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>>580912875this one
Rickey!
I'll use this cause I like thread wars
This bwead
>>580913023War is... good?
>V is a staygoldtranny What are the odds he's THE staygoldtranny
Howdy
>>580913023me too honestly
Remember the thread rulesDo not post any uma on this pic
>>580913103Nah, stego anon is nice and actually buys merch is his oshi, V is fat and a SEAfag
>>580913070War is drama and drama is good
This is home...
Fuji Kiseki
>>580913212God he's such an annoying cunt
>>580913214He's so fucking obnoxious, though.
>>580913274Why is neicha saying the same thing...
>>580913383Not really, he's niceV is a dramafaggot
some of you are way more cringe inducing than he ever was
>>580913462It's her nature
Just came from the other threadWe can't post Buena Vista anymore?
Any Zephyr appreciators dissapointed by her career? I thought she was cool as a rival in Nishinos career but nearly 3/4 of all sentences she speaks mention windIt is insane WE GET IT SHE IS THE WIND UMAThis is her career & yet she feels flanderized
>>580913487Nobody cares Umama
>>580913480The stegofaggot used to be a lot more annoying but now he mostly stopped spamming
>>580913535You guys have a weird script this week
>>580913589Again, he actually plays JP and buys merch of his oshiV is a larping retard
>>580913589He's still a blogposting retard posting shit that's completely irrelevant to this thread and needs to fuck off to umajp
>>580913480>>580913651No, you can also go to hell you annoying faggot
>>580913535You can post her here nonny
>>580913651V wins plat in JP meanwhile the stegotroon can only blogpost
>>580913738No I don't think so V
>>580913651t.staygoldtranny
i haven't done a career today yett dancho
NA hours are garbage The moment our EU bakers go to sleep threads are so fucking low quality and every single new thread is just thread wars
>NTR>Ayabe>Mirako>now BuenaWho is the next V owned uma?
doesn't matter how uppity they are when they're just a bunch of jobbers and platletsBe it staygoldtranny, V and Umama they all suck at the game
Derby Umamusume
you can't suck at a coinflip finals RNG game nonny
>>580913941Umama is good
I like Stego anon, he likes a pretty uma.And buys merch.And his fan count for Stego made me start doing fan runs myself.He's so dreamy...
>>580912875One of the characters ever created.
oissu
>>580913993
>>580914013Kill yourself staygoldtranny
>>580913941You and everyone else better win CMs because as soon uma.moe is able to doxx plat titles, I'll make a gigantic list of all /uma/ players who has less plats than V and Umama
>>580913993Oh yeah? how come I haven't seen that disgusting freak post platsbet its not even a quarter they've wonpathethic
uh oh melty
>>580914165based
>>580913810>V wins plat not cm18's plat LMFAO
>>580914180He won the Sprint CM with Kita
>>580913941The staygold poster at least actively admits he sucks at the game and prefaces most his posts with that.
heheheheheh
>>580914029oppaiii naisu neecha deeeeesu
>>580913993Lmao he's fucking dogshit for the amount of time he puts in the game
>>580914274>2 plats out of 18> MUST BE COINFLIP RNG DEFINITELY NOT ME!
JORDAN LOVE
You faggots are never convincing me again that /vm/ is worse than here
>>580914187my paizuri slave
>>580914350Umama is better than most people that join rooms here. Fuck you
sex with mayaposters
>>580914274then tell me how many CMs they've lost and crashed out in the threads then
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/FHqqnshttps://jiggie.fun/FHqqns
For about 30 hours threads were quite comfy and now they are back to shit at full force, were the sharks eating internet fiber cable at SEA again?
>>580914441He also spends 12 hours a day playing Uma and has like 2 plats to his name
kek
>>580914471How would I know how many he won
training for anything other than mickey mouse distances in grand live is so fucking assthis scenario sucks so much ass
>>580914487this what you get for getting uppity bitchkill yourself so you'll be truly reformed
>>580914441Current /uma/ rooms are round 1 level desu
>>580914392>thread war happens on /vg/>forgotten about within 50 posts of the surviving thread>someone uses the "wrong" image in /vm/>argument lasts for 3 straight threads that live for 1k posts each
mindbroken
>>580914730Open one and show off then
>starts spamming imagesyeah we won
Remember to press the button for a new collage
>>580914935That one was the best out of all recent ones
what happens to (You) when your trainee has sadistic episodes
>>580915167I'm still nursing a few broken ribs from last time
>>580914730>>580914869>still no room hostedYou're not scared of racing against round 1 level shitters, right anon?
>this thread only talks about V>the other thread talks about the gamenyooooticing
>>580915167I have masochistic episodes myself, so...
My first CM win was Scorpio 1It's my first shot at getting a star plat
UmaTore is too problematic a relationship, especially when many of these girls are in middle school.
*sniffles* m-mindbroken
when is cm anywayI'm still looping
>bue threads ignored in favor of pedophile tranny maya threads nowi see how it is seatards
>>580913715This.
>>580915163Cute Rice
>580915473>one man posting his shitty glue is talking about the gamenyoticers? nyoticin, I think I just nyoticed in my pants after that one
>>580915085Namedropping yourself in threads is when you know you've hit rock bottom
>>580915620Registration started 2 days ago bwo
>>580915503the only star i have so far is virgo because I'm a turbo virgin
Legitimately what the fuck does support chain event frequency even do?
>>580915639Buena is a V uma now kek
>>580915709>made me open the game to checkFUCK YOU NOW DANCHOU KNOWS I'M AWAKE
I love my genius wife!
>>580915771locks up your supports per level
>>580915808Yeah, so about those fan runs...
the oguri card is kinda ass ngl
>>580915672This comment broke him too >>580835019
>>580915954any pace winning pubs is doing DD + solid strike bro
>muh I'm going to talk about the posters I don't like all day long >nuh uh I'm not obsessed at allYou retards deserve the current state of the thread
>>580913119Howdy, Taiki!/Umagg/ danchou is looking for two trainers. All we need from you are shoes and dailies(preferably 1 million fans a day, about 2 autos at most). If you need a club before cutoff, please stop by. Our current rank is about 1170.
>>580915656there isn't any other kind
>>580916087>29/30>danchou is looking for two trainersA-anon...?
>>580912875Mayano sex is good.
>>580916087commit to b+ and relax
GET ZERO
>>580916284
stop being gay and talk about the game
V was always a better poster than the goldtroon, and was nice as well and would give advice and actively talk about the game. You just wanted any reason to hate him so you started attacking him, then his favorite Uma, and when he retaliated you treated him like a monster. You consistently attack those he likes for no real reason and expect anyone to be ok with that. If you all were to attack the goldtroon the same way he'd also buckle under the pressure and start being nasty.
>training an end xog because I don't want to end up in the "worse than V" list
>>580916358shut up Vpost plats instead of yap
>>580916358Lmao V was giving the most retarded boring chat-gpt tier advice
>>580916358Some of that is probably true, but regardless, there is a trivial solution to any problem V has ever faced in these threads: BE ANONYMOUS
>>580916358Before I click [-], I just wanted to let you know that I didn't read any of that and you should kill yourself
If 7 I fucking train a Curren for Arima Kinen
Yeah I can see why you're not in a relationship
>>580916358V isn't going to fuck you Umama
>>580915781Half of the cast is a V uma now....
>>580916351pama tummy
>>580916420>everyone in this thread
>>580916410That's not a high bar
Remember the melty after basic blonde bitch?
I will marry Dia
>>580916351I am trying to make a 3* dirt Inari One. Once I have her, I will start trying to make a 3* dirt someone else (I don't yet know who).
>>580916087watchout everyone, someone is getting killed todayas for the CIA anon fro mthe other thread, retard me first did a jp one then did another one but selected global playable only umas. Im not doing it a 3rd time (top was satono crown for the jp one)
>>580916410this made me kek>>580916668link to the thread or screencaps?
>>580916204Pic is old. Here, have a current one, anon.>>580916291Would not be fair to the ones that hard carried our asses to this point if I don't even try.
Marry Mejiro Palmer.
el miho bobo
>anon says /uma/ rooms are shit>try some public rooms>5 minutes of "Could not register because the registration limit has been reached.">finally join a room>my girls that always have a hard time on /uma/ podium these retardshmmmmmmmm
Thoughts on Nakayama Festa?
so what did we learn?
>>580916837She seems cool so far
>>580916837I liked her design with the skirt better
>>580916837>that tummyshe's asking for it
Telling my trainee about the fake rings all trainers wear!
Anyone else constantly running out of room but still unable to transfer old trainees for nostalgia reasons?The good old days...
>Larps as JP vet>Bad at game>AvatarFag>Constant spam >Fragile ego melties>Wonder why everyone hates him
>>580916330>>580916289Falcute
>>580916837After her wit card got released I went full yume on her I was not aware of how cute she is, how cute and smol her seiyuu is, and how cute is her voice.
>>580917008i can only clear one spot at a time because of that
My trainee wouldn't have romantic feelings towards me
>>580917027Yeah the staygoldtranny needs to fuck off
This is what happens to the thread when there's no club drama
>>580917027the JP vet larp arc was the funniest
>>580917190you'll always be a shitter Umama
>>580917271I'M NOT UMAMA. AND THAT'S NOT TRUE
>>580915771guarantees the support chains in your deck do not finish
>>580917190why hasn't mambo died yetwhen will I get my promised mambodeggon
What have we learned?
My hero..?
Don't forget to check this list before posting an uma
>>580917438mambo will never die
>>580916341Maya is so cute...
>>580917027Why do you people always use pictures of Mayano Top Gun whenever you post vile vitriol in the thread like this? Maya wouldn't say any of this
>>580917501pachi pachi
>>580917603But I like Mirako
>>580917603My Uma isn't on the list. What does that mean?
>>580917671Maya would say things like that if she knew her trainer liked shitposting
>>580917603what will happen when all bottom umas are at the top
>>580917603>a filipino wasted time making this
>>580917671Maya is nyooticer and only posts truths
>>580917794It means the same thing as what it would mean if she were on the list: nothing.
>>580917027Not only that but he larps as a keibafag too Never forget the hour+ samefag monologue he had in his own thread trying to talk about keiba like he knows shif
>>580917603
>>580918104But what does that mean?
>>580918169Nothing? It's zero. You know, where the center stands.
>>580918104If the list means nothing why aren't you posting on the other thread?
>>580917603I don't care I will post this fat fuck and roll for her when she comes to.global
>>580918131I don't even get the point of it anymoreLike maybe 6 months ago it was kinda funny but what even is the point of doing this
>>580918248I don't really listen to K-Pop.
>>580918306K-Pop is jarring to the earsGet Zero! Isn't
>>580917868>flip789?
>>580918495I want to get a Falco earjob
>580918256>why aren't you using the empty breadhead scratcher that one is
>>580918476Dog and Cow.
>>580916924It's awfully good, isn't it.
Now there's this puzzle:https://jiggie.fun/eNzuephttps://jiggie.fun/eNzuephttps://jiggie.fun/eNzuep
>>580918495>zero to onethat was a good aquours song, but what does that have to do with anything?
My trainee was complaining about how she didn't win the last race, so I filled out the paperwork to end the contract early because I'm a terrible trainer and she deserves to have someone who can actually support her properly
>>580918131Reminder he spammed JP thread with same NTR pictures pretending to be a schizo and messed up by posting one on JP first
>>580918719ruby torena...
>>580917868But v didn't make it
>>580917603And nothing of value was (or will be) lost.
>>580916358
the official english lyrics for ホメメテオ is shit
>>580917190The harsh truth of this general. Without Curren everyone starts acting retarded.
>>580919273its catchy and the girls are cute that's all that matters
Nin Nin?
Posting a V uma before /uma/ decides I can't post her anymore!
>>580919485>V uma
TopRo is banned!!!
Do you umadachis ever stop jacking off for so long that your body just unlocks a new ability to pee semen out without fapping? Because I just did.
>>580919806Prostate cancer.
Asking anons for a second chance then behaving this way is so disappointing.
>>580919806I cant even wait 12 hours before having another go on the little guy gwo
>>580919549phimosis is not a V uma
Runaway 2 fronts test761011247610112476101124miles don't have the 'third front is a lagger and ends up as fish food for pace' problem. I can't figure out how to make triple fronts work
>>580919960>he doesn't know
>>580919934Umama said he ignored his Discord message in the /Uma/Club chat so that's probably what this melty is about
I need a hacker cracker to leak the new hakuraku race simulator engine
>>5809200136/9 stop shitposting and join in
>>580920239Who is this?
>>580920341Ines without the hat...
>>580920309im making fans for danchou though
>>580920378Ines…without the hat…?Is that possible?
>>580920013Didn't expect to see the 3rd guy in the room. Hope things are going fine for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZspqOFZJF7oWatch this
>>580920679>nigekiri sisterGood video
>>5809200132 more rooms458882974588829745888297
bwos why did I ever go power sparks, stam is so much better3 power bonus carries
>>580920874>3 power bonusWhich cards are you using?
shurely I wont get raped in the creek rerun haha
>>580920874cm19 stam test, will post detailed results602860516028605160286051>>580921082kita, maru and maya
>>580921019I want to supercharge that turbo
>>580920871Sorry but I forgot to screenshot the results...was thinking about the suzucar living for too longlast room 554255975542559755425597
Mejiro, Mejiro,
>>5809211691lb creek CHECK1 voucher CHECK1 spark CHECK2 crystals CHECKI am NOT getting raped
>>580921210https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=5X372u0PYe79F04h3JpgJaFn797091157970911579709115one more
Now I'll eat my vegetables.
>>580921509https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=7mrslEDZN7HIMzmGkDxXly2Jdied anyway but grrrthanks for comingtime to remake parent stuffer...
>>580921315final room results, thanks for joining anondacchis. Maybe 5 front rooms are the way..?btw Dia-chan can get fall runner by winning Japan Cup Senior
Trainer-san!!! Howdy!!!!!
>>580921509>784 stam staiki didnt die even with failed rec procnyooooooooticing
>>580921803>5 front roomsjesus christ how horrifying
>>580921937it has 2 stamina greens
Which Umas would make use of generative AI and which Umas would be really annoying about how much they hate AI?
>>580921917>taiki sloppa
>>580921937don't try it, my 800 stam tama with race planner has died in a field without a single stam farter
name 3 horses
>>580921803>fall runnerThanks, I forgot about that. I'll try rolling higher one more time.
>>580922160Bruce LeeJackie ChanUhhhhhI can't think of any others
>>580921315Here is your result bwo
>>580922160JumboDumboHorton
>>580921315>>580922337
>>580922160Sea biscuitMister edand uh... erm..
>>580922304coffee is good for me
>>580922160FingerSkibidi RizzKidslookintouchable
Why do so many Oguris here keep losing
>>580922615Juvenile Phil
coffee does the weirdest things to people
>>580922728I need to remake mineWaiting on my parent to finish
I want to grab Grass Wonder's american butt.
>>580922814Would Cafe be mad at thishttps://x.com/cuntanyl/status/2098571663616995679
>>580922728I didn't make mine yet
hi
UmamaV dicksword raid proven
>>580922926ewdon't know about cafe (she was ok with yeppers drinking it sugary) but that amount of sugar on coffee sounds disgusting
>>580915635GENTLE WIFE!
>>580923119Jealous that you weren't invited to the private /uma/cord?
i don't get it why are japs obsessed with this movie?
should i play dragon's dogma
>>580923406dogma ballz
>>580922926she's making a drink for Yuki, how nice and thoughtful of her
>>580923326Because Armageddon makes the asteroid out to be as gigantic as a fucking planet, while Deep Impact is the SCIENTIFIC version of that shit show. Both are equally enjoyable, for VERY different reasons.
>>580923406A cutie like you should be giving me kissies
>>580923406after the DLC
CM20 status?
>>580923406it's a pretty decent romp If you never played the original or cared about the franchise. Fuck Itsuno btw.But wait for DLC for sure, it'll be out on October 9.
>>580923541im gonna 1 ace 2 debuff the rest of GL. fucking unacceptable scenario to play on
>>580923472I don't think Cafe is evil enough to give Yuki 10 fucking shots of espresso.
>>580923406yes but the first one and skip BBI until the endgame otherwise you will power creep
need more cafe
Hello
My trainee found out I was only using her for the fame of being a star trainer and that I didn't actually love her
>>580923541long CMs are my favoriteI've had my parents ready since half-tp was still a thing, waiting until CM is over so I can start working on my aces but I'm ready for the comfymaxxing track that is nakayama "retards die during midrace" 2500m
need cafe pantyhose
>>580923762I still don't get why they skimped so hard on 1* and 2* animations when you get them to 3*. Yeah, sure, have them shitty signature animation before 3*, but why fuck them forever for not being a 3*?
>>580924147me and who
>>580924202
>>580923541Hmmm probably going Taishin Kita and... Maybe front summer mcqueen?
>>580924202(You) and
>>580924296another yap session when
My trainee is being passive aggressive with the ethnic waitress again.....
>>580923541still looping that fuckass mant exclusive pace/long skill, thankfully got to the point i dont have to run mant/borrow it into the loop.
It's over
>>580922926>10 shots of espresso
>>580924147sex with mares
>>580924420retard
>>580924420I mean you can always call me
>danchode posted the discord link
Should I fuck my trainee?
>>580922926I've drank over two liters of energy drinks in a single night
>>580924192it's to make sure the natural 3*s stay special
>>580924828that explains a lot about yourself
>>580924828you're no longer considered human. you are a walking kidney stone.
>>580924828Energy drinks will give you cancer, take the black coffee pill already
>>580924828bro is training his heart til failure
>>580923762Nice.
@umagrok remove the ugly one from the picture please
WHAT THE HELL NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>580924925I had work and a stupid hackathon-like assignment>>580925071>>580925130>>580925156I don't drink energy drinks anymore, just coffee with sugar
>>580912875One of the greatest threads ever created.
>>580925240I'll do you one better
Goodnight
>>580925342>hates YeppersSatanic post
>>580924828Yeah me too, but I don't do that anymore after the incident.
>>580925342MarrySexKill with sex
>>580925498
>>580925498night <3
>>580925521what happened gwochacho? a lil heart attack?
>>580925498Good shitposting today bwo, see you tomorrow
when is any uma getting a mahou shoujo outfit?we get witches but not mahou shoujo in a japanese game?
I'm losing my fucking mind here. Can someone send me the art of (I think) Digitan catching her trainer with her glasses off? Trainer had freckles and used to be a gyaru in high school.
>>580926150mahou shoujo are pure, all umas are rapists so they can only be witches
>>580917603Where is my wife Falco
I guess #clublist anon is dead...is /uma/chan a vg club yay or nay?
>>580926397nyopers
>>580926397Only if they remove their outright bots
>>580926397yea not yay kek
>>580917603>listening to a schizo's schizoI'll do what I want bitch
>>580926264>mahou shoujo are purethis hasn't been true for the last 2 decades of mahou shoujo unc
https://x.com/Kei5sr5/status/2099307176821231812WOOOOF WOOOOF GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>580926397it's a botting club so no
>>580925667Basically yes, was out drinking and didn't knew where to stop, so I fainted and had to be revived, that shit hurt like hell
>>580926572Topuro with a ponytail is sex incarnate my cock just starts leaking from it
>>580926150just say Magical Girl bro
>>580926397Join at your own risk, they have bots in there and soon will be carpet bombed by cygods inshallah
>>580926647another reason to dislike women
>>580926652STALLION
>>580926175I FUCKING FOUND IT
>>580926952AND MARES
>>580926998BY CHECKING WADA ARCO'S RETWEETS
>>580927120Lactating Curren...
>>580926998Cute. I miss the classic otaku with flannel shirt and round glasses stereotype all otaku nowadays are normalfag looking.
>>580926652I want this but with the newly added Uma.
>>580927205
>>580927205mmm yogurt
>>580927205Would Kita really not be one taught by Dia? The latter probably leglocked her trainer on day two of getting scouted.
>>580917603>merging * and Umommy
>>580921713I ate them. They were good.
how do you live with deck inferiority complex when the gacha shafts you every time you spark?What's your cope?
>>580927676any brick can be overcome by waiting long enough
>>580927217Yeah, but she's a (ex-) gyaru so she clearly takes care of her body and appearance. Unlike the stereotype.
Aren't /uma/club concerned about what umama is doing to their image
>>580927676>he didnt roll in the Tachy Hello banner
>>580927676there is no cope, you just get calloused with time>t. got only 1 tachyon from 400 pullsEverytime I do independent training, I'm like 100-500 points away from SS rank, MLB Light Hello surely would have fixed that. Or I could have used Tachyon Speed when doing my Maru runs.
>>580927676Infinite mental fortitude. I only go "bravo" and play with what I have I'll never get tilted from bad luck.
>>580927173but can japanese people have freckles?
>>580927509Either of them can teach me
>>580927797I was bricked when I quit, was twice as bricked when I came back, was bricked through all of MANT, rolled on light hello and came out the other end a big fat fucking brick.My support card deck is nearly fucking identical to when I quit around CM3
>>580927813Reformed!
>>580927813What image fucking retarded mongoloid? This is an anonymous board.
>>580928004retard
>>580927941
>>580928004Retard
>>580927813Not like this'll be the first time Umama will get /Uma/ Club in trouble. Already happened when he kept joining rooms
>>580928025umas dont count just like with hair color
>>580928004by time i meant actually playing the game bwo..If you quit you arent getting gibs and cant save 500ish pulls to overcome worst case luck...
>>580927813I'm just leaving next month idc anymore
>>580927668I made cinnamon buns (swedish style, not cummed on) amd can feel my stomach churn
>>580928179future mambwo.....
>>580928162I did save 500 ish pulls to overcome worst case luckexcept I didn't overcome worst case shit because my luck is always shit
>>580928179leave now and drop them down A+
>>580928179Everyone is saying this
I like when an uma has HUGE tiddies but they aren't the fpcus of her design, like Gentildonna's massive mammaries
Does anyone know how good A%G is for independent training?
retard
>>580928179leave now and I will give you steam gift cards so you can get your S rank carats anyway kek
Hai Hai!
>>580928521Big need to lick Spe's fingies
>>580928608Me too so you will get way more gibs
>>580928632Seiun Sky Deeeeesu!
>>580928608I would but the club I want to join is full
>>580928390brother her outfit can barely contain her milkers and there are in-game plot relevant scenes where other umas stare at them jiggling as she walks by
>>580928792They will make room for you
>>580928521>Digitan tiddiesShe's as flat as Cafe bro
>>580928792You don't want to join Uma&co? 29/30
Is Yanko a daddy girl?
>>580928807Yeah but her main superficial point is that she's pretty as a doll and ripped as fuckSometimes I am sad the game doesn't have muscles...
>>580929002No, she isn't anything. In about eighteen years she will be added to the game, and then she will be something.
What would be the uma equivalent for this? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RCdjVhb3J_8
>>580928608/Uma/Club danchou already gives steam gift cards tho
>>580929002we'll both have something in common then
>>580926264Mahou Shojo are dead ends, part of the propaganda to kill motherhood.
>>580929081>implying she won't be a nepo addition
>>580929174but in precure the precures get pregnant at the end
>>580929107Allen is afraid...
Curren should've had big breasts.
>>580928792We will make room for you
>>580929235>but in precure
>clubs kicking members when it's already so hard to find replacementsUma&Co will remain 29/30 until 2027
tokyo mew mew was the last pure mahō shōjo
I love umas with fat tits.I have nothing against flatties though.
>>580929701>what is flipflappers
>>580928608I'm not umama or a member of /uma/club, but can I have a gift card too?
>>580929628They'll be 25/30 by 2027
i've never seen a picture of curren attached to a good postreally makes you think
>>580929763>cockona
i've never seen a picture of falco attached to a good post or a post that doesn't induce hate and toxicityreally makes you think
>>580929737
i've never seen
>>580929134I bounce like this
>>580929806I've posted some nice fanart of her without any text, on occasion. That counts (if you happen to like the fanart)
>>580929881smear campaign organized by curren posters to smear the cutest umadol
>>580929983How do you masturbate
>>580929983heyy...
>instantly falco scum need to run a pr campaign to protect their idol>instantly blame currenWAKE UP SHEEPLE
mambo
>found lemon in the VFCordLmao, I could post his discord info
paizuri mambo
How much longer until Grandmasters?
Masculine men watch Kirara anime and like cute stuff>>580930126But why would you behave like a brown if you are not a, nevermind.
>>580929806>>580929881prepare its the worst post of all time
Curren owes me sex, I paid 100K Monies for a full package for crying out loud
>>580930362I think it's cute
>>580930362Isn't that image from one of the other boards drawfags
>>580930362
>>580930449I run like this
>>580930362It's 50% shit
>>580930018being plugged by said man>>580930027hii
Making some lobbies. Someone else can post results if they want to, but I'm going to focus on keeping the lobbies going.9082752069308361
Bros I just can't stop playing. I had 80 of these TP pots and suddenly they're down to 55.
I'm sorry Rice, but I love Millet.
>>580930810it'll be zero in no time. I blew through my last 60 during half TP month, quite easily.
So I'll soon have enough rolls to get the umas I want on 2nd Anni and a banner I want to roll. But how do I save enough gems to get good cards? What is the next Stamina card after Super Creek? I find myself always borrowing her and using worse speed cards cause she's so strong. My own stamina cards are mega cope just 1 SR gold card and the club point ones are all I got.
curren is unironically incredibly attractive and I'm tired of pretending she's not
>>580930965Meant for>>580930172
Is ramomu really a must?t. frontfag
>>580930761first time I see that Helios speed card, is gold slipstream that good?
>>580931146yes
>>580930761Where the fuck is everybody? Every night this thread complains there are no lobbies, but only one guy joins when there is a lobby.
>>580931146yeppersher and wit bobo is core
>>580930673Inside a carAt a gas station bathroomIn a clothes store changing roomIn a parkAt the cemetery
>>580930673Is your dick broken from HRT
>>580931237Hot
>>580931185It's a good ability, but I would not use Helios's card over Maruzensky's if I weren't training her.
>>580931146You will only use one WIT in grand masters and every position will have their WIT card
>>580931281I'm remaking my parents
>>580931428This happens in L’arc
>>580931281I still don't have any aces
is turf B that bad?
>>580931591Nah. Acceleration isn't important.
>>580931281We had a bunch of lobbies with a bunch of people joining a few hours ago bwo...
>>580931281we don't play this kusoge anymore
semen status
>>580931281We're all wagies who need to prepare for a tough monday or autists too tired after their 5th ejaculation
>>580931645fuck it affects accel? i thought it was just less power
>>580931329and more!
post something cute
I need to fuck a Seiun Sky. Do you think King would notice if I sneak away from her training?
>>580931775witGOD
>>580929983>>580930018>>580930027>>580930673>>580931329
>>580931775What do you think Power does
>>580931759I need more of these
>>580931281i got raped by xoggers for 3 hours in pub rooms earlier and I now officially give 0 shits about this CMwill probably run triple debuffers because fuck this game
Remember to not waste of a single turn of Summer training.
Falco but bustier.
>>580931037some of you should stop cybersexing and answer anon's questions about some video game that you might have heard of
>>580931884If all his mechanical knowledge comes from here then power does nothing
>>580931037Are you saving up your pink tickets?
"i" will leave "the" club and "we" will be recruited next month
>>580931037If you're a frontfag and have the patience to wait for a year, wait for the Shakur stam-Daiwa wit bannerotherwise roll for SoE stam
>>580932317mambwo.......
>>580931037>how do i save enoughBe disciplined, make a schedule and follow it religiously, so no snackingUse https://umacaratcalculator.com for that>next stamina after creekSounds of Earth, then Shakur, but by that time those are borrow-tier because stam isn't that much of an issue>this is the post that prompted the seiun degeneracy
>>580930761>Teio step after anglingsex sex sex, your Maru is sick too
>>580931913but, shichi wouldn't say this tho
>>580931037>But how do I save enough gems to get good cards?maximize your gains by doing dailies every day, get to a good TT class, win CMs, be in a high ranking club, do all events for gibsbut mainly save
If we all agree to not use Xoguri then this CM could be fun for once
>>580932317*m*m*...
>>580931037just ask google and it'll search through reddit if nonnies are ignoring you here kitten
>>580932550don't do this for anything the google AI is bad, go to gemini directly if you ever need a LLM
>>580924147
>>580931037Do you have any copies of Creek? If so, you can save anniversary selectors and gradually MLB her. In the meantime, the welfare Biwa is a pretty good stamina card as a statstick (sadly her recovery is tiers below Maestro). The next good stam card to roll on is Air Shakur stam, but that's late next year if I remember right. If you're swimming in carats you could dump 400 pulls on Sounds of Earth, but it doesn't sound like you're filthy rich. >tl;dr: save your carats like a fiend, play the game every day and 100% events, participate in CMs and start making a pull plan, using Biwa stam for cope in the meantime.
>do 40 race fan runs>zero carats>do 20 races regular parent run>5 - 30 caratsNoticing
>>580932410Thanks. It's actually two different Marus, I was hoping to get more reps in to compare them.
>>580932710Loopa is the trutha
>erp hours again
>>580932668I never got a copy of Creek.>>580932354My account is front coded and I rolled Seiun + Summer Maru already.
Reformed and ready!
>>580932894wow did you ever take a long break from the game....
>Atleast my other umawives are safe from this faggotry.
>>580932879Nobody cares about erp destroying the thread but God forbid 2 anons doing erp in a private chat
>>580932894Wit card status?
>>580933141club chat and discord servers are not privateif they really didn't want anyone to see it and it's not fabricated anyway then they would do it in dms
>>580932894bourbon wit status????
>>580933141it's because /uma/faggots are voyuers and hate being left put of the spicy action
>>580933141If they were doing it in a private chat nobody would know about it dumb retarded don't want to get banned
>>580933151>>580933241>>580933060i kinda regret rerolling for fine motion of supah creek
>>580932894It's better than mine at least.
>>580932879don't be like that
Gold City would break down crying if her trainer raises his voice too much or is slightly means to her, bitch thinks she's tuff but would fumble under 0 pressure
orenji
>>580933339>front without bourbon wit
>>580932879either no one reports them or the jannies allow it.
>>580933339So your account is not front-codedIt can be if you want, but your account has no code, reallyDo you like Fronts the most?
>>580932753Life would be so much easier. One can only wish for happiness.
>>580933426Like every trophy wife, talks big but a couple non-sexual poundings are enough so she shuts up and complains less, which in turn makes for better sexual poundings
this bread was really bad tasting
>>580932879*places hand on thigh* s-sorry if im a little sweaty by the way.. I'm just nervous
>>580933336The insiders have the right to dislike it but everyone else are just drama hungry sisters
>>580933485so I had played Day 1, saved and rolled for Kita, rolled Seiun Sky, Rolled Summer Maru. Then I only had 17k when Tamamo came out, so i rolled for her, didn't get her, and quit until autoplay came out.
>reporting shit you can easily ignore because you don't like it>but allow other shit that breaks rules you can easily ignore because you like itY'all are either troons or women
>>580933510well I have like 4 really good Seiun and maru parents because I spammed the shit out of seiun for weeks.
>>580930126You know there can be more than one person named Lemon, right..?Unless I am talking to one of [REDACTED]'s ERP pals in which case by all means go ahead
>>580933554it's not erp if you don't include an image
>>580926150They're saving it for Uma Puro Magic
>>580933569It's not about liking or not liking, I'm just saying they are not doing it in private. They're on discord, they can easily dm each other if they wanted
V is posting the new uma to avatarfag
>kpopnegro/uma/ is officially dead
>>580933678Brian Spe Oguri Rudolf, Brother you have every launch Late that is still usableTicket Dober and you are set
>>580933697*licks the sweat off of your forehead*You have 407 days.
>>580926150just wait for T.M. Precure
>>580933485It's not that bad you just get Mile Maven'd in miles
>>580933538Mayaschizo bread is still better than 798 bread
>>580933837lil nigga saw people saying she looked cute and immediately jumped on herwhat a pathetic faggot
>>580934058lol ESL
>>580933959>Ticket DoberDo you mean the uma or a support card? I'd like to mess around with late but don't they need lots of strength to win?
>>580933894Wait a minute, didn't that faggot spam his gook shit when Uma global was released?
>580933894new cutie...
>>580934119789
>>580934058>moved out of the "V thread" just to stir up nonstop V drama in the new threadwhy are you retards like this? why not just ignore him? start a discord server since you're all so obsessed with drama
>>580927247
>>580933894There is nothing more strange than a Japanese supremacist WesternerWere you a IJA soldier in a past life?
>>580926652>>580934328BasedThis but with Sirius please
>kpop defense forcebury this place already
>>580931842
it's time again
You are still allowed to like something even if somebody you don't like also likes it
imagine the korean umas
>>580934425You could also fuck off or kill yourself like your beloved nips do in media and irl
>>580934159The uma, she is a good parent for your other LatesIf you are pure F2P just grind her legend races when those come outIt depends on your carat situation, but there is a banner coming up with Air Groove Wit and Brian Power that would let you update both your Power and Wit slots, but it is close to the anniversary banner that is really important for new players
>shrine even cures can failwtf
>>580934468men...
>>580934552yeah it sucks
and here I thought /vt/umors were the worst it could happen to /uma/
>>580934568WHERE
>>580934568
>>580934507This, I like Umamers even if V likes her too.
>>580934468Coffee is good for (You)
>>580934307A substantial percentage of the people stupid enough to take a crappy parasitic addictive-by-design gacha game seriously are also stupid enough to think that that kind of basic repetitive childish drama is actually fun and exciting
>>580934468mambwos....
>>580934416
>>580934468i am not immune to propaganda
>>580931874>tfw no longer have any occasion to post HSR reaction images since i bailed on the game almost a year ago to open more time for Uma
>>580934706Wonder if I can take on all three of them...
>>580934710why
>>580934842>shotacon
>>580934820>he has time for more gamesDANCHOU...
>>580934547>Air Groove Wit and Brian Powerwhy are you trying to brick the returning cutie... they should just save for ramonu
>>580934842Wonder what Dober would do if I paid Taiki to hold her down for me.
>>580934775Thanks, I love you anon
>>580934905TrueBut if he has like spark or a spark and a half saved up at this point, he could hit both banners so long as he doesn’t snack, and it would massively improve his card situation
Anyone buying Gentildonna kuripan?
top dog (wife)
>>580934820In my case I hated the dream planet story so much I stopped playing on the spotSame thing with Genshin Africa, don't know what patch but I was so done I nuked my hoyo account to never go back again and my quality of life has improved significantlyThat's when I realized anything made by the chinese is evil
>>580934820>keep seeing doom videos about HSR on my youtube feedI wonder what's up with that
>>580935117They also announced Verxina
I made this.
>>580934710Just admit V has good taste
>mihomo bourbon
>>580935117Ugly as fuck
>>580935101considering one of the rate-ups is a p*wer card, they should instead save for pokke speed if they want late cards (power cards won't see use again until after l'arc)
>>580935272nice cat
>>580935219So I'm not the only oneMost likely the same drama those games have, which in turn mean absolutely nothing because they're mindless sheep who'll eat anything and everything their ccp overlords feed themNow if you excuse me, I need to pay carats for my GL runs
>>580935284>BWC
>>580935269>mentioning verxina secondThis is mean
>>580935284Nowhere in my post did I imply otherwise.
>>580935272what's happening to it, is it evolving
>>580934547i won't have the gems to roll supports for a while. Right now im leaning towards anni and this banner and ticketing mejiro palmer if I don't get her.
>>580935117I'd rather buy Gentildonna shimapan
makes you think
>>580935521>listening to a woman Kill yourself, beta
I cannot stop masturbating to the audio of that anon throating the horse dildo...
/vm/a is making fun of us again...
I would kiss Eishin Flash's cleavage everyday and thank them for improving said days.
>>580935628I think you probably actually can.
>>580935521Such a good phrase had no right to be given to such an irrelevant characterAnd neither to make her so fucking hot in the remakes
>>580935521They don't know the pain of trying to play through legend of dragoon with Shana or FFX campaign maining Yuna. You end up realizing the best characters are the best for a reason. My favorite characters are the strongest ones because they are the most fun to use.
>>580935673Somebody with that shitter opinion being a shitter irrelevant character makes sense tho
>>580935610>he only listens to menWew these are some unholy levels of faggotry
>He listensBecome ungovernable, retard
Is it even worth it to up the potential levels?
>>580935781
yes, I do only listen to men. how could you tell?
>>580935935No.
>>580935935>ryanwhy did they give her killer tunes lmaorising dragon is so bad toono anon, you can go on without them
My favorite? Oguri Cap, of course
>>580935929>listening to a Kentuckian
>>580935907I listenI don't obeyBig difference, erping troon
>>580935935yes, by the time you play a couple of months you should be able to max everyone and collect on some free carats
>>580935662/vm/a is bitchmade, my dog has a higher CM winrate than the average /vm/a shitter does
>>580935935depends on the uma, pots maximize an uma but some early umas have questionable pot skills you can ignore
Why yes, I listen to men. Men with a thick accent and a lower pitch voice. If they are insulting me even better.
>>580936102Sit on the chair and listen to the moans of "your" girl or boy, cuck.
>>580936240Air Groove this is literally your fault why are you chasing Duramente
>>580936191>pedo
>>580936240more uma should wear those type of clothes
hey
I’m still stuck at trying to make an End Oguri with ASS, Medium S, UG rank stats and Uma Stan It’s been over a month already with 5 borrows a day
>>580936035Hahaha same!Except on the tracks she's bad I just happen to like other umas a little more, and coincidentally they're top tier! I must have such good taste
ew the uggo came. Erp session over
>>580936479My heterosexual doppelganger, hey
th-thanks.....
>>580936542why are you talking about yourself in third person?
>>580936146i want to agree but I would argue they have the single strongest anon I've raced against in my personal experience
>>580936396Literally the shortstack onahole
>>580936494Just did mine, and guess what, she's winning rooms!Took me a week trying
>>580936286Sounds like you're very experienced on that field, don't worry I'll keep pounding your girl as you kill yourself
>>580936598>no gwglue
Don't stop, no don't stop
>>580936647host some here
>>580936598>no groundworktime is but a flat circle
Weak bait. Not even worth a (You).
How would you handle drying the tail of your umawife without getting an boner in the process?
>>580936676
There used to be a chart showing how much STA PWR you needed for each race length for the different running types. Is that still around and updated?
>>580936742Fuck off, Stegofag
>>580936742Meditation
>>580936742I don't have a dick to get a boner. Honestly kinda jealous of men because masturbating seems easy.
>>580936842nyo and it's usually a gaslight if you see a "general" guide for it, the only stat that matters is stamina which depends from track to track instead of being from distance to distance
>>580936736Of course you'd back off with a weak excuse because I hit on the nail retarded sissy, go back to erping on your gayass club discord
>>580936928YWNBAW
>>580935219I play ZZZ, but from what I gather-weekly endgame (which gives the currency for pulls) are too tanky and specifically designed for the latest units-story updates are nothing burgers that are just there to hype the latest unitsSo you now have the casuals bored and the serious players angry
>>580936695Nah. I'm going completely sovlless this CM out of spite for losing the last one and having to go pity for tamachud. It won't be fun roomsI still have to build better debuffers as in with end closer debuffs
>>580936912That is Transcend, are you retarded?
>>580936951I thought the whole thing was front needs less and end closers need a shitload?
>>580936842The one on the gaslight doc? I'd just use the umalator
i know they can also be done in senior but what the hell
>>580936928>masturbating seems easygod I wish this were true
>>580936624needs moremaruzensky definitely needs one
>>580937125Because it's...Hard?
>>580937042>>580935219I do like big number games like cookie clicker but when a gacha element is attached it becomes very easy to aggressively monetize your DPS output and Ive never liked Hoyo gachas for this reason
>>580937154Because HRT dick
>>580937081Took me two clanker runs with a sprint ogurin
>>580937154fuck off rudolf you made me laugh
>>580937053Sovlless rooms are fun tho. I'd rather race some good Xogs than a random mid oshi pick someone is trying to force
>>580937062The anti-stego schizo always isWhat else can you expect of a fuck that erps as a player and only seethes at a cartoon
>>580937217i don't have ogurin so i'll have to use maru
>>580937154hehehehehehehehe
>580936986Uh oh melty
>>580937285That works too
>>580937250is it really forcing if their unique accomplishes something on the track
>>580937053>I'm going completely sovlless this CM723594507235945072359450please beat my umas they have gotten too cocky winning
>>580937324ty
>>580937443Sex!
>>580937250Alright. I'll host a few rooms, doing random rooms is annoying. But I didn't say she is good, she's just an UG SSA xog with uma stan 9181382391813823
>>580937491>>>/out/
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12188697
>aces done 2 cms in advance>event done>not much to dois this a do nothing but shitpost drought or a return to vana'diel drought
>>580937393>missed festive miraclecome on oguri, don't make me look bad in front of the good players... forgot results too...
>>580936598I see no issuesJust highroll GW and whatever else from GPs and the borrow. You got 3* stam and plenty of useful whites. You're in the zone.
>>580937694me on the left
>>580937510https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=7adKdetCvtiW2mFcCpEWmKKm2807417028074170
currenspies it's your time
>>580937801>discord is no usedwhy is this man so based
>>580937801I'm out of alts
>>580937393>>580937721I got you bwohttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Bn0mHyUjSrIxG20GFcVS8J8W>>5809377846/9
>>580937801Imply that I care about some shitty none /uma e-celeb club again and I will kill you
>>580937839He has a real job, draws for fun and does his reps
>>580937784lickey whiffed her recovery and almost fucking died
>>580937991Hi I'm juice
kid named juice
>>580937942didn't he do protein powder reviews on his channel too
>>580937784https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=8bTSZxKjTlmTJXnqIfX5cMip6932409569324095
>>580937784>>580938145wtf you people told me fronts are dead
>>580937801>no used
>>580937784>>580938145Does all of Global suck at Fronts or something? I've seen so many Fronts beat good HOgs here but their winrate on Haku is ass
Of course, debuffer rice. What a faggot.
>>580937451>>580937721Oguri Cappa is so cute
>>580938203Yeah like your penis
>>580938296uh oh
>>580938280Yes, fronts are the hardest to build well since they have retarded stat and skill requirements
>>580938280making fronts take skill which most players lack
>>580938145https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Xx6ctyTWFLiTvgSU6dFYEz0t9292994692929946>>580938280/uma/ is frontpilled since day 1.
>>580937801>Discord is no usedtruly /ourguy/
>>580938280>Does all of Global suck at Fronts or something?Yes. Watch how bad Momen's video on fronts that released today is and consider that he is actually above average at using fronts for Global.
>>580938280>pace and end are easier to build>lazy ass users build them>inflate numbers>retards think they're stronger because of the high winrate>it's a circlejerk of mostly pace and end winning because they believe they're the best while good front users drift to pace and end becase they're easier to buildFronts should be better on cm 20 so those numbers might get a bump
>>580938380>>580938391>>580938409>>580938459This makes me wonder if Fronts being bad in the future according to JP is just a skill issue rather than Fronts actually being bad
no silly beyond this post
>>580938559they don't get enough good support cards to keep up with the pace/late meta
>>580938296>>580938361>>580938409>it was ace riceAlso>the moment there's spectators the room gets doxxedOf course
>>580938409https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=vRTMFqZvhK-S2dcIvWx_Gg5r9842375798423757
>>580938304
>>580938632>Be V>Everyone hates you>Wonder why you get doxxed
>>580938709how do you order a pile of nuggets in japan?
I like Spec on so I can spy on the room before joining
>>580938563Why?
>>580938727>heliostranny acting like nobody hates him for avatarfagging too
>>580938638https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=bU4F0c4TjQtvayhZIKDYdyjN7248755072487550
>>580938563Nyooooo
>>580937730yeah I'm using her either way since I had to make emergency stam parents using borrows, it'll work outW 'non seeing how it is
>>580938860Last one for me, thanks for hosting
>>580938816You don't count as a person V
>>580938860>only way the shitter can win is by draining everyones Stam
>>580915436>>580922541Wife
>>580938860https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=__1xA19mZj2phRISuO_9X0bu7395952473959524>>580938962Thanks for joining
>>580938985not him but calling you a tranny made you instantly seethe lol
>>580938813>>580938870
>>580939095being his axe wound licker is not any better than being him
>>580938559The front strategy genuinely has gone from being topdog when Seiun released to struggling to not be the weakest style, without getting any easier to build (late will surpass them in the next couple scenarios). JP was so fucking triggered by S Maru/V Bourbon that Cygames just made it their mission to stop fronts from ever being good again. In global they even accelerated two years worth of nerfs into Unity and GL, didn't do anything to control Hog, and called it quality of life. A style-locked oshi like Suzuka or Maruzensky is the only good reason to compete as front.
>>580939159She's so silly and mischievous...
>>580939159I got baited in posting Silly...
>>580939095>Obviously him>Says not himkek
Ugly gyaru
>>580939087>everyone diesand there were anons saying 600 stamina on xoguri was enough
>>580939087Now this is umaracinghttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ekt1hoftyc2QOHOFyWDpCjs_7666444676664446
>>580939249See you on the next thread silly bro
>>580939245>>580939249
>>580939413
>>580939385Same! See ya
Sillyposting CANNOT be stopped!
does he draw any other silliesluna and ramonu aren't silly enough
>>580939338https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=lm2c17ETdimSupa7LKhZhnrJ2574754725747547
>>580938632You'll always be a laughing stock
