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This is a slow board
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Lisa is a slow game
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>>65854
For you.
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there is no point in this board existing
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this is nice board
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>>66186
this is ok board
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https://youtu.be/t-5_zoEsY6c

Really exercises the old eggplant.
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>>66176
This the first time I have ever heard someone say that about /vip/
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>>65854

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43zOwm34hqQ&index=2&list=FLvZF6vXG8sUutyCraNL49TQ
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boump
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Indeed my pupil.
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keep my thread alive plEase
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>>68485
Okay.
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yeah
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>>65854
It's not that slow...
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>>68922
4u
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boump
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>>65854
Faggot
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>>69983
that's rude
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my thread is still up
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>>66176
Spiderposting is the only reason I need.
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>>72451
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boomp
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>>65854
we have nothing in common except forking over 20 dollars
why should anyone be here in the first place?
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>>73313
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>>73325
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You might want to call an ambulance for the arachnophobic anon with the severed foot.
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>>73358
Pls stop stomping on arachnidbro
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>>73410
We're gonna cut down the shpider shtompinz.
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>>73413
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>>65854
Test
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>>73358
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I like what my thread is turning into.
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>>73425
I'd like it more if there were less spiders.
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>>73434
We will defeat the spider menace
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>>65854
Just bought a pass, Test.. (woohoo no more captchas)
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>>73435
No. Sipders fr lyfe
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I'm just gonna leave this here.
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Because everyone is a poorfag.
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Let us put aside these spider wars to enjoy a merry Christmas together /vip/
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i'm going to the bank next week to set up a savings account...

i won't be poor forever!
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>>66368
I have to play this game. Thanks, fellow /vip/er.
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It used to be faster.
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>>74007
I hope everyone had a merry Christmas.
I was able to get more frames done for "There Will Be Blood".
The version with sound can be found here...
>>>/wsg/2037591
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I like this board
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>>74462
better than dealing with the bullshit "select a car until all images are gone" captchas
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spiders are spoopy
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keep my thread alive for a year pls
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>>75217
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>paying money for this
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>>75886
More like paying to not have to deal with the stupid "select all street signs" captchas
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>>73423
>>73413
>>73419
>>73410
>>73358
>>73325
>>73317
go back to /pol/
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S-S-SAVED
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>>75892
Or be able to use VPNs AND not have to play the reCAPTCHA "find all instances of this bullshit" game.
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spiders are gay
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>>66666
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If we speed up our metabolism, body and mind up 100x then maybe this board will seem like the others. Sure, from our prospective we'll die 100x faster, that'll suck, but we'll die smiling because of a super concentration of /vip/ posting goodness.
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>>65854
Just got here, how can I stay?
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>>77176
Post one time a month just like everyone else does.
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bi-weekly bump
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>>77822
>14 days ago
looks like it's THAT TIME AGAIN
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>>77200
B-But, I post here almost everyday.
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>>78455
Then keep my thread bumped for me friend thanks
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>>78866
peep for days nerd
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>4 more months until my thread is one year old
I'm a proud father
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>>73413
I wish I could understand the thought process that goes to creating something like this
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>>79780
spiders. what more is there?
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Bump. Not much longer till my thread reaches a year.
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>>80297
Almost forgot about my thread. Oops.
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>>79780
It was from The Great Spider War of 2017. We decided on a truce for xmas, and the war just never stated back up.
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>>80674
>15 days without bumping my thread
Goddamn how has it been 15 days already? Why is time moving so fast /VIP/?
It's already been almost a year since I first made this thread.
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>>81035
no... nooooo
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>>65854
Very
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When my thread reaches 1 year I'll tell /vip/ about how the last year of my life has been.
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>>81433
Pretty uneventful i bet.
I mean, you're here.
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>>81438
Actually it's been pretty eventful anon.
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Not much longer my dudes.
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almost a year. I spent it all in bed.
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>>81433
Bumping for this story...
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Happy one year to my thread /vip/.
I'm not gonna post a long story but here's some highlights from this past year.
>hit rock bottom, decided to make changes
>started getting /fit/, lost 100lbs
>figured out what i wanted to do with school, finished an associates, transferred to university
>cat died
>got qt gf, had sex, broke up with her because autism
>sorta almost killed myself but not really
>experimented with new hobbies such as sculpting and skating
>hooked up with crazy girl, the sex was good but she is mentally unhinged
>almost became a 4chan janitor but decided not to go through with it
Those are just a few highlights, nothing too major. But my life has changed alot since I made this thread, I'm moving in a positive direction.
How's your year been /vip/?
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>25 days without bumping
>still alive
Based slow /VIP/
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>Started working at the beginning of the year
>garage burned down on the second
>fuck around at school until I get kicked out after spring semester
>still working
>start going to co-workers parties after work, pretty fun
>started posting more on /vg/
>join discord that branched off from /vg/ thread because autists don't like us
>now thread's slower and they're tsundere for us
>started browsing /soc/ at the encouragement of discord friend in same state
>got dick sucked, sucked another anon off, was pretty alright
>becoming less awkward and talking to people more
Pretty much all that's happened, the important stuff.
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>>82284
vaguely interesting post I read it but
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thatz cuz no one wants to get embarrassed posting shit posts in front of their best mates in the world anon.
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>>81968
Epic
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how about that weather, /vip/?
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>>66176
this
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i'm depressed
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>>75901
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Still alive, unfortunately
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Happy new years /vip/.
This year my thread will turn 2 years old. Can you believe it? Time flies huh.
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>20 days without bumping
>only page 4
is /vip/ getting slower?
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>>65854
Not as slow as me, faggoy
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Don't forget me, /vip/
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looks like we can buy passes without meme coins again, now I can keep bumping my thread
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depression bumpo
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>>89693
feeling motivated now
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trips. this thread needs to die already.
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>>90111
nice trips. i want my thread to last 2 years though anon
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>>90112
i doubt i can make 193 posts in under 127 days so you're probably safe.
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I've been samefagging for almost 2 years.
Please like this post
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>>90533
good effort!
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>>90537
Thanks anon! Take a like!
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i don't remember the last 5 months of my life /vip/
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bumping
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>>90533
Checked. I want this thread to live on.
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I only have 3 semesters on uni left /VIP/
do you think my thread will last until I graduate?
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niggers
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anti-spider bump
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Pro spider bump
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>>91768
Kumonga wills it.
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living slow life
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9 days until the two year anniversary of my thread
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happy two years /vip/, here's to another year of being stuck in this eternal hell
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just now renewed my pass oops
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uni sucks
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>>65854
>posting on a two years old post
jesus christ. what am I doing with my life
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i'm still alive /vip/
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alive
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>>65854
the person that made this could be dead
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>>94820
based anon bumping my thread for me
>>94822
nope not dead yet
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drunk depressed bump
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sober depressed bump
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hello again /vip/
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>>88911
that spider looks french
disgusting
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bump again
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bimpo
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>>66176
what the fuck
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Happy 1000 days!
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bump old thread
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wow, 3 years man.
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>>97384
time flies man, just two more months. it's been a weird 3 years for me
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>>65854
wow bro.
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less than 2 months left till 3 years
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>>65854
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>>65854
hello from the future
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pretty lame summer so far /vip/
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>>65854
Which makes it a good board.
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20 days till this thread's birthday
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>>65854
This is the fastest board on the planet, but it's incredible speed only makes it APPEAR slow to the untrained eye.
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Almost time.
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Bump
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3 days left!
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op here hishiromoot please resolve your beef with paypal or whatever, I don't wanna use buttcoin to renew my pass
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I don't know if my pass expires or not tomorrow, but I don't have the cash to renew it at the moment, so happy birthday to my thread /vip/
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happy birthday, 3 years a /vip/!
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>>99801
forgot to do my 3 year flex
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when the fuck does my pass expire
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>>65854
A VERY important slow board.
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>>100047
still going
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How do I /since4pass?

/since4pass
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>>100521
oh nooo
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yes
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>>65854
bump
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>>94822
i posted this almost a year ago man if only i knew what a shit year it would be :^)
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>>103038
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Vroom vroom
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>>103334
Neat
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>>65854
Posting in this legendary thread
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no
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>>103334
I haven't posted in this thread before but I too have graduated college and got a godly job in the time since it was made. The flow of time is terifying.


Also if you're reading this post play Space Station 13.
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>>104890
get a hobby my duder
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It took me 4 years to post this because of my slow upload speed but I just wanted to let everybody know op is a faggot
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>>73312
>>73313
>>73317
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>>73358
Is there a name for this?
Drawing battles?

I remember there was a site in which people would do this with mechs and stuff
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>>103334
good job anon
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>>65854
SAVED
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>>108502
Yes
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I miss her
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>>110194
They email you in advance in a smart business move of what is called advertising you their product.
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>>65854
Bump
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>imagine not chipping in to support hiroshimoot
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I finally get to post in this board. I feel special.
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>>65854
>click on the stupid banner of /vip/
>end up here
>see this post
>see it's from 2017
>"This is a slow board"
Yeah, that's an understatement.
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>>65854
I like board
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Slow poke
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>>66176
test
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>>113283
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>>75217
to hear audio files

download tampermonkey

install this script by clicking the green button
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player
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>>113483
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>>113484
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>>113485
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to acces the settings for the 4chan sounds player, scroll top or bottom
should say [Sounds] next to [Settings], click sounds and a window will pop up.


If you click the arrow that points down, a couple options will appear.
Player, Tools, Settings and Threads
Tools allows you to create your own sound files and post them. If you like it, you can save it and then post again some other time.

Don't let /gif/ and /wsg/ hold audio hostage!
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ocean man
take me by the hand
lead me to the land
that you understand
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>>65854
Thread resurrection
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>>113755
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slooooow down
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>>114154
I'm glad we're here together in these three separate moments - you make your post, I make my reply, and you see my post - and I wouldn't trade it for anything else :3
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/t/ is almost as slow. back in the good old days /t/ would have threads up for five years. /vip/ is the last true "slow" board.
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B.Y.S
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This is a good thing.
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i feel like i'm writing on the ruins of the internet
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>>116985
you are
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>>116641
woohoo!
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>>65854
>07/25/17
wow it really is
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>>118102
i've been here since 2010
it's only become worse
i keep on telling myself I need to leave but I have nowhere else to go
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this is a nice board
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i forgot this board exists but i might as well use it at least once while i have my pass
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impressive
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Holy shit 2017!!! Is this the oldest board still up
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This nice thread
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>>118371
Nah, /po/ has one from 2016.
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>>119087
Thanks anon.
>>118371
>>119138
Here's a list of every board with its oldest thread creation date as of today, courtesy of my tism. This thread is one of 4 left from the 2010s.
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what even is this board
i can draw??
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>>104232
Weird to notice my own post from so long ago. I wonder what I'll be doing the next time I check this thread.
Today I will post Bocchi.

>>104890
I hope you're doing well, anon. I'm having kind of a rough time of it right now too, but I think things will get better eventually.
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>>65854
nice
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renewed not too long ago. obligatory poast.
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Is this the oldest thread on 4chan?
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>>65854
That was a good song, I preferred the in-game version over the OST version.
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just masturbated
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>>65854
Test
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>>65854
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>>65854

lol, my bike tire is NEVER gonna go flat, kek
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bump
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Hey
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>>121999
hello anon, nice trips. checked.
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don't die on me
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>>122346
I reversed image searched this cause it made me kind of horny, only to see you posted it to embed it in /vt/. Confirmed mod post in my thread, nice.
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bumpity bump bump
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not sure how much longer I want to keep this thread alive bump
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eeeeeehhh bump
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>>65854
almost as slow as joe
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hey fags
why do i suddenly have to type captchas when I make a report? reauthenticating didn't work and my normal non-captcha posting hasn't been disrupted
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>>75217
>5 years ago
it seems like you've won...
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it's perfect
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This is a slow burning torch.
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>>120908
i just renewed too
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>>123970
i renewed this one actually, my original one
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>>65854
six years a /vip/
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>back to page one from page ten without posting
someone's trying to keep me here forever it seems
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Posting in the oldest thread on /vip/!
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you're delusional OP
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>>125537
You may have a point.
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testing
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OP here, just renewed to make this post. I debated whether or not to post this but fuck it might as well since I've put this much effort into keeping my thread alive thus far.
This will be my last post ITT, I don't care to keep it alive anymore. 4chan, and the internet as a whole, disappoints me and I'm aiming to disconnect and learn to live a properly fulfilling life beyond it. Best of luck to each anon that's posted ITT, as well as to the mystery mod that seems to want to keep it alive as much as I did.
Keep it alive, or don't, doesn't matter to me anymore. Wishing you all the best, good luck in life. OP out.
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Joe will never be the same
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Less than 50 posts left until this thread kicks the bucket. Will it make it to 7 years?
>>126020
Was it worth it, anon?
>the internet as a whole disappoints me
According to your deleted posts, there's a lot more to your disappointment. I hope you find purpose, but no need to act like a faggot.
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>>65854
4u
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I should browse here more often!~
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>>65854
>2017

we have to go back
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>>66186
>>66357
It seems peaceful.



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