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Mei
How do I impress brown ladies, especially Domina?
>>584110140Be an average white man
>>584110189Domina is a cut above that low bar.
>>584110301Me on the left
>>584110409Compliment her beautiful skin
Imagine picking Wuyang in the big 2 6
>>584110615Before the current patch Wuyang was actually getting some good rep.
>play first game of stadium in over a year>season 1 pro rank>dps trolls then leaves>rest of team leaves>get stomped, win 0 rounds>stadium rank displayed on account is rookie 5lol fuck you blizzard
>>584110409Domina is literally white man trophy wife material
>>584110756Handsome white man is the trophy husband material for her, I think.
>>584110049
>>584110743Stadium's a dead mode anon.
>>584103980
New support main (after sombra rework). After finally not being banned 24/4 I can say I really enjoy being a healer now
>>584114317Better get ready to start wearing a leash, supportsissy
>>584111847they used stadium to make the hallowen mode but the halloween mode should replace the 5v5 mode where players can only choose between a selection of characters and cant choose their class that way players are forced to play roles they think they dont like
>>584117028Strike witches collab when
>>584117260What if it turns out they actually don't like the role they're forced to play and never play the mode again
>>584117658theyre faggots then
>>584115923
Is there a way to not get backfilled this shit is pissing me off putting me in games where I'm 100% going to lose and have to sit there for 3mins waiting for the enemy to rape us over and over
I've started to play some 6v6 comp for fun.It's not fun. This is the most rage inducing shit I've played in this whole fuckass game.
>>584118270Comp is the only mode that doesn't backfill
>>584118461I think for most ranks comp 6v6 is mainly unskilled support mains looking for a carry.
The
>>584118461i wish it would get its own balance patches, the audience is there. but hitscans, hog, domina and sigma ruin it
>>584118636love this skin, matches perfectly with her mythic weapon
>>584118823Love D.Va
Is it true what they about Shion?That's she's built for BWC?
>ashe mythic weapontroon
>>584118992wtf you're rightshould have put it
>>584118649Damn... now I have to decide between seething at that or seething at comp
>>584118823stomach sex
>>584119149you're thinking of illari
>>584119149you're thinking of sombra
why does the sombra thing go through shields
love ashe and her voice actress
hay
>actually hard carry my team>0 endorsements>play like dogshit>3 endorsementsthis happens consistently, are endorses only like a passive aggressive kind of fuck you thing now?
>>584119684it don't
I fucking love Sombra now. I hope they don’t revert her back to DPS because they’re still too retarded to figure out what they want to do with her.
>>584119684Cyberspace doesn't.Hack does.
>>584119714>>584119797Made for Aryan men like Reinhardt and Soldier exclusively honestly
I love fucking Sombra
>>584119808>>584119983right it doesn't go through them, but isn't fully blocked either, just stays at the base of the shield
>>584119971Support Sombra is a roaring success why the fuck would they do that.
>>584119797
>>584117028heh, that's pretty good actually
I don't know why do I play this game, I don't even like asian women.
why every collaboration is an animethose polls included shrek, batman, and the lord of the ringsimagine how cool that would be
>>584120346Anime companies are collab sluts, very easy to get them.
why are they afraid of winston and tracer not being S tier meta?
where do i see accurate tier lists
>>584120759I can make one for you
>>584120818Yes pwease :3
>>584120629leads to koreadomination
>>584120629its politics, need to give the koreans the ability to throw and manipulate cups so the saudis dont look like frauds, otherwise you get mauga sym because they bought esports. And youre referencing two heros 99% of the playerbase including gm is ass at on NA servers
>>584121031based central park nigga
>haha time to post about games that are not overwatch in the overwatch thread to get attentionfuck off
>>584120629they will never allow dive to be meta again,
>>584121031Makes me laugh just thinking about this game desu, they've tried to marry so many ideas together and it just doesn't work and it's not fun.
i like this priest hero from deadlocki wish overwatch had heroes like that
>>584121497Everything I see about it says dota 3 to me and I have no desire to turn the clock back 15 years with that clunky-ass shit
>>584121031WE
there's a reason everyone is talking about deadlock and NOT overwatch..
playing sombra tracer winston dive might be the pinnacle of enjoyment in this game
>>584121621well yeah you keep fucking forcing it everywhere
sombra and tracer are the pinnacle of enjoyment in this game
>>584121621Because it's fun to laugh at it
>>584121970too thin
>>584120090It’s Blizzard man. I wouldn’t put it past them.
do you like doctrine
>>584121031no overwatch champion has this kind of aura
You get to marry and have sex with Domina all you want. But for 6 hours every week she transforms into a Dalit. She stinks like the worst Indian you’ve ever smelled, she’ll constantly try to scam you out of Google gift cards. Her IQ becomes room temperature and just becomes the most unpleasant person to be around. Do you do it?
>>584119802nope, the game is dead, its only finding games by groups who force a shitter on tank or all queue. And they burn their endorsements on eachother. And there are people that believe that you get better games when you endorse, like a profiling of the account
>>584122286what does this have to do with deadlock
>>584122074Count niggula is pretty good
>>584122105As far as token black characters I think the Deadlock guy is much more interesting than Sierra and Doctrine. Sierra feels like such a non character. Doctrine would have probably been better off as a white guy.
>>584122423im sad blacula didnt catch on
>>584118461We don't play that crap here.
>>584116559Oh no :D
>>584122074he's okay, i get bored playing him for more than a match at a time though. i've liked him more with the arcade mode powers. i didn't even see much of him when he was brand new either.
>>584122496doctrine should have been a busty white ojou sama elisabeth bathory type
>>584122549anon, as a white male, you have to understand this demo is for free to play potato pc having browns and asians, 4090 comes out and you get 600 fps bc we hacked the config. There is no reason ow shouldnt be at 1000fps. The entire game is optimized for a 3070ti, and they want the hero fantasy of being a female
>>584122658this but completely and utterly without irony, i would main her for sure.
I miss OW2 times when 15 year olds didn't spam raceshit all day
Idea for a support hero. Someone who steals ult charge from enemies. Think about it.
>>584122291word salad
despondent anon can't cope with the fact hero releases align with poor and unemployed demos
>>584122884t. venture player, 1000 hrs on mercy, lvl 5 endorsement
Sliding my throbbing white cock into **Venture's** dripping wet hairy brown pussy.
>>584122918racism is fine but lets not start insulting the unemployed, you would have 3 hour long queues without us.
new roadhog rework: same bullshit but a new nonsensical ability added
new roadhog rework: same bullshit but he's now a woman with fat fucking tits
>>584123041i retract the unemployment comment
>>584123141no they did that already anon
It’s kinda funny how Blizzard character design is simultaneously woke and also reinforces preconceived stereotypes. Like with the support roster and how many of them are cute females. Wouldn’t a cool handsome straight white support hero be the wokest character design of all? Think about it, support heroes are inherently subservient to DPS and tanks. Wouldn’t they want more straight white guys to learn to play a subservient role because there happens to be a cool white guy support character they want to main? But that’s one of the archetypes that just doesn’t exist in the game for the support role.
>>584118823the's
this /pol/ brainwashed mf's rambling garbage posts are boring mepost some chicks or something
roadhog removed, mama hong added. sandal melee weaponher shield is an a+ score sheet her son got in maths classfor her ult she slurps up noodles and it whips everyone in a wide radius
>>584123215Exactly, now delete Hog and have Odessa sit on my face.
>watch 20 hours of twitch dot tv >get a ow1 recolor that's themed after an esports team that doesn't exist anymore Why are they so stingy with esports lootboxes anyway?
Doctrine would have been cool if he was a slow moving old hero and once he used his blood drinking ability he gets faster and stronger and his ult is basically him going super sonic fast unkillable young nigga for a few seconds then he goes back to being a slow old nigga once his ult is finished.
>>584123437>for her ult she slurps up noodles and it whips everyone in a wide radiuskek
Domina sombra illari symmetra sierra. Name a sexier team
>Exactly, now delete Hog and have Odessa sit on my face.
>>584123759It's spelled Orisa
>>584123734Ashe Mercy Dva Kiriko Shion
>>584123530the husbando, the husbando and the husbando
>>584123734Curry tacos dead brown people more curry and cocoa butter. Yikes.
>>584123712his voice actor is S tier, hero kit doesnt appeal to me, but i think hes been released in a pretty good state
>>584123790ok hanzo
>>584123734Orisa, Echo, Fika
>>584123889UNGA BUNGA WABALLI DUNGA!
>>584123734mauga, venture, mei, brig and ana
>>584122074he's funi feel like i don't have as much opportunity to try going for damage which is a shame i feel like he could pump out illari type numbersthis is possibly a byproduct of many people playing sombra and flanking
Sombra just hacked your pc and is looking at the last porn you watched. How does she feel about it?
La
>>584123993putita
>>584123946that shit gets me hype in the middle of a fight
>>584123993Getting head from sombra sluts
>>584123926
>>584123961Jealous because I only look at Domina
I would enjoy seeing shion and moira sex tape
>>584124351soft serve factory
>>584124283man she finally gets a skin and its this horseshit. i think someone on the design team is colourblind in some way because every now and then you get visual vomit for colours.
Can we all agree that Sombra and Anran’s summer skins are objectively the two sexiest skins in the game?
>>584123581>>584123410this skin is OW1 halloween level, it would've fit right in with junkstein's revenge in 2016 unlike a lot of the slop they're releasing
>and anran
>>584124489It's the second best. Her ninja skin is sexier because of the fishnets
>>584124460erm blue and orange are complementary colors... the skin is very well thought out... you are a brainlet
>>584124516its insane that the best event in 10 years was year 1 junkenstein
>>584124489Not when bunny Domina and business Domina skins exist
>>584124729
>>584124624it looks dreadful. and why would a witch ever be bright blue and grey and orange and purple and white. this is actually worse than base sierra skin.
>>584124489Anran's summer skin is her least sexy one.
>>584124489I feel like there's a lot of Widow skins that could compete in a sexo competition
>>584124489Juno Hello Kitty is the sexiest. If you know you know.
shion titties
>>584125156
>>584125172she should've made them bigger
Hana is too overdone.Kiriko is too annoying.I don't find Juno sexually attractive.These are my The's.
>>584125172>>584125594paizuri is mine to master!
>>584118823>there are retards who buy 40 dollar skins in this game
Dmon should have been a crazy bitch type and I'm tired of saying it
>>584125959they call it The Recency Bias
>>584126258She was always described as an ice queen since like 2018
how do i into dmont. winston player
Sexiest supports: Iliari Moira sombra
>>584125959"we have The's at home"
>>584126263Not my fault blizzard only started making hot chicks I like recently...
>>584126378avoid her and jump backline mate
>>584125959Temu The's
>>584126378all winton matchups involve ignoring the tank and killing supports
>>584126632except for the part where yuna and anran completely mog dva and and kiri tf out
>>584126701this but the haz and the hog and the maug
>>584125959>Black Thehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBX6NkFH4xg
>>584125959my wife on the left
>>584126874I do not subscribe to your forced norms.
>Right behind you.
>>584127216handjob from behind
>>584127216impregnation in missionary position
>>584126987nigga stole d'mons victory pose
Flanking sombra players anuses from behind as revenge for being flanked
>>584127883
>enchanting, aren't I?
>>584128198baby face
>>584123734domina dva mercy mei brigitte mercy
>>584128198her calling me darling would fix me
>>584122074The Songhai witch doctor seems pretty down to Earth.
>>584118823The wife the wife and the wife
>>584128198I want to drink her curry flavoured milk
I've climbed from plat 5 to master 5 in overwath 2 and now I suffer from success, the queues are pretty long in comp
>>584125959>>584126632kek
>>584125959>ignored ShionThe joke is ruined
can't remember a season this oppressive to tanks in a long time. what a nightmare
>>584128957Hana <3
I will...to the next OW girl posted... (Please be Shion)
>>584125959the crutches for bad players
>>584129859Need your lewdest Tracers.
>>584129843It’s sad that this is accurate
>>584129228Bots don't deserve love.
>>584129859I want to hug her so badly
>>584129859hi lena
>>584124283Fucking shredded cheese hair.
>>584130014hoiya
D.Va is just a damn lawyer-friendly cameo of Asuka in this game, isn't she?
>>584130134She’s the wife
>>58412913021 minute queue and no game, fuck this shit
Been talking mad shit to people nonstop for the past week, feel like I'm going to catch a ban any day now
>>584130134Not really. She has the exact reverse outward/interior personality if anything her mech looks like twinbee.
>>584124729>>584124801>>584128198If I met her in real life I'd shit and cum then get promptly fired.
>>584129984Her relationships with Mizuki proves that she is the real human bean
rein mirrors have to be the least fun tank mirrors for me because of how it boils down to which reins team feels like playing with him rather than what i actually do on rein. especially when the entire enemy team is swapping to counter me and no one on my team is swapping to counter anything
>>584130176My wife, yes
>>584130014I don't play tracer, but this will always be my favorite highlight intro for any hero. It's simple, cute and the perfect example of characterization through cosmetics.
rams vortex should do extra fall damage to flying characters slamming to the ground. that weak ass 30 damage shouldnt have been changed from 50 damage when it explodes
I got complimented for my heals as Sombra for the first time. Just put a collar and a cock cage on me already.
>>584130261>jumpsuit is a blatant reference to the plugsuits>same exact chunky wristbands on the gloves, the pauldrons on the shoulders, and the matching headset>same shade of gamer girl with ruddy hair and an outwardly snarky or quip-filled mask of bravado in public>Horizon Lunar Colony voiceline “Wow, they flew me to the moon!”>swap out one letter (D with E) from her codenameHow did Blizzard not get copyrekt for this?
>>584130446>entire enemy team swaps to shieldbreak characters>REIN WHAT THE FUCK WHY AREN'T YOU HOLDING UP YOUR SHIELD
>>584131152meds
literally every single game is a dps diff
>entire enemy team swaps to shieldbreak characters>i refuse to get off reincuck for LE GLORIOUS FEELING !!
>>584130785Real... Can't believe I wen't from bullying support players to getting my prostate bullied by tank players in a week
>>584131152Because dva a cute
>>584130176That certainly lines up too
Guys I think I like Mei. For her personality.
>>584131152>swap out one letter (D with E) from her codenameHow did I not realise this until now. What the fuck.....
>>584131152You don't get in trouble when you actually improve on the inspiration and create the greatest fictional character of all time
>>584131152>literally the most popular anime for the last 30 years found it's way to being vaguely gestured towards in a couple aspects >WOW DUDE WHY DIDNT THEY SUE? MY JEWISH BLOOD IS BOILING AT THE THOUGHT OF LOST MONEY
>>584131264>refuse to get off rein cuckEven if I want to swap I'll have the whole fucking team crying at me because I'm not able to block his shatter. I play Rein but I'm not a glorynigger.
>>584131306>E.Va
>>584130134Asuka is annoying cuntD.va is actually likeable
Do you think Torb’s dick is tiny too?
>>584131429>WOW DUDE WHY DIDNT THEY SUE? MY JEWISH BLOOD IS BOILING AT THE THOUGHT OF LOST MONEYDon't you know anything about how the Japanese think? Those movies they made had a whole legal battle over them for example.
>>584131562Ask Brigitte
why isn't this a skin
>>584131364She's still pretty obviously nowhere near as iconic, probably because Blizzard can't stick to designs>>584131429>vaguely gestured towardsIt's pretty obvious though, not vague at all
Sombra rework proved that sombra players were closeted cockhungry fags all the time and were just shy to admit it to their dps friends
>>584123734>nobody mentioned Widowmaker, an actual sex symbolC'est fini.
>looking in menus>Frame pacing gets so fucking bad it hurts my eyeswhy the FUCK is the menu still locked at 60FPS goddamnit
>>584131869It's sad. She's the sexiest woman in the game.
>>584131506>Asuka is annoying cunt>D.va is actually likeableDVa is just Asuka with the mental illness stripped away
predict sombra's inevitable nerf
>>584132054Only if you equip nova or the StarCraft skin
>>584131869/owg/ doesn't really have anons that waifu the blueberry anymore sadly
>>584131364Imagine her handjobs....
D.Va — “The Rock Show” by Blink-182Brigitte — “The Middle” by Jimmy Eat WorldKiriko — “Misery Business” by ParamoreMercy — “Hands Down” by Dashboard ConfessionalMei — “Vindicated” by Dashboard ConfessionalAshe — “I Don’t Care” by Fall Out BoyWidowmaker — “The Kill” by Thirty Seconds to MarsSombra — “Cute Without the ‘E’ (Cut from the Team)” by Taking Back SundayJuno — “Ocean Avenue” by YellowcardIllari — “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” by My Chemical RomanceSojourn — “The Anthem” by Good CharlotteTracer — “All the Small Things” by Blink-182Freja — “The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes” by Fall Out Boy
>>584132176They're going to nerf cyberspace in a way to help specifically people who are too stupid to walk out of the circle.
>>584132176>Cyberspace goes from 50% to 25% and hotfix goes to 40 hp/s because healbotting is better o algoWould absolutely ruin her perfect rework
>>584132228>ocean avenueWhat a fucking throwback
>>584132176Everytime she sees a white boy her panties get wet and she’s stunned got 3 seconds
>>584123961>Sombra just hacked your pc and is looking at the last porn you watched. How does she feel about it?I guess it wouldve been Arcane Jinx and Caitlyn AI smut. She'd judge me.
>>584132209It's just the futa enjoyers left...
>>584131298>Petite Korean as opposed to masculine german hapa No shit
these niggas really downplaying a 5 meter AoE that does damage over time, healing over time, reduces healing received by 50%, and reduced damage done by 50%. on an effectively 9 second cooldown btw
>>584132209Play bluI blame how hostile this game is towards her though. You can’t play her half the time without the entire team swapping and making you swap off
>>584132183Gerard...
>>584132228me when i'm 37 (just teasing, anon)
>>584132448Just step out of the fucking circle retard
>>584123961Pretty sad because it's all to cope with the pain of missing my gf
>>584132448You mean nade but shit?
>>584131249>medsalready taken
Cybersex with Sombra
>>584132448With all the mobility creep the game has had it really only dicks over certain heroes or if it's used in super coordinated dives.
>>584131364>actually improve on the inspiration and create the greatest fictional character of all time
>>584132849
>>584131869need me purple pronebone wife
>>584132757I remember when DVa, tracer, Lucio, and Genji were considered the apex of mobility in this game
>>584132967they still are
>>584131364Hana Song isn't even the best korean in overwatch.
>>584132228>Illari — “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” by My Chemical Romancesub this out for ghost of you
>>584132228Yeah!
>>584133089objectively false. it was democratically decided that Hana is literally the best.
GET IN HEREhttps://www.twitch.tv/ow_esports
>>584133301Democracy is not objective.
>>584133152Why the fuck is Fortnite Festival not a standalone game. It seems so fucking weird to have and entire rhythm game as an extra mode to a shooter.
>>584133301>popularity contest won by the most familiar characterVery nice, now let's see those pick and win rates.
Let's see Paul Allen's pick and win rates
>>584133301Wtf I don't remember them having an event for this short
I see the reference and I clap.
>>584133878It was just last season anon...
>>584133523hand-holding sex with The Yuna
>>584133314>overwatch eSportsShit nobody cares about enthusiasts
>>584133995I only reinstalled this april I think and only started once more wasting my remaining youth to play 40 hours recently last month
>>584133995hi juno
>win 3 games straight>lose 1 extremely onesided match where the team is playing like they just downloaded the game in emerald>that one loss is enough to erase any enjoyment i might have had over the last 3 games because of just how awful it isenemy running rein sierra venture cat and we have nothing to address a single character. the game even knows these matches are bullshit because you almost always get a pitty stomp in your after these kind of matches
it just feels really weird that a girl like juno has these huge silicone butt cheeks sticking out of her
>>584134520Xin chào!
>>584134640Her ass is not that huge it's just her stance
I just love the The's ok?
Why do foids get all wet over this ugly ass faggot
>>584134735We all do here
>>584134536eomm deniers in shambles
>>584134783Same reason they do Astarion
>>584134735Based
>>584133089I wish butts like that were real
>>584134783they don't
>>584134783I can fix him.
do you think the... you know...
Evwry support i get has Moira/Mercy/Juno as most played while the enemy hads Kiriko/Ana/Cat on theirs
>>584134783He’s married
>>584134869there is nothing important in that binder
Does OW even have female gooners? None of the men are particularly attractive other than maybe McCree, but even he is fag coded these days.
Objectively the best team you can put together Tank - lesbian dykeDPS - straight white guyDPS - ftm asexual Support - lesbian femme Support - gay guy
>>584135249they're all mchanzo fujos from 2016
>>584135249You have a very misguided understanding of what female gooners go for. Sigma is at the top of their list.
>>584133509They said they were gonna do that like a year or two ago and never have, small indie company
>>584135448Female gooner here. What I actually masturbate to is Wuyang x Cassidy
>>584135915Gross
>>584135448Female gooner here. What I really masturbate to is Fika getting gaped by Doomfist
>>584135249There was a lot of women gooning when the shirtless wuyang skin came out. But that doesn't drive them to purchase the skins the way men buy sexo skins for the women. Only gay dudes do that.
>>584135448Female gooner here. What I actually masturbate to is Roadhog x Zenyatta
Male gooner here, I masturbate to the thought of not being alone anymore
the queue times are too fucking long. cannot believe they havent addressed this. booted up the game for the first time in years to try the new support and am getting 5+min queues, sometimes close to 10, every time in QP role queue. blizzard should probably learn what the word quick means.
>>584136203That's what they admit to in public, not what they have hidden in buried folders and bookmarks
>>584136203
>win match>"alright one more game">pic related on the enemy teams tanki keep being proven right about how this game creates toxic players not the other way around. i cant even blame him because i just came off a losing streak that made me feel like it made no difference if i just threw the game or tried to win.
>>584136412>Anran: this fucking sucks actually>Juno: [cutest thing ever]
You know, on reflection that cyberpunk Shion skin wasn't so bad.
>want doctrine vampire skin>comes with the tranny
my cum leaking out of anran's nose btw
>>584136604>wants doctrine vampire skin>complains about trannies
>>584136203Zero chance this is true. McCree has always been the only male hero popular among female players.
>>584136736you mean """"female"""" players?
>>584136814Female (male) and male (female), yes.
>>584136717>bazinga vampire>le randumb quirky they/them troon>mercy pic
i'm a 90 iq subhuman with the goal of making everyone's life as miserable as possible. which hero do i pick
Lots of girls play Overwatch. Do you ever randomly flirt with girls you play with in quick play? Even if they reject you you’ll probably never see them again. Best case scenario you charm their pants off and they add you as a friend and become your girlfriend.
I really want this Kiri skin guys…
females don't goon shut up
>>584136942used to be sombra but you arent allowed to have fun at others' expense in this game.
>>584136985i always honor girls, even if they're on the enemy team and i tell them
>>584135249>>584135448Ram is at the top of the list. And unironically so is Roadhog.
should i fix ventures fucked up teeth on my model or do they count as a core character trait?
>>584136942Just pick Zarya in QP
>>584136985I have no rizz bros. I could never get an Overwatch girlie to be my duo.
>>584137137Sigma and Ram yesHog no
>>584137137i'm a faggot and these are my top two too
>>584136985im 26 and havent flirted with a female in years
>>584136985Girls who play games are either fat femcels or ewhores surfing for attention.
>>584137137Ram is Hog is homo tier
>>584137276I'm 32 and haven't flirted with a female
>>584136985No cause I’m too old and I don’t want to end up on a chomo list
>>584137243>>584137256>>584137378So what I’m getting is that Hog is for everyone
>>584136985If I have voice on I’ll end up banned so no
>>584136985The amount of losers that play Overwatch is insane.
>>584137570No Hog is for barafags
>>584135915>Female gooner herehe meant XX bio females, not a crude mockery
>>584136604doctrine already is the vampire skin
>>584137675hog isn't really bara, that's mauga
>>584136717smoked that closeted fag. That skin is just an even zestier version of count sickle cell
docdaddy
>>584137973You'd know that wouldn't you
>>584136985my one friend literally adds every female he comes across on overwatch. He's constantly trying to flirt with them and bragging about it, saying he could totally fuck them if he wanted.
>>584137329Fat femcels are loyal as fuck. Look they’re probably hundreds of miles away from you. You’ll never have to see or touch their fat bodies. They will love you for giving them attention and treat you like a king.
>>584136512Yeah I honestly just start checking out and throwing games after a while, the people who play this game are genuinely fucking retarded. You have absolutely no control over winning or losing.
>QP is literally the mode to practice into your counters>most people just swap
>Street Fighter movie releases this week>EVO France is on>no Street Fighter OW skins in the shopI just Chun Juno and Killer Beam Kiri
>>584137137
>>584138408qp is more competitive than competitive
>>584138508maybe in planet retard
>>584138331>he actually wants to speak to foids without even getting wet hole in returnYou failed as a man.
>>584138489Hana wants BOB, what retarded twixxer trend is this bullshit
>>584138331>Fat
>>584138603
>>584138331For the most part, all the fat women I've met were the sluttiest, maybe that's how they make up for it
>>584139037this nigga trippin
Nice
Which heroes are the most detached from the rest of the cast? Like their lore doesn’t really tie them to a lot of the other characters.
i look like that
>>584139037Hot
>>584139037
>>584139170maybe Illari
>>584139170jetpack cat
>>584136985I turned of both voice and text chat ages ago.As far as I'm concerned, this is a singleplayer game that just happens to have 9-11 other people in each match.
>>584139170Hazard
>>584139380she joined overwatch tho
>>584139170venture is literally just a miner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ePzR8-8AoUdoom disabled when?
>literally just a regular cat they found somewhere>not even somehow genetically modified>it's somehow smart enough to be able to operate a jetpack and understand humansreddit chungus wholesome
>>584139930It's fucking stupid and it should never be added
>>584139870
Why does Sierra have so little art?
>>584139974He should never have came out and said anything about it. The only reason it was ever brought up was because he was talking about how much of a stupid idea it would be to add it to the game, look where we are now.
https://youtu.be/32U6dtqsYx8
>>584140313>coonIt is a mystery
>>584139170Illari and Venture.
>>584140484>pharah>ana>sombra???
>>584139930you're posting on the website that invented "Caturday"
>>584140539they are brown
does the event mode being titled>mystery madness: graveyard gamesimply that there could be more "mystery madness" modes in the future with different perks and playable heros?
>>584139170Illari, what the fuck is she doing there
>>584140540Oh my god....of course! This means the hero is healthy for the game!!
why do blue-quality skins even exist if they're just four recolors of the original skin and they've never added anything else
>>584138117Yes I would
did they change how twitch drops are obtained?last night I did the mute and switch tab, but I didn't get any progress
>>584140539>3 brown angels vs ugly coon dressed as Cammy Yeah no
>>584140726>thing that nobody saidretard
>>584140801when i mute the stream i dont get anymuting the tab works
>>584140763juno's four best skins are her rare skins.
>>584123961hope she likes mares
>>584140854We don't sign our posts here buddy
>Play sombra support in comp today>Don't talk, barely chat, just play good>Had a good win few hours ago and the tank player said we did a good job, felt cool >Few hours later>Another match>Meet the same tank player again>He calls out my name in vc saying "hi X"Made me feel butterflies in my stomach unironically. Took good care of him and we won again, I was too shy to send him a friend request tho...
>>584141045you don't need to have a meltie, it's really not that serious
>>584139354>>584140673>>584140532>IllariIsin't she literally being babysitted by soldier 76 and attacking moira's laboratories. That's 2 other characters connected directly already. More than venture or hazard
>>584140994You mean real horses right anon? Real horse pussies right? Not that weird cartoon horse stuff? Right?
>>584131251>that one stupid nigger that keeps switching>his dps and eliminations won't budge, still a worthless retard
>>584141180>Took good care of himwhat a gay way of saying you healed him wtf
>>584141259Can you not comprehend how frustrating it is to play against this hero
>>584139170hazard without a doubtventure is a close second but they at least have that whole confloct with talon over some anubis artifact or whatever
>>584141540well yeah im not pantsy
>>584141625>what a gay way of saying you healed him
Guys…
>>584140313I think it’s cause she’s a bit boring.
>>584142187Just say black.
>>584142180anon that's the devil stay away from her
>>584142309I need her to take my soul
>Ana>Domina>Illari>Pharah>Sierra>Sojourn>Sombra>SymmetraWhat's the correct order?
>>584142507SombraAna (young)DominaPharahYoungest Ana (hag) Soj’s buttSojSierraPoojeeta
its funny how they keep adding supports but none have ever come close to Ana.
>>584142253No. Sierra is cute. I like her a lot. She’s just a boring character lore wise.
>>584140313She's cute, but she barely has a personality or story to get invested in, and her design's not much to write home about. All the green, red, and bright-ass pink don't go well together, and people just call her black Cammy due to the green outfit, red beret, and super long braids.Doesn't help that she was sandwiched between Domina and Shion [inb4 "hot" or "GIWTWM"[/spoiler], two women that swept the fanbase by storm in terms of both character design and personality, meaning she had even less people paying attention to her outside of her "crutch character" status.She just really doesn't have much going for her.
>>584142067it's not too late to go to your recent players and add him
>>584141180Cute whore
people who never switch heroes all match when they are being completely and utterly countered need to die in real life
>>584143303I play sigma. I don't have a hard counter I don't need to switch. I can manage, even ram is manageable if I save rock or use the punch perk
>>584142997I will bring myself to do it. I can do it! When I come home I will add him!>>584143052T-thanks
>>584143794Not you tranny, the anime girl
>you need this progression level to use this emote>erm actually we haven't programmed it's usability
me
the kiriko
>>584144171the jose
>>584143794Good boy
>team goes double predscan>enemy mercy ends up playing the most cortisol free, zero risk match ever
>why does the sheboon not have any fanart?Do niggas really? Anran and Dmon aren’t even a year old and already got more fanart than every brown bitch in this game.
>>584144789that's when you go winton and shield dance on their asses
>>584144369schizo there's literally nothing you can type that will annoy kiriko posters like custa can.
>>584143501youre okay its the tracers and genjis i want to die. ball to
>>584141342ngl, I completely forgot about Hazard.
>>584145354I wish I had an Overwatch gf
blacula is fun but i dont see why i should ever play him over any of the other supports up to and including moira. every support they've added has just been a worse version of those
>>584137139Core character trait.What do you plan on making Anon?
I hope they release a skin of Doctrine looking his age desu
>BTCcharacter for this feel?
>>584146036Venturd
>>584146036account based in india humor
>>584113264
>>584146924
>never swap when I play tank>when I don't play tank I get mad when my tank doesn't swap
Do I play Overwatch sober today?
RIP to all of those OW creators that never made it to 10 years. Like Robohero.
>>584148272I like Anran but the way she plays is pure shit
Imagine how successful moonmoon could have been if he never quit OW
Why can't I say Nigeria in chat? Is Blizzard racist/and or defending the invisible doomfist hackers?
RIP to my sperm count when Sombra came out
you now remember when koth was best of 5
>>584148689doesn't he just stream Hitman™ World of Assassination™ now for some reason
>>584149183A little late for condolences.
>>584142507
>>584149183What if Sombra sent you pics of her in her Ramlethal Valentine cosplay
this jeeta lusting is a psyop
>tall busty rich obnoxious evil bitch>durr I can't comprehend someone liking evil women das a psyop fr
>>584149628>vendetta>venture
not playing sombra or doctrine should count as gameplay sabotage
>>584149932shitalian and half-mexicanbrown enough for me
How are sombros adjusting to the healslut lifestyle?
>>584148272made for omnics
>>584150143hate it.
Another neon junction defense. Another lost.>you are the only constantOnly a nigerian says this and you are literally not allowed to say their country
>>584150712Didn't ask.
>>584150143I love sucking cocks and taking it up the ass.
>>584149628>Sym and ventroon above anything You disgust me
shooting my fully fed trash compactor load at support sissies who think they're safe behind cover
>>584150920back off symmetra dog
>>584151108t. disgusting jeet
losing because the full health rein decides to leave the capped point instead of stalling until our dps get back
>>584150817So regular Sombra?
>>584150795People voting for payload defense in quick play is also a constant.
>>584151424fake brown women appreciatorget lost
when somebody picks a female character with a slutty skin and immediately does a dance emote in spawn at the door until the match start, you know it's their fetish
the infamous... pretty woman fetish...
>>584151782That wouldn't be me...
>>584151731She’s not brown she’s SHIT
>>584152229that would be sierra and sojourn
>>584151782it's always a juno
>>584150821The Yuna <3
>>584151782I didn't spend $20 on bikini anran just to not show it off
>>584152287Anon. Dont defend beautiful brown girl slander by slandering other beautiful brown women.
>>584152548gay
>>584152545sorry
friendship with 6v6 ended
It's so cool when vendetta gets in your face and strafes around you at mach 5 while holding down m1
>your sombra swaps to kiriko because playing the new broken support is too hard
oh yeah it's gaming time
Yu Nalee
>>584153548
>>584153427Kiriko is now a wholesome chungus 100 honest off-meta hero. They're out to prove they don't need busted OP heroes to win
>>584153494jose...
>>584154209i actually have no idea what happened. never have issues like that and it was only in OW. it kept rising from the usual ~60 to 600ms by the end of the match
>>584154329This happens to me. Everytime I play 1-3 matches my ping suddenly skyrockets to 200+
>>584154901turd world problems
>>584150143>>584141180>>584131273>>584131832>>584150817Need to meet a sombra main right now...
humma humma widow bootyrarely see this skin
>>584156056Oops! You got a toxic plat russian who outdamaged everyone in the lobby while bitching about having to 1v9 every game due to losersq eomm
>>584156452Oh.Maybe he should have focused on keeping teammates alive instead of farming numbers on the tank...
>>584156452Good, I can rape correction him
>>584157561hana or yuna?
i love looking at shions butt when she's on her bike
>>584157725
>>584157725https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Sigma_-_Quite_the_intellectual.ogg
>>584157661Neither of them have been buffed so that doesn't make much sense.
Peps tank just switched to Domina for 0.1sWe won.
>>584157789She is the bike
>>584122074I thought that I was gonna love Doc but I just like him instead. He feels okay. Somba really stole the show this season. She's so much fun, she's so active, there is so much to do, so many decisions that you can make. Doc mostly gets relegated to healbotting. His healing per shot is pretty low during a full engage but his total healing output per second feels very high. And he's so remote from the fight too. Honestly I think doc needs to be rebalanced. He heals too much, he's got too much range. You don't even see enemy docs half the time, they're so far away. Then suddenly you get blasted out of nowhere, your hp gets chunked and you're wondering wtf hit you. It was a Doc peeking a corner. Sombra can use some nerfs to her gun too. Increase the spread, increase the recoil, lower the mag count. 60 rounds for a stick mag that reloads this quickly is pretty unreasonable. I think that Sombra would become really oppressive if she doesn't get nerfed immediately.
>>584153548AND I'M HANA SONG
>>584157789>>584158139Go on. Start CUMMING.
>/owg/
i dont know why i bother getting on this game to queue tank anymore other than sunk cost and depression
>>584158912I can healslut you if that makes you feel better
>>584158782We love the hana
>>584159062Why the fuck would that make anyone feel better.
>>584158775>$20 vs $200
>>584159693>$20 for shit vs the best skin for your killer robot wifeWorth
>>584158775Tech Witch is an okay skin. The gacha skin has more flashing colors, but it's not a better skin. It looks like all the other Catholic designs from every Korean game.
I just love The Lena
>>584160045
>>584159693>>584160036>>584160003The tech witch skin doesn't even change the color of the bike. Cyber biker skin does. Same price.
I wanted it ;_;
>>584160171she's so cute it hurts...
>>584160228Nobody's defending the tech wich skin, just saying the gacha skin is pretty and full of bells and whistles for a reason (you're paying out the ass for it)
>>584160239Same
>>584160265true...
>>584130134She's just as bratty as Nena Trinity
>>584146924good mornyan
Angela Ogundimu
>>584161175>expecting anything from a **** player
>play nuhog >loseSacre bleu… it is kill…
ADAPTIVE CIRCUITS ENGAGED:Vaira Bartalotti
genuinely why do i even get on this shit man. it doesnt make me happy, it actively makes me hate myself, and every fun game is followed by 4 straight matches of this shit. all it does is make me hate myself for wasting an hour of my life that ill never get back knowing damn well ill be back on tomorrow to do it again
That swift strike buff was a mistake
>>584160840good mornyan!
>>584161804Damn wtf happened? Why is Vendetta so high now? I swear she was like a throw pick a season agoAnd is Doctrine really that good?
>>584161804Actually he is still underpowered. Genji players are just really dedicated.
>>584161910Doctrine's numbers are too high, like most new heroes.
>>584161910completely unique effects on abilities/ults (like doctrine's ult) tend to be gamebreakingplus his dash is way too good
>>584161993>genjifags this desperate to undersell
>>584161910Sombra is enabling dive heroes like her and genjiI think she also got a direct buff recently, but I forget what it was
>>584162972>goofyNo one asked coon
>>584160840good mornyan abbo
>swagVAMPIRE GANGVAMPIRE GANGVAMPIRE GANGVAMPIRE GANG
>>584161861good mornyan big J!
I want to fist Shion’s android pussy.
>>584163381as a fellow "aura farmer" user I kinda love "mestre de aura"
>>584163040this nigga's favorite hero is in goofy
My aim doesn't feel the same as it used to, did something change?
>>584163901yeah they keep fucking with mouse settings because microsoft's vibe coding won't stop fucking with mouse settings
how long until they kill doctrine and sombra, they are more cancerous than cat now that lifeline deadeye is gone
>>584163901they made hitscan shots smaller
>>584164481probably mid-season since it's not like release d.mon with a fuck ton of bugs and the worst release winrate in the game's historythey've developed a habit of letting new heroes stay strong, so who knows how far they'll go
>>584158775Shion's default look with the white on white is really clean. I like it more than her other skins. But the chinese skin looks amazing. I would use that.
>ashe gets a unique bob for every skin>shion's bike stays the same in every skin?
>>584165020Bob is a omnicA bike is a bike
>>584165123>>584165020Have you tried asking the bike if it wants to dress up too?
bellaboo sex
>>584165123But you see the bike more than you see bob in game
wait til you see me on my bike
>>584165362I need Kiri to ride me like I’m her bike
The sex
>>584165741REAL
I’m banning Doomfist, Doctrine, Sojourn every single match until someone notices and says something.
Did Kiriko steal one of Shion's bikes? Would Shion even notice?I get the feeling superbike purchases are a significant proportion of Hashimoto expenditures.
>>584130134>t. never watched eva or played ow
>>584165502>>584165916https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Kiriko_-_Wait_%27til_you_see_me_on_my_bike.ogg
>>584162972https://youtu.be/9xkBBM7_hvg
>there's a doomfist bug that lets you be in visible by having no favorite skins and pressing random favorite skin>Literally no effects for anything he does because the game selected a skin that doesn't actually exist>Only thing stopping it from being consistently abused is the pure RNGlolLmao evenThis game has pissed me off so much I think I know what I'm doing
The only cope I have to the The's being off meta is that when somebody picks one, I know they are pure of heart
>>584167224Probably has to do with his currently hidden updated lore skin.
>pick bash bunny brigger>do le sserafim choreography in front of the spawn door til round startsYup, it's gaming time.
>>584168064vibrator settings?
>>584168142irrelevant, I might jerk it a little till I'm at like 70-80% stiffness though
Why does playing support make one so hungry for cock?
>>584168406Take it to /trash/ if support sombra is making you fall down the healslut rabbit hole
>>584123581OH THAT'S A TUMMY!OH THAT'S A TUMMY!OH THAT'S A TUMMY!OH THAT'S A TUMMY!OH THAT'S A TUMMY!
>>584168406the way she draws cock throating Sombra is so fucking hot
>>584168406I don't know anon, you tell us
>>584168515Not that deep yet to cross that line
>>584123961I'm fucked, it was fatfur.
>>584148272>>584148518>Anran “Anal Queen” Ye
>>584168573Juno will look at you dead in the eyes like this while she uses her space diaper.
Where is Junkenstein's Revenge
>>584168406I had a duo that played maintank for a while and his peels and hyper-masculine attitude legitimately had me questioning my entire identityhe stopped playing to work in alaska allegedly
>Sombra is a Healslut nowH-hot…
(You) just made my night
are u silent when invisible as sombra? what about jumping when invis?
>>584169440The enemy can still hear you.
>>584168406>>584168567>>584169135is this general full of femboy queers? would explain a lot
>>584169297aight?
>>584168680>fatfur.
how can i best make use of domina's ult?
>>584169786Always has been.
>>584163147when you finally catch that pesky Vampire Kirikohttps://x.com/RoyalSerf/status/2106484679918678381
>>584170063Ask the enemy team to line up in a row in front of you
>>584169786>play gay game>find gay people
>>584170132hot
why ain't y'all watching the nfl instead of posting here
>>584170750My raiders got killed
>>584170750Because it's shit
>>584170750>sportsball
>>584170750I'm waiting for snf
>>584170985why is this hag dressed like a schoolgirl
The European The's
>>584160171How come the Fortnite version of Tracer doesn’t look as cursed as the D.VA one? Even the Mercy is fine.
>>584171394because The Lena is just that perfect
>>584170750I’m a Cowboys fan>>584170826I think I made that Reaper “Black Hole” edit for you
>>584170750they're getting blown out gang I'm so sad
Thoughts on this beautiful woman?
>>584171748They need to replace her VA
>>584170750because Taylor Swift's team is on a bye week
>>584171748They need to let me give Ana grandchildren
>>584171137kill, fuck, marry (and fuck)
>>584171748Zionist
>>584171748tainted
i actually have sub 20% winrate on circuit over 50+ games on it
>>584171748Perfection
>>584172624why is she wearing Pepe as a loincloth
>>584172624White pharaohs we need you.
>>584172809
>>584161910>hog nerfed into the ground>sombra now a support>two biggest dive counters are goneIt's a mystery as to why dive is so prominent now.
>>584170063Try to get two, maybe three people with it, you're very rarely gonna get a four or even five-man ult off.Also be wary that high-damage heroes like Bastion and Sierra can quickly and easily break out of the crystal.
>>584170750I've never cared about sports.
>>584173508Not sure I've ever seen roadhog as a response to dive.
playing watersports with venture
IwtBM
>>584174183I want to impregnate Mercy
>>584174089Hog hard countered doomfist/winston/ball.>pro playWe aren't talking about that.
>>584139091Where do you live? I'd like to move
THEY KNOW
>>584174183>puffywtf I love mercy now
>>584147872Absolutely not. I'm on a bunch of kratom and I think I'm as far in space as Juno was
>guys, reinhardt sucks, what should we do?>what if we give him vertical mobility, a gun and more armor?>introducing d.mon!
>>584174128Venture is gonna look like I put her through a Brazzers production when Im done with her
>>584174429
>>584169975Who makes all these cigarette edits? Is it a smoking fetish thing? Also if anyone has the Juno sitting at her computer with a cigar, please post it
>>584174429They are not fools.
>>584170750I only care about the NBA (go Celtics go overpowered regional athletics)
>>584174810It’s a meme.
>>584174776imagine the smell
>>584174626>d.mon>vertical mobility
>>584174810it's a meme of McConaughey's character from True Detective
>>584174637for me it's analvids (wet)
>they add the hottest character in the game by far>no one plays herpoor domina
>still OP>no one plays herWhy?
>>584175393her small ass, most likely
>>584175393too busy masturbating to her
>>584175393ass too small for blacks, not sexy enough for cuck fantasies, too much of a bitch to waifu
domina would smell like shit & curry jeets are so fucking nasty
>>584175393If I wanted to play a braindead spam character id just play torb or junkrat
>>584175393mommy
>>584175750We have so much in common
>>584175210Im not even into that type of shit but something about Venture just brings out this raw inner primordial depraved breeding sexual desire
>>584175393the same reason nobody's playing anyone else; we're on deadlock nigga !
>>584175989I hope valve are paying you for this
>>584175393I don’t like how she plays
>>584174429>>584174776>>584174815God, she's so fucking gorgeous.
>>584175989>jew name nigga
>>584175989>they added YakubMaybe I need to give Deadlock a try…
sweet ass
/owg/ ignore obvious bait challenge
Who should I cum to for my celebration of not nutting for a week?
>>584161861
Overwatch has gone 3,792 days without a barefoot Lena skin.
>>584175989trying so hard to force this shitty meme, maybe try a valve general unc
>>584179241
>>584179353I've gone 0 days without loving The Lena.
Does anyone here actually play or talk about the game, or is just failed males posting cropped porn and talking about how they goon to fictional characters?
Cute...
>>584180001
>>584180863this is you
>>584180863you post about the game and all the antagonistic reply guys come out of their holes
>>584180863Problem homo?
>>584181507Yuna <3
>load into Mystery Madness>i'm the tank
I pick torb and delete everyone from the game, but dps has no impact apparently...
>>584181507Imagine playing twister with them and falling on each other, very funny.
>>584179736kek this>>584180863NOO WAIT YOU CAN'T POINT THAT OUT!
>>584179117
>>584180863thoughts on srpeakcheck?
nostalgic
I see a lot of viking sombras
>>584183640I got mine out of a boxI had to unfavorite it though because it was getting picked every other game
>>584183790BOX OF SCRAPS?
Is there an issue woth the Twotch Drops stuff? I can't get the things.
>>584183850TONY STARK
>>584183949nah dude sunshinebread is just a scamming whore that isn't actually drop enabled for most streams, even though she says so in her title. fucking jewish whore
good night lenasgood night olivias
>>584184075I don't care about your faggot obsession with some e-whore, i want an actual answer.
>>584184075we don't watch her crap here
>forgot to open the game this morning so my daily timer is super fucked fuck
>>584183949Disconnect and reconnect.Ignore the 7 day wait warning
>>584184593On what? The game or Twitch?
>>584184660twitch dude
oh that's deep
>>584184662racemix
>>584184718Got it.
persona 4 collab is basically confirmed btw
>>584185295those are some MASSIVE feet
soj is really fun to play, but I can't get over her being the ugliest nigger everI wonder how popular she would be if she looked like Sierra
>>584185328>basically confirmed btwWhat makes you say this?
>>584185328i've never played p4 so all i care about is if adachi is in the collab
What about the Epic Lootbox from the Mislestones thing? There's a green checkmark on it, but i haven't gotten squat.
>>584184662
>>584185897Epic lootboxes have glitched on me before where they've "opened" on their own.
>>584186282Well, that sucks, even more because the thing didn't even register.
I wonder what it means
>>584186560Reindaddys back scratcher.
>>584179353in the thumbnail bottom right looks like she's holding her gock...
looks like a gacha skin
>>584187102looks hot as fuck since it's junker queen
>>584186778>all she does is talk about money It’s weird hearing some rich girl go on about getting a bag when she’s literally on welfare as streamer Literally zero awareness
>>584186778There are so many better overwatch girls out there
>>584186778
>>584186560it's an advanced bong for smoking drugsnext hero is a crackhead
Dracula is like Ana but fun.
>>584187593not for tanks. its aoe ana nade ult
>>584187702I don't really care what the tanks think when i'm on support.
>>584187430yeah so... that's not a girl
>>584187402is she rich? her mannerisms and vocabulary screams lower middle class
Kiriko showed me her manlo
kiriko's pink donut hole
>>584187762100% woman my low test friend
Shion owns my pale, twink (big) dick honestly
>>584188256incredibly ugly man face & disgusting man shouldersactual 3/10
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>>584188352keep lusting after the 13 y/o looking ass
>>584187430Wish to be crushed.
