Previous: >>587081964New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan, Hokko Tarumae (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Curren posting actually improves the thread
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
>>587109548>>587109662
this thread will be worse
>>587109573Terrible thread
I am going to die alone, with no one there to ease me into oblivion. I am going to die likely very quickly after I get to retire, so that I don't get to enjoy a NEET-like life again. All I have is autistic fantasies about high school horse girls liking me since no one in high school actually liked me.
>>587109737...On opposite day
Stop talking about old dramaStart talking about new drama instead
>>587109806There isnt any unless you feel like making something up
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
this thread sucks! thats it, im posting it
I'm sending Ruby against Helios for the next mile, and if we lose, then I'm quitting.
>>587109795Good.
ryan LOVE
/ourgirl/natureposting will cure the thread
>>587109737your kind should be banned on sight
>>587109795I don't remember posting that...
so is pace brickey good?
Reminder
>>587110232Not better than front but easier to build
>>587110232
>>5871097957 and you will find love in the near future!
7 and you retards will always stay dumb fags.
>>587110232going by rooms late works somewhat
>>587109795Mambwo...
>>587110308
>>5871103084 and your peenar explode
>>587110397
I have never kissed a woman. I have never taken someone on a date. I am surrounded by people younger and older than me, some better looking and some ugly, who talk about these things like it was normal. Common. As expected as learning to ride a bike. I don't think I am broken. Retarded, definitely.>>5871103084 and you join me in oblivion. At least then I'll have company.
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>>587110397mambros...
>ignored
>>587110397shiraoki-sama, you whore....
>>587110397HeyHEEEEEYI'm not a fag...
odds and my oshi manifests as a tulpa
>>587110010Wtf
>>587110010Taking josen to Wendys to sit in the parking lot while listening to the "Songs to listen to in a Wendys parking lot" album.
>>587110829>making 50% gamblesWeak faggot7 and you change your oshi4 and I manifest as a tulpa in the shape of your oshi tonight to do as you wish
>>587109573My trainee Rice tries to rape me...
>>587110935wtf thats REAL?
>>587110829I think if I turned my oshi into a tulpa, she would be as disgusted with me as I am with myself.
Uhhh why is CM22 on the 21st now?
>>5871103084 and you die in your sleep tonight
>>587111207Because it's my birthday
>>587110506
>>587111228NO EAR COVERS!WHORE! WHORE! WHORE!
>>587111074Salt in the Wound is a fucking bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5a6BUjYUsk&list=OLAK5uy_lET4y9Yv9E-KZH4tY06oLsahP1acOxeMc&index=2Free game too on steam.
>>587110427>>587110429>>587110434>>587110496>>587111210reroll so we all find love
>>587111308What do ear covers actually do for Umas?
My friends keep trying to tell me that Youtube Premium is worth it. What should I spend $15.99 on instead of Premium?
>>587109573RICE THREAD!https://litter.catbox.moe/3f86dt29igkbrh8p.mp4
>>587111436>67 and we're all doomed to be shitposters forever
>>587111498Jesus fuck.
>>587109795mambro... i like you...
>>587111505say that again
>>587111498I wish that were me...
>>587111436I don't need love, I need luck and pluck
>>587111436I wonder how often I told myself "I got time. I got time. There's always tomorrow. I got time." I wonder when I realized that there is no more time. No rerolls. Just the next day for 60-something years. 4 and your favorite horse won't come to your dreams anymore.
>>587111494that's a hefty amount of carats, anon
>>587111498this shit is uncanny as fuck man
behold! this 7 means that all curren posters will die in a violent car crash in the next 72 hours!
what started the dooming this time?
>>587111743I don't want my friends in /uma/ to die
>>587111494I like youtube premium, on top of no ads on my tv and the real 1080p quality what I like the most is being able to listen to youtube wiht my phone locked.
>>587111849Curren sissies ban expired
>>587111743>>5871114364 and everyone dies in their sleep tonightno more threads, no more shitposting, it's all gone
>>587111937nice, only curren sissies die
stop playing with numbers.
>>587111915Fat cow.
>>587111903We can make new friends dear Tahbo lemme show you how *rapes you*
thoughts?
>>587112012don't be mean....
>>587111996you should play with fukus kitarus instead
>>587111996start playing in traffic
Doto is evil
We asked 100 Trainers, what's one thing you wouldn't want your Umamusume to see you buying?
>>587111937re-roll
>>587112101taishin isn't feminine like that
>>587112059Rape is not kinda nice either
>>587112283omfg twin turdo is so ugly and disgusting
>>587111436
>twin turbo>there's only one of them
do you hate the gen-z helios for global? I have seen retards asking for AI tl over cygames TL
So do we actually skip Ancedtors or not?
>>587112350Leave her alone! She's my best friend! She showed me the value of being kinda nice!
>>587111849I ate Wendy's and it was worse BK I can't take it anymore the world has gone to shit.
>>587112461if we get fwee pulls i will pullif we dont i will borrowshrimple
>>587112465>She showed me the value of being kinda nice!>she is extremely sexy and very niceI love her
>>587112528but wendy's is a better mcdonald's?
>>587111498I need more.
>>587112461You can only skip Ancestors if you have your own Throne
>>587112350
wahey
>>587112570congrats broyou love shit
>>587111849My "friends" made a new 'cord but didn't invite me.
>>587112571I have never had a good experience at Wendy's, what wonderland do you live in
7 and no more 7s.
>>587112461ill think about it after trying the scenarioif its as poopoo as gl im just gonna take the b finals pill
>>587112571Mcdonalds is probably like thr lowest form of fast food noe, last time I saw a patty there it was as thin as paper
>>587112528stop eating slop bro....
>>587112748mambro... the club discord is private, sorry...
Stop eating McDonalds and Wendys. Just find some little pizza place that's part of a strip mall and eat there instead.
>>587112802
>>587113031I do that every week actually
Just cook yourself lazy whores it's tastier and chieaper food unless you're absolutely useless
SWEEPYUSE *THAT* TO SECURE NICE NATIE AS QUEEN OF /V/
>>587113101I also do that. I've been going to the same pizza place for 10 years, owned by some old Italian with nice hair who looks annoyed that he has to take my order because now he can't watch golf. Still the best pizza and best steaks around me.
>>587113091>how did you make kris do this>the girl who's pretty nonchalant and treats everything like a mission>ayabe and hishiama would totally go along???
>>587112461But it's on Ramonu's banner..
pregnant kris s
>>587113335I fuckin wish
https://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5https://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5https://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5JIGSU WA
>>587112112Go on a diet. Real Umas are flat.
teiobros just cook your own burger it's way tastier than goyslop and its not even hard or expensive you will never eat mcdoodoo again
>>587113109No, I want a cute uma wife like Natie to cook for me.
>>587113262Living on the east coast is such a blessing. Mine's an old italian dude who wears the same cargo shorts no matter the season. He knows my order so all I have to do is just walk in and say what's up. He also has nice hair
>>587113537To be fair, they're Teiobros not because their primal sin is hungerIt's sloth
I got namedropped in the previous thread while I wasn't active. I want to reply to the posts that mentioned me now that I'm back here but I'm afraid I'll look cringe replying to old namedrops from the previous thread
Going out to eat, ordering food, is nice. It means someone else had to cook for you. Sure, they are doing it for money, but it isn't like someone is ever going to cook for me for free to make sure I'm taken care of. Last time someone cooked me a meal just because was when my mom was alive. Sorry I became a failure, mom.
>>587113678never reply to your own namedrop ever, its ghey
>>587113226I think Oguri Cap (as in peak) should be the queen
>>587113678I've never had my username in Uma be used, even in game
>>587113678someone figure out who this is right now
Macjiggie
>>587113678I think you should do that
>>587114038probably a mambro
>>587113678bwo the currensissy was making shit up just ignore it...
>>587113678you're cringe for acknowledging it and cringe for being someone who can be namedropped
Easiest (You)s of my life lmao thanks retards
>>587113743Keep shitting up the thread, that'll surely make you a better person.
ok i was wrong about this thread being better, sorry guys
You will all have something like this one day in the future. I believe!
>>587113678As someone who got namedropped a few times, quoting them is a mistake. Nobody here wants your version of whatever you were accused of, they just want drama fuel and you're simply giving to them by answering. Ignore them since it's most likely baseless shit nobody believes anyway.
>>587113743even if it's an indian man that hasnt washed his hands?
WAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEY
>he thinks (You)s are worth anything after the central reserve ran the money printer on full blast for six years
>>587113678Despite my username being extremely common, I have never gotten namedropped in this thread. Blessed be to the other torenas who share my username.
>>587114198you're not me
>>587114412he isnt, but i am
>>587114271And have an autistic gorilla princess child with her! I believe!
I'm going to umapyoi with Aoi Kiryuin
>>587114285Well, no. I don't order from any place that I know has Indians in their kitchen. It is why I stopped ordering Popeyes.
another million fans for mambo!
umas for this feel?
I will not be accepting anymore questions at this time*leaves podium*
>>587114464Can I have multiple autistic gorilla princess children?
I have had no carat drops from my last 4 fan runs Danchou fucking lied
>>587114635this one
>>587114635The answer is always Super Creek.
>>587114635urara
I'm glad we all met and will cherish our friendship until the end of time
can we have comfy hours now
>>587115019Guys Im retiring from Uma with all these AI ports to PC being released. Its been a good run, thank you /uma/ for helping me win some platinums
>>587115172Be the change you wish to see
THE LUDOKINO
>>587115019I'm not your friend
>>587106338I want someone to do this with other clubs, even if it's just lies, like this oneDo umadash next!
>>587115298prepackaging yuzu with a game and a bitcoin miner is not a port
>>587115760Or we can just move the fuck on
>>587115750Incorrect
>>587115760Make the change you want to see
>>587113678I didn't, but I thought the Mambo lies were pretty entertaining
>do the carnival event>its basically just constantly pressing the next button, refresh RP, click the buttons>endless clicking of next>have to get atleast 150k points to get most of the shop itemsthis event is enganging
>>587115298>he can't do bothI literally finished Ace Combat 6 and 8 while also making aces for last CM
an escape goat just flew over my house
>>587115760>Do umadash next!Sometimes I forget they're a club from here
>>587115937I have no talent for dramaposting, unfortunately
>>587116168Sorry Helios but the 30 year old sensitive young man gets the teenaged petite princess onahole
>>587116168Ruby and Kei's trainer
>>587116252wei is for pama. ruby is for rape and disposal.
>>587116058Oh yeah? What's your favorite AC8 mission then liar?
My trainee keeps trying to swap our blankets and says it's to "remind each other of our oaths"
>Going to train for the next CM>Taiki Shuttle has spooked me 5 times, she constantly walks by on my home screen when she's not one of my 4 homescreen girls>Taiki's eyes seem to follow my mouse as something inside her says 'This is for a mile CM, isn't it?>Taiki Shuttle guides my hand through the entire career>Everyone's gold skill event finishes>Dirt S and Mile S>Hot Spring Ticket>3 Star Wit after the career finishes, giving me another 9 star parent>Taiki Shuttle sets a new scenario record>She will always be my highest ranked veteranI don't want to be rescued. I am happy here.
UWAAAAAAH THE NARRATIVEITS SHO BEAUTOFULLLL
>>587116435Thats a dogshit parent
>>587116316>First her own trainer>Then Helios's trainer >Now Kei's trainerDamn, Ruby letting anyone BUT Helios hit
>>587116393Escort Orbiter or Star-bound Bird
>>587116584But she'll never hit who she wants
I am Helios's trainer, but I will not fuck Helios. Instead, I will provide "support" to Mejiro Palmer whenever she comes to my office alone.
>>587116428What Oath did you make?
i want pama to hit me with a golf club
wei for me!
oguri plap (as in sex)
Stop talking about cucking Helios...
>>587117157Joel...
HELIOS HATE
>>587117173glad to know the elections didn't kill you
>>587117385Wuby...
it doesn't get betterit will NEVER get better
You see a lesbian and all you can think about is cuck porn. God am I glad you're becoming culturally irrelevant
>>587117173So cute, wei! You just became my favorite drawfag.
>>587117447Why is this one not trainable yet?
>>587117215Its not cucking when Helios loves her torena though?
How retardedly STRONG is Stay Gold in the Umamusume canon?
>>587116435that's one pretty wife you got there anon, congrats. Hope you win Aquarius with her
>>587117194She does not have all that
>>587117513I will need proof of this, along with some porn
>>587117624If I do, it would be amazing. I won my first Open cup (Virgo) with Taiki Shuttle when I was a nooblet, this would be my first Platinum.I'm never going to get this lucky again.
>>587117173What about Mejiro Palmer?
I am frozen inside and outside. Only the miraclous warmth of a straight umawife's umanko can thaw my heart. Please tell me at least one of these characters prefers men (unlike helios), wants to hold hands with a man (unlike helios), wants to kiss a man (unlike helios), wants to marry a man (unlike helios), wants to have sex with a man (unlike helios), and wants to have kids with a man (unlike helios).
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5>https://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5https://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5>https://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5https://jiggie.fun/rL5Oz5
>>587117806you'll never guess but GAY GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY
>>587117672>>587117194mexican hereshe is my wifeshe does have all of that
>>587117895Rubyojou is so near...
Gweetings
>>587117414Buraito!
>>587117795>I'm never going to get this lucky again.that's where you're wrong. You'll get luckier than this, actually. That Taiki could easily win you plat (mile CMs are giga-gambly like sprint CMs, so it's also possible you barely squeak into B finals, I did that last dirt mile CM), and your parent game has just begun.
>>587117447the woke left killed my wife and raped my dog
Couldn't get to grind too much due to hospital stuff. I hope I get at least A mile and B dirt before it's too late.
I was taking a shower and got pinched right above the elbow by a ghost, it was nice knowing you all
>>587117996Oh sorry, I thought you were the scribble artist so I was making a request. My bad.
Yuni when?
>>587117895I think this is probably my least favourite baitpasta.
>>587118061(early) morning!
>>587118059Will she fall for Helios after all in some gay event?
>>587118190If they left what's the problem?
>>587118717No, she rejects Helios after the dance.
>>587118723
>>587118571It's not made to entertain anyone fuck you
>>587118391Stop being a pussyt. Had a staring contest with a drowned woman in my bathroom
>>587118158I'm still working on Agnes because getting her speed up is butt, but this is who I'm running Taiki with (2 Pace 1 End).Hope it works out!
>>587118251>hospital stuffa-anon are you dying?
>>587118879Why are you drowning women in your bathroom
>>587117806>>587118539on italso anyone can feel free to request an uma that hasn't been drawn before of course
>>587118876Clearly it entertains you, or you wouldn't keep posting it.
>>587118876>writing nonsensical inaccuracies meant to incite anger and provoke (You)'s isn't meant to be baitpastano, anon was right. And yours sucks pretty hard, you should make them creative, at least.
>>587118994Have you done Tanino Gimlet?
>>587119046what is rainster?
>>587119046>tarumae>scarlet>flashUOOOOOOHHHHHH SEX... and falco
>>587118984if you arent drowning random homeless women already you're ngmi
My trainee thinks she's slick
>>587118984If not the bathroom, what room should he be using?
>>587119157gosh she's so cool
>>587119201heh
>>587118616morning, I haven't slept yet
>>587118998I post it out of desperation and sadness. I derive no pleasure from it. >>587119051Which part is nonsensical/inaccurate? Helios might as well have "dyke" tattooed on her forehead and you would still argue otherwise.
bwos... go on without me...
>>587118984Your talking to me?
>>587119517Helios is for (You) just like every other fucking uma, you're just falseflagging, trying to start a >umas are gay vs>umas are for (You) argument. And uma could declare she is in love with (You) and you'd still call her a lesbian if she so much as exchanged a smile with another uma. You do this multiple times a day and then get upset when anon points out you suck at what you're doing. But at least it entertains you, it's just close to the least entertaining baitpasta in /uma/.
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/DTDoqX>https://jiggie.fun/DTDoqXhttps://jiggie.fun/DTDoqX>https://jiggie.fun/DTDoqXhttps://jiggie.fun/DTDoqX
What's the most interesting baitpasta in /uma/?
>>587119450I haven't either, got stuck browsing dumb uma videos. Apparently kill me baby had a resurgence in Japan like 5 years ago...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTFFXrahSjI
i have eaten leftover chicken for the last 3 meals and there is still more chicken left that ill have to eat tomorrow
If you get Palmer do you also get Helios? Also does it work in reverse?
>>587120142freeze
>>587120192palmer would monopolize youhelios wouldn't
>was about to write a "lol bye losers im playing wow forever" kinda post>forgot I was banned from wow 11 years ago (hacked) and never bothered to appeal it
>>587120192You are more likely to get one if you have the other. Career wise, you basically get the other for free because they are always there to support you and whomever you're training between them.
lol bye losers im playing wow forever
>>587120314People still play WoW?
>>587120192>if you get Palmer do you get Helios?dunno>does it work in reverse?no, I got Helios but not Palmer. I'll probably have to wait until 2.5 anniversary to start farming her unless she spooks me on CB, VFujin, or Summer Suzuka banners.
>>587120393But you might miss out on drama
>>587120415more than any mmo on planet earth, actually
>>587120442No they won't. WoW general has enough drama to feed whole moons of people.
how much stamina does a Runaway need in order to survive Spot Struggle with another Runaway? Is it even possible? Or did Cygames just make it so the math doesn't work out no matter what you do?
>>587120415WoW Forever promised to be "Vanilla+" and that got most of the boomers and millennials on board so they can chase the high they had playing WoW in 2004.
>>587120468That doesn't say much
>>587120468people play mmos?
>>587120452Dic if she hot
>>587120452Wow, she looks WAY cuter with her glasses off. Are her glasses just a debuff?
>>587120452congratulations on her glasses removal surgery and on twin turdo's glasses transplant surgery!
>>587120656I know that people use FFXIV for ERPing
Finally got time to do wei's career. Wasn't bad, could have been a lot better. This was the highlight; totally unexpected.
>>587120468People play videogames?
>>587120676sex
>>587119791Helios is told multiple times in plain English to be in love with Ruby. That is a bit more than exchanging smiles.>uma could declare that she is in love with (you)Never happens
Dona Big Ben wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Fukushima
>>587120790>watching streamersSorry I'm not a faggot
>>587120656I still play mabinogi on a private server.
I stopped playing MMO ever since the popular ones moved to a subscription model. Whatever happened to buying cash shop bikini outfits for your character to support the game?
I'm literally about to go insane I can't find my fucking torx bits anywhere.
Sanono Fighter wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>587120958I like subscription models for MMOs since there are noticeably fewer children and third worlders around in those games
>>587120992It's right next to the 10mm bro are you blind?
>>587120562depends a lot on distance
Teleos Bella wins the 1st race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
MMOs haven't been good since Everquest: The Planes of Power.
>>587121114Chink farms are good for stimulating the economy, you can buy items for cheap that way.
>>587121157shouldn't you be getting to bed, old man
Gold Showman wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Fukushima
>>587121157lmfao bro's actually 40 years old
switching kita card for taiki card was a terrible idea...
>>587121336taiki is a whale card bro we told u this
>>587120801>Helios is told multiple times in plain English to be in love with Ruby. That is a bit more than exchanging smiles.headcanon, never happens. You don't even have her, why are you making things up?you're not seriously desperate or sad at the supposed lack of for (You) umas, you're just baiting and shitposting like the rest of us and figure pretending you're lovesick torena constantly rejected by trainees because they all hate men like Dober and Ramonu and Ardan and Super Creek waaaaaaaaaaaahhh they're all carpet munchers waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhamusing, in kind of a pathetic way. I wonder what your cope for CB is going to be. Do make sure and post it (I know you will)
>>587121336Use both
Crystal Sugar wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
>>587121301>>587121327I was only 10 when I was playing it. A monthly sub was small sacrifice for my parents who were convinced I was one trip outside away from getting kidnapped.
>>587121420>use 3 speed cards>cap speed by early senior yearno thanks
>>587121151how about Mile?
>>587121134i cant find that either
>>587121508Gwo your power?
Salto Veloce wins the 2nd race (2YO Maiden) at Kyoto
I'm still kitasanless...
Eri Nic wins the 3rd race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Fukushima
>>587121631damnimagine the whore of tracen not wanting you
Holiday (Xmas) Mirakohttps://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1sX486YEUG/
>>587120958>I stopped playing MMO ever since the popular ones moved to a subscription model.They've...always been a subscription model though? Runescape and WoW have been subscription for their whole lifetimes
>>587121764He didn't say currenless
>>587121768Mirako fat
>>587118550january
>>587121768need miracle (the fat one)
Schon Licht wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at Tokyo
how heavy is the universe and will i die if she sits on my face
>>587121318>Satono CrownHell yeah
>>587121925That's illegal in the UK, be careful
>>587121896das a lot of Sunday Silence
>>587121517a gold heal and like 700 stamina should be fine. i dont expect many people to be running runaways though, they are more likely to die from debuffers next cm
>>587121925about 490kg and no, you'll just be arrested
Golden Promise wins the 3rd race (2YO Maiden) at KyotoFujita Horse btw
Summer Again wins the 4th race (3YO+ Jump Maiden) at Fukushima
>>587120094that song is way too good, I've seen a good share of MMDs with itI forgot the anime was that old already...
I think I can land an entry-level, somewhat corpo job this month, but that would mean not being able to take a leave when my oshi's banner drops next month, since it would be a bad look on me to take a sick leave just a month after joiningbut, I would feel like shit if I still don't have a job by my birthdayshould I?
Blue Rutile wins the 4th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo>direct Agnes Tachyon sire linerare
>>587122372get the fucking job retardyour oshi will understand and wait for you to train her
>>587122372>since it would be a bad look on me to take a sick leave just a month after joining???if you get sick you get sick
Satono Gloria wins the 4th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>587121405>headcanon, never happens.Even dishonesty should have limits
>helios is a chud boy horse>starts off her career by winning in a girl horse only race
>>587122394>Admire Aurawhat a name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?is=3tB-tF0bTNLDjWGi&v=dag6dQ038NwGatekeep when?
mejiro palmer palm in my palm
>>587122763>Even dishonesty should have limitsit doesn't. You should know, after all.
>>587122943>loose umanko
>>587122394>tachy spawnPlease don't inherit the brittle leg debuff...>>587122564
>>587123205Daisca didn't have that debuff, so probs not
>>587122943wtf, palmer is actually kinda hot
am I retarded for trying to make a 3* stam ryan to use as a late parent
>>587123323Yes
>>587123323she's almost always relevant on mediums, so no
>>587123323isn't her unique a top tier inherit for lates?
AHHHHHH UNCONTROLLABLE LYUDOKINYOOOOO
>>587113678this post made me check and i see i also got namedropped and the person said something mean... now i think my clubmates secretly hate me...
>>587123205Lol I'm a retardWas gonna say something about Maru spawns but forgotAnd looks like I also forgot to delete that part so have some Maru as an apology
>>587121794He's most likely from SEA or South America where f2p was always the standard.
>>587123319Always has been.
>>587114038its obviously horsemeat
>>587122372>since it would be a bad look on me to take a sick leave just a month after joiningeven if you did nobody would care unless you had a deadline for something on the same day
>>587123426ah, ballsi only have her at 2*what the fuck am i supposed to docan't make parents because i have no upgraded umas and can't make aces because i have no cardsspamming club fan clank runs on repeat for a month waiting to pull on ramonu is kinda shit
>>587123734ryan is cute
Seiun Big Bang wins the 5th race (3YO+ Jump Maiden) at Fukushima
>>587121896another inbred...
>>587122372Bwo, do you not have a phone?Just fucking take a lunch break, go to your car, roll for your Oshi.
>>587122372The job is more important
>>587124191The real contest is which horse has the name with the bigger aura damn
>>587117806palmer for u
I happy to hear that manual chibianon is alive and well
>>587124560So incredibly cute
>>587124560She's adorable. Thank you!
>>587109573futa porn of this game is so hotespecially the penis size difference art ones
>>587109795Skill issue
>>587123301she did though, that's even why she retired early
>>587124560Based
>>587124727teiobro btw
I should turn this into a spreadsheet. Distances for all CM/LoH races for the next 2.5 years. CM22: Mile, 1600m (dirt)CM23: Medium, 2000mCM 24: Long, 3200mLoH1: Medium, 2400CM25: Mile, 1600mLoH2: Sprint, 1200mCM26: Mile 1600m (dirt)LoH3: Long, 3000mCM27: Medium 2400mLoH4: Mile, 1600mCM28: Long, 2500mLoH5: Medium, 2100mCM29: Sprint, 1400mCM30: Mile, 1600mLoH6: Long, 3200mCM31: Medium, 2400mLoH7: Sprint, 1000mCM32: Mile, 1800m (dirt)LoH8: Mile, 1600mCM33: Medium, 2000mLoH9: Medium, 2200mCM34: Long, 2500mCM35: Medium, 2400mLoH10: Sprint, 1200mCM36: Mile, 1600mCM37: Long, 3200mLoH11: Medium, 2000mCM38: Medium, 2400mCM39: Medium, 2200mLoH12: Long, 2600mCM40: Medium, 2000mCM41: Sprint, 1200mLoH13: Mile, 1600mCM42: Mile, 1600mCM43: Long, 2500mLoH14: Sprint, 1200mCM44: Medium, 2200mCM45: Medium, 2000mLoH15: Sprint, 1200mCM46: Medium, 2400CM47: Long, 3600mCM48: Medium, 2400mCM49: Mile, 1800mCM50: Medium, 2400mCM51: Medium, 2200m>Sprint CMs/LoH: 7>Mile CMs/LoH: 11>Medium CMs/LoH: 18>Long CMs/LoH: 9>Fake Long CMs/Loh: 4>True Long CMs/LoH: 5>rate of sprints: 15%>rate of miles: 24%>rate of mediums: 40%>rate of longs: 20%>rate of fake longs: 9%>rate of true longs: 11%
>>587124560do you have all the previous ones posted somewhere?
>>587124773>she won in spite of her conditionsSo that's why she has guts bonus
Posting the bono
>>587122372does the job require you to work 18 hours a day 7 days a week? No? It's just 8-10 hrs/day 5 days week? Then play before or after work. DUMB ASS FAGGOT GET A JOB
Taisei Noblesse wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Tokyo
>>587125005>efforia ichiban stinky went front on tokyoRWHY DO THEY KEEP DOING IT
>>587110010The tip touching will never happen
>>587122372not your blog, faggot
We should all just be neets. There is no future for this world anyway
>>587124853i guess i could make a rentry even though i like having them floating around through random threads like little collectibles
>will have Kitasan, VFujin, Blaze Brian, and CB by the time CM24 comes aroundthe question of which 3 umas to run is going to be very, very difficult. I'm mostly a front main, but CB and Brian are major oshis, do I seriously run a front/pace/end comp? That seems seriously weak.
>>587124985I'm so thankful I live in a free society where bono can sit on my face and I won't get arrested
37 minutes until comfy hour
>>587125092
>>587125403there's no comfy hour
Bros, if I don't bring Rob Roy to every CM, is that a betrayal?
She's just like me frfr
just one more month of this garbage scenariojust one more month...
the umankoslammer
Honesty wins the 5th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>587125854>procced NSMwhy does kohei like freaky races, he got brocked at the corner
>>587125665My #1 oshi is Suzuka, and I'm probably not bringing her to the Haruten.
>>587125665nyo. especially if you don't have the sparks to mutate her yet
>>587125665up to you. its mad style points to mutate but not everyone has the time and resources. at the end of the day you gotta do whats fun for you.
why is Helios obsessed with Ruby? Is that ever explained?
>>587125854Applejack...
>>587126140"UOHHHHHHHHHH CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Daitaku Helios
>>587126140In real life, it was noted that Helios seemed to perform better when racing with Ruby. Helios's owners also tried to get him with Ruby, but the schedule never worked out or something like that.
>>587126272Helios is way hotter than Ruby, to me at least. I don't really get it.
>>587126140keibafags used to ship the IRL horses together 20 years ago so their owners thought it would be funny if they shipped them in the game too
>>587126439keibafags.... love yuri?
>>587126407>but the schedule never worked out or something like that.nah, Helios was just a shit sire so Ruby who was a high-quality mare was sent to others
>>587126439They were correct
>>587126439>IRL Ruby was a broodmare>IRL Helios was a stallionohhhhhhh now I get it. Cygames you're funny.
>>587126416Uhh what am I touching in this box..
>>587125665I only bring my oshi to about half CMs because her kit is just bad, it's a pain in the ass to mutate, and she doesn't have a heal for meds/longsso even when I get a usable one she's usually the weakest member on the teamBut I bring her when I don't mind grinding out something
>>587126536>shit sirehelios.... your microclit....
Helios never scored...
>>587126439>the original triangle was kei, ruby and helios>kei dies, ruby wins 0 races after the fact, but helios still does her best for rubyIt's so Kino...
>>587126416why does this have threatening undertones? Ardan? H-hello?
>>587126657Virgin in death, virgin in reincarnated Ran through in life, gaping in reincarnated I don't make the rules
Give me a (You) or I rape Nice Nature.
go on. do it.
I love this stupid looking Curren
>>587126657he was never bred? Seriously?
Have sex with umas.
>587126884Do it you fucking pussy.
Rape her, nothing of value lost
>>587126884
>>587111057I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
oguri fuck as in fuck
>>587126884*rapes u*
>>587126918you also have never been bred
>>587126884nyoppers. neicha is for tender, gentle, loving umapyoi
Ganymede Saloon wins the 6th race (2YO Debut) at Fukushima
>>587126918never ever
Mejiro girls are dangerous.
why would you rape her when she'd just sex you if you asked
>>587126657I can fix that
>>587127067>7this is true
>>587126918He was, just never with Ruby
>>587127249>ignition rubyhow pathetic is it to name your child after your failed love?
>>587127061I've never so much as held hands with a girl who liked me back. Happily contented wizard.
>>587127249>Alpha Alarice>27 wins/239 startsalways funny seeing NAR stats against JRA stats
>>587127397That's sad, like unironcally
>>587127401The consecutive races...
>>587127397I think virgins like (you) are cute!
>>587127362
>>587127516It is dangerous to look at pictures like that, anon.
>>587127356Anon, that's the name of the Dam he fucked, the kid went to NAR, so Netkeiba did not bother to translate that horse's actual name (which is ダブルミカオー = Double Mika-O) and left it the same as it was designated as a foal
>>587127506begone succubus, us wizards will not succumb
>>587127093Indeed.
Even the seiyuus know that Helios will never score.
sometimes I feel like replying an "uma for me" post with the most unrelated uma to it
Ut Journey wins the 6th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>587127758Ruby should be more deadpan and it's perfect
>>587127802opposites attract so even an unrelated uma fits sometimes
>>587127802uma for this behavior?
The Umas all organizing a butt naked streak at the track and Manhattan gets bullied into streak despite really really REALLY not wanting to do it and she is embarrassed the entire time and the track writes an article about the event and the picture used in the header has Manhattan front and center with her nipples and bush completely exposed so the entire world can see her naked boobs and vagina and when she finds out she screams bloody murder at the person who made the article and threatens to kill herself and she locks herself up in her room bawling because her life is effectively over now that every boy involved in the track has seen her naked and anybody in the entire world who wants to see her breasts and crotch can just go on the internet and see them!Manhattan scrolling down and immediately finding a picture where her butt is visible too and it's captioned "Manhattan gets cheeky!"
>>587127397Foids are never worth it anyway
>>587127913golshi
>>587127930@umagrok generate an image for this
They're going to announce retirement plans for Forever Young tomorrow.
>>587127802I have a micropenis and my hair color doesn't match my beard color uma for me
They're going to announce donut plans for Forever Young tomorrow.
>my imouto thinks I'm dumb for liking Curren>"she manipulates stupid men for fun she's a WHORE">she's reading a dumb gyaru romcom>sends me pic related saying "look it's Curren if she had a conscience"introducing her to Uma Musume was a mistake
>>587128098buhbluh
>>587128207it's okay anonwe think you're dumb for liking Curren too
>>587128132Biko Pegasus
>>587128132Gold Ship.
>>587128207
>>587128207You're just mad because she's right
>>587128292spaced out Bourbon my beloved
>>587128296
>>587128207based imouto
>>587128359she's way flatter than that
>>587128207You should fuck your sister.
>>587128463I made her wear pads as a joke
>>587128368no I'm mad because ordinarily she hates frilly girly shit, but OF COURSE she really loves Smart Falcon dumb girl
>>587128207Shiori is a good girl.
Rouge Sereno wins the 6th race (2YO Debut) at Kyoto
>>587128207BASED sisterNow who is her oshi?
>>587128590she's a quintessential rendering of the holy scriptures:>"a wise woman builds her house, but a foolish woman burns it down with her own hands"
>>587128383https://youtu.be/77jgQCkgObI?si=BTzx1KCG9qiJZrre pay attention CLANKER
>>587124853>>587125181https://rentry.org/6obgdzddthere u go!
higod dam furious feat blows, does it ever get buffed like oyl?-1 borrow on kkk pasa ig, at least I got to try her out.
why didn't they just let aids finish the job
>>587128703her favorites are Grass Wonder and Seiun Sky
>>587128915Your sister is based and I already fucked her.
>>587128915Damn your sister is pretty cool
>>587128978>>587129062Being a S1 animeonly is the opposite of based
49 minutes until comfy hour
>>587128803AIEEE
why the hell do people play grand live? Do you hate yourself?
>>587129297wait... but that's when I go to sleep gwo....
>>587129062her favorite used to be Special Week (she adored her in the S1 anime, the diet and being tied to a post made her laugh like a drunken hyena), but then (this was back in URA) SpeFat gave her 7 mood downs in one career, and my sister lost her shit yelling. Then she trained Grass, noticed how Grass would tease Special Week, and poof just like that, favorite uma changed. /blogpost
>>587124619thank you! im doing wei>>587119157also me do gimlet tomorrowhopefully you see it!!!good night everyone
Okay fags, if you think your tastes are good, list your top 3 favorites, list your 3 least favorites. Anons determine if you have good or bad taste.
>>587127401why do dirters love running their horses to the ground?
Mitono Rin wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Fukushima
>>587129456Favorites>King Halo>Mejiro Ardan>Satono CrownLeast favorites>Air Groove>TM Opera O>Agnes Tachyon
>>587129391Valid. True Japanese beauty won out in the end
>K.S Miracle raced against Helios in the 1991 Mile Championship & placed 3rd>because Uma Sprinters Stakes is in September instead of December like it was back then this is completely erasedHelios also placed 5th in the 91' Arima KinenHe placed ! (though I don't know why they had him skip the Sprinters Stakes for that still)He did not jobHelios lowballed...
>>587126407>but the schedule never worked out or something like thatno, it was because ruby's owner didn't want helios anywhere near his girl>>587126536helios actually did have a G1 winning son (Daitaku Yamato)
>>587129456>FavoritesNishino FlowerMayano Top GunNice Nature>Least favoritesSpeshitSymboli Cringe SAdmire Vega
>>587129609witlet
>>587129456Top 3 favorites>Suzuka>CB>Ardan3 least favorites>Digitan>Shakur>Pasa
>>587129609>though I don't know why they had him skip the Sprinters Stakes for that stillArima is just more prestigious than sprintersit's also oddly less punishing for milers than the distance would suggest
>>587129832>>587129516Good>>587129763Shit
>>587129456ayabe mcafe pamamaya tupac flash
>>587129456Favorites>Nishino Flower>Sweep Tosho>Haru UraraLeast Favorites>Super Creek>Seeking the Pearl>Daiwa Scarlet
>>587129641a single G1 won by his son does not make him a good sire
>>587129456>FavoritesRice Shower Mayano Top GunMihono Bourbon>Least Favorite Special Week Oguri CapSymboli Sirius
>>587129456>topRob RoyFalcoKing>leastShakurFujiTaishin
>>587130012>>587129987Good>>587130069>>587129994Shit
>>587130069based boy hater
>>587129456favorites>Symboli Rudolf >Sirius Symboli >Orfevre least>Gentildonna >Goldship>Special Week
Hakushin Brian wins the 7th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>587129430weeiii
>>587130262Shit and female
>>587129889Helios did win the (then 2000m) Takamatsunomiya Kinen against Ruby (2nd) His stamina wasn't too shabby If only he could've participated in the 90' Satsuki Sho...>>587129806Helios or me???
>>587129456>favsSiriusFurawaSuzuka>least favBikoYaenoBamboo
>>587129456>toplaurelkingudia>leastshichishakurcurren
>people actually like SiriusWhat?
>>587129516>>587129763>>587129994>>587130012>>587130069>>587130527Gentlemen taste.>>587129832>>587130262>>587130534Plebeian taste.
>>587130367Helios obviouslyShe didn't proc her skills and spent too much stam
>>587130591it's like creekumommy fags, but a step lower because they want to be treated like a dog
>>587130534Good>>587130527Shit
>favoritesfenomenosirius symboliorfevre>least favoritesardantarumaeeishin flash
>>587130591I like her personality, and totally love her design and voiceI also like her career, even though I would've preferred her trainer to be more proactive but can't complain because he's literally meAlso the silly meme makes me happy
>a foidlarper has entered the threadshoo, faggot. shoo.
>>587130591it's all samefag
leastNarita TaishinNarita BrianNarita Top Road
>>587130643This. It's even worse because atleast Creek is a mommy. Sirius is the fakest of demons
>>587130782most homosexual torena ITT
>>587130875>t. mindbroken by *The only thing more pathetic the schizos is their victims
>>587129456favorites are kris s, opera o, and twin turboleast would be gold city, teio, and cleric grass
>uuuu I'm not like the other umas I want to find my own style>uuuu even though I'm from a rich and prestigious family I try to stay humble>uuuu I love boy things like digging holes aren't I such a lad teehee>uuuu I have low self-esteem and no one will ever love me despite being easy to talk to and being conventionally very attractivepalmer is such a pickme.
>favesnethallendahby>least******spies
>>587130965no, I just hate all Naritasand all end closersso I hate Taishin more than Top Road
Lien du Coeur wins the 7th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>587130961or a 3DPD foidbut those don't come to /uma/ so it's either a faggot or a shitposter
so what did we learn?
>>587131037This is why nobody would pick Te*o
>>587130965relax schizo
>>587131227Alot of people hate Special Week and that makes me happy
>>587129456Favorites:LaurelOrfevreTsurumaru Tsuyoshi Least favorites:Still in LoveBuena VistaOguri Cap
>>587131227Good taste = Popular opinion
>>587129350name another scenario that lets me get 1600 speed 1400 power 1300 wit
>>587131317retard
>>587131441Grand Live doesn't do that
>>587131536you can thoif you keep stam and guts at 150 each
>>587129350I do it for her.
>>587129456>topShichiJordanFinemo>bottomMayaKitasanCreek
>FavoritesMayano Top GunSakura LaurelMarvelous Sunday>Least Favoritesnone because other umas are not that offensive Narita Brian
>favoritetorenatorepitore-chan>least favoritelight hellotazunaazuma
>>587131496
>>587129350this >>587131593 desu
looking at cb art makes me happy
Optimo wins the 8th race (3YO+ 1 Win ALW) at Fukushima
>>587131643>t. Smart Falco, the KEKED
>>587131610based '97 Old ***** keibafag
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>587131718CB art is what made me decide to spark her. Six months ago? 8? Was when it startedWith this image. This damn image
>>587131797HASHITTE MOTTO KIRAMEITE
>>587131593
>>587131037teiobro is actually teiosis?!
>>587129456>Top favoritesRice Shower, Mejiro Bright, Hokko Tarumae>Least but not hatedCurren Chan, Admire Vega, Nice Nature
>>587131868Uokka's dad is so cool
hag sex
>>587130591what's there to not like
>>587131953>least but not hatedthis is an important qualification. I don't think I hate any umas, myself. Digitan and Pasa get on my nerves and are annoying, but that's all I can really think of. Most of the time, chapters 1-4 of an uma's story nearly make me pull for them (e.g. Ines Fujin, barely escaped, or Mejiro Ardan, did not escape).
>favoriteSuzuka>least favoriteHishi AmazonSymboli Kris SRigantona
Any late chad here? Outside of generalist card like ramonu wit/scenario card and neo universe what are your pulling plan
>>587132287Spe...
Rhein Sieg wins the 8th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Tokyo
>>587132304definitely get the dura/dia banner. dia wit is the priority, and getting dura to mlb is a nice bonus but not mandatorypokke speed before that, if you have the carats to spare. otherwise, borrow her insteadtact wit gets released right before almond eye speed i think? but that is more than a year from now
>>587132287Spechud..
>>587131814it was 8. cb posting statted ramping up around november last year, but boomed considerably around march this year
imagine being attracted to a CHUD such as this
>>587132489Rare Rudolf spawn>father: sinister ministerThese owners go hard sometimes straight fire
Imagine you not being a FAG for once.
>>587132682special sex
>>587129456Favorites>Spe>Sky>BouquetLeast favorites>Air Groove>Shakur>Seeking the Pearl
clapping those chuddy cheeks
>>587132682Yeah....imagine......
Only evil people hate PearlShe is the embodiment of hopium
>>587129456Top 3:>Nice Nature>Buena Vista>Satono CrownBottom 3:>Dream Journey>Meisho Doto>Stay Gold
>>587132676that sounds about right. I seem to remember being aware of her in december, then in february-ish anon posted taro's manga and, well, it was a complete rout.
>>587133075this desu. she really has grown on me after playing through her career last week
>>587132682Yes
Kill Spechud
>>587132535i think tact wit is one month after almond speed.
At a Blast wins the 8th race (3YO+ 2 Win ALW) at Kyoto
>>587133070>>587132849
>>587132849>>587133070chud hivemind
breed spechud
We know SpechudWhat about Spechad?
she's a special freak between the special sheets
>>587133434The uma that can easily seduce her trainer...?
spesex?
>>587129456Favorites>Super Creek>Mejiro Ardan>Grass WonderLeast FavoritesHonestly can't think of anyone. Outside of my top 10 I think a lot of Umas (the ones that exist in Global anyway) just exist in a space where I'm vaguely fond of them and I'd feel bad for putting any of them in a bottom 3
>>587133681Does she last all week?
tender spe thigh
>>587133850Spicagod knew all this time... I kneel
Kakuuchi wins Nihommatsu Tokubetsu at Fukushima
real special hours
>>587133714this makes her look like a tomboyscarily effective, I'm afraid I'd fold like a wet paper bag if I found this
>>587133714Spe Seduction Hours?
sped hours
Does anyone have the uma pedigree chart for the big race tonight?
>>587133850based Spicaman
>>587129456>FavesTurbo Rice and Scarlet>AntifavesStay Gold, Top Road, Loves Only You
>>587134469
>>587134469literally me squeezing my cute chud's belly
Escuadra wins Hyakunichiso Tokubetsu at Fukushima>>587134306yeah, give me a second to post them
Let's see if this shit works
>>587134867Appreciate it anon.
I want to love and bully this fat fuck
post something cute
Hot Rod Heart wins Mochinoki Sho at Kyoto
Is Razor-Sharp Steps overhyped?
rushing frontliner: dies in the racerushing backliner: accel diesbravo cygames
>>587135425
I'm never eating a whole chicken again my ass was like a faucet at the toilet.Food poisoned again......
>>587135763it's called balance. if rushing only negatively affected one running style, then that style is obsolete forever
>>587135857Now you understand the price of gluttony
No fatties thanks
>>587136065It's the only thing I ate today barely 1600kcal that's not gluttony
Hi!!!I missed the Republica Argentina?
>>587136065>>587136170It's the price of eating food cooked by immigrants, those savages are immune to shitworld country diseases like salmonellaEat whatever you want but as long as it's cooked properly
Well, got under 150 again which I'm happy with. Maybe one day I'll really click with a scenario and hit top 100.
>>587136212nyo, it's in 40 minutes
Copano Republica Argentina
High Quality wins Kahoku Shimpo Hai at Fukushima
>>587122048YEEES GOLDEN PROMISE DID IT!!!!
>>587136084
>>587136170should have cooked it yourselfI roasted a duck and ate it. Was damn good. If a bit small.
Ogurin wouldn't say that. She'd say "yum!" and keep eating.
i love my fat american wife
>>587136410My girlfriend is older than my parents...
>>587136714
>>587109573Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
>>587137032Laisu wrote this post btw
>>587137032proof?
Wide Krieger wins Kinshu Stakes at Tokyo
>>587137032well yeah she's a woman
That's the thing about Uma girlfeets: they stink. They fucking STINK. They reek. Uma girlfeets are smelly. The sun is hot; Uma girlfeets are smelly. And yet there are people that will gaslight me to my face and say that they aren't. I mean, just ask the Umas themselves! They'll get super flustered if you say their feet are smelly and they'll yell at you with red faces and tears in their eyes trying to make you say that they smell like lilacs and hyacinths...and yet if ask them to let you smell their feet, they'll just completely melt down and storm out the room. Because they know that if you smell their feet you'll reach the obvious, conclusion: THEY FUCKING STINK! Like cheese and vinegars!FUCK SAKES! Wake up! Fucking clown world!
>>587137301
>>587137343Of course the pleb would be unable to appreciate caviar
>>587126140She went SEEEEX at her.
>>587136701sex with americans>>587137301sex with germans
>>587137731
Avion wins Kiyomizu Stakes at Kyoto
>>587137863>>587137731CurrenT is literally me
>>587137781>sex with germansThat comes at a price
>>587137863Ruined
These are my appointed trainees.
>>587137923Stego sexo is... Kino?
>>587129456>Favorites:Gold CitySatono DiamondMejiro McQueen>Least Favorites:Haru UraraAgnes TachyonNishino Flower
>>587136950oooouuuuuu lolizensky
>>587137863THIS big
>>587138139Why did you make these little girls wear micro-bikinis
>>587137781>sex with nazis>sex with fat nazis
>>587138143
>>587138254Yes.
>>587138213I think they should wear nothing at all
>>587138213Why not?
What is it about CB's design that makes her so unattractive?
>>587138810You being a fag
stop posting fillies
Ghillies' Ball wins Michinoku Stakes (Open) at Fukushima
>>587138889No
>>587138902I see a Fuji Kiseki there!!!
german milk
>>587138972my paizuri slave
>>587138880If I'm a fag why do I find Creek attractive?
Next race is G2 Copa Republica Argentina
>>587134867>PPheh
>>587138213There came to me like that...
>>587138889
>>587139027that's my paizuri WIFE pal
>>587139052G T Darling i bet all my umacoins. Shiaoki sama please bless me
>>587139035The keywords being "finding her attractive", which is what fags say about girls they'd like to be, turbohomo
>>587139052byzantine dream's got this
>>587139085That's a colt
>>587139218I think MISTER Cock and Balls reminds you of men, so I think you might be the fag.
>>587139052uma delica.....
>>587139447Eishin Flash is... very pretty
Family Time wins G2 Copa Republica Argentina at Tokyo
damn someone just got rich
FAMILY CHADS
Is it me or none of the faves have won anything in a while? The fuck?
how come nobody told me to roll on the camping banner? Ctaiki fells like human rights every other cm
>>587139139Your wife is my paizuri slave, dude
>>587139447she's a real moist type of woman
https://poal.me/h2ruqrhttps://poal.me/h2ruqrhttps://poal.me/h2ruqr
>>587139887Nobody but you thinks every other CM is mile, for one
>>587139756FAMBLIS VICTORY
>>587139916What is this relationship?
>>587139887nobody thought N&N would be buffed early
Next race is G3 Miyako Stakes
>>587139962b-b-b-but I was told she'd be great for mediums Tooo!!!!
This general is ruining your mental health.
>>587139916rounco would do this
>>587140037Patient Sien will winalso one horse will not be able to finish the race
>>587140037I trust you Shigeru Shogun
>>587139074They are doing it on purpose...
>>587139887Sprint/Mile CMs aren't so common that you have to metafag for them, and if you loved Taiki/Dober you'd have rolled on the banner without being told>>587139812Who is the Dom Torreto of Uma?
>100k usd payout if you bought this ticket
>>58713975616th favorite with 74.2 odds won. 13th favorite and 12th favorite in 2nd and 3rd place. Whoever bets on them is blessed by Shiraoki.
>>587140037let's go Walzer Schal!!!
>>587140037cam on my noir
>>587140037all in BBC
>>587140148Maya would NOT wear this
>>587140224
Laurel!?
>>587140218i hate this plce
>>587140289She's a Francoboo
>>587140289Nobody in their right mind would go to Fr*nce even if it's to plap your trainee's fertile umanko
I keep forgetting to add the Hopeless Stakes mission's races to my clank schedule.
>>587140289wait, tf, what poll is this?!?!
https://youtube.com/shorts/HvA6NeUk9AI?si=bIdeJkBg6PaO0naZI wonder why Tachyon’s AI voice always sounds ESL as shit, while Urara’s AI voice sounds normal
>>587140369Tsubaki chan is just built like that
>>587140289I don't need to go to France for my Laurelei, she lives in Japan anyway
>>587140289Would've voted crown but >hong kongAny place near west taiwan is disgusting
>>587140289as much as I love Laurel, I'm sure even she would not want to go to the shitstorm going on over there right mow
Are you going to disagree with a doctor?
>>587140148Isn't this too erotic?
frontGAWDS
>>587140551>that facial structure and receding hairlineDon't trust any of (((Them)))
Lord Couronne wins G3 Miyako Stakes at Kyoto
>>587140289I didn't have a choice.
>>587140653HE BROKE THE CURSE
>>587140551He looks and sounds like a literal who so yes, I will
>>587140289Barbecue and milk with 500 kidswhat's there to hate
>>587140670>guess whereanywhere but Epsatono Island is fine
>>587140653nice
>>587140734qrd?
sex
>>587140289paris and marseilles are the only majors points for tourism and thats also where all the savagery is.
>>587140539switch off your tv nothing ever happens
>>587140810yes my Tachwife
>>587140539Just stay away from the capital or tourist sites and it's gonna be fine
>>587140779Can you not call it that???
>>587140289ask again when the frenchie metly settles down
>>587140810
>>587140963what is Dia-chan trying to convey with that expression?
>>587140748>sounds like a literal
>>587141185winter is a cold season, and she needs (you)r warmth
baguette?
>>587141350Tama... Groomed by Creek...
>>587141457>>587141457>>587141457
>>587140963This uma scares me...
>>587141478Sorry, gave the wrong link by mistake>>586597969>>586597969>>586597969
