book
>>580450960It was a clanking run
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/RBydXh>https://jiggie.fun/RBydXhhttps://jiggie.fun/RBydXh>https://jiggie.fun/RBydXhhttps://jiggie.fun/RBydXh
boring threadi'm going to the other one
I'm about to try Trailblazer but which supports do I use for this scenario?
>>580450960
>>580450960I hate losing races in manual when auto just wins them with no issue
>>580451158go to sleep bwo
>>580451148select cards with high race bonus
>>580450960aieeeeee I was putting dinner in the ovenI only have a few more races I need to run and one more MANT run before I'm done with all the trophies
>>580450960still clanking ryans for the 2*stam 2*med...
>>580451148anything that gives race bonus because you are supposed to race a ton
Kikuka Sho is kinda creeping close by each day (october 25).
>>580451148I actually recommend you avoid Trackblazer for a while until you get stronger support cards. You're gonna need 50 Race Bonus at the absolute minimum just to not feel like you're choking
>>580451158Stop copying my timezone bwo...
ugh. I haven't been able to get a 2 blue 2 med 2 stroll parent for 2 weeks of loopin. Do I just take the 1 stam 2 med 3 stroll I got instead? 1 vs 2 blue isn't that bad right?
Happy 20th anniversary Dead Rising, glad that your remake is sanitized and piss easy.
>>580451212i've been playing poe2 since I woke up it's time to relax and play some umaI still need to finish a good stam parent for tamamo cross for scorpio cup>>580451429surely there are tons of euros itt
>>580451158>>580451429>g*rmans
Alright I'm just gonna do a 10 pull on cards.
>finally watch witgods video for scorpio cup>festive miracle for vbourbon/smaru Huh
>>580451608Wrong!
>>580451148You're going to race more in this scenario than in the others, card with higher Race Bonus will do better. The highest RB a card can give is 15, but they are kinda bad overall. So borrow either Riko or Throne.>>580451379He isn't making a CM ace you know...
>>580451608wrong
just installed nude mods
>>580451720wtf jpbwos dont look
Do you hate one off your club members, other than the Danchou of course
Neat I guess, it was 1 of each of the featured cards.
>>580451720AIEEEE DANCHODE GET DOWN
>>580451812kill yourself and die
Can dumper show what the next lesson/songs are gonna be?
>>580449872it's comfy rural hokkaido, basically the midwest of Japan
>>580451806Yeah, our newest member is annoying as hell
>>580451720Mambo behavior
>>580451662>>580451717Oh ok. fuck you then I guess.
>>580451812love yourself and live
>>580451971Don't be like that...
>>580451720show pics of Akikawa
>>580451960umaclubwo...
>>580451806Yeah, him and his discord officer he erps with sometimes
>>580451806I like all of my club members and danchou, even the flatliners
>>580452093my wife...
>>580451971be nice
>>580451941I genuinely can't understand going to the country that figured out how to make a safe, clean hyper-urbanized society that actually makes shit work, and then you go to the fucking sticks anyway. I can do that in my own country if I want that.
>>580449872it worked for the love live port town that made love live sunshine their whole town themeLiterally saved them from irrelevancey with all the tourism
>>580452258>and then you go to the fucking sticks anywayBecause cities fucking suck
>>580452258because it's place: japan!!
>>580450960She will not inherit Uma Stan or RSS and I will glue her and go again.
>>580450457
>>580450960clanking ASS with 2*med
>>580450107I finished my pace loop but now I'm in front loop hellIt never ends
>>580452338Then why the fuck did you go to the country where over 90% of the population lives in cities?
>>580451806I like all of my club bwos
>>580452258To take it easy. Rat race does get very old.
>>580452420>Then why the fuck did you go to the country where over 90% of the population lives in cities?Because the 10% that live in the countryside are greatAlso my work is in Tokyo so any opportunity I get to leave is greatAlso Also Hokkaido/Kansai women >>>> Kanto womenDon't ever date a Kanto girl, get yourself a cute country bumpkin like spe
>>580451340bwos... does he have a chance? im daring to dream of seeing a triple crown...
Haru Urara Memorial Races statusHaru Arima3261026932610269Nambu Hai Free for All1511802615118026
there's a volcano there and once hoko tarumay retires from breeding or dies you can visit her
>>580451642It's .1 at little extra cost since bourbon has a healing unique + gold recovery then just 777 and Smaru also has to buy recoveries so can easily buy 3
>>580450960>>580452409AAAAND 1*Guts 2*Med NO ASS so back at it again!the ride never ends
>>580452653>spectator onno thx
>>580452425Shut up weirdo
bored
>>580452803shitter
I'm sleepy
>>580452447That's more just a Tokyo thing. Go to any other city and people are way more laid back. Understandably when you centralize all political and economic power in one metro area and 30 million people live there, the rest of the country is more relaxed because they don't have as much shit to do by comparison.>>580452563>Because the 10% that live in the countryside are greatI disagree because it's the only parts of the country where I actually HAVE to have a car just to have a functioning life, and I left where I grew up to get away from stuff like that.>Also Also Hokkaido/Kansai women >>>> Kanto womenAgreed but Osaka/Kyoto is only small IN COMPARISON to Tokyo. They would be considered huge anywhere else.
>>580452653this is child abuse..
>>580452604All we have to do is just to be there to witness. It's up to Lobuchen and his team.
>>580452153our wife
>>580451806I don't like nor dislike them at all, I just post shoes and close the club until next day
>>580452735V. Bourbon does not have a gold unique. You go with Bourbon because it's one less wit check.
>>580452653I'll make something tomorrow
>>580451806i love all my dacchis
>>580452962I'm not a commie...
>>580452880consume B12
>>580452851mcafe telling yeppers it's ok to drink coffee with sugar she's so warm and comforting i want a mcafe wife
>>580451806I like my clubdacchis.
so what did we learn?
>>580453136Consume my COCK
>>580453275Bakushin will never stop asking for more fans
>>580451806nobodyactually there is someone that happens to always log in as I log in to request shoes in the clublike i wake up and get ready for my day, hop on for uma to request my shoes real quick and BAM, that person just requested shoes mere moments agohappens very frequently, it's basically someone with the same daily schedule as me
>>580453184
>>580453284gladly.just kidding I'm loyal
>>580453275this thread is really fucking gay whenever there's no 'drama' to talk about.
>>580453275Blender is so fucking difficult I rather generate stuff on meshy for my game instead
>>580453545apologize
>>580451806Yes because he's an unironic zoomer, but he isn't a doomer about his life, and it turns out that actually makes him really fucking obnoxious with his takes because he still has the 16-year old mindset of "everyone surely must care about what I have to say"Also he has a giant fucking crashout every time he loses a CM.
>>580453545the thread is usually less gay when there isn't a xogger CM happening
>>580453275The mercuro stuff didn't work, so we need to keep trying to use it to heal, in order to get it to finally work
holy melty
>>580453275I fucking hate plants and not knowing when to water these shits.>water too much>I die>water little>I die>no light>I die>you farted near them>I die
>>580453669Which member so we can blacklist
>>580453685sure
>>580453545I've been advocationg for a mid month leech check for a while. Leeches getting kicked on the 14th would give us an extra week of drama
>>580453545Stop nyooooticing
>>580453448>>580453718
>>580453448>spoilerloyal tho who club hopping whore
>>580453820before MANT there were mid month penis inspection days...
>>580453843?!
>>580453669>giant fucking crashout every time he loses a CM.How does that even look
>>580453820danchou is making it so anyone with sub 10 million by the 10th is getting kickedso you may get some stuff tomorrow
>>580453820Autisuma has a penis inspection day iirc
>>580453883They were basically never actually enforced though.
>>580452941Worst of all, he can just claim the clanker did it
>>580453914Well it's all on the club dicksword but just image just message after message from him rationalizing how him losing doesn't make sense and people trying to help him with his builds is met with I CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS, THAT DOESN'T WORK, but passive-aggressively rather than in all caps, over and over
>>580452941i saw someone from here who got all the stats to 1 from failing trainings
>>580453626>>580453820I mean. I prefer nearly anything else instead of meaningless drama so I'm Fine with this.
>>580445839dream journey impregnation
There's a rumor some people think the Gold Ship and Orfevre statues on top of being IRL horses who participated in l'Arc were meant as a way to "support" Meisho Tabaru (Golshi's foal) and Juryoku Pierrot (Orfevre's foal) but since Pie-chan decided to finish her 3rd year in Japan Admire Terra whose more related uma available would be Symboli Kris S who is his Great Grandfather would probably be chosen beforehand, but Kris S never went to l'ArcBasically they chose those two to represent "finishing their story"There's also Tony Bin (Toni Bianca) who did win the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe
>>580453950And who is he going to replace these members with?
>>580454131>>580453905
>>580454059clanker doesn't do anythnig by itself thoIt was a deliberate plan, executed to perfection. I'd say we beat that torena, with hammers, to death.
>>580454101just imagine*, I meant
No idea how the mspaint got there, but I'm so proud of my smart little cookie.
It's Mambover
>>580454101Please leak is it /uma/ club?
>>580454230CENTERSTAGE
today was butter
>>580454230based printscreen painter
Mambo is officially dropping to A tomorrow.
>>580453950Which club? Autis/uma/?
I can't believe I actually miss MANT. Holy shit attempting to tryhard on Grand Live is literal torture. It's been an entire week of ace runs now and I still don't have anything usable. If MANT had 1400 speed cap I'd fucking play it instead.
I bounce on him like this
Today was Fishy
>>580454526No it's just a small club with no association with /uma/
Since Journey is honorary Yakuza, does the double negative mean I'm allowed to have sensual thoughts about her?
>>580454756does him have a name?
>>580454776Boring
>>580454776
>>580454776goodness I almost feel called out by that
Who are /uma/'s best players?
>>580454846>>580454895>>580454896WELL SORRY FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO FEED INTO UMA CLUB DRAMA, I GUESS
>>580454756I'd put Curren against a wall and pound her from behind pulling her hair and head all the way back
>>580454895Rice would do this to Curren drama whores
>>580454970
>>580454984evil evil horse
>>580454984You're the same retard as that guy anon, talk with your damn cord instead of here
>>580454984If he's not here there's nothing wrong with posting pics of the melties
why are you faggots so married to club dramasdo you not have anything better to do
Soon.
>>580455057>round 1 now show me a triple podium on round 2789
>>580455180blame the clanker
>>580454984Doto wouldn't say this, because Doto wouldn't apologize
>>580454809he is himalso goes to a different school so you wouldn't know him
>>580454970Frontloopers
>>580455180blame the chuds
>>580455180i'm BORED
>>580455235show yours
Am I retarded or is this moomoolator complete trash? Angling and Victory Cheer show up but Break it Down never does
>>580455057Delete Suzuka from your account loser fatass
FACKYOU!!
>>580455247He's cheating on you, I know this because I have contacts
>>580455207I must resist the urge to pull on nakadashi festa. Granny's more important.
Between Suzuka and Ace who is the better oonige for medium races?I like both a lot but unsure if I should roll for Ace or which two versions of Ace is better.
>>580455317that will reveal as to who I am so no you dumb ape>losing rooms here>losing his avatartroonnext go get lost you third rate loser with UG4 horses
Which umas would be great at handjobs?
>>580455420just do a tt match bwo?
>>580455391Make sure the thing is set on Mean or Median
mambros...
>>580455097>sister getting mad because can't feed on more dramaFoid behavior.
>>580455564Maruzensky
>>580455612
>>580455519>doesn't have any podium to showworse than the seafag kek
>>580455564Air ShakurTaiki Shuttle VodkaSuper Creek (nursing)
>>580455421onii-sama would never
>>580455747>He still thinks podiums matter
>>580455821hedgehog dilema
>>580454059How do you even clank that kind of thing
>>580455180SEA hours please understand The only thing they care about is numbers and drama
>>580455821hideous.
>moomoolator
>>580455843I pray you do not have your heart broken before you are ready
Curren poster made me want more drama too
>>580451806I think about that one mant refugee whose club exploded sometimes
>>580455876if it doesn't matter that means 789 wouldn't matter as wellanyway how does it feel to be worse than a erper avatarfag? copeking
>>580455564
>>580455917Let V host rooms now so /uma/ can shut him up
Why are we talking about V again?
I might not have a picture of a 123 podium but at least I don't have a picture of a 789 reverse podium either
>>580456090>Round 1 podium against bots789 means you lost terribly. Room temperature iq fr
>>580456021not happening as much as you want it
just remember when you badmouth someone on here (sans V) this is what they look like
>anon fighting with other trainers how his uma getting a podium in an irrelevant race is the best while his trainee is being ravaged behind his back by other trainers
Post pace aces, I'm still making parents
>SkinwalkerStop
>>580456452Lies, I'm not drinking rn
>>580455564How many of them could keep from accidentally ripping your dick off with their super-strong arms?
>>580456470All our pace players are bad, you don't want to see their aces
>>580456470>pace>making parentsare you okay anon
>>580456470too lazy to get on the game, but my Fine has been doing extremely well. detetmined descent is king
>>580456470Imagine a really cool teio with uma stan nimble nav maestro head on descent solid strike
So who is this?
>>580456638
>>580456638Somebody from twitter
>>580455564Fuji Kiseki is an expert at pleasuring (You) with ANY part of her body.
>>580456697Can you find
>>580456527yeah, you're the one doing the badmouthing...
>>580456697Link their account gwochacho
>>580456638Some dude?
>>580456757>>580456802No fuck off
we need another giant uma event
>>580456867So it really is umama...
>>580456516can't comprehend her being taken by somebody else?
>>580456298copeKING
>>580456638Someone triangulate the fingers and compare it with the dildo guy from earlier.
>>580456638uma&co spies leak more
>>580456937>her
>>580457018there's nothing to leak anymore now that Umama left...
>>580456638This is the one calling me nonny????
>>580455564Curren Bucket and Wedding Curren specificallygirls with gloves like that are expert penis milkers
Wei?
>>580447680sent
Ok but how do we make the thread worse?
>>580457279Are they a two for one deal as a Torena?
>>580457018Everything is dead as fuck now.
>>580457374what you just posted made it better
>>580456638so was the HRT effective anons?
the incels and femcels here should have sex
>>580457279
>>580457382Is that not what you wanted
>>580457018
>>580457381Sometimes one rides you while the other trains, or the other slides under your desk to suck you off while the one is trying to discuss her future race plans. But on rest days, you get to enjoy both at the same time. But yes, two for one.
>>580457441E-excuse me, can you have sex with me? Please?
>>580457562Any other Uma pairs like this?
>>580449174i dont think any horse girl has can reach the same level of sex appeal as asuna tho
>>580457562Sounds really troublesome and hard to deal with, not to mention messy.
>>580457581So how Doto would goof up the sex?
>>580457018Why do people keep asking uma&co for leaks but nobody asks /uma/club for leaks
>>580457441I agree!
>>580457581Doto would ride you while you were sleeping and claim she was just trying to wake you up while apologizing
>>580457747/uma/club are the jews of /uma/
any secret sauce to dom debuffers? is there a good way to pair 564 with a second gold debuff like last cm?
>>580456452mating press
>>580449174Instead of endless FGO tier NTR and black faggotry we have endless amounts of yuri and westoid tranny garbage to deal withNeither options are very appealing
>>580457747Who the hell cares what goes on in there
>>580457812So we should hate them? Is that how it works
I get it, I do. Thread quality is in the gutter because of it though. Shape up, Torenas.
>>580457841people are asking for umama leaks and umama is there now
>>580457762Breeding FineMo and FineMoposters
>>580457873you may trybut you will soon find out that [[[they]]] will not like it
>>580457971Allen and his boomer ass have no power
>>580457932disgusting creature
>>580457441I don't want to lose my virginity though
>>580457939Yeah but she's Reformed and ready! so surely she's behaving herself
>>580458086why reform something that is meant to be broken
My Trainer is actually a male Uma who is part of the Yakuza and he's going to sell the girls into sexual slavery.
it feels wrong to see her smile
>>580457932With how bad the thread is, I might be blessed with 3* stamina and groundwork.
>>580458161Wise words...
>>580457946I'm not a consistent finemo poster so I don't think I qualify, actually.
>>580458189>a male UmaSo a tranny uma?
>>580458334No, he's the only male Uma to exist. But he had to get surgery to hide his ears and his tail. Now he's taking his revenge on the URA since he wasn't allowed to be a boy Uma.
>>580457701
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/GsZ23n>https://jiggie.fun/GsZ23nhttps://jiggie.fun/GsZ23n>https://jiggie.fun/GsZ23nhttps://jiggie.fun/GsZ23n
>>580458239Fucking ass.
>>580458292What uma do you consistently post
>>580458431soccer is the most boring sport to watch in existance
>>580458392Gay fanfiction also Umas run the Yakuza
>>580458550This one. Her self-deprecating tendencies and general lameness resonates with me.
>>580458473>speed+bro your ss...
>>580455910Fill the schedule with races, eventually she loses everything and gets bad condition and bad stats, then just wait for it to finish and pick 0 skills but keeps the debuffs
>>580455564Mejiro Palmer. The name says it all.
>>580458431She's not wrong
>>580458590You can't say this when amerimutt football exists and it's nothing but an ad parade.
>>580453545I told you drama fags are LITERAL homosexual cocksuckers, no wonder they ruin everything
>>580458735no no no fail trainings after that and get to 1 stats
>>580458668Good morning SEApy
>>580458714Breeding Nice Nature and Neichaposters!
>>580458734>>580455536I'm running URA.
>>580458996just go to mambo there's plenty of them there
>>580458996You can't post that
>>580458996
>>580458864>dramaGODS go away>thread becomes gay>somehow this is because of the drama posters
>>580458590I can't think of a sport that isn't boring as hell to watch. I only really liked pool and motogp until I discovered horse racing and then it finally clicked for me why people get into them so much.
>>580458996EEEYOOO
>take a short nap>wake up>gain a headacheI FUCKING HATE SLEEEPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND LIGHT HELLO GIVE ME MY TOKENS YOU FUCKING WHORE I RUINED MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF YOU>>580458996tits too big
>>580459060Hehe...
>>580458590american handegg and baseball is up there with boringit seems like an excuse to go out and get drunk while yelling at people
>>580459074This is the gayest post in this whole thread and proves my point
>>580459163isnt that all sports?
>>580458996I need to suckle on them
>>580458992Now we're talking.
>>580458864(You) are the worst kind of posters in this thread though
tomorrow will be worse
>>580459553hmmi can smell this webm
>>580459553Only if a certain someone doesn't do their random act of kinda nice
I do not think a single banner in this game has been more important than Riko/Rice, and I regret having missed it
>>580455583i like this curren
>>580459553turbo erotic
>>580459663where is that grey image of VF telling you to roll for that banner or you will regret it
Shut the FUCK UP Twin Jet posters!
>>580459553
>>580459763wasn't vf the one saying not to roll it
>>580459763If he said to roll for it, then he was right for once, I will not begrudge him that
>>580459769I see what's happening, you're being tsundere. It's ok, let your true feelings out
>>580459383don't shay that...
>>580459725the location of neuron activation
>>580459919
>>580459808no, he was very pro the banner he even had a melty when witgod said it was not that important compared to the rerun of KSB, but then the free rolls were announced and everyone agreed getting your riko there was good
>>580459993I want to high-five Digitan.
>>580460109I wouldn't touch those sticky fingers if I were you
>>580460178Don't worry, mine are sticky, too.
>>580459348I want to feel her body trembling beneath me while we umapyoi..
did you know that in UMA MUSUME digital is always portrayed as le strong and the best agnes clan horse despite all jokes
>>580460178i want to clean Digitan's hands with my tongue
>>580460283wow digitang is cool
>>580458996I wake up next to him like this
>>580460178Sticky with her uma liquid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVtL-i3mc1cUMA!
74542629CM19
>>580460393who is him?
>>580460393He wakes up next to me like that
>>580460464chiyo mogging in the back
I have yet to see Ardan finish its chain and give me the gold recovery
>>580460374
Can we get our own OC instead of stealing others
>>580460625FAT FUCK
>>580460625SHE'S FAT
>>580460231same!wouldn't mind being in her position either though haha
>>580459663i guess riko is used in auto still but by that logic you can say fuku is eternal
Kissing Eishin Flash's cleavage out of gratitude for improving my day everyday.
>>580460778>fuku is eternalshiraoki would say that
>>580460887>7
>>58046047466603740
Another life wasted, by the likes of Ardans whims
>>580460778I barely use Riko unless it's a 20% stam boost Uma, Throne and Fuku are more impactful
after a lot of thought i have 1 come to take seriously that i might have autism and 2 it could explain some major difficulties i have been having for a long time
>>580460753cute...>no pantiesSLUT
>>58046099552846460
>>580461161Panties don't exist for Umamusume in setting. That is why they all wear spats.
>>580461124At least it's not probable bipolar
this nigga Lemon is using debuffers lol
>>580460660What oc did we steal?
>>580461273based namedropper, debuffers deserve to be named and shamed
>>580461231Fuku is just ASKING for her trainer to push her down
>>580461273>oh nyoooooo he's not playing with le hecking sovlerino oshi compGo back to /vm/a
>>580461124But are you Light O tier?
>>58046119780570354>>580461273NOT cool....
What is this Race 1 ticket? Limited roster of the first few umas released?
>>580461273debuffers are based if you are running solo oshi
>>580461360She would be incredibly lucky if she had a more naive trainer. One who wouldn't question it when she said that today's Lucky Fortune requires Trainer-san to fuck Fuku against the window, to risk being spotted by the other students doing their runs.
>>580461124The best part of being diagnosed is how the past suddenly starts to make sense.
>>580461398>OH GOD I'M DEBOOOOOOOOOOOFFIIIIIIIIING
>>580461197Maru did really well in rooms but she's just not hitting enough overtake wit checks... I need more midrace I guess...
>>580461490This, it's the only way to win this shitty track without outright using the hog
>>580461547Love everything that mangaka spews. Gets in my feels
Wait a secondWhen you get the throne buff in GL it gives you extra currency like it would for a normal rainbow.... Bros?
>>580461461Aieeeeeee83737326
>>580451720Any discord links?
>>580461559COPA?!
There's literally nothing wrong with Oshi + double debuffers
>>580461703
>>580461726there is nothing wrong with any comp
>>580461715COPA CABANAIT'S THE HOTTEST SPOTNORTH OF HAVANA
hiring somebody with no chance to win just to fart on other runners is anti-soul, no matter how shit your oshi ace is
>>580461161There's other, more effective ways to cheer up a trainer that don't include literally cheering him on, you know.
>>580461512I mean if Shiraoki-sama wills it...
>>580461703I'll become a politician to make polygamy legal JUST so I can make her my second wife
>>580461789Xog + double debuff players should be flogged though
I like the Tama alt animation, but she's a pacechud. I like the Cafe alt, but she's an endcuck. Why do they do this to me? Do lates get to cuck any other positions out of their girls?
Did half-tp start already?
bumpHaru Arima (11/16)3261026932610269Nambu Hai Free for All (7/16)1511802615118026
>>580461886Xog is my oshi
>>580461909Cafe is a late senpai
>>580461970what jong room needs 16 players?
I accidentally started a manual career with my clanker setup. I'm going in.
>>580461789Only sore losers and retards have an issue with any comp
what the fuck3 umas dying in front of the goal lmao
>>580461970>Haruher name is urara
>>580461698>Sweepy gasses out>Stam Siphon procs right afterSTOP STOP SHE'S ALREADY DEAD26856191
>>580461990The (first) alt is not.
>>580461909>gentildonna, a meta defining pace chaser, gets an alt as late surger>it made her worseLate Chudgers...
>>580462135Oh my eyes skipped that mbYeah that's suffering
Felt really nice doing the purple balls three speed training in a row at 0 energy. I just beat the elite team earlier too. I think I understand this mode now.
I feel like I rarely get double or triple rainbows even though all my sneed cards are over 50 special "priority". Hitting stam target seems easier than 1500+ speed + medium S
>>580462342Yeah priority is mostly a lie
>>580461532most people's expectations including mine will drop or be forced to by the accommodation letter but I'll still die a turbo virgin so what does it matter really
What would you do if your trainee "swapped bodies" with their roommate?
>>580462420Which Uma would take advantage of the situation?
>>580462420just realized how hot taiki would be if she didn't look and sound so stupid
>>58046208285877839
>>580462420>What would you doThem, like every last day of the week
>>580462420And what would you do if you found out the "swapped bodies" was a lie?
>>580462420Eh? Shouldn't it be "Freaky Friday"?
>>580462420if I train both nothing will change during our threesomes
>>580462480Brian acting like a child in Mayano's body.
>>580462539
>>580461824Very true. I know I would instantly perk up seeing Neicha giving me little sneak peeks while dressed up like that, and making sure nobody else notices.
>>580462420
>>580461970>spectator onno thx
>>580462539God is dead81638889
>3 stam cards with 20%growth is not enough for 1100 with autofucked up if you ask me
>>580458232I enjoyed the Air Groove and Fine Motion doujin. Any more KINO?https://exhentai.org/g/3986206/84e9b6201a/
i really wanna buy this shikishi board but...>100 bucksi know thats a pretty standard price for these but still..
How necessary is racing spirit: pow compared to racing spirit stam for pace chasers? I've got stam in my loop but not power and I'm considering just moving back to GL for my loops.
>>580462827NoFuck off
>>580459763Apologize to @VF, Rice Riko banner are value pulls. Wittard bricked yall
>>580447680I may be interested in joining. I'm not really active here, I mainly just check the thread once a week or when a big race is going on irl, but I do my dailies. Before I leave my current club, would I be good to join?ID: 596913343584
>>580462873not worth it, stam is good cause it's a late race speed skill
>>580462849I beg you, do not spend 100 bucks on RYAN
>>580461124seconding what the other anon said, getting a diagnosis really allows you to put everything into retrospect and realize that a lot of the weird idiosyncrasies of your life were the result of you being a turboautistplus you get to say autism is your superpower
>>580455513Please reapond>>580462849It's very cute. I would do it if you have the money
>>580462781Soulful Cafe93955526
>>580462849that's a cute image but yea 100$ is kinda steep, your call
>>580462965Thank you anon.
>>580462420Sex after training with both
>>580463027>got the autismo that makes me a depressed useless blob instead of the autism that made me a hyperfocused geniusLife is unfair and I hate it so fucking much
>>580462949I can't believe that crazy singapoorean was rightI kneel
>>580462949witGOD said to pull though
>>580463192He is actually good at the game
>>580463059I love to see the <3 favorites winning
there is nothing sexier than a girl putting your shirt on the morning after
What did I miss, why are we glazing Riko now? Is she good again?
Why are people shilling Rice Power, Power cards are literally useless
>>580463336it's the one bait among 100 baits today that got guaranteed replies for whatever reason
>>580463153none of your hyperfixations even has a smidge of real world usage?
>/uma/chan VFraud discord raid
I'd glaze riko
>>580463341stam sparks are forcing people to get power and i assume rice is the best for this, rice or vodka
>>580463336only for clanking stam parents
>>580462745Slut neicha is real.
>>580463341Cannot borrow both her and Wit Oguri
>>580463407But you already get 1000+ Power from clicking Speed
>>580463506You need 1.2k+ power
>>58046305919655904
>>580463506true, could also depend on what uma they're using, yaeno muteki for me was enough with 3 speed 2 wit one of them being ardan
>>580463254why does he call himself an oshi player when he always runs shit like rickey seiun and bourbon every cm
>>580463567You're either playing 1000 or 1300 (or 1250+Turf S), nothing in-between
Feels good to be an end closer main, my debuffers will do the work
Why do anons get so mad over VF? Is it jealously?Makes more money than (you) doing what he loves Better player? Has friends and a community?Better looking?
guys... i think i'm addicted to fan runs now
>>580463027autism isn't a super power if i could delete it i would do it instantly
Now that /uma/ has accepted the Power Card gospel into its heart, which is the better Late Surger power card banner, keeping in mind the other card featured on the banner and the next best option for Lates is not for 1.5 years even on an accelerated schedule?
>>580463756not mad about him, in fact i find him hilarious. the first 3 MANT CMs were comedy gold because of him
>>58046359127909450
>>580463791piss off danchud
>>580463791if you're in my club, greatif you're not then, NYOOOOOO STOP IT
>>580463756>Is it jealously?no>Makes more money than (you) doing what he loveslmao>Better player?maybe>Has friends and a community?no>Better looking?no
>>580463417SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX SEXXXXXXXXXXX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!
>>580463756>Better looking?
>>580463623Kita is 20% Speed 0% Power and she still gets over 1k Pow just by clicking Speed with a 3 Speed 2 Wit Light Hello deck. And that's without the Kita SSR Power bonus.I don't get how someone is maxxing Speed without getting 1000 Power
>>580463791>43 raceschopped schedule
>>580463791you'll get 500k per loop and you will like it, danchode
>>580463417The Neicha I like is the abusive wife Neicha
>>580463756Gatekeeping good umatuber. Most antiVF poster watch more VF content than the rest of us.
>>580463395No I'm the talentless kind of autist that has interests and hyperfixations but the moment I try to make it work to be a proper adult it blows up on my face and I need to supress the frustration with alcohol and videogames in order not to kill myselfI tried Blender once to make 3d lewd animations, then something went wrong and almost broke my screen, then dropped itOther time I tried to make sweets to sell, but after a rough month a fucking pancake got stuck so badly in the pan and destroyed itI even lost my 2 only girlfriends because of shit like thatAfter my shrink explained it was "normal for my kind" (not her words) it seems there's no hope for me. At least uma makes me happy even if I'm bad at it
>>580446032poor tama is an umankolet
>>580463967no idea either, personally i'm sticking with ardan and stamina sparks, for a welfare she's surprisingly comfy to use
>>580464060>good umatuberUhhhh you must've gotten VF confused with moomoocows
>>580463791Don't look at your graph, the addiction will become worse...
>>580463967Too many wit clicks and not enough speed clicks?Also, nice Kita, one day you'll get distance S
for me its the umadash sloptuber
It fine you can say it anon, this VF guy is smart and good looking too and not fat, that just makes some people mad sometimes
>>580463027>get diagnosed in college to see if it's autism or what>depression very heavy need medication or life is going to be hell>never took them>over 10 years later and still alivenever get diagnosed bros they will sell you meds
Bros... do i just run with this primaryShe's got 4 stam 4 medium behind her in the legacy
Guys what's this UG thing?
>>580463153>got the autismo that makes me a depressed useless blobSame, but you need to find a way to weaponize it, in my case, I'm just unhinged enough that people think I'm a very social person/extroverted. It's how I managed to land my first job, a then stranger liked his first impression of me so much that when I told him I was looking for a job, he got me an interview.
Ts crazy
>>580464321but what if you also get an adhd diagnosis and you get the fun legal meth for it
i harden for ardan
>>58046389381138268
>>580464417At this point I'm unironically considering opening a youtube channel and rant the hell out of it in hopes I become a lolcow like DSP and get pity donations in order to live as a clown
>>580464437sweepy magic is preventing my umas from firing their uniques properly auuggghhhhhh
>>580464386it means you passed the natural cap, after 1200 you get stats by half I.E if an event gives 10 speed, you'll receive 5someone can correct me but you can increase the cap (UG onwards) with sparks meaning if you use sparks the cap goes above 1317 in your pic
>>580464386the rank after SS+japs use U as above S in letter grades
>>580463253witGOD said MLB R Riko was good enough and power Rice is for whales
>>580464417I'm too autistic to care to use excess money for anything
>>580464568>u>s>aUSA USA USA
>>580464537Debuffers are lameIt's an excuse to be lazy and only make 1 ace
>>580464569But WitGOD said MLB SSR?
>>580464568u is for umamusume
>>580464668You actually want to play this shitty scenario?
10 days, i repeat, in 10 days i'm going to germany
>>580464668but what if I don't want to be lazywhat if I have fun playing the gamewhat then
>>580458996Is that a man
>>580464750
Nobody askedNo one caresKys
>>580464668>Stamina is hard to get in GrandLive>People are squirming about debuffers
>>58046443775909331>>580464668After the humiliation I suffered last CM in A Finals I no longer have any conscience whatsoever The world can burn
>>580464324If you're asking this then you should
>>580464814med school dropout, lmao
Still trying to delete Sm*rt F*lcon from my account.
>>580464518Do whatever needs to be done gwo, I've also considered it for a long time since I'm a music addict and I think I can ramble a lot about it, plus I have a good net of very good friends who I know would support me.>>580464603Funny you mention it, I also save money for the sake of it, plus watching it grow thanks to daily interests makes my weewee go hard.
>>580464908gwochachorito nobody is running murmurs and if they are it's not doing anythingit's everyone bringing six dominators per lobby that make the top speed around 1km/hr riveting gameplayi r8 8/8
>>580464910you will suffer the same humiliation again, nothing will change. Only how you approach it
>>580464908Just run Mayana no Rob Roy SR. That is good enough to get the stam requirements
next thread will have less bait but will be gayer in exchange.
>>580464873my paizuri slave
>>580465059when you die the government will take it
>>580465129it can get gayer?
>>58046491062032719>>580465101It doesn't matterNothing mattersIt's over...
>>580465129I'm going to be baiting people all next thread just for this
>>580465208It can. And it will.
>murmur does nothingyou don't play the game
>>580465208If I see someone AGPosting as THAT uma it will be 500% gayerOtherwise it will stay the same
>>580465304can you give me a taste of that bait I want to know if I should stay awake or not
>>580465282I just need my debuffers to kill the other umas and my unity cup ace wins, very nice
>vfcord discord raidAs if this thread can't get any worse
>>580465431is the uma in question Ardan?
>>580465436you just took my last bait of the night I'm actually going to bed now
umamusume rape
>>580464668Why the fuck would anyone make more than one ace on this dogshit awful scenario
>>580465430Thats what they want people to believe but it wont work for those who played the game long enough
>>580465553then I'm going with you, I'm a hugger so don't be surprised
>>580465529Meds
>>580465187My heart has been acting very funny as of late, so I prepared a dead man's switch that will send a message to my brother with my Steam, Battlenet, Epic and bank account passwords so he can take everything instead.
>>580465549I had a different one in mind but I would still release a lot of lust over Ardan, yeah
>>58046528210747740
I miss when we used to post the top 3 umas with the results, now the skill list is too long
>>580462420>>580462553Cute
>>580465652
>>580465689Fucked up for me then since I was planning to do it with natie. Oh well.
>>580465783you can host a room and do it that way if you want
>>580465783phoneposters can't do it kek
>>580465783Just install Hakuraku lazy ass nigga
>>58046569018282561
>>580465998So Sweepy can hold her own beyond being an oshi pick
>>580465994That's not as Sovlful as stitching up a bunch of screenshots together and sometimes forgetting to censor peoples names tho.....
>>580466076NTA but Sweepy is super strong anons sleep on her for some reason
Damn Unity is so fun. Jumped from making B+ straight to S on my 2nd try.
>getting spooked by a +20 energy +1 mood event for a card that isn't even in my deckthis shit happens way too often
>>580466129That's because you've never done it :^)
>>580465879I am sure somebody will sex up Natie..
>>580465783It takes too long and anyone interested in a build should just ask for it
>>580466158congrats on your first S!
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>>58046599863065362
>>580466158there's a reason why that scenario is much beloved here
i don't want to go to sleep the umamusumes will disappear temporarily
>>580466158Unity scenario got buffed, it's even better than the Trackblazer scenario now
>>580466402Just lucid dream anon
>>580466130I always associate end closers with longs and mile conversion but Sweep seems to not even need Spurt anymore and has native heal and medium accelI havent been able to try an ace run with her myself to see if the theory bears out Plus the other native gold skill reserved for debuff makes me wonder if i should still buy it
I have no idea if I took the right skills though since all the descriptions are kinda vague. How do I unlock class 2?
>>580466236I don't really know if the people who like her line up with the people who actually enjoy agp posting so who knows.
>>580466402Anon... tulpa doko?
>>580466571Every week on Monday reset you promote/demote/retain your team trials Class, you're in Class 1 right now.
>>580466402you will disappear too anon and one day it will be forever
>>580466328This Bourbon is insaneWhat a monster71745776
>>580466052the look on her face when you tell her that you and your girlfriend broke up
Paces are so fucking cooked this CM. Not only they're the style that requires more stamina, they can't afford to sacrifice SPD for more STA unlike Ends.4 debuffers means a Pace need 1000+ STA + gold or even more.
>>580466571I forgot how to unlock them, I think you need a better score? Another S uma should do it if that's the case
>>580466804>inb4 she's thinking "yeah, checks out, must be unbearable to spend time with this betacuck willingly, I'm glad I only need to cope with him a few more months, for now I'll pretend to pity him *chuckle*"
>3 aces>6 debufferswhere's the SOUL
>>580466571>the descriptions are kinda vagueGametora is THE wiki you need to look up if you have any questions regarding the mechanics of the game, here you can search any skills you might find confusing explained in normal human speech.https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
>>580466781Too bad she's a Stamlet but I'll be sticking with her anyway. If all her recoveries proc she should even survive double murmurs.I'm fully expecting missing the Gold recovery and finishing 3rd in the Finals
>>580464518Strive to be the biggest lolcow there currently is, boogie. DSP ain't shit compared to that fat blob of shit. DSP is amusing for sure, but he is no boogie, the Mr Rogers of our time.>>580465059>and I think I can ramble a lot about itThere is people literally making cash by STEALING CONTENT, may it be on Youtube (stealing scripts, lying and being hypocritical) or Twitch (literal theft of TV shows and YT videos). Anyone can technically make money on those places, you just need "to get lucky" that you get eyes on yourself. Authenticity matters and all that, people love that shit, all the more so when someone autistic talks about something he truly cares about, no matter the topic.
>>580466970I still don't have a single decent fast learner ace for this cm and that will be the meta in the future. So unless they fix the shitty RNG, 1 ace + 2 debuffers just saves the average torena the most amount of time.
soon
>>580466970Where have you been?
>>580466970Mediums are the DEATH of soul with Xoguri and debuffersCome back for Sprints/Miles/Arima
>>580466970Making piggies quit the game for losing to debuffers in the finals will always be funny
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>>580467417>>580467417>>580467417
>>580467221Something special already happened on this day just a year ago, that's old news.
>>580467174You don’t need fast learner to win
new marePhalaenopsiswon 1998 Shuka Sho and 2000 QE2. Raced with Grass, Spe, Opera O, NTR, Mejiro Bright and Stego in the 1999 Arima kinen (jobbed)
real bread doko
Nope, nope. NOPE.COUNTERBAKE NOW.
>>580467484I was holding out hope for titleholder but yeah, was expecting this. Thank you mare yaeno muteki
>>580467476*YetIt's mandatory in the skillspam future
>>580467689Global wont have that many no lifers farming for fast learner
>>580467103I spent my teenage years chronically online, so I think I have a good grasp of the things I need in order to make it, which is to ground my ideas, practice and, as you said, luck.
>>580467484TSURU WAS IN THE 99' ARIMA KINEN TOO!!!SHE WAS 4TH!!!DONT FORGET TSURU!!!Also Phalaenopis won the 98' Oka Sho as well
>>580462537Give her a less retarded outfit, remove the stupid accent, bam, that's a first rate uma right there.
I can bake if people will use it
>>580467973don't be silly now
>>580467973Please do. You still have time.
>>580467973sure
Gold City smile in my heart
I baked 40min after before and still won
>>580468095that's because the NTRfag is on the mods' shitlist
>>580468149>>580468149>>580468149
OH BOY MORE THREAD WAR FAGGOTRY WHAT JOY
>>580468714It's not meant to be a threadwar desu, I'm just expecting the janny will delete the NTR thread cause it happened 3 times in a row I think
>>580464386You've reached new heights, anon!
