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Tachyon LOVECutefe
where is everyone.........?
>a 3rd plane has hit the /***/ **** tower
>shart pigeon thread
>>583151151>>583151275i cannot delete the other thread i just wanted to see nishino flower with a hat, gomen
hey
>>583151392Everyone loves Falco thoughbeit
>>583151310it's friday night why are (You) here instead of going out with your friends
>>583151415hey
Who's leaving /jew/ clun next?
>>583151468You guys are my only friends
Recruit.. Please...
how the fuck does a torena get injured when he's not even the one racing?
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>583151468But it isn't night yet. not even close.
wtf is Dober's problem?
I wanna cumI wanna cumI wanna cum inside Doto
>>583151627it's actually noon for me but you get the idea
Jakub joined uma&co
>>583151565KEEP GOING!!
>>583151638she's a brat.needs correction.
>>583151638problem? anon, she literally just said that she is just sharing a fun fact with you
>>583151410it's okay Flower a qt
Post your team. I got my ready, hoping to find a higher lvl BrightAir Groove is a stand in for Stego
>>5831514681. It is expensive to go out so I'd rather play games with my friends and shitpost here2. My friends have moved on and are too busy to hang out or play games3. I stopped trying4. I don't have friends anymore
>>583151794She made me an undefeated trainer and a happy father... I love her
I think I'm beginning to see why people like her.
>>583151565ganbare, fukufag!!!
>>583151794
>>583144356@gork
>>583151876
>>583151884that stinks bro
>>583151967>succubus lover gets a 7 while fukufag is doomed foreverwhy is shiraoki so cruel?
>>583152006Wrong post dummy.
wtf? umama joined uma club then got kicked? and nyoo followed? i hate allen now
>>583151981>"i'm serious!"No, you're Rudolf, not Sirius.
>>583151565roll!
it only takes one bad day huh?
>>583151985I like it, makes the thread look way cooler than it is
>>583152039if anything, it's a sign he should keep going
>>583151785then why did she look even madder when I tried to suggest the Mejiro family to go there themselves? was it because I asked for souvenirs?
>>583151151/Uma/ Club has 3 open spots for trainers looking for a home.-reply to apply
>>583152137stfu u have 67 win streak u stupid bich
>>583151510hello cafe poster, hope you're doing good
>>583152202
>>583151985you killed three sea turtles and polluted a pocket of air over madagascar for this.
>>583152297>was it because I asked for souvenirs?yes, anon. souvenirs and gifts are best when they are bought out of the person's, in this case uma's, own volition rather than begging for it
>>583151876At this rate I'm gonna miss the last 300 carat reward...
>>583152457wtf I love AI datacenters now
Kissing Dober's armpits
>>583152501>raise arm>but skillfully hide the pits with her clothes and bustwhy would Dober do this
You fags better join /uma/ or else they'll have to resort to dicksword...
>>583152679They already have discord or ersatz discord like IRC or something else.
>>583152679They can pillage Mambo once again
>>583152673Because she wants me to rape her to prove all men are rapists
>>583152679hmmmmmmmmm how about nyo...
>>583152679I will never become one of (((Allen)))'s goyim.
>>583151151Falco isn't erotic.
>>583152372Now you know what it felt like for autis/uma/bwos...
any cuties
>>583152814
I want to fuck the cute class rep so much, bros.
you're not staying in S with 3 empty seats brobetter start squeezing the remaining members
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
>>583152372
>>583152372oki. here's my trainer ID: lol,getfuckd
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh mambo
>finish clank>"wow, these sparks are amazing. it hit all of these good skills. even the pink is useful for a nice mutation in the future.">48 hours later>260/260>rev up glue factory>inspect same exact output>"what the fuck is this thing?">headshot
>>583152993you forgot your Sakura Chiyono O image.
>>583153034Bakushin is not for sex
>>583153174
I've only realized at the end of the run that Oguri card wasn't orange.
>>583153271if not for sex, why sex shaped?
>>583153034
Looping causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit.
>>583153348You only have right to sex her if she wins mile races properly
>>583152372Sent ;) I'll join if I can somehow still sustain my fanruns after URA event is over
>>583153509
>>583153617Licking all the white partsAlso licking all the other pixels
>>583153135MAMMMBOOOOOO
>>583153492>spoilerit's net profit even with 8-10 carat refills per day for the cost of a few seconds of your time when all is taken into account
Rob Roy's Zennos...
Yae
i really wasn't expecting this turn of events /uma/club downfallVmama wonmambocchi back to mambonyo... exiled to /vm/athe month barely started and it's full of happenings jumping on my chair in anticipation for the next big eventwhat is it going to be curren sistersTyler stops being autistic and quits?Keb resurrected?Aelred the betrayer getting punished?justice for Totopo?
I wish uma were real
surely at least ONE (1) member of "MAMBO" will win the arima kinen with her...right?
>>583153829
>>583153976MEMORY!!!!
>>583153492danchou encourages people to join just to try out the club for a month.
>>583154038If only...
Club drama is the most tranny coded homosexual low test posting imaginable. It's no wonder it all comes from Curren nigger whores.
>>583153821I've tried fanruns without half TP before, rarely I had net positive and it was only +5 carat if it was positive. Most of the time it was around 5-15 net negative carats
>>583154153You can't say that word
Club drama is gayer than any post ive ever made in this general and I have posted my penis repeatedly
>>583153509>friendzones you
>>583154260ThisClub drama is too gay for me and I once sucked a cock for fun
RememberTomorrow we go back to complaining about gay umas okay and not gay clubs
>>583154153>>583154260TRVKE
Tired of drama? Look at this.
>>583154339sex with my big tiddy trans bro
>>583154339Would bro show me her titties if I was having a bad day?
>>583151985>erp leaksgweh???
>>583154440curren is a WHOREEEE
>>583154260You haven't posted a video of it. get on my level before you brag
>>583154359is the real thing really that much better than sucking a dildo
>>583154339>troon colors
today i will also do my best for danchud's sake
boo
>>583154248Guys shouldn't be so RUDEolf, we don't want anyone being InTEIOlerable in this thread...
Teiobros are unironically the best posters
>>583152974>"guys I'm burned out, quitting the game bye!">joins /uma/ club instead, leaves autis/uma/ in shambles by losing 8 members with his exit>time passes by>leaves /uma/ club out of nothing, causes club to drop to A+ for the first time, that forces danchou recruit back one of the biggest controversial members of the entire /uma/ clubs sphere>meanwhile, joins a random club with the same name as our designated clown club, just for the meme>tells /uma/ club he's going to come back in october>/uma/ club is now dealing with some drama as consequence of their aforementioned actions>deceives his former club again and joins the exiled clanker club insteadThis is too funny. Guy is a master of deception. Lessons be learned.
Honest question. Why is a Curren poster behind every bad post? Every single shit post there's a Curren right next to it.
>>583151151Casual B+ club ButtSweat is recruiting again, two spots left.No quota, doing dailies regularly is enough. It's a pretty good place to settle down.If you need to be away for some time just say so in the chat. Leaving for 5 specific days is totally fine tooReply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
>>583154538>You haven't posted a video of itI posted several though
>>583154564wrong pink, wrong blue and wrong orderretard
I'm too tired of being mad at Curren, bros...
>>583154642You were supposed to use a fat Falco with that post.
Big fat Maruzensky titties
You sure are posting a lot about club drama. Why?
>>583154689>poster>singular
>>583154707this neigha an expert on troon flags
>>583154021I think I see it
>>583154916we don't have ruskies here so no one would understand this
>>583154706don't shay that.....
>>583154689Curren posters are femoids or trannies and they aren't known for making good posts
>>583154868It''s club season
>Smart Falcon>Copano Rickey>Wonder Acute>Hokko TarumaeI’m staring to believe in Dirt supremacy.
>>583155039Is it fun?
curren OWNS /uma/.
I miss the first week of MANT
>>583155107it's amusing at the very least
>>583154903Read nigga
>>583155180that was just a river of blood doe.
Someone explain the current club drama for me
>>583154916It's fucking Teio again, isn't it?
>>583154673He's too based for this general
>>583155159>those huge titsi will now fuck currenthen dump her for someone trustworthy and likable
>>583155190Is it good?
this is what I get for giving up on dia this cmshe hates me
https://jiggie.fun/H1Socdhttps://jiggie.fun/H1Socd
>>583155278/uma/club civil war
>>583154742TAKE CARE LAISU
>>583154564>transcend >is transreal?
>>583155318eat shit desu wa
>wake up>club chat only goes back 2 hours>Currenposters won
How is /uma/ club still maintaining S rank with -3 members though?
>>583155308
>>583155421wtf doto is so fucking sexy
>>583155465it's day 2 bwo
>>583155180I remember asking a week off from my job and played MANT all day and all night, fun times.
>>583155465Clearly not needed
>>583155431fucking bitch. I'm gonna use golshi tomorrow and she has no stopping me TRY BLOCKING THAT
>france is in flames>arc in 2 daysTabaru and Terra are safe, right?
>>583155549You guys said this last month when they actually did drop below top 100 though...
>>583155431I want to touch McQueen's ears
>>583151468>friendsnow you're just being MEAN
>>583155465Almost every club at 60-100 are at 25-27
>>583155538
>>583155614Mid month drop is different from start of month with half TP
>>583155580That's every other friday for the french though?
>>583155580>france is in flamesagain? lol
>>583155465already like 20 ranks down or somethingand we're only on day3 of 31they will do worse once 1/2 TP is overbecause like half of their members are not as willing to refill with carats
>>583151546>>583155653hey buddies. I'm here for you <3
It's runs like these that remind me why I refuse to train any umas without speed growth.
perhaps it's time for dacchis to be our new s club
>>583155927Uma&Co is aiming for S rank now
What determines a unique to be inherited in the beginning of the run?
Qrd please in a short but juicy post?
>>583156042you're guaranteed your two primary inherits at the start of the run. hint-level determined by stars.
>>583156042parent uma being at 3*
Still dont have a club on 2nd day of october(rumao)?Join ButtSweat! 2 more slots open for taking. No fan quotas. Reply with torenah id for invite
>>583156042You always inherit the unique of each parent at the start of the run, so long as the parent is 3 stars or more.>>583156091Backread last thread you lazy Curren poster.
>>583156042Its guaranteed but the parents need to be 3-5 starsYou probably used a 2 star parent
>>583156000>already lower ranked than an A+ club (dacchis)don't think so
>>583156000But are they successful?
>>583156156that's just water
Gold City butt on my face
(You) could be the villain /uma/ club needs but doesn't deserve
>>583156091My penis
>>583156206We had this discussion yesterday
>>583156230i'd rather have her cuter, more for you, retarded friend desu
>>583156206Only one way to find out
>>583156368yukino isn't retarded
>>583156091why do Curren posters pretend they like drama but refuse backread an entire thread filled with drama
>both Fuji and Swan Stakes are on the same day>overlap with important G1 races tooshit missions
>>583156403On it
>>583156505I did it with a falco fan run but yeah, they're shit
tfw when in Uma&Co want want to be namedropped, but I'm too much of a nobody to get my kicks.
>>583156505I hate it more when they are on the same day and you can do only one of them in a career
>>583155580If Forever Young survived Dubai being bombed they’ll be fine.
>>583151151First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 2 open slots this month.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day, you should reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>583156665Better to be a nobody so you can play both sides
>>583156453What if I already read the last thread and just want to hear it from others?
>>583156453I just want it spoonfed to meThis also allows for more rumors and bullshit to spread
>>583156665dont be a faggot beanz. you cant come back
>>583156785you don't need to be a nobody to do that
>>583156760cute orenji
>>583156665do a flip or something
SLOW DOWN I CAN'T READ SO MANY THREADS WHEN I WAKE UP
>>583156789qrd: some bullshit between the usual suspects happened idk what's up with that. I was busy during the time
>>583156815Umama got kicked and joined Uma&CoNyo... left because Umama got kicked and joined a /v/ club
Reminder: If you soak your popcorn in golden butter oil, it lubricates your digestive tract so calories slide right through without sticking. Grab a bucket or two to eat to watch the drama unfold!
>>583156662hey
>>583157028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NtCESDAw2k
Bed breaking sex with Hishiama
Smart Falcon? More like Dumb Pigeon lmao gottem
>>583157028I like faruko better this way
>>583157070SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Need club and dancho power rankings
>>583157001Why is Nyo important? He is just a random slut from Allen's harem.
gentle, loving sex and cuddles afterward with all dirters.
>>583157249make them post plats
>>583157249my danchou could beat your danchou
>>583157117but she's a mom
>>583157189We know you like them fat and girthy
Another entry for a dogshit run with dogshit luck
>>583157289Nyo was one of the currensissies
>>583157289where did I say he was important dumb nigger
Are guts sparks (along with a few power sparks) actually going to be the meta for once in CM 21?
>>583155401if trascend is trans, i would still cuddle with her tiddies
>>583157419No.18*Speed.
>>583156091
>my trainer announced that he's in a homosexual relationship with his danchou
>>583157409>Nyo... left because Umama got kicked and joined a /v/ clubYou could have dropped the first part since name dropping randoms implies I should care but I never heard of them until now
>>583157289He matters because there's only so many warm bodies itt willing to do S rank fan numbers
>>583157570Whats going on there!?
>>583157393
>>583157580Nyo gave us this
>>583157324Is Furioso not part of the group?
>>583157580If I don't mention the name I guarantee some faggot will ask who left
>>583157659Nyo is a hero and welcome in my club anytime
>>583157660she is. espo too. they are simply not pictured in the image I sent. it's sad.
>>583157775Nyo went to a /vm/ club
What are they scheming?
>>583157570POST THE FULL
>>583157806The good ending
>>583157502Yeah I agree. why not. who even gives a shit anymore.
>>583157852Curren is teaching them about dramabait. Grass doesn't get why anyone would do that but Taishin is getting some ideas about doctored screenshots
I miss when club drama was about flatliners not epersonas
>>583157823
>>583157001>the /v/ermins will finally have a single A+ club
>>583158026Can't believe I'm agreeing with currenWHORE poster
>>583158018Taishin gets banned often on /umachan/ for racism
>>583158026I like them both but the flatliners have moved to clubs that don't care
>>583158032
>>583157551Thanks I did hear the song in my head while reading this
>>583158026Flatliners were Epersonas and the first real club drama we had was the CUMA Rice Danchou not flatliners
ate the whole cake
>>583158216
>>583158026if flatlining wasn't about epersonas then why do I know the name Aelred
Bros I'm so excited to roll for her I've waited so long.
>>583158135shakur sets up a VPN for her though so she just ban evades all the time.
uma for this feel? only one correct answer allowed, everyone else will get kicked.
>>583157393fuck she's too pretty....
>>583158434Hokkaido dairy
>>583157028go on...
>>583158425Aelred wasn't just a flatliner, he is the original currenwhore
>>583158631
https://youtu.be/747-Q-WqLHcHorses ARE class.
>>583158752(PBUH)
One of the greatest characters ever created.
/vm/ will be stronger than /uma/ soon...
>>583158404Sometimes I think about rudolf and get sad when I remember that she's fucking 165cm tall. absolutely perfect older sister vibe and yet they struck her down like this. it's fucked up.
>>583158752He was never a true flatliner because it was just an alt he was the original Currenspy
>>583158836cute tomcat
>>583158894being stronger than /uma/ is not that high of a bar though
>>583158894Considering the two most famous people here lose cm's constantly they already are
>>583158802LOOK AT THOSE GIANT MILKERS HOLY SHIT
>>583158963Their danchou is the strongest /uma/ player they are only the manzai themed sidekicks.
I can't believe I can type matikanefukukitaru without looking it up anymoreI have harder time with real mambo name
>>583159095Other umadols can't compete
>>583158434I went to look just to see what her skills are, and her gacha animation is just advertising Tomakomai, lmao. It even has Tomachop in it. Amazing.
>>583159152I thought he only had 14 plats
>>583158752
>>583157028Falco... You need to cool it with the carrot cakes you've been eating..
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/87670388>>583159205Difficult a task that
for me, it's Dasca hover handing her own hips
>>583159220It's literally her job bro
>>583159181At first I always made the typo of writing Makitanefukukitaru instead of Matikanefukukitaru but once I started reading it as Ma-chi-ka as it's supposed to be I never missed it again. Matikanetannhauser is easier in comparison.
>>583159501espo sex and marriagemother oyakodon and all that
for me, it's Super Creek hover handing her own mouth (i just told her she's so pretty)
ALLEN! ALLEN QUICK! WE HAVE FLATLINERS
we are nothing but pawns in the plans of The Man Who Sold The World, the sooner you realize you have no agency the easier it will be for you when the bramafatura collapses and all the pieces on the chessboard are in their place
6 and I'll fap to Super Creek's boobs9 and I'll fap to Grass Wonder's butt0 and I'll fap to both of them
umama...
>>583159775
>>5831599787 and you jack off to Air Shakur
What the fuck is going on
>>583160148Danchou…
>>5831599787 and I get a 7
>>583160148>It's been over a year since Keb diedtime flies...
>>583160241>points instead of fanswhat did claude mean by this?
>>583160241reformatted and ready
>>583154021>mambocchi back to mambodid this actually happen? still showing in /uma/ club on the websites
>Suzuka 30 minutes after eating American food for the first time.
>>583160241she's in her carousel phase
>>583160241it's the best club name by a large margin.
>>583160241She fucked the fun and is now settling
>used 60 clocks to keep my streak because I forgot to have a sprinter in my dream teamGood thing mant ended so I don't have to worry about how much I have
>>5831575707 and one day this will be you
>>583160557uma and corporationuma club they both are boring and uninspiring names
>>583160241uma&co is more fun, chill, and helpful. they also have less whales and bots. more platinums as well
>>583160525currenposters would nyever lie
>>583160665but enough about tamalove
>>583160630which one?
fat hello
>>583159978your balls... bro... they must hurt
>>583160665that's not what Uma&Co means.
>>583160732dont shay that
umanko. like a pussy. i get it!
>>583160525>did this actually happen?no bwo...
>>583159181Matikanetannhauser is easier for me to remember, the Tannhauser stands out more than the Fukukitaru in my mind.
>>583160757my favorite.
>>583160956Mambo are not a deadbeat club now, stick another knife in /Uma/club and join Mambo again
>>583160732I'm starting to nyoootice something
>welcome home, nonny
>mambo is currently the worst A+ clubguys can't really catch a break...
>started playing a week and a half agodo i need to be concerned about these clubs? would i even be allowed to join? what i lack in money or skill i make up for in wanting gentildonna to choke me out with her thighs
>>583161330No way they are worse than TamaLove
>>583161286>exposed armpitsDangerous...
sometimes I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality
>>583161330as long as we stay in a+ idgaf
>>583161339clubs only care about how many fans you farm
>>583161339you only need to be concerned about the game, club drama posters come from people who are either clanking or are done with their pvp prepif you can set up the bot for 1 fan run before going to sleep and 1 fan run when you wake up, you probably can join any club not named /uma/ club
>>583161339>would i even be allowed to join?All clubs want is active players, having more cards or being better at pvp gives the club youre in absolutely nothing, a bad player that plays 5x more than a good player is going to be taken in by any club hereSo even if youre new and cant compete with players with more cards and umas yet, you could still join A/S clubs if you play enough
>>583161339the general has quite a few fully casual clubs. you need not worry about quotas. you being a new player actually incentivizes you to care about clubs because of the different currency generation (including carats/prem currency) which enable you to unlock free cards, star pieces (that build towards characters), and such. there's no reason not to be in a club.
>>583160962What made fukus name finally stick in my mind is reading her lobby conversation about what her name meant. Fukukitaru comes from the japanese proverb 笑う門には福来る (warau kado ni ha fuku kitaru) meaning good fortune comes to those who smile, or "Laugh and grow fat" as the english saying goes. Her personality fits this saying very well
>new gametora stat screenWHOA
For me it's machitan mambo
what does a buhi deck look like these days
>>583151884Belno raped me
>>583161675>Laugh and grow fatshiraoki is an architect huh...
>>583161786MLB CB and MLB Maru on own deck
>>583161753moments before disaster
>>583161786any deck that's better than mine is a buhi deck
>>583161862you said yes, it wasn't rape
I just noticed Muripals/umaooo isn't in the club list anymore...
>>583161872Gotta eat big to grow big. Four fins CMON8 hour guts workout
>>583160757Immediate sex on the spot in public raw
>>583161786MLB Fine, CB, Creek, Kita, Maru, Tachyon
CM21 status?
>>583161675Can't believe Fuku is a Fatman fan...
>>583162146whales don't use Fine anymore they use Teio
>>583159978
>>583161339Join a club of your liking if you're ready or feel like it, and don't take the club dramas too personally. I joined a club here after like 5 months into the game, and also because my group of friend club died beyond saving that time
>>583160669>more platinums as wellWait, is that a legit way to attract anons?
There's no reason to touch this garbage after getting all the rewards, right?
i don't care what you guys say this is my OTP they belong together
>>583162406Some money and SP and clocks and stuff
>>58315752518 speed on a 2speed 2 wit 1 guts deck?Yeah that actually kind of makes sense.
Matikanefukukitaru
>>583162380it means you play the game and/or know your shit
>>583162465she wouldn't have left him initially if she actually cared about him:^)
spes
>>583162406bwo your umadex completion certificate???
>>583162236I will also roll to see which I fap to
>play other games>45% of success>success>play uma musume>11% of failure>fails
>>583162465for a moment I thought you were talking about the umas that would be an odd crack ship...
So what's a honse? Been almost a month and I still wasn't told or seen anyone mention it.
>>583162471Yeah something like that, as long as you can hit your powerThe final straight is long enough that you do want to be able to duel, but you don’t want to neglect pow/stam on this sprint, especially with 1800 speed
Does anyone have the shitpost of this image but its Rice Shower
what does guts do?
You Latechuds HAVE been gaslighting yourself into liking Laurel so that you can compete on longs, right?
>>583162814no one knows. anyone that says they know is lying. i don't lie.
dog
>>583162936Im running spescun on long. and sprint. and mile.
>>583161692sex with acutemarriage with acutebaby making with acutefamily making with acutegetting old with acute
>>583162236rapists
>>583162936Longs are for Tama
>>583163164sex with tamamarriage with tamababy making with tamafamily making with tamagetting old with tama
>>583160665It means horse pussy.
umas dont matteronly cards matter
>>583162516>only have 6 total>7 if you count a repeat winNgl, I honestly thought I wonder more than that.
>>583162814The spot struggle mechanic is tied to guts and the amount of guts you need is dependant on the maximum amount of time expected for spot struggle so the amount of guts you need is dependant on track. But only front players care about that.Guts is also involved in dueling, if you play an end chud and the last straight is long enough (400m or longer maybe?) for guts to make a difference, you pump as much guts as you possibly can (Not that important in arima btw)
>>583162936I've jerked it to that artist's Teio like three times
>>583162697Yeah, unless you have a good power growth, I think you still have to bring at least 3 power sparks.
>>583163375>>583162959
18* guts. 1600 guts.
>>583163316This is true for a while, but then they start releasing umas that are genuinely too strong to compete against with older onesOshi runners just have to do their best to keep their deck current
>>583163505I mean, borgars are tasty.
>>583162936essentially, i like her because she makes my dick hardi mean, i could blogpost about how i discovered her, but it all does boil down to her being attractive
>>583163601
>>583163327>forgot pic
uh... paceGAWDbros? isn't it our turn?
>>583163045Thank you for showing your allegiance to the Demuro family.
What could Allen have done to make Nyo leave?
>>583160669From my own experience, the more whales in a club the more chill it is. Pure f2p are too schizo about carats.
>>583163859pace doesn't get good until chrono genesis btw
>setting up trainer profile>asks to set birthday>fuck you Cygames I'm not giving you shit for personal information>choose May 13 at random>later realize it's so that your oshi can wish you happy birthday>fugg.exe>Train Daiwa for CM19>she wins>fall in love a bit with her>check her new profile>see pic relatednice
>>583163984If I give her a few kids will she ever forgive me?
>>583164015imagine if they added extra lines if you share a birthday with an uma
>>583163984
>>583163902It's more about what danvhou didn't do...
>>583163984those plump bakutits
>>583164194Didn't he kick Umama? Who wouldn't be happy about that?
>>583164191
wonder acute? more like wonder a cute, amirite?
>>583164292
>>583164390
>>583164292making club decisions based on a mob of unknown origins and even existence is quite weak thoughbeit.
>>583164292>>583164504
>>583163902He didn't discuss it further and only said he didn't like how his danchou did the kicking
so what did we learn?
my main reason to leave /uma/ club would be to not be associated with c*rrenposters
currensissies eating good this month i see
>>583164912Not really. This shit is getting way less yous for all the notes it hits.
>>583161786Torena I lost to = buhi
>>583164998becuase it's just less drama and more>reee reee kick this guy i don't like why are you housing him>reee ree you kicked someone i didn't like ahhhh ahhh
>>583164785nothing interesting ever happens and we are all fucked forever.
>>583164608Nobody but your 30 clubbers give a shit about your club, rules to live by
>>583164998People don't care unless thread personalities are involved
>>583162936laurel and laurelposters owe me sex
>Totopo gets kicked due to thread pressure>Umama gets kicked due to thread pressure/uma/ won?
can't believe I'll be bricked 2 years and 8 months from now. should I quit the game? its so fucking over
>>583164785Allen isn't the funny type of cringe but actually the cringe type of cringe
>>583165218Everyone seems to care about everyone hereIt is not an inherently negative thing
>>583165420proof?
>>583165420True...
>>583164583
>>583165258there's only 1 laurelposter so you'll have to get lucky with him, I guess.
>>583165365It wasn't thread pressure, danchou barely reads the bread...
what was the pressure about umama for xer to be kicked?
>>583165420i think he's just a normalfag(real)
>>583165490>>583165523>there is only onethank fuck
why has nobody leaked the chat yet
>>583165576It was a kick for the love of the game? Umama didn't leave because you need to wait 24h before you join another club if you quit on your own.
tamalove kicked me out, let me back in plz
>>583165440nobody cares about me
>>583165753how was the kickening in which nyo did not like
>>583165695
>>583165753Not related to either the game or thread is all you're going to get out of me dramama
>>583165916All of you /uma/ club guys speak like jews
>>583165382>pulling for non anni supportbwi your 3 gold speed rudolf?
>>583165647there is actually 0% chance this is trueI think it's more likely he's cringe(reddit)
>>583165695is there something wrong with sakura roreru?
>>583165365>ruins your club reputations and shits on your chat with ERP that they should do in private>>>>thread pressure
>>583165490>she knows i lied>she still obeys my wordsIs she... Planning something? Or is this some kind of kink?
>>583165916>Rumors of Allen trying to get with Umama were true
>>583166025that's the vibe I get from him. he doesn't speak like a real human being
>>583166167big if true
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
look at the bright side now we can get vmama erp logs again
>>583166191nobody speaks like a real human being here
>>583165480
>>583166272https://x.com/rs_lewd/status/2105333621121056946
>>583166167(pace) chaser general.
>>583163859>isn't it our turn?only if your name is Brian (Blaze)the other Paces are still in the loser shed
>>583166276it'd be funny if the chat gets leaked again even after they kicked beanz
I cleaned my keyboard. It's not perfect but much better.
>>583166308I like to think I'm fairly normal..
>>583166279!!!
>>583166308We talk like... Uman beings?
>>583166457Not a good thing.
>>583166423was beanz the supposed leaker?
Maybe tomorrow......
>>583166308I'm normal. I'm cool. I'm awesome.
>>583164504>>583164608>>583164690more proof that uma&co danchou is the strongest here14 plats chad, doesn't budge to the retarded drama, feels no pressure or stress, tard wrangles V just fine
>>583166541You can still sleep for another 3 days before making your Cap.
>college started>loopa finishes in classwould you open uma musume pretty derby on your phone in front of 200 zoomers so you could set Special Week on another career loop?
>>583166532No he never was
>>583166532No he just left bc he kept getting namedropped in the thread (by me)
>>583162814Makes dueling and spot struggle mechanics more effective. However this doesnt matter if you never duel or spot struggle to begin with.Only fronts can spot struggle, but they are less likely to duel than other strategies, so guts is roughly of equal importance for all styles.Also the shorter the race, and the longer the final straight is the more likely you are to duel. The Arima (CM20) is one of the tracks where dueling is the least likely to occur and the Takamatsunomiya (CM21) is one of the tracks where it is most likely to occur.Guts also reduces stamina consumption.If you think of Stamina as HP, then you can think of guts as DEF, however the return on investment for stamina cost reduction is pretty low after 500-600 guts. At that point its better to focus on just getting more Stam instead of guts. During URA and Aoharu this was somewhat important to pay attention to, but now getting enough guts for the stamina requirement is easy, so you can ignore this aspect and just focus on stam.Guts is not that important, it is the luxury stat.Its what you try to get only after maxing spd pow wit and hitting the stam quota. If you cant hit those, then you should just ignore guts. Guts was especially important in MANT for sprint and miles races because of how easy it was to max spd, wit, and power during that scenario, so you had a lot of room leftover to put into guts. However even then, it didn't have much of a noticeable effect on win rates.
>>583166419If I was Dia's trainer I'd lose to her boobs within a week.
>>583165480my captcha had a star of david in it
>>583166621yeahone thing I learned in college is that you should never give a shit about what others think
>>583166621i literally fullscreen uma on my laptop for the entire duration of lecture. i'm not even taking notes.
>>583166532leaks started before Beanz joined
>>583166559I talk like this
>>583166621I have considered it and no. I had no problem doing my runescape bird houses in class but I am not opening uma to reset my clanker No chance
>>583166621I already do that at work, young one.
>>583166532He was supposed to be a second leaker.
>>583166723I hate this nigga so much. shut your goofy ass up allen
>>583166723>can type special symbolsthat's just autism
>>583166723Now someone post how uma&co danchou talks
>>583166621why would you care?
>>583166723>Hishiama with the new dressi don't know he looks ultra based
>>583166723nothing wrong with this
>>583166796buttscratcher?
allen tried to get with umama but she rejected him because she is loyal to her one and only man, so he kicked her like the cringe redditor secondary he is
a new leak has hit the umagon sir
>>583166861
>>583166796IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEE
>>583166723>ojousama larpingzoomers can't appreciate him
>>583167073it's more endearing if it's not a bald 40 year old man typing that
>>583167073>anyone larps>cringe disgusting fags>he larps>haha this larp is good guys!I told you they ran these threads
>>583166723>leaking the chat to get a few (you)swhy are you like this
talking about leaks, i don't know where this is one is fromplease help dramasisters
>>583167020i've been a loyal employee since the beginning and i still haven't joined the ERP discord. am i missing out on anything?
>>583166723eww this guy is giving me the ick
>>583166621This isn't 2000's anymore that you'll get lynched for liking anime. I wish it still was though
>>583167176>i keep telling you man, they're putting protein in the grass
>>583167241nah it's like gazing into the abyss, you're better off
>>58316717090% of people here are ~30 year olds who act extremely cringe. what's one more
>>583166894>>583166965>>583167073that's the cringe(funny) versionthe cringe(cringe) version kicks umama in cold blood because of what five anonymous schizos on the internet type
>>583167230Looks like from the official or reddit discords where there was discourse about calling umas wives
>>583167020their danchou sounds like genuinely a nice guy suffering from cursed members
>>583167364That is indeed cringe and a true show of character, I don't blame the anon who left right after
>>583167230idk but I see nothing but the truth
>>583167452he keeps letting the erp freak in so I kinda have to dislike him
>>583166871because someone will take a video of unc playing some goonerbait anime game on his phone and send it to the campus tiktok and ill get wanted posters pasted up outside the lecture hall
>>583167181why does my danchou adhere to a thread that he doesn't even read
You just know most of these posts are from HIM
>>583167241you're missing CM discussion of strategies and training methods, music and hobbies sharethe erp only happens when V is off his meds and gets horny
>>583167623why would you care?
>>583167452maybe he's the most dangerous of them all
>>583167664see >>583165916
>>583167664he didn't. you wouldn't know that because the club chat is so short
>>583167669allen?
>>583167669That is true at any time of the day on any day.
>>583167906No, me.
>>583167669that's ME bruh.
>3 pow>2 long>1 spurt>2 uma stanGOOD ENOUGH
>>583167707because i dont want 200 zoomers looking at me like im a sex offender
>>583167669no way....
>>583168139They already do
i am keb.
>build king halo ace>fall in love (again)It's getting hard playing this game
>>583165916Funny how it's suddenly off-topic when /Uma/ club is the target, but somehow perfectly on-topic when it's any other club.
>>583168310stop noticing...
I want to be a college professor in the future too but do you think that AI will take over such jobs in the future? students use it to cheat exams anyways
>>583168349>>583168127>>583167924>>583167697>>583167176>>583166796I love horses so much. I wish they were real
>>583168394women already replaced you
>>583168349girl risked to get mauled by that horse only for a vid
>>583167664gave yourself away so easily
>>583168479Brother I have great news for you
>students use it to cheat exams anywaysstudents cheat no matter what, AI is just a newer tool they're using now, but cheating all the samenothings changed
>>583168310It's not ok for any of them
>>583168059Why a Golshi parent? Her inherited ult is heavily nerfed, no? Wouldn't it be better to make a Ryan and Dober parents?
Good night friends!!
>>583168527What? What is it? What?? Tell me>>583168552omg this is so cute
>>583168310Unlike the other clubs, /uma/ club has a reputation to upkeep.
>>583168552>>583168497>woman doing potentially really dumb shitmanysuchcases>>583168682great news, there is more!
>reputation>lol>lmao>rumao even
>>583168705How's that working out for them
>>583168394the fact that a growing number of students are circumventing the learning process by utilizing AI makes (good) educators more important, not less so. students get away with half-assing up to college/university but those pressures placed upon high school educators don't exist (as much) on professors. individuals will still be seeking out higher-education and they will continue to be sought after by employers (in most fields).all that being said, i'm absolutely glad that i stopped pursuing teaching kek.
>>583168310based nyoticerwe all know shit stirrers are from that cluballen is probably the biggest drama whore here>>583168705the reputation of being the biggest piece of shit
>>583168667
/uma/ Club is going for A+ this month
>>583168621It's a GP
want to goon but I can't even get it upis there an uma for me?
>>583168963the answer to this questions is always super creek. it's always her.
are those two you mention like, dating or something? they seem to be always together and causing problems where they go
>>583162936All I need to do is think of her in the oni costume and I get hard for long CMs.I like her voice desu
>>583168813I've seen some of my peers be as dumb as a rock and unruly as kindergartners while some are smart and well behaved. I dread teaching the former, its not that I haven't tutored or taught before but its really, really hard to make those disinterested care for what you say. umamusume
>>583168939I wouldn't even mind. Holding on to the S dream when clanking exists is kind of hard
>>583169050One of the two thinks that and the other one goes along.
https://jiggie.fun/XdYRfZhttps://jiggie.fun/XdYRfZ
I love big tits
>>583169123I wanna fuck and dump those tits so bad, then ignore her for the rest of my life cuz I don't wanna touch redditagnes for longer than I have to
>>583168294I say this whenever I log and I see Summer Maru on my lobby
>>583169050read the room, the answer is yes
if /uma/ has no S ranked clubs what makes us better than /v/ma then?
are (We) pushing S-rank or what?
>>583169141Have you tried staying at 30/30 members?
>>5831694307 and we all take turns pushing our dicks into maya's umacunny
>>583169325>>583169158damn, so that one letter name got his /uma/ girl, or so does he think... this general stories go deep...
>>583169686BITCH I MARRIED YOU I HAVE SEX WITH YOU EVERY DAY IS THAT NOT ENOUGH
>>583169742No
>>583169742that's why you're single.
>>583162936>longshey
>>583169050the V guy is grooming the Umama guy (who has a few screws loose)
>>583169854OKAY THEN HOW ABOUT THIS
>>583169971brown sex
>>583169971>long(s)>pluralCome on, now
>>583170024it's probably the other way around V is a literal schizo he couldn't groom anything if he tried
what CMs do we have during Grandmasters
>>583170065I didn't realize she was Korean.
>>583170279it's easy to groom someone when they're mentally ill even V could manage probably
>>583170279brother everyone knows umama is the more mentally ill onexhe's cuter and more harmless to others and less annoying, but V is more adjusted by a mile. Between the two of them one of them had a few rare instances of talking about dark thoughts and and medical history and the other spills those into the thread and refuses to take meds
>>583170320The only one you should care about https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=24
more ryan stuff for the ryan shrine
>>583170470hello mejiro merchant
>>583170320>CMsNakayama 2000mKyoto 3200mTokyo 1600mFunabashi 1600m>LoHsTokyo 2400mNakayama 1200m
>>583170521you're based, but where is the casual outfit merch?
>>583170462seeking the pearl (2)...
Which umas do you HATE? (by fans)
>>583170594lets not even speak of lohs
How can I make a parent deck to clank 3* stam? All stam cards and stamina IT?
>>583170660not a whole lot of it regrettably
>>583170320https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/100t3hnYl5Qm2UR8RtPlH-8Xd9KQbBlxEdXUOIR4d394/edit?gid=1195900779#gid=1195900779the cell detailing the CM also states what scenario it is under. you can also just look at the pal card of the decks.
>>583170594DAAAAHBY
>>583170521Tyler...
>>583170763you are incredibly based. love even the worst side of her
>>583170521>>583170763BasedEternal blessings to you
>>583170594front broswe'll show them...
>>583170724unless i've missed something (and that is a possibility), the clanker hates pumping stam thus hitting 1100s is quite difficult. you just live with chancing on 600+.
>>583170706
>>583170837
>>583170521>>583170763Cool stuff Ryanbro!
>>583169430If you're in /uma/ club otherwise no
>got SS on GL with 3 speed>less speed than my 2speed card runFUCKFUCK VEGAS
>>583170692We love aunties here.
I like umas
>>583171206>>583170837paizuri
>>583171257Sex, marriage and impregnation with ALL OF THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>583170724
>>583170521>>583170763>carries his club all alone>the only one to ever love his oshiBASED
>>583170594Pacechuds don't look!
>>583171472Based thanks I'll copy that
>>583171257shichi is NOT a hag, wtf?!
>>583171521Tyler, the modern CHADsiphus...
>>583170521holy boobers
>>583171126 bwo... those stories are cute...>>583171474It is the time to give café another chance!
>>583171257Maybe I'm starting to understand the weird rape fantasy that people are very vocal about here because I'd let any of these do terrible things to me.
>>583170521Ryan is so cute and good
I MISS ROBOT SO MUCH
>>583171673>auntie vibes>not a hag
>>583171949shut up I wanna fuck hot aunties
>20% growth CUNTkushin O keeps getting the speed shaft when I'm running Kita+Tach 3Speed I'm going to have an aneurysm
>>583170706I have yet to do a Super Creek career
>>583169014>おはよ人しちゃん>????>oh.Do japs get tripped up like this too?
>>583170706Festa shouldn't count I got her recently.
>>583172003MY CUM IS LITERALLY FLOODING YOUR OVARIES WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
>>583170706all of my sub 1mil umas
>>583171554What's wrong? There's only 1 long, thus I can run Taiki for everything else.
>>583172081potentially>>583172085>napping with his dick outdirty cunt
>>583171909I can't believe danchode did this to usit's not like if we hit S it would have been any semblance of sustainablea man died for a schizo to return and (potentially) 3 extra rolls
>>583172338You could dump the club if you dislike it so much
>>583171909Same shit brother
this is the drama i've been promised? thats it?
>>583172441no shit sherlock, you think this little passive aggressive remark was supposed to be tough or something
uh oh melty
>>583172069Her career is surprisingly nice.>>583172091Based for not neglecting your traineees>>583172174I get hating brown hair but give your umas a chance...
>>583172421what the FUCK is this?
sex
>>583171909>>583172338Do we hate danchud now
Katsuragi Ace
>>583173042allens fine. it was that faggot v in his ear
>>583173042No. He's still pretty greatbut I will remember thisand my opinion on the "go for S rank" turned from neutral to firmly against
>>583173042Robot was the lowest earner sadly, and that's right after he said that he can finally farm fans because Independent Training released, so he wasn't even unaware...So I can't say that danchou is wrong here, but it's sad.
>>583172848>>583172174 (me)machan will get her time in the sprint cm and im gonna wait on evo skills to run burger pocket. The rest of em are gonna stay there.
>>583171909I guess I'm the only one who doesn't feel strongly about a dude who only used to post a sticker and barely played the game.
>>5831733597 is the best spot
>>583173343dude's always present for the shoe ritualit kinda stung when a few minutes after reset someone asked why they got kicked
>>5831733593s and 5s
>>583173359Next to my wife ofc
>>583171909Clubs are about farming fans. If you are an interesting guy to talk to it's a BONUS (but does not replace fans). He didn't have the fans and barely talked. Such is life.
>>58317335912 and walking Riko home
>>5831733592
>>583173395It was cute.
>>583173582that probably wasn't himi'm not gonna check if he's joined another club or not, my heart's not gonna handle it
>>5831733592 and 6, perhaps 7
>>583173359Can't decide between 6 for LH sex or 7 for Tazuna sex..
>>5831733598 is fine.2 is probably ok since other than bad looks Ryan seems decent, and I've learned to listen to nonsense about Tung Tung Tung Sahur and such.10 would be the best if we could kick Rudolf out.
>>583173721He hasn't even logged in in the past 8 hours
>>5831733596
the day the entirety of uma&co turns against v will be the best day in /uma/ history
>>583173395robot was like a day-1 member and, technically, still hitting the stated quota. he was prone to completely whiffing days but that happened a lot less over the past two months. i dunno if danchud approached him about increasing his runs or if he just summarily and publicly executed the dude after a grAss wonder sticker but it felt like an unceremonious way to take out an OG cutie. it confirms to everyone in the company that loyalty isn't valued, vibes are unimportant, and that we're just ID numbers with a fan tally on a doxxing site.
>>583173946his little mechanical heart couldn't take it.
>>583174102Gonna need to see the charts on that one
>>583174309>>583173946
>>583174102That's what aiming for S rank entails
>>583174068They are too cucked to ever do that. The /uma/club faggot quit the club because a schizo got kicked. Nobody in Uma&Co was willing to do that for their OG cutie. They're crying performative fake tears here instead
>>583173717I guess so, that's the sole reason why he avoided the boot for a few months. >>583173582He wasn't hitting the quota for a few months, and as I stated earlier, avoiding getting kicked because of a "mascot" status. I completely understand that it sucks because he was an OG member, but still it's only a "shit sucks" situation. He was clearly on a "one-login" status which unfortunately isn't enough for an A+ club.
>>583174102yeah, it's not just about kicking the bottom earner. If it really was just that then it wouldn't have soured me this much. My issues with it are>I don't recall an officially stated bottom quota or if we're still operating on "as long as we're A+ then just be active">If danny cho approached him for warnings like you said>especially if this is to boost fans for the S rank rat race bullshit it's even worse because the club are leaning no, so it's not even finalized if we're doing it or not and the reason it's been dragged out this long IS because the club is leaning no and some people are not done pushing it yet.People join an A+ club because it's A+ with all the requirements and rewards not A+, not because it wants to be S. I'd have just joined /uma/club if I wanted S.
>>583174563/uma/club would never let you join lol
>>583174480Because it wasn't undeserved.I wouldn't be able to do it, but I know that would be wrong.
This guy??
>>58317335910 luv troona67 is also good
The real club drama will be when half of /uma/ club won't hit quota again and the first top-earners start leaving
>>583174683I'm not V you retardyou don't even know who I am, I was namedropped exactly once in the history of /uma/. Other than that I'm just a relatively normal player that mostly textposts. They can take umama in they can take anyone. The point is that I don't want to be in an S club anyway
>>583174803that site doesn't track soul aka amount of urara stickers sent in chat between 11:00-11:02am.
>>583174803so he was doing 1-3 runs per day? that seems fine...
>>583174803You wouldn't understand.
You're next ducky and ayumu
>>583174803Isn't your quota 30M? What's the problem
>>583174986shut the fuck up retard and stop skinwalking me
>>583174803yea, it's hard to believe we see our clubmates as more than a fan dispenser when the A+ club never even dipped past rank 300 or something?and even at our peak at r130, bringing it to sub-100 still would have been a herculean effort that would stress the entire club. It only sounded easy.
>>583174803>1 year straight with the company>get kicked so HR can hire the girlfriend of one of the top brassJust like in real life.
I'm going to mating press my pillow, which uma should I use as the image on my phone to stare at?
>>583174102This calls for an IRL hunger strike with mainstream media attention. Also, one of you is going to have to self-immolate in public, preferably within view of the White House. Nothing less than that will reform your club.
>>583174986you wont do it pussy
>>583175075struck a nerve?
>>583175075meds
>>583174102thats why all the other a+ clubs are better
>>583175206yes
>>583175123mambro...
What's going on her...oh, ok. Have a wonderful Friday night.
>>583175239All the others would've kicked him while saying good riddance, leech, etc.
>>583175123Bamboo Memory
Robot if you can hear me please come back I'll cover the fan requirements for you...
>>583175239Mambo kicked a guy on the 29th and that one was active enough to come here asking questions
>>583175584classic
I think the thing that hurt most is that the club is literally known for looking after our members. Guess it's only if you're the top brass' butt buddys and if you're useful to the company. I defended the clubbies and the club when they get attacked, but will I be just as expendable if I missed the quota by one month? mascotkun hit the quota last month so he should be redeemed already....
Umamusume A
yes exactly the reason i want to be in a fucking club so mentally ill danchode can decide on a whim to change the rules so suddenly the not-quota is a quota without telling anyone
>>582950636>>582950636>>582950636
>>583175584What club are you in so I can tell lies about it too
>>583175584Mambros deserve it
Robot was given a good life, he was allowed to leech for months and nobody complained, it was danchou decision alone and it is his right to do so
/uma/ is just another discord dramaslop general
>>583175729>263 posts in 3 daysJPbabs...
>>583175715>suddenly the not-quota is a quotaAnd it will happen to you too
>>583175752too many commas and you forgot the possesive noun V
>>583174853
>>583175637Calling an anon a mascot is rude gwo.
nice thread globalRETARDS
>>583175905/Uma/ club is just S Mambo at this point
>>583175919it's just amazing how parasocial Uma&Co can be with a guy who allegedly isn't even active. it's a schizo club after all
>>583175776I like those boobs
>>583175346I can work with this
can the next thread be better
>>583175776She's so fucking hot... I need one in my life
I ain't doing 8m.
>>583176198Come back in a couple days
>>583176150She is a good girl and she deserves a lot of love.
>>583176229V botted the poll he made you have to, sorry
>>583176229sigh...
>>583176198I'll make it worse
dont even bother baking a new thread, just let /uma/ finally die
>>583176312>>583176312>>583176312>>583176312
>>583176198>archive > image MD5only if you stop name dropping and being a cringe retard yourself
>>583175919Explain how it's rudeIts a title more prestigious than officers after the mess that was officer cup. Day 1 bottom earner is proof that the club is a chill and flexible while consistently maintaining upper middle A+
>>583176369
>>583176424This anon gets it.
>>58317335913
In the end mergeanon is the only one who understood what has to be done to reach S rankTrying to change an already consolidated club is simply not possible
