Previous: >>587274182 >NewsAgent Record | Kafkahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47185592Agent Record | Robinhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47185723Agent Record | Sunbringerhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47172159Version 3.3 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/eskKHxhmjCE >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/k6J800BJ7Nchttps://youtu.be/aEq4rW2KbPM (EN)https://youtu.be/W006N8rM4Mk (JP)https://youtu.be/AkWvzeXDUxY (EN)https://youtu.be/5MT2Hsfs4Rw (JP)https://youtu.be/wHxjO2Ut3Ic (EN)https://youtu.be/BBlnJrW0GeQ (JP) >Upcoming Events for 3.3https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/166963All-New Program 10/21 - 12/01Spooky Funhouse Tales 10/22 - 11/30Cyber Miracle Healer, on Duty! 10/28 - 11/16Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 10/28 - 11/09"En-Nah" Into Your3 Lap 11/11 - 12/01Trails of the Hobbling Crow 11/11 - 11/30Repair! Drifting Art 11/16 - 11/30Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 11/25 - 11/30 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTHOLLOWRUN33INKSHIFT33LEVELUP33 >Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
Don't forget about Sarah......
I love my wife Aria!!!
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
>>587307460Silver Palace stole Corrin and called her Cordelia why are they so shameless?
GRAB A STRAP ANDwobbowobbo
>>587307461NOI'VE BEEN PLAYING OTHER GAMES THIS MONTHHOW OVER IS IT?
sticking my thumb in dialyns butthole
Predict how fucked up the powerscaling will be thanks to Robin and Kafka
>>587307704> why are they so shameless?They're Chinese.
>>587307913This ends with Billy and Sunna being Planet level
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)(Three, two, one, wake up)Human games still learning how to playBut I guess I'm doing super great(Am I super great? I'm super great!)Blinking red my heart gets easily drainedI take it all too hard, it's ingrained(It's in my veins)Hello, I'm a, I'm a one percent low battery girl (Hm-hm)Got one bar left in my bloodWhen I go around by the metroGra-grab the strap and wobble-wobbleOne percent low battery girl (Hm-hm)Four espressos just to goOh, just to goLife goes on! (On!)[Post-Chorus]I need a chargeTake me somewhere quiet no one cares(Twenty, thirty, forty-five)I need a chargeIf you need it too, I wouldn't mind staying with you(Eighty, ninety, ninety-nine)Check my voltage, how much is left?Maybe twenty percent or maybe lessA tiny spike and I could drop deadMaybe twenty percent (Twenty) or maybe less (Less)A tiny, tiny spike and I could drop deadI'll wake up when I'm fedYou know what I said?I'm good at taking (Good care of me)So I don't crash or go offlineNo one needs me but oneYeah, it's me, and that's enoughI'm a, I'm a one percent low battery girl (Hm-hm)Got one bar left in my bloodWhen I go around by the metroGra-grab the strap and wobble-wobbleOne percent low battery girl (Hm-hm)Four espressos just to goOh, just to goLife goes on!I need a chargeTake me somewhere quiet no one cares(Twenty, thirty, forty-five)I need a chargeIf you need it too, I wouldn't mind staying with you(Eighty, ninety) Oh, baby[Bridge]Life is so longWhen I stare at the ceiling, waiting for the sun (For sun)Oh, baby, life is so short (Short?)I walk slow, afraid of getting lostOh, oh-oh-oh, boss, approve my leave request beforeI start babbling cause my battery is getting lower and lowerThe more breaks I get, the better I stayLife goes onSo I need a chargeIf you need it too, I wouldn't mind staying with you(Eighty, ninety, ninety-nine) You, you, oh(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)(Three, two, one, wake up)
I LOOOOOOOSSSSST...?
>>587307704who cares? this game will forgotten just like nte and endfield
Whenever I regain consciousness for a few minutes and realize Phoenix is not here with me I feel agonizing pain
>>587308182WUWA..UWA...
>>587307913not at all because they're non canon
masked babe when
>>587307704They even stole Seed guys
>>587307704Why does this have to be a gacha?
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>587308236>Whenever I regain consciousness I feel agonizing painPenis...
>>587308409Would you stick your face into her ear holes and take a big whiff?
>>587308570gross as hell, love it
>>587307704>>587308362aint that the yuri gacha?seems like im not missing out on much
>>587308570I wouldn't want to make her uncomfortable.
i flipped WONNED
>Yenless Yen Zero
>>587309001Play the game instead of shitposting allday!!!!
My coworker is gone for the day. Which agent should I goon to?
Shifu armpits
>>587309054Gyro
I'm black. Who's my favorite Agent?
>>587308756Silver Palace is a cultured game for cultured people
Sunbringer flopped and lostedKafka wonnered BIGLY
>>587309127Pulchra
>>587309235What about him?
>>587309364that doesnt change anything
>>587309361Fufu
Now that I think about it...They didn't show Severian's backstory in either his demo or EPHis involvement in the main plot has been near zero.He’s not getting an Agent Story or a dedicated Event.His demon hand will likely never be properly explained, besides probably just a single line in a hangout event.
>>587309361One of Shifu, Zhu, Sigrid, or Ceasar
>>587308362that's not SEEDthat's orphie and magus
>>587309443It's pronounced "yee-roh"But I wanna call it a gyro cuz it sounds cooler
>>587309453NTA but that does change it for me jesus>>587309364Is it visible in-game? More examples?
>>587307704How long until every new character has attacks that just have them zooming everywhere and devastating the whole area in this game? Seems to be the route for most gacha these days
>>587309936good for you, anon
>>587307460Big busty American girls with fat asses are the best we neeed more Outer Ring girls
Uhhhhhhhhhhh Bibian Banshee
>>587308362>>587307704>chyna shamelessly stealing and copyingno way?
>>587310242Rape and eat
>apply to local steam cleaning company>my cousin even works there>say they'll hit me backThey ghosted me.>apply to hazardous material clean up>look on Indeed and see they've viewed my application>"often replies within one day"They ghosted me.>apply to pool cleaning company>already did it so I know it's all but brain deadThey denied my application>apply to tow company 30 minutes out>need someone who can be on call>seems perfectThey reject my application. See on Indeed they're still looking for people.>apply for tow company in Mississippi>I loved Natchez, it'd be nice to live there>Make it clear I'm willing to moveThey reject my application. Job still on Indeed>apply to Wendy's>waitSeems they've ghosted me, even though I know the job is brain dead.>apply to termite exterminator position>have to be willing to go into crawl spaces and shit>absolutely not, but I need the money>they ask for an interview date>set it up for tomorrowPray for me, lads.
>>587309725Gyro pronunciation is my headcanon because his whole thing is the *spin*So I never say heerio I still say Jairoh
>>587307704many such cases
Tower Refresh dokoThreshold refresh doko
>>587299161>the most recent joyous leak (the one from today) says he's not in this world whatever that means anywayThat's because ZZZ is set in a digital prison managed by the Creator AI overlord. Joyous has managed to find a way out the Matrix, and is back in the material world.This is all part of my living, comprehensive schizotheory for the game's setting, which reconciles the possibility of time travel, the borderline magical abilities and insane powerlevels, the role of the AI Keys, the role of ether and the hollows, and provides a path for the MC to return to being hackerman.
>>587310473Apply to Popeyes
>>587310202Agreed.
>>587310473Most jobs aren't actually hiring but they look better from an economic standpoint by having fake hiring positions. I did exterminator work before and honestly it's pretty cool once you grapple your fear of critters. Just wear a full body shit and mask like I did to create a psychological barrier between you and the world
>>587310473Torturing animals will always bring you bad luck sarahfag, when you start helping the little ones and loving them your luck will turn around.
>>587310610hope not, thats the worst twists and/or plot device in existance
>>587310560>Ruin the character with massive titsIf you wanted to gyaru-ify a character that wouldn't typically be seen in that kind of outfit, why not pick Eldreda instead of giving Lindverne giant knockers?
>>587310560Lindy ain't got allat
>>587310202yeah but cissia is practically main character tier
sex with anby
>>587310478>headcanonNo, it's literal canonI said gyro to make fun of xenless xen xero
>>587311180Is there more art of agents getting hit with the loli beam?
>>587310473Not your blog retard.
>>587310610What Joyous leak are you talking about?
>>587311280Someone needs to post Lolina looking sad about her dead plant in the flower pot, please
>>587311280Yea
Lorina...
>>587309361zhu yuan police brutality reversedevery black gacha player i know she's their favorite and then shifu
>>587310908and that's a good thing
>>587309361JANE DOE
I love LUCIA Elowen!Who's my favorite agent???
>>587312701
>>587309936For the other charactershttps://youtu.be/k4HWKF86u4Q?t=31Cinderella's attack animation specifically shows them off
>>587312518NTA but I'm also black. I prefer Ellen over Zhu. Zhu isn't even in my top 10
>>587312701my favorite support because i main billy
>>587312782Man, I thought this was supposed to be an anime third person shooter with zombies and shit.
>>587310560Sex with Lindverne
>>587312782Why is she fighting nobodies
>>587312782Aaiieee the propaganda is working
>>587312795she's not in my top either but it's something i've noticed. mine are rem, cissia, jane, velina, norma, rina evely cissia then ellen. they need to bring her back in stories.
>>587312782asians and their neverending obsession with western medevil fantasy
>>587312756post the sauce already
>>587311332new datamined bagel lore bits that triple down on joyous being drunk 24/7 and say that his final status update was leaving this world and he's currently presumed dead (which means he's alive lol)
>>587312756
>>587308756It's less yuri than ZZZ, you just pick male MC and it's fully straight
>>587313305i meant lucia then ellen
Should I roll Norma?
>>587313329i dunno
>>587313495You could, milady...
>>587313495yea she's meta. sev was fun and he does damage but he'll get replaced eventually. sunbringer is vh she's getting a rerun quick
>>587307460>Pulchra OPBased
>>587313495I want to marry Claret and wake her up every morning to sweets. Then I want to lick the sugar off her lips and leave her a flustered blushing mess.
>>587310908You know Cissia would swallow (you)r cock and balls whole
>>587307460
>>587313636
>>587313305>>587313463Solid taste
>>587312782this will kill zzz
>>587313852When Pulchra of all people threatens to call public security you know she's desparate
>>587307460Wise: I love fat bitches
should I get veli's ball or bringa's ball?
>>587307704>Real underwearHer cheeks are just hanging out in the open like that how could they?
>>587314254Everyone in that group is crazy except for her.
>>587314370both
>>587314370belis balls are very good and most people undersold it when she came out
>>587313495I thought she was sucking dick from the thumbnail
>>587313831That's true but would she give them back? Like would she release when I was done?
>>587314370veli ball is too good to pass curse of support
>>587312782Who hold an LMG like a minigun?! This really bothers me as a titanfall 2 veteran!
>>587313823Roxy...
>>587314896
Started thinking about Vivian Banshee and looked at some pictures of her and suddenly the whole day went by
>>587312782is there a silver palace thread?im about to leave y'all niggas (and zzz) in the dust.
>>587314410>>587312782Will be censored on release
>>587315039I do this
>>587314990
What's with all this totally organic posting about another gacha
>>587315061yeah there should be one in >>>/trash/ you will fit right in that place
But WHAT IF you had a Roxy Ifrita Pryce gf??
>>587315187most gacha censorship (safety spats and such) is just the devs being lame for market accessibility.y'all know that right?
>>587310473
>>587315061it looks terrible the loli panties are elizabethan i cant and the others dresses aren't good either there's only one good and they overuse them in promotions
>>587315446
Is there a single hoyo game with a good story?
>>587315879but when she's in soldier 0 the chest brace comes off
>>587315187Release date is next month Dec 14
>>587315037That doesn't count
>>587315710Wait...She has no pockets...
>>587315312nigga i've been playing zzz since 1.0.if anything deserves the trash bin its zzz.whether its the story, the characters, the gameplay, it all went to shit.its more bad than good at this point.devs can't even keep up with their own ideas, gimmicks and plots.i'm tired of pretending it will get better.
What exactly is my rotation with phoe\velina\remi team?
I'm on the fence on whether I want to get Phoenix or not... 60 pulls till hard pity with 150 tapes but I also want to get Sunbringer + ball. Also skipping HSR collab.
>>587307704Dumbasses made this bitch I'd M6 a 4*Also holy shit SP does not hold back with the underwear
>>587316230you're lying this is poor bait. it became more fantasy with steampunk city but it's but it's still at its roots maybe got better chinawank was worst part
Would Astra be able to beat up Robin in a fight?
>>587314410I'll be honest, but I don't like that, Corin's white bloomers are cute and make sense for a maid with a big skirt. For girls who are meant to be seductive it's fine, but cutesy maids, victorian-gothic girls and such, not much, but then again, I also know nothing about that char so maybe it does fit her.
>>587316624no
>>587316095
Wex Lith Sindverne
>>587316624robin is def no way she's a tank and deflect that purple one hand evelyn will take care of it
why do you faggots even play this game if all you want to do is jerk off to the girls?
>>587316894that only takes one hand skill issue some can do no hands if they're experts
>Come play Chinese gacha trash game gweiloNo ZZZ is plenty thank you
>>587316894no one plays this game for more than 10 minutes a day except on new update and weekly reset bwo
>>587316737Sex
>>587316696That's an LMG with a side grip, but the one in the webm is clearly based off an MG42 and has no sidegrip on, plus she's apparently left hand handed the bullets are ejecting slightly toward her, defeating the purpose of both the ejection port and a belt feed system, granted thats some magical horseshit, and there's no belt, but if it were to snag on her clothes and jam it, uh oh you're dead meat, also is a there a stock if she's not aiming over her shoulder, or using her stomach to mitigate the recoil? that's not how guns work!
joyous will show up and be our obi wan we'll get his old fit and everything
>>587315510And how does it change what I said?
bloomers of a maiden > panties of a whore
>>587316894>'playing' a wallet check gameWe are here to collect kafkas ass bozo from daily gibs and events, if you are unironically playing this shitfest, you fucking lost BIGLY
>>587316894you vastly underestimate the importance of having story, events, and gameplay that doesn't make me want to kill myself during my quest to jerk off to the girls. I also refuse to jerk off to girls I'm not invested in
https://poal.me/e2iwglhttps://poal.me/e2iwglhttps://poal.me/e2iwgl
Gentlemen, please, I am begging you not to fall for Kafka. Her terrorist organization, the Stelleron Hunters, actually destroy planets and kill millions. She could destroy New Eridu and kill everyone you love if she wanted. Think about that, she could kill your sister Belle, your son Eous, your wives Ye Shunguang and Hoshimi Miyabi, your girlfriend Remielle Dan, your best friend Billy and Seth, your supreme assistant Fairy, your other best friends like Anby and Lycaon and your stalker Vivian, and destroy the Sixth Street you love, the Angels of Delusion concerts you enjoy, the Fantasy Resort you relax at... everything. She is EVIL. BAD! HORRIBLE!
panties with matching leg accessories including stockings, thigh highs, long socks >>>>>
Just fapped to this, AMA
>>587316546whatever dude. if i tell you how it is imo and you just say i'm lying then ain't nothing to say.the newer designs suck(unleses wanna buy that outfit)the s3 is winding up to do the same shit that happened s2.team building, combat, events and endgame...nigga we would be here all day going on about any one of those and how much lesser they are then when we started.i'll give you that the story seemed like it was improving at the start of 3.0 but everybody can see the elephant in the room at this point(wtf are they gonna do with eldreda and how are they gonna wrap all this up). remielle and lindverne are the only ones who have had any time to actually be characters. maybe sigrid as well if you count the shitty beach slop event story. the story was fine. event was shit. but that story is also "in the future" or some shit ain't it? where sunbringers then? am i confused? whats up with that?hell im just ranting at this point. i don't care if you believe me or not i guess.
>>587318106Women that kill people arouse me.
>>587318225you gooned to slop?
>>587318498It was a pretty good slop ngldesu
>>587316236fling remi to skyplant tornado with velinabonk with phoenix until remi gets her three balls(swap velina in when her ult is up or when phoenix is doing her basic hold attack cause that shit is long)
>>587316894That's Genshin Anon
>>587318076What the fuck
Alright Belle show me your asshole
Yeah, I shed at Anons house and he doesn't mind at all.
Is it a good idea to keep my M1 Rina on the loss pool or is that a waste? I want to get to an M6 eventually but only her and soldier are M1.
>>587319320The data is the data anon
I love Dialyn and Dialyn posters
>>587319320Miyabi troons and Yixuan SEAmonkeys seething that Remi made them become dead and forgotten
>>587319320her bit got old and now she's just kind of here instead of contributing to the story
>>587319458This but Yuzuha and Yuzuha posters
>>587319320Miyabi is old and busted, Remielle swallows my dick (and soul) whole
>>587319458~
>>587319472I cropped the question by accident but it's funny it still baited some niggers
>>587314998Is my sister ok?
>am newfag>enter withered garden for the first time>10/10 EDM bgm out of nowhereHoly
>>587318106Ok but there's nobody else to pull in 3.4 and atleasr she unbricks Bibi and YuzuNow I gotta wait for someone that can unbrick Phoenix
>implying anyone can forget this
>>587320004Hey look it's an old hag that will die a lonely virgin.
>this DA lineupi have no idea what to usei'll just take 3-4 stars i guess
>>587320101The anomaly boss is fucking annoying
>>587320004ZYL keeps forgetting she already exists and trying to sell her as if she was a new agent
>>587319371If you want to maximize, you should keep them but realistically it doesn't matter that much if they're only at M1
That's okay. I didn't care anyway..
>>587319793Sorry bwo that was zenless when it's still zzz. Now is just turbo sloppa
Do I still need to pull phoenix and velina sig? they seem to be doing pretty good with copes (bp and energy ball) Plus theres sunbringer coming soon…
>>587307704Looks clunky compared to Corn, and that's crazy because Corn already has clunk.
The butt of Remielle Dan.Thoughts?
>>587320550Maybe Velina sig in case they dip in power because Velina won't be in sight for another rerun in a while, but just save
>>587307704>whirligig with no hitstungross
>>587320004Hey it's that chink bitch with the horrible voice actor
>>587308362>Castorice's sister if she was playable and not a dragon
I don't feel so good about this..
>>587317490If you're expecting gun autism from anyone outside of Japan and America, you're shit out of luck. We are the only 2 countries with a true love for firearms. For everyone else, they're just tools or scary death wands.
Stuck here, what the fuck?No exit. Not a multi-area zone. Interacted with thing no follow up.
>>587320694built exclusively for giving buttjobs to ethereals
I’m turning Miyabi into a bimbo
>>587320940try pausing it and coming back in or just relaunching the game. I think I've only had it happen to me once and I just started over
if odd i'll roll for velina dupe
Take your time and savor it..
>>587321149For as well as Burnice and Pulchra work together, I can't see them as being my sister wives. It's one or the other.
>>587321171fuck....
>>587321212>Your anguish exudes the essence of a dry Martini :)>Your expressions of grief and suffering will keep me company until your next visit :^]Why does she hate us?
>>587318286did you watch or skip everything? the weapons still need explaining because they're related to the hollows the hollows still need more explaining and so does the porceloy family proxies teacher does toosigrid is just a guard she doesn't need much lorelucia and yidhari need explanations. truvia escaped .it's ts so much more they're adding new combat elements and it's already the best gacha combat
>>587321484I thought it was okay to call her a clanker in public because she likes it so much when I call her a clanker in the bedroom, I guess not?
>>587321484She’s the only black character I’d roll for. Instant erection every time I roll for discs
>>587321484i only use her for weeklies and when i have to get a particular stat disk she hates me
This is your best friend.
>>587321793More than that
>>587321653i say vesper is also spiritually if they do some villain resurrection i'd take her as my queen bee or evil aria with same abilities as aria as mine
>>587321793Best friend and wife
Lindy sex
Incest game
>Aria harvesting Nangong’s pit sweat>She WILL smell like a real teen girl
How rare are S drive discs that come with 4 substats out of the box?
>>587321113You can pause hollow?
>>587320907Damn it
Hold hands with DracaeneKiss DracaeneMarry DracaeneImpregnate Dracaene
>>587307460>I find Pulchra the hotter of the twoIt's over... she converted me into one of THEM...
pulchra pawjob cum on beans
>>587320004Crazy the motion she has despite her screentimeThat's our Shifu for you
>>587321538you're right, there is a lot more than what i listed that needs explaining too. but they ain't gonna do that based on everything else in the game. they're just gonna blitz passed it all and half or more of the cast won't be brought up again except for a joke here and vague cameo there.and honestly i think zzz combat(now) sucks. it puts me to fucking sleep unless its time to parryspam on a boss or the hound is on my ass.speaking of bagel, do you know how fucking mad i am that characters like corin or vivian don't have their hollow zero shit in that mode? why? cause the devs can't stick with something or keep up with what they have thats why.i legit don't even have faith that hoyo will finish adding such abilities to characters in bagel before they dumpster the whole gamemode and move on to something else.
>>587322856Well this is Pulchra we're talking about. Few have escaped her sexual prowess and lived.
Your cock between the lips of WHICH agent??
>>587322856As long as your dick doesn’t get hard to Lycaon then you’re good, otherwise you should go ahead and order a suit.
Kafka teams
>next patch gives free premium suport to new class>200 pulls during patch for free weapon as well>Yuzuha, jufufu and Evelyn all have great mindscapes and are added to the 50/50 pool >Jufufu actually being top tier right this patch with her potential unlock buff>Sunbringer can just be played with two standard agents and curbstomp all content>Kafka gets one of her premium partners put in the loss 50/50 pool>It's a VH patch so expectancy is to have at worst 160 free pullsI love this fucking game man, I'm glad I dropped all the previous hoyo shit to play thisWe are in 3 fucking point 3 and my soldier 11/ellen and lighter combo can still clear most non anomaly shilled contentPowercreep was alredy so bad during the equivalent hsr patch god lord
>>587312782I will try it. I am just waiting for Azur promilia and The 3d blue archive game
>>587315039
>>587323716>tfw this team was tailor-made for me
>Wise and Belle have a son>Wise and Storyteller (Truvia True) have a daughter>That son and daughter have a kidHow fucked up is that baby
>>587323737Also add the guaranteed banners next patch aswell
>>587323716Remi skippers on suicide watch
What would you do to Sunna Sunshine?
>>587310473Good luck.Even if you get one of these, apply for a city job.
>>587323716PHOENIX AND VELINA SKIPPERS REDEEMEDBIBI RISES
>>587323947>Jerry Springer.mp3
>>587324041No rape option?
>>587323792Man Azur promilia looks FUCKED...
>>587322258Why is this so hot?
I did it
>>587324103What's a "city" job?
Why are they crying?
>>587324605Congrats!
>>587323716Bibi!
I can't believe Hoyo named a character Troonvia.
>>587324954why does the hotdog have black lines
>>587325281BECAUSE THE JOKE IS PENISGET IT? SEXPENIS, SEXARE YOU HAPPY? DID THIS 4CHAN EXCHANGE MAKE YOU HAPPY?
>>587323716>P6Are they expecting us to have a max bibiball?
>>587325386Potential. Ball levels is indicated with W.
>>587325345But where's the penis
>>587323737>Yuzuha, jufufu and Evelyn all have great mindscapes and are added to the 50/50 poolIs this confirmed or is everyone spreading around speculation from nobodies
>>587325386...you don't have a M6 B6 Bibi?
>>587323385Yuzuha while she teases
>>587325539
>>587325471wait this is all WITHOUT sig balls?
>>587323484Sex
You know how sometimes you'll be in a different thread or different board and catch wind of some random drama about a gacha's story? And someone will explain the drama in the thread with a giant ass post that's all covered with a spoiler tag? And when you read throughout it you can't make heads or tales of anything because you know nothing about the gacha so the names and plot twists mean nothing to you?I feel like ZZZ will end up being one of THOSE games. Like we'll get some ridiculous plot twist New Eridu is actually a super computer's simulation and the super AI like Fairy and Youkai are actually programmers attempting to influence the direction of the super computer to either save it from or accelerate it's memory failure (Hollows),
>>587325510It’s just speculation
>>587325603Yuzuha gf...
>>587325683That would require people to care about the story in the first place.
>>587324745Civil service job you need to take an exam for.
>>587325603PUNCH
>>587325510>>587325685No fucking wayDiluting the 50/50 pool even more just means nobody (besides mentally ill whales) will have enough to get maximum potential to use that other shop
>>587325898Something that can't be got in a week, nor without bribing them beforehand with their fees to work for them.
>>587324954
Pregnant Ye Shunguang and pregnant Remielle Dan both smiling at you smugly, knowing you're bound to them forever.
>>587325995You get to pick whichever 6 you want though. Beats the shop where the average player isn't getting anything until 2029
>>587323716
>>587325484
>>587323716>Kafka, Elftits and ChickentitsOH MOMMA
>>587326138Dialyn's a bitch? Didn't know that. Sunna crying is the cutest.
>>587326113Of course not, it might take years to get back to you. That's why I said to take it anyway even after you get a job because you'll be set up for life.
Lindverne crying into her pillow because she can't get pregnant.
>>587326215>>587323716Which is the latest and what were the bosses?
>>587326370She's in customer service. She has low patience outside of her job when she's in a facade. On top of her ability she has to deal with.
>>587325683Hoyo writing is shit yapfests.
>>587326556And she can't get belle pregnant...
>>587326457Ah, I already have a job with the government lined up as a CIVMAR. I'll know next week or soon after (God willing) if I've been accepted. Pension, retirement. I'll just be working on the waves. Likewise, it's taken about a year to get to this point. Actually, maybe a bit longer.
>>587326370She's saving face because it reminded her too much of her when she was a kid. Besides she helped the kid
https://youtu.be/tdKKzxoYe20
>>587323716ok what dps is phoe+veli+remi to make a comparrison?
Vivian should have sucked blood
>>587307460who are these sluts?
>>587326651I don't see why she can't just listen to music or audiobooks to deal with the voices of the dead. She doesn't have to be a phone operator. >>587326714I'mma be honest, 90% of 2.X went in one ear and out the other.
>>587326772Cat Wife and Cat Wife's friend
>>587326753830500
>>587326772Burnice and her cat wife
she giv u this lookwat do
What would a threesome with Remi and Belle be like?
>>587326817That was a trust event IIRC. The flashback we saw in the stoy basically showed us how she was abandoned by her mother figure due to some cultish behavior or something, so anyone screaming for their mother makes her break her go lucky facade
>>587326935Chemical burns on penis
i'm a bit out of the loop is sensor tower really dead?we're free from the chart spammers?
>>587327106Alice's boobs seem a little small here.
>>587327169App rankings still exist in every store
>>587326935Wtf is this look supposed to mean I'm a virgin idk girls well
>>587327234Alice has much smaller boobs than Burnice check again Burnice tits are huge
>>587327313This you?
I never liked Alice something about her always looked like she and a moist toot gurgling deep in her pipes
>>587323716Rather annoying she's just another pliot for veli/remi. I have them but i was hoping Kafka would enable meebs, alice and yanagi more. Well guess shes a skip.
>>587327364Alice's rack seems decently sized, about on par with Burnice.
No one else is allowed to roll S Nicole except me
>>587327364I wasn't comparing them to Burnice.She canonically has bigger boobs than that.
>>587320735weak bait
I wonder if that guy who started this game for Alice still plays
Alice getting told against her will the scandalous and embarrassing misadventures of anon by Yuzuha
>>587327524I already have her anon
>Vesper is only 5'6" I could've sworn she was way taller than Wise, like Hugo tall, maybe taller.
Serpico won
>>587327754That dirty outer ring snake doesnt count
Cecilia when?
Alice only slightly lags behind Burnice.
>>587328131Thats youkai and won what? Thats a disgusting evil ethereal he’s touching
>>587328012you mean in her combat form?
I'm going to fuck my sister, even if it means becoming a villain
>>587328456No, in her regular form. I don't know why I'm misremembering her size. Maybe it was talking to her as Aria that made her bigger in my memory.
>>587323737>Yuzuha, jufufu and Evelyn all have great mindscapes and are added to the 50/50 poolI will believe this when I see it. The shitty shop is more likely
>>587328559>Maybe it was talking to her as Aria that made her bigger in my memory.that's prbably itits not like she had any other memorable momentsalso tall women scare virgins that spend money on gacha games
Belle smell
>>587328559yeah the framing tends to do that, it something the cutscene animators do a few times to make folks look intimidating like how truvia's etheric other looks in the cutscene looking twice as big as pyrosis, but isnt that much bigger in the actual gameplay fight
>>587328990I just need one sniff to fix me
Do you guys think Alice would make a decent mother?
>>587328923But aren't like, some of the most popular females 5'7" and up?
>>587328012>perlman has 132cm worth of bellyholy fuark
>>587329260Definitely. Give her a few years though, I really don't think she's ready to be a mother at the moment.
The Thymefield family line?Finished.No one will step up to sacrifice their last name for hers.
>>587328923Tall women "scare" any standard man
[IMPORTANT PSA]If you have these, don't spend them yet as the shop will probably be updated in the next patch[IMPORTANT PSA]
>>587329260Only good for sex and cuddling
>>587329260Alice would make an excellent mother. Probably one of the best out of the agents given she doesn't have a habit of diving into Hollows for shiggles or have a dangerous job or have a target on her back for whatever retarded political reason TOPS can come up with. She won't be sent off to war, won't be taking any commissions, won't be targeted by some big wig with a grudge.
>>587329457
>>587329474its lucky for the family that she's a rabbit thiren, just find a proper suitor and see her plop a whole clan in a few years
>>587329551i was so set on getting jane's engine for both her and alice but then i just forgotIf the rumour is Sneed, Astrapag and Bibi, I probabyl wont care either since I already have Sanby's engine as as tat stick and as far as I remember the other two are shit (Unless Bibi's engine is good, if orgot)
>>587329551Is there any news about the Agent Exchange shop?
>>587329628DO NOT FUCK with Belle!
Any whale here? What happens if you get your 7th or 8th Lycaon balls? Do they convert to free ticket or something?
>>587329803nothing, you can keep uncapping balls, unlike characters who have a finite amount of dupes
>>587329746
>>587329803Nothing happens, you can have any number of W5 balls on different characters so they're technically not useless unlike the 7th+ mindscapes.
>>587329878>>587329981I guess you can't dismantle s rank engines too huh, what a scam? I remember that genshin pic with max caps of useless weapons lol
>>587329741No but I feel it in my bones
>>587329803You get fucked
Bibi prone bone
>250 rollsi want to say i have enough to guarantee all 3 toons in 3.4 but i probably wont be this lucky
>>587323737evelyn mindscapes are really bad
Touch my tail? Fuck off.
>>587320825do it one breakpoint at a time so you can bail if it goes shit early
>>587329617I dunno about that, she could be taking commissions from her own family company to make sure the hollow meds are still up to snuff, and she doesnt like being rusty at fighting
>>587310610>Joyous got so drunk that he went and left the worldmy fvarkign hero... truly the greatest proxy alive
>>587331220Why try to save this world when you can just go to another one?
>>587329628
>>587330803There's literally no indication that's the case, you're just writing fanfiction.
>>587330635touch puffy pusy
>>587331220>tfw he's gonna be chinkified wuxia crap and becomes drunker master wushuu bostaff shisho
>>587330489Bibi is for missionary or lotus.
How did we get pyrosis again? Was that a VH weapon in coffin some patch ago? So technically we are VH-level now?
>>587323074https://files.catbox.moe/k24300.PNGThe thinking man's fetish
>>587331220I mean I'd do that too. New Eridu is a shithole
>>587331672>bro we don't have 3dprinters that make everything we want on a whim, especially social relevance, this world is a shithole.
>>587307460Is that supposed to be Burnice on the right? Doesn't even look like her. Burnice's retarded look is part of her appeal. Give her a cunning and seductive milf face and it's no longer Burnice.
>>587323716>kafka makes disorders crit and gives them +35% DMG>don't run her with Alice + Yuzuha
AND THE AWARD FOR THIS YEARS BIGGEST FLOP GOES TO.............
>>587331753Nigga they have literally domes of evil shit and most of the world's covered in it
>>587310610Why does every fucking mihoyo plot end in "it was a simulation"
>>587331894Sparking Zero!
Spraying Bibi essence in my bathroom to make it smell nice
I really hope this is true. I'm literally willing to skip Sunbringer if it means getting Evelyn. I started playing this game 7 months ago for Evelyn (and Jane and Promeia, both of whom I've gotten already). I'd also skip Kafka too, but collabs are very likely never gonna rerun in this game, so this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
>>587332652The collab banners may be permanent.
Is it possible to find a small woman like Dracaene irl? >inb4 an elementary schoolNo, an actual woman with the mind of an adult belied by her appearance.
I don't find Vivian very attractive. Her light purple hair and red eye color scheme just doesn't work for me. Plus I hate ojou-sama hairstyles.
>>587332652They should just kill the ticket shop already and add rat and friends to the pool too
>>587323889>>587323716Wait, I don't get it, I thought that Kafka wasn't supposed to work with a Velina+Remielle setup because of how Kafka is a Disorder agent?
Playing with my gf and future wife!
>>587332758Hormonal issues aren't healthy
>>587332758Only if you live on asia
>>587332971I'm gonna buff her with cubs
>>587323737It oftentimes just feels like ZZZ isn't even a MHY game when you put things that way.
do we know what kafka's W-engine is going to have on it yet?
>>587310202god watching women eat is so fucking hot man
Hold on the chromes bwos we getting more shitty agents to the pool in 2030
Eldreda if she was good
>>5873338171603
Mihoyo, you know what to do if you want to print money? Yes, that's right! Give her this paid skin!
These buffs are crap, Lycaon didn't do jack shit, koleda didn't do jack shit, harumada dindu nothing, burnice didn't do jack shit, nekomata needs m6w5 and mindscaped teammates to beat lord shroomgus at m0
>>587309998It took like 4 banners for NTE to do that and I fucking hate it.
>>587334172Burnice is like the only accessible character to pair with Remielle if you don't have Velina. Nekomata actually does more damage than shungus at m4w1 on some bosses with short stun windows or short damage windows because her ultimate doesn't waste your fucking dps time.
>>587334035I don't know anything about Kafka, what is her opinion on unmarried sex?
>>587332971holy sniffa
>>587334172those buffs are just to shut people begging people for buffs up
>>587334820She's perfectly fine with it as long as it's with me.
>>587334172The buffs are there to make the characters not shit, not to make them better than the characters they need to sell... except for foofy ofc! Who is about to be the queen of stunners once again after she gets hers!
>>587333025She'll be the main wife, but I shall have a concubine for the production of an heir.
her name is not penix
>>587334172Works on my machine
>>587335558
>>587335558what is it then
>>587336240Penis!!!
Fun fact: Claret is actually very smart. If she wasn't she would not be able to govern the Flint family as its head, nor would she be able to manage Flint Workshop. Milady is full of talent both natural and cultivated. You would be wise to M6 her on her re run.
>>587337125holy cute
>>587332793She is the worst agent to be added to ZZZ after all
>>587335162Lycaons buffs are fine koleda too
M6 Norma soon!
>>587338282jesus christ.
>>587338282Could do without the bottle, but Lord have mercy the way her ass and thighs look in those stockings. It's like food that looks so good you'd feel bad about eating it.
>>587338282Me on the right
>>587338282
>>587336192Went to a party and they were watching sportsball and I saw this niggers jersey and couldn't stop keking but didn't have anyone to share it with.
Bibi dutifully rimming my hairy ass then proceeding to massage my prostate with her fingers while I pound Burnice
>>587339073
>Download lewd Norma mod>undress her>Her thigh is so thick it kill my boner instead
>>587338506Lolis in white pantyhose are incredibly erotic
>>587338282That's a child
>>587339149
>>587339274Is she?
>>587339132Thank goodness that gigantic forehead is completely covered in game.
evens roll gamble on phoenix even though i have no rolls for her fucking ballodds dont
what drives old hairy men on the internet to call the smallest sunbringer, 'mommy' and the biggest one the 'baby'... This phenomenon deserves to be studied.
I have a guaranteed 50/50 win in 10 pulls.Convince me to pull for Phoenix, Severian, or Sunbringer
>>587339505Personality
>>587339693If you're not convinced by the sexy penix then I can't
>>587339505Being voiced by an old lady that can't not sound like an old lady
>>587339693
>>587340094Better version here
>>587332471why is belle like this?
>>587340585>>587340585
>>587340391I like the hologram effect
>>587340585
>>587339693Phoenix's animations are too good man, play her a but in Lost Void or Bagel you'll see
is sunbringer getting her own bangboo?
>>587340970Yes the Sunbringerboo which is kinda overpowered but only for them
>>587340970
>>587339274
>>587340039sorry pal but that's a JP voiceover problem
https://litter.catbox.moe/sb1ezv38v3rsn2dm.webp
>>587341362>>587340039That's nothing.This kid is the saddest attempt at a child's voice by an actress.
>>587341362>problem
>>587341362>"problem"
Our first loli VH will have a smoker's voice
>>587341823>she looks 15-16>voiced by Lori Alan in the USAwould roll
>>587341503The kids sound super cute. They look cute too. All blobby in the cheeks.
>>587342240>15-16no she fucking doesn't lmao
damn... fairly new player, lost velina sig to timeweaver, what do i do now? got 260 pulls, but they are for sunbringer m0w1....
>>587342690you will live without the sig
>>587342690Make sure Nagi-chama is in your 50/50 loss pool
>>587342905how about kafka? nagi will just be on bench, i have grace levelled.
>>587343108Grace's one ability is applying shock really fastYanagi has polarity disorderYanagi's still good even if Kafka's technically her but better
Do burnice and yanagi work as a team?
>>587343470Yes, very early season 1 coded though so no idea how strong it is these days
Senior Shunguang laid out on your Warm Bed in Random Play like this, tempting you with her fertile Thiren body and being impure....
Sunbringer skin incoming
>>587343470Does an off-field fire anomaly work with an on-field electric disorder anomaly?Yep!
>>587343710Interbreeding with Thirens is cringe. Yes, even Velina and Remielle.
A R I ARIA
>>587343815It's the only way, junior ...
Are there any characters who grew on you after their introduction?
Shunkou the Baby-Factory and her twelve children (five daughters, seven sons)
Post the hottest SFW BellexWise fanart
>>587343995Dialyn and Vivian my initial reaction was mild and then they really grew on me.
>>587343995I hated Cissia when we saw her early drip marketing but I loved her in 2.6I did not care for Yuzuha in 2.1 but I've grown to appreciate her
Making Burnice and Yanagi have sex together for a team building exercise
>>587343995Dialyn and Alice
>>587343710I don't want my kid to have a woman who has a high probability of dying in battle. No Void Hunters and nobody who can't be talked into retiring.
>>587343995SunnaDialynRemielleCaesarLucyYidhari
>>587344527Shungus would never die, she's the strongest of the strong.
>>587343995I placed no faith in the Elysia expy but they did a really good job with her
>>587344737Live by the sword, die by the sword. No Void Hunter is going to draw their last breath surrounded by their descendants, that is, if they even have any. At best she'll be leaving me alone with a broken heart and a broken home, and I'll have to spend my days lying to my son/daughter about who their mother was to stop them from feeling a desire to go die in the same way as she did.
>danbooru is still down
>>587345093Orphie is so fat holy fuck.
>>587345097>danbooru is down>AO3 is still down>my wallet is more down than it has ever been beforeYeah, things are grim.
>>587343995only listing characters I started off neutral or ambivalent towards that grew to liking them (aka not listing characters I liked at first impression that got even better, otherwise it would pretty much be the entire roster)VelinaRemielleLucyManatoClaretSigrid
>>587345097How do you fuck things up like this that you need to shut down your website for over a week?And here I thought 4chan shutting down for over a day was bad.
Marriage to evil women.
what if they dont replace the rosetta data to rely on the new HDD system and making Phaeton map everything themselves, at the cost of the original sunbinger, we get tv mode back.
No, Orphie, you DON'T have a soul.>"B-But Magus tells me-"Huh? Huh? HUH? What's that? HUH? Who cares what gun says. Look at this stupid bitch, she's asleep! *slaps Magus* And she's dead and just as soulless as you too!>"H-Hey! Don't do that! And I do have a soul! I'm not j-just a-"A worthless clone? Yeah, you are. You're nothing but a product. They even made you ginger to show how soulless you are. You'll die and they'll replace you someday, because you don't have any REAL value. Hahaha.>*goes red and sobs, drips snot from her nose immediately*>"I... I'm not... I... I don't have a...? Y.. You're cruel..."Life is. Welcome to the real world, you husk. Hahahaha!>"Aguh...!" *runs off, crying*
Your response???
>>587345870>So, you're the one that made Orbie cry, huh?
Seed, crush Abuse Anon alive with Seed Jr.
I meant SR,, I meant Sr., not Jr.Don't laugh at me.
guise, is fioni good outside of a velina-remi team? I can get her, but I don't want a picky agent sanby already burned me
>>587346441Sanby works with Astra, Nicole, Sunna, Pulchra and Dialyn though?
>>587346075Too late, Seed used Seed to crush Anon
How are people scoring 60,000 and above with Severian? I thought he was supposed to be weak?
>>587346441Massive performance drop
>>587346528Flora has the prettiest smile out of all the agents.
>>587346538Severian can kill at M0W1, he is incredibly powerful
>>587346623>123.webmI already know that's the chicken.Thanks for preserving my filename.
Why?
Kafka is going to rape you, you know?
what if i rape her first?
triggers makes penis in me my trigger, if you know what i penis
>>587347730The time has come and so have I
>>587343995Sigrid. I didn't care for her much from the first reveals of the 3.X roster but immediately after her promo video and her appearances in game her character is just so great that she has become my favorite zenzero
(You) got your M6 Dracaene funds ready? I have 627 rolls, Will that be enough?
Reminder to not make Yanagi jealous.
Is he correct?
is it worth pulling Phoenix without her Wengine?
>>587348065I got about 600 rolls in chromosomes and residuals, but I'd also like storyteller, kafka, fufu and maybe fioni and roxy
>>587336851>what Eve does behind her back
>>587348457
Don't give me that look, Norma
Do not forget the past agents just because of the collab!
Sunna giving you one of two matching friendship bracelets she had because you're nice to her and she likes you :D
>>587348457>Only a pure, fragile girl>whose name begins with B and ends with NBen?
So I know the safe expansions for the labyrinth mode are resetting next update, but are the agent modifiers and overall currency getting reset too?The amount of credits(?) this halloween event is giving us really makes me think either a whole bunch of new modifiers are coming next patch or the credits aren't long for this world.
>>587348092Have you tried to not cheat on her?
>>587349334dunno what you mean by agent modifiers, but nothing resets except those explicitly time limited marked slotsthe spookies coins are just a catchup mechanic for those less inclined to do bagel, on top of its battles also being more amiable to themseasons separating records are exactly what allow them to do sudden major buffs/overhauls
Yanagi forgot to give me lunch money today
>>587349162Thinking about terrible things to do to hurt Sunna's heart but relenting and letting the thoughts pass as I look at the bracelet
>>587349269it's thisit's also (B)Ma(N)ato
Guys there's something I need you to know. Dracaene is not your mommy.
What do we think of his skin?
>>587348805The only true wife.
>>587350008Then it's ok to have a sexy time with her, right?
>>587350094Reproduction with enchainers is encouraged
>>587349780soukaku she packed you like seven lunches as is
>>587350158Das right, gonna put many babies inside her.
>>587350008She can still take that position emotionally. I need a Dracaene lap to cry into.
>>587350190Soukaku does have an allowance...
>>587350190*withers and dies from hungry*
>>587344136You love incest, don't you?
dracaene would happily heal all of your problems. it's in her nature.mommy issues? she's your mommy now, and you're her good boy who has been trying his hardest.relationship issues? she'll be your wife and your mommy.plagued with virginity? she'll cure that right away.
>>587348457>whose name begins with B and ends with NBelle Phaeton? Agree!
>>587350463She usually cures it in the middle of the night if you refuse her
I miss Venus, bros...
>>587350608Kidnapped by Kami-North
>>587350493>PhaetonWise WebM Belle-hating spammer detected
>>587350493It's Phaethon!!!
>>587350608but you can stare at her all the time in your profile banner
>>587350463I don't want that...I want to be an emotionally distant knight that retreats from social interactions and acts self destructively in battle and won't eat often, causing my loved ones to simply leave food in my room without judgement
>>587344136
>>587350735Based
>>587332971My cat does this
shork
I enjoy Norma Hollowell
>>587350884Aren't you supposed to be dead, Wanato?
Model Metrics has Eldreda as most popular bringer.4chan is an echo chamber.
>>587348457Bibian
>>587351121Lindverne should have been the winner simply because she's the only one you actually interact with (more than giving you Pyrois and an anti-Pyrois gun)
>>587348457Bhu Yuan...
Making out with Evelyn while Astra watches from afar, and then not giving Astra a single kiss and walking out with Eve, leaving her there with a hurt heart
>>587351121hmm yes i'm sure the boobie measuring website couldn't possibly be biased
>>587346832creature
>>587351392why did aria do this
>>587351121>4chan is an echo chamberWhen has this ever not been the case
>>587351121Delete this please
should I get qingyi's ball for her?>why do you have hermy dick was not the wisestor should I get fusion compiler for grace and/or yanagi?
>>587351530seeing as there is no way to suppress differing opinions on this website aside from saying mean things to them, never?we're such a non echo chamber that the thread is on fire half the time from different opinion camps always trying to tear each other apart.
Wise and Belle are actually an allegory for Hansel and Gretel and the witch? Fairy. QED
How old is Velina supposed to be? 40? 50?
>>587351753I'd go with Nagi cuz Qingyi suffers from the curse of 1.0 stunny
>>587351526Nobody looks like their vtuber model...
>>587351873Alternate opinions don't have to be suppressed, it's just that a lot of people don't come on to 4 chan compared to other sites, so you can't really get a good feel for how the general public feels. You can still get an echo with an open door.
>>587351121who cares?
>>587351992Yeah, like for example, the pink rapper chick is actually a fat tittied mid weeb.
>>587351121I'm pretty sure a good chunk of Elds votes comes from normies too afraid of being "pedos"
>>587351753save your puzzle pieces for now because there might be new things coming to that shop in 3.4
What if Velina was stalking you?
I love Evelyn and want nothing more than to settle down one day with her and start a loving family together. That is all, good night.
>>587352403huh??
astra........
wise........
>>587352520Norma
Can I roll Aniki yet?
>>587352743Two days.
>>587352608looks like diapergross
>>587352549Nothing. Just don't look up a certain hololive member.>>587352539This, but with Ellen.
>>587352767Okay, I'll be back.
Imagine killing Seth and dropping his corpse off at the NEPS precinct steps as a taunt to Severian.
>>587352608Cute diaper. Velina is so lucky getting to change it for her
Imagine trying to kill Seth but he just keeps getting back up
>>587352964Severian...
The Lowells are for love and protecting.
>>587352539Good taste.
>Drink a mug of coffee >Feel violently sick Agent for this feel?
>>587353228
Sharing a big milkshake with Eldreda using two straws at the outdoor seating to a nice gelato place in Roscaelifer, and then leaning across the table and kissing her once it's empty!
>>587353049so many pits to lick, so little time
>>587353228you gotta take a shid
I have m1w1 rem and m0 promea. Should I get velinas sig now or? I'm at guarantee with 600 pulls in the bag.
>>587353410velina's sig is very worth because it's the only sig for her that gives teamwide anomaly buff
>>587353410Are you planning on rolling Sunbringer mindscapes? Otherwise obviously it's worth spending like 70 out of 600 pulls for one of the most meta characters at the moment's wengine. You've got plenty to spare.
Dracaene waking up and being incredibly irritable because no karma core and immediately getting on your sibling's case about awakening their etheric other
Will Kafka and Robin be available for a "long time"? Like the Fate collab in HSR.
>>587353508>>587353509I'll be splitting my anomaly teams when Kafka drops and honestly promeia is struggling to carry at m0 and I don't have yuzuha nor have any plans to get her. And yes I'll be skipping sunbringer also.
>>587352774diapers are like gift wrapping
Sex
>>587353610>And yes I'll be skipping sunbringer also.Just get the wengine then. Vivian might rerun soon with her buffs in order to actually give Kafka a team so you can build a second anomaly team off that.
>>587351121literally fucking who
>>587354104we hate fusion form here
>>587353786She's like 100 ft tall, you gonna go spelunking?
I am going to breed the horse. Then I am going to breed the cat. Thiren women prefer human men.
>Severian's parents are alive and wellNew Eridu police live good lives.
>>587354404SMACK
>>587354146I don't see this anywhere so I think it's allowed
She's right, you know. Krampus is the most SOVLful and kino faction in the game.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hmcUJDlmkG0
>>587354324>Qingyi trying to stop herself from freaking out about her reset tomorrow>Been throwing around the idea of just running away>Sits in her office alone, looking at pictures of the squad>Crying tears of rage and frustration>If she leaves, she'll be leaving them>But she's basically going to be killed anyway>She won't be the same Qingyi that sits her now feeling her heart break>Since when do Intelligent Constructs hyperventilate?>Why do her emotions keep spiking even though she's killing them in the task manager?>She's screaming, but nobody is there to hear>She's rocking herself back and forth>"It's not the first time. It won't be the last.">This thought is repeated over and over in her head>This thought repeatedly fails to calm her>She makes up her mind>She->...>...>....>Who are these people around her?>Where is she?>The last thing she remembers->Nothing>She remembers nothing at all>A woman?>Her hair has streaks of orange, kinda like a tomato is hidden beneath>"Qing....yi?">So that's her name, huh?>"Zhu Yuan....?">Her new partner>She'll just have to trust this "Zhu Yuan" it seems>She smiles like she already knows her>She smiles like.... like she's sorry....>Why would she be sorry? They just met.>Whatever. She's made a friend. A friend who'll hopefully be around forever.
>>587354604kinda weird how it's "black branch" in cn and jp but "krampus" in en. I wonder why the trannylators did that
>>587354736>resetI somehow doubt they're allowed to do that to constructs that pass the forbidden fruit test
>>587354910NEPS genuinely does not care. It's said several times that Qingyi isn't considered a person and has no personal freedom and that NEPS regularly kidnaps and resets Intelligent Construct citizens if it means they get answers to an investigation
>>587354847So I did a little googling. Krampus is bigger than just the hit squad. The actual team, Phoenix, Zhao, Dialyn, Promeia, and Banyue, are known as Krampus' "Black Branch". Krampus, in Christmas lore, beats kids with a bunch of sticks aka a branch. They are the weapon Krampus the organization uses to punish those who misbehave. A little bit of nuance lost, but it's not inaccurate to just call them "Krampus".
>>587354736
>>587354190Based and true
>>587354910Don't know where it's stated, but someone told me here that Qingyi is an extremely old IC. She has had her memory reset multiple times in the past. So yeah, going off of that, and the fact that NEPS, being written by Chinks who have no concept of civil rights and liberties, can do shit like random, warrantless searches I wouldn't put it past them. Don't forget, unless they've passed the Fruit test, an IC isn't considered a person, they're just property. They can't be "killed" under the law. Qingyi is at best considered equipment by NEPS at large, so they absolutely would erase her mind to improve efficiency. And this little bitch >>587355129 would probably sit there and let it happen.
Remember ether corruption? Since like a myth in roscalifer
>>587355348Walking this back, apparently you only receive the "Intelligent Construct" designation if you've passed the Fruit test, so anyone claiming to be one, like Qingyi, has implicitly passed it. NEPS wouldn't just wipe her without cause, HOWEVER, she herself says she's had countless memory wipes, so there may come a day where she has to do it in order to function or stay on the force.
>>587320454>>587319793don't discourage the newcutie we still have this>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF-vK9j2A5A
>>587353807>Vivian might rerun soon with her buffs in order to actually give Kafka a teambut... kafka makes disorders crit and buffs disorder DMG by 35%. she doesn't do anything for ablooms. if anything alice should be her BiS teammate
>>587319793I'm telling you, stop playing now and forget this game ever existed. You will get to the end of the road wishing you hadn't. The game has charm but overall it's just varying amounts of disappointment. You'll always be thinking about how they dropped the ball in one way or another and pining for the days of 1.X.
>>587354964>It's said several times that Qingyi isn't considered a person and has no personal freedom and that NEPS regularly kidnaps and resets Intelligent Construct citizens if it means they get answers to an investigationyou got a source for that, chief?
>>587355805Vivian ablooms from disorders and scales with their buffs
>MFW when your account is hag seeded>it only works on Standard bricks so you lose every 50/50how can i be this blessed yet so cursed at the same time AAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Is normu without her sig just shit? I am at 97% crit rate without it.
>>587355951Not really, but they made her buff disorders. Vivian triggers her off-field ablooms via ex specials and anomaly procs. NOT disorders.
>>587355951>Vivian ablooms from disordersit says she ablooms when hitting enemies suffering any kind of attribute anomaly, not when disorders are triggered. her only disorder thing is making specifically corruption disorders do more damage
Agent most and least willing to rim Phaethon?
>>587356162>mostBibian>leastPyrois
>>587356190Not wrong but I wish you hadn't taken the easiest way out... Who's (You)r favourite agent and how would they feel about it?
>bareback+back handle>easy access to sideboob>one piece outfit that barely cover anything>motherly vibe>visibel toes>love to catch beetlehow modern hoyo can make loli this erotic?
>>587356251It's easier when you don't need to animate her in combat
>>587355949Qingyi's agent story + trusts + sunna said so
>>587356234Uh, I'm not into ass play of any kind. That shit is gross and degenerate. The leading cause of penile infections in males is anal intercourse. Almost like you're not supposed to put your dick in there. Why waste cum on an asshole when you can deep stroke and breed in a pussy? Uh, let's say hypothetically I wanted to try that nasty shit, my favorite agent, Nicole, is a toss up. People meme her as a whore, but I doubt it. If we're in a loving relationship, she'd probably be like>What? GROSS! Ugh.... fine! But you're treating me to whatever I want after this. And I mean WHATEVER! I don't care if you have to do double overtime for a year to cover it.
>>587356251if dracaena were a solo playable agent the playerbase would die from dehydration and fatal tennis elbow. hoyo is saving lives keeping her limited to the parry button
>>587356251>barely cover anything
>>587356409Motherfucker you put that through an LLM and not even a good model at that. I smell ya nigga and you stink like Mistral.
>>587356514I didn't. I don't know how I can convince you other than saying that, on my 50/50 for Sunbringer, I didn't use any LLM shit and I typed it all off dome. Maybe Nicole really is my soulmate? If only she was real. In another life, maybe God would be less cruel to me. Hopefully when I die, the gunshot and flash will cut to the sun getting in my eyes and Nicole going>Wake up, sleepy head~! I made breakfast! Your favorite, too. Waffles and eggs! Oh, but I had to use water for the mix, we're out of milk. Belle's snake friend came by ate all the eggs and swiped the salt too, so it's just liquid whites. Oh and uh.... I know you like syrup, but if we skip buying breakfast items for a month, I'll be able to afford that new purse! Please~~~ Stud Muffin? :(And I'll just laugh, wrap her up in a hug and kiss, and go>Sure, babe. Thanks for the meal!
>>587310473Jobs are so fucking nitpicky these days it's insane.I never made it past the trial period in the last 2 jobs I got.And my local supermarket gets a new cashier every two weeks (the trial period).Who the fuck do they NEED for a entry level job? Nobody fits, really?No fucking wonder when there is 300 PEOPLE APPLYING FOR A FUCKING WAITRESS POSITION.NOBODY WANTS TO WORK, THEY SAY.VIDEOGAMEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
For me it's ____
>>587355976Yeah I think its time for people like us who have poorly seeded accounts to move on to something else. I'm sort of in the same boat as you with having like a 20% win rate since launch. Thinking of going scorched earth and deleting my HoYo account to force myself to not play anymore even though I've spent like $700.
I took on a job and moved to another city 4 hours away. Everything was done on sudden notice and I was thrown neck deep in work immediately after starting. All that is to say that I had to go ZZZ-less for nearly half a year before I finally managed to move my PC from back home. Being a NEET sucks ass but tied up to waging without entertainment for so long also sucked BIG times. VIDEOGAMES GENERAL!
>>587356815>17000 euros a yearlol I'd rather kill myself
>>587355976>my account is loli seeded.>it includes limited character>they barely release any loli.at least you still get plenty of limited hag.
>>587356925bnuuy
Filthy cat.
>>587356352That's gao for you.
>>587356815If we survive, I'll be sure to tell my kids about how hard things were. How little our forebears cared for us, treated us worse than slaves. Like pieces in a game they could just use and throw away. I hate this time period. People say we have it better, but I'd rather go without AC, games, tv, you name it. I've BEEN without those before in my childhood. It wasn't bad. It was fun making up games or reading books or just enjoying not having to do chores. We really are in a tough spot, brother. I have my interview tomorrow and I hope I get the job. I put the last 22 dollars I had in my gas tank. 12 was in my bank account, 10 was in quarters I rolled together. I have a container of mixed nuts and a serving of food left to make it until I get paid. That is, IF I get the job. My car insurance is about to lapse and I pray my phone doesn't get cut off when I miss the second half of the payment.Honestly, I wonder if I'm attracted to Nicole because she struggles just like I do. She would know what to do in this situation. She'd have the ability to tighten her belt even in times of plenty. She would've seen this situation coming from a mile away.
>>587356438https://x.com/ZZZTimelyAngels/status/2120067811997299038
>>587356797Alright I believe you anon. Chatbots have ruined me and encroached on my mind further than I feared it would, you have my gomen. Nicole I imagine would be just a little bit more open to sexual adventures than she lets on, but of course you're the Nikofag here. Also you should pick up a job or two instead of letting her serve you shitty breakfast anon. Do you really think she'd live together much less date a dude who's mooching off her hard-earned dirty money??
>>587357118It's not boomers fault you are useless sack of shit applying for a waitress job.
>>587357167Like her, all my money goes to the Orphans and to cover operations. I give her spending money from time to time because she loves me to bits and I lover her more. I wanna see her smile, but that means at best I can afford a couple cans of Nitro Fuel a week. I've got a hidden savings fun growing at a snail's pace for when I can convince her to quit the merc work and we can start a family.
>>587357290Actually it is Boomers fault. Back when they were young, you could become a welder or an electrician or a factory worker with nothing but a high school diploma and a firm handshake. Since then, they made tons of red tape, regulations, certifications, and all sorts of hurdles to keep people out. They sold the jobs overseas, imported illegals, and horded all their money to blow on shit they don't need. I'm not waiter anon, I'm sailor anon. I'll hopefully be hired by Military Sealift Command in the next week or 2, but not everyone is going to be lucky like me, falling in love with a niche and talking to just the right people at just the right time to get just the right info to find a path forward.
>>587357062
>>587357445You can still be a welder, electrician or factor worker with a high school diploma. You are just a dumb lazy fuck
ive come to jerk my hawk tuah these fat (curvy) bitches in your game
>>587355107Interesting, thanks
>>587357505You have to get certifications to do those jobs. Funny you call me lazy considering you can't even finish a paragraph. I'm a certified Merchant Mariner signing on with the government. I have my skills and certs. If I had been born back in the day, I wouldn't have had to drop hundreds of dollars to go to Sea School, I could've just gone down to the docks in my city and asked for a job. You can't just Hawsepipe like you could back in the day where you work your way up from deckboy to deckhand to bosun to third, second, first mate, to captain, you have to have such and such certification, so and so many hundreds of hours at sea at such and such distance, signed off by so and so. If I want to become an AB, I'll need to take time off of work, go back to Sea School, and do another course, to be a glorified OS. Nigga, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>587355976She also destroyed me
>>587357789Apprenticeships still happen and most trades will give you a license if you can prove you've been active for half a decade.Illegals do not help true but if you get into something technical enough they won't be able to compete, as an electrician most illegals are either kids taking said apprenticeships or people blowing their hands off and causing millions in damages
I regret skipping Clarethttps://youtu.be/zKpiYH-S2EU
>>587357981It's still not the same. There was a time when you didn't need a license, you just did the job and worked off of rep. You started as a young kid who asked a guy to let you work and learn with him, you built up your skills, then you did the work yourself. All this having to go to school is just barriers for young people. I actually did residential electrical work as a young man some years ago. No certs, but I was able to work as a "helper". By the time I quit, I was able to go from slab to rough in to trim out and hot punch on my own. You shouldn't need more than on the job training and rep to do a job. I can understand for stuff like being a doctor or a pharmacist or something that really requires book learning like industrial electrical work, but trades, for the most part, are hands on. Even a dummy could do it.
Dead game. Dead thread.
>>587323737people bitch and moan about zzz powercreep but we haven't really had any since 1.4, for the most partthey mostly just give bosses weird mechanic shit that the new units specialize in dealing with, but can still be dealt with using older units (just not as effectively)it's a great way to encourage people to pull without feeling like it's required or "ah well I already have a fire unit so" kinda shitraw numbers go up powercreep is so lame and I'm glad they don't really do it
Alive game. Alive thread.
>>587356352>fufu (665).jpg>>587357457>fufu (667).pngSuspiciously skipped over fufu (666)...
>>587330574This. Evelyn is my favorite woman in ZZZ. But I didn't swipe for her because her mindscapes are terrible. M0W1 and honestly she has had a fantastic run. She can still clear today, though it can be a struggle depending on the buff.
>>587358941>he wants to unleash evil devil fufubegone satanist foofer
>>587343995
>>587359016Free her
>>587358883Threads about to be dead as shit because I'm going to sleep after I type out this post.
vesper for 3.5
>>587357290Sure thing buddy.God forbid a Boomer like you loses his job nowadays.Because not even McDonalds is gonna hire you.Faggot.
Name one request that Corin, dutiful maid as she is, would recoil from before obliging with a scrunched up face
666
>>587357505Shut the fuck up and go Weld something then, job haver.
we're gonna need the holy fufu (7) to banish the satanist
how do you afford interknot membership and the monthly subs if you're jobless wtf do you just sigh and say "Welp!" when you lose the coinflip on characters you love
>>587359689Handholding
>>587359870jobless people can sustain a fairly basic entertainment budget such as a couple of cheap monthly subscriptions and a full-priced game once in awhile via companies that pay you to grind the fuck out of mobile games.it doesn't require much effort, either. the more mobile slop you can tolerate juggling at once, the more money you make.
>>587360108what the hell kind of companies are you talking about, can you tell me more? i wish i'd known something like that existed years ago. at many points i had to ration even my ciggies, that was rough
Now that we've seen what 3.4 has in store, do you think you would've preferred this schizo((leak)) to be true instead?
>>587360298freecash, swagbucks, mistplay, etc. there's a lot of them. they're essentially advertising and data harvesting platforms that "give back" for your willing participation. the ones i've seen for games basically put bounties on hitting particular milestones on games, with bonuses for certain milestones being done in a fast amount of time. you can then redeem the points for any flavor of giftcard you want or like just a direct paypal deposit.
>>587360504sounds retarded, like something wuwa would do
Day 1 player. Nicole is Wise's one and only.
One more day.
Severian's slow-ass banner is killing the game.
>>587356815That's a disgustingly low salary
>>587343995I need Shungus to ride my face until she squirts down my throat.
So.. when I do the spooky trial event tihingy, the first 2 battles are fine, but the third battle drops me a gun wielding bitch and it's absolutely unwinnable, what's the strat?
>>587307460>furshit
Soon...
>>587361739>>587361739>>587361739
>>587361725>calling Isolde a bitchyou deserve to lose
>>587361813Too early
I said fuck it and installed an Aria mod for Skyrim
>>587362148bagel made me deveop that opinion unironically
Dialyn's smile
Buying matching sweaters with Dialyn
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