Previous: >>587789963New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR No Reason, SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, SR Stego, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Yukino Yeppers (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>my trainee showed up with another man
Wait, New York Opera O gives 0.30 speed as inherit if you activated 7 skills? If it's true i need to ticket her asap
ryan LOVE
>>587814418that's not how she's called...
>>587814418she's going to be a nice permagp next scenario so you better!
>>587814418she falls off soon
>>587814418Only worth it if you're actually good at making parentsWhich according to the databases, not a lot of people are.
Images slots filled up. Mission accomplished...
>>587814589>dober draws handwritten smuth-hot
Rice SEX
>>587814580Im probably bad, but also i dont have a lot of parents because i'm kinda new>>587814510i know>>587814524>Oguri picYeah i better believe it >>587814517I wanted skipping the pearl...
>>5878144180.25 but yeah it's good for 2000m+
End Uma x Trainer Propaganda Kill Azuma
>>587814746You are in luck, you can buy 2 selectors.
>>587814589What is Dober drawing?
>>587814821evil jewish horse
>>587799190It's a 3-win class race (ALW)
What the fuck is this girl yapping aboutYours are 2cm bigger
Just saw Taishin naizuri
NEED UMANKO SO BAD
>>587814269
>>587814915the fuck is that tamamo cross
>>587815172That's curren for you
>>587814589what did Marche do to volunteer for Dober's pervesions?
I want Sirius to punch me in the stomach and make me throw up
>Yanko's trainer is flirting with foreign girls now
>>587815219I HATE CURREN
>>587814589Fun fact: I love all umas except Kiseki (don't know anything about her) in this picture.
>>587815449uh...
>>587815449How would a threesome with them feel like?
>>587815326pick a more evil uma next time then as sirius isn't doing none of that shit. even if she really wants to.
Please engage in sexual intercourse with your trainee's umanko immediately.
we're back to cockposting now huh...
>>587815646I dunno what I was expecting.
>>587815339>NTR between horsesForever Cuck
>>587815646
>>587815646shave your legs dude
>>587815646I meant proof that your CM prep is going badly bwo...
>>587815326kwaboli would threaten to do that to you but when you actually dare her she'd stutter, cry and then run away
>>587815646cute
>>587815449Freak Shower
someone call the maids
>>58781575650 attempts at mutating G dirt is my proof
>>587815689
>>587815449>not Rice and HaruIt's shit
ew, a penis.
>>587815646sometimes I'm glad I was (medically) circumsised because damn that looks ugly as fuck.
QE II Cup soon
Why are so many of you fags and troons?
>>587815995good goy
Rudolf...
>>587815995What a good goyim you are.
>>587816073Yuri
>>587815646sexy
>>587815995you know he can just, pull it back
>>587815995>being glad of mutilating your dick and removing all your pleasure inducing nerves
>>587816013LETS GO PIE-CHANLETS GO PIE-CHANLETS GOLETS GOLETS GO PIE-CHANLETS GO PIE-CHANLETS GOLETS GO
>>587816013>Nishino I love youKINO
>>587816223Trans woman magnet.
>>587815880Digitan is hotter tho
Are the Mejiros secretly cuties?
>>587815684>>587815795The exact scenario is that she would do that and then immediately ask if I'm okay after a mild tap
>>587816267its the new tiktok challenge tho
remember to love derby winners
>>587815995>not mutilating your genitals makes them ugly to the umarican how did (they) ever pull that off? Possibly the highest mind control feat to this day
>>587816341Remove RyanRemove the gyaruRemove the crone
>>587816341Dober is unironically the cutest girl there.
>>587815995I'm circumcised as well and you're retarded
>>587816341>secretlyAlso, I need Palmer to hug me like she's hugging Ryan in the second pic
>>587816341don't remove anyone, i want all of them on my bed
>>587816537Breakfast cerealSeriously, the Kellogs cereal guy invested a fuckton of money like 120 years ago to psyop americans into believing having your foreskin lead to mental illness or smth like that
I think all umas are cute and precious
>>587816529https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12545780
except curren chan
>>587816341/fa/ checkDober > Mackie (ugly shoes) > Palmer > Ardan (what are those socks??) > Ramonu > Ryan > Bright
>>587816864that is not a derby winner
>>587816837>defending this
>>587815995retard
>>587817065I do
>>587816723but still, it gotta be the hardest body part to gaslight a male human to mutilate from scratch. And now the raped will defend it later all his adult life? That's super impressive
>>587817176>>>/trash/
>>587816564I can be whatever you want me to be. xoxo
>>587816341Dober for the cutest wifeRamonu for the haggiest sexThe rest are fine, I think Ardan is actually a downgrade over what she usually wears
Visit Tomakomilk!
>>587817295die unloved
>>587816341Dober and Mcqueen are shockingly cute
>>587816341bright with the bing bing wahoo fit
>>587816341>secretly
>>587814418She's bad at mile/sprint tracks like last 2 CMs
>>587816341Ramonu with the 40 year old wine aunt look
>>587817496Yeah it's really hot
>>587817487Why?> If you're in the front with 400 m remaining in the race, your speed will increase; bonus speed if you've activated at least 7 skills400m sounds good for sprint?
>>587817353Boyumas/tomboys aren't cute
waheygood morningu everynyan
>>587817562400m is the last third of the whole race
>>587817562400m was exactly when the accel phase started last time. +target velocity is worthless while you are still accelerating
>>587817608morningu
>>587817562The 400m is exactly/near the acceleration zone in sprint/mile tracks so you're only started accelerating to the target speed. You want late race speed skills to happen when you're in full speed
https://x.com/NT_511511/status/2121613085563822406 fillies...
>>587816267I'm glad i found some doctor who told me to not do that because then it would effect my pleasure.He reassured all my fears to risking of damaging myself.
>>587817608wahello
>>587817608gweetings
>>587817779
>>587817449holy mogging
Guys, guys!I've got grave news!I was just told that, Germany, is full of...GERMANS!
>>587817608but it's 3pm?
Dober has a very hungry umanko
>>587818056you sure
>>587818107I had this confirmed last night, and double checked it after waking up today, with a local source I can trust and vouch for.I know that it's a scary thought, but I swear it's the truth!
>>587817968>being this gay
>>587818072yeah but I just woke UP>>587817841>>587817848>>587817763henlo
>>587818056Scheiße!!!
>>587817608>>587817763>>587817841>>587817848Hello
>>587816770I don't drink so it's fine
>>587817779I hate x formerly twitter porn links, I cannot see that shit>just give elon your ID and retina scan to make an account gwono.
>>587818249hello hello
>>587818234We do not use that cursed language here, misses!>ß
>>587818249Howdy!
>>587818349who the fuck is this?
>>587817968What's the reason for all the Mejiros having a bust size from 84-87 but McQueen measures 71? Is she adopted?
>>587818349Seuin Ground
>>587818325Just use a vpn to make an account from a free country bwo
>>587818425all her fat went elsewhere
>>587818623Slam pig
>>587818393I want Flash to whisper weird German words into my ear, rewiring my brain to lust over scary German umas
>>587818325InsensitiveX gwo
>>587818679
>>587818425Mcqueen is titmogged by the invincible Teio
>>587818665don't call her that.
Post something cute, like Kitasan
NO NOT MY PENIS
>>587818883S1 design is cute too
>>587818795hard to tell
shoe pvp soon
>>587819075holy TITS and tummy!
>>587818930What's the problem? Just play with her...Unless... What's she gonna break if you play with her?
>I need naps in the middle of the day nowGetting old sucks. Just kill yourselves while you're young.
my club doesn't do shoe pvp
>>587819192I don't want my friends to die
Be on time!
bwos i got this from my first rickey ace run and that stamina is not looking good... will she die?
>>587819192thank you, ryan.>>587819128I think I've won for once
One of the shoe requests filled in the 2s it took me to post an Urara sticker....
>>587819414mambwo...
>>5878193272 recoveries and Tokyo will make it survive. Just hope that you don't run into gold stam debuffers.Collab doesn't work on Tokyo.
>no bread
>>587819526doesn't she only eat bread for breakfast though?
JONGERS ?!
mmmmfillies
soon to be fullies
>>587819612
>>587819469fuck
>>587819612Ok but only because you posted Dober. She's such a cutie
Dating Festa at her place!
ohamanko
you're not a gyaru...
>>587819256On time for scheduled sex...
>>587819902I'd rather FUCK Festa at her place!
>>587819902getting robbed and beaten by the local thugs because festa isn't around to scare them off!
I feel heavier already
>>587820132What a wonder...
Did I miss an outing or are we going to end the event on a non-multiple of 3? I have 18 outings so far and have not done the 2 from today, so after those I will have 20. 1 more day means 22 total outings, right?
>>587820250they get lost after the event so it's not a big deal if one of your characters don't have all threetake photos of these if you want
>>587820132Plump Japanese booty
>>587820250>Biwa>CreekKill yourself
>>587820172WHY IS SHE SO EROTIC WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
>>587820250>going 3 dates on every girlhow clean of you
>>587820132
>>587820492Kill yourself
>>587820492NTA, but Biwa and Creek are cute.
Kissies?
>>587820940I'm about to go take a shit if you come with me maybe
>>587820940which chiyo are you?
>>587820901>stallions
>>587820125>getting robbed and raped by the local uma thugs because Festa isn't around to scare them off
>>587821340Norn's fat ass will never be a trainee...
>>587821340Scary uma oneesans pressuring me would get my cock hard...
>>587816341>out of orderIt pisses me offShould be Dober > Ryan > Palms > Bright > Mack > Ardan > Ramonu
>>587816341For (You)
Scarlet is sexually harassing me. Who do I report this to
>>587821614Report to none, rub your face betweent those pillows and you'll startle her and you will have an escape.But... there is a chance that she would hold your head tight in there and then crush you and her weight once she notices something poking her leg
https://x.com/pingwe27/status/2121610060744847841
Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
>>587821614her boobs are going to touch me long before the pocky does
>>587821994and so does my pocky to her
>>587821904based
>>587821904oh, so that's the artist
I don't get it. Is she talking in some kind of code? Is it a dialect thing?
>>587822575dober would never batter to death me for making photos of her being cute and uploading them to the cloud before she can delete them
>>587821972KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE
>>587822918FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>587822767Dense trainers need the rope.
>>587822894She's mad because you keep uploading them to social media...
She so cute, bros.
>>587822767Lala my beloved...
>>587823041No one says this
Daily hugs with my uma
ohafuck
awawawawameisho doto desuuuu
>>587822948I will never be ashamed of liking ouran
I need her badly
Can't stop thinking about Stego. Day in and day out she's running around my brain. She lives in my head rent free.
>>587823041I say this
>>587823363What's her appeal
Me and who
I miss having friends
>>587823347minna no senpaimaruzensky
>>587823467>goes to dubai>immediately almost dies from drinking the waterwhat did they mean by this
>>587823363you can handle allat.
>>587823603sounds like he got filtered
i miss having girlfriend
How do I get Azuma gf?
I miss being in a good club
Why don't we have weight classes for jockeys?
>>587823496Funny, kansai dialect, losing her shit via inner voice, cute jobber, sexo mare, gold clan>>587823670Correct
>>587823782isn't she just Sakura from Naruto then?
>>587823705you gotta be bronze age human domesticating umas
>>587823762ex-mambwo... all you had to do was to queue ONE fan run before going to bed...
>>587823496gold ship but purplish
>>587823705You want a woman who will only meet you every 12 years?
>>587823496tamamo cross but porn body
>>587823838No idea. Never watched Naruto that much
make one post without saying mambo
what if mating pressed haru urara
omatsuri _
Haha, why are we at the airport dutyfree, Flash?
mambwo...
>>587823994Why does her body get my cock hard when she's just a child
>>587823921>cuckquean
You will go to Germany
>>587823970She's nothing like Goldship though. Goldship baffles her.>>587823496She's extremely funny for reasons she doesn't even realize. The straight man in her makes her wig out internally to stuff but she tries to keep it to herself because she wants to be prim and proper. Hell, trainer becomes her bokke and tells her awful jokes before the races in order to get her to use her want to explode at them in her races which makes her go faster. She's great.
>>587823496himba
Mambros...
Agnes..
>>587824193Nyo
>>587824153pink effect
>my trainer showed up with a ring on his finger
the soup i'm in
>>587824193I dont wanna go back there!
>>587824193NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
time to kick back and chow down on ass
>>587824187usually this kind of scenario ends up with rape
alright torenasando you want to go to Germany or Ireland?choose
>my idol just finished another endurance sex stream with her trainer/manager
>>587824528>implying it wouldn't lead to uma fight
>>587824706My cute jade-like beauty wuxia uma gf...
>>587823921Why does this guy keep deleting his postsIf you're gonna draw angst then don't be a pussy about the reactions you get
>>587824706yeppers
cocopapa
>>587824746Its kind of fucked up that they send her donations to egg her own even more. I fear that she might rape him on stream one of these days
>>587825017How would a threesome with them feel like?
>>587825123bags of sand
>>587825123You're sitting on the chair
hellokitty ikou
>>587824187Currens outfit is literally just the uma dressed as a whore
>>587825272While they sit on top of my cock? Based.
Post something cute
>my trainer proposed marriage to his girlfriend (ningen)
>>587825272>You're sitting on the chair
>>587825272but I'm not Helios
>>587824706How does like 75% of that help with racing?
>>587824984Kakehashi!Kakehashi's running out of stamina at Loves' 12 hour long sex stream!Kakehashi feeling a tinge of relief as Loves publishes a poll questioning if they should stop the umapyoi!Kakehashi watching in despair as "No" wins by a landslide!Kakehashi passing out almost at the end of the stream while Loves' fans fap and send them superchats!
>>587825486
>>587825615Her clothes are much lighter than her usual winter coat, so she should be much faster!
>>587825486shore
>>587825640I am sure he'll be fine!
I am just bad at this game? I am using the same 3 speed, 2 wit and pal as last CM. I trained 3 pace umas with 20-23k points for that CM and wins finals A with 71% WR, but I cannot get a wonder acute with decent stats
>>587823000shes so insanely adorbs tho!?!?!?
>>587825615the round fluffy ears make her faster
>>587825508As nature intended
>>587826043Nature tells that Uma ovulation ends up with human men getting raped by them.
>>587825508>A Mejiro>Losing against a female ningen
ningenpyoi
>>587825853No shot Rubytore has the balls to kiss Ruby like thateither he cows away or Ruby snaps and kisses him by force
>>587826259sex with speedsex with lunasex with sillymarriage with lunacontinue to get raped by silly and speed
>>587826468he's drunk and thinks he's kissing Ramonu
>>587826468No trainer likes the loli
>>587826636>umama woke up
>>587826636
>>587826549Based
>>587825872weird stat growth
>>587826837>nike
>>587826504>>587826834You are trans.
>>587826937https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11821364
magandang gabi
>danchou demoted me because he thinks I'll embarrass the club in the Officer Cup
>>587826837Thanks, I know I am.
>>587825462Agnes Plapyon
>>587827190mambwo...
>>587826837>PLZ DO NOT USE, REPOST AND AI etc...
>>587826760UMAMA!?
>>587827190Mambro....
>>587827054This artist makes his men hot too huh...
Romantic Umamusume
>>587827190****...
>>587827419No hags
>>587827408Yeah she got mindbroken by the funny horse game too
>>587827190I didn't realize the results would be recorded so I just threw in an old uma and jobbed
>>587827054
>>587827408>he
My Fake Strength
>>587827601>Fujicucks
>>587827561This you?
The tryanntical orenji demands, that (You) pull on her tongue right at once!
>>587827886>Makween
>>587827656>has
>>587827913Shan't.
>>587827913Why tho?
>>587827419Bed breaking sex with Saint Lite
Women are alright sometimes.
Fuji smelled my underwear.
>>587827601How does she do it?
>>587828114>t.cuck
i cant decide on a 3rd ace if i roll a six its gonna be haru urara
>>587828290You can make a debuffer
>>587828290Do you got the New Year's version?
>>587828230Hmm?
>>587828182magic trick
>>587827558
>>587828420YWNBAU
>>587828383debuffers are immoral and i want all 3 of my aces to have ample chance to win>>587828419yes i do actually
>>587828383ines is so pretty
>Parents are from two completely different continents>Still inbred
>>587828541Use the pink whore
>>587828505Tama, a picture of your IRL horse cock was sold as a souvenir. Someone wanting to be bitten by you is nothing
>>587828540Hmmmmm?https://cdn.donmai.us/original/e6/71/__manhattan_cafe_umamusume_drawn_by_shiwudesu__e6710c5fc4cd251c1cd2ae6c5072ce68.png
>>587828043Because its the funniest shit ever!
>>587826834
hole ship
>>587828715>shiwufag
I got the Tomakomai girl by listening to this dogshit song: https://youtu.be/PRvrqJDaFSI
>>587827886No, this is me tho.
>>587828825>getting Tarumae instead of Rickey with that songyeah something's wrong with your game
>>587828825teiobro stop listening to slop...
>>587828794https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6772310
>>587828807Hmmmmmmm....https://cdn.donmai.us/original/4e/06/__manhattan_cafe_umamusume_drawn_by_shiwudesu__4e06d8c8e58e125910ab3ec868ef89b8.pnga
>>587828541>debuffers are immoralYou will be playing against brown people that only care about their winrate.
>>587828634That's, at least to some degree, because of the mid 20th century trend of all breeding flowing into US and then foals being sold out of there. I think it was only in the 1990s that Europe stopped sending all their stallion prospects to stand in US
just finished drinking my morning coffeetime to NOT be productive
I say this
>>587829172Ugly boy
>>587829132
>>587829132But it's like 2PM
>>587829304>ethot
>>587828935>>587828945I was trying to get Helios by daily pulls, I thought alpha/zoomer slop would attract her.
>>587829132it's almost noon bwo wtf
>>587829228nta but It's 6 PM
It's time
>>587829352my 3day vacation just expired be nice
>>587829412>get HeliosNo
>>587829505stop posting porn...
>>587829412i suggest this for helioshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4
>>587829571I thought it was SFW enough
CHOWA?!?!!!!!
>>587829556You are a tranny.
>>587829132Saturdays aren't for productivity anyways, have a good one
>>587829687>ignoring the real problem
>>587829131In this case it's specifically cause one of Sunday Silence's siblings did for Argentina the same thing he did for Japan
>>587829831spechud will never be sexy
Cute oneechan
>>587829831raping spechud
>>587829962>tomboy >freckles Ugly uma
>>587829687there's no such thing as a tranny.
>guy on Discord I haven't talked to in years sends me a dm asking if I'm fine>I reply>get ghosted instantly
>>587830116
>>587830191My bad I was going to send you a game exe that steals your login tokens, and a steam phishing link, but I'm shy
>>587830045Dumb lying trainer
>>587830191Boomerzensky don't fall for it, there's no MrBeast giveaway don't click his link
A couple rooms194184941941849419418494
>>587829962Fellow Fujin bro
>SP Bonus>okayish 35 SP>Plan XFinally an usable card
Hello friends!!
>>587830563good for newfriends, yeah
>>587830431DIGITAL YOUR UNIQUE ANIMATION COMPLETELY BLOCKED THE END OF THE RACE COME ON GIRLhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=rdTiPWJs8NA0GNk9INwtKWUm961550399615503996155039
>>587829795You are a spamming troon.
>>587829651>front B >pace S I like how stats between different games are similar, btw check out my first character bred Turf Prince(senior spring + autumn crowns-osaka hai) in Gallop Racer 04. I've tried 06 and ChampJock x Gallop Racer and I think the 04 game is for me just because the mechanics are 100% arcadey(ie. simple) than real life tryhard stuff.
oisu!
>>587830898>t.
>>5878307916/9
>>587830563would have been nice for the previous cm
>>587830662Oi
>>587830491>slim waist>umazing tentShe drives me insane
ok im more interested in the premise of this event than most i will now read the story
>>587831009i wonder which uma is her favorite
>>587831009Why did you post your face?
>>587831263>her
good dayyy
>>587830791https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=T0ANcMaemK9jkca0UIfTwIck747217797472177974721779
>>587830768Wit-wise I am a newfriend to be honest, I've even tried a 0LB Curren>>587831085100%
>>587830662Hello friendo
I wish we could go back to happier times
Umamusume
>>587831369go away
>>587831491retard
>>587831256Don't, it has woman lusting for the most ugliest uma in existence.
>>587831369did the ai/artist that made this ever played a videogame in their life?
>>587831507Can't help but think about that comic where Acute enjoys getting whipped by her trainer
>>587831616get his ass
>>587831380we may need to kill rickeyhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=o0Of68PAU8hzvb7kCWvuD128225924062259240622592406
>>587831507>fucking the grannyCringe
>>587831369>almond fraud
>>587831726HolyFuck?
>>587831726>V lost
>>587831758Become Hetero Beeeeaam
>>587831726GO GO RICKEY
>>587830934Looks goodHonestly, the worst thing about these games is that the dirt races are not fleshed out at all, there are only two dirt G1s for Japan, no NAR races really hurts, and no way to send a horse overseas to raid the races there is also stupid
>>587831726wack ass room comphttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ZsLZJFzVQKkrCSR1PhQ9d7Tu911549879115498791154987
>>587831625YWNBAW
>>587832085good ole oguri cap, nothin beats thathttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=9ZVA6eiS0Fqcza8sSJhZFChv640269636402696364026963
>>587831464>>587831128
>>587832128Thank God
>>587831871GYAAAAAHHH
I had a bad dream where I was back in school and it was summer. All of my friends made plans to go on a trip to Germany but didn't bother inviting me and it felt bad.I blame you stupid Eishinfags for this.
>nobody even says hi to umama anymoremajor fall off
The last grandchild of Oguri Cap will be debuting this yearHis name is Safed Rays
>>587832320lastered onehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=HBA_CSEorKlqjmMvZr5KPeVE213790462137904621379046
>see natie's tummy>it goes up
this should be illegal
>>587832625>not dreaming about Eishin kidna-inviting you theregay
>>587832710>Chad's cumrag
>>587832671have to go actually and no one joined within the first few minutes anywaythis rickey is a fucking demon please stay away
>>587832789Yeah, my name is Chad now
>>587831369hii
>>587831908>dirt races are not fleshed out at all, there are only two dirt G1s for Japan, no NAR races really hurtsWhat? Over at 04' every Japan G1 was included, osaka dirts, jbc classic hell even the junior G1 dirt was included. That's very weird, heck I can even tackle the American Triple Crown but not with my own horses unfortulnately, as character-bred horses can only go for the classic route it seems.That's also why I've grown to like this game despite it being so fucking slow, as you're jockeying all over the world (doing Japan G1s AND the entire 8-10 races of Breeders Cup weekend) feels special.
>>587832891thanks for hosting
>>587832916woahhh I like how the...kimono(?) looks on her, really nice
i put some rice to cook for 20 minutes only to come back and realize i never turned on the stove toptime to wait 20 more minutes!
>>587832625I had a dream where a giant woman smothered me in her titsi blame bonobros for this (thanks)
>>587830662
>>587833197gwo your rice cooker
>>587832942Huh, all this sounds like typical Koei Tecmo bullshit where the newer game has fewer features because ???I should try 04 then
>>587833257It's No Nut November, stop dreaming about sex.
Fuck this shit game. At least for today I don't want to see anything related to it.
Luv me Ogurin
>>587833309ion need that cause i know how to cook rice the old fashion way
>>587833393>Moments before T-rain is eaten out of house and home
>>587833372hmmmm nyo I nut when i want
cm22 status?
>>587833372it's "jerk off as much as you can per day until your balls hurt too much to keep going" november, actually.
>>587833443then why would it take you 40 minutes
>>587833475Nah Tracen pays my food bills
great now these 2 retards are in the thread
>>587833530My luck with getting 6 greens on Rickey is awful so I am coping.
IWNBAYABEhow do i copa
>2wit cards>900wit>1wit card>900witstupid scenario.
>>587833825FINEMO SUCKS
>>587833628it would taken 20 minutes if i hadn't fucked it up
fine motion more like brick stationary
>>587833530My aces ready, they are shit, but i hope i will get to A finals
>>587833789pick a better uma
4chan poster? More like dead virgin
>>58783331504 is very slow AND its mechanics are simpler and less punishing than the sequels as 04 is more arcadey (imagine sega rally vs collin McRae). The way the game plays is also very enjoyable, you're essentially a free lance jockey that contracts 8 different trainers (there's only 3 at the start). Some trainers after the starters are bitches that requires you to win/perform well everytime else they'll remove your right to ride a horse(yes even YOUR OWN original horse but don't worry about this it'll take a long time before you breed)What I did since I don't have experience playing horse games before was play on easy and grinded my jockey level to 70 then I went normal and eventually just play hard all the time. The guides in game/pdf guide for 2004 are very useful do check them out, have fun...Again its a slow ass game but its fun
finemo wit basically dead after ramonu right
>>587834382You'll run her WITH Ramonu
>>587834382*after GrandMasters. Its perfectly fine to run ramonu and FM together for now but once specialized wit cards come in, thats when you drop FM
>>587834382no you still use itit's dead dead with L'arc though
>>587834382Not really, you still run 2 wit cards. If you dont have another SSR wit card you'll continue using FineMo for another scenario, it just wont necessarily be optimal
>>587833271
>>587833615Nut Nature
Bros I want to fucking PULLall those juicy carats are begging me to spend them
stupid finemo btich lasagnacamps guts, never shows up for friendship training and always fucks up her last eventfuck u finemo wit u won't be missed
Fine Motion, an Irish 007 special>0 friendship>0 wit trainings>7 Prepared to Pass hints
>>587834661same but I like saving rn since I'm so broke, need refreshed piggy packs immediately
i was going to say fine motion died in (year) but she's still alive actually
>>587834661keep hoarding lil nigga, your future self will thank you
why haven't a lot of people picked up on eupphpohpohphoh, this game needed a sex pest
>>587834839yeah and we're having sex
>>587833127Miko clothing
I'm a rapist. Give me an Uma wife.
>>587834959bald spot uma
>>587834959uggo and looks like a pigeon pooped on her head
>>587830662Hello babydachi
>>587835010I'm retarded, that's it. fakest 2hu fan ever
>>587835032
>>587834661HOLDRamonu is almost here.
Would Ogurin be a dead fish because it's not eating or a vacuum pump because cum is tasty?
>>587835032haru urara
best song in the game rn jumpscare
I start work again this Monday.It was a good NEET run.Fuck.
what is a light stick strap what is it for
>>587834959sir, this is globalwe don't talk about jp umas
>>587835393>Ruby's haremFuck off
>>587835419it'll be fine anondacchi you will have xmas money
>>587835451oh ok sorry
>>587835472what harem? It's a yearning conga line.
>>587835438To make your light stick a strap on
That's rude but at least she didn't rape me
>>587835583>woke lesbian dance>>>/r/eddit
>>587835472>>587835583now I'm wondering if there are any good reverse harem anime
>>587835202You're a larper yes
>>587834959we already had fuji kiseki to fill the sexpest role, so epidermis ain't that special. anyway I still love this ugly faggot and whether or not other people care is hashtag irrelevant.
>>587835759I also frequent Discord, ResetEra, Twitter, BlueSky and GameFAQs.
Dim sum lunch
>>587836112*fried cat
>>587836112get the sticky rice in bamboo leaf
>>587836228white
>>587836112ok copa
I did get raped
>>587836032Epipenis is unironically the most dogshit modern uma design bar none.>le quirky eyes with constant smug expression>colored ear insides with the worst shade of blue>terrible hairdo>boring priconne-core racing outfit>forced by Cygay
>>587828729its really not tho
>>587836457booblos
>>587836687I like the sperm she has on her hair
WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT BROSWHYFUCK
>>587835958
>>587835958>>587837063grug likegrug says sexgrug wants to ejaculate inside these umagrug horny
>>587837005>cute design>cute voice>big tits>braids>glasses>bookworm
>>587836112
>>587837063uma sock tea steeping instructions
>>587837005Donkey ears
>>587834959She's not released on global. She's cute and I'm rolling if I'm still going to play but that's all I know about her.
>>587834959Epiphaneia is ugly and annoying.
>>587836687I'm gonna agree on the fact that her race outfit is pretty ok at best (and obviously the bitch was very forced by cygames lmao). still love him thoughever. or her. idk yet
>>587834661Daiichi Ruby is in a month. Just wait a little bit.
>>587837179>>587837165Are they... VIOLENT?
>>587837063>>587835958
>>587837005NERD NERD NEEEEEEEEEERRRRDDDD
>>587837464S1 was the best design
>>587837005>WHY IS SHE SO PERFECTbecause you project your low self-esteem and patheticness onto her due to her shy bookworm personality and think you have a chance at bonding with her due to your perceived shared failures, only your illusions will be shattered once you realize she's just a normal girl and not as pathetic as you.
>>587837453nu
>>587837453>>587837179>>587837165Imagine being in a library and getting assistance from Rob RoyWhen she pulls a book down to show you she spins a bit too quick and KOs you with those massive udders
Faruko... ganbatte...
>>587836687Epi isn't even forced by Cygames. Like after her release there's been fucking nothing about her from them. Meanwhile Staygold keeps getting shit.
>>587837560I do not agree at all. She looks like a bootleg Eishin flash.
GAAAOOO
>>587837808>stego hating timothy
another million fans for mambo!
>>587837613>>587837532delete thisSHE LOVES MESHE WOULD ALWAYS TAKE ME>>587837676>>587837616so they are indeed VIOLENT
>>587837808the gold family carries cyge on their backs in much the same way as atlas holds up the heavens.
>the parents you make in the new scenario will be leagues better than the ones you already haveI doubt itand I am quoting a hypothetical gaslight
the parents you make in the new scenario will be leagues better than the ones you already have
>>587838189so,, are you making parents for CM23 already?
I DID IT!!!
>>587838049Other people could do well if they gave them a goddamn chance but nope just staygold staygold staygold >>587837965You can't even refute what I said. Epiphaneia released and the only thing of value is her being a parent. Staygold released and was immediately given merch, collabs, and a whole bunch of other shit including even the recent banner on the f1 track so fuck off
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAHUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>587838189smart dober
>>587838021She cute
>>587838295now win all cms with her
>>587838295based MANT enjoyer, congrats
>>587838295Sehr gut gemacht!
>>587837989Easy way for mambo to get 1 billion fansMake a gif of her like this
i eated the 30 nuggets
My mambro gives me a millions fans daily
>>587837989Same!Im farming sprint sashes
>>587838640fuck you yeppers
>>587838276I already have parents. I'm reusing the ones I used for Scorpio Cup. Unless the new scenario comes with the reroll pass and can get me 8* blues, 8* pinks; and groundwork, ignited wit, and dodging danger in the parent and both grandparents anything I make would either be worse or won't be good enough to make the grind worth it.
>the only club at risk of deranking this month is brickedEverything about this month is so boring
Vodka a cute
>>587838791Your Kitasan White parent?
>>587838858quick, someone start impersonating *
>>587838973
Wonder Acute and Ryuji Wadamore pics https://x.com/ceramic__girl/status/2121521358702272560
>>587839010I don't have one
>>587839151
>>587838858Bricked deserve it. >cringe name changes>tard danchou getting bullied /uma/ to kick people>taking back Gayassi>making him an officer
>>587838858Deploy ze mambots
>>587839882Feno...
>>587839882Put the hat back on for the love of God.
power has been out for 5 hours.what a great way to spend my saturday
>>587838858>>587839317Good riddance
>>587839882vegeta
>>587839882fixed so she looks like Fenomeno irl
>>587838858The return of Umama x V is good drama though
Finished my two supports676202346762023467620234Come and limit test with me
>>587838858/uma/ club is at risk of deranking from rank 67
>>587840572>67
>>587840518Nobody cares about these 2 anymore
>>587840857GIWTWM>>587840520debuffniggers obliterated
I want to marry Narita Top Road!!! I want to start a family with her!
>>587840520175280641752806417528064
>>587841131retard
>>587841131>UF4BUHHIIIIIIIIII
copafuck copafuck
>>587841131487870974878709748787097
>V and Umama roomscute
>quad debuffers with the worst people in this general
>>587835472>>587835759You are a troon.
>>587835785Yeah, even the tranny kind like yours exist.
>wanted to drink while anime>fall asleep insteadThere goes all my plans for the night
>>587841693I can bet you both of them are talking in discord and coordinate this
>>587841382562136825621368256213682
>>587841790When aren't they
>>587841778ojiisan...
nonny_chan btw
PooMama using double debuffs
>he uses debuffers
>>587841923The no slep has caught to me
>>587842079and he was so adamant on not using them too, ironic
the nige eats nigiri in niigata at night
>>587842138@umagrok, pull up umama screeching about someone using debuffers
>>587842138Losing all the time got to it
>>587841808messed up the thingy whoops110226321102263211022632
>>587838346what does it mean
>>587842283you forgot a reserved spot for V
>>587842085
watching worlds with my trainee
>>587842085>>587842431Tanuki are the yukkuri of uma and I love them
This rampant schizophrenia sure is something
>>587842085luna you're a debuffer too...
>>587842538Hope it ends in a big 3-0 stomp within an hour
>>587842602>troona
>>587842549yeah because umama has been such a civil person
>>587842687Hope you get better
>>587838189Cute Dober
there are bugs under my skin
>>587842778eat them
>Everyone that hates me is a schizo
>>587842770Defending your bf, cute
>>587842854that's a classic V mindset
>>587842545I miss the poster that would always post "I HATE TANUKI RUDOLPH" after seeing themHoping that I'll be able to spot him in r/a/dio next month
>>587842643I might be a chaser.
>>587842283302610663026106630261066
we deserve it for not removing uma&co from the club list
we deserve it for trannychasers
The moment a club recruits from discord is the moment they should be removed from the club list
>>587843347/uma/ club... no....
>>587843178unfortunately discordfaggotry won and they're just sitting on discord now coordinating this shitstill wild to me he came back to V after he leaked shit
>>587843347mambwos...
>>587842819mare in heat...
>>587842997two slots still available, last one
>>587843406Realized only V wanted a skinny goblin like him
>>587838549Cute Ayabe
who's the biggest jobber uma
>>587843347Brickedbwos...
>>587843523not joining dirty dishonest debuffnigger lobbies
why is she looking at me like that? she does realize I'm a MAN, right?
Take your meds schizos lol
>>587843347dacchisbwos....
>587843640
>>587843597King JobberNarita Taishin
why do we hate debuffers again? Even /vm/a is ok with them
>>587843848we hate hypocrites
>>587843848We're all manwhores with 3 viable oshis per track
>>587843523nobody cares and nobody is joining your shit rooms>>587843848Don't care about debuffers but that person incessantly hates on other people using them and he started using them now too
>>587843597how do you even define that in racing
>>587843848you dongeddit, it's only a bad thing when I'm not doing it
>>587843848Imagine telling your trainee that she's not supposed to winkachitai
>>587843848Training umas to lose is extremely cringe.
>587843765Plays the most and has the least wins in /uma/
>>587844050how do you even spend like 10 hours a day on uma and has only 3 plats to your name
>>587844050it's /discord/
>>587843597
I've never seen an entire general dogpile one person before
>>587844050Sorry mean to >>587843765
>>587844165proof?
>>587843848building umas for the sole purpose of fucking over others and finishing 9th is lazy and dishonest, a strategy used by desperate tryhards who are a slave to the meta
>>587844165I would recommend checking outn /xivg/, but dont actually go there, it's genuinely so much worse than even our worst moments
>>587844171>using my bityou really are unoriginal as fuck V
>>587837005faucet knob ear ornaments
>>587842997thanks for coming and helping, appreciate itwill probably make optimized support parents for fun once unity tp is over, might as well. having frenzied skills for every style is pretty good especially if stacked
>>587843765sorry nonny meant to >>587843640
Out of all events I think I enjoyed this one the most. That was unexpected.
>>587843938>heritage >race history>placement historyKing Halo is the perfect example, he had everything to be a menace but got completely overshadowed by horses with lesser pedigree
>>587844165V seething on multiple devices =/= an entire general
>>587844307Yeah I'm not checking that out
>>587843848I don't mind them if they're there to make your offmeta wife win. Combining a meta uma with debuffers just makes the races super boring
>>587844165this place is a /vt/umor refugee center, they'll jump on anyone who can provide them with the tiniest bit of inane drama to jerk themselves off to
>>587844351Who asked?>>587844376It's not V, they are unironically friends again
>>587844165try looking at mmo generals. you try to attentionwhore and people will hate you.also>one personyou mean "me"
>>587836112dim sum deez nutz
>>587844427bro you don't understand i just need to test to see if it works that's it i'm totally not trying to boost my own ego
It's simple make them leave and save the general
>>587843848Two debuffers one ace is easier and stronger than triple ace in a game where you're supposed to collect horse girls and allegedly, run your favorites instead of "le 564 escape goat into red skills + meta pick".
Ikuno...
>>587844506why are you trying to say as if Umama isn't attentionwhoring constantly
564 penis into horse girl meta
>hosts rooms>is not shitposting>schizos lose it for some reasonWhat do you call this phenomenon?
>>587844351thanks for hosting, aren't frenzied skills shit since it's just a speed boost if they don't run out of Stam? Stam isn't gonna be cancer to get in the next scenario
>>587844351>having frenzied skills for every style is pretty good especially if stackedThey set current rushed timer to 5s so if two debuffers use it at once it's still 5s, the only time a usage is delayed is if the debuffer herself can't use it the moment there's a valid target due to being rushed herself. The idea that they extend the rushed timer by 5s was incorrectly stated in the mechanics doc and fixed a month or two ago.
>>587844734Trannychasing
What is your main board, /uma/? I come from /d/
>all these anons pretending they have integrity about debuffers when they only want any reason to hate on ***** and plenty of other anons use debuffersYou're not women stop behaving like them.
>>587844165the UDF is slacking on the defense today, yeah
>>587844686>horse nicknamed "Iron lady">VA isn't britishshameful display. even if the va is actually very cute
>pretendingFuck you, you don't know me.
>>587836112Damn that looks delish. Been craving for one as well
Please shut the fuck up
>>587844351Thanks for hosting bwo
>>587844697learn english first, seanig
>>587844165You haven't been in many generals, huh?
>>587844427using debuffers even alongside an off-meta oshi pick is lame. you don't believe in your oshi's strength to win so you're putting her on crutchesalso have fun watching your 1 ace implode in finals and have no other aces to save you
>>587845026embarassing response
Can a cute Finemoaner give me ONE (1) [uno] kissie?
>>587845248impossible, there are no cute posters here
>>587844351Keen eye deciding the front roulette makes these rooms a prisoner's dilemma. Ah well, pub wr seems good enough for finals so might just give up on further refinement
>>587844787Came from /jp/ but I rarely visit there nowadaysStill visit other boards tho
>>587845084Answers larping as real horse racing is so retarded. This is a competitive gacha game. Open League is there for everybody wanting to try something different.
>>587844351thx for hostanplease make at least 1 other ace bwo
>>587845391and yet he's a hypocrite who shat on people who used debuffers and started to use them now and make fun of people who call him out
>>587844787My main board used to be /a/... then /jp/... but now my main board is... *pukes inside mouth*... /vg/
>>587845391>This is a competitive gacha game.lmao
>>587838973>>587839151>>587839273Vodka impregnation
>>587843848if you use debuffers you are brown
I ate so much for lunch my tummy hurt for 4 hours. Now it's gone and I feel better.
>>587844760idk they seem pretty decent at least here, mine has been close to exploding despite having close to 800 stam with great mood solely due to rushed being extended but idk you're probably right about next scenario too>>587844781oh ok so both supports will activate frenzied at the same time? I thought the skill would activate at some random point during when the opponent is rushed, so one of yours could activate frenzied frame 1 and the other one on the last frame, essentially making it a +10s long rush but ok that's useful to know thanks>>587845536I NEED THIS
>>587845582Could be worse, you could be from /vt/
>>587844787I don't come from here
>>587845661V status?
I'm in love with my danchud...
friendly reminder that all the retards saying to not use debuffers are using them and are projecting
>>587845391But if you don't care about characters etc, what's even the point then? PvP is shit here, there are way better games for it.
>>587845802proof?
>>587845727thanks
friendly reminder that everyone enabling the tranny is part of the problem too
>>587845889You're supposed to say you love him too.
>>587845973Fuck off V
>>587844787It's /vg/ now, but I'm also in /v/ and sometimes /vp/
>>587845802lol you wish debuffnigger
>>587845662teiobros...
>>587845889Erm not you
>>587846091IT'S A PHASE
>>587846247>>587846247>>587846247>>587846247
>>587846202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxzw7-sCdnQ
>>587846324I miss faufau
>>587845552That's true. But as someone pointed out, a losing streak woke >him up.>>587845818Honestly, I care about my favorite characters. But this game is already stressful enough training meta picks, imagine suffering twice as much training umas that aren't fir for that track. I truly respect oshigamers but not betting all in a goof UF4 front for this CM is silly to me, I'd also run 2 debuffers.
>>587846324MOOMS MY BELOVEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA0CpI0vCK4>b-but she's backI DONT CARE
>>587846463moom covered a song from my favorite vocaP it was nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-bBKa8Bb_Q
>>587846324They were better off under the Jap's iron fist
>>587845661I bought them for GL CMs cause Stamina was tough to get so Rushed can actually fuck you over. But before GL rushed was a free Speed boost most of the time.Frenzied Front might kinda be worth it I guess since Rushed + SS is a death sentence most of the time.Other than that I don't think it's useful but I might be wrong never bothered learning how to minmax debuffers
>>587846424That's a lot of typos. Good thing this thread is dead and nobody can see it anymore.
You can't just reveal your true powerlevel just because the thread is dead and expect no one to remember.
>>587846605She really has such a nice singing voice. Always tuned in to her karaokes and since they were always so fun
>>587844787I used to main /a/, but now its mostly just this general and /vr/ sometimes /vm/
>>587846846If you tune into Shachi's karaoke and just don't look at the screen, what does it really change?
>>587846846yeah her karaokes were fun
>>587846786I'll pretend the end of this thread didn't happen and that anons didn't just show their cards like that in same way you have done too in the past
>>587846974I still have yet to tune in to her streams ever since she came back desu >>587847049Yeppers and usually long too
>>587846974>listen to her voice don't look at the screen, you may even want to overlay a Mumei/Fauna .png over them as the virtual youtuber talks about being a regular white woman with none of the kayfabenyo
my cock got hard again
>ENDisgusting. But I can't complain, Coco was the GOAT when she was active. At the same I thank Kson for becoming the lolcow she is. I'll never trust a woman again, only the japanese corporate chads.Umamusume.
>>587847459fuck off to V then
>>587847472SOME are fun but I agree with JP being better although I've just been over vtubers in general with very few exceptions like Kagura Mea and ASMR onesThe nostalgia is always nice though yeppers
>>587847472the real GOAT has always been her genmate
>>587848018>>587848018>>587848018
>>587848060kill yourself
>>587846786What's the worse that could happen >>587847959God damn a sheep posterI fucking kneel>>587848060We already have a thread made bwo...
>>587847801I'm not watching them anymore. Not even the ones I really like such as Peko and Miko. It's like the shine moments are over. This year was also the one I didn't care about the FES.>>587847959She was pretty good and always one of my favorites. Glad she still going strong.
>>587844787i come from /vt/
>>587848189>>587848626
Added a new column to my spreadsheet. "Favorite VTuber(s)"Updated the information of 4 different anons. 5 once the Artiafag exposes himself unless he's one of the other 4. Interesting thread after all.
>>587849736there's no artiafag
>>587849736my favorite vtuber is a male and he poofed from existence last year
>>587848430Same desu they're just not as fun anymore>>587849736Good thing I didn't namedrop mine!
>>587850262do you have a favorite work from classic Chinese literature?
>>587844375"heritage" might be just ... dare I say it ...breeder cope
