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IT'S TIME
forget sprintprep for milekinoyou have your zoomer parents ready right?
I am entitled to Super Creek's Super Boobs.
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
Please remember to be nice and show compassion to torenas who fail to qualify today
7 and currenposters die on new years day
OBLIGATORY PODIUM
GweetingsI thought Helios was coming out today, whoops
>>586655567HOLY REAL
>>586655567HAHA IMAGINE LIVING INTO 2027!7 and your curse is deflected to the nearest falcoposter
>>5866556432 more days
B finals is OK!!
>>586655567kek based
>>586655475>milekino>dirtFuck no
yaaaaaaaaaaaaas+150 baby
Proccing Late Surger Straight here right at the start is a complete waste right? Sometimes she hits it at the end, but most of the time it's right at the start.
ryan LOVE
>>586655475Long is the only kino distance
>>586655940damn this bitch BALDING
>>586655567yes please I need this
>>5866555678 and and your 7 is nullified
>>586655567
>>586655876It's better to proc it later for finishing speed yeah, since you'll probably get pace downed after the skill is over. Can still function as a way to push aheady of other backliners early race though similarly to uma stan
>>586655961Only whales say this
>>586655016I literally had a nightmare like this happen to me, but I don't have a gf and Dober was the one getting cucked
could we get hacked just like nikkefags?
Aieeeeee my 5 wins...
>>586655567no... 7 and *mama dies instead
If Spe hits her Unique at the start of late race it's over
>>586656032Yeah whenever I see it late is usually when my King wins.
>>586656157LET'S GOOOOOO
>>586656157NOOOO
>>586655475>Upgrading G dirt >>586655961For me, it's medium gem
>>586656157
>>586656131uma doesn't have a shitty launcher so no, you use steam or your phone app
>>586655567Let's fucking gooooooooooooo
Bad news: I was lazy and wasted time doomscrolling so I clanked open league umas and went 0/5 on round 2Good news: I remade one uma and went 3/5 and 4/5 before the reset. I will now go remake other two and hopefully not lose finals
POST DAY 4 WINRATES4-5-3-5holy even winrate, let's gooo
>>586656157finally
>>5866561573 and mama wins their 3rd CM
>>586656336how are you done already wtf, do you just skip races?
>>586656138nevermind we're so back
>finemo postyeah sure
>>586656157BASED
>>586656157NUUOOOOOOOOOOO BE NICE >>586656403HOLY
holy shit what a steal
Zephyr's tits are doing things to me...
>>586656403Let's fucking goooo
>>586656517They tend to have that effect on people
I love Rice
>>586656157we're so back sisters
>>586655567>>586656157>>586656403The fuck is going on? 4 and EVERYTHING you said will happen + * will die in his sleep
>>586656336fuck off troon
>>586656403dies from heart attack after winning, it's sealed
>>586656429anotha one
>Mambo>click club>BBamboozled once again
I got too cocky on round 1, now I'm getting raped by the class A faggotsshould've stayed in class B
>>586655567Hey I am a currenposter now
>>586656713LET'S GOOOOOOO
>>586656782Mambwo from the future...
>>586656817silly...
For me it's the shittiest bakushin front ever hogging the inner rail and making everyone go wide wide wide
Closest finish I've seen so far.
>>586656498We're in!!! two losses and then three clutch wins in a rowI can relax now, phew
>>586656976congrats anon
>>5866563364/5/5/2that last ticket was something
7 and you all will have a marvelous sunday this sunday
>>586656976congrats!
>my machan had a total of 0 wins in group ASad... Next time, my girl...We still have finals...
Taishin doesn't BAKUSHIN.This is why you lost the race bitch
Rare Deio win>>586656976congrats bwo!
>>586656408yeh, already watched them run hundreds of times in rooms so it's chilldo take a sc of all the newspapers thohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/0k_-XFO1MMwkawakami if she were real
>>5866570634 and it will rain all day instead
NIGGER
>>586657219soullessjust simulate the whole CM on hakuraku a million times and fuck off
If the next poster is a curren chan, the curse is lifted
>>5866572457 and you're gay
>>586656926Prelude to Legend of Heroes
>>586657273baby rice would say this
>>586657273Rice wouldn't say this.
>>586655567>>586656157>>586656403WHERE ARE SHIRAOKIS DISCIPLESTHEY NEED TO PUT AN END TO THIS
watch out Fine, there's an obscene pair of tits behind you
>>586657273
>>5866573937 and 2**** dies even more
>>5866573934 and all these curses are lifted
ikuyooooo
Damn it feels bad losing to someone who's in open league just to bully people. First time I happen to check someone I lost to, he had 1b+ fans with all MLBs. Was in a yuri club too.
>>586657504>4you got greedynow...die.
>>586657549>Yuri club Holy based all is forgiven
>>586657584>4
>>586657651>1
>>586657042nice and based for sticking with your initial team
>>586656734Enjoy getting raped by whales in the finals
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>586657504>4AIIEEEEEEEEEE
Machitan... gets horny like other umas too?
>>586655940why did the artist give her my norwood
>>586657958YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>586656336>2/4/3/4day 4 seems to always be easier than day 3
Get bent bringing nige choco flash dominator into this lobby and fuck the Taishin you rode on
I don't know if I should go Front or Pace Machan for the finals. My front only loses to bullshit "if losing, win" pacers, and my pace only loses if she gets brocked.
I warned you about playing with the fucking numbers.
>>586657958*smooches you*
>>586657790to be honest I took out Kawapri and pace Machan from my very first team...
>>586657273Rice baby would NOT say this
Finally a round 2 podium
>>586658192BASED Dober enjoyer
>>586657958Many say this
Shiraoki isn't real Numbers mean nothing DO YOUR CAREER RUNS
>>586658258[Spoiler] DYRB?? [/spoiler]
>>586658085Front
>>586658341ctrl + s
>>586658341ctrl+s
>>586658095I don't care about the consequences anymore. I will do as I please
>>586658341spoiler fail
>>586658192what running style did u go with for the chud
>>586658254I CAN'T DECIDE WHO I WANNA BE BUT THAT'S WHAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL ABOUT IT....!!!!
>>586658341
>>586658230Got a perfect nose length finish right after posting this
>>586658192gz
Bros, is front pasa+taiki+speed debuffer a strong comp for next cm? I had good results doing this last time
7 and i podium my finals4 i reverse podium my finals0 no one who sees this post will win finals
GRIM
>>586658742If it's not Rickey or Digitan I wouldn't even bother
thank you midget
>get a 6 end 3 pace lobby>"huh that's interesting. never seen so many ends before. why are there 3 taishins lol?">go to the next lobby>see thisIt has 3 Taishins again too what the FUCK. Where are all the end closer mains coming from?
>>586658192We postin' podiums
all stallions must wear the burumas
>First ticket 2 winsUh oh>Second ticket5 winsEasy game>>586658463Running triple lates
>>586658945oh damb triple late is gigachad, esp since pace oguri could theoretically solo carry
>>586658938Teio in bloomers would be too powerful....
>>586658192ichiban kawaii!
>NBRworst trope there is
>>586658792>92you're about to get raped
>>586659367>No BRaziliansFuck off I like that
>>586659367Neborare
I've just accepted the loss whenever I see Cheer King now.
Managed to sneak my way into Group A finale. Yippie.
Second round 2 podium
>>586659367Natural Born Riller...
lol
>>586659367What's wrong with Nitrile Butadiene Rubber?
>>586655308Umatism (340664759) is recruiting ONE MORE PERSON this month!>B+ club>No quota>Please trade and request shoes >Don't die, but please try to at least do your dailiesReply with your FC or search for the club (Pasa danchou) ingame. You want to join soooooooooo bad
>>586659619good job *****
>>586659619Wao, torena, these edibles are FANTASTICK DESS
What happened to the trainers who got kicked from Mambo?
>>586658192Nice, got the Dober Podium
>very last day>very last ticket>finally qualify into A finals>two of those wins are from the worst performing uma of my team: Seeking the Pearl>She spooked me on Kitasan White, I built her just before the second day.I haven't seen an A finals since Trackblazer. I hate GL with a passion
>>586658192I'm POSSIBLE
>>586659867>>586659892Dober enjoyers are kings
>>586659730me when I see he is only 3 inches
>>586659981>I haven't seen an A finals since Trackblazer
>>586659892
>>586660108she knows I'm getting fucked in finals....
>>586660108Why she trying not to laugh bro
8 paces and a late surger walk into the gatesthe sashi winsalso what the fuck is this lucky senkou suzuka strat
I lose my virginity to the next Uma posted.
>>586659981APOLOGIZE
>>586660201>>586660232lol eww
>>586659494nebrorare is when you witness trancend call someone else bro
How did this mfer make it to round 2 A
>>586660271
>>586660449Day 1 Round 1 is the easiest shit because you can get matches with 6 clankers.
>>586660449halo is busted
>>586660474Scarlet would say this
>2nd>2nd>2nd>2nd>2nd
>>586659325This STALLION is so flexible nghhh
>>586660449respect the real nigga Mr Dinner, bro
more podium faces
>>586660518>>586660548well his umas were so ass that my late surgers managed to push up too far to proc any accels lol
TRIPLE SWEEPY LOBBY LET'S GOOOOalso one of them is in catflip so I hope I win
>>586660449My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
>>586660693
>>586659619Why does Curren do that weird hand gesture? Is it meant to be a cute thing?I scrolled through my Curren folder for this image and I got reminded of how cute she is!
>>586660771yeah of course she doesn't proc Uma Stan in the important triple Sweepy lobby. may need to discipline her
>>586656840
>>586660927>curren's face when torena tongues the wrong hole
>>586660970Have you never been intimate with a woman before
get fucked, debuff cretin
>>586661041I have been intimate with a woman before.What the fuck is that hand gesture?
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/pZ7YrY
>>586661060All debuffers I saw had G sprint. They're fucking retards
el condor tatas
I've had so many good podiums this CM
>>586661342Good luck in finals, Bonobro!
>>586660994correction is always needed
>>586661318bwo?
>>586661338
>>586661212Just fucking with you, it's probably 赤い糸 which is a Japanese trope where you have a red string attached to eachother's pinkies meaning you are soulmates or getting married or whatever
>>586661318retard
>>586661387You too! I want the big girl to sing Ms. Victoria
>>586661437what?
>>586661212
>>586660102Yes, because Trackblazer was based. It had the lowest difference between low payers and whales as stats were easily excessible and skill hints were abundant. I was using f2p cards, because I don't own shit. I just grabbed a great late surger borrow from here. I won plat on Cancer and Gemini. Trackblazer was high effort, but it was stable and your efforts were rewarded.Glue live is an rng ridden garbage with high failure rate. The gamemode makes building for longs and mediums awful due to requiring 3 speed and 2 wit, so your only source of stamina is inherits. And good blues will have shit whites. Combine that with the fact that I had irl work to do, which distracted me from building any proper ace for scorpio, I was having a fucking awful time. It was the same story on every GL cm: get into group A the second round due to round 1 having mediocre trainers, get crushed at the second round fall to B finals do to increaed powerlevels, and win the B finals.
>>586661538care to explain how max speed late race affects an uma that only exists to proc dominator
>>586661495Oh I know thatImagine if your own red string is attached to a boy uma. Lol!!!!
>whale>gaslit into using turf s umaskwab
Trackblazer/MANT was the last time the game was fair. Everyone had a fair shot to make a powerful Uma and ace runs could be saved even if you had a bad junior year.
Pinky swear. Wedding dress. Red thread of fate. Ma Chérie of the New Moon. Honeymoon. Sex.
>get 7th 8th 9th>hakuraku the room>75% win rateThis CM is stupid
>>586661902this but anal
>>586661731That's not allowed in Japan...
>>586661549>summons the old old ones
>>586661731What if you had a red string attached to EVERY boy uma...
>>586661731What if my end of the string was attached to my cock? That would be a good prank haha...
>>586662116there's gotta be at least like one doujin about that
>>586661731Nice boy...HOWEVER
>>586656336Both rounds 1 and 2 I was very consistently getting 3 wins, with only the occasional 4 and singular 2 win run in there. Finals will be interesting....
>>586662269my donkey wife drinking her hero coffee
>>586661562Yes I also had fun mutating all my horses to be able to do miles/mediums, running the same pool of 8 cards that have mandatory race bonus, running out of clocks before the first summer, glueing a run because I didn't get green juice+cupcake or megaphones or a heal item when third race in a row gives me skin outbreak or when half my cards wouldn't rainbow because no carrots and doing barely any trainingI had fun doing the same two sets of 30 fucking races with every horse and praying I get double rainbows during the four turns in summer where I can actually train else I have to glue the runvery fun and very basedGood jokes mate real funny See u at FUCK YOUJ
Got a podium on the last ticket, this is a good omen
>>586661930retard
>>586662551yup this
Boy umas should have long hair
so what did we learn?
>1-4>3-2>3-2>3-2>kept losing to Sprint A Turf A Umas
>>586656336I don't remember, I think 3-4-4-4
>>586662771That Spe is ugly.
>>586662771Never should've doubted her
>>586662771We were supposed to learn something?
>>586662710
>>586662790One day people will learn that aptitudes don't really matter on sprint
think I'll run my heckin daughterino next cm
spes
>>586662982actually hitting your accels matters more yeah but if 2 umas hit then the one with sprint s wins
>>586662790stats and aptitudes don't matter just load up on a gorillion skills, pick a god and pray
>>586662678>>586661496not you again. please get a hobby
>>586663053yeah but that happens like 1/20 times so having a skill that makes you unblocked or push up is way more important
>>586656336>2, 5, 5, 4 Didn't expect that, first ticket was rough
>>5866563361/3/5/3i swapped macchan for sweepy on the last 2 tickets
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES
It finally happened 5 wins into 0 wins right after
[-]
>>586663173see, it's gonna happen every timeif you are blocked and can't push up, then your aptitudes have no useif you got the skills, then you get aptitude checked
Nyooooniverse
>>586656336based Sweepytorena15/20 today which strangely feels disappointing after 17, 18 and 18. But this is definitely the highest winrate I've ever had at 80 races. Feels good. Now to get brocked in the finals
>matched against clubdacchi>he didn't even noticebwo.............
>>586663335yyyyyyyyyada
>>586655308Questions for anons. Are my skills my Pearl's issue or are her stats just to low for this CM? Want to see if maybe I'm picking wrong shit of if I need to focus on high rolling more
>>586663173Eh, I've seen the S distance matter plenty of times this cm. I wouldve won a lot fewer races if my late surgers had sprint A. Not trying to undersell the value of spamming skills but it's still pretty important to have. My pace bakushin wouldve also won a few more races if she had S instead of A
>>586663467yes
>>586663483a good trainer also takes care of her trainee's body
>>586663483me on the left, you on the right
>0/5 into this Can we just do Finals right now I am ao tired of this nonsense distance
>>586663483>>586663310
>>586663467Im retarded
>>586663454Alright fine I'll go through the steam replay RIGHT NYOW and hunt for the race.I inspected my opponents pretty much every race so it's weird that I didnt notice us facing off
>>586663335Yada
25-21-21 wins on my girls. I really hope that Rob Roy gets the win, if at all.
Rice...
>>586663753>uncapped speed>no midrace>lane ledgerdomain does nothing>determined descent is not worth when the downhill is this earlythere is a lot wrong with that pearl bwo
>>586663310>>586663483>>586663664post more
>>586664029where she belongs
I didn't prepare at all for the CM but a pearl I made like 2 months ago has been consistently giving me 5-win runs on open. pretty Cool I think.
>thread this slow on a CM day
>>586664337erp started so I tabbed out to the better thread
>>586664337more like>thread this comfy on a cm day
>>586663664Sex Chan
okay now that im done with my aces and im doing autos again danchud will not be angry at me...IM STILL THE BOTTOM EARNER?!
Curren Sucks
>>586664516mambwo...
>>586664440this
>>586664532Yeah. Doesn't matter if I'm at my desk, in the hallway, or checking in on a classroom. If Curren spots me, she is sucking me off. #suckingwithcurren #dicksoutwithcurren #cutecurren sucking #oniichandick
>>586664428the undesirables are here
>>586656336>>586663301>>586663441is sweepy lowkey busted or what(this is day 3 but still)
>>586664532and she leaves marks as well
the fuck
>>586663795nevermind this feature is fucking ass and barely works>>586663454GGs, good luck in finals bro
>>586663753Unless you have some speed greens that speed is probably just a bit too low yeah.As the other anon said Determined descent doesn't work well on this track. You should only really take Lane legerdemain for Team trials.What inherits do you have?
>>586629029source
>get cheer kingu in the last free ten pull a day or two before CM started>decide to raise her for fun since my aces were already decided and I wanted to see if she could compete>end up getting lucky raising an absolutely cracked Kingu that did very well in practice lobbies too>get to see an Uma I've always loved since the start of global performing amazinglyFeels very good seeing my first A+ Uma win.
>>586664865>Independant learnerMore like George Droid
>>586664971Smart Falcon SR Guts card
>>586664756Dunno what it is but she just nyooms to the finish (if she doesn't whiff chalo). It fills me with such joy
>>586664971
>>586664030What are some actual mid game skills. I feel like this is where I struggle with this game. Also, what matters more, capping stats or the skillsAlso I think I just had points let for lane but is there any end career skills that are better. They all seem pretty shit. Thanks for answering anon
I want to be bitten by Air Shakur
>>586665239Because ends are busted this cm
>>5866563363/2/4/4I didn't post here yesterday but I had 2/2/3/4 for the third day. Really entertaining CM all things considered. Sprint is still random as fuck but I really like how consistent this team felt.
>>586665308
>/uma/ wants me to hate this
>>586665292GUH
>>586665301UnstoppableAlso since the midrace of this track is in the corner, PoC and other corner skills
>>586664337Sprint CMs SUCK
>>5866563364-4-4-2I hate that I didn't get a single 5-win ticket either round, but proud of my girls.
>>586665524Curren's flabby tits!
>>586665519I want her to step on my face
>>586658192Auto picks scored a podium even in A2. This CM is mega washed.
>>586665326Then where the hell are they all?
>>586665301>which matters moreboth. if you have only one or the other you will lose to whoever has more of both, but if forced to choose, hit stats first>midracesome skills will say they activate midrace and others just usually activate around that time. the typical ones you want are things like Prof. Curvature, Unstoppable, style corners/straights, distance corners/straights, tail held high, and ramp up
I made it into A finals despite being a casual player who only tries hard in jiggies.
I think a lot of /uma/s problems would be solved if they took a break to go fishing
>>586665874wtf is this dude doing in the background? I think this is the first time I noticed the audience in a CM screenshot.
>>586666003DIE
>>586665524I HATE CURREN
>>586666034Kinda true
>>586666034I like fish though...
>>586666034If only she wasn't a boy...
>>586666003Yeah that's the Sprint CM experience, one of the two anyway
>>586666062wtf dont doxx me
>>586666239Eat themThere are a lot of themThe population is controlled around you eating them
None of you have the Nakayama Festa mentality & it showsNot goodhttps://youtu.be/zMEzc1AjHZg?is=IFWj2owCHz2dKRws
>>586666034I can only fish near the shore because I have thalassophobia.
>>586666034but you need patience to fish, which is what most here lack. it's a true conundrum.
I did literally just 3 runs, for 3 aces, before the flatline period, and my win rate is 85%
I want to dump my sperm between Ardan's saggy tits
>>586665524>>586665813>>586665898I am gonna do it..
>>586666352We are all boys at the end of the dayJust gotta keep fishing until we catch something
>>586665289What did you mean by that?
>>586666434I don't care enough to the point where gambling in this here videogame makes me feel anything, though.
>>586666594Would Seiun Sky be a catch?!
>>586666581all for her?
>>586666629No, not the sleeve!AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>586665524I will always love Curren Chan and I couldn't give less of a fuck about unhinged shitposters using her for low quality posts
Stego cute.
>>586666736Oh...Sorry
>>586666925Incorrect. Food tastes the best if you're not paying for it.
>>586666998>>586666976No tits...
>>586663454matches aren't actually real until finals
ran into /uma/ quite a lot this cm, like 4 times
>>586666976The worst character ever created
>>586666998she leglocks
>>586667220the globe has become smaller.
>>586667226but enough about Narita "Ugly Beast" Brian
>>586667220i always instaqueue and never run into anyone, makes me sad
>>586667194She doesn't need it to be cute.
>>586667220I stopped checking for this once I realized I'm matching against their ghosts instead of them seeing the same race as I am
As a trainer, how are you meant to control yourself around Umas?
>>586667220only got 1 /uma/ myself, unless I didn't recognize someone
>>586666864maybe..
>>586667220Don't check since most of you guys suck
>>586667597i check the clubs, i just ran into people from dacchis and /uma/ club but didnt recognise them
>>586667010it's one of the reasons for why I like festa as much as I do as I simply can't get into that mindset. she's very cool. wish I was a little more like her. in the risk-taking sense.
>>58665633673.3% chance of winning finals, yes?
>>586667215We were matching at the same time so maybe there was a chance
>>586667806I ran into someone from dacchis too yesterday
gwos I don't think I'm enjoying the game anymore
Anything I missed here? I was shitposting in /nikg/ all day
How are Japanese Umamusume supposed to compete?
>>586668148you didnt miss anything important imo but i did miss you
64/80And I'll get a 13k lobby in the finals and win
Cingray S2 when?
>>586656336
>>586668246Japanese trainers are fearful of white women. Japanese umas take advantage of that.
>>586668148Is that security issue real?
>>586668480I, too, am afraid of getting my face shoved between an American Uma's tits. I wish I could build an immunity to this fear.
plancha is fuarking crazy
>>586668246they must feed them real good in kentucky
>>586668480Why is this burger uma showing off her armpits to me?
>>586667220I didn't run into a single /uma/
>>586667220I don't check but my brain alerts me every time we beat an @VF fag
>>586667220I raped autisma danchou and then I got raped by my own danchou on the next race
>>586668480
>>586668643Imagine having an America Uma cook your meals...
>>586669017tachyon on my penis
>>586669013Getting tricked by a foreign uma
>reddit tachyon
>>586668334supi(ki)
>>586668106mambwo...
Fixed.
>>586669169What if it isn't a trick? What if I just like her hugs because I get to feel her boobs?
>>586668106it's time to move on bwo
>>586669275true
>>586668106you can take a few days off you know, just make sure to keep doing fan runs or impulse leave the club
>>586669175
>>586668106If it's not fun... why play?
Delete one (1) /uma/ club.
>>586669169preposterous, she would never trick you
>>586669382yours
>>586669382/uma/chan
>>586669382mine
>>586669382Mine please, I can't take it anymore
Earlier today, I woke up from a nap where Marche released and I rolled her in the first 10, but then they immediately put up a notice saying it was a mistake and removed her from my account. Today has been a miserable day because of it.
>>586669382please be mine please be mine please be mine
>>586668106you should play with my balls instead gwo
>>586669382there is only the one /uma/ club THOUGH
>>586669582can you not say such things or else I will long for a bf again
>>586669491umm bwo didn't you get the memo? they're not /uma/
Question: Do they also put the half-tp in their posts about the month's schedule? How often do they drop them anyways?
>>586669382mambo, just because I'm curious who will be the next meme club when they're gone
>>586669689he shouldnt say that cause you should play with mine instead
>>586657169>She's skilled enough to be called 'Make Debut'God damn.
suzuka on my uvula
>>586669689sorry, I just got back and only wanted to shitpost...
>>586669382/uma/ club if the players also get deleted, buttsweat if not.
>>586668624Pasa + Cheer HaloSoulless...
>>586669382whatever ***** is in right now
RICKEY YOU BITCH AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>586669382uma&co
>>586669689Maybe you could long for a gf instead
>>586670107yada
>>586669963eru is chansforming so it is sovlkingu is /uma/'s wife so it is sovl
How far would 15 dirt sparks get me if I wanted to build King Halo for the dirt CM? Would I also need the 2 inspirations to hit dirt as well? Do got to have at least 1 mile inspiration for her as well, I think.
>>586670180Need myself a Dia-chan wife
>erping
>>586667587you have to let all your stress out inside your trainees
>>586669782the get mentioned in the ingame news sometimes but we're mostly predicting based on jp history
>>586670314I've been told my trainee is a lesbian, though.
>What if
>>586670232
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/P1zpN9>https://jiggie.fun/P1zpN9https://jiggie.fun/P1zpN9>https://jiggie.fun/P1zpN9https://jiggie.fun/P1zpN9
I wanna believe in the plat...
>>586670245Sprint on that thang!
>>586670794my paizuri slaves
>>586669802That spot is reserved for autis/uma/
Did you know Dia chan has really big tits? Like really big. Huge. Massive milkers.
>>586670794Cute
>>586671215no way.....
>>586671215Yes, I did know that. In fact that's the only thing that I know about her.
>>586670794Sex with Ardan, the others can watch
>>586671481This but Rickey
>>586671215Dia-chan is a very soft girl
>>586670794Fuck Rickey is so seductive
anyone here...?
>>586671215Yeah, she does. She is also underaged. A middle schooler. You know what that means? It means you got to fuck her NOW! Cum inside her NOW! While she is at her prime fertility years! CUM INSIDE HER NOW!
>>586670794
>>586671671maybe
cmon man at least give me losses vs teams with like at least a 30% predicted win rate
After what they did to our event, who did you vote for Americanons?
>>586671812
Rickey!
>>586671965Umas in maid outfits are great
>>586672074Let's go Saggy!
>>586671812Doto is so cute and non-threatening
You don't have a worse win rate than a sloptuber, right?
>>586672074Rickey and Hokko > Kita and Dia
>>586672241nop
>>586672241I don't
>>586672395dropped
>>586672093true
>>586672395how am I supposed to goon with hag Tosho?
>>586672395fixed
>>586672241my jp account has more plats than her entire club combined
>>586672395I love Sweepy now
Some of these guys are doing more in a day than I do in 2 weeks...
It's pretend to like Rickey hours again I see
paizuri one
>>586672641have you tried not flatlining?
Yeah my account? Super cool, really awesome. I can't introduce you though, it's on another server.
>>586672641they are botting
>>586672641>slaves
>>586672241My win rate this CM has been the worst it's been all of GL but I'm going to A Finals & that's all that matters
>78% wri thought sprints were random?
Nishino Flower is so fucking erotic my god! I swear every movement she does is calculated to arouse men.
>>586672749
>>586672292
>>586672875only the first one was, this is known
>>586672891
>>586672641>none of them even hit the 600m mark the free agent on the market currently hashow come the highest club has such low earners
>>586672641we love /uma/ club here
>>586672074Saggy mediums!
>>586672641>he does less than 40m monthlyDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KICK KICK KICK KICK
>>586672910heh
I wish the guy posting those gofile vids was gay, he's consistently in here too updating how CM is going
>>586672980Sorry girls, they're hotter.
>>586673152Their danchou is doing less than 40m monthly, he should disband the club
>>586673231buy his onlyfans cheepo
>>586672641WHOO BOTTERS
>have an extra entry ticketFUCK
>>586673380proof next thread?
>>586672074Have you noticed? These threads got terrible when neighas started spamming this whore.
>/uma/bot defense force deployed
You guys really have some shitass normalfag nicknames. Every time I'm matched against a dude with a nick I recognize it's just some random player with the same nick
LEAVE UMACLUB ALONE!!!
>>586673452proofs in the pudding
>>586673028I'm autistic enough to punch in fan runs every hour while at work but I'm not autistic enough to burn carats in my free time all day every day to hit 20M+ a dayplus it's not necessary, the S+ gap and botter territory is too steep to be worth it
>>586673282
If Symboli Rudolf gave you a Valentine's Day gift, would it be kaichocolates?
yoshiyaru
>>586673647John Umamusumebros...
>>586672749>>586673380every single person in that screenshot passes the sniff test. Cope! lolhttps://beta.uma.moe/shame
>>586673669mmm... pudding...
400 million per month really isn't that crazy
>>586673689It's carat positive if you run 20+ times a day, just ask your dancho
What's wrong with botting?
the last 16 runs failed to give me A SINGLE sprint spark having double circle affinitygroup b will bei fucking hate sprint CMs
I want to join /uma/ club, did they even recruit this month? I can do more than the bottom 10 easily.
>>586673964>I can do more than the bottom 10 easily.we don't need you lol, go join exceluma or whatever
>>586673964the bottom-feeders are discord kittens, prime bussy, and a combination of the two.
>>586674051you're not in /uma/ club
>>586673875if you don't play the game yeah, people who spend their time making optimized parents and CM aces don't really have the luxury of spending all their time and carats to fan run
curren is just experiencing a hormonal teenage crush on an adult authority figure. she'll grow out of her obsession with me and settle down with a nice boy her age in the future
>>586673964We did, and we're currently full
>>586674127Just meant that's not bot numbers
>>586674153>hormonal teenage crushPretty sure her crush goes further than that, loli Curren imprinted hard on onii-chan
>>586673964you'd have to catch them on month end, they were just recruiting but filled.
>>586673949how many sprint pinks
>neighbor is listening to the SNK suite againI swear this weeb retard only listens to this shit I want to mag dump my 5.56 on him so bad
>>586673964max priority is given to NTR'ing our A clubs you know this
>>586673760GET THE FUCK AWAY
reminder: curren chan views you as a brotherly figure and has no romantic feelings towards (You). she's canonically a virgin and will run off to uma university to find herself.
>>586674312scarlet... easy on the carrots
I could have joined /uma/club this month but turned them down
Will you make A finals today?
>>586674536>curren chan views you as a brotherly figureLewd...
>>586673021she's so flat, why is she even wearing a bra?
We need a second S club, no not that one
>>586674590They kicked two innocent dacchis that did nothing wrong this month so you're better off
>>586674617the innocence in the chibi is lost, replaced by cock lust and devious schemes
any A rank clubs still recruiting? i can push 50-60m monthly
>>586674751Weren't they the randoms they recruited last month?
Rickey is legit in love with (Me) and I don't know what to do about it.
>>586674751I thought they only kicked discord mercenaries
>>586674697just designate one of the current A+ clubs as a new S-club and have the carries from the other A+ clubs come over. it's quite shrimple.
>>586664337>Americans went out to vote blue no matter who>Tencent / Level Infinite has a massive hack people need to reinstall their PC
>>586674697Where are you going to find 30 more anons to consistently do at least 200M fans a month?
>>586674830>>586674847Yeah, and they did nothing wrong besides not being from here
>/merc/club
>>586674805holy shit someone recruit this poor dia chad already
>>586674842
>>586674842You bastard
>>586674865poach from all the other clubs and send them to B+
gay and bored
>>586674590if I ever end up leaving my club I'd rather go to some random s+ club personally
>>586675015Masturbate
>>586675015>gaycant help you with that>boredummm.... how was your day bro
>>586675015leave your club
I wish there an Umadol with big tits I could squeeze. I would probably go to any random fishing port just to squeeze big Umadol tits.
>>586674805i have someone who hasnt even done a run yet this month, if youre off cooldown ill kick them and invite you
>>586674452Do it? Free country
>>586675015retard
>>586674857It should be Mambo
>>586675015Which club are you in anyway?
>the worst of my 3 aces in round 1 suddenly carried me in round 2
>>586674909Very weird spin after a month of crying /***/club should be delisted for letting randoms fill in empty spotsCurrens really desperate to fish for more drama
Trying to not stare at Dia-chan but failing miserably and going dokidoki within umamimishot
>>586675015gay means to be happy, so that can't be
>>586675282position based unique
>wins>shows off her boobsi need have sex with her NOW
>>586673819YAMEROOOOOO FALCO IS NOT FAT
>>586673152how much is considered flatlining nowadays anyway
>>586675318If you had more than two braincells the moral of the story is they should have never been let in in the first place if you were just going to have them act as fan cattle and then kill them off
>>586674617succubus?
>>586675282that particular uma thrives in competitionit's like if machan is too strong she doesn't get spooked late race and delays her ult
>>586675108yea im off cooldown ive been homeless for a day
>>586675426>we suddenly care about literal randomsholy fuck you guys are terrible at this
>>586675367SLUT
>>586675412anything less than 2m daily feels like you're not even playing tbqh.
>>586675513sent
>>586675521Oh you're just pretending to be retarded I get it nowDisgusting ass club
>>586675062don't wanna>>586675093was oki>>586675094why>>586675234*******
>>586675412I'd say not doing any runs is flatlining.
>>5866756032m daily is a good benchmark, if you're logging in to request shoes 2x then you just kick off a fan run each time and done
>>586675709I want to pet her
>586675698uh oh melty
>>586675535who the fuck eats an ice cream cone with both hands
>>586675698Love you too bud
>>586675412when you bot, your line is perfectly flat, that makes it flatlining
>>586656336My Sweep is a bumIt may be over
>>586674751>pump and dumped
Alright bros, all that time spent looping so that I can have this as my starting point. Wish me luck.
>>586675850I have really small hands...
i ended up in /uma/ club basically by accident and its not even been difficult desu, just queue up an auto every hour, whats so hard about that
There's a fusu in mah boot
>>586675615????
All this Nikke hacking drama makes me want to reinstall to get the new scarlet
>>586676014
im already in b+
made eight quarts of burger goulash and I am going in, need to mollify myself after going 2/2/0/0
>>586675412depends on the rankA+ needs at least 3mil a dayA needs at least 2if they do half of that or less they need to get kicked back to B asap
>>586675934based
>>586675934you're going to be bashing your head against the wall for quite some time anon....
>>586676063
howawawawawawa
>>586675934you could not pay me mutate like thatganbate bwo
>>586676086can i see the burger goulash
just hit 7000 on my borrow. looping pays off
>>586675339>>586675478the ace in question is an og curren, she would always fall behind for no reason in midrace in round 1funnily enough i'm also bringing a front machan who did the inverse, carried in round 1 then barely won in round 2
>>586675850women and gay bottoms
>>586675934>all that grinding to produce a unit with virtually zero win probabilityoshi gaming everyone. good luck, newcutie.
your election night face
>>586675934I mutated Tamamo for the sprint and the dirt medium, but I don't think I can do it for a dirt mile. Good luck!
>>586676443Should work in open
>>586675934>C dirt AND miledamn bro...
>>586675934Good luck
>>586675934Ah yes, the "Haru Urara runs the Arima Kinen" approach. Good luck!
>>586676075/uma/club sent us to hell
>>586674452>weeb retard>posting in the UMAMUSUME general & saying this...
>>586672641Who is your favorite /Uma/ club member
Tomakomai or Feng Shui?
>>586676717Me
>>586676448
>>5866762942lbs of pasta was more than 2 quarts of sauce could handle, but other than that it's pretty good.
>>586676443he won in open arima vs kita and vbobo, once this nigga has cards its over for anyone in his way
>>586676651kill cute CUTE myhero cute?
>>586676725tarumilk
>>586676771I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>586676717Ulle
>>586676368post it
>>586676725Tarumae is the sexiest thing I've ever seen
>>586676043this is ai generated a horse can't be that orange
>>586676717Ive been using one of their borrows for months, so them
>>586676725
>>586676717[REDACTED] & [REDACTED]I've also seen [REDACTED]'s Umas quite a bit & they're really strong
>>586676771teiobwo, how long is this bulk cook going to last you? four days? five? o-one?
>>586676965reddit humor
>>586676725COPA COPA
>>586676913there's onions in the goulash. I hate vegetables, I'd rather eat organ meats to get vitamins and minerals.>>586676984one bowl is about a pint, which is a full meal and part of another. So this'll last me about a week.
Man I can not wait for the anniversary tickets.
BIG boy titties
>>586676921
>>586676771That honestly doesn't look very appealing...
>>586676771very nice! pasta isnt good to eat the day after, so be sure to eat everything in one go!
>>586677096whats 4chan humor
>>586677218
>>586677284
>>586677284frog
>>586677284cuckposting
>>586677284sneedu and feedu all the eggs gwo haha and a updoot to you
>>586677284that gif from the other day, pig-water-funny.gif or whatever it was called
>>586677360She did that deliberately the slut
I'm getting more of a seared bite fligu gigu
>>586677284roundco
>>586677284hahaha guys i said nigger isn't this funny haha i also hate women too haha also trans people
Can someone explain what just happened? I only saw 1 Dirt spark activate and it shot me from C to A. Is this what they call legacy spark? My Oguri parent had 3* if that matters. Or was it because there's two of the exact same parent so it just procces both but I can't see it? Whatever it is, this is giving me hope.
>Want to make a Kitasan White medium TT uma to replace one of 2 lates>remember this means I cannot use Kita SSR>try anyways>SS+Dura and El aren't until mid 2027... fuck
>>586675935heyy
>>586677541>trans>>>>>>>"""""""""""people""""""""""""
>>586677548Sometimes you get double inspos from 1 sparkRare but it happensMore likely with 3*, but can happen with any rarity
>>586677541gwo this is normalfag humor now. also Indian hate is mainstream too
>>586677548above 100% chance can happen but it's VERY rare and 3* only
>>586677541i would never call them people
>>586675934>double mutation gambaI kneel, oshiGOD
>>586677675>>586677738LEAVE UMAMA ALONE!!!
>>586676717**
>>586677372I can't believe rich fucks use blenders to harvest adrenochrome from babies.
>>586677850It's a loosh farm all the way up
>>586677548shiraoki sama took an interest in your oshi quest
be nice please
>>586677541Is that humor? I'm the only one not pretending here?
>>586677284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havhaDYh0Sc
>>586678042Im only nice to people with big fat fan counts
The V sisters are the cutest
>>586678027HOLY SEVEN
Really
>>586678042
>>586677627I don't get it at all, must be too old
I'm starting to think she likes her trainer
what are the inherits for next cm
>>586678149oh shid i didnt even notice lmao, the numbers have spoken
>>586678176AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>586678224How about we Netflix and chill?
For no reason at all, post a blue uma
>>586678131i need the V sisters' pussy juice having a family reunion on my dick
>>586677241to be fair I sometimes do a similar kinda mince tomato cheese pasta in a bulk if I know we won't have time to cook and while it absolutely looks like pig slop it tastes fuckin awesome
>>586678176hi mommy
>>586676865vote cyan no matter whyan
>>586678224her valentines event is adorable highly recommend actually reading it if you own the character
7 and I remake my Machan for this cmAny other number I parentfarm for next cm
>>586678131so that is what the V stands for... crazy
>>586677417How the hell do you cuckpost umas?
>>586678258
>>586678375
>>586678258leftwet conditionsnowytokyostandard
My least favorite characters are Air Groove, Teio, and Tachyon. Based on this who should be my Uma wife?
>>586678410You are lewd
>>586678516>no cheer haloi made a grave mistake...
>>586678516@bourbok, translate the moon runes
>>586678570teio
>>586678570The reporter, because clearly you don't even like umas
>>586678042make me
>>586678647
>>586678375Blues are CUTE
>>586678740i need to rape her boobs
>>586678712I don't like the reporter either.
>>586678783ok bet playa
>>586678542daitablue helios>>586678632blueper creek>>586678702air blueve
>>586678857
>>586678792thanks bourbok
>>586678856@umagrok is that real
Are you running debuffers next CM?
>>586678783doto attack....
>Golshi kindergarten gag manga is getting an animeCingray died for this
>>586679035only if my ace is good enough debuffers cant carry a poopy uma
>>586678954T-That's a boy
>>586678954kys, miracle
>>586679189Kentucky Sried Miracle
>>586679035there's only one uma consistent enough to double debuff for.
>>586679035if my taiki doesnt get Ms Victoria(either by me jobbing finals or one of my other umas winning) im going to do taiki double deboof to try and get it next cm.
>>586679120PROOFS!?
>>586679120star blossom sisters we got beaten by toddlers.....
Marche_Lorraine_Paizuri.jpeg
>>586678287What's a "netflix"?>>586678449>both of them were thinking about how natural it is for them to be together>Acute wishing to stay with her trainerThis is so good
Can I have a (You) I'm too tired to post bait
>>586679035I never run debuffers, it's dishonest
>>586678792>call for keratin>let's anabolic>preemption, insertion*laughing doto.gif*
>>586679353derb
>>586679321Not official, but posted by a notorious leakerhttps://x.com/SugoiLITE/status/2117657016093294824
>>586679353go to bed bwo
>>5866790352 aces 1 deboofer is the optimal way to play, late on 1 ace 1 buffer 1 deboofer becomes the meta
>>586679120at least jordan is in this anime
>>586679348>9 years togetherjust get married already
>>586679353zwo...
>>586679120Can't wait for the porn
>>586678449btw I do have her and I loved her reaction, truly a cute indeed
>>586679558teiobro...
>>586679120gorushi is the real face of the franchise
>>586679558Tamabro...
>>586679431>>586679481>>586679553Thanks here's one back
>>586679558mayabwo...
>>586679553derb
>>586679558babyposter....
>>586679726only tertiaries like gold ship
>>586679459gold chads we won....
>>586679558c-team GOD
>>586679726>face of the franchise is the de facto lamest character>golshi is the real face behind the other fake faces>golshi becomes the protagWho gonna take her place as real face?
Every 7 years or less, the Sorting Hat screams "Hagrid's Cabin!" over an 11yo boi's head, sending him to be the giant's sexual slave for all of his school years.If the boy dies before 7 years pass by, they select another newcomer in the next cerimony.Hagrid couldn't believe the Sorting Hat sent Harry Potter to Gryffindor. Granted, he already had another slave at the time. But to think he wouldn't have the "boy who lived", who he wanted since seeing him as a baby and was already nurturing before school with cakes, pets and everything? Unnacceptable. It was a loss bigger than Cedric Diggory!He talked to Dumbledore, to no avail - the agreement was one boy at a time, more than that would be too costly to keep the scheme going. Hagrid almost killed his actual slave boi that night through sheer hatefucking alone.Harry and Ron went into his cabin and could notice the musky smell, still lingering heavily in the air. The slave, turned into "Hagrid's dog" like many others before him, was tired from Hagrid's brutal relieving sessions.- Lazy dog! - Rubeus said.This slave was killed after leaving Harry Potter and the hot Draco Malfoy to die in the forest. He was replaced next year, in the cerimony Harry and Ron missed while flying Mr. Weasley's car.
loves_only_you_irrumatio_on_stream.MKV
>>586678042You are the least nice person I know
>>586664029do they have Bono in there?
>>586680075>>586680075>>586680075
>>586679904Hishi Amazon
>>586679959bwo this isn't v
