>I have a question about Monster Hunter!https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK>MH WildsAscendance Extended Trailer: https://youtu.be/EWvjrwfYztQBoosted Action Breakdown (All Weapons): https://youtu.be/alf7rjskwaUSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/Event Quests: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/scheduleUpdate Information: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.042.00.00.html/mhg/ Lobby Info: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg>MH Stories 3: Twisted ReflectionOfficial Website: https://www.monsterhunter.com/stories3/en-us/Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2852190/Monster_Hunter_Stories_3_Twisted_Reflection/Additional Side Story Trailer: https://youtu.be/sEUZtuje14E>MH RiseRise on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1446780/MONSTER_HUNTER_RISE/Sunbreak on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1880360/Monster_Hunter_Rise_Sunbreak/General Info: https://pastebin.com/rewGysVq>MH WorldWorld on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/582010/Monster_Hunter_World/Iceborne on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1118010/Monster_Hunter_World_Iceborne/General Info: https://pastebin.com/PKeD8Smg>Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontierhttps://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY>Databaseshttps://kiranico.com/>Where does /vg/ play?/mhg/ Wilds squad: RL9XQ7VMPost the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)Previous thread: >>581121902
Nefarious ghoul pirating milds for the first time ever...
Milds
They hyped up Teostra.
>>581221946I was expecting ANYTHING but teostra since kush just being there already means teo is inThe teaser had no fucking point when it was obviousHuh?
I want to FUCK Ascendance Nona
We already know Ascendance’s endgame will be grinding Teostra/new flagship elder until we get title updates
I'm ghoulish on milds assdance
it's kinda funny that the fat goober tried to sound cool and mysterious with his spooky nefarious means of acquiring milds and now he's getting clowned
They could at least take off denuvo from wilds like they did with dd2
I'm joining the squad... through nefarious means...
>>581222058No way the game looks that visually intense without a PC version All the mobile gameplay iv seen looks way more.fried that that
Man.... what the hell am i supposed to look forward to now?
>tfw I thought we would get Kinolds: Kinoscendance but instead we're getting Milds: De-scent-of-poop
Teostra got in. It was through nefarious means.
>>581222002Stop hating on my glorious fire kitty. It’s not his fault the TGS show sucked
so the leak was fake
mom the nefarious assdancing ghouls are at the door again
>>581222410Monster Hunter HD Collectiontrust the plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWvjrwfYztQDamn, even the general audience disliked the Teostra reveal.
>>581222510To no one’s surprise
the only problem with teostra reveal is that it's in wildswilds fans don't like monhun, they like new shiny things
i love teostra but hyping him up is crazy
Feeling rather nefarious...
>>581222705In tga they’ll hype lunastra
>>581222510OF COURSE IT WAS FAKE YOU NIMRODit didn't even have shagaru on it
Base game>PS3 graphics>Retarded interface>Every low rank monster dies in 2 hits>Every low rank monster deals 0 damage>Unskippable walking segments>Infinite restocking so it's impossible to die>Power Clash is literally just a 3 sec cutscene that wastes your time and doesn't do anything>No cat cooking>Weather system serves no purpose other than to make the game worse>Like 95% of set bonuses are useless>The "endgame" consists of hunting the same apexes because, for whatever reason, Capcom refuses to make every monster 9star tempered>9 star tempered monsters oneshot you and have more HP than Fatalis so G rank will feel like a cake walk>The "reward" for killing 9stars is gacha talismans that give you skills (even though we already have too many skills)>No HR final boss>Artian system makes 99% of weapons in the game useless (lmao)>Collaboration is not even a monster but some generic colorless robot>You can use NPC hunters on monsters but them carting doesn't count so it's literally just cheating>Underwater combat>Less monsters than MH2 and 4 in base game>No MH language>First flop in franchise's historyIs this the worst game of all time?G rank>Created by the director of Exoprimal (game no one ever played)>Gimmick that makes your weapon useless unless you use it>Nothing about the game is fixed>Overuse of Elder DragonsIt's over
>>581222816next is dalamadur
>>581222779you forgot to put me on the chart
We will never get the unique monster body types from 4u ever again huh?
>>581222779lm bIarg
that retard really wasted hours on making that leak for mildswow
The leak was made through.... nefarious means.
>>581222958Kek
>>581222927remember how he was begging for attention across multiple threads both here and on /v/? kek
holy shit TEOSTRA I can't believe they added another gen 2 headtoppl- I mean Elder Dragon the last time this happened was in Rise and World and GU and 4U
>Lunastra guaranteed to eat up a title update slotUGGGGGGGGGGGGH
Damn they are even fumbling the fucking expansion, milds really is on it's way to become the most mediocre monhun game
AHAHAHAOHNONO
https://youtu.be/kI1lxMd90cA?si=VhQ_D3EufyvIzcqt
>Hey guys, today, we are excited to show a very exciting returning monster!
what is this nefarious means, did ryozo say teostra appeared through nefarious means
Nefarious Ceadeus
>>581223152>teostra appeared through nefarious meansreading this sentence made me laugh so hard
you can scratch namielle out
ʍ ı ʅ p ƨ
A reminder that it's only the white people that want friction in any capcom game
Why did americans make a fake leak?
Did I mishear or did the presentation say they are adding moves in the title updates? Are we getting drip fed switch skills?
>>581223016>headtopples in wildsthey've been replaced with a tempered wound, once per hunt
>>581223405NooooooooNamielle, Valstrax, Malzeno, Nergigante, Vaal, Yama, Dalamadur they need to get in! Don't bother with Chameleos it's not even a real elder!
>>581223470>>581222927>>581222510>>581222619It's likely that the mizu and ajarakan are true while the rest is purely to generate a buzz in the (nonexistent) community
>>581223506Yup
why the fuck is Gobul not back? They bring back underwater combat and don't bring back one of the only underwater exclusive monsters in the series? I mean I'm not expecting Caedus (would be nice) but come the fuck on?this modern nightmare world needs to end
>>581223138If green wings are in I'm buying assdance.
>>581222847>He think shagaru is In.
>>581223674just accept it as a gift from god that Tri/3U will forever have a great reason to replay themgobul in reality is boring as fuck btw
>>581222887We shant
>>581223138I honestly would have been more hype for this fucker over teo
>>581223414Dlss 5 her up
who tf wants to focus on story in a monster hunter game
Black Gravios?
stop with the nefarious bullshit, it's not funny
>>581223943But NATA
>>581222204Glad to see Hiraoka is as retarded if not more so than Tokuda.
ooooh yike, not even wilds enjoyers were excited for that teo reveal huh?how?
>>581223946Great another shitmon
>"stop with the nefarious bullshit, it's not funny"He said, with nefarious intent.
>>581223946well its not white
>>581223943I'll be using Focus Mode™ to focus on the story of Monster Hunter Wilds: Ascendance™, which features fan favorite characters such as Nata™ and his not Palico™, Blarkword™. I cannot wait to seize control of the cutscene with my mighty Boost Bracer™.
Stop trying to end the meme through... nefarious means!
https://x.com/KazuyukiHoshino/status/2100169908458065980
>>581223946Just when I thought this shit could not get worse
Nefarious... mens!
>I took the day off and woke up early for THATfuck Crapcum
I love huntresses
>>581224563LMAO
I love nefariousses
chatacabra back in the menu boys
MILDS: ASSDANCE COLLAB FIGHT LEAKED
a very nefarious hunter will return in assdance...
>a video recording of Ryozo-san desperately trying to save his game
>>581224724Oh boy can't wait!
>>581224939isnt R1 the sheath button?
>even the japs and seamonkeys are not impressed Sooooooo why did they think that was a good idea
>>581225113American franchise.
>>581224939>refills over timeLITERALLY WIREBINGS AGAIN
>>581225109kill yourself w*rldie
>>581224813KEK
>TeostraWhere's my boy, Capcom. You motherfuckers better not leave my boy out again. If I have to suffer these two cunts again, at least give me my goober.
>crypt status?nefarious
>>58122511340% off all launch sales, so like 35% of all sales now lmao, are first time MH players who bought Wilds through ads on Reddit. These brave gamer dads who don't have the time to play through World or Rise to meet Teostra, are the target audience, NOT you. For them, this is extremely exciting!
https://x.com/Shincry/status/2100236957376733557 rest of shit weapons here
>>581225415nobody cares Shincry go hang yourself with a study rope you retarded pedophile
>>581225271w*rldies and w*ldies rule this general, sybau unc
>>581225408ghoulish creatures lurk down below, some might leave and arrive at the surface, through nefarious means...
>Shincrykill yourself
>consumes red extractoh nonono
>>581225672>more builder spender mechanicsGOOOOOOOOOOOODS
New monsters>Araketa>Gundoraja>Japanese Black Goo of unoriginalityReturning Monsters>Kushala Daora>Teostra>Lao Shan Lung>Black Gravios (maybe, from the Teo teaser)New variants>Guardian regular/gold RathianIt's looking pretty grim, dire even.
restores gauge is huge
IG was garbage in 4U mechanically and I am glad that weapon gets fucked every game
>>581225875Khezu is confirmed too, he's flying in the background at the end of the Bow video
>>581225672Does this mean we only need red extract to unlock our full moveset again? It looks like they're changing the charged harvest extract into a boost action
>>581225557https://www.capcom-games.com/tgs/pdf/mhwilds-ascendance_en.pdf
the IG needs perfect evade in wilds, it's the only weapon with no usable defensive options
>>581225945IG is pretty fun in Rise
>>581226140Our defense is that we can jump good
ahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
Hammer is fixed.
>>581225415>frontier but without the content
>>581226140>>581226261the offset is getting changed to be butter. IG users had to wait until the expansion to have a usable offset LMAO
>>581222002Based
>>581226416They really wasted the exoprimal director's talent on this dogshit game. Exoprimal's gameplay was actually really fun but the progression and matchmaking were total ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe0oNy0se1s
>>581226362*pulls Greato Suwarudo out of xis ass in 0.1 seconds* HIIII-YA *sets you off*
holy
>>581226810I really didn't mind the swiggles, I'm just bothered why the FUCK was the timer moved somewhere else
>>581226362>>581226849>Valor Longsword (Forma Greatsword)epic, you can walk while charging your offset, you can offset after an offset and you can just offset from sheathsublime and nefarious
>>581226362>double off-setwe're getting counterbaitslop into follow-up explosionslop, just like in Sunslop.
the king won
He's freaking in
>>581227013>>581226810why are they announcing the good changes on twitter and not on the stream lmaoi guess they saw that no one is buying vouchers and is using the free mod instead and decided to gain some good will
There must be some other fire type pokemon to use and not Teo every game. I get they want to cover all the elemental bases for elder dragons but lets try something different
>>581226810>>581227013good changesanything on focus mode?
>>581227209...through nefarious means...
>>581227013The absolute desperation LMAO
guardian teostra
>>581227013Capcom is trying EVERYTHING to gain goodwill towards Wilds
where is she...
>>581225415>wyrmstake cannonDear god please no.>>581226416I'm so glad the full big bang combo can be done again.
>>581227209This fucking monster would have been perfect in Rise. I’m still mad
most complex hammer combo
HUGE
talisman counts as bonus
@offset doj do you have the screenshot of the wilds dev talking about using AI? and where is it from?
Can they let the Dos elders rest already?Like shit, Akantor and Ukanlos woulds be far more interesting. Or do the rare species again, molten missed out on SB but he could be brought back with some new guys. Fuck man I'm tired of seeing that metal asshole and his stupid lion friend.
>>581226362>>581227071I am 100% convinced that "people" who are excited for Ascendance are not human.
HORN BROS, THEY FIXED US
>>581227652If Akantor and Ukanlos get in, it will be through a title update.
>>581227674you are not human
>>581227013>they knew everybody was just cheating to bypass their kikery because everyone knew it was kikery including themselves
I don't mind teostra, we all know he's in since kushala was announced what was the point of hyping him up though? that seems out of touch
>>581227674that's right, i'm a nefarious little ghouldian hehe
>>581227685>invulnerable performance startupChrist, it's Rise HH all over again.
>>581227578>talismans get set bonuses (Either crafting charms is more prevelant or charm farming is about to get WORSE)>Either weapons will too or gogma bullshit is returning>>581227685>Rise performance is backHoly shit
>>581227685So they just aped trash rise HH instead of goated world HH?
just post the pdf Mildtardshttps://www.capcom-games.com/tgs/pdf/mhwilds-ascendance_en.pdf
>>581227685>Rise HHkek it's really going full circleassdance is going to be shartbreak 2 : even more parries
Is this any good? Idk, haven't used CB in wilds at all
>>581222420BING
>>581227802>the people who shipped wilds as it was and expect it to outsell world are out of touchWHOOAA!!! what a nefarious and astute observation!! quite intelligent and big brained of youyou'll still buy it KEK
Longsword GAWDS, I don't know what any of these means
>>581227035It reads as if though you can customize it
>>581226810First good thing I've seen from the expansion
>"""""extended""""""" trailer>the only difference is 3 seconds of a monster we already knew was comingWOWTHANKS CRAPCOM
>>581226046DUDE EVEN YOUR RANGE WEAPONS MUST OFFSET!!!
>>581227674I really like the wilds gameplay, the biggest issue i have with the game is the low amount of monsters and how easy most of them are.I think the expansion has the potential to solve these issues, so i remain hopeful about it, so i guess that makes me retarded goycattle
Is blade coating good?
buyfags won
Rise jeetrannies getting their shitposting out before bedtime.
>>581228116>realize no one like the new display layout>give you the possibility to revert back in the dlcit's like they didn't playtest it or had too much hubris to admit they fucked up and change it before initial release
SEIZE CONTROL OF THE HUNT WITH THE BOOST BRACER!
>>581227072>Blue flamesBro stole his wife's gimmick
>>581228392more like the boob bracer lol
>>581227831You are tempered nefarious littel guardina ghoulAccept it
>>581228334depends on what items give what effects. they can go either the lame route and just give us affinity oil effects or they can go nuts and give us shit like chaos oil again. we wont know until they tell us what items actually work as oils.
>>581228365>had too much hubris to admit they fucked up and change it before initial releaseIt's been like this since world Current capcom needs to get humbled
>>581228116>>581228365>almost 2 years just to add the option to not have the squiggly wiggly linesglacial pace just to milk them as features for the expansioncapcom is worthless and untrustworthy
>>581228298at least you're self aware
>>581228508not quite, world had the clock on the left
Damn, dual blades can fly and dodge in midair now. Yooo, you can fully cosplay as Levi Ackerman from AoT
N
>Gunlance changes focus on melee and stake and removing the awkward end of stake combo period where you usually hop and reload>Hammer changes just look good, enhancing its flow>The bladecoating move on SnS is a way to just use items faster in most cases>Switch Axe only gets axe stuff out of boost, being somewhat worrying that no boost could still be triangle faggy spam, but in boost it's all about morphingCautiously excited.
E
>>581227013the ghouls won...
>3 boost charges that fill over timeThis really is just Rise in a different coat of paint, trading wirebug moves with super saiyan states
I'm a cautiously excited, nefarious little retarded ghoulcattle...hehe
>>581228031They gave it an offset on AED so yeah it's good
Here is the full weapon boosto detailshttps://www.capcom-games.com/tgs/pdf/mhwilds-ascendance_en.pdf
>>581228894Mandatory cooldown reduction skills for the end-end game
>>581228894it's the guy that added v*lor so it makes sense
>>581227834I'm pretty sure performance HH in rise is the WORST way to play ze weapon.
>>581228963>Elders
>>581228983I already posted this, any karma you gain through this post is mine >>581227896
Nergigante is in btw
>>581229034Daisuke directed GU/XX and IB then left the company. Milds Ass is directed by the Exoprimal guy who just posted over Rise wire bugs- which was directed by Ichinose who directed Gen and P3rd
>>581228894So who will be the next bogeymen for nildsmiggers when they found out that assdance is just shartbreak 2?
>>581229189The other cat is cuter, so you lose
>slot wasted on dumb fucking toastercat
>>581229189nyoooooooo
>>581229327this guy is a lead game designer
>>581229447>kushala>teostra>lao>michelin qurupecora
>>581229447It's not really wasted, he is in with kush, ALWAYS, that's their dealThe problem was the >OH LE RETURNING MONSTER LETS HYPE UPPPPPPPPPLike ?
Are you guys excited for the expansion overall?
>>581225945I don't even know what IG players want
>>581229589No
>>581229589Fuck no lmao
>>581229509I go to the top for directors not the staff. Saying he is single handedly responsible for Brave mode is a reach. Shit flows downhill.
>>581228337>literal paypigs
>>581228334>blast uppercutIS THAT
>>581229589No. I'm excited for Outlanders though
>>581225945Really monkeypawnian that the absolute by far best iteration of IG is in the absolute worst iteration of MH...
so funny watching worldbabs go OMGGG NOT TEOSTRA !! HES SO BORING
>>581229589Honestly, I feel kind of indifferent about it. I'm boughting it anyways and I'm hoping the endgame grind/gear system is good - I really liked Sunbreak in that regard. Probably gonna start playing Bow or Charge Blade for the expansion, I'm kinda bored of GS.
>>581227685now let's see HHfags saying rise HH moves were actually goated
>>581229721Teostra IS boring because he's a SHITMON
>>581229589for the first time, no.
>>581229767Literally nobody is saying this
>>581229589Not really>>581229767KEK
>>581229589Haven't played Wilds in about a month and no real intention to try it until everything is released and it's cheaper. But even then, depending how far the MMO fight design keeps going, it might just be a total skip
>Honestly, I feel kind of indifferent about it. I'm boughting it anyways
>>581229675fair
>>581229721he is fucking boring doe
>>581229589no
>>581229589Not really - even the threads on /v/ everyone is still pissed. Could be just an echo chamber but I have a feeling the general consensus is that people dont want this game anymore and would like to move on.
>>581229680Fucking lol>>581229589I was cautious about it, but knowing the two weapons I was favoring are actually being improved in ways I was hoping for has shifted it.Now give me a demo, capcom.>>581229721Faggot, Worldfags are the ones excited because they've only fought him in World.
>>581229854yet.
Sunbreak lost (at the not being the best MH game tournament)
>>581230150Screencap it and post the receipts later for grudgeposting
>>581229691No it's not as cool as that
>>581228657>BOOSTO dodge is an offset>I hate offsetshitters>can't BOOSTO and dodge at the same time without hating myself
>>581230309... on opposite day
i dont get why they cant just make a game run well and listen to feedback. like, theyre doing all of these changes like infinite tickets for characters and finally changing the health bar but ONLY once they're feeling the heat and backlashit's disgusting. these companies never fucking care and only listen when you rape them financially, fucking pieces of shit.
>>581230350actually, it won't have Ass Penis
>>581230486...on planet diaperbaby.
why wait until the expansion to implement the character voucher thing? They could just do it right now
>>581230494Yeah but it brings a tear to my eye to see the community assemble and throw shit at Crapcum for over a year straight. Meanwhile RE fans are eating demake trash nonstop and smiling throwing money while the IP is raped to death.
>>581230486Sunbreak won... at the being the best MH game tournament...? ok
>Trailer for outlanders shows off monsters>Trailer for mildew ass shows npcs, bird travel and boring shit no one cares about, also here's teo :)Grim
>>581230756>Yeah but it brings a tear to my eye to see the community assemble and throw shit at Crapcum for over a year straight.true, that was funny. still, they horrendously fucked up the easiest fucking follow up ever so it serves them right, fuck them.i hope the switch version runs horribly as well so they get raped again.
rise is a non-ster fighter mod to GU
Witty
They need to come up with a new fire elder so we can fucking stop it with this cringe lion
>>581230793Sunbreak would only win if there was more food then dango.
Nefarious
Ghoulish
>>581223946Gravios already has everything from Black Gravios except for the beam and fart while walking thing
look at him he's like Denethor from Lord of the RingsMonster Hunter
>>581229767These might seem like the words of someone who has stockholm syndrome for playing rise for too longbut I believe there is some fun to be extracted from rise HH
>>581229589Its more of a videogame I like playing, so yeah.
>boost gauges refil.So this game is gunna be even more anime than rise?They shoulda brought back palimute
>>581229589I’ve never been hyped of any of these games :) I just like playing them
>>581225260Looked slower than bugs if you aren't hitting shitThere'll probably be Boost Whisperer or whatever the fuck though
i wonder how the dev team is feeling right nowthey egosearch, meaning browse social media a lot, but even the usual slopeaters were not that happy with teo lol
>>581231552I'm also shocked by how smooth and clean rise looks
>Ruger makes weapons out of the crystals>even does a Greatsword charge sound effect while charging its attackHOLY KINO
I hope there'll be good new customization options for my huntress
>>581231615Why would they care? WildsAss will probably still sell a shit tonThe only time they will care is if it doesn't meet sales expectations Stop being retarded and chronically online
>>581231425>except for the beam and fart while walking thingThat's enough for Ryozo
>>581231615Well we know they market on 4chan so they definitely see the hate wagon.
nefarious troorcs too poor to buyed wilds and taking out their ghastly anger on ghouls
>>581231671>The Chinese make better monstersShits crazy.
>here's a big smart word I made up to make my point seem more legitimate, please comment and give me (you)'s
>>581231660It's modded and in a well lit area Were I a bad faith shitposting agent I could make rise look very bad
Monster Hunter is not Monster Hunter
i felt more excited watching the asslander's trailer than the assdance trailer and i dont plan on playing asslander because i don't play gachas
angry troorc is angry and nefarious
WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)I CAN'T WAKE UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)SAAAVEEE ME CALL MY RISETROON A DOGSHIT KUSOOGEEEE
>>581231671This looks like shit.
>>581232019The game looks great on PC and smooth with good clarity. You dont need mods.
i'm shocked bzzt that this play doh looking game that can run on serbian made pcs looks clear bzzt shocked i tell you
>>581232092The wilds %drop off is insane!
>>581232092>1 million all time peak>height of pre expac hype>only 44k 24 hour peaklmao bro
Someone on the MH team must love this skill because thats the only use a Teostra armor set has to give at this point
>>581232281Mean while wilds still looks like shit with bad frame pacing on my 5070ti
>>581232351>lmao bro
>>581232276Depending on area it looks awful
>>581232092The rise daily peak is insane!
I buoyed
If Lunastra is there on launch, there is a silver lining
ONE MONSTER
>>581232428bzzzzt
>>581232480Yeah some maps and spots have bad lighting.
WAIT, DID THEY ACTUALLY FIX THE FUCKING INTERFACE OR IS THAT A MOD???
>>581223815Bring him back, I miss this fucker
>>581232702sovlsovless
gay hunters of kamura assemble
>Enraged Guard/Anchor Rage is just part of the weapon nowFucking finally
>no framegen or upscale needed
>>581232092who cares when assdance is bound to be sunbreak 2?
>>581232771Nah ignore the fact that the elder dragon of assdance has the snek model they are never bringing back snek monsters
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD
>>581232993it only costs us the cross slash and shield charge, which they gave to the gunlance
>>581233085Peak
>>581233120it'll be nothing like Sunbreak, Sunbreak is peak nu-MH
>>581233120>who cares when [fanfiction]least saddest risetroon cope
>>581233085imagine if this was a legit monster hunter game
>>581233243They showed you can block without stopping before, looked like it was on the boosted standard charge
>>581233324>>581233341You guys haven't seen how much counters they're cranking out or are you shitposting for the sake of shitposting?
>>581233540you're being a tad bit nefarious
>>581233382i know, but its the regular charge with the option to block, the GL got the actual shield charge switch skill that the lance had in SB
So Milds plan to turn sales around is copy SB and port over more counters and wire bugs, lmao.
Please tell me if this: >>581232702 is real or not
>>581233690uh oh risey melty
>>581233540I was implying that Sunbreak is a good game and assdance will be ass, retard
>>581233690whatever cope you want nosferatu
>base wilds is worse World>assdance is worse Rise (not even Sunbreak)yeah, this guy is getting his ass fired
The real gimmick of assdance is that you don't do DMG to monsters untill you have offset them 3 times. Allowing you to do DMG to them for the next 2 minutes
>implying you weren't being nefarious
>>581233824numh is ass tho
WOW THE SAME TRAILER AGAIN BUT WITH MORE YUMMY WUMMY RECYCLED DOS ELDER SHITMONS EVERYONE IS SICK OF FROM THE LAST TWO GAMES?? I'M SO HECKING EXCITED #CAPCOMWON #RETURNTOWILDS
>>581234401melt
>>581234401that looks cool as fuck, can't wait to try it myself
>>581233641Cross slash I could go either way on, the lunge followup from a guard is usually fine. If the boosted charge is instantly top speed, then the main difference with shield charge and the boosted charge would just be that the charging attack won't KO here. And I guess if you really wanted the animation but it looks like that's still in the game as the followup to the boost slam.
at least wilds is still a pretty comfy fishing simulator. I'm assuming assdance will add more cozy fishing spots
>>581234401looks hype and epic
>>581234876I'll agree to that
>>581234876i still havent done the fishing side quests in wilds and i'm hr 874i refuse to do them
>>581232702Only truly fixed when the bar stretches across the entire screen.
Someone did some speculative work that might be accurate based on the UI of the monster info screen shown in Ascendance and comparing it to the main game, and apperently the expansion will have around 30 new monsters.
i'm speculating nefariously about wilds....
>>581226362Wow what a hecking great optional mechanic that lets you avoid taking damage if you're skilled enough just like dodging!
ATTENTION TEOSTRA YOU ARE TO LEAVE MONSTER HUNTERS WILDS IMMEDIATELY VACATE THE ROSTER AND MAKE ROOM FOR A REAL MONSTER
Why would GL need zero distance wyvern fire though?
>>581234401>dos elder shitmonsWhile also leaving out the two with the most soul. One youtube comment said "why even bother keeping Teostra a secret" which encapsulates it quite well.
Is the game still just focus mode slop or is it safe to return?
>>581236591Thanks for the summary of that youtube comment, ChatGPT. Now, give me the recipe for a nefarious pie.
>>581234401>FROM THE LAST TWO GAMESKush and Teo have been in every single MH game since Dos except for Tri, 3U and base Wilds.
>>581236853Depends on your weapon.
put the guild knight set up for sale you fucks
>>581236927Flour salt water sugar cinnamon.Butter.Baked for an hour
Somebody hand this nigga the DLCunlocker
>>581237104
>>581227013Is this just a demo thing or is for the expansion? Or is it gonna added in the base game before the expansion?
wouldn't it be really funny if they went back to the pre-rise version of kushala that's way worse
>>581237218Instructions unclear, I nefariously acquired Wilds.
Uh oh someone forgot to send in the bot accounts first.
>>581229589EhhhhI'll probably play because I want to see what G-rank will be like with the current direction but I'm not particularly excited. I'm more curious than anything.
exactly, you're still buying it
Well I unboughted it. What now?
>>581229589What do you think?>>581222859
>Chameleos is already in game>unannounced until you get a quest with "hunt ???"Hate to know Crapcom won't have the balls to do it.
>>581225410Do gamer dads even play MH unless they were already fans of the series growing up. From what I see they mostly play FPS games, Bethesda, and Rockstar slop.
>ghoul themed hubcrypt status?
>>581227589They've spoken about using AI multiple times, including during the latest investor call. You might be thinking of this japanese interview from google cloud, with some japanese finance bro who's sole videogame credit is for Wildshttps://www.4gamer.net/games/991/G999101/20260519017/>As for AI models, we have many based on our own proprietary mathematical models. At the same time, we also need AI with the characteristics of what are commonly called frontier models, such as Gemini. So we combine those with our proprietary components.>Another approach is to train Capcom's own specialized AI models from scratch - including something like an 'Art Director Model' - and have those and Gemini reason together to improve accuracy.
so uh, how are the Risen Elders, Primordial Malzeno and AT Arkveld not Frontier mons?
why do i sometimes do 400 extra damage on my swing in Wilds?
liar you never boughted to begin with because you are a poor troorc
portable 6th is likely to have some kind of weapon mixing gimmick as we can see the overlapped moveset in assdance
>>581238294flayer proc
>>581237958They don't keep monsters a secret until you encounter them personally in general anymore. That's a large part of why Bazel was so loved in World. Nigga came out of nowhere to fuck you up in early high rank.
I was watching a speed run for sns clears and i see then doing some crazy big attack right at the beginning.What the hell is that?
>>581238139Well you see anon, they weren't in frontier.The whole frontier mon was always stupid anyways, 4s flagship was a monster that spread spores, turned other monsters into zombies and then turned into an aoe spamming dickhead. Yet people love to pretend that frontier is just zeniths.
>>581225415holy fucking dogshitlmao
WE'RE BEING MOGGED
>>581238892stealth attack, everyone has it
>>581239008we have boost mode and 20 year old elder dragons. capcom is too big to fail
>>581239008By whomst?
>Pick up GS in Wilds>Slash, Offset>Repeat until monster is deadThe game is getting so deep.
>>581239008Dogma balls. Lmao.
ワロタ
Learning offsets is a massive skill check.I'm glad the game is adding deep are hard to optimize skill checks to the game!
>>581238551you're right. thanks
>>580724709no
>>581239008me in the wilds lumu
are glaivesissies ever happy?
>>581238865He was stealthed dropped in Rise.
>>581229680KEK
>>581238105Why do they think their story isn't complete dogshit slop?
>>581240510The story sold 10 million copies in a month. The rest of the game wasn't as good as the story, unfortunately.
>>581239008They brought back the Cockatrice for D2?
>>581239008Wow another monster that should've been in DD2 in the first place
>>581240950They were hiding all the cool monsters for some reason
>>581240950And a few others.
>>581240934LOL
>>581241160Oh shit Baphomet from DDONFuck me I'm buying this shit right now
Is DD2 good now? Should I play the first one?
>>581228112>mash triangle for dps instead of R2 + triangle like current milds>mash R2 to look anime, possibly with hyper armor
>>581233641Yeah, as the enter boost move, which means Gunlance's mobility is still gonna be pits.
>>581241478Unless they backport all the expansion shit into the main map no you're going to be fighting the same 4 enemies for the entire game First game is better overall
>>581241478no and yesyou might find the DD guide in the archive, DD2 killed /ddg/
The current list of all currently announced ascendance monsties:>Arateka>Kushala Daora (was in world and rise already)>Teostra (was in world and rise already)>Lao Shan Lung (lmao)>Gundoraja (Presumably the flagship)Unannounced monsters we know for a fact will be added to Ascendance:>New Final boss>Shagaru Magala (was in sunbreak already)>Khezu (was in rise already)That leaves about 3-5 free spaces for additional monsters to populate the launch game with, so we can assume the last few will be something along the lines of:>Kirin (was in world already)>Velkhana (was in iceborne and rise already)>Malzeno (was in sunbreak already)>Diablos (was in world and rise already)
>>581241478Its always been good.
>>581241772I only got 100 hours, beat the game once and now I'm at the end of NG+ waiting for the DLC.
Why can't you retards confirm whether the screenshot with new UI is real or fake?
>>581242082It's real retard, why the fuck would people fake that
>>581241574you can move pretty freely with the gunlance in wilds and i cant recall a single monster that doesn't home in on you with their attacks so you're always in range.
>>581242082it's real, retarded faggot
>>581242154Trannies fake shit all the time, retard.
>>581242082What screenshot?
i'm a nefarious wittle illiterate retard and i need a big spoon in my mouth right now
>>581241759Noooo you don't get it they'll finally make Lao good by giving it MMO raid mechanics and cinematic phase transitions!
https://x.com/monsterhunter/status/2100241767241056258>top comment is shitting on the teostra revealKWABOTY
>>581242471i'm gonna wait until there's a one shot mod for ascendance then use it on lao then move on.
I miss entering a hunt and being dropped off in the super special secret spawn that had 2-3 unique gathering spots that could drop high level amulets and stuff
>you can now randomly play with people playing Wilds in tablet mode on the Switch 2 oh boy
>>581222002ARE THE RERUNNING BURN IN BLACKEST HELL PENDANT EVENT OR NO!? I MISSED THE PENDANT WHILE PLAYING SILKSONG
>>581242917You unironically missed it again, it was running at the end of August
>>581242917i missed the rey dau pendant because wilds kept bluescreening my puter kek
Dont ever hype teostra or any other of the mhdos trio like this again, it made sense to hype it in world, but hyping it in rise and ascendance is crazy, agnaktor better be on the demo at the tgs or something
I hope Lunastra is in
or what?
>>581243328that would be an act of gamer dad genocide so it's not happening. enjoy velkhana at an unstable 8-46 FPS instead
>>581242604>top commentnot how twitter works retard
>>581243659tell your manager to get the bot farm out to manufacture hype for the new reveal, mr. intern
>>581242604my top comment is the monsterhunter account posting the same image as a comment???
Wilds SnS is just the soi version of Rise SnSDrill Slash became Focus Strike with a shittier animationMetsu Shoryugeki became Blast Uppercut with a shittier animation
>>581244145the same image without the logo, if anyone wants it for wallpaper or something
>>581244407so post it in the original post?
>>581241759why do you think the expansion will release with only 15 new monsters? Iceborne added way more
>Capcom actually removing some of the absolutely heinous mtx bullshit they've been shoving into every single game since WorldWow, no better proof of how much of a failure Wilds has been than that.Totally deserved though, fuck Capcom.
>>581244826Iceborne + Updates added 16 monsters without counting recolors
>>581244920>lil retard with flaps on his eyes didn't notice that they've been cutting back on microtransactions across every release
Oh boy i can't wait to get Lunastra as TU 2 monster just so they can do the quest where you have to fight Teostra and her at the same time and they can name the quest some stupid bullshit like "Clash of Sun and Moon"
>>581245131yeah World was such a fucking outrages MTX filled nightmare and although people have complained about things in Rise and Wilds that are dlc (not that they shouldn't complain), they're both MUCH, MUCH better than World was with it, World literally locks almost every single emote, gesture, and pose behind DLC.
>>581245160What's the point of adding 30+ monsters if the game still has Nintendo 64 graphics?
Capcom saw all the videos about DOS and Frontier being hidden gems so assdance is now DOSFrontierZ 2.0
>>581244826>Iceborne added way moreDoes he know?>Beotodus>Banbaro>Barioth>Nargacuga>Glavenus>Brachydios>Tigrex>Velkhana>Namielle>Slop Ishvalda>"Zinogre">Yian Garuga (lmao)That's 12 on release + an additional 4 over the course of title updates. Ascendance might add more, or they might try and save Guardian Jin Dahaad for the TUs and try to pass that off as new content. Hard to say at this point.
>poor mans frontier but instead of content you can play with bingskek
>>581245375Wilds release week was such a gold mine
>>581244920to my knowledge FFXIV makes most of its revenue from its character edit coupons. Given that the only remaining userbase for Wilds over the past year and a half has been the same exact type of ghoulish AGP freak I expect they will literally lose more income from removing the vouchers than they'll get back via goodwill (since no one cares about the vouchers other than the ghouls that were paying for them). It might just be harder to cheat cosmetics into ffxiv though I don't follow that game closely
>>581245912>to my knowledge [shit I made up in my mind]
>>581246095he's nefarious
>>581245912FFXIV is a zero trust MMO. You literally can't bypass the paywall.
>>581243212>agnaktor better be on the demo at the tgs or somethingThey already revealed the demo fights. It's chadacabra, birdman, and Teo.
>>581245392God IB was so dogshit.
>>581245768The demo just mercilessly filtering midrange specs while being a blurry colourless and constantly-breaking mess was some trippy limbo experience I gotta say
I don't want my lobby to be defiled with Shitch shitters. How do I kill the bing bing wahoos?
>>581246548>blurry colourlessJust like the full game even 2 years later with the expansion?
>>581245768>>581246548The relentless nonstop doomerposting and shitting on Capcom was cathartic... I miss it
>>581246665Exactly, the unsightly dull surrealism of the demo lives on
>>581246212Oh I guess that's why. Capshart better take notes!
>>581246679You're acting like it ever went away
>>581246679Why do you miss something that never went away?
>>581247354>>581247463We used to be at single digit % Steam positive reviews, now it's at 67%...
>>581243030ur a fibber and a trollster you're making fun of me. the in game thing says sep 16 2026. Tonight Squid. I will make it right.
>>581246679Don't forget the complete silence from Capcom for the next 2-3 months after the demo ended, and an announcement of a delay. And then a month of wait for a TU with gathering hub and a monster three versions of which everyone hunted in the last game. Only for people to butcher it under 5 minutes and go back to Ark and Gog grind. What a fucking embarrassment this game's launch legacy is
>>581245375you joke but I would much rather a monster hunter with n64 graphics and every fucking monster ever released across the entire series. they won't release generations on steam because wilds would crater to a player count of erpers.
>>581247589That's only because they changed steam to only show reviews in your default language so that you only saw the reddit dads talking about how wholesome and yummy the offsets are and admitting they're only leaving a positive review to 'own' the haters instead of the majority asian horde
doomtroons lost tho
>>581247591oh no I lack any and all reading comprehension I may be spiritually brown. surely they will have to rerun it when the switch 2 version comes out right? this can't keep happening.
>>581247962Everyone will lose, when they reveal FULMINATED AJARAKAN at the TGAs
>>581247739>Gog I meant Gore, but I guess Gog just lives rent free in my head now
>>581247739I'm still vexed as to why they took up space with Mizutsune when we already had Uth Duna as a strong water element leviathan and they were planning to add Lagi as another powerful leviathan. They should've just given Uth more equipment and saved the spot for something else.
>>581247793I would prefer a normal game with 30 monsters to 0/10 slop for trannies with 100000 monsters
>>581247962We won bigly. We have shitposting material that will last us 20 days.
>>581248230you say 0/10 slop for trannies but my n64 jenk shit has a trillion armor weapons skills maps replayability. but keep coping with your gog. wait you don't even play milds you're a crutch claw defender trying to groom people into making huntresses what the fuck
>>581248386You say that but then you post the same stale ancient webms that fool nobodySo much for the doomtroon "bigly"
>>581248136would have unironically been a more hype reveal then fucking teostra again
You can't ever actually win as a doom posting though, that's the whole point
>>581248629monstieraped5, 6, and 7 were made last saturday tho????
>>581248848Nah, seen itYou're boring
>>>/v/747812212>>>/v/747814010 /v/ is making fun of mildew again, sisters...
doomtroons actually provided evidence and have argumentsdefenders did nothing but vagueposting and samefagging. being unfunny to bootdoomtroons won
>>581249059says the gaped doomtroon begging for reinforcements on /v/
>>581248210What can I say? This is a company that thinks people are genuinely excited to see Teo as a hyped-up reveal. It's like they expected MH vets to excite all the new players in online discourse just because Elders are supposed to be the real deal now
>sns looking more rise-like>oils are back and potentially even betterother than them pretending teostra was a cool monster, im content with this and looking forward to what else is new
uh oh, gamer dad doj is melting down again! how long until he talks about how offsets actually made greatsword really high IQ and skillful for the first time again?
>>581222002Who is this Chad? He looks familiar.
>Palico with sandwich maker>Toaster is backSandwich chads keep winning
>>581249332Shah Rukh Khan
>>581249332literally me
>>581249332>this will sell our dlc
>>581249614you preordered it already lol
>>581249614unironically nata not being an annoying snotty kid anymore and being an adult who can have a genuine character arc and portray more than "please dont kill arkveld pleaaaasssseeee" is a huge selling point
GS bros, we can't stop winning!
>>581249407first good post in this thread
>>581222779more like dads4offsets
>>581240089No, and they shouldn't be.
>>581249871What did I miss? Did they make it even more OP to appease to babies again?
>>581250048gs now has a frame 1 parry from draw like valor ls
>>581249316Have not used a single offset since March 2025, will not use a single offset 2027 and beyond.Offsettroons can deepthroat a shotgun.
Ascendance Title Update schedule:TU1: ChameleosTU2: Silver Rathalos and Gold RathianTU3: Lunastra TU4: Chaotic Gore MagalaTU5: FatalisGet hyped!!!
>>581250453LARP
>>581250453wait until the endgame where monsters NEED to be offset or else they nuke you like an anomaly monster
>>581250202Let me guess>offset troonfuckeyLMFAO not interested
>>581250453>>581250558based
>>581250558yep
>>581250505>TU1: ChameleosFake and gayStopped reading there.
>>581250552it'll be the other way around again, you'll get one offset topple the whole hunt and slowly kill yourself with offset chip damage
Frontier only made you do dark souls rolls, it didn't have all these fucking parries. At this point Frontier's gameplay is far more sane and grounded than whatever the fuck ascendance is trying to do when they're not just rehashing old monsters people are either sick of (Kush, and Teo) or don't like fighting (Lao)
There's an immense feeling of satisfaction that comes from finally being able to not rely on comfort skills for your weapon. I never thought I'd see the day where I'd play SwAxe without Evade Extender but I've finally reached that level.
THE INCREDIBLE GASSY will save wilds
>>581249332Baki Hanma
Guardian Black Gravios
>>581224007>charactor creator vs in game model
>>581251315I remember congalala being larger in 4u.Feels really small in wilds
>>581233167The hind legs on Gundoraja are very high up on its body. I assume it might just be another Leviathan variation with an extremely elongated tail
Arkveld Ascendant
So fuck everyone who actually supported the game and bought all the voucher bundles right? Couldn't even give us equal value to buy other cosmetics?
Why does Primordial Malzeno get a 0 frame startup attack where he can instantly bash you with his shield then combo it into an unavoidable tail thrust that 100 to 0 you? You literally cannot avoid it with your weapon unsheathed unless it can guard. The instant aerial swipe is bullshit too, but his shield combo makes him way too overtuned
>>581252108You must be a fucking retard
>>581252108You get a cute paypiggie pendant if you buyed enoughted
>>581252108>scammed by the biggest kikes in the eastLmaoooooo
I need to make it to 4u g rank already but I am lazy as fuck
He left for ascendance
>>581252108Anyone who ever piggie’d for these deserves to get fucked over
>>581252108This is a good thing, if you were stupid enough to get scammed by Capcom then that's on you.
>>581252108Why would you ever buy those you retarded fucking tranny ghoul? You deserve this
>>581252108So they're going to keep this as a standard going forward? This isn't just a 1 time thing as an emergency damage control correct?
>>581229589The only way I would get excited if they brought back multiple Frontier monstersBut we got fucking Kush and Teostra, like what are we doing here dude
SQUEEEEEEE-EEE-EE-EE! PAY UP PIGGIES OINKOINKOINKOINK
>>5812526181 time thing because Wilds flopped. Don't expect this for Portable 6
The Shadow Cabal has decided that Frontier does NOT belong to the based Monster Hunter titles. If you glory hunt with it, consider yourself a cringe nigger faggot.
>>581252108>Mildsies are getting fleeced in real time while they defend the responsible party online LMAO
>>581252558Ok mr "I own 1 outfit irl"
>>581252108>Paying for shit that should be free in the first placeYou're the type of gamer who encourages companies to use these predatory microtransactions and other scummy practices. You deserve to be scammed more than anybody.
>talk
>>581253238HAHAHAHAHAHA DID YOU REALLY TYPE THIS OUT ABOUT CHARACTER VOUCHERS
and he will come
playing FU, is gunlance just kind of shit? even in the training school, it felt pretty meh. longsword actually felt pretty good, which is weird bc I normally never use it in the later games
>>581252108SQUEAL PIGGYSQUEAAAAAAAL
>>581254397>is gunlance just kind of shit?Yes
>can play every weapon>still can't play the Hunting HornI am retarded and I am going to shit my diaper.
>>581254397Gunlance peaks in low rank and is somewhat useable in high rank if you get one of the really good ones like the Silver Rath GL and isn't good at all in G rank.
what's wrong with playing your weapon like in gens 1-4?
>>581254397>longsword actually felt pretty good, which is weird bc I normally never use it in the later games2nd gen LS is an uptime weapon, 3rd gen and onward it's a combo weapon
>>581254560well I'll keep using it anyway, at least sometimes >>581254620just play it and you'll get a feel for it pretty quickly. the moveset has good reach and is useful for hitting heads regularly, you can use recitals for offense and defense, etc. idk about wilds hunting horn though
>>581255042If you don't use offset you're a scrub
>>581254397not really if you play it like lance poke poke upswing and ignore shellingI have heard shelling is not even that weak in FU but because of the simple nature of the game, you better off play the positioning game and poke the good hitzone instead of shelling
>>581231671>temu P.Malzenolmao
>>581255042>44 is not a good ol classic title
>>581255280you lost risetroon
>>581254974>Gunlance peaks in low rankwow he's just like me fris it as rough as in 4u? I feel like gunlance fell off pretty hard in late high rank>>581255056idk what that means, but it seems to be like fu longsword has good mobility and damage and is easy to use. maybe that's why it's so popular, in addition to the Japanese pro katana bias
Risen Shagaru Magala
>>581255315At the worst kush reskin contest? Indubitably.
>>581255092>just play it and you'll get a feel for it pretty quickly. the moveset has good reach and is useful for hitting heads regularly, you can use recitals for offense and defense, etc. idk about wilds hunting horn thoughI've tried all the styles in GU, World, Rise and Wilds with the Hunting Horn and can't fucking get it to click. It's ridiculous, i've never had an issue learning weapons except for this fucking thing.I'm just going to watch speedruns and see if I can osmosis the flow of the weapon.
>>581255042I did this for a while in Rise and eventually realized I’d rather be playing gens 1-4 themselves
>>581255828From what I remember of 4 it's just setting up your songs then doing a lot of the reverse overhead slam
>>581223674Best I can do is nibblesnarf
>>581255702... on opposite day
>>581255961>then doing a lot of the reverse overhead slamYeah, you spam that too with Valor HH. I'll have to bunker down and really learn it.
>>581252647It's a distant cope but Rukodiora would've been a far better option for the reveal than kush. Gundoraja also just makes me think of Shantien
>>581225351Fuck chameleosI hated him ever since my first encounter in mhguBounce every hitHe steals the antidote then posions youSpams invisibilty
>>581256510The magnetism one right?Would make sense for Cliffs and new locale methinks
>>581255828try it in tri or 3uit's barebones simple there, the game is a bit slower. it makes a really good place to get a hang of it, because there's relatively little fluff going on. get used to where the attacks hit, how you can compensate for that to hit what you want (I.e. standing to the side so that a side swing hits the monster's head). rathian is a good monster for that>>581256141I think he would actually fit in well in the wilds desert map
>>581252108I'm too white and not poor to be fazed by this.
>>581256707I'm surprised they haven't absorbed more Frontier monsters into the main games now that Frontier is super duper dead
>>581257358Leave it to him
>>581245160Sun and Moon quest names are already hogged by the metal Raths sorry
>>581232421Maybe we'll get Powder Mantle back, I liked that skill.
>>581232421We are already capped and or overcapped with affinity. LP serves no purpose but to further overcap.
>>581255356Not an expert but as far as I know it's the same issue explosive damage has had in most generations. The damage is static so its power decreases the more health the monster has, hence why it becomes worse at higher ranks. It's also why the brachydios/slime weapons in 3U are extremely overpowered in high rank but fall off in G unless you're on a hunt with multiple monsters with different weaknesses.
>>581252383I can help
>>581256659>He steals the antidote then posions youI still remember the time I was a kid playing MHFU and he stole an ancient potion off of me
>>581258975>>581256659once it took my powertalon
>>581252180He didn't buy shit and is just making shit up to pretend to be outraged.
>>581222002>STILL no chiikawa collabIs it legitimately too expensive for Capcom?
>>581256659>Fuck chameleosThis.
you guys does really use power and armor charms or talons, do you? you're not shitters, right?
>>581222510The reason I said it was fake was no Teo kek
>>581259152Is that possible? I thought it was limited to consumables
I found out a great way to not waste time in Wilds on shit pubs and only get quality ones.>Join AT anything or GOG>At least one person above 200>If 2 incaps happen in first phase or second phase, leave mission>Repeat until non-shitter teamWorks for me!I also just piggy back off investigations that have gems for money and ore, but there isn't a fun way to get tarred bullshit.
>>581259479Capcom was able to afford Sanrio collabs for MH Felyne Puzzles just fine. It's probably they don't think anyone playing the actual games would be interested in cutecore collabs. Of course that wouldn't be the first retarded thing they thought, because they also thought people wanted a game where you go India, escort an Indian kid all game, slowwalk everywhere while the Indian kid talks, while you sit on the floor like a filthy fucking Indian subhuman eating Indian cuisines with your bare hands.
>>581259556>I thought it was limited to consumablesit was modified in GU and onwardoldgen chameleos can take anything in your inventory
>>581259847Rise Chameleos merely steals your spiribirds, Wilds Gypceros doesn't steal at all
>>581260053>Wilds Gypceros doesn't steal at allHoly soulless
>>581255828i got filtered by the mmo circles in wilds so its not just you
>>581259704>femjeetasI fucked a pajeeta once during the covid lockdown period when I was still in my “explorative manslut” era. I’ve fucked virtually every color of woman out there- white, black, hispanic, asian (still no arabs). Left squeaky clean every time. The ONE time I get frisky and rawdog a pajeeta- BAM, chlamydia a few days later. Woke up to abdominal pain that made me squirm and a foul odor leaking out even fouler viscous fluid out of my tip. It hurt to pee so badly for weeks I finally caved in and got tested for the first time in years of being a sexually promiscuous manwhore banging girls from dating apps.Long story short: never, NEVER even remotely consider fucking a jeet/jeeta. The shit you read online about them being filthy vermin that’re somehow even more disease-ridden than blacks isn’t just an agenda- it’s the plain truth. Don’t make the same mistakes I did. I got off lucky with only getting chlamydia that one time
since they showed kushala having hr armor design and not master rank armor design that means teostra is not going to have master rank design of armor right?
>>581256448If it's only one opposite day in the year, I can give you that volontier.
>>581223674portable 6th will have a goobul sub as flagship
>>581259775>cutecore collabsLeave it to my nigga Itchy nose. Trust that the B team will double down on traditional MH goofiness and pioneer the first Chiikawa collabThe B team is cool but I’m kidding about Itchy nose. Fuck that guy and his hate boner for CB
>>581260960Usually I report blatant off topic posts like this but it's shitting on Indians so I'll leave it be. Based anon. Not very based you were a manwhore though. Have some self respect.
>>581225351good, leave him out of this pathetic excuse for a circus
the nefarious high rank design kaiser crown
Why is everyone saying nefarious and ghoulish? Also what’s this about boost gauges being replenishable? I’m on the road and can’t watch the showcase because data coverage is ass in the boonies
Legendary Nefarious Ghoul Booster
>>581261228People praise Ichinose as if base Rise wasn't the most boring basegame out there, he wasn't director for Sunbreak so he doesn't get any credit for the actually enjoyable part of that game
>>581261491Ghoul posting has been around for like...fuck idk 9 months?Nefarious was my bad because I talked about pirating and made a cheesy post. Boost bracer is just wirebugs again 1 to 1. You get three and they go on cooldown and restore.
>>581227013back in my day you had to earn it
>>581261392Legitinately, why are you still here?
>>581261758Rise outsold Sunbreak 2 to 1.
>>581261867The charges are like wirebugs but the timed moveset enhancement after is Valor mode again
>>581262090Do you seriously want a thread full of Yes Men milds appreciators?
>>581262090Because I've been playing and talking about games from other generations and it's been fine
>>581261328>based for hating jeets>not based for being a manwhoreSo that leaves me at neutral? I’ll take it. I couldn’t help but take a jab at some anon trying to entice others with a lust-inducing image of a slopped genderbent pajeeta. It is my solemn duty to warn others lest they make the same mistakes I did.I’d rather you fags post safe horny goonbait of Nadia or other chocolate delicacies than resort to pajeetas.
how long until an AI can create a game using all the pre world MH assets? Is anyone trying anything like that?
>>581262090Maybe he's like me and enjoys posting offset webms
>>581262243Why are you asking us and not ChatGPT to make it for you right now
>>581262335because I'm a fucking idiot. Also lazy. Basically, I'm an ideas guy
>>581255521Ascended Zorah Magdoros
>>581262243If you're willing to take out a mortgage for enough claude tokens to slop it up then go for it, I'm sure it'll turn out great
>>581261758Base Rise was a tragedy that almost made me drop the franchise altogether. Once again, it was up to Suzuki to salvage somebody else’s mess and he delivered splendidly.>>581262117Yeah because after Rise half of the playerbase dipped and had zero faith in a G rank expansion saving Itchy nose’s trainwreck
>>581262161wait so boost is bing bugs + valor? what the FUCK,.can you use consecutive boost bracers?
>>581262452You're a talentless retard who thinks fantasizing about things is a unique skill, is what you mean
>>581262547Doesn't matter still sold more. Numbers dont lie. We can return to this discussion when SB outsells it.
>>581252108I was shocked that the "10 for free' was not immediately followed by "they will be put on sale again after expansion release"
>>581262197No, but it would be nice if the thread was full of people playing games they liked instead of being miserable twats trying to make everyone else miserable.
>>581262562They haven't shown anyone using a boost driver move while already boosted so maybe not. Might find out when someone actually gets to touch the TGS demos in a day or two.
>TeostraNot this faggot again
>>581262646I mean yeah, that's pretty much what I said. Problem?
>>581262547desu most of the MH expsansions sell about half of what the base game did regardless of the quality, even back when you had to buy the game a second time if you didn't wait.
never meet your heroes
is hammer really as simple as it seems?>>581260960grossI've only had sex with white men, so I've never had any issues outside of getting raped
>>581263005Did MHS2’s mc crack Ena?
mice? i hardly knew her
>>581263073Hammer is the thinking man's weapon>>581263148Probably but she's in 3 as more than a body pillow so who knows
How is Alma somehow always the prettiest foid and ugliest goblin depending on the scene? God I fucking hate RE engine
what are the chances of us getting deviljho in the new expansion
Mia Alma Khalifa
>>581264346because she's the middest of all jewish women which itself isn't saying much
>>581264346She is a massive upgrade over the previous game that had a handler, but she's also like a 5.5/10 and of a race that you don't like.
>She is a massive upgrade over the previous game that had a handler,Spoken like a true virgin coomer
>>581262865rent free
>>581264702Rise is a pedo game
>>581264817Only when you play it.
>>581264472You may not like this, but there’s a reason why THEY are seemingly everywhere. It’s because they’re both incredibly fuckable (body-wise) and unfuckable (face-wise) at the same time.I mean, just look at all the ones with enormous milkers. How could a man possibly resist if given the opportunity?
>>581264817The twins are like 150 years old when you put them together
>>581264987>she's actually 10000 years old!Pedo
world handler is unironically cute
>>581264817The fact that Yomogi isn’t a follower hunter disproves this
>>581264652>>581264472L faps.... its over
>>581264962that's kind of what happens when you reorient your entire ethnocultural existence around your mom getting fucked, parasitism
>>581265139i thought that since 2018 i never understood the hate for her, she's just a basic foodie over excited character
>>581265139Her appearance is just one aspect that folx may not like. She also constantly tries to commit suicide for no good reason.
>>581265085Wrong twins, rebard
>>581265425She isn't caked up in clown paint with giant tits/boobs, and dresses functionality rather than for the male gaze, and that makes little incel faggots shit their diapers.
when not pretending to be women in monster hunter, posters will instead pretend to be women on the internet
>>581265139I would unironically fuck her brains out. The more annoying or smug a woman is, the more satisfying it is to put her in her place.I also like the theory that she’s your guild-issued girlfriend/prostitute.
>>581225672why does this move even exist? just jump in the air and then be forced to land to re-gather? what's the fucking point?
>>581265791>the theorystatements made by the absolutely deranged
What the fuck do you mean Navirou is still alive?
>>581265791Never losing your virginity award
>0/50
>>581265973The MHS3 DLC isn't canon unless you pay for it (you shouldn't)I also like that it retroactively fucks up the slightly sad/borderline sympathetic characterization earlier in the game when he gets brought up kek
>>581255702The best part about malzeno isn't making the kuskele work, it's taking Velkhana's pokey tail moveset and making it not sucka subcategory of the skeleton perhaps
>>581265917it must do a lot of damageif you have a wound available and can get buffs back for free then you might as wellbut it directly competes with RSS and it's hard to imagine that it would out-damage that
Why is it called Ascendance if we're not ascending? Rise was called rise because of all the mario jump skills.
>>581267168retard
nefarious retard
>>581238139Risen Shagaru/Valstrax and Primordial are kinda frontier, the other risen elders aren't nearly as cracked
>>581265917>what's the fucking point?they dont know what the fuck theyre doing at all with the IG. you're just constantly refueling your extracts if you spamm rss and now they gave us another spender that competes with rss, they're fucking retarded
>>581231671It's slightly better than I expected but just makes me want the frontier shagaru with crystal meth
IG needs a full rework. Remove the stupid bug shit; it was a bad idea 13 years ago and its still a bad idea. Create a lance/pole arm weapon and build a traditional moveset around it.
>>581231496>play me a song, hunting horn
>>581227013BWAHAHAHAHAHA
>SEAbrowns are asleep>Euro comfy night time>Prime burger hours>and everyone still shits on mildsdancekek
>>581268057We love Wilds here though!
>>581268158no we don'tkeep making more new webms king
>>581229721*runs at you*
I'm awake and nefariously playing Granblue tho
>>581268158Uhh try doing that against Omega Savage or 10 star Gog!
>>581267885they wont ever remove the bug system. they need to incorporate the bug into the regular moveset and remove extract hunting.
i dont even try to dodge certain moves anymore when i play the IG, i just take the hit since there's no way i'm dodging it or try to offset it if the stars alignthe CB feels more fluid in wilds than the IG
why are there so many ig tards in here sybau
PCfag here. I have a question and it will determine whether i will buy wilds or not.Do wilds regulars have some form of elitism culture like no valor LS/HBG in GU or no blankets/wallbang in world?
risetrannies lost
>>581268926omg what is the correct answer bro please buy wilds bro please :(
>>581268926Why the fuck would you want to play with any of the retards here
>>581268926no but we take cutesy pose group pictures and ERP after every hunt <3
>>581268926No because it doesnt have anything just really shitty mantles that dont matter. Its actually damn near combat in its purest form just focus mode ruins it.
>>581268926Milds is a game made specifically for valorshitters and beerdads. The “elitists” all either dropped it months ago or never bought it.
>>581268926>spoilerno, it's just mentally ill circle jerking fags
>>581227013dogshit paypig system
>>581268926no.. nothing.
>>581268926gunners aren't welcome in the room
>>581268926The only thing we look down upon is low dps.
>>581268926Unironically only the shitposters who haven't touched Wilds are elitists. Even the Hunter King doesn't care how you hunt a monster.The regulars do get uppity amongst themselves when it comes to the arena leaderboard thing though but it's easy to ignore sweaty stuff like that.
>>581268926Read the Clique Rulebook Vol. XI
This disastrous game and follow marketing for this absolutely uninteresting expansion needs to be studied by future generations.
>>581268926if I see you using focus mode you will be blacklisted
its actually hilarious how world never had pics after hunts traditions its only in milds, i wonder why
>>581268926No, this is a general for MHfags. Only Soulsfags come up with gay shit like “you didn’t beat the game” to stroke their e-peens instead of actually playing the game
>>581269556>grown men playing barbie
Proud hunters of the Monster Hunter General...THE HOUR OF YOUR LIBERATION IS AT HAND!Too long have we hunters suffered under the faggotry, the stupidity, the ghoulishness and foul stench of undead ghoul troonsSOON! All hunters will bask in the liberty and equality, of my benevolent iron fisted ruleAnd, as for you filthy undead ghoul troons, you can look forward to being BAN PURGED! HAHAHAHAHA
nuke manilamonster hunter
>>581269741it started in rise, sister
im such a nefarious litel barbieghoul
>tf that face when my mere existance triggers so many trannybomination tourists.
>>581269741world is a dogshit game for simpletons but it always had after hunt pictures, tourist retard
>>581268391but thats what enhanced extract suppor bugs are
Boost-maxing Switch Axe might be fun. I will pretend I didn't see the rest of the dogshit.
>>581270242nah it didn't
>>581270217Holy ESL
>>581270423yes it did retard. Wilds is the most likely NOT to have pics due to the "end quest immediately" bullshit. Kill yourself
>>581270242it didnt actually
>>581269741wilds doesn't have killscreens
>>581269112The 4U fishing room hunters were all far better than the average randoms back then.A lot of early IB hunters were great also, and kind of collectively agreed to not wallbang and use mantles.Two of the best players i know are from this general specifically during early-to-late Iceborne PC era. Bordering on the Asian-Speedrunning-God-tier, and one of the three was a long-time 4U player too. Not sure if they are still around, but they made me drop my mantles for good and actually git gud at World even though i used to shit on it. Made me appreciate the game more.I won't name them though.>>581269120>>581269140>>581269246>>581269315>>581269373>>581269780Oh well.>>581269042Guess i'm skipping again. I'll check back when the new MH comes out. You guys have fun.
>You're Out!
>>581270217>attentionwhore mexican has an opinion
>>581270617no it didn't why in the fuck would you lie about this like what do you gain from itthe only group pics were around holidays or like world anniversary or events
>>581270704True, wilds mons kill themselves.
>>581270852just say you never played in the rooms, retard
>>581270767omg no bro please bro buy wilds youre making all of us sad god man why are you leaving us youre so freakin important
>>581270857so they're suicidescreens kek
such nefarious things to do
>>581270767You lost
>>581268926The "elitist" culture in Wilds is so nonexistent that runners have started calling runs involving cats and followers "solo". There isn't even a TAwiki community. There is no website where records are posted. The entire game has zero community.
rice and world have no community
>>581271003Why are you replying to obvious trolls?
>>581271348I'm lonely...
>>581271465:/
>>581268926>elitism culture>mhg
>>581271003ok, post at least 5 world group pics after hunts
>>581271345Rice has a community, it’s just sourced 80% from Famitsu threads
>nobody joined
Holy fuck rise shagaru is so fucking kino
>>581271627we used to before 4u
>>581270217who is the cutie on the left
@581268926But Anon, you're already in the blacklist!
>>581268926no but if you spam traps or take all wounds and sneak attack opportunities for yourself I will silently judge you
>>581271704I don't have to prove shit, there were pictures posted here all the time. There was even a guy that would make short webms of the room in the guild hub. Genuinely hang yourself
>>581271992ok, where are the webmsno one did that shit stfu already like i said what do you gain out of lying about this mundane stuff
>>581271710>Everyone who likes Capcom’s 3rd best selling game is a paid actor Why are worlos so delusional?
>>581271834filename>>581271962zetta014AstridV*ll
>>581272142>what do you gain out of lying about this mundane stuffit makes me feel like a big man
namedropping milds room is pointless there aren't even 10 active players
>>581272176>rice players unironically think they are in the same stratosphere of world
>>581270767it's not there aren't good players in the wilds lumubut there aren't any mechanics in wilds that can be eschewed like mount spam/mantles/wallbangs/spiribirds/wyvern ride. there are mantles but they suck so nobody uses them anyway. maybe some psychos could choose not to use focus mode or offsets but nobody would ever notice.
>>581271240kek i looked up for wilds TAwiki rule and apparently it existsbut the submissions are fucking barren and i've never seen anyone here post or discuss anything related to that, which speaks a lot about the quality of the communitymaybe post-hunt group selfies are more important than gitting gud
>>581251315THIS GAME NEEDS A HERO
>Better Arkveld
>>581272781Looks like a capeshit cgi abomination
>>581272328>zetta014spams traps>Astridtakes all wounds>Vulltakes all wounds and sneak attack opportunities
surely master rank teo will have master rank/risen movesets from iceborne/rice right?
>>581272649MH speedrunning died with qurio crafting and wilds absolutely buried it with random wounds and investigations with random HP so it's impossible to speedrun wilds on a fair playing field and scripting is way harder
i hope they ignore how good the risen fights were and make kushala and teo absolutely dogshit again
>>581272649Buddy nobody even shits on gunners anymore.
every time i think about speedrunning, i think of that mongoloid resetting for hours and hours and how miserable he sounds doing it.mental illness
>>581273515the sa chink?
>>581273515He's a chink. It's a chink thing.If you're sensible, you'd settle with the average best you can do.
>>581272328>>581273209
>>581273617>>581273670the guy some retard keeps advertising for here. >If you're sensible, you'd settle with the average best you can do.i dont speedrun, resetting and having to eat every time would drive me crazy
>>581272447It's a work week, Anon. Unlike the nefarious doomtroonies and troorcs the Wildschads are busy making the world go round and contributing to society.Try over the weekends where a room has twice the number of a World room and quadruple of a Rise room
i refuse to interact with any of you freaks in any game. i just come here to doompost or glaze depending on how nefarious i'm feeling
I have Kush and Toaster fatigue
australian + chinese = mental illness, simple as, surprised he hasn't trooned out either, might as well shame his family at this point lmao
>>581274183same, I dont even play the game I just shit on all of the troons and incels that play this
i speedrun sometimes and masturbate to gay porn, what weapon do i play in monster hunter?
You can't interact with us even if you tried. Because you can't afford anything that can run wilds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
any tips for farming mutated armaments?
>>581274387Definitely Lance
>guardian rathian has dreadqueen/apex moves>meanwhile guardian rathalos is completely new with kicks and shit and nothing from dreadking/apexlel what's with this?
>twice the number of a World roomkek world had full rooms years after it had its life support cut offmilds came out last year and you nildsmiggers can't even fill up a room on a weekendnow shut your retarded avatarfagging ran thru cockhole and go back to gbfg or something
>>581274676Ya got me.
Fret not /mhg/, /xivg/ and /gbfg/ will save you soon enough
>state the truth and the doomtroon goes ballistic
>>581274541Just hit the glowing things on Gog's body. If you're bored with Gog, join any 10* AT SoS to collect emblems (33=99 mutated armaments). Any decent party can clear AT Ark in less than 12-13 mins.
>>581275401>Any decent party can clear AT Ark in less than 12-13 minsyou can solo it in less
>>581275401If you cant solo in 10 no wonder you need ghouls to help
>>581275870I uhh......
solo with cats kek, nefarious.
>>581276335
i make my palico wear the lala barina dress and....well....hehe...i'm nefarious
nefarious son or ghoul daughter
I’m a nefarious necromancerBending the ghouls to my will
world had posing.. but I don't have that many pics
>>581276945>post the worst waste of hair to have polluted this generaldoesn't help your case really
Just had the most awesome all GS AT JinHadaad run.GS fucks.
>>581277185>waste of hair
>>581272649I did some TAwikis but I dont post. The reason TAing in general is dead besides Milds not being good is the rampant cheating. Most runners just stopped. The people that host the TAwiki actually killed the scene themselves back during SB by banning all non Japanese Switch runners except 1 guy who was allowed to cheat TAwikis on PC.
>>581277392i don't respect english enough to double check my typosit will happen again
>>581277394>I did some TAwikis but I dont post.are you the same guy that posted his world record lance run after he got called a liar? he sort of typed the same thing.
>>581277628ew an ESL. you're probably brown too. don't talk to me
>>581277812Nope. I've never posted runs.
>>581277849i will do as i pleaseby the way the british lexicon is 40% french, it's a bastard languageand i'm whiter that you
I think the community has died not just because of wilds but because the internet has only gotten worse since its world.
>>581278165correctthe internet went from something hobbyists access from a desktop to something every retard from the 3rd world like aira access with a phone
>>581278356The internet fell when rage bait became algorithm fuel.
nefarious arkveld
If there ends up being a Nefarious sub species in Ass I will lose my shit.
>>581279109>>581279109>>581279109
>>581268926The true elitism is not playing wilds at all so you should be good
