>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain: >>583439559
>>583634941hi cc
Are we for or against elden bloggers
>>583635280Yay for Type B loggers
Making my larders jiggle their asses
>>583635739thanks doc
>>583635119whats up
>>583635963wanna play nightreign together?
>>583635963updog
>>583635280against when they post and then go full "urgh I miss the bloggies :(((" sissy-mode when they stop posting
>>583635963omg cc hi
>>583636326No one does this
>>583636326Everyone does this
Whatever happened to kirry kip? Did he disappear again?
>>583636326Someone does this
finished my 29 +3 vigor twink, having fun invading but i'm already thinking about the next buildfaith/arc seems to have all the fun toys but my melee ass is scared of being so fp reliant60 is still pretty active yeah?
completely stacked run, regular adelwhy?
gg babydel didn't even get to use my second charge attack physic
>>583637747>>583637774gg small dino big damage
>>583637553i finished my 19+3 but haven't invaded yet...
>>583635963uohhh
>>583635963Welcome back cc!
>>583639168pit sex
Where are the xbots?
>>583639448slut
>>583639168over-exaggerated boobs are one thing, but armpits literally do not look like that
>>583635963We missed you please never leave again
>>583639448hiding from the godbird
>>583639547I'm working on it
>>583639757sexooooooo
>>583639757hello atlantis enjoyer
>>583639757not bad in my honest opinionfucks summons/10
>>583639958>>583640104>>583640137This is just the default Truth-Seeker but with different hair and blue cum on her face
>>583640323I'm a truthseeker
>>583640323I'm not a truthseeker
Ya know, doing an honest playthrough of the dlc with no ng+[x] bullshit and collecting every single blu-scadu fragment as you go through the areas is actually not that bad. Still gotta beat PCR who is ass, but hopefully any future ng+ runthroughs will be fine cause I won't have to collect all those shit fragments again
so many playthroughs in erg...
>>583638270that's a way cheekier level range!might as well get to it and bloody those fingers, tarnished
how many Ls must the filtercuck take before he gives up
"filterslut" is more kinky
Something came up so no slop tonight, have this marika throwing it back I gen'd for myself for nowhttps://files.catbox.moe/omdpuk.png
>>583642406Thank you for saving /erg/
not even the most disgusting jeet would wank it to that
>>583642406thank you based novelai anon you're the only good poster left in this shithole
the most fragrant aryan especially would whack it to that
>>583642406*lick*
^ raped maggot jeet
true
>>583645714Why is your brain so rotted
yuhrmy
What's up nighters
>>583649103hi elf
procrastinating by queueing up
>>583649503>proc
If you want to do the roof boss day 1 don't take out every castle elite first bruh just go up there
I need the runes
>>583650202I've got your runes right here buddy *teleports behind you*
my tarnished is kinda homeless
>>583650332i live in the saddle
define "lightly soiled"
1/3
>>583650959This genny up until about 10 posts
what
>>5836517682/3
once upon a time I was falling in livenow I'm only falling apart
>>583651930Kek
>>583650202No
>>583650959Dampened and indelibly stained with the misery of flight.
>>583650317lol
love is in the water, love is in the air
lonely is the night
>>583651930Is this creasy? it says 1/3 for me
oh it's the price we gotta payand all the games we gotta playmakes me wonder if it's worth it to carry on
>>583653452Can you stop spamming? Leave us alone already this is so annoying
>>583633682Which people do this
>>583653681vivaldi
Nobody Knows The TRUE POWER of The MACE
>>583653492sorry
>>583635963cc when are you transitioning
gg whoever chose utmost libra is a psycho
gg goat
>>583654357We were definitely fighting at utmost strength though
>>583654492doubt
>>583654492Impregnated (by me)>>583654427Impregnated (by bull)>>583654357Impregnated (by me)>>583654242Impregnated (by bull)
elden boogers
I tried the elden ring freecam mod (my first mod!) today for the first time and it tried to give me a trojan wtf
epicly poggertastical m'greggies
GG Greg. Everyone doing big damage.
>>583656706loser
>remember the top section of the mountaintop of giants before the boss is annoying >couldn’t really remember what >like 6 pot thrower trolls Yeah this shit is actual garbage, they are buffed compared to nightreign too
second-san is up to a 717 streak
>>583657369the worst part about the fire giant is his incessant crawling and sliding around all over the fucking landscape, one of the jankiest fights in the game
>>583657268huh? no no anon my anti virus "windows defender" detected it and that is why I am here to tell you about it because we all lived to tell the tale and get summoned for another session of multiplayer coop fun
>>583657859dont multiplayer with this guy he's gonna give you computer AIDs
>>583657490why the fuck does he roll like the player
>>583657979He's a pussy whipped bitch!
>>583657859maybe don't hack the game retard
>>583657925I think you're misreading me anon, the trojan was detected and we defeated, we won! we got to celebrate with a upper ainsel river summon session and went all the way down to the astel
>>583656960
>>583658137it's not a "hack" anon it's a "modifier" of the game and boys and girls install such things on the elden ring game every day all over the world!
>>583658198Sent that freak flying. Well done.
>>583658217module*
I'll have you know I have dex every day with yo momma!
>>583658198>elf using his ult to cancel the boss's punish windowgriefer
>>583658865well yeah most modding means maintaining many modular mixtures maybe making managing modifications more mundane
wait why is there a rotten duelist loaded into the colloseum in leyndell? is it possible to kill him with normal means?
>>583659596i have ult lava on so thats just the fireballs. stop complaining
Very hungry
>>583661092Stop complaining
>>583661154is a matter of fact a complaint to you?
>>583661303On erg it is
>>583660610oh yeah? what're you going to do about it
any queuers?
>>583661792Shut up retard I hate you
>>583661943brat
>>583661943takes one to know one
>>583662145>>583661943Loli fight!
Avatarfagging is a bannable offense.
>>583661943>>583662145now kith
https://files.catbox.moe/w0ltmy.webm
>>583663229what game is this? looks kinda ugly
>>583661943oh it's a porn addict useless male on erg, why would I respect anything you say?
>>583661943>>583662145Yup yup yup good posts very funny!
>>583445108Extracted a chuckle out of me I will admit
>>583665105hadn't you already done this whole tacky rigamarole? I'm sighing and cringing
>>583665358Be silent
>>583665358poop
>>583665508you cannot quieten when the voice of reason and justice cringes at you, I will be like a little bell that you will hear anytime you think you have peace and quiet, you will be at the nightly deathbed of your pornsick soul and it's going to toll on like a most hellish tinnitus, to always remind you, and meanwhile I will be playing elden ring happily
>>583661792sent that freak flying, victory is yours>>583661943silence
>>583666634>practice modum wtf? dont you know thats cheating? not very chungus of you...
>>583666918chungus is the new 2016 humor it has been 10 years please have a real humor or stop posting and have children
husbandjeet toastier than usual today
>>583666918>>583666634Practice mod cheaters found a new strat to pretend that everyone should have known already.
>>583666634neat
>>583668462>creasy acting like a victim out of nowheremust be a day that ends in y
>>583668462I didn't know about it until 45 minutes ago.>>583666918https://streamable.com/f2n2dchttps://streamable.com/xrzuic
>>583668768Elden Ring is a paid practice mod for Nightreign.
>>583668850The practice mod came before the game? That's a weird thing to do.
we need poop mod
>>583666634thanks I'm gonna try to do this and die
>>583668927
>>583668927we know saar k***ht we know...
>>583668959chungus>>583668019cringe
>>583668019Just filter brainrot anon, his posts are never worth it.
>>583669480you actually filter things like unironically and without whimsy?
>>583668989He got banned so he won't be able to seethe this time kek
>>583668731>I don't know what you're talking about, but let me tell you that I know exactly what you're talking about.
>>583668927You need a mod that makes you less lonely. Here's your dopamine (You).
i think the amount of dmg you do to a flame chariot with the plunge attack should be proportional to how big your dick err I mean weapon is
Feeling so poopy rn
>>583670210for real? I mean I'm not surprised considering how much he shits up the thread but it's funny nonetheless
>>583671782>>583508343
When will the ergoyim try the circling exploit?
>>583671856>>583671782https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/583439559/#q583495656Ctrl +f the word deleted, undeniable proof he's one of the prolific shitposters hereLook at him shittalk the other players too what an actual loser dude he really does have a fragile ego
saar k***ht....
Poop knight
>>583672687he's always shittalked anons here for no reason especially after depths came out, he's a sad cunt with paper thin skin and zero sense of humor.
I found the poop exploit
>>583495169I got this the other day
qeueueueueueueu
no im done with nr
>>583672087when will you stop being an obnoxious cunt
>>583674247ill be around in an hour ish
>>583674863But it's a very fun playstyle.
>>583674247>>583675039i'll queue soon too
1//3
>>583682014am q
yay
we love a mountaintop caligo seed
gg cold dog, thrilling stuff that one
gg big damage chungus
We love poop
is a deep relic with both improved sorceries and improved magic attack power possible?
>>583642406awooga
>>583687340yes but good luck with that
had to postpone my morning invading hours bc of work stuff, a soul becomes ornery manifest, erg posters may get their hair bitten today
qeueueueueueue
>>583688496Im not depth 3 yet
gg crystal cold dogs
>>583688620who cares you get more rank points in d5 anyways
gg serious dog i was totally taking that seriously
>>583688620How are you still not depth 3? It's 5 wins from D1 to D3. You've been D2 for like 7 months.
>>583688678hmm well ok but I tried to warn you>>583688774I am not skilled enough to carry my friends
>>583665705Don't project little smelly monkey
>>583690051I don't understand what you think I'm projecting but I think you're just spouting the few bark-like words you have been taught here like a well trained elden critter
wogging this gennie
yurm the gennie just yurm it
Why does this general attract so many black schizo freaks like above
>>583692041it smells like grape juice and barbecue chicken in here
gg mild goat
ggs libra, i learned a few things about the hardening tear. also, tried to snipe a poucj while running and accidently used a hardening tear kek
never ever ed libra gg. ironjar aromatic preventing you from getting to basement boss destroyed my sides
>>583692331gg shifty
>>583692419kek what? i ran straight in so its a shame i couldnt clip it>>583692430gg
>>583692041>>583692130YURM
i fuck with erg heavy bro
i wish more in erg didn't have private profiles, its fun to leave comments or give awards
>>583692419was funny af how you crouched and i tried jumping on you lmao
>>583693306Agreed except I want it so I can stalk them
Will From finally learn from their mistakes and have crossplay in their next major title?
>>583694217many such cases here
>>583693306Some of us are vulnerable and need to hide
>>583693306Yes we need to be able to gift each other games
>>583694848>gift each other games
>>583695005why do you have that saved
>>583695005sweet ergie interactions...
>>583694848If Duskbloods was on PC I would have gifted 5 copies to people.
>>583694848why do you want to seduce ergies>>583695005>trannytale
>playing seamless coop>did some platforming to get up high on a branch in Caelid>opened session and used the item to attract more invaders>activate Concealing Veil(tm)>several of them spawning in>over the course of a few minutes, five or six idiots fell to their deaths trying to climb uphaven't had a hearty laugh like this in a bit, highly recommend this strategy
>>583695005I think there's legit several posters here from /utg/ which explains why this general is so gay
>>583695005This is so cute
>>583695537eventually one of them had to resort to activating flight with cheats to put a stop to my afk rune farm
In this house toby fox is a hero
>>583666634finally i'll only lose 3 flasks instead of 4 flasks before dancer spawns
>>583695582that's so fucking cringe it explains so much behaviour from you faggots
>>583695490I love ergs
>>583695857It doesn't explain anything.
>>583695005>>583695582>>583695857>troon circlejerk allegations status: Beaten [ ]100% true fact checked by Snopes [ X ]
i have a switch 2 but im not buying duskbloods nuh-uh
>>583696310I'll buy it for you anon you shouldn't be left out
>>583696272it explains the parasocial escapist homosexuals who like to get called girls despite being boys in daily life, that is what those games are about obviously
>>583696272have you looked even five seconds in utg? theres no straight people there its literally only fags and trannies
gg red birds ft. gigashit loot
>>583695005>kinotale
gg erg was warned
>>583696974gg that was intense i had 0 flasks from like 50%
>>583693306just add them but don't freak out if they don't accept your friend request>>583695005cringe game for cringe people
>>583697059I should've just kept all the shop 2handed instead of going piercing fang
>>583696719sounds like erg
>>583697054you're fine! ED balancers is just a super cancer knowledge check in general
gg terr
ewwwww I hope I didn't touch anything smeared by drish sweat that run
drishh it up
>>583697232There are confirmed heterosexuals here
>>583697070>just add them nah i dont really wanna add more ergies
>>583697605kek
erg - being worried about other's sexuality
we're the nrgieyogurts
>>583697605names?
>>583697772it's just kind of a ridiculous thing to point out in a general full of pornsick people
Toby fox is unironically a better story teller than miyazaki.
>>583698228Shut it reterrd
>>583698228if you didn't like it you wouldn't shitpost all day
>>583697652who did you add already
>>583698240wow, even more good reasons to disrespect your whole way of thinking
any erg wanna...
>>583697772it's more to the fact that some anons kept obnoxiously spamming posts about gender/sexuality as idk, a joke? shitpost? nonsensical spam? i don't even know their endgame and it can get really cringe at times so i share that anon's views towards the transposters to a certain degree.
>>583698728he really loves tgirls.
even though tgirls are, you guessed it, erg culcha
>>583698728It's mindless spam. And yes I am a girl
the terrgieyuhghurts
>>583699012me to kek
>>583698489that's dumb, shitposting is funny and has nothing to do with porn, if anything shitposting is a creative effort and thus divine because it gives to others something new in the form of words and feelings and thoughts, whereas porn is just something to be taken and consumed to satiate only the self, making the whole of it a satanic enterprise and that is why it turned you gay
Should I queue with terrible headache
>>583699124>>583699012record yourself at the drive through making a food order and let's see if the employee answers "yes maam"
>>583698182terr
>>583699280I just did, so now you have to
fucking obnoxious niggers you deserve to have such a shitty thread
>>583699168pointing your brown maggot finger not a good look for one of our most prolific attention seekers...nyo nyo
>>583699705so this is what deltarune did to your mental acumen huh
Freak that maggot back at yourself freaky maggot
>>583699908yawn #blocked
>>583699012>>583699124> And yes I am a girl
>>583700347>>583700712Nice selfies
>>583700712Why do you want everyone you see on the internet to be a man? Are you gay or something? You must be gay.
What if we all played Elden Ring Nightreign and ate a deliciously sizzling and spicy Thai platter ?
>>583701059can I get sushi instead is it ok if I bring my own thing of sushi?
>>583701059i dont like spicy food, can we get something else?
>>583692041>>583692130it’s one subhuman from a dead general and he’s closer to brown than anything
>>583694387never ever
>>583701338Obsessed with terr award
>>583701159>>583701257it's not the same if you're mouth isn't numb...
>>583696310You’re the hero the rest of your kind needs, but not the one they’ll acknowledge.
>>583700712There are some cis girls here, I can tell.>t. knower>t. teller>t. explainer
Bloodborne Online/Co-op now works on emulator. https://youtu.be/HjyE0skf2MY chalices when gamers
>>583701796thanks for the info slut
>>583701695sludge merchant is a foid
>>583701338You didn’t even say his name but he instinctively knew you were talking about him. That’s what I call hyper raped and guilty as charged. Flattened that freak.
>>583701059What a strange thing to say
gg horse
>>583701695Theres been like 2-3 actual women in erg however all of them are gone>>583701619you can still have the spicy thai if you want
>>583702043there are two actual girls here still and you can't do anything about it
>>583701883Sludge is a confused boy who's probably a girl>>583702043There's been more than 3 and there are currently 3+ here
>>583702174>>583702210ok then go on, tell who they are
>>583702023GG. Marais GS in castle basement is just cheating.
funnily enough they were all terrible postersmiquella: buncha schizo off topic postshusbandschizo: same as above but even more diarrhea amountvarre: same flat ass pics every time
>>583695264there are “people” here who have a very vested interest in strange things no one else does
>>583698240>>583695743Needs more meat on the bones but there’s something here.
>>583702424Her ass wasn't flat at all
varreslut vs bbc
Did the twinbirds schyzo finally got banned?
>>583702759the splitscreen lives on
>>583702424Hey husbandposter spews diarrhea, DiarrheaPoster everyone, hey guys DiarrheaPoster
>>583699317>no responsetelling…
>>583702712weird
hard to imagine how anyone could spew diarrhea
>>583701796Pretty cool but it’s probably buggy as shit right now
>>583702759>>583702857Don’t talk to yourself about scat and you playing with it in public t*** keep it to yourself
>>583699168by that logic porn isn't selfish because you're sharing it with the thread
>>583702424you forgot maddy
>>583701338>>583701960>>583703121Terr is your GOD
>>583702920i live in california it's not possible
erg would be a better place if all of you had a girlfriend to make you drop the pornography and talk some sense into you because eeeeeeewwwwww look at the state of things right now
>saar k***ht ban evading just to continue obsessing over terrKek
>>583703484What a weird freak
>>583703484Now that's called true love
How many women post here
>>583704184there're about six or seven of us.
thix theven
>>583703130masturbating with other men is inherently even more evil plus that sounds so faggy to want to cum to the same drawings as another man instead of treating a girl nice and buying her meals and house
>>583698986>>583702759>>583703193>>583704476Shut the hell up terrjeet you dravidian cockroach nobody asked
>>583703415hey don't larp as me but you're so correct twin
>>583702920I was gonna do it but my husband insisted on delivery
>>583704579whoa who said anything about that
>>583703415>>583704579Facts
>>583705028that is what you de facto do when you "share" pornography as you say, it's just an asynchronous wankcircle and I imagine it works like dark souls messages and vagrants
>>583703484>everyone is my rapisti mean you’re right just not in the way you think
>>583704689You missed >>583703262 >>583703484>>583703652
I love all my posters equally>earlierI don't care for husbandschizo
plot twist: husbandGOD is a traditionalist
>>583705138we are admiring forms and pondering eros idk what ideas you have in your strange little mind
TOS is so funny I don't think he'll ever let go of his obsession
someone screenshot a wall
>>583695005Tinpo is so fucking lame for doing this.
>>583704579hookers are cheaper and less life-destroying
>>583705745i'd crush him
> be woman>get a free house that was promised to her 3000 years ago because they were born with vaginas
>>583705906Wrong general, whalegod.
>>583705484wow, men are so useless today they maladaptive daydream even their jacking off away huh
why does this guy love discussing anon's jack off habits
>>583704579>men owe me food and a house merely for existingleast entitled foid
>>583693306It's okay, I'll let you stalk my profile. A lot of people do it.
These whores' entire livelihood is to make men cum, of course they'll start seething when men make themselves cum
>>583705745I don't think that's your God
>>583706391name? so i can stalk your profile of course
>back to the boogeyman cope already againladies and gentlemen, the raped
>>583699378Got his ass there
>>5837065047/10 image on a 5/10 post but I giggled
>>583705484Youve been really in love with that word lately
>>583706524Who else could it be?
>>583704579I give it maybe 2 years before you find out your husband has cheated on you
>>583706760>in lovegeg
>>583706818why do you care
SAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
>>583705906Correct general, whaleDEITY.
whalesissy
Does /erg/ like big girls?
whales are beautiful creatures i wish there were whales in fromsoft
>>5837065047/10 image on a 10/10 post
>>583707050when would he have done that, silly? Im with him literally all the time and he is even more obsessed with me than anyone
>>583707110I'd be funny to know the name of the faggot that would spend money on a troon.
>>583707731Salvare
>>583707731Maybe if you weren't a weird gay schizo people would gift you things too
>>583700834>>583702174>>583702210>>583702353jej
>>583707425I like orcas and belugas and blues and I had an orca plushy when I was really little that I would hug to sleep and I would Imagine I could ride on his back towards dreamsea adventures and his name was moonsammy
>>583707776Steam profile? For the block list, of course.>>583707873Why do you keep projecting all these buzzwords onto me, carnal?
>>583708214It's okay to be jealous
I have elden ring on three different platforms and I paid for none of them with my own dollars
>>583708305https://youtu.be/JuVpoqLup58
>>583707364Tall, buxom, in-shape amazonian goddesses YES. Obese landwhales that look like type 2 diabeastus NO.
>>583707425you’re saying this because you look like one
>>583708832>buxomwtf does erg know about cheap cosmetics also buy me these please please?
>Killed Mohg with relative ease on the second attemptTurns out +23 Prince of Death's Staff coupled with Dung Eater and Comet of Azur to offset Mohg's Nihil healing was more than enough to comfortably finish the fight with just Golden Vow and Terra Magica as buffs and relying on Ancient Death Rancor in the second phase. (And I forgot to use Mohg's Shackle on him to make for an easier first phase. Oops!) This is the first time I've beaten Mohg in the 160s and be able to access the DLC without going through Lake of Rot and looting the Moonlight Altar and doing the end of Ranni's questline. I'm feeling very proud of myself.
>>583705260>>583704689>>583706634terr owns you
>>583708129i like the sperm whales they are badass
>>583710308they're really cool it must feel so mystical to somehow encounter one on their astonishing deep dives
>>583707364>>583708832big girls are /erg/ culture
>>583696475i don’t think they are
>>583665358>>583665705>>583668019>>583698728>>583699168>>583704579>>583708129Sometimes it feels like these posts are the work of an elaborate troll
The one type of build I haven’t tried yet is someone using Death Sorceries. Wanted to make a classic necromancer style character who uses a scythe, maybe skeleton ashes too just for flavor. It seems very stat hungry to get going though. Should I do an even split between faith and int or minimum faith for the spells and higher int?
>>583705906>>583707364>>583710661Now that's what I call proper Exefuckmeat
>>583710980is that like a compliment? Im going to take it as an insult, I proudly put zero elaborate effort into any thoughts or actions here
we are the elaborate trolls hear us sigh and cringe oh yeag
>>583703326cc?
>>583711281Not really much of a build though, it'd just be spamming the two rancorcall spells
>>583712171What about the putrescent spells as well? I’d probably work in some ice stuff too, just with the loose “cold embrace of death” connection
>>583712171there's tibia summons ashes for more skele buddies, and a glaive ash of war that summons my ghost night rider bbbff who keeps me safe in FCs
queueing
>>583708414My husband beat the shit out of me when I asked him for the switch 2 version
I should kill myself
>>583711579Makes sense you would include that last one only your kind could find that desirable you weird streetshitter
>>583709521>>583712127be quiet
>>583713352no but you should just stop being homosexual
>>583713352doe she would never say that newfig
>>583713221that's really funny that is so funny
>>583712657Skeletons can't be friends.
>>583713850truth
>>583713352rare trash W take
Yo konnichiwa
>>583713114>>583715207gimme like 10 mins
>>583713850that's not true at all even the skeleton snakes hang out with the other skeletons at the mountaintops, they hang out together all over
>>583710980If only that were true. Husbandposter is for real sadly. >>583714556He wouldn’t say this.
>HPOSjeet meltdownKino
>>583700347man I don't even care if my shit gets pinched to hell by her joints, it'd be worth it
Lots of lonelyposting here today
>583716232jeet threadshitter delusionsCinema
>>583716232instantly made him cry nice work
>>583715286clocked that freak
>>583713114Sent that maggot freak flying well done
Maggot freak general
kirry kip, the all-knowing
>>583716610where? has the lonelyposting been sent flying already or something?
>>583718475yeah i think they were clocked and sent into their loops on /v/ or perhaps the trooncord to coordinate their counterattack
GG Heolstor, I enjoy the visual clutter of while walking effect, now if only I also had fire/magic while walking and precision lightning bow.
>>583719083Heavenly lobby of fragrance and peace
>>583719250
we are the terrmites
gg hoelstor somehow I've never seen him using the small sword swing at the start of the final spinny move of his roar combo, guess I've never greeded in that position
>>583719329Crazy how we mog all gennies
>>583719692funny joke
>>583719692less of a mog and more of a coordinated pest released and nurtured as a cognitohazard bioweapon to demoralize and neuter the western incel archetypes
>>583703326California doesn't have drive-thrus?
I don't want starlight shards right now I want Ibuprofens
>husbandscriber is a gamergaterwe are saved
>>583716641curbstomped that animal
>>583720905Those aren’t a thing in this game
>>583721153what does this even mean
>>583721206that fucking sucks, Im going to need them
>>583721426order some doll
>>583721792yeah I went to the convenience and bought three packs of two and downed them all on the spot with a starbucks
>>583721896that's a lot
>>583721982it's just the appetizer
GGYou guys killed it too fast I couldn't even have fun with spinny evade. Also man range on this is shit compared to Obsidian Lamina.
ggs horse
>>583723365sus
>>583723365dw they're adding in the dlc weapons soon they just gotta finish the duskbloods crunch trust me
>>583720365We have in n out
>>583724048Yeah so what does "it's not possible, I live in california" mean
>>583724516I don't know.
>>583724516xhe means the hugbox dampening fields are too strong
I wish I had a cishet /erg/irlfriend....
>>583725037Well it doesn't matter how strong the hugbox dampening fields are; in a drive-thru, the person taking your order can't (usually) see you. So misgendering someone when you can only hear their voice is an easy mistake to make. It's why we tend to avoid any gendered language until they pull up to the window.
>>583712163cc is english and a man
>>583725406@erg is this true?
>>583713546do your supposed trans friends know that you're super homophobic and transphobic
How come more people don't organize their inventories? It's a little bit of a chore but very rewarding.
>>583726006I do doe. I always have my main weaps in the first slots. And if I have GV or SO then I put it in my right hand and 2h my main weapon in my left hand so it's easy to recast it
>>583726006they are softswapper noobs who use the default menu sort and keep all loot on their person
>>583726302>>583726006Are you talking ER? I'm pretty sure you can't organize shit aside from using the sort button and putting unused stuff in your box
>>583726424>1. put all your shit in the box>2. sort items by "order of acquisition">3. take shit out of box in the order you want
>>583726593I would never do that.
>>583726593jeesanity
Did my jellyfish start listening to MCR?
>>583726794Dark Aurelia
>>583668927>>583665597>>583671446>>583673375>>583673662>>583685263still not funny
>>583725204Ok?>>583725406You work in a drive through?
>>583727447cooked him
Grim prospect: we might make it to the end of this month with no TheDuskbloods™ news.
>>583728319surely after the 21st.
strongest weapons, armor, shields, and talismans canonically in lore?
>>583729017club, steel, buckler, axe
>>583729017>>583729121
>>583729017Murky hand scytheLapp armorFaP+3
>>583713381>>583713363>>583716641>>583717009>>583721194>>583727447You seem upset
>>583729017Canonically? A buckler
>>583729017>weaponsStone club>armorCommoner's Headband (altered), Prisoner Clothing, Braided Arm Wraps, Errant Sorcerer Boots>shieldsStone club>talismansDaedicar's Woe
>>583725974oh my god you're still replying? take a 70 minute walk now so you get less mad first but you might as well not bother because if you have a gay way of walking then it doesn't count
>>583727447yeah poop posting is 2/10 on a good day
>>583730970Shut the fuck up retard
>>583730968You forgot wylders small shield/buckler
>>583731724>strongestsmartest wyldkek right here, folks
>>583731157wait, this reply is this tinpo chudding out right? I need to grind my name noticing profession, I will be taking advice and constructive criticism from expert and artisan level noticers only please
>>583732227You know what I don't understand? It's that some of you guys still play and post here 24/7 but you're very spiteful and hateful to each other. We should harbor a positive environment here.
>>583707364Yeah, I miss cowcake
>>583732381so that's a yes? lol
>>583732462No, I'm not any anon in that chain.
say my name
>>583732801Poopmask
>>583732801Creasyterr
>>583731724did you draw this?
>>583665358I have no clue what you’re talking about but you seem upset feel better soon
>>583733328why didn't you pick a funnier one while looking for something to be mad about? what a waste of a reply, you have sided with the poopposters out of blind rage so I hope you find a condolence or two about it but not mine though
>>583733064No. Sonic is cool and fast just like wylder
gotta go fast
>>583732381have you ever seen Aschev and Salvare hating on each other?normal anons are normal, the ones who get hated on deserve it
>>583733591>say something is funny>this means I’m madYou have issues
>>583733691alr no worries, that drawing had really nicely controlled colouring and I wondered if the artist used copic markers or something else, it looks like the ones I have, anyways it doesn't matter and not just because sonic would not play elden ring but knuckles would
>>583734041No no no no no no no some people here are miserable cunts you just dont know it
shut the fuck up husbandtroon
>>583734041the ergeniuses know to preach anonymously
>>583734160>>583734181Why is she like that? Is it that time of the month maybe? She’s so catty the past few threads
terrkish excellence
>>583734160yeesh I just think you should relax little buddy, my only issue is that Im too warm in my blanket to get up and go grab my snack meal
someone please duel this person
>>583730684>>583731974>>583733956>>583734223>>583734436>>583734570A common sentiment uttered by many around these parts keep preaching the truth
You don't understand I NEED to be a recognisable poster or I'll feel lonely
>>583734858>>583734797bodied that ergie
>>583734570don't bother, Im busy plotting and shitposting>>583734858is this about someone else? you know no one is forcing you to recognize anyone right? that reply about the 70 minute walk really got to you, imagine if you had actually gone outside and breathed the fresh air and peered up towards the beautiful sky, then your thoughts would be occupied with much nicer things and instead you are here being mad about.. 4chan posts? lol
Yup looks like husbandposter is the victor after all and the schizos are the losers
take a 90 minute jog
have a 90 minute duel
>>583735280I thought I was an honorary schizo... lame, schizos are not my enemies, faggy consumers of porn are!
>just take a walk everything will improve cringe words spoken by someone with too much free time but not enough to doget a job instead, bitch
why are normalfags obsessed with touching grass
>>583735346>>583735408everyone should do these in sequence, now that's just a good healthy time overall
>>583735218"Touch grass" is still a low IQ reddit subhuman cliche even if you reword it
>>583735507I literally closed on two good clients this morning and I celebrated with a sushi, a ramune, 6 ibuprofens, and my comfy blanket
>manta just chatting>597 viewers>trish/terr/cc>0 combined viewersHow did we lose
I've finally realized that no amount of machetes and beheadings can fix erg
y'know jokes aside of all the shitposts I thought the 79 minute walk was easily disposable and ignorable but you guys seem actually so riled up about it, highly disappointing to be honest, but it checks out with the revelations about undertale crossposters really
>>583735852autism
>foid enters hobby>starts blogposting about her real life and trying to shame the men into slaving for foidsIt's like she's trying to be a caricature
>>583736456
>>583736456>>583736619you look like that
meow
>>583734797almost accurate but you made it too obvious with the second and fifth post there
Shut it you maggot. You're the maggot of the freaks that's what you are you maggoty freak
we're the terrgieyogurts
freaky terr
Undertaker is the worst nightfarer. Not a single redeeming feature.
>>583739964knowers have been saying this for months
>>583739143this is a truke in serbia
>just want to do some coop>some fucker with a shit connection has summoned me 10+ times in the past hour>literally holding me hostage please let me play the game
>>583735518Because "you need a reality check" is valid criticism.
>>583739964She does damage, something guardian can't even achieve.
>>583740832Quality guardian can
>>583735461schizo just means ur a retard loser posting garbo all day tho
>>583741246that's racist, I fully believe schizophrenics can be winners who post winning postings, just look at godsend legend and sagittarius native terry davis everything he said was a winner
>>583741475those are good schizos you're a shit schizo
>>583740832Can't deal damage when you're kissing the floor pal
>>583741542I think there's like nineteen easy reasons why you are not qualified to be an arbiter of schizovirtue, you gotta grind your profession way more
did i come at a bad time?i just wanted to post this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZA4BGM7Ngowe're so close
>>583741729gave me trojan kurwa
>>583741618she kisses the wall not the floor
>>583740832she only does damage when she has time to combo, which is about as often as guardian gets to CGC. besides that the damage difference isnt high enough to choose her over a team revive/invul/heal.
>>583741729IP grabber.
>>583742387>>583741862what? it's youtube.are you trolling me again dolan
>>583742425I wasn't born yesterday, schizo. Get outta here with your phishing links.
>>583742132Not even you believe that guardian is better than undertaker lmao stop being a contrarian
>>583742781
>>583742973are you like 50 years old?
>>583743359>new anons don't know gooby and dolani'm getting old...
>>583743565old AND living under a rock
>>583742132Thats why people go fists, straight swords, or dex+CS/Claws, not hard to rack up successive bonus with those especially if you don't have aggro. and especially if you have Charge Negation + teedybeedy. She gets a bonus from her ult, her skill, her necklace. She's far from Guardian level.
>>583736456erg tgirls proving they are superior every day>go on huge streaks>play the game everyday >friendly to everyone>post lewd images>help anons cum
>>583744108satanic
>>583744108angelic
>>583697376>>583697585>>583699023>>583701547>>583698079>>583691616>>583691917>>583719335>>583719329>>583730918awful just awful we need you dead and silent thanks
>>583744108What a post
Hello erg girls
>>583744108angelic post of accuracy and truth
>>583744108you people being like this is why toby fox wanted you to suffer with the last chapters
>play scholar >get nightmare lobbyWhy is this like a thing
>>583745673>temmie bullying trannies
>>583745882did you win?
>>583746048that little grace on the final day banner means they won
>>583745882Is this erg? I feel like I recognize MightyMAnd yeah, Scholar is very cool but unfortuanetly not much help with bad teammates. Your damage/stamina/negation buffs aren't going to do much for idiot players
unc aint won not one single night reign
unc thinks he's the night when he ain't even the reign
>>583746673trite
>>583745882>play scholar>lobby automatically becomes nightmareSounds about right
>>583746512All I could do at the end was run around spamming ult and letting the continuous thread thing do whatever. The duchess also never ulted or restaged the entire game
>>583738843I recognise this poster!!!!
>>583748310now he won't feel as lonely for 10 minutes thank you
>>583748310can I train my Noticing with you? are you artisan level?
just signed a decree banning all new playthroughs, you're welcome ergistan
The BEST BUILD in Elden Ring is Dexterity Now?
>>583748941respected by none, enforced by none, embarrassing
>>583748671I'm gay level
>>583750241you already made that obvious prior don't be redundant, useless
>>583750552also 1/3
what triggered the mailorderjeet this time
>>583745882>>583747214hi queen merchant
queer merchant kek
where is novelai anon i want to cum
>>583751870Stop complaining
>>583751870fat poster > novelai anon
>>583752012they should collab
>>583749369What do you mean dex is the best build? You think 99 dex and using a rapier is the best build in ER?Stats do not matter when trying to consider what is the "best build". Outside of vigor, reaching certain treshold with stamina/FP, and having the minimum investment in str/dex/int/fth/arc to fulfill your build requirements, the rest does not matter. Pumping stats into dex or whatever until you reach 99 only adds a fraction of your damage, when 90% of it comes from your gear, talismans and weapon level.The best "builds" in ER are charged attack chicken leg or guard counter spam with the physics etc. Or it's the giga buff stacking with gear swap. Or making your mimic tear invincible. None of these builds are associated with a single stat.
>>583747214>>583749793good posts for their own reasons
>>583752012both of these posters are very powerful because they make husbandjeet and schizos seethe uncontrollably
>>583753339I don't care about those people, I just want to cum
>>583752752
>>583753574>implying anyone cares about pvpbe quiet redcel
>>583752752yeah "(stat) build" definitely means 99 in that stat and nothing else, you figured it out
what is a dex build even?
what is a dicks build?
>>583753982
>>583754302>cheat engine
>>583754876been 1/3 for a bit now
Elden Ring is considered a masterpiece because it blends a massive, hand-crafted open world with the deep, challenging combat and player respect of FromSoftware’s classic design.Key Reasons for Its Success• True Open-World Freedom: The game lets you explore the "Lands Between" without forced quest markers or mini-map clutter. If a boss is too hard, you can simply ride away, explore a different region, level up, and return later.• Respect for the Player: It avoids tedious "hand-holding" or pop-up tutorials, letting you figure out secrets, lore, and solutions on your own. It also launched as a complete, microtransaction-free package.• Deep Combat and Build Variety: The combat builds on the weight and precision of Dark Souls while adding new mechanics like jump attacks, guard counters, and Spirit Ashes (summonable helpers) to fit different playstyles.• Unmatched Sense of Discovery: Nearly every landmark visible in the distance can be physically reached, from surface forests and lakes to massive hidden underground rivers.• Earned Accomplishment: Hard-fought victories against complex boss fights create a strong emotional payoff and a deep sense of personal skill progression.Players widely praise the game for respecting their intelligence and offering an organic sense of adventure without modern hand-holding.“I think the number one reason why it's a good game for me is because Elden Ring respects your intelligence as a person, first and foremost. It doesn't hold your hand too much, it allows you the opportunity to find the solution yourself, and even teaches you...”Quora · 4 years ago
Players who dislike Elden Ring often point to its extreme difficulty, repetitive open-world side content, and cryptic storytelling as major flaws.Extreme Difficulty and BalanceMany players feel the game punishes you unfairly rather than providing a fair challenge. Bosses can deal massive damage, sometimes killing you in a single hit even with good armor. If you do not defeat a boss quickly using high stats, summons, or exploits, tiny mistakes often lead to instant death.Repetitive Open WorldWhile the starting areas feel amazing, exploring the vast map can become tedious. Many mini-dungeons, caves, catacombs, and side bosses look and feel the same. Instead of finding unique rewards, you often discover items you cannot use for your specific character build.Cryptic Quests and StoryThe game hides its main plot and side missions inside vague item descriptions and environmental hints. Opinions are mixed on Facebook regarding this design; some players enjoy the mystery, while others feel side quests have obtuse objectives that force you to use external guides just to progress.Technical and Control FlawsCombat relies on a lock-on camera system that can struggle when you fight groups of enemies, making it hard to target the right threat. On Steam Community, a single user reported that mouse and keyboard controls feel slow and unresponsive during fast dodges and attacks. Furthermore, most users on Reddit agree that online multiplayer and co-op suffer from annoying glitches and poor connection features.
>>583752012facts
>>583755046>>583754876Stream it
supping rn>>583757731tsmt
>>583757795To be tarnivorous is tis to sup death is it not... Hehehhee....
gg cold dogs
>>583757960gg lads
>>583757960>>583758068gg doglets
>>583757731cute picture of elf and cupcake watching erg streams
>>583758339elf and shifty*
>>583759808>>583758339creepy pedo way to play with people's personalities like cartoon dolls, very gross to have to look at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HjXRZ8IG84
Anyone else like completing the Shadow of the Erdtree before reaching Altus Plateau or is it just me?
>>583760152don't be jealous
gg cold dogs again
>>583760796I think that sounds wild if true, aren't you crazy overlevelled by the time you finally do altus?
ggrun was even more stacked this timedogs were even colder this time
>>583754302Can't wait to rape you in the field, redcel
>>583761532In my latest playthrough I really held back from levelling and did the entire DLC at RL70, WL+15. It was actually a decent challenge until I got more than 15 scadu fragments.
>>583760796Don't you gotta do a bunch of steps for ranni/blaidd for radahn to activate?
are there enough people around for seamless?
>>583760796You've played through the full game multiple times since SotE released? What the actual fuck?
>>583761734Yeah. None of that requires Altus unless you really want the dung eater's spirit ashes.
>>583761593I am the one that's going to be raping you, host/yellow/bluecel
if i have the capability to have a build w phys+14 no gaol or +12 with gaol the only way im beating the +14 is by killing 4 gaols minimum right
>>583761734Ranni/Blaidd's quest doesn't take you to Altus
>>583762043rape him
>>583762172nvm im a retard
>>583762172use the green shop relic with phys2+taking
>>583762172Phys attack up +2 is only 6% so its only 2 gaols although even just 1 gaol is better if you end up using an elemental weapon
uhhh my game fucking crashed kek
>>583761736It's seven in the morning.
>>583764958actually its 1:29pm
>>583756193>>583756332>>583757731Many are saying this
Why did people bitch about the dragonkin in the Lake of Rot? It's not even the one that moves around a lot.
>>583765469because its in the lake of rot
>>583765519Sure, but it's not a problem because you have a platform you can stand on.
>>583765570sure, but your question of "why did people bitch about the dragonkin in the Lake of Rot" has been answered
>>583710308>i like the sperm I bet you do.
>>583765570tell that to the people complaining then, i'm sure if you explain it to them they'll come around
>>583765271ackshually its 11:44pm nice try tho
zestified those birds
so chungus
gg red birdscinematic worm finish
>>583766308>>583766348gg sorry for being weird at the dupe spot just wanted to make sure there wasnt anything in my inv you guys wanted
gg oracle envoys
gg six seven
>>583761679really nice
>>583766308>>583766638I think you should neck yourselves.
>>583767756kick rocks, pencil-neck
>>583767959bizarre
>>583762043I'm going to gang rape you. And you're going to like it. And when we finish, you'll be back for more.
gg red birbs
gg red birds that one was pretty spicynice parries elf +rep
I thought it would spawn the invaders at the top if we went straight to the village boss thats why that was a nightmare
>>583769765i was wondering why we were running through agroing everyone
>>583770012sens always runs through invader PoIs aggroing everything so he can ult and kill nothing
>>583770173no dat was me GEG but I don't think I aggro'd very much, I took the side path and jumped between roofs
>>583769765Pretty sure that one only has two spawn points and they are both in the center on the lower path.>>583770173I will always prefer to approach from the merchant side of an invader POI, no exception.
>>583710661She's way taller than 9'7, dumb size whore
>>583769129where saar sense?
I think everyone should be nicer to each other.
>>583772710i love you ant poster 1/3 btw
-rep to erg
+rep because of my gaol relic your move guy
>>583772710this place doesn't deserve that at all
>>583745219You forgot >>583730918 >>583734484>>583734436 >>583733591>>583734797 >>583734484>>583738843 >>583739143>>583739335
>>5837729573/3
>>583772710You probably shouldn’t be the one delivering this message.
>>583773303if you include the same post twice in this kind of autistic meltdown you just broadcast to every anon that you lost and are mad about it
Why is every FromSoftware Lava Stage level garbage?
>>583774517Iron Keep was cool.
>>583774635I was going to say that Iron Keep is okay, just like Volcano Manor is “okay, but the problem is that both are short. And Iron Keep is also very linear.”
>>583774730It's linear because it Keeps you on track!
gg small dinounfortunate that it's an adel run where the game decides to give me pick related
>>583775547geej
>>583740495I was summoned into the same team of randoms 3 times in a row on the weekend and we worked really well together and it was good fun
>>583773386… And other comforting delusions to tell yourself
>>583774517you're such a seether brah
Learning most bosses, versus learning Elden Ring and Nightreign bosses
>>583728319It’s over Jim. Let it go. >>583741729Every time is a bad time for you.
>>583774517Idk why don’t you ask them
reverse the image and replace most bosses with lies of p bosses then its correct
im 1/3
>>583776908why are you still here?
>>583777261He needs somewhere to seethe about his shitty general dying
>>583777058schizo
>>583776908I can't explain why but this post feels like it was made by an alien trying to imitate a human
>>583776908I don't think its that bad but i do think they have to figure something out for the next game to make learning all of these unintuitive timings and branching combo trees more fun. at least you can make yourself quite tanky in both games.
>>583766348Did you see what I did to the lion guy
>>583778919Did you make him tell the truth?
>>583709998>>583173802
>>583777328All of his posts have that vibe
>>583777371Miyazaki said the difficulty was to make the game feel rewarding. But I don't feel rewarded by overcoming the difficulty in Elden Ring or Nightreign. The aftermath of each and every fight, is a dull resentful sensation. And that builds up over time.
>>583779210Speak for yourself i was tweaking when i beat pcr for the first time
>>583779335Pillsbury Crow Roy?
>>583779210that sounds really sad and I hope you rediscover joy and enjoyment of life again soon
>>583775951what a brainless parrot reply
>>583779371Poop cock radahn
>>583779645What a very lonely post
did they breached containment already and evaded the ban
>>583779793Im so fucking sorry
>>583775547creasykino
>4 years laterhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=pLPsw-eVF2E
>>583779023huh
>>583779540>>583779596>>583779793you seem upset
>>583780303you seem lonely
I need to find the poop exploit
>>583739143Don’t make rancid shit stained posts while posting wives
>>583741475if only you could reach his heights
>>583779975Not watching that clickbait. And stop posting it here. It's bad enough this crap is all over my youtube homepage. I don't need it littering /erg/ too
>>583781395Sounds like a you problem, pal
>>583779975can this be done with st. trina's sword to make everyone go to sleep?
>newthat jeetech is almost a year old
we are the jeefreaks
>>583783615very lonely of you to say so
Calling Morgott the O word with a hard "en" at the end.
opoopen
queueueueueueueueu
qrd on the egg lore?
>>583784086mmm nyo
>>583784086mmm nya
>>583671782>>583672687I don’t even like devil but this is a weird falseflag. There were multiple people, at least two, who got IP wiped for spamming (probably even more if >>583511467 is true). One of them presumably is devil and the other most likely terr who’s ban evading as always. You’d need to prove which deleted posts are which. Otherwise this is just wishful thinking.
>third person ban-evading dalit k***ht postso raped
>>583784656Very lonely users...
>if you contradict my narrative you’re my nemesisweird admission of defeat
>>583777058>>583784105What
the ergie civil war rages on
death to emperor devillong live the terr dynasty
emperor rapedraped dynasty (respectively)
when ergoy needed them mostenvoy of moon vanished
the poop lord
>>583785068eggs in elden ring, what is their significance ?
>>583784656>presumablyIt is him https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/583439559/#q583445434>most likely terr who's ban evading Proof?
>>583784086i am currently queued for a bit
>>583787519omw if youre still around
>>583787447>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/583439559/#q583445434>mass reply spammer was jeet k***htnot surprising
>>583785468>>583786080>>583786249>>583786742>>583786831Lonely coded posts and poster
>>583787447Lmfao he really got caught red-handed, what a weird cunt
>>583782083Yes
gg cold dog glad my gamble to run half way across the map to get that invader church paid off, that 7% extra surely was vital for winning
>>5837894912/3
>>583791146well that got a little spicy but since we have a combined total of about 4000 hours in this game we pulled through :^)
Finally some ce kino
>>583791146>>583791184raid #1004 for me and i still suck most of the time
I won but at what cost
my husband asked me again today when does the duskbloods come out and he is in disbelief that I still can't answer that
>>583792328thanks for the unprompted blogpost about your personal life we really appreciate it
>>583792328Thanks for blogging
>>583792328Classic erg blogpost
>>583792328Zamn that’s cray
>>583792328ITS IN 2 WEEKS BE PATIENT WOMAN
>>583792897>>583792806>>583792697>>583792678you guys might as well just upload footage of yourselves dancing stupid for me at this point
>>583793068no way is that really true? no way
>>583793127What is wrong with you, sincerely? You’re so weird and annoying and unlikeable. Why are you here you mentally ill freak
>>583793386tonnes wrong with me, though I should let you know that your faceless typed words are forever ineffective because I have genuinely been called cool and funny and the most beloved in the group by dozens and dozens of different real faces in real life, also I'm here primarily because I love the elden ring games, but also because erg and riling you dweebs up is so much funnier than any other social media
>>583793127you're literally the most cancerous poster here, nobody likes you or your pointless blogposts.
>>583793635Man shut the hell up
my husband is pooping
>>583793706hey you asked!>>583793695I collect these as trophies >>583793736I hope your husband's gut health is doing good, you should ask him not to flush so you can give it the 5 sense inspection, my husband is here right next to me sleeping between work meetings, when he is comfy his body heat rises and he becomes so warm, I will never sleep cold as long as Im with him I love him so much
>>583786742Im still here
Gg that was a total bloodbath
>>583792328>>583776961
new>>583794091>>583794091
>>583780543god I wish, I aspire still
>>583793635>Everyone thinks my masking is a cool nice person Congrats you're good at lying
gg red birds, abit spicy without LL or negation
>>583794190well you can believe that but in reality it's true that many of those people saw me at my best and my truly worst and they still would tell me all that including my husband who calls me his cute silly
>>583787447One of them is him. >Proof?He’s been doing it since forever at this point and the continued presence of ‘Saar knight’ shitposts should be proof enough.
>>583793736you are the best poster here btw, good luck on your quest to save erg
>>583794420This is further proof that the only thing that matters is if you're attractive. Good for you for being hot enough for people to think you're a good person despite how obvious it is that you're a huge piece of shit
>>583780336>>583784883>>583789345>>583793127projection btw
>>583794573well I think the thing that really matters once you take off your incel glasses is the twin virtues of seeing the good in everyone while also being brutally honest, it's the fastest way of being true to your soul and thus surrounding yourself with the people who will get along with you, actually masking or being dishonest sounds torturously unfun and insincere, what's the point in that? I can think of most of my good friends as way more attractive than myself btw, I think if anything you could describe me as subtly disheveled looking, so I wouldn't say my appearance determines everything at all, but I think that will be hard to convince you of, but we could still play an elden ring if you wanted to instead because I had a dream where I was in that one loft with all the plants in leyndell and then there was a knock at the door and when I looked through the peephole my husband and his dad were there, and I was embarrassed that his dad would think all the plants made the place messy, so I opened it and then it was just my husband, but it made me want to do leyndell invasions
>>583792279being cute
>>583795231Do us all a favor and go away anon
>>583786874I don’t know, but that watermark sure is distracting
>>583795663uh, why? it's impossible
>>583786080>>583785468>>583783615>>583793736nope hush
>>583798239shut it maggot freak
>>583795550That's a uh that's a man
no... i can't post in a revenant thread...
>>583798515shut it maggot freak
