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morning
>>580961871Good morning bro
>>580961896Double engine...
I love my genius wife!
Digitan LOVE
wahey
HAPPY MONDAY TO ALL YOU WORKIN BOYS
>>580961871cbfaggot, what wit card do u plan on using once you scout her?
hooves
Tachyon LOVEPokkute
Why was Stay Gold in every race I watch on the YouTube, even tho he was clearly a massive jobber? Is there some urara-like lore for him as well?
Need this brat.
masaka
>>580962028Have to maintain them well
>>580962158it gets smaller when you pull on it
[Alarming News] Old Man Meisho Doto has gone insane.
>>580962158Because there were only small servings left at the canteen, you FAT FUCK (affectionate)
>>580961981wait wtf I screwed it up
Yeppers bros it's our time
>>580962158Belno milked me
>>580962015fuck off
>my trainee showed up with another man
MAMMBOOOO>>580962015thx bro, less than 2h left
>>580962015
>>580962015Just finished a emotional game and I'm feeling sad and happy because of that I'm 100% spacing out like I smoked drugs
>>580962319That's not allowed.
>>580961795Rice is a /ss/ fan too?!
>>580962362Are all kingfags cucks or just this one?
Copano Hickey is a disgusting pedophile that ensnares vulnerable young men with her made up Feng Shui bullshit and robs them of their first time with a loving partner.
>my trainer has been going to a love hotel with another umamusume that looks like me
>>580962642Visit Tokakomai, by the way
>>580962554She's good with kids.
>my trainer has been going to a love hotel with another "umamusume" that looks like me
>>580962015I got a job this month, and I don't even hate it
>>580962059He had a temper to deal with, and had to run with absolute demons for 7 years AND not getting injured
>>580962441Illicit, secret relationships between trainers and trainees? Stop saying kinky shit you pervert.
>my trainee is Symboli Kris S
>>580961871Fuck off, Taro
>>580962804A pedophile, Creek and Ines
>>580962902ugh.
>my trainee— hmpf?!?!?!
>>580962804need Super Creek to voluntary make my mind regress to such a baby state that makes me desire and think only about her boobs
>>580962912minna... yasashi...
>>580962912Get a white uma
>>580961871morning
My Tama kinda sucksLets to another one and will go make another tama2077581120775811
>>580963002>Super Cuck
>>580963038what about the right uma?
>>580962912She is soo cool
>>580962912holy fkkkkkkkk
>>580962298Does NSM even work properly or is just a nimble angle?
Anyone have the image comparison of Air Groove and Aigis Air Groove? The one where she shows her black underwear
>>580963174not happening on my sight.
>>580963271the sheer killing intent of this lass...her aura...I might faint.
My trainee keeps biting me... What do I do?
Fuku told me it's good luck to have her saggy tits in my mouth.What's up with that?
Choose
>>580963314yeah
>>580963016
>>580962015I got rotating days off, so today is my off day. Thanks, though.
>>580963337>7umasrael...
>>580963337>7
>>580963198No, white
>>580963174>>580963002Do you think Creek knows that what she does is fetish play? Does she do it anyway?...does she actually get off on it?
>>580963337>7don't question shiraoki-sama's ways
>>580963332start biting back
>>580963339Easy
>>580963337just try it and look it for yourself
>>580963364post it
>>580963339I can't believe it. The prized Uma I paid 7000 carats for, lost to a Creek.
>>580962015I work retail so I don't really have a weekend
>>580963337>7 She is right, you know.
>>580963332Spices
>5 fronts in lobbyYeah no
>>580963403>>580963407>>580963447>>580963475>>580963523I guess I have to suck out every drop of milk from Fuku's fat saggy tits...
>>580963438I don't think she really knows that's a fetishBut i'm sure that once she understand that she would do it more often and she will get off from it.So, it's on you to keep this information or to share, you know the consequences torena
>>580963567holy shit this anon is luckmaxxing and milkmaxxing.
>>580963519Really happy I escaped retail jail
>>580963567>7 AGAINAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>580963565>UG2 hoggerYou should be at least UF since you can understam and put more stats into power/wit.
>>580963567>7if you don't suck her dry, you're gonna die, anon
>>580963623Fuck off
>>580963567>7HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>580963616Retail's main issue stems from having the bottom of the barrel management, but I've always picked positions that avoid dealing with customers>>580963567Shiraoki-sama demands it
>>580963567>7Yep you must.
>>580963704Urara can join too.
>>580963567>67
>>580963567>>580963337They're not fucking SAGGY
>>580963704>loli fucking an ugly bastard
Ryan's fat juicy tits
Last Thread
For the Arima Kinen CM i wanna run NY Opera Late because i havent run NY before and its been a while since i had Ope compete I also want to run Lucky Armor Fuku since her kit lets her actually do well in longs But i also recently got festival Inari One who also seems really well equipped to run Arima That's a three-backliner setup and if i take Kris S as a borrow, two of them will have position dependent skills suddenly liable to whiff for being out of positionwhat should i do here?>>580963567That i began typing a question involving Fuku right after a fucking post like this
>>580963567>7AAAIIIEEEEEEE
>>580963817>remember always love, post uma
>>580963817>hello oguri
>>580963678I would literally never stop kissing Dantsu better after accidentally hurting her. I would do anything for her as compensation.
Fuji Kiseki
>>580963834Triple backliner team is the most soulful thing you can do. Inshallah one of them will hit
>>580963834I'd just run them, but I personally tend to only run two backliners max and the rest are pacers.
>>580963817>sirius rapeCanon
>>580963950Fuku looks like a mob uma compared to Orf and Gentil
>>580963939>lesbian
>>580964054Nonsense, her dazzling eyes define her as the main character.
>>580963950gentil and orf look like hoyoslop characters next to fuku
>>580963950Fuku is also there!
>>580963950Fuku looks like she gets her trainer to suck the milk from her fat saggy tits
>>580964106dahbytruthnvke.jpg
>>580962139air boobe
>>580964106early genshin designs were top tier
>>580963339Potato Creek!
>>580963337>>580963567Fukutits are really this good huh
>>580964309https://youtu.be/eFtkTgGSmvQ
>>580963973No mang i got PTSD running single-position squads the unbalance was sometimes fine on some CMs and sometimes bit me hard in the ass, im also assuming everyone and their mom wants to try out running lates in the Arima too so everyone's positioning is gonna be all fucked up also i saw Birb's last CM and even though he won in the end his late-oshi team got whipped because it was unbalanced too>>580964020thats my instinct; to cut at least one backliner out and insert a pacer somehow but i dunno how to do that outside of luckshitting Blaze BrianFucking Scarlet pace+ AnS i have no ideaKitasan without good front parents when you cant halfass parents anymore..
>>580964352They grant her trainer good fortune!
>>580964352They're saggy and swing around a lot
>>580963817>love trainerDon't mind if i do...
Okay but I really really really really really reallyr eally really really really reallyr eally really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really reallyr eally really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>580964352https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12190809
>>580963817>light fat
>>580964493>>580964479Look at the difference...absolutely MOGGED
>>580964381If you have HER, you can just peak, either version is fine
Kita is just like me, a pedophile
fuku sex hours
>>580962015I got a year-long holiday, thank God it's Monday~
>>580964593
>>580964629and that’s a good thing
>5 runs in a row with no medium S
Her tits are enormous, and she's mentally ill.She's perfect.
HAPPY GO LUCK
>>580964790your affinity brocho-cho?
Did someone say Fuku hours?
>>580964928yes!
fuku deez nuts
>>580964869I get like 10 white procs but no med S, I think I'm good on affinity.
>>580964893Ugly boomer
>>580963834>>580964381I was in a similar boat wanting to run triple late, but I have decided to go 1 late 2 front instead because fronts are just that OP in the upcoming Arima CM.Out of the 3 umas you mentioned, NY Opera can go pace (but paces not named Blaze Brian are in the cuckshed) or front, her aptitude for it is ok but it will require more work and won't be as strong as Kitasan/Seiun/Bourbon
wife
>>580964784Did Ramonu died
My orange wife and her donkey ears
>>580965027Did you know that IRL Dantsu was considered a FAT and UGLY horse?!
What does the crystal ball have to say today?
>>580964893Rudolf sexo
>>580965027
Fuku would be sexier if she straightened her hair.
Uma for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XwWIpx1AOWY
>>580965145Is is near future or just future in general?
>>580964629Her diet is full of carbs and alcohol and she does no exercise. I'm surprised she is not fatter honestly, thankfully the ramen scenario will be there
>>580963817>Cool Creek
>>580965115Cowards, all of them. Sex with chubby umas.
>>580965093I wish
>>580965216It comes up every daily reading.
>>580965145Suck on Fuku titties. Also hugs
>>580965145Its pretty much completely impossible to escape Fuku once you're at this point. She's managing your orgasms, you're done. You're owned.
>>580965115>>580965248She's not fat enough
>>580965282>>>/b/
>>580965157the dangerous Curren...
>>5809649284 and you cease all posting of this fradulent heathen
>>580965163Loving marriage with Dantsu. At least 5 kids
>>580965115FAT and PLUMP trainees
>>580964629>>580965236I need to take her to more all-you-can-eat dates
>>580965401Fool, everyone knows Shiraoki-sama is a freak in the sheets
Hey Trainer-san! Let's talk about my DEAD SISTER!
>>580965401I'll allow you one reroll
>things you need for a good MANT runGood summers lol>things you need for a good GL runGood summersNo turns without rainbow trainings, not only that but a minimum of 3-4 triple speed rainbows if you have 0% growthLigh Hello not being on her period when you train with herLight Hello triggering before end of yearAll cards up to 80 friendship by November junior yearGetting enough tokens to buy 5 songs first concertGetting enough guts tokens to buy the songs you need on concert 2 because training guts bricks your run so you just pray the rainbows give ViGetting the 2 10% friendship effectiveness on the 4th concert or bricking your runThis shit sucks ass
>>580965032Is there new kit for fronts by Arima?Also yes Opera is a natural in pace position and her ult can possibly facilitate the late race alone so i can shove as much midrace as i can to gamble for AnS but that's a about as desperate a gamble as Pace Scarlet is. Also pouncing on 1st place with Scarlet's ult might still be a more solid chance than Opera's Headliner gold skillWhen the fuck can i run NY Opera this shit is so awkward >>580964684Ironically pace XOg in Arima would be one of the most honest versions of her and probably the exact race they had XOg in mind when designing her..
>>580965445>>580965457Umas need to eat more, this is proof
>>580965338Soft tummy?
>>580965420
>>580965321I was owned the minute I did her career. My fortune is: constant baby-making sex with Matikanefukukitaru.
dantsu pantsu
>>580965457>western artist
Rice Shower is bready
I'm the real loser, good curren...
>>580965486bet
>>580965584Good but not enough
>>580965554 Christmas Ogurin doesnt have perfect carry over there I guess. Is it just 777 and shake it out as a cope again?
>>580965584>>580965445>>580965338>>580965679This bitch eats cheese all day.She's fat.
>>580965338She will be once I can train her.
>>580965554>Is there new kit for fronts by Arima?The big advantage this have is that this is a rare CM where they have the instant kitasan unique activation and A&S right after with a very little delay, so they basically get 0.4 accel with very little delay, as opposed to other CMs where they only get angling, or the last long CM where there was a considerably delay before angling activates.Which is why I also think angling on paces will be very unreliable, expect a lot of fronts so it will be hard for them to activate it.
>>580965678My condolences
>>5809655212 more months right haha... How many GL CMs do we have left? 2? 3?
>>580965479KWADH
>>580965827after this one it's 3 more pretty sure
>>580965640Okay bwo, here's a "Light" Hello done by a Japanese artist! Happy now?
>>580965862Everyone draws every uma with Fuji's outfit but doesn't draw Fuji herself at all
Feeding Dantsu dick cheese
>>580965913Why do Japanese people draw fat porn so weird? Their bbws also look weird as hell it's like fat there works completely differently
>>580965898The silver lining is that the last 2 CMs are sprint and mile(dirt) so at least stamina won't be a problem after we are done with Arima.
I nibbled on my trainee's ear just to mess with her and she made a really funny noise, got really embarrassed, then ran off saying she had something important she forgot about
I may sell my soul and build a dominator
umamusume is a good idea
>>580965932>>580965248Dantsu and Mirako are the fat girls of Tracen
>>580965693Just 777 and shake it out, no downhill/uphill manipulation, and the accel itself is a little delayed beyond the start of the spurt>>580965767fml that's right that will mean either i don't have to worry about an unbalanced team because there will be a lot of fronts to push positions back or i have to field at least one proper front myself to contest AnS....Or rabbit that shit
>>580966082In Uma speak, that just means she is going to rub one out. Maybe several out.
>>580966050So...how do I contact you?
[Interview with Trainer Yahagi: Part 1] "Thrilling" and "Monumental": The Grand Ambitions for Forever Young's Final SeasonSeptember 14, 2026 (Mon) 18:30Forever Young (far left) achieving a long-awaited victory in last year's Breeders' Cup Classic.Forever Young (5-year-old colt; trained by Yoshito Yahagi at Ritto; sire: Real Steel) makes his comeback this week in the Jockey Club Gold Cup (USA Grade 1; Sept. 18; Belmont Park; dirt 2,000m). With his retirement set for the end of the year, he is scheduled to move on to the Breeders' Cup Classic (USA Grade 1; Oct. 31; Keeneland; dirt 2,000m), where he aims to defend his title. Ahead of this final season, trainer Yoshito Yahagi (based at Ritto) spoke about his thoughts in an interview with *Sports Hochi*. (Reporting and text by Takeshi Yamamoto)—The final season is finally here."I’m excited, but at the same time, I feel a sense of tension knowing we absolutely must get him through this safely so he can retire to stud."—Defending the Breeders' Cup Classic title has become the goal for this final season."The final decision rested with the owner (Susumu Fujita). We were both quite torn; if the owner had said 'this way,' I think we would have gone to the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe. I hadn't reached a clear conclusion myself, either. Ultimately, the owner said, 'Let's go for the dirt race.' Now that it's decided, the only thing left to do is win it."—Did the owner also have the Arc in mind?"Yes, he did."—Last year, he kicked off his campaign with the Nippon TV Hai, but this year he’s running a prep race on-site. "For one thing, it’s a challenge. Also, I want to win the Jockey Club Gold Cup—a race with a rich history and tradition that stands as one of the premier events on the East Coast. It’s especially significant that it’s taking place on the opening day of the newly renovated Belmont Park."1/3
Why would fatfag/feeders play this game when every single character does the opposite of what you like (getting fit and losing weight)?
Soft trainees...
>>580966016that is true, though the scenario is still dogshit
>>580965913>woke japanese artist
>>580966130Feels like a set up for the kissing good luck spell, and then the sneaky public handjob good luck spell...it'll keep escalating
>>580966007Squarewave's style is just kinda silly. A lot of the "old" guard fat artist from JP sphere has unique styles. But beggars can't be choosers.
>>580966150
>>580966149>With his retirement set for the end of the yearAre you fucking serious? This horse sucks.
>>580966149—There is a gap between that race and the Breeders' Cup Classic."We’ll spend a month at Belmont and then head to Keeneland eleven days before the race. I think that’s a good plan. That horse tends to get bored easily, you see. With Dubai—where there’s also a long break—you have to leave Saudi Arabia right away. If you’re stuck training in Dubai the whole time, the horse can lose focus or intensity. But with this schedule, entering quarantine and getting on the horse van makes him feel like it’s race time. Once he’s in quarantine, he realizes, 'Oh, the race is probably in about two weeks.' Moving to Keeneland shortly before the race helps flip that switch—he understands it’s time to race."—You also visited the U.S. in August to inspect the facilities."The last time I was at Belmont Park was for Lani’s run in the Belmont Stakes back in 2016. It really was magnificent. They had renovated the track, and it was in excellent condition. However, I had hoped to train at an off-site facility—not just at Belmont—and I made various efforts to arrange that, but things didn't quite work out. I even had influential figures in the U.S. helping me. It didn't happen this time, but given that the number of overseas races available for betting in Japan is increasing, I think I’ve at least raised an important issue for future Japanese contenders to consider."2/3
Saggy trainees...
>>580966225It is all to help Fuku win her races. You want Fuku to win, don't you, Trainer?
>>580966313—How is the horse's condition right now? "Last year, we went into the Nippon TV Hai with the horse at about 75% fitness, but this year I think we'll be looking at around 90%. My mindset is that it's okay if his condition dips a bit after a win; we have a six-week gap, so we can build him back up again. It would be disrespectful to call a prestigious race like the Jockey Club Gold Cup a mere 'prep race.' We have to go out there and win it properly."—The season opener is finally just around the corner."Of course, the ultimate goal is the Breeders' Cup Classic, but I want to win this race decisively and then win the Classic. If we do that, the dream of becoming America's Horse of the Year comes into view. I want to make sure we accomplish that mission. It won't be easy. Last year—at the BC Classic—we faced rivals like Fierceness and Sierra Leone, but this year, everyone will be targeting *our* horse. Still, winning under those circumstances... well, I’m the kind of guy who loves winning in situations like that. So, we’ll give it our all (laughs)."—Becoming Horse of the Year in both Japan and the US would be an incredible feat."Wouldn't it be thrilling? A Japanese horse—with a Japanese owner, trainer, and jockey—winning Horse of the Year in America. I think it would be an extraordinary achievement. I want to make that dream a reality. I look forward to doing my best alongside Forever Young."3/3
>>580966163Her viewers watch Loves for her personality surely
Who is the actual luckiest umamusume?Who is the unluckiest?
>>580966150Dude, the slow metabolism events alone are a goldmine for this kink and every uma has at least one. Then there's Spe, Ogurin, McQueen etc with lots of food lines. The contrast between how they start (fit racers) to how they could end (barely mobile fatasses) is also a thing.
>>580966416I'd check, removee the underwear that shouldn't be there and pretend she didn't lie
>>580966208Stego cute.
>>580966416Giving handjobs under the table while we're out in public doesn't make Fuku run faster...
>>580966414MR. CHUBBY BELLY
>>580963339Creek.
>>580966491◆ Yoshito Yahagi: Born March 20, 1961, in Tokyo. Age 65. He began working at the Ritto Training Center in 1984 and passed the trainer's exam on his 14th attempt. He opened his own stable in 2005. Since then, he has produced numerous champion horses, including the Triple Crown winner Contrail. He has won the JRA award for most wins in a season six times (2014, 2016, 2020–2022, and 2024) and the award for highest prize money won six times (2019–2023 and 2025). On November 9 of last year, he reached a career milestone of 1,000 total wins, combining races in local (NAR) and overseas circuits. His total JRA wins stand at 977 (as of the 13th).extra/3
>>580966416Anything for Fuku
>>580966657
Looks like today's fortune is you HAVE to take Fuku on a romantic date or you get 10,000 years of bad luck.
Kissing my trainee before a race
>>580966163This uma has potential
>>580966657Girl is always fucking eating/drinking whenever she appears. That's just the natural outcome!
>>580966150I always encourage my trainees to stuff themselves full
>>580966416What sort of panties does Fuku wear?
>>580966545Man I've seen several comics with that exact plot, crazy
>>580963339Creek>Ayabe>Cafe>Still in love
>>580966803Less panties, more just a piece of omikuji that reads "Great Fortune" on the outside.
>>580966781My darling new bride Verxina in her white wedding dress!
All you fat fags make me want to work out again. I am getting on the cross trainer again
>>580966825has to be the most famous trope
I need to have Bobo with Cacao and Seyun skyy p2w banner pls came i need them
>>580966301He is a 5YO stallion with 4 G1 wins (potentially 7 if he wins JCGC, BCC and Arima Kinen) with the title of HOTY for 2025 which marked the first ever time a dirt horse won that award in JRA history. He also never finished a race below 3rd place in all his 15 starts and his form is 11-1-3-0By all rights, he deserves to retire after this year, even if I and many others would love to watch him race more
>>580966921It covers her umanko? But her butthole would be exposed
>>580966959
>>580966414Ugly anniversary outfit
>they want to frontrun Lovcen in Kikuka ShoFrontbros, we must ROOT for Lovcen if we ever want to get out of our Cygames branded cuckshed
>>580966803>>580966921
>>580967048It needs to be exposed for Fortune reasons.
>>580966959NOOOOOO TRAINER'S CHUBBY BELLY IS GOING TO DISAPPEAR
>>580967029You like Bobo?
>>580967215I like her in anime, but i need operation cacao, like RIGHT NOW
>>580967046>potentially 7 if he wins JCGC, BCC and Arima KinenJobber
>>580967163Fuku's brown star exposed to the elements...
>>580967332Today's fortune involves anal. Flip the skirt and get to work, Trainer.
>>580966959I like fat girls not fat dudes, do whatever you want
I didnt get enough stamI didnt get a recovery skill
>>580967414next run for sure
>>580967215
>>580967127>Can run and also win G1s as front, late, and pacethe fuck is this horse mang>>580967046That would be a fucking ridiculous half year to finish off a racing career godseizing the premier G1s in two countries on two continents within a month of each other
>>580967414You literally have one in kit?
>>580967414Simply go again
>>580967013It's either that or an injury altering her lifestyle
>>580967482Bobo love
Umas that would give their trainer a handjob when they have a quick moment to themselves?
>>580967532>4 days leftGrim
>>580967414Im expecting alot of trainers getting buck broken by Nice Nature
>>580966769"If you win, you'll get another."
>>580967629Wait...why is she bottomless?
>>580967495yeah but it's not enough (inhertied racing spirit stam + full throttle too)>>580967476>>580967508this was quite literally my first Satono to get S Medium out of 20 runs
>>58096766754 seconds
>>580967667Bright, but it would be slow
feng shui is backed by scienceorange uma is a fraud
Shiraoki-sama possessing Fuku mid sex.NTR or not NTR?
>>580967667Dia would give a handjob and cover it up with her sleeve.She'd also smile at you while doing it
>>580967817it's easier that way
>>580967896>science and pedophilia
>>580967805She WILL get a kiss no matter what
>>580967942threesome
>>580968005>and paedophiliaWtf I love feng shui now
>>580968157Succubus
>>580968157kissable tummy....
>>580967953>the semen dripping from her sleeves as she races>ends up hitting some random end closer in the faceDoes it count as a debuff or as an unexpected recovery for the uma hit?
>turn 1 charming spook
You now remember the Dia trib
>>580967805>>580967953>>580968157Dia is so effortlessly lewd, what a woman
Brickey...
>>580968286depends on the uma hit, it would distract some while others would gain a performance boost from the scent of trainer nut
Rickey has cute looking boobies though.
>>580968286
>>580968517>SHART FARTCON>has this skillTHEY ARE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORESTINKY BIRD
Satono Diamond is a middle school student, cease trying to lewd her.
>>580967667Bourbon would. She'd be fucking clinical in her sperm extraction technique.
sleevejob sleevejob
>>580968665nyo
>>580968734I like Crown more
>>580968341
>>580968665>Satono Diamond is a middle school studentWow... she really is umazinghttps://x.com/Afel__0/status/2099474614917497133
>>580968848NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN DIA'S SAGGY TITS
>>580968994saggy tits?
My trainee is a slutty bitch...
Satono CLOWN
What umas said this?
who are these people
>>580968665Satono Diamond keeps making this gesture at me, I don't get it >>580968341>>580968734
>>580968665middle school DROPOUT, maybe
>>580969407Thats Mejiro Dober to the right of Teio
>>580969181
>>580969120
>>580969530That smile...shes probably thinking about men
>>580969181>when does the yuri startfinally some important questions are being asked
>>580963817>remember: always love post /uma/>don't sillywhich one is it?
>>580968831
>>580969626No, actually, drugs
>>580969407Who is that masked uma to the left, before El and... huh...
post the biggest umatits you have saved
my clubs rank keeps dropping
>>580969909mambwo...
>>580969802Has to be Marvelous. She probably takes the second and third spots as well.
>>580969970>>>/b/
>>580969539She wouldn't act like this
>>580969795Orfevre
>>580969802By a technicality
>>580969407>That proto BuenaShe's so ugly.
good morningmade two back-to-back aces while in bed waking up, which is pretty rad. rooms later
>>580970013Huh?
where the FUCK is her second alt, cygames?
>>580970342V fucks you
>>580970629nobody fucks a stinky person just waking up past noon on a work day
>>580970512I have a crackpot theory that they want to release a maskless alt but are so afraid of the reaction to the point of not releasing it and designing another one.
>>580969539>piss and poop welcome>trainer's W.C.Cum Bucket...
>>580970557the strongest breeder
Ok bwos, i probably wont do XOG endand i do Ayabe end, that's it
ayabes end closer to my face
>>580970557>>580970990
>>580968665Are you gay or something?
>>580970606Fat and ugly!
>>580970943good. the mask should stay on.
>>580968665The Satonos are lewder than you can possibly imagine. Dia most of all.
>>580970606Soft and cute!
>>580971086agreed
>>580971213>raped by ugly bastard
This all this Kris S propaganda i want to roll herBut i wont have enough rolls to roll her and also others umas i want
>>580968665
>>580971201She's fat and full of cheese
>>580969104I lost again
>>580970512never, the fantasy event was so badly received she will never get another alt
>>580971292that ugly bastard? me, her trainer.
I've been doing an auto-run every hour I'm awake, can I please stop? Dancho please...
>>580971301why not just get lucky?
>>580971301whats ur plan
>>580971343Why was it poorly received? I think it's one of the best ones and both alts are cool.
>>580971410same but I don't want to stop to avoid doing manual runs
>>580971301You could go for her alt once you know you have a bit more leeway in your budget
>>580971343grass got a second alt though…
these trips to the hot springs are getting more daring every time
>>580971301You know what you have to do
>>580971410you have to keep goingfor danchoufor everyone
Maruzensky is _____
>>580971417Problem is Kris S is BEFORE umas i wantSo if i got uma i want in ten pull i would definitly would do 200 on Kris S>>580971496Isnt her alt in few years lmao?>>580971430Something like this, i rolling Laurei purely for meta reasons. I had my 200 rolls in Oshi
>>580971592>she's that desperate for your cockSadly I can't roll for her.
>>580971301i’m skipping some stuff to grab her instead
>>580971695Fat and saggy
>>580971695old
>>580971324godly artwork
>>580971705Her alt is actually in mid 2027 so pretty close in the grand scheme of things. Also easy to ticket since we get a selector relatively shortly after that she's eligible for.
>>580971695hairy down there
>>580971705Okay I got nothing. All these umas are months away from the 2.5 anni. You gotta save
>>580971705>i rolling Laurei purely for meta reasonsjust roll Kris S instead, they are both long late surgers. Sure, Laurel is better but it's not like Kris is bad, why not roll for the uma you like instead?
giving oguri GLP-1 injections to curb her appetite
>>580971695my wife
>>580971695hip and with it
>>580971324Never fuck your trainee
>>580971705Ladly Luck rewards the faithful
What are the inherits this CM?Finally going to start building aces
>>580969802
Just because the wrapper is a little wrinkled doesn't mean the treat inside isn't sweet
>>580972167late race starts at the end of corner 3
get zero
>>580972202>off-model >boyuma
>>580972167what umas are you making niggy?
>>580972069Never, fuck your trainee
>>580972214She has no eggs, she's shit
>>580972202Where's her nipples?
>>580971324She's just too powerful
>>580972202Holy shit, Fuji does have huge titcow energy even though she's not one
>>580972386She has plenty, I'll prove it
>>580972345>black artist >>580972382>cow
>>580972428She hid them with a magic trick.
>>580972219Wait let me pull up my accel guide>>580972250Pace and late, or maybe end if end's more preferable. No XOg since I don't even have any Ogurins
>>580971695SEX
>>580972456>even though she's not one???
wonder how much carats I lose by doing daily loopa runsI cope that my daily carat pack is my allowance fund for rerolls and TP refillsit's like ~13 runs per day, and I rarely get my 100 carats from races, is mostly around 50 back. I do like 5-6 rerolls, but it's because I'm trying to force CM parents
[Interview with Trainer Yahagi: Part 2] Forever Young is a "Superstar"—A feeling of "transcending human understanding" reminiscent of past great horsesSeptember 14, 2026, 19:30—You mentioned earlier this year that you were aiming to balance achieving results with ensuring the horse's safety, with an eye toward his future career as a stallion. That must be a difficult challenge."With this horse, it’s not really an issue. He has such a massive frame, yet he’s never had any trouble with his legs. We’ve been able to run him in every race exactly as planned. You don't see that very often. The key is simply for us humans not to make any mistakes. I believe that as long as we don't make a mistake, he'll be fine."—This spring, he achieved a historic repeat victory in the Saudi Cup, but finished second in the Dubai World Cup, which took place amidst an unstable situation in the Middle East. "I certainly felt that winning the Saudi Cup was a given, but since I hadn't run him in the Tokyo Daishoten between the Breeders' Cup Classic and that race, I did have some slight concerns. In the end, though, that wasn't an issue at all. As for Dubai... well, I felt I still had more to do; I was frustrated with myself—more than with the horse—for not being able to get him into even better shape. Of course, it was a very difficult situation in many respects, not just business as usual."—Leading up to his comeback race, you received offers from all over the world, including the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe and Royal Ascot."Race organizers everywhere are looking for superstars, after all. I think that’s only natural, and I’m grateful for it. I suppose the pressure will be there until the day I retire, but I’m enjoying it. The horse makes it enjoyable for me. He doesn't give me much to worry about—regarding his condition or anything else."1/2
>>580972791You should be net positive if you're doing 30 races each runs unless you're using 100 carats a day
Dogs are cute.
>>580972770She's objectively medium at most, and not close to the actual cows in the game or in that other pic I replied to. But she looks good with cowtits because she has that energy
>>580972791My carat count is going up and my pull plan is getting more paddedAce runs are where you lose carats
>>580972386appeal to fertility
Thinking about how many extra umas I could pull if I simply got lucky on the ones I already plan on rolling for
>>580972871>Kentuckian
>>580972935post possesive umas
>>580971441in japan it was. all the events before were positively received since they were complementary stories to keiba lore or the anime, while the fantasy event was a VR adventure detached from anything>>580971543yes, after 3 years lol
>>580972994don't think that, you're going to get hurt when you're forced to spark thinking about the umas you now will have to give up on
>>580972836—After training him for three years now, how would you describe Forever Young?"What strikes me most is that a horse like this transcends human expectations. In the past, the times I felt a horse went beyond what we could imagine were Lys Gracieux’s final year and Contrail’s Kikuka Sho. He always goes above and beyond what we think or imagine. That’s what makes a superstar. As a trainer, I feel truly fortunate. Even though the timing wasn't always perfect for when I wanted to race him, he stepped up and delivered every single time."—His racing career is now entering its final stretch. "For instance, in terms of potential that defies expectation, he is still growing—even now. He’s better than he was in the summer. That’s the kind of aspect I’m talking about. To be honest, since he turned five this year, the idea was simply to maintain the level of performance he showed last autumn. Cynics might say, 'It’s all downhill from here, isn't it? That was his peak, right?' but that’s not the case. He’s still on the rise. (That naturally connects to the sense of excitement I mentioned at the beginning of the first part of this interview.)"*Note: Lys Gracieux enjoyed tremendous success at age five (2019), her final year of racing. She won the Takarazuka Kinen and the Australian Group 1 Cox Plate, then dominated her final race—the Arima Kinen—by a five-length margin, ultimately being named Horse of the Year. Meanwhile, Contrail achieved the Triple Crown despite the Kikuka Sho distance not being ideal; although his momentum slowed in the final stretch, he managed a narrow victory—winning by a neck—to secure the title.2/2
>sacrifice my soul doing double debuff zog for 1 CM and it already removed my entire enjoyment and commitment to the gamejesus. I can't even do a cope 2nd ace this time due to how nasty end xog is because I don't like rice.
>>580972994Never think like that. Always brace yourself to spark. Its better that way. Be like pic related
>>580973028If I told her I'm only 3 inches big would she renegade on her promise?
>>580968665source: his ass
just draw her naked bro
>>580973117Eh, thankfully I'm a naturally picky (read: autistic) person, so there arent that many umas that I feel like I'm missing out on, though the quality of uma designs is quite high on average. All the umas that are actually important to me are already accounted for.>>580973267This isnt my first gacha. I know how these types of games work at this point
>>580973331>fapping to an ugly umaKill yourself
>>580967667Super Creek would nurse too
>>580973310I refuse to believe there are people with dicks that small posting on /uma/
>>580973331Caramel ribbons are tasty
>>580971964>why not roll for the uma you like instead?I dont know who i like more between these two, with Kris S i saw memes with Laurelei nothing >>580971901Probably will do>>580972078>daily paid rollsIt would be KINO
>>580973310Kita cares about the size of your heart not the size of your penis
>>580972449
>>580973510>with Laurel nothingBecause she's not a particularly interesting character. People are gaslighting themselves into liking her so they feel less bad rolling purely for meta.
>>580973516wondering bout that grass
>>580973028Is there anyway to get out of this situation cleanly
Umama status?
>said "I'll do my CM aces tonight" 4 days ago>have done nothing but a daily clanker run ever sincethis game is cooked ngl
>>580973742dilating
>>580957201
>>580973754isn't you the one that is cooked
>>580973632>Because she's not a particularly interesting character. People are gaslighting themselves into liking her so they feel less bad rolling purely for meta.Most retarded thing you cant just roll anything you want, or you gonna suck, you can skip CMs and play for soul but idkI need to read manga about her
Why is there STILL no mahjong room?! YADA YADA YADA YADA!!!!
>>580973045jpoids have shit taste??? say it ain’t so…
>>580973584
sorry danchou I'm just gonna take a little nap after workthen work on my aces..... my fans....
>>580968665If she were a middle-schooler she wouldn't have tits the size of a cow. These girls need to get milked
>>580973824Holy that's look good
>>580971695young and fertile
>>580973942i stockpiled fans before making aces, so dancho will not be angry at me and kill me
>>580973927The fact that someone drew a fanart based on this chart is umazing
>>580973942have a nice rest clubdacchi
>>580974097what
Do we have something like japs channel where you can watch KINO wins from CM? Like win A plat with sakura bakushin on mile or something
>>580973942Dreaming of stupid memes...
I just got to 1 billion ryan fansryan LOVE
>>580974097they what
>>580973927>micropenis loverjust say shotacon
>>580973927>promoting cuckshit
>>580974228>>580974345One for Kita and one for Dia actually, so two fanarts
>>580974250danchou...
>>580973942I HATE HELIOS
Is she going to be a NPC forever?
Choose your hero
>>580974457The sleeve contains a portal that leads directly to Epsatono Islandand you will never be able to escape.
>>580974317Loli is shit tho
>>580974394>chart about penis size preference>"promoting cuckshit"uh oh micropenis spotted
>>580973824Thanks! Came out great!
>>580974441SHE HATES HELIOS
>>580974573Pure German Milk
>>580974604WE HATE HELIOS
>>580973754Watch as you scramble trying to cram an ace when CM eventually starts like it's night before a school exam
>>580974461She needs a redesign
>>580974461December releasetrust
helios has always been for umatore
Satono Diamond should have bigger titsFuji Kiseki should have bigger titsInari One should have smaller tits
>>580974546Umas hate dark-skinned people
>>580974415Id ask you to post it but since you mentioned Kita its probably some blackedshit so nevermind
>>580974020Actually i have vivid memory about my middle-school times where there was this huge tiddied semi-goth alt girl of another class, so they can have huge tiddies. It's about genetics and female develops faster than men.biologically speaking teen girls are 100% breedable but this is what the jews aren't gonna tell you because they want them all for themselves
>>580974771>woke zoomer
Reminder that trainers have r- Creek? What are you doing? Why are you locking the door? What is that pink ribbon on your tail?...
i have scoliosismy waist is ugly
>>580974515for me it’s inari one
Good morning friends!
>>580974917Leave the kids alone, Rickey
>>580975115good morning weirdo
I haven't done anything for the next CM so far
>>580975087>gets scoliosis>doesn't win the genetic lottery when they give you a nice ass
>>580975115Good morning, Babydachi!
>>580975115Hey dude
sleevejob
>>580975087I though socliosis is a spine thing, what does it have to do with your waist?
Time to get started on CM19, what do you guys recommend I build?
Kicked by umamusume
>>580974671I did that for last CM with last minute Unity umas and managed to win B finals lol
>>580975276>>580975258>>580975158
>>580975402do you want to win? end hog and 2 debuffers. Dont have the hog? Your favorites because you arent winning anyway
>>580973754i cant bring myself to do another grand live run after countless aces went to shit because i missed one or two rainbows after 45% FTE
Sleeve JobsCEO of Umapple
>>580975402End Xogger + dom dom if you are unemployed Otherwise pace Xogger + dom dom
>>580975359thoracolumbar scoliosisits at the lower part of the spineso its asymmetric like it curves on one side and then a fridge on the other
>Want to build CM Goldshi just to see how she fares>Takes 4 runs before she finally procs a Medium spark>It's also the run where Mr. CB decides she doesn't want to finish her event.
>>580975115babydachi! hi!
>Goldshi
>>580975504>>580975640I do have happen to have the hog, and making a single Ace seems viable given the time left, any good End borrows still floating around? Help a bwo out
>made the mistake of rewatching that one stargazing scene from monogatari>suddenly crave for (You) storiesI was wrong about wanting more cool umas, give me more lovey dovey shit I want that sugar.
>>580975563Shit Mejiro
>>580975115Hello babydachi
>>580975640what debuffer type?
>>580975905>>580975905just use the first chrono result with enough end*s and after-school strollyou don't even have to chase dumb shit like umastan anymore, nobody's playing front anyway
>>580975087>>580975681Can you do core exercises? I also have a slight curve and ever since I started exercising I've stopped feeling pain.
>>580972428artists not scaling nipples with tit size is a cardinal sin
>>5809742507 billion more before everyone loves Ryan
anyone wanna update the club list? I've been calling out #clublist anon for weels but to no avail. I've only dabble on coding during class I don't want to expose how bad I am
>>580976016oh it doesn't really hurt its more of an assassdick(aesthetic) thing lol
>>580976146use AI
>>580976146Take your time to learn something new then. Become the new list-anon.
>>580976192Core training is good for your posture and will prevent further progression
>>580974515He’s no Hero.He’s a Super Villain.
>>580975987Seems easy enough, thanks mate
>>580974528What exactly is on Epsatono Island? What happens there?
>>580976474He was a really handsome horse, really nailed the "horse stereotype". Shame his off spring never achieved greatness
>>580976503We don't talk about that
>>580976503Love rituals between trainees and trainers. Supposedly.
Handsome horse. Cool.But Dantsu Flame was an ugly horse!
>>580976503HiMiTsu~
>>580976686Dober looks a bit jealous the Mejiros don't have their own little trainer sex island...
>>580969407The one in the mask is Orfevre, but the owner did not like the design.The one on the right with long black hair who did the chuuni Naruto run is Deep Impact, but the owner just didn't like the project at all. Later recycled the design to be Duramente's.
What is so wrong about planning to putting more umamusume into this world? My trainee is fine with it.
>>580973824where is the oguri cryer.........
>>580977209NEVER EVER
Digitan...
new day motherfuckers
REQUEST SHOES
NOOOOO IM ON THE SHITTER I LOST ALL THE SHOES!!!
Yeah~This remind me, I still haven't run Tama on non MANT scenario and read her story.
>yesterday's taishin badpost made my clubmates start teasing the taishin members in my club
Have we watched it?
>>580977678whomst
>>580977678ever since the wit video incident static nexus has been a persona non grata
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/pIdcgphttps://jiggie.fun/pIdcgphttps://jiggie.fun/pIdcgp
>>580977837Hit me up with the LORE
>>580976706Would Dia be better at handjobs or paizuri?
>>580975826>>580975929
>>580977949https://ihsoyct.github.io/r/UmaMusume/comments/1ngdwz8/statusnexus_has_done_irreversible_damage_to_the/
https://youtube.com/shorts/7amRllRePCYthere's an English version of this, right? does anyone have it?
does the DD+PP combo works for fronts in CM20? I remember a long time ago there was a long track were it wasn't good, is it this one?
SOON
>>580977678I only watch seiru, lightbird and cow.zelarinth/vf/henry only when it pop up by algorithm and I got nothing else to do. Others are shit.
>>580978189AFAIK it doesn't and it will make fronts open too wide and brick themselves, but I'm no front player so check by yourself
>>580978224Nice
>>580978238>cowI stopped following his guides and started winning CMs again. I only use his videos to check for a general list of viable umas in CMs now. I do watch Henry's pull recommendations though
...
>>580978428Run her career normally you fool!
>>580978428Banchou love
>>580978154>english ai dub of a spanish videoi hate you
Thank you for the new shoeshttps://youtu.be/A8ssUHT5AqQ?si=-jcVoiytut3v90_O
safe for another week
>>580978325Could someone delve deeper? If so it could make FrontMaking even easier
This club chat kinda dead dawg
>>580978224Reject the hag
yepgoing back to class 5 next week. Bye guys
tomorrow
>>580978670Dancho...
>>580978590sowwy, I never know what to say or how to join in the conversation....
I will NOT be raped by the creek rerun
Maruzensky is 17
>>580978735Skippable banner
>>580978950class of 1917 maybe
>>580978954All banners are skippable though
>>580978896chosing to roll on reruns is already raping yourself
>>580978950Yet she has the face of a 59 year old woman
>>580978950Already in decline
>>580979061but i'm getting raped now because of no creek...
>>580972214Tony Target
>>580978735I might have to pull her…
>>580979176Don't
>>580978389I find Cow's accent funny so I still watch the banner videos. Otherwise, just bird for the tickezo autismo and the occasional rae stream
>>580978950yeah, 17 times mother of my children
>>580979104fgsfds
Coccon and Glasse tearing up your Hot Spring ticket in your face after eating three of your clocks and spitting on you
>>580979104what a silly cutie
>>580979061But I need both CB and Creeku...
>>580979363new friend...
>>580979176Do
The only Cow I watch is off-model uma art
It's so round...
>>580979104Ugly tomboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zckR-9fGURg%t=19
>>580979590
>>580978950...In dog years?
>>580979104Onee-chan
>>580978950Maru's body is fat and saggy...let go...
>>580979360DSFARGEG
where the center stands
>>580979650DEI
>>580979360She looks like she eats grits mixed with butter
>>580979837-O
>>580979946
>>580979360
whenever bourbon sings I get surprised as to how good her singing voice is. Where did the robot go
>>580980076White woman...
>promotion line for class 5 now 796K????Does it not update correctly until most everyone has logged in and done team trials? No way the top 1/3rd or whatever is that high
>>580980170You did, but Doto accidentally swapped them with TicTacs. Honest mistake.
>brown hours
>>580979650hishi amazon is just bad tho isn't she?
>>580980256she goofed up...
>>580980324>>580979837>>580979650HISHIAMA SEXOOO
>>580973927>my wife is so pure and only a slut for MY dick that she's not on that tier list of all around slutsGood.
Please stop, I don't want to jerk off...
>>580980242yesit's % based
>>580980324I LOVE brown hours.
>>580980324>>580980467>>580980630
https://poal.me/7hr3a1>2200+ responsesI shouldn't be surprised but somehow I am
>>580980745Where the fuck did this come from
HEY HEYYOU YOUI DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
>>580980696>this is someone's aunt
>>580980018post full
>>580980208Bourbon voice is also extremely interesting to hear when she's on the edge of cumming
>>580979650Chocolate milk is good for you.
>>580980852/vm/
>>580980696>this is someone's ex wife
>>580980208it's very easy to program a robot to sing a premade song and perform set choreography. it's very difficult to program a robot for general social interactions.
>>580980745Dober is the most sexualised mejiro?Literally how
>>580978516Thats portuguese
>>580981028Sucking on Amasexo's tits for one hour every day.
>Soft Step>Standing by>LevelheadedWhich one is best cope heal?
half-tp doko
>>580981504Soft step by far
>>580981360no i found the original and it's in spanish
>>580981440Dozo.
I was I was Mejiro Ardan and sleep in a very dangerous position in my trainer's office where he'll have to wrestle with his desire to ravage me while napping
>>580981028So true
>>580981309rapebait character
in bed so no hakurakurakuaercm19468439254684392546843925finally have a usable team
>>580981641GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>580981557Oh I see the blurred text So its an english dubbed version of a portuguese dubbed version of a spanish videoPerfect example of the current cycle of aisloppa
someone post the video of curren dabbing
What brand of chocolate milk is best for you?
>>580981832this should be the original which is in spanish with english subtitleshttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DXFoEAfj8hB/your link is someone dubbing and subbing it in portuguesebut also youtube enabled the english ai autodub by default so that's what i heard initially before i looked closerbut also come on man the source was right in the video itself
>>580981743617083076170830761708307
I don't play this game but suddenly I started seeing lots of Fenomeno content online. Love at first sight. I think I need to start playing.
>5 random events in a row from cards not in my deckWhy is this allowed?
>>580982249Wait until you see umas that are actually attractive.
>>580982324buy more support chain event frequency songs
>>580982249Get ready to be disappointed
>>580981714NO ONE wants to rape Dober
>>580982203maya is never beating the spic allegations
>>580982249See you in 1.5 years
Mayano esta bien rica pues, piñita jugoza
>>580982224841557558415575584155755
>>580982249Boss-su...
There is always someone in my club on nigging holiday
>>580982751556886665568866655688666
always remember that Doto is EVIL
>>580982460>>580982567I was looking into just playing the Japan release anyways. Is there some gay shit that makes it unplayable other than it being in Japanese?
>>580983192They check your dick to see if you are circumcised or not. To prevent Americans from playing.
>>580983173but trainer is in the wrong here, why is he lying to her?
>>580983192You just need to make a play store/apple store/dmm/steam account using a JP proxy
Uno de los mejores personajes jamás creados.
>>580982915Stop being a whiny bitch brickedbwo
>>580983192you just need to download a vpn and hachimi (translator extension)
bros... spamming loopa has put me into some liminal space. i dont even know what the next banner is or when CM starts. i just loop. my fan income is higher than ever, im spending carets to start runs as soon as they finish, i dont even care. i havent actually played the game in weeks.
>>580983135714375827143758271437582
I thought fronts were supposed to be dead for CM19?
>>580978154Filling Mayacchi's pastel with my thick catupiry
>>580983719/uma/ is frontfag central
>>580983719>he fell for the gaslightLMAO
>>580983192You need to go to the right thread
>2 identical sweeps (850 stam + 1 gold)>one dies, while the other plows throughWut?
>>580983719Fell for it again Sho
>>580983719
>>580983719fronts are literally the only counter to xoguri and everyone here wants to be a contrarian underdog so there are people running fronts
>>580983507336419903364199033641990last
>>580983931downhill stamina saving witchecks
>>580983931Was the dying sweep a witlet?
>>580984049sex with bourbon
>>580982249sister...
>>580983931wtf is that vampire rice unique so early?
>>580983719Xogger propaganda
>want to do 3 aces>all public lobbies I spectated were all 1 ace 2 debuffersMaybe it's not a good idea to do it this CM
>>580984049sweeperedthanks for comingI need nimble on bobo
>>580984218Yeah, there is a point where trying to be soulful ends up just feeding kittens to coyotes
>>580984218i'm not training 3 aces for a clown CM i'm going to lose to xog anyways
Post front decks
>>580984383thanks for hosting
>>580984218Literally no point in doing anything else
I would let Ruby behead me since I ain't worthy of her.
>>580984629She wouldn't, instead she'd probably not have sex with you
I'm making a last minute Kita, pace hog and Dober in Unity for next CM bwo I don't care anymore
>>580984218I am training 3 aces but last minute because I find that funnier
>>580982010Left left left left left left WHEN IS SHE GONNA BE RELEASED FROM HER PRISON CYGAYS
>>580984332oh no! someone help the tanukis find their way through the maze :(
>>580982463Men do
>>580985047Tucker will help!90k carats.
brought creek but ended with 700 stam award
>>580984502>My wife Flash relegated to debuffer.I'll make you win one day....
you can rely on two other guys bringing debuffers so you dont have to. they debuff each other and it evens out.
>>580985047No.They will die in the maze.
>>580983173Why did he lie? Just say thank you and move on.No lie. No clueing Doto in that I'm cheating on her.
>>580982010kingu's mom has got it going on
>>580985316>Yeah, they debuff each other once and you twice. You forgot your oguri pic bwo
I HATE BOURBON SO FUCKING MUCH
reminder that all debuffer users are zionists and eat babies
two weeks in the mines.... still havent hit ONE 2 stam 2 med....
>>580985606babies are yummy so what about it
We have Uma Musume at home
>>580985606We eat BERRIES!
Bring 3 debuffers to make the 2 other Xoggers in the room miserable
>>580985606I hate debuffers and xog so much it's unreal
>>580985492they dont debuff me at all since my team is 2 ends + 1 late !
my trainee got mad at me because i got sloppy head from curren chan
>>580985272Make her win now fake fan
>>580985805it wasn't sloppy
>>580985805giwtwm (as curren)
>>580985805Roppei...
>>580985805First come first serve
>>580986036Musaka da!
>>580985795at the cm lobby - where the debuffers at?xoggy want double dom dom!
I have something to confess.I find Curren the perfect umamusume that would give trainer a godlike handjob while she lets him grab her tits.
>>580985913I'm trying faggot!Im trying to make a lar minute 8-9 stam parent so I don't have to run creek
>>580985606
>>580985798When approaching late race you should have already used daring strike meaning if you had any chance to win you should be in front of lates by now, meaning you get hit by doms
>>580986526>natie in the jew deckwhat the FUCK?
>>580985479stallions...
the last time I made a stamina*3 parent (for a 9*stm line) it took me 48 attempts, all rerolled so almost 100 attemptsand I hope the same happens to (You) anon
>>580985606I will use the debuffers to combat the xog menacethey will never know what hit them.
How come I never see Late Xoggy? I've even seen front ones in test lobbies.
>got all 15% early friendship songs >dogshit SS+ rating run>shit early songs, only 5% friendship>UG8 rating runIt doesn't matter if you get good early songs or not if you get shit rainbows
top 3 most rapeable umas1.- Dober (likes it hard and rough)2.- Curren (she's in control at all times)3.- Urara (her thick thighs soften deep impacts)
>>580986786lates suck ASS
>>580986786why would anyone willingly mutate for late, that's retarded
You guys are fucked up in the head.
>med S>afwul rainbows>SS rank at the endMany such cases
>>580986865...mutate...?
BABY MAKING SEX WITH LALA
>>580986823Ulala is NOT for rape
>>580986865Oguri comes with A Late
>>580986868You forgot your shimbori rudorufu pic.
>>580986786Late xog was usable before the update until they changed small breather for whatever reason. It was late-race heal so it has synergy with shake out but now it's a mid race heal
>>580987025>>580986927why is she gaslighting trainers into making them believe she can run late?
>>580986786Pace can use u=ma2 and end can use ASSFor the last Takarazuka CM I think late was better
>>580987186>Pace can use u=ma2pls tell me people are buying uma2 as backup for 777 it will make this so much easier
Before she drops tomorrow, tell me about how Nakayama Festa will steal my heart.
>>580986983Oh yes...
>>580987354mare milk i need mare milk
>>580987367bum
>>580987018I would hug themboth of them
dominator doesnt do anything btw. the debuffs that matter are the ones that drain stamina.
>>580987481>>580987481>>580987481
>>580987367By dueling with her gambling deck
>>580987557>>580987557>>580987557real thread
>>580559421>>580559421>>580559421
>>580987151>for some reasonabout 80% of the heals ingame got changed to midgame for consistency reasons specifically to buff Xog
>>580987581Whats the different to that one>>580987581
RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>580987827>>580987827>>580987827
>>580987756We do not post in V threads
>>580987987sex double sextriple sex hi dia
>>580987953it will be really funny when TopRo's and Miracles banner roll around
>>580987729>>580987505>>580987581Well done
>>580987581this is the canon thread