Previous >>583112850>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Tachyon LOVE
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>583133765Umasumi is looking for membersAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or flatlining>15 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>Will change to 20 million if A clubs runs out of TP or burnout>No begging for sashes play the game or use independent training to farm it for you>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes, dont ask for sash.>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
drama? dama?
>>583133870roll!
waheyphew the hat fits
>>583133932Umama is coming home and this general will be filled with erp and cum again
>wake up>two members are gone>the walls are closing>shadows looming
>>583133765HECKIN
Digitan LOVE
>>583133932Umama is joining autis/uma/
>>583133932No dama in friendlies!
>>583134009Nice
>>583133948wtf
monthly gold tickets coming in clutch, and by clutch I mean a 0lb copy of a card that will be dead imminently anyway
alrightwhich one of you cummed on dasca's hair?
I have a small feeling of wanting to quit
>>583133904me with tm (The Mare) opera o
I wouldn't mind Umama and V if they'd just kept their cringe in the discord and not spill it into the chat.oh well, at least the quota will be low againand no 1 more autist won't change that the entire club still don't wanna commit to S rank slavery
>>583134245uokka
>>583134128I didn't mean to, I was waiting for the wait to improve before declaring Riichi, I swear!
sucking on zoomer tiddies
>>583134270if you're not having fun then leave it behind, anon. this is rule#1 with gacha.
>>583133765Casual B+ club ButtSweat is recruiting again, two spots left.No quota, doing dailies regularly is enough. It's a pretty good place to settle down.If you need to be away for some time just say so in the chat. Leaving for 5 specific days is totally fine tooReply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
I HIT THE WRONG OPTION ON XSCARLET'S EVENT AND DIDN'T GET WINTER RUNNER AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Verxina > Cheval > Vivlos!
not a single clubdacchi left this month so i guess i have to stay
Is Ardan really a slut?
>>583134351Cheval > Verx >>>>>>>>>>> Viv
>>583134035mambwo...
>>583134440no
7 and I join ButtSweat
Gold City keeps calling her trainer lameHe should just look for another trainee
>>583133765I mean... it's alright
>>583134351
>>583134373sorry mambwo...
>Tyler is not the top dog anymoreRYANFAG YOU'RE LACKING
Do me a favor and fuck my trainee
:3
uma feet?
>>583134292BANNED BANNED BANNED AND SHAMED AND NAMED AND AND...AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I'll play Arcana Heart 3, Guilty Gear +R, and MBACC with you if you join Uma&Co.
Uma boobs?Uma armpits?
>>583134613wrong franchise, umamusume is about armpits
>>583134529nooo....
>>583134317Is there a way I can charge back the money I spent over these past few months?
sex seven
>>583134647>all shit gamesyes even melty
Clearance sale lmao!!!
7 and I'll leave Mambo
>>583134762no refunds in the casino
>>583134676nuh huh
>>583134651Bakushin has both
>>583134794You're stuck forever
7 and I'll rejoin mambo
>>583134647>no Million Arthur>no 100% OJ>no KOFXIV>no Senran KaguraI hope your club dies
>>583134973this is a traitor
>>583134794
>>583134974BullshitShe wouldn't do this when Ruby exists
>>583134767
I fucked Ruby so Helios would suck my cock to know how Ruby tastes
>>583134803unfortunate but I'll let danchou know
My tannhoyser plush finally arrived... A new member has joined the council...
weiiiiiiii
wahey
>>583135091you named two worthwhile games, tho the latter is only for gooning>>583134647you didn't name a single worthwhile game for me to give you the time of day
The merge is looking hotter by the minute
>>583134769I can relearn whatever airdasher you want. FOR YOU. BBCF, IaMP, EFZ, etc. I'd even play Tekken or Avatar for the sake of my Danchou and uma&co.>>583135091The Million Arthur port is dogwater and I will not play delay slop in 2026. I'd play 100% OJ and 98' though...>>583135343:(
>>583135091I'll play 100% ojToo pale for fighting games though sorryt. another uma&co cutie
>>583135575nobody wants to play these shitass games with you V
Someone have the Gentildonna Helios webm
:D
>>583135749Sperm Desire
please post the daiwa and trainer searching for a lost cat comic
>>583135187she does this all the time
LMAO
>>583135749no one looks like this.
>>583134647I used to play original MBAC, BBCT, AH3 and SamSho4Feels like it was a lifetime ago... Now I'm too old and I also like my current club.
Tetris room when?
>OG member from launch didn't quit>danchud kicked themwhat the FUCKwe're not getting S-rank, bwo.
>>583135893ore no turn
>>583136094that means the club is dead inside and must be destroyed
>>583134647damn uma&co really is a tranny club
My bouncy knight
>>583136094High earner?
>>583136375DOG! HAVE SEX WITH ME, NOW!
>>583136418No. Bottom earner.But cute.
>>583136375Wow this mutt is kinda cute.She'd be easy to trick into raw sex hopefully
I only need jong with my frens from /here/
my club only has two original members left...
>>583136521I say this pretty much daily
I don't like that my name is first on dox site because I have the oldest account in the club
>>583136418he was a top-30 earner but was regularly present for the reset sticker ritual.
>>583136375This Dog has a sword, and the URA allows thisHow far does the Directors negligence reach?
machan's fat tits
>>583136641Imagine raising 500 Teios
>>583136579thank you fren the jong is always fun
>>583136641i'm all in for sex, teio... but jesus
>>583136375
>>583136519>She'd be easy to trick into raw sex hopefullyWhy trick when you can just tell her you require an heir, and she will bend over without a complaint
>>583136693A third of them would be Rudolfs, a third would be Teios, and a third would be Tsurus, so it would balance out
>>583136641I thought this was Rudolf
why would they name a japanese horse after a french sword
>>583136506What does that mean
>>583136271I throw rocks at troons in MBAACC..
>>583136739
>>583136529>Club only has 6 OG members left
>>583136893Highleg leotards are so obscene...
who tf names their daughter brian
>>583136928>friendly fire
>>583136896He had an Urara avatar and posted the sticker.Also his performance was similar to that of Urara.
smoochies?
>>583136896that torena's a bottom!
>>583137065Deserved
>>583137084Not with you
>>583136893jesus H christ>>583137064dog sex dog petting dog dog dog
>>583136580is that really how the ordering works? huh.
I'm danchou's discord kitten have fun getting booted if I don't like you lol
¿la drama?
is uma&co's fighting game value proposition working?
It's a new drama!
>>583137292no because the club is full of shitheads
it's a NEW DAY
>>583137292>fighting game>value
>>583136893I... I've fapped to Bakushin...
anyone have that curren image that looks like she's going BWAAAH
Why did I get kicked
>>583137338bwo, i ain't opening your links. that would be like opening an umama link.
Behave yourself, nonnies~
>>583137427Many are saying this
>>583137474mambro...
>>583137427i've fapped to the infamous armpit gif
oh yeah? well i've busted a nut to chiyono. how's that huh.
umama said he likes guilty gear
>>583137338>>583137376:(
>>583137483I'm a brown enjoyer but I dont think Daiwa gets any hotter with a tan. Maybe because she's already sex incarnate.
>>583135749Sex Desire
>>583137474danchud said your cuteness to performance ratio wasn't good enough.
>>583137474Who are you again
>>583137585don't lie like that
>>583137597>>583137483The only thing a Daiwa artist needs to get right is to make her have a soft and sloppy fat body
>>583137474Rejoin bwo
>>583137590next you'll tell me xe mains bridget
>>583137474mambwo....
>>583137708This anon knows what's up
>>583137474reapply. danchou made a mistake. unironically
are trainers contractually obligated to go out with their trainees? like when a trainer meets his trainee in a random day off during career, it always becomes a datenone if them ever refused
>>583137474they freed you to go join some s discord botter club now
>>583137915yes, also marry them
>>583137915Trainees pick out their trainer with the intention of marriage. They insist.
>>583137819
>>583137915yeah nigga
New umayuru doko
another day, another useless 3* speed
>>583137474beat meit's was instant with no build up
Are these SEA hours? Why so much brown fantasies?
>>583137474dancho made a "mistake" hoping you'd join someone else because he has no real reason to kick you besides hating you
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>583138005
>>583138081I dress like this
WHOREber
>>583138139SHE'S A BOOTHOUSE
>>583138081
>>583138139now it's the time to do ragerolls anonit will totally work
>>583138139Daiwa's sugar coated BOOBS and ginger coated ARMPITS are in the next pull
>>583137474robo...
>>583138356It’s 30.It’s 30.
small mares
ryan hate
I'm tired boss
>>583138139WHEN YOU WALK AWAYYOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY
>>583138356I want to forfeit my wizardhood via Sweepy's weak umanko
>>583138139bootka my love...
>>583138469PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE OH BABYDON'T GO
>umama is backwell that was rather unexpected
so likewhen do we get Tachyon event?
>>583138271>>583138534The boots are fine. Stop saying otherwise.
DONT LOOK AT THE UMA&CO ROSTER. I REPEAT. DO NOT LOOK AT THE UUMA&CO ROSTER.
>>583138643after 2nd anni supposedly, sometime in dec-jan
>>583138453It took me a month and a half to get my own seiun. You'll get there eventually frontbro.
>>583137474Hope TamaLove can take you in. You deserve a better home
>>583138453do it for her
>>583138647
>>583138717>month and a halfI'm doing it for a month and a half already and i need three more months...>>583138726boyuma... cute...
>>583138667he's in
>/uma/club's ERP is that much worse than V'sgrim.
>>583138718It doesn't seem like any movement is going to happen unless someone leaves
>>583138718Fuck off we're full
I wish I was Mejiro McQueen so I could be stronger than 90% of people with barely any effort on my part and so that I could have (justified) melties whenever my favourite baseball team loses.
>>583138831>cock game worse than fucking Vhumiliation ritual
>>583138815why did neth do this?
So are we pushing for S or not?
Beast Mode soon
>>583138971Sigh....
>>583138913sports ball sucks and is corrupthttps://www.gematsu.com/2026/10/miami-heat-to-play-as-grand-theft-auto-vis-vice-city-on-november-18
>>583138813stay strong bwo... I did her legend race event in the first run so yeah...we're here to keep you motivated don't worry
>>583138971No way enjoy quotaless club with the slaves
>>583138971well, we decapitated an OG cutie for this endeavor.
>>583138995can't believe brian is part of the new wave of modern nu metal fans
>>583138971Yes. The changes are happening. Fulfill your end of the 8mil.
FUCK the club i was gonna join is now full
>450 more gems>Have to 5x fill TP everydayFuck no.
>>583138971Fuck offKicking the mascot was low as fuck
>>583139274Calling anon a mascot is rude
>>583139214future mambro...
>>583138971Sigh...
>>583139274It was a sacrifice needed to get the 'mamers back.
v came in beanz ONCE and made her leaveumama is the only girl who can take v's massive pink slab of horse-like cock and milk him dry in exchange for fan count
>>583138869Yes it is
>>583139214should've said something sooner autisbwo...
>umama backlol
Hope you guys like shitty threads for the next month or so
>>583137474I have changed my in-game uma to ny.ulala in PROTEST of this action.
>>583139482oh so just like last month?
Can someone post fan run guide image
>>583139482but now that they are back together and with no leaker they have the discord chat all for themselves the thread should only benefit from this
>>583139482I just hope for more leaks now honestly
>>583139367It literally wasn't, we took in 2 different people today cause beanz bailedand nothing against 'mama but ze is NOT worth the live trade of a relatively active member. Did we even ever properly communicated a quota?
>>583139482/Uma/ Club sure fixed those threads!
>>583139537the previous previous thread was nice.
>>583139482this general has been steadily declining since november of 2025.
It's that time once again. /Umagg/ is recruiting at least 2 trainers. We're on the borderline of A rank, currently, about 65 places off. All we ask is for around 1 million fans a day, approx 2 auto runs.
>>583139375>v came in beanz ONCE and made her leaveWhy did he leave btwI'm an umancobro, but I didn't really understand
how viable is this mare as a frontrunner?
>>583139641Nigga was soft. That's it.
>>583139641he didn't have the balls to endure being in umankoquite literally bailed just because the club gets targeted and he gets namedropped too much
>>583139641literally so Umama can joinbullied by association
>>583139645yurr
>>583139669NY version can do it, OG can't
>>583139669Her alt is pretty good as a front runner, good growths too, but you may struggle with pow
Can't wait for him to reform again and /uma/ club take him back again
>>583133765First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 2 open slots this month.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day, you should reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>583139790Deformed and degenerate!
>>583139641danchud said it was "harassment."they supposedly posted this: >>583122669
>>583139725AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE NOOOOOO DONT NAMEDROP MEEEE MY FEEE FEEES NOOOO IT HURTS>Beanz
Gonna up my schizoposts to 6th gear because of them now
>dropped the club on the 5th and forced the recruiter's hands for a good week to barely fill right before cutoff>indirectly killed the OG cutie(guts scream) UMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>583139825Nutcase istg
How do we fix /uma/?
>>583139968He's unironically a sociopath and I am disappointed
For some reason I'm well behaved in these threads. I'm a menace on /v/ and in /feg/
>>583139790>>583022426
I'm in Uma&Co. God I wish I was namedropped every thread multiple times...
>>583140040good puppy
i prefer when we just called him ntrfag
>>583139825>I've clutched fans for the month that without me they're A rank.Nah not him
>>583140015we don't, we burn it to the ground
>>583140015Wipe the slate cleanBURN IT DOWN
>danchou hasn't kicked anyone so faris this good or bad
>>583140015be nice. even kinda nice is enough.
>>583140087this is the second time he's left /uma/club.
>>583140106He ditched ntr...
>>583140176goodit means the club is in a healthy state
>>583140176bad. it means he doesnt care about you.
i think my club has maybe 6 founding members left and none of them are danchou
>>583140176if A or higher, badif B+ or lower, good
I can understand why some clubs go for discord recruits
>>583139825This and Sigh are strong contenders for kwab of the month
>>583140015I wanted to fix itbut after what danchud&co did today, I no longer want to fix ityou have another schizo in your club now. This is what you want, yeah? To collect all the little schizos for the cirque du freaks?
>>583140323I don't care to explain
>>583140208It's almost like Allen is a shitty danchou...Or umama is just severly mentally ill. Probably both
>>583140113i think they just had an inflated sense of their contributions. the timeline, the avatar, the relations all point to bakedbeanz.
>>583139825i'm not reading allat@bourbok sum it up in 100 words or less, using fortnite terms
>>583140351Allen is bald and 40
mfers in this thread talking about umama be like
>>583140113I was following until that particular remark. But like... it was kind of a melty so I just chalked it up to that
yarr
>accidentally chose the 2nd option to LHWHY CAN THE KEYBOARD EVEN NAVIGATE THE GAME IT WAS EARLY LH TOO
>>583140351Allen's only mistake was being naive and letting Um*m* back after his stint at Uma&co
>>583139591manual or independent?
>>583139802Cute pic!
>>583133870you'll get her next thread, anondon't give up!!
>retards think Umama is V's bfReal thread schizos know who he likes the most
>>583140520Live look at Teio bouncing on my cock
>>583140528Please understand need fans
so does this counts as the promised betrayal or not
>>583140626gf*
I don't care about thread personalities desu wa
but there's more
i think we should eat our vegtables
>>583140626with an ego that size? his own ass.
>>583140345Then don't
Is Mambo gonna have a slot by any chance?
>>583140534Clankering. I though I saved it but I did not
What happens to non-racer (or loser) umas? Running is in their dna. Do they just run daily as a hobby?
>>583140774>>583140705You still don't know ergo you're not the real schizo
>>583140838i am a real schizo. its why this me doesnt know
>>583140832ProbablyOr they work normal jobs. LH is technically that
>>583140626stop trying to cover for their illicit relationship. the myths about umama's involvement with CUMA are just that, myths.
>>583140832horses IRL love to run despite not being racing legends so yeahjthey just run around daily, and probably make a job around it (uma ubers?)
>>583140832many seedy, underground professions are dominated by NPC umas. there are even rumors of a paramilitary group.
After 10,000 years I'm finally free! Time to conquer the earth!!!!
>>583140979>>583140943You have proof in previous threads btw
>>583141030Do umas cum from ear touching
cm20 status?
>>583141132Your Arima winner right there, congrats gwo.
/Uma/ Club is 27/30
>>583141221i have umazing GPs and passable parents. i just don't want to do manual runs yet so i'm clanking for umazing parents.
>>583141221600 wit is fine right haha
>>583140830I don't have any fan-run sched for GL, but I do have old MANT manual schedules
>>583141203the other me was in that thread
>>583140714wdym you don't care about a few complete randos who've never done anything even remotely interesting or unusual... wtf...
>>583140417Bro hit return to lobby and unadded the whole party after getting tired of them spamming his IGN in chat, despite him bringing them to a Victory Royale to prevent them from dropping ranks.He’s ignoring the toxicity, taking his Karma XP, and moving on with a legendary SSR Daiwa Scarlet drop from his last gacha loot pull. He officially un-squaded, changed his tag to beanzdelish, and left the lobby for good. GG.
>>583141221I want to kill myself. I can't make my Teio win lobbies
>>5831412211 highroll give me 1 highroll I'll ride it to the goal just chasing that 1 highroll and I'm done
>>583141207I thought that was an elf thing
Uma&Co is 25/30apply now!
I want to have sex with Aoi
isnt she so fricking badass...........................
>>583141273the fad is unironically over
dacchis will have an open slot next month
>>583141229It actually feels like I just unbricked my account for real. I've been playing since day 1 without her, watching everyone say she's a good parent, how strong she is...
>>583141273Everyone's tired of the geriatric dictatorship
>>583141461Sorry bro I took my 180 million to umasumi
>>583141529only 180?
the apocalypse...it's coming...
Hello friends!!!Look at this guy! He’s just like me!https://x.com/umaumaturuchan/status/2105971331892424964
>>583141273Why did nyo… leave?
>>583141387I did not know that Calstone Light O was a Negotiator. Saved.
>>583141635fuck off
>>583141659poached by mambo
>>583141590Yeah why do you think I'm in a B+ club
>>583141221Got those girl last week. Still could not get better one.Probably will build MM NN or sacrificial Suzuka next week instead.
>>583141635hello babydacchi!
its been 20 turns and I already got 5 mood down eventscan they add a "good mental health" buff that lowers the chance of this shit happening
>>583141635Tsuru-chan will get trampled to death in an actual race. do not do this.
>>583141273oy vey shut it down!!
>>583141387
>>583141609Nothing ever happens
>>583141479Then can the figures drop down in price, please? Or at least stop being sold out.
>>583141659probably saw the club was being used as a cumrag for thread personalities
Chevel cumming from nipple stimulation
hey
>>583141273>ERP game so bad it destroys the club
>>583141635cute! reach for your dreams, babydacchi!
gay umas?
>>583141852hey
>>583141783I'm a domino effect believerthis is just the beginning
>>583141221Only got some passable front grandparents
>>583141752They do, actuallyPrevents a mood down once on some cards and trainee events
>>583141727o are you beanz. that BEANZDELICIOUS guy. the beans soft nigga who didnt want to be namedropped? enjoy the next 600 threads, beanz. you should have stayed in uma&co, BEANZ. v's cumdump 2.0
>>583141923Helios
>>583141659Lost another to /v/ma...
>let a "woman" in>organization explodesMany such cases!
Mambo is 32/30
>>583142015Good for him.
>>583141974please tell me this gets added soon and isnt exclusive to like two umas
>>583142015>/v/ma > uma&coGRIMMY
>>583142015based
>>583141635Hello fren!
>>583141659You can read his reasoning on the other board. Danchou says it's due to reasons not related to the game or the board (emails)
MAMBO WINS AGAIN
>>583141992>>583142040reminds me of the good ol' days of gayming Clans or WoW Guilds, ALWAYS breaking apart the moment a woman gets involved in some way.Mind you this can work no issue, but only when the group is full of grown adults, not a bunch of teens.
>>583142015I would do this too soon seeing how fucked this thread has become >>583141659The fuck is going on
>>583142015LMAOOOOOOOOO
/uma/ club died before mambo..
And then, in an unexpected twist, /uma/club was actually the club that merged first....
>>583141635Hello babydachi
>>583141923that one couple in the chr*stmas event right now. unless I'm misremembering and they were actually just ningen. who really gives a shit in the end. we r all going to die.
>>583142124>It's not a huge deal, I just disagreed with something Danchou did>>>/vm/3013781
>>583142081Larc Pal card gives it on Date 3Sounds of Earth gives it guaranteed on chain 2Those are the notable ones soon
>>583142196
>>583142198>I would do this too soon seeing how fucked this thread has becomeLast time I visited /vm/a it wasn't much betterEven though when there /v/ they were much better than /vg/ /uma/
>>583142328>I am a Currenfag that improves thread qualityit was /uma/club all along
That's me
Why are all clubs emptying out? We (Bricked) are 30/30 already
i should poach an /uma/ club refuguee
Calumet will be the last club standing
Okay now release the jonger names corresponding to their uma profiles
>>583142015Remember what he gave to the thread
>>583142335>two scenarios awayworks for me
>>583142328[sad news] top earner leaves /uma/club; reportedly his last words were "there's no way they're 6 millions"
What is /uma/ club's quota
This seems like a wonderful time to recruit some new dacchis looking for a club because there will be no weirdly negative or needlessly spiteful replies whatsoever! ^_^/Uma/ Club has room room for two toreinas in need!~reply to apply
>>583142547No wonder I've been seeing hate about that guy. It's V literally spamming lmao
but where is the leak?don't leave us in the dark here
>>583142573maybe he said the n-word..
>>583142614unironically disband the club retard
>>583142518time to boot some low earners to let those migrants in
those /v/ma fags are so insanely gay holy shit.>NOOOOO DONT TALK ABOUT THAT UHHHH H-HOW DO YOU GUYS TRAIN? ISNT LONG S HARD TO GET HAHA?its so fucking forced
what is it that drives a man to earn 60 million fans in a club like this?yes it's an /uma/ club
>>583142547actual hero
>>583142538for what
>>583142518Why did you tell the discord recruits to put /uma/ in their desc? You can't fool us bwo...
>>583142614Do you all actually share trainees with each other?
>>583139825Sounds like he's an attentionwhore just like the other thread celebrities
>>583142704wouldnt know brocouldnt relate bro
>>583142704the bot drives the man
any clubs that share share trainers with each other? ;)
this event is kinda gay....
>>583142614Not going to feed into your deprecation kink this time
>>583141703:0>>583141731>>583141760>>583141887>>583142121>>583142251
>>583142671this but uma&co
>>583142876Daiwa is so fucking hot
>>583141635babydachi! hello!
these bitches gay?good for them
>>583142598no set quota. a minimum of the lowest s-rank club's average per trainer so that everyone can do the same as you and the club still be ~90th rank
>>583142859please fuck off, laurel
is nyo the infamous currentranny?
>>583142876mares...
>>583143010nyoppers
>>583142923if both those clubs didn't exist this place would hardly have any problems
>>583142776using the share to club button? yes.
>He doesn't do fan runs.
V is working overtime to slander everyone
boys love
uma&co is by far the comfiest and most helpful club i've been in on /uma/ despite what the thread says
>>583141635
Is doing like 6-7 millions fans a day good? Or it's too low?
>>583143010you have no idea how deep this goes
>>583143107lol
>>583142614Why did the two leave?
>>583143068i just did and got 0 carats
Thoughts on mares?
I still haven't gotten a usable sprint legacy since MANT.
>>583143107wellbefore umama joined, at least.
>>583143030hi.
>>583143124Monthly is more important, Helios.
>>583143192bwo you train turf legacies for sprints, distance s is not that important, hell max speed is not that important
>>583143186I would a mare
>>583143186would
>>583143232Multiply 6-7 by 30
>>583143107>company employee does internal investigation and finds no wrong doing
some specific posters are missinghmmmmI wonder if they're involved in this mess
>>583143252I have a mental illness that makes me want to mutate umas for distances they're not meant for.
>>583143124it's good. High A+ material
>>583142981
>>583143207yurr...
>>583143278>>583143294But would a mare you
>>583142684This is your brain on negativity 24/7
>>583143307If serious, you're a bottom earner in S. If someone better comes along, you'd be among the first to get kicked.
/uma/ club did nothing wrong though, it was just one person
did you know base speed training in GM will be +10 vs +8 in GL but also only 1500 speed cap
>>583143161>>583142614You mean three right
>>583143186what good have mares ever brought to this world
>>583143439two* actually around 3
>>583143112
>>583143452that third spot is already reserved for mambochou
>>583143356same bwo. its a difficult burden to bare. i have a sprint S fuku and sprint S golshi sitting in my stable that are my crown jewels from prior efforts (no they did not win)
>>583143482Sex with both
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>583143161it's off-topic>>5831434522, we have a previous reservation
>>583143186I prefer stallions
>>583132719There was a time where my invites looked like this too, was about to join uma&co then they decided to shoot themselves in the foot by adding their "optional" discord to their description.
>>583142614did you kick your ex clubbies or am i gonna need to wait a day for your sloppy seconds
>>583143161Umama got kickedNyo got bummed out by the way he got suddenly kicked, wanted a break
>>583143482
>>583143186>>583143581Ugly umas
pacing my chase
>>583143610currenfags is this true
remember what almondlove was the gay club
>>583143610>Umama got kickedwhat a dick move shit awful club if real
>>583143610Why did umama get kicked
Is /uma/ club lord genome or anti-spirals?
>>583143161Umama was apparently kicked, and Nyo didn't like how /Uma/ Club danchou handled it
>>583143507SILLY BABY!
>>583143186Mares a cute.
>>583143713the question is why wouldn't umama get kickedready and reformed btw
We need a new dancho power rankings
>>583143482>>583143672>gorilla
May I be a namefag too? I'm in Uma&Co.
oh wait umama is clubless? lol
>>583143558You won in spirit, and that's more important
tamalove feels soulless compared to almondlove because the pun is lost tbf
>>583143678Gayest nigga in this thread
>>583143852I mean I agree but I want to know why Allen the cuck finally had enough
>>583142547Always a hero, never a heel
>>583143702>>>/vm/3013907>>583143713rotting, I guess
>>583143902Back in Uma&Co read the thread sister
>>583143852Why would he even get kicked? It isn't against the rules to post in the threads or be active in the chat. He followed the quota, and that's that.
>>583143872>stealing falco's whole fucking flowkill yourself ayabbers
>>583143916I don't understand nippon bonzai though
>>583143902suckers at Uma&co already back at sucking zher dickeven probably preemtively kicked someone for it (and then beanz left as well)
>>583143894Smol Silly
And people said we wouldn't have drama this month
Post your height difference with your oshi, I'll start58cm
>>583143916Tamachud...
>>583143953yurr...
>>583143916>because the pun is lostoooooh because love is "Ai"I see now
now that /uma/club is dead who's going to be the new /uma/club
>>583144038You're short as fuck my guy
>>583143715/uma/ club are lordgenome. they seek to suppress us but in the long run, they are us. our flesh and blood.
>>583143893what's your name and specialty nonny
>>5831440380cm/inches
>>5831440382cm
>>583144038-2cm
Currenbros, this is the promised land
>>583144101Im not a 122cm akebonofag...
>>583143713No way he was kicked. Their leader has no balls.
>>583143916why are we shit talking tamachuds now
I'm still not pushing for S
>>583143985idk probably not being a generally unlikeable and repulsive person maybe?He got "reprimanded" but would it kill him to behave in the first place
>>583144231That's why I find it hard to believe because he was defending umama literally yesterday
>>583144238diversion tactic to attempt to avert attention from other narratives being spun
im not reading allatsum up the drama in 100 words or less
>>583144038I`m 27cm tallerI`m 1,85 meters tallguess who she is
Incidentally Mambo didn't lose a single member this month.
>>583144238As a lover of puns, removing one is PUNishable by deathBut to be fair, what can you do with Tamamo? You can't work with that
>>583144181>>583144170Are you two dating?
>>583143985Allen probably had enough with the shitposts around that attention whore, then nyoo... the simp quit in protest
Whore
>>583144231I don't think it's been 24 hours since the news of his ass getting kicked broke out and he's already back in umanko, so either the currenfags couldn't sniff it out fast enough, or he really was kicked
>>583143916tamalove feels soleless compared to almondlove because the new danchou doesn't post feet pics
>>583144154Beanz. Taking it up the ass.
>>583144038>I'm 188 cm>Suzuka is 161 cmfor some reason i figured the difference would be bigger...
>>583144267
>>5831440380cm actually
>>583144356>im not reading allatRetard. This thread is what I was waiting for.
>>583144281I mean, it was coming. A person can't change instantly, and especially just in a month.They should have at least expected it they were going to let him back in.
but I need more
>>583143985You're not gonna get the full story that easy
>>583143573
>>583144416Mambocchi is the simp thougheverbeit
>>583144356It's the start of the month
>>583144463Suzuka is 161cm? She doesn't look like a big headed midget. I expected something like 170+
>>583144154I'm a brianfag
>>583144250there is no S in robotworld
>>583144267>>583144469That's one ugly dog
>>583144114>dash danchou dies>villains suddenly stumble and collapsewas he...the hero all along?
>>583144535Yeah you can quit in protest and still not like the schizo weirdo
atleast now we know all the Curren posters are from /uma/ club
>>583144535More like the cuck, how bad his game has to be that she goes back to the erping god V
>>583144393My wife is real I just haven't met her yet... There's a chance for me bros
>>583143030
wtf is going on
Come back to Mambo, Mambocchi
uma club just shitpost all day while botting
>VodkaBrian notice me>MayanoBrian notice me>LaurelBrian notice me
>>5831440386cmI'm 5'7
>>583144743fuck no I don't want him back
>>583144698uma&co
>>58314403838 cm
>>583144743He's joining uma&Co at this rate
>>583144648I bet they're also skinwalking oguriposters and falcoposters when they deviate from their meme and stir drama instead
come home, mackween anon
>>583144765Yuri ruined the series
tell me when we go back to talking shit about the game
>>583144836Uma&Co is quickly becoming a retiring home
>>583144698Organic club drama that doesn't involve straight shitflingingso to speakthe quality type, surprisingly.
>>58314403833 cm, all japanese girls are kind of smol
>>5831440384,7 inches
>>583144238because tama has a small penis
>>583144894Come back in 6-7 hours
I'm 6' and Almond Eye is 5'4 so whatever that is in cm
>>583144765Mayano is a child so it's normal for her to be stupid.Uokka is a dork, being a dumbass is part of her charm.Laurel is a bisexual stalker who wants to rape Brian.
>>583144902as long as the schizos are contained within just one club that's good enough for me
Taiki is taller than I am...
>>583144894Go back into the bunker
>>583145010brother no one is stopping them front posting in thread
>>583144238
>>583145010They will reform there
>>583145075I know, but imagine sharing a ROOM with them every single day
>>583145012lmaokinda hot if your head are right on her tits
>>583144238>>583145086tama lovetama sextama baby makingtama family makingtama love
>>583145094I guess the thoughts are quiet when you're having esex.
>>583145012Kill yourself, manlet
>>583145012rapedanon...
>>583145171Damn that's considered short for a girl in burgerland
>>583144535seriously? i thought better of him. is that why he left mambo? to simp...?
>>583145206>small pussy
>>583145012Creek wants to exchange trainers I heard.
>>583145291Where do you live? In my state that's above average for sure. Every girl I work with is 5'5 or under
>>583145353thats a weird way of calling it tight
>>583145353>tight is le bad acktually
>>583145415But my penis is small and doesn't fit...
fucking hell the thread distracted me and I wasted my 5 borrows
>>583145430too tight is a thingt.sex haver
tamalove
>>583145206>shorts with tightsi will now data tama
>>583145206>broke
>>583145430>>583145415She can't handle big cocks
>>583145415dicklet
>>583145292he left mambo after asking danchou to make him officer and danchud ignored him
For men, big is goodFor women, small is goodThoughts?
>>583145519>t.sex haverlikely lie on 4channel.com
>>583145409I'm a burger too, I guess 5'4 is short and 5'6 would be average but my head canon always had taiki at like 5'10 or something
>>583144894go force completely authentic on-topic "discussion" of the game on /v/ma then>ummmmmm how do i train??? lol???? ive been playing for a year and nothing has changed but ummmm how do i shot web??
leak the chat
>>583145206You never have any drama you're no fun.
>>583145690go ahead and link an example of that
>>583145629I saw an elderly woman with the most horrible fucking scoliosis today and it made me sad. That's my thoughts.
>>583145629>caring about what a woman thinks
>>583145759Let's fabricate it like usualI'll start>tamalove danchou won't kick the flatliner because after comparing dick size and losing
ummmmmm how do i train in GL??? lol???? ive been playing since release and nothing has changed but ummmm how do i shot web inside my oshi??
>>583145759>Currensis doesn't know
>>583145759bro? your alt?
>>583145519>sex haverYou should specify if you pay for sex or not when you say that
Jungle's Pocket on my mouth
>>583146034How does that make any difference?
Pocket's Jungle on my mouth
and conveniently nothing ever happens to horsemeatweird huh.....
>>583146080Who cares about opinion of people who pay for sex?
>>583146053>>583146126Jungle Pocket is gross
>>583145913Neck yourself, faggot
>>583145519Animals and cadavers don't count
>>583146160he's staying out of it this time, still letting things cool down...
>>583146194at least im not a reddit spacer LIKE YOU TROON
Mejiro Ryan
spraying pokke with a garden hose like a dog
Yae
post cuties
>>583146280>trannyshit
release the club chat nyow
>>583146369
>>583146194/v/ma defense force seems to love this thread for some reason. whats wrong, tired of pretending to discuss the game?
So what clubs (above B+) are recruiting
>>583146476Your mom is recruiting
>>583146330sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>583146476Need your fan resume
>>583146476/uma/ club
your mommas so fat, they pull her during guts training
>>583146280>OL RyanI am way more aroused by this than I'd like to admit
>>583146353her name is No Reason.
>>583146668Faggot
>>583146476I wish this were a genuine postsad
>>583146280off modelon model ryan has yaoi hands
>>583146658Your momma's so fat she crushed Gentildonna
>>583146668don't fall for the ryan propaganda anon
maybe this one will do.
>drama thread didn't even hit bump limit before running out of contentIs this what Currenposters waited all month for...?
>>583146658Yo momma so fat the very next day she met Spe and Oguri the two started a diet
>>583146846your mommas so fat she beat oguri in eating
Ryan is hot. If she had good casual clothes you'd be cooming to her like me.
Your momma is so fat she hits both inner and outer post greens
>>583146910They're still fabricating screenshots, polls and diccsord leaks, be patient
>>583146979>yurislop
>>583146956Why would you pick her when the rest of the mejiro family is so much hotter? even the flat fuck is better than her.
your mommas so fat that when she went to watch a horserace they had to change the track condition from firm to heavy
Your momma so fat all terrain she touches become heavy ground
>>583147156>even the flat fuckwhat are you implying by that? mackie is the best mejiro
>>583147069Your momma's so fat running one circle around her is longer than the arima kinen
>>583147069
I'm worried that my club might hate me if they ever find out what kind of posts I make in the thread
>>583146863What if I told you I'm in autis/uma/It might be too late for me
>>583147069your mama so fatshe's oguri cap
>blazingsubtle
>>583146658your mommas so fat she has the full tummy walking animation 24/7
>>583147272That’s why you keep anon so you can shit talk your club too
>>583143413one can only hop
>>583147069Your momma so fat they named the skills Prof of curvature, swinging maestro and refraction arc only to describe her left titty
>>583147243I know, I just like talking shit about mackie. She's very bullyable.
yeah this probably won't make it.
>>583147272I believe my club does but they never address the issue because it doesn't affect them in the slightest
I've been slacking and danchou can't afford to kick me because he won't be able to find replacements
>>583147304She so fat her name's Oguri Overcapped
Your momma's so fat she has more jiggle than McQueen's ass
she has been forgotten for so long but maybe the pot 7 will do something
who's best uma?
umama and v back together? the clubroom will never be clean again
Any B clubbas hiring?
Your mama is so fat she is called Oguri McQueen
CLEAT SHOP REFRESH WHEN
>>583147679that happened yesterday bwochachis
>>583147445Same, love to bully Mejiro Cuckqueen (respectful and adulatory)
>>583138868stop posting this naked tama
>>583147251Your momma is so fat they renamed the race to Arima Gomen
your uma is slow.
second alt when?
how do I build xoguri for the Arima?
uma for this feel?
>>583147923Never
so much for S rank... sigh...
>A+ rating
>>583147976gold looks better anyway, torena dono
who is next?
>>583147923Whenever I get around to it, dw about it.
B/B+ clubba with 1 week login please...
>>583147939Pace but you need 2 fronts or 1 front and 1 oonigeGourmand + heal of your choice + 777 + shake it out777 has a small delay, but if you bring fronts and put MPB on her + Kita's unique, shake it out can gamble a perfect procDon't forge my true strength and add a red spechud gp to both bloodlines
>>583148074just wait till you start getting URA sparks too getting that +100/100 speed/stam is like sex
>>583148110Not Daring Tact we know that much
>>583148183>Pace but you need 2 fronts or 1 front and 1 oonigeI'm not bringing fronts why do I need them
is this loopa setup just dogshit or why do I not even get 2 out of the 4 skills I am trying to hit as sparks? affinity calculator puts it at like 180 base but this feels leagues worse than training any other uma in my loop
>>583148110samsung
>>583148402Continue reading my post, to force front heavy lobbies for easy raping with MPB.You technically don't need them though, you can get nimble navigator instead.
feels nice to take a big mushy shit and then cleaning ur butt on the bidet#cleanbutt
>>583148431depends on their races
Still gone for a bit, mid-haitus jiggie #2 incoming - spechudhttps://jiggie.fun/FOw2WL>https://jiggie.fun/FOw2WLhttps://jiggie.fun/FOw2WL>https://jiggie.fun/FOw2WLhttps://jiggie.fun/FOw2WL
Are we getting half TP during kitasan white? I just want to loop the shit out of these ggparents I got from URA
>>583148431180 is pretty low when you can easily get 300
>>583148624Cute... CUTTTTE
>>583148535no clue about the borrow but every uma in the bootka legacy runs the same G1s>>583148590if there is an uma combo that can get 180 base affinity before races, I dont think I own them
>>583148571Yeppers
...I didnt get restraint on this onebut
>>583148769I meant races included. Use the partner codes and check with ChronoGenesis’ affinity calculator
>>583148853Now show the blues
shan't fall for Fuji
>>583148853loopGOD...
Why is it always the same two B+ clubs recruiting every month? What about Hachimi, Shortstack and friends?
>>583149060Others are full.
>>583148893at least it's medium
What's your excuse for not running 24 independent trainings a day?
>>583149060It’s nearly impossible to drop out of B+ as long as you don’t accumulate too many corpses, so recruiting frequency just depends on how often the danchou wants to clean them out
>>583149194I dont want to, simple as
at least she won't end up 3rd again with these stats
>>583148871Still feels like dogshit training Grass. She gets the inspirations but she never gets the whites herself. 2/4 is the highest I've seen while I hit 4/4 on Bootka in 3 runs, and 3/3 on spechud and goldshi in <10 each. Not even a single 3/3 on Grass in 28 runs
7 and i end it all
>>583149194Sadly I'm cursed with the need to sleep.1 day I tried to sleep next to my computer and the clanker alarm going so I'd sleep 1 hour at a time.But hilarity ensued.
>>583149194But I do thoughbeit
>>583149194if i dont feel like running aces or parents i do like 5-10
>>583149219Sex with everyone in this pic except that pink round dirty thing inbetween the symbolis and donna
>>583149194I dont have energy bro
>>583148183Isn't front better? I tried to make one but its insanely rng dependent.
hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>583149780Front is always better but requires mutating, and pace is just as good.
what the fuck?! isn’t that forbidden? is woke finally dead?
>another ex danchou joined the botter club
which digi would you guys say is better? i just unlocked base digitan with star pieces but i’ve already been spooked by halloween digitan
>>583149194>>583149397Sleep is important bwo. Do not ever neglect your health because of a fucking gacha gamet. need meds to sleep
>>583149904They have different uses, but in general OG is better at racing and halloween better in bed
>>583149194WorkNot wanting to blow through my TP stashFuck Danchou and his quota
>>583149889I can mutate up to B but even getting A is a pain in the ass, as I need 1 long at least too.
Slut diamond didn't finish her chain but I got a lot of white recoveries, how many should I take?
>>583149974I have exchanged years of my lifespan for a couple more hours of awake time, hate sleeping so much it's unreal
Can the clanker please get upgraded so I can run the same races 1:1 without trouble?
>>583149194unc generalif I don't get at least 6 hours of sleep I become 50% slower
>>583149893kek Allen fucked the benzo recruitment up BAD
>>583150069ok that’s what i figured, ty
>>5831501546 or 7
>>5831501544 minimum.
>>583149904both are good for loopa but the halloween has midrace and the OG has good finishing skills which edges it out as better usually.
>>583149893>the botter clubwhich one
umas kissing umastrainers kissing trainers
>>583149893>isreallmaooo
>>583150198Fumbled 3 members in 1 day
>>583148183MY GOLSHI HAS BEATEN YOU BEFORE, AND SHE'LL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN! BANZAI!!!!
>>583150286Also, og has some wit and halloween has some guts bonus
Why did /we/ hate on /uma/chan again? They just used bots to fill in their ranks because no one was joining
>>583150502This is just the start
>>583150703/uma/ clubbers are mad that people only join them for carats
>>583150703because they used bots to fill in their ranks@VF bots at that
I'm hungry...
>>583150703I hate them more for being VFniggers
Curren Chan is a whore!
word in came from the topthis is the last bread
>>583150703It's just /uma/ club seething at them possibly getting dethroned by them, and they deserve it
/uma/ club deranking to A+ would mark the end of the golden age of /uma/
>>583150845So eat something
>>583150742Mambocchi will join Mambo?
>>583150502Why she bounces so much
>>583150982The golden age of /uma/ ended in like october 2025
>>583150703They used alt accounts to clanker. From the fancount they probably used the legal in-game clanker but why would they use alt accounts if they have nothing to hide?
>>583151040the golden age of the game itself too
>>583151151
>>583150993Probably uma&co to win umama back
>managed to do worse than my Spechud attemptI need to stop playing while eepy
>>583151163>>583151161bravo retards
>>583151135Probably because it's easier to manage a separate account just for fan farming while the main account can still be used for parent and ace runs while this is going on.
