Prev: >>583246117>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg 10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>583271017Ew stinky whore thread
let's tickle.
Only post club drama and cocks in this thread
>>583270408For the same reason Sony isn't doing anything with theirsFor the same reason Microsoft isn't doing anything with theirsFor the same reason literally anyone isn't doing anything with their old IPsRISK AVERSION is number one key today, doesn't matter if it's a movie, TV show or a video game... which is super fucking ironic considering the insane flop video games and movies that come out every damn year, and their increasingly insane cost.>>583270487Dead companies LOVE announcing shit YEARS in advance. You can bet they'd announce "WARCRAFT 4!!" if they had the opportunity, like they did with StarCraft shooter (Again? really?).>>583270447>You think?110%. Remastering/Remaking old content is just the classic cope of a dead IP holder. Hollywood been playing that game since forever, it's nothing new to gaming either. It's the EASIEST fucking sell you can possibly make, no matter what.Why the fuck do you think Sony re-released The Last of Us three fucking times in short sequence? IT WORKS AND SELLS REALLY FUCKING WELL!Remastering FNV is a retarded joke anyway, you'd have to remake that whole damn thing if you want to get rid of the biggest issues, otherwise they will probably just turn it into another TES4 shit show, with the OG engine running under UE5, making everything run like dog shit, with new bugs included4free.>which is absolutely bonkers to say at onceIs it really tho? To me it's a huge sign of desperation, them throwing EVERYTHING they got at the wall, hoping something works and sticks. 3 is a dog shit game front to back, yet it's their best and easiest sell, same goes for FNV, provided they don't fuck with the writing. F5 announcement is completely meaningless, just like TeS6 due to the giant time gap to release.Uma. Musume. Pretty fucking Derby.
>>583271141I want to tickle her nipples with my tongue
>>583270923Doesn't Dia get more art than Kita? She's straight more popular in general
>>583271017>l'arc tomorrow morningGET HYPE
ryan LOVE
waheyI'm too lazy to bake today
New drama or discuss the current ones
cygames just flew over my house
I wish I was a horse girl so someone could play with my ears
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
>>583271039
the first career of a new trainee must be thematic
>>583271017Join umatismno quotasno requirementsno dramano erpersno e celebsno redditorsno discordersno tranniesnothing but sovl, shoes, and 2000 carats a month
With every bone in my body, I HATE Uma x Trainer.
>>583271221Typical zoomer
>>583271217She is simply cuter, sexier, and better. It's not Kitasan's fault she has to compete with one of the best uma designs in the game.
>>583271159>>583271231>UUUUHHHHHHHH DRAMA DRAMA FEED ME MORE DRAMA! I GOT HARD FILTERED BY THIS SCENARIO I CAN'T MAKE UMAS FOR SHIT.... THIS IS OGURI CAP'S FAULT!! NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M A RETARDED UMAROLLER OR THAT I SUCK AT EVERYTHING AT LIFE IT'S THIS OTHER TRANNY'S FAULT THAT I'M BAD AT THE GAME SO I'LL KEEP SHITPOSTING EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS GAY SO PLEASE CAN I GET A CRUMB OF DRAMA I'M TOO RETARDED TO MAKE UP MY OWN DRAMA POSTS PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT CM I WILL GET FOMOD BUT I CAN'T PLAY BECAUSE I'M SO BAD AT THE GAME SO PLEASE TALK ABOUT DRAMA!!!Fuck off.
>>583271368Dober...
>>583270923Dia wants to rape and marry you to save the Satono bloodline
I wish I was a horse so I could marry and fuck multiple umas
hey
>>583271395Dia wrote this post didn't she
>>583271395But Kita is still a really good design. It's not like she's special week.
Tachyon LOVE
Digitan LOVE
i LOVE ryan
>>583271017First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 1 open slot left.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day for your dailies, you should reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>583271332The resulting uma will be terrible but the career will be kino
>>583271554It's impossible to say>>583271589She's fine, cute even, but given how many good uma designs there are and how many of them manage to be at least cute, I just cant bring myself to care much about Kitasan.
>>58327161317 more days until i unlock this stinky fucking NERD
>>583271694I want to grab her ear the same way Laios greedily grabbed Marcille's ear.
>>583271195I kinda figured they were doing it because the demand for it is so high and they needed some buffer time to build hype to resurrect the rotting corpse of Fallout in the meantime. You might be right though I am just coping for Fallout 5 to actually be good. If I'm not mistaken they've given the remaster to Oblivion or the New Vegas sequel. Oblivion is a whole other can of beans though but they have mebers of the original Fallout game like Tim Cain on it so I actually will put some hope into that.It is desperate that's what I mean. Todd got whipped in the ass and his ego can finally be shot down so he said a bunch of placating things to keep his job, it's why I'm not very hopeful on that front. I will entirely judge this decision on the next thing that they release, shutting down 76 would also be a sign of good will.If it's UE5 slop though it is unironically over and they should be 343'd too
Can I get captain spechud thru clanking?
Club chat is unreadable again because THAT person came back
>>583271280I wish I was an Umamusume so I could put in a decent amount of effort during a few years of my career, break a leg or two, and then retire in my early 20s while still being a famous athlete.and yeah getting pet would probably feel good too. maybe.
>>583271589isnt her personality just special week but more genki
Kita is a beauty like none others
>>583271847yeah, only thing that matters is the best in japan skill
When I think about sex I think about Dantsu Flame
>>583271863a smidget of drama please...
>>583271929Dia is better
>>583271847probably, I assume group cards always finish their chain like pals do
V sisters 1/2
>>583271863at least they're keeping it in there this time around
Are catbox uploads fucked again for anyone else?
>Check Friend Point shop since I forgot to check it out after the monthly reset>50 Star Pieces of XOguri XayahideWhat just happened? Is that a permanent rotation thing now?
>>583271863didn't ask
>>583272071part of the chr*stmas celebration
>>5832720272/2Verxina...
Making Creek parents is rough. Having to lose all these races hurts.Should I even bother to schedule the Dirt Mile races at this point?
which uma are you doing your daily race to unlock right now and why?pic related
How much longer for 2x bond? I'm ~20 careers from unlocking her casual.
Trainee is just another word for state mandated wife
>>583272257she's the only one I don't have
>>583271991Yes, that's me.I'm not a good trainer.
>>583272257digitancould be useful for loopa stuff
>>583272253you are not autistic enough to make dirt g1 creek parents or you would have suitable dirt/mile ggps for her already
>>583272257I need an uma that can run dirts
>>583272257Tama isn't available via daily race
>>583272374you grinded all of those? wowWOW
It's 6am and I did not sleep. I haven't been able to sleep properly the last 3 nights due to jet lag.Good morning everyone.
>>583272446cute inesfag*smooch*
Post it.
>>583272446daaaaanchooouuuuu
KIIIIII MIIIIIII TOOO
>>583272027>>583272212awwwthats cute
>>583272526Good morning bro, hope your sleep situation fixes itself soon
>>583272471Why is digitan good for looping?>>583272495>2026>doesnt have oguri yetsovl..
>>583272212>>583272027The kind big sister Xina!
Black Clover?
>Zephyr is top tier for sprint cmI thought she was a miler?
>>583271694>>583271834>they have mebers of the original Fallout gameA completely meaningless gesture in my eyes. This would've mattered 10-20 years ago, now so in these accused times. People literally change if you give them enough money, or they become desperate or whatever. For all we know these people have zero say over anything, or what they have power over becomes dog shit as their believes and priorities have changed.It's an easy, tried and truth marketing method.>76 would also be a sign of good will.You can't tell me that piece of trash isn't making them money, through coping nu-FO fans that eat it up and pay for the subscription and other bullshit. That game is still being development, it still gets new content last I checked. That game is not on "bug fixes only" status, it's making them money to make it worth it. The PR was terrible, but in the long run it was seemingly worth something to keep up the shit show.>If it's UE5 slop thoughIf it was PROPER UE5 slop, I'd have SOME respect for the hussle. However, what they're doing is some Halo Anniversary type shit, or what MGS3 Delta is doing (UE5 as well).It keeps the general gameplay functions in tact, and I bet it's somehow cheaper than a complete remake, but holy shit lmao.
HASHIRI KISOI GOAL MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO OMOIYUME GA KITTO KANAU NARA
>>583272540no one does that.
>>583272295is there a link where i can see all the umas casual outfits on one page?
>>583272526You need to pull an all nighter or be awake for a whole day to reset your body clock, and be able to sleep like a log
>>583272760
>>583272770
how the fuck am i supposed to know my adderall is working. i just started taking it today
>>583272257Suzuka, I just want her
>>583272893There is
>>583273012If you're here and not focused on whatever you should be doing, it's not working.
>>583273012its a placebo
>>583273012how long ago did you take it? I heard that you shouldnt be able to miss it but Im also too poor to go get my adult adhd evaluation
>>583273094They're focused on being here
Good night friends!! I made pizza!
>>583273094its a day off so i have nothing im supposed to focus on. im waiting for some friends to finish a deadlock game so i can join>>583273137about 7 hours ago
>>583272960I want to play some counter-strike with a friend tonight, so I was planning to sleep at around 10am which is when I've been sleeping, so I wouldn't be sleep deprived and play badly.
>>583273012Open a textbook and see if it takes longer for you to lose interest in it
>>583272257Seiun, it was her or tm opera but seiun was 30 shards closer to unlock, i will do tm after
>>583272257banahyde
>>583273092link?
Clankers assemble! Tracen Academy is in grave danger and sneeds (You)r help! Send in your user ID and 60+m fans to join the cause! We pay in Jong, Boardgames and other "activities".With (You) our victory is assured! KACHOW [cool pose] [explosions]
I don't think I've ever been more miserable playing this game than I am now
>>583273296why isnt she more popular, its everything men lovegiant titsglassesnerdybig headwtf
>>583272626>>583272831ANO HI KIMI NI KANJITANANIKA WO SHINJITEHARU MO NATSU MO AKI MO FUYU MO KOE NEGAI KOGARE HASHIREAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHOURI EEEEEEEEEE>>583273209Sometimes playing while sleep deprived activates big balls energy. Guaranteed to be trashtalked tho
>>583272817>A completely meaningless gesture in my eyes.I see what you mean, it's at least a start that they're contracting the IP off to a different studio this time though. New Vegas is one of my favorite games ever so this will either make or break my faith in the industry if this project releases. They have a VERY LONG history of shitty marketing practices >You can't tell me that piece of trash isn't making them moneyWhich is why I think it would be a good sign of faith to original fans that they're diverting resources again to making shit people actually want to play. The reddit croud they've attracted like flies to shit won't be happy but what can you do? I can't really think of a modern company dumping their nu-fanbase so I think I'm just being radical>If it was PROPER UE5 slopTrue, I might be in the minority but I really liked Silent Hill f, besides the combat. Fallout never really was about the combat but exploriation so if they could nail that I guess it could work.
>>583273458Glasses suck and so does her hair. I do like her deeper voice though.
>>583273458
>>583273458probably her voice
>>583273330lower it to 50m and ill join>>583273573>regular size headsurely nobody would be into this
Which umas use Celsius. Which umas use Fahrenheit.
>>583273330>dicksword>botters>VFniggersHow about no
>>583273410it's time to quit playing the game bwo
>>58327333060M fans monthly or weekly?
>>583271231qrd on emailgate
My fifth run with her and I never got 1.3k speed with her on THREE FUCKING SPEED CARDS!!! What the fuck is wrong with this dogshit scenario
>>583273710>CelsiusEvery uma besides Grass, El and Taiki>FahrenheitGrass, El and Taiki
>>583273784Hourly
>>583273841Grass is Japanese, she would use celsius
>>583273976Speaking English to my trainee Grass, despite her looking visibly uncomfortable and not looking me in the eye!
>>583273819are you trying to make an Open League uma with 1300+ speed? surely that cant be worth it over skills
>>583272485Fuck off, there really isnt much to improve here.The best anyone can hope for is E in both Dirt and Mile, and even that will still have a low chance of wining dirt miles.
>>583274059It's not for a fact.
>>583273723>@VF = Netenyahu>Jeffrey Epstein
>>583274059it turns out skills are a meme
DanCHODE
Fronts are so strong this CM, they might as well be running in a completely different racetrack, Now i know who those saying "arimakino" actually are.
spes
>>583274059Nah I just fuck it and didnt buy any skills. I am training for graded, but the stat line was so dogshit I just speed ran the career screen
>>583274217if you are sovl-less and can only run one style from now until the end of the game front is the right one. its the meta tards style of choice
>>583274126>>583274113>it mogs my best acewhat the fuckGuess I am making a statmax rapist instead
>>583271589Dia seems more fiery, sultry to me. Kita is like a genki, sexy golden retrieverthat you can (and should) fuck I love both, really. In the right frame, Kita is major sexo, but Dia is always giga ultra sexo.
>>583274217Didn't read. Too distracted by the taiyaki in your image.
>>583274121
>>583273458her voice is too deep and it turns off insecure weebs who need their waifus to sound like they're 8 years oldshe's also more autistic than most men which also pisses them off
>>583273012did you eat any pomegranate recently
>Sengoku Rance>on SteamGOD DAMNI guess I'll be replaying the game again for times I've already forgotten
>>583272257Base bourbon.
>>583274496nyo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUmas for stress relief?
>>583274496no but my cum tastes good
>>583274452top 10 most autistic umas in the game (Including jp?)
>>583274358Are you saying my reject would do well in open?
>>58327378460M per month
>>583274505I've played Sengoku Rance for probably over 100 hours possibly multiple but still haven't beaten it once
>>583274646it probably would. if you build another 2 you could try to get 81/81 for a stress free 1800 carats
Have you unlocked all achievements?
>>583274098just take c mile instead of gambling on 3 different race types
>>583274694I can forgive the botters, but i will never join a club with fucking Machan branding
>>583274762of course
>>583274639Titleholder
>>583274728Literally HOW Or beaten it like, all the routes?
>>583274608>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>583274608
>>583274331dumbass slop machine thinking her white braid would show up in the shadow
>>583274639palmer isn't that chubby
>>583273525>contracting the IP off to a different studio this time though.To be fair outsourcing straight forwards jobs like a remaster/re-make is nothing special, there isn't exactly much creativity needed here.>NVR will make or break my faithNot FO4? Not 76? Not Skyrim version 20, not Starfield? Don't get me started on the industry as a whole.>to making shit people actually want to play.It's a valid, functional stream of income. Why shut it down, for meaningless "good boy points" that only a tiny amount of people will hear, much less care about?The majority of gamer are not as well read up or connected to the news as you might think.I get your idea behind it, but you need to think about it from their PoV as well. People are clearly playing and paying for it, partly confirming some internal bias.>The reddit croud won't like itSoooooooo their main audience, since FO3, aka the mainstream? As a big company, you go where the money is, and you fucking stay there. You don't pull some funky "Let's try and attract the OG audience", as that would be FO1/2, a completely different beast, genre and franchise entirely.>but I really liked Silent Hill fI don't think that's a controversial statement.And let's not pretend UE5 is bad by design, it's problematic at best. End of the day it comes down to what you make out of it, see Valorant as a good example. Originally UE4, ported to UE5 without the fancy graphical shit, and it runs like butter, if not better than on UE4.
>>583274639kiseki is an unironic shonen fan so clearly there's something wrong with her.
>>583273330This is a genius club name, too bad you guys got slandered to death
DOG
>>583275052They did it to themselves
>>583274608they'd recommend spending time with Taiki Shuttle
@umagork summarize this reply chain of avatarfags talking about bethesda shit
>>583274747Isee, well I rather bash my head against the wall and try to get some decent graded umas working. If all fails I just sent my TT umas for B group 3rd in there
>>583275082why is there so many people that wanna fuck dogsyet they arent white woman
>danchou just kicked someone
Wew
if all the IRL versions of the ingame umas in their primes were brought in a time machine and raced eachother (2000m TURF) who do you think would win unironically
>>583274801bwo what's wrong with aston machan...
>>583275052it's not slander because it's neither spoken word nor untrue
>>583275190>not my clubfuck i hoped
>>583275158bethesda bad, go play smt instead
>>583275184>>583275082I wanna fug these dogs
>>583275082Umas are just giant dogs after all
>>583275308>hyper normie weeb shitLMAO
>>583275184I want to hug Taiki and smell her white woman scent
>>583272764Noelle’s VA sexo.
>>583275052Do (You) value thread schizo opinion higher than (You)r own personal enjoyment?
>>583275235winning ticket would probably win
I've been too busy playing Ace Combat 8 to care about this threads drama
>>583273815
>>583275401They all look the same
>someone mentioned Oguri's song sounded nostalgic threads ago>actually 2000s era song vibesI like Oguri now
>>583275456
>>583273012What's your dose? When I got on mine for the first time it hit me like a fucking truck.
>>583275442tell bandai to stop suddenly giving a shit for piracy and start selling zero separately LIKE THEY ARE FOR FUCKING CONSOLE I DONT WANNA BUY AND DOWNLOAD AC8 JUST TO PLAY A SHITTY PORT OF A PS2 TITLE
>>583275404No, that's exactly why I said what I said.
>>583275184i got that dog in me
>>583272257because i need a fifth halloween uma to have a themed TT lineup
>>583274801For me is DB7
>>583273819Based off your wit, I assume you only have 1 wit card, so thats probably part of the reason right there. Not just because wit training gives speed, but because it gives energy which can be traded for other things.Also you probably have weak cards. When people say "3 speed cards" they often mean "Tachyon and KSB + SR Sweep or another SSR speed." If you dont have that, then obviously your speed wont be as good, especially if you are training a 0% speed growth uma.Finally, luck is always a thing. Although if you're training Fuku then that shouldn't be too much of an issue.
>>583275404Stupid Sexy class president
post something blue
>>583274825it's hard without a guide and I'm retarded
>>583273819try with an uma that doesnt suck
>>583275674Sakura girls are DANGEROUS
Was the UmaDash dancho always like this
>>583274935Haha yeah you cooked me good on this one, I just want some sort of new radical change. After seeing what happened to Halo as an IP and 343 essentially losing it it geneuinely has made me think it could get better from a quiality standpoint. FO4-Starfield just feels like an evil feverdream but like I said earlier they still have Emil as lead creative director so I don't think they're going anywhere anymore. Even to their offshoot at Obsidian Avowed and Outer Worlds were also ass so it feels like an industry things as a whole. I hardly buy games anymore as opposed to 15 years ago.
>>583275693Does me getting blue balled count?
Posted in the wrong thread again. Replaced KSB and Cafe for story Brian and Riko. Is it worth doing this? I seemed to have a lot worse skillset than before.
>>583275708Use a guide, if you played the previous Rance games the game doesn't tell you in any way that you can recruit these girls and they are the best both gameplay and storywise.
>>583275693
>>583275224>Gw/pp>Nothing else worth caring aboutShit sparks. Go again.
>>583275767Sakura model line is the best!>>583275812I'm no longer a dancho, I can have fun now ;^)
>>583274801
>>583275235twin turbo
>>583275668>When people say "3 speed cards" they often mean "Tachyon and KSB + SR SweepGot those, ran those. I indeed run 1 wit for Creeku. Tried Vodka power too. I cant fucking hit decent speed so far. I might be unlucky, as they. I am fine with a 800 (((witlet).>Finally, luck is always a thing. Although if you're training Fuku then that shouldn't be too much of an issue.I might just be in a very unlucky streak and it kinda makes me want to throw the CM
What's /uma/s general consensus on this? r*ddit is pulling for 1 spark
>>583275456>Kebisdead@gmail.comNyo...
>>583275839I will NYOT use a guide
I like how the C+ color suits her outfit colors.
>>583275708bwooooYou don't need a guide to beat the normal/true route at the least. It's also rather easy to go to Uesugi(best girl) 's route too
https://jiggie.fun/FzFobKhttps://jiggie.fun/FzFobKhttps://jiggie.fun/FzFobK
>>583275998Anon, why do (You) know what r*ddit is thinking?
>>583275837Riko is kind of ass for making Aces
>>583275998only pulling if there's 100 free pulls
>>583275998If they dont give free pulls or add it to the Ramonu banner (lol, lmao), I will simply borrow for 3 months. It IS good for parent botting though, I'll give it that.
>>583275998im finna skippu and borrow it lil bitch nigga
BWOS IS UMAMUSUME JUST A SHITTIER VERSION OF PRINCESS MAKER?
>>583274505
>>583276036>believing their liesThey told us Keb killed himself in his cell but he's been seen somewhere else...IT'S NOT OVER YE-AAAAGH WHO THE FUCK SHOT ME
>>583276154cause i read-it
>>583276208play musumaker
nonnies are good at being smoochers so they must be good at rance
>>583275916What was stopping you before
>>583276257But with umas
>>583276208noits a shitter version of gakumas
>>583275998You should be pulling until MLB for clanker runs
>>583276350>>583276370I don't know how many times I've played the series how the fuck did they make a porn game that is fun and funny? I kneel...
>>583276370>>583276350there is no way steam changed rape for smoochies, right?
>>583276404How do I convince Curren to let me lick her sticky armpits
>>583275916>I can have fun nowwhat did he means by this?
>>583275998I'm doing 400 pulls but that's because it fits my pull plan, it's probably better to just borrow it if you are hurting for carats.
>>583276476What do you mean there's no way? Of course they would
500 points to gryffindor
>>583276356- avoiding drama for clubs sake- maintaining """""reputation""""" for clubs sake- being responsible for clubs sake- (You) get the idea
>>583276407I'm already borrowing kingu power for 90% of my clanker runs just to have umastan i dont see a problem with borrowing progenitors instead
>>583276515Uh ohDanchou, don't believe his lies
>>583276476usually the porn dev will offer a free patch to uncuck the game. Surely this one has it...
>>583275901>>583275916Stupid sexy bombshell
>>583276171>aceDoes that strictly imply CM? I'm trying to update this roster.
>>583276476Naturally they did. Everything sex related is now kisses, smooches and rubbing shoulders. Just patch it to reverse back to original
>>583276629Can you go back to being a danchou instead of an annoying avatarfag
>>583276484tell her youre doing it for the grambitches love the gram
>>583276442AliceSoft games are written by Japanese women.Love Japanese female writers so much it's unreal.
>>583276629I respect it
>>583276442The previous games were funny too. Collapse of Zeth was pretty damn long though >>583276476Would be funny if they did
>jp uma artist I'm following suddenly posts himself half-naked in cosplayAnd they say that westerners are the gay ones...
ANNOUNCEMENT Uma&Co is NOT recruiting!
>>583276729Why contain it?
>>583276693Nevermind continue as you are newcutie, Riko's gold skill is fine for TT
>>58327552715mg xr
>>583275831>it feels like an industry things as a wholeAlex, we got a winner! I bet this sounds silly to people for some funky reason, but you can compare current Hollywood perfectly with the Triple A gaming industry.The only difference is that the indie gaming market is THRIVING, while Hollywood has been keeping the indie movie market comparatively tiny for decades. Both are plagued by political driven bullshit for years now, which brings us back neatly to the Wolfenstein The New Colossus.The average giant hollywood production has a cost of at least 300-500mil at this point as well, so not far away from the average Triple A video game, another gigantic failure point for any production ever trying to make money.Things are fucked, simple as. Hubris left right and center.
>>583276602>Harry, impregnating a Slytherinn genderbend goes against the rules of the magic world>but you managed to shut that bratty foid into a proper wife with nothing more than your wand >50 points to gryffindor
SHUT UP ABOUT FUCKING FALLOUT GODDAMN
i pick energy here right?
>>583276975>STOP HAVING FUNno
QUICK POST YOUR MOST SMOOCHABLE UMA
>>583277037Depends on where you are in the run and how much energy you have. 20 coins is a lot in year 1
>>583277037Junior Year is passion
>>583277072cringe
>>583276735Curren is such an instawhore...
>>583277063my overlord.
>>583277112>>583277141passion it is, thanks
>>583277072>Anime avatar(probably AI)>reddit spacing>those flags>VERIFIED (paid)probably based on india as well. holy reddit
Wtf Steam has porn games now?
>>583277063
>>583274771Yeah I guess so.Since the dirt miles are a lost cause, its not worth risking the 4 turf miles along with the dual mile epithet, just for a shot at 3 of the dirt medium races.
>>583276629Fake ahh quitter
I hate this fucking scenario so much it's unrealDoing meaningless shit over and over
>>583277072I was inclined to believe this was in response to/to provoke leftcuck bait with rightcuck bait, but after knowing they almost cancelled the whole project because of this clip I guess there's at least 5% truth in that cuck's post
>>583276629You can ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶funpost as much as you want but do you need to avatarfag?
>>583277237>nowLook at this unc!
>>583277237>now
>>583277386VERY good uma. Incredibly smoochable
>>583277237It always has had porn games, it just wasn't worth exploring because it was all slop, now it's mostly slop but there's some gems here and there
>>583277401He probably already was shitposting without being an Avatarfag before
>this yuribait ahh eventwe /hbr/ now
new highscore
>>583277501That's good.
People mentioned maxing wit for TT. Does that mean ignore winning or losing and just stack/proc as many skills as possible? Is that something I need to concern myself with if I don't have yhr cards for good gold skills in the first place? Going to class 5 soon.
>what the fwuarkIs this before muteki got fixed like gold city?
>>583277401one is only allowed to avatarfag when being an actual, literal faggot.
>>583276885I'm glad our conversation can by as cyclical as modern mega-billion dollar industries. You're right, indie films and games are what I mainly consume now and I always find myself going back to old games and blockbusters. I think that's why I like watching and going to standup comedy shows nowadays since it's just one funny guy unchained.Good chat as always friend
>>583276629That's why I'm quitting my club if someday danchou leaves and makes me a danchou in the process that has a higher than average chance of happeningThere's no way I'm doing all that extra work while not being able to shitpost freely
>>583276975NEVER
>>583277638WIFE Motion
>>583277406>>583277462>>583277498>>583277545since fucking whenI don't remember there being porn games back when I actually bought games
>>583277601Yeah, scoring is more technically important than winning, as long as you have one runner capable of winning consistentlyAuto umas have the opposite approach of just having so many skills that they rack up points anyway even if a lot of them don’t activate
>>583276975No
>>583277794Many say this
>>583277679>>583277638>I always find myself going back to old games and blockbustersMany. Such. Cases. Thanks for the talk, bro, was fun!>>583277794MANY ARE SAYING THIS!
>>583277802average smart falcon fan in 2026
>>583277859you've missed out on a lot
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>583277639How does being danchou or not stop you from shitposting
>>583277037During Jr year you should always take passion even if you are low on energy. Resting should be avoided, but its not that bad.After that, depending on the situation I might even take passion as late as senior year before summer.Once Senior Summer starts, its obviously gotta be energy.
>>583277923Good thing I'm a Falco fan
>>583277601You still want enough stamina in longs and mediums to survive, getting your Umas in Top 3 also means getting more points but you can worry about that later.
>>583277639Mambwo...
>>583277802I will fap to huge uma tits whenever I please. Tell that to retards at fgo or whatever the fuck if you want to give respect to dead beings.
>>583277859Did you recently turn 18?
>>583277802does falco just empower anyone who posts her into being really good at shitposting?
>70Whoa
>>583277501If only (You) knew how deep the uma hole goes...
>>583277237>NOWNext you're going to say you had no idea Steam sold movies and TV shows, including anime
>>583277501Thats fine though?
>>583277639mambwo nyo...
>>583277237Steam is relatively based in that regard.
>>583277504/highbreadrebake/
>>583278198>>583277802
>>583278004When is later? I'm building all of them expecting them to be the winner.
Does Allen shitpost without avatars
>>583277639Officerbwo...
>>583278084>a*a*a*i
/ourgirl/sat down to have breakfast at 3pm. spilled my entire glass of milk on the floor before i could have a sip. now my bedroom door broke something and won't closehow's your saturday going bros
>>583278416STOP POSTING CUTE TUMMY NATTIE
>>583278084and then some random softcore loli VN gets banned every once in a while
>>583278356Keeping retention in Class 6 consistently
>>583278084>AsanagiWish they'd still do more hardcore stuff like amputation...
>>583277802this voice is AI
>>583278334>Doto's owner: "Yeah give her big bazoonkas"
>>583278084>they removed itgrim.
>>583277561>>583278250Man do I always have to explain everything like I'm talking to literal retards.I didn't say it was bad I said he was doing it before. Now he isn't a danchou and wants to get the avatarfag shitposting autism outside of his system, which is why he's avatarfagging instead of just shitposting normally.Hopefully it won't be a permanent thing
I assume all these off topic game talk is what the trannies were doing to the clubs we have here. I feel sorry for you guys having to have dealt with these rejects.
>>583277237Always had, the name of this one is actually hilarious.https://store.steampowered.com/app/3999230/
>>583278113i've never seen a falcoposter make a bad post
>>583278464Good. Lolifags are obnoxious.
i heard falco does anal or is that curren?
>>583278659curren will do anything for a price
>>583278659d*rters are the anal umas
>>583278501noshitsherlock
>>583278416Tomorrow will be better
>>583278757but l'arc is tomorrow morning..
>>583278460never
>>583278659if falco rips her hymen she loses her umadol powers so anal is her only option
Does budding work in cm22?Im fancying a mutated dirty loli
It finally happened. I was in public and got hit with the full volume>SAIGEIMZU>UMAMUSUME, PRETTY DAH-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN5xtF2mdBg
>>583278809NOOOOOO STOP ITS TOO CUTE THIS ARTIST ESP AAAAAAAAA
>>583278653many women are saying this
>>583278806Correct
>>583278843Pretty what?
Shadman should draw some umas.
>>583277859For a long time now actuallyHaven't been buying games but I'm usually looking for H games and I kept seeing them on steam when I searched for them
>>583278913Many women goon to lolicon, they just don't annoy everyone around about it
>>583278626
>>583278871IRL Falco looks ugly
>>583278806Who cares? Japs sent shitter horses
>>583278843I was visiting my parents house and I was in the kitchen and my mother got to hear a full blast "OHAYOOO-"
>>583278884have more>>583278757it will indeed! i'm not letting it get to me, we move
umamusumepretty stinky
>>583278938who tf would even find this hot
>>583278884You're right, this artist is great. I hope there'll be some new stuff next Comiket.
>>583279123nyooo my heart... she is so cute noo okay enough of this gay shitpost more etc you know the drill
>>583279137Athletic wear is so erotic
>>583278491How long would it take you to hot glue even one of those?
>>583279020bro all jap horses are shitters if we are honest, they always job to usa and euro horses
>>583279175>>583279210is it neicha hours? i think it's neicha hours
>>583278843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgZAWbN5SZg
>>583278871Watching Falco run is crazy excitingEvery stride is very powerfulAbsurd acceleration capacity throughout the entire race
>>583279301>they always job to usa and euro horses
>>583278416>>583278809>>583279175>>583279210>>583279329STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
please please please please please please don't tell me you guys actually buy porn gamesthese are the only games you should pirate what are you doing
>>583279329>>583279175nattie hours
Hello?
POST MORE SWEATY UMAS
>>583279142Me
>>583279098let her hear a HOEH ARIGATO! next time. maybe even a RIKKI! RAAKKI! MINNA DE HAPPI!
>>583278871Are there any strong popular nige on current day horse?
>>583279436Light
>>583279329That's every hour
umas aren't stinky.
>>583279301yeah there's no way a dirty jap could win something like the breeder's cup
daiwa is an obscene fat cow and owes me sex for making me hard and giving me impure thoughts
>>583279556Correct, they are fragrant
What is the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe?The Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe is one of the most prestigious races in world Flat racing and the headline event of a major two-day meeting at ParisLongchamp in France.Run over 2,400 metres, or roughly a mile and a half, the Group One brings together many of the best middle-distance horses from Europe and further afield. Three-year-olds can take on older rivals, allowing the stars of the Classic generation to test themselves against more experienced opposition.First staged in 1920, the Arc has been won by some of the greatest horses in racing history, including Sea-Bird, Mill Reef, Dancing Brave, Sea The Stars, Treve and Enable.When is the 2026 Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe?The 2026 Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe will take place at ParisLongchamp on Sunday 4 October. The Arc is the main event on the second afternoon of a two-day meeting featuring a host of valuable Group races.Arc weekend begins on Saturday 3 October, before several more Group One contests take place alongside the main event on Sunday.What time is the 2026 Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe?The 2026 Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe is scheduled to start at 3:05pm BST, which is 4:05pm local time in France.Nine races are due to take place at ParisLongchamp on Arc day, with the main event occupying its traditional mid-afternoon position on the card.Where is the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe held?The Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe takes place at ParisLongchamp Racecourse in Paris, France. Longchamp has been the traditional home of the race since it was first staged in 1920, although the Arc temporarily moved to Chantilly while the course underwent extensive redevelopment.ParisLongchamp reopened in 2018 and has since resumed its position as the permanent home of France's most famous horse race.
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>>583279497Thankfully people can't spam that in clubchat
>>583279403>>583279453neichaposting will continue until /uma/ is healed
>>583279409>these are the only games you should pirate what are you doingWhat's the logic behind this?
>>583279745three super hot, cute and wonderful wives
>>583279409you gotta support the homies sometimes
>>583279763Who is the favourite to win the 2026 Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe?Defending champion Daryz tops the market, following two Group One wins this season and an easy triumph in the Prix Foy. Find out who Daryz could face in the full betting for the 2026 Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe.How can I watch the 2026 Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe?UK viewers can watch the 2026 Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe live and free on ITV, with ITV Racing broadcasting from ParisLongchamp between 1:00pm and 3:30pm BST. The programme will include three races from the card, culminating with the Arc at 3:05pm.The ITV coverage will also be available to stream live through ITVX, allowing viewers to watch the race online using a compatible mobile device, tablet, computer or smart television.The Arc is open to three-year-olds and older horses, although geldings remain ineligible for the 2026 renewal.How much prize money is on offer in the 2026 Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe?A total prize fund of €5 million is available in the 2026 Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, placing the race among the most valuable turf contests staged in Europe.The winner will collect the largest share of that enormous purse, but the financial reward is only part of the attraction. Winning the Arc can establish a horse as one of the outstanding performers of its generation and significantly enhance its future breeding value.Which horses have won the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe more than once?Eight horses have won the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe twice, but no horse has managed to claim the famous prize on three occasions.Ksar, Motrico, Corrida, Tantieme, Ribot, Alleged, Treve and Enable are the eight dual winners. Enable came close to making history in 2019 when attempting to complete an unprecedented hat-trick, but she choked late , bottled it and had to settle for second.
I need me a natiewife
>>583279883have you ever paid for porn?
>>583278871My bro... now i know you dont use glasses in a race cuz you ate dirt holy hell
>>583279834But anon, that means neichaposting will never stop!
>>583279763>Mill ReefBourbon indirectly mentionedLet's gooooo
>>583279981For niche porn yes.Guys with 90 followers need to be incentivized.
>>583279409but i paid for uma and jack off to it
>>583279989that's the neat part!>>583279971i'm gonna gosling all over the place...
Tabaru will job
>>583280065>Guys
>>583280008Bourbon a cute
>will be asleep when arc is onjeetbros...SEAbros...
>>583279409My PC is probably filled with malwares exactly because of H games from sketchy sites
>>583279981It's a game though?They're mostly VNs, but Sengoku Rance is an actual game with actual gameplay.
>>583279827It's fucked up that you can't. How else am I gonna show my clubenemies how much I love rickey?
>>583280104Paying for a porn game is generally far wiser than paying for a gacha game.
sigh...
>>583280104Yeah but uma is a real videogame and isn't meant to be masturbated to
>>583280178Guys is gender neutral.Most cool porn is drawn by women though, you're right.
>>583280180Correct
>>583280270>teiotards are retards that get virusesabsolute fucking STATE
you guys will be posting a l'Arc stream link tomorrow...right? im not smart enough to find one myself...
>>583279981I've spent over $3000 on Skeb
>>583280396just watch it on itv bro its free on tv here
>>583280189am EST but will have to set an alarm because my sleep schedule is friedtabaru and terra both drew outer posts so it was over before it began anyway... just hope they both finish the race safely
musuderb
>>583278843Bro, its 2026. Anime is mainstream now, no one is going to judge you for that anymore. Just don't advertise it like a retard.
>>583279409>don't tell me you guys actually buy porn games>these are the only games you should pirateVNs and doujinshi games are the ones you should be supporting
>>583280270please be a zoomer, there is no way anyone is getting malware on 2026, it's all zero day exploits nowadays
>>583280376>>583280569It's no different when buying them since dlsite is empowered by SUPERIOR JAP DESIGN that they allowed malwares to be included when bought and downloaded officially
when i hear the song make debut i always think of nature making her AV debut because she cant win a race and is forced to go down the road to grim drugged fetish porn
>>583279971https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R8sD7gmOvY0I lost the soundpost
>>583279875first viewing of this muted I thought special week was plowing someone
>>583280315>isn't meant to be masturbated to
>>583280602BITCH SO DID STEAM WHATS YOUR POINT? No big seller is safe from abuse, only closed ones like Uplay/Origin as they're publisher only for the most part, very controlled.This is still your fault for getting malware in 20 fucking 26. Look for warning signs, don't be a mongoloid without proper adblock, and learn how to use the fucking internet and who to trust.
>>583280716still another 14 months before we can get this dumb slag
>>583280601
>>583280149>>583280616I lost the soundpost as well but have this instead
>will never be able to make an uma porn game because cygays would rape my finances and anus in an instantWhy even bother
>>583272257The OG Oguri Cap, and I'm six away from her. I have the XOguri already, of course. After that would be the base Bourbon and Hayahide.
>>583280903
>New runescape announcedDanchou, pray it's in like 5 years or I'll start slacking....
>>583280787I'm probably fine since I do have adblocks and constantly scan my PC. I usually only download from those sites when f95 isnt' available
i wonder what was the trigger for cygames to finally decide to release uma in english after saying no for 3 whole years? like what changed to make them finally think 'fuck it'
I finished watching the Wonder Acute scouting story and have decided not to scout her.
>>583281094priconne dying
>>583280940Literally Me>>583281012
>>583281094Goldship's VA pet project after she was promoted to become a higher up.
>>583281094It's not just uma. Granblue got an official global release too because of steam version.
>>583281142i will never hate crunchyroll enoughrip inc
>>583281154I CANT
>>583281086>f95Did you miss the huge shitshow from a few months ago where people found out that thousands of games were infected with malware that their system couldn't detect?
>>583281094wasn't global simply in development hell or something for all those years?
>>583281154>>583281086>and constantly scan my PCBruh. I only ever bother with that in VERY rare moments, when I think something is REAL off.Hell, I don't even have any "anti-virus" shit installed to begin with, haven't for a decade.
>>583280971Make notClones of Umas with off brand names but vaguely familiar enough that people know who they are
>>583280808isn't it 3 years? Until her swimsuit alt?
>>583281471ok ill splice two umas together to make them sexier and rename themwhat combos would improve them and sell well? combining silence suzukas body with dotos tits maybe
>>583281525 still a slag in other clothes
>>583281383>>583281418my wife is irresistibly adorable
>>583281698
>>5832815253 years is gonna be like 1.5 with our schedule
>>583278621funny how this is ignored
>>583281414>Did you miss the huge shitshow from a few months ago where people found out that thousands of games were infected with malware that their system couldn't detect?I was talking about that with dlsite. The malware came directly from dlsite and people didn't realize it until it was too lateLuckily I wasnt playing H games those times and didn't get any >>583281418I do it when I feel my PC slowing down, and anti virus is a scam anyway since they're the virus
bros...
>>583278621>>583281818same fagging isn't going to make your case any stronger /V/ turd
>>583281797we fucked
>>583281698>>583281797>>583281928>tfw never everWHY LIVE
>>583281471it's really funny when people get away with doing this
They’re called cryers!
>>583281471TrueWhat if I try, instead of umamusume aka horse girls, I named them, I don't knowDonkey Maidens?And instead of all time's favorites like Symboli Rudolf, Manhattan Cafe and Smart Falcon, I create similar-looking ripoffs named...Christmas Sign, Mustang Coffee and Sharp Eagle?
>>583281874>and anti virus is a scam anyway since they're the virusYou're dumber than you sound lmao. They have their purpose, otherwise you WOULDNT BE FUCKING USING IT TO BEGIN WITH, yet here we areNot all anti virus are trash or worthless, and yes obv they take performance, thats why you don't keep on running 24/7 you dumb fuck, or even have it installed period, like your cowardly ass
well i guess thats my sprint aces done
>>583281803They will probably slow down somewhere.Probably when it's 3 scenarios per year.
>>583281818sigh
>>583281928Why is her vagina speaking to me in front of our child
>>583282163Haven't been using them since forever so I'm fine with it
>>583282193i think they want catchup asap so we cant see into the future about what to pull
>>583282046god I fucking wish I could have a plain nattie type GF, esp when drawn by this 10/10 artist
>>583282312you just know they're gonna drop their jewiest banner, throne but worse level, as soon as we catch up
>>583278621>>583281818>>583282220>samefagging a non issueI bet you're the kind of troon that only joins discord servers with a trillion sections and if anyone deviates slightly from the topic you call the mods
>>583282107i don't think about it much anymore it would be like being sad that i can't redo the holocaust
>>583282107>WHY LIVEfor her
>>583282428jp anons say the game gets much less jewy around a year from now and then its plain sailing
Boyfamily
>>583282791THE DREAMSTRIKA MY BOY
if umas didnt exist what would be the next best game?inumusume?nekomusume?bunnymusume?cowmusume?
>>583283052greyhoundmusume
>>583283052Inu
>>583282591doesn't the game get more and more jewish as time goes on? more and faster card powercreep, stego and/or epi being must-pull parents for everyone, multiple battle pass subscriptions...
>>583283052Catgirls are classic culture
>>583283123Ohaimairu
mpreg horses...
>>583283052Cats, dogs and foxes are out of the question because there's already too many examples to compete in relevancyMy vote would be for Bunnymusume because I have a bunny/reverse bunny outfit fetish
>>583282117bigger
reminder only 1 or 2 anons here actually USE ace naties despite being the most """popular""" uma here
>>583283490Real Natiefags use Teio
>slop
>>583283490I would if she wasn't a... *SIGH*Late surger...
>>583283052WORSE WORSE WORSE BETTER EQUAL BETTER WORSE
>>583283052hmm how about trees
>go to do my daily pulls>I already did themi hate this...
#clublist is inaccuratedespite the claims of schizo posters, /uma/chan 139444290 is in fact a /uma/ club>A+ club>IRC YES>Website YES>Discord Optional
>>583283430We love stallions here.
>>583283679you got btfoget over it
>>583283490Nature would understand, she knows she is a shit runner and would respect us being lazy and taking the route of least resistance. shed be a xogger or a front runner abuser too
>>583283561based take
>>583283679>Website
>>583283679post irc and website
what do i have to look forward to
>>583283679>website
>>583283490proud to say i'm one of themi will bring her as ace to every medium cm until the end of time
>>583283679Should've made a mahjong pun, like umangan, or ippatsuma
>>583283490>>583283768Many anons here are cowards, she can actually win.Next 3 CMs are looking grim though.
>>583283781getting beat up and raped by your drunk uma wife is kinda hot
>>583283781i love you natie but i aint gonna read allat
mejiro family ownedItalian food exportermoving pasta beyond
i cant believe they let a donkey into tracen very very shameful this woulve never happened under the management of the previous director of tracen
>>583283975nice B group wins im proud of you
>>583284029a donkey is fine, too
>>583283975nice open league wins im proud of you
>>583283903>>583283975based ACTUAL real fans, good work
>>583283434who doesn't? it's a pretty basic thing to be into.
>>583283490There's only one out of my five favorites that I ever really train for CM. One of them I won't even unlock until the 2nd Anni selector drops (don't know why they didn't add one to 1.5 it would have been free money).
>>583284148
>>583284029the gyarus at school bullied her and called her donkey, mule, 4 eyes ugly halfbreed etc and she reverted into her shell, became a dorky donkey and found books, the only things that wouldnt hurt her
>did some searching about the steam Sengoku Rance>fully SFW>he actually is now a serial smoocher insteadActually this is kind of funny I might buy the steam version just for this
>>583284058>>583284202Cope.Yeah I don't have the stars for Libra/Virgo, I'm a fraud.
>>583283052Snakegirls
>>583284365I'm not into eroge when I'm GAMING (as opposed to just watching it) so I'd rather it be that too
>>583284365>what if rance, but it's BASED and not reddit edgy?sold
>>583283679mental illness
>>583283490i use her support card for all 3 of my aces every dm so that’s how i cope
>>583284339not a succubus btw
cm20 status?
>>583284643they just really like football
Derby?
>>583284329Do you just use XOguri every single CM?
>>583279409I buy them on Steam and instantly boot them when I get home so that friends and family won't bother me while I'm relaxing.
>>583284371i fucking kneel... i don't have the dedication in me to make her work outside of mediums but i will be sure to use her for every single medium
>>583284713samehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JgQfAhTrdE
untouchable record holder!the heroic author zenno rob roy!
>>583284685I have Machitan and Bourbon ready but don't really know what I wanna do for the third uma. Considering either Taishin, NY Opera or Seiun
>>583284893divegrass gwos...
>>583284893>fraudulent club
>>583284843I didn't pull Hog because of the barrage of accelerated nerfs Cyniggers threw at S Maru.
>>583279409>pirating indiesYou fatasses are the worst
Have raw unprotected creampie sex with umas.
>>583285054>paying for pornkek.KEK.
>>583285065this, but anons. with me.
>>583285051XOguri doesn't fall off from the meta until 4th anniCygames literally cannot and didn't nerf her
>>583285065What if I want to have raw unprotected sex with my umas but finish outside because she's into that?
>>583285054I have pirated free games even. It was a different time.
>>583285107>Being a commie pigbtw if no one pays for the porn, it won't be made, meaning you can't goonlollmaoredditor
>>583285007Yeah, especially since ferguson left themover an IRL uma too
>>583284893Mr. CB would NOT be a central defender
>>583285107>poor
>>583285207>I have pirated free gameswut
>>583285125doesn't hit the same if you don't post an image of an uma to go alongside the post.
>>583285107Yes, I'm not poor nor brown
>>583285291You know, like the dev has a website or an itch io, but you download it from a mirror site.
>>583285263>Mr. Central Back
>>583285232goyim of the week award winner right here
>>583285151I now understand how much of a sacred cow she is, but I did not at the time of her banner.
>>583284893Speaking of divegrass, just realized I missed the qualifiers
>>583285291nta but I rather pirate than download epic games
>>583285467we lost
>>583285471>epic gamesbitch who cares about epic games WHO EVEN KEEPS UP WITH THEIR FREE TRASH GAMES??Pretty sure anon was talking about ACTUAL free games, not temporary shit that's easy to miss like on epic. Why the fuck would you pirate a FREE STEAM gameThat's like people TORRENTING a fucking game trainer that's FREE
>>583279142Breast expansion enjoyer (me)
>>583285471>have epic account>get my free games >pirate them anyways because they're legally mine now>my 'purchase' incentivates Epic to keep giving more free games, making them lose more money in the process
>>583285620not only do i pirate free stuff i immediately stop the torrent once its done, i will never even spend a second seeding files
>>583285759
>>583285759>milf tama with titsHOLY SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
GOLD TRIUMPH tomorrow.
>>583285685
I pirate 2hus
whoa
>>583285567It's fucking Teiover>my home board is in by being relegated from last cupWE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
>>583285315pretty please~?
>>583285857oh yeah? name 5 2hus
I bet the people pirating FREE GAMES (epic are temp giveaways) are the same type that are afraid of the games their ""friends"" see them playor people that are hiding behind "busy" or "offline" 24/7 instead of blocking the people they dislike
>>583285857Pirate 2husBuy 2hu merchIs what Beerman would want
>>583285471Epic games is shit
>>583285912what club is he in
>spent two weeks building out uma stan + scramble lines because i KNEW kris S was a shit borrow>get around to checking hakuraku today as i prep my ace grinding>scramble versus claw forward is a gigantic gap>like, it's not even closethis is what i get for trusting myself.
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i want to build end digitan for cm22 but don't have cb or ruby and don't plan to pull for sweep wit, so i can only get 1 of their golds. do i borrow cb and cope with getting the white versions of lightning surge and RSS from parents? do i not even bother and stick to frontliners?
>>583285997russian club
>>583286049What's wrong with Kris S?
>>583285857wtf same?? crazy...
>>583285963cirnomarika?erm that one with the pitsspecial weeknetanyahu
>>583285991I only pirated free games or games in general because it was the wrong thing to do, I was edgy ok.
>>583285991Jokes on you, I don't have any friends, HA!Also fuck I will pirate free games if they're on a shitty store or have some kind of DRM in it for some retarded reason I'm not gonna let those retarded AAA companies mine crypto with my laptop
>>583285991>hiding behind "offline" 24/7Literally me
The only games Epic ever gives away is SP shit that's old as shit and could be pirated since day one, making it a worthless giveaway.If they would give out a ton of MP titles (that no one wants to give away cuz epic is a trash platform to support) it would be interesting, but they barely if ever do so fuck it
>>583285232holy melty
>>583286079Donkey...
>>583285857>he didn't buy the new EoSDbwo... I didn't too.
>unironically spent 15 minutes refreshing Dream Team matchups to find Mejiro Ryan to complete my Mejiro squad>go back to main lobby menu>Mejiro Ryan is main screen umaThis game is scary sometimes.
I have pirated AAA gamesI have also pirated indie gamesAnd never played ANY OF THEM!AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!
>>583286334he probably made some shit porn game nobody bought and blamed everyone else
>>583286079
>>583286114>stamina card>lackluster output>no recoverythe card is just schizo.confused.lacks synergy.
>>583286406thats not the flex you think it is, evil doto..
>>583283679Can I join umachan?
>>583286395yep>post about how I want xmas daiwa>open game to maybe impulse>she's in the lobby main uma
>>583286418The meta now is to make incomplete slop, give a free demo, locking the h-scenes behind a patreon paywall and only releasing updates every few months to keep the patreon money flowing lol who SELLS anything these days?
WTF IS THIS, i just started to get stable class 6 and now i'm barely making it this week
>>583286554ROLL PUSSY
Stop talking about porn and other jewish psyops and make your CM20 aces
>>583286627shut the fuck up tranny no one cares for your piggie garbage
im surprised we didnt a goldship anime considering he had a very interesting career
>>583286554Dia would look better in this outfit
>>583286623I did a tenner in honor of my clubbie and got 2* of both vodka and daiwa...
>4 days until zrr is outshes gonna make millions
>>583286627I'm out of tp from spamming ura fan runs
>>583283679A couple more months and not being an /uma/ club will be a good thing
>>583286686gold ship is quintessential side-character, at best, unless they turn her into something that isn't gold ship.
>>583271017Umatism is recruiting THREE people this month!>B+ club>No quota>Please trade and request shoes>Don't die, but please try to at least do your dailiesReply with your FC or search for the club (Pasa danchou) and check a member's ingame profile to get to the club page.
cute>https://x.com/kibicos/status/2106341131239972918
>>583286686Even worse, we didn't get a Daiwa/Vodka anime, imagine how fucking kino it would be.
>>583286627I've accepted that I'm going to get beaten to death in CM20. I'm done. I'm free. Nothing can hurt me anymore.
>>583286686Golshi's personality is too strong to be a protag, they're better keeping her as a background character everyone loves that can appear with her shenanigans everywhere else forever
>>583286627I have 2 okayish fronts but I'm too lazy to build a taishin, no backliner long parents
>>583286859>>583286953what umas would make the best new series then?
Pregnant umas are the best.
>>583286627I'm still making parents for CM20...
>>583286525>>583286840annoying samefag
>>583286908>shortsThis Kita could've been so glorious...
cum
>>583286627Nnnnnyo I'm using the last day of half TP
>>583286908>bipolar, stubborn, obsessive, and cute
>>583286627It's a lost cause anyway since I still only have one extremely cope parent.
>>583286994surely john cygames is just going to build an entire anime around his overdesigned GOAT.
>>583286898while i am no longer there, i will say this club is the best B+ club, ive tried them all and it was the best. would recommend to newfags and casuals or other b+ and below shitters
>>583286908off model pants off model face
>>583286994it would be so kino
>>583287167You posted a picture of Narita Brian (sex goddess), so I believe you
>>583287126lierally me if female (real)
>>583287005>no pregnant art of my wifeKinda sad
>>583287148>helios>overdesignedHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SWEET FAGGOT SUMMER CHILD
>>583287271he meant vivios
I'd kill for some uma pussy rn
>>583287271retardbro....
>>583286994Almond Eye
>>583287387i heard curren and falco are in the club rooms right now
>>583287387You'd kill for pussy that'd let you touch her periodCould be ugliest aids ridden hooker there is, you'd take her
I'm drinking juice
>>583287167Okay, this motivated me enough to draw another advertisement image for the club
>>583286627on it bwo
>>583287519damn sis!
>>583287256yurr
>>583287519But enough about Palmer.
>>583287256I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALREADY A GIRL UMAMA
>>583286994Cingray prequel with Rudolf, CB, Ace and Sirius.
>>583287387Fried?
>>583287042Okay bwo
>>583287649NOOOOOO THERE'S ONLY ONE OF YOU THIS IS DOCTORED NOOOOO I'M NOT SCHIZO YOU'RE SCHIZO
>>583287594this this this this this this this this this this this this this
relax allen no need to fud out the new club
>>583287594YES
>>583287579only girl-coded
i just saw a xitter post of a jap eating horse cock... why? theres so much to eat and you eat the cock
>>583287717
>i am the only pinoy in /uma/
>>583287792Do you save these nothingburger "leaks" just because there's a name attached to them?
>>583287803we have a few sweepyposters
>>583287803we call them swagapinos here
>>583287770
>>583287857Yes
>>583287770bro the 3rd most popular food in japan is miltdont google it if you dont already know what it is
>>583287803i've personally seen discussions of jollibee three times in this general over the months and you flips are the only people dumb enough to eat that garbage.
>>583286994Goldship works better as a supporting character for someone like Orfevre or Fenomeno. All of my top picks for a new anime come with the problem of being incompatible with the current TV anime timeline and would have to at minimum be spinoffs, but they are:>Rudolf, CB, Ace, could maybe throw in Maruzensky and have the founding of Tracen as a secondary plot. >Vodka, Scarlet, Machan, already prominent fan favorites that have good stories.>Gold Clan era, lots of really popular/prestigious horses competing against each other in the all the big races.
I've beaten the game I was playing, now what
>>583287770It was actually a chinese
>>583288005what were you playing
First career her and HAPPY MEEK IS SO FUCKING CUTECUTECUTE!!
>>583288030how would you know unless it was you who ate it
>>583288005not sure what the last (new) game I've beaten even wasI played too much shit that's easy to pick up and away again
>>583287770Horse dicks are bigger than human dicks, so if you eat them yours will grow bigger. Are you retarded or something?
>>583288070Autistic cutie
>>583288024She's to talented... she could be anything she wants. If only I wasn't holding her back...
>>583286080 (me)i guess i asked for too many cms ahead
>>583288171
deleted the wrong file and lost a day of work
>>583287803we've had enough of this discussion yesterday bro...................>>583288070the meek shall inherit the earth.
>>583288262i dont consistently play ends sorry
>>583288281link the discussion i missed it..
>>583288058Well Dweller, pretty neat little game and not too long for a metroidvania>>583288128That's fair, I've been trying to finish the games I start playing unless they're absolutely horrible or bore me to death, at least single player ones
>>583288270
>>583286994
>>583287989I live on Oahu and jollibee has good fried chicken
>>583288070
>>5832869942019 mares generation
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>>583288262I would just plug all the abilities onto her in one of the sims and see how big the gaps between white and gold are.
Is Opera O a boyuma? If she is, can you elaborate on the why?
>>583287803https://n.uguu.se/pnvPBfWx.mp4
>>583288518what does any of that have to do with my desire to impregnate Creek
>>583288574stallion
>>583288574Cause she's ugly, skinny, has no tits or ass, and dresses like a faggot
>>583288574OG dresses lke a western sissy and NY dresses like an eastern fuccboi
Is SR sweep really still better than all of the free SSR speed cards we have gotten until now
>>583288787only if you don't factor in the golds
whats the definitive list of all boyumas?>>583288787yes
>>583288574Did you know? The "TM" in tm opera o stands for "The Mare".
>>583287803i suspect many of the SEAbros here discriminate against their own kind in an attempt to fit in
>>583288827Well I dont really care about the golds because my uma has an inherent recovery.>>583288837Damn. It's a fucking launch SR card
>>583288851You're supposed to make a food punt or misinfo when using this you retarded fuck you waste of space
>>583288875>Hello fellow whites
>>583288574/uma/ will call nearly every short haired uma that doesn't act super feminine a boyuma
noooo I clicked too fast I wanted to show numbersstill at 15% fte>>583288851>>583288875ermdamn fat falco got some titties
Next thread will be better
>>583288128What the FUCK is she doing
>>583288851>>583288875You can't do that
>>583288851>>583288875wtf
>>583289020no
>>583288875SEAsians all hate each other are second class to the actual sians
>>583288336it was two days ago actually I'm just dumb.>>583042980
>>583289031RAPE
>>583288851>>583288875Falcord...
>>583289027And no one will do Falco either HAHAHA LMAO
Derby
This bread unexpectedly turned out to be a very fun bread That's rare
the dough has risen.
>>583288502>Bouquet cries because she can never win a G1
>>583289217I would tell you the reason but that would kill the magic
>>583289217Good job jinxing it fag
Heading to bed soon and all I ate today was a pretzel and cheese roll
>>583289386this thread is over bwo
>>583289452>>583289452>>583289452
>Image limit reached.AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE BAAAKEEEERRRS
>>583288958is that not misinfo
