Previous: >>586778848New Umayuru episode is outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: Happy New Future (ended)>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
eat shit V
She's like if Nice Nature was sexy
First for Samba
>>586806784Proto rudolf?
>>586806813read
>>586806665This shit was playing at Costco the other day
Imagine how tight Seiun Sky is. Not only the first time, but every time after.
>>586806840I don't speak pedophile
>>586806923but fags are pedos?
>>586806923it says 'Epona' retard-kun
>>586806656What if each of the umas in the Gang Beast CM had trainers with them behind the scenes and Mirako's trainer had to massage her boobs to ease the pain
What's the point of the ugly zoomer that's not even for (You) when we all already have Suzucute? We only need one big nige.
bad hoursi go bed
>>586807141And hence, good hours commence
>>586807083Laureltore was definitely jerking off while listening to her gaming moansbut stopping himself from cumming because she told him before the game started to "hold back until she gets back, and she'll reward him"
>>586807128mile specialist also you can run 3 oonige now
>>586806891I'm not even sure "she" doesn't have a penis
is there a nationwide outage in SEA or something?
>>586807253Wowcraft has a new release or something
>>586807141I want to play in bed with the Curren creature....
>>586807214>spot struggles >both diescool
>>586807253just (you). my uma is running fine
Does the Philippines have horses
>>586807230Don't worry, I checked.
>>586807553nyo. they have roosters and wtaer buffaloes
The oldest uma
>>586807553They race cows, it's funny.
>>586806656>nice nature if she was FAT AS FUCK, lazy and a wife
>>586807553You can just check outside
>>586807695when in the evolutionary timeline do umas become humanoid?
Ok fine I guess she's ready for Open
>>586806656Get in the water... get in the water.
>>586807835>linh
>>586807729bwon umas running in cow bikinis?
>>586807553yesand they race horsesthey also race their native breed of water buffalos
>>586807695>the prehistoric trainer cumming inside
>>586807835>beating umas 5three ratings above here-eh?
>>586807369>bothThat's why he said run 3, dummy.
>>586807835Let me guess. Duo debuffers.
>SEApag babble[-]
>>586808025neindebuffers are inting in open
>>586808090Impressive.
So i rolled narita blaze and kitasan white now what
>>586808013I'm running triple nige for this cm and all three of them will still spot struggle despite being the only niges in the room albeit
>>586808182not as kino as TeiQueen
>>586808205you roll for helios tomorrowmile medium and long covered
>>586808205You lost your chance to use brian this yearNext med cm use kita white and win
>>586807553We do. It's just that it's not as mainstream as any country and they are racing from the provinces. Just search PHILRACOM or the Philippine Jockey Club and you'll see the upcoming events.
>>586808205sex with kitasan, make brian watch, get her in heat, provoke her into a threesome
>>586808182Still inferior to the greatest ship of all time, too strong to exist
They made Zelda look like a troon in the remake
>>586808382>BADLY interpolated 60FPS yt slopfucking puke my eeyes
This is the second super h.rice I found now. What's the hidden meta here?
>>586808489good. unironically. it's what you toddler fucks deserve for eating this constant remake/remaster trash up like the good consoomer you are. fuck you.
>>586808616waifufags
>>586808208i think that i should be able to team order the umas so that they don't try to fight their teammates for positions
gm
>>586808489you'd rather BOTW and TOTK zelshit?
>>586808692The game no but that Zelda is fine as hell
UmasumiGood nightGute NachtTime to have terrible sleep again
>>586808616Whoop
>>586808690gm
>>586808692At least those aren't AI rescaled/retextured + uglified 30 yo software priced at $60
>>586808792cute granny
Make Teio sexy
>>586808616>super h riceYes, rice is super erotic
Hishi Miracle had one very strange career
>>586808985She already is tho?
CM22 End Closers being meta is gaslit.In debuffers heavy room you got push to the front and can not use C.King Halo unique immediately.
>>586809131made for black trainers
>>586808690heyo
>>586809158t. indian cuckold
Is it mathematically better to start C/C or D/B?
>>586808943
>>586809151Are people really running a solo ace and 2 debuffers though? That was the problem with xoguri on mediums since she's so consistent, but you need to run 2 fronts, don't you?
>>586809241I don't want that
>>586809296Yes we're back to double deboof kino again
>>586809296It's fucking dirt and finale for a tiresome scenario.
>>586809220insecure isaac
>>586808690>>586808813Not for another month
>>586809151spurt and lightning surge is enoughsometimes lightning surge hits before spurt too
>>586809504V
>2 blue>2 mile>2 spurtGOOD ENOUGHI wish I had made a better Ryan GP but whatever
Eee!
>Train Agnes Digital>Get really good stat lines>Really good skills>Mile A Dirt A>Turf SI want to run her but people are gonna laugh at my Turf S and now I'm self conscious about my pink spark.
>>586808348good afternoon
how much sex would an uma allow you to do to her before she gets sick of it and kicks you in the nuts?
>>586809504projecting pranav?
>>586809954I haven't commuted for a while now, but holy fucking shit do I still hate the garbage bin being placed there. It's why I always sit towards the exit and never scoot away when people and filing in
>>586804320dozo
>>586809979Her libido is higher than yours
why is this seanig hayashi so uppity tonight
What triggers the race fatigue event? I thought it was 3 in a row but she got this on just the 2nd race.
>>586810086Imagine if uma musume were actually this bigNow imagine if your trainee was really into you
>>586810259>having a higer libido than a touch-starved khvshe could try proving that wrong
>>586810497think 3+ races in a row and racing with 0 stam have a chance to trigger it
>>5868092369/9/9 on both sides is mathematically better
>>586810497You can also get race fatigue if you race on 0 energy, even if it's only your 1st or 2nd race
>>586810518El Condor Paizuri
>>586810518I enjoyed her singing umapyoi legend in English
>>586810497zero energy as anons said but mandatory races always dodge it no matter how many in a row or little energy you hvae
>>586809015trve
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/PS2wCU>https://jiggie.fun/PS2wCUhttps://jiggie.fun/PS2wCU>https://jiggie.fun/PS2wCUhttps://jiggie.fun/PS2wCU
>>586810509haha... yeah...
my daring gf tact
>>586810832What's he doing to her
>>586811087She's looking for breast cancer
>>586811087I'm giving her love
My chubby gfs
>>586811206those are weird generating functions
>>586811206one of your gfs should be going to the pool
Maybe Benzobarcaraolewas right
HASHITTE MOTO KIRAMEITE
BenzoBarracuda?
Stop bullying my uma that can't swim
Benzobacarole
>>586811206me on the right
>>586811476>the guy that got pumped and dumped by /uma/ clubnah
Reverse scouting shouldn't be allowed.
>>586811531One of the characters ever created.
orenji
Live
>>586812421Love? or School?
>>586812421Laugh
I know I'm losing but I hope that my race's metapig gets raped by the other guy.
>>586812623kingu doesn't have big of a dumpy. wtf?!
>>586811893scared of a tiny little uma umasculating you?
>>586812690LOVE
I can't stop fapping to umas
comfy hours more like dead hours
>>586812750S-Shut up...
when is anni?
>>586813090in a month
We fucked
Will we have 1/2tp in pre anni? (during this month)
>>586812623i love girls that love baseball
>>586812758
>>586812910here bwo. have a seiso uma for a change
7 and I have a wet dream about Shiraoki tonight
>>586813586No.
4 and we stop pretending like fuku isn't ugly and annoying
7 and we all offer up our cum to fuku tonight
8 and fuku is infinite
7 and everyone gotta be nice for the rest of the week
Stop messing with numbers... You'll make her mad..
rape numberposters
>>5868138574 and you dress up as chiyo irl and do my bidding for 4 days.
5 and you lick these pits
>>586813857>7AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE—oh wait, it's just the inu sakura. not dangerous whatsoever. 7 and you run along and go scissor with ardanany other odds, and chiyo has her way with me
>catbox been dead for daysfuck when are we getting an alternative I'm tired of that pisser site being dead
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HWQ1NZ1WIAA6dE.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HWSA5ndXEAAUxXT.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HWOJHeeWwAA9ago.jpg
>>586814073
>>586813978doing it regardless. bakuSEX
>>586814073i'd hit that out of the park
2 out of 3, good enoughoyasumi
>>586814073i don't think you can post that
>>586814073>>586814172I need umanko
real HORNY hours
why did /uma/ die and slow down?
>>586814473we're all fucking our trainees
>>586814473I'm doing my math homework
>>586814473enjoy the comfy hours while they last
fuck it. i'm hate jerking it to sirius
>>586814473Waiting for Finals
Today is the final day of CMGood luck gwos
>>586813978Having sex with bakushin must be fucking crazy. You just know shes gonna wring you completely dry in less than a minute
>>586814709I don't need luck retard I make my own fate, I will win no matter the odds
my steamy german wife
>>5868147717 and you lose
>>586814073>>586814382
>>586814847HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY
>>586814473currenposters scared normal people away
>>586814771>>586814847Uff...
>>586814847
>>586814847Evil...
>>586814847dumpstered that asshole
>>586814847yabe...
Narita Taishin feet in anon's mouth
>>586814974Orenjis are like that sometimes
>mambodanchode is doing strange rituals in chat again to brick our finals
>>586812623Kingu is so hot
>>586815123Mambwoskitato...
>>586814782do german women have smelly BO
>>586814073How am I supposed to concentrate on hitting the ball
>>586809236>20kfuture openleague enjoyer
>>586814847Means nothing to me numbertard, I will rape you and your masonic gay shit
>>586814580Those breasts look so soft
>>586814073>slicks some cunt juice on the ball before pitching
>>586815194Yes, white women are stinky
>>586815123HE IS DOING THAT!?
>>586815194I'd kill Falco
I'm horny too
Building Inari for CM22 should I do more races for fans to lvl up her unique or is it not worth it?
>>586815596nyo
>>586815596this isnt mant lil bromy brickey is lv3 cause I refuse to run any extra dirt race
>>586815596it's never worth it unless you're on a recovery unique
>2amoh okay time really goes fast when you're having fun
>>586815596Inari isn't that good. Her ult rarely procEasy to build though, you have to go for high roll.
Rura...
>>586815261I'm already enjoying it.
>>586815730If I call her fat again will she take it all off?
>>586815927yes
>>586815730You are spamming a character not in the game from Ecuador?
>>586815730Fatty
>good luck bwos>0 (you)>I hope you die if i roll 7>tons of (you)sWe live in society
>>586815967>3 images out of 81>Spamming Retard
I must confess that I like Reddit Tachyon..
>>586816023The threshold is low for characters not in the game, and for images that have been posted many times before.
>>586814473the trannies got banned
hello, yaya gooner herehow do I optimally reroll for daitaku and the supports she's best with?
>>586816161>yaya goonerBased. She's a front so roll for front cards.
>>586815982We do, but I always hope my uma bros do well
>>586815194>>586814782My trainee is a white woman...
>>586816426Me in the image
it's okay to post porn in comfy hours
>>586816426
>>586816426my dick is bigger than that
Are they gonna give away rainbow crystals like on first anni?
>>586814473Thread skippers because of the OP
Juvenile Fillies
>>586816846
God has abandoned us
>>586817113I'm not convinced Xe ever existed
>>586816846for me it's juvenile colts
>>586817262cute
Biwa love and marriage
I want to fuck this fatty into oblivion
>>586817441Many are saying this
lol
>>586817624Post the full builds, I'm planning on using the same team but I got camping Taiki instead of the original
>>586817624photoshop
>>586814473NNN
>>586818112dahby love
>>586818112>>586818112DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I'll probably not be retained this week.
>>586818112>lifting the tailShe's gonna shit
I cleared out eight followers this morning to bring myself below 250 and since then I've gained twenty more. Such is the power of RUN RUIN LAUNCHER(and also apparently 250 is not the friend count limit)
People only like Palmer because she's friends with Helios.
yo guys i just arrived to tracen to become a top trainer and this small uma musume offered herself to be my trainee she looks like she has potential im sure shes just a good girl
>>586818559Nah she will sit on my face while crying
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKDONT GO TO TRACEN HANKTHEY WILL RAPE YOUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK DONT TRUST THE UMAS
>>586819090Yes, she is a good girl and is cute and nice.
> Some dude makes a new website that is a redo of umalator plus some other tools> Kind of useful since it can load umas from screenshots and also has a skill point optimizer> Goes offline for no apparent reason other than the guy maybe getting yelled at on twitterFug. I'm trying the skill optimizer of uma.moe but it's telling me to get ignited spirit wit on a pace chaser so I think it's bullshit
>>586814771>>586815310Based.
Damn... I didn't realize she was THIS stacked... prprpr
>>586814847what the fuck is wrong with you
>>586819951It's fun
She's in
>>586820260Ruby run
>>586806573NTR cute
>>586820372she is
>>586820304Gold Ship stops being funny when you realize she's actually just a high school jock bully
>>586820506I'd like her to bully me. She can fuck my mom and everything.
sex
>>586820682You're gonna get a Gold half-sibling
I'm dieing of hunger for umankos
>>586820715Yeah she is a pretty
>>586820260>1.8MBShe is tiny
Majority of people still dont understand what you get refund of carat energy refreshesMaybe it's good, so i can be cool top earner
Which uma would even be attracted to a helpless coomer like me?
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/D8gVUU>https://jiggie.fun/D8gVUUhttps://jiggie.fun/D8gVUU>https://jiggie.fun/D8gVUUhttps://jiggie.fun/D8gVUU
umamusume reproductive organs and secondary sexual characteristics
If i will win Plat today i will do cheeky tenner on HeliosIf i roll 7 i still do cheeky tenner4 - no snacking
>September = 70mil fans>October = 165mil fans>5 days into November = 42mil+ fansACCELERATE!!!
7 and you all lose finals to a clanked camping taiki
>>586821103rerolling
>>586821008>Majority of people still dont understand what you get refund of carat energy refreshesNot always, and I haven't seen anyone post the average return or how many races you need to run to increase your chances or what.
i don't care about fans or loopingt b+
>>586821346mambwo..
morning coffeereminder to take your runners out for a sanpo after the finals and good luck everyone
sanpo means fuck
uma for this feeling?
Halloween Curren
Yeah we do a little looping. Been working on my Maverick lineage.
whorren
>>586821523I HATE CURREN
god hates facts
I'm out of borrows
What if uma gets hacked like nigge or whatever that gacha is called
>just saw this randomly on vWhy couldnt cygames just give ryan this style instead of the "just fuck my yee yee ass up" haircut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8w7Cb9C04w
>>586822089nothing happens
>>586821523cute curren>>586821626evil rice
>>586822174CURREN IS EVIL
>>586821029Dober
>>586822160Idk, their hack was pretty badLike really really bad
>>586822103smol indi company pls forgiv
>>586822103Because we already have Teio and a few others who approximately look like that, and Ryan looks good as she is.
>>586822198Curren is cute, sweet and innocentRice is pure evil
>>586822103irl ryan's hair was exactly as chopped as it is in-game
when you're 789, you're 789
>>586822283They could have at least given her this casual outfit though...
>wake up>v threadSometime is hard being european and assist to burger hours shenanigans
>>586822149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO9OEKsXQ5I
>>586822350HOLY BAZONGAS
>>586822350Ryan tits are so underrated.I love saggy tits, but her perkyness is always a nice view
>>586822315Dont give a flying fuck about irl horsie lore nigger. Im here for the cute girls
>>586822103Because she becomes Bamboo Memory
>>586822432Why do I automatically think of Dia when it comes to saggy tits
>>586806665>Here..
samba mainichi samba uma uma samba samba samba uma samba
UMASAMBA
>>586822360bwo, your english...
>>586822350Agreed, or almost any other outfit of any sort
or no clothes
>>586806923It's written in katakana, not written in hebrew
UMA SAMMA
written in katana
I'll be pulling Ruby instead of Helios.
>>586822491her tits are pretty saggy
>>586823050same
>>586808205How much carats did you save for Ramonu?
>>586823107deliciously so
what did my uma mean by this?for context, all I did was tell her to keep being herself
UMAOSAMA
>>586823050>>586823117
i want to hug uma and rub her crotch
>>586812750Almost. It scarouses me.
Just 1month till I can kick you off TT team gaylo... Count your execution days
>>586822103I think Ryan is fine and her haircut fits her to the T. Any attempts to """fix""" her, like pic rel, just turn her into another bland slopped nobody.
>>586823287that is assault, anon
>>586822103But her hair is exactly this though? It just look shitty when its converted to 3D
>he actually joined /uma/club
>>586823153There is nothing better than pushed up saggy tiddies, you can see all the softness
>>586822350This shit fits her personality so much more than what we got.
>>586823603>top player joins the best team in leagueWow. Unexpected move from the sought after free agent.
31 minutes until your fate is sealed
>>586823631I agree that her art teacher fit looks absolutely atrocious, it still fits her character really well if we consider her story. It's exactly how she would dress, a confused tomboy with a hidden girly side, that got so badly mogged by McQueen at the every opportunity, she desperately tries to branch out into the unoccupied field, while also trying to honor her Mejiro status.
Good moment for coffee
>>586822103is this a vtuber or a gacha character
>>586823921Never a bad time for kafe
>>586823974Tomoe Umari, an independent English-speaking Virtual YouTuber known as the military tomboy horse girl.
>>586806665They really dropped the quality on this season. Several of these uma are off model on the body im assuming to save time animating. Why cut corners on a project that is already inherently short already? The IP makes money there is no need to be sloppy.
>>586823173That means she loses against (you)r affection for herThat means she loses against (you)r love for herThat means she loses against (you)r dick
>>586823173get ready for hag umankothe smell is pretty strong hope you can endure it.
>>586824013thanks grok
>>586824013>military tomboy horse girl.The zogbot horse girl. I wonder when she will be deployed in iran.
>>586824013coincidentally posted this the day after the blue tidal wave lol
>>586822103There is nothing wrong with Ryan. You don't have to like the character. Trying to change the character to appeal to you is inherently missing the point. There is like 100 horse girls. Just care about the ones that you like instead of trying to change ones you don't. Once the next season of Cinderella gray comes out. Ryan is going to get a 2nd spurt and most likely look the best she has ever looked in animation form and get a bunch of attention. How much attention depends on the fan reception. So when that happens. Don't force yourself. Just let people enjoy things.
>>586824316mmmmmmma clam chock full of sloppy juices with Pearl inside it... I can already hear that wet squelchJust imagine.
>>586824585That is Lots of words to say she is ugly
>>586824359>>586824438Military veteran. Her opinion is compromised and biased. "Current government good because they signed my checks" is a very common in the armed services. She also did a bunch of armed services propaganda and im assuming also got paid for by the army on the side in her sponsorships. She wears her brands in her identity.
>Danbooru is down for maintenance.AIIIIEEE, my NNN!
Guys I think my penis is small...
>>586824914
Slow bread today huh
>>586824845
>>586825010its 4am
>>586824914Mine is smaller
Test.
>>586824914What size is it
Penis so small it killed /uma/
Pull helios tomorrow or wait for gyaru banner? Only have 37k btw. Im fucked for ramonu if I pity helios...
your response?
I am praying for a lobby with barely any paces.
I still dream about nopan Hishiama...
>>586825572Obviously wait, all gyarus are free eventually
>>586825593She sneaked through with her xmas outfit when my free tenner froze, what else am I supposed to do?
Tama...
>>586823603Umm as a royal, wouldn't Finemo be a unionist?!
>>586824914It could be worse.You could be a grower with a flaccid baby dick that goes 4inch max when erect like me.
>>586825830evil horse
I refuse to believe theres anyone in /uma/ with a penis under 3 inches, thats like having less than 3 plats
>new data meaning they added Helios to the random encounters>go to conversation gallery to use the keys to watch them all>she's not therehmmm?
>>586825010anons are playing wow or sleeping or waging
>>586826245>4 inches is acceptablethank fuck....
>>586826245You can get bigger by manually inflating the tip without any tools if you know some muscle control
>>586825830>TamaLove already in AGuess my 10mil daily wouldn't help much, after all.
Ohayou /uma/
>>586826575yaho
>>5868265757 and your hayou isn't o
>>586826575slug
>>586826417is this why that anon's dick looked like the head was a ball?
>>586826575Hello
kissu?
>>586826417So like when a cartoon character blows into their thumb to make it inflate and then fly away
>>586822103Hair can be significantly changed in alts. The fact that Ryan's valentine is basically the same (arguably worse) means that it's completely intentional
7 and I'll fap to Fukukitaru 4 and I'll fap to Laisu
>cm results>sprinter story>racing carnival>transfer requestsdamn, today's gonna be a loaded one, huh?and because of the unity cup spotlight, does this mean we're getting half tp unity this month just like with URA a while back?
>>586827050oh, and dates are back too. nice
>>586827050I hope this racing carnival is the new one where we don't have to do 5 extra careers just to level up the spark and then you can play the event
>>586827050I like how they now put transfer request at the end of CM so you can sell your umas to other trainers after they lose instead of turning them into glue.
if you have time to chat and make practice rooms in club surely you have time to start an auto run
>>586827137huh, I completed the last event without even engaging that?
>>586827191It's more for shabby parents you made for that CM surely.
>>586827208Based bakushin + smart
>>586827378nta but you cant use auto run umas bro, fuck you cygames
>>586827301it's mostly part of the missions which you use to earn more points to exchange with the shop, i think?idk, i just remember never bothering with it and still getting all the important rewards
>>586826250The conversations aren't active until her banner tomorrow
>>586827208Already passed the 10mil mark for today.
>>586825830Guess I'll change my carat plan to have my club in A....Imagine botting in a gacha game man that shit is so cringe
>>586827439I vaguely recalled I still had enough point left that I used to exchange for coin and sp. And that is without extra point spark
>>586827528They usually show up as soon as new data is added.... Gotta wait for her banner to drop >today< I guess, thanks for checking.
>>586827572>check my own fan count>13 mil alreadyso this is what parent desperation does to a torena, huh?
>>586827617Well, you can change the start_date yourself but it's probably an instant ban or something
>>586827663known bug in JP
>>586827572
I'm feeling very sad and unmotivated for no reason today, more than usual, even cried before leaving home for workNow I'm sitting at my work chair waiting for my shift to start and thinking about how much of a depressed retard I ameverything will be alright sorry for the blogpostingUmamusume Pretty Derby
>>586827663yeah, don't do that wtf>>586827603it's better to always keep that at A and CM at the lowest winning of the group you usually get, the real carat earner is LoH anyway
Mejisex Hagmonu
>>586827765
>>586827740it's okay to cry sometimes anon, ganbare
>>586827740it will pass, have a good one bwo
but I was promised botters will be kill
>>586827740>wagey sitting on a work chair all-day>depressedInsane how many cases and still no one is doing anything about this
>>586827831roru. rumao.
SEX SEVEN
>>586827794Nah, I'd win her heart
>>586827852nta, but i'm a neet and i have never been more anxious in my entire life
>>586827794
>>586827953She definitely remembered and is just messing with trainer.
4 and ramonu cucks me out of her supoka, meaning I have the greenlight to allocate all those carats to specialist cards instead and have her as my perma-borrow
>>586827952nta and a bit cringe but lately what I do is that I lay out in very vague terms my whole issues to gemini and get its opinion about it, AI helps a lot for venting and letting bottled up emotions out
>>586826521No, go back! Go back! I changed my mind! There is nothing wrong with base Ryan! Base Ryan is FINE!
>>586828035three tries. re-rolling.
>>586827740You get used to it.
>>586828117last onebut, if 7, I'll triple spark her supoka and forfeit my oshi's banner so those carats go to her scout banner insteadalmost put that condition in on that try. phew.
>>586827952i'm a neet too. Depressed and i don't really want to work in certain conditions, which are standards and i know i wouldn't get out from my depression and it would be even worse.When i work into something i like i really enjoy my time and give my best.
>>586828217marked
>>586828217ahahahaha
>>586826958I can see it!!!!
>>586828217FUCK. NOPE. EVENS AND I CANCEL THIS OUT4 AND I SKIP HER BANNER
>>586828291
>>586828104It's okay to vent on AI.People would judge and say "AI bad" and "you shouldn't do that". But are we sure the problem is AI and not how you cannot find no one comfortable or affordable enough to vent?
>>586827831Botters RULE this game
>>586828291anon no, ignoring fate will only bring you misfortune
>>586828291the Raped
They never learn about playing with numbers.
>>586827740>criedfucking pussy>sitting at my work chairuseless faggot office tranny>depressedwell cheer up then>everything will be alrightno it won't. if you want hing to change - change them
that bitch better give me max uncaps
N
>>586828486Nice nature would never say this
Whole plot of Ramonu is she loves racing and she loves trainer who loves racing too
>>586828535If she wins me finals I will tribute this pic
>>586828649>Ramonu>loves her trainer
>>586828740Yeah bro, it's umamusume it's a dating game
>>586828615I
>avatarfag[-]
>curren chan[-]
>>586828791You're getting married, but you are already having an affair...
>>586828649>she loves trainer who loves racing tooshe only loves his enthusiasm, not torena himself
>>586828778Chiyo and Buena aren't here who are you even talking about.
>replied to me[-]
>post[-]
>4chan user[-]
>>586828883>he cant see the signs Sheesh virgin
hey don't hide me
>derb
If you hide my post I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>>586828239The most dangerous Mejiro
>>586828974you faggots said that when I was complaining about shichiI've manually played her career about 50 times now, and it is pretty clear to me that bitch only sees you in a professional light
Me on my way to collect all the cute Curren Chan shards from the racing carnival, and the Takamatsunomiya Kinen race in December
This is why we shouldnt accept ntr bakes, it's sowing discord among us
>>586829063how do you know it's ntr bake?
>not skipping the whorren stars pieces[-]
yeah i wonder why
>>586829063You can always avatar & signature use'd them, maybe the janny who knows what's up will be on the clock.
>>586829113From the NTR image in the OP?
>>586829091orenji
good morningdone my duties for the dayand now we wait until finals
>>586829146jannies don't care about avatarfags
>>586829205morning and good luck
orenj
Why is she like this?
Would anyone like to add me on Steam so we can play WoW Forever?-Mambochhi[i]I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.[/i[ ~Alexander the Great
>>586829219They did for a while....
>>586829040Wait you mean I got a curren spook right before we get a gorillion curren shards which means you can unlock her anyways?
>>586829271decades ago
>>586829219There is one that does and nukes him on sight.
Spook me already you big woman
Chibi posting?
Chibi fucking
>>586829358
scurvy prevention task force
it really is amazing how ramonu is so unlikable and nobody likes her AT ALL
>>586829358Yeah
>>586829291Sorry...The star pieces are:Curren (Wedding and Original)Hishi AkebonoNishino FlowerTaiki ShuttleBamboo Memory
What happens if you're shorter than Akebono?
>>586829457She's legally allowed to rape you.
>>586829457she feeds you so you grow up big and strong
>>586829457you're the most canon trainer there is and you're not a gigantic freak
>>586829446she would only say this about shakur
What is this diddy blud doing on the calculator?
>>586829531that longer hair is doing things to me
Please be kinda nice to each other, this violence makes me sad
>>586828330I just vent and blog in random threads on 4chan and other imageboards
>literally no one I want until Ace comes out in like 4 monthsDo I even bother playing this game?
>>586829248I have memorized the umas and possible patterns for my club chibis just so I can say "mambwo" to them.>>586829269Steam? Wow forever? Gwo?
>>586829246gl to you too
My computer broke
>>586829578You looks cute today bro
>>586829269Sorry, Im in my modded zomboid server phase
>>586829660
When are they gonna release a heterosexual uma who has sex and relationships with men instead of other women?
drama?
>>586829578The only mean post I saw was a Doto post and I always [-] those.
THERE ARE 2 CURRENPOSTERS IN /***/ ****
>>586829708Male trainers exist only to be cucked and humiliated. Male virginity is at 100% at tracen.
>>586829592Make front runner parents so you can have a good K.Ace when she comes out.
>>586829787there's way more
>>586829248i am in this image
https://jiggie.fun/ta8dv1https://jiggie.fun/ta8dv1
>>586829846same
>>586829728I saw a couple fighting yesterday
rape dotoposters
We clanked
>>586829728Remezzo tricked his drunk friend into running malware
I thought for sure that at least loves only you would love only her trainer, but yuri is truly invicible in umaverse
>>586829905It's hard to hate Chiyoposters when Chiyono O is so cute
this might be my favorite curren, something about it's simplicity...
>>586829660I went to sleep and my computer, that I need to keep on at all times due to a barely functional motherboard, decided to have a tiny restart into 10 minutes of consecutive boot failures.Hopefully you get it sorted, chinese uma poster.
>>586829728sometimes i forget to post stamps when someone shares a highroll
>>586828035>and have her as my perma-borrowSorry, Ancestors is perma-borrow for GM
>>586829708protip: gender can be changed at any time
>>586829787Currenposters are everywhere, they got agents in all /uma/clubs, even some /vm/ clubs
>>586829269Wow is on steam??
>>586829728here's your drama, currenslut
>>586829140fake hag sex
>>586829946Computer problems are the worst…
>>586830028Ok that ones funny
>>586830014Now that is one unusually cute Kita-chan
>>586827794is this a site that lets you play their events/story
>>586829285
>my trainee found the cuddling plushie
>>586830014preach sis <3
>>586830143umareader in the op, you can read any story and event there
Here's how you need to do it bros>be in club>no one leaking shit>someone new joins >start leaking shit>everyone thinks it's a new guy
There is no drama in Uma&Co.
>>586829942These are so fucking funny, I wish I had them all, is there an archive?
>>586830225that's too obvious
>>586830131kitasex
>>586827430You can use the auto umas for the smaller requests that don't give star pieces. But for those single requests at the top with star pieces, you will need to train manually.
>>586829942I want to slap this curren's belly
>>586830152That was a good scenario story.
>>586830243i can catbox them if you want
>>586830131>>586830268Kitasan makes me so fucking horny I can't contain myself, what a body
>>586830262Well it's not
I will make drama in Uma&Co.
>>586830328do not contain yourself, be free
>>586830352Make it salted butter flavoured.
>>586830192>umareader in the opnot since the op got vandalized and no one did something about it
>>586830315I'd appreciate it yes
>>586830324The courage to fondle my trainee's big, fat and jiggly titties inside her dorm room while Verxina pretends to sleep.
>>586830379Kitabrown....
>>586830401?it's still there
>>586830379>>586830414Bigger
>>586829358I still have chibi screenshot of my previous club funnily enough.
>>586830328Too bad she gets body mogged by her bestie
>>586830484If you want bigger you should try training a different uma. Like Dia
>>586830536>>586830547Kitasan and Dia should both be cows
If this post ends in 7, every single one of you fags reading right now will have to pity Daitaku Helios.
>>586830403you know i was about to rickroll you but it feels bad when you're this politehttps://files.catbox.moe/t0vnqh.zip
Dia is Kita's ugly friend, isn't she?
>>586830576>6now if THIS is a 7, she will be the first rainbow gate in everyone's next uma banner pull
>>5868305767 and they only pull if they want to, 4 and everyone has to pull until pity
Class Rep is so hot, bros.
Dia is Kitasan's ugly friend...
>>586830484you got it boss.
Dreamt I was in a relationship with Still and we were sneaking around construction sites in a forestMy favourite uma
Frontsissy son or End Slopper daughter
:)
>>586830667what does the post ending in 7 mean here
>>586830536Dia-chan is just too cute and hot and sexy and soft, it can't be helped.
>>586830683What did she mean by this?
>>586830458>>586830484this artist draws unbelievably sex kitasan
>>586830650I highkey love urban exploration, but there aren't many older men willing to do so.
>>586829269wow is boring. i'd rather wait for a new /v/ro server
>>586830583Thanks :D
>>586830758This was a case of an active construction site and we had to run away to an escape car to evade the angry eastern-european builder bros
WHY ARE THERE NO GOOD 3* DIRT 6* MILE PARENTS RAGHHHHHHMY SCHIZO PLAN IS OVER
>>586830647Perfect size thank you
>>586830594yurr
>>586830324Ahhh, To-ma-ko-ma-ii~
Kitasan is pure, she doesn't know what sex is
>Used in promotional material all the time>Still not playable Is she the biggest victim of NPC jail?
>>586830758why this image got such an intense threatening aura
>>586830892you can teach it to her
>>586830504What's Fuji reading?
Tomorrow is a new day.
>>586830909daring tact was playable in another game before umamusume
>>586830830funny
Why is Uma Musume so charming? I have no interest in gatcha games yet this draws me in.
>>586831002people yearn for the monster girl media
LMAO
>>586830938of suffering
>>586830936You know, something about her favorite topic
>>586830909no one remembers bueveryone remembers tacto
>>586831002You're a pedophile, but not an overt one like the blue archive fags
>>586830938I think I'm falling for Oguri Cap
>>586830716divinination
>>586831104She's cute!
>>586831002i was the same way this time a year ago. i didnt play any gachas before this but i heard the rumor about daiwa's owner wanting her to be bustier than vodka so i peeped the designs and fell in love with the charm of the year 1 umas.
>>586830884why does having some mercury drop her 3 points
>>586830571
>>586831064Trainer smell?
>>586830830Why is her hair black?
>>586831147craving for immortality is a turn off
Next uma to draw:1-2 -- Digital3 -- Curren4 -- Fatco5 -- cunny6-7 -- Helios8 -- Cafe9-0 -- next post ending in 7 with uma image (and not Air Messiah)
>>586831092my fetish is macromastia tits and huge areolas, anon...
>>586829787Who's the 2nd one
I think bro lost his mind
>>586830830>>586830758>urban exploration>evade the angry eastern-europeanhttps://www.youtube.com/@shiey/videosIf you enjoy watching urban exploration videos you should check this dude's channel
>>586831201cute
>>586831208what an insanely based thing to say on this undeserving thread
>>586830884umama...
>>586831208didn't ask, but good for you>>586831241>777 for some reason
Is it still pedo if you like middle school 2D girls?
>>586831124
I'm not a pedo because I want all my trainees to have tits bigger than their heads
When is danbooru coming back?
How cute are these 2?
>>586831186Top 5 questions scientists still cannot answer
>>586831002As an uma or other species female, how do you respond here without appearing like you're desperate?
>>586831386That Taiki x MTKN banner is tempting but Ramonu is too close
>>586831104No one and I mean NO ONE is saying this
gigahag sex
let's fucking gooooo
ushimusume
>>586831345I prefer using gelbooru to danbooru
>>586831416>good to know
Is Nice Nature a girlfailure?
>>586831171the chibi scale is so funny, the ears being as tall as sweepy's hat kills me
>>586830740Still crazy to me that we only have 2 playable brown umas when all of their designs are sex except bitter glasse sorry.At least give us a tanned uma man
>>586831430Is it? Taiki is good but mile exclusive and Fuku will be worthless once GM comes out (at least as an auto card)
I was going to the new trainer orientation and I passed by an uma that said I looked like a fuckable cut of meat. It really scared me and I'm thinking of quitting
>>586830650We were chiliing on the roof of an abandoned hospital on the very edge of the city for years and no one really cared about it. On one side there was a city skyline, on the other side there was forest. Discussing things, joking around, watching at a distant light of a fireplace made by homeless somewhere deep in the forest at night. Then some dumb nigger jumped of the roof one day and authorities boarded the entrances. But what really killed it was when one of our circle went there alone on a rainy evening. No one really knows what happened there, but the official version is he leaned out of a window hole, slipped on wet concrete and fell to his death. Now the place is boarded, fenced off and has security cameras watching the perimeter. No other place is like that in the city, Not the location, not the seclusion, not the height and easy access to the roof. Also we moved on to playing boardgames on weekends
>>586831584Fuku will be useful as an ACE card during GM wdym
If 7 I marry Nice Nature.
>>586831448Need Azuma to watch me getting heavily raped by Super Creek while i'm grasping for air below her big fat tiddies and asking Azuma for help by stretching my arm towards her, hoping she would take it and free me from such dangerous pleasure before my mind goes completely blank and broken
>>586831584fuku is actually an option because of the blessing that gives you the level 6 training, if she lands on it you get beeg stat. super highroll fishy though, you can see it in the whale decks in old witgod vids from the GM scenario
>>586831664this time for sure
>>586829787Yes, umahjong is a stealthy dramaclub
>>586831171Gigantic
>>586831748who?
>>586829787they recruit from vma after all
>>586830909She is cute but she is a jobber, sadly
I'm going to search for Nice Nature rape art.
>>586831781the jobbers are the cutest umas though
>>586831241>Least insane frontsissy
How do you think Finals are going to go?
>>586830758Living a quiet rural life with a trad wife is the secret goal of every man.
>>586831603>Also we moved on to playing boardgames on weekendsProbably for the better. Sounds like a nice memory despite it all
What's the difference between Taiki and Blast Onepiece
>>5868305767 and you'll never get helios in the banner until 190
>>586832067Taiki is cute, Blast isn't.
>>586832067blast is fluffier
New Jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/4afWuWhttps://jiggie.fun/4afWuWhttps://jiggie.fun/4afWuW
I am no longer asking
>>586832067Taiki is playableBlast no
>>586832067Taiki would fuck you immediatelyBlast would take time, she's romantic
>>586831726Yeah and you're spending 60k on a card thats slightly better than Urara guts for one scenario?
>>586832051It is. We looked at the New Year sunrise screaming skyrim dragonwords and singing kojima songs.
>>586831998
>>586831996I will whiff some downhill mode check or accel and then get blocked and then get my 3rd place participation rewards
>>586831996I decided I'm getting 2nd by about half a length
>>586832067retard
>>586831996Oguri's unique will block the way and I won't see King Halo stealing my plat.
>>586831996Ive been perfect 4/4 in Group B so far. Its also the 1st time I didnt bring any debuffers so it could be 141 and 2/3% chance of winning the Finals cause my umas are genetic freaks
Pako with umas.
>>586832245me personally? no, i was just pointing out the use case.
>>586831996
>>586831996All my aces have nimble there's no way I lose finals by getting blocked now!
>>586831996I feel that my Machan will be on the podium. I do not know if she will be 1st, 2nd or 3rd. I do not know if another user will win, or I will win with another uma. It just seems to me from the experiences of this CM, that Machan will be in top 3.>>586832067Taiki is from the US of motherfucking A
>>586831996I win or I don'tThat's literally it
>>586831996I have two fronts without distance S, and a pace Bakushin that's at risk of getting permastuck at 6th
>>586832462I get that but I think that the use case you described makes it far from tempting to roll on that banner. I guess the idea is that you get two niche but at least usable cards
>>5868319963rd place.
>>586831996Gonna lose to some Pace that hits everything or ubercharged End like King Halo.
>>586831996I hope i will get plat, this is my strongest team yet
waheyhi everynyan
>>58683306011.5 more hours....
>>5868330607 and you pity Helios4 and I pity Helios
>>586832274Cute
>>586831996my 2 lates not proccing shit, machan's ult getting delayed and dying
We'll all have a good time
>>586833175I WANT to pity helios actually for new spooks I've not rolled on an uma seriously since Nishino I thinkI lucked out on festival tama in 10 pink tickets>>586833171SOON
>>586833060morning
>>586833060SEX SEVEN
>>586833287Helios if she were good
>>586833202every woman is saying this, but none stick to their words. women are the worsthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>586832354But then, someone surges on the inner rail...
>>586833226I don't want a good timeI want to win
>>586833354Umamusume actually mean it
>>586833440
>>586833440hate when artists just paste flat tartan pattern on skirt without any care
>>586833226I always have a good time in peak EU hours, far away from US /pol/tards or SEA garbo!
>>586833583love Dober
>>586833624and what does Dober love?
>>586833226Just heard about UK "Crime and Policing ACT 2026" and i literally want to die, they're ruining everything.I'm not even Brit, but some things will just spread all over Europe and we already got some retarded restrictions.No one seems to be against it, so i'm fighting alone a battle of gooners
>>586833670Men
>>586833670Torena
>>586833624Dober would never do this
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>586833676is that the no facesitting act
>>586833670Uncircumcised smelly veiny cocks, bareback sex, getting her hair pulled, getting choked, neck kisses
>>586833913Yes.Basically if you have suffocation fetish, then you're fucked.You cannot own, produce or share anything about it.
>>586833593
>>586833983get the kids to stop choking each other then
Snow cannot come soon enough
>>586820372>>586806573She already looks better with just a few strands of hair to cover that giant forehead.
The forehead stays exposed during sex.
Can someone bake so no one is emboldened enough to post top road again
>>586834120>first snow>it thaws>sludge freezes again overnight>broken legs galore next mornI LOVE EARLY WINTER I LOVE EARLY WINTER
>>586834325>>586834325>>586834325
>>586834216I do not "bake". I do not cook, I do not post threads, I do not make OPs, I do not butter, I CONSUME. And if there is no bread, then I starve.
>>586834276shovel and salt+grit your sidewalks then
>>586834276this but unironically
