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kill everyone and leave.
hellolook at this garbage I got>>582750094beaver
This one
laurel is a dyke
In progress (epilepsy warning):https://jiggie.fun/Twpxm2https://jiggie.fun/Twpxm2
Steam's being dick againSwitching to phone
Tachyon LOVE
Incredible selfcontrol by her trainerI would've forcefully inseminated her at least 5 times then and there
>Vodka has these boots because she using snowboardit's all makes sense now
bwaaaaa
I can't just play on my phone every hour, I how actually concentrate at my job
>>582750360
ATTACHED THE WRONG PIC AWARDtag yourselfI'm on the left
I can play on my phone every hour but I refuse to do so. Danchode can suck it.
>>582750442Sure you did
How do fix Topro's PR?
>>582750505wahhh
Be on time.
>>582750428yoink saved
>No patch fix for eventGlobal kek
Feeding doto
>>582750665What fix
>
>>582750675poop stew
>>582750696Sx rank teams give 0 points.
wahey
>>582750442If you ignore the fact that I'm not a woman or an uma then I kinda look like the one on the right.
Oguri Crap the industry plant
MILE
>>582750712I mean....
Is the freebie card good?
>>582750820She's so fucking small
>>582750864it's a stam card that doesnt give a gold recovery so no
BBB spam
Any with team higher than S3 rank?Do you gain point from other team?
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a cute uma musume doing cute races
>>582750932no. known bug.
>>582750901>BBB
>>582750864it has sexo artotherwise,>stam card>no gold recoveryfucking lmao. and her gold doesn't even work correctly on any of the tracks
>>582750772based
>>582750712>>582750820Somehow Urara "feels" smaller despite the fact that she isn't the shortest uma
>>582751038Forehead smooches for both of you
>>582751162God damn she's so hot.
>>582750139Bamboo would not say that
>>582751162probably because she is the most childish uma, nishino is smaller but her whole personality is trying to act more mature than her age is
Umamusume are cute but horses are ugly
>>582751236That's because that's Yaeno Muteki!
>>582751203She's boring and shit
>>582751361Both are cute but horses are incredibly stinky
Is there a mega folder with all the cryer? I only have the one for rabi
>>582751482dozohttps://mega.nz/folder/jTYHAYzQ#vXZ72uX0FQnRUhMc8364RQ
>>582750351So cool...
supiki
Nah I don't agree
>>582751512thank you
Stinky umas
>>582751571Does someone said cool
>>582750864It's a free card so no, but this one is extra ungood for reasons people already mentioned.
>>582750139
>>582751656Yeah...
>>582751440Umamusumes are also stinky after their race and trainings but the good kind of stink
>>582751621Yeah but nobody cares about your opinion
>>582750864it's bad even for clanking
I found a mexican umatuber who uses sweepy cryer as his pfpDo you think he is from here or do people use cryers outside of here?
>>582751934it only takes 1 guy to post it in a discord for it to spread everywhere
>>582751934of course not anon, we invented cryers and nobody uses it outside of /uma/
>>582751934If he calls it cryer he's from here.
>stopped getting carats in 3 fan runs in a row>only have gotten 150 carats todayI don't understand sometimes
>>582752136shiraoki is punishing you
so in uma land did eishin just randomly bow after winning?
>>582751934Niche memes I made in other generals I ended up seen posted by big twitter people, they have a habit of breaching containment.
You do care tho since you're my friend, always there at the ready
>>582751934Sir chans aren't le super sikrit clubs since like 2012Everyone is going through here every now and thenIf discord wasn't a thing, generals here would've been more active and had numerous namefagsEverything that gets made here gets out in a day if not hours
>>582752223No, I hate you.
>>582752254Like the "evos killed xoguri" gaslight?
I love cryersI hate avatarfags
>>582752136it seems to daily reset at the same time as CMs, it also had a daily max of 20 drops which is 5 without the 2x event bonus
Look out!It's Narita Brian.
>>582751934>>582752046supiki
speakey
>>582752330whats a super creek
>>582752330>>582752337CRYER
>>582752204Yes. Flash doing Demuro's poses is the great thing ever
When an equine woman is speaki, you liste
>>582752290Who
>>582752386SUPIKI
>>582752314Look out!Narita Brian has granted me an erection.
>>582752204You haven't seen her?
>>582751934we get their spic memes they get the cryers
>>582752314More like NariTARD Brian
After doing a test run with Brian Power I have once again concluded that Power cards are a meme (unless you are Manhattan Cafe but she is a joke for this CM anyway)Would unironically just rather use Kris S
>>582752451erm we call ehm supiki 'round these parts
>>582752389she would do this
>>582752451Stop posting this Maya...
supicryer
Narutard Brian
>>582752204If you want fanart, look up 最敬礼フラッシュ
There was a time when I would just go WAAAH SUPIKI when something mildly annoying happened to meIt made some of my coworkers raise an eyebrow
Beast Mode Brian
>>582752451
>>582752717holy yuckola
https://x.com/lattekoi5252/status/2104569174643363865Have sex with your trainee
>>582750791*Falco
>still in love poster is umama/vsad. kinda wanted to visit the uk for umalive, but now i feel betrayed. umamusume
>>582752793gold shitty would never ever ever do this
>>582752840rude, not everyone is the same entity you tard
>>582752840How'd you figure that out
>>582752840You might be onto something there, Sherlock
>>582752840Don't lump her in with him
>>582752840V is not from the UK and he would never even go to an event lol
>>582752840add her to the list of poisoned umas like Kitasan
>>582752840Umama is cute, I wish I could hang around with him on Discord, watching him do uma runs. Or maybe watching an anime together
>>582752840how unfortunate that you are this mindbroken
any cuties?
Narita crier
>>582753081You should get a dog
I have jacked off to scarlet at least 7 times now and I'm still hornyI'm broken
/uma/ mental health check How are you coping
>>582753081
*cryer
So does this mean Cafe is better?
>>582752840when is umalive? i have a couple of uk friends i want to visit but im already planning to go to gamescom next year
>>582752314I'm not really looking out so much as I'm looking under. What a short little skirt that is
>>582752913>>582753104you can change my mind, but how do we communicate? more importantly, how do we make plans for uma live?
>>582753247am sleepy
>>582753301That is V
>>582753247VibingToday is always the most interesting today
>>582753273...no?
>>582753247
>>582753273laurel technically has better stat output but Cafe has much better spec prio, so yeah pretty much
Will I make it?
>>582753273>LB1 SR CafeBro...
>>582753243How would I erp with a dog after watching a lewd anime with him
>>582753247Got a new jobAm alrite, I think Im incapable of sadness or happyness at this point, Im at a permanent 5-6/10 mental state
>>582753081yurr
Vmama won
>>582753247i was forcefully fed my m so in a good mood i guess won't last long me thinks
>>582457541 Finally lost and almost got a month, it was very messy indeed...
>>582753247Deadlock patch coming soon. Excited.
>>582753247Another unproductive month
me and umama in london
>>582753247life is gooda thousand things in the back of my mind I still need to get to but the moment is good
uma musume?
>>582753247I ordered some KFC and it was dry as fuck. I think I'm hungrier and more dehydrated now. How do umas eat this shit.
>>582753648>>582753769Now you have to fight for the spoils
>>582753648stop speaking in 3rd person V
>>582753792post the club drama Currensis
>>582753792Training independently, please wait warmly
Would you a child wife
>>582753843how do I fight with myself if both posts are from me?
>>582753843I would body that freak easily is not even a contest euros are small and fragile and they don't even have guns
Gold City would probably rape her trainer
>>582754021>swagapino
>>582753859
>>582753247listening to some nice 4 am good vibes music on repeat until it's time to go to sleephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht8_rhVMOs
>>582754108we don't sign our posts here
>>582753998I would fix her unflattering hairstyle and otherwise wait for her to grow up, while remaining married to her.
As a 193/6'4 euro I could easily beat and rape the average 155cm SEA's posting in this thread
>>582753247starting a new job next mondayplaying the new fire emblemlife is solid if i just consoom and ignore the rapid enshittification of everything
>>582754216like this?
munmun the tannhauser
>>582753487I wish it was higher.
>my trainee showed up with another man
>euro
Nice hours SEA and Euro tards
>>582754337FIXED
>>582754337No, it's the bangs I dislike.
>>582754216Fuck you, her hairstyle is the cutest.
>>582754404V is still awake unfortunately
>>582753247Coping with what?
>>582754469how do we solve this problem?
>>582754514
>>582754419Here's the Nishino Flower you want bro
>>582754514this collective existence we find ourselves in
>>582754540jihad!
>>582754465It's cute in a little kid way. I wouldn't want her keeping it as she, you know, blossomed. Listen, if you want things to play out differently then you marry her. She certainly wasn't ever my first choice to begin with.>>582754589Yes, that's an improvement
>>582754609>Yes, that's an improvementGayest person ITT
>>582754337mommy flower would've been too powerful...
>>582754645Shakur's hair is great. Her personality, while not ideal, is at least interesting.
Reminder: Smoothies are just blended veggies and fruits, so you can drink them all you want without getting fat.
>>582754609It's cute in an everything way. And I have married her.
>>582754540From my experience if you want schizos to stop posting permanently you'll have to doxx them. Not the pussy club doxxing, the hard doxxing
>>582754596dyke image
>>582754726bwo? Isn't your Falcon trainee getting a bit too round?
what happens in the VIP room in london stays in london
i have some vitamin D for you /uma/ open wide
>>582754596It's pretty good, I don't know what you fags complain about
>>582754867nuh uh, share with the class (the thread), anonhow else are we going to gossip?
>>582754774this is how a schizo situation was solved in another general I was in, a namefag would schizo out all day and after many and many attempts were done to educate the schizo, someone just doxxed his real name, his house, pictures of him, and all thatthe schizo then stopped postingah, for some reason now I remember the shakur feds here
>>582753247i found a comfy uma related autism outlet (i don't have all the stuff unlocked yet so the colors are a bit off and the skirt isn't quite right)
>>582754774So like, a full gene sequencing?
>>582754878
>>582754867londoners can't even stay in london what makes you think that will
>>582754878macchan is a whore>>582754821falco is ugly>>582754630sexiest uma itt
>>582753247I stare the the ceiling, listening to Libera me from Hell on repeat, drink hot tea(that's getting colder by the minute), wonder if I should ask the thread if they want to do a nuzlocke or if I should wait for my new club to ask them. It sure is getting cold outside.
Which of these upcoming umamusume are the most pickmemaxxxed torecock-addicts? No friendzoning, no brozoning, no dadzoning, no minionzoning
>>582755006dont shay that...
>>582755009>my new clubWhich club took you in?
Which uma should Umama and V ruin next? Any votes? I'm thinking Falco
>culturewarbait[-]
>>582755089okay, fine. zeno rob roy is an ugly nerd whose tits are only serviceable if she wears a bag on her headhappy?
hi
They noticed
>>582755109None bc they are insignificant insects
>>582755074ks miracle but it's a boy
>>582755109Bricked so umama can latch to Hayashi on the SEA microdick carousel
>>582755097Wouldn't (You) want to know, dramaboy?
>>582755163Hey, for once I'm actually within the scope of their apology.
>>582755074her banner is literally up rn, anonalso>zrr>ace>sirius>mirako>cb
Accidentally hit dont scout, is my account bricked?
>>582754974good nonny
>>582755238better reroll just in case
>>582755198That's why I'm asking you I want to knowIf you don't want to tell it's oookay
>>582755302(You)r spy network is lacking it seems
Skip GM
>>582755393You a bitch for quitting on the club
>>582755393I will know in 2 days anyway I hope you have fun in your new club
>>582755009I played some pokemon romhacks, never did a nuzlocke and don't know much about new pokemon but I wouldn't mind trying to do one.
There’s so much drama happening in my club right now…
>>582755393>none of Umadash's members joined the racewell atleast they avoided that humiliation ritual
>he played the event properly
>been a week trying to loop 2 white sparks lineage>accidentally ran URA, not GL for spark looping>hits the 2 sparks, not SS This game just fucking knew when you fucks up man. This game just fucking knows
Can you gentlemen please post some Hishi Akebono please. She is one of my faves.
>>582755447Change of leadership is important part of society. i think I've been in power for long enough
My trainee politely requested I put my hard cock inside her umanko. But I said no and she accepted my decision.
>>582750371
>>582755097Only one club has an obsession with collecting former Danchous, and conveniently they are also S rank...
Can Ryan just roll the 2/3 stam 2/3 long 2/3 racing spirit sparks already holy FUCK I wanna do parent runs
>>582755715i love how saggy those are...
>>582755510It's a meme format for memes and funposting. Forces (You) to use mons (You) otherwise perhaps wouldn't. And the dread of getting them killed makes (You) care for every one of them.
>>582755761is ryan even good this cm none of the hanukkaku niggas are running pump
>>582755708She said I would regret it. Oddly, I never did.
>>582755863No, you don't.
>>582755597
>run goes perfectly >long s>good rainbows>something is wrong right?>NO EVENTSFuck this nigga game
Copa Cabana
>>582755708Which trainee would actually respect their trainer's autonomy?
>>582755873no
>>582755716Anon, I was never even considering them. If I'll ever get to S I want to get there, not be adopted into it. Death to /uma/club.
>>582755942falco
>>582755987i say this and do this
Odds I gambleEven I sleep0 fap
Be honest, any of you actually planning to go to umalive londinium? Im trying to convince a non /uma/ friend to go
He thinks she is respecting anything Lock the doors tonight
>>582755597I barely have any, unfortunately
>>582755997>Death to /uma/clubyou and your inheritors will regret this.
>>582755997wow cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>582755997i'm pretty sure people are replying to you and try to guiltybait you just so you keep posting sexushin
>>582755997Good man. We should have that Pokemon match sometime.
>>582755873idk what that is
>>582756032Sleep it is
>>582755997join uma&co if you want to get there
>>582756053NOBODY asked you
>>582755923Uh, why is Rice like that...?
>>582756170>uma&conobody wants to join rank 200 shitters
Can the greatest sprinter run CM21?newfoals do not reply
>>582756110
>>582756214>>582756234two device tony
>>582755942Verxina
>>582756245Ive run her the first iteration of this CM, haven't tested her out this time tho
I remember when this avatarfagging danchou was beefing with autis/uma/Don't think I've forgotten
>>582756245why wouldn't she be able to
>>582756345Everyone was beefing with autisuma at one point
>>582755870I used to watch nuzlock sloptubers so I get how it works kinda. 1 Mon from specific areas, gotta use the first mon you find and perma death.I dunno if I'd be able to finish a nuzlocke but if there's no Discord stuff and I'm free I'd give it a try
>>582756053I want to slap a big "50% OFF" sticker on Bouquet's nametag accessory and watch her pout and stamp her feet!!
Now, onto the stage of dreams.Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe (G1)October 4Meisho TabaruAdmire Terra
is this how umama and V feel about plats?
>>582756232Rice drinks the blood of the innocents.
>>582756398Clearance sale...
>>5827560327 and I'll have a good nights rest
>>582756245angling sucks, budding blossom has perfect proc, plancha and creek alt exist
>>582756474
>>582756427No...
>>582756474You're dying in your sleep gwochacho
>>582756496>creek alt existnobody will make thisfuck mile G it prevents you from farming dirt G1s
I want to sniff Bouquet's crotch and panties for its unique flowery scent
>no (You)
>>582756414789
>sprint CM?>thanks, my 135cm loli wife will be there to collect the prizeNow repeat this 20 times
>>582756549Here's one
>>582756549smooch silliest nonny
FUCLK I FORGOT TO BUY SONGS FUC, JFCK FUCK FUCK FUJCK
Daiwa and Vodka kissing and stuff
>>582756234they won't even be A+ after V rejoins his boyfriend
Rice lets her oniisama blast ropes of sperm inside her umanko whenever he wants
please call her Topro, not N T R
>>582756609This time for sure
>>582756414>uhhh I invested a lot of time and money into the game but ACTUALLY I don't care about CMIndustrial grade cope
>>582756792The fuck is a To Pro?
>>582756345Fake news. I am following him because I wanted to watch how he's doing. Never did I antagonize him. A shame he only lasted a few months
is there tierlist for evo skills? also is christmas daiwa good enough to spend rolls on
>>582754702her personality is hot though.
>NEW DATAHOLY SHIT HAKURAKUBROS
>>582756826narita TO PROd
>nrw dataAIEEEEE
>>582756796She has already won 3 cm for me, nishino really is the XOG of sprint/mile
>new data availablethey finally banned the sweepers
>new DATA
>new dataOHNONONONONONONNO SWEEPYBROS IT'S OVER
>nothing changed
>>582756398
they patched the C-word outit's over
is a hotfix for the event shit not giving points
>>582756496So just use her as a pace chaser?Got it
I'm still catching them all so the event points doesn't matter to me...
absolutely nothing at all happened.
>>582756748i wish i was vodka so i could motorboat dasca’s fat udders before bed every night
>yuri tsundere
WTF 10 MAMBROS GOT BANNED
>>582756819The synchronised tongue lolling at 18 seconds is so cute They were such good bros
>>582757063CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>582757112That does NOT happen.
You can get points from S1+ now
>>582756756*girlfriend
>>582757129I will make her a mother of 10
>>582757206it doesnt even matter anymore...
>>582756819do stallions really
Rula
so daiwa definitely tops the shit out of vodka, right?
>>582756873If you're being honest then I must've mistaken you for another abrasive Bakushin poster back then. That one I want to curbstomp to death.
>>582757768Over a club rivalry?Lame
>>582757616you mean... in game... right?
>>582757930I think he means when they are having sweaty sex.
>>582756756^xoyerfriend
>>582757579mr cuddly bear
>>582750304Maam, I am already as hard as I can
>>582757984I bet both compete to see who makes you cum faster
>>582756748>>582757112>>582757197...they're getting there
missing onii-sama...
>>582758194I want a wife like Rice.
>>582757216hi dadme sucking on her titoyota btw
>....her shoes are normal....
>>582757112dasca particles
i took a nap expecting to be woken up by a call from someone but they never called so i just fell asleep and now im up 2 hours early
>>582758298>big scarlet and small vodkauoooohhh
>>582757889I hold grudges and it's more than just that
>>582758194rice when she actually misses her onii-sama
>>582756819why don't they do this in game!!!!
I smell so bad
>>582758390This is indeed my personal pillow!
we love yuri here
>>582758298
I like to shitpost about clubs like mambo, tamalove and autisuma to boost their morale Resentment and shame are great motivators, look where they are right nowI really like them but do not tell anyone I said this
Bouquetd'or...50% off
>>582758383Your Danchou literally lied to you, left for /Uma/Club, joined some random Mambo club for the lolz while your new Danchou has been spamming runs to try and get you to A+ and you're gonna simp this hard for him?
dayuum boi
why do we hate vivlos already?why do we have topro already?why do we hate ayabe already?why do we hate mirako already?why do we hate curren already?
>>582758626I like all of those uma musume
>>582758626vf***whore
nakasilly
kinda into this
>>582758626We never hate Curren
>>5827586091* wit, let's gooo
>>582758626dubai chocolate umai like herschizoi like herhoe
>>582758689She looks and acts like a kid though?
>>582758768what's wrong with hoeh?
>>5827586261 no2-5 vlip avatars
>>582758786>>582758689Why is Ulala sexy
>>582758626Evil horseUglyNo strong opinionNo strong opinionEvil horse
>>582758816She is NOT!
>>582758804not you, sweet falconhe meant WHOREas inCUM DUMPTOWN BICYCLEPUBLIC ONAHOLELOOSE UMANKOSTD-RIDDEN UMAFANS WANNABEwhich are all synonyma for c*rren
>>582758786>>582758816beach scenario when?
>>582758804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIrkjdGDWA
>>582758689Childs>>582758786/10
>>582758868!?
>>582758868uhh, your summer recreation, bwo?!
are we ready for frontrunner domination in the upcoming metas
>>582758960I need a whole scenario
>>582758626vfschizoschizoschizothey're just shitposting
>>582758979Pace gawds will dominate sprint casino again
me on the right
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder
>>582758626We like fat umas here tho
>>582759389me on the left
>>582758626love heruninterestingehehcute
me
Which umas do they train?
>>582759704they train my dicksource: Aoi
>>582759704My gf likes machan, doto and wonder acute
>>582759704the dykesmost notably, the recent one, the pinkshit who orbiters brian
>>582759834TM Preggo O
>>582759879Still here saar?
>>582759958nyo, SiL is for male torenas like me
>>582760031Saar...
>>582760031can confirmlove men.
it's better to ourchase the daily carat pack on the first of the next month, right? it's just a few days from now, so at least it is easy to keep track when you refresh your purchase
>>582759839your gf has better taste than mineshe likes shakur, festa and sirius
the day after comiket Digitan took all her stress out on me
>>582760218This but with Dober
>>582760218this but with kiseki
>>582759704Umas featured with female_trainer on the first 25 pages on danbooru1. Fenomeno (32)2. Symboli Sillius (31)3. Stay Gold (28)4. Tachyon(17)5. Gimlet(16)
>>582760271Dober wouldn't wait until nighttime and would drag you to the baths at the first chance she got
>>582760218This but Digitan.
>>582760294Fuji?
>>582760271>>582760364stop, dober wouldn't do this. she'd scowl and say "ugh, men"
>>582760031>headcanon
>>582760408Dober is a closet pervert, and she has a picture of her trainer under her pillow that she looks at every night
>>582760396
>>582760548Taiki's trainer here, I confirm
>>582760450stop posting AidelThey're trendcucks loweffort animators
>>582760548ryan's torena here, i also confirm
>>582760450oyakodon
>>582760630thats every animator
>>582760271dober would tell you she’s tired and not in the mood and then angrily schlick herself to sleep after you don’t do anything
>>582760723no, you retard.
I have a predicament I want your opinion onI want to run Palmer and I made a decent one (half to fuck over the huge amount of front runners I am seeing in practice lobbies and also I like her) but I feel like runner her kind of ruins my chances of My True Strength proccing because she is so far ahead entering late race. But this does not happen when there are any other front runners in the lobbyIs that just my pace chasers not having enough mid race?
I like the animation where Tamamo fucks Oguri but she doesn't feel it.
>>582760812post a non trend following high effort animator
curren is a WHOREEEEEEEE
My trainee gladly accepted my request to maintain a professional working relationship
>>582760929Self-insert bro...
My trainee constantly sends me photos of my house
>>582760916Front runners and especially runaway kill pace chasers in longYou are supposed to use 0 fronts if you use pace chasers
my trainee broke into my house and ate all my food
>>582760812that's what dia's lips look like whenever i shove my cock into her mouth
umas grow up so fast
>>582760916You don't bring a runaway if you want My True Strength to proc, it's just too anti synergistic. Just go Palmer/late if you want
>>582761165Dia would do this and Kita would follow her
My trainee took me to the maldives so we can go treasure hunting and search for the city of atlantiswe never found any, but to cut expenses we always shared a room, and i always woke up with a sore body. huh, weird
>>582760929Source?
>>582761260>>582761165remember that some trainers are sold as toys for their future trainees
>>582761378Ruby's trainer here, I confirm
>>582761378Proofs?
My trainee made 1$ noodles then cried herself to sleep
>>582761262Your trainee is a fucking retard, Atlantis is in the Atlantic ocean. Why the fuck did she chose the Maldives?
>>582761065Really? I was understanding that a runaway helps pace chasers since they have the largest "zone/box" so it stretches them away from the backline.What about long races makes that not the case?>>582761259I am assuming unless you make your runaway weak yeah. My Palmer is in this weird state where she is always first place starting late race but as soon as the final straight starts she falls behind. Not good enough to win.Fuck how do you make a runaway win on long
>>582761476>I was understanding that a runaway helps pace chasersThat's for future medium meta when front runners aren't used anymore in CM
>>582761476Have you tried getting groundwork for your pace?
My club mate has a tasty name.
>>582760957AnnaAnoncoolchou_zhao
>>582761165Uoh
>>582761598Groundwork for pace is useless if there's front runners in the lobbyYou will just pace down
>>582761330>>582761635
>>582761631Is Tama okay?
>>582761635trendcucks
>>582761675I thought they removed that after the pace down nerf thingy, guess not
>>582761631Bread?
>>582761631SuperCreekMilk...
>>582761746Not really, they do something different too, also they're not low-effort.Remember Coolchou was a trendsetter with their bakushin pit
>>582761749It's still there
>>582761446Don't go against the system
>>582761563I have heard so many times that "you will start seeing less fronts" over the past months. Witgod said it and some other tubers said itBut globalfaggots just keep using themIt is truly the ape play style I don't think fronts will ever stop being used. Global seems like an anomaly cland doesn't follow the other servers in the meta
>>582761675Starting skills for pace are never useless because you have best chance of winning when you are in 3rd place before late race starts. You still need to compete within the style with other pace chasers for the sweet spot
Strong feelings of lust towards Ulala
>>582761871still trendcucks
>>582761631Ricebuns...
if u feel anything other than paternal love for ulala, then ur going on the list
>>582761909But there's no runaway there? I thought the update made runaway take priority as the pace target over regular fronts so pace wouldn't have a problem keeping up with a decent early race
>>582761928Seriru doesn't remember well you know?Arima was already front meta in JP, sprint CM will be mostly pace and end+Machan and Falco, dirt mile CM will be fronts vs ends like Gemini 2. Pisces 2 will be pace XOguri vs fronts, etc...Fronts didn't go extinct from the CM meta until 4th anni
>>582762010I feel nothing at all towards UlalaShe is a non-character
>>582761631Tomato Tamamo...
>>582762010I feel that and more.
powder gets natie hyper...
>>582761958>"still trendcucks">actually trendsetter>actually do something different instead of just trendsucking>most of those are commission>those are not low-effort which was another problem with Aidel but anon forgorYou just want to be dense at this point
>>582762010>ur going onthe listDo you mean the same list of people who didn't get punished?Good so i have free pedo pass.
Looks alright though? inb4 witlet
>>582762638your wit...
>>582762638The minimum cope level is 800 wit
>>582762638yoo this bitch retarded LOL
You don't run races with your head
If had SSR wit i'd had 800 wit... but with SR is hard
Finally fixed the repeat, can you guys help me with a deck for the next CM to at least get Group B 2nd? These are my cards so far.
>>582762638she's so retarded and that's so hot
Holding hands with SiL at uma live
retard and actual literal retard LOVE
>>582761745A bit gooey>>582761750>>582761787>>582761965>>582762110SteamyBuns
>>582763269Any specific uma or racing style you want to run?
>>582762010>then ur going on the listso far as I understand being on the list gives you nothing but respectcertainly no prosecution of any kind
Yuri game
>>582763386Late/End
>>582763170I can get 1000-1200 with 2 SR'sJust use Daiwa wit + Fuku or MarvI used my voucher on CB and I regret it, CB being good at LB1 is cope
>>582763549This was experimental build of 3 speed 1 pow, Lh 1 wit deck, its tough out there
ryan LOVE
>>582763498Brian is probably the bottom in this relationship
umadex status?
How much time do I still have before I need to accept my shitparent is good enough?
>>582763871
>>582763525For lates you can run ZRR/Kita/Maru speed, borrow Kris and then add whatever wit card you feel is best (fuku or Daiwa)End you probably run the same 3 speed cards and run creek stamina while borrowing CB wit
>>582763871more than that, less than >>582763927
>>582763269>smaru>kita>creek>bobomake fronts
>>582764040Thank you
sexsexhorse sex
do pump and dober work this cm?
>no uma stan and nimbleThis is still good right?
>>582764130Why? My fronts always die to debuffers and get overtaken by everybody no matter what.
>>582764234Only if you change your epithet to something else
>>582764227nyes>>582764234nyo
>>582764234Is that enough stam?
>>582764252your strongest cards lean toward fronts
let's pump some cunt
>>582764234>missing the stam breakpointit's ogre...
the umanko seeks prey
Lets do 2 maybe 3 rooms /uma/944021239440212394402123
if god existed he would have made umamusumes
>>582764234>FGrass unique on regular GrassAffinity Nuke
Imagine the first freak that would've fucked an umamusume. What would the regular humans have thought back in the day?
Just followed some anon from umadash... good parent sir
>>582764627>7Shiraoki-sama agrees with you
>>582764709It would be umas raping ningen for fun sport you mean
for million years there was the stone ageafter begin metal working, just ten thousand years later is arisen umamusume
Haha rape
>>5827645686/9 14 mins left
>>582764803NOOOOOO I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR HUMANKO!
>login>request HASHITTE MOTTO KIRAMEITE>logout
>>582764709You mean like the first to do it willingly?
>>582764772>>582764875
dudes are constantly talking about rape on here as if they wouldn't fold the second an uma showed the slightest bit of interest in them.
>>582764709let me tell you all about it
>>582764803i like current bucket
>>582764947I prefer human girls.
>>582764924this is a rapist
>>582764947Why would an umamusume be interested in me when regular women don't give a shit about me?
>eats a carrot>wtf is this poor people shit?>mood down
>>582764709they're just humans with funny ears
>>582765118trainer privilege
Pace pace end or pace pace runaway for Arima CM
>>582764568>triple murmured >5 front roomtwo more mayhaps?478685204786852047868520
>>582765127not beating the nepobaby allegations
>>582764627well he did it... it's just stuck in a game rn...
morning
tails are actually long pubic hair tied to the back
>>582765347it's 10pm
>>582765358horses don't have pubic hair
>>582765380Hawaii bro...
>>582765003Do you? Are you sure about that?>>582765127>bratty hagterrible things are currently brewing.
>>582764709Did you know during human evolution, they fucked and mixed breeding with different stage of humans because back then they really loved fucking and there were no stupid morals and judgment?So no wonder there would be cases of human fucking some other human with just different ears and a cute tail
>>582765423anon, your negative numbers...
>>58276521313 minutes left3/9guess this is the last room
>>582765380australia isnt real
a few weeks ago my club was near drop rank and i clank fan to life support. now end of month everyone decides to play. t dancho
>>582765380I think we live in the same country bro.
>>582765623mambro...
>>582765623grug esl anon is a dancho???
>>582765380aussies need to get OUT
Australia number one.
>>582764803>nametagThis is a giga slut
I can't believe it's already our 2nd Christmas. Time sure flies when you're having fun
Do other Curren posters leak negative news about their main club too? We have some funny things happen in my club sometimes but I never leak any of it because I'm loyal to my Danchou
>>582765347morning dude
hey
what good have aussies ever brought to the world
danchou can go eat shit and die
>>5827652133 minutes left still 3/9 aieeee
>>582765880kys v
because of my good deeds as dancho when i die I will isekai to umamusume
>>582765953rooms can't fill with less than 15 minutes left bwo... nobody can join
Being a human woman in Umamusume must suck ass.
>>582766002Gwo its actually 18 mins... now 16...I already took that into account... Wel this is a first that a room doesn't fill
>>582765380totally not me trying to remember what's even farther than Japan
>>582765847Sweeporean wouldn't say this
>>582766064uma is slow this time of day so rooms will be slow
>>582765894Cute image
>>582766064load game and it's fulli have been scammed
>>582765953Our usual retards stayed up all night to shitpost during "comfy hours" for whatever reason so they're asleep right now.
>>582754726Whats a good smoothie?
>>582766063good.women today have too much high standards and acts too stupid, there needs a little bit of competition
>>582766064>>582766149Yeah it filled, scammed by ***&** againBut don't say 3 min left if it's actually 18 min imo I thought the room was already fucked, would have joined earlier if I knew
BRAVOVINCE
>>582765881curren wuld never be loyal
>>582766273>But don't say 3 min left if it's actually 18 min imothisI thought it was a newcutie who didn't know about the 15 minute rule
an uma crotch meets my mouth
>>582765213>>582765953Create another i will join friend
hoping for a purge this month
arima CM will be a pacechud humiliation ritual huh
>>582765996you'll be reincarnated as a regular ass guy who never ends up getting an uma wife or as an unremarkable mob uma who never amounts to anything.
do umamusumes have indoor running imagine the smell
I opened the room for pubs thats why it was full, made another with a 1 hr timer this time842357808423578084235780
>>582766496I havent done a manual run in weeks
Cafe looks different
>>582766475The unremarkable mob uma is the true winner at the end of the day.
>>582766475wow that's way better than what i have i need to die faster
>>582766585Why does she talk like her sword isn't just a stupid katana and has little to no weight?
>they are still unaware of sweepy's guaranteed skill hint from senior QE2
sweepy broom in umanko
>>582766664You're completely wrong. Look how big her boobs are.
>>582766735I hate the uggo bitch Brian
flat == good
>>582766436wtf I didn't know there were male umamusume??
I love loooooooping
>>582766794SEX
>>5827664966/9
raping spirit
I knew the botting was still bad but man
>>582766496>no one joining for long KInoI thought i was arima kno, not arima skip...
>>582766889What is this supposed to mean
arima vbon and racist spe
>>582764392Can you recommend a deck then?
>>582766893It's an Uma&Co room most people here hate them
>>582766823fucking bastard
>>582766893Nobody cares about frontslop
>>582767049Why though? I really dont know
>>582766893I don't have parents yet
>>582766893i'm still making parents gwo
>>582766496>5 fronts913063709130637091306370
>>582767196The most hated faggot here is in their club and they defend him
>V lost another roomlmao
>789
>>582767196unironic shitposting clubhalf of the members are seafag shitposters and they also harbor the biggest schizo in the club and refuse to do anything about it
>>582766632I don't think that's true in this scenario, considering that 90% of the posters here would probably kill themselves if they lost the possibility to fuck.
>>582767428the 0.1% chance is the only thing keeping me alive
genuine question why is V so dogshit at this game when he claims he's a veteran and played it for 5 years now?
Why pace chasers always so ass in CMs? It feels they are delegated to only being strong in sprints.>When we can use nishino unique, fronts are strong so you get fucked out position and just lose>Fucked by being the most stam hungry style>Not a singular unique thing for them>Meanwhile it's the most common winning style for irl horse racingMake it makes sense.
>>582767576When you're unsuccesful in the real world you feel you need to prove yourself to others so that you can boost your self-esteem. Naturally, just bragging will not make you a better person so it turns you into a nasty and vile person who does not learn lessons
>>582767576too busy jerking it to his basic blonde bitch to learn the scenario
>>5827672806/991306370
>>582767646that's because most /uma/'s pacefags are dogshit at the game and refuse to get midrace
>>582767646Jack of all trades in a game that rewards specialisation
Could wxmen even compete once waifubots are released?
>>582767720Uma&Co roomDon't join
why is /uma/ so hostile nowadays. can't everybody just be friends and talk about the game/umas
>>582767760not in your lifetime thats for sure
>>582767196small dick energy anons cannot handle existence of free willed individuals
>>582767813It's literally one guy shitposting on cooldown.
>>582767813Facts bwo
>>582767813we can, you're all my frensexcept V
i really like talking about umama for some reason
Give her to me NOW
>>582767821lickable
>>582767889yurr
>>582767919You're the first person to say this
>>582767646pace are for lazy niggas (like me) who want a serviceable ace in like 4 ace runs max to get A finals 3rd every time (like me)
>>582767841>man wont fly for a million years
>>582767720Pls join i want to run a race
お前ら全員が大嫌いだ
>>582768026But I don't like you
>>582768026I would if you didn't join that shitass club
I will run paceI will be happy
>>582768073誰もないcares btw
>>582768026Come back to bricked next month idiot
Pace is weak? Does that mean that Almond weak?
>>582767813>talk about the gameI tried that, many times.But both the thread and the clubs to no avail, no wonder people go to discord shitholes for advice instead.
>>582767720Ty for host bwo
>>582768380>and the clubstalking about anything beyond chitchat there is horrible, the filters even catch some character names as well
>>582768003based
>>582767280wow that Palmer won?I think your bourbon is made but shes an utter witlet, mine gave her a run for her money all the way from p4 without ulting on the first corner too.Another room686980776869807768698077
>>582768073出たらこのスレ??
>>582768505>V lost againlol
Scout ranking feels more of a hall of shame than an actual ranking
>>582768571I'm not V....
>>582767813Because there's one guy who shpuld kill himself and a group of people (whether they're actually growing or getting louder idk) who are becoming more and more fed up and/or dont have the mental maturity to simply ignore the retard. I try to answer gameplay-related questions and be nice where I can but the noise is starting to drown that out more and more.Scenario is also ass, that may be related.
Good morning /uma/I am sure today will be a fun dayLooking forward to fun days to come
>>582767813whatever everyone else is saying about the clubs and whatever the fuck and also the fact that there's basically nothing to talk about the umas aside from sexual fantasies. ain't no one here talking about why they love a character unless it's because they want to fuck her
Can we talk about Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka instead?
>>582768852fuck the frog
>>582768997I want to have sex with Daiwa Scarlet. Vodka can watch if she wants to.
>>582768997I want to have sex with Vodka. Daiwa Scarlet can watch if she wants to.
>>582768943>ain't no one here talking about why they love a character unless it's because they want to fuck herBecause people who can like characters because their heart goes dokidoki and not only because they're desperate and want to fuck anything don't really feel the need to post about it.
>>582769050Be sure to use protection
>>582768791Sex pocket
>front heavy lobby>paces cand do shit because they are off position>ends and lates can do shit because fronts runaway to farHow can i win without using fronts lmao?
>>582769129nigga spelt can't wrong two times
>>582768943/vma/ finds a way to not be sexually degenerate every day, why can't you
>>582769129Same way fronts won in CM19.
>>582769210i'm just silly
>>582769129by not using a style that eats shit? fronts eat shit all the time and they will continue to do it more in future CMs
>>582769217Being a degen while anonymous on the internet is funBeing able to hornypost without consequence and not have it be moderated is great
>>582769129Use ends and hope they hit nimble nav
>>582769316This is why anarchy will quite literally never work in society, because there are people like you
>>582767280>4, 5, 6 out of the first cornertwo more rooms 721945767219457672194576
>>582769129pace has been OP for most of GL and will go back to being OP next CM, it's their turn to be weak
>>582769129Fronts are more common in rooms than actual CM races
>still missing the achievementkek
front is the most honest styleyou will only win if you're stronger
>>582769406Wrong, but that doesn't matterCM is rapidly approachingAre your aces ready
>>582769217That sounds like peak reddit or they're all ED there
>>582769423>pace has been OP for most of GLYou mean XOguri?
>>582769578yes, you run her as a pace most of the time
>>582769423Pacechuds dont have sfv next cm, late ends will probably be stronger
So you dont know...I hope i wont get in front heavy lobby in CMIs this last CM for this scenario?
>>582769571Yes that's why I'm shitposting>>582769575You can be horny not feel the need to announce it to the entire room you know
>>582769670no, 2 more after this one
>>582769629Then don't say pace were OP when it was just the hog>you run her as a pace most of the timeI don't run her at all
>>582769731fronts are OP because it's just vb
is the free SSR card from the event any good?
Gambling uma lost the gamble...
Why did they censored Christmas again?
>>582769719>two moreI cant handle it anymore bruw... i need my comfy 1500 speed cap and ramonu
speakeasy
>>582769648nishino and mummy creek are live tho, definitely not weak
Remember when people were trying to gaslight that Vbourbon isnt actually that good and just comfy because she has innate groundwork?
out of 10 plats i can remember1 front3 pace3 late2 endi forgot one
>>582769407I guess they just don't want to move forward huhLast room883589318835893188358931
>>582769293She’s so fucking cool
ToSEX Jordan!
suckfucky
>>582769773This CM you can run Bakushin as front and if you have enough mid-race you hit the accels and win. Same for lates you can win with any lates and Claw ForwardDon't act like this is the same as the hog alone getting pixel perfect acceleration and speed carryover
Okay but I really really really really really reallyr eally really really relaly really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>582769891fronts are so silly this cm
>>582769891>5L Wtf why she so fast
>>582768505Is it a runaway or a regular palmer?
>>582769959>ugly bastards' onahole
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pg2UCwHDrc&list=LL&index=3&pp=iAQBsAgC
>>582770048Angling is very strong on Arima
>>582769575The quiet people are usually the most degenerate. People who can't shut up about sex are usually the tamest motherfuckers in the world.
>>582770008https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12272786
>>5827700062 cms ago, both taikis and nishino were op and any pace could gamble on straight descent. last cm, any pace could run nishino wit and win. slightly easier than building long bakushin
>>582770048She hit Victory Cheer, Nimble and Angling
>>582750772can i marry you
>>582769718>You can be horny not feel the need to announce it to the entire room you knowWhile I understand we're all anons here. Announcing your degeneracy while staying anonymous is one it's perks. Especially during this snowflakes era where everyone would cancel literally everything when you're behind a name or an avatar.
>>582770264I know but I never said front was the most OP style
>>582769217/vm/a is lusting over Neicha right now
>>582766296sexo, but unfortunately, she's a dykeit will be funny to see how laurelfags justify pulling for her now, kek
>>582769891And that's a wrapbased that there's another Falco bro in this thread running her for arimaThanks for joining anondacchis, the only ace I'm satisfied with for now is my bourbon really. I'm still not sure who to take as the 2nd and 3rd ace.PS. Falcobro you can borrow my 6*stam 3* pow 7* turf kitasan if you want
>>582765347>>582768852
>>582770564>it will be funny to see how laurelfags justify pulling for her now, kekSimple i dont need justify shit, if she my waifu, she will be my waifu
>>582770396I get that, but it's the same reason I'm not going to go into detail about my bowel movement this morning. Nobody really fucking cares or wants to hear about itDo whatever you want though I'm just saying I personally do not engage with it or remotely care about it
>>582770657your waifu spreads her legs for brian, not you
>>582770089Mambo is the most sexy uma
/v/ermin should go back to their containment thread. You call them q/v/eens but don't want to lust for umas? Fucking simps every single one of you.
>>582770712I dont see a problem, i have headcanon
>>582770712I also spread my legs for Brian, so that's fine
>>582770728why is she so smiles
Boo
>>582770957Faggot
>>582771071Cute!
suck it
>>582771139>>582771139>>582771139
>>582770957based
>>582771071
>>582771149>[YouTube] アニメ『うまゆる ふるげ~と!』第1話「七人寄れば、金の知恵」 bro
>>582771349Fuck...My bad...
All my favorite posters are here!Stay gold is so short holy shit
>>582771865>goyslop teamKill yourself
>>582772028that's not my team...
