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>>586500957TABHO SEX
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>586500957I can see her butt, is this a random act of kinda nice?
I want to have sex with horses.
Hey /uma/ and happy Muv-Luv Monday! I hope you all had a nice Halloween and good start to the month because it seems like in game were stuck in another 4 weeks of GL purgatory. Good luck to everyone trying to make A finals later today and of course I wish you all a quick and easy retention in class 6. Only one more month until GM! Surely next scenario will be better.... Given up on Grand Live and just going to spam auto runs for all of November? Consider using that newly acquired free time to expand your mind by picking up the wonderful hobby of... reading! Classic visual novel Muv-Luv is available on all platforms where you can buy stuff and even some where you can get things for free if you weebs find real books too intimidating! Why not give it a try if you haven't already?
Eating cheerios and slacking off at work
sambamainichi sambauma uma sambasamba samba uma samba
>>586501164No milk?
>29/30TAMADANCHOU!!
Gweetings
>>586501303
>>586501293Office doesn't have any and I don't eat it frequently enough to justify always keeping a supply for myself.
NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR ESCAPE GOATS
>>586501341Mambocool...
>>586501341
drama?
I love my club!!!
>>586501682tamabwo...
Reminder that Umas enjoy having their tits fondled.
hicheck out my digitangggg2/3 aces MAYBE done...
I have invites from 4 clubs rnI think I will just roll the dice to decide
>>586501891tarumanko
>>586501994ok mr popularshow what clubs ur getting invited to then
yeppy@yeppers herele sighfine i give up on my sprint acesi'll pump some autos nowbut im still holding bottom 3 LOL
>>5865019944 and you join Uma&Co
>>586501994>4you have to join Mambo now
>>586501994join honsefun
>>586502084you just need a good furawa for plat bwo
>>586502163bwo?
>>586502084you just need a good ogurin for plat bwo
>>586502163>disgusting 3DPDkill yourself
>>586502163
>>586502151we're full tho
>just lost to thisI KNEEL
>>586502262That's for every cm
>>586502084bwo i was done with my sprint aces in like a day you didnt fall for some guts power meme build did you
come dirt with me please750748897507488975074889
>>586502386i thought you sent him an invite yesterday??
>>586502083This and TamaLove
>>586502426She is the Ideal Idol for good reason
>>586502503I don't even have parents yet bro
>>586502586i did but our bro that i thought was dead came back lol
>>586502503I'll probably be bringing debuffers though
>>586502610Go to TamaLove
>>586502715go
>>586502610just don't join the one in the middle and you'll be fine unless you love thread schizos and dicksword then by all means go there
>>586502610save the tamabrokeys
>>586502610Holy shit it's RiceBstGrl
>>586502163Uma for this feel?
I want to have sex
i do this
>>586502610Join Tamalove!
>>586502610Join TamalOve
>>586502503I made 10 pasas and deleted the one which was my ace by mistake when clearing veterans by mistake so Im not ready yet
>>586502610well.....who're (You) going to pick? don't keep us in suspense, now.......
>>586502812late surger bros...
I'm going to the gym bros.Wish me luck.
>>586502610You should join uma&co since you seem like an insufferable attention whore
>>586502503yaaas916377399163773991637739>>586502895lol
>>5865027917 and you have sex with me
>>586502895briked
oguri cuck
>>586502910idk, will use this to decide
..men
>>586502995good luck dude
>join TamaLove join TamaLove!!But I don't love or even like Tama
>>586503121see >>586503004
>>586502084the day of reckoning will come for all bottomers
>>586502610>>586503004
>>586503121You should join tamalove, they are good people
Mold...
>>586503186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7NusgGfm2gKINO
>>586503030>end end endthat last straight is very long so it's to be expected but still
>>586503236mold is bad for u idiot
the uma should samba on my face
>>5865027917 and you have sex with your uma oshi4 and you'll never have sex in your life6 and you'll have sex with the girl you like IRL0 and you'll watch me having sex with your uma oshi (she's enjoying it and looking at you with that "smile")1 and we both have sex together
>>586503186Me neither and yet I'm in itDidnt love Almond Eye either
uma samba maya flower sweepy version
>>586503186dont nandeshay that...
>>586503367DANCHOU! KILL THIS MAN!
>>586503030490474354904743549047435>>586503292yuhhhinari has endpilled me quite hard, will have to pull for cb after alljust hope those piggy packs will be on sale...
>>586503403uma plap plap
>>586503453praying to get mile S on my girls on a good run before I go insane, thanks for hostan, FInari is looking to be very strong
>>586503367You're a monster
>>586503453
>>586503004thisi love my tamabros and would like a high earner for them but this guy is getting annoying already
>Round 1 that feels like round 2Where are all the fags with clanked horses and the ones with sprint C rice showers?I keep getting raped by sprint S camping taikis
https://calculatorsheaven.com/kabbalah-numerology-calculator/Put your trainee's name here then report back with her kosher soul
>>586503004We agree!
>>586503680you're playing against people who have rebuilt their aces with new borrows, should have queued before reset
cute brickeyling
>>586503039>>586503363What's wrong with you
All these neighas with sprint S pisses me off
>>586503937lazy retard
Stinko is... cute?
Why ayabe is good in this CM? /UMA/ told me she is a low tier uma
>>586503937silly goose
>>5865034536/9
>>586503853>deeruh
>>586504128Idk but she won a lot for me
>>586504128because endclosers are strong and she is and endcloser
I'm not asking for kissies anymore, I will take it from you
>>586504128Any end can win because ends are good. Ayabe however has nothing really going for her aside from being an end though, so other ends are better.
>>586503853MENDOZAAAAAAAAA
>>586503185Thank you!
>>586504128ayoibers has been good since the last skill changes
>>586504128Her gold skill I think
Does the rainbow cleat shop ever get updates or am I free to spend to spend them now on Scout tickets?
the live goods online sale only has happis left for Teioit's over. it's Teiover.
>>586504556get the tickets
>>586504581They're out too lol
>>586504556you should buy scout tickets, just dont buy the debut sr support voucher
>>586504128>>586504285People don't want you to know but her ult gives you speed carryover and Sturm and Drang is a better In body and mind now
>>586503453inari sweeeeeepmore later if it gets active maybegotta figure out what to do with taikithanks for coming
Two whole days of poop from a butt runs in a row award
>>586504729thanks for hosting
>>586504707activating 12m before the accel phase is not speed carryover
>>586504581where even was it
She can be good for cm22 as an End, right?
None of the umas would accept a guy with a small weenie like mine.NONE OF THEM!
>>586504707I see. is just THE perfect timing with other skills
>>586504797It is, especially with Louder tracen cheer
>>586504828that's what I'm trying to figure out...
>>586504797but you get to start accelerating 0.3s before everyone else!
>>586504828Idk
>>586504707Can she even accelerate fully to target speed in that short amount of time for carryover? Or is it partial?
just realized the 3000 year old prophecies predicting mambogeddon never specified whether mambo would be the target or cause of calamity
>>586504828>finicky version of ryan ult on a track where ryan ult is very gamblylatinabwo...
Dear Mambobwos.I humbly request a chance to join your club. Convince your danchud to boot out one more flatlining spic.Thank you in advance.
group photo (flower got 9th)!
>>586504970But we're 29/30?
>>586504128>GL friendly stat growth>ult that will 100% proc no matter what, just gambling matter of you getting 0.35 or 0.45, AND it fucking carry over in this track>built in nimble>late race gold that always workShe just need spurt + leap, and a few runs to bring that sprint B to A/S
>>586504812goodsmileus.com
>>586504952the flow of calamity is affected by their danchou's stand
>>586505104The last spot was already taken by someone on cooldown.
>>586504970deploy ze tickezo demon
>>586504970new mambo visas require a 100m fan fee you realize
>>586504830As long as you are 12cm or more its fine for most umas
>>586504919Without accels it takes 18m to reach her new 0.35 target speed. With Louder tracen cheer she can maybe do it in 12m
>>586505104reserved for a guy they poached from uma&co because he's on a 24h ban
>>586505250holy cope
>>586505143nimble is bad this cm
>>586505250You can't lie to me like that.I don't believe you.
>>586505240I got the paper if you got the goods
>>586504970DANCHOOOOOO KICK VV
【Loves Only You, Heading to a New Dream Stage in the USA】Loves Only You, winner of the 2021 Breeders' Cup Filly & Mare Turf, will be heading to the United States to begin a new challenge as a broodmare.She is scheduled to be bred to the world-renowned stallion Flightline next spring. The overseas breeding plan, which has been in the works since her racing days, is finally moving forward toward realization.Additionally, Double Encore, the full sister of Gentildonna, will accompany her and is also set to begin her broodmare life in the United States.
>>586505153sniff
>>586505250>12cmI'm not that big
>>586505250>googles this in burger units4inches... i hope you have a high paying job and eat pussy really well bro
Latinobros... el mambos... nos deporta dal club... la linea flat... está over...
>>586504797This is the max speed carryover a turf A end closer can get from an increase in target speed as soon as the final straight begins, at base accel and with +0.2 (tracen cheer)
>>586505538this is ntr
>>586505572That's average!?
whatever man
samba isn't even that catchy
>>586505250that doesn't make it any better
>>586505262Where this happen?
>>586505668you are not a stallion anon
Wait, all the flatliners at Mambo were latinos?
>>586503934i want to have sex
>>586505697tama... 5 and some change is average...
>>586505572Im just trying to reassure that anon, but I am 12cm too, only when soft that is...
>>586505754The mexican Mambros are getting deported by the orange danchou you can't make this up.
>>586505740
>>586505731Start here >>586481275
make mambo great again!
please join my b+ club
>>586504960Wouldn't that be a good timing for a 4s accel? I mean, as an End her ult would probably activate almost where the last spurt starts, a little gambly yeah, but her kit is perfect for miles and she's almost a dirter too
>>586504828It can work if you focus more on late-race speed than mid-race speed. You should expect late/end digitan(s) and maybe a debuffer or two in finals A, so it's probably not going to work when you most need it
>>586505865Your balls don't work neigha
>Short>4 incher erect>Dumb>StupidYeah, I'm not having it.
>>586504830
>>586505945ye but furious feat is ahh and you need to be late to use rising dragon
>>586505754>WE'RE BUILDING A WALL! AND EL IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT ALL!!
>>586506076mambwo...
>>586506076what's the difference between dumb and stupid?
>>586505975Oh. Yeah, that makes sense...
>>586505945im not saying its bad per seim saying you are praying for a miracle every race essentially when you could instead run something easy to build for more payoff like digi/inari.
>>586506076just jelq bro, its like doing fans runs but with your penis
>>586504581Teio bouncing on _____________
Hello friends!!!
>>586506292you tap on it once and leave it alone for an hour?
machan has no unique skill as a pace
come to tomatomai
BAYANO DOB GUNIGGUYO :DDD
I've never had sex, never kissed and never held hands. Give me an uma that will change all of that and want to be my wife.>hard mode: no super freak
>>586506384Hi babydacchi!
>>586506419ive seen it happen, just not often
>>586505815Me too but not with you
>>586506448falco
>>586506384Hello friendo
tamagomai
>>586506506she needs to be fucking first or secondso you got promoted pace probably which means you won anyway
>>586506530Who do you want to have sex with?
HOLY SHIT A TEIO WIN >>586506384Hello fren!!
>>586506384hi...
>>586506530Slapping Doto's tits for being bratty
>>586506105Would Super Creek really accept me? How? She's voluptuous and hot as fuck.
I need your juiciest and fattest uma ass
>>586506159>>586506262You know what, you're right. I'll just use digitan. Thanks for saving my time, bwos.
>>586506448
>>586506448hey nonny
>>586506453>>586506569>>586506608>>586506610
i want to fuck femalesbonus if umamusumes
>>586506645Sorry, I only have uma tits
>>586506586>pace promote = winwitgawd spoke of this you know
>>586506645I need you to kill yourself
>Training Agnes Digital as end for dirt>Have her run Satsuki and Derby for fans>Approaching 600 400 400 etc spread>Nothing out of then ordinary>4th 7th 11th>Didn't reach fan count so no point in continuingApply yourself, Digitan.
CM and parent looping is taking too much time for me to even take one break to build a single TT uma. Should I just wait for the next scenario to make one or by then will I have kept dropping to demotion range because others had a head start?
Yae
>>586506831Just use your CM aces?
>>586506821>reach fan countwhat it do
>>586506831new scenario always means big TT score powercreep
>>586506791look the conditions mean that you cannot activate the unique skill if you are overtaking someone
>>586506773
>>586506805>you can't post hot umas bwoGo back
>>586506782>Whatever you want baby...I mean torena san just let me see the 50 bucks
>>586506604>
>>586506905Jade beauty with foxen eyes....
>>586506805Wrong thread
umamusumes are pretty cool
>>58650694960000 90000 and 120000 + green bar friendship give you skill levels on your unique.In Grand Live this means I'd have to run more races, which means less rainbow clicks, which means lower stats.Because Digitan jobbed I had to glue her or face troubles in classic and senior year.
>>586506805Fuck off faggot
>400M earner joined UMADashuma&co on suicide watch
>>586507075Go masturbate literally anywhere else stop trying to recruit people to get you off you degenerate FREAK
>>586507220torena more like failurena
>>586506831making better TT umas is a good investment even if just to raise your team rank for the carrat rewards
>>586507371>I don't want discord, but...
>>586507371UMADash is basically the elite tier of A+ clubs, easily the second most sought-after A+ club membership on /uma/meanwhile Uma&Co is, well, you know
>>586506645>I need fat asses but I won't post anyalways expecting a handout, kys faggot
>>586507485When you make 400m you can tell them to leave you off the cord as part of your contract
>>586506645
>>586506448there's really not a lot, just everyone in this pic
>>586506831don't loop it's that easy
>>586507323Wonder Acute thigh job
>>586507453Fuck off>>>/vm/3146198>>>/vm/3146198>>>/vm/3146198
>>586507492Who are the most sought after clubs?
>>586506910Doing so drops my rating and overlaps styles though.
>>586507746Mambo
The 7th Stage umamusume merch is up on Goodsmile's site if anyone was looking to spend 40 smackerdoodles on a towel with Dantsu Flame's face in it.
>>586507371>the previous umadash>>586500957 danchou leaves because he couldnt convince them to push for S>literally a month later they secure S level fan grindersomeone make sure that guy didnt kill himself
>former BA fan>...
>super cute picture of Nice Nature with a giant squid behind/above her refreshed when I opened twittersomeone post it if you find it
>>586507764Why are you looping and then playing open?
>>586507746/uma/ Club, Mambo, UMADash, DacchisThese are /uma/'s 4 heavenly kings
>>586507746Uma&Co
>>586507571Fine, your turn
>>586507805hmm dantsu jack off towel
>>586507814whoops didnt mean to quote the op, gomen for phoneposting
>>586507878>he snuck Mambo on there
>>586507805Most of it is sold out
>>586507827wtf don't doxx me
>>586507220Oh nyo, a whole whopping 4% drop in effective distance
>>586507878Umadash are the only respectable oneMaybe daccheats if you are lax
>>586507485What I said was "no I will not join a dicksword server, so don't even ask"They sent an invite, said nothing in the thread to me, so without this post I wouldn't even know they had one
>>586507875retard
>>586507704>anyone who wants this blue board general to have a modicum of class whatsoever should go to /vm/...
>>586507875he's new, duh>>586507764you wont be able to keep class 6 retention until you pull ramonu and can witmaxx proper TT scorebots
>>586508135umadash doesn't have a discordwe have a google spreadsheet though
>>586508135Its overYoure dicksword now
>>586508135Nobody gives a fuck you attentionwhore. You're gonna blogpost and join the discord eventually
>>586506805epinephrine wouldn't say this
i saw this on twitter and its very cool https://umaeclipse.com/race-simulation
>>586508174Yup
>>586508117what's wrong with dacchis?
>>586507492Hmmm I wonder who behind this post. Surely not the sloptuber discord...
>>586507746mambwo
>>586508347I dont have enough meat for that
>>586508374They cheat
What's a dacchi
>>586508237I'm ok being 5.5 or just hit class 6 once for the promotion reward. And last night people were saying that just mashing Wit and gold skills was a meme strat? I don't even have enough Wit cards with generic gold skills in the first place.
nigga really asking for "class" in a general about hot anime horse girls
/uma/chan is looking for more umadacchis to replace our ETHICAL CLANKERS. A+ club with 60m quota. That's like TWO fan autoruns per day. Apply here with your ID or in-game 1239444290
>>586508135There's a well known sloptuber in that club. When there are sloptuber there will be dicksword
Queers have class. /Uma/bwos have swag.
>>586508504>not wanting this place to be /trash/-tier is unreasonable
>>586508374they're cheaterstroon is imprisoned theredanchou erps as ardan
>>586508347I have enough meat for that
>>586508662that's every general in this board bro and this one isn't even that bad
>>586507929
>>586508630>Queers have classVmama are queers & have zero class whatsoever
>>586508759Stop shitting where you eat I know it's part of your culture but you can be better
>>586508662Fuck off already, sexy umas should be encouraged.
>>586508662Don't know, don't care, as long as they don't bother me with stupid shit I am fine
any nonnies?
what can defeat the rickey menace in the dirt cm
>>586508374nothing w-...they are perfect!!
>>586508858they will though. wait about 4 hours
>>586508662Go to /vm/ if you want to be a prude that's literally why it exists
>>586508827Stop crying and fuck off. We like tits and ass here.
>>586508978You can be inbetween a prude and a sex degenerate you know
>>586508810having sex in public is "class" tho
Gold City feet in my mouth
>daily incel rage
>>586508897Same thing that defeated xogdoms
>>586509083And tummy
i need the biggest uma you have
stomach is already hurting but I want to keep eatingdiet isn't going so good...
>>586508135tamalove was probably your best choice if you didn't want any drama or discord. you joined a discord club with a bunch of schizo shitposters that worship a sloptuber lol
>>586508897My best bet is getting an insanely cracked finemo
>>586508491the only umas that need to be able to win technically are the ones in the ace spot(small score bonus for winning as the ace), thats the idea for witmaxxing. its a meme in the sense you dont actually need to do it, making a decent horse for the distance with good wit is enough.
I want my trainee to win a race, jump over the fence towards the public where I am and rape me right there
>>586509275Teiobwo...
>>586508827Start posting lewd umas so retards fuck off
>>586509351Golshibro...
>>586509275get some hachimi in your system
So, which uma are we buying from selector?
>>586508374Holy shit where do I begin
>>586509583wolfie brian unless she spooks me
>>586509094Yeah that's the other board now fuck off. This place will always be on the lewder side, if you dont like it. Shut up or go away
>>586509583bribla
>>586509275Just eat high fiber foods gwo. There's also chicken without skin and it is already pretty filling but low on calories
Any cuties here?
>>586509583Rickey
>>586509635Don't check the op of their thread of there
>>586509583Christmas cow wife
>>586509275
>>586509587Feel bad for Ai Chan having a literal whore for a mom
>>586509583/uma/ made me hate myself even more for having a small weenie.
>>586509780Different post bro...
>>586509780i dont think you can selector ticket that uma
>>586509304He didn't join uma&co though
>>586509583me, i'm buying sweet doto
>>586509304he's just a member bwo, we don't have a discord and him being a sloptuber is not something i've ever seen mentioned in the club chat
Punch the dirtPunch itSmile at the mileAll the whileYou PunchPunch at the dirtPunch itPunch it good
>>586509752
>>586509583Cheer Halo and Nyopera
does having a pace or front fuck over your backliners more?
>>586509648you are the cutie, kitten
CYGAMES PLEASE STOP PUTTING HER ON THE EVENT ART IF SHE IS NEVER GOING TO BE PLAYABLE FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK
Howdy, queers!
The resloppening has begun
>>586509583flower
>>586509752This genius is pure
>>586509985Metafag... based>>586509874Halloween? >>586509723>>586509659Why though
>>586510045im not a queer...im not strange...just different...
>>586510271Pure free sex
>>586510282Because Rickey is cute
>>586509870stop deflecting>>586509875sure bwo everyone is going to believe you when your sloptuber literally has a discord on his channel description
>Make a double batch since I can just save the leftovers for tomorrow>Eat it all at oncewhy am I like this
Sirius Symboli is not that silly.
stop fighting both umadash and uma&co are shit
what is with global obsession of simulating an old game over and over again
>>586510282because she makes my dick hard and can replace kitachud for my long TT uma.I'll be pulling on CB and Kris though, so I'll wait and see what I get spooked by before committing
>>586508374you guys can shitpost all you want but umammers are really reformed since xhe joined daccheats
>>586510478Happy to hear it :3Genuinely!
>>586510478Proof?
>>586510364FATFUCK
>>586510027taiki 2
Soon I will enter the big leagues
>>586510079Is it even profitable? Generates enough traffic? What's even the point.
I wish horses were real
>>586510704mating press
>>586510478okay kaite
>>586510317...with her trainer
>>586510704Nobody wants to see those
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/8AkVrphttps://jiggie.fun/8AkVrp
>>586510478#reformedandready
>>586510721Boy do I have good news for you
>>586510573Exactly, there's no proof. No drama. Only rooms.The problem was the other schizo the whole time.If anything, Dacchis are the heroes who showed Mammers the light.
>>586510828WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS!?
IkunoDictus
>snagged a good earnerfeelsgoodmanUMADash is happy to announce we are full. RIP to the dacchi who got mindbroken by the Kitashiro free pulls, you will be missed. Welcome to the newfren, enjoy your stay.
>>586510364Skip a meal and it'll balance out.
>>586510751Yes, that trainer...and that trainer...and that one...and that one...and ones that aren't even trainers!
holy fuck some of you act like LITERAL teengirls
>>586510704What is even stopping me from raping her on the spot?
>>586510832Well no, both were at fault
>>586510940YWNBU
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM GOING INSANE
>>586511043yeah, it's mental illness that should be checked
What do you listen to while doing your runs?https://youtu.be/235s_Kkp0gc
>>586510995>lies
>>586511043I act like I wish I was
which uma do you think of when i say "mare"
>>586511043Almost as if I'm back on /vt/
>>586511125I watch Yu Gi Oh duels
>>586511125
>>586511125I listen to the songs my current trainee (VA) sings on repeat.
>>586511162I dont think
>>586511069>you will never be an uma....obviously? I'm a trainer, I don't want to be an uma, I want to train them. And one in particular, above all others
Funny how all the dicksword accusations to other clubs come out when uma&co is involved, you know, the club with an actual dicksword
>>586509583I want Inari for dirt slaving and tits
>>586511162
>>586511293UMAcuckbwo...
Brian thinks she's tuff
>>586511162The most famous mare of them all
>>586511043There could be biological females in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>586511084DON'T ASK ME WHERE I AM GONGI AM GOING INSANE
>>586510940why are you trying to be a thread personality? fuck off retard
>>586511497FagRIP Sane's anus
>>586511484now that's cap
>>586511479The town bicycle!
>>586511479fuck off *
>>586511680Silly
>>586511479>>586511162That's Haru
>>586505538Whores Only You is a whore
>>586511708Sex Groove
>>586511680Siriusly handsome!
>>586511680I can't wait to roll for silly symboli
>>586510461First rate nakadashi
>>586510478yeah is butt is reformed lmao
#currengrok qrd on all ongoing drama
>>586511525>why are you trying to be a thread personality?I'm not, though, Kitaposting =/= trying to be a thread personality. I am simply anon, nothing more
JBC races soon
I haven't done anything but play Unity for quite a while. Should I try Trackblazer or go straight to the Concert instead?
>>586511930I know who you are
Damn, I need to redo these.
>>586511241ugly animation, never post this again
>>586511967odds dont seem that flopsided
I'm so glad Umamusume has characters that are allowed to be absolutely disgustingly ugly. I feel like gacha characters are expected to be jaw dropping gorgeous and it doesn't necessarily reflect the real world. Thank you Daitaku Helios for the representation.
>>586512107This but everyone's favorite girl
Not sure if I should ask this here or JP but I'm gonna take a shot here. For those future semi-limited banners like Stay Gold, will we be able to use the scout tickets we have now on them? Or, are they Carats only?
>craving Five Guys>$13 for a fucking burgerDo I do it?
I'm glad nobody knows who I am
>>586511162Ugh...
>>586512018trackblazer is a pretty different mechanic than just URA with something else on topConcert is URA with something else on topAlso trackblazer runs are something like 40 min to 1 hour longwould just go concert
>>586511125I listen to Oddkast podkast archives
>>586512182tickets
>>586512018you can try out trackblazer, it's pretty interesting. In terms of uma strength though, the newest scenario always produces the best results
it is insane how sauceless kitasan is"my personality is uuuh i try really hard and like helping people :)"
>>586510027I could see why they dont add her Actual NPC design
>>586511125what did i do?
>>586512249t.
>>586512182People post in both threads so it doesn't matter
>>586511125Usually ASMR but currently this https://youtu.be/2E3yqKFLbCk
>>586506105>>586501765I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>586512204No. Buy a big canister of dry-roasted peanuts instead and eat those.
>>586511967I've played Tales of Symphonia once so I'm sending my energy to Zelos
>>586511910former b+ slave decided to be the belle of the ball and made it a thread event which club they chose. this was apparently interesting enough to take up most of the thread in discussion.
>>586512018Trackblazer is alright. People say how long it is but on my very first run blind it only took me 45 minutes including reading the story, then 30 minutes the second run.
>>586510478
>>586511435>euro leagueThats a basketball tournament THOUGH
>>586512249Isnt that ALL the protag umasSpechan, teio, kita...
I rape the next Uma posted.
>>586512324what in the fuck
>>586512420spe yesatleast teio is bratty
Do we have 1/2 tp this month?
>>586512420That's literally all idol-adjacent franchise protagonists
>>586512420Aren't all protagonists just Goku?
>>586512182they're only limited in the sense that you can't straight up buy them. you have to roll on their banner, a rerun, or get spooked by them randomly
>>586511910autisuma kicked a guy and he had a melty and called ryan ugly as shit (based)a guy quit tamalove because of the 30mil (gasp!) quota announcement mambo avoided the 'geddon again and got a guy from uma&rp200mil niggas still strandedA+ danchos will once again literally do anything except kick flatliners
>>586512420spe is racist and fat too tho
>>586512249Hey we could do almond eye protag and have EVEN LESS personalitySound good???
>>586512496There might be a half tp event mid month because of the unity update jp got during that time
>>586512393Imagine Gentildonna effortlessly lifting you up and putting your legs on her shoulders so she's face in your crotch. She then proceeds to undo your zipper with her mouth and
>>586512042who am I? if you're right I'll ramonupost. If you're wrong I'll doberpost
>>586512409Surely this is out of context
>>586512420Spechan has a dead mom and carried the hopes and dreams of the Japanese that one time so it's not the same.
>>586512204DON'T DO IT BWO. I BOUGHT ONE A WEEK AGO AND I FELT ROBBED BWO. THE COMPLIMENTARY PEANUTS WERE GOOD THOUGH.
>>586512471It's catchy
>>586512287Oh the official video is probably region lockedhttps://youtu.be/h-nfPrOXmqo>>586512324This fucking meme has appeared EVERYWHERE for me. I couldn't escape it on Youtube or X. I couldn't believe how popular it got
>>586510478cope with whatever you want she is * used goods. you guys are the cucks
>>586512514No, some protagonists have some shades of Piccolo, Vegeta, or Gohan
>>586512316She cute
>>586512540Goo goo ba ba m-ma ma! Mama!!!
>>586512204>>craving five guysyea we know
https://cadmium2525.github.io/horse10-000/Horse race
Woah...Bros...The sprint casino...:O
>>586512324やりますねぇスギー!
>>586512541The autis/uma/ melty was fantastic
>>586512420Face the wall.
>>586512595******
>>586512626>thinks personality = backstoryMore illiterate than media literates
>>586512328You'd better hurry up and get going on that before she's put in PRISON
>>586512249>"my personality is uuuh i try really hard and like helping people :)"Uh yes this is a great personality
>>586512540Welp, time to fap.
>>586512420Teio gets a pass from me, did really did S2 THAT well. It starts like the brat we have in-game but you get to see her grow from her injuries.
>plethora of young plump, horny, ripe, smart(not enough) horse girls>picks haru uraraWhat was the end goal here
>>586512754You think you're funny don't you stupid Operafag.
>>586512393Ugly gorilla
>>586512204not worth it bwo
>>586512541>A+ danchos will once again literally do anything except kick flatlinerswhich one? I'm in an A+ club and danchou b&'s flatliners, barely even gives the fuckers a second chance, and never has if they don't bother explaining themselves in club chat.
>>586512656Same desu I love it then saw the epsatono edit on X. Inmu contents are kino >>586512785Yarimasunee!
>>586512394>>586512541that guy deserves all the carats in the world
>>586512823I will fight in Umacourt to protect Creek's freedom!
>>586512923we know this aint true mambwo...
it's a tad bit early for seanig posts isn't it? some kind of holiday over there?
>>586512835Truke
>>586512541>a guy quit tamalove because of the 30mil (gasp!) quota announcementA guy who did 600M, by the way. Based for maintaining his convictions if you ask me
>>586513036he should join Mambo
>>586512979I'm not in Mambo (didn't they fall to A in November, anway?). And flatlining is fine in Mambo, so long as you do a career every 3 days.
>>586512541Why did that guy leave uma&rp
>>586512806qrd?
>>586512573They kicked out the unity banners so I don't have high hopes for that
Crazy in this day and age doing 200m fans a month is basically nothing
>>586512234>>586512318>>586512527Ok, thanks. Guess I'll keep saving them up
>>586512849
>>586512698all those three are the same nigga >I was evil thanks to my dad but now I'm good and useless >I was evil thanks to my race but now I'm good and don't let pride consume me unless the author wants to redo my character arc again >I don't want to fight but I need too because of my dad and I'm gonna redo this character arc of me not wanting to fight, getting a asspull power up to keep me on par with the strongest in the universe by doing nothing, then get overconfident and job until someone saves my ass in literally all protagonistic roles I getDB after super is pure slop
Kitasan is also the most male umamusume in the entire gameall of her animations are masculine
>>586513171>(didn't they fall to A in November, anway?).Anon it's literally the second day
>>586513171495 BABYYYYYYY NOT EVEN CLOSEMAMBO STAYS STRONG!
>>586513176He was unironically promised a spot a year ago
>>586510746Shut the FUCK up Gary
>>586512324>>586512656>>586512950>https://d.uguu.se/ZmfGwNVd.mp4
Boys and their schemes
>>586513240>masculine
>>586512813too vague. Try again
>>586513036I will never understand it, why push yourself into farming more and freak out that people see a glimmer of life in the club
>>586512541>a guy quit tamalove because of the 30mil (gasp!) quota announcementkek just like that one exmambo, flatliners screeches as they hear the word quota
>>586513198creek lap pillow..
>>586512849Literally just help her runShe loves running but her running form, for a horse girl, is BAD bad
Isn't 30m a day a lot?
>>586513340His only reference to masculinity is himself so any teenage girl is manlier
What if I joined Mambo, and pushed them up a few ranks, just for the lulz?
>>586513171i reckon the rule changed to a vague "stay alive" but dancho needs the literal spawn of satan to get him to do his job so who knows
>>586512767easy
>>586513261nothing ever gets you fuckers downlove to see it
>>586513240If any male did Kita's animations they'd be instantly labeled as a giant faggot for everyone within a mile radius
>>586513470I suggested doing that in the club and everyone ignored me
>>586513291YEPPERSThis was the audio that I saw from X but without the outfit
gyattdamn hnnngghhg
>>586513470we're full
>>586513448not really, just farm all day without leaving your computer doing 800k manual fan runs for only 13 hours
>>586513557To be fair, all uma animations were mocapped by MEN
dober and gold city look like they'll go "ugh men" then jerk you off
Club drama fatigue
>>586512767difficult
>>586511125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLpzyw4q3w
>>586513675literally nothing else to talk about when the game has a gameplay loop that takes 30 minutes that you just do on repeat 9001 times with no real changes
this is now a man according to faggots ITTjust because the avatarfag is a man doesn't make the uma they're using is one too
>>586513664
>>586513448It is but we're not talking about 30 mil/day. We're talking about 30 mil/month
>>586513823that's a man
>>586513774>malababanawhich seanig language is this?
>>586512324lmfao at tite kubo at 1:55
>>586513774Kill tomboys
>>586512923I love being in that club. Flatties deserve no rights>b-but I made the quota last monthYeah and you didn't this month. If you don't clean the trash regularly the cockroaches will gather around it
>>586513198I would dedicate every morning before work into asking Super Creek to breastfeed me.
>>586513774protect all tomboys
>>586513629Full of flatliners, that is.Also, it shows 29/30
>>586513882What the fuck, how is that an issue then?
>>586512540still the best
>>586514075backreading threads is a lost art
>>586514075retard
>do fanruns in unity for cope nimble/ramp up sparks>+5, 0, 0, +5, +10, 0>change to GL>+15, +10, +25, +10, +10Noticing...
>>586513240yeah
>>586511162y'all ain't shit to me
>>586513774love tomboys unless they're ugly like Vodka
>>586514057>>586514123
I want sex
wahey
Why do Creekfags insist upon themselves?
>>586514075Currenposters are losing their touch
>>586514215
>>586513650Yeah but mocapping is a job you're getting paid for. The people you're working with may laugh but nobody's gonna hold it against youNow doing that of your own volition out in the open, totally unprompted? GAY
>random B clubs are asking for 15m a daybots were a mistake
>>586514089Good question
Am I a man?
I am not fond of Oguri CapShe insists upon herself
>>586511125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pQuRe_2gBs
>>586513823both of them are girls to me
>>586514215takes one to know one
>>586513650>To be fair, all uma animations were mocapped by MENdoubt
>>586514215>t. Daiwa Shartlet
>>586514075keep up with the 'logs sis
>>586514282terrible example bro, these trannies are going to say that they get paid with chud money
I like Vodka. I think she's cool and cute
>>586514286Cygames hasn't b& bots yet, so the top 100 ranks are nothing but botting. Lots of them don't even have 25 members, just 20-23 bots who make 900M/month.
There are only 2 good currensissters
>>586513179>>586379387
>>586514523>wasting time on an ugly umaDon't reach the max
>>586514286>random B clubsthat's the botter club that was like top 5 until their bot got obliterated like 3 months agoOne of their ex-members went on to make a club that ended up 4th last month and is 11th right now, the club is 29 botters and one real person
>>586514474I mean trannies are just giant faggots by default so nothing changes there
>>586514623I will reach the max
>>586514403
>>586514586I already know you're referring to me
>>586514719No
>>586514586and you're not one of them stupid ugly dog retard
First one.
So glad no one cares about my umawife to ruin her image
>>586514591Sloppy mare kisses
>>586514586I'm still thinking about that one specific sweepy anon who told me I was the only Currenposter he doesn't hates...
>>586514075I like the way this guy does Curren
>>586514815This is someone's mother
Rant:T thực sự không có một chút thiện cảm nào với cộng đồng Umamusume Việt Nam trên FB, ĐA SỐ đều dùng carats bừa bãi rồi complain về việc không thắng CM, chưa kể đến mấy LARPER biết mỗi 1 uma(you know who) và tự nhận mình là 1 phần của cộng đồng
>>586499160>>586497303
>>586514591how do you even kiss?t.virgin
nyo........... jongbro........
Im really into cumflation.What uma should I get with my selector?
>>586515049you just do??????
>>586512324>not the keiba versionweakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otNi6ofelzA
>>586514619>warned multiple times in club chat>never responds never says shit>for most of October>danchou b&'s after reset>anon reappears and has a meltywhat a hilariously retarded faggot. If you don't have the courtesy to say>danchou I'm going on vacation will likely miss quota gomenin club chat, and just.....leave? yeah fucker, get b&.
>>586515049How the fuck are we supposed to know?
>>586514636>One of their ex-members went on to make a club that ended up 4th last month and is 11th right now, the club is 29 botters and one real personkek>>586515021
>>586514935This outfit is too much she's way too sexy
>>586514996pag pag to you to sar
>>586515114
>>586515021looks good!but idgi
>>586515206why did he do it
>>586514834based choice for your first one
>>586502812me at the bottom on cm finals
>>586514996Imagine your language constantly saying "cum on dong" LMFAO
>>586514945i hope it was the one with ED and not the seapy guy
>>586515302It's unfortunately only because of my current excessive looping.
>>586515330If I was Dia's trainer I would lose to her boobs within a week.
>>586515114McQueen
>>586514996The problem is facebook, not the vietnamese community, it's the same with my regional umamusume community, it's just nonsensical shit with umamusume characters traced over, just ignore them, global x/twitter community is better
>>586515424It was indeed the ED one.
>>586515346If I was Tarumae's trainer I would lose to her boobs within a few hours.
>>586513978It Takuya from INMU but people confusing him for Tite Kubo is pretty common that his nickname is KBTIT>>586515149Already watched this too
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHWONDER ACUTE IS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE I JUST GOTTA SCREEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARGH
>>586510282yea i can just legend race normal doto
>>586515049I kissed before but it's been 10 years, I don't remember
>>586515471I forgot about uguu's 3h expiration
>>586515517I really like Maru but the answer is obvious
>>586462665Do you guys not open your windows or something? Fuck kinda weirdos are you?>>586465195Hmm.... I see... how does that make you feel? And how is the relationship with your mother?
>>586511967
>replying to yourself cross-thread
>>586515021Always glad to see a Dober posted.Have very little to comment on regarding everything else going on
>>586515021Ugh...
>>586511967>>586515702do local horses ever win these
Any cute teiobros here?
>being a passive aggressive newfaggot to yourself
>>586515826Me but going to sleep until CM hours
...
>>586515091he's dealing in to the jongers in heaven now....
>>586515149lememe jumpscare
>>586515937...
>>586515693>Do you guys not open your windows or something? Fuck kinda weirdos are you?you NEED fresh air.
>>586515673
>>586512324>>586515149Is this what the Japanese are using AI for I don't understand the song please spoonfeed
>>586515952I hope we can still see him in rooms it's JOEVER
>>586515835autist so buttmad he's replying off cooldown. bet you mashed on that auto submit and watched it tick down
My little sister is so strong...
Helios only cums from anal
no idea what I'm doing, is this any good? it seems good
>>586516073same
>>586515805sometimes, pretty rare tho
>>586516009surely...
>>586516041>whore>tranny>boyuma>unholy trinityUnironically kill yourself
>>586515827
>>586515693I would rather die of carbon dioxide poisoning than deal with bugs
>>586515994There's decades of history that's not worth getting into. Have you ever seen Billy Harrington and the whole deep dark fantasy meme in japan in the early 2000's? It's like that but much worse. The original gay porn is also selling for ridiculous amounts like the american retro game scam.
>>586516041>Ug6you could and should do better for her. She wants to sing Ms Victoria for you...
>>586516198i bet you like oguri cap
>>586515976says who? big air!?
>>586516073proof?
ishin flash open her legs to air her umanko
>>586515424That is me & I am a complete advocate of TCPD (Total Curren Poster Death)That was most likely my Southeast Asian brother from another mother
>>586516218
>>586515294He wanted some kfc
>>586515994>Is this what the Japanese are using AIYeppers. There's like a whole lot of variants of this meme >I don't understand the songIt's basically various INMU memes/clips into one song. inmu is what the other anon explained
>>586516198>doesn't like Curren>doesn't like Pearl>doesn't like Fuji wearing holy sexo dressI think you're just GAY, anon calling Fuji a boyuma is a serious case of Projecting Paul
>>586516410Jordan told me
>>586516334stale air isn't as fun to breathe. fresh air smells better and feels better.
sometimes I think.
>>586516562No ugly umas
>>586512324teiobro versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3isER-BQakc
>>586516498based, hope to see you in rooms again soon
>>586516273My kawaii Karen-chan does well enough for herself... honestly I didn't have a lot of time to train for this CM and sprint is gamble city anyway, so I've taken what I can get. Trust in the Ms. Victoria plan...
meta uma can win you platsoshi uma can save your life
Why does Maruzensky want to recreate soap opera scenes with me?
>>586515091I'll never forgive him (unless he returns)
>>586516791calling hot umas like Curren, Fuji, and Pearl ugly outs you as a not particularly closeted homosexual
>>586516498Thoughts on the new KDA single?
>>586516791Pearl, stay gold, Twin Turbo, Jungle Pocket, Hishi miracle, dream journey
>>586516224>>586516540Why do I feel like half of Japanese memes are from weird scenes from gay porno
u
>>586516692and how does she know?
>>586516920
are you guys using 6 SSRs or do you slot in SRs just to have a higher chance of chains finishing?
>>586517046>he waifus a boy and the cuckSeek help
this is a 17 year old btw
>>586517201If the chains dont finish then they dont finish. I'm not gimping my stat output just to get fucked anyway
>>586517207Those are the ugly ones
>>586517156m
>>586517201Either I get all the cards I need to finish their chains or I fucking end the run, nigga
>>586517201sr is the best i have
>>586517201I use use all SSRs but also use SSR Wit Curren who can cancel her chain on the first event for +30 energy to increase my chances.
>>586517317All umas are ugly
Curren is a whore, Pearl is ugly, and Fuji Kiseki looks like a dykeall these statements are TRUE
>>586512324Out of AI slop I think SUPER EUROBEAST is better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAPZ6nV8E6Y
>>586516906what if my oshi is metado i not get to be saved until they arent meta anymore?
>>586517091because they are
>>586517046let's see anon's favourite umas, then.
>support your trainee>she somehow mistakes it for romanceWhy does this happen almost every time?
>>586505553cute, i wanna see that!
>>586517510nta but they have long ears
>>586517091What's worse is that kids who grew up with it are now adults in position of power/influence and you see that shit everywhere. Kind of how Bobobo is gaining popularity again recently.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkvfzMD02wYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNzr-NBFcUshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0I6-Tb0URghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O19rRkbG7ZIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClyVNRtUaoAAlso this dance meme started from an older song YAJU & U which also broke the popular chart in Japan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHzSG-_k77QAnd the video you saw is banned in Chinahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EIX4u75WtYThis is only a tiny fraction of the inmu culture and you can assume that it's a blight in the Japanese society like how /vt/ or /mlp/ is to 4chan.
>>586517515Female teens' mindset
>>586516924DRAG HIM BACK IN WITH LOVE AND APPRECIATION
>>586517515Should have read the fine print when you signed up for Tracen
Special Week
>>586517432only few of us can be so lucky as to have a meta oshitruly oguri cap is the most niche of umas
>>586517570>when she sees a balding, fat man
>>586517091Because gay porno is soulful.
>>586516924 I don't get y he left
>>586517325a
>>586517515Sometimes it's the trainer mistaking it for romance.
>>586517601That recent ragebait comic where the girl keeps getting asked out by her male friends: it needs to be swapped so it's a male trainer getting asked out by his trainee.
>>586517758the 30mill minimum quota (kinda)
>"she's like a friendly old grandma">everytime you face her she talks about demons and getting through hellWtf is wrong with this character?
>>586517306>>586517326understandable, I think I'm just bummed out cause I've had so many runs with no S apt and when I finally get it on a decent run, only 1 card finishes the chain out of 5 (without counting LH)tough luck I guess>>586517331newfwiend bwo...>>586517353not the worst idea honestly
>>586517825Yes, grandmas do be like that
>>586517091if you've ever seen 114514, it's inmu. if you play blue archive, alice going ! is also inmu. if you've ever heard yarimasune, it's inmu. if you've ever seen someone mention a pillow that's too big, it's inmu. if you've seen a person sitting on a couch with blinds behind to his left, it's inmu.
>>586517789Nyo
>>586517825life gets harder towards the end
>>586517583scariest post ittyou really live like this?
>>586517583All the niconico memers getting jobs has been hilarious
>>586515702why are there two akikawas for Memoria Cafe?
>>586517883Don't forget 810.
>>586517825
wtf is she talking about
>>586518053She found me rawdogging Hokko
>>58651781530mil is a completely reasonable weekly gain.
>>586517429This one's nice too https://youtu.be/oTvU1tTvPO0>>586517583https://youtu.be/Dk54Amh1lS4I remember seeing this randomly off my recommendation years ago it was pretty funny. Some fucker made a virus just to spam YJSNPI
adbuy one
>>586517825you start running out of shit to do when you're old so just making shit up tends to be a great hobby for those on their way out.
>>586517758His performance allowed us to get A+ a few times. In response to how bad it was this month, danchou decided to introduce an actual quota. He thought the quota would rock the boat on a chill club and decided that quitting (i.e. killing the chances of A+) would mean danchou wouldn't need to set a quota and make some older members change their flatlining ways
>>586517515>be a rock for (You)r hormonal teenage female trainee when she's spiraling>be there when she wins>be there when she loses>always pushing her to improve>always there when she needs (You)golly gee whiz, how could an uma possibly fall in love that way?
>>586518043She needs to be remove
>>586518256HE'S A COOL GUY THOUGH I COULDN'T GIVE RATS ASS ABOUT A OR A+
>>586518043The Beast...
>>586517883Inmu and cookie are both too stealthy to be ever sure that you're not looking at a inmu/kukki meme.
>>586518146jesus christ UC theme is already old enough to be nostalgic
>>586517989Inbred to Northern Taste on the dam side, a 6x7
>>586518256
>>586518368As usual, you can blame club danchous for being retards who make playing the game a job rather than something you do for your own fun.
>>586518297Umas aren't that emotional
>Hishi miracle >ugly That was bait
>>586517825Do you city fellas not have stories about your gramps fighting various demons on a completely dark field?
INMU SAMBA INMU SAMBA INMU SAMBA
>>586518549>>586518549>>586518549have a bwead......................... if you want..................
>>586518409The worst part is, if you spot something that reminds you of it, you can't say anything because you'll expose yourself. It's a lose-lose situation like the game.
reminder that you are only allowed to masturbate to nice nature for the duration of this month
>>586518541no one likes fat people
White women am I right?
> Don't have Cheer Halo or even Taishin> Absolutely fucked this CMWill future uma ever reach a point where the rooster is big enough that you aren't dead in the water if you didn't pull a certain character?
>>586518409KYOU MO II TENKI
>>586518669there will always be meta umas
>>586518541How else can you explain being that ugly despite being umamusume?
Glad to know that I'm in company with boomers such as myself.
>>586518669You can just slap all your pace cards on Bakushin, buy turbo sprint and get to A finals
>>586515091Which one?
>>586518725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZm3NK3NyMc
>>586518669It gets worse as they start releasing umas custom made for specific tracks
>>586518981Fug
>>586518558>Do you city fellas not have stories about your gramps fighting various demons on a completely dark field?Does it count if it was about whipping blacks in a cotton field?
>>586518514>Umas aren't that emotional
>>586518971Hard to believe these MADs are already 5 years old holy shit For me it's https://youtu.be/SezMkQCIUUA
>>586518971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah7wddPV2I