Previous: >>583645938New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/COwezDS-R3s>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita BrianCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: alt Air Groove, alt Rudolf, SSR Brian, SSR Admire GrooveNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
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>my trainee showed up with another man
VGHHHHH...BAKER MOIDS...
>>583668306menposting hours
They are not drinking juice
next bread will be butter
>>583668361soda doesn't count as juice after all
My trainee won't make fun of me for being a virgin right?
It's time for MEN
>>583668434What a slut.
I LOVE DOBER
i randomly pulled summer dober as my first dober and i haven't used it ONCE
wahey
>>583668554WTF?
>>583668434
Just learned about Japan Cup 2012 incident. Jesus Christ, Fraudonna is sucha a lowlife for hurting our queen, the strongest horse of that generation, Orfevre. it was a fake victory.
>>583668407Your trainee will only tease you a little bit.
Ugh a MAN baked this thread
>>583668668Weak should fear the strong
>>583668407never
What the fuck?
>>583668668>Orfevre? More like Crybaby
>>583668793my favourite ugly fucking boy...
>>583669076I am sexually attracted to this ugly fucking boy
I hate GL
This is the best meme from /uma/, men? I guess we can't expect much from mentally undeveloped 30 years old neet losers
>>583669137I'm inclined to agree. I would do horrible things to this faggot if given the chance. Her flat chest is too powerful...
>>583668837Maru is such a babe
I am in the process of making a nishino godparent, if it works she should have most of the following whites: GW, THH, descent, RS stam, RS pow, RS mood, both corner and straightaway accels/adepts90% of the time they all show up on skills screen so hopefully it doesnt take too long to get a good one
>>583668434>UGH MEN
>>583668837I don't get it?Why is she fantasizing when she could just fuck her trainer?Umas are legally allowed to request sex from their trainers
shiraoki-sama please protect this run
>>583669370>Umas are legally allowed to request sex from their trainers?No they're not? What are you talking aboutTracen is an athlete school, not whore house
>>583669449>he didn't read the fine prints
>>583669449>this is the behaviour and conduct of elite athletes
>>5836693867 and it'll be good4, it's cooked
>>583668383mountain dew has orange juice as its main ingredient, i consider mountain dew to be juice
>>583668554>last two CMs were SDober season>doesn't use herHave fun waiting for the next downhill CM
>>583669386shiraoki samaplswith this 5make this guys run explode
>>583669290
Have sex with umas.
>>583669883why the fuck do they all have big tits?
>>583668809Actually it's 30.>t. 40 year old archmage
>>583669947Groove genes
>>583669386shiraoki sama screw that guy protect my run instead
>>583669762your trainee wouldn't be ashamed of you posting this
World strongJapan weak
>>583670268creek forgotten..
>>583670206KEK WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>583670206Musume umaDerby pretty
My goodluck keeps on going HOLY
i microwaved eggs and sandwich meat like a white woman
>>583670206would daryz be a for you uma?
>>583670307she's taking the picture
SURELY...
>>583670376white men do this too btw
>>583669947>>583670105The OO in Groove are big fat tiddies
>>583670452white men why do you do this
>>583670383>attends l'arc for the third time when everyone expects him to retire, just for the love of the gamehe would be ramonu2 absolutely obsessed with racing
>>583670268fuku isn't that cool, wtf?
>Suzuka's panties got censored POZZEDgames
>>583669290I think it's funny that retards spamming this shit will never be loved by anyone
>>583670546I legitimately couldnt tell you the difference
>>583670652left shows hem of the panties, the other doesn't, making it look like bloomers instead
Let's talk about human relationships in a general for a gacha game
>stop farming and start making aces>club collapses
took a while because of the 45 TT missions I was too lazy to spam, but I think I'll finally switch out my rookie trainer title for she who illuminates my heart
>>583668306I want to make Dober admit to loving men
>>583668306I want to rape dober into getting stockholm syndrome for being an onahole for men
>29/30DANCHOUUUUUUUU PUT ON THE ARDAN COSPLAY
>>583668306I want to date dober's roommate
will you bros still be with me in 2 years time?
>>583671017you're supposed to date, then mate in dober's room
>>583671096Like in Chess?
>>583671017
>>583671002if he posts it here (as a joke) then I'll join. just as a joke though. just a bit of fun with the lads.
>>583671070no Im busy playing better games
>>583671070nyo, but your oshi will
>>583671002good timing for V to join the club
>>583671070I'm quitting after gentildonna and returning for sex groove so maybe
>>583671070no I will be playing uma 2
>look at calendar>CM 20: Sagittarius Cup
WWYD?My speed is kinda ass for how late I am in the run
>>583671307give up
>>583671307too sketchy
>>583671307winning
>>583671070If I drop one of the 3 gacha im juggling right now, It's rough
>want to snack>nothing to snack on until Helios next month
>>583671307oh hell yeah
>>583671405you should drop 2 of them. Doesn't matter which. You need your day back
>>583671070Me? I will be playing Motto! Haramase! Honoo no Oppai Isekai Oppai Maid Gakuen!
>>583671498>>583671498FATCO IS REA!?
irl uma is a gacha except it takes your entire day
>>583671498>filenamepost number 19
>>583671498Reminder: stress most often leads to weight gain. Snack as often as you can to control your stress level!
free recov pre debut yay
>>583671535she does have a line about Flash stopping her from snacking iirc
>>583671670fatco paizuri
>3 speed is the meta until eosWhy won't god punish cygames for their sins
>>583671653
>>583671501Well, unfortunately she's glue because the skills ended up being dogshit
>>583671928ganbare, diafag!!!
>>583671535
>they fell for the FM gaslight
do you anons kick back and chow down too?
>>5836720371k wit with only 1 wit card seems pretty damn good to me
>>583672037i genuinely think rolling on the creek rerun was a mistake. GL is actually unplayable on builds that aren't 3 speed 2 wit
morning coffee
>>583672042Hell yeah brother
>>583672180>GL is actually unplayable on builds that aren't 3 speed 2 witlucklet issue
>>583672042hell yeahBEER!
>>583672029>flash preventing falco from ever having any amount of tits or assYou can't quell the evil in the german spirit.
>>583671498Narita Brian is in like a week (you should spark her if you don't have her base)
>>583672268banchou lust
>>583672037FM lasted me 1.5 years so i'm happy
Brian should eat her veggies
>85TP>out of borrows alreadyle siiigh..... i guess.... I guess I can slot a fan run....
>>583672180highroll scenario, prease understando
Morning
Ever since I've understood the scenario and keep hitting high roll after high roll. I just can't stop. I need to squeeze that 90%. Anything below that feels unsatisfactory now, I just glued a turf S acupuncture won run midway cause it feels mid. Yes, even just by vibes I know its not a highroll that's why I glued it. umamusume
Both FM and Creeku rerolls were gaslightsIf youre a newcutie you get LB1 CB wit with anni tickets, use stam sparks and save for ramonu and your style specific wit card
>>583672740Shibi didn't even exist for most of the game's life, not everyone is a convenient newpipi during the right window
>>583672552Good morning and sex with Creek
>>583672180>i genuinely think rolling on the creek rerun was a mistake.You'll get to use it later >GL is actually unplayable on builds that aren't 3 speed 2 witGet uma with better growth rates or skip stam card
sex crystal
>>583671070I will likely be dead
I won't be tolerating creek slanderevery time I needed more than 800 stamina she'd been my fucking Goat
>>583671070I don't want my friends to see me leave or see my friends leave me
special week is so cool
>>583672674Sex with Nature.
drama?
>>583673018this turbo pic always looks like shes in a mating press
>>583671070>in 2 years time?i will be almost 40 you wouldnt even want me anyway...
>>583673108uma&co
>>583672882>You'll get to use it laterFor exactly 1 cm in GM then it gets overtaken by sounds of earth
>>583673108I HATE CURREN
>>583673150>SoENah, I am going Creek until Doto stam
>>583672552mommy
What does ebayan's umanko smell like
yankomanko smells like flowers
>>5836734261-3 and it's roses4-6 and it's wet soil7 and you get to smell her yourself8-9 and it's fish0 and it's overpriced perfume
shiraoki please make today a bit better
will yanko's casual reference her honorary Imam award shawl
>>5836737017 and the whole week is going to be good, 4 and my week is horrible as well, anything else and the thread is butter on toast
test
i've managed to avoid being duped for years but today i finally fell for some AI art because it looked too good for me to tell
>>583673780fucking finally, had to go through email verification bullshit to post
>>583673810retirementhomeanon...
lets pretend we dont see his posts
>>583672302Exactly. She's so lust-inducing it's insane.
>>583673918whose?
ebayanko
now that we're in comfy hours, let's say one nice thing about each other before it ends
JPN1 Japan Dirt Classic in 44 minutes
>reddit tachyon
>>583674016Where
>>583673182I used to think these posts are unecessarily aggressiveI never knew currenfags needed to be beheaded on sightMy deepest apologies to the RiceGODS
>>583674003You have a nice hat bro
>>583672042...Just one more song
>>583674016yanko is sexy
Giving massage to my elder trainee
>>583674003I think your post is cute
>>583674292maruzen wouldn't do this
>run was going smoothly and really well>i can do this!>Second Half Classic Year doesn't give me ANY frienship training effect songsIt's so fucking over
>>583672259Falco by definition has an idol's body
this could be us rn but you playin
>>583674453bwo, those songs only reoccur during senior year
>>583674101Tokyo City Keiba streams everything on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLe4OH8C40I
ahhhh im dumpinggg
my young and fashionable girlfriend maruzensky
>>583674453ain't you supposed to have all 3 Friendship training songs during the Junior? You only get next batch during the Senior year.
Why do future SSR's show as having 2-4 rare skills from events but gametora only shows one on the events? Are they rare skill hints you randomly get from training?
>>583674612Laurel still has descendants racing?!?!?wtf!??!?I thought his bloodline died out because none of his foals won any g1s
>>583674708i didn't check but sometimes people are referring to the direct male line
>>583674612Thanks
Me and Teibros
>>583674612nyoniverse spawning dirt horses
>>583674671some SSrs let you choose between multiple golds depending on what choices you make during the chain. Late cards do give multiple golds though (Like almond eye speed and tamamo power)
>>583674671You get to choose which of the rare skills you want during the last event in the chain. It starts with 1 gold in each, but later on some cards give 2 golds.
>>583674708Even the worst sire will have their bloodline continued through his daughtersBroodmares have it easy and sometimes don't even race before being bred (Special Week's mom is one of those iirc), it's only stallions that have to prove themselves enough to attract stud offers (or an owner needs to consider them his pet project and keep them in breeding on their own) + local racing often gets the "scraps" that nobody focused on the JRA wants so you will find a bunch of descendants there from horses whose bloodline seemingly died out in JRA>>583674941That's usually from Le Vent Se Leve whose sire is Symboli Kris S and Dam Sire is Neo Universe
>>583674671they have multiples but it's either orthey don't start having actually 2 until tamamo power
>>583672180>>583672740>Both FM and Creeku rerolls were gaslightsi started playing the last day of the most recent creek/cb banner. i got 1lb mr cb, creek, riko, fine motion, etc... in 30 pulls and consequently have 32k carats remaining as i havent rolled on anything sinceevery run i have ever taken creek on she feels like dead but FM/CB keep me from wanting to kill myself/dump everything into whatever banner is up just to get more supports (i dont even have SRs beside 1lb eishin flash)
>>583675043merry Kris s spawning dirters
>>583675137Only 2 more months until you can get a bunch of maxed out gold cards and a super sexy Ramonu, newbro
>>583672180Won both medium plats using stamina cards and 3 speed cards. Some STILL don't understand that scenario mechanics affect everyone and most don't sweat it. Just get in a good final match.
Odds for Japan Dirt Classic
>>583675298lol all regional horses have odds in triple digits
>>583675284it's simply not about making the best umasit's simply about making the umas that are strong for your deckthere are whales ITT with less plats than f2p gods
>>583675298
Maybe in another life
>>583674776>>583675043huh, makes sense.
>>583675374oguri cap will rape them
They call it dirt but it looks more like sand
>>583675380It's about not sweating it too much in a slot machine simulator where you pay in your time instead of money and maybe get some "title" as a win. It can be fun, but you have to have some restraint about things like this.
>>583674647i didn't even know about this, fortunately i had 15% during classic year
mejiro fuck as in palmer
I hate GL so much
>>583670629TRVKE
>>583675624same
I think today I will be evil.
https://x.com/HorseRacing_JPN/status/2107767684188283146https://japanracing.jp/en/japancup/jc/2026.htmlhttps://japanracing.jp/en/japancup/_pdf/journey_2026_s.pdfhttps://japanracing.jp/en/japancup/horsemen/https://japanracing.jp/en/japancup/videos_gallery/#past-video
worst thing about gl is so much stats in senior second that is hard to glue early
>>583675789like it's so ass it's crazy, no wonder they reverted the speed cap to 1500 for GM while making gatting other stats easier
>>583675814
Which clubs are the best ones nowadays? I'm not talking only about ranking, but also quality of life, comfiness, friendliness, being drama-free, etc.Obviously you can't know that objectively, I'm asking about public perception
>>583675964mambo
>>583675964anything with public perception is going to be shit the best will be some b+ club that never gets mentioned
>>583675964The club I'm in, Unaffiliated.
>>583675887Without evil being nice would mean nothing.
3 MINUTES UNTIL JAPAN DIRT CLASSIC STARTS!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLe4OH8C40Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLe4OH8C40Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLe4OH8C40I
>>583675964There's a few A+ clubs that never get namedropped
Why are they playing twinkle twinkle little star for horseracing
>>583674617that's not lil dumpy
>>583676048STARTING!!!!!!!!!!!
>>583676048Is Ebayan in?
>>583675964I like mambo
>>583676109No this is a 3 year olds race
>go to train Kitasan for the CM>her story starts>remember that she released during MantHuh
>>583676109He won this race in 2024, it's for 3YOs only
serious front runners
>>583676125no one says this.
>>583676125mambro...
>>583676260I think they are pretty chill and memes about them are fun.
I always feel bad for horse that runs last...
>>583675847Reminder that the japan cup IS THE race in japan if you don't win that your oshi is a fraud
paceGAWDS
wtf what happened to 15? injury incoming
>>583676290They tried their best but I still feel bad
>>583676310my oshi is known for being a loser I #DoNotCare
Silver Ratio wins JPN1 Japan Dirt Classic
FVUARKKK HOLY SPURTOOO
>>583676048FUCKED I MISSED IT
>>583675964Literally any club that isnt uma&co
>>583675964I have been seeing some autisuma and umadash praise lately, they seem fine
Do they purposely keep the 90s aesthetic with shitty camera and outdated graphics?
>>583676310isn't japan cup won mostly by abroad horses
Finger kwabbedNige loses once again
>Session verification error occuredMom said it's my turn on the umamusume account now.
>>583676427It's local racing, they are poor (for horse racing standards)
I can't get in
finger got KWABed by the move to overseas
>>583676478Apolocarats nyow
what clubs will allow newfags in...... i just realized you can get rewards from being in a club
we gonna lose every potential triple crown this year, ain't we
>>583676430It's no longer the 90s anon, there was a gap from 2005 up to 2025 for foreign horses winning
>>583676536every club allows newbies to come in. just depends how much fans you want to farm.
>>583676536nobody cares how new you are, people care about how many fans you get
LET ME IN
>>583676327Probably a twin turbo moment
WTF MY AUTO EFFICIENCY NOOOOOOO
>>583676310She did win, and it was peakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkJ3GYhKt0M
server died?eos?
>>583676310>>583676310ogurin.....
>>583676536UmatismExcelUma
>>583676536/uma/ club! We had one in march (?). He didn't like the pressure to play so much but with auto you should be fine if you want to try
She is pretty cute though
>>583676427>>583676494also why we get to watch it for free from their official channel. i havent seen a single JRA race live thats streamed for free other than the kick stream ripping it from whereever its paywalled
it's steamyou can login just fine on mobile
Japan win win l'arc in 2034 when the last son of Equinox (he dies in 4 years), Cheval Petit, beats the son of Calandangan they bred using secret smuggled cum before his balls were cut off
>>583676716The homeless are fuckable?
>>583676536mambo
>>583670383>grandma won the Arc>mother won the Arc >wins the Arc twice She'd feel pressured to continue the family line and preserve the tradition with (You)
Servers fucking died
>>583676764Always have been.
>>583676048what the fuck happened to itterasshai
>>583676724SHUT UT SMUGMO
Fucking hell why does King Halo's career suck so much ass? I was trying to make her into sprint races for TT because she's got A in sprints but her whole fucking career just throws her around between sprints, miles and mediums. I managed to do it but I feel like I whiffed hard and because of that only managed an S rank
morning
Umama got deployed to spy on another club
>>583676716no hat festa is just bue bue
>>583676856
>>583676856Morning dude
>>583676718JRA streams for free on youtube tooThey just region locked it to japan so you have to use a VPN (firefox has one built in)
Moving in with Mejiro Palmer!
>>583676757>they bred using secret smuggled cum before his balls were cut offCan't do that, the breeding industry would collapse. Thoroughbreds have to fuck with a witness or they're not real.
>>583676478I've been getting this fucking error for no reason. My connection to every other online game is pristine while this kusoge gets random disconnects.
>>583676849it's based on the anime REAL LIFE2nd highest all arounder stat in japan behind brian btw
>>583676724Game is unplayable without hachimi
>>583676958Is this what slow metabolism does to an uma?
>>583676869Which one?
>>583676926does this mean everytime you and your trainee fuck there is someone there watching?
>>583676849>Why does the game based on real life horse racing history simulates the way horses had their careersidk vro
>>583676869which club
>>583676849she sucks if you're parentletget her Mile/Medium aptitude upLong too if you can
>ran out of TPThis is it... the end of my carats stash...
>>583676849Because King Halo in real life was thrown at every type of race just in the hopes that the horse would finally win a G1. And the Uma career, for the most part, follows the horse career.
>>583676987>>583677002Dacchis
>>583676856>>583676874This is my favorite /uma/ interaction
>>583676926cant you do horse cum dna testing, most mammals should have similar paternity tests to humans right
>>583677008It's 10 carats umoyim basically nothing
>>583676803
>>583677067Are they stupid?
>>583677086No, if the horse wasn't bred according to the rules it doesn't count as a thoroughbred and can't race. This keeps the prices high.
>>583677067>isreallollmao
Umama unironically quit the game
Man I like the B+ club I got in but I wish half of the fucking members got off their fat asses and at least clanked fans once/twice a day. Maybe then we would have a chance to move to A rank...>b-b-but the CM0 fans daily for the past 3 days
connecting
why can't I LOG IN
>glue two runs because no friendship trainings, no points and mood down events>third run start well, two fast learner events proc>somehow get a 16th place in a race and fuck up career goalhahahah ohohoaohao hoahoaohoahoaoeWHAOW
3500 apolocarats for ruining my perfect fanrun efficiency
monetizing. running ads.
>>583677213join uma&co
>>583677213Be happy, at least you can still believe in them returning and starting to do runs again. My club members are making 20k fans a day meaning they log on, do their TT but dont even do one clanker run to complete their dailies before logging off again
>>583676536>Requirements to join a clubplay the game>Requirements to continue staying in a clubcontinue playing the game
>>583676903Having Mejiro Palmer as a housewife!
>>583677213>I wish half of the fucking members got off their fat asses and at least clanked fans once/twice a dayDanchou needed three months enforcing this rule but we finally made it this month. We're comfymaxxing in mid A+ now.
>>583677303Grim...
TENNO SHO (SPRING)
Pictured: 2030 l'arc. 4 jap horses once again frontrun and stay first for the first 30 seconds of the race. They gas out and get passed by a senile, arthritic Daryz whose owners keep registering in the race every year despite being begged billions for his semen
>>583677431Danchou told them to start clanking and nothing changed. We are dropping a rank this month I fear
>>583677303mambwo...
>>583677086no, any form of artificial impregnation means the foal will not be considered a thoroughbred and as such can't race in thoroughbred racing. Stud books of countries are approved only if they follow the proper protocol. A horse from a non-approved stud book is not a thoroughbred (or at least won't be recognized as such by racing administrations from other countries)This is because there are millions of USD involved and the moment there is even a slight doubt about the product (cum, foal) being not what it was said to be everything will fucking explode
>>583676536You could try your luck at a B/B+ club from the lists here. All you need for fan clanking is slap together a deck with as much fan bonus as possible and let it rip
>>583677484AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE Don't steal my clocks
>>583677490anon, Daryz is almost 100% going to retire after this year
>Valheim 1.0>Ace Combat 8>MHRise with newfags because of sale>Gears E-Gay>OoT soon>GTA 6 soonI'm so sorry danchode
Soon...
saigemusu I will give you my body and soul if you just let me log in. please. please bro. please.
>>583677625we're all playing wow forever
No we are not
>>583677680so does/did the real windy bite people a lot?
>>583677686just use your phone brochacho
>>583677067no heckin way
>>583677490That dog wants to kill that bunny.
>>583677067>Daccheats
>>583677625I'm debating replaying Needy Streamer Overload between grinding bullshit in Space Marine 2, so I left my club so I wouldn't eat up space while I flatline for an extended period. And because work is being extra retarded and taking a lot out of me
>>583677067Shiet okay it's safe to go in /uma/ club now
If only you niggas put as much effort into CMs as you do trying to start club vs club fights
p-please join /uma/club...
I love cryers
>>583677067gaycchis.... ovr repvtation....
Dacchis will lose 5+ of its members to /uma/ club to next month. Screencap this
>>583678021One of those things forces me to play the game
Dacchis can actually get to S now, that'd be so funny
>>583678025Sorry but I'm unable to do S rank numbers, I've picked the other club for that reason.
>>583678025I don't see the danchou advertise anymore. Can we still join?
>>583678183they are 600m away from s right now retard, they ain't getting shit
>>583678215He gave up on advertising but it's still open for up to 3 people
>>583678183they still have a lot of leeches they need to get rid off for S
>>583677067>sees a problem emerging in threads>decides to do something about it and sacrifices their own reputation by luring /uma/'s resident schizo into their honeytrap>doesn't back out the plan, plays the long game and kills the schizo for good>joins one of our most pwestiglous club afterwardsIs Umammers /our/ hero?
>>583677797People and other horses during races.
>>583678215new applicants are required to send dick pick via email and will be accepted only if satisfactory
>>583678025>>583678247Oh no... wtf bros... join this club pls
>>583678215Yes! just apply with /uma/ in your bio
Who is fucking with the servers
This chud owes me sex
>>583678215Email + discord @ + SSN?
>>583678338just asking sorry
Thoughts?
>>583678398
>>583678398oh...
>>583677067They were the ones pulling the strings all along...
>>583678425wish she were barefoot
Speaki
>>583678408
>>583677067>curren club gets another curren poster
>>583678325I did this but my penis was too big so Allen got angry and blocked me
>>583678561The worst curren poster
Stop supikicrying pls
>>583678338>>583678247Okay expect an application in 24 hours, maybe. If I finally stop being wishy washy about this
I like this.
>>583678325I wish I could kill some of you for the indirect bullying.
>>583678547
>>583678384Fat chudette tits are the best
>>583678629I can invite you in advance if you'd prefer that. Some people don't want to drop ID in the thread though so I'll keep an eye out either way
Just farm A+ numbers in /uma/ club and it's fine
>>583678629The sooner you do it the better because you still have to do the fans quota.
>>583678525Supicryer?
>>583677625I want to play AC8 so bad but I'm a poorfag and still don't have a raytracing card
V hasn't logged on for 2 days now
>>583678629can't wait to have you bwo, it'll be fun!
I think Flash is cringe
>>583678909we don't care, V
>>583678935I think YOURE cringe
>>583678770181478271067Looking forward to working with you all. I'll join as soon as my cooldown ends
danchou owes me sex. a handjob would suffice thoughever. preferably while cosplaying as my oshi.
>>583678935I think you're cringe
>>583678325so that's why I didn't get a reply...
>>583679001YWNJ/uma/club
>>583679001I recognize that ID instantly now
>>583678998>>583679018She's managing every aspect of my life without consent...
Post the cute uma.
>>583678770>>583679001 is not me btw
helloneed to redo aces but suboptimal starts are a bit discouraging
>>583679106
I think there are better ways to ask for people to post images of an uma you like. Can I ask for some Bourbon images?
>>583679093That just means you weren't doing it right before. She's just helping you. Now excuse me, my scheduled 5 minutes per day without Flash have passed.
>>583679001Check the profile description
>>583679254Mibombo Sexbon
>>583679254Micute Bonbon
I'm in love with the HokkoI'm in love with the Hokkotomakomai, go, gofeng shui is a no, noI'm in love with the Hokko
>>583679254
>>583679106you can have 2!
>>583679271Likely just playing jp now, that is his main after all
s-signups are today right
>>583679271Imagine if he actually killed himself yesterday. Could be an /uma/ National Holiday
>>583679107Join any other club but them
>>583679271reminds me of what I used to write in my diary when I was still a preteen
>>583679521Registration yeah, cm in 3 days
>>583679258She's managing... everything...
>>583679415Hokko on my cocko!
>>583679502>>583679576kys V
>>583679612V is not even here get a grip
>>58367959420 borrows left to make a good ace then phew
>>583679606She will train you to cum on command and you will enjoy it
>>58367959420 borrows left to make a good parent and a good ace then phew
>>583679767That's no fun. I want to cum after Flash gives me an efficient German handjob.
>>583678425for someone who says she likes coffee, she sure drinks a lot of my milk
>>583679681Will take a while for the muscle memory to subside I bet
>>583679168>>583679367>>583679443Very cute umas.
>>583679594you guys still do cm?
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SAID IT WAS CARAT POSITIVE YOU SCAMMED ME!!!!!!!!
>>583680143mambwo...
>>58368014320 carats next run I promise
>>583680143
>>583679859I want an efficient German teasing handjob + expert orgasm denial for hours
i hate longslop
>>583679798bwo....,........
>currenfag mentions umama joins dacchis>lots of surprised reactions>minutes later>now absolutely nothingnow that the umama arc is over, which telenovela arc is /uma/ going to have next?
>>583680265hey I'm small and short
>>583680265enter what you got its time to make parents for the sprintcasinomy parents are gonna fucking SUCK and I'm not gonna try to racematch at all, all I care about is aptitude adjustmenthate sprints
>>5836803907 and /uma/ is now a slice of life, minimum drama
>>583680265
>>583680390A character from 3 arcs ago will pop up and everyone will be shocked
open isnt very oshi friendly
>>583680485>/uma/: cuma strikes backKINO
>>583680485which one? tachyfag? acefag? or someone i'm forgetting?
>>583680467Distance E is fake mutation, can go to A from the start
>>583680397no one wants you, irishposter.
>>583680390Umama is the problem, causes trouble in every club.
>>5836803907 and /uma/ becomes a tryhard, sweaty cm focused general.4 and /uma/ starts talking about Bijin for the next 5 threads
>>583680485>meekschizo returns as a surprise villain
>>583680485Keb...
>>583680624
>>583680624e-eh?
>>5836803907 and uma is now wushu, we are a part of the beggar sect
>>583680624Aw hell naw. 7 and your 4 is nullified
>>583680485will they turn gold
>>583680624Good golly...
Stinky musky neet uma pussy
>>583680651That guy genuinely creeped me out
>>583680619will he triumph over dacchis' godlike information control?
Her name is Yuki btw
>>583680624yeppers!
>>583680624good golly we're in da soup now
>>583680409Hei.. what are you looking?
>>583680550Ricebro...
Country girls make do
>>583680829What a cutie
OKAY FINEI WILL START MAKING ACES NOW
>>583680829what is the purpose of the ball thing in lamune bottles
>>583672180creek is for the next every scenario that you can and need to run a stam card without bricking your run
>>583680967It's used to seal the bottle
please join my b+ club
>>583680967Just a seal and so I can collect them
>>583680793Anon, he IS from dacchis' information control sector. See >>583678462 and >>583678278
Post non virgin umas
Howdy y'all
Would she be intense in bed?
>>583680967You never had one?
I only have 0.7 aces and /uma/ will call me names if I reuse my debuffers
>>583681128Mares are scary
>>583681128I want to drink her apple juice
>>583680965it's okay take it easy for 1 more day and farm some fans
>>583677625I'm replaying the entire kh franchiseGive me an uma
>>583681163No one cares, GL longslop is inherently dishonest
No power songs award
>>583681061mambvvo...
>Kingdom FartsEwww
>>583680624Gee whilikers! It's Yukino's time to shine!
>>583681328deck? how are you buying concentrion and ttl?
>>583680390It really does feel like an end of a season
>>583681397Kita Tachy - Creek - CB Bourbon. Bourbon gives TTL, you can choose Concentration from Bourbon scenario skill
What are the /uma/ arcs so far?
>>583681273This but with Sengoku Rance It's still as fun and kino as I remember
>>583681273Good tasteOnly one correct choice here
>>583680624Yeppers
Evens I subject myself to more failed ace runsOdds I just do pathfinder prep
>>583681489you can't see it from here but Flower is grabbing his ass and balls at the same time
>>583681584Oh I’ve been using Maru instead of tachy and I get less SP
I still regret failing to get yeppers
odds i die evens i die
>>583681726I don't want my friend to die
>>583680769That's the dream
>>583681703I couldnt spare a pity on her, so i decided to ticket her... Soon she will be mine...
>>583681489Those kids...are they doing it on purpose...
Double the Jet!
I fucking hate yeppers
>>583681163If you ever leveled a single debuff you ahould probably kick the bucket
>>583682001Show stable
>>583681934What is there to hate? She's bland as fuck
yeppers was unironically comparable to xoguri in cm19 because of innate NSM + determined descent + solid strikenow determined descent will never ever be used again
>>583682109Let's not go that far
>>583681934Urara would carry me in CS...?
wish you could skip the 70 popups and confirmation screens that show up after completing a clanker runit honestly feels longer than actually waiting 50 minutes for the run itself
>>583682154he's right
>>583682101gosh... don't be shayin' that...
>>583682154how far
>>58368218220% guts is not comparable whatsoever to xoguri not even needing to care about stamina
Which uma do you blame for Japan's unending boner for Prix Arc?>Speed Symboli, for starting it in the first place>El Condor Pasa, for getting so close>Nakayama Festa, for *actually* be the closest to ever get that trophy>Orfevre, the strongest ever sent by Japan>Equinox, for being a coward
Is yeppers a good parent
no injury
>>583681903
>>583682101I'm in da soup now...
>>583682280you kinda care about stamina if it's a stat threshold for the track (as it is for arima kinen)
>>583681890tamago knows what's up.
>>583681934Gadzooks!
>>583682306Pasa started it and Orfevre mindbroke them
>>583682226Supikino Bijin!
>>583682419>orfevre>strongest
>>583680624good golly
>>583682306PasaWorse still that El was a *spits* yank horse
umagrok generate a whole paragraph of yeppers hickspeak during sex
>>583681703I've got her while trying to get Pearl ironically enough.
>>583682557ooops I quoted the wrong message I'm sorry bwo >>583682306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1KiPx3ERHw
My trainee called me a chud and gave me a hickey on my neck
>>583682367she hella jealous too
>Yeppers>30% guts growth >Race in middle of August Devs really hate bijin girls... oh gosh...
>>583682617G-golly...
>>583682913Who's your trainee?
it would be cool to be fuck by mejiro or agnes
>>583682842rickey's song gives me flashbacks to this other songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YML1lAWv4eAdid they take inspo
>>583682919that evil midget deserves it though. it's fine.
My club? Comfy...
7 and happy other number sad
>>583683135Smart Falcon
i hate breathingumamusume
>>583683354What are they scheming?
>>583681589>CUMA meltdown>DAAAAAHBY/mambo shitposting>1st sweepydev melty>V appears>Teiofat incident>Stegofag appears>Spoilerschizo appears>Daccheats incident>Totopo incident>Keb dies>Umama revealed>V and Umama e-dating and erping>Umama gets kickedEverything I can remember off the top of my head
women and their drama
>>583683593the swagapino sweepydev melties were so good and i’m glad that the dahbyposter is in hell
>>583683354Mambwos...
Okay but I really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really reallyr eally relaly really really really really really really really really relaly really really really relaly relaly really relaly really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really rfeally really realyl really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
if females existed then umamusumes would exist
>>583683642>people always scream tranny this tranny that>thread behaves like literal woman, demanding dramathat explains a lot, also the whorren poster
>>583683593Benzo leaving autis/uma/ and almost imploding the club
stay gold? heh, more like stay old
>>583683873that's not an arc
I actually missed the Umama and V final episode, can someone give me a QRD? Like why is V dead now
stay young, forever young even
the l,arc arc
>>583683593add Cloverdanchud leeching arc and the autis/uma/ saga
in umamusume pretty derby the umamusume are pretty and running in the derby
what are we choosing to be unreasonably angry about for the coming weeks/months?
project l'arp
>>583683951V leaked his private dm's with mammers and tried to spin it as an epic own but it just made mama leave so everyone made fun of V so he probably overdosed and 'mama is homeless now probably foreverFin
>>583683951>>583532065Here is the beginning
>>583684203I choose to be angry over the lack of free pulls on the Ancestors banner>but Cygames will-They won’t
>>583683951>v leaks his own DMs with Umama in an attemp to dunk on /uma/club...? the reason isn't very clear>umama leaves uma&co while saying in club chat that v "fell for it" and that "he won">v hasn't logged in for a whole day>umama joined daccheatsthat's about it
>>583682341succubus
>>583684401A child can't be a succubus
>>583683924Okay then, there's a proper arc:>Benzo tells autis/uma/ he's quitting the game>joins /uma/ club immediately after>autis/uma/ implodes>months after, Benzo leaves /uma/ club without notice>joins a fake Mambo club for a month>says in bread he's coming back to /uma/ club, is invited by Allen>/uma/ club is mid-crisis due to nyo quitting because of umama & V thing>joins the botter club /uma/chan instead
>>583684281Umama is already in dacchis keep up Currensis
>>583683951V thought the stripper loved him
for me it's filly
>>583684431this is more like a side plot if anything
>>583684130I get the feeling that if you married Digitan, she'd constantly ask you to sleep with different umas as reference material for her future doujinshi
>>583684440>>583684359Umama is not in dacchis why do you faggots keep saying this? Did he change his name?
Noah...now that was an arc...
>>583684545literally check the club, retard
>>583684545nvm chrono is slow as fuck*dacchis is reprehensible now
>>583684545bwo?
>>583684550What about L’ Arc?
>>583684430>
She's just standing there, menacingly.
>>583684748
Now to wait for the Mambogeddon at the end of the month.
>>583684819Keb returns next month and brings Mambo to S
>>583684812Why would Andarion do this
>>583684680why does my emperor look so fucking stupid all the time?
>>583684479So silly
>>583684910so she can say I'm fucking stupidhee hee hoo
>>583684812>already saying goodbyeDacchis...
>>583684286The>did you know I am the one making fun of his club post with the Ai imagesounds so pathetic.Was he trying to brag about doing that lmao
>>583684910>>583684986
>>583684430fillies are the most dangerous ones
>>583684910Would you prefer she looked moreSirius
>>583684812imagine the fish smell
>>583684812>dacchis is airtight so we will not have umama leaks for a monthcomfy hours? more like MONTH
>>583685093Yes unironically he was trying to impress mammers
>>583685093unironically yes
>>583685165>he doesn't know
>>583685118luna cute wife marry etcspeed cute sexo oyakodon etcsilly silly
>>583685165quick somebody prove him wrong
>>583685165That image alone is already a bad omen
>>583684812What the fuck did I woke up to? Danchou, what is going on?
>>583685112ouh...
>>583685165bwo...
>>583685369You've been sold out, hope you weren't just sitting on the club couch
>>583684986don't say that ever again. don't post anything at all, actually.>>583685118mayhaps..........
I'm so glad I joined a comfy B+ club
>>583685369YARRRR
grub
I was gonna ask for a pre reset comfy jong but I'm tired
The only safe clubs now are UMADash, Autis/uma/, TamaLove and Mambo...
>>583683417My condolences
>>583685585the sexier mentally ill uma
>>583685631What a sick and twisted world we live in... is nothing sacred?
>>583685629have a nice nap bwo
>>583685631>UMADashHaven't heard much from this club, I guess.>Autis/uma/Danchou carrying 29 leeches>TamaLoveFair, they're quiet too.>MamboLOL
>>583685631TamaLove and Mambo are deranking to A this monthUMADash and Autis/uma/ are the last safe A+ clubsUma&Co will also implode after losing both V and Umamers
SHE'S COMING HOME SOON
>>583685585Aruvu cute.>>583685637She's not mentally ill, just emotionally stunted.
>>583685585Admiring
the cuter mentally ill uma
>>583685791>TamaLove and Mambo are derankingyou say this every month...
Dicking down curren and chiyoposters so they finally shut the fuck up
>>583685968I am not sure that will work, but Godspeed you reckless soul
yeah yeahgo back to your room, nonny
>>583685968>not mentioning finemo postersI know what you are.
>>583685968You're not potent enough for me unc
>>583685967Mambo is already edging the 500 rank, they won't survive the 5 days of AFK and half of TamaLove is yearning for a B club dropping ranks fastWhile you were keeping tabs on the hottest drama I've been monitoring the club situation
I made a good subtle and smart post but all the thread cares about is umama
>>583685791>TamaLove and Mambo are deranking to A this monthNot with the merge that is in the works...
>>583686380Post more Flash (Falco optional) and I'll keep giving (You)s
>>583686380Here is a (You)
SO GLAD I ENJOYED A BETTER GENERAL
>>583686380Which post was it
>>583686273Curren MEGA SEX
>>583684812damb, guess i'll have to try poaching them next month
>>583685585she likes to leglock
>>583684812>she
>>583686869Kitasan is a she, yes.
>>583686929Kitasan is a STALLION
we're in the soup?
>>583686780Umas that don't like to leglock?
>big black kitasan...
>>583681362> She will never bend you over a table and call you a good puppy while she dryhumps you and whispers sweet nothings in your ear
>>583687042
>>583687104Silly
>>583687108Still strange she didn’t get a pal cardA rare 6 card scenario
>>583687108Sugar Lights cannot bounce on your cock
>>583687290It's OK, I could use the workout
>>583685112but I don't want her to bloom...
this is how i unironically see you if you hop in 3 clubs in 3 months
>>583687246if they brought back Light Hello and Tazuna on another card, I don't see why they couldn't do the same and finally give her the palcard she deserves
>>583687104I just got a boner.
>>583687290She can walk for short periods of time so she probably couldJust not for long
>>583686714they survived /uma/ club poaching, they will survive you
How many times are you spurting to titty donkey today
>>583686869>has
>>583687383it's something you need in order to start a family
>>583687461None because I don't like her.
>>583687440Imagine her shame when her endurance isn't enough to make you cum...
>>583687461>implying ill stop spurting at any point
>kirari magic show lobby bgm>no song/concertWhen do we get it?
>>583687461plain glasses girl with massive tits, my beloved...
>>583687461Fat slut
>>583687440Ohw... i was already imagining her sitting on my face and let me decide for how much time because she cannot move her lower part
>go and tell me about your masturbation habits and how often you've done it
>>5836874611 single paid roll I can't even afford cheeky tenners anymore
>>583687461One paid spurt a day for the next ten days
>>583687762I told you, didnt I...
>>583687461i dont want her, and if i get spooked by her in the future i will be mad
>>583687707average 1 at day, for around 30 minutes - 1 hour, depending how much time i have
>>583687461i thought about it for free left handed but most left handed tracks are sprints
Kitasan has no money, but she's got fat tits
Just made my 3 million daily fans for Danchou, now it's time to do a few glued runs.
babbyposter please wake up and save us from this misery
>>583682617Gee whillikers... didn't know Yukino was so dang purdy underneath that cute uniform...
>>583687861unlike tamashit
>>583687551>Bounces get slower and slower>Keeps trying but she's too weak and you have to take over for her
>>583687912the schizo will just call him a pedo like he always doeshe cant save us...
I JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEOGAMES BUT SOMETHING IN MY BONES STOPS ME
I was raised to be this stallion's husband
>>583687947I will massage Tama's chest until they grow big
>>583687979cute i'd totally be patient with her
>>583687979It's okay. She's IMAGINE tier
It's always about fucking with you mongrels. Can you stop jerking each other off for just a few hours? christ
>>583687979given how little she weighs, imagine how easy it must be to carry her around everywhere
>>583687991i've never seen that happen once
Hugs and kisses for Sugar Light!
>>583687762>>583687828AAAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>583688112sorry umama won't erp with you any more V but don't take it out on us
>>583688047YOOOOOOOO SHE CAKED UP
>>583688127in that case you missed it, or need to lurk more. happened multiple times in the past that some fag got upset.
There are middle aged women at Tracen pretending to be students.
>>583688167
>>583687979>can't do it anymore>ashamedly deploys umabot to bounce on you instead
>>583688224GYAAATTTT
>>583688224she got some nice tits too
This is a pro skub thread.
>>583684431/uma/chan is not a botter club
>>583688128I bet her butt is flabby and not the least bit firm.
>>583687461As much as it takes
>>583688331*dons Anti-Skub t-shirt*
>>583688245May I romance them? Kiss them? Sex them? Marry, create a family and have a happy life with them?What about their hot as hell relatives?
>>583687401He just joined the Currensis club, it all makes sense.
>>583688413I look around and hope to see Dia-chan somewhere
>>583688413no thank you. I prefer Diamondo
orenji
>>583688413I rip off the skin where I was touched and scream at her until she goes back to her den
>>583688527orangu
>>583688491>>583688517>>583688552hey...
>>583687401he club hopped 3 clubs in a week
>>583687504>no
>>583688648luv me orange
>>583688682guess what's happening next month
>>583688667Sorry, I just have a preference
>>583688705>ovaries
>>583687401At least she isn't a dead fish in bed like Falcon
>>583688903>>583688903>>583688903
>>583688803
>>583678629hey just so you know this >>583678778 is a falseflagdanchou is more likely to drop your minimum in half while you make yourself comfotable than ask you to backfill fansand if you ever need to take it easy for whatever reason the club would sooner cover for you than have you stressed out, not that running fans on mobile is hard but you get the idea.people have taken multi-week long trips before by simply talking to dan
