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Previous: >>582879702

Umayuru: Full Gate! is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaucJ1wvRg&list=PLNoVytAHV6zA

>Global Game News
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Link your account to Cygames iD
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road
Current CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/Good
Current Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg
09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.
09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - Right/Fall/Firm
09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road
09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian
09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event
09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

>Thread Clubs
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread

>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
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Starting guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Race Analysis Tool & CM Data
https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs
Race Simulator
https://umalator.app
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Stories Archive
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
https://uma.moe/database
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Tachyon LOVE
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Would Cheval let you tittyfuck her?
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meeeeeeeeeeen
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/vm/ is awful too now so I came back here
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>reddit tachyon
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Torena love
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SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Next month i'm doing 10m daily so ryanchud maybe takes it easy and doesn't burn out
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did Tyler kick anyone before gibs again?
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Here's your reward for not being a tranny or a faggot in the previous thread, Anon.
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hey
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>>582901616
>10m
be realistic
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>>582901616
Please join /Uma/Club instead, I love the attention I get from being the club hero and from having an ugly oshi. If you want to stay try not doing more than 5M fans a day
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If Rudolf is Sauron, than what, Air Groove is supposed to be Saruman but red?
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>>582901456
I'd like for my face to go to those boobs
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laurel is a DYKE
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>autis/uma/ breaks the rank 300 threshold and gets attacked immediately
nyooooticing
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wahey
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Cheval is a fucking loser but her boobs are great
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>>582901412
welcome back, retard
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uma&co dancho here. we will be kicking all player under 80 million fans tomorrow. the ones highlighted in yellow have poor performance and will be kicked regardless.

we are looking for players for S rank next month. apply now
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>>582901706
That's just 9 runs
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>>582901816
braindead tolkienfag
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>>582901412
Welcome, /vma/bwo
enjoy your stay
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uma&co danchou here
highlighted in yellow are all my fucking heroes
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>>582902095
NYOOOOOOO my spy account..........
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Yes... YES. DAIWA SCARLET KEK CONTENT.
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>>582901816
air groove is supposed to be sex but red
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>>582902193
Mambwo...
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>>582901767
Ryanchud would never call ryan ugly
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>>582902193
I'd recognize those three lines anywhere. Mambros are looking good these days.
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>>582902290
No, your tits are legitimately amazing. I'd fondle and suck those 24/7. I don't even care about your racing career those boobs make you a winner.
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>>582902095
>S rank next month
lol
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>>582902095
>U****'s fancount : -
>not yellow
nyoticing
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>>582902193
Why didn’t you guys put this effort in when I was in the club…
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>>582902452
Mambwo...
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Approximately 8 more days…
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>>582902452
no auto mode
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>>582902452
Because I was there dragging the place down
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>>582902452
Rugacchi...
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>>582902452
Sometimes you need to clear out the underbrush to let the smaller sprouts bloom...
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>>582902586
I was in the club when there was auto mode…
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Reminder: Ice cream forces your stomach to burn massive amounts of energy just to warm it up inside you. Eat a pint before bed to secure weight loss!
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My dick won. I'm rolling for her.
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>>582902452
dump your shitty /vm/ club and come back Mambwo
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uma&tards think they need only 80m per member to get S rank LMAO
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>>582902193
>11th place
>0 points
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7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her
4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
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>>582902690
she looks like pregnant here
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>>582902095
don't you dare stand where he stood
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Umadash will be S next month without their leechou
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>>582902374
>>582901820
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>>582902702
You need only 2 bots to get S rank.
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I'm the leech of my club
I'm danchou
My officers are my sluts and I laugh at them
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Why doesn't Uma auto-mute bgm when you have a music player running? Cygay has this fucking option in their other games.
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>>582902419
we're keeping her seat warm so our sissy officer v can continue to come and bot big numbers for s rank
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Well /uma/?
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>>582901706
Sweepy can do 50+ runs a day, 9M/day is nothing
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>>582902972
[-]
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>>582902972
She has nice tits
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>>582902095
Chat is this real?
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uma&co has 6+ spots opening up!
apply now
daily quota will be 8 million
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>>582902697
Maybe... miss (you)
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>>582902095
Based if real but why not kick the yellowniggers now? You're not dropping to A if you do and it shows all future leeches not to mess with your club
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Unity -> Autis/uma/
MANT -> ExcelUma
GL -> /uma/chan
Will L'arc finally be the one to bring us a S club?
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Remember when mambo was ranked in the high 200s while their danchou was dead? I remember
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I am now ready to roll for Blaze Brian
>Still gotta wait till after Rob Roy
Damn
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>>582903252
nice way to talk about your club members V
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>>582902972
whore
slut
harlot
std-ridden umanko
loosy goosy
umafans wannabe
town bicycle
public cumdump
wide-holed tramp
1000-fans a day trollop
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>>582902972
Would
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>>582902095
This is FAKE
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>>582903252
the old quota isnt enough for rorimastah, nitsu, and v. they keep nagging me to go for s rank so we are finally doing it but im honoring last months quota so they get their rewards
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whorren
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>>582903229
come home mambwo...
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Falco's umafans has a big discount for seniors and fat men
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white-haired bimbo
DIE. WHORREN. DIE
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>>582903546
Your last months quota was just 30M fans?
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>Whurren image
>Worst post imaginable
Why is this so common?
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>>582903546
We have a quota?
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>>582902095
>*
>day 18
>last 3 digits
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>>582902095
shan't be sharing the same air with V
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>>582903761
yes. we have enough people carrying and A+ was easy to maintain
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>>582902204
Bakushin is so purty...
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>>582903924
mambro...
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>>582902452
You and the other guy leaving shook them to the core
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>>582903546
you're never getting S you shitter lmao
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>>582903902
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>>582900957
Agnes is such a hot milf dommy mommy!!! I want her to step on me!!!
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>>582903924
Bit rude highlighting them and saying they had a poor performance then
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>>582903902
... why can't natie be real....
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>>582903582
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>>582901417
Tachy isnt reddit doe
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>>582902972
Updoots to you sir
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I think your top earners should join our club
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Is Helios a slut
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>>582903582
he cant. one of the millions executed under the new government. benjamin nethanyahu will pay for his crimes.
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You guys are so gullible
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>>582904084
why do you think we shit on this club
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>>582904225
I'd rather be the top earner of a shit club than middle of the pack of a good club where I have to worry about getting booted
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>>582904084
sorry. rori, nitsu, and v's words. not mine
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>>582904347
can't wait for you faggots to not even fill the club in october
kill yourselves
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>>582904253
You're one to talk, Spe. I told you every time you suck my cock carrots would taste better one day and you're still blowing me daily waiting for it to happen.
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>fan count talk
>not even with cute curren images
gay thread and can't even go back to sleep
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And thus, this was the beginning before the end.
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>>582904436
umama's joining back so we have a good chance at S again. sorry for the others
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a creek headpat a day keeps the poacher away
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>>582904347
Bit rude throwing your loyal club members under the bus
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>>582903546
you would need to kick like half of your club bwo
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My trainee keeps trying to follow me into the bathroom
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nyehehehe all part of the masterplan to make the club burnout so (((we))) can steal the remains
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>>582904476
dumb bitch hope you have coffee poured on your head
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Spe sex? Don't mind if I do.
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Tama festival as ace for arima kino?
Rate this idea
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>>582904675
probably the only pace that can evne beat the fronts because of her insane mid race
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>>582904635
damn trainer are you frying chicken in there? no seriously i think its really cool how loud you can pee, can i watch?
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>>582904586
>201
how delusional do you need to be to think you can make it to S? there are better /uma/ clubs and they are not even close to reaching S.
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>Opera
>Fuku
>Taiki
Doto clearly has a preference
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>>582904529
you honestly wish huh
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Clubcheck anon here. Is #clublist anon really dead? I can take up the torch and try to update it, and include the club check on it, if you guys are ok with that
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calm down sisters the month hasnt even started. Keep this drama for tomorrow
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>>582904913
not my decision, but my top earners. why do you think that club has a free spot?
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It's exciting being a free agent in need of a club tomorrow
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clever name
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>>582904994
because nobody wants to be in the club that antagonizes the general?
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Why are you fags love being crabs in a bucket so much
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>>582904945
Sure, I don't think he's completely dead but he's an extremely lazy faggot
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this but with Neicha (she's the one getting slapped btw)
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>>582905070
Try again, ESL.
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>>582905070
i-it's not like i want you to stay in the bucket with me or anything...
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TOYOTA TOYOTA TOYOTA
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Umama's not joining that club when Beanz is there lol.
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>>582904945
theres no real point to it anymore when there are more clubs recruiting than recruits
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When do they post the monthly roadmap?
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>>582905070
The flatliner mindset does that
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>>582905205
tomorrow
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>>582905167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwJcNCWrVD0
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>leaving a S rank club to join an A+ club
lol
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>>582904994
I can think of one very flat reason
>>582905205
In around 10 hours I think
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>>582905205
I need to know when paid banners bros..
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>>582905178
wait did umama get e-raped by someone? is that why she left?
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>>582904945
Not him, but I'm cool with it, bwochacho.
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>>582905098
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BRL here (Brazilian Leaker). it true.
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I understand the anon who wanted a low-key club now, imagine being tangled with that
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>my trainer popped a boner
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>>582904945
not dead. i'm updating it now.
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next thread won't be better
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>>582905389
nobody cares about you leaking your own messages V, kill yourself
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>>582905527
How fast would you cum on her chest?
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>>582905527
Surely a cheeky tenner wouldn’t be a bad idea…
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>>582905369
i dont think she needs to be worried about t*io
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even the fake /uma/ club ex mahjong shitters are higher than uma&co LMAO
end of october will be so fucking funny, also there won't be half tp URA to even help out uma&schizos
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>>582905527
>cow
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>>582905527
I never thought about Daiwa much before this outfit but DAMN
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It's a farfetched dream but it would be kino if multiple A+ /uma/ clubs suddenly races each other to S rating
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>>582905618
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>>582905782
literally won't happen, especially not uma&co these guys are retarded
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>>582905660
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>>582905535
Oh nice, less work for me then.
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Why is he so mad
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>>582905923
What no umanko does to a mfer
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>>582905923
why are you schizophrenic
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oy vey, another club ranking up to S? We can't allow that
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I thought V was joining /uma/ club? No way he just farmed for nothing
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>>582906082
His application was rejected and he's now larping as his danchou to pretend they have a shot at S rank
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>>582905923
hes highlighted in yellow
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>>582906082
No, but I will
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>>582906082
he really did farm 300m fans for absolutely nothing
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>>582905178
BEANZ PLEASE JOIN MY CLUB
YOU CAN FLATLINE ALL YOU WANT
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>>582906189
>tranny hag
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>>582906280
Good morning Saar
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WAHT???? V is leaving? OUR S RANK OH NOO
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>>582905527
If Daiwa was really jerking off an /uma/ poster the lenght of her strokes would be 1/3rd of that
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Hello friends!!!
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>>582905882
neither are desirable but he's right thoughbeit
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>>582906412
howdy!
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>>582906412
good morning fool
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>>582906412
Sup
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>>582906189
mambwo nyo...
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Deploy ze Kraut
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>>582906730
No, skip her
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Why is she so bratty?
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>>582906160
What a cope huh
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>>582906765
No no you see she becomes a middling option once Evo skills drop so its actually a smart investment and not just a fun pick up
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>>582906587
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>>582906160
>>582905389
also leaking his own discord messages
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>>582906781
imoutos can't NOT be bratty
even when they're cool as fuck like Banchou, they're still imoutos, so their brattiness can't help but escape sometimes.
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>>582906978
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>>582906412
Hello fren!
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>>582906963
You still need to skip her
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>>582906412
Hello
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How many fans should I get on an auto run?
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>>582906730
Congratulations on your paizuri slave.
I unlocked Rudolf and Oguri, and now I'm working on Fuji so I can have my own paizuri slave, too
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>>582907195
1.1M
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>>582907173
>ugly hag
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Why can't you use the concert fans for Mcqueen's fan goal that's fucking dumb
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>>582907195
ALL OF THEM
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>>582907173
You wouldn't have sex with a dork, would you?
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>>582904064
Everyone says this
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>>582907120
>don't unlock free hot uma to train
No. I will unlock her, and NOT doing so is foolish unless you don't care for said trainee. But I do, so I will
HAH
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>>582907402
i'll jork to the dork
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>>582907406
Indeed, Digitan is SO FUCKING HOOOOOOT
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>>582907275
RETARDED HOMOSEXUAL
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>>582907543
hairy kitty iku
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>>582906479
>>582906501
>>582906578
>>582907119
>>582907192
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>no knight in shining armor coming to kidnap me for their own club
IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>582907173
>>582907402
sex
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>>582907587
She's a dommy mommy MILF too
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>>582907235
Fuji has a good inherit but I already have a decent Pace velocity suite for grandparents, and was never that sold on the whole playboy persona. Does anyone have the image of what Legend races get added and when?
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>>582907597
>cowfag
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>>582907587
We fucked
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>failed a 2% training in junior year
-1 borrow
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>>582906412
Hello babydachi!
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If Prez had a dog, would it be a Symboli Poodle?
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>>582907402
Why was she a massive bitch in CG?
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>>582907973
No, it would be me
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Set up a clanker, took a long bath... but it's still 20 minutes remaining
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>>582908079
>took a long bath
without me?
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>>582908020
Teio...
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>>582908014
They had to, to erase history
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>>582908014
She didn't meet Teio yet
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>badly interpolated 60 fps
fucking hate anime yt so much
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>>582907754
Yeah. Basically every six months it gets updates for Global.
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Are we horny for Rudolf today?
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>>582908014
because everyone should hate Oguri Crap
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>>582905535
/uma/ chan is NOT /uma/
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>>582908251
Already have Dober, so might pick up Doto for her inherit or Shichi for fun
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>>582907760
unf
it's time to make a Teio
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>>582908349
Remove the brown
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>>582908251
>tama pieces
FINALLY
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>>582908271
>today
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What is the top 5 paizuri demons ranking?

For me its
1. Daiwa
2. Zephyr
3. Eishin
4. Creek
5. ZRR
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>>582908417
Remove the gay
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>>582908271
Only a little bit
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>>582908014
She isn't but it looks like you are.
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>>582908385
Shichi is so much fun. Love that gyaru so much it's unreal, recommend/10
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What are some essential skills for front runner GP and parents besides groundwork? I wanna be readu for Taabo
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>>582907810
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too big
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>>582907690
hey
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Kaichou sex
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>>582908464
creek
inari
dasca
fuji kiseki
mabechin
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>>582908464
Creek
Gentildonna
Bourbon
Dia
Akebono
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>>582908349
Remove the crackers
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>>582908464
Taiki
Flash
Bourbon
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>>582908670
>he wants to win with Taabo
should we tell him?
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>>582908271
>today
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>>582908464
creek
scarlet
ramonu
inari
air groove
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>>582908014
Was trying to prevent xogslop
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>>582908464
doto
zephyr
inari juan
taiki
ryan
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Standing paizuri.
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time to go the jukebox and request Hoppity Sunny Days
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>>582908464
1 Creek
2 Gentil
3 Akebono
4 Marvellous
5 El
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>>582908670
Firm Resolve, and Restraint but it's a luxury
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>akebono paizuri
>donna paizuri
your shit is getting crushed like a red bull can
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My insider sources tell me tomorrow we'll have the biggest betrayal yet
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>>582908895
I'll make her overcome her ult debuff
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>>582909115
>it took this long for El to be mentioned
has everyone forgotten about her designated paizurihole in the fantasy alt?
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>>582908662
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>>58290846
Dream Journey
Nishino Flower
Stay Gold
Mejiro McQueen
Twin Turbo
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there's no way paizuri actually feels that good IRL, gotta be more trouble than it's worth
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>>582908014
She didn't have a male trainer, and let out her pent up rape rage on poor oguri
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>>582909267
Her second alt will make them remember, Trust
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Which uma has the chillest fans and why is it Yaeno Cuteki?
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>>582909424
maybe if your penis is small
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>>582909267
there are like 2 people in this general that care about ecp bro
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>>582908349
Add me
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>>582909184
i have crushing fetish
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>>582909453
>boyuma
Kill yourself
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>>582909207
It's not a betrayal, V has always been an /Uma/Club plant to turn Uma&Co into the most hated club on /uma/.
All the hate directed at Uma&Co would have been aimed at /Uma/Club if V didn't exist
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>>582909207
I don't know how you beat umama cucking uma&co so hard it made V play the game
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>>582909394
I fucked up...
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>>582908792
>>582909127
>>582909398
plap plap plap plap
make teio
make teio
make teio
make teio
make teio
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>>582909424
it’s alright but you gotta be pre’d up already otherwise it chafes
prefer blowjobs desu wa
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>>582909424
i tried, but i think you need really really big tiddies for feeling anything, it's better having those on your face rather than your dick for me.
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>>582909453
>>582894553
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Ai Chan will try harder than anyone to please you with her tits and by the time she's done practicing on you she'll be the ultimate paizuri demon.
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>>582909719
>prostitute's daughter
No
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>All the paizuri talk and not a single mention of her.
Sad
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wanna jong?
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Can we do 2 or 3 rooms to interrupt your routine?
37999413
37999413
37999413
I'm very satisfied with this kitasan lets test her out
>inb4 no long S glue
I know but let's test her out, now hop in.
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Tomorrow will be the same
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>>582901417
i say this and do this
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i love troona poona and her jokes!
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>>582909719
i prefer her mom
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>>582909820
do it yourself.
The problem with uma musume is that every girl is so good that it's hard to make correct rankings
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>>582909820
Chocolate is bad
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>>582909501
Imagine if another Uma&Co core member were to leave, just kidding... Unless?
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>>582909926
Yeah, Everyone except THAT one.
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>>582909719
Wait
So, her tits don't really bounce a lot with her racing outfit, but there's some mad jiggle with the other ones..
HER CASUAL OUTFIT
AND SCHOOL OUTFIT
NO BRA CONFIRMED
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>luna hours
based
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Good job impersonating my dancho. In fact, I still think there's a really small chance that it's actually him having a little meltdown, but a thing or two don't add up. I wish it was real though, some shake up is good to have
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>>582909968
I could see that happening but it won't be V, which makes his efforts even funnier
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What are some bugs (or unexpected mechanics) from the game that later became features?
I will start
>front early race acceleration
>speed carryover
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>>582908689
hi
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YOSSHAAAAAAAAAA
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>>582910082
nobody cares
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>>582909820
Brian is so lucky...
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>>582910060
Look! A Silly Sandwich!
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Stop being weird
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>>582910082
We don't need another uma&co internet personality gwochacho
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>>582909837
24/30 mins left
6/9
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>>582910316
>>
is mcqueen inherit worth it on a front for CM20?
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>>582910430
it's not a must but it's not bad
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>>582910316
>foid manga
>all characters and turned into lesbians and any story progression is just them being tortured
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>>582910392
Man, sloppa so good it even makes Falco look sexy
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>>582910230
I agree. But I've been wronglynamedropped a few times in the last few days so I had to give my two cents about the current situation. The impersonator was really good this time
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>>582910392
Why'd you put Falco's head on Curren's body
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>>582910316
>"wins" against a broken down, borderline crippled Brian
I don't get why they made this shitter the MC instead of an actual good character like Maya or Brian herself
>>
Is this true?
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>>582910392
Smart Falcon doesn't look like this
Smart Falcon wouldn't do this
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>>582909497
It will be a "V" betrayal but not the one you expect...
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>>582909837
19/30 mins
6/9
Guess we'll only do a room if it even fills
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>>582910591
Easier to sell to normies
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Is "Luna" even a thing in-game
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>>582905389
>>582910572
tell your retarded top earner to not add to the drama and leak his own discord messages then
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>>582910572
I hate to say you deserve but you guys really need to calm the fuck down here if you want to be taken seriously in the future. Do what you feel's best
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>>582910632
yes
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Just realized it's 4chan day tomorrow
That means HATS ON MY IMAGES
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>>582910724
Bwo... no one wants to play arima kino, everyone wants to SKIP arino kino
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>>582910835
teiobwo... actually were delaying it...
we cant find a big enough hat for you...
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>>582910316
Literally nobody, not even the manga writer cares about Laurel
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>>582910724
Bro has no pull
-10000000 aura
>>
more like
ASS IN A SHIT NO
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>>582909820
HISHIAMA SEXOOO
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>>582910825
I love her more than anything
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Adult woman fetish
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>>582910917
YOU'RE NOT PUTTING A HAT ON MY TUMTUM
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doto posters owe me sex
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>>582910727
not even normies are care about this flop manga
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>>582911084
>liking adult women when kids exist
Disgusting
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>>582909837
>that Teio step proc
holy shit, need long S and this is kino
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>>582911025
She's cute. I wonder what her career is like
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>>582911153
Post the Teio
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>>582911167
I hope it's full of joy and happiness... Unlike her life
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>>582911167
Non stop love making and cuddles with nearly no time for practice or racing
>>
What's the ideal parents/grandparents scenario?
Should I make them all in a single scenario or should I do Unity+URA+Mant/GL?
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>>582911296
Same
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I can't believe I've masturbated to Rudolf.
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>>582911329
the ones that care for you and love you unconditionally
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HUMILIATION SOON
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I honestly have no idea what I'm doing. Just going to keep trying until I get all Subdued, Flustered, Hesitant, and Frenzied front debuffs I guess.
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MOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>582911260
also missing ignited wit but w/e
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Rudolf and air groove are so straight they had to randomly replace kaicho with laurel in the gay christmas event because there was no way either of them could possibly be gay for brian
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>>582910342
WOAH MAMA
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How do I get supreme racist Spechud?
t. Haven't read the story
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WHAT THE FUCK I just found out K.S. Miracle died at fucking age 3 why no one ever talks about that
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>>582909837
>front Teio?
too bad frend, not even deb*ffers will make her win. I hate to say it but commiting to speed or stam debuff is better than going for both and maybe then the results would've been different.
Thanks for joining anondacchis
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>>582911442
say "fierce rival for" not gay
>>
>design the sexiest uma
>give her low self esteem
>make her a minor character
>don't make her playable
Why?
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>>582911436
>front Teio
Holy shit I kneel
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>>582911546
she is not out yet buddy
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>>582911568
>that timestamp
He really is SEA that one anon was right
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>>582911568
the debuffers were placeholders it will be triple ace on race day, she can win with enough hopium
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>>582911538
Make an uma with the best in Japan skill and use her in the story when you race Grass
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>>582911591
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/109201-dantsu-flame
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>>582907887
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>>582911546
she dies if you job any career race
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>everyone already moved on from machan
lmao it's funny to see the propaganda failed.
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>>582911734
You so cute friend, hope you doing alright
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>>582911379
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>>582911758
ngl i was kinda disappointed she's not for (you) and she just disappears
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>>582905893
>>582908372
imgur is having problems with uploads so here it is for now. rentry is updated as well
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>>582911862
Did you not read her career...?
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>>582911682
That race is a good showcase as to why bourbon is stupidly oppresive against other fronts I'd say. But yeah I also suggest you do rooms with a runaway, or have one yourself. Turns rooms even funkier, good palmers are scary while Suzuka is awkward to build and requires dedication and whaling so I'll doubt we'll see alot of good suzukas.
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>3 month in the thread
>no one calling me ELS anymore
Hehehehe
you will never know who is writing
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>>582911917
I only read those when i play them, not before
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>>582911885
/uma/chan...
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>>582912017
Mambwo...
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>>582912017
Kazakhstan anon...
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>>582912060
I can spoil it for you if you want but that's not true and not what happens
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>>582911442
Stop being brown anon
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I think daiwa scarlet should be really big, like 10 meters tall

your thoughts?
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>>582912108
But i played her and that's what happens
She will eventually disappear after you finish her career, all she wants is you remembering her, the sea will not stop calling her...
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>>582912017
/uma/'s anti-Doto propaganda worked so well that even artists are making evil Doto gifs
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>>582911885
So many B+ clubs...
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Dantsu Cow is MINE
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>
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>>582912280
She mentions it's an ever-present thing but since (you) the trainer will be by her side she will fight to go on
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>>582912231
careful or you will break the masquerade
>>
gimme a break man, I don't have time for machan since it is not sprint CM yet
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This used to be a copa-copa general.
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>>582912367
you can treat anyone from S-A clubs as the thread regulars and our B+ brethren as the casuals of /uma/.
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>>582911885
>A+utis/uma/
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>>582912518
The orange cabal was always in charge, bucko.
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>>582911885
>A clubs both start with H
>B clubs both start with /uma/
Kino...
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>>582911885
who the fuck is calumet
good job tho clubanon
>>
Who are we rooting for?
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>>582912293
that's the truth sheeple
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>>582912405
i don't know what you refer
because in her ending she mentions only this as her wish:
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>>582911885
ngl these club banners have been getting old... our club needs a new one
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>>582911885
>that many B+ clubs
it's extremely easy to move up to A bwos
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>>582912795
Bright Light!
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>>582912795
I'm an uma fan so any of the japanese horses winning is fine by me. I'd prefer Tabaru being the champion though
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>>582912795
If Tabaru wins then Doto gets erased from existence since Tabaru and Samson will be the only relevant Meishos (that actually won shit).
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>>582912795
>chestnut rocket
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>>582913083
The polish guys will go crazy over it.
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>>582911885
Futamusume sounds tempting, but I just know they don't talk about horse cock daily
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>>582911885
Anyone in a B/+ club is a normalfag and they don't belong here
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>>582912795
Bay City Roller is a cool name
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>>582912795
Poles have horses? Hope they place well but Daryz and Minnie Hawk are monsters
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>>582912795
>Light the Ghost
>Minnie Hawk
>Thundering On
These are the only good names here so they're my picks
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>>582912864
That's the theme of the story since the irl horse dies before she could become a crown/tiara winner.

In the game she never "disappears" but she attempts to when she is at the beach in the spring. You stop her and convince her to go on and keep racing and she agrees. This is when she becomes for (you) because she doesn't just see you as a "lens" but as a trusted partner that wants her to succeed. For example, when you give her the scent bag she says it makes her heart feel "itchy itchy" and at the end of the career she wants you to make a promise to remember the moment and that "some time in the future" she will remind you of this moment which implies she's not disappering.

This is off the top of my head though
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Kris is such a dog shit card. I'm going back to end closers.
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>>582913267
Just run vodka power and borrow groove wit
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>>582912795
MY FUARKING HERO
ADMIRE TERRA
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>>582911363
>Dad: "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
>Son: "Dad, I'm over here".
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>>582911885
>/uma/chill is free use
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>>582912881
Autis/uma/, brick-182, umadash all need to update their banners
also clubs who doesnt even have one clearly don't care about us and shouldn't be treated as /uma/ clubs
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>>582913267
It's a hard agree. She's so dogshit for stamina that her 2 GUTS points actually makes you ending with more GUTS than STA lmao. Maybe scramble is enough?
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>>582911885
>Free Entry
Why not just absorb the Calumet niggas instead of letting outsiders into /uma/ clubs
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>minnie hawk
should have called her Mike
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>>582913472
>>582913310
umama...
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>>582913636
>minnie mike
I don't get it
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>>582913469
Honest question, how are they any different from non /uma/clubs?
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>>582913472
>implying Mambo doesn't need to update as well
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>>582913720
Oh Dober you big silly
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Hello /uma/
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I love my genius wife!
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>>582913721
They're the official /uma/ free use club
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>>582913767
Isnt it fitting?
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>>582913721
It's a B club so nobody cares, I doubt most B clubs are actually /uma/ only
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>>582913160
I remember being approached by them long ago, but it seems they disbanded
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thank you anons, I've been part of many generals and they were all dogshit and full of hateful retards. /uma/ is the first one that's welcoming, fuill of good people and a joy to be in
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>>582913767
they're always getting crucified it fits
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*eats your joy and people*
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>>582913767
>67
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Should I stop leeching Mambo to leach Tamalove instead?
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World ... is strong ...
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>>582913176
>just realized after checking chrono we have 4 +0 toreinas
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>>582913976
kys
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>>582913976
need this haru to sit on my face so bad
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>>582911885
>dicksword
>optional
whoa, so this is the tranny clique that i've heard so much about
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>>582914176
Yes
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good morning
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>1 stamina card
>not enough stamina
>2 stamina cards
>too much stamina
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>>582914297
Your sparks?
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>>582913976
I would've agreed if this was 2025 /uma/ when everyone was happy and full of hope, not the dogshit 2026 /uma/.
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>>582914098
I hope not
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>>582914297
one stamina card + stamina sparks?
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>>582914297
and they tell you late surgers are good!!!
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>>582914379
>>582914413
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>>582914297
just run 2 and lowroll
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>>582914413
Fuck she's cute
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>>582913976
you clearly don't come here often
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>>582913976
is this your first week here or something
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>>582913976
Lmao
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>>582914290
heyy....
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Go to any of the MMO generals and you will have a bigger and deeper appreciation for this place. This place is actually small time compared to internet feuds that have been lasting for years because everyone uses the same names in every game they play and recognize each other.

Uma doesn't have a giant chart with everyone's IRL face next to their character portrait.
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>>582913214
What makes me think she disappears is how she behaves during her career.
There is a scene where your character "dreams" or something like that where she cannot find Aston Machan anywhere while he was on a train.
She also says during the sea calling event that as long as trainer is on her side, "she will not disappear".
In the end of this event she talks about how her story doesn't end here, and so she doesn't die.
There isn't anything really pointing out that she's for "you" but rather "you" are her best fan. I dunno about her onsen event, but the feeling i got is how the player is doing everything he can to make her relevant and he is an artist, who can draw comics and make dolls.

She really doesn't care about you and she's mostly focused on herself, not telling you so much about her except her dream, until Hishiama(SEXOOOOO) comes in.
But still the sea event comes and she doesn't seem to change that much, she's more open for sure.
Compare it with other umas who are for (you)
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>>582913976
I'm glad you're able to touch and see the magic of /uma/ and why we stay in this place. From June 2025 up to February 2026 were the best periods to be here. It was truly magical, it was something else.
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Baby making breeding sex with umas.
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>1 stamina card
>other stats go down the shitter
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>>582915012
dibs on dia-chan
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brown
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You had sex with Still last night, right?
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>>582914935
>Uma doesn't have a giant chart with everyone's IRL face next to their character portrait.
uhhh any examples maybe? From which generals to go to? That's fucked up
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>>582911885
>/UMA/chan, not an /uma/ club
>/uma/chill, free entry club, is an /uma/ club
>dicksword clubs, being contrary to 4chin's culture, are /uma/ clubs
Why is that?
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>>582913976
Do not post that image again if you know what's good for you
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>>582915058
God Almighty
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this general is chill as long as you don't give a fuck about the club drama that a few people try to force
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>>582914935
bwo this is scary stuff
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>>582915184
nice try /uma/ chanfag. we know you're also a dicksword club with ties to VFniggers
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>>582914935
If the avatarfags keeps on doing what they do there will soon be one
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>>582915184
if you've ever tried to get conversations going within the club chat you know that its a massive pain in the ass. And its not like it was imposed to the club as much as there were several, around half of the club was interested at the time and wanted it to happen.
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>>582915137
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>>582913976
you are welcome
Now I will masturbate to Urara's fat ass
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>>582914935
You may laugh at this but we umafags have it REALLLLY good next to the state of other games and communities. Not only 4ching but overall, its insane how bad the entire online gaming sphere is right now.
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>>582915182
I already spoke too much because if I give you actual intricate details im gonna fucking sniped from one of those regulars because of course mmo players are on their phones during grinds. Just apricate the fact nobody knows who anyone is because of how dog shit the communication system is in this game.

>>582915305
Not really because half of them are fake and shitposts.

>>582915362
Doubt it. I don't even know who the fuck you guys keep bringing up are. Everyone just bitches about youtubers.
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>>582914935
/uma/ irl meet up when
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>>582914943
You're right about it not being explicitly romantic because that's not the main foil. I'm mainly talking about how the interactions change from after the beach scene and how she views (you). Machan torena is by far the most devoted I know of and I don't view it as "remember machan because she's gonna die" but "remember machan because she's the greatest". I think it's easy to get tripped up on the references on the irl horse since the owner and the writers obviously wanted to include that but I see no reason to see Machan the uma disappear forever at least any time soon after the career.

You, again, are correct that there are several blatantly for (you) umas like Ardan or Nature but I think this one has a lot of nuance which is why I personally like her a lot. Another example is when she goes to your office during the fan event because she was feeling lonely and you just watch spy movies together. Maybe I'm misinterpreting it but I find it endearing
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>>582915417
That's hot
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>>582913976
For now...
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>>582914935
People here actually use the same names in diff games? I used to change my name here every month or so before chrono cucked me by starting to doxx previous names.
Now I get namedropped here occassionally and people recognise me which is something I would have rather avoided
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>>582915184
unironically club discords are not bad IF its opt in and most of the club wants it. if your club actually talks a lot its something to consider.
That being said, they can become a problem if your club is gay and leaks shit and dramaposts constantly.
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>>582915137
Yeah. I think I'm gonna have to wear shirts with collars and long sleeves for a while now...
>>582914290
good morning
i love you
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>>582915602
in the lond*n vip room
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so what are the veterans to use for front and late surgers this upcoming cm?
also does NSM work?
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>>582913976
Despite what everyone says and the constant shallow dramas. /uma/ is still one of the tame and good generals in this site
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My trainee is a slut and I love it
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>>582915748
Mambocchi...
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so when do late surgers become good
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Got 3 LB Air Groove from rolling for Brian Power
With Natie as a second wit, the difference between the two and Ramonu does not seem like it would be stark enough to warrant wasting the rolls, especially with the more universal Golds
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>>582915362
Don't look up the first posts with one of the avatarfag's friend code on this board.
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>>582915748
Oh no bro. You play a phone game and talk to nobody. Anonymous is gonna get you.
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>>582915748
>People here actually use the same names in diff games?
No. But my nick might be too common nowadays you'll easily see it in other generals
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>>582914996
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>>582915659
I spurted twice inside her tenga thanks to a kind nonny, wanted to do a third one but then I remembered I have to workout today so I stopped
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>>582915748
Some people do that, so they can recognize across games until it bites in the ass. Then they start doing the anti-schizo measures they should've been doing from the start.
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>leaks
I'll never fucking understand the concept of this being a "drama." It's not like there's some kind of a guild pvp or something where you can sabotage your guild by leaking the battle plans or something. Why the fuck do you care?
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>>582914935
That's why you lurk an MMO general for at least 2 months to see how they ebb and flow, you got Into that chart yourself.
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I hate all of you and my waifu is better than yours. Suck my dick if you disagree. 7 and you're all gay.
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>>582915602
Its already hard as fuck to find likeminded people in my country. That said I would gladly go to an animecon with others, or people from here.
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Hey at least we don't have people shitposting with their snake or talking about sucking their cat off and how if it wasn't for their cat they'd off themselves.
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>>582915828
The inherits for fronts this cm are
accels- seiun and kitasan black
velocities- nyopera o, bourbon valentine, commander spe, og bigwa, fuji kiseki, og mackie
many options but focus the two accel inherits in Kitasan and Seiun Sky
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>>582915972
Especially when we have things like >>582911885 where there's some pretend solidarity going on where it's this general vs outsiders but once you talk about 1 thing that's going on supposedly "closed doors", everyone's an enemy?
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>>582916072
Why
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>>582916072
why did my paizuri slave assault my face-sitting mistress
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>>582916134
Troon moment
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>>582916148
>>582916173
Off to Germany!
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>>582915602
u**&** is meeting up again for the LA event last time we met up was at the AX VIP room
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>>582915870
Greetings my fellow whites
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>>582916134
Wouldn't the barbs on the cat's penis cut their mouth and cause infections?
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>>582915850
when the alien comes out.
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>>582916234
That was /kspg/ and it was banned years ago.
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>>582915823
really
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>>582916134
That's a massive Larp, cat dick is not enjoyable to suck at all, anybody saying they enjoy it and did it more than just one time to try it is lying
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>>582914935
>"this can't be true"
>go to wow forever general
>the third post is what it seems to be a namefag tier list
You know what, you're cool /uma/
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just got a food energy event twice in a career when my energy was full
im melting
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If uma rape is so bad why does it feel so good?
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>>582916491
damn you dont wanna see inside the ffxiv general
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>>582915850
they already are but arima kinen is just not the one
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>>582915850
>eishin speed
>groove wit
Now bro
Go roll
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>>582916491
it's sloptubers
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The only real drama chance we had was autis/uma/ being close to deranking, but they shot up 70 ranks since yesterday
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>>582916491
>there are actual people playing wow retail minus
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>>582915827
Cancelled after you know who baited anons
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>>582910342
holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>582915870
>unemployed
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Seven
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>>582916682
Ryan danchou is so deranged that it makes me want to support him
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/uma/ is normalgroid central most of the faggots here have only been here for a 1 year
when you experience the rest of the website you can talk about how "shit" /uma/ is
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>>582913976
>>582914935
Funny enough even though we're like this and a big general I think we're still more welcoming than /v/ma since most of the time I went there they're having a melty, blaming us for something or just telling everyone else to fuck off.
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7 for lewd blessings
4 for a darker tomorrow
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>>582916448
Hokko Tarumae stole her man. Can't blame him either.
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>>582916827
There are anons here who have never read Holes.
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Which one should I get after unlocking Maruzensky?
My penis says Fuji Kiseki but my heart says Digitan.
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>>582915748
I am not cringe so people never mention me
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the "drama" here is literally just the same boring shit repeated over and over again with no end in sight. it's never anything actually horrible, it's just tiring how much some of (you) people care about highschool drama
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>>582916961
If you're into frontfaggotry you'll be getting fuji for the upcoming sprint and dirt mile cms
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>>582916961
Go with your heart, always.
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/uma/ is nice and I spend a lot of time here. Only time I go to /v/ is for Zelda Girl Saturdays
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>>582916448
*mwah* *smooch* *head pats*
good girl
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>>582916827
This is the first general I've been on, other than reading the Overwatch general a couple times a week a few years ago
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the only drama adjacent thing i care about is when people start posting shaft
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Her father is a wonderful man
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>>582917039
I never went to high school
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that uma you posted?
she isn't that big, that is offmodel
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>>582916645
The 9000 bmi femlala strikes again.
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>>582917246
MY FUCKING UMADOL
GOING TO THE FRONT LINES
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>other places are bottom of the barrel dogshit so what if we're very slightly less worse
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>>582917238
I'm her daddy
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>>582916448
yes
Wuv you lots.
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you guys ever wonder about what’s underneath tazuna’s hat
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>>582917392
but enough about your club
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what up my wiggas
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>>582917392
If you stay on your meds we can actually stay better.
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>>582916682
The /uma/ Club civil war was promised to me 3000 years ago
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>>582917457
She's bald
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>>582916827
I've been on 4chan since 2005 and played a lot of MMO's. I had to deal with these trannies for a long time.
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>>582917392
We're not even "slightly less worse". I'd say we're normal or even the better side
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>>582916282
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>582917392
other generals dont have anything as funny as the pirateposting incident yesterday going on
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>>582917546
hmm…
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>>582917605
The what
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>>582917392
>very slightly
If /uma/ has 200 posters and 5 of them are bad apples
MMO threads have 100 posters and 120 are bad apples counting their double personalities and alts
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>>582917726
Me on the left
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kingdom hearts villain
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>Rank 289 Mambo
how do they keep doing it
why haven't they died
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>>582917757
>he doesn't know it
anon...
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>>582917689
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tag yourself, I'm the weird little absurdly pale one
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>>582917757
Yarharhar matey I'm here to catch you up
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>>582916682
Ryandanchou threatened us by bringing Ryan to kiss us if we didn't double our earnings
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>>582905167
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>>582917440
<3 thank you..

>>582917218
ehehe...
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>>582917978
why is vodka's dad so much cuter than dasca's dad
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>>582918069
yarr
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>>582917757
>>582849447
Start reading from there
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>>582918112
Me on the right
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>>582918185
I'd like to rot in her locker
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ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED
WHAT IF EVERYONE THINKS WE'RE DATING
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>>582918193
Oh is that why everyone kept saying yarr?
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>banners with luna tanooki
Based
>banner without Luna
Cringe

Simple as that
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>>582918246
holy fucking SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX OYAKODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>582918351
yurr
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>>582918297
yeah? in spite of the language barrier taiki is one of the most calculated and intelligent trainees
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>>582918351
Yarr
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>>582909824
sure if youre still looking
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>>582918104
coolness runs in the family. tachytachy is not cool and thus daisca isn't either.
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>>582918507
omg newcutie
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>>582918351
That was something Umama said in a leaked chat a while ago before the pirate meme. But it was inspiration for the pirate meme
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>>582918097
<3 have a good day!
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january is a fucking bloodbath
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>>582918507
i feel the pain in this image
is that a deboofer tachyon or are you going for an ace
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>>582918705
>V uma
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>>582918705
>gyaru banner
why
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>>582918716
Trying to get all of these.
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>>582918507
don't you worry, bwo
looping is especially difficult if you're starting out
look at it this way, you already have a hefty amount of decent white skills on your 2* power suzie. Even if you were aiming for stam, you can still make this pivot as a looping great-grandparent into maru, the other parent, and another uma.
don't stress too much on getting 3*s, as they will come eventually with the development of your deck and your parents
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>>582918297
>IF
>THINK
Unless it's Urara, you are 100% dating your trainee
And even then, I'm sure there are people that would date Urara too
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>>582918705
Isn't City basically free? Why are you rolling for her
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>>582918778
because I want helios, jordan, and palmer
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>>582918705
>he didnt get spooked by jordan and city
just be lucky like me and save carrats
>>582918791
good luck bwoski
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Daiwa or Bakushin guts for sprint CM borrow slot?
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>>582918664
aw, already...?

but you too, anon.
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>>582918835
Sir, the job title says "trainer", not "boyfriend".
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>>582918815
wait, fuck, it was 2* speed. nvm
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>>582918869
Not that anon but I'm doing the same thing because while I do have Gold City, I don't have Palmer, Helios, or Jordan and I want all of them. I know it's not guaranteed but I'm hoping for 2 out of 3
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>>582918297
>wit bonus 10%
>friends with THE meisho doto yet doesnt get abused
hm........ I think.... I think I'm nyoticing.....
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>>582918705
same gwother
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Whoever programmed the RAM management system of Android 16 needs to be raped daily for a year with a thick dry brush in the ass.
How the fuck am I "out of memory" to run the game with 9gbs available?
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>>582918976
yeah, i got a laundry list of stuff to do today, so i wanna get started early. then i can slack off for the rest of the day!

wuv you
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>>582918982
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>>582919156
just download more ram
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Still looks really good naked
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how would you know
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>>582918815
laurel and laurelposters owe me sekkusu
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>>582918982
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>>582919036
Yeah I'm thinking about rolling for Palma and Helios too, feel like I might be tempted to roll on Helios early and not get Palma tho
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>>582919326
I've seen her naked
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>>582919147
>100 pulls
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>>582918945
im borrowing the zepyhr guts card when that comes around because i have groundwork sparks
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>>582919352
You should've been here 8 hours ago then when that succubus was in every other post.
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>>582919147
Dont do it...
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>>582918705
Don't roll for Fatties
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>>582918945
Bakushin speed
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>>582918835
But City calls her trainer lame, stupid and hopeless though
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>>582918982
>muh urara daughterino
>>582918982
>muh no grooming

American hours are really bad
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>>582919651
I call Umama that too but I like him
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I can't believe she, of all umas, would do this to me
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Mommy Hello
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>>582917135
>Zelda Girl Saturdays
what the hell is that?
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>>582919860
thats fake news, Taiki would never rape
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Taiki is a Sprinter
Sprint is a wit distance
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>>582919860
anon... why didn't you just hug her?
You should know it would end like this
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>>582918642
yurrr
eughhhh
rotting
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uh oh... sure this was just a trial run to see how it went but I was not expecting to not reach the minimum stats in every single stat...

any advice to build kita for the next CM anons? I don't think my deck can get much better than that, did I just have a super lowroll or is it really over?
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>>582919539
Curse my need to sleep.
I will have to redouble my efforts.
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>>582919651
Yes, she does. Notice how girls always say whatever they mean, and mean whatever they say? Gold City ESPECIALLY
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>>582920085
drop light hello for one more speed card
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Not sure what she meant about this, but doto told me to not worry about it, so I think I'm fine!!
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>>582919878
paizuri
buttjob
blowjob
thighjob
nakadashi with kissing
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If I learn a skill, does that prevent support cards from giving me that hint? I know inspiration can still give me hints on skills I've learned though.
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>>582920287
Yes
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>>582920231
isn't LH essential to have a good run? See ya later also seems pretty strong... I have not tried without her in GL but might aswell give it a go I guess
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>>582920085
the deck is good enough
press speed harder
get lucky
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>>582919950
Saturday Evening Zelda Girls Thread.
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sex seven
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>>582920103
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>>582920252
>might
im too sick to jack off stop posting my wife
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Finally back home after work. Time to fantasize about meeting SiL poster at Uma Live and hope it's not umama
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The last two threads were just schizo posting hate, a love telenovela and ERP between these TWO, pirate posting was the best thing to happen here in a long time, then the TWO literally had sex in the thread
/uma/ is alright despite never talking about the game this general could be infinitely worse, I will still come here for the keiba and rare fun posting
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>>582920267
No pussyjob?
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so what did we learn?
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Become Symboli
Become Puppy
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>>582920393
at the end of the day LH is a really bad card, as long as you get the two skill point songs and reach your stat goals you will get a good uma
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>>582920582
Everyday is the same but worse
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I haven't started training aces yet, are most of you fuckers doing 3 spd/2wit? or are you slotting in a stamina card, instead?
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>>582920582
anons no longer care about the game
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>when you're having a nice discussion about sex with your trainee and the yurifags show up
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watching this daiwa oshi sloptuber getting 4 boots vodka and having to pity was entertaining. misery does like company indeed
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>>582920085
I still dunno how people manage to play GL with 2 Speed cards only, I'd try 3 Speed if you have the Stam sparks for it
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my creek? super
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Become Mejiro
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>>582920582
I will seriously consider skipping the scenario before dropping 400 on the banner for GM
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>>582920531
>these TWO
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>>582920859
I do have like 16 stam sparks available, but fronts need 1000 stam + 1 gold this cm to survive 1 murmur, with no stam card I cant even get close...
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>>582920710
I am gonna slot in Kris S for my Dia
One of my aces is gonna be Creek so I'm gonna raw dog it with 3spd 2wit + stam sparks
Not sure who my 3rd will be
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>>582920379
So if there's a lot of hints I need from a card, I should learn the skills as fast as possible?
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>>582920878
>on the banner for GM
are you talking about Ramonu or the GM pal/group card (I forget which it is)that releases like a month after the scenario begins?
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>>582921180
Might be a good strategy if you get lucky with hints
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>>582920534
I would be not able to resist sticking it inside of her
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>>582919651
EXACTLY!
Thank you, goddess falco, for understanding that my trainee does NOT want to umapyoi me. I mean, look at this shit. Isn't she basically mocking the fact that women don't normally want me to look at them? Isn't she cruel? I hate this bitch so fucking much
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>>582920267
this but anal
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why are there still no good sprint great grandparents
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>>582921035
eh depends on how lucky you get on the downhills. 900 + Gold is good enough imo, then you can get a white recovery or the green Stam skills to be safe from Murmurfags
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>>582921378
bc the sprinter pool is too paper fucking thin
and that is when you add in umas who have B sprint
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arima rooms are disheartening
if you meet at least one debuffer running 3 aces you lose 90% of the time
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>>582921586
that's why I need great grandparents so I can make good grandparents so I can spend 9001 runs mutating my parent
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCHPbBUzPRU
Yuuki Kana is too damn cute
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>>582921106
let me know how it goes, diachad. most of my runs have been utter shit since last week, and i need a reminder that it's just me being a bad torena
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Is red Teio a good parent?
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>>582921963
she's 13
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settle down, nigga.
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>gold city
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>>582921683
the only 3* sprint uma i have is a late-surger focused inspo
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>>582921963
I'll make her one
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>>582922108
READ THE CONVERSATIONS
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>>582922160
>fukutard
>bakushit
nyo
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>>582922108
Why is she so mean to me...
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Why did Aoi not give me her Subdued Front skill? Was it because I did the last date after URA started?
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>>582922118
hngh~
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>>582922076
Would an umadol really say this?
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>>582921378
Bakushin!?
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>>582922273
Agemasen skill I think
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Has anyone else noticed Bakushin is kinda hot and has nice tits?
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>>582922273
you got unlucky
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anyone have a list of good parents for the sprint cm?
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>>582920710
2 speed 1 stam 2 wit is the way amigo
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>>582922118
*smooch*
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>>582922486
Yeah, damn it. I really don't want to go back to looping parents for this.
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Meisho Tabaru will win, mark my words
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>>582922526
i think she's kinda dummy thicc with nice pits
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>>582922587
mummy creek and nishino for pacechuds
cheer halo and OG maru for late/endchuds
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>>582922623
why are you looping subdued fronts
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>>582922772
Is spe or inari any good
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>>582922865
Because I want it?
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>>582922871
Spe is good in bed
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>>582922426
I'm not an umadol but if I was I'd probably say stuff along those lines, yeah.
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mennnnnn
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>>582918705
Use your crystals bwo
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>>582922979
does shion fuck her male torena?
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>>582922935
that wasn't the question
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>>582922913
Why do you want it tho, you'll just use it on debuffers and it's easy to get from debuffer cards
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>>582922871
to inherit? not really. You could run inari as an ace tho, ends are pretty decent as spurt is live
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>>582923059
It's because my best cards are >>582918507 and this is my parent.
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>>582922996
hoarder bro... i kneel...
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>>582922979
That's not dober.
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>>582923023
idk
but I do, if that counts.
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post something angry
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>>582922118
in a public bathroom
in a gas station
in a public park
in a car
in a clothes store dressing room
in every room at the hotel
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>>582918705
my own marathon starts in two weeks
My heart is not ready, I should not be pulling this much
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>>582922913
you might want to just borrow a summer golshi with those skills on it rather than waste time loopin reds. Your time as a newbwo is better spent looping ace skills
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>>582923179
call her orfevre by accident and she might as well become a dober towards you
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WHERE IS BAKER SAN
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>>582923127
Is this a parent for debuffers or an Ace parent
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>>582923376
sorry, he's still sucking my dick. i'll try to cum quicker
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up your ass
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>>582923376
>not even page 6
>more than 50 images till image bump limit
retard
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I would be top half in /uma/ club but I'm stuck being danchou for A+
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I'm not baking
You're on your own
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please stop talking about sucking dick and taking cock.
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>>582923350
the difference here is that shion would just tell you to fuck off instead of whining about it like bell-chan.
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>>582923630
DANCHOU THIS ONE
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>>582923630
Mambwo...
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>>582923630
Disgruntled ex-Danchuds are perfect for /Uma/Club though
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>>582923660
dirty whore
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>>582923596
oh NOW you care about image limit
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>>582923376
I kinda forgot I'm baking usually and I'm in bad mood but HERE
>>582923784
>>582923784
>>582923784
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>>582923630
Tyler...
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>>582923310
this must be an edited image. how are you going from 98k carats on VInes, doing 200 pulls and still having 96.7k carats three weeks later for CB Turbo?
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>>582923906
there's a shitton of gibs around that time, which helps.
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>>582923239
Vivlos would never...
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>>582923381
Debuff of course. What else could it be?
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>>582924690
then you don't need a good parent, just get the skill from your Supp cards and Summer Golshi borrow
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>>582924885
Yes but I'm not getting any hints at all.
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>>582920582
despite /uma/ is full of schizo and gaslighters, it's still the best general out there
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>Drop LH for 1 run
>Most miserable run I have had in GL
Yeah, not doing this again
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>>582925285
They are not that important, just get Keen Eye and Dom 564 combo and treat everything else as a bonus.
This is my debuffer, she does not have a ton of white skills and does fine.
Use the Wit Rudolph R card if you have it
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>>582926000
Won't Keen eye get in the way of Dominator? Am I just rolling for either or with 564?
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>>582929525
For a Long CM yeah you just get Dom, my bad I was still thinking about the Med CM since I'm not building a Deboofer for Long
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>no one has Ancestors and guides in their plans
Nyotising
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>>582910591
Her story has underdog potential



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