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first for kingu
This one
>>587029226First post First Rate
y'know what they say, 2 breads are better than 1
>>587029169>Yeastwhat if i prefer unleavened bread
>>587029564Few months too early for that
nano thread
front taiki... how viable is it? I don't want to use a runaway for my third ace
>>587029701Only if your other 2 umas are fronts
>>587029534evil horse
>>587029701I'd tell you but danchou says triple front players are nazis
>>587029713
I will stay up all night with my trainee
Need Cesario nonny to go out on dates with so bad
Bow Window wins November Stakes at Tokyo
>>587029730That's exactly what I'm planning, I think even without nishino ult just her own ult is good enough.
>>587029157Next G1 is the QEII next week, today and tomorrow are G3s and G2s>TodayKeio Hai Nisai Stakes G2, won by Grass Wonder in 1997>TomorrowMiyako Stakes G3, won by--Topaz Stakes-->Espoir City (2008)--Miyako Stakes-->Transcend (2010)>Espoir City (2011)The Miyako Stakes was named the Topaz Stakes until 2009but back to the other race, Copa Republica Argentina G2, won by >Speed Symboli (1968)>Tosen Jordan (2010)>Cheval Grand (2016)
I've been farting almost nonstop for an entire day
>>587030078take a shit, there is poop inside you
>>58702994610 is a classic late surger run, what a run.
>>587030078teiobro... you've got to stop eating
>>587030131I had 3 or 4 in the past 24 hours
>>587030078Stay classy teiobwo
>>587030078GO TO THE BATHROOM
>>587030078food poisoning, many such cases
>>587030078
Lux Daisy wins Kibune Stakes at Kyoto
>>587030283naht yet...
>>587030078I've been listening to music(not butt music)Just found out Wendys did like 5 songs and a couple aren't bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T-Vuby8LXAYou guys ever listen to an Uma... podcast?
>>587029854I actually don't hate the ones for Bakushin, Bamboo, and Palmer. The rest fucking suck and the ones for Nishino are stupid nig rap shit that makes me want to punch the localizer in the face.
Hi!! I'm late and missed the keibaposting?damn Acrophase lost
Hollywood Memory wins Kibitaki Stakes at Fukushima
Next race is G2 Keio Hai Nisai Stakes
>>587030782Why is why guy shirtless
>>587031060Fraochan sweeps no diff
>>587031060GROOVENS YOU CAN DO IT
>3* dirtFinally I can start making an actual dirt parent
but I wanna make KWAB Miracle and WASHEDaichii eat dirt...
>>587031318Fate predicted your intentions and won't let you desecrate them.Serves you right faggot
>>587031318You can't anyway, Sprinter Stakes is a turf race.
I'm at the emergency room due to internal bleeding yet I'm still playing umamusume.
>>587031523danchou's weakest fan farmer
>>587031523pics or it didnt happen
>>587031523as you should be
>>587031523your stomach staples went off, teiobro?
>>587031407>turf race>look underneath>dirt
>>587031523mamers i told you not to use the horse dildo
>>587031060athena upset I can feel it
>>587031523This is why sex with a umamusume is dangerous. All it takes is her getting wild for just a few moments and next thing you know you're in the hospital
>>587031807Hokko would never do that
ATTENTION ALL LOOPERSTachyon even is next month. Start saving your 1* stat 20 whites loopas
>tfw not clanking or fan farming despite literally having nothing to doI love my Mambros
>>587031523At least your poop would slide out easier now
>>587031523the raped...
>>587030256more likestay gassy
Blue Jay wins G2 Keio Hai Nisai Stakes at Tokyo
>>587032092It's not retroactive, retardbwo
damn
Blue Jay wins the Keio Hai Nisai Stakes G2, he joins>Grass Wonder (1997)As a winner, Congratulations!
>>587032184you can't just tell them santa isn't real bwo
>>587032145But xis has HRT dick how can it work?
>>587032184You forgot your oguri, gaslightbwo
>>587032232is doghos doing a delayed broadcast??
>>587032269Like a wet noodle
KEIBA NEWSWe will know what will happen with YankoTOMORROW
>>587032326...sashimi
>>587032326owari da...
And the graphic if anyone is interested
>>587032326glue...
>>587032385kino
Ecoro Reve wins Muromachi Stakes (Open) at Kyoto
>>587032385That's so sick
doghos' connection being dogshit as usual
>>587032385Le heckin kinerino
>>587032157
We fucked
Horses aren't realstop spreading lies you glowies
>>587032326I just ate some hors sashimiまさか...!?
https://jiggie.fun/tuZZe1https://jiggie.fun/tuZZe1
>>587032302Stream has been having issues
>>587032650Sucking a horse off doesn't count as sashimi.
>>587032576what the fuck is a horse?
jiggie deez nutz
>>587032737WHATDOTO IS EVIL?
>>587032569
>>587029871This but Nishino
aa ara
>>587032821Always has been.
umas' reaction if you walked in on them naked
>>587032737Doto doesn't have balls he's gelded.
>>587032963nope
Stopping for now, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better, as usual there should be 3 or 2 more races so if you stay watching I wish you the best of luck, no G1 tomorrow, here's the info for the G2 and G3 tomorrow >>587030075With nothing else to say I wish you all a good night, congratulations to Blue Jay again
>>587033057good night keibabwo
>>587033057I hope you don't wake up!
>>587033151That's not kinda nice
>>587033057Nighty Nighty KeibabwoTonight not a single favorite of mine won but tomorrow will be betterHoping Golden Promise get her win tomorrow
>>587033248I think Twin Turdo is ugly and disgusting too!
Twin turdo so disgusting she just killed the thread
After waiting for a month or two, Yasaka delivered. Good doujin. But the one with FM and Air Groove is still better
>>587031523umI hope you get better anon :(
truly a miracle
>my trainee showed up with another man
i want to fuck until trainee gets umanko damage
gm
>>587032963>all fun and mostly accurate>last categoryOooooh... i smell some american post here
>>587034029gm...!
>>587034029It's always morning somewhere
>>587034029bm because you woke up
>>587034202>beautiful morningkyaah~
>>587034162>>587034202good night then
When am I running the breeder cup in Rice?
>>587034114
bad morning because i breathed
>>587034438brush your teeth stinky
[-]
a trainee is an umanko with legs
>Prepare your carats, boy
>>587034525
>>587034667the most evil mejiro
>>587034495why did you filter the fuku post?
>>587034667God, she's so fucking beautiful
Umanal queens?
>>587034667imagine NNN for her card and then cum profusely when she actually shows up and LMB her
uma with creutzfeldt-jakob disease?
>>587034667uh...no, i roll only umas and i spent everything on helios already
>>587034667>20 days of waiting before you can play the new scenario at full power>CM on xmas dayWeird times ahead.
>>587034750the ugly NTR post actually
>>587034740but enough about Mejiro Bright
>>587034780all dirters
I would put it into Director Yayoi's ass
>>587034834just say you are gay
AAIEEE FAILED THE FUCKING ACUPUNCTURIST EVENT IN THE SENIOR YEAR AND FUCKING RUINED THE RUN
>>587034864Bright? Evil?
>>587034683why is zun like this?
Alright after 5 hours of waiting, they said that there's nothing they can do for me and sent me home. Bleeding looks bad but apparently it's not enough to warrant an overnight stay/transfusion. Time for more ace runs.
>carnival sprint focused event>during CM mile preparationsWhat did cygames mean by this?
helios spends her entire career trying to get ruby to look her way and then pearl just walks up, gives her a firm handshake, and ruby smiles in their very first interaction. hypergamy moment.
>>587035283what the fuck did you do umama
>>587035283time to start producing blood and vitamin kliver with spinach should be your next mealhope you don't die overnight anon
>>587035362Your sprint aces?
>>587035550But Carnival is more about parent farming rather than using your ace to get the bonus.It's not like i cannot play it, but the bonus is useless
>>587035646>he uses the stupid fucking mechanic instead of just earning 100k in an houryour loss
>>587035646Parent farming? You only use your jelly and farm everything with your sprint ace then do a run using that ace as parent for completion.
>>587035430even trainer is marrying princesses and rich girls.
>>587035646eh I just let my ace Pearl run everything
>>587035646blud is actually playing the event as intendedngmi bro
I am a relatively simple man, I don't snack, I just plan full course meals
VInes oshigaming, here I come!
>>587035430Ruby sexo.
>>587035646holy retard
oshi gaming? not really I'm just pulling for a broken front to make you mald
>>587036093This is wrong...
taimanin umamusume when?
AF for Anus Fujin?!
spes
>>587036394>implying that umas get tentacle rapednyo
Next 7 decides my new credit card's art>has to be uma related>has to be sfw
SPESSSS
Please... Cesario nonny... need...
>>587036475you didn't watch the gang beasts finals?
bounce
>>587036482This
>>587036482
I just converted 2 TP pots into 200 carats with this neat little trick!
>>587036707uwooooo
>>587036707winrar
>>587035725If you're trying to make granparents now with this event you will never be able to make good parents for the CM.
>>587036707>swipes card>yada~>card declines
I'm in love with the Universe
>>587036738shut up dancho
>>587036707Sex with Sweepy!
>>587036475they get much more than tentacle raped, but the costumes are cute tho
>>587036394Taimanin Zephyr
Well shit.
>>587036965and the Universe loves you
>>587037547based
why are late surgers like this
>>587037619They care about your impulse control
>>587037619because there is gonna be a brutal late surger gauntlet right after ramonu, and they don't want (you) to miss out on pulling for at least one of them
>>587037801add in the yuni one to the right, there wasn't enough space on the screen to cover them all
>>587037801>Ruby>Kris S>[gap]>Laurel>Uni>Sports Machitan>Shichi/Jordan>Mirako>[gap x3]>Sunday>Summer Bamboo/Jordanif you also want ends then you have CB before that block and Gimlet+Hishiama in the large gap. it's a dangerous time.
This game is so delightfully lesbian. Nobody ever sleeps in Ritto dorm, because everybody is too busy doing lesbian cuddles with their roommate. And not a single man in several mile radius, since every trainer is canonically female just like the pal cards.
Meanwhile the only difference between frontrunners is how much (useful) velocity is in their kits, all the accels come from parents.
>>587037801Surely it's a late surge of this strategy
>helping hand>steals my energy
>>587038176only 18 months until fronts get an accel
>>587038449she jorked (You)
>Tfw front is fucked because no new modern frontrunner horses won.
Damn, B/B is as close as I got. Gotta bash my head on it harder and it'll eventually happen. Just gotta jope that I get all the right skills and events at the same time.
>>587038738the 4th anniversary will make this way easier
>>587038863derb
>>587038863*by paypigging
>>587038668they don't make them like they used to anymore
danchou take care of the kids. I'm going out on a mission to kill God
>>587038668Japan is just shit at training fronts.The strongest hors this decade is a nige.
What? My head won't fit in the frame?
>>587039164nier good game
Skin often doesn't cooperate at that age.
fuck hag sex hag
>>587038863But CM22 is in a couole of weeks?
Machitan Mambo
>>587039193he's a nige because he's the strongest horse
jobber sex
ass ton machan on my face
>>587039164Devil Survivor? All that grind was worth it to smash the end game boss with drain ad megido.
umas for this?
>>587039642You better not be a br*t
>>587033057Thank you for the keiba posts bwo! Went to nap and couldn't finish watching all the races
>>587039674mirako or teiobros
>>587039642OI M8 DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT FACE SITTING POST
>>587039674flower
>>587039674creek
>>587039193Maybe Flightline's kids will introduce a new wave of Frontrunners in Japan
why does nobody talk about dia's sister
>>587040067Crown is the hotter one. I always said that
>>587040067she's a jobber
>>587040067Unfortunately she is Chinese
>>587040067Brazilians will flock in once she's released
>>587040067Because Season 3 fucked over everyone in Kita's gen
is lightning surge worth going from 1600 to 1500 speed?
>>587029226
>>587040162>S3 inappropriately used the he passed his peak storyline on Kitasan>karma made it so they can't use it anymore on Ebayan's anime storyline
>>587040151Feels like Ardan is seen in a good light despite that, can't Crown get a chance?
What the fuck two in a row.
I think i will make an xoguri aceNever used her before because playing against her made me hate her, but now i did a random run and she's so fucking cute. her outfit is so lovely and knowing she's wearing a thong under that is hot
morning coffee
>>587040170With distance S maybe
>>587039642*banned from UK*
>>587040531mornings
>>587040067She looks like Dia's older sister that is extremely envious of her little sister having bigger tits
>>587040859whore and Dia-chan
>Ahh... I want to take a bath with my trainer and wash his body! I want to jerk him off when he wakes up with morning wood. >I want to act like a bitch in heat and lure him into mating! I'm getting so worked up, so worked up! >Please don't come near me with your guard down.. You smell so good my body goes into heat on its own..!
>>587041260Dober would say all that
>>587040067She's not released
>>587040170Leap forward is just enough because with this track your Uma could wide swing and fail the proc condition on an already inconsistent accel
>>587040170No, just run Sweep Wit and spark Leap Forward like a sane person>but I'm running LatesThen you're already throwing but borrow Groove Speed or something
does anyone have the webm of yanko doing the uma in america dance
Evens I play dotaOdds I prep for pathfinderEither way I'm doing fan runs in the background
We're all playing deadlock instead
>>587042058>Evens I playWhy the fuck would you do that to yourself
>>587042058Evens you play MagnusOdds you play Earthshaker0 and you play Sunder Dagon
>gets sent challenge letters(in order remove him from his position at gentildonna's trainer and fiance)>trainer: nah, I won't lose(doesn't know about the fiance part)>gentil: so you're putting yourself as a candidate to be my fiance?>traine: huh? wait what?REF, HE'S NOT EVEN TOUCHING THE CONTROLLER
>>587042151idk whenever I finish a big singleplayer game I reinstall multiplayer slop until I get a bad enough game to make me uninstall and then move on to the next sp game>>587042207I am queuing 3 and 4 so there's a chance
Mejiro Ramonu is a profoundly ugly and unattractive umamusume.
rice shower wouldn't say that
When's jong?!
>17 creampies daily
>>587042396truke
>>5870422857 means you'll win. Already quit that game when the meta got too forced, and only have it installed for custom games
>>587042396
ramonu doesn't even want to fuck her trainer like other mares
>>587042037anyone? she is wearing a tracksuit in it if that helps
>>587042420you reminded me to do my daily log in
>>587042396you are only allowed to say this if she cucks you out of max uncap
Why are women so evil?
>>587042665Love this brainless moron single celled organism troglodyte room temperature Q umamusume like you wouldn’t believe
>>587042609anything for you babygirl
>>587042837Yankomanko
>>587042837Let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOOO she’s so CUTE
what's an alternative to lightning surge that I can borrow from a wit card?
>>587042950razor from sweepy wit
neposex
Why did my trainee get a mood up after I told her about the drunk sex I had with my coworker?
This is Urarathoughts?
>>587043146zero thoughts in there
>>587043146doesnt look like she has a lot of them
>>587043146None
>>587043002fraud
I love cryers
>>587043146Secretly a turfGOD that was never given a chance
they’re called speakeys
CRYERS
>>587043146none
>>587043306THEY'RE CALLED CRYERS
yanko shouldn't participate in the arima kinen I don't want her career to have a 2500m race that she has long F/turf C for and that will get me some purple skill (shameful).
umamusume for this feel ?
Thank god I didn't roll for Helios.
Helios...
>>587043146that's my daughter
>>587043447me too
>>587043002Need Yanko to come back home from another loss and beat the shit out of me for frustation and venting with angry sex and calling me a fucking bitch
>>587043440we'll just have to find out tomorrow
>choose top>-15 energy>damn, why does this bitch have so many negative events?>pops up again>use effects viewer>bottom gives her +stats and mood upsince fucking when?!?!
booru will never come backit's over
uma uma samba
>>587043612Use Gelbooru, I've run into tons of instances where Danbooru deleted something but Gelbooru still has it
>>587043451
>>587043603since alwaysalso 40 SP for 15 energy is good
>>587043808
>>587043603>not cheering for Shichiretard
Sky...
>>587044030why are the nipponese so into having their partners taken away from them
>>587044030I guess she wasn't angling and scheming her way into Flower's heart
Is champion jockey & gallop racer anon still here? Jesus fucking christ whats wrong with the gate starts in this game, they don't fucking work at all!!!
>>587044030the village bicycle
>>587043146She's a big fat PHONY
>>587044161Kris and Tachy sharing their mares like swinging degenerates
>>587044030I’d let this Taiki bend me over ngl bros
>>587044216what about the tail
>>587044216That would have been a pretty cool twist.
>>587044216what the fuck
>>587044319No, it would have been pretty shit and her entire character arc would have meant NOTHING.
>>587042460You didnt get the 7 but I won anywayPlayed Lion though
The free Ramonu pulls involve another week of flatlining?
>>587044401you don't need permission or a reason to flatline
>>587044317I have the perfect image just for you!>>587044382I rolled 7 the first post yeppers>LionHope you got a lot of KS
That club is going to try something but blame will be placed upon another.
>>587044401She’s not that big
>>587044401A month actually, if you dont log in between now and her banner you get increased odds
bready for dirt
>>587043612sauce?
>>587044560She should be
>>587044356Well obviously they would have had to write a lot of things differently.
>>587043527I'm gonna fuck your daughter
but urara's career is full of umas who lost to her
>>587044651Only because you, the player, chose her
>>587044030
>>587044216holy shit
>>587044486mambwo...
>>587044713She would not
>>587044676surely career stories are canonor then nothing is
>>587044676>me, the player, can make the impossible possibleHoly shit why couldn't I see that I was peak all this time
men
>>587043612https://x.com/danboorubot/status/2118025390178373968https://x.com/danboorubot/status/2118761665219146169>someone uploaded Flash post with pp grabber on Nov 5>they fixed that vulnerability>now they're doing full audit of their code and looking for/fixing other vulnerabilities>they don't know when site will be up, expect days of downtime
>>587044854semen drinkers and Dober
>>587044854guh... unity.... sovl....
>>587044876Thank God I don't look at the flash animations there
>>587044876>malicious Flash
>>587044854Sperm guzzler and Nishino Flower, Ikuno Dictus, Sweep Tosho and Yukino Bijin.
>>587044876>flash in 2026......
>>587044876who still uses a browser that allows flash???actually I'm amazed it took this long
>>587044975>>587044979how else am i going to play dragonfable?
>not allowing FlashSag das nicht Brudi...
Kill localizers
>>587044964no
>>587044876Flash still exists?
>>587044694kek
>>587045151What’s wrong with this one sis
>>587044782The canon explanation is that umas are quite literally powered by the bond with their trainer. So with enough love you can make up for the lack of skill in your uma.>does this mean the scripted jobber horses have a trainer that doesnt love them enoughunironically. yes.
>>587043451the localization isnt terrible if the slang wasnt injected every microsecond second. this is ok. ALSO>picking up helios after a rejection>you go to the local diner and have dinner to cheer her up with a milkshake>she thanks you for the meal as you drop her off in the dorm she says: "i hope you can find somoene who can make you happy as you made her">your first mistake: telling her she "makes everyone happy">your second.....you assumed the guard was enough to stop an uma from entering the trainer dorms>you try to sleep. but you hear something in the night next to you in bed. weiiiiiiiiii~>the sun....helios....has arrived
>>587045221Kill Azuma
when does brusquement become playable?
>>587045221ok but the careers still happen even if you dont do them
I just lost to Nishino
>>587045302one minute from now
>>587045359what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>587045172What do you mean noDober is the sluttiest slut in the game
>>587045345>nutting to a loliSeek God
>>587045151I just found it funny that the translators couldn't fit in any gen alpha memes because they're uncs
>>587045402what indeed
>>587045151Should have called her B.H.
>>587044739Rice wouldn't do this
>>587045287>raped by a gyaru>not using pepper spray
>>587045456Sudden urge to book a plane ticket to Sapporo and hop on the train to Tomakomai…
>>587045448Nishino is my god
>>587045151Those are unironically all unc slangs. Newer ones are harder or almost impossible to comprehend
Mambros...
toumakomai
i think 'biwawa' is cute
>>587045624>it ends up in her mouth and uma resistance to pepper spray>depending on how you feel about pepper spray on yourself, you still suffer the most agonizing pain as she tries to find ways to "make you happy">your ears are blasted by her commentary about the pepper spray and her calling you a "spicy boy"
>>587040318>The final year of Ebayan's anime is just going to be a humiliation ritual of Ebayan losing to a Goober that loves her Teddy Bear and the Uma that everyone was making fun of for dodging her actually smoking her
>>587046073
Why is she calling me “bonobo”?
>>587045980The zoomer isn't sexy
>>587046073HISHIAMA SEXOOO
I ordered a meal for 2, for myself.
>>587046464
>>587046427
>>587046464No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it is not the same river and he is not the same man
>>587046725Ugly stallion
>>587046464teiobro... why did you post a spechud?
>>587046725sexshi
fusu
Why hasn't uma global produced any good memes? Are you all just leeches?
>>587046919>weasel Fuck off
>>587046784spechud is a fat fuck too
We're almost at the end of Grand Live but I never bothered to ask, how exactly does Distance S work with the new Speed limit?Back in the other scenarios in the original 1200 limit, it was a simple 10% boost(1200 Speed + S = 1320).But with any Speed over 1200 being actually halved(1600 stat = 1400 speed effectively), does Distance S come into effect before or after after the calculation? Does it work like 1600 + S = 1760 = 1480 Effective? Or does it work like 1600 = 1400 Effective x S = 1540 Effective speed?
>>587046464post your fat butt
>>587046962it's not
lick a lolly
>>587046972I always thought its based off the true calculated speed value
>>587046972It's +10.25% to adjusted speed (as per the mechanics doc definition of adjusted stat) which means post halving, and with greens includedSo 1600 displayed speed becomes 1400 then gets the +10.25% to become 1543.5
>>587046919new fusu?
>>587047062i'd rather lick the tummy
>>587047062>>>/u/
>>587047062No, deploy the burgers.
>>587046972Psycho Mantis?
what smell
>>587047385derby smell
>>587047385tabako
oisu
>>587047414!!!
>>587047187Ah shit, I forgot about Greens as well. Does the Greens speed get halved as well over the limit or is it just tacked on after halving?So if you have a single circle left-handed(40 speed). Does the halved speed become 1400+40=1440 Effective. Or does it become 1600+40(1640)=1420 Effective.
>>587047576Greens always count for the true value, thats they are so good
>>587047625What's the jokeIdgi
>>587047625Shit uma
>>587047753the joke is that you can't beat an umamusume
Bigwa Hayahide
>>587047813Flash... you cant say that ..
>>587047906
>>587047906Head too small. Off model garbage
>>587047984her head's size is accurate since her head is not big in the first place
this is a 17 year old
>>587048156
>>587032216>Up to eleven>Miracle career ending injuryDamn
>>587045151
>>587048271>tranny hag
>>587048312evil horse
>>587042728damn my overlord was kinda chopped... ngl fr fr
>>587048271out of 10!
>>587048323>digiridoo>shakalakaisn't that just calling them a niggerhelios is based????
I just jerked off to thoughts of fucking McQueen after she won a race and licking her sweaty armpit while pumping my dick in the sideway position and wanted to let you all know.
>>587048323Helios was a mistake
HIBIKASEYOU YO GAIKA ODOKOMADEMO AHSAEGIRU MONO NO NAI CHIHEI EHIRAKARETA MIRAI WA MOUYURUGI NO NAI PLACETENJOUTENGE SOU TATAETERUI'VE GOT PRIDE AND DREAMSSAA, EGAO O MISETEEEEEEEKIZAMARETANDAMY HISTORYYYYY, MY VICTORYYYYYYYY
>>587042728kek what an uggo bitch
>>587048450>t.shiwu
>>587048594you got it wrong because shiwu self inserts as mcqueen
My life for Dia-chan
>>587048323Bakuchan O, memmy-B, Dotsy, Yae-yae are the only good ones.missed opportunity to call bamboo bam-bam to match with mutekiDigital as DigitarouTrainer as T-man
>>587048635>ignoring the other art
>>587048921@umagrok Remove the brown-haired uma
>>587048635>shiwuis that the foid gook who makes the lewd McQueen x torena art?
>removed description about requesting medium shoes>club members start requesting every type of shoe availableI'm at my wits' end with you folk
>>587049116Tamabwo....
>>587049116your fan runs?
>>587049116Imagine not having shoes
>>587049087>x torenaIt's more of a LaDS OC than a trainer desu
Violate finemoaners
>>587049087
>>587049116as long as they stick to shoes
I'M GONNA DO ITI'M GONNA REQUEST DIRT SHOES
okay I'm up now, hellobrain swelling since I listened to uma concerts a bit too loud again IN BED so not even on the good audio setup, MEGA not worth
>>587049116I'm done being a nice danchou. This is the third time I'm going to address but I'm not even going to address it personally but I'm just going to kick you on the 14th. I actually like safely redeeming all the sprint shoes without having to worry about 5 of you always claiming all of them 1 second after reset because you literally have no life and camp the club screen. I could just request dirt sashes and brick you but you still won't learn your lesson so I'm going to kick you just before the deadline for club reward eligibility. I don't care what club you go to after but I'll make sure you don't get any rewards OR SHOES you fucking sole sniffing fucks. Nothing will change when you're gone anyway.
>>587049465did you dream the concert songs tho
>>587049465I have no idea what you just typed but hello
>>587049454Who cares, we have thousands of each at this point
>>587049290>shiwudesu tattoo'd on McQueen's shouldernot exactly subtle, is it?
>>587049583>whore
>>587045151>even eroge gets better translations than globalgrim
>>587049727Dober is a pure mare maiden
>>587049721She's taking our waifus
>>587049116Come on man, shitposting about shoe requests was only funny during the first month of the game. Everyone has AT LEAST 3000 of every type now.
This game has too much stallions and not enough mares
>>587049940
>he requested takamatsu kinen sashes againpls stop I dont even run that race
>>587049721>>587049290cyge noticed the lewds and she got a strike. You can guess the melty afterwards.
uma sekkusu
>>587050034>tomboyFuck off
>>587050134>cyge noticed the lewds and she got a strikereally? She made a lewd McQueen pic and got striked?where is that lewd pic so I can properly avoid it?
>>587050076for two weeks after rickey's banner one of the new cuties in our club was spamming sash requests for her on cooldown
>>587050134She's still making uma porn
>>587050134It was faked for attention btw
>>587050139Many are calling this the gayest post itt
I think it would be very unprofessional of me to give in to my trainee's advances due to the inherent authority and power imbalance present in our relationship. I understand that she's reached the age where her hormones start maling her think about boys more but my job will be made too difficult if I were to start being too intimate with her. Besides, My evenings are usually the only cree time I get and I'm already spending those getting to know my coworkers like Aoi and Light Hello
>>587049559well it was this morning so nyo>>587049641it made complete sense wym
>>587050258I didn't knew that. If that's true then its even worse.
morning
>nigga complaining about non-sprint shoe requestshow did all /uma/ clubs decide, independently, to trade sprint shoes? In my own club, it was dirt shoes, then we switched to sprints at Capricorn 1.0. We do that to this day. Sometimes anon will post a sash request to help out with pot5'ing, but that's rare. And none of us mind, either.
>>587050334Morning dude
>>587050258Why are all foids mentally ill?
>>587050278>due to the inherent authority and power imbalance present in our relationshipyou have all the authorityshe has all the powerguess which one will win in a conflict
>>587050334morning
mirako olev
>>587050259It's gay to like tomboys and boyumas
>>587050352It was default choice on phone before they changed interface, so it was the fastest to click.
>>587050278>maling
you know, sash requests shouldn't tank your resources too much if you do your daily fan runs
wahey
>>587050034the mare content is exquisite, though. No reason at all to complain not to mention>Daiwa>Ramonu>Gentildonna>Dober
>>587050407it's gayer not to
>>587050352i know there's a guy seething and malding at sash requesters in my club but dancho is actually on their side so lol get raped
>>587050481*requests dirt sashes*what now
>>587050134Fake, and just an excuse to post her Yakuza Take Over Tracen art.
>>587050401
>>587050481no one is running the JBC races lil bro
>>587049465YahalloFor me if not listening to ASMR I just watch JP shorts in bed and sometimes some zundamon voiced contents
>>587050278>My evenings are usually the only cree time I get and I'm already spending those getting to know my coworkers like Aoi and Light Hellohoh. so that is where you have beenMoshi mosh, satono-san? Hai. I've figured out where he sneaks off to ever night. Hai, I'll keep it clean and away from prying eyes
fuck porn sex umanko whore cum rape armpit umamusume fuck slut
>>587050513>RamonuShe's a stallion
Who's got it
https://x.com/nisiki_aNoNym/status/2119024965651763231
>>587050560>>587050531Doesn't running them instead of QE II increase your chances of dirt skill hints, which results in a higher chance of proccing a dirt spark?or have I been gimping my parent runs all this time?
>>587042058Just had a game that shouldve been won in 25 but instead lost after 50min of my special needs eastern european teammates refusing to play together. Time to uninstall dig something out from the backlog. I'm thinking it's Mass Effect since I never really played a Bioware game.Umamusume: Pretty Derby is a game where the goal is to have the sexy hag maruzensky run 45 races so you can earn another 1.2 million fans for Mambo.
>>587050659>librewolf
>>587050603piece of shit should stop saying noda every time
>>587050525*rapes u*
>>587050709>_Go0N
>>587050705you said fan runs not parent runsand dirt sparks are only dependant on surface aptitude skills don't matter
>>587050726Until you enjoy hearing noda nanoda
>>587050650>Mejiro Ramonu was a Japanese Thoroughbred racehorse and broodmare who became the first filly to win the Japanese Triple Tiara in 1986.
>>587050960>broodmaresex sex sex sex sex sex
>>587050798teehee~
>ramonutraina is thirsted over by the entire academynyo uglybastard bros... my immersion...
>>587051021You know it
>>587050659the guy who won the last long CM against me.
>>587051105ramenu wouldn't wear spats but also sniff
I'm a completely average, dull, facelss backgound NPC. Which Uma is for me?
My ace runs have been going poorly, but at least my parents are good enough that I can keep trying for the next couple weeks until CM
>>587051247ruby
>>587051247Which one are you?
>>587051247Machan
>>587051021>broodmareWHY IS THAT WHAT YOU FUCKERS LATCH ONTOGODDAMN STOP BEING THIRSTY FOR THIS FUCKING HAG
>>587051261>parent game is good enough>so I can reset over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over for weeks to come
>>587051261I still haven't gotten a good parent. Got a decent whites and 3* Mile with 2* Mile and 3* Dirt in the legacy, but it's 1* Wit. FUGGGGGGGGGGGGMaking dirt mile Seiun parents is pain
>>587051353This guy.
>>587051403Tell me you're gay without telling me
>>587051092does she react to these news in any way?
>>5870513533. I look like a goblin IRL>inb4 tinyhatno
>>587051353This one
>>587051584Shotgun wedding isn't cool.
>>587051597she knows he's completely wrapped around her finger
>>587051419Such is umamusumeSuch is life
>>587051539Theoretically, which is the best setup for mutating dirt mile Seiun? Having Dirt 3* on both main parents, get enough mile sparks to bump it to A (2x mile 3*) and fill the rest with dirt 3* sparks?
>>58705158417 year olds look like THIS?
>>587051584>still six months until she debutsI can't take it.........
>>587051630Post nose
I appreciate that the way the localization team handled Helios's incomprehensible Japanese Slang was to mix in slang from seemingly random points in pop culturelike T-Rain is some shit from a million years ago and no one calls people Bae anymore
all my favorite umas are mares and all my favorite umas from the umas that arent my favorites are maresi dont know how that happened because i started liking them before i found out you can tell if they are mares or horses from their ear decorationits like they are all made to be succubi and temptresses
>>587051728Skip her, she's shit
>>587051819Dober is not like this
>>587051712yeah, that's the ideal, very hard to find/get, though. I have a dirty Fuji borrow that's got 6* dirt 3* Mile 8* power, been breeding the fuck out of her.
>>587051819>>587051760didn't readdidn't ask
>>587051828We got another gaylordIt's ok to prefer men but please dont project that onto other anons
Once again I'm reminded I'm the last stallion fucker in this thread. Everyone has fallen for the mare virus.
i'd rather pull for wedding nishino desu
>>587051908>>587051895>>587051878
>>587051863>been breeding the fuck out of herFag
>>587050685>turbo gassing outkek
>>587051828>skip thisno
>>587051895that is a homeless man sir
I wish I never rolled for Dober.
>>587051894>defending ugly umasNeck yourself.>>587051895>>>/y/
>>587051760The TLers are uncs so this is most they could do. I wanted to see newer slangs though but it would be real incomprehensible bullshit
>>587052007if Ramonu is ugly, who's a pretty uma?
>>587052109Ardan.
>>587052109Every other Mejiro including Ryan.
>>587052109None
Kids nowadays talk in emojisI think we should just abolish schools since they're obviously not learning anything
>>587052109ryan
>>587052109my beautiful wife agnes
>>587052180>mogged by her own torena
>>587052069>The TLers are uncsunc (female(barren dyke))
>>587052109She's the ugliest of the hags
>>587052310nah thats Sirius
>>587051401Machans trainer is gigachad, fuck you're talking about.>does everything in his power to advance her agenda>maintains 4koma blog purely dedicated to her>goes as far to walk around in Machan mascot suit and erects bronze statue of her>defies fate and breaks her curse
https://poal.me/u2b84bhttps://poal.me/u2b84bhttps://poal.me/u2b84b
>>587052353She needs to be forgotten. No one likes her.
>>587052440I cast curse of ligma on you
>faggots itt calling Ramonu uglythe only ugly thing is your craving for penis, disgusting. More to the point, there aren't any ugly umas. The closest you can get is someone like Ryan or Shakur. And I even find Shakur a bit cute sometimes, in a goblin gremlin sort of way.
I cannot forget this
>>587052490Isnt that what killed Steve Jobs
>>587050659Got patched a week ago
>>587052561Every uma has their charm except for Air Messiah
>>587052242>>587052270>>587052180>one of her support card shows her casual outfit >it's better
>>587052586not showering is what killed him
>>587052539
>>587052648if Cygay were based, they would have kept her awkward grandma fit, but also made her switch to this casual outfit after she found her own footing and success in her story.
>>587052562>>587052490She needs to stay dead.
>>587052109Manhattan Cafe
>>587052792I want to save her, even if it's just for my lifetime
Whats the keiba lore behind Palmer being so desperate for Helios
redpill me on kys miracle
>>587052539THE REAL ONE IS ONLY 7SEC LONG THIS IS THE SCARY ONE. i aint watching that
>>587052792implanting Elons brain chip filled with 500TB of Machan porn to never forget her
https://poal.me/x00m3bhttps://poal.me/x00m3bhttps://poal.me/x00m3b
>>587052915its the Machan version its fine
>>587052539Wtf
>>587052823Ugly tranny
what a big smile
>>587052786UUUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>587052898ever watched angel beats? it's like that
>>587052925>most ugliest
I would impregnate both mares and stallions
>>587052648Ryan has two casual outfits? huh?
>>587052974it was not.
>>587053074Stop posting the boyuma
>>587053073Too big
>>587053074Mamechin would NOT do this
>>587053074>safety shorts approved by yakuza
>>587053073Too small
>>587053126No one says this
>>587052894https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Phj1t0Jpsx4they were the nige brothers
>>587053116sorry
>>587053012>coal burner
>>587053116Tosen Jordan's summer alt does things to me.
>>587052310>>587052348no that's maru
>>587053295I'm me
>>587053195>off-model
>>587053295I too fell for the propaganda
hey big bro!
Time is going by, nothing really happens, but a disaster is looming on the horizon
>>587053395I'm glad I was there before the hype
>got from dirt C to dirt A by hitting a 3 star dirt inspoi didn't know you could do that let's gooo
>>587053395Same, I will get her with a selector
>>587044154I was at work, what do you mean? Getting the timing at first might be hard, but after you get it right it's easy. You can always enable the visual indicator if you want
>>587053368cry about it
>>587053195Guess I will fail NNN to this hag
>>587053461you can't
>>587053549>>587053579>aislops
>>587053295our kids would be retarded but jordan is so breedable. dilemma.
>>587053195>>587053549if I'll poke her breasts with needle, would she immediately blast off while making *PFBRLLL* noise like in cartoons
>>587053579Happens to the best of us
Best 'jiro
>>587053679I gotta roll for this zundamon
>first run with newly acquired curren>scenario recordhmmmmmm
>>587053257This is a race, the one in the lead wins.
>>587053694That's a stallion
>>587053395I am borderline going to pull her just because of thisFUCK this is stupid. I can afford her, though. Unless Ramonu curses me and I need 600 pulls to mlb her.........
>>587053747yeppers
>>587053694that's an evil horse
>>587053618explain this thenhelios can only go up to dirt C, and now is A with only 1 dirt spark from inspo
>>587053710No, skip
>>587053779
>>587053456im glad you were too, i am thankful to the og jordanposters for causing me to go back and read her career on normal speed.
>>587053880Fuck off
>>587053880ACAB
>>587053796>that statline by Classic inspothat Helios is going to FUCK hope your run is killer, it's going well so far. May you get Mile S/Dirt S and may all card chains finish. Amen.
>>587053967>all colts are beautiful
Such a pretty hag
>>587053796You sure you didn't get 2 inspirations
>>587053967AllCuntsAre Bitches?
>>587054030that's why the log is there bwochacho
>>587054016>>>/h/
>>587053796show the entire log t-rain
JORDAN HATE
>>587054016wuv hags
>>587054214They're good for you after all
you better don't open this
>gets posted sporadically>yet the strongest propaganda ever postedhow did she do it?
I clicked on one cosplayslut pic on xitter by accident and now my feed is filled with them
Don't post them here neigha
>>587054356Unironically because of this. It worked so damn well for me
>>587054424please spoiler next time
helios would have unc slang considering she was born in 1987
>>587054424good
>>587054356dumb and cute girlstrongest combo of all timealso >>587054490
Nothing more pathetic than self-proclaimed relevancy
mare sexo
>>587054356for me, its cause she's nice, very expressive and silly, but self aware of her shortcomings. shes more charming than i expected going into her story.
>>587054545
What the fuck is Carnival Skill Lv 6 going to do? Why are they even bothering patching that? The skill will be gone in a few days anyways and it won't show up in CMs or TT.
>>587054301>stallion forcing you into a relationship >>587054424That's a man
>>587054731is that an uma oc
>>587054673Ace's hearty laugh in the REPO vid made me fall in love with her
>>587054658>he doesn't know
>>587054214
>>587054819do you have a timestamp
Doto called me a faggot yesterday
>>587054658you have to keep in mind that actual newcuties do play this game and beating carnival niggas might be legitimately hard for them without the boost
>>587054943shakur...
>>587054895Be a dear and watch it allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31WoRmbeUvM>dekinaihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFN-yMGK_kA
>>587054731STOP POSTING PROPAGANDAI'M ALREADY BORDERLINE PULLING SEXDRESS JORDANI DON'T NEED TO PULL KATSURAGIFUCK I HATE BEING A POORFAG
>>587054913Little green men is so 90s. Everyone calls them greys now. In a decade everyone's going to be calling them demons
Mamechin...
I'm immune to propaganda I think
>>587055106We call them browns right now actually
>>587053967all cops are breedable?
>>587053970>rainbows disappear>meaning no SP gains (2700~ at the end LMAO)>tachyon and finemo never started their chains>palmer lost arimawwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>587055045Fine, I'll bookmark it. No promises I'll watch it anytime soon though. I'm busy today and will most likely forget by tomorrow
>>587055165I have my oshi and my oshi's alt so now I just need to grab a new insane parent every other scenario
>>587055106in 12 yearswe'll be calling them iudaioi
>>587055193Post deck, I'm making a pace helios of my own for the dirt cm
Okay but I really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
Have sex with umas.
>>587055165ok but now show the paid ticket list
>>587055256also forgot>no mile Sif you have a finemo of your own borrow Taiki speed for free sex
>>587055193that's still really really good. if I can, I'm making my Helios a front runner.
>>587055293Is Azuma the Shinzo Abe of Umamusume?
>>587055165Based oshi runner pulling the best cards to make her strong as possible
>>587055165who's your oshi?
Get in ze car, traina
>>587055352Yes
>>587054835Yes I do not know. That is why I am asking.>>587054969And Carnival Skill level 6 would let them go from losing to blazing past the carnival uma?
Zooma wife or trad wife /uma/?
>>587055262
>>587055424I can't decide whether to kneel out of respect or crawl into a hole and die from secondhand embarrassment
>>587055440Carnival skill sets your mood to great and gives you a stat multiplier, so yes
>>587055328I've been borrowing K.S. Miracle for Neck and Neck but the statline is so much harder to hit
>>587055440it gives +60% in all stats so yea
>>587055314The paid anni selectors?
>>587055440carnival skill boosts your mood and doubles your stats. It's very strong
We are so back
>>587055534I also like the guts cards and if this were a different scenario (Unity/MANT) I'd use them, but I'm so tired of the GL checklist that I just follow the 3speed2wit guideline and cope with whites, removing stats from the RNG checklist makes things more bearable. Then again with a better deck you can pull off using a guts card, maybe.
>>587055659Japan really is a country of pedophiles, huh
>>5870556592hu really fell off....
>>587055564your planned ones silly
IT WAS WARM 2 WEEKS AGO THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN ITS SO COLD
>>5870557322hu is so big they made a separate convention for 2hu stuff only, since then it stopped being that big at comiket which became a corpo shilling convention.
>>587055774heatwave's over, back to the usual fall temps
>>587055774feels like we are skipping fall this year.
>>587055774Hello, it's fall leading up to winter what the fuck did you expect?
>>587055194I found a shorthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/3kFhrvU7WoQ
>>587055732At the same time, if you check how many people involved in gacha games today etc. were into Touhou in the 2000s, you will find that Touhou is the Sunday Silence of such thingsat the same time Reitaisai exists
>>587055693Yeah, GL is rough, I also constantly get baited by the guts rainbow so my facility levels end up really lowgood luck with your mutations bwo
>>587054658oh shit i forgot to do the carnival today
>>587055925same to you bwo, mutations are really cool when they finally hit
>>587055893Damn both her and CB have areally nice voices huh
>>587055774Today is particularly cold too
Is it okay to find Daiichi Ruby sexually attractive?
>>587055659I cant believe GuP still holds on. That franchise is so raped by the commitee.
>>587056047Are you even good enough to find her attractive?
>>587055998
>>587056190>>587056190>>587056190
>have to use my own parents for aces because everyone have dogshit borrowsI don't know what to do with the 5 borrows now that my parents are done
>>587055420Falco>>587055765Nothing too interesting and I only umapull if I get lucky with key banners
>>587056047It would be weird not to
>>587055732>>587055826iirc in japan there are 3-5 (or maybe more) 2hu focus conventions, each with hundreds or thousands circles. Basically 2hu has its own comiket monthly/bimonthly
>>587055992There's a lot of funny momentshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/byr26Re2U7E
>>587056231boost your loopas
>>587056405pedos
>>587032326yanko noooooo
