Prev: >>583092073>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
THIS OOOOOOOOONE>>583112850very cute!
Join umatism2 spots, everyone welcomeno score requirements just have /uma/ in your profile and do a daily run
I dont particularly care for shipping the umas with each other but cute art is cute art
>>583113054>no image it's over isn't it
This one
>>583113054u should attach a pic for personality
Are you ready for cocktober?
>my trainee showed up with another man
I wanted to post in the Bobo titty thread...
>my trainer showed up with another man
>>583113054Why have I seen so many shitter clubs recruiting this month? Did your Danchous finally wake up and kicked the leeches or did your top earners grow some balls and left for an A+ club
>>583113215This would happen to Falco.
>>583113167There'll be other opportunities to show off Bobo's big bust
No one ever talks about how King is the perfect rape materialLiterally made to be pinned down and dick downed while she's angry until she submits
58% complete:https://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsR
>>583113239her fault for not being into (You) at all during her careerit was an ok read but def didn't have the BEST time
>>583113245Fat umas...
>my trainer showed up with another man>he is so hooooot daaaamn
>>583113256that's dober, actuallykingu will say "baka! if you wanted to fuck me, all ypu had to do was ask. now... make love to me properly!"
>>583113274awful
>>583113313when will we get an uma like this
>rape rape rapeShut the fuck up and be a normal personLearn normal sex
I'm such a fat fucking chud
>>583113407>normal sexboring
7 and i rape your oshi
>>583113407what if I don't want to have sex with my uma, what if I don't consent?
I'm dissapointed in /uma/
4 and you just kill yourself you disgusting nigger
Gay umas
>>583113435It's okay. Just eat less for a while
>>583113436I think Taiki would really appreciate tender normal vanilla sex with lots of kissing and hugging and rubbing and whispering of sweet nothings
>>583113435>currenwhore_retardedrunning.webm
>>583113436taiki would NYEVER say this she clearly is into hugging and mating press
>>583113436I think taiki enjoys rough, bruising sex they way them hillbillies like it
Without cover!
>>583113435fuck my fat chungus life
0 and maya gets raped by the resident fat ojisan of /uma/, and mayafag can do nothing but watch from the cyck commentary table
the greeks were fucking geniuses they knew women are incapable of love but they're necessary, just marry a bitch and impregnate her to pass down your genes then surround yourself with cute girls (male) that will love your cock and share your interest living the good lifeumamusume pretty derby i was late to the gay thread
why do pinoys and other monkeys insist on calling burubon bobo
wahey
>>583113767spell her name in japanese
>>583113767It's funny
>>583113765anyway I main fronts btw not sure if that matters
>>583113828heychu~
Did Umamusume cure your depression?
>>583113767i'm fucking sick of those shitskins. can we not mention them at all? that entire races desrves to be nuked to the ground and forgotten about. they already attentionwhore enough on other corners of the intternet, why the fuck can't they stay clear of this place?
>>583113765today you cannot do that because society treats teen like "kids" or "child" while they're something different.Fucking retarded are making teens violent pests on purpose
>>583113881I think if it did you should be sectioned
dead threaddead gamedead general
>>583113765>>583114003an entire ideology based off of the desire for free sex with people who cant say no. It's really pathetic
>>583113876wah!!!!!
Why did you even ask me then
>>583113881No, but I now smile daily when Acute Wonder greets me.
>>583114239i love her smile
>>583114220>who can't say no???
guess i got a GP for blaze brian now
>>583113685Now she can no longer get married
>uma db crashed right when I'm using it. gay as FUCK
>>583114239
>>583113767>burubonlol
Mihomo Bourbon
>>583114220mute and paralyzed?
>>583114220but enough about umas and human men
today is the day i get agnes digital from legend racesbut i already got spooked by her halloween alt
thai ming
>>583115143stam + long does not exist </3
LITERALLY impossible to find a shakur in the event. stupid bitch. doto is right beating her up
I saw a really fat cafe ass on the TL
>>583115439the cosplay one?
>dont call her agnes broMeanwhile >curren>kitasan>oguri
>>583115439this one?
HAHHAHAAHAHAHA MY FEELINGS ARE REDEEMED BITCH
>>583115537what is it nonny
>>583115516yes>>583115451It was the one above
>>583115537do not redeem sir
I laugh and slap my belly every time an uma eats a lot and gets fat
>>583115560oh
>>583115612
I get a throbbing erection and start jerking off when an uma eats a lot and gets fat
>there's going to be actual competition for the top 4 spots in the club this monthnooooo I wanted to carry again...
every time i see the fat falco image i am filled with the need to facefuck that fatty
did they just give up
>>583115821OHNONONONONO VODKABROS
>>583115537What is this schizo going on about?
why even bother
>>583115821I dont know what you're on about bro
I like how Tabaru got Nr13 at bogchamp, Japan truly is cursed
hashire hashire umamusume
>>58311629613 is my lucky number let's go
>>583113571Showering and lots of water fixes it for me
Reminder:Coke Zero acts as a zero-calorie stomach cleaner. It helps digestion, so gulp it down with some big macs on the side!
>4000 bond left to reach lvl 11 with Vodka>Even with the bond boost I'd have to clank 167 runsThe team trials will for sure reduce that down noticeably but still
>>583116494Almost had me in the first half ngl
>>583116494Coke zero without the big Mcqueen is okay tho
>>583116494but this is true, I have 3 cans of coke zero a day and feel great
I didnt realize how hopelessly outmatched my parents are for CM20, I have insane parents for mile and medium and you dont even need sprint parents but I have fuckall for long parents
fitting
>>583116667long parents are just medium parents (18 stam) in GLdistance spark is optional
i made my aces with absolute mid tier 7* parents and they are doing fine
>>583116648teiobro...
I want to put my cock inside Cheval, Vivlos, Verxina, Gentildonna and Win Variation, in that order, and then rank their umankos.
Raisu
>>583116848What style and statline? If I may ask
>buy flights>can't copy paste temp email into checkout form>carefully type it out>checkout>don't get a booking confirmed page>don't get a booking confirmed email>no way to confirm I didn't typo my emailumas for this feeling
>>583116648>3 cans Same, but I drink like 1.5L bottle a day sometimes more
>>583116648
>>583117010fucking lmao
>>583116494was peat retarded? aspartame legit makes me feel like shit
>>583116995ill just post em ig
>>583117216You are a stronger man than I am. I gave up trying to make Claw Forward work in GL. Thanks.
dramma?
and bassa
Diabetes
>>583117010>temp email for flight ticketsactual paranoid schizophrenic hahaha retard
pretty much the perfect run, only... hmmm, something is missing...(she's still winning in rooms)>>583117216oh I would lose to this though for sure
fuck the bassa
Why is the PC client so fucked?>Fullscreen randomly shits itself and either doesn't stretch the contents at all or stretches them too hard>External links to cygames are zoomed in 5000x
>>583117439currensorella...
>>583117439dramama yarr
>wondering if I should run creek for homestretch or marvey for THH parent hints>Remember I spooked a bamboo muteki copy some time agoThank you so much yaeno memory
uma is a perfect ipad game the only time i actually launch the steam version is to buy the piggy pack
Tachyon LOVE
>>583117954don't ruin it for yourself by trying hachimi on pc, playing this game on my phone feels like slow motion now
Tachyon INDIFFERENCE
>>583118024cheating is cringe
>>583118024>don't ruin it for yourself by trying hachimi on pci wont i'd like to keep my account unbanned
>>583118043Tachyon is great and cuteLife is good
smart roundcon
Feeding Doto
Good morning...
boo
>>583118349Mornin' dude
>>583118349I switched to instant coffee since the real one got too expensive and honestly there's no difference
>>583118447
>>583118561
Bros I need grandparents but I'm so lazy to jump through hoops to get commander spechud... I still haven't start Suzuka's story...
speaky
>>583118628>>583118561>>583118447Post the webm. Its cute
>>583118628
>>583116494For me it's pepsi. With sugar.
>>583112850Umasumi is looking for 1 memberAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or flatlining>15 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>Will change to 20 million if A clubs runs out of TP or burnout>No begging for sashes play the game or use independent training to farm it for you>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes, dont ask for sash.>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>583112850gay gay homosexual gayumamusume
>>583118510Were you drinking bottom shelf Folgers or made your coffee more milk and sugar than actual coffee? Because yeah then I'd believe it
>>583116494>>583117171Higher intake of diet food is associated with increased diabetes likelyhood as artificial sweeteners still cause a rise in insulin levels but without the accompanying rise in blood sugar it's designed to counteract, causing insulin resistance which leads to diabetes
>>583118817>>5 days of inactive login or flatliningWhy am I getting punished for cygames being jews and making a retarded system that rewards not logging in for 5 days?
how is diabetes even realjust don't eat shit food
>>583118869>more milk and sugar than actual coffeeBut it's way more delicious that way!
>>583118869cafe is scary
steamy orenji...
>>583118510Fucking Tachyon in front of Manhattan Cucké
>>583118510Fucking Manhattan Cafe in front of Agnes Cuckyon
>>583118917>losing 500+ carats in daily activity rewards to shift the target of free pulls you were getting anyway to maybe get an uma you can just ticket a month laterbeyond bricked
umayuru tomorrow?
>>583118058>>583118115>mobile monika
>>583118997We fucked
umafuck sexual uma
umamusumes like training
>>583119138>500+ carats in daily activity rewardsand you're losing 7.5k carats if you don't
FINALLY STAM LONG BUT FUCKING DOGSHIT except wit ig could be wors eBUT FUCK
>>583119305>sparking for an umaeven further beyond
>>583118946Maybe you just never got to try proper good coffee, people assume all coffee is bitter, overly roasted earthy robusta blends. My gf was the same before I converted her, it's surprisingly common.But hey if you want to drink essentially a coffee flavored milkshake that's fine, don't let me harsh your mellow.
obobas...
/uma/
>>5831189767 and sex with orenji.
Need Groove sex
>>583119702Orenji wife
>>583119460there is nothing wrong with this image. in fact, pisa should be rewarded for going all the way with assisting her dear torena
>>583119343even if you aren't sparking it's still more worthwhile. You use those 50 pulls on a support cards you'll end up with a 0LB SSR. You turn them to uma banner and you're halfway to a spark with even bigger chance of either getting spooked by Kita/Diamond or other 3* uma. From a newfag perspective it seems like an even better option when you think about it
eat victory pizza
>>583119467uma rape is realyou have to believe me
Coffee is good for you
>>583119941Bending Nishino over the coffee table and fucking her.
>>5831198151-3, you only get paizuri4-6, blowie7, missionary8, cowgirl9, doggy0, threesome with any grooveling of your choosingdubs and you get the any of the previously stated number, but with all of the groovelings
I'm not good at this game anymore. Got six plats, but haven't got one in months. Almost didn't make it to finals last time.
>>583119869>mares are not safe>stallions are not safe eitherWhat am I supposed to do
>>583119941taking the coffee, splashing it on furawa's shirt, forcibly taking it off of her, and raping her over the counter
>>583120046we all wash up eventually
>>583119941Is Nishino noticing I'm peeking at her flat cleavage...?
>>583112850Casual B+ club ButtSweat is recruiting again, two spots left.No quota, doing dailies regularly is enough. It's a pretty good place to settle down.If you need to be away for some time just say so in the chat. Leaving for 5 specific days is totally fine tooReply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
>gaze on me>basically seducing their trainers>goldship>seducingThis is so wrong
>>583120075embrace ningen
>>583120198>implying
>>583120192
>>583119996roll
>>583120192Don't forget that when Goldship takes off the retard hat she's a bombshell.
>>583120234you saw nothing
>>583120308This isn't true.
>>583120308you can remove the hat but you can't remove the retard
>>583120192anon, what else did you think that valentine's date was?
umamusume is whores racing
>>583120484the only whore racing in this game is that harlot, c*rren chandid you know she wolds weekly "fan meetups" where she greets [spoilers]and fucks[/spoiler] every single one of her fans? that slut does all that but won't even put put for her poor torena*sigh*i just wish i could give him the kind of attention he deserves after all the cuckening that loosy goosy bitch puts him through
>>583120379girls are the cutest when they're retarded
smooching cb
>>583120604embarrassing post
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
Imagine how catty the girls at Tracen get when it's their collective time of the month.
>>583119298Does Pace Rulership sucks?
>>583120604>fucked up the spoiler tagKEKgo back, tard falcothis is a curren board
From tomorrow, JRA's Tracking System will add a flashing ring to the Fav or Favs
2 days left for half TPhow we holding up bwos
i like the umas
>>583119996roll!
why are fronts so powerful
https://x.com/Cl0xh43505Vt/status/2105820633565454632lazy faggot
>>583120361I saw her glorious ass hair tho
I don't like this team event.
>>583119996roll maybe i can temporarily delude that something wants to sex me
>>583120853Why not? I like and this time I am making the class of 97 as a thematic team
>>583119996https://files.catbox.moe/yyzugy.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qrcfo3.png
>Orders me to keep my hands on the wall while she reaches around and jerks me off all while whispering lewd stuff into my earUma for this?
>>583121052sirius but she's never gonna let you cum
>>583121048it doesn't work
>>583120778I don't. fucking hate 'em.
>>583121024I missed one day, and now feels like I don't have the points to get full rewards
Any A-A+ clubs still recruiting?163088935806
>>583121048>empty pages
>>583121139>>583121448>catbox fucking upwhat else is newhttps://imglink.cc/cdn/BDGXMluIQ_.jpghttps://imglink.cc/cdn/X15PbmNB6T.jpg
>>583118447https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLTNuGb2DTc
>>583121394Mambo
>>583121532Nattie sexo
>>583121532natie sexo
>>583121578fuck off we're full
>>583121394DNI THIS GUY WILL LEAK YOUR CLUB MESSAGES!>DNI THIS GUY WILL LEAK YOUR CLUB MESSAGES!DNI THIS GUY WILL LEAK YOUR CLUB MESSAGES!>DNI THIS GUY WILL LEAK YOUR CLUB MESSAGES!
i spend at least an hour a day thinking about fucking umamusumes
>>583121698oh yeah? here's my leak*spreads ass*
post something cute
>>583119815>>583121048>>583121532can you make a POV her stepping on you with disgust or superiority look?
>>583121698>leak>>583121394PLEASE join uma&co
>>583118712
>>583121747
>>583121778pokke WOULD say this.
i wish i had a teio face hugger
>>583118405spoopy
Ichiban!
>>583121698He never leaked anything from my club though
why did umama leave the shitposting club
>>583121539yep, that's my aiba
if i could have one minute sniffing an umamusume I'd never ask god for anything ever again
>uma&co kicked beanzrumao why though, is v that desperate to get umama back?
I love my genius wife!
>>583121982Inactive chats don't count! Or there was nothing to leak
>>583121394Reminder this guy is the anti-umamaHaving him will make your club safe
Sunday
>>583121797the hell is the last scene? It looked like the jockey got his foot crushed
Dolphin bros, who we buying from selector on anni?
>>583121394there are no more A-A+ clubs, but there could be with your helpjoin umatism
bros, I'm not doing too well... my stomach has been going all over the place all day, and nothing but water and shit comes out
>>583122182Depends on whether I get NY Dia from the free pulls and who I get spooked by while rolling for Cb and Kris
>>583122182Brushing up my parent stable. I got lb1 Ruby already, so thats pointless. Dont know what card to choose
>>583121678for now...
>>583121778
>>583122378>Temu OperaMeta bro...
>>583116494Fuck I forgot what it was about, I think it had to do with persimmons, but there was actually a case where he ingested something he wasn't supposed to but because he drank coke often it actually ended up saving him
>>583122182i'll buy it first and decide later
>>583122182uhhhhhhhhhh i’ll choose in the moment
>>583122434YES
>>583122182Christmas Daiwa maybe. Or Ardan. Either way an uma I want to have sex with
this bread will have nothing of particular interest.
morning /uma/odds keep sleeping until resetotherwise stay awake
stop giving me power long bobos
>>583122182halloween doto
>>583122182I'm buying sweet doto!
>>583122436Dunno what other uma I really want. I got most of them. Taishin refuses to come home (got both alts of her friends already), but I refuse to pay for her at this point.
>>583122529sweet, by e /uma/
>>583121698>>583122019>>583122080>>583122089sow good seeds you'll reap good deedssow good seeds you'll reap good deedsI cant take it anymore that my damn ign keeps being name dropped for the entire month that I just left on my own volition. I haven't done anything to Umama, V or uma&co. I think they were good guys regardless of the shitposting, they join my rooms and make good umas. I've clutched fans for the month that without me they're A rank. And this is what they give back to me. But all is well, I've gotten something even better, call me beanz, call me beans, call me beanzdelish afterwards for all eternity I don't care. With the 30 days at uma& co and 30 more rolls, and these 3 SSRs our karmas intertwined are no more. Sow good seeds and reap good deeds. Sow good seeds and reap good deeds. Thank you umama, thank you V, thank you uma&co for without you I wouldn't get Daiwa Scarlet that I've dearly wished for, you don't know how happy I am with getting her. I am so ecstatic. Sow good seeds and reap good deeds. With this we are done. Keep mentioning me or whatever I've gotten my karma for your actions. And you too, will get the karma for your actions.
comfy fridaythinking about him
>>583122182Summer goldshit, I was gaslit into thinking she wasn't useful and I borrowed her way more than dober, kita or alt opera
>>583122669die
>>583122434SEXOOOO
>>583122669>ITT things that will never happen to you
>>583122669>esl schizo babble>victim complex andygo eat your jollibee
>>583122669This is proof that our bullying works. Keep bullying the Uma&Co faggots and they will break and leave.Thank you for proving our efforts were not for nothing.
>HIM
>>583122019lmao
>>583122669congrats big fella idk what all the text attached to your image is about though
Me and my bitches i pulled by being autistic
>>583122656Christ I'd literally melt if I saw that irl
>>583122669
>>583122859stinkysexstinky
>>583122708?Golsneed is just for debuffers and TT scoreAnd you can get the TT score without her anywaysAnd the debuffers you make once can pretty much be reused for half a dozen cm
>>583122805shakur uses he/him? good for him i guess
>>583122669V is a faggot and he was the one shitposting about you though
>>583122669>V actually kicked beanz out because he believed the gaslight about beanz being the reason Umama leftHoly shit what a joke of a club
Kill yuricucks
>>583122669 (You)>>583121982 (You)>>583123004 (You)this is pathetic
>>583122669I like it when V gets away with it
>>583123068Live yuricucks. That's actually a funny image
sow good breads and you'll reap good butter
damn you can really tell when SEA comes back from work
>>583122901
This wouldnt have happened, if he joined the right Mambo from the start btw
>>583123084me too because there's more drama to be had
>>583123118>t.clanker
>>583123153the early morning SEA hours were actually Kinda Nice too. must've been a rough day for them.
drama...
>>583122669Should have just stayed bwo
>>583123178Dia's such a cock hungry slut. No, I don't want to marry Dia and her saggy tits!
>>583122669Someone post that I am kind Fine Motion webm
>>583123178
don't let him escape
>>583123395>ginger Cringe
>>583123068is it faggotry? yesis it funny? yes
>>583123358This one?
>my club has 6 different uma completionists
I'd Bobo sit on my face too
let this be a lesson to everyonei am your worst nightmaretread lightly.
>>583123645as in six people with one uma or one person with six umas
join /uma/ club
prepare for the thread to get exponentially worse over the next days
>>583123681>i am your worst nightmareYou're dying alone and unloved!?
How does Kitasan White unique work? Head she's good for pace chaser mains
>>583123887Why would that be the case
>>583123981A&S but for mediums, works on 1st to 3rd
>>583123986it'll be full of people not playing the game taunting people who are
My club? Comfy.
>>583123873>air groove https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12293985
>>583123820I have the only BWC out of all /uma/ posters and I have never been in the same club as umama
morning
Is it bad to run both front and runaway
>>583124038I wonder what Natie is reading.
>>583124140Fuck off, Taro
>>583124038Mambro...
>>583123552Yes that one
>>583124153She’ll discuss it with her friends later.
>>583124140
>>583124140Morning dude
>>583124179is this taro in the room with us right now?
>mr. npc
>>583124153Probably some cook book to make more food for her trainer
I won't fall for the CB propaganda.I won't fall for the CB propaganda.I won't fall for the CB propaganda.
>>583124020wtf, but hey its easy to do looks with her due to mile c
>>583124379
What the fuck is going on in this general
>>583124173
>>583124436I wish I never found out.
Must be rough using CB when she launches since CB is the only good end card launched so far
>>583124379It is a matter of time
>>583124436cbt
>>583124173someting wlong, tlaina?
>>583124436People posting ugly umas
can i quit the pokemon event after reaching SS there's no more rewards right?
ummmm so does this mean we're poaching one more guy this month?
>>583124146no if you know what you're doing
MR CB IS LOW KEY AUTISTIC
>>583124530No, continue racing
>>583124558if you kicked someone innocent yeah
If you're gonna post Mr CB images, can you pick ones with some actual good image resolution
>>583124646truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>583124672
no one actually likes shibi.
701996111869 any spots?
>>583124732Too big
>>583124789>yurislop
>here's my wife triple crown winner Mrs Mr Cock Ball
>>583124798i can kick one for you if you want
cb stands for crown (briple)he was destiend
>the adult male trainer urge to pet this child head and tell it's all right
Where were all these niggas last month when my club recruited for two weeks straight!!
>>583124173love her
there are closetted gays in here who dont know MR stands for mister
>>583124885a club?
>>583124379You are not immune.
Uma&co really is the most evil clubV should stay there so we can make fun of him
>>583125139DO NOT LOOK
dogshit hours
What uma has the best alt costume (including supports)
>>583125212Kill tomboyfags
>>583124961They're all from discord bwo...
>>583125259
>>583125071its A+ but not for socializing or anything not even exclusively people here, theres some chatter in clubchat sometimes though.
>>583112850Fuck yurifags
>>583125327>shitty dressNo
>>583125337hook me up mein brother
>>583125404pants are for men, anon
>>583125402no
Why are all the CB images being spammed for ants
>>583125402Faggot
>>583125445Stallions need to wear pants
>>583125453Holy FUCK
>>583125676>prostitute
>he finally got kicked
>>583125747
is the other CBchad here?
>>583125791Free agent time
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.>>583123674Cute.
>umadash didn't implodecurrenfags you lied to me
>>583125804Fine, fat prostitute
>he didn't complete the umadex
>>583125442i sent an invite, youre on cooldown though, its the rice club
>>583125884
>>583125442>spats
>>583126057Blasting inside Onepiece with my human cock
What is Flash good for other than making me cum?
>>583125259every single air groove alt is sex
>>583124961mambwo...
>>583126057>>583126106Making good foodKeeping your healthy, using the shit shelf
>>583126129No one like the witch alt
How is V so powerful? he got 2 people kicked already
>>583124153Swear like a Scottsman 101
>>583126197I do
>>583126204Who is V?
>>583125935park on my penis
>>583126165chevachi CUTE!
>>583125962I like the regional umadex more. It's more sovl, hope they'll release one
>>583126262the CP guy
I'm glad we're getting more Duramente content.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/poah1Cujnq4She's so cute.>>583126197I do. Spent 120 rolls to get it.
>>583126257
>>583126290>Gentilcuck
>>583126262How is V?
>trash posting steve
>>583125259Kingu Swimsuit is my favorite summer one, too bad there are no cards or model about it.
>>583125935Teio could never be this pretty
>>583126368Seek help
>>583126404
>>583126404cute dog
>>583126412Halo is shit
>>583126412We'll just have to her ourselves
>>583126576I would beg Shina on my hands and knees just for her to allow me to lick her clean
>>583126404https://x.com/Balltigerloveph/status/2105803058920014094I got botnetted
>>583126598
>>583126642getowend>>583126487cheva cute
>jp posting john sama
>>583125984i see>>583126056
my vivlsos figure arrived today
>>583126820...WELL?
Now post evil Cheval
>>583126820where is it bwo i wanna see her
>>583126638same
your uma is a NIGGER
supiki
Bed squeaking sweaty sex with Taiki Shuttle while she randomly says "Yee-Haw!"
sex with hags
>>583127109many are saying this
>>583127109>dried umankoNo
>>583126890Here is your evil Cheval bro
>>583112850First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 2 open slots this month.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day, you should reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>583127109i am saying this
>>583126576>Verxina frontNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>583126820cum on it
>>583127207thx, she looks moderately evil
>>583126129Easy to see why she has 11 kids
Nice, that's a new record for me
>>583127294If I hug Wonder Acute, she's going to notice my stiff cock pressing into her stomach...
>horse gold ship loves sex>uma gold ship wouldn't even give her trainer a quickieExplain
>>583126961>>583126872>>583127325NO
>>583127393>uma gold ship wouldn't even give her trainer a quickieYou didn't play her career
>>583127346Ugly mare
>>583127347Sex with boys (female)
>>583127109I constantly say this
this altaria deck is actually disgustingwho the fuck designed this and then made it a mission
>>583127369that's the point, she would love it
>>583127502god tora is such a silly god, always getting the best out of his dear wife
Are you excited for national Venus Park day on Sunday?
>>583127532There's no way granny is that lewd and horny for cock
the first day is always so beautifulit's like a prism
I love Dia
>>583127317she will be pace when I roll for hergold version of groundwork on her is sexy tho, just like she is
>>583127571think again
>>583127615How many dates with Dia until she starts asking for sex?
>>583127581Mambwos...
SP- specialty priority- skill point- Solid Preparationbravo
>>583127775how about you- suck (my) penis
>>583127418That's a cute fig, anon
>>583127418The Vivlos on the Dostoevsky is a funny combo
ace on my face
>>583127775>specialty priorityI think we should call that Prio/Priority>Solid PreparationI think we should call that Solid Prep >skill pointi think we should call it skill SP point
>>583127682During the 7th date after watching the fireworks together and deciding to be honest with each other
>>583128065Dia is so pure...
Imagine getting hired at Tracen as a young, handsome, up and coming trainer ready to take on the world. As you walk through the halls it's just an endless ocean of tens. You see Maruzensky, Dantsu Flame, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Forever Young, and that's just in the first hallway. You're biting your lip and feeling your pants get tight just imagining what the mega babe you're going to spend the next 3 years training will look like. Suddenly, Tazuna taps you on the shoulder and says "Anon-san, are you ready to meet your trainee?!" As you all approach the dorm room and knock on her door you're getting sweaty just thinking about how hot she's going to be; suddenly, the door opens and reveals......this weird little gremlin. Your dick shrivels up instantly and you feel your dreams of marriage with a beautiful uma wife die instantly. Maybe you can still find another job at a different school.
>>583127010Nasty. Latex is one of the things I will never even start to understand
>>583128118That's right!
>>583127581Mambwo...
>>583127581Why am I a top 5 now? What the fuck.
>>583127871It's my first figure and I agree, it is really cute>>583127943I had nowhere else to place her and I wanted her higher up so I had to raid my bookshelf >.<
>>583128057>we should call it skill SP pointI agree
>>583128078
sex porn
I don't understand marriage-slop comics. And I especially don't understand why they all have to have the T-headed monstrosity that looks like he came straight out of a corporate worksheet.
I'm thinking of starting to request sashes instead of shoesI have enough shoes already but still barely have any JBC sashes or the new dirt sashes
canonically torena is female
>>583128186How many donuts do I have to give her for sex?
>>583128464That can't be true or Aoi wouldn't be desperate to fuck you
>>583119996it was promised to me
>>583128420>rice tard>is a retardadds up
>>583128554trainers are all dykes
>>583128461You have to be a top earner to do that
CM test6877 89876877 89876877 8987
https://files.catbox.moe/nzwrbt.gif
>>583119996rolling
>>583128420I think this, except it's more I don't understand why so many people repost them since they're basic af
Requesting sashes is worse than using the N word
>>583127441dont shay that....
>>583128685nigeniigatanigiri?
>>583128685AND ILL DO IT AGAIN
Golshi drugged and raped meThey said it was under the fine print so it's fineIt wasn't it
>>583128598my club's bottom earner is requesting rare sashes every day and I refuse to donate to himt. top earner
>>583128420fatherless
>>583128685zwo everyone has every sash now we have loopas
>>583128759She had to drug you? I just let her think I wasn't into it.
>>583128685>sash haters are reddit cucks
>>583128783most of the time i manually click donationsI'm happy to donate sashes i have at least a couple hundred of. stuff like derby sashes are helpful for new playersbut if i donated the new dirt ones I'd be bankrupt
>seething josephina
>>583128598I'm danchou
>>583128602come on, joindead thread, dead fucking game
Oniisama is a dummy~
>>583128916I don't have aces yet...
Do not let other umamusume seduce you.Your trainee is your destined partner unless you're playing Unity, so prepare to be raped endlessly.
>>583128916Bro I have 1(one) ace ready
>>583128420they suck extra good when the artist attempts to draw a child but doesn’t understand genetics so there’s just a pint sized version of the uma there
>>583128916I'm still looping my great grandparents
>>583128963My destined partner is Light Hello and I'm training her on how to be a good woman
Oguri Birthday message
>>583129048Happy Birthday Anon!
>>583129081The various faces of Wife Motion.....
>>583129048If only you knew how sad things really are...
>>583129081How many ramen do I have to give her for sex?
>>583129048HBD anon!!
>>583129048happy birthday retard
>>583129124
>>583128952>>583128970>>583128996My 'aces' are half-baked too. Where am I supposed to get rivals to practice against, you fucking lazy cumrags
>>583129048 fatass is smiling because she already ate your cake
>>583129210I'm not lazy, I've been spamming half tp ura runs.
>>583129210don't call me a cumrag
I hate building aces
>>583129207
>>583129245I did actually make a cake for my birthday last yearI would have happily given the leftovers to Oguri
>>583128118>>583128165A pure slut yeah. Look at her saggy tits
retiring at 17 is wild
>>583129335leftovers?
>>583129335>he thinks he's getting any cake to eat with oguri around
>>583129319What the difference between Blast's human fetish vs the average uma who's already hungry for trainer cock (men can only be human anyway)
>>583128078>>583127967>idonum Fuck off
>>583129331
>>583128602Create more i will join
so trainers can be men or womencan trainers be uma too?
>>583129429Blast starts out as a fetish, but eventually turns into true love
>>583129460
>>583129048Erm why did you crop out your TP/RP meter...
>>583129589
>>583129584i want blast one piece (wanko)
>>583129579>I broke my rg zeta
>>583128916I just started making my Supreme Racist and I'm on my 3rd try already (she can't win)
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEESTOP THAT
>>583129579oh nyo
>>583129604Brian drained my stashCurrently Tamamomaxxing
>>583129357Bro was fighting in the trenches for almost two decades holy fuck
>>583129851
>>583129851>no Co or LH trainingunironically bricked
>>583129872I want to bend over golshi and forcefully cum inside her at least 5 times
what the hell am I doing wrong?this is with 18 stam sparks and choosing every stam choice Spe gave me from her exclusive events
>Invades your place>Rapes you >LeaveWhy is she like this?
>>583130115have you tried training stam
Drama?
>>583130115that is enough stamina with 1.5 golds
>>583130168with no stam cards?
>>583130115drop finemo and run a power or stam card
>>583130172Mambo won/uma/ lost
>>583130263>tfw no natiewife
>>583130286We won?
>>583130220I'd like to get to 901 stam for the speed bonus tho, I've seen anons post such umas with 3spd 2wit decks>>583130259my wit will tank to brainlet levels
>>583130115That power stat is grim
>>583130434>my wit will tank to brainlet levelsDo that or suffer
>>583130172[terrible news] dahbyposter sighted mocking the council by dipping Matikanetannhauser in a vat of boiling orange paint and screaming "behold! an orange!"
>>583130420Is having sexual urges towards bro a good thing?
Gold ShipIs sexy???
>>583130483I was clicking speed rainbows all the timeshe just has 0% pow growth
>>583130420My bro...
>>583130246that's what TE and summer training is for
>>583130732I want to monimize the distance between my penis and Verxina's umanko
>>583130869Not canon, Verxina is the second coming of falcoShe's not getting semen in her wombEver
>>583129851>This will be Umamusume in 2015
>>583131073>2015Bro is living in the past...
Carnelian oji-san will get to breed at the same place as Golshi
>>583131045I will make my dreams reality and you can not stop me.
>>583131045Verxina isn't a chud and will score with her trainer if she's nice and friendly enough!
HOLY
>>583131118SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
RollanEven more Teio pace attemptsOdds OG TEIO LATE
>>583131391Belno-san wouldn't do this.
>>583131320
>>583131320Rudolf is cute
>>583131383
when is CM20? I haven't started even thinking about aces
>>583128594That's weird, this Helios image is picking fights instead of inviting erp
>>583131514More Deio pace(suffering) it is
>>583131641>>583131118Tama is gonna think I'm weird getting sexually aroused by a body like hers...
>>583131124I would have sex with Bakushin daily.
real evo tierlist? from reddit
Stop making me want to fuck Chevel
can your trainee do the umafloat?
>>583131580so true!>>583131641all night long sex with my poorfag chud
>>583131678that song is a banger as the kids say
>>583131697I didn't agree to this...
>>583131714Many are saying this
>>583131720
>rulership is the rich chud>tama is the poor chud>spe is the countryside chud
>bitches running Halloween Creek with 564 + Murmur in roomsfuck you
>>583131847Tama and Spe aren't chuds
>>583131862That's what I'll be doing too!
>>583131871what's the trainer to the right of the sirius trainer supposed to be
>>583131942I don't want Dia sex...her tits are too scary
Umama got kicked from /uma/ club
>>583132007But they're soft
Are there any umas you wouldn't want to fuck?
If uma musume was more grounded or realistic, families like the Mejiros and Satonos would probably have drug trade circles or human men trafficking circle
>>583132034How can umas be so fucking bold. She's literally asking her trainer for sex.
>>583132056Ryan.
>>583132056A solid amount yeah. Shakur, Dream Journey, Air Messiah to name a few.
>>583132031real???
I wish I was Mejiro Ardan so I could have my trainer wipe the sweat off me and slowly inch his hands over into my bloomers
>>583132056Curren
>>583132082>probably
>>583131780Sakanaction songs are peak kino
>>583132094Ingesting Rickey's umanko sweat is good for your feng shui
>Mambo didn't lost any member>we will not see tickezo sovlful recruitment posts ever againnyo...
>>583128461I click Donate All without batting an eye, and every time I notice a shoe drops below the 500 threshold, I clank uma for it. I'm clanking dirt stashes while increasing Falco's bond to 11 this event.
>>583132251Wiping off Ardan's sweat with my tongue...
>>583132056If shakur was real and hit on me I'd call the police
>>583132251Danchou...
>>583132251STALLIONS wear shorts
>>583132251It's I wish I were Mejiro Ardan btw, not was
>>583132251Is Ardan really this horny and slutty
>>583128461do it I find it extremely funny when sashlets have their melty
>>583132251Hot! Wanna meet at Uma Live in London?
>>583132489Chevacchi's saggy tits are way more distracting. The short yukata isn't an issue.
>>583132210see for yurrself
Woken by an earthquake at 3AM again..
>>583132031>יִשְׂרָאֵל
>>583132321>>583132354>>583132389>>583132394>>583132401>>583132490
I'm oblivious to club drama. Who is thr choice here?
Next bread will be creamy and chessy
>>583131717I dont really get the hype behind Teio but umas like VFlash and Rudolf getting 0.45 current speed late race is very strong, yes. Especially if you pair that with the upcoming Pokke speed card.
>>583132719mambo
>>583132719hmmmm poison, suicide or slavery
>>583132719Autis/uma/ are good people
>>583132719none of those lmao
>>583132328Oh yeah?
>>583132652A good trainer would be able to tell them apart blindfolded purely through tit feel.
>>583132719hmm gay mega gay or goyim
>>583132318>>583132489lovey dovey happy sex with chevachi to make a happy family>>583132721bruh i got a stomach infection or some shit I don't need this, I can't eat or drink shit currently
>>583131717>All dominators get current speed>Tachyon gets TARGET speed at late raceWhat the fwuark, but yeah I would say is quite accurate besides very few I think it were rated high when they are mid.
>>583132846would you touch evil boobs?
>>583131321Thank you Calandagan
>>583132719if you don't care about what people outside of your club are saying Uma&co is pretty legit. Nice club chat, and very consistently A+ and not in a " until umama comes back
>>583133170I would murder Shakur just to motorboat and slobber over sweet Doto's tits
>>583133070
>>583132719Autis/uma/ is probably the best, they're relatively drama-free since their ex-danchou left, but they're always floating around A and low A+The other two are well known enough
>>583133223God I need her to spook me on my next umarolls
>>583132094why does her shoe look like a pussy? It's making me bothered
>>583133253The club is about to be a dumpster fire again bwo don't lie to the newcutie
>>583133223Ardan's pornstar body would be put to better use in the seedy JAV scene...
>>583132719/uma/ club is a good club if you play/clank enough not to feel pressued by the high rank. Would probably join autis/uma/ if S rank wasn't my thing
club chat is chatting so hard right nowbut I'm not sharing it
>>583133452>napping with his dick outdamn son calm down
>>583133489you could at least say which club
>>583132719Real answers:Uma&Co is a discordclub with one of the most annoying shitposters in it/Uma/Club just got rid of theirs so they might be chill, but you gotta grind fan runs to be S, it's like 250M/monthAutis/uma/ is hard carried by danchou doing S+ numbers and the rest I know nothing about so it's probably also chill
Is there an A+ club in here with a proper monthly quota so I can slow down a bit to make aces?
>>583133553>>napping with his dick outi do this
>>583133592i don't believe any of the gen's A+ clubs struggle with holding A+ (except for THAT one).
>>583133557THAT club
>>583133765>>583133765>>583133765have a bwead
>>583133592>proper monthly quota so I can slow down a bit to make acesI don't understand, do you want a high quota or a low quota?
>>583133193Honestly, with the two EU horses going for Mile Championship, Calandagan confirmed for JC (and some others eyeing it too) and now Goliath potentially going for Arima Kinen we are in good times for keiba
>>583133489mambro...
>>583133812I don't want an annoying dancho making me a slave neither have the feeling of carrying leeches at the same time, that's all.
>>583134098>nooo you can't have a high quota>nooo you can't have a low quotayou fucks are so retarded
>>583131176need
