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shut the FUCK up.
>i was baking with that exact same OPbaste. i will now use this bread
I lost to 3 meisho poto alt
hey
This one
>>581874132Capped
wife
i love nariwan's raspy voicex
>1730 speedWHAT THE FUCK
>>581874132good OP
waheybtw I just noticed someone added >Visit Tomakomaihttps://www.tomakomai-kanko.jp/to the OP, so
holy shit ladsgambling always pays off
>>581874308>potoI didn't know we had Peruvian anons
>2-3, 2-3, 1-4>Even in non-hog lobbies, my pacers are just performing like trash, I'm glad Finemo snuck in a win, but okay, one more try>3-2 with hog winning by at least 3 lengths in two of them, YAENO WINS BY A NOSE IN THE LAST ONEIT IS HER TIME AFTER ALL also Yae was in great mood and Rudolf in bad mood, the one time mood mattered lmao I'm blessed to not feel as bad for the rest of the day and get to tank my winrate further tomorrow for my inevitable stacked finals, but I'm just glad to be here.
Oguri GameOguri FranchiseOguri WorldOguri Cap
Reposting because I'm having fun playing the game.
now I want Festa to win this CM as she's the only one caring enough to win, Ogurin is actively sabotaging herself with the witchecks
A group is no place for mediocre aces...To defeat the debuffer, one must become the debuffer...So ends the bloody business of the day...
>>581874458>he fell for the 18* speed gaslight
>>581874458speed sparks
Become puppy.
>>581874592good job newcutie
https://poal.me/qfsuarhttps://poal.me/qfsuarhttps://poal.me/qfsuar
>>581874892Woof
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/Z6om3jhttps://jiggie.fun/Z6om3j
>>581874762>>581874776yeah definitely just a shits and giggles build from themstill spooky to see at first glance though
>>581874527>been going for like 3 days now
Gold Ship fell off.
>>581875009I know I'll just remove it next time I get to bake
>>581874892I'd bark for her. i don't even care anymore
>>581874945hi
I think I want to prepare for next cm but how do I loop properly? Do I get parent for the skills I want, then I make sure a decent uma inherits them, repeat until I have 2, and the resulting uma of those 2 should be the final parent of my ace?
>it was V who made that shitty pollHow am I not surprised
3/4/3/4Daring Strike has to be in the top 5 gaslights in the gameThis Sweepy doesn't have it & yet half the time she overshoots & I get cucked out of her unique>OHHHH YOU WERE IN 4TH FOR 1.2 PICOSECONDS??? SORRY NO MORE UNIQUEDoes any other unique have such restrictions?Healer Grass requires you be passed to activate hers but that is not nearly as finickySweepy technically has two restrictions but getting rushed is a near brick anyhow so it's not as bad but still quite out of the norm nonetheless
there is no way this many people have halloween doto, how is she showing up this much
I love Vodka!
Your response?
post SOVL
>0-3-2-1Qualified to A finals, but ouch.
>>581872998You seem upset. Have a pretzel.
Brianbros I don't feel too good...
>>581874547meisho poto have big ass
>>581875249>>581875274god I love boy uma
debuffer users seem like the type to finger themselves whenever they wipe after taking a shit
>>581875250
>>581875285so mvch sovl
>>581875206>does any other unique have such restrictions95% of uniques have such restrictions
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO.
>>581875509>implying debuffer users wipe
it's going well
>>581875161get loopa an uma with all the skills with borrowsloopa that uma with a borrow until you get 2/3 skill hits on the direct gp and ggpmix direct parent with a borrow again
Heh heh heh, nothing personal, Vodka
Should I kill danchou for having less fans than me?
>>581875438Brianbro...
>>581875509>he has no faith in his waifu (oguri) and has to resort to bringing 2 other acesAt least debuffers are team players.
>>581875223I think every queued mm I got today has at least 1 halloween doto
>V never posted his results
>>581875509you gotta dig in a little bit otherwise there's a higher chance some shit will leak out
>>581874132nice soundpost bwo
>>581875438You are a disgrace to our Brianbros in the thread
>>581875223she's cute
no offense but stop posting open league resultsi don't car bout it
I really wanted to use her for this chanmi, but I could not get a strong one done. Had to sub in a buffer hybrid, which turned out to be the right move.
>>581875834
>>581875834Be nice to our newqts.
It's getting uppity
>>581875834let them post it
>>581875629Nuh uh
>>581875834Based. Open league are for shitters. Even for newfags.
>>581875834nobody cares about xogs posting their shit either soo
>>581875834t.
>>581874458weakest xoguri trainer
got a 2* my true strength on my ggp to loopa furtherumasumi
Group A BTW
You're doing better than a sloptuber right?
Seriru proven right once again
>>581876293He queued into a guy from /uma/club on his first or second ticket
>>581876279How to auto train and get ug+?
sovl..
>>581876472throne and Riko
>>581876472Do 0 races
>have to wait 3 days to receive my platzzzzzzzz
>>581875834this but because i get excited to see someone win with my oshi and then realize its fake
>>581876364Stood nyo chance...
FOD7KSJVI SBJ8WYH8WUG FX5DT RF5ED5ZW4W4szrztzetf6f
>>581875834Too young to drive?
Umadol is a contraction of Umamusume and Idol.
>>581876784/uma/ club bros...
>>581875223>dom/murmur CM and spooky doto has speed drain on the final straight, a fair alternative if you don't have hogsome people plan for a different kind of lesser evil
>>581877118Shut up Dumb Falco.
>>581876331>>581875013?
>>581876784imagine losing to a SEAtuber
>>581877118Actually a portmanteau
>>581877043What's happened this time umama
>>581876784it's over
>>581877165no, i know what she does and that she is good, my point is that i'm surprised just how many people *have* hween doto, compared to previous CMs
>>581877258pms
>>581877242One of your windows is unlocked.
>>581875834they really didn't like this oneoh, and it's especially worse when it's smurfs
>>581874985the supernova build...>3 speed on 15% growthxoggers have gone insane
>>581877118I'll teach Falco what harapan is a contraction of in a minute.
>>581877234He's from the US though
>>581877043thanks, redeemed
>>581877118she's so fuarkin smart AND round
>>581877321But men don't get pms
>>581877414i don't care idiot you lost to him LMAO
>>581877043
>>581877469actually they experience HRT cramps/phantom periods
>>581877332Thanks! I went and closed it. Was a little chilly
>>581877442lel
no offense but stop posting graded league resultsi don't car bout it
>>581876784The "strongest" club everyone
Can someone post Creek's boobs? I'm sad and the nightshift is kind of killing me.
>>581877619maya jiggle...
>>581877118thank you falco I love you (platonically) falco
>>581877674The strongest club is Uma&Co thougheverbeit
>>581876784Watched that race and am pretty sure his Suzuka blocked the Bourbon
>>581876784SLOPTUBERS VS. /UMA/ CLUBSCORE: 1-1
imagine not being in /uma/ club
>>581877764LOL you wish V you seafag
>>581877614You could stand to arigatou a bit more for the ouen.
>>581877676Here you go.
>>581877878our fuarking hero!!
>>581877676
>>581876784
You drama starved retards will take anything to be annoying, not to mention the person who mentioned this was actively watching some literal who sloptuberTruly the worst hours
>>581877878Umama.... won?
>>581875223never seen one
>>581877878rae got the plat and Umama did not. What does that mean?
>>581877932>>581877937Thank you.
>>581877942V is a faggot who literally lives off drama
>>581875989>I will never experience thisis there any reason at all left to keep going. literally anything at all
Why are you guys watching sloptubers in the first place?
which club has the most total plats
>>581878069seatards love spamming garbage content to trash the thread with spam
>burger hours
>>581877942>>581878069uhhhh we are simply following the tierlist
>>581878117>seait's burger hoursthey're the ones who watch sloptubers toohistorically worst dramafags of the general as wellsounds very natural
Reminder
>>581876784Damn I wanted to look at the Haku but it looks like it was a ghost this time. Only lost to 1 Hog today and it wasn't him
>>581878225Everytime our EU bakers go to sleep we enter awful hours
Rooms?
GET ZERO
>>581878249which of these is the umadash sloptuber
>>581878301winrate?
>>581877878>>581876784Is streaming along with winrate tracking a browncore activity?
>>581878301Sure we believe you lol
>>581878307
>>58187841515/20 todayDon't wanna talk about my Round 1 winrate
>>581878545was it somehow worse?
reminder V never posted his results this CM
>>581877878>5+ front lobbydios mio....
>>581878532
>>581877878
2-0-2-0I wish all debuffer users and xoguri users a happy smash your ballsack with a sledgehammer
>>581878348he quit UMADash and quit Uma MusumeRIP B****s M***y
>>581878545Imagine losing to a SEAtuber while metafaggingYou are so pathetic lol
gambabros...
>>581878831This is V still seething about 789
>>581878831V melty
Running three debuffers and seeing xogs dying in the middle of the pack feels so good.
>>581878249i only know a handful of these sloptubers but there is only a singular one i have ever come across that deserves to be rednu'd and that's the zelarinth. he puts out the laziest and least useful fucking content i have seen for this game.
>>581878897duality of gambling
>>581878249I enjoyed seeing Rednu sufferhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er0tO_33JyU
>>581878637Yeah I got a bunch of murmur lobbies, I think I finished Day 1 11/20 or something>>581878521But I'm not lying... those are my 20 hakus for the day and this is the Oguri that beat mehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=NrYglPp4c309Tsgp4si9BDyP
Pls post any and all CM round resultsI do car
>>581878831Post your results seatard
>>581878803nyo... but i thought we had /ourguy/ to root for in the tuberfests?
>>581878301Looks like delayed angling?
Uh oh did I hit a nerve?Make it less obvious that you are hugging nuts next time
>>581878987Did he always suck?
>>581878249seriru is raping this CM with that uf5 ryan tho
Reminder U**** is more of a man than V. Posted results even going 9/20 for Round2
>>581879252Reddit hates the guy for some reason. That's a reddit tier list btw.
>>581879114Why are you afraid to post your WR, V? fucking shitter >>581879328And atleast advanced, V is a literal shitter
>>581879185If the tierlist can go below F he'd be there
>>581878970his streams are pure slop too, spends 3 hours watching viewer rooms that nobody cares about
>>581879035
>>581879102He quit month before last. Danchou's quitting in 9 days. It's all over
>>581879107Yeah, happens sometimes with Runaway boost. It's all part of the gamble though so I don't complain when it happens
>>581878897Works fine on my machine. She basically only loses when in bad mood. Normal is weighted towards winning. Good and up is guaranteed win.
>>581878970Still has 10+ plats. Just a bad content creator
>>581879395V only posts rooms he wins too lol
>>581879463what the fuck man I didn't see the newest ep yet
>>581879430still higher than the retard who said resting = bricked runs. At least Rednu said he was wrong and anyway he was going to pull for Kitasan.
grim
>>581879605no big deal, it just depicts what Oldeus told Rudeus last week. Pretty brutal though. Thread got 1500+ posts on /a/hurry up and watch itsorry for the spoiler, assumed any MTfag had already seen it, my bad
>>581879463HotWhat show is this
This cm sucks
>>581879447>Tama/hog duoI'll let it pass, good stuff.
>>581879502Break Suzuka's legs more
>muh Umama>muh VObsessed.
ayabe my belovedshe feels much better in round 2 where the average uma isnt dog and she doesnt end up 2nd just before late race
The fact that you bunch of retards even know about content creators is pathetic Even more so that you bunch of fags remember something from a year ago and still talk about who is better or not today. More club drama please
>>581879884nah I read the LN atleast until the orsted fightso I know the flashbacks, just didn't see the diary ep
I am afraid of Grass.
i miss when the entire general just talked about how much they wanted mambo dead.those were the best of times.
>>581879884I won't be able to watch the episode on time next week. Please do not spoil even though I've seen them for the overall plot
>>581880137Don't go outside, there's grass all over the place
>>581880092I joined a random B club today and no one responded to my "who's a good trainer?" sticker
>2nd>2nd>2nd>3rd>1st
>>581880226SHUDUP YOU'LL SAY IT'S YAPPING ANYWAY
>>581880197You got what you all asked for
>>581879890it's a little show called Isekai Harem Monogatari. Pretty lighthearted stuff but there's some surprise ryona which is nice. The elf scenes are really hot, as you can tell
>>581880270I mean Grass Wonder. She seems like the type to make you think she wouldn't rape you, but absolutely would
>>581880436Go neck yourself faggot
what happened to mambo
>>581880707>>581879463literally this
I lost to someone from /uma/ chan which is way worse than losing to a sloptuber or V
if this sloptubers know so much about this kusoge, why they don't run their oshi? its always a meta slop
>>581880092humiliate me more
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>581880404I didn't for the recent ep
>>581880856nyo. . . ...
what is B tier bro this game is not serious
>sloptuber and shitty talkwhat the fuck, I made dinner and was ready to read you guys seething over your loseswhy haven't you queuedhurry up my dinner is getting cold
Delete Obuhi Crap from the game.
>>581880814wtf is /uma/chan? theres an uma altchan now?
>>581880820the best sloptubers always run their oshi and are very unambiguous about who their oshi that they are running are.Bonus points for sticking to your guns and building according to what you talk about in your videos.
>>581880856I've started to fear Luna in non-hog lobbies, both original and festive.
>>581879947eh I think the Suzu is fine honestly. I've used her for multiple CMs don't get blocked very often.I think my problem is that I got a lot of late race on my Bobo this CM which made my midrace a bit too weak.I've got nimble too so getting blocked a tiny bit can be good sometimes.But really I'm too lazy to optimise debuff umas, it's just boring, I've built this Suzu before we even had upgraded Unity
>>581880820GucciRatKingOF's oshi is Oguri Cap and is running front Oguri for Arima
>>581880981I got raped so I'm not blogposting
>>581881076Was that really necessary?
I wish I could meme but I can't meme what should I do to meme properly?
>>581880436I already watched that theres no elf executed
>>581880820More people should be like the Tickezo guy, it'd be some funny challenge runs at least.
>>581881154V...
bro brought 3 fronts to CM :skull:
>>581881267The perfect woman exists?
>>581881326Dia looking crispy tonight
>>581881180Got to show them they're in the big leagues, no mercy.
>>581880820I only watch one dude who runs his oshi Daiwa every CM. I don't know if he streams I just watch his edited CM videosI'll never understand watching sloptuber streams
>>581878803no he didnt wtf he even posted a video yesterday
kekaroo>>581881326DIATACHI
it's one of those days
I want to quit playing, but I like my club too much and quitting will surely cause a rank downThe day my club stabilizes and is able to survive without me is the day I will leave this cursed game, hopefully next month will be the one
>>581879185>>581879430
>>581881232Your bestThe only person you need to meme for is yourself
>>581881358that's a boy.
>>581881586mambwo nyo...
>>581881586bwo, if you're not having fun then just qwit.
>>581881586mambwo.... it's never gonna stabilize.....
>>581881586never take seriously cygames pvp side, its always shit.t.gbf tard
I think I'm going to the B finals
Obaa-san...
>>581881567
opoopy crapas in SHIT
>>581881586If you're gonna quit then quit right away if your club deranks it's danchou's fault
>>581881586autis/uma/bwo...
besides oguri which uma is this?
>>581881961
ayo dis nigga eatin' BEANS
>>581881586tamabro...
>>581882046HEY
>>581881961Don't doxx BeanzDelish....
>>581881819Rude, my Yae clutched me into A Finals. >>581881567I believe in you, you got this for tomorrow!
>>581881656
>>581881961was this scene really necessary to the plot?
>>581881078>mfw I made 4 Suzukas
melty subsidedmaybe I will game meow
>>581881961Is that a fucking Terrence Hill movie clip, in goddamn /uma/? What's next? Bud Spencer?
very first race went up against a very sovlful Shakur, Akebono, Biwa team
>>581882489The meds worked
https://x.com/asdkd123/status/2102079404897902612
>>581882386it was so necessary in fact that they prepped the actor to actually eat all that shit
finally got her casual outfit
>>581882754Based hill
>>581882665idk I juw6larharjqrjqtjqrhtjqwtjwtjsth just got in a better headspace I think
who's your oshi and why is it dia-chan
>>581882828cool take it to the google doc thanks
Love!
>>581881819>>581882340i trust in her, thanksalso congrats on a finals yaenon
>>581882489we love bideogaming!
my meltdown has not subsided as I shrimply did not have one in the first place. it's that easy.
I lost 600 carats because i forgot to do time limited missions
They should make an uma with ult that has low base increased speed/acc but gets insane scale from debuffs applied to her so if debuffer faggots are running even a single debuffer it is a guaranteed win and if there are no debuffers she is useless
>>581883036I keep forgetting them
Yay, I'm too scared to scroll down
>>581882932many thank, may she perform well on future races.
>>581882962WE DO I WANNA Y313Y13T2TJEYKWTJQRJAHTSTJEYKDYBEYKEYKS PLAY JUST GOTTA GET UP GROM BED WOOO BOUNCING GHROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING
dozo
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=WODni_UwIMvecopqHb-J7kKcI got raped. I've never seen the leader pull up that far from the end of a race before. Still almost won.
i like ayoibas vagers
>>581883130likewise!
Hey I just woke up
>>581882846>cute>funny>honest>clingy>hard worker>makes me dokidoki>adorable voice
Trainer-san 5 manual mant runs doko
>>581875834Yes, I'm sure that one post hurt you so, so badly.
>>581883375Don't forget that she has the cutest and most elegant racing silks in the whole franchise! Frilly sleeves!
Well, another bronze I guess.At least I got a few more carats for my oshis.
Why is Dia samefagging on 4chan
>>581882580Quality clips for quality generals.
>>581883507*Markiplier voice* Sorry Sakura I've gooning for the past 2 weeks haha
Who?
>>581882767nice alt retard
>>5818835077 and I'll update a TT honse.Anything else and my fans belong to danchou.
>>581882846Digital is my oshi.
>>581883628we're simply multiplying
i need to eat
>>581882846She FORCED me to ejaculate in her tightly packed cleavage...
>>581883717thanks
i got a new phone, how the fuck am i supposed to link my data?
>>581883982very carefully so you don't delete your account :)
>>581883982using the giant button that says link data on it i would imagine
>>581883982You have to buy the link data pack
7 and 8 and I will do a jiggie1 and 2 and I will start an ace run for CM204 and 5 I will masturbateanything else and I'm gay
>>581883816This is what I find at the mysterious alleyway
Man, if at least half of the HOG players had 3 digit IQ it would be impossible to win.Thanks god it isn't the case.
>>581884221aw, no new sister for us...
>>581883023my cute punny chibi wife>>581883643Now ain't that the truth
>>5818843423 digit IQ is only possible if you get 100% retard
Puppy-chan
You guys should be nicer to me
I got tipsy and I want you guys to know, I love Light Hello and she is forever at her prime.
did umama lost yet? I need my dose of CM crashouts
>>581882739Daiichi Rupee...
>>581884708Shut up faggot.
You guys made it into A finals, right?
Should I just drop the story McQueen card if I'm already carrying SSR Palmer card? I didn't expect to get this low of a speed with event Ardan and lb0 Suzuka. I also took lb0 CB and story Ticket.
>>581884769Umama saved our face against sloptubersYou should thank her
>>5818847699/20
>>581884937It's 9/21
>>581884543fuckin loved Rome. The Terror is the spiritual sequel.
>>581884832Dickey...
>>581884832I did and all my club tomodachis did, it was a nice CM day
>>581884708i can be more kinda nice if you want
>>581884937don't lie nonny
>>581885023Thanks for reminding me to watch The Terror. I've heard it's almost on par with True Detective season 1
>>581884937>>581884974weak little shit
>>581880701retard, if you can't be bothered to click one button that says SauceNaoand get trolled, you deserve whatever you get
Got matched into 2 oshigamers and almost lost to a clanker OG cap
>>581881961Holy hecc, movie from my country mentioned
Maybe I shouldn't have based my entire strategy around one post I read and nothing else. I mean, it worked for the last CM but I think 'just have one front and 2 dommies' isn't doing me a world of good against the xog menace
What are the odds some unemployed autist makes a good sprint Ardan parent for CM21?
>>581885118https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/581733384/#q581753362>>581870663
>>581885152It is 100% worth your time, also has the guy from Chernobyl. Great cast of like B listers.
>>581881234did you watch episode 5?
Please stop lusting after middle school students like Satono Diamond.
>>581885246>solo frontanon... at least bring a runaway to push up your front
>>581885314Fuck me wow I'll get on it this week, thanks!
>>581885023>>581885314>The spiritual sequel to ROME is a s"upernatural horror drama anthology" by AMCHuh?
>>581885291Wouldn't you want Blossom + Mummy Creek unique for CM21?
>>581885306>getting owned that hard in the reply chainnonny isn't going to last long in the club are they
>>581885152True Detective season 1 isn't even good. That show is a meme.
I'm in.
oh wow its TWO tranny tuber at once!
>>581885505I'm running late surgers, so no
>>581885559I think it's up there with the Sopranos and Better Call Saul, it has amazing pacing and set pieces
>>581885632imagine losing to onenot umama lmao
>>581885541We're being renamed to /Uma/maClub next month.We love Umama
Leave Umama ALONE!
>>581885654Backliners go for Cheer Halo unique
>>581885559 >>581885750I'm far from being the brightest bulb, but holy shit, TD and The Wire are both so goddamn boring. I'm not saying it's badly written or anything, just that I can't deal with either in the slightest. Sopranos meanwhile had plenty of things that kept me going till the very end.
>>581885586you need to make their names larger and also probably post a screenshot of the club name from uma.moe
>>581885786Is everyone going to change their name like they did in Mambo?
>>581885565>next ticket gave Opera bad mood five times in a rowI got too cocky
>>581885842Yes, I'm aware
I have some char siu pork. Do I just eat it over steamed rice or make fried rice? The rice will be fresh, not leftover.
>>581885506ogurixisters...goldshitxisters...flowerxisters...mcqueenxisters...
>>581885893Maybe in 2 months
south east asians are so ugly
>>581885862To be fair I thought The Wire was incredibly boring too and I'm partial to cop dramas. I'm not calling you wrong for not liking it but not liking it is an unpopular opinion considering it has a higher IMDB than most shows. Even Rome dragged for me at times and I'm a history buffUmamusume!
>>581885838you're funnykeep doing it anon
>>581885981>flowerxisters...you retard
>>581885559Please kill yourself Thanks!
YAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK OUT MY WAY PIGS
>>581886052Not the worst part, worst part that they have no thoughts of their own, so they fall for the "hiding ugly mug = being insecure" and they always try to show their ugly faces to you.
>>581885847can't believe this guy has sat on 45 races for the last 2 hours
>>581885893UMADash changes name for a day as inside joke
>>581886052V...
>>581885951Why would you want to inherit Ardans unique then
Post 'em
>>581885291You already know the answer. It happens or it doesn't. 50%
>>581886081Personally, I fucking HATE Umamusume!>I'm not calling you wrong for not liking itWhich would be extremely silly, considering I said that it's probably a me issue, aka subjective faggotry.>not liking it is an unpopular opinionNo shit, sherlock.>considering it has a higher IMDB than most showsI wish that meant literally anything these days. Fucking "Resident Evil 2026" is being seen as "one of the best movie adaptations ever", even tho it has jack and shit to do with resident evil, and is just a generic horror flick, rebranded once they secured the franchise.
>>581878753I need wife Journey
>>581886360Because I'm running three lates, one of those Cheer Halo, meaning that the inherit is more likely to proc at the start of the final straight, which would give speed carryover and likely make claw forward proc as soon as late-race starts
>>581886435randomAll my umas need love
>>581886501What if I told you I hate my trainee (in Umamusume)I'm just stating the obvious since a lot of people here can't read and think I'm making a bad faith argument. I take creedance in older shows' IMDB scores, I don't even watch new shows since I think they're garbage wastes of time. The newest show I watched was Tires because I like Shane Gillis but even that's mediocre.
>>581886680Same all of them except home, that's for Air Groove only
>>581886652claw forward in sprint?
Creek just put me in a crib...
>>581886650nigga YOU are the wife in that relationship.
>>581886892Helios in this video made me diamonds
>>581886850Lightning Surge ofc, I'm too deep in the arima kinen mines currently
>>581886652claw forward only works on long distance bro...
is there a way to turn off ults repositioning the camera right before the finish so you don't see who won? that shit is annoying
im scaredcan i queue now?
>>581887182Unironically, watch it on mobile.
>>581887182No but if you are watching in portrait mode you can double click the camera button to reset it
You guys don't hate me, right?
My trainee just told me that she got her nipples pierced and asked if I wanted to see. What is wrong with this generation?
>>581886829>What if I told you I hate my traineeWhat the FUCK is your problem??>since a lot of people here can't readFair enough. My initial post was written the way it is for similar reasons. Never know which sperg is going to have a fit over controversial takes like this.>I take creedance in older shows' IMDB scoresAgain, fair. I do this myself, even if only to have at least ONE kinda useful source. Sadly modern day IMDB is not any better to RT or MC.>>581886892Helios SexPalmer Sex and Marriage
Sopranosfags always have shit taste
>>581887224Wait another 21 hours and 2 minutes
>>581886947sorry torenadacchi but I have to show who's in charge in the relationship
Queen
This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I won my group A finals as a sperm to get into this world. I've been meta since I was in the womb. The first thing the doctors saw when I popped out was Groundwork activating.
>4th career in a row where ssr gold city doesn't finish her chainis this dumb fucking SLUT broken?
>>581885565are you from ButtSweat?
>>581887356Trainees... whateva happened thereWhat shows do you think are at the top? I still have yet to watch Madmen which I've heard from many is kino
>>581887547what do you know keen eye for...?
>>581887665>knowneed*
>>581887404I got more platinum medals than there are stars in the Leo Cluster, HAHA.
>>581887665cause the debuffers i've been running every CM were just first-run products that i plugged in. i'm actually burning borrows to optimize them.if this blonde slut would finish me, that is.
this thread is so ass
ERO.......
>>581888057I'm waiting for club drama
>>581888121that's a DOG
>>581888202a sexy one
>>581887593No I'm in a different B+ club
>>581888178umama will crash out after having spent 1000 hours making a mediocre ace just to lose once again. be patient
gp waiting room
>>581888293That's not club drama, don't lump club drama GODS with parasocial thread personality obsessed faggots
>>581888057Just waiting to see Grass Wonder's butt
>>581888057
>>581888446It will spread to the club
>>581888269oh, aight then
I love my genius wife!
>>581887615>What shows do you think are at the top?Just in general? No idea man, I just work here.What I can and will say, is that 2026 has some really nice TV going, if one likes Crime Drama.The Gentleman S2, MobLand S2, Dutton Ranch, The Westies. Noteworthy mention to Landman, S3 hopefully coming early next year.Mind Hunter is a seriously underrated (and cancelled) gem as well. Kill Netflix Someone post some Uma boys, or plain Uma.
>SSR eishin flash drops in TWO (2) daysoh boy, so many anons will be BRICKING themselves.
>>581888597why
post Urara yams NOW
Haha look at her go
>>581888710many such cases of doomposting
I don't think I'll make it to A Finals...
>>581888626
>>581888626I've heard mixed things about all of those but maybe I need to stop being a contrarian chud and give them a shotMindhunters is indeed a fantastic show, it was mostly cancelled just because it was so expensive to make since they don't compromise on quality. Same thing happened to Rome.I'll check them out though, thanks!
>>581888585Rice butt...
>>581888879Ulala needs to wear this.
>>581888981see you at B finals!!!we'll run together and have so much fun!!!
>>581889073Anons need to wear this
>>581888981Fuck that, I don't think I'll make it to B finalsShiraoki-sama cursed me by pushing me into A on my last set,
>>581889159ruby wouldn't have pubes
whyd nobody tell me 600 stam xoguri is not good enough
>>581889159AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>581888981There's still tomorrow
>>581889159>censoredYou're on thin ice
>>581888710Gold Late Surger Straightaways can't be THAT good. It also feels silly when wit Groove comes out not long after, and not only has a debatably better gold, but requires less investment/limit breaks.
>>581889159cute butthole
>>581889159zamn
>>581889159This should be safe
>>581889002Look at her being cute!>>581889014>That imageHeh... One of those shows that I need to watch again.>I've heard mixed things about all of thoseREALLY? ALL of them? tough fucking crowed, goddamn.>MH and Rome were cancelled for budget reasonsInteresting, had no idea about that. Suppose there is far worse reasons to get cancelled for. Reminds me of the recent Spider Noir TV show by Sony, streamed by Amazon, starring Nic Cage. Fully expected it to be hot garbage, but it turned out to be a really fun surprise instead. Well made all around, but it was cancelled for being RETARDEDLY expensive.
We fucked
>>581889159I don't understand... what did my trainee mean by this? Why is she spreading her pussy and butthole in front of me?
>>581889220>Broke into her trainer's home>I wonder if THEY will like the tasteYou can't hate trannylators enough...Unless the original art was ambiguous on the gender as well, which is possible>>581889159>CensoredTHANK FUCK
>>581889626Maybe it wasn't for you maybe it was for someone else, another trainer she wants instead of you
>>581889159
>>581875454
>>581887593Our operabro got A finals too and his opera even got more wins
>>581888981B Finals looks better, Trainer-san.
>>581889616
relaying back with my creek results. the same one from this morning. did 15 runs with her so far and honestly, not bad. she beats end xoguris but the biggest issue with this creek is that she only has 3 recoveries. since her unique has a funky positioning precondition, it sometimes doesn't activate which results in no festive miracle skill.overall tho, i'm pleased. will try again tomorrow for a better one. one with descent, and possibly two more recovery skills.
>>581889539If you liked Frasier you'd like Peep Show, but I'm guessing you've seen it before. Frasier is a comfy show to me like The Office although Frasier is way more high brow and I love that Kelsey Grammer was basically high on crack the entire show
>>581889159Good to see that pressing the button still works
bros... I wanted to be in A Tire... I thought 3 wines would upgrade me...
>>581889739That must be it... I should resign as soon as possible. I am sorry, Ruby!
kitasan is currently hunting me down and I've luckily hid my scent. send help
this thread is garbage
>see two Double Debuffer teams>skip
>>581890308and you've done fuck all trying to improve it
I still haven't bothered to log in today. I'll deal with cm tomorrow i guess
>>581889463If I was Dia's trainer I wouldn't last a week before losing to her boobs
Why is Umama on a club where they antagonize her? Is the HRT actually working and now she acts like a deranged female?
>>581889816congrats to both!
>>581890476they only antagonized her when she wasn't slaving for the jew clubnow that she's back they're running defense campaigns and stopped attacking her
>>581890476Why are (You) acting like a deranged female?
fucked up how her banner is a week before Helios
>>581890230>Peep ShowNow that's a name I didn't expected to hear.>Frasier is way more high browAnd the donkey said?>Grammer was basically high on crack the entire showTell me one person in Hollywood that wasn't back then.>>581890308Fat Wife
>she>her
how come my late surger always shits the bed? it's been like this every cm. am i this unlucky?
>>581890437mambwo...
>>581890476Because he is mentally ill and gets off on being abused, can blame the HRT
>>581890625Why? Helios is an easy skip in favor of Tarumae.
>>581890308blame yourself
>>581890750show build
>>581890476When did /Uma/club antagonize Umama
>>581890831Helios is powerful on top of being likeableTarumae is a dirt medium specialist which almost never happens before because of... her....
>>581890831don't do this bro we can be friends don't pick this fight
>>581890679
>>581890750Shiraoki-sama giveth, and Shiraoki-sama taketh away
>>581890750i think lates just feel like complete shit to build and run compared to literally anything else even when theyre supposed to be good
I'm in bwos
>>581890248bwo.........
honse fuck
>>581890921I HATE HELIOS
>>581891157Hating someone isn't kinda nice
>>581890248The strongest Tach trainer
>>581890248
After 2 hours of fishing for 切れ者
>>581891230Whenever I see this pic I think it's Tahbo on bed with her arms behind her head and I'm piledriving her from above
>>581890750Lates are generally worse end closers, and if you get a good build going you move past your position for accels and get fucked anyway
>>581891342BUE
Hog, shmog. Just run faster.
*pat* *pat* *pat* *plap* *pat* *pat*
>>581890905they both suck :c>>5818909567 and i uninstall>>581891024>>581891354but it's my favorite position BWEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>>581891346wtf samewish that were me........
https://files.catbox.moe/fp67yp.mp4eat my weenis
>>581890914Her ult is perfect .4 accel I'm sure she can do well in mile too
>>581891467>67
hooker tarumanko
>>581891467I would help but I guess you don't need help any longer
>>581891467>7
>>581891467Goodbye anon
>>581891467>Late S>Turf SKaiji you fucker, you're going for the triple S aren't you?
>>581891108I... just hope the weather cooperates... with the finals race. It would be nice if I didn't have to bring... my oxygen tank... I wouldn't want to trouble Tachyon anymore... pushing her trainer's wheelchair must be embarassing enough for her....If... no... WHEN she wins, I want to walk by her side... haha... that would be nice...
>>581891467Farewell anon, live a good life.
>>581891342my precious gf cf
it's dropping again.........................
>>581891595>>581891659>>581891690>>581891709>>581891924i don't wanna leaveplease shiraoki 7 and I stay PLEASE I BEG YOU I WANNA PULL FOR THE DAIWA SCARLET VODKA BANNER PLSE
>>581892029Don't worry this 8 will save you
Stop, you don't have to talk about your pp in public
>>581891968*hugs you*
THIS IS ME IF YOU GIVE A FUCK
>>581892029
>>581892116pp talk is funny tho
8 and i go to tomakomai
>>581892029I'll get it for you
no one is uninstalling today
>>581889616Every Uma is hotter in Digitan's outfit
>>581892127get too close and i might fucking kill youproceed with cautionHJhHahuHUJSA<UHJADSHUAZSUHASEDUHYASD
WHEN IS ZENNO ROB ROY AND HER GIANTIC, MASSIVE, 89 CUP SIZE TITS ARE COMING TO THE GAMEwhy is she a shortstack to begin with
Best grandparents/parents for cm20 fronties? I don't want to suffer with multiple parents like these last couple of cms, I want to comfily try a triple compI assume for parents Seiun and Kita are a given?For GP I think, Racist Spe, NYOOOOpera and Bonbon?
>>581892029You brought this gamble upon yourself, anything but 7 and you will be forgiven just this one time. If this were a 7, then it's goodbye.
>>581892316I know you wouldn't actually hurt me anon, just relax and tell me when you feel fine
Teiobwos does your head randomly just start ringing & you feel a slight buzzing sensation
>>581892347
Golshi stood up at the end goddamn
>>581892335Big Mac gives you .25 velocity on the last spurt like Nyopera
>>581892347>You brought this gamble upon yourself, anything but 7 and you will be forgiven just this one time. If this were a 7, then it's goodbye.>>581892029SHIRAOKI-SAMA IS MERCILESS 7 and anon is immune to Shiraoki-sama's fuckery
>>581892425thats just your software updating
>>581892541Dantsu milk...
>>581892420i will never be fine again
>>581892425My head does a lot of random things, it would be hard to compare. Eat a little maybe that will help.
>>581892335McQueen, nyopera and Biwa (if you don't rush) are interchangeable as spechud trigger, pick whoever you have at hand that gives more affinity
>>581891968I saw you and now it's rising..
>>581892663fine is relative, surely every day canr be worse than the last bwo
Sometimes I think about leaving the club for a higher ranked one but I don't want the club to die even more...
Why is she all alone?
>>581892570
No fishing for numbers.
>>581892663good fuck off forever
>>581892791mambwo...
umama will you stream when you anhero?
>>581892663why not neigha
>>581892806>the two versions of her doing that pose in the rain(like) diamonds, in the rain.
>>581892794Phone settings set on low or something
>>581892570>>581892806My paizuri slave.
>>581892967
>>581893097
/uma/ has ANOTHER pet schizo?
>eishin postingI like this.
How much body fat could a top-tier professional uma racer get away with having?
>>581893158
>>581893206posting anything but CM results
>>581893278>>581893206
>>581893295we all got raped by ZOGuri who cares
My dirt cm xmas Oguri is getting bodied by other xmas Oguris. Why so many tryhards in this game?
I need a sleevejob from Tachyon and Dia.
>>581893329
>>581893206
>>581893406separately or simultaneously?
AH HA HA~ I, one of Mambo's Four Kings, have emerged victorious in the second round.>um who cares who asked kysNo, but you misunderstand. The second place is literally who, but 3rd, 4th, and 5th were an incredibly soulful team from a member of... Uma&co. Yes, our very own thread rivals. You're 100 years too early to challenge one of the four kings, but we welcome you to try again, AH HA HA~>prove it faggot larpI refuse. Especially since his team has such a stunning ace in 3rd place, I would never doxx someone with such good taste. You will simply have to believe me.
>>581892794she can solo the other team
Eishinfags starting to be annoying
>german woman spam againAt least show her tits
>>581893379What a pretty old man>>581893440There is one other one, hair all wet.
>>581893504I deserve simultaneously.
Everyone fuckign died except my Dober
What determines how big an uma's boobs are?
anyone winning with maruzensky in the CM?
>>581893553Starting? Thry always were, but at least spam is the least worrying offense compared to the real shitstirrers in this thread.
>>581893295You can legit stroll the thread and see a number of people posting their CM results tho
>>581878753I bet she took some naked pictures of him to use as blackmail in the future
>>581893674in most cases, vibes
>any other uma spammed>ignored>eishin posters post>meltynyoticingggggg
>>581893704I haven't seen a hag user all CM so far
allen if you don't do anything about umama I'm leaving the club in 24 hours, tired of this schizo shitting up the threads
>>581893797It's a falseflag from FalcucksIt always is
>>581893808Goodbye bwo
Banana?
>>581889919Good luck tomorrow, Anon.
>>581893797What other posters spam?
>>581893674its all based around MY handsize
>>581893343I got raped by deboofers more than hogurifucking cowards can't train a horse so they trained two of them wrong, as a joke
I needa dantsu flame to get the gentildonna treatment (late focused alt)
>>581878532>>581878753I've already bought into journey propaganda you don't need to make me need her more
>>581893704Yes
>>581889690the artist himself is the one who translated it into eng
>>581893916>gentildonna>ardan>helios>THAT onecan go on forever
>>581893797Only Nishino spam is ignored as it should be
>>581893650I'll try to find it.
>>581893959can you show stats and d*ck
>>581891342Do you just quit if it doesn't pop up in junior year?
>>581893916these posters
>>581894065I'm busy you have to wait an hour or something
Just drank a black coffee and had a toast with some jam for breakfast and visibly saw a mood up status effect on the top left corner of my eye
>>581893915Creeku..
i dont get it
rate day 3 of cm19
>>581893982DAMN! What do I do now...?>>581894027T.H.I.S. The only "spam" ignored is Flower and maybe Creek, and even she gets more attention.>>581894058I know I got it somewhere, but don't ask me to find it.
>killed this xogAlways bring stam debuffers
>>581894003Gentildonna spam was one time except for fusufurriesArdan spam died a week after her releaseHelios spam is just a ritualpostFilter the last one
>>581894245What don't you get?
>>581894289i went 2/15 instead of 0/15
>>581892347pwease forgive me...i make drawing in ur honor shiraokiit's me begging...
>>581894245the joke is that Japanese engineers are extremely racist
>>581894289
>>581894289Always rewarded, never punished / 10
>>581894245Taiki is american i.e. a fat fuckSuzuka is not american i.e. not a fat fuck
>>581894304
Hello, I would like to report a bug I have found in Umamusume: Pretty Derby. I have multiple cards which claim to have properties such as>Specialty Priority: 80>Special Priority: 100>Specialty Priority: 50And yet I haven't seen any of these cards appear on any of their respective training "specialty". What steps will Cygames be taking to resolve this issue? How soon can we expect to see this bug patched? Thanks!
>>581894245
>>581894291he's a small artist, if you leave a comment on his next X post asking him to clarify the trainer's gender in the english version, there's a good chance he'll listen to you
>>581894567Her flatness turns me into a beast
>>581894558Hmmm Nice Guts cards bwo
>>581894404>4
Do wit cards do things more than just wit training?
>>581894651I don't care thaaaaaaaaaaat much. Was just curious for the hell of it.Nor did I expected anyone to give me all this information t b h.
nyooo you can't post about umas in /uma/
>>581894558You paid to unlock the Priority Pass for 3.99$ a month, right?
>>581894739energy recovery
I post random shit about the game and then I never reply to anyone who engages me
>>581894693+3 from youthat counts as a 7! yaaay
>>581894362
>>581894289Debuffer lobby is hell, and even in fairer lobbies, I've just been underperforming without another hog in the room. I was all set to write this CM off even more than I did before Round 1, but I got in by the skin of my teeth thanks to Yae >>581874560>>581882340 bless the chinese uma, 7/10, I'll enjoy whatever wins I get now, whatever hell final lobby I get, and I can feel better focusing on Arima Kino umas.
It'd be so nice to win finals with this team
Where is the uma speaki mega link
>>581894362someone sounds butt hurt
Umamusume fingers are called Umafingers. Here is an example.
>>581893523I smell debuffers
>>581894207so does that mean coffee is good for you?
>clubmate talks about queuing off peak hours>advances anyway>look at thier TT umas>the Zog
>>581895148Your fusubutt's gonna hurt after I'm done with you *rapes you*
>>581895079SMART!
>>581895278>He thinks he can rape someone over the internetThis isn't GTA Online or VR Chat, Virtual Rape isn't real
Tiny Jordan brings you all good luck
>>581895127Have it but not sharing
>>581894065Here
>>581895276Queuing off peak hours doesn't matter because you will face the Buhi Ghosts anyways.
>>581895167Is Maruzensky giving double thumbs-up also called "Umafingers"?
>>581895276you can have a xog and decide to not use her you know
>>581895475How do ghosts even work are they a myth or are they real
>>581895395*smooches ghostdonna all over*this is not real after all *kiss kiss*just one more*smooooooooooch*
>>581895421Uhhh gwos I thought 1600 speed was mandatory?
>>581895526>talking to a XDS (Xog derangement syndrom) patientLet them, they're too mindbroken and can't process logic
>>581895526yes I'm sure they all just got spooked by her and only put her on TT :)
>>581895395
>>581895276Just ask him if he's using her you retard
my daring wife tact
>>581895568whathtefuckdieinafireyougianthomoohmygodmyassaaaaaaaaaaaaaasafemejebuschebtus!>>581895737DA QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>581895683~1450 speed + distance S + speed green is enough. It's basically around 1135 speed in MANT. Slightly disadvantaged, sure, but not undoable.
>>581895546Nyes we've had anons face other anons ghosts /here/
>>581895673wait...sweepy is cute?
>>581895519Of course. Be sure to ask Maruzensky to give you her signature Umafingers the next time you see her.
You guys made A finals, right?
>>581895546>>581895857ghost are not real, is that anons don't watch their races at the same time
>>581895737>Gentildonna died last Novemberwhat the fuck? Why didn't I know about this?
>>581893704nyes but I'm running rabbit + debuffer this Maru took one run to make so I just wanna see how far I could go with her
>>581895169No. Although you could count cafe's unique I guess, and my golshi is built around activating Solid Strike.
>>581895975This makes more sense
>>581895981remember when haru urara died but her thunder got stolen by that other guy
>>581895927If you ask one more time I'm going to RAPE you
the images..... you did it again..........
>>581896076Did you make it into A?Hey anon, You made it to A finals?Your finals? A group?Hey anonHey anonHey anon
>>581896076THATS WHAT HE WANTS THOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>581893523yapking I haven't seen you in rooms
>>581896052I remember Haru dying and Grass too, can't believe Gentildonna died and I didn't notice. Maybe I hadn't succumbed to the propaganda at that point. fuck me, how do I search the archives for /uma/ threads around #2350?
>>581896076So that's a yes? You made Group A Finals?
do i get more from running my best A+ers in ranked and basically guaranteeing Group A finals or praying for luckshit in open to slip into Group B with my S+ ace cheer natie
>>581895419>Forced me to look for it Touche, anon
>>581896267https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/gentildonna/start/2025-11-25/end/2025-11-26/order/asc/
wtf is a thread rival?
>>581895927You already know Dancho
>>581895975Some guy beat my ghost but I looked at all my screenshots and I have no record of facing him or losing to him
Helios just locked my door and windows from the outside. Send help.
>>581896643/uma/rival - frequent room goers here, I have a lower win rate but the ultimate win is staying here till none of em remain
>>581896418had just found it. I thought she was still alive all this timerip, ojou. >image limit reachedFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK I WANT TO GENTILPOST IN TRIBUTE SOMEBODY FUCKING BAKE SOME GODDAMN BREAD
don't post your gentildonna tribute dude...
>>581897062>>581897062>>581897062
>>581894291I tried anon, I couldn't find anything else. On the plus side my I finally organized my Flash images into a folder, I have over a hundred of them.
>>581897087Who the hell is that?
CounterbakeGallbladderless thread
>>581897671be the change
